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<b><i>♪ Gets, gets better, better ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer out west,
our summer is sex ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer just gets better ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer out west,
our summer is sex ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer just gets
better, better ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ I don't need no weekend
telling me when to begin, ah ♪</i></font></b>

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<b><i>♪You stay upstairs until♪
♪I call you down for dinner♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Single ladies want a ring
on it, I shake a finger ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Let it be, I'll call you Paul ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Paul, you call me Linda ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Single ladies want
a ring on it, ah ♪</i></b>

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<b><font color="
I shake a finger ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ All the single
ladies want a ring ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ I shake a finger ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ We're just having fun
if you got to order ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer out west,
our summer is sex ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer just gets better ♪</i></b>

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<b><font color="
our summer is sex ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer just gets,
gets better, better ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Better, better, ah ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Ah, ah, better, better ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer is sex, we get
so wet about the weather ♪</i></b>

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<b><font color="
want avoid a commitment ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ She resists, but you persist,
and I suggest her sister ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ She's a go-getter,
she say no, never ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ She's a go-getter,
she never say no ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ The sign says open,
doesn't ever say closed ♪</i></b>

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<b><font color="
she's good to go ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ I bet you get her,
she say no, never ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer out west,
our summer is sex ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer just gets better ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer out west,
our summer is sex ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ Our summer just gets,
gets better, better ♪</i></font></b>

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<b>Ever notice how in high school.</b>

36
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<b>There's just something
about being first,</b>

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<b>Like that girl who's always
first to raise her hand.</b>

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<b>Or that first kid to own every
new cutting-edge ithingy?</b>

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<b>There's so much pressure to
be a trend-setter, a pioneer.</b>

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<b><font color="

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<b>Tanner Daniels was just like any
other average comic-book geek,</b>

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<b>More than content to
fly under the radar.</b>

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<b>And leave the trailblazing
to the others.</b>

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<b>After all, of the many firsts
my peers were vying for,</b>

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<b>One still remained
conspicuously up for grabs.</b>

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<b><font color="
of north gateway high.</b>

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<b>Had any student admitted out loud.</b>

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<b>To being an honest-to-goodness,
card-carrying, proud...</b>

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<b>Or even slightly modest...
homosexual,</b>

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<b>Including me and my
best friend, Brent.</b>

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<b>Explain this to me again.
How will being the first out kid.</font></b>

52
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<b>In school make you
instantly popular?</b>

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<b>It's simple. All the teen
and tween rags agree...</b>

54
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<b>The hottest new trend
sweeping schools worldwide.</b>

55
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<b>Is the G.B.F.</b>

56
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<b>G.B.F.? Gay best friend.</b>

57
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<b>Every celeb has one, so
every teen girl needs one.</font></b>

58
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<b>And pretty soon, all three
prom-queen front-runners.</b>

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<b>Will be battling it
out for my attention.</b>

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<b><i>♪ H ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ E ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ R ♪</i></b>

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<b>Three powerful cliques
controlled north gateway high,</b>

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<b><font color="

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<b>Ruled our school from
nearly every direction.</b>

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<b>Caprice winters dominated.</b>

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<b>As queen of drama,
all three kinds of choir,</b>

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<b>And our school's loose network
of minority students.</b>

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<b>Then there was 'Shley Osgoode,
short for "Ashley,".</b>

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<b><font color="

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<b>With her perpetually sunny
Mormon disposition,</b>

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<b>'Shley ruled all wearers
of shiny gold crosses.</b>

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<b>And goody-two-shoes.</b>

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<b>But neither could hold a
candle to Fawcett Brooks.</b>

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<b>By far the hottest girl in school.</b>

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<b><font color="

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<b>Fawcett loved fads
and hated fatties.</b>

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<b>Her trademark golden tresses.</b>

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<b>Had won her "best hair"
three years in a row,</b>

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<b>an unprecedented achievement</b>

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<b>because you're supposed
to be a senior to win.</b>

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<b><font color="
in a third-world country,</b>

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<b>They maintained an
uneasy balance of power,</b>

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<b>Friendly but always vigilant.</b>

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<b>Of anything that could
upset the truce.</b>

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<b>And create all-out social warfare.</b>

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<b>So, I'm thinking prom,
for maximum effect.</b>

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<b><font color="
wins king or queen,</b>

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<b>All anyone will remember is me.</b>

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<b>Why not send out a mass
text and be done with it?</b>

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<b>"F.Y.I., I like guys.</b>

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<b>Now let's never speak
of this again."</b>

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<b>Tanner, you cannot come out
via text. That is so gay.</b>

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<b><font color="
Er, in, I guess.</b>

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<b>Oh, how very early 2000s of you.
I'm so not surprised.</b>

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<b>Yeah, Glenn here is more likely
to come out than Tanner,</b>

97
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<b>And he is our token
vagina enthusiast.</b>

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<b>Damn straight. Literally.</b>

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<b>Look, it's not a matter of if
I'm coming out. Of course I am.</font></b>

100
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<b>It's the "when"
I'm still working on.</b>

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<b>I just can't believe
that you'd be happy.</b>

102
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<b>Being some vapid whore's
sexless accessory.</b>

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<b>And what makes you think
this plan will even work?</b>

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<b>Oh, you know I've been
doing my reconnaissance.</b>

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<b><font color="

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<b>Fawcett's the obvious
prom-queen front-runner,</b>

107
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<b>But since mega-hottie Hamilton
smith dumped her last week,</b>

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<b>She's vulnerable, and she'll
be looking for an edge...</b>

109
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<b>whoo! ...Any edge.</b>

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<b>What the hell was that? You guys
were totally out of sync.</b>

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<b><font color="
the month, ladies.</b>

112
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<b>Please. Their "must-have"
list is so five minutes ago.</b>

113
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<b>Let's hear it.
This month's are...</b>

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<b>totally bedazzled vintage totes,</b>

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<b>Chunky cashmere ironic shrugs...</b>

116
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<b>been there, worn that.</b>

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<b><font color="

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<b>I practically invented them.</b>

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<b>My Cold.</b>

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<b>And a G.B.F.</b>

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<b>It... It stands for...
I know what it stands for.</b>

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<b>Well, I can't help it that the
school is devoid of the gay.</b>

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<b>I mean, if there were some,
they'd obvi worship me.</font></b>

124
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<b>I mean, look at this.</b>

125
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<b>No, no, totally.
They'd worship you.</b>

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<b>Like, look at you.
You're, like, beautiful, like...</b>

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<b>Okay, so, Fawcett
might fall for it,</b>

128
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<b>But what makes you think a
super-Chris like 'Shley Osgood.</b>

129
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<b>Would ever want a G.B.F.?</b>

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<b><font color="

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<b>Their whole shtick is just
being relentlessly nice to you.</b>

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<b>Until you give up and throw on a
pair of their magic underwear.</b>

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<b>Yeah, they smile to your face
and prop-8 you in the back.</b>

134
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<b>I can't believe our godless
peers read this blasphemy.</b>

135
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<b>They're trying to
make sin seem "in."</font></b>

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<b>I don't know.</b>

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<b>Don't you ever think it would
be kind of neat to meet one?</b>

138
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<b>Like a real, live gay? What?</b>

139
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<b>You know, we could
bring him youth group.</b>

140
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<b>Or take him out for
milkshakes or something.</b>

141
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<b>And then if we're all
super-duper nice to him,</b>

142
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<b><font color="
that the only person.</b>

143
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<b>He should be gay for is Jesus.</b>

144
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<b>'Shley, you can't just
befriend these people.</b>

145
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<b>They're out to steal.</b>

146
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<b>Our brothers, boyfriends,
our gerbils,</b>

147
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<b>All as part of a secret agenda.</b>

148
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<b>To spread their gaybies
all over America.</font></b>

149
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<b>Aww. Gay babies?</b>

150
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<b>No! Like... like gay rabies.</b>

151
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<b>Bitch!</b>

152
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<b>'Shley will try to befriend
me and convert me,</b>

153
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<b>And that'll make Fawcett
want me even more.</b>

154
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<b>So, what about Caprice? Please.</b>

155
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<b>Miss Caprice cannot stand not
being the center of attention.</font></b>

156
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<b>You all saw her mostly
plagiarized musical mash-up.</b>

157
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<b>Of "mean girls" last spring.</b>

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<b><i>♪ Mean girls ♪</i></b>

159
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<b><i>♪ Mean plastic girls ♪</i></b>

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<b><i>♪ I'm coming to get you
wherever you turn ♪</i></b>

161
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<b><i>♪ I'm writing your name
in the book of burn ♪</i></font></b>

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<b>That actually could have
been kind of brilliant.</b>

163
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<b>But it wasn't.</b>

164
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<b>Caprice needs a gay visionary.</b>

165
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<b>To shepherd her career
towards iconic Diva-Dom.</b>

166
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<b>I just hope everything
goes according to plan.</b>

167
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<b>You won't forget us
when you're in a new.</b>

168
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<b><font color="
No promises.</b>

169
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<b>Oh, my god!
Is that the new one?!</b>

170
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<b>Oh, sweet, dude!</b>

171
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<b>And I still carry the last
flip phone on the planet.</b>

172
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<b>We are so downloading guydar.</b>

173
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<b>What the hell is guydar?
Where have you been?</b>

174
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<b><font color="
gay guys find other gay guys.</b>

175
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<b>Through state-of-the-art,
globally positioned technology.</b>

176
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<b>She knows. I only know about it.</b>

177
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<b>Because Brent here tried to
download it onto my phone.</b>

178
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<b>Yeah, and hetero buzzkill
here totally cock-blocked me.</b>

179
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<b><font color="

180
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<b>With some slutty gay hookup app.</b>

181
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<b>Tanner, we're not
gonna do anything.</b>

182
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<b>We're just gonna see if there are</b>

183
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<b>any other gay guys in this town</b>

184
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<b>and find out how many cubic
feet away they are from us.</b>

185
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<b><font color="

186
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<b>And it's about to change our lives.</b>

187
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<b>Which was actually true,
but not in the way we imagined.</b>

188
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<b>But it isn't fair, Ms. Hoegel.</b>

189
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<b>I'm sorry, Soledad, but the
school board was clear.</b>

190
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<b>Now, we can't have a
gay/straight alliance.</b>

191
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<b><font color="

192
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<b>Just because we're all straight.</b>

193
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<b>Doesn't mean that there aren't
gay kids at this school.</b>

194
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<b>My future G.B.F. is just waiting
to come out of the closet.</b>

195
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<b>And tell me how fierce I am.</b>

196
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<b>Please, Ms. "H,"
this club is all I have.</b>

197
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<b><font color="
questioning kids or yourself?</b>

198
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<b>It's all for the gays!</b>

199
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<b>They need to at least
know this group exists.</b>

200
00:09:01,713 --> 00:09:03,944
<b>What if Viola here
came out as a lesbian?</b>

201
00:09:04,016 --> 00:09:06,747
<b>Hey! I'm strictly dickly, yo.</b>

202
00:09:06,818 --> 00:09:08,616
<b>Just take one for the team.</b>

203
00:09:08,687 --> 00:09:11,657
<b>Now, Soledad!
Or the fact that Braxton has two mommies...</font></b>

204
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<b>That has got to count
for something.</b>

205
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<b>And both Mrs. Cooper-Cullins
were so helpful.</b>

206
00:09:16,061 --> 00:09:18,053
<b>In organizing last
month's Vegan bake sale.</b>

207
00:09:18,130 --> 00:09:19,860
<b>Moms say hi, by the way.</b>

208
00:09:19,931 --> 00:09:21,866
<b>Hi, moms.</b>

209
00:09:21,933 --> 00:09:25,768
<b>But it's simply not
enough, I'm afraid.</b>

210
00:09:29,374 --> 00:09:31,900
<b><font color="
buy me a few more weeks.</b>

211
00:09:31,977 --> 00:09:33,673
<b>Like, I will find a real-life gay,</b>

212
00:09:33,745 --> 00:09:35,737
<b>Even if I have to drag
the little teen queen.</b>

213
00:09:35,814 --> 00:09:37,009
<b>Out of the closet myself.</b>

214
00:09:37,082 --> 00:09:38,778
<b>Soledad, I don't
want you conducting.</b>

215
00:09:38,850 --> 00:09:40,250
<b>Some sort of a gay witch-hunt.</b>

216
00:09:40,318 --> 00:09:42,787
<b><font color="
Give it time.</b>

217
00:09:42,854 --> 00:09:45,153
<b>One day you will meet
the gay of your dreams,</b>

218
00:09:45,223 --> 00:09:46,919
<b>And it will be the happiest,</b>

219
00:09:46,992 --> 00:09:48,858
<b>Most fulfilling day of your life.</b>

220
00:09:48,927 --> 00:09:52,261
<b>Then it's all downhill from there.</b>

221
00:09:57,903 --> 00:10:00,930
<b>Hi, there, Soledad.
Or whatever.</b>

222
00:10:01,006 --> 00:10:03,202
<b><font color="
currently gay-less.</b>

223
00:10:03,275 --> 00:10:05,744
<b>G.S.A., Right?
Yeah, something like that.</b>

224
00:10:05,811 --> 00:10:08,212
<b>Couldn't help but
overhear your dilem.</b>

225
00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:11,182
<b>I might have an idea
that could help you out.</b>

226
00:10:11,249 --> 00:10:15,084
<b>Keep up.</b>

227
00:10:15,153 --> 00:10:16,815
<b>The Wi-Fi password is "Lilo."</b>

228
00:10:16,888 --> 00:10:19,858
<b>Oh, hey, guys. Where's the fire?
Oh! Hi, mom.</font></b>

229
00:10:19,925 --> 00:10:23,089
<b>Um, we just got this really
tough math assignment, so...</b>

230
00:10:23,161 --> 00:10:24,789
<b>Oh. Math.</b>

231
00:10:24,863 --> 00:10:26,855
<b>It's gonna be, like, a
really tough nut to bust.</b>

232
00:10:26,932 --> 00:10:28,161
<b>T-T-Y-L!</b>

233
00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,895
<b>Later, Mrs. Van Camp.</b>

234
00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:34,269
<b>Be safe! W-with your math.</b>

235
00:10:34,339 --> 00:10:37,935
<b>Your mom totally knows and
also thinks we're doing it.</font></b>

236
00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:40,001
<b>Why don't you just tell her?</b>

237
00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:42,206
<b>Oh, she's so smug,
dropping her little hints.</b>

238
00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:44,249
<b>I'm not gonna give her
the satisfaction.</b>

239
00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,285
<b>Maybe when she gets
the balls to ask me.</b>

240
00:10:46,351 --> 00:10:48,786
<b>Maybe she's just
respecting your privacy.</b>

241
00:10:48,854 --> 00:10:51,824
<b>She wants to milk this for
all the drama it's worth.</font></b>

242
00:10:51,890 --> 00:10:54,724
<b>Trust. I am her son, after all.</b>

243
00:11:05,337 --> 00:11:09,502
<b>Do we have to listen to this
heinous pop dance crap?</b>

244
00:11:09,775 --> 00:11:11,175
<b>Shut up. You know you love it.</b>

245
00:11:11,243 --> 00:11:14,145
<b><i>♪ Why should I be a
victim of this love? ♪</i></b>

246
00:11:14,212 --> 00:11:17,046
<b><i>♪ Why should I feel so ashamed? ♪</i></b>

247
00:11:17,115 --> 00:11:20,108
<b>Knock, knock!</b>

248
00:11:20,185 --> 00:11:21,744
<b><font color="

249
00:11:21,820 --> 00:11:23,083
<b>Everybody decent?</b>

250
00:11:23,155 --> 00:11:24,248
<b>Yeah, mom.</b>

251
00:11:24,322 --> 00:11:26,314
<b>No, I'm serious.
Yes, we're decent!</b>

252
00:11:26,391 --> 00:11:28,758
<b>Oh, god. Okay, good.
Whew! Just checking.</b>

253
00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:32,764
<b>Oh, O-M-G!
This be my jam. Whoo!</b>

254
00:11:32,831 --> 00:11:34,493
<b>Hey, you boys have any poppers?</b>

255
00:11:34,566 --> 00:11:36,831
<b><font color="
the spot right about now.</b>

256
00:11:36,902 --> 00:11:42,068
<b>Mom, um, yeah, this, um, dance
party is invitation-only, so...</b>

257
00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:44,939
<b>I simply came up to tell you boys.</b>

258
00:11:45,010 --> 00:11:50,313
<b>That I won't be back up here
for at least one hour or so.</b>

259
00:11:50,382 --> 00:11:53,352
<b>Relax. Do your thing.
Get crazy.</b>

260
00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:54,977
<b>Thanks. I'm good with it.</b>

261
00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:57,045
<b><font color="
Yeah. Great. All right.</b>

262
00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:00,254
<b>Now that we've banished the beast,</b>

263
00:12:00,325 --> 00:12:02,556
<b>Let's download that app
and find us some mens.</b>

264
00:12:02,828 --> 00:12:04,820
<b>What if we see someone
we know on there.</b>

265
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:07,161
<b>Or someone finds my phone?</b>

266
00:12:07,232 --> 00:12:09,258
<b>It's my ass on the line.</b>

267
00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:11,132
<b><font color="

268
00:12:11,203 --> 00:12:13,283
<b>If I don't at least get my
makeout on before college,</b>

269
00:12:13,338 --> 00:12:15,102
<b>I'll be playing sexual
catch-up for years.</b>

270
00:12:15,173 --> 00:12:16,835
<b>I just want to find
out if there are.</b>

271
00:12:16,908 --> 00:12:19,343
<b>Any other gay guys there
that, you know, aren't you.</b>

272
00:12:19,411 --> 00:12:21,175
<b>You know, no offense.</b>

273
00:12:23,548 --> 00:12:25,915
<b>Okay, fine.</b>

274
00:12:25,984 --> 00:12:27,919
<b><font color="
a profile picture first.</b>

275
00:12:27,986 --> 00:12:29,978
<b>Say "cheese." Cheddar!</b>

276
00:12:31,156 --> 00:12:32,818
<b>Let me see.</b>

277
00:12:32,891 --> 00:12:34,951
<b>No.</b>

278
00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:36,995
<b>Th... Hey!</b>

279
00:12:37,062 --> 00:12:39,293
<b>Relax. You'll just be
another headless torso.</b>

280
00:12:39,364 --> 00:12:40,992
<b>In a sea of low self-esteem.</b>

281
00:12:41,066 --> 00:12:43,160
<b>P.S... Your abs ain't
too bad, Mr. Four-pack.</font></b>

282
00:12:43,235 --> 00:12:45,033
<b>Really?</b>

283
00:12:45,103 --> 00:12:47,095
<b>Hmm.</b>

284
00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:49,971
<b>Now let's see what the filthy gays
of north gateway think of them.</b>

285
00:12:50,041 --> 00:12:52,033
<b>You sure this is a good idea?</b>

286
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:55,410
<b>Was Drake on "Degrassi"?
The answer is yes.</b>

287
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,142
<b>Bad-ass rapper Drake.</b>

288
00:12:57,215 --> 00:12:59,912
<b>Was on a wholesome Canadian
after-school soap opera.</font></b>

289
00:12:59,985 --> 00:13:01,851
<b>Never forget.</b>

290
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,388
<b>We had little luck.</b>

291
00:13:03,455 --> 00:13:06,015
<b>Chatting up dudes on
Guydar that night,</b>

292
00:13:06,091 --> 00:13:08,219
<b>But the next day,
Soledad and her swarm.</b>

293
00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:10,558
<b>Of blossoming fruit
flies were preparing.</b>

294
00:13:10,629 --> 00:13:12,495
<b>To put the app to much better use.</b>

295
00:13:12,564 --> 00:13:14,931
<b><font color="
in this school,</b>

296
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,400
<b>There's a sexually confused boy.</b>

297
00:13:16,468 --> 00:13:18,369
<b>With no one to turn
to and nowhere to go.</b>

298
00:13:18,436 --> 00:13:22,567
<b>So we must hunt him down...
To help him, of course.</b>

299
00:13:22,641 --> 00:13:24,542
<b>According to a very
knowledgeable source.</b>

300
00:13:24,609 --> 00:13:26,373
<b>On what's in style,
this guydar thing.</b>

301
00:13:26,444 --> 00:13:29,107
<b><font color="
especially the closet cases.</b>

302
00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,308
<b>So, we all got our Faux-Mo
avatars ready, right?</b>

303
00:13:31,383 --> 00:13:34,649
<b>Yep. Mine's of Robert
Pattinson's air-brushed torso.</b>

304
00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,582
<b>That's what they like, right?
Totally.</b>

305
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:38,419
<b>And you've got Zac Efron.
Perfect.</b>

306
00:13:38,490 --> 00:13:40,425
<b>And Persephone's
rocking Adam Lambert.</font></b>

307
00:13:40,492 --> 00:13:42,927
<b>Oh, great. I think we got
all our bases covered.</b>

308
00:13:42,994 --> 00:13:45,429
<b>Let the manhunt begin!</b>

309
00:13:45,497 --> 00:13:46,497
<b>Oh, shit!</b>

310
00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:48,330
<b>What was that?</b>

311
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:50,528
<b>Oh, um, nothing.</b>

312
00:13:50,602 --> 00:13:53,572
<b>Just stating the obvious in here.</b>

313
00:13:53,638 --> 00:13:55,937
<b>Ew. Let's go.</b>

314
00:13:56,007 --> 00:13:59,034
<b><font color="

315
00:14:06,084 --> 00:14:08,212
<b>Tanner! Hand it over.</b>

316
00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:10,187
<b>You'll get it back
at the end of the day.</b>

317
00:14:10,255 --> 00:14:12,417
<b>Shit.</b>

318
00:14:12,490 --> 00:14:14,550
<b>Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on. Shit!</b>

319
00:14:20,065 --> 00:14:22,360
<b>Montag.</b>

320
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:25,136
<b>Tuesday.</b>

321
00:14:25,203 --> 00:14:27,667
<b>Wednesday.</b>

322
00:14:27,739 --> 00:14:29,230
<b><font color="

323
00:14:29,307 --> 00:14:30,935
<b>What's up, bitch?</b>

324
00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:33,671
<b>Herr Brent.</b>

325
00:14:33,745 --> 00:14:35,008
<b>One moment, Ms. Burkhardt.</b>

326
00:14:41,586 --> 00:14:44,249
<b>Oh, shit.</b>

327
00:14:45,557 --> 00:14:48,152
<b>Ooh, I got one! 4packboy95.</b>

328
00:14:48,226 --> 00:14:49,285
<b>He's 400 feet away.</b>

329
00:14:49,361 --> 00:14:51,592
<b>I got him, too! This way!</b>

330
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:54,326
<b>Yeah!</b>

331
00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:56,027
<b><font color="

332
00:14:56,101 --> 00:14:57,330
<b>Oh, my god, Brent!</b>

333
00:14:57,402 --> 00:14:59,633
<b>You're obsessed
with that stupid app.</b>

334
00:14:59,704 --> 00:15:02,697
<b>You don't understand. Soledad
and her gaggle of junior hacks.</b>

335
00:15:02,774 --> 00:15:05,243
<b>Are using guydar
to track gays at the school.</b>

336
00:15:05,310 --> 00:15:08,280
<b>Oh, my god. Slatsky took
my phone in third period.</b>

337
00:15:08,346 --> 00:15:10,008
<b><font color="

338
00:15:10,081 --> 00:15:12,516
<b>I am not taking the fall for this!</b>

339
00:15:12,584 --> 00:15:14,485
<b>Time for the big, dramatic
coming-out you've always wanted.</b>

340
00:15:14,552 --> 00:15:16,248
<b>Wait. No, no, no, no!
This is not how I planned it.</b>

341
00:15:16,321 --> 00:15:18,449
<b>P-P-Prom is months away!</b>

342
00:15:18,523 --> 00:15:19,582
<b>It's coming from in here.</b>

343
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,216
<b>We are here to help.
Come on, guys.</font></b>

344
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,488
<b>What do you think you're doing?</b>

345
00:15:23,561 --> 00:15:25,621
<b>Who do these hairless
abs belong to?</b>

346
00:15:32,103 --> 00:15:34,334
<b>The signal's coming from
the front of the classroom...</b>

347
00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:35,446
<b>you have two seconds to...</b>

348
00:15:35,507 --> 00:15:37,066
<b>from right around...</b>

349
00:15:37,142 --> 00:15:38,735
<b>Mr. Slatsky's desk?!</b>

350
00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:40,745
<b><font color="

351
00:15:40,812 --> 00:15:42,542
<b>You're married to a lady,</b>

352
00:15:42,614 --> 00:15:45,448
<b>And these are clearly not your abs.</b>

353
00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:47,247
<b>This is false advertising.</b>

354
00:15:47,318 --> 00:15:49,150
<b>What are you talking about?</b>

355
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:51,314
<b>Wait! It's not Mr. Slatsky's.</b>

356
00:15:51,389 --> 00:15:53,153
<b>Tanner, I don't think you should.</b>

357
00:15:53,224 --> 00:15:54,658
<b><font color="

358
00:15:57,462 --> 00:16:00,489
<b>I-I guess it is.</b>

359
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,761
<b>You're the secret gay.</b>

360
00:16:04,836 --> 00:16:07,362
<b>But you're not even that fabulous.</b>

361
00:16:07,439 --> 00:16:10,307
<b>I...</b>

362
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:12,207
<b>guess I am...</b>

363
00:16:12,277 --> 00:16:14,542
<b>n-not fabulous, but gay.</b>

364
00:16:14,612 --> 00:16:16,547
<b>I'm gay, I guess.</b>

365
00:16:18,516 --> 00:16:22,612
<b><font color="
our very own homosexual!</b>

366
00:16:24,823 --> 00:16:28,555
<b>Tweet this right now.</b>

367
00:16:28,626 --> 00:16:32,063
<b>We did it! I'm so excited!</b>

368
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:40,832
<b>What are you looking at, fag-off?</b>

369
00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:42,369
<b>What, are you...</b>

370
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,239
<b>What, are you checking out
my... balls?</b>

371
00:16:45,310 --> 00:16:47,541
<b>You trying to check out my balls?</b>

372
00:16:47,612 --> 00:16:50,673
<b><font color="
I'm your friend!</b>

373
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:53,197
<b>Leave him alone, you
desperate psycho-bitch.</b>

374
00:16:53,223 --> 00:16:53,834
<b>Whoa.</b>

375
00:16:53,885 --> 00:16:55,251
<b>That was really mean.
Oh, really?</b>

376
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,118
<b>Are you a psycho,
and are you a bitch?</b>

377
00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:58,781
<b>- I am his best friend.
- I couldn't believe it.</b>

378
00:16:58,857 --> 00:17:00,587
<b><font color="

379
00:17:00,658 --> 00:17:02,320
<b>I mean, I learned how to clear.</b>

380
00:17:02,393 --> 00:17:04,191
<b>The internet history when I was 11.</b>

381
00:17:04,262 --> 00:17:07,562
<b>One stupid slip-up
had cost me everything,</b>

382
00:17:07,632 --> 00:17:09,863
<b>And I had one person to blame.</b>

383
00:17:14,539 --> 00:17:16,474
<b>Hey, girl, hey.</b>

384
00:17:16,541 --> 00:17:19,841
<b>"Hey"?
That's all you have to say?</b>

385
00:17:19,911 --> 00:17:23,177
<b><font color="
It happened so fast. I...</b>

386
00:17:23,248 --> 00:17:25,274
<b>You were the one
who wanted to come out!</b>

387
00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:27,649
<b>I can't believe
you let me take the fall!</b>

388
00:17:27,719 --> 00:17:28,778
<b>Shh. Please. Okay, look.</b>

389
00:17:28,853 --> 00:17:30,378
<b>Maybe you can turn this around,</b>

390
00:17:30,455 --> 00:17:32,219
<b>You know, like pretend
it was a joke.</b>

391
00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:34,657
<b><font color="

392
00:17:34,726 --> 00:17:36,627
<b>I'm basically a dead man,</b>

393
00:17:36,694 --> 00:17:38,595
<b>And what kills me
is you're the Queeny one.</b>

394
00:17:38,663 --> 00:17:40,256
<b>The least you can do is come out.</b>

395
00:17:40,331 --> 00:17:42,197
<b>And take your share
of the daily beatings.</b>

396
00:17:42,267 --> 00:17:44,793
<b>I can't. I mean,
it would be, you know, pathetic,</b>

397
00:17:44,869 --> 00:17:46,565
<b><font color="

398
00:17:46,638 --> 00:17:48,732
<b>You know what? I blame myself.</b>

399
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:51,366
<b>All I ever do is go
with the flow, your flow</b>

400
00:17:51,442 --> 00:17:52,910
<b>99% of the time.</b>

401
00:17:53,178 --> 00:17:55,773
<b>Oh, please, Tanner. We both know
you love being the sidekick.</b>

402
00:17:55,847 --> 00:17:59,147
<b>Oh. So, I'm the sidekick? Wow.</b>

403
00:17:59,217 --> 00:18:01,777
<b><font color="
all you care about is yourself,</b>

404
00:18:01,853 --> 00:18:04,254
<b>You self-absorbed,
gutless little faggot!</b>

405
00:18:04,322 --> 00:18:05,813
<b>Tanner Daniels.</b>

406
00:18:05,890 --> 00:18:08,860
<b>Christ, Tanner.
I said I'm sorry.</b>

407
00:18:08,927 --> 00:18:11,260
<b>Sorry, Mrs. Van Camp,</b>

408
00:18:11,329 --> 00:18:13,457
<b>But I'm allowed to use that word,</b>

409
00:18:13,531 --> 00:18:15,363
<b>Seeing as how I am one...</b>

410
00:18:16,634 --> 00:18:18,603
<b><font color="

411
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,672
<b>Tanner, you had no right.</b>

412
00:18:23,741 --> 00:18:27,303
<b>Well, what do you care?
You know she knows.</b>

413
00:18:27,378 --> 00:18:29,540
<b>It was a total dick move,</b>

414
00:18:29,614 --> 00:18:32,846
<b>And I immediately regretted it,
but it was too late.</b>

415
00:18:32,917 --> 00:18:36,820
<b>Like Lex Luthor and Clark Kent
or professor X and Magneto,</b>

416
00:18:36,888 --> 00:18:40,188
<b><font color="
best friends to archenemies.</b>

417
00:18:40,258 --> 00:18:41,487
<b>In a matter of seconds.</b>

418
00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:43,653
<b>Hey, Tanner.
How was school, honey?</b>

419
00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,663
<b>Uh, hey, Shannon, dad.</b>

420
00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:50,293
<b>It was uneventful, lacking events.</b>

421
00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:52,496
<b>Why? You didn't hear anything,
did you?</b>

422
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:57,270
<b>No. What would we
have heard about, Tanner?</font></b>

423
00:18:57,342 --> 00:19:01,905
<b>Nothing, of course, because
of the whole nothing thing.</b>

424
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:03,778
<b>Well, honey, that's great.
Are you hungry?</b>

425
00:19:03,848 --> 00:19:07,216
<b>'Cause I made my world-famous,
homemade, gluten-free popsicles.</b>

426
00:19:07,285 --> 00:19:08,583
<b>They are delicious.</b>

427
00:19:08,653 --> 00:19:11,213
<b>Oh, I hope you made them
extra thick and fruity,</b>

428
00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:12,882
<b><font color="

429
00:19:12,957 --> 00:19:14,983
<b>What?! Uh, I mean, right.</b>

430
00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:18,594
<b>Uh, thanks for freezing juice
on a stick for me, Shannon,</b>

431
00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:19,926
<b>But I'm good.</b>

432
00:19:19,998 --> 00:19:21,660
<b>Maybe you'll have one later.</b>

433
00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:23,827
<b>Maybe I'll have one right now.</b>

434
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:25,301
<b>Ooh.</b>

435
00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:27,635
<b><font color="

436
00:19:27,705 --> 00:19:29,731
<b>Cherry. Ohh.</b>

437
00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:33,437
<b>The next day, I tried to keep
an even lower profile that usual,</b>

438
00:19:33,511 --> 00:19:37,505
<b>But my power to go unnoticed
had been completely neutralized.</b>

439
00:19:37,582 --> 00:19:39,380
<b>Hey. Remember me?</b>

440
00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:42,579
<b>Hey, Sophe. Sorry I haven't
texted/called you back.</b>

441
00:19:42,654 --> 00:19:45,021
<b><font color="
right now.</b>

442
00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:47,486
<b>Look, I know
you're pissed at Brent,</b>

443
00:19:47,558 --> 00:19:49,527
<b>And, honestly, I would be, too.</b>

444
00:19:49,594 --> 00:19:51,995
<b>But what he did was an accident.</b>

445
00:19:52,063 --> 00:19:53,793
<b>What you did with his mom was...
Wait.</b>

446
00:19:53,865 --> 00:19:55,424
<b>Really? Wow.</b>

447
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,800
<b>Of all people, I never expected
you to take his side.</font></b>

448
00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:01,704
<b>He outed me to the entire school.</b>

449
00:20:01,773 --> 00:20:04,402
<b>And plus, his mom already knew.</b>

450
00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:06,595
<b>But it wasn't your job to
tell her, and you know that.</b>

451
00:20:06,644 --> 00:20:08,977
<b>You know what, Sophe?
I have bigger things.</b>

452
00:20:09,047 --> 00:20:11,812
<b>To worry about than
Brent's psycho mama drama.</b>

453
00:20:13,584 --> 00:20:15,650
<b>Ohh!</b>

454
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,746
<b><font color="

455
00:20:17,822 --> 00:20:20,758
<b>You know, I used to think
you were a little fag.</b>

456
00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:23,795
<b>I didn't realize you were
actually a full-fledged homo!</b>

457
00:20:23,861 --> 00:20:26,296
<b>That doesn't even make sense.</b>

458
00:20:26,364 --> 00:20:28,299
<b>Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
You calling me stupid?</b>

459
00:20:28,366 --> 00:20:30,767
<b>You calling me stupid and gay?</b>

460
00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:34,567
<b><font color="

461
00:20:34,639 --> 00:20:36,437
<b>Back off, babe. We're history,</b>

462
00:20:36,507 --> 00:20:38,999
<b>Which means you don't tell
me what to do anymore.</b>

463
00:20:39,077 --> 00:20:41,478
<b>History... now,
that's an appropriate word.</b>

464
00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:43,845
<b>Because that's what
your sex life is gonna be.</b>

465
00:20:43,915 --> 00:20:45,474
<b>If you don't leave him alone.</b>

466
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:47,644
<b><font color="

467
00:20:47,719 --> 00:20:50,018
<b>Tiny, little, pinky-sized details.</b>

468
00:20:50,088 --> 00:20:52,387
<b>Touch him again,
and you won't be able.</b>

469
00:20:52,457 --> 00:20:54,449
<b>To get as much
as a half-ass handjob.</b>

470
00:20:54,525 --> 00:20:56,721
<b>From some flag-twirling
color guard skank.</b>

471
00:20:56,794 --> 00:20:58,956
<b>Bitch, you wouldn't dare.</b>

472
00:20:59,030 --> 00:21:00,760
<b>Try me.</b>

473
00:21:09,974 --> 00:21:11,465
<b><font color="

474
00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:13,374
<b>I'm... fine.</b>

475
00:21:13,444 --> 00:21:14,912
<b>I'm Fawcett.</b>

476
00:21:14,979 --> 00:21:16,675
<b>Yeah, I know.</b>

477
00:21:16,748 --> 00:21:18,740
<b>You doing anything after school?</b>

478
00:21:18,816 --> 00:21:21,650
<b>Want to go sip extra-large
low-fat iced coffees.</b>

479
00:21:21,719 --> 00:21:23,881
<b>And talk shit about people?</b>

480
00:21:23,955 --> 00:21:26,891
<b>Hey, there, you.
I like coffee, too.</font></b>

481
00:21:26,958 --> 00:21:28,085
<b>I'll come with.</b>

482
00:21:28,159 --> 00:21:30,060
<b>Ooh! I like decaf.</b>

483
00:21:30,128 --> 00:21:32,120
<b>How nice for you both.</b>

484
00:21:32,397 --> 00:21:36,664
<b>Well, uh, we could all go together?</b>

485
00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:39,533
<b>Fine. Whatevs. Let's.</b>

486
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,709
<b>So...</b>

487
00:21:51,783 --> 00:21:54,116
<b>so, you're a gay now.</b>

488
00:21:54,185 --> 00:21:57,019
<b>Uh, not now.
I mean, I've always been.</font></b>

489
00:21:57,088 --> 00:21:59,057
<b>Just now everybody knows.</b>

490
00:21:59,123 --> 00:22:01,149
<b>Are you gonna audition
for the spring musical?</b>

491
00:22:01,426 --> 00:22:03,588
<b>'Cause we're doing "The Wiz,"
and we're gonna need,</b>

492
00:22:03,661 --> 00:22:05,459
<b>Like, as many minorities
as we can get.</b>

493
00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:08,056
<b>I'm not much for
the whole singing or dancing.</b>

494
00:22:08,132 --> 00:22:10,465
<b><font color="

495
00:22:10,535 --> 00:22:11,901
<b>You sure you're a 'mo?</b>

496
00:22:11,969 --> 00:22:13,995
<b>What gay stuff do you, like, like?</b>

497
00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:16,540
<b>Um, I'm into comics.</b>

498
00:22:16,607 --> 00:22:18,576
<b>Like Kathy griffin?
She's Hilar.</b>

499
00:22:18,643 --> 00:22:20,908
<b>Uh, no, like comic books.</b>

500
00:22:20,978 --> 00:22:23,948
<b>That's not gay.
That's just lame.</b>

501
00:22:24,015 --> 00:22:25,950
<b><font color="
like the ones on bravo.</b>

502
00:22:26,017 --> 00:22:29,010
<b>Say the word "fierce." Ooh.</b>

503
00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:31,419
<b>Yeah, I don't really say that word.</b>

504
00:22:31,489 --> 00:22:33,151
<b>Oh, well, maybe it's like Caprice.</b>

505
00:22:33,224 --> 00:22:35,420
<b>I mean, she's black, but
she doesn't talk like them.</b>

506
00:22:35,493 --> 00:22:38,429
<b>Excuse me?
Well, not all the time.</b>

507
00:22:38,496 --> 00:22:40,055
<b><font color="
when we call you a "Mormon".</b>

508
00:22:40,131 --> 00:22:41,997
<b>But forget the second "M."</b>

509
00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:44,763
<b>Anyway, what about those other
losers you eat lunch with?</b>

510
00:22:44,836 --> 00:22:46,429
<b>They seem way gayer than you.</b>

511
00:22:46,504 --> 00:22:49,531
<b>Oh, no, no, no, no. I heard
Brent is like super hetero.</b>

512
00:22:49,607 --> 00:22:51,200
<b>That's why they're all fighting.</b>

513
00:22:51,476 --> 00:22:54,036
<b><font color="
is way too cute to be straight.</b>

514
00:22:54,111 --> 00:22:56,103
<b>Uh, Glenn is so not gay.
Trust me.</b>

515
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:59,150
<b>I would know 'cause I've got
that gaydar thing, right?</b>

516
00:22:59,217 --> 00:23:02,119
<b>But even that Sophie girl...
She's always seemed like.</b>

517
00:23:02,186 --> 00:23:04,018
<b>A mucho muncher supreme to me.</b>

518
00:23:04,088 --> 00:23:06,717
<b>I don't think so.
I mean, she hates all the guys.</font></b>

519
00:23:06,791 --> 00:23:09,158
<b>At this school, but
she hates all the girls, too.</b>

520
00:23:09,227 --> 00:23:11,924
<b>Well, Tanner,
I just want you to know.</b>

521
00:23:11,996 --> 00:23:14,124
<b>That I'm totally fine
with your homosexiness.</b>

522
00:23:14,198 --> 00:23:15,791
<b>I mean, it is a sin and all,</b>

523
00:23:15,867 --> 00:23:17,836
<b>But we Mormons pretty much think
everything's a sin,</b>

524
00:23:17,902 --> 00:23:21,031
<b><font color="
you guys are sucking down right now.</b>

525
00:23:21,105 --> 00:23:23,185
<b>So, if you're all gonna
burn in hell for an eternity,</b>

526
00:23:23,207 --> 00:23:24,675
<b>You may as well have a nice time.</b>

527
00:23:24,742 --> 00:23:26,540
<b>Being all queer and stuff
while you're here.</b>

528
00:23:26,611 --> 00:23:29,080
<b>Well, that's at least consistent
of you, 'Shley.</b>

529
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:31,741
<b><font color="

530
00:23:31,816 --> 00:23:34,183
<b>This Saturday, why don't you
and me come back here,</b>

531
00:23:34,252 --> 00:23:35,982
<b>And we can totally gay you over?</b>

532
00:23:36,053 --> 00:23:38,716
<b>Oh, and I know all the stylists
at heroine salon.</b>

533
00:23:38,789 --> 00:23:41,054
<b>I'm sure they can give you
something butchy.</b>

534
00:23:41,125 --> 00:23:42,559
<b>And Rihanna-esque.</b>

535
00:23:42,627 --> 00:23:44,789
<b>I think he just needs
a trim, sweetie,</font></b>

536
00:23:44,862 --> 00:23:46,091
<b>Not a full-blown weave.</b>

537
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,688
<b>These are clips, boo.</b>

538
00:23:47,765 --> 00:23:49,597
<b>Um, I-I have a gift card.</b>

539
00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:51,602
<b>To banana republic
that's half full.</b>

540
00:23:51,669 --> 00:23:55,765
<b>Well, perf. I guess
we'll see you both there.</b>

541
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:58,139
<b>None of them wanted to share.</b>

542
00:23:58,209 --> 00:24:01,509
<b>The school's newest
limited-edition status symbol,</font></b>

543
00:24:01,579 --> 00:24:03,605
<b>And if that meant pretending
to play nice with each other,</b>

544
00:24:03,681 --> 00:24:05,013
<b>Game on.</b>

545
00:24:05,082 --> 00:24:07,642
<b>That weekend, I quickly
discovered that if I was.</b>

546
00:24:07,718 --> 00:24:10,119
<b>Going to accept the
protection of the "in" crowd,</b>

547
00:24:10,187 --> 00:24:12,088
<b>I had some Major catching-up to do.</b>

548
00:24:12,156 --> 00:24:13,681
<b>Where have you been?</b>

549
00:24:13,758 --> 00:24:15,920
<b><font color="
at the food court.</b>

550
00:24:15,993 --> 00:24:18,087
<b>That was like four texts ago.
Come on!</b>

551
00:24:18,162 --> 00:24:21,963
<b>My texts-per-minute
average was extremely subpar.</b>

552
00:24:22,033 --> 00:24:25,026
<b>I had about 200 completely
unacceptable photos of myself.</b>

553
00:24:25,102 --> 00:24:26,570
<b>Tagged on Facebook.</b>

554
00:24:26,637 --> 00:24:28,230
<b>Ooh. Fat face. De-Tag.</b>

555
00:24:28,306 --> 00:24:32,004
<b><font color="

556
00:24:32,076 --> 00:24:35,308
<b>Oh, my god. De-friend
whoever put that one up!</b>

557
00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:37,208
<b>And I was about three months behind.</b>

558
00:24:37,281 --> 00:24:38,715
<b>On all of the latest abbreves.</b>

559
00:24:38,783 --> 00:24:39,910
<b>Incredsies.</b>

560
00:24:39,984 --> 00:24:41,213
<b>Ugh, fug, in the good way.</b>

561
00:24:41,285 --> 00:24:43,811
<b>Ohh! This one is tally
"feroshe" -balls.</b>

562
00:24:43,888 --> 00:24:45,186
<b><font color="

563
00:24:45,256 --> 00:24:47,191
<b>That's what we're calling it.</b>

564
00:24:47,258 --> 00:24:48,556
<b>Here, sweetie.</b>

565
00:24:48,626 --> 00:24:52,763
<b><i>♪ Since we found out ♪</i></b>

566
00:24:52,830 --> 00:24:55,061
<b>One, two, three.</b>

567
00:24:55,132 --> 00:24:58,795
<b><i>♪ Anything can happen ♪</i></b>

568
00:24:58,869 --> 00:25:00,895
<b>Oh, my god.</b>

569
00:25:00,972 --> 00:25:02,133
<b>Praising the leather god.</b>

570
00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:06,276
<b><font color="

571
00:25:06,344 --> 00:25:08,176
<b><i>♪ Anything can ♪</i></b>

572
00:25:10,348 --> 00:25:13,318
<b>How do we look together?</b>

573
00:25:17,188 --> 00:25:19,919
<b>I love it!</b>

574
00:25:24,195 --> 00:25:27,825
<b>It was a straight-up
makeover-Montage situation,</b>

575
00:25:27,898 --> 00:25:29,298
<b>And all I could think of
was how much Brent.</b>

576
00:25:29,367 --> 00:25:32,599
<b>Would have lived
for every second of it.</b>

577
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:40,971
<b><font color="
that's just what humans do ♪</i></b>

578
00:25:41,045 --> 00:25:44,379
<b>With Brent, Sophie, and Glenn,
it was always so easy.</b>

579
00:25:44,649 --> 00:25:47,141
<b>I never worked so hard
just to have friends.</b>

580
00:25:47,218 --> 00:25:49,653
<b>But without Fawcett
and the other clique queens.</b>

581
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,714
<b>Watching my back,
I was a sitting duck.</b>

582
00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:55,851
<b><font color="

583
00:25:55,926 --> 00:25:57,827
<b>Good morning, ladies. Hey.</b>

584
00:25:57,895 --> 00:25:59,158
<b>So, you speak to traitor...</b>

585
00:25:59,230 --> 00:26:01,131
<b>Excuse me, I mean Tanner...
This weekend?</b>

586
00:26:01,198 --> 00:26:02,826
<b>Well, no, actually.</b>

587
00:26:02,900 --> 00:26:06,302
<b>I called him like 50 times,
and no responses.</b>

588
00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:09,204
<b>You two really need to work it
out. I mean, it's like...</font></b>

589
00:26:09,273 --> 00:26:11,071
<b>Uh, ladies...</b>

590
00:26:11,142 --> 00:26:12,633
<b><i>♪ I know it's gonna be ♪</i></b>

591
00:26:12,710 --> 00:26:16,370
<b><i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i></b>

592
00:26:16,447 --> 00:26:18,075
<b><i>♪ Uh-huh ♪</i></b>

593
00:26:18,149 --> 00:26:20,050
<b><i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i></b>

594
00:26:20,117 --> 00:26:22,916
<b>But I don't think I need you.</b>

595
00:26:22,987 --> 00:26:29,987
<b><i>♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪</i></b>

596
00:26:30,294 --> 00:26:32,763
<b><font color="
I can't believe this.</b>

597
00:26:32,830 --> 00:26:36,426
<b>I can't believe
how tight his pants are.</b>

598
00:26:36,701 --> 00:26:38,761
<b>And is he wearing bronzer?</b>

599
00:26:38,836 --> 00:26:42,329
<b>He's spray-Tanner now.</b>

600
00:26:42,406 --> 00:26:44,170
<b>Before,
I could move through this school.</b>

601
00:26:44,241 --> 00:26:45,869
<b>Unnoticed, invisible.</b>

602
00:26:45,943 --> 00:26:50,938
<b>But as the G.B.F., Well,
I was kind of indestructible.</font></b>

603
00:26:51,015 --> 00:26:54,179
<b>The up-close view of 'topher,
'Shley's hot Mormon boyfriend,</b>

604
00:26:54,251 --> 00:26:56,117
<b>Wasn't bad, either.</b>

605
00:26:56,187 --> 00:27:02,218
<b>For once, I was actually
kind of enjoying the spotlight.</b>

606
00:27:04,428 --> 00:27:07,091
<b>What do you think
you're doing with that...</b>

607
00:27:07,164 --> 00:27:08,962
<b>That ho... Ho... Ho...</b>

608
00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:11,434
<b>Ho-ho? This is a Twinkie.</b>

609
00:27:11,502 --> 00:27:13,232
<b><font color="

610
00:27:13,304 --> 00:27:15,330
<b>I'm talking
about that other Twinkie,</b>

611
00:27:15,406 --> 00:27:17,841
<b>Your new apparent B.F.F.</b>

612
00:27:17,908 --> 00:27:19,706
<b>Tanner?
He's super nice, actually.</b>

613
00:27:19,777 --> 00:27:21,370
<b>Like not pure evil at all, really.</b>

614
00:27:21,445 --> 00:27:23,471
<b>I mean, maybe we're wrong.</b>

615
00:27:23,748 --> 00:27:27,014
<b>'Shley, this is not god's plan.</b>

616
00:27:27,084 --> 00:27:28,450
<b><font color="

617
00:27:28,519 --> 00:27:30,852
<b>This is part of the polygamists'
plot, isn't it?</b>

618
00:27:30,921 --> 00:27:33,390
<b>The pastor always said
it's a slippery slope.</b>

619
00:27:33,457 --> 00:27:35,858
<b>First come the gays.
Then next thing we know,</b>

620
00:27:35,926 --> 00:27:38,486
<b>You people will want multiple
sister-wife prom dates.</b>

621
00:27:38,763 --> 00:27:40,732
<b>Well, I'm taking a stand.</b>

622
00:27:40,798 --> 00:27:43,358
<b><font color="
from the O-M-G club.</b>

623
00:27:43,434 --> 00:27:45,164
<b>I can't be a part of a group.</b>

624
00:27:45,236 --> 00:27:47,262
<b>Whose leader is in league
with sodomites.</b>

625
00:27:49,907 --> 00:27:51,341
<b>What's a sodomite?</b>

626
00:27:51,408 --> 00:27:55,243
<b>I think it's like dust mite,
but with sod.</b>

627
00:27:55,312 --> 00:27:56,940
<b>Oh.</b>

628
00:27:57,014 --> 00:28:00,979
<b>In times of crisis, I turn to Lilo.</b>

629
00:28:03,554 --> 00:28:07,150
<b><font color="
but, like...</b>

630
00:28:08,526 --> 00:28:11,018
<b>how could he do this?</b>

631
00:28:11,095 --> 00:28:12,461
<b>Tanner's just doing his best.</b>

632
00:28:12,530 --> 00:28:14,294
<b>Trying not to get his ass kicked.</b>

633
00:28:14,365 --> 00:28:15,765
<b>I mean, aren't we all?</b>

634
00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:17,825
<b>I'm not letting him off that easy.</b>

635
00:28:17,902 --> 00:28:21,066
<b>This literally could
not get any worse.</b>

636
00:28:21,138 --> 00:28:24,939
<b><font color="

637
00:28:27,211 --> 00:28:29,271
<b>You know how the paper.</b>

638
00:28:29,346 --> 00:28:31,406
<b>Has its prom-court
preview issue coming up?</b>

639
00:28:31,482 --> 00:28:32,882
<b>Yeah.</b>

640
00:28:32,950 --> 00:28:36,045
<b>I got a proof.</b>

641
00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,021
<b>Tanner is the undisputed
front-runner.</b>

642
00:28:38,088 --> 00:28:39,351
<b>For prom king this year.</b>

643
00:28:42,393 --> 00:28:44,953
<b>And it's...
It's not even close, really.</font></b>

644
00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:47,089
<b>What offends me more than anything.</b>

645
00:28:47,164 --> 00:28:49,360
<b>Is the hypocrisy
and sexism of it all.</b>

646
00:28:49,433 --> 00:28:51,197
<b>If I were to come out as a lesbian,</b>

647
00:28:51,268 --> 00:28:53,362
<b>Would I all of a sudden be
a top candidate for prom queen?</b>

648
00:28:53,437 --> 00:28:54,564
<b>I think not.</b>

649
00:28:54,839 --> 00:28:57,331
<b>Congratulations, your Majesty.</b>

650
00:28:57,408 --> 00:28:59,877
<b><font color="
Oh, it's no joke.</b>

651
00:28:59,944 --> 00:29:01,105
<b>You're pretty much a lock.</b>

652
00:29:01,178 --> 00:29:02,806
<b>Yeah, you've got all our votes.</b>

653
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,840
<b>And the votes of our various
minions and mini-mes.</b>

654
00:29:04,882 --> 00:29:07,215
<b>As for queen, they've got us
in a three-way.</b>

655
00:29:07,284 --> 00:29:10,186
<b>Tie, that is.
Most kids are undecided.</b>

656
00:29:10,254 --> 00:29:12,450
<b><font color="
to tell them what to think.</b>

657
00:29:12,523 --> 00:29:14,389
<b>Me?! Everyone knows that 'mos.</b>

658
00:29:14,458 --> 00:29:17,292
<b>Are always way ahead of
what's hot and what's so not.</b>

659
00:29:17,361 --> 00:29:19,330
<b>Well, on a completely
unrelated topic,</b>

660
00:29:19,396 --> 00:29:21,092
<b>I made you a batch of my famous.</b>

661
00:29:21,165 --> 00:29:22,997
<b>Brigham yum-yum double fudge
brownies last night.</b>

662
00:29:23,067 --> 00:29:25,559
<b><font color="
Gays don't do carbs.</b>

663
00:29:25,636 --> 00:29:29,937
<b>Yeah, a carb to a 'mo is
like sunlight to a vampire.</b>

664
00:29:30,007 --> 00:29:34,138
<b>Carbs make gay people sparkle?</b>

665
00:29:34,211 --> 00:29:36,077
<b>So, I'm thinking maybe
we should hang out.</b>

666
00:29:36,146 --> 00:29:38,206
<b>Just the two of us tonight,
sans "C" and 'Shley.</b>

667
00:29:38,282 --> 00:29:40,046
<b>Will they be cool with that?</b>

668
00:29:40,117 --> 00:29:43,178
<b><font color="
I'm so over sharing you.</b>

669
00:29:44,455 --> 00:29:48,984
<b>Psst. Um, psst. Hey.</b>

670
00:29:49,059 --> 00:29:51,426
<b>Soledad. Remember me?</b>

671
00:29:51,495 --> 00:29:52,895
<b>How could I forget?</b>

672
00:29:52,963 --> 00:29:54,864
<b>This is an "a" and gay
conversation,</b>

673
00:29:54,932 --> 00:29:57,026
<b>So kindly see your next
Tuesday out of it.</b>

674
00:29:57,101 --> 00:30:01,232
<b>Um, well, Tanner,
I just wanted to let you know.</font></b>

675
00:30:01,305 --> 00:30:03,365
<b>That there's a G.S.A. Meeting
after school, so I thought...</b>

676
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,035
<b>He doesn't want to join your
little fag-hag training club.</b>

677
00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:08,045
<b>That is a highly inflammatory term.</b>

678
00:30:08,112 --> 00:30:10,877
<b>I mean, Soledad, you did out
me to the entire school.</b>

679
00:30:10,948 --> 00:30:12,917
<b>Think of all the other
gay kids at this school.</b>

680
00:30:12,983 --> 00:30:14,584
<b><font color="
in the closet.</b>

681
00:30:14,652 --> 00:30:17,588
<b>You could be a real
role model for them.</b>

682
00:30:19,957 --> 00:30:22,586
<b>That's not my problem.</b>

683
00:30:26,063 --> 00:30:28,623
<b>Hey, so, we heard a vicious rumor.</b>

684
00:30:28,699 --> 00:30:31,191
<b>That Fawcett's snagged you
all to herself after school?</b>

685
00:30:31,268 --> 00:30:32,600
<b>Word travels fast.</b>

686
00:30:32,670 --> 00:30:34,332
<b>Well, if that's how
we're gonna play it,</font></b>

687
00:30:34,405 --> 00:30:35,845
<b>I'm calling you after school Friday.</b>

688
00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,203
<b>For one-on-one audition prep.</b>

689
00:30:37,274 --> 00:30:39,140
<b>We're gonna turn the shiz
out of "The Wiz."</b>

690
00:30:39,209 --> 00:30:40,507
<b>And Thursday you're all mine.</b>

691
00:30:40,577 --> 00:30:42,341
<b>'Topher and I are
gonna cook you din-din.</b>

692
00:30:42,413 --> 00:30:45,042
<b>Fawcett had made her move,
but it looked like.</b>

693
00:30:45,115 --> 00:30:47,482
<b><font color="
going down without a fight.</b>

694
00:30:47,551 --> 00:30:49,520
<b>And then Friday night
is Cameron woods' party.</b>

695
00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:52,215
<b>We'll all be there, including
'Shley for some reason.</b>

696
00:30:52,289 --> 00:30:55,453
<b>I'm bringing enough diet,
caffeine-free ginger ale for everybody.</b>

697
00:30:55,526 --> 00:30:59,019
<b>Wow. Well, I guess my week's
planned out, then.</b>

698
00:30:59,096 --> 00:31:02,123
<b><font color="
booked, bitch. Boom.</b>

699
00:31:05,469 --> 00:31:08,337
<b>Wow. This really works.</b>

700
00:31:08,405 --> 00:31:09,685
<b>Or did you prefer the other one?</b>

701
00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:11,936
<b>I'm really not very good at this.</b>

702
00:31:12,009 --> 00:31:14,672
<b>Tanner, I don't actually think.</b>

703
00:31:14,745 --> 00:31:16,611
<b>That gays have a heightened
sense of fashion.</b>

704
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,478
<b>I'm just asking you
to look at two options.</font></b>

705
00:31:18,549 --> 00:31:19,983
<b>And choose the one you prefer.</b>

706
00:31:20,050 --> 00:31:22,281
<b>I like the one from before.</b>

707
00:31:22,353 --> 00:31:24,584
<b>Those kind of give you
'90s mom ass.</b>

708
00:31:24,655 --> 00:31:26,521
<b>Ah, thank you!
That is just the kind.</b>

709
00:31:26,590 --> 00:31:28,525
<b>Of bitchy gay insight
I'm looking for.</b>

710
00:31:28,592 --> 00:31:30,959
<b>So, the bitchier I am,
the more you'll like me?</b>

711
00:31:31,028 --> 00:31:33,725
<b><font color="

712
00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:38,125
<b>You sure have a lot of stuff.</b>

713
00:31:38,202 --> 00:31:39,727
<b>I know. Don't you love?</b>

714
00:31:40,004 --> 00:31:42,439
<b>I kind of have a thing
for labels...</b>

715
00:31:42,506 --> 00:31:44,737
<b>Chanel, Versace,</b>

716
00:31:45,009 --> 00:31:47,672
<b>Gay, fiercely fabulous.</b>

717
00:31:47,745 --> 00:31:49,714
<b>That's kind of like
your new comic strips.</b>

718
00:31:49,780 --> 00:31:51,646
<b><font color="

719
00:31:51,715 --> 00:31:54,150
<b>I'd much rather say hello
to a new handbag.</b>

720
00:31:54,218 --> 00:31:56,278
<b>Than a friend or boyfriend.</b>

721
00:31:56,353 --> 00:31:58,345
<b>And they're much easier to return.</b>

722
00:31:58,422 --> 00:32:00,584
<b>Is that why you and Hamilton
broke up?</b>

723
00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:03,286
<b>Now, he is someone.</b>

724
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,262
<b>Who doesn't understand
the value of a label.</b>

725
00:32:06,330 --> 00:32:08,526
<b><font color="
his "girlfriend" meant.</b>

726
00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:11,194
<b>The whole cheerleading squad
suddenly became.</b>

727
00:32:11,268 --> 00:32:13,100
<b>His own personal hookup harem.</b>

728
00:32:13,170 --> 00:32:15,264
<b>Gross.</b>

729
00:32:15,339 --> 00:32:17,467
<b>But now I've got you, bitch.</b>

730
00:32:18,809 --> 00:32:20,607
<b>Seriously, though.</b>

731
00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:23,511
<b>I feel like I can be myself
around you, you know?</b>

732
00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:26,049
<b><font color="
screw me like a guy.</b>

733
00:32:26,116 --> 00:32:28,676
<b>Or threatened by me like
every other girl in school.</b>

734
00:32:28,752 --> 00:32:32,689
<b>I guess that's the appeal
of this whole G.B.F. Thing.</b>

735
00:32:32,756 --> 00:32:35,191
<b>Not sure what I get out of it.</b>

736
00:32:35,259 --> 00:32:38,127
<b>Duh... you get to hang out with me.</b>

737
00:32:41,465 --> 00:32:45,163
<b>Okay, um...</b>

738
00:32:45,235 --> 00:32:47,036
<b><font color="
your chemistry homework.</b>

739
00:32:47,071 --> 00:32:49,370
<b>You're getting a "C," right?</b>

740
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,204
<b>Mm.</b>

741
00:32:51,275 --> 00:32:53,335
<b>I'm actually kind of brills when
it comes to science-y stuff.</b>

742
00:32:53,410 --> 00:32:55,072
<b>Really?</b>

743
00:32:56,580 --> 00:32:57,741
<b>Can you keep a secret?</b>

744
00:33:00,217 --> 00:33:04,655
<b>Okay, my hair
is only 99.9% flawless.</b>

745
00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:08,488
<b><font color="
and conditioners in here.</b>

746
00:33:08,559 --> 00:33:10,619
<b>I'll have my own hair-care
line one day.</b>

747
00:33:10,694 --> 00:33:14,654
<b>On, like, QVC or something,
finally make it big.</b>

748
00:33:14,731 --> 00:33:16,131
<b>That's when I realized.</b>

749
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,362
<b>Fawcett was more than just popular.</b>

750
00:33:18,435 --> 00:33:20,427
<b>She was actually kind of cool.</b>

751
00:33:20,504 --> 00:33:24,339
<b><font color="

752
00:33:26,143 --> 00:33:28,078
<b>I know you and Tanner
had a falling out,</b>

753
00:33:28,145 --> 00:33:30,341
<b>But you're taking it
kind of literally.</b>

754
00:33:30,414 --> 00:33:33,248
<b>Yeah, well, my life is over.
So, thanks.</b>

755
00:33:33,317 --> 00:33:36,651
<b>Oh, come on, man. I mean,
you still got the two of us.</b>

756
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:41,454
<b>For about 10 minutes. I never
RSVP to a nonstop pity party.</b>

757
00:33:41,525 --> 00:33:44,586
<b><font color="
Loserland with you two. Great.</b>

758
00:33:44,661 --> 00:33:46,323
<b>That's a little harsh.</b>

759
00:33:46,396 --> 00:33:48,763
<b>And here I thought we were
all doing pretty okay,</b>

760
00:33:48,832 --> 00:33:50,733
<b>But I guess
we aren't sparkly enough.</b>

761
00:33:50,801 --> 00:33:53,396
<b>Or have enough synthetic
hair extensions for you.</b>

762
00:33:53,470 --> 00:33:55,110
<b>Oh, my god, Sophie.
You know what I meant.</b>

763
00:33:55,139 --> 00:33:56,334
<b><font color="

764
00:33:56,406 --> 00:33:58,375
<b>Why don't we take a few days apart,</b>

765
00:33:58,442 --> 00:34:01,241
<b>Maybe without a couple losers
like us hanging around?</b>

766
00:34:01,311 --> 00:34:03,871
<b>You'll ascend to your
proper social station.</b>

767
00:34:04,148 --> 00:34:06,640
<b>Just be careful, though,
because we might not be here.</b>

768
00:34:06,717 --> 00:34:08,652
<b>To bandage you up
next time you fall.</b>

769
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,119
<b><font color="

770
00:34:10,187 --> 00:34:11,485
<b>Sophie!</b>

771
00:34:11,555 --> 00:34:14,889
<b>Um, yeah. Take it easy, bro.</b>

772
00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:18,721
<b>Glenn. Come on.
We were gonna watch "the voice."</b>

773
00:34:22,366 --> 00:34:23,891
<b>As the wheels
seemed to be coming off.</b>

774
00:34:24,168 --> 00:34:26,262
<b>My old friend group, the next day,</b>

775
00:34:26,336 --> 00:34:28,828
<b>I was third-wheeling it,
Mormon-style.</b>

776
00:34:28,906 --> 00:34:31,671
<b><font color="
of meat, 'Shley.</b>

777
00:34:31,742 --> 00:34:35,543
<b>Well, that's what you like,
isn't it? Meat.</b>

778
00:34:35,612 --> 00:34:37,274
<b>Huh?</b>

779
00:34:37,347 --> 00:34:39,543
<b>No carbs. I remembered.</b>

780
00:34:39,616 --> 00:34:43,917
<b>Oh, right.
Uh, mmm, meats with...</b>

781
00:34:44,188 --> 00:34:48,353
<b>sides of meats.</b>

782
00:34:48,425 --> 00:34:52,328
<b>Um, may I use the restroom?</b>

783
00:34:58,735 --> 00:35:00,601
<b><font color="

784
00:35:00,671 --> 00:35:03,266
<b>Girl-talk time.
So, what do you think?</b>

785
00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:05,639
<b>Think about what? 'Topher.</b>

786
00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:07,575
<b>Do you think he's bored
with our relationship?</b>

787
00:35:07,644 --> 00:35:08,737
<b>I feel like he's bored.</b>

788
00:35:08,812 --> 00:35:10,405
<b>Um, I don't know.</b>

789
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,814
<b>I'm worried because
we don't, you know...</b>

790
00:35:13,884 --> 00:35:16,513
<b><font color="

791
00:35:16,587 --> 00:35:19,284
<b>You gays are supposed to be experts
in man pleasing. So, spill.</b>

792
00:35:19,356 --> 00:35:21,655
<b>Uh...
do you think I should give him a B.J.?</b>

793
00:35:21,725 --> 00:35:23,523
<b>A what?! Or an H.J.?</b>

794
00:35:23,594 --> 00:35:24,755
<b>Or how about an R.J.?</b>

795
00:35:24,828 --> 00:35:27,559
<b>Uh... I don't even know.</b>

796
00:35:27,631 --> 00:35:29,361
<b>What an R.J. Could possibly be.</b>

797
00:35:29,433 --> 00:35:32,767
<b><font color="
I was hoping you would.</b>

798
00:35:32,836 --> 00:35:34,862
<b>Are Mormons even allowed to...
What about backdoor?</b>

799
00:35:34,938 --> 00:35:36,873
<b>Oh, my god! Tanner, honey.</b>

800
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:39,273
<b>Please do not take the lord's
name in vain in my house.</b>

801
00:35:39,343 --> 00:35:41,869
<b>I'm sorry.
I actually did have to pee.</b>

802
00:35:41,945 --> 00:35:44,676
<b>Could we, uh, talk later?</b>

803
00:35:44,748 --> 00:35:48,879
<b><font color="
time, mister, okay?</b>

804
00:35:54,391 --> 00:35:56,917
<b>Oh, Tanner, I am so, so sorry.</b>

805
00:35:56,994 --> 00:35:58,462
<b>'Topher just reminded me I have.</b>

806
00:35:58,528 --> 00:36:00,258
<b>A junior republicans meeting
in like 20 minutes.</b>

807
00:36:00,330 --> 00:36:01,696
<b>Do you mind if 'tophie
takes you home?</b>

808
00:36:01,765 --> 00:36:05,861
<b>Um, s-sure, I guess.</b>

809
00:36:18,515 --> 00:36:21,007
<b><font color="

810
00:36:21,285 --> 00:36:24,585
<b>I know.
I just wanted to talk. Okay.</b>

811
00:36:24,655 --> 00:36:26,351
<b>You know, I've caught
you checking me out.</b>

812
00:36:26,423 --> 00:36:28,823
<b>Please don't beat me up! I'm so
sorry! It won't happen again!</b>

813
00:36:28,859 --> 00:36:30,885
<b>Whoa, dude. Whew! Relax.</b>

814
00:36:30,961 --> 00:36:34,591
<b>I find it kind of flattering.</b>

815
00:36:34,665 --> 00:36:38,363
<b>So, what do you like
most about me, huh?</font></b>

816
00:36:38,435 --> 00:36:42,497
<b>What's my sexiest quality?</b>

817
00:36:42,572 --> 00:36:44,768
<b>Oh, I get it. You're one
of those straight guys.</b>

818
00:36:44,841 --> 00:36:47,538
<b>Who likes to flirt with gay
guys for your own amusement.</b>

819
00:36:47,611 --> 00:36:49,580
<b>No, Tanner, that's actually not...
You know what?</b>

820
00:36:49,646 --> 00:36:51,342
<b>Contrary to what you might believe,</b>

821
00:36:51,415 --> 00:36:54,510
<b>We homos don't all sit around
pining for straight boys, okay?</font></b>

822
00:36:54,584 --> 00:36:56,485
<b>Some of us like the idea of a guy.</b>

823
00:36:56,553 --> 00:36:58,749
<b>Actually being turned on by us.</b>

824
00:36:58,822 --> 00:37:02,987
<b>Does this feel straight to you?</b>

825
00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:05,894
<b>Um, it does, actually.</b>

826
00:37:07,064 --> 00:37:09,533
<b>You Mormons are a horny,
repressed people!</b>

827
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:10,897
<b>You have no idea.</b>

828
00:37:10,967 --> 00:37:13,835
<b><font color="
You're with 'Shley.</b>

829
00:37:13,904 --> 00:37:16,874
<b>Dude, in two years,
I'm gonna go on my mission.</b>

830
00:37:16,940 --> 00:37:18,909
<b>In four years,
I'll probably be married.</b>

831
00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:21,501
<b>With a bunch of redheaded
Rugrats running around.</b>

832
00:37:21,578 --> 00:37:24,412
<b>So, why don't you just sit back...</b>

833
00:37:24,481 --> 00:37:27,849
<b>relax...</b>

834
00:37:27,918 --> 00:37:30,717
<b><font color="
out of my system?</b>

835
00:37:34,725 --> 00:37:36,694
<b>Ooh.</b>

836
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:37,784
<b>You okay?</b>

837
00:37:37,861 --> 00:37:40,092
<b>Uh, t-thanks. I'll walk.</b>

838
00:38:06,089 --> 00:38:08,456
<b>So, I have some news for you.</b>

839
00:38:08,525 --> 00:38:10,391
<b>It's pretty Maj. What?</b>

840
00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:12,429
<b>I may have snatched you
a prom date.</b>

841
00:38:12,496 --> 00:38:14,089
<b>His name is Christian.</b>

842
00:38:14,164 --> 00:38:16,429
<b><font color="
with me last summer.</b>

843
00:38:16,500 --> 00:38:18,935
<b>He's a tenor, a college boy,
and he's British.</b>

844
00:38:19,002 --> 00:38:20,664
<b>Love it?</b>

845
00:38:20,737 --> 00:38:22,569
<b>He sounds great.</b>

846
00:38:22,639 --> 00:38:25,803
<b>I'm just not sure if this
whole prom thing is for me.</b>

847
00:38:25,876 --> 00:38:29,506
<b>Okay. You're losing yourself.
Come with mama.</b>

848
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,744
<b><font color="

849
00:38:33,817 --> 00:38:37,413
<b>This is every prom king
and queen since 1983.</b>

850
00:38:37,487 --> 00:38:39,046
<b>You notice anything?</b>

851
00:38:39,122 --> 00:38:41,387
<b>Not the most diverse selection.</b>

852
00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:43,950
<b>Huh. All white, all straight,</b>

853
00:38:44,027 --> 00:38:46,792
<b>All jocks and pom-pom wranglers.</b>

854
00:38:46,863 --> 00:38:50,027
<b>Tanner, we could be the
ones to change all that.</b>

855
00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:52,695
<b><font color="
openly gay prom king.</b>

856
00:38:52,769 --> 00:38:54,670
<b>And enjoy a hot date to boot,</b>

857
00:38:54,738 --> 00:38:56,570
<b>And I can be the first queen.</b>

858
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,075
<b>Who's actually deserving
of any notoriety.</b>

859
00:38:59,142 --> 00:39:01,771
<b>So, what do you say?</b>

860
00:39:01,845 --> 00:39:03,643
<b>I get you laid.
You get me crowned.</b>

861
00:39:03,713 --> 00:39:05,079
<b>You can lose that virginity.</b>

862
00:39:05,148 --> 00:39:06,912
<b><font color="

863
00:39:06,983 --> 00:39:08,884
<b>Caprice, just because you
know another gay guy.</b>

864
00:39:08,952 --> 00:39:10,545
<b>Doesn't mean I...</b>

865
00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:13,886
<b>Whoa! He's... very attractive.</b>

866
00:39:13,957 --> 00:39:15,619
<b>Those lips.</b>

867
00:39:15,692 --> 00:39:18,890
<b>Mm-hmm. That's what we call
some high-speed DSLs.</b>

868
00:39:18,962 --> 00:39:21,693
<b>So?</b>

869
00:39:21,765 --> 00:39:24,166
<b><font color="

870
00:39:24,234 --> 00:39:26,100
<b>I'm gonna invite him
to Cameron's tonight.</b>

871
00:39:26,169 --> 00:39:27,933
<b>So you two can get
to know each other.</b>

872
00:39:28,004 --> 00:39:29,597
<b>Crap. I forgot that was tonight.</b>

873
00:39:29,673 --> 00:39:31,733
<b>Oh, relax.
It's gonna be "V" low-key.</b>

874
00:39:35,579 --> 00:39:37,639
<b>Everyone can relax.</b>

875
00:39:37,714 --> 00:39:40,707
<b><font color="

876
00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:45,021
<b>I'm gonna go see
if Christian's here.</b>

877
00:39:45,088 --> 00:39:46,886
<b>Ooh. There are Christians here?</b>

878
00:39:46,957 --> 00:39:49,620
<b>Get your gay game face on.</b>

879
00:39:49,693 --> 00:39:51,894
<b>After tonight, you'll have
the prom date of your dreams.</b>

880
00:39:51,895 --> 00:39:53,727
<b>Oh.</b>

881
00:39:53,797 --> 00:39:56,699
<b>So, Caprice reeled you
in some Mangina, huh?</font></b>

882
00:39:56,766 --> 00:39:58,792
<b>Well played. I guess.</b>

883
00:39:58,869 --> 00:40:01,634
<b>I mean, I don't even know
if he'll like me.</b>

884
00:40:01,705 --> 00:40:03,901
<b>Sounds like you need
some liquid courage.</b>

885
00:40:03,974 --> 00:40:05,135
<b>Follow me.</b>

886
00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:07,768
<b>Oh. Come on.</b>

887
00:40:07,844 --> 00:40:11,144
<b>You call this an ensemble?
Get it together, girl.</b>

888
00:40:11,214 --> 00:40:13,809
<b>Do not call me that.</b>

889
00:40:13,884 --> 00:40:16,877
<b><font color="
"gurl" with a "u."</b>

890
00:40:16,953 --> 00:40:18,785
<b>Gurl!</b>

891
00:40:18,855 --> 00:40:22,087
<b>Not like you're a... Oh, okay.</b>

892
00:40:22,158 --> 00:40:24,127
<b>Um, so, hey,
why don't we dust this off.</b>

893
00:40:24,194 --> 00:40:27,062
<b>And you take me to the mall
and pick me out some eye shadow,</b>

894
00:40:27,130 --> 00:40:28,689
<b>Just like the old days, huh?</b>

895
00:40:28,765 --> 00:40:30,563
<b>You're so good with color.</b>

896
00:40:30,634 --> 00:40:32,865
<b><font color="
I'm leaving the house.</b>

897
00:40:32,936 --> 00:40:34,598
<b>Till college, but, thanks.</b>

898
00:40:34,671 --> 00:40:37,539
<b>Oh, "b" boo.</b>

899
00:40:37,607 --> 00:40:39,735
<b>Listen. I get it. I really do.</b>

900
00:40:39,809 --> 00:40:43,246
<b>With what happened with Tanner,
I know that you didn't.</b>

901
00:40:43,313 --> 00:40:46,772
<b>Get to come out to me in the
way that you wanted to.</b>

902
00:40:46,850 --> 00:40:49,718
<b>We didn't get to have
our extra-special.</font></b>

903
00:40:49,786 --> 00:40:52,187
<b>Mother/son lifetime movie moment.</b>

904
00:40:52,255 --> 00:40:54,281
<b>I know that.</b>

905
00:40:54,558 --> 00:40:56,720
<b>You don't want to go out
tonight, right?</b>

906
00:40:56,793 --> 00:40:59,661
<b>I got a plan "b"!</b>

907
00:40:59,729 --> 00:41:02,597
<b>Did you know that WebFlix.</b>

908
00:41:02,666 --> 00:41:05,067
<b>Has an entire
gay and lesbian section?</b>

909
00:41:05,135 --> 00:41:06,728
<b>Blew my mind.</b>

910
00:41:06,803 --> 00:41:09,932
<b><font color="
It's about a gay mayor.</b>

911
00:41:10,006 --> 00:41:12,874
<b>"Boys don't cry"...Now, this is
girl that wants to be a boy.</b>

912
00:41:12,943 --> 00:41:14,844
<b>That's a tricky one.</b>

913
00:41:14,911 --> 00:41:17,210
<b>"Brokeback Mountain"...
That's the cowboys.</b>

914
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,647
<b>And something called "shortballs"...</b>

915
00:41:19,716 --> 00:41:22,015
<b>Oh, "shortbus." "Shortbus."</b>

916
00:41:22,085 --> 00:41:24,987
<b><font color="
to pop in first, huh?</b>

917
00:41:25,055 --> 00:41:28,048
<b>Probably the cowboys, right?
That one's safe.</b>

918
00:41:28,124 --> 00:41:31,253
<b>Someone drank all my ginger ales.</b>

919
00:41:31,328 --> 00:41:33,763
<b>Hey, do you know
if there's caffeine/alcohol.</b>

920
00:41:33,830 --> 00:41:35,594
<b>In a crazy girl?</b>

921
00:41:35,665 --> 00:41:37,634
<b>No, 'Shley, of course not.</b>

922
00:41:37,701 --> 00:41:39,294
<b>Chug away.</b>

923
00:41:41,171 --> 00:41:43,163
<b><font color="

924
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,174
<b>There is no getting cold feet now.</b>

925
00:41:45,241 --> 00:41:46,971
<b>We have got to rescue Tanner.</b>

926
00:41:47,043 --> 00:41:49,171
<b>From those gay-snatching
fashion Nazis.</b>

927
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:53,012
<b>Divide and conquer.</b>

928
00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:55,609
<b>Hey, sexy.</b>

929
00:41:55,685 --> 00:41:58,849
<b>Don't think me presumptuous
when I say "bottoms up."</b>

930
00:42:00,724 --> 00:42:03,819
<b><font color="

931
00:42:03,893 --> 00:42:05,225
<b>Mm-hmm. Perfect for you.</b>

932
00:42:05,295 --> 00:42:06,627
<b>Funny.</b>

933
00:42:06,696 --> 00:42:08,358
<b>Loosen up.
I hear that's helpful.</b>

934
00:42:08,632 --> 00:42:09,998
<b>There you go.</b>

935
00:42:10,066 --> 00:42:11,659
<b>Look, don't let Caprice
pressure you.</b>

936
00:42:11,735 --> 00:42:13,655
<b>If you're really that nervous,
then just blow off.</b>

937
00:42:13,670 --> 00:42:16,731
<b><font color="
come to prom as my arm candy.</b>

938
00:42:16,806 --> 00:42:18,638
<b>It might be kind of cool to, like,</b>

939
00:42:18,708 --> 00:42:20,609
<b>Actually go on a date or something.</b>

940
00:42:20,677 --> 00:42:26,082
<b>P.S... This one can
has over 600 calories.</b>

941
00:42:26,149 --> 00:42:28,744
<b>I thought carbs were like
gay kryptonite or something.</b>

942
00:42:28,818 --> 00:42:30,946
<b>Alcohol is the one exception. Duh.</b>

943
00:42:31,021 --> 00:42:32,751
<b><font color="

944
00:42:32,822 --> 00:42:34,882
<b>Whoo!</b>

945
00:42:34,958 --> 00:42:37,325
<b>Well, it's just
freezing cold out there.</b>

946
00:42:37,394 --> 00:42:39,829
<b>Heath!
Don't stand on your pride.</b>

947
00:42:39,896 --> 00:42:43,298
<b>Get in the tent with Jake!
For crying out loud.</b>

948
00:42:43,366 --> 00:42:45,392
<b>Good. Get in there. Snuggle up.</b>

949
00:42:45,669 --> 00:42:47,900
<b>Snuggle up for warmth.
There you go.</b>

950
00:42:47,971 --> 00:42:50,304
<b><font color="
they're waking back up.</b>

951
00:42:50,373 --> 00:42:54,868
<b>Uh-oh. Here we go. Game on.</b>

952
00:42:54,944 --> 00:42:57,345
<b>You know, I do sense
an affection there.</b>

953
00:42:57,414 --> 00:43:00,384
<b>I mean, you really do feel
they care about one another.</b>

954
00:43:00,450 --> 00:43:03,420
<b>Oh, my. Well, yeah.</b>

955
00:43:03,687 --> 00:43:07,021
<b>I guess necessity
is the mother of invention.</b>

956
00:43:07,090 --> 00:43:09,389
<b><font color="

957
00:43:09,459 --> 00:43:11,121
<b>you know, it's funny.
I guess back then.</b>

958
00:43:11,194 --> 00:43:13,163
<b>They didn't even need to use
protection, really, right?</b>

959
00:43:13,229 --> 00:43:15,095
<b>You know, I'm gonna get a drink.</b>

960
00:43:15,165 --> 00:43:17,657
<b>They could have made
something out of like a...</b>

961
00:43:17,734 --> 00:43:19,669
<b>Some kind of lamb skin
or something,</b>

962
00:43:19,736 --> 00:43:22,137
<b>But there probably
wasn't time for that.</font></b>

963
00:43:22,205 --> 00:43:24,800
<b>A few hours and a lot
of drinks later,</b>

964
00:43:24,874 --> 00:43:28,106
<b>I was getting all the
frequently asked questions.</b>

965
00:43:28,178 --> 00:43:32,115
<b>So, with straight guys,
there's ass men and tit men,</b>

966
00:43:32,182 --> 00:43:34,151
<b>But what's the gay equivalent?</b>

967
00:43:34,217 --> 00:43:36,015
<b>Like, ball men?</b>

968
00:43:36,086 --> 00:43:38,351
<b>When you're getting gay with a guy,</b>

969
00:43:38,421 --> 00:43:42,153
<b><font color="
and who's the boy?</b>

970
00:43:42,225 --> 00:43:45,684
<b>Not an expert, but I think
you're both the boy.</b>

971
00:43:45,762 --> 00:43:47,856
<b>That's kind of the point.</b>

972
00:43:47,931 --> 00:43:49,297
<b>Just Wiki that shit, freak.</b>

973
00:43:49,365 --> 00:43:50,856
<b>Leave him alone.</b>

974
00:43:50,934 --> 00:43:52,835
<b>Come on, slut.
You owe me a dance.</b>

975
00:43:54,738 --> 00:43:57,207
<b><font color="

976
00:43:57,273 --> 00:44:00,004
<b><i>♪ I feel my pulse
working overtime ♪</i></b>

977
00:44:00,076 --> 00:44:01,942
<b>Oh, my god! Sorry.</b>

978
00:44:02,011 --> 00:44:03,309
<b><i>♪ You do your body work ♪</i></b>

979
00:44:04,881 --> 00:44:07,077
<b>Oh. Sorry.</b>

980
00:44:07,150 --> 00:44:09,278
<b>Oh, you guys, I found you!</b>

981
00:44:09,352 --> 00:44:11,014
<b>Hi!</b>

982
00:44:11,087 --> 00:44:13,113
<b>'Shley. Hi.</b>

983
00:44:13,189 --> 00:44:14,189
<b><font color="

984
00:44:14,257 --> 00:44:17,489
<b>Hi and bye.</b>

985
00:44:17,761 --> 00:44:21,027
<b>Is it just me, or is she,
like, the worst Mormon ever?</b>

986
00:44:21,097 --> 00:44:23,862
<b>It's so not just you.
She's cray-cray.</b>

987
00:44:23,933 --> 00:44:27,802
<b>Hey! You!
Gaysian boy, come here.</b>

988
00:44:27,871 --> 00:44:30,136
<b>Ew. Get out.</b>

989
00:44:30,206 --> 00:44:32,072
<b>We're having
gay-guy/girl gab time.</b>

990
00:44:32,142 --> 00:44:34,407
<b><font color="

991
00:44:34,477 --> 00:44:36,912
<b>There's a bean bag
in the other... Let's go.</b>

992
00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:38,278
<b>Sorry about this. I can't wait.</b>

993
00:44:38,348 --> 00:44:40,010
<b>Really sorry. God. Bitch.</b>

994
00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:43,952
<b>So, your friend Tanner won't
tell me anything about the J's.</b>

995
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:45,147
<b>The... The who?</b>

996
00:44:45,221 --> 00:44:47,156
<b>The... The H.J.s and the B.J.s,</b>

997
00:44:47,223 --> 00:44:49,055
<b><font color="

998
00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:51,924
<b>But I've got an idea.</b>

999
00:44:51,995 --> 00:44:53,964
<b>You are gonna show me how.</b>

1000
00:44:54,030 --> 00:44:57,330
<b>And it's not gonna count because
you're like supes gay-mosexual.</b>

1001
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,336
<b>Uh, yeah, right. Shh!</b>

1002
00:45:00,403 --> 00:45:03,999
<b>Just pretend I'm, like,
some super-hot guy,</b>

1003
00:45:04,073 --> 00:45:06,941
<b>Like David Archuleta.</b>

1004
00:45:07,010 --> 00:45:08,808
<b><font color="
David, don't you worry.</b>

1005
00:45:08,878 --> 00:45:11,905
<b>I'm gonna teach you all about
the H.J.s and the B.J.s.</b>

1006
00:45:11,981 --> 00:45:14,314
<b>And the Jay-Zs and the J.J. Abrams.</b>

1007
00:45:14,384 --> 00:45:16,853
<b>No, wait. Hold on.</b>

1008
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,355
<b>You're drunk, plus, you're Mormon,</b>

1009
00:45:19,422 --> 00:45:21,516
<b>Which, like, totally exacerbates
the whole being drunk thing.</b>

1010
00:45:21,591 --> 00:45:23,492
<b><font color="

1011
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,324
<b>That's a funny word.</b>

1012
00:45:25,395 --> 00:45:27,296
<b>Yeah.</b>

1013
00:45:27,363 --> 00:45:29,559
<b>Yeah, anyway,
I'm... I'm not even...</b>

1014
00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:30,926
<b>What?</b>

1015
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,093
<b>Gay.</b>

1016
00:45:32,168 --> 00:45:33,898
<b>Prove it, Gaysian.</b>

1017
00:45:39,108 --> 00:45:40,974
<b>Look who I found!</b>

1018
00:45:41,044 --> 00:45:44,173
<b>Sorry. Oh, hi.</b>

1019
00:45:44,247 --> 00:45:45,909
<b><font color="

1020
00:45:45,982 --> 00:45:47,974
<b>Christian. Hello, Tanner.</b>

1021
00:45:48,051 --> 00:45:49,451
<b>Even better in real life, right?</b>

1022
00:45:49,519 --> 00:45:51,420
<b>Even better with beer goggles,
she means.</b>

1023
00:45:51,487 --> 00:45:53,319
<b>Don't touch me.</b>

1024
00:45:53,389 --> 00:45:55,290
<b>Damn, you are pretty.</b>

1025
00:45:55,358 --> 00:45:58,089
<b>I mean handsome.
I mean pretty handsome.</b>

1026
00:45:58,161 --> 00:46:02,326
<b><font color="

1027
00:46:02,398 --> 00:46:05,334
<b>He's usually less special.</b>

1028
00:46:05,401 --> 00:46:07,961
<b>Do you maybe want a glass
of water or something, mate?</b>

1029
00:46:08,037 --> 00:46:10,973
<b>Oh, hi, there. I hate
to break up this little...</b>

1030
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:13,134
<b>whatever this is,
but I need to talk to Tanner.</b>

1031
00:46:13,209 --> 00:46:15,041
<b>Tanner can't talk right now,
and he and Christian.</b>

1032
00:46:15,111 --> 00:46:16,579
<b><font color="
a private moment alone.</b>

1033
00:46:16,646 --> 00:46:18,726
<b>Caprice, I really think
we got off on the wrong foot.</b>

1034
00:46:18,882 --> 00:46:20,373
<b>Yo, 'topher, welcome to the casa.</b>

1035
00:46:20,450 --> 00:46:22,544
<b>Thank you. Hey, is Tanner here?
I mean 'Shley.</b>

1036
00:46:22,619 --> 00:46:24,952
<b>Is 'Shley here?
She's my girlfriend. Love her.</b>

1037
00:46:25,021 --> 00:46:26,182
<b>Yeah. She's in the back.</b>

1038
00:46:26,256 --> 00:46:27,884
<b><font color="

1039
00:46:31,294 --> 00:46:32,853
<b>Hey, Glenn.</b>

1040
00:46:32,929 --> 00:46:35,091
<b>Oh, my god. Ew, 'Shley.</b>

1041
00:46:35,164 --> 00:46:37,190
<b>Glenn, you really are straight?</b>

1042
00:46:37,267 --> 00:46:41,398
<b>No, no, he's totes not.
So it doesn't count. Right?</b>

1043
00:46:41,471 --> 00:46:42,939
<b>Oh, Jesus Christ.</b>

1044
00:46:43,006 --> 00:46:44,975
<b>Caprice, watch your mouth, please.</b>

1045
00:46:45,041 --> 00:46:46,509
<b><font color="
"whore-mon."</b>

1046
00:46:46,576 --> 00:46:48,169
<b>I think I have to barf.</b>

1047
00:46:48,244 --> 00:46:50,179
<b>I'll hold your hair.</b>

1048
00:46:51,581 --> 00:46:54,244
<b>Hey, "T." Remember me?</b>

1049
00:47:00,290 --> 00:47:02,987
<b>I just ripped it off.
I just had to because...</b>

1050
00:47:03,059 --> 00:47:07,622
<b>Tan-pon, I heard you bulimed
cuisine all over a Mormon.</b>

1051
00:47:07,697 --> 00:47:09,495
<b>I thought I told you.</b>

1052
00:47:09,565 --> 00:47:11,557
<b><font color="
on an empty stomach.</b>

1053
00:47:11,634 --> 00:47:13,603
<b>I'm gonna go.</b>

1054
00:47:13,670 --> 00:47:16,606
<b>I'm kind of over
being the party's gay mascot.</b>

1055
00:47:16,673 --> 00:47:19,108
<b>And of publicly humiliating myself.</b>

1056
00:47:19,175 --> 00:47:21,303
<b>In front of potential dates.</b>

1057
00:47:21,377 --> 00:47:23,312
<b>You want Mindie to drive you?</b>

1058
00:47:23,379 --> 00:47:25,371
<b>Don't worry. I'm totally sober.</b>

1059
00:47:27,250 --> 00:47:30,084
<b><font color="

1060
00:47:30,153 --> 00:47:33,021
<b>Okay. Call me tomorrow.
Kisses. Wah!</b>

1061
00:47:33,089 --> 00:47:36,059
<b>Oh, my god, you totally made out
with your gay Bestie.</b>

1062
00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:38,458
<b>No!</b>

1063
00:47:45,134 --> 00:47:48,036
<b>Oh, um...</b>

1064
00:47:48,104 --> 00:47:51,632
<b>I... am... drunk.</b>

1065
00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:54,177
<b>Me too.</b>

1066
00:48:01,551 --> 00:48:04,350
<b>What are you doing
in front of my house?</b>

1067
00:48:04,420 --> 00:48:06,548
<b><font color="

1068
00:48:08,424 --> 00:48:10,689
<b>Since I basically
have no friends left,</b>

1069
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:14,595
<b>My mom decided to have
a queer-movie marathon.</b>

1070
00:48:14,664 --> 00:48:17,691
<b>But when we got to heath
and Jake grunting in a tent,</b>

1071
00:48:17,767 --> 00:48:19,531
<b>I started drinking heavily.</b>

1072
00:48:23,439 --> 00:48:26,034
<b>You walked all the way over here?</b>

1073
00:48:26,109 --> 00:48:27,737
<b>Mm-hmm.</b>

1074
00:48:28,011 --> 00:48:31,038
<b><font color="
this grand entrance at the party.</b>

1075
00:48:31,114 --> 00:48:34,175
<b>And make a huge scene,
but this is as far as I got.</b>

1076
00:48:34,250 --> 00:48:36,014
<b>Oops. Yeah. I see.</b>

1077
00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:38,145
<b>It's not fair!</b>

1078
00:48:38,221 --> 00:48:40,417
<b>You get to be belle of the ball,</b>

1079
00:48:40,490 --> 00:48:43,460
<b>And I'm stuck home
with mommy dearest.</b>

1080
00:48:43,526 --> 00:48:46,325
<b>I'd trade places with you
in a second.</font></b>

1081
00:48:46,396 --> 00:48:48,388
<b>Just... Just do me a favor.</b>

1082
00:48:48,464 --> 00:48:50,057
<b>Hmm?</b>

1083
00:48:50,133 --> 00:48:55,128
<b>When you win prom king,
you'll make a big speech.</b>

1084
00:48:55,204 --> 00:48:57,264
<b>About, you know,
everything that you've learned,</b>

1085
00:48:57,340 --> 00:48:59,434
<b>You know, very Lohan.</b>

1086
00:48:59,509 --> 00:49:03,674
<b>Not really my style,
but... we'll see.</b>

1087
00:49:08,484 --> 00:49:10,316
<b><font color="

1088
00:49:10,386 --> 00:49:13,379
<b>Watching "brokeback" with your mom.</b>

1089
00:49:13,456 --> 00:49:14,788
<b>It's not funny!</b>

1090
00:49:15,058 --> 00:49:17,118
<b>I'm gonna have to emancipate
or something.</b>

1091
00:49:17,193 --> 00:49:18,354
<b>She's driving me crazy.</b>

1092
00:49:18,428 --> 00:49:21,557
<b>She's just being supportive.</b>

1093
00:49:21,631 --> 00:49:25,693
<b>Maybe everyone secretly wants
a G.B.F.,</b>

1094
00:49:25,768 --> 00:49:28,169
<b><font color="

1095
00:49:31,474 --> 00:49:36,412
<b>Right now I would just
settle for, like, a B.F.</b>

1096
00:49:39,115 --> 00:49:44,782
<b>You mean like a best friend
or, like, boyfriend?</b>

1097
00:49:47,857 --> 00:49:50,258
<b>Either/or...</b>

1098
00:49:50,326 --> 00:49:52,625
<b>or both.</b>

1099
00:50:20,189 --> 00:50:22,715
<b>Wait. What?</b>

1100
00:50:22,792 --> 00:50:24,522
<b>Oh, my god, no, no.</b>

1101
00:50:24,594 --> 00:50:27,393
<b>Did we...? We didn't, right?</b>

1102
00:50:27,463 --> 00:50:29,261
<b><font color="

1103
00:50:29,332 --> 00:50:31,267
<b>No, no, no, no,
we... We... We came in,</b>

1104
00:50:31,334 --> 00:50:32,802
<b>And we... We just...
We were drunk.</b>

1105
00:50:32,869 --> 00:50:34,235
<b>We passed out, I think.</b>

1106
00:50:34,303 --> 00:50:36,238
<b>Right. That sounds right. Yeah.</b>

1107
00:50:36,305 --> 00:50:38,399
<b>Closet! Now!</b>

1108
00:50:38,474 --> 00:50:39,567
<b>Seriously? Oh! Gah!</b>

1109
00:50:45,348 --> 00:50:46,839
<b><font color="

1110
00:50:46,916 --> 00:50:49,715
<b>Nothing.
I'm just cleaning up in here.</b>

1111
00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:52,721
<b>Yeah, it does smell
kind of musky in here.</b>

1112
00:50:52,788 --> 00:50:56,384
<b>So, I've got bubbling cinnabons
in the microwave.</b>

1113
00:50:56,459 --> 00:50:57,825
<b>And some chocolate milk for you.</b>

1114
00:50:57,894 --> 00:50:59,453
<b>Super. I'll be right there.</b>

1115
00:50:59,529 --> 00:51:01,293
<b>Come on.</b>

1116
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:05,566
<b><font color="

1117
00:51:05,635 --> 00:51:08,195
<b>I'm sorry. I'm just not ready.</b>

1118
00:51:08,271 --> 00:51:12,231
<b>I don't even know what
I'm doing here. Ugh, god.</b>

1119
00:51:12,308 --> 00:51:14,504
<b>Wait! What?</b>

1120
00:51:14,577 --> 00:51:18,673
<b>Could you, uh, just go that way?</b>

1121
00:51:18,748 --> 00:51:20,842
<b>So, first you want
to put me back in the closet,</b>

1122
00:51:20,917 --> 00:51:22,909
<b>And now you want me
to jump out your window?</b>

1123
00:51:23,186 --> 00:51:25,382
<b><font color="

1124
00:51:25,454 --> 00:51:26,922
<b>I'll make it up to you.
I swear.</b>

1125
00:51:27,190 --> 00:51:28,783
<b>Yeah, whatever.
It's fine. I get it.</b>

1126
00:51:31,427 --> 00:51:34,795
<b><i>♪ I don't wanna be all right ♪</i></b>

1127
00:51:34,864 --> 00:51:38,665
<b><i>♪ I don't wanna feel just okay ♪</i></b>

1128
00:51:38,734 --> 00:51:42,603
<b><i>♪ I wanna see everything ♪</i></b>

1129
00:51:42,672 --> 00:51:46,439
<b><font color="

1130
00:51:46,509 --> 00:51:48,603
<b><i>♪ I wanna settle down ♪</i></b>

1131
00:51:48,678 --> 00:51:50,374
<b><i>♪ Hey, lover ♪</i></b>

1132
00:51:50,446 --> 00:51:52,847
<b>The next Monday, I still
couldn't shake my hangover.</b>

1133
00:51:52,915 --> 00:51:55,908
<b>Or what happened
between Brent and me.</b>

1134
00:51:55,985 --> 00:51:59,217
<b>I mean, what was I thinking?</b>

1135
00:51:59,288 --> 00:52:01,951
<b><font color="

1136
00:52:02,225 --> 00:52:04,421
<b>Hey, "T." Amazing news.</b>

1137
00:52:04,493 --> 00:52:07,361
<b>Christian's willing to forget
about your projectile vomit.</b>

1138
00:52:07,430 --> 00:52:09,456
<b>And general Schwastedness
this weekend.</b>

1139
00:52:09,532 --> 00:52:11,398
<b>He's still willing to go
to the prom with you.</b>

1140
00:52:11,467 --> 00:52:13,936
<b>Really? Still?
Believe it, bitch.</b>

1141
00:52:14,003 --> 00:52:15,972
<b><font color="
the only decent-looking,</b>

1142
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:17,959
<b>Age-appropriate gay guy
in a 20-mile radius.</b>

1143
00:52:18,007 --> 00:52:20,772
<b>Has given him a convenient case
of boner-induced amnesia.</b>

1144
00:52:20,843 --> 00:52:24,439
<b>He really thinks
I'm decent-looking?</b>

1145
00:52:24,513 --> 00:52:25,640
<b>Yeah.</b>

1146
00:52:25,715 --> 00:52:27,240
<b>Just one condition...</b>

1147
00:52:27,316 --> 00:52:30,343
<b>Lay off the cosmo-tini-ritas
on prom night, okay?</font></b>

1148
00:52:30,419 --> 00:52:32,285
<b>That definitely won't be a problem.</b>

1149
00:52:32,355 --> 00:52:36,656
<b>Yay! This is gonna be
so homo-doralbe!</b>

1150
00:52:36,726 --> 00:52:39,628
<b>Come on, Tan-Tut.</b>

1151
00:52:39,695 --> 00:52:43,393
<b>Thank you so much.</b>

1152
00:52:43,466 --> 00:52:46,300
<b>I'd like to get
two tickets to prom.</b>

1153
00:52:46,369 --> 00:52:47,860
<b>Oh, okay, then.</b>

1154
00:52:47,937 --> 00:52:50,634
<b>Just write down
the name of your date here.</font></b>

1155
00:52:50,706 --> 00:52:53,369
<b>And also her school if she...
"He."</b>

1156
00:52:53,442 --> 00:52:54,842
<b>Um, excuse me?</b>

1157
00:52:54,910 --> 00:52:57,345
<b>He. He. Something funny?</b>

1158
00:52:57,413 --> 00:52:58,779
<b>No, "he,"as in "him,".</b>

1159
00:52:58,848 --> 00:53:02,717
<b>Pronouns that describe my date,
who is a dude.</b>

1160
00:53:02,785 --> 00:53:04,981
<b>Yikes. Sorry.
To get the couple's special,</b>

1161
00:53:05,054 --> 00:53:07,614
<b><font color="
boy/girl pairing.</b>

1162
00:53:07,690 --> 00:53:08,885
<b>You want me to fight
this bitch, Tanner?</b>

1163
00:53:08,958 --> 00:53:10,722
<b>Sorry, but that's just the policy.</b>

1164
00:53:10,793 --> 00:53:13,456
<b>Tanner, I just want you to know
that I share your outrage.</b>

1165
00:53:13,529 --> 00:53:15,623
<b>Now, what are we gonna do about this?
"We"?</b>

1166
00:53:15,698 --> 00:53:17,539
<b>I just thought you could use
the G.S.A.'s help.</font></b>

1167
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:19,040
<b>To right this
blatant discrimination.</b>

1168
00:53:19,068 --> 00:53:20,627
<b>That's why our group exists.</b>

1169
00:53:20,703 --> 00:53:22,695
<b>Please come to our meeting
after school.</b>

1170
00:53:22,772 --> 00:53:25,571
<b>Thanks, "sole-hag," but
we can fight out own battles.</b>

1171
00:53:25,641 --> 00:53:27,371
<b>This isn't over.</b>

1172
00:53:29,078 --> 00:53:33,448
<b>It's just outrageous.
I mean, what is this... 2008?</b>

1173
00:53:33,516 --> 00:53:34,916
<b><font color="
Give me 20 more.</b>

1174
00:53:34,984 --> 00:53:37,681
<b>You want to stay a four-pack
queer forever? Let's go!</b>

1175
00:53:37,753 --> 00:53:38,953
<b>McKenzie has a different take.</b>

1176
00:53:38,988 --> 00:53:40,650
<b>On the whole
"love thy neighbor" thing.</b>

1177
00:53:40,723 --> 00:53:42,487
<b>Yeah, and apparently
you can't get enough.</b>

1178
00:53:42,558 --> 00:53:44,424
<b>Of that neighbor lovin'.</b>

1179
00:53:44,493 --> 00:53:46,826
<b><font color="
socially, at this school.</b>

1180
00:53:46,896 --> 00:53:48,956
<b>I've already got
the Facebook post composed.</b>

1181
00:53:49,031 --> 00:53:51,762
<b>But that defeats the purpose.</b>

1182
00:53:51,834 --> 00:53:53,530
<b>I think I'm gonna go.</b>

1183
00:53:53,602 --> 00:53:55,503
<b>To the G.S.A. Meeting after school.</b>

1184
00:53:56,739 --> 00:53:59,334
<b>No. Soledad and her little group...</b>

1185
00:53:59,408 --> 00:54:01,400
<b><font color="

1186
00:54:01,477 --> 00:54:02,911
<b>Plus, those busted bitches
were the ones.</b>

1187
00:54:02,978 --> 00:54:04,469
<b>That dragged you out of the closet.</b>

1188
00:54:04,547 --> 00:54:06,675
<b>Remember? You want my advices?</b>

1189
00:54:06,749 --> 00:54:08,615
<b>Just buy the stag tickets
and get the "F" over it.</b>

1190
00:54:08,684 --> 00:54:10,983
<b>Please don't tell me you're
seriously considering this.</b>

1191
00:54:11,053 --> 00:54:13,852
<b><font color="
I mean, they outed me,</b>

1192
00:54:13,923 --> 00:54:17,860
<b>But at least their intentions
were kind of noble, I guess.</b>

1193
00:54:17,927 --> 00:54:20,954
<b>And let me just say...
If you guys really claim to be my friends,</b>

1194
00:54:21,030 --> 00:54:22,555
<b>You could focus a little less.</b>

1195
00:54:22,631 --> 00:54:24,964
<b>On how much I match your outfit
on any given day.</b>

1196
00:54:25,034 --> 00:54:27,765
<b>And show some concern
for my freaking equal rights!</font></b>

1197
00:54:27,837 --> 00:54:31,831
<b><i>♪ A-amazing, a-a-amazing ♪</i></b>

1198
00:54:31,907 --> 00:54:35,036
<b>P.S... Are my arms looking
Michelle Obama toned.</b>

1199
00:54:35,111 --> 00:54:36,909
<b>Or Madonna scary?</b>

1200
00:54:36,979 --> 00:54:39,975
<b>Hey! Hey! Hey!
Have you heard about Tanner?</b>

1201
00:54:40,049 --> 00:54:42,985
<b>What? What did... I didn't...
What did you hear?</b>

1202
00:54:43,052 --> 00:54:45,078
<b>Well, apparently
he totally threw down.</font></b>

1203
00:54:45,154 --> 00:54:46,918
<b>With McKenzie price over prom.</b>

1204
00:54:46,989 --> 00:54:48,981
<b>Yeah, he was all like, "I'm
gonna take a dude as my date,".</b>

1205
00:54:49,058 --> 00:54:50,778
<b>And she was all like,
"oh, not on my watch,".</b>

1206
00:54:50,793 --> 00:54:52,386
<b>And then he was all like,
"oh, yeah,</b>

1207
00:54:52,461 --> 00:54:53,827
<b>We'll see about that,
you c-word-face mofo ho."</b>

1208
00:54:53,896 --> 00:54:58,061
<b>Hold that, Wonton. Tanner
wants to ask a guy to prom?</font></b>

1209
00:54:58,134 --> 00:55:00,535
<b>Yeah.
I have no idea who, though.</b>

1210
00:55:00,603 --> 00:55:02,731
<b>Hey, maybe he met someone.</b>

1211
00:55:05,074 --> 00:55:07,509
<b>No one I can think of.</b>

1212
00:55:07,576 --> 00:55:09,408
<b>Me neither.</b>

1213
00:55:09,478 --> 00:55:10,844
<b>See ya.</b>

1214
00:55:10,913 --> 00:55:12,973
<b>First order of business,
G.S.A.'Ers...</b>

1215
00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:16,416
<b>I'd like to introduce
our first actually gay member,</b>

1216
00:55:16,485 --> 00:55:18,647
<b><font color="

1217
00:55:18,721 --> 00:55:20,690
<b>Welcome, bro dude.</b>

1218
00:55:20,756 --> 00:55:23,658
<b>Good to have another member
with a member representin'.</b>

1219
00:55:23,726 --> 00:55:25,126
<b>Uh, right. Well, I'm just here.</b>

1220
00:55:25,194 --> 00:55:27,561
<b>Because I was trying
to buy prom tickets, and...</b>

1221
00:55:27,630 --> 00:55:30,794
<b>And he couldn't because
of our school's unjust,</b>

1222
00:55:30,866 --> 00:55:32,858
<b>Totally outdated
prom-date policies.</font></b>

1223
00:55:32,935 --> 00:55:35,029
<b>So, what are we
gonna do about this?</b>

1224
00:55:35,104 --> 00:55:36,504
<b>"We"?</b>

1225
00:55:36,572 --> 00:55:38,939
<b>Yeah. I am joining the G.S.A.</b>

1226
00:55:39,008 --> 00:55:42,968
<b>To support my G.B.F. Move.</b>

1227
00:55:43,045 --> 00:55:44,741
<b>Sorry. I'm sorry.</b>

1228
00:55:44,814 --> 00:55:48,615
<b>Um, Fawcett, thank you,
but, um, we're at capacity.</b>

1229
00:55:48,684 --> 00:55:50,414
<b>So we don't really...</b>

1230
00:55:50,486 --> 00:55:54,048
<b><font color="
to anyone who wants to join.</b>

1231
00:55:54,123 --> 00:55:57,116
<b>But, Ms. Hoegel,
this is my thing, you know?</b>

1232
00:55:57,193 --> 00:55:59,594
<b>She has things, lots of things,</b>

1233
00:55:59,662 --> 00:56:03,064
<b>And she's trying to take
my... My, uh...</b>

1234
00:56:03,132 --> 00:56:04,794
<b>she's... Are you quite done?</b>

1235
00:56:06,101 --> 00:56:08,832
<b>So, can we please just...
Just one moment, Fawcett.</b>

1236
00:56:08,904 --> 00:56:12,068
<b><font color="

1237
00:56:12,141 --> 00:56:14,542
<b>In this school as of late.</b>

1238
00:56:14,610 --> 00:56:17,739
<b>It seems that many of you girls
are treating Tanner.</b>

1239
00:56:17,813 --> 00:56:21,944
<b>As more of a prize to be won
than an actual person.</b>

1240
00:56:22,017 --> 00:56:24,009
<b>Ms. Hoegel, that's ridiculous.</b>

1241
00:56:24,086 --> 00:56:26,453
<b>Right, "T"?</b>

1242
00:56:26,522 --> 00:56:29,617
<b>Listen, girls.
I get the appeal.</font></b>

1243
00:56:29,692 --> 00:56:33,185
<b>Now, I myself had
a gay best friend once and...</b>

1244
00:56:33,262 --> 00:56:37,165
<b>Oh, we were roommates
for many fruitful years.</b>

1245
00:56:37,233 --> 00:56:42,001
<b>But now he's no longer with us.</b>

1246
00:56:43,839 --> 00:56:45,569
<b>Oh.</b>

1247
00:56:45,641 --> 00:56:47,735
<b>Oh, damn.</b>

1248
00:56:47,810 --> 00:56:49,506
<b>What? Where'd he go?</b>

1249
00:56:49,578 --> 00:56:51,911
<b>He obvi died of the HIV, dumb-ass.</b>

1250
00:56:51,981 --> 00:56:53,973
<b><font color="

1251
00:56:54,049 --> 00:56:56,609
<b>He moved to San Diego
with a leather queen.</b>

1252
00:56:56,685 --> 00:57:01,680
<b>I meant myself and my cat...
Anderson coo-purr.</b>

1253
00:57:03,959 --> 00:57:05,655
<b>Oh, my god.</b>

1254
00:57:05,728 --> 00:57:10,666
<b>We're very happy,
Mr. Coo-purr and I.</b>

1255
00:57:10,733 --> 00:57:12,668
<b>What are we gonna do
about this prom situation?</b>

1256
00:57:12,735 --> 00:57:14,727
<b>If you can't take your boy toy
to prom,</font></b>

1257
00:57:14,803 --> 00:57:16,635
<b>I will lead a school-wide boycott,</b>

1258
00:57:16,705 --> 00:57:22,110
<b>And if they don't meet my...
I mean our... Demands.</b>

1259
00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:26,945
<b>Then I will just host my own
cooler alterna-prom.</b>

1260
00:57:27,016 --> 00:57:28,985
<b>Fawcett, you'd do that?</b>

1261
00:57:29,051 --> 00:57:32,920
<b>I mean, prom's your night.
You're a shoe-in for prom queen.</b>

1262
00:57:32,988 --> 00:57:35,958
<b>Come on. What's the point
of being queen.</font></b>

1263
00:57:36,025 --> 00:57:38,688
<b>When I don't have a fabulous
king to share it with?</b>

1264
00:57:38,761 --> 00:57:41,287
<b>You know what, Soledad?</b>

1265
00:57:41,564 --> 00:57:43,692
<b>You have done such a great job
with this group,</b>

1266
00:57:43,766 --> 00:57:45,962
<b>But I think it's time
that some things.</b>

1267
00:57:46,035 --> 00:57:47,697
<b>Actually changed
around this school.</b>

1268
00:57:47,770 --> 00:57:51,229
<b>Who's with me? Whoo!</b>

1269
00:57:55,978 --> 00:57:57,640
<b><font color="

1270
00:57:57,713 --> 00:57:59,011
<b>Hey. Thanks.</b>

1271
00:57:59,081 --> 00:58:00,572
<b>Ugh! W-T-F, "T"?</b>

1272
00:58:00,649 --> 00:58:02,880
<b>I secure you a date
with the hottest teen homo.</b>

1273
00:58:02,952 --> 00:58:05,148
<b>In the Tri-State area,
and that Jizz-bin.</b>

1274
00:58:05,220 --> 00:58:06,779
<b>Still gets your endorsement?</b>

1275
00:58:06,855 --> 00:58:10,019
<b>What?
But I didn't ever... What?</b>

1276
00:58:10,092 --> 00:58:12,994
<b><font color="
Fawcett brooks yesterday.</b>

1277
00:58:13,062 --> 00:58:14,553
<b>"At the G.S.A. Meeting.</b>

1278
00:58:14,630 --> 00:58:16,861
<b>The new power B.F.F.s known as..."</b>

1279
00:58:16,932 --> 00:58:19,561
<b>G-Fawce. Cute, isn't it?</b>

1280
00:58:19,635 --> 00:58:21,570
<b>You really think
another bland blonde like her.</b>

1281
00:58:21,637 --> 00:58:23,162
<b>Deserves the crown, Tanner?</b>

1282
00:58:23,238 --> 00:58:26,174
<b>Well, at least she stands up
for my... My rights or whatever.</font></b>

1283
00:58:26,241 --> 00:58:27,961
<b>What? Please.
This hack-tivist doesn't give.</b>

1284
00:58:27,977 --> 00:58:29,673
<b>A flying fairy about gay rights.</b>

1285
00:58:29,745 --> 00:58:31,941
<b>She just did it to gain
the advantage with you.</b>

1286
00:58:32,014 --> 00:58:34,210
<b>Oh, you mean like what you did
with that male-bait, Christian?</b>

1287
00:58:34,283 --> 00:58:36,616
<b>Whatever! At least I tried
to bribe him with sex.</b>

1288
00:58:36,685 --> 00:58:38,347
<b><font color="
like an actual human being.</b>

1289
00:58:38,621 --> 00:58:40,783
<b>And not some asexual,
neutered little purse puppy.</b>

1290
00:58:40,856 --> 00:58:42,119
<b>Come on, tan. I've had enough.</b>

1291
00:58:42,191 --> 00:58:43,989
<b>Bad-dinner-theater dramatics
for one day.</b>

1292
00:58:44,059 --> 00:58:46,028
<b>We've got a revolution to plan.</b>

1293
00:58:46,095 --> 00:58:48,121
<b>Do not come for my craft, bitch!</b>

1294
00:58:48,197 --> 00:58:50,063
<b><font color="

1295
00:58:50,132 --> 00:58:53,000
<b>Aah!</b>

1296
00:58:53,068 --> 00:58:55,128
<b>Yeah, it sounds great.</b>

1297
00:58:55,204 --> 00:58:58,868
<b>Right. Promise.
No drinks for me.</b>

1298
00:58:58,941 --> 00:59:01,877
<b>See you then, dude.</b>

1299
00:59:03,646 --> 00:59:05,012
<b>Hey.</b>

1300
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:06,946
<b>What's up?</b>

1301
00:59:07,016 --> 00:59:08,382
<b>Not much.</b>

1302
00:59:08,651 --> 00:59:11,052
<b>You're making
quite the stank over prom,</font></b>

1303
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,056
<b>Joining the G.S.A.,
Endorsing your new Bestie.</b>

1304
00:59:14,123 --> 00:59:18,652
<b>I didn't endorse anyone.
I just... It's not fair.</b>

1305
00:59:18,727 --> 00:59:20,787
<b>We should be treated
like everyone else.</b>

1306
00:59:20,863 --> 00:59:25,665
<b>"We"? I mean,
you got to ask me first.</b>

1307
00:59:25,734 --> 00:59:27,794
<b>What are you talking about?</b>

1308
00:59:27,870 --> 00:59:30,863
<b>You and me. Prom.</b>

1309
00:59:30,939 --> 00:59:33,306
<b><font color="

1310
00:59:33,375 --> 00:59:37,142
<b>Caprice set up this thing
with her friend. I just...</b>

1311
00:59:37,212 --> 00:59:39,092
<b>Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who said anything.</b>

1312
00:59:39,148 --> 00:59:40,428
<b>About us going to prom together?</b>

1313
00:59:40,683 --> 00:59:42,879
<b>Just that...
No, no, I was saying,</b>

1314
00:59:42,951 --> 00:59:46,410
<b>Like, if you wanted
a friend to go with,</b>

1315
00:59:46,689 --> 00:59:50,057
<b>But, like, obviously you got
that, you know, taken care of,</font></b>

1316
00:59:50,125 --> 00:59:53,425
<b>So, you know, I hope
your prince charming.</b>

1317
00:59:53,696 --> 00:59:56,723
<b>Gives you everything you want...</b>

1318
00:59:56,799 --> 00:59:57,960
<b>and also crabs.</b>

1319
01:00:10,145 --> 01:00:12,808
<b>I got your Facebook message.</b>

1320
01:00:12,881 --> 01:00:15,817
<b>Why are you wearing sunglasses?</b>

1321
01:00:17,786 --> 01:00:20,221
<b>Does your vocal coach
know you smoke?</b>

1322
01:00:23,192 --> 01:00:25,320
<b><font color="

1323
01:00:25,394 --> 01:00:28,057
<b>Than a very special episode
of "glee."</b>

1324
01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:30,224
<b>I am not!</b>

1325
01:00:30,299 --> 01:00:32,234
<b>What's your point?</b>

1326
01:00:32,301 --> 01:00:35,931
<b>Well, I need a minion,
and you need a diva to worship.</b>

1327
01:00:36,004 --> 01:00:39,236
<b>With Tanner and Fawcett
heading up this fey prom,</b>

1328
01:00:39,308 --> 01:00:40,776
<b>That leaves an opportunity.</b>

1329
01:00:40,843 --> 01:00:42,436
<b><font color="
of the real one.</b>

1330
01:00:42,511 --> 01:00:46,346
<b>So, how would you like to be
my date, maybe even my king?</b>

1331
01:00:48,784 --> 01:00:50,184
<b>All right, if you still
need convincing,</b>

1332
01:00:50,252 --> 01:00:53,154
<b>Check out a pic
of Tanner's prom date.</b>

1333
01:00:53,222 --> 01:00:55,191
<b>He can do better, but I'm in.</b>

1334
01:00:59,361 --> 01:01:00,954
<b>Hi, there. Caprice, you said.</b>

1335
01:01:01,029 --> 01:01:03,157
<b><font color="
you wanted to talk about?</b>

1336
01:01:03,232 --> 01:01:05,360
<b>I do.</b>

1337
01:01:08,437 --> 01:01:10,133
<b>Love your cloak.</b>

1338
01:01:10,205 --> 01:01:11,434
<b>Thanks.</b>

1339
01:01:14,810 --> 01:01:16,938
<b>Support traditional
prom-going values.</b>

1340
01:01:17,012 --> 01:01:21,006
<b>Buy tickets to the official,
school-sanctioned prom.</b>

1341
01:01:21,083 --> 01:01:24,884
<b>Attend the prom by students,
for all students.</b>

1342
01:01:26,855 --> 01:01:28,323
<b><font color="

1343
01:01:28,390 --> 01:01:30,188
<b>No. Um, sorry.</b>

1344
01:01:30,259 --> 01:01:32,389
<b>You're not on our list
of approved students.</b>

1345
01:01:32,415 --> 01:01:32,947
<b>What?</b>

1346
01:01:32,995 --> 01:01:35,863
<b>This being an Indie operation,
we've got very limited space,</b>

1347
01:01:35,931 --> 01:01:38,196
<b>But I'm sure Caprice's
old-fashioned loser dance.</b>

1348
01:01:38,267 --> 01:01:40,896
<b>Has plenty of tickets
available. Thank you.</font></b>

1349
01:01:42,104 --> 01:01:44,005
<b>Fawcett, what the hell was that?!</b>

1350
01:01:44,072 --> 01:01:47,509
<b>Tan, if we want to pull off this
whole gay-inclusive-prom thing,</b>

1351
01:01:47,576 --> 01:01:51,035
<b>We're gonna have to
keep it kind of... exclusive.</b>

1352
01:01:51,113 --> 01:01:53,014
<b>Look, I didn't make up these rules,</b>

1353
01:01:53,081 --> 01:01:54,913
<b>But a fugly prom is a failed prom.</b>

1354
01:01:56,585 --> 01:01:58,520
<b>So wrong.</b>

1355
01:01:58,587 --> 01:02:01,284
<b><font color="

1356
01:02:02,591 --> 01:02:04,423
<b>Thank you.</b>

1357
01:02:04,493 --> 01:02:06,086
<b>I told you. This is crazy.</b>

1358
01:02:06,161 --> 01:02:08,562
<b>It's like freaking
high-school "game of thrones".</b>

1359
01:02:08,831 --> 01:02:10,891
<b>Out here or something.</b>

1360
01:02:10,966 --> 01:02:13,492
<b>Sorry, Ellen Jr.,
But you can't take.</b>

1361
01:02:13,569 --> 01:02:15,265
<b>Your poor man's Portia
to this dance.</b>

1362
01:02:15,337 --> 01:02:17,169
<b><font color="

1363
01:02:17,239 --> 01:02:19,572
<b>You do know that oral
counts as sodomy, right?</b>

1364
01:02:19,842 --> 01:02:23,006
<b>So, with the amount of going
down that goes down at prom,</b>

1365
01:02:23,078 --> 01:02:26,207
<b>You might want to rethink
the concept. Right, Brent?</b>

1366
01:02:26,281 --> 01:02:29,217
<b>By the way, did they change
the official prom song.</b>

1367
01:02:29,284 --> 01:02:31,583
<b>To "trapped in the closet"
just for you?</font></b>

1368
01:02:31,854 --> 01:02:34,016
<b>Nice try, lies-bian,
but I know for a fact.</b>

1369
01:02:34,089 --> 01:02:36,422
<b>That my boo Brent
is as straight as they come.</b>

1370
01:02:36,491 --> 01:02:40,053
<b>Like Kanye or Diddy or Tyler Perry.</b>

1371
01:02:40,128 --> 01:02:42,222
<b>Whatev.</b>

1372
01:02:42,297 --> 01:02:44,926
<b>Er. Whatever.</b>

1373
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:48,368
<b>The full word. I said it all.</b>

1374
01:02:49,872 --> 01:02:52,967
<b><font color="

1375
01:02:53,041 --> 01:02:55,476
<b>Hey, 'Shley,
you know Caprice calls you.</b>

1376
01:02:55,544 --> 01:02:57,570
<b>A Ginger-snatch
behind your back, right?</b>

1377
01:02:57,646 --> 01:02:59,080
<b>She does?</b>

1378
01:02:59,147 --> 01:03:01,173
<b>Well, Fawcett said your religion.</b>

1379
01:03:01,250 --> 01:03:04,049
<b>Is just scientology without
birth control or famous people.</b>

1380
01:03:04,119 --> 01:03:07,089
<b><font color="

1381
01:03:07,155 --> 01:03:09,317
<b>"F" you both.</b>

1382
01:03:09,391 --> 01:03:11,189
<b>She'll be fine.</b>

1383
01:03:11,260 --> 01:03:15,493
<b>And we'll take two tickets to
the 100% totally un-gay prom.</b>

1384
01:03:15,564 --> 01:03:17,192
<b>Thank you.</b>

1385
01:03:18,634 --> 01:03:20,933
<b>Mm. Cute shorts.</b>

1386
01:03:21,003 --> 01:03:22,904
<b>And you.</b>

1387
01:03:22,971 --> 01:03:25,634
<b>I hear you and spigot here
are denying.</b>

1388
01:03:25,908 --> 01:03:28,002
<b><font color="
people tickets.</b>

1389
01:03:28,076 --> 01:03:29,544
<b>Relax, "so-fat."</b>

1390
01:03:29,611 --> 01:03:31,978
<b>You and "memoirs of a gay nerd"
are allowed to come.</b>

1391
01:03:32,047 --> 01:03:35,313
<b>I'm giving you a temporary pass
to the cool kids' table.</b>

1392
01:03:35,384 --> 01:03:37,649
<b>We wouldn't come
if you paid us, Fawcett.</b>

1393
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:40,185
<b>Or should I say "fascist"?</b>

1394
01:03:40,255 --> 01:03:42,247
<b><font color="

1395
01:03:42,324 --> 01:03:45,089
<b>I'll start mourning now.</b>

1396
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:50,360
<b>So-fat! I mean, Sophie...
Damn it... Wait!</b>

1397
01:03:50,432 --> 01:03:52,594
<b>You know what?</b>

1398
01:03:52,668 --> 01:03:56,298
<b>You both have become so much more.</b>

1399
01:03:56,371 --> 01:04:00,240
<b>Than these bitches'
sexless accessories.</b>

1400
01:04:00,309 --> 01:04:03,609
<b>You've become full-blown tools,</b>

1401
01:04:03,679 --> 01:04:06,114
<b><font color="

1402
01:04:07,616 --> 01:04:09,141
<b>Oh.</b>

1403
01:04:14,256 --> 01:04:17,283
<b>Tanner. Tanner.</b>

1404
01:04:17,359 --> 01:04:20,454
<b>Tanner! Tanner!</b>

1405
01:04:20,529 --> 01:04:23,465
<b>Tanner!</b>

1406
01:04:23,532 --> 01:04:25,091
<b>What is your deal?</b>

1407
01:04:25,167 --> 01:04:27,329
<b>I can't do this anymore!
Excuse me?</b>

1408
01:04:27,402 --> 01:04:29,701
<b>The last I checked,
this was all for you.</b>

1409
01:04:29,972 --> 01:04:31,531
<b><font color="

1410
01:04:31,606 --> 01:04:34,440
<b>You know I actually started to
believe that you were my friend?</b>

1411
01:04:34,509 --> 01:04:37,479
<b>But what is this, really?
Am I just some tool to you,</b>

1412
01:04:37,546 --> 01:04:41,176
<b>A wrench so that you can screw
over Caprice and 'Shley?</b>

1413
01:04:41,249 --> 01:04:44,378
<b>Wrenches don't screw things.
God, you are gay.</b>

1414
01:04:44,453 --> 01:04:46,649
<b>But you're right.</b>

1415
01:04:46,722 --> 01:04:50,181
<b><font color="
to keep you to myself.</b>

1416
01:04:50,258 --> 01:04:56,289
<b>After Hamilton dumped me...
Yeah, it's true, he dumped me...</b>

1417
01:04:56,365 --> 01:04:59,028
<b>I thought I needed you
by my side to win.</b>

1418
01:04:59,101 --> 01:05:01,161
<b>But it's different now.</b>

1419
01:05:01,236 --> 01:05:03,569
<b>I really like hanging
out with you...</b>

1420
01:05:03,638 --> 01:05:05,436
<b>for real.</b>

1421
01:05:05,507 --> 01:05:07,476
<b><font color="

1422
01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:09,636
<b>I mean, you're gonna win
queen no matter what.</b>

1423
01:05:09,711 --> 01:05:12,738
<b>Don't be so sure.</b>

1424
01:05:13,015 --> 01:05:15,610
<b>I took a peek at the polling data.</b>

1425
01:05:15,684 --> 01:05:17,243
<b>I rule with the popular kids,</b>

1426
01:05:17,319 --> 01:05:19,311
<b>But the other 90%,
the rest of the school,</b>

1427
01:05:19,388 --> 01:05:22,187
<b><font color="

1428
01:05:22,257 --> 01:05:24,351
<b>I mean, they'd rather
vote for 'Shley.</b>

1429
01:05:24,426 --> 01:05:26,588
<b>At least she's nice.</b>

1430
01:05:26,661 --> 01:05:31,224
<b>Caprice... She's got talent.</b>

1431
01:05:31,299 --> 01:05:32,631
<b>What have I got?</b>

1432
01:05:36,438 --> 01:05:39,340
<b>You have me.</b>

1433
01:05:39,408 --> 01:05:41,104
<b>Really?</b>

1434
01:05:43,145 --> 01:05:45,614
<b>You're more than what people
see on the surface, Fawcett,</font></b>

1435
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,615
<b>And you're the only one
who stood up for me.</b>

1436
01:05:47,682 --> 01:05:51,642
<b>When it really mattered,
so let's make a compromise.</b>

1437
01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:54,053
<b>You let everyone come
to the alterna-prom,</b>

1438
01:05:54,122 --> 01:05:56,182
<b>And I'll make sure that
you get that crown.</b>

1439
01:05:56,258 --> 01:05:57,453
<b>Deal?</b>

1440
01:05:57,526 --> 01:06:00,325
<b>Yeah.</b>

1441
01:06:04,099 --> 01:06:08,799
<b><font color="
to keep our prom gayness-free.</b>

1442
01:06:09,071 --> 01:06:14,567
<b>So, I'm thinking, activity-wise,
how about a promise-ring booth?</b>

1443
01:06:14,643 --> 01:06:16,202
<b>So charming. Love it.</b>

1444
01:06:16,278 --> 01:06:19,112
<b>Promise rings for prom. Cute.</b>

1445
01:06:19,181 --> 01:06:21,309
<b>I've got a little bit of a
different plan, all right?</b>

1446
01:06:21,383 --> 01:06:24,217
<b>Listen up, ladies.
Tanner and Fawcett are poaching.</font></b>

1447
01:06:24,286 --> 01:06:26,255
<b>All the cool kids for
their little pansy prom.</b>

1448
01:06:26,321 --> 01:06:28,415
<b>If we don't act quick, we
won't have enough people.</b>

1449
01:06:28,490 --> 01:06:30,083
<b>For a halfway-decent hokey pokey.</b>

1450
01:06:30,158 --> 01:06:35,461
<b>What we need to do is
start "Prom-oting" prom.</b>

1451
01:06:35,530 --> 01:06:37,055
<b>You feel me?</b>

1452
01:06:37,132 --> 01:06:40,796
<b>Amazing. Whoo! Yeah!</b>

1453
01:06:42,504 --> 01:06:46,669
<b><font color="
be a bit over-the-top, Brent?</b>

1454
01:06:46,741 --> 01:06:51,736
<b>I'm just fighting
flamers with flame.</b>

1455
01:06:51,813 --> 01:06:55,272
<b><i>♪ A day, a day,
would you be kind? ♪</i></b>

1456
01:06:55,350 --> 01:06:58,548
<b><i>♪ Gimme one little more,
and I'll be superfine ♪</i></b>

1457
01:06:58,620 --> 01:07:00,384
<b><i>♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow ♪</i></b>

1458
01:07:00,455 --> 01:07:02,447
<b>Hey. Oh, my god!</b>

1459
01:07:02,524 --> 01:07:04,152
<b><font color="

1460
01:07:04,226 --> 01:07:07,560
<b>I just wanted to tell you how
much I admire your passion.</b>

1461
01:07:07,629 --> 01:07:11,293
<b>You're really... organized.</b>

1462
01:07:11,366 --> 01:07:13,246
<b>I mean, when I heard about
Tanner going to prom.</b>

1463
01:07:13,268 --> 01:07:16,432
<b>With that other dude, I was
totally grossed out, too.</b>

1464
01:07:16,505 --> 01:07:20,340
<b>Right, bro? I mean, like,
two dudes, like...</b>

1465
01:07:20,408 --> 01:07:23,401
<b><font color="

1466
01:07:23,478 --> 01:07:28,849
<b>So, um, do you want to
feel how straight I am?</b>

1467
01:07:30,519 --> 01:07:32,283
<b>Come again.</b>

1468
01:07:35,290 --> 01:07:37,555
<b>Whoa. Is this actually
happening, or is this a dream?</b>

1469
01:07:37,626 --> 01:07:39,595
<b>Because I just changed
my sheets yesterday.</b>

1470
01:07:39,661 --> 01:07:41,357
<b>No, it's real, bro. Oh, my god.</b>

1471
01:07:41,429 --> 01:07:42,727
<b><font color="

1472
01:07:42,797 --> 01:07:45,824
<b>How did you know?
I mean, did Tanner tell you?</b>

1473
01:07:45,901 --> 01:07:47,597
<b>No, dude, I figured it out myself.</b>

1474
01:07:47,669 --> 01:07:49,865
<b>Tanner won't even look at me
since I tried to get with him.</b>

1475
01:07:49,938 --> 01:07:52,305
<b>Mmm. Mmm.
Wait. What am I doing?</b>

1476
01:07:52,374 --> 01:07:53,672
<b>No, no way, no.</b>

1477
01:07:53,742 --> 01:07:56,234
<b>I cannot have Tanner's
rejected sloppy seconds.</font></b>

1478
01:07:56,311 --> 01:07:57,745
<b>I have too much self-respect.</b>

1479
01:07:57,812 --> 01:08:00,281
<b>Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have some anti-gay.</b>

1480
01:08:00,348 --> 01:08:02,340
<b>Prom posters to finish.</b>

1481
01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:04,443
<b>Mmm.</b>

1482
01:08:06,555 --> 01:08:10,458
<b>So close. God damn it!</b>

1483
01:08:11,693 --> 01:08:14,162
<b>I am so sorry.</b>

1484
01:08:14,229 --> 01:08:16,357
<b><i>♪ You got me shrunk like a... ♪</i></b>

1485
01:08:16,431 --> 01:08:19,629
<b><font color="
promenade, not prom-n-aids."</b>

1486
01:08:19,701 --> 01:08:22,398
<b>No one but Brent could
come up with a pun.</b>

1487
01:08:22,470 --> 01:08:24,905
<b>That simultaneously
lame and offensive.</b>

1488
01:08:24,973 --> 01:08:28,171
<b>I told you...
He has officially lost it.</b>

1489
01:08:28,243 --> 01:08:30,178
<b>What the shit were you thinking?!</b>

1490
01:08:30,245 --> 01:08:31,838
<b>This language is unacceptable!</b>

1491
01:08:31,913 --> 01:08:33,677
<b><font color="
a devout Mormon,</b>

1492
01:08:33,748 --> 01:08:37,276
<b>I think the signs are all
totally true and appropriate.</b>

1493
01:08:37,352 --> 01:08:40,880
<b>Oh, in what universe would
"boutonnieres, not butt sex!"</b>

1494
01:08:40,956 --> 01:08:43,516
<b>Be appropriate for a prom slogan?</b>

1495
01:08:43,592 --> 01:08:45,458
<b>Yeah, and "no tossing salads"?</b>

1496
01:08:45,527 --> 01:08:47,792
<b>I got the cafeteria
ladies coming in here.</b>

1497
01:08:47,862 --> 01:08:49,797
<b><font color="

1498
01:08:49,864 --> 01:08:52,299
<b>I've got news
organizations calling me,</b>

1499
01:08:52,367 --> 01:08:54,359
<b>Not to mention the ACLU.</b>

1500
01:08:54,436 --> 01:08:55,699
<b>Facebook!</b>

1501
01:08:55,770 --> 01:08:56,931
<b>People are tweeting about this!</b>

1502
01:08:57,005 --> 01:08:59,372
<b>We... We weren't thinking.</b>

1503
01:08:59,441 --> 01:09:00,932
<b>Well, I'm particularly disappointed.</b>

1504
01:09:01,009 --> 01:09:02,637
<b><font color="

1505
01:09:02,711 --> 01:09:04,543
<b>I expected more of you.</b>

1506
01:09:04,613 --> 01:09:06,411
<b>I was thinking about
suspending you all.</b>

1507
01:09:07,816 --> 01:09:10,217
<b>But instead I'm just
gonna cancel prom.</b>

1508
01:09:10,285 --> 01:09:12,481
<b>Oh, wait, no!
You can't do that!</b>

1509
01:09:12,554 --> 01:09:14,819
<b>Wait a minute. That'll turn
us into social pariahs.</b>

1510
01:09:14,889 --> 01:09:17,324
<b>Yeah, that's not fair. You're
not canceling their prom, too.</font></b>

1511
01:09:17,392 --> 01:09:19,418
<b>That prom is out of principal
Crowe's jurisdiction,</b>

1512
01:09:19,494 --> 01:09:21,895
<b>And its organizers haven't
been promoting a hate.</b>

1513
01:09:21,963 --> 01:09:24,694
<b>Now get out of here before I change
my mind about the suspensions.</b>

1514
01:09:27,302 --> 01:09:28,736
<b>That was terrific restraint.</b>

1515
01:09:28,803 --> 01:09:30,829
<b>Thank you.</b>

1516
01:09:36,778 --> 01:09:40,010
<b>Well, Tanner, looks like we've
now got the only game in town.</font></b>

1517
01:09:40,282 --> 01:09:42,877
<b>Though, Brent, I have
to give you some props.</b>

1518
01:09:42,951 --> 01:09:45,819
<b>Those signs were pretty Hilar.
Later, later.</b>

1519
01:09:45,887 --> 01:09:47,651
<b>Sorry.</b>

1520
01:09:48,823 --> 01:09:50,416
<b>Onward, Christian soldiers.</b>

1521
01:09:50,492 --> 01:09:51,892
<b>They want to cancel our prom?</b>

1522
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:53,553
<b>Then we will organize a protest.</b>

1523
01:09:53,628 --> 01:09:55,927
<b>Of their deviant
dance of debauchery.</font></b>

1524
01:09:55,997 --> 01:09:57,522
<b>She's right, "b."</b>

1525
01:09:57,599 --> 01:10:00,034
<b>The whole "me being prom
queen" ship has sailed.</b>

1526
01:10:00,302 --> 01:10:03,466
<b>But take it from an actress...
If we can't be in the spotlight,</b>

1527
01:10:03,538 --> 01:10:06,007
<b>We can sure make one
hell of a scene.</b>

1528
01:10:06,074 --> 01:10:10,846
<b>Family values!</b>

1529
01:10:10,912 --> 01:10:13,643
<b>Family values! Family...</b>

1530
01:10:13,715 --> 01:10:14,978
<b><font color="

1531
01:10:15,050 --> 01:10:17,713
<b>Those signs that you made
were just so, so mean.</b>

1532
01:10:17,786 --> 01:10:20,312
<b>Babe, I was just trying to
protect our relationship.</b>

1533
01:10:20,388 --> 01:10:22,755
<b>Oh, well, congratulations.
You just did the opposite.</b>

1534
01:10:22,824 --> 01:10:24,793
<b>We are so done-zo.</b>

1535
01:10:27,829 --> 01:10:30,298
<b>Hmm.</b>

1536
01:10:30,365 --> 01:10:31,731
<b>How's it going, guys?</b>

1537
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:33,735
<b><font color="

1538
01:10:33,802 --> 01:10:35,737
<b>We've devised a genius
way to take "tan lines".</b>

1539
01:10:35,804 --> 01:10:37,295
<b>Down a few notches.</b>

1540
01:10:37,372 --> 01:10:39,068
<b>And knock "fawce-slut"
off her horse high.</b>

1541
01:10:39,341 --> 01:10:40,866
<b>Okay, so, while you
crazy Christians.</b>

1542
01:10:40,942 --> 01:10:42,843
<b>Are outside protesting,
Caprice and I will.</b>

1543
01:10:42,911 --> 01:10:44,777
<b>Infiltrate the prom
in killer ensembles.</font></b>

1544
01:10:44,846 --> 01:10:46,075
<b>James bond. Hello.</b>

1545
01:10:46,348 --> 01:10:47,868
<b>And the moment that
Tanner and Fawcett.</b>

1546
01:10:47,882 --> 01:10:51,649
<b>Are crowned king and queen,
we douse them with this.</b>

1547
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:53,621
<b>It'll be very Stephen
king's "Carrie".</b>

1548
01:10:53,688 --> 01:10:55,384
<b>Meets Mariah Carey's "glitter."</b>

1549
01:10:55,457 --> 01:10:57,016
<b>Tanner will hate it.</b>

1550
01:10:57,092 --> 01:10:59,084
<b><font color="
fourth grade, I accidentally,</b>

1551
01:10:59,361 --> 01:11:00,852
<b>Like spilled glitter on
him in arts and crafts.</b>

1552
01:11:00,929 --> 01:11:02,693
<b>He didn't talk to me
for like a month.</b>

1553
01:11:02,764 --> 01:11:04,630
<b>It's like the longest he and I
have ever gone without speaking,</b>

1554
01:11:04,699 --> 01:11:06,930
<b>You know, up until now.</b>

1555
01:11:07,001 --> 01:11:08,492
<b>And Fawcett will be picking it.</b>

1556
01:11:08,570 --> 01:11:10,869
<b><font color="
Goldilocks for months.</b>

1557
01:11:10,939 --> 01:11:13,465
<b>With any luck, she'll have to
shave it back like Britney.</b>

1558
01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:15,601
<b>Yeah! I love it!</b>

1559
01:11:15,677 --> 01:11:17,373
<b>Great scheming, guys.</b>

1560
01:11:17,445 --> 01:11:19,914
<b>I'm just so glad we're
friends now, Caprice.</b>

1561
01:11:19,981 --> 01:11:22,007
<b>I've always wanted an S.B.F.</b>

1562
01:11:22,083 --> 01:11:23,551
<b>An S.B.F.?</b>

1563
01:11:23,618 --> 01:11:25,553
<b><font color="
- Duh.</b>

1564
01:11:28,656 --> 01:11:31,558
<b>As Brent and Caprice plotted,</b>

1565
01:11:31,626 --> 01:11:32,958
<b>I realized I had my own.</b>

1566
01:11:33,027 --> 01:11:35,724
<b>Unfinished business
to take care of.</b>

1567
01:11:35,797 --> 01:11:36,958
<b>Hey.</b>

1568
01:11:37,031 --> 01:11:39,523
<b>I-I mean, hey.</b>

1569
01:11:39,601 --> 01:11:42,070
<b>I've got something to say.</b>

1570
01:11:42,137 --> 01:11:45,596
<b>Tanner, honey, what is it?
You need a snack.</font></b>

1571
01:11:45,673 --> 01:11:47,665
<b>No, Shannon, I'm not hungry.</b>

1572
01:11:47,742 --> 01:11:49,370
<b>I, um...</b>

1573
01:11:49,444 --> 01:11:51,106
<b>I've got something
to tell you both,</b>

1574
01:11:51,179 --> 01:11:53,375
<b>And I don't care if
you like it or not.</b>

1575
01:11:54,816 --> 01:11:56,148
<b>Tanner?</b>

1576
01:11:56,418 --> 01:11:58,080
<b>Honey, what is it?</b>

1577
01:12:00,088 --> 01:12:01,750
<b>I, um...</b>

1578
01:12:01,823 --> 01:12:03,951
<b>so, I'm... I'm not
actually going to the prom.</font></b>

1579
01:12:04,025 --> 01:12:05,653
<b>With Fawcett tomorrow.</b>

1580
01:12:05,727 --> 01:12:09,823
<b>I mean, she's driving me,
but I've got another date...</b>

1581
01:12:09,898 --> 01:12:11,161
<b>A boy.</b>

1582
01:12:11,433 --> 01:12:13,163
<b>I like boys.</b>

1583
01:12:14,669 --> 01:12:17,070
<b>Well, I mean, not boys,
like... Gross.</b>

1584
01:12:17,138 --> 01:12:19,937
<b>Men. Men. Like men my own age.</b>

1585
01:12:20,008 --> 01:12:23,638
<b>And so did Abraham Lincoln.
I read that somewhere.</font></b>

1586
01:12:23,711 --> 01:12:26,613
<b>And he was, like,
the best republican ever,</b>

1587
01:12:26,681 --> 01:12:29,082
<b>So you should probably
say something.</b>

1588
01:12:29,150 --> 01:12:31,745
<b>Before I keep saying more things.</b>

1589
01:12:34,722 --> 01:12:36,418
<b>Tanner...</b>

1590
01:12:36,491 --> 01:12:37,982
<b>we know.</b>

1591
01:12:40,528 --> 01:12:42,019
<b>Y-You what?</b>

1592
01:12:42,096 --> 01:12:44,088
<b>We know.</b>

1593
01:12:44,165 --> 01:12:45,963
<b><font color="

1594
01:12:46,034 --> 01:12:49,630
<b>Although your claims
about Abraham Lincoln</b>

1595
01:12:49,704 --> 01:12:51,935
<b>I don't think are
entirely substantiated.</b>

1596
01:12:52,006 --> 01:12:53,440
<b>Tanner, sweetie.</b>

1597
01:12:53,508 --> 01:12:55,909
<b>I mean, you haven't been
completely consistent.</b>

1598
01:12:55,977 --> 01:12:57,741
<b>In clearing the internet history.</b>

1599
01:12:57,812 --> 01:13:00,680
<b>We've seen some stuff.</b>

1600
01:13:00,748 --> 01:13:02,717
<b><font color="

1601
01:13:02,784 --> 01:13:04,685
<b>I mean, who knew that that even...
Oh, my god.</b>

1602
01:13:04,752 --> 01:13:07,517
<b>Anyway, so, you're 100%.</b>

1603
01:13:07,589 --> 01:13:10,115
<b>Completely allergic
to the lady parts.</b>

1604
01:13:10,191 --> 01:13:13,184
<b>That's fine!
Who cares? It's okay.</b>

1605
01:13:13,261 --> 01:13:15,856
<b>I- I-I could be Bi.</b>

1606
01:13:15,930 --> 01:13:17,865
<b>Yeah, right!</b>

1607
01:13:17,932 --> 01:13:19,833
<b><font color="

1608
01:13:19,901 --> 01:13:23,838
<b>Okay, well, um...</b>

1609
01:13:23,905 --> 01:13:26,170
<b>so, good, I guess, then.</b>

1610
01:13:26,241 --> 01:13:29,507
<b>I'm... I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go.</b>

1611
01:13:29,577 --> 01:13:31,011
<b>Tanner, honey, do you need a snack?</b>

1612
01:13:31,079 --> 01:13:33,048
<b>You're skinny.</b>

1613
01:13:33,114 --> 01:13:35,140
<b>He could be bi.</b>

1614
01:13:35,216 --> 01:13:36,684
<b>Coastal.</b>

1615
01:13:38,953 --> 01:13:40,888
<b><font color="

1616
01:13:42,857 --> 01:13:44,519
<b>Oh, that's cute.</b>

1617
01:13:44,592 --> 01:13:48,029
<b>Oh, that's so prom. Yes.</b>

1618
01:13:55,203 --> 01:13:58,640
<b><i>♪ Oh, ooh-ooh-oh ♪</i></b>

1619
01:13:58,706 --> 01:14:01,005
<b><i>♪ Ooh-ooh-oh, oh ♪</i></b>

1620
01:14:01,075 --> 01:14:02,668
<b>Girl, you look great.</b>

1621
01:14:02,744 --> 01:14:04,007
<b>Hey, girl.</b>

1622
01:14:04,078 --> 01:14:06,638
<b>I was talking to my son.</b>

1623
01:14:06,714 --> 01:14:08,774
<b><font color="

1624
01:14:08,850 --> 01:14:10,751
<b><i>♪ Oh ♪</i></b>

1625
01:14:10,818 --> 01:14:11,877
<b>Ready?</b>

1626
01:14:11,953 --> 01:14:13,922
<b>Yeah. Let's do this.</b>

1627
01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:16,048
<b><i>♪ Don't you think it's time ♪</i></b>

1628
01:14:16,124 --> 01:14:21,222
<b><i>♪ For you and me to
make some history? ♪</i></b>

1629
01:14:21,296 --> 01:14:22,924
<b><i>♪ Tell me now what you say ♪</i></b>

1630
01:14:22,997 --> 01:14:25,125
<b>Cheese!</b>

1631
01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:27,600
<b><font color="

1632
01:14:27,669 --> 01:14:28,669
<b><i>♪ We can take anything ♪</i></b>

1633
01:14:28,736 --> 01:14:30,728
<b>Caprice, I'm impressed.</b>

1634
01:14:30,805 --> 01:14:34,901
<b>I mean, you look very convincing.</b>

1635
01:14:38,746 --> 01:14:42,239
<b><i>♪ When times are hard
we'll smile and say ♪</i></b>

1636
01:14:42,317 --> 01:14:45,253
<b><i>♪ We're not afraid of anything ♪</i></b>

1637
01:14:45,320 --> 01:14:48,552
<b><i>♪ 'Cause we feel young and wild ♪</i></b>

1638
01:14:48,623 --> 01:14:50,148
<b><font color="

1639
01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:52,591
<b>Darling, can I just...
Just want...</b>

1640
01:14:52,660 --> 01:14:55,323
<b>Listen, I just wanted to say
that I don't know what,</b>

1641
01:14:55,597 --> 01:14:57,623
<b>You know, all this
is and I don't...</b>

1642
01:14:57,699 --> 01:15:00,328
<b>Whatever... Whatever
you want to call yourself.</b>

1643
01:15:00,602 --> 01:15:07,602
<b>I mean, the bottom line is
your mom loves you very much,</b>

1644
01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:10,640
<b><font color="

1645
01:15:10,712 --> 01:15:13,147
<b>Where it's really
kind of ridiculous.</b>

1646
01:15:13,214 --> 01:15:15,706
<b>It's almost embarrassing.
A lot.</b>

1647
01:15:15,783 --> 01:15:19,220
<b>So, please just know that, darling.</b>

1648
01:15:19,287 --> 01:15:22,655
<b>Thanks. I love you, too.</b>

1649
01:15:22,724 --> 01:15:24,283
<b>Oh, gosh, honey.
Thank you so much.</b>

1650
01:15:24,359 --> 01:15:27,193
<b>Here, I don't want to... I don't
want to smudge your makeup.</font></b>

1651
01:15:27,261 --> 01:15:29,321
<b>Shall surely be put to death!</b>

1652
01:15:30,832 --> 01:15:34,769
<b>Prepare ye... for the infidels.</b>

1653
01:15:36,137 --> 01:15:37,867
<b>Finally. Where have you been?</b>

1654
01:15:37,939 --> 01:15:40,773
<b>And why are you wearing that?</b>

1655
01:15:40,842 --> 01:15:44,142
<b>You're bailing on me to go
after that latter-day skank.</b>

1656
01:15:44,212 --> 01:15:45,703
<b>'Shley dumped 'topher.</b>

1657
01:15:45,780 --> 01:15:48,045
<b><font color="
To escort her to prom.</b>

1658
01:15:48,116 --> 01:15:50,381
<b>She still seems to
think that I'm gay,</b>

1659
01:15:50,652 --> 01:15:53,053
<b>Despite our little
dry-humping session.</b>

1660
01:15:53,121 --> 01:15:56,091
<b>The indignities and humiliations
a guy will go through.</b>

1661
01:15:56,157 --> 01:15:58,058
<b>Just for some Mormon ginge-muff.</b>

1662
01:15:58,126 --> 01:16:01,790
<b>You really are a
flaming heterosexual.</b>

1663
01:16:01,863 --> 01:16:03,195
<b><font color="

1664
01:16:03,264 --> 01:16:05,256
<b>Seriously, Sophe, can
you do me a huge favor.</b>

1665
01:16:05,333 --> 01:16:06,858
<b>And cover prom for the gazette?</b>

1666
01:16:06,934 --> 01:16:09,028
<b>No. Come on! Please.</b>

1667
01:16:09,103 --> 01:16:10,401
<b>You, of all people, know.</b>

1668
01:16:10,672 --> 01:16:12,402
<b>That this insanity needs
to be documented.</b>

1669
01:16:12,674 --> 01:16:16,839
<b>And, uh, well, I might
have my hands full.</b>

1670
01:16:16,911 --> 01:16:18,351
<b><font color="

1671
01:16:18,379 --> 01:16:20,109
<b>To get into her sham of a dance.</b>

1672
01:16:20,181 --> 01:16:22,878
<b>Comped press passes.</b>

1673
01:16:22,950 --> 01:16:26,682
<b>Fine, but I'm only going
if there are appetizers.</b>

1674
01:16:26,754 --> 01:16:28,416
<b>Yes!</b>

1675
01:16:28,690 --> 01:16:30,784
<b>Don't hug me. Come on.</b>

1676
01:16:35,763 --> 01:16:37,425
<b>Aww!</b>

1677
01:16:37,699 --> 01:16:38,894
<b>You're doing it again.</b>

1678
01:16:38,966 --> 01:16:40,400
<b><font color="

1679
01:16:40,468 --> 01:16:42,960
<b>That noise girls make when they
see two gay guys together.</b>

1680
01:16:43,037 --> 01:16:45,404
<b>Yeah, it's the same
annoying sound people make.</b>

1681
01:16:45,473 --> 01:16:48,102
<b>When they see cute animals
dressed in human clothes.</b>

1682
01:16:48,176 --> 01:16:51,237
<b>Ew, gross. Barf.
Is that better?</b>

1683
01:16:51,312 --> 01:16:54,282
<b>Much.</b>

1684
01:16:54,348 --> 01:16:55,714
<b>You're all gonna burn!</b>

1685
01:16:55,783 --> 01:16:57,718
<b><font color="

1686
01:16:57,785 --> 01:16:59,151
<b>Ever read the bible?!</b>

1687
01:16:59,220 --> 01:17:01,246
<b>"Do not lie with a man as
one lies with a woman!</b>

1688
01:17:01,322 --> 01:17:03,154
<b>It is an abomination!"</b>

1689
01:17:03,224 --> 01:17:05,352
<b>Abomination!</b>

1690
01:17:05,426 --> 01:17:07,156
<b>You're all going to hell!</b>

1691
01:17:11,733 --> 01:17:13,429
<b>That's right, bitches.</b>

1692
01:17:13,501 --> 01:17:15,367
<b><font color="
with double the 'mo.</b>

1693
01:17:15,436 --> 01:17:18,201
<b>And this one's imported.</b>

1694
01:17:44,932 --> 01:17:46,958
<b>Take my picture!
Please, please take my picture!</b>

1695
01:18:20,301 --> 01:18:21,826
<b>Caprice.</b>

1696
01:18:21,903 --> 01:18:23,337
<b>Brent.</b>

1697
01:18:23,404 --> 01:18:25,373
<b>Funny seeing you here.</b>

1698
01:18:25,439 --> 01:18:27,237
<b>Welcome.</b>

1699
01:18:27,308 --> 01:18:29,072
<b>We've seen the error of our ways.</b>

1700
01:18:29,143 --> 01:18:30,839
<b><font color="
see you both crowned.</b>

1701
01:18:30,912 --> 01:18:33,973
<b>You guys really deserve it.
Truly.</b>

1702
01:18:34,048 --> 01:18:36,017
<b>See, you guys?
It all worked out.</b>

1703
01:18:36,083 --> 01:18:37,779
<b>We all have our very own G.B.F.</b>

1704
01:18:37,852 --> 01:18:40,447
<b>Actually, we're not all G.B.F.'s.</b>

1705
01:18:40,521 --> 01:18:42,922
<b>Right... Brent's 100%,
grade- "A" hetero.</b>

1706
01:18:42,990 --> 01:18:45,425
<b>Sure he is.</b>

1707
01:18:54,435 --> 01:18:56,131
<b><font color="

1708
01:18:56,204 --> 01:18:58,469
<b><i>♪ But I'm more than
plastic, I show it off... ♪</i></b>

1709
01:18:58,539 --> 01:19:00,167
<b>Well, hey, there, prom date.</b>

1710
01:19:00,241 --> 01:19:01,470
<b>Hey.</b>

1711
01:19:01,542 --> 01:19:03,807
<b>So, is this not the
lamest thing ever?</b>

1712
01:19:03,878 --> 01:19:05,403
<b>I didn't know we were gonna be.</b>

1713
01:19:05,479 --> 01:19:07,448
<b>Your girlfriend's
matching corsages.</b>

1714
01:19:07,515 --> 01:19:10,542
<b><font color="
Sorry about that.</b>

1715
01:19:10,618 --> 01:19:12,883
<b>You want to get out of here?</b>

1716
01:19:12,954 --> 01:19:16,447
<b>I know a place where we could...
get to know each other.</b>

1717
01:19:16,524 --> 01:19:19,858
<b>Yeah, that sounds awesome.
I just feel like I should.</b>

1718
01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:22,021
<b>Really stay here for Fawcett's
sake, you know, 'cause...</b>

1719
01:19:22,096 --> 01:19:23,291
<b>Tanner... She's like...</b>

1720
01:19:23,364 --> 01:19:24,889
<b><font color="

1721
01:19:24,966 --> 01:19:26,992
<b>Tanner... And... Hmm?</b>

1722
01:19:27,068 --> 01:19:31,062
<b>I get it. You're not there yet.</b>

1723
01:19:31,138 --> 01:19:34,870
<b>So, if you don't mind,
I'm... I'm gonna bounce.</b>

1724
01:19:36,177 --> 01:19:37,338
<b>Okay.</b>

1725
01:19:40,014 --> 01:19:41,846
<b>Night.</b>

1726
01:19:41,916 --> 01:19:43,544
<b>Sure.</b>

1727
01:19:53,527 --> 01:19:55,359
<b>These ways, for this
is how the nations</b>

1728
01:19:55,429 --> 01:19:57,421
<b><font color="
you became defiled.</b>

1729
01:19:57,498 --> 01:19:58,051
<b>Nice!</b>

1730
01:19:58,077 --> 01:20:00,288
<b>As the land was defiled,
I came to punish it,</b>

1731
01:20:00,334 --> 01:20:02,132
<b>And it has vomited
out its inhabitants.</b>

1732
01:20:02,203 --> 01:20:04,263
<b>You shall keep my promises...
See ya.</b>

1733
01:20:09,410 --> 01:20:11,072
<b>What are you doing?</b>

1734
01:20:11,145 --> 01:20:14,411
<b>I feel a monster
stress zit coming on.</b>

1735
01:20:14,482 --> 01:20:16,041
<b><font color="
can feel it coming.</b>

1736
01:20:16,117 --> 01:20:17,608
<b>And there's nothing you
can do to stop it?</b>

1737
01:20:17,685 --> 01:20:19,017
<b>Let me look.</b>

1738
01:20:20,221 --> 01:20:22,315
<b>Okay, well, I do see it.</b>

1739
01:20:22,390 --> 01:20:25,189
<b>The good news is it won't
surface for a few hours.</b>

1740
01:20:25,259 --> 01:20:26,591
<b>Thanks.</b>

1741
01:20:26,661 --> 01:20:29,153
<b>But if things run late
with posh spice,</b>

1742
01:20:29,230 --> 01:20:31,893
<b><font color="
to love you, zits and all.</b>

1743
01:20:31,966 --> 01:20:35,903
<b>Not gonna happen. He bailed.</b>

1744
01:20:35,970 --> 01:20:38,496
<b>I guess I spent all this
time being a G.B.F.</b>

1745
01:20:38,572 --> 01:20:42,270
<b>And never actually learned
how to be a real, live gay.</b>

1746
01:20:42,343 --> 01:20:47,145
<b>Well, it sounds to me like
he doesn't deserve you.</b>

1747
01:20:48,983 --> 01:20:53,444
<b>I just miss you guys so much.</b>

1748
01:20:53,521 --> 01:20:55,581
<b><font color="

1749
01:20:55,656 --> 01:20:58,057
<b>I don't know what happened to me.</b>

1750
01:20:58,125 --> 01:21:01,493
<b>I just... Just got s-scared.</b>

1751
01:21:01,562 --> 01:21:03,394
<b>Not to mention blinded by the flash.</b>

1752
01:21:03,464 --> 01:21:05,456
<b>Of bleached teeth and hair?</b>

1753
01:21:05,533 --> 01:21:08,435
<b>Tanner?</b>

1754
01:21:08,502 --> 01:21:11,438
<b>Our crowning moment
is only minutes away.</b>

1755
01:21:16,544 --> 01:21:18,708
<b><font color="

1756
01:21:18,980 --> 01:21:21,279
<b>Okay, hello there,
ladies and gentlemen,</b>

1757
01:21:21,349 --> 01:21:23,443
<b>And, uh, everything in between.</b>

1758
01:21:23,517 --> 01:21:26,009
<b>This is it, babes.
This is our moment.</b>

1759
01:21:26,087 --> 01:21:28,386
<b>T-Fawce is gonna dominate.</b>

1760
01:21:31,392 --> 01:21:36,421
<b>This is it, our moment.
T-Fawce is gonna eat it.</b>

1761
01:21:36,497 --> 01:21:38,557
<b><font color="

1762
01:21:38,632 --> 01:21:41,534
<b>It is my pleasure to
announce this year's,</b>

1763
01:21:41,602 --> 01:21:44,572
<b>Uh, prom king and queen
of north gateway's first.</b>

1764
01:21:44,638 --> 01:21:48,632
<b>"L-G-B-T-Q-A</b>

1765
01:21:48,709 --> 01:21:51,679
<b>And every other letter you can
think of"- Inclusive prom.</b>

1766
01:21:51,746 --> 01:21:55,342
<b>So, without further ado...</b>

1767
01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:02,256
<b><font color="

1768
01:22:03,491 --> 01:22:04,720
<b>T-Fawce!</b>

1769
01:22:07,061 --> 01:22:08,757
<b>Tanner and Fawcett!</b>

1770
01:22:09,030 --> 01:22:11,397
<b>Wow.</b>

1771
01:22:16,604 --> 01:22:19,574
<b>Congratulations. Well deserved.</b>

1772
01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:22,007
<b>Let me know when you think
they're in position.</b>

1773
01:22:22,076 --> 01:22:23,203
<b>Congratulations.</b>

1774
01:22:23,277 --> 01:22:24,370
<b>We love you, Tanner.</b>

1775
01:22:24,445 --> 01:22:25,606
<b><font color="

1776
01:22:25,679 --> 01:22:28,012
<b>Oh, my goodness.
This is such a surprise.</b>

1777
01:22:28,082 --> 01:22:29,710
<b>Fawcett, I want to say something.</b>

1778
01:22:29,784 --> 01:22:31,685
<b>Okay.</b>

1779
01:22:31,752 --> 01:22:33,721
<b>You're fierce!</b>

1780
01:22:33,788 --> 01:22:36,519
<b>This is for you.</b>

1781
01:22:36,590 --> 01:22:38,582
<b>Wait. Give him a second.</b>

1782
01:22:38,659 --> 01:22:41,219
<b>We love you, T-Fawce!</b>

1783
01:22:41,295 --> 01:22:42,729
<b><font color="

1784
01:22:42,797 --> 01:22:47,326
<b>For making me king
of this gay prom.</b>

1785
01:22:47,401 --> 01:22:50,394
<b>Oh, my god, he's doing it.
He's going full Lohan.</b>

1786
01:22:50,471 --> 01:22:55,068
<b>I don't want to be
king of the gay prom.</b>

1787
01:22:55,142 --> 01:23:01,548
<b>Or be a gay best friend
or get gay-married.</b>

1788
01:23:01,615 --> 01:23:04,278
<b>I just want to go to prom,</b>

1789
01:23:04,351 --> 01:23:09,346
<b><font color="
married, maybe.</b>

1790
01:23:09,423 --> 01:23:14,225
<b>You all see me more as
an object or a symbol.</b>

1791
01:23:14,295 --> 01:23:17,356
<b>I guess I've been
guilty of that myself.</b>

1792
01:23:17,431 --> 01:23:21,664
<b>I used my friends as
shields to hide behind.</b>

1793
01:23:24,205 --> 01:23:27,334
<b>I had friends who cared about me,</b>

1794
01:23:27,408 --> 01:23:31,140
<b>Whether I was gay or whatever.</b>

1795
01:23:33,848 --> 01:23:39,412
<b><font color="
I shared everything with.</b>

1796
01:23:39,487 --> 01:23:43,754
<b>And all I want is...
I mean, I'd give anything.</b>

1797
01:23:43,824 --> 01:23:47,591
<b>To just be his loyal
sidekick again.</b>

1798
01:23:52,266 --> 01:23:53,791
<b>Thank you very much.</b>

1799
01:23:58,139 --> 01:24:01,166
<b>Well, that's just sweeter
than a pug in a sundress.</b>

1800
01:24:01,242 --> 01:24:02,335
<b>Oh, no!</b>

1801
01:24:08,449 --> 01:24:10,350
<b>Oh, my god.</b>

1802
01:24:20,928 --> 01:24:23,295
<b><font color="

1803
01:24:23,364 --> 01:24:26,459
<b>Brent! Jesus. Are you okay?</b>

1804
01:24:26,534 --> 01:24:27,866
<b>Thought you could upstage me.</b>

1805
01:24:27,935 --> 01:24:29,836
<b>With a classic
"what I learned" speech?</b>

1806
01:24:29,904 --> 01:24:33,170
<b>Amateur.</b>

1807
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,141
<b>So, Brent burst out of the closet.</b>

1808
01:24:35,209 --> 01:24:38,338
<b>In an explosion of glitter,
just like he always wanted,</b>

1809
01:24:38,412 --> 01:24:39,903
<b><font color="

1810
01:24:40,181 --> 01:24:41,740
<b>Caprice, mission accomplished?</b>

1811
01:24:41,815 --> 01:24:43,613
<b>Uh, not yet.</b>

1812
01:24:43,684 --> 01:24:46,381
<b>Okay, y'all made your point.</b>

1813
01:24:46,453 --> 01:24:49,617
<b>I made mine.
Now we all have a choice.</b>

1814
01:24:49,690 --> 01:24:51,531
<b>You can stay out here,
bored out of your minds.</b>

1815
01:24:51,592 --> 01:24:53,552
<b>And freezing your asses off
with this crazy bitch.</font></b>

1816
01:24:53,594 --> 01:24:56,428
<b>Or you can come inside
and dance your asses off.</b>

1817
01:24:56,497 --> 01:24:58,432
<b>With this crazy bitch.</b>

1818
01:24:58,499 --> 01:25:00,060
<b>I mean, do you really
want to go heaven.</b>

1819
01:25:00,201 --> 01:25:02,121
<b>If it's filled with nothing
but psychos like her?</b>

1820
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:06,566
<b>That's what I thought.</b>

1821
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:08,370
<b>Let's go.</b>

1822
01:25:08,442 --> 01:25:11,207
<b>Suit yourselves!
Run toward damnation!</font></b>

1823
01:25:11,278 --> 01:25:13,338
<b>I'll see you all in hell!</b>

1824
01:25:13,414 --> 01:25:16,213
<b>I mean, I won't see you
'cause I won't be there,</b>

1825
01:25:16,283 --> 01:25:18,752
<b>But there's probably, like,
a window or something.</b>

1826
01:25:18,819 --> 01:25:21,721
<b>Where people in heaven can
look down to people in hell!</b>

1827
01:25:21,789 --> 01:25:26,750
<b>And I'll see you through
that hell window... thing!</b>

1828
01:25:26,827 --> 01:25:29,387
<b><font color="

1829
01:25:29,463 --> 01:25:32,627
<b><i>♪ It's not just all physical ♪</i></b>

1830
01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:34,328
<b>How about an H.J.?</b>

1831
01:25:34,401 --> 01:25:36,336
<b><i>♪ Drop that beat, bitch ♪</i></b>

1832
01:25:36,403 --> 01:25:41,239
<b><i>♪ It's hook, man, hey, hey, hey ♪</i></b>

1833
01:25:41,308 --> 01:25:43,800
<b><i>♪ My name is Heven ♪</i></b>

1834
01:25:43,877 --> 01:25:45,607
<b><i>♪ My gay best friend,
my gay best friend ♪</i></b>

1835
01:25:45,679 --> 01:25:47,841
<b><font color="

1836
01:25:47,915 --> 01:25:49,907
<b><i>♪ We hit the club,
we hit the club ♪</i></b>

1837
01:25:49,984 --> 01:25:51,816
<b><i>♪ We drop it low, we drop it low ♪</i></b>

1838
01:25:51,885 --> 01:25:54,218
<b><i>♪ He always gets, he always gets ♪</i></b>

1839
01:25:54,288 --> 01:25:55,881
<b>So, I went down in history.</b>

1840
01:25:55,956 --> 01:25:58,448
<b>As the first kid in our
school to come out,</b>

1841
01:25:58,525 --> 01:26:01,620
<b><font color="
because, as it turns out,</b>

1842
01:26:01,695 --> 01:26:04,927
<b>The closet and high school
are kind of the same thing.</b>

1843
01:26:04,999 --> 01:26:07,366
<b>They're both something
you can't wait to escape.</b>

1844
01:26:07,434 --> 01:26:09,767
<b>But are scared to death
of what lies beyond.</b>

1845
01:26:09,837 --> 01:26:11,999
<b>They both make you kind of insane,</b>

1846
01:26:12,273 --> 01:26:14,606
<b>Cause you to take on
a secret identity,</font></b>

1847
01:26:14,675 --> 01:26:17,474
<b>Or make you confused...</b>

1848
01:26:17,544 --> 01:26:21,447
<b>or mean...</b>

1849
01:26:21,515 --> 01:26:22,983
<b>or crazy horny, even.</b>

1850
01:26:23,050 --> 01:26:24,985
<b>Sweet Joseph smith, you are sexy.</b>

1851
01:26:25,052 --> 01:26:27,817
<b>You too.</b>

1852
01:26:27,888 --> 01:26:29,720
<b>You're out, right?</b>

1853
01:26:29,790 --> 01:26:31,759
<b>For a face like yours,
I'll out myself.</b>

1854
01:26:31,825 --> 01:26:34,920
<b>To the entire Mormon
tabernacle choi...</font></b>

1855
01:26:34,995 --> 01:26:37,362
<b>When you're in, every little thing.</b>

1856
01:26:37,431 --> 01:26:38,956
<b>Just seems like the hugest deal,</b>

1857
01:26:39,033 --> 01:26:40,501
<b>But once you're out, well,</b>

1858
01:26:40,567 --> 01:26:42,729
<b>You wonder why you
ever made such a fuss.</b>

1859
01:26:42,803 --> 01:26:45,967
<b>And while things still suck
every once in a while,</b>

1860
01:26:46,040 --> 01:26:49,602
<b>When you finally leave both
the closet and high school,</font></b>

1861
01:26:49,677 --> 01:26:51,873
<b>Everything just kind of...</b>

1862
01:26:51,945 --> 01:26:53,880
<b>sucks less.</b>

1863
01:26:53,947 --> 01:26:55,779
<b>So, now that you're out...</b>

1864
01:26:55,849 --> 01:26:57,374
<b>I am?</b>

1865
01:26:57,451 --> 01:27:00,387
<b>What about us?</b>

1866
01:27:00,454 --> 01:27:01,854
<b>Us?</b>

1867
01:27:01,922 --> 01:27:03,618
<b>Mm-hmm.</b>

1868
01:27:03,691 --> 01:27:06,024
<b>Well, I just... I was... Huh?</b>

1869
01:27:06,093 --> 01:27:09,063
<b><font color="

1870
01:27:09,330 --> 01:27:10,764
<b>I was thinking...</b>

1871
01:27:10,831 --> 01:27:12,026
<b>mm-hmm.</b>

1872
01:27:12,099 --> 01:27:14,295
<b>You know, if we ended
up together...</b>

1873
01:27:14,368 --> 01:27:15,563
<b>Which we totally would.</b>

1874
01:27:15,636 --> 01:27:18,071
<b>If this were a classic
high-school movie.</b>

1875
01:27:18,339 --> 01:27:19,602
<b>Right, and, you know,</b>

1876
01:27:19,673 --> 01:27:21,505
<b>But we don't get to kiss
as the credits roll.</font></b>

1877
01:27:21,575 --> 01:27:23,544
<b>Well, we got to,
you know, keep going.</b>

1878
01:27:23,610 --> 01:27:26,774
<b>Maybe we'd last a few months...</b>

1879
01:27:26,847 --> 01:27:28,076
<b>Right... A year.</b>

1880
01:27:28,349 --> 01:27:30,375
<b>And then what?
Then we go to college.</b>

1881
01:27:30,451 --> 01:27:32,647
<b>And then I cheat on
you and it's awkward.</b>

1882
01:27:32,720 --> 01:27:34,586
<b>And I lose you forever.</b>

1883
01:27:34,655 --> 01:27:37,420
<b><font color="

1884
01:27:37,491 --> 01:27:41,952
<b>Instead of satisfying our
teenage horniness...</b>

1885
01:27:42,029 --> 01:27:47,798
<b>instead of risking
having you as my B.F.,</b>

1886
01:27:47,868 --> 01:27:51,737
<b>I'd rather keep you
forever as my B.F.F.</b>

1887
01:27:53,540 --> 01:27:55,736
<b>Go "f" yourself.</b>

1888
01:27:57,845 --> 01:28:00,974
<b><i>♪ But now I've come back again ♪</i></b>

1889
01:28:01,048 --> 01:28:04,917
<b>So, after Brent had made
his gayness official,</font></b>

1890
01:28:04,985 --> 01:28:06,544
<b>'Shley and Glenn won cutest couple.</b>

1891
01:28:06,620 --> 01:28:09,351
<b>When he came out as
irrefutably straight.</b>

1892
01:28:09,423 --> 01:28:11,688
<b>And she came out as
a total rice queen.</b>

1893
01:28:11,759 --> 01:28:14,490
<b>But it took us a bit longer to
convince Fawcett to come out.</b>

1894
01:28:14,561 --> 01:28:18,020
<b>As a chemistry nerd with
a secret nice streak.</b>

1895
01:28:18,098 --> 01:28:19,589
<b>Oh, my god!</b>

1896
01:28:19,666 --> 01:28:21,897
<b><font color="
to Sarah Lawrence.</b>

1897
01:28:21,969 --> 01:28:23,961
<b>After she published a
well-regarded analysis.</b>

1898
01:28:24,037 --> 01:28:25,437
<b>Of the adolescent propensity.</b>

1899
01:28:25,506 --> 01:28:27,600
<b>For self-perpetuated
objectification.</b>

1900
01:28:27,674 --> 01:28:31,441
<b>And Brent and Caprice
were voted most dramatic,</b>

1901
01:28:31,512 --> 01:28:33,606
<b>Which... Let's face it...
Is basically short-hand.</b>

1902
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:36,411
<b><font color="

1903
01:28:36,483 --> 01:28:40,443
<b>As for me, I didn't win
any senior superlatives.</b>

1904
01:28:40,521 --> 01:28:42,422
<b>With all the new outings going on,</b>

1905
01:28:42,489 --> 01:28:44,458
<b>My sex life...
Or lack thereof...</b>

1906
01:28:44,525 --> 01:28:47,552
<b>Was once again the least
interesting thing about me.</b>

1907
01:28:47,628 --> 01:28:51,121
<b>I wasn't an accessory
or a sidekick.</b>

1908
01:28:51,198 --> 01:28:52,894
<b><font color="

1909
01:28:52,966 --> 01:28:54,935
<b>And I couldn't have
been gayer about it.</b>

1910
01:28:55,002 --> 01:28:57,164
<b>And I mean that in the
old-timey, happy way,</b>

1911
01:28:57,438 --> 01:28:58,963
<b>Not the gay way, but...</b>

1912
01:28:59,039 --> 01:29:01,668
<b>Yeah, that, too.</b>

1913
01:29:05,946 --> 01:29:12,613
<b><i>♪ I will be waiting for you ♪</i></b>

1914
01:29:12,686 --> 01:29:14,655
<b>Pop dance crap!</b>

1915
01:29:14,721 --> 01:29:17,020
<b>Oh, shut up.
You know you love that crap.</font></b>

1916
01:29:17,090 --> 01:29:18,786
<b>Ooh!</b>

1917
01:29:18,859 --> 01:29:20,139
<b>You have a ladybug in your hair.</b>

1918
01:29:20,194 --> 01:29:22,663
<b>Ahh!</b>

1919
01:29:22,729 --> 01:29:24,425
<b>Uh-oh. Looks like
they're waking back up.</b>

1920
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:27,961
<b>You want to hang out?</b>

1921
01:29:28,035 --> 01:29:29,435
<b>Yeah. Should I just...?</b>

1922
01:29:29,503 --> 01:29:31,802
<b>Yeah, just have a seat.</b>

1923
01:29:31,872 --> 01:29:35,639
<b><font color="

1924
01:29:35,709 --> 01:29:39,578
<b>She di... You... You... Ah!
Okay, do it again.</b>

1925
01:29:39,646 --> 01:29:44,016
<b>You're not wearing
underwear, are you?</b>

1926
01:29:44,084 --> 01:29:45,885
<b>I think they do care about
each other, though.</b>

1927
01:29:45,953 --> 01:29:48,184
<b>I mean, that's the nice thing.</b>

1928
01:29:48,255 --> 01:29:49,814
<b>Oh!</b>

1929
01:29:49,890 --> 01:29:51,825
<b>Yeah!</b>

1930
01:29:51,892 --> 01:29:54,191
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1931
01:29:54,261 --> 01:29:56,127
<b>I like just "gay." He's gay.</b>

1932
01:29:56,196 --> 01:29:59,496
<b>Yo, bro. Oh.</b>

1933
01:29:59,566 --> 01:30:01,933
<b>Necessity is the mother
of invention, right?</b>

1934
01:30:02,002 --> 01:30:03,800
<b>Little...</b>

1935
01:30:03,871 --> 01:30:05,134
<b>spitting.</b>

1936
01:30:05,205 --> 01:30:08,004
<b><i>♪ He's a guy, but he
only likes boys ♪</i></b>

1937
01:30:08,075 --> 01:30:10,544
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1938
01:30:10,611 --> 01:30:14,173
<b>Oh. Oh, boy, that's firm.
Not surprised.</b>

1939
01:30:16,149 --> 01:30:17,777
<b>I can't wait to go home.</b>

1940
01:30:17,851 --> 01:30:20,946
<b>I miss you.</b>

1941
01:30:21,021 --> 01:30:23,547
<b>Yeah.</b>

1942
01:30:23,624 --> 01:30:26,059
<b>Thank you.</b>

1943
01:30:28,061 --> 01:30:30,621
<b>Drama.</b>

1944
01:30:30,697 --> 01:30:32,757
<b>You checking out my bal...</b>

1945
01:30:32,833 --> 01:30:34,961
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1946
01:30:35,035 --> 01:30:37,664
<b>I really think hipster
Goth is coming back.</b>

1947
01:30:37,738 --> 01:30:41,072
<b>No, it's not. Let's go.</b>

1948
01:30:41,141 --> 01:30:45,169
<b>I just bought these!</b>

1949
01:30:45,245 --> 01:30:47,180
<b>What flavors did you make?</b>

1950
01:30:47,247 --> 01:30:48,909
<b>Cherry, of course.</b>

1951
01:30:48,982 --> 01:30:50,610
<b>Mmm. Black or bing?</b>

1952
01:30:52,252 --> 01:30:53,618
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1953
01:30:54,855 --> 01:30:56,118
<b>He could be bi.</b>

1954
01:30:56,189 --> 01:30:58,920
<b>Lingual.</b>

1955
01:30:58,992 --> 01:31:01,154
<b>Yeah, but then we'd have
a Spanish-speaking son.</b>

1956
01:31:01,228 --> 01:31:02,696
<b>Who the hell wants that?</b>

1957
01:31:02,763 --> 01:31:04,527
<b>Bi is confusing.
I don't get it.</b>

1958
01:31:04,598 --> 01:31:07,534
<b>I'm glad he's gay.
I don't understand bi.</b>

1959
01:31:07,601 --> 01:31:08,864
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1960
01:31:08,936 --> 01:31:09,960
<b>How about a pop-tart?</b>

1961
01:31:10,037 --> 01:31:11,130
<b>Do you want a pop-tart?</b>

1962
01:31:11,204 --> 01:31:12,763
<b>Yes, I would like a pop-tart.</b>

1963
01:31:12,839 --> 01:31:14,808
<b>I'm gonna get you a pop-tart.
Thank you, love.</b>

1964
01:31:16,810 --> 01:31:18,574
<b><i>♪ Traditional prom ♪</i></b>

1965
01:31:21,848 --> 01:31:23,214
<b>It's always my day.</b>

1966
01:31:23,283 --> 01:31:25,047
<b>Wait! Whoa! I wouldn't
lift up that high. Okay.</font></b>

1967
01:31:25,118 --> 01:31:26,552
<b>Oh, my Britney.</b>

1968
01:31:26,620 --> 01:31:28,816
<b>Is that what they
call it these days?</b>

1969
01:31:28,889 --> 01:31:31,154
<b>My sunglasses are
supposed to be on.</b>

1970
01:31:31,224 --> 01:31:35,218
<b>Tweets! People are
tweet... Tweeting.</b>

1971
01:31:37,130 --> 01:31:39,156
<b>Or how about an arch "J"?</b>

1972
01:31:39,232 --> 01:31:41,133
<b>Not "arch." An arch "J"?</b>

1973
01:31:42,669 --> 01:31:44,695
<b>I don't know...
What's an arch "J"?</font></b>

1974
01:31:44,771 --> 01:31:47,263
<b>"...Can think of" -inclusive
prom, so... Sorry!</b>

1975
01:31:47,341 --> 01:31:50,072
<b>With that...</b>

1976
01:31:50,143 --> 01:31:54,581
<b>he can't deal with it.
Heath is freaking.</b>

1977
01:31:54,648 --> 01:31:56,879
<b>That's sad.</b>

1978
01:31:56,950 --> 01:31:58,111
<b><i>♪ My gay best friend ♪</i></b>

1979
01:31:58,185 --> 01:32:00,017
<b>Are you coming back?</b>

1980
01:32:01,955 --> 01:32:03,856
<b><i>♪ H ♪</i></b>

1981
01:32:03,924 --> 01:32:05,722
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1982
01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:07,988
<b><i>♪ R ♪</i></b>

1983
01:32:08,061 --> 01:32:10,621
<b><i>♪ Oh, I'm such a lady ♪</i></b>

1984
01:32:10,697 --> 01:32:12,996
<b><i>♪ But now I wanna get freaky ♪</i></b>

1985
01:32:13,066 --> 01:32:16,036
<b><i>♪ I'm feeling naughty,
am I crazy? ♪</i></b>

1986
01:32:16,103 --> 01:32:18,732
<b><i>♪ Oh, I just want to be bad ♪</i></b>

1987
01:32:18,805 --> 01:32:20,637
<b><i>♪ Pass me my glass ♪</i></b>

1988
01:32:20,707 --> 01:32:22,869
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1989
01:32:22,876 --> 01:32:23,876
<b><i>♪ Who am I gonna bite? ♪</i></b>

1990
01:32:23,877 --> 01:32:25,778
<b><i>♪ "H"...My hips ♪</i></b>

1991
01:32:25,846 --> 01:32:27,838
<b><i>♪ "E"...Emotion ♪</i></b>

1992
01:32:27,914 --> 01:32:29,849
<b><i>♪ "R"...The rhythm ♪</i></b>

1993
01:32:29,916 --> 01:32:31,817
<b><i>♪ All the parts of her ♪</i></b>

1994
01:32:31,885 --> 01:32:33,786
<b><i>♪ "H"...My hips ♪</i></b>

1995
01:32:33,854 --> 01:32:35,880
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1996
01:32:35,956 --> 01:32:37,822
<b><i>♪ "R"...The rhythm ♪</i></b>

1997
01:32:37,891 --> 01:32:39,883
<b><i>♪ All the parts of her ♪</i></b>