1 00:00:08,945 --> 00:00:11,642 Did you hear about old Bob Cromer? 2 00:00:11,714 --> 00:00:12,738 What about him? 3 00:00:12,815 --> 00:00:14,340 Exhumed, mate. 4 00:00:14,417 --> 00:00:15,510 What? 5 00:00:15,585 --> 00:00:17,213 Grave robbed. 6 00:00:17,286 --> 00:00:18,652 By who? 7 00:00:18,721 --> 00:00:22,852 Nobody knows. Nighthawks. 8 00:00:22,925 --> 00:00:26,885 Rumor has it he was buried with some of his best finds. 9 00:00:26,963 --> 00:00:30,092 James I guinea. Medieval posy ring. 10 00:00:30,166 --> 00:00:32,135 That Viking torc. 11 00:00:33,403 --> 00:00:36,237 They came in the night and dug him up. 12 00:00:36,305 --> 00:00:38,069 Unbelievable. 13 00:00:38,141 --> 00:00:40,076 The things some people'll do for gold. 14 00:00:47,316 --> 00:00:49,285 Poor old Bob. 15 00:00:49,352 --> 00:00:52,686 Bet he never thought he'd end up on that end of a detector. 16 00:01:01,898 --> 00:01:07,030 ♪ Will you search through the lonely earth for me ♪ 17 00:01:07,103 --> 00:01:11,905 ♪ Climb through the briar and bramble? ♪ 18 00:01:11,974 --> 00:01:17,174 ♪ I'll be your treasure ♪ 19 00:01:17,246 --> 00:01:21,809 ♪ I'm waiting for you ♪ 20 00:01:21,884 --> 00:01:25,548 ♪ I'm waiting for you ♪ 21 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:42,932 Now, the idea of what is considered beautiful 22 00:01:43,005 --> 00:01:45,236 changes through time. 23 00:01:45,308 --> 00:01:50,178 Like, well, back in the Tudor period, 24 00:01:50,246 --> 00:01:53,580 you might've been considered really attractive. 25 00:01:53,649 --> 00:01:59,088 You know, scrawny. The beard and the hair. 26 00:02:00,123 --> 00:02:01,523 Stick a ruff around your neck, 27 00:02:01,591 --> 00:02:03,822 you could've been one of Lizzy I's favorites. 28 00:02:03,893 --> 00:02:06,260 Right, and how far back in time would you have to go 29 00:02:06,329 --> 00:02:08,696 before you were considered attractive? 30 00:02:08,765 --> 00:02:10,631 Oh, no, no, no. I... 31 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:13,761 My time is right around the corner. 32 00:02:15,204 --> 00:02:18,538 Within the next couple of years, I reckon. 33 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:33,018 I'm gonna call it a day and head into town. 34 00:02:33,089 --> 00:02:34,990 Said I'd drop by the library. 35 00:02:35,057 --> 00:02:37,652 Sophie's meeting Peter to research that plane crash. 36 00:02:37,727 --> 00:02:40,094 I can't get into it. 37 00:02:40,163 --> 00:02:42,689 It's not old enough. 38 00:02:42,765 --> 00:02:45,291 If it hasn't been forgotten, I'm not interested. 39 00:02:46,803 --> 00:02:49,034 I'm on a different quest. 40 00:02:49,105 --> 00:02:50,266 Oh, yeah? What's that, then? 41 00:02:50,339 --> 00:02:53,002 Oh, I don't know. 42 00:02:53,075 --> 00:02:56,876 My heart has followed all my days something I cannot name. 43 00:02:58,247 --> 00:02:59,510 Blimey. 44 00:02:59,582 --> 00:03:01,710 Yeah, I won't be able to rest 45 00:03:01,784 --> 00:03:04,117 until I've danced the gold dance. 46 00:03:04,187 --> 00:03:05,849 You're not coming, then? 47 00:03:05,922 --> 00:03:07,857 No, got plans. 48 00:03:07,924 --> 00:03:10,416 Oh, yeah? What are you doing? 49 00:03:10,493 --> 00:03:11,493 Hmm? 50 00:03:11,527 --> 00:03:14,861 Oh, uh, got to pop into Screwfix. 51 00:03:17,767 --> 00:03:18,962 What have you gotten? 52 00:03:19,969 --> 00:03:21,801 BOAT. 53 00:03:21,871 --> 00:03:23,271 What, a boat? 54 00:03:23,339 --> 00:03:25,604 Mm? No, B-O-A-T. 55 00:03:25,675 --> 00:03:26,904 "Bit Off A Tractor." 56 00:03:31,047 --> 00:03:32,379 What, haven't you heard that one? 57 00:03:32,448 --> 00:03:34,212 Course I haven't. You just made it up. 58 00:03:34,283 --> 00:03:38,721 Oh, it's an old one, that is. Like POACH. 59 00:03:40,022 --> 00:03:40,751 Go on. 60 00:03:40,823 --> 00:03:42,553 "Part Off A Combine Harvester." 61 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:44,491 Bullshit. 62 00:03:55,004 --> 00:03:56,336 - Hi. - Hello. 63 00:03:56,405 --> 00:03:58,499 - How are you? - Good. 64 00:03:58,574 --> 00:04:01,237 Um, listen, thank you for helping me out with this. 65 00:04:01,310 --> 00:04:02,835 It's all right. 66 00:04:02,912 --> 00:04:04,540 I'm a sucker for a bit of research. 67 00:04:04,614 --> 00:04:06,606 You're a what? 68 00:04:06,682 --> 00:04:08,981 Doesn't matter. 69 00:04:09,051 --> 00:04:10,542 Are any of the others coming down? 70 00:04:10,620 --> 00:04:12,646 - Don't think so. - That's good. 71 00:04:12,722 --> 00:04:13,485 Yeah? 72 00:04:13,556 --> 00:04:15,047 Yeah, they were all so enthusiastic. 73 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:17,559 - Especially the main guy. - Terry. 74 00:04:17,627 --> 00:04:19,653 I'm worried they'll be disappointed. 75 00:04:19,729 --> 00:04:20,594 How come? 76 00:04:20,663 --> 00:04:22,393 Well, even if we find the crash site, 77 00:04:22,465 --> 00:04:24,661 I don't think there'll be much left of the plane. 78 00:04:24,734 --> 00:04:27,795 Oh, we're used to not finding very much at the DMDC. 79 00:04:27,870 --> 00:04:29,702 It's what we do best. 80 00:05:15,751 --> 00:05:17,151 Me? 81 00:05:18,454 --> 00:05:20,548 I'm in fruit and veg. 82 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:25,155 I'm in fruit and vegetables. 83 00:05:26,262 --> 00:05:29,130 Did you know 90% of onions 84 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:31,827 are consumed in their country of origin? 85 00:05:31,901 --> 00:05:34,268 Hmm. 86 00:05:34,337 --> 00:05:38,274 There's hardly any international trade in onions. 87 00:05:38,341 --> 00:05:40,139 What, this old thing? 88 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:42,474 Heh. Oh, thank you. 89 00:05:42,545 --> 00:05:45,174 Well, I've had it for years. 90 00:05:47,717 --> 00:05:49,208 Do I drive? 91 00:05:49,285 --> 00:05:53,484 Well, you, uh... You might have seen that yellow car 92 00:05:53,556 --> 00:05:54,751 parked up outside? 93 00:05:54,824 --> 00:05:56,816 The, uh... 94 00:05:56,892 --> 00:05:58,861 Yes. 95 00:05:58,928 --> 00:06:00,863 TR7. 96 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:03,126 Do you know about them? 97 00:06:03,199 --> 00:06:06,966 Well, I've, uh... I've actually done quite a lot of work on her. 98 00:06:07,036 --> 00:06:09,369 Resprayed her Aztec yellow, 99 00:06:09,438 --> 00:06:12,374 whereas the original would have been... 100 00:06:12,441 --> 00:06:17,778 That's right. Mimosa yellow. 101 00:06:17,847 --> 00:06:19,543 And you, uh... 102 00:06:20,816 --> 00:06:22,478 Do you have a car? 103 00:06:23,886 --> 00:06:25,616 Really? 104 00:06:26,989 --> 00:06:31,085 What, the one in "Back to the Future"? 105 00:06:33,162 --> 00:06:34,721 I've given myself a year off. 106 00:06:34,797 --> 00:06:37,790 I was fed up with my job, so I jacked it in, 107 00:06:37,867 --> 00:06:40,132 and I'm traveling for a year. 108 00:06:40,202 --> 00:06:42,865 I wrote a list of things I want to achieve in this year, 109 00:06:42,938 --> 00:06:44,429 and one of those things was to find 110 00:06:44,507 --> 00:06:47,636 my grandfather's resting place and lay a wreath. 111 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:49,372 That's really nice. 112 00:06:49,445 --> 00:06:51,471 I've been wanting to for a long time. 113 00:06:51,547 --> 00:06:54,073 This year is the year for getting things done. 114 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:57,712 So, what else is on your list? Don't say bungee jumping. 115 00:06:57,787 --> 00:07:00,279 - Catch a big fish. - Okay. 116 00:07:00,356 --> 00:07:01,847 Fall in love. 117 00:07:01,924 --> 00:07:04,792 Wait, isn't that on everybody's list all of the time? 118 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:06,829 Is it? I don't know. 119 00:07:06,896 --> 00:07:09,957 Wasn't on mine for a long time. But I'm ready now. 120 00:07:10,032 --> 00:07:12,467 I'm going to make a concerted effort. 121 00:07:12,535 --> 00:07:15,733 Right, yeah, 'cause that's usually how it happens. 122 00:07:15,805 --> 00:07:17,774 - Yeah? - Yeah, sure. 123 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:19,200 I mean, you decide to fall in love, 124 00:07:19,241 --> 00:07:21,642 you try really hard, and then you fall in love! 125 00:07:21,710 --> 00:07:23,872 - Mm, you're being sarcastic. - Yeah! 126 00:07:23,946 --> 00:07:27,041 - Well done! Very clever. - Thank you. 127 00:07:28,117 --> 00:07:31,747 So, what qualities are you looking for in your new love? 128 00:07:31,821 --> 00:07:34,484 - Sarcasm. - Ohh. 129 00:07:35,391 --> 00:07:39,556 As discussed, the summer fair is going to be Dickens themed, 130 00:07:39,628 --> 00:07:43,963 and I'd like all attending staff in Victorian dress if you would. 131 00:07:44,033 --> 00:07:46,502 This costume hire company has a nice range. 132 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:48,868 Expensive, but worth it. 133 00:07:48,938 --> 00:07:50,270 As I'm sure you're all aware, 134 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:52,035 last year Oakfield Lane Primary School 135 00:07:52,108 --> 00:07:55,306 raised £5,000 at their annual fete, 136 00:07:55,377 --> 00:07:59,075 and I'm determined we're going to beat that. 137 00:07:59,148 --> 00:08:04,086 Um, could I ask you all not to double-park 138 00:08:04,153 --> 00:08:05,397 outside the front of the school? 139 00:08:05,421 --> 00:08:07,413 Mr. Dale had to get to Asda yesterday, 140 00:08:07,490 --> 00:08:08,514 and he couldn't get out. 141 00:08:08,591 --> 00:08:10,719 Well, where are we supposed to go, then? 142 00:08:10,793 --> 00:08:15,163 I'm having to park further and further away and walk the rest. 143 00:08:15,231 --> 00:08:17,791 You only live a mile away, Janet. 144 00:08:17,867 --> 00:08:19,426 Exactly. 145 00:08:19,502 --> 00:08:22,097 It's hardly worth me driving in at all. 146 00:08:22,171 --> 00:08:25,266 We need to sort out some more parking spaces. 147 00:08:43,325 --> 00:08:44,325 Hi. 148 00:08:45,327 --> 00:08:46,386 Hey, Lance. 149 00:08:46,462 --> 00:08:47,555 It's Andy. 150 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:49,223 Oh, yeah. Lance is the other guy. 151 00:08:49,298 --> 00:08:51,494 Funny little guy. 152 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:53,058 Funny little guy? 153 00:08:53,135 --> 00:08:55,161 Yeah, you know. 154 00:08:55,237 --> 00:08:57,399 Hmm. How's it going? 155 00:08:57,473 --> 00:08:58,473 Good, good. 156 00:08:58,507 --> 00:09:01,807 We found a newspaper article, and Sophie's gone to get coffee. 157 00:09:01,877 --> 00:09:03,539 Oh, great. Can I see? 158 00:09:05,848 --> 00:09:07,714 This is from the morning after the crash. 159 00:09:07,783 --> 00:09:10,378 There is no photo, and they just said it was near Henburystone. 160 00:09:10,452 --> 00:09:11,886 Nothing more specific. 161 00:09:11,954 --> 00:09:15,391 But it does say that the plane came straight down nosefirst 162 00:09:15,457 --> 00:09:17,483 and pretty much buried itself in the ground. 163 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,552 And does it mention the crew? 164 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:21,096 Um... 165 00:09:21,163 --> 00:09:23,655 No, I don't think so. 166 00:09:23,732 --> 00:09:26,395 All right, well, I found a list of their names online. 167 00:09:26,468 --> 00:09:27,936 It doesn't say what happened to them, 168 00:09:28,003 --> 00:09:29,814 but it does say that they were all accounted for, 169 00:09:29,838 --> 00:09:31,170 which I don't understand. 170 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:34,301 - Which was your grandfather? - Let me see. 171 00:09:35,778 --> 00:09:36,871 Yeah, here. 172 00:09:36,946 --> 00:09:38,539 Reinfried Schneider. 173 00:09:38,614 --> 00:09:40,412 Hmm. Forward gunner. 174 00:09:40,482 --> 00:09:41,643 Right. 175 00:09:43,552 --> 00:09:45,111 Here's Sophie. 176 00:09:45,187 --> 00:09:48,214 Andy, I thought you said you might not be able to make it. 177 00:09:48,290 --> 00:09:50,953 Yeah, but I managed to. 178 00:09:51,961 --> 00:09:53,293 Great. 179 00:09:54,663 --> 00:09:55,663 Can I...? 180 00:09:55,698 --> 00:09:57,530 Yeah, yeah. 181 00:10:00,402 --> 00:10:03,998 So Peter showed me the article. 182 00:10:04,073 --> 00:10:05,336 Yeah. 183 00:10:05,407 --> 00:10:07,152 I'm hoping other papers might have photographs 184 00:10:07,176 --> 00:10:09,020 of the crash site, so we should carry on looking. 185 00:10:09,044 --> 00:10:10,376 Yeah. 186 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:14,848 It's quite a lot to go through, actually. 187 00:10:14,917 --> 00:10:16,442 Right. 188 00:10:18,587 --> 00:10:21,056 Should we just crack on with that then, or did you want to... 189 00:10:22,858 --> 00:10:26,556 Oh, no, yeah. I'll... I'll let you crack on with that. 190 00:10:26,629 --> 00:10:28,598 I've got some shopping to do, so... 191 00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:33,798 - See you later. - Yep. See you. 192 00:10:33,869 --> 00:10:35,770 - Cheers. - Cheers, Lance. 193 00:10:35,838 --> 00:10:37,932 It's Andy. 194 00:10:38,007 --> 00:10:39,908 Andy. 195 00:10:43,345 --> 00:10:46,440 The residents of Whitehall Lodge are complaining that the parents 196 00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:49,110 are parking their cars in the residents-only parking bays. 197 00:10:49,184 --> 00:10:50,846 We must make sure that the parents know 198 00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:52,649 they're not allowed to do that. 199 00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:57,022 Similarly, parents are parking on the yellow zigzag lines 200 00:10:57,092 --> 00:10:58,185 at the front of the school, 201 00:10:58,260 --> 00:11:00,205 and we must make sure they know that they can't do that, 202 00:11:00,229 --> 00:11:03,063 even if they're just dropping off. 203 00:11:03,132 --> 00:11:06,591 Uh, any other business? 204 00:11:06,669 --> 00:11:07,602 Frances. 205 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:11,573 Are we allowed to park on Meadow View Road? 206 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:14,940 It's just it doesn't say anywhere it's residents only. 207 00:11:15,010 --> 00:11:17,912 But they're claiming the same parking restrictions 208 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,949 stretch around from Church Road 209 00:11:20,015 --> 00:11:24,248 even though there aren't any, um, signs. 210 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:26,312 Well, if there aren't any signs, 211 00:11:26,388 --> 00:11:28,789 it means there aren't any parking restrictions. 212 00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:31,088 Right. 213 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,628 So can I park there? 214 00:11:32,695 --> 00:11:34,357 Mmmpbht! 215 00:11:34,430 --> 00:11:36,592 Becky? 216 00:11:36,665 --> 00:11:39,499 Sorry. I have to go. 217 00:11:47,142 --> 00:11:48,075 Hey. 218 00:11:48,143 --> 00:11:51,341 I've just walked out of a stupid staff meeting. 219 00:11:51,413 --> 00:11:53,507 'Cause they're all a bunch of small-minded idiots 220 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,460 who can only talk about how bloody difficult it is 221 00:11:55,484 --> 00:11:57,146 to park their fucking cars! 222 00:11:57,219 --> 00:11:59,711 Bloody hell, you sound furious. You all right? 223 00:11:59,788 --> 00:12:00,915 Hang on. 224 00:12:00,989 --> 00:12:02,981 Hang on a second, Becks. 225 00:12:13,168 --> 00:12:14,727 It made me realize, Andy, 226 00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:16,704 I really need to get out of here. 227 00:12:16,772 --> 00:12:19,105 I want to talk to you some more about this VSO thing. 228 00:12:19,174 --> 00:12:20,972 I think we should do it. The three of us. 229 00:12:21,043 --> 00:12:22,978 You should hear Martin talking about it. 230 00:12:23,045 --> 00:12:24,377 It sounds wonderful. 231 00:12:25,948 --> 00:12:26,948 Andy? 232 00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:29,609 Andy? 233 00:12:29,685 --> 00:12:34,089 Sorry. Got distracted. I'll see you at home. 234 00:12:37,059 --> 00:12:42,123 Um, I figure 20 years, that's not that vast, is it? 235 00:12:46,702 --> 00:12:49,103 - Uh, I better take this. - Mm-hmm. 236 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:52,367 Hello. 237 00:12:52,441 --> 00:12:54,307 All right, it's me. Where are you? 238 00:12:54,376 --> 00:12:58,973 Oh. I told you... Screwfix. 239 00:12:59,047 --> 00:13:01,539 Oh, yeah. I forgot. 240 00:13:01,617 --> 00:13:03,449 Have they got a mariachi band playing? 241 00:13:03,519 --> 00:13:05,681 Oh, yeah, I know. 242 00:13:05,754 --> 00:13:08,918 Having a Mexican afternoon. 243 00:13:10,426 --> 00:13:11,951 Uh, no, I just... 244 00:13:12,027 --> 00:13:15,987 I forgot to ask whether you're going to the club. 245 00:13:16,064 --> 00:13:18,898 All right. I'll see you there. 246 00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:21,732 Oh, can you get me some masonry nails? 247 00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:24,273 Galvanized. 248 00:13:24,339 --> 00:13:25,898 Yeah, okay. 249 00:13:27,242 --> 00:13:30,770 I'd better go. They're bringing out the piñata. 250 00:13:33,148 --> 00:13:34,844 Adios. 251 00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,736 Hello. 252 00:13:58,807 --> 00:14:01,367 I'm in here. 253 00:14:01,443 --> 00:14:03,036 All right, sweary. 254 00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:05,444 Oh. Was I swearing a lot? 255 00:14:05,514 --> 00:14:07,745 Yeah, an unnecessary amount, I'd say. 256 00:14:07,816 --> 00:14:11,116 Oh, good God. I was just about to break. 257 00:14:11,186 --> 00:14:15,180 I'd had all that I could take of their petty parking problems. 258 00:14:15,257 --> 00:14:17,089 And their fete, for goodness sake! 259 00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:18,159 You rapping? 260 00:14:19,027 --> 00:14:20,495 No, I think it was just a fluke. 261 00:14:20,562 --> 00:14:21,655 Say something else. 262 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:23,289 I want a change, Andy. 263 00:14:23,365 --> 00:14:25,925 I want to get out of that school and try something else, 264 00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:27,264 go somewhere else. 265 00:14:27,336 --> 00:14:28,702 No, none of that really rhymed. 266 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,671 I wasn't trying to rhyme. 267 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,537 Oh, sorry. What were you saying? 268 00:14:32,608 --> 00:14:34,474 Doesn't matter. 269 00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:35,977 They can't fire you, can they, 270 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:37,876 for storming out of a staff meeting? 271 00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:40,108 I didn't storm. I just left. 272 00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:42,981 We'd really be up shit creek if you lost your job. 273 00:14:44,286 --> 00:14:45,515 I want to show you this. 274 00:14:45,587 --> 00:14:48,056 Don't hand in your notice just yet. 275 00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:49,853 Oh, you'll never guess what I saw. 276 00:14:49,925 --> 00:14:52,793 Looks like Lance has taken our advice to try Internet dating. 277 00:14:52,861 --> 00:14:54,693 I saw him holding hands with a girl, 278 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,698 when he said he was going to the DIY shop. 279 00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,290 Yeah? Nobody we know? 280 00:14:58,367 --> 00:15:00,233 No, really young. Much younger than him. 281 00:15:00,302 --> 00:15:02,430 - How young? - 20s. 282 00:15:03,438 --> 00:15:05,998 They were in a café, didn't see me. 283 00:15:06,074 --> 00:15:08,839 And they were holding hands? 284 00:15:08,911 --> 00:15:11,745 Well, yeah. Touching hands, flirting. 285 00:15:11,813 --> 00:15:13,372 He was adamant he wasn't gonna try it, 286 00:15:13,448 --> 00:15:15,648 but I don't know how else he could have met her so fast. 287 00:15:15,717 --> 00:15:17,515 Why don't you just ask him? 288 00:15:17,586 --> 00:15:20,385 Nah. He can tell me when he's ready. 289 00:15:20,455 --> 00:15:22,651 What's that? What's that? 290 00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:24,522 That's a denarius. 291 00:15:24,593 --> 00:15:28,894 Can you say, "Silver denarius of Marcus Aurelius"? 292 00:15:30,766 --> 00:15:32,200 Nah. 293 00:15:34,503 --> 00:15:35,903 Here it is. 294 00:15:35,971 --> 00:15:38,031 It seems it came down so straight and so fast 295 00:15:38,106 --> 00:15:40,371 that the hole sort of filled itself in afterwards. 296 00:15:40,442 --> 00:15:42,673 Always fill in your holes. 297 00:15:42,744 --> 00:15:44,076 Bad taste, Russell. 298 00:15:44,146 --> 00:15:46,843 It was so deep, they just left it. 299 00:15:46,915 --> 00:15:48,543 It looks like it's never been disturbed. 300 00:15:48,617 --> 00:15:50,279 And look... this tower. 301 00:15:50,352 --> 00:15:51,615 Yeah, that's St. Giles. 302 00:15:51,687 --> 00:15:53,831 I can see this tower from where I park my camper. 303 00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:55,983 Well, that's where we should start. 304 00:15:56,058 --> 00:15:57,818 Can you tell where this photo was taken from? 305 00:15:57,859 --> 00:15:59,293 It's hard to tell. 306 00:15:59,361 --> 00:16:01,557 Yeah, you can only see the top of the church. 307 00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:04,065 We should get down there and have a look. 308 00:16:04,132 --> 00:16:06,692 Listen, Terry, if we find the site, 309 00:16:06,768 --> 00:16:09,101 I'll need to apply for a license 310 00:16:09,171 --> 00:16:11,504 of Ministry of Defence to dig it. 311 00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:14,702 I was wondering if the DMDC could do that on my behalf. 312 00:16:14,776 --> 00:16:16,802 It might look better coming from a club. 313 00:16:16,878 --> 00:16:18,676 No problem at all, mate. 314 00:16:18,747 --> 00:16:20,511 And here's an idea... 315 00:16:20,582 --> 00:16:22,813 What if, when we locate the wreckage, 316 00:16:22,884 --> 00:16:25,854 we have the annual rally on the site, eh? 317 00:16:25,921 --> 00:16:27,685 Get everyone down. More the merrier. 318 00:16:27,756 --> 00:16:29,657 Barbecue. Make a day of it. 319 00:16:29,725 --> 00:16:31,216 Can I keep some of the wreckage? 320 00:16:31,293 --> 00:16:32,637 Well, I don't know about that, Hugh. 321 00:16:32,661 --> 00:16:34,323 I'll bring a wheelbarrow. 322 00:16:34,396 --> 00:16:37,958 Hang on a second, guys. This is not what I had in mind. 323 00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,763 I want to find the site, pay my respects. 324 00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:41,646 I didn't necessarily want lots of people there. 325 00:16:41,670 --> 00:16:42,933 We'll cordon it off. 326 00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:50,643 Hello? Mr. Mayor? 327 00:16:53,815 --> 00:16:56,182 Uh, could I have a word, Terry? 328 00:16:56,251 --> 00:16:58,811 Certainly, Mr. Mayor. 329 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,981 Well, this is an honor, sir. 330 00:17:01,056 --> 00:17:03,048 How may I be of assistance? 331 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,991 Uh... 332 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:06,961 After a bit of a favor, actually, 333 00:17:07,029 --> 00:17:08,395 from you metal detectors. 334 00:17:08,463 --> 00:17:10,261 Detectorists. 335 00:17:10,332 --> 00:17:11,960 - Beg your pardon? - Doesn't matter. 336 00:17:12,034 --> 00:17:14,435 Ah. Um, damnedest thing. 337 00:17:14,503 --> 00:17:17,701 I seem to have mislaid my ceremonial chain of office, 338 00:17:17,773 --> 00:17:19,708 and I thought maybe you could find it for me. 339 00:17:19,775 --> 00:17:22,040 Absolutely no problem at all, sir. 340 00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:24,079 I'll get a team on it straightaway. 341 00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:25,079 Russell. 342 00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:27,639 No, no. No, no need to... Silly to involve any... 343 00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:31,710 Russell runs our new jewelry-retrieval service. 344 00:17:31,787 --> 00:17:33,847 The mayor here has lost his chain of office. 345 00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,788 - His what? - It's a ceremonial chain. 346 00:17:35,857 --> 00:17:37,689 You know, shouldn't be too difficult to find. 347 00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:39,227 Big, chunky thing. 348 00:17:39,294 --> 00:17:40,489 I'll get Hugh. 349 00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:41,655 No. No, no. No need to... 350 00:17:41,730 --> 00:17:45,929 Hugh! The mayor's lost his necklace. 351 00:17:46,001 --> 00:17:49,802 Hugh runs the jewelry-retrieval service with Russell. 352 00:17:49,871 --> 00:17:50,915 They've had a lot of success. 353 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,067 Had quite a few stories in the local paper. 354 00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,404 - You may have seen them. - No. 355 00:17:54,476 --> 00:17:56,076 I have a scrapbook if you want to see it. 356 00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:57,772 - No. - Oh. 357 00:17:57,846 --> 00:17:59,075 Thank you. 358 00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:00,740 I don't want to make a big fuss. 359 00:18:00,816 --> 00:18:02,580 Silly to involve too many people. 360 00:18:02,651 --> 00:18:03,949 So where did you say you lost it? 361 00:18:04,019 --> 00:18:07,820 Uh, somewhere in the long grass or in the bushes 362 00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:11,724 up near the car park by Barnfather Woods. 363 00:18:12,794 --> 00:18:15,696 The car park near Barnfather Woods? 364 00:18:15,764 --> 00:18:19,201 Yes. You know the one up... up there. 365 00:18:19,267 --> 00:18:21,236 The place where all the cars go after dark? 366 00:18:21,303 --> 00:18:23,829 I have no idea what happens there after dark. 367 00:18:23,905 --> 00:18:28,036 I was walking my dog, and it got caught on a branch 368 00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:31,239 and, uh, pinged off into the undergrowth. 369 00:18:31,313 --> 00:18:33,214 Right, well, we'd better get up there, then. 370 00:18:33,281 --> 00:18:35,443 In the bushes on the left-hand side of the car park. 371 00:18:35,517 --> 00:18:36,985 - Okay. - Yeah. 372 00:18:37,052 --> 00:18:38,111 Soon as you can. 373 00:18:40,756 --> 00:18:44,158 Um, if we do manage to find it... 374 00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:44,989 Yes? 375 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:48,758 All right to call the local papers down, take a photo? 376 00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:49,923 For the scrapbook. 377 00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,523 No. No. 378 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:55,435 You see, because, um... Because that wouldn't do at all. 379 00:18:55,504 --> 00:18:57,063 I... I was gonna make 380 00:18:57,139 --> 00:19:00,507 an anonymous donation to the club if you found it. 381 00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:04,876 And I don't like to boast about my charity work, 382 00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:10,715 so any publicity might prevent me from making such a donation. 383 00:19:10,786 --> 00:19:12,254 Do you see? 384 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,152 Yes, I think so. 385 00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:16,782 Fantastic. 386 00:19:16,858 --> 00:19:18,417 There we are. 387 00:19:40,949 --> 00:19:43,180 You ever thought about what kind of dance you'd do 388 00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:44,549 if you found gold? 389 00:19:44,619 --> 00:19:46,178 Oh, no. 390 00:19:46,254 --> 00:19:48,189 It's bad luck to practice beforehand. 391 00:19:48,256 --> 00:19:51,590 Has to be spontaneous. Yeah. 392 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:54,824 Yeah, I've... I've no idea what'll come out on the day. 393 00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:57,092 But I imagine it'll be exuberant. 394 00:19:57,165 --> 00:19:58,224 Not too exuberant, though. 395 00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,893 Remember what happened to Derek Hoof. 396 00:19:59,968 --> 00:20:02,403 Oh, yeah. Dislocated a hip. 397 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:04,234 It wasn't even gold in the end, was it? 398 00:20:04,306 --> 00:20:06,866 - Milk-bottle top. - Embarrassing. 399 00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:25,389 Hey. 400 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:26,460 - Morning. - Wotcha. 401 00:20:26,494 --> 00:20:27,587 All right? 402 00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:29,654 Ooh. Oh! 403 00:20:29,731 --> 00:20:34,465 So this is it? The famous metal detector? 404 00:20:34,536 --> 00:20:36,801 It's the CTX, yeah. 405 00:20:36,872 --> 00:20:38,704 She was one of the first in the country. 406 00:20:38,773 --> 00:20:41,868 I've souped her up a bit, fitted her with a larger coil. 407 00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:44,606 Might give her another coat of wax midway through the season. 408 00:20:45,747 --> 00:20:46,874 How does it work? 409 00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:47,881 Jesus. 410 00:20:47,949 --> 00:20:48,973 What's the "on" button? 411 00:20:49,050 --> 00:20:51,485 Well... No, I don't really like to switch her on 412 00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:53,852 so close to the car, overhead power cables. 413 00:20:53,922 --> 00:20:55,333 It might overload the... 414 00:20:55,357 --> 00:20:57,117 Ah, look at me. I'm gonna find some treasure. 415 00:20:57,158 --> 00:20:58,569 No, well, you won't find anything here. 416 00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:00,425 You haven't got it on the right... 417 00:21:00,495 --> 00:21:02,259 Hey, hey! Wow! 418 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:04,526 It made some noise, guys. I found something. 419 00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:05,943 Yeah, but it's on the wrong setting. 420 00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:07,645 It'll probably be a drinks can, so close to the road. 421 00:21:07,669 --> 00:21:09,137 It's just gonna be modern litter. 422 00:21:09,204 --> 00:21:11,173 Give me a spade. This is great. 423 00:21:11,239 --> 00:21:12,935 Come on, you don't want to dig it up now. 424 00:21:13,008 --> 00:21:14,203 What's the reading? 425 00:21:14,276 --> 00:21:17,110 35. Is that good? 426 00:21:17,178 --> 00:21:18,646 No. It's iffy. 427 00:21:18,713 --> 00:21:20,024 You know, it doesn't mean anything. 428 00:21:20,048 --> 00:21:20,879 35? 429 00:21:20,949 --> 00:21:22,713 Give me the spade. 430 00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:27,381 Well, dig it up if you like, but you're wasting your time. 431 00:21:32,193 --> 00:21:34,094 I tell you what. Maybe we should... 432 00:21:34,162 --> 00:21:36,131 No way, man. This is my treasure. 433 00:21:45,573 --> 00:21:46,506 Coke can. 434 00:21:46,574 --> 00:21:48,440 - Told you, didn't I? - Yeah, you did. 435 00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:50,206 I said it was a drinks can, didn't I? 436 00:21:50,278 --> 00:21:52,144 - Unbelievable. - And you didn't listen. 437 00:21:52,213 --> 00:21:54,239 - Unbelievable. - Ridiculous. 438 00:21:54,316 --> 00:21:55,459 It's always the virgins. 439 00:21:55,483 --> 00:21:57,475 - Yeah. - It's always the same. 440 00:21:57,552 --> 00:22:00,351 The ones who go out the first time think they know best. 441 00:22:00,422 --> 00:22:01,617 Would he listen? 442 00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:02,988 What was it? A drinks can. 443 00:22:03,058 --> 00:22:04,549 It was only ever gonna be junk. 444 00:22:04,626 --> 00:22:05,753 Ha! 445 00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:08,092 Is it true what Sophie's told me, 446 00:22:08,163 --> 00:22:10,155 that Terry got blown up by a bomb last year? 447 00:22:10,231 --> 00:22:11,164 Afraid so. 448 00:22:11,232 --> 00:22:13,292 Threw him 40 foot in the air, he reckons. 449 00:22:13,368 --> 00:22:15,413 Would have never believed the world of metal detecting 450 00:22:15,437 --> 00:22:17,406 was so full of danger and peril. 451 00:22:17,472 --> 00:22:18,667 Believe it, baby. 452 00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:21,175 - Extreme sport. - Fast and furious. 453 00:22:21,242 --> 00:22:25,907 Speaking of which, hold on to your hats, ladies and gents. 454 00:22:25,981 --> 00:22:28,541 There's a Saxon round-tower church. 455 00:22:30,185 --> 00:22:31,881 Boom. 456 00:22:37,292 --> 00:22:38,521 Not much to go on. 457 00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:40,459 We can walk in a big circle around it 458 00:22:40,528 --> 00:22:41,894 and look out for features. 459 00:22:41,963 --> 00:22:43,226 Yeah, right. 460 00:22:43,298 --> 00:22:45,699 Call if you find anything. 461 00:22:45,767 --> 00:22:48,168 Oh. Okay. 462 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:50,296 Well, this is our permission anyway, so... 463 00:22:50,372 --> 00:22:52,773 Want to do a couple of hours? 464 00:22:52,841 --> 00:22:55,310 - Go on, then. - See you in a bit. 465 00:23:01,116 --> 00:23:04,382 Thought you were gonna pass out when he grabbed your detector. 466 00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:08,252 Well, do you have a strum on Bob Dylan's guitar 467 00:23:08,323 --> 00:23:09,347 without asking him? 468 00:23:09,424 --> 00:23:10,357 No. 469 00:23:10,425 --> 00:23:11,859 No. 470 00:23:11,926 --> 00:23:14,054 A man's detector is like his... 471 00:23:14,129 --> 00:23:15,791 - His what? - Woman. 472 00:23:15,864 --> 00:23:17,230 Woman? 473 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,894 You know what I mean. 474 00:23:19,968 --> 00:23:22,233 You don't touch another man's detector. 475 00:23:22,303 --> 00:23:23,965 Or his woman. 476 00:23:25,006 --> 00:23:26,497 Exactly. 477 00:23:36,317 --> 00:23:38,218 Did you see the look on his face? 478 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:40,084 I thought he was going to cry. 479 00:23:40,155 --> 00:23:41,851 You shouldn't have taken his detector. 480 00:23:41,923 --> 00:23:43,118 I couldn't help it. 481 00:23:43,191 --> 00:23:45,683 You don't mess with Lance's metal detectors. 482 00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,059 He's got more than one? 483 00:23:48,129 --> 00:23:51,031 Legend has it he has a false bookcase that pulls back 484 00:23:51,099 --> 00:23:52,795 to a really secret cabinet full of them. 485 00:23:52,867 --> 00:23:55,894 - Yeah? - That's what they say. 486 00:23:55,970 --> 00:23:58,804 They're so weird. Why do you hang out with them? 487 00:23:58,873 --> 00:23:59,873 They're not weird. 488 00:23:59,941 --> 00:24:02,274 Yeah, they are. They're freaks. 489 00:24:02,343 --> 00:24:04,574 You're relatively normal compared to them. 490 00:24:04,646 --> 00:24:07,343 I like them. They're my friends. 491 00:24:24,065 --> 00:24:25,658 I'm not too keen on Terry's idea 492 00:24:25,733 --> 00:24:29,101 of holding the rally at the crash site. 493 00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:30,729 It's supposed to be a special moment. 494 00:24:30,805 --> 00:24:32,398 Oh. He means well. 495 00:24:32,474 --> 00:24:35,638 It's just, once he's got an idea in his head... 496 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:39,647 Could you speak with him, try to make him change his mind? 497 00:24:39,714 --> 00:24:41,683 I can try. 498 00:24:41,749 --> 00:24:43,149 Thanks. 499 00:24:47,922 --> 00:24:51,188 I didn't mean to insult your friends. 500 00:24:51,259 --> 00:24:53,160 You're forgiven. 501 00:24:53,228 --> 00:24:56,323 They are weird. That's why I like them. 502 00:25:01,336 --> 00:25:04,170 Oh, God. 503 00:25:07,575 --> 00:25:08,975 Who are they? 504 00:25:10,111 --> 00:25:11,739 They look like... 505 00:25:12,747 --> 00:25:14,511 Simon and Garfunkel. 506 00:25:17,252 --> 00:25:20,120 - Opal Fruits. - Yeah. 507 00:25:20,188 --> 00:25:21,349 Toffos? 508 00:25:21,422 --> 00:25:23,357 Toffos, good one. 509 00:25:26,794 --> 00:25:27,818 Spangles? 510 00:25:27,896 --> 00:25:30,798 - Lazy. - Yeah, sorry. 511 00:25:35,603 --> 00:25:38,266 So Becky said she saw you with someone. 512 00:25:38,339 --> 00:25:39,500 In town. 513 00:25:39,574 --> 00:25:41,543 Oh, yeah? Who? 514 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:43,942 Don't know. A woman. 515 00:25:44,012 --> 00:25:46,777 Oh. When? 516 00:25:46,848 --> 00:25:50,250 Tuesday, I think. Afternoon. 517 00:25:50,318 --> 00:25:51,411 I don't know. 518 00:25:51,486 --> 00:25:55,048 Uh, maybe it's the old lady from downstairs. 519 00:25:55,123 --> 00:25:56,716 No, I think it was someone younger. 520 00:25:56,791 --> 00:25:58,919 Well, Mrs. Morris looks young for her age. 521 00:25:58,993 --> 00:26:01,224 - Well, how old is she? - 93. 522 00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:03,026 Definitely someone younger. 523 00:26:07,068 --> 00:26:08,661 Message from Sophie. 524 00:26:08,736 --> 00:26:12,901 "S and G alert. Heading your way." 525 00:26:12,974 --> 00:26:15,068 What's an S and G alert? 526 00:26:19,113 --> 00:26:21,776 Hello there! 527 00:26:21,849 --> 00:26:23,613 Old friends. 528 00:26:25,887 --> 00:26:27,719 Indeed. 529 00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:30,424 Been a long time, hasn't it? 530 00:26:30,491 --> 00:26:31,424 It has. 531 00:26:31,492 --> 00:26:33,518 Lot of water under the bridge. 532 00:26:33,595 --> 00:26:34,688 Troubled water. 533 00:26:34,762 --> 00:26:35,821 Pardon? 534 00:26:35,897 --> 00:26:39,197 Troubled water that the bridge is over. 535 00:26:41,936 --> 00:26:44,531 We just bumped into Sophie and her boyfriend. 536 00:26:44,606 --> 00:26:45,869 I don't think they're a couple. 537 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:47,636 Ooh! Did I touch a nerve? 538 00:26:47,709 --> 00:26:48,972 No. 539 00:26:49,043 --> 00:26:51,569 They told us about the plane crash. 540 00:26:51,646 --> 00:26:52,670 They told you? 541 00:26:52,747 --> 00:26:54,010 He did, yeah. 542 00:26:54,082 --> 00:26:57,211 Plane crash, granddad. Mm! 543 00:26:57,285 --> 00:26:59,117 Very moving story. 544 00:26:59,187 --> 00:27:00,678 What are you getting at? 545 00:27:00,755 --> 00:27:03,657 But is that the real reason, hmm? 546 00:27:03,725 --> 00:27:05,216 Or is there something else? 547 00:27:05,293 --> 00:27:08,024 Something you're hoping you might find? 548 00:27:08,096 --> 00:27:09,621 The first one. 549 00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:10,960 - Really? - Really. 550 00:27:11,032 --> 00:27:14,867 You don't need metal detectors to lay a wreath. 551 00:27:14,936 --> 00:27:16,905 Oh, wise words. 552 00:27:19,007 --> 00:27:21,806 We wanted to see you, actually. To thank you. 553 00:27:21,876 --> 00:27:24,812 We have formed a brand-new club. 554 00:27:24,879 --> 00:27:26,609 - That so? - Yes. 555 00:27:26,681 --> 00:27:29,048 You did us a big favor when you absorbed 556 00:27:29,117 --> 00:27:31,211 some of our less-committed members. 557 00:27:31,286 --> 00:27:33,016 Allowed us to streamline. 558 00:27:33,087 --> 00:27:35,318 We are now a highly efficient unit 559 00:27:35,390 --> 00:27:38,417 comprising a dozen or so elite detectorists. 560 00:27:38,493 --> 00:27:39,426 What are you called? 561 00:27:39,494 --> 00:27:41,258 The Dirt Sharks. 562 00:27:41,329 --> 00:27:44,060 - Eww. Really? - Yuck. 563 00:27:44,132 --> 00:27:46,260 And what's wrong with the Dirt Sharks? 564 00:27:46,334 --> 00:27:48,599 Sounds a bit, you know... 565 00:27:48,670 --> 00:27:51,003 - Aggressive. - Invasive. 566 00:27:51,072 --> 00:27:52,438 I don't think so. 567 00:27:52,507 --> 00:27:54,533 - Predatory. - Predatory, yes. 568 00:27:54,609 --> 00:27:56,578 Sharks are highly efficient hunters. 569 00:27:56,644 --> 00:27:59,978 And you, with your metal detectors, 570 00:28:00,048 --> 00:28:02,950 are like sharks swimming not through water, 571 00:28:03,017 --> 00:28:04,349 but through dirt, 572 00:28:04,419 --> 00:28:07,947 and hunting for metal instead of food? 573 00:28:08,022 --> 00:28:10,514 Yeah. Exactly. 574 00:28:10,591 --> 00:28:12,025 Oh, yeah, that's good, that is. 575 00:28:12,093 --> 00:28:13,527 Yeah, it works. It's good. 576 00:28:13,594 --> 00:28:14,527 Well done. 577 00:28:14,595 --> 00:28:15,187 Yeah. 578 00:28:15,263 --> 00:28:18,392 So, what, are you, uh, looking to share our permissions? 579 00:28:18,466 --> 00:28:22,870 'Cause you got two hopes of that... Bob and no. 580 00:28:22,937 --> 00:28:24,269 It's amazing. 581 00:28:24,339 --> 00:28:28,140 Why is it I understand so very little of what you say? 582 00:28:28,209 --> 00:28:30,303 'Cause you're as thick as two short plonks. 583 00:28:30,378 --> 00:28:31,812 - Planks. - You're welcome. 584 00:28:35,450 --> 00:28:36,543 Come on, Paul. 585 00:28:38,119 --> 00:28:39,610 Don't... 586 00:28:41,356 --> 00:28:43,621 What a mallet. 587 00:28:43,691 --> 00:28:47,059 Why are they here? What do they think they know? 588 00:28:48,463 --> 00:28:49,954 Phone Sophie. 589 00:28:50,031 --> 00:28:53,798 Make sure Peter knows not to say anything else. 590 00:28:53,868 --> 00:28:56,064 Tell him to keep schtum. 591 00:28:56,137 --> 00:28:58,231 Sound of silence.