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[Baby crying]

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MAN: in order to get outside

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and get this guy in a rear naked choke,
and he passes out.

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- WOMAN: Oh, fuck. Really?
- Yeah.

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- That's terrible.
- No, it was awesome.

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[Both laugh]

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I'm Robbie Barkley, and you're
watching "Hollywood Extreme."

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And another young man
comes forward with allegations

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that he was sexually molested
by Michael Jackson

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while visiting the Neverland Ranch.

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His parents claimed
to keep the secret under wraps

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because they loved his music.

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WOMAN: Why don't they
just leave him alone?

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All Michael ever wanted to do
was make people happy.

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MAN: That's all he wanted to do.

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You know, people don't know
what happened

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between him and those kids.
They weren't there.

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They're just a bunch of jealous haters.

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WOMAN: I hate people who say bad things
about Michael Jackson.

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MAN: I fucking hate haters!

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FRANK: I hate my neighbors.

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The constant cacophony of stupidity

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that pours from their apartment
is absolutely soul-crushing.

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MAN: And you know what?
And I looked him right in the eye.

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I go, "You're retarded," and then I
punched him right in the face.

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FRANK: It doesn't matter
how politely I ask them

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to practice some common courtesy.

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They're incapable of comprehending
that their actions affect other people.

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They have a complete lack
of consideration for anyone else

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and an overly developed sense
of entitlement.

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They have no decency,
no concern, no shame.

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They do not care that I suffer

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from debilitating migraines
and insomnia.

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They do not care
that I have to go to work

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or that I want to kill them.

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I know it's not normal to want to kill.

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But I also know
that I am no longer normal.

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- [Crying continues]
- FRANK: I hate that baby.

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I hate that baby's fat, stupid face.

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Hey, buddy.
What's wrong?

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A lot.

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I'm Robbie Barkley,
and this has been "Hollywood"...

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[Woman screams]

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Take it easy, bro.

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I'm not your bro.

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WOMAN: [Screams]
Oh, God!

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Please don't shoot!
I have a baby!

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[Gunshot, "Brahms' Lullaby" plays]

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[Music stops, crying continues]

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MAN: Look at this, look at this.
This is just tragic.

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WOMAN: Oh, God.

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What is wrong with Lindsay Lohan?

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She used to have a lot of potential.
I don't know what happened.

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[Farts]

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ANNOUNCER: It's the most
hilarious ringtone ever!

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Just text P-I-G-F-A-R...

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REPORTER: Controversial Reverend
Artemus Goran

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and his supporters
are back in the news.

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This time protesting
at a cancer victim's funeral.

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God hates fags!
God hates fags!

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God hates fags!

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[Explosion]

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- VELOCitea.
- VELOCitea.

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It's in your face.

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[Hip-hop music plays]

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ANNOUNCER:
Coming up on "Tuff Gurlz"...

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[Women screaming]

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Listen, you [bleep] skank,
don't you [bleep]

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[Screaming indistinctly]

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Did you [bleep] poop in my food?!

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WOMAN: What? What?

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- You bitch!
- [Screams]

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[Screaming continues]

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MAN: I think she's a traitor
and should be tried for treason.

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Look, just because
she lost her son in the war

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does not give her the right

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to disrespect
all of our brave sons and daughters

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who are serving our country right now.

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Frankly, I think
her son's better off dead,

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because now he doesn't have
to see the jerk

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that his mother has turned into.

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And, now, I know, I know.

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Before you all start
flying off the handle with,

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"Oh, Mike, how can you be
so heartless?"

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let me remind you,
there's three things I love...

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my mother, my country,

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and the men and women
who fight the fight over there

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so we don't have to fight it here.

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That's it for "Fuller Talk."

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You've heard the end of the statement.

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Remember to order
all your "Fuller Talk" products

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at the 800 number
at the bottom of the screen.

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We've still got plenty
of T-shirts available.

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Remember, two for...

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REPORTER: The boys were caught
after setting the homeless man on fire

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and then posting video footage
of the attack online.

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MEN: Dumb Nutz!

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Dumb Nutz!

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MAN: Oh [bleep]

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MAN
[Bleep]

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Dumb Nutz!

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MAN: We have a press

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that just gives him a free pass
because he's black

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so he doesn't have to work hard

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like the rest of us
who play by the rules.

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That... is the world we live in,
ladies and gentlemen.

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- What's your name?
- Steven Clark.

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What are you singing for us,
Steven Clark?

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STEVEN: [Off-key]
where you're going to?

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MAN: What?

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that life is showing you?

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- [Woman laughs]
-

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there's no open door

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- [British accent] I'm stopping you.
- [Laughter]

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-
- Okay, okay, stop.

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I'm hoping that you'll stop.
Stop, please.

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- You are kidding me, right?
- [Laughter]

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You're wasting our time, Steven.

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What are you doing?
Stop bowing.

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Just stop everything and listen to me.

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Do...

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Do you have a mental problem?

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- [Laughter]
- No.

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Go get some psychiatric help.

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I'll see you in Hollywood.

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Uh, I can't answer that question.

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NARRATOR: He also killed
his wife and mother,

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bringing the total
to 16 dead and 33 wounded,

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all in one tragic afternoon.

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A former altar boy and Eagle Scout,

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he climbed the University of Texas
clock tower in 1966

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and, using his high-powered
rifles and Marine training,

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he became America's first spree killer.

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WOMAN: Meet Steven Clark,
the newest star

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from last night's "American Superstarz."

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Now, if you missed the show,

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you might want
to plug your ears for this one.

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STEVEN:
where you're going to?

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Okay, okay, stop.
I'm hoping that you'll stop.

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That's my favorite part of the show,
when they have the crazies on.

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WOMAN: I know.

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I feel so guilty for laughing,
but it is so funny.

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[Laughs] Wake up!
This is ridicu...

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[Birds chirping]

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- Good morning.
- Yeah?

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- WOMAN: Who is it?
- You blocked me in again.

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You blocked yourself in, bro.

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Okay.

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Could you move your car?
I'm running kind of late.

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Now?

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FRANK: Yeah.

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WOMAN: Tell him to park his car
away from us.

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[Sighs deeply]

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Fine.

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WOMAN: Do you know
where the remote is?

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Dude, you need
to leave yourself more room.

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FRANK: Right.

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WOMAN: In fact,
40% of adult Americans

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cannot read
above a fourth-grade level.

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When high schoolers were asked

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what living American
they would want to be,

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the majority of girls
answered Kim Kardashian,

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and the majority of boys

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answered any male cast member
on the "Jersey Shore."

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We are listener-supported radio.

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We can only stay on the air with...

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[Beep]

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I'm really late, Ed.

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[Scoffs]

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How about you remember
how to park your fucking car?

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[Heavy metal music plays]

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MAN: Hey, if he plays this well
with one testicle,

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maybe the whole team should get cancer.

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MAN

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Send all angry letters
and cards to the E-Man here.

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MAN
Okay, well, I'm the bad guy, all right?

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What? I'm just saying
what you're all thinking.

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- This ain't your daddy's sports show.
- [Channel changes]

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ANNOUNCER: The much larger male
burrito machismo experience.

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It's extreme.

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[Channel changes, hip-hop music plays]

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MAN
of "American Superstarz,"

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when they have the retards on.

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- MAN
- MAN

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- [Channel changes]
- D.J.: We're giving you

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backstage passes, and all you have to do
is touch her on the tit

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and then maybe box a little bit.

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Jesus, how long have you
worked on this show,

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and you don't know
how to screen the dirty girls?

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We want to see blood,
we want to see tears,

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we want to see one
of you whores get knocked out.

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Hit her in her defective tit.

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[Cellphone ringing]

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Hi.

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What's up? You called.

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I was just trying to figure out
what time to pick up Ava tomorrow.

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Ava says she doesn't want to visit you.

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Yeah, well, she's going to.

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Frank, I can't make her.

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Yes, you can.
You're the adult.

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Put her on the phone.

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All right.

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Hey, Ava, honey...

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It's your dad.

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I'm doing something important.

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WOMAN:
Well, maybe you can press "pause"?

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But I'm almost to the next level!

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Hit "pause."

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[Sighs]

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Hi, Daddy.

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Hey, kid!
You excited to come see me tomorrow?

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I want to stay with mommy.

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Why?

217
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Because there's nothing to do
at your house.

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What do you mean there's nothing to do?
We do lots of stuff.

219
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We play in the park, we go to the zoo,
we make art.

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Your house is boring!

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Well, you're coming to see me.

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Do you have a present for me?

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FRANK: No.

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Hey.

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Where'd she go?

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She just handed the phone back.

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You know, I should have never let you
move her out of town.

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Frank, she didn't like to come visit you
even when we lived in Syracuse.

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All right, well, Alison,

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see what you can do
about changing her mind, okay?

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Bye.

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So, we're done talking?

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No, Brad.
Oh, hey, listen, um...

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I'm not sure I remembered to tell you,
but, um...

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Brad and I are getting married.

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Well, tell Brad, uh...

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when he's down there
to smell my balls, all right?

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Frank says hi.

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Tell him hi back.

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Bye, Ava!

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FRANK: Alison, get her to come, okay?

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It means everything to me.

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ALISON: God, Frank, I'll try, all right?

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00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,923
You are such a drama queen.

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AVA: Drama queen!
Drama queen!

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Daddy is a drama queen!

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Yeah, thanks.

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Hi, Karen.

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Hi.

250
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Oh, uh...

251
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here's that book
I was telling you about.

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Thanks.

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[Laughter]

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00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,083
BOSS: True, true.
But you know what I was thinking?

255
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,293
If he plays that good
with only one testicle,

256
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,961
maybe the whole team should get cancer.

257
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,797
- [Laughter]
- Oh, killed it, boss!

258
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,173
I can't believe you said that!

259
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,218
BOSS: Oh, come on, I'm just saying
what you're all thinking.

260
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,595
[Laughter]

261
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,140
WOMAN: Oh, my God!
I feel so bad for him. Is he for real?

262
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,350
WOMAN

263
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,227
He was on "Fat Boy" this morning.

264
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,604
MAN: That's real all right... real bad!

265
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,941
WOMAN

266
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,360
MAN

267
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,694
- Not!
- [Laughter]

268
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,030
WOMAN
You had me.

269
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,323
[Laughs]

270
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,620
MAN
on that one!

271
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,416
[Indistinct conversation and laughter]

272
00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,001
WOMAN: You probably like him secretly.

273
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,837
See? Right there.

274
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:38,048
STEVEN:
that life is...

275
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:40,509
MAN
Yeah.

276
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,971
STEVEN:

277
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,139
Oh!

278
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,058
[Screaming]

279
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,310


280
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:54,481

there's no open door

281
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:59,111


282
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:02,030
So, what about you, Frank?

283
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:05,325
Did you see that freak
on "American Superstarz" last night?

284
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:06,577
What?

285
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,329
Last night, the freak
on "American Superstarz"?

286
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,789
No.

287
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:14,209
I mean, yes,
I saw that guy accidentally.

288
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:17,880
I don't watch "American Superstarz."

289
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,423
You don't watch it, but you saw him.

290
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,801
Yeah, right.
What, are you too good for the show?

291
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:25,512
Yeah, I'm too good for a karaoke contest

292
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,723
that makes stars
out of people with no talent.

293
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,766
[Scoffs]
You can't say that, dude!

294
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,643
Some of those kids have real talent.

295
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,353
No, they don't.

296
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:36,982
They have good pitch.
They're relatively clean.

297
00:13:37,108 --> 00:13:40,068
They're non-threatening
to little girls and old ladies.

298
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,695
They have the ability to stand in line

299
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:45,616
with a stadium full of other
desperate and confused people.

300
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,910
But I assure you, they are talent-free.

301
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,829
Yeah, well, I bet 32 million people
would disagree with you, bro,

302
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,999
'cause that's how many people called in
to vote last year on the finale.

303
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,167
FRANK: [Scoffs]

304
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:57,920
I wish I was a super-genius inventor

305
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,796
and could come up with a way
to make a telephone

306
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,007
into an explosive device
that was triggered

307
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:05,636
by the "American Superstarz"
voting number.

308
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,347
The battery could explode
and leave a mark on the face

309
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:12,559
so I could know who to avoid talking to
before they even talked.

310
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,478
Yeah, I could look and say,

311
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,314
"Mm, no, you're not gonna be
saying anything

312
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,441
that's gonna add any value to my life."

313
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,818
Yeah, but it's funny.
I mean, you gotta admit that.

314
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,071
Steven Clark, that's funny shit, Frank.

315
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,366
It's not nice to laugh
at someone who's not all there.

316
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,910
It's the same type
of freak-show distraction

317
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,830
that comes along every time
a mighty empire starts collapsing.

318
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:36,542
"American Superstarz"
is the new Colosseum.

319
00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,835
And I won't participate
in watching a show

320
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:42,923
where the weak are torn apart
every week for our entertainment.

321
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,758
I'm done, really.

322
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,010
Everything is so cruel now.

323
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,304
I just want it all to stop.

324
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,181
WOMAN: I feel sorry
for Jennifer Aniston.

325
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,849
WOMAN

326
00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,768
You know, and I don't care
how many foreigners she adopts,

327
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,228
I do not like Angelina Jolie.

328
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,437
WOMAN

329
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,440
I mean, nobody talks
about anything anymore.

330
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,318
They just regurgitate
everything they see on TV

331
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,321
or hear on the radio
or watch on the web.

332
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,157
When was the last time you had
a real conversation with someone

333
00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,409
without somebody texting

334
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,870
or looking at a screen
or a monitor over your head?

335
00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,206
You know, a conversation
about something

336
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:22,504
that wasn't celebrities, gossip, sports,
or pop politics?

337
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,047
You know, something...

338
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:27,467
something important
or something personal?

339
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:31,888
You know what?

340
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,016
"Tate and Jeff" were talking
about that this morning.

341
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:38,270
They were saying how their freedom
of speech is in jeopardy.

342
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,063
What, you don't listen to them, either?

343
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,690
No, I don't.

344
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:42,899
[Laughs]

345
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:45,569
What, are you more of
a "K.T. and the Snake Pit" type of guy?

346
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,696
'Cause those guys are pussies,
Frank, all right?

347
00:15:47,822 --> 00:15:49,990
And they stole everything they got
from "Tate and Jeff."

348
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,367
I really don't like any of them.

349
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,161
How can you say that, bro?

350
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,871
So, maybe they're not
"politically correct,"

351
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,706
but it's funny, Frank.

352
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:01,585
Well, seeing how as I'm not afraid
of foreigners or people with vaginas,

353
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,046
I guess I'm just not
their target audience.

354
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,213
You don't get it.

355
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:07,299
If you got it,
you wouldn't be so offended.

356
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,718
Oh, I get it, and I am offended.

357
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,136
Not because I got a problem

358
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,848
with bitter, predictable,
whiny millionaire disc jockeys

359
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,477
complaining about celebrities
or how tough their life is,

360
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,771
while I live in an apartment
with paper-thin walls

361
00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:22,272
next to a couple of Neanderthals

362
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,399
who, instead of a baby,
decided to give birth

363
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,944
to some kind of nocturnal
civil defense air-raid siren

364
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,906
that goes off every fucking night
like it's Pearl Harbor.

365
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:33,617
I'm not offended that they act
like it's my responsibility

366
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:38,163
to protect their rights to pick
on the weak like pack animals

367
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:41,166
or that we're supposed to support
their freedom of speech

368
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,460
when they don't give a fuck
about yours or mine.

369
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,004
So you're against freedom of speech now?

370
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,798
That's in the Bill of Rights, man.

371
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:54,179
I would defend their freedom of speech
if I thought it was in jeopardy.

372
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,931
I would defend their freedom of speech

373
00:16:56,057 --> 00:17:01,353
to tell uninspired, bigoted blow-job,
gay-bashing racist and rape jokes

374
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,940
all under the guise of being edgy,
but that's not the edge.

375
00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,316
That's what sells.

376
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:10,862
They couldn't possibly pander any harder
or be more commercially mainstream,

377
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:14,491
because this is the "Oh, no,
you didn't say that" generation,

378
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:17,452
where a shocking comment
has more weight than the truth.

379
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:21,498
No one has any shame anymore,
and we're supposed to celebrate it.

380
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,042
I saw a woman throw a used tampon

381
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,420
at another woman last night
on network television,

382
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:30,006
a network that bills itself
as "Today's Woman's" channel.

383
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:34,136
Kids beat each other blind
and post it on YouTube.

384
00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,929
I mean, do you remember

385
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,641
when eating rats and maggots
on "Survivor" was shocking?

386
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:42,269
It all seems so quaint now.

387
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,938
I'm sure the girls
from "Two Girls, One Cup"

388
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,275
are gonna have their own
dating show on VH1 any day now.

389
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,486
I mean, why have a civilization anymore

390
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:55,490
if we no longer are interested
in being civilized?

391
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,829
BOSS: Frank...

392
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,748
Can I see you in my office?

393
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:05,333
Uh, yeah, sure.

394
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,797
Come on in.
Have a seat.

395
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,265
- You know Ronald from HR.
- Yeah, yeah.

396
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,851
- Hello.
- Hi.

397
00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:28,023
Frank, there's no easy way
to bring this up,

398
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,650
so... let's just cut to the chase.

399
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,488
What is your relationship
to Karen in reception?

400
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,491
Frank, what is your relationship
to Karen in reception?

401
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,411
Oh, well, uh, I just started
talking to her recently.

402
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,662
She's very nice.

403
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:45,499
We sit together at lunch.

404
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,834
Is something wrong?

405
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,544
What is she accused of?

406
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,796
I find it hard to believe

407
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,881
that she would ever do anything
to hurt the company.

408
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:54,716
I see.

409
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,638
Did you send Karen
flowers to her home?

410
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,181
Yeah.

411
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,183
Yeah, I did.

412
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,560
Why?

413
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,687
Well, she said
she was having a bad day,

414
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,607
and I thought it would
make her feel better.

415
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,526
How did you get her address?

416
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,737
I looked it up.

417
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,656
I went in the records.

418
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:20,700
You understand that's a huge violation
of company policy, right?

419
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:23,119
Well, yeah, but I didn't want
to have them delivered to the office.

420
00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,371
I didn't want to embarrass...

421
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,122
Frank, I'm going to have to let you go.

422
00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,208
You're kidding, right?

423
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,335
No, Frank, I'm not kidding.

424
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:32,712
This company has
a strict no-tolerance policy

425
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,507
about harassment
in the workplace, and...

426
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,969
Well, Karen doesn't feel safe
with you employed here.

427
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:42,264
She's never said anything
like that to me.

428
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:44,349
Why don't I go talk to her,
and then we'll...

429
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,852
Frank, listen to me for a second.

430
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,146
Now...

431
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,193
I want you to leave quietly.

432
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:58,655
Don't harass Karen or anyone else
on the staff as you leave.

433
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,908
Your severance checks
will be mailed to you.

434
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,369
This is ridiculous.
I've been here 11 years.

435
00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,454
I know, Frank.
I know it's ridiculous.

436
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,248
But it's not me.

437
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,000
It's the higher-ups.

438
00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,836
Let me know if you need
a recommendation.

439
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:33,982
Would you ask her for my book back?

440
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,276
He wants his book back.

441
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,738
Thank you, Danny.

442
00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:07,307
[Sighs] A tumor this size
is very dangerous.

443
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,475
[Cellphone ringing]

444
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:15,732
Unfortunately, surgery to remove it
can be just as dangerous as leaving it.

445
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:19,527
I advise you to discuss this
with your family.

446
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,279
[Ringing continues]

447
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,614
I'm sorry.

448
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:24,282
Oh, gotta take this.

449
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,744
Yeah.

450
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,164
What?

451
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,249
I wanted the one with the moon roof.

452
00:21:33,376 --> 00:21:35,043
The... The... The...

453
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,088
No, like the one we test-drove.

454
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:39,839
[Sighs]

455
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,133
I'm going to fuck you.

456
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:43,385
I'm gonna come down to the dealership

457
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,512
and I'm gonna fuck you in the ass,
you understand?

458
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,431
I'm gonna come down there,
I'm gonna rip your cock off,

459
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,433
I'm gonna shove it right up...
No, you know what?

460
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:54,312
I'm gonna tear the cock off
of that giant purple gorilla

461
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,148
and shove that up your ass.

462
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,734
Yes, maybe then you should look
into a moon roof.

463
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,278
Yeah, that'd be great.

464
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,447
Thank you!

465
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,034
[Sighs]

466
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,997
Do you have any family?

467
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:14,374
No, not really.

468
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,926
Sir?

469
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,095
You can't be here.

470
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:29,222
ANNOUNCER: This Tuesday,

471
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:32,142
forget everything you know
about bowling.

472
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:35,103
This is bowling on steroids!

473
00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:38,148
[Guitar wails]

474
00:22:38,274 --> 00:22:40,859
Bowling Beatdown Raw!

475
00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,903
You think you know bowling?

476
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,947
Suck it!

477
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:49,826
All right, people, make me happy.
What do you got? Give me something.

478
00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,287
We got this dude Steven Clark
from "American Superstarz."

479
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,080
HOST: He is a freak, right?!

480
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,707
It's ridiculous!
Very funny!

481
00:22:56,751 --> 00:23:02,297

that life is showing you?

482
00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,882
I heard he lives with his mom.

483
00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,509
Oh, shock! Whoa!
[Laughing]

484
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,471
BRITISH JUDGE:
You're wasting our time, Steven.

485
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:10,680
What are you doing?

486
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,557
Stop bowing.
Just stop everything.

487
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,309
That guy is a freak.

488
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:17,062
Find out as much about
that weirdo as you can, okay?

489
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:21,399
STEVEN:
what you're hoping for?

490
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:22,567
Hi, my name is Chloe.

491
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:25,862
I live in Virginia Beach,
and I rule Holy Cross.

492
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,406
[Theme music plays]

493
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,035
GIRL: I love Chloe.

494
00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:33,286
She's my bestest friend ever,

495
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,038
and I feel really blessed
to have her in my life.

496
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:36,706
Like, I don't know
what I would do without her.

497
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:37,999
She's, like, my best friend.

498
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,585
She's so pretty, she's so beautiful,
and she's so rich!

499
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:44,297
I love her!
This party is gonna be amazing! Yeah!

500
00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:52,639
We love you, Chloe!
We love you, Chloe!

501
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,974
[Cheering]

502
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,893
CHLOE: I only wear labels,
and since I live in Virginia,

503
00:23:57,019 --> 00:24:00,355
of course I couldn't find a dress
good enough for my party.

504
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,690
[Buzzer blaring]

505
00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:05,193
So I told daddy we had to go to Paris.

506
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,487
I'm all about couture.

507
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:08,947
WOMAN: We can be twinsies!

508
00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:10,532
Mother, you look like a whore!

509
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,450
[Glass shatters]

510
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:13,618
This is about me.

511
00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,995
God, I hate you!
You ruin everything!

512
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,003
[Mother laughs]

513
00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,964
Use it in good health.

514
00:24:26,090 --> 00:24:28,925
- Happy birthday, sweetheart!
- Remember, no boys in the back.

515
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,970
[Mother and father laughing]

516
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,847
- [Laughs]
- MOTHER: Baby?

517
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,765
FATHER: Say something, honey.
Come on.

518
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,768
- The camera's on.
- I wanted an Escalade.

519
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:41,020
- You said...
- Take it back then!

520
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,106
I wanted an Escalade!

521
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,358
- Daddy can take it ba...
- Get away from me!

522
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:47,694
It's my job as a parent
to make her happy,

523
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:50,029
so I screwed up this time,
because she's not happy.

524
00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:53,074
That's the evidence of it.
If she's not happy, I screwed up.

525
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,495
So, tell us all about Chloe!

526
00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:01,291
MOTHER: Chloe is not just my daughter,
she is my best friend.

527
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:02,834
CHLOE: Mother!

528
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,086
They're asking me.
I'm very popular.

529
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,671
Everyone loves me
because my family's rich

530
00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,131
and because I'm so pretty.

531
00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,842
This is the biggest day of my life,
and you're [bleep] it up!

532
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,927
Are you serious?!
You're so stupid!

533
00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:16,014
You're not even doing anything!
I'm doing all the work!

534
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:20,101
What the [bleep] is that, Dad?!
What the [bleep] is that?!

535
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,520
FATHER: You know what?
Let's do this without them around.

536
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,315
CHLOE: No, you can stay.
I don't care about you, okay?

537
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:26,649
All I...

538
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:30,111
[Cellphone vibrating]

539
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,946
- Hey.
- I hate mommy!

540
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,573
I hate mommy!

541
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,033
What are you talking about?

542
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:38,453
AVA: She got me a Blackberry,
and I wanted an iPhone.

543
00:25:38,579 --> 00:25:41,122
Okay. Okay, honey.

544
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:42,957
Let me talk to your mommy.

545
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:45,001
Hello?

546
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:46,336
You got her a Blackberry?

547
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:49,172
Look, Frank, I don't want to hear it.
I feel bad enough as it is.

548
00:25:49,298 --> 00:25:51,257
I thought it's what she really wanted.

549
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,260
No, I mean, why would you get her
a Blackberry or an iPhone?

550
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,179
I don't need this right now.

551
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,933
Did you talk to her
about me picking her up?

552
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:03,186
Ava, princess, do you want
to go see your dad?

553
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,938
I want an iPhone!
I don't want my dad!

554
00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,273
I hate going there!
I never want to see him again!

555
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,943
I want an iPhone!
I want an iPhone! I want an iPhone!

556
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,861
Frank, I gotta go.

557
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,696
[Crying]

558
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,783
[Crickets chirping]

559
00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,502
CHLOE: No, you can stay.
You can stay.

560
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,588
I don't care about you, okay?
All I care about is my party.

561
00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:15,216
- FATHER: Turn that off.
- CHLOE: Dad, listen to me!

562
00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,885
This is the biggest day of my life,
and you're [bleep] it up!

563
00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:18,928
Are you serious?!

564
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,306
You're so stupid!
You're not even doing anything!

565
00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:23,266
I'm doing all the work!

566
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:25,268
What the [bleep] is that, Dad?!

567
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,103
What the [bleep] is that?!

568
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:29,480
Dad, listen to me!
You're not listening to me!

569
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,774
You're just talking
to the [bleep] cameras!

570
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,694
[Black Rebel Motorcycle Club's
"Beat the Devil's Tattoo" plays]

571
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:37,613
I don't care about gift bags...

572
00:27:45,748 --> 00:27:50,126

all the love you've taken

573
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:55,548

there's nowhere left to fall

574
00:27:55,674 --> 00:28:00,219

every bone is breakin'

575
00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:05,600

it just keeps holdin' on

576
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:29,832

death is all you cradle

577
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:34,921

there's nowhere left to fall

578
00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,255
[Engine turns over]

579
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:40,051

every man desires

580
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:45,306

when there's no one left to pawn

581
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,955


582
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,541


583
00:29:11,667 --> 00:29:14,001


584
00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:16,462


585
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:18,923


586
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:21,467


587
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,928


588
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:26,389


589
00:29:26,515 --> 00:29:28,933


590
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:31,352


591
00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:33,813


592
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:36,399


593
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,818


594
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:45,491
Hey, creepy.

595
00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,870
Isn't the schoolgirl thing
a little played out?

596
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,961
[School bell rings]

597
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:12,810
[Car alarm beeps]

598
00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:18,483
CHLOE: Goddamn it!
No, I don't want that!

599
00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:21,110
Mom, it's against the law
to talk on the phone when I'm driving.

600
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:23,237
I'm going, okay? Bye!

601
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:29,202
[Car alarm beeps]

602
00:30:32,122 --> 00:30:33,623
Don't move and don't make a sound.

603
00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,167
If you want the car, just take it.
My parents got me the wrong one anyway.

604
00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:37,793
Yeah, that's a fucking tragedy.

605
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:39,837
- What are you doing?!
- Nothing.

606
00:30:41,715 --> 00:30:50,640
Help!

607
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:55,853
ALICE COOPER:


608
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:03,069


609
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:06,280
[Music stops,
Chloe continues screaming]

610
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:09,033
Shit! Shit! Fuck! God!

611
00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,118
Fuck! God damn it!

612
00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:12,370
Help!

613
00:31:12,496 --> 00:31:13,704
- Fuck!
- Chloe?

614
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,915
- FRANK: Ow! Ow!
- CHLOE: Help!

615
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,083
Whole...

616
00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:18,960
[Gunshot]

617
00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:25,424


618
00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:29,095
Did you just kill Chloe?

619
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:31,556
[Teens shouting indistinctly]

620
00:31:31,682 --> 00:31:34,475
Awesome.

621
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:35,893


622
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,937
[Engine turns over]

623
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:41,691


624
00:31:41,817 --> 00:31:44,402


625
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:45,695
[Crickets chirping]

626
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:09,969
[Knock on door]

627
00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,721
GIRL: Hello?!

628
00:32:11,847 --> 00:32:15,057
Weird drifter guy?

629
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:18,561
Look, I know you're in there!

630
00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:21,314
[Knocking on door]

631
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,860
Hi.

632
00:32:25,986 --> 00:32:27,028
What are you doing?

633
00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:28,404
Nothing.

634
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:30,990
Great! Me too.
[Chuckles]

635
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:34,243
I'm Roxy.
What's your name?

636
00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:35,411
Frank.

637
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:39,332
Great! It's really excellent
to meet you, Frank.

638
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,876
Tell me all about it.

639
00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:43,919
About what?

640
00:32:44,046 --> 00:32:46,464
Did the bitch cry?

641
00:32:47,674 --> 00:32:48,716
Yeah.

642
00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:49,967
[Gasps]

643
00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,762
That is... fantastic!

644
00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:55,848
Oh, God, I wish I could have
seen it up close!

645
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,767
Whoo! [Laughs]

646
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:00,811
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Somebody just made that.

647
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:02,647
Jumping Jesus Christ, Frank!

648
00:33:02,773 --> 00:33:05,608
Live it up!
This is the best day ever!

649
00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:06,942
Who are you killing next?

650
00:33:07,069 --> 00:33:08,444
Do you take requests?

651
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:11,405
'Cause I was thinking
maybe some Kardashians.

652
00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,658
My gym coach.

653
00:33:13,784 --> 00:33:15,159
People who give high fives.

654
00:33:15,285 --> 00:33:16,994
Really any jock.

655
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,454
Twihards.

656
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,832
People who talk about "punk rock."

657
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,460
- Who else really rips my cock off?
- Get off the bed.

658
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,629
Oh, Mormons
and other religious assholes

659
00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,547
who won't let gay people be married.

660
00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:31,092
And adult women
who call their tits "the girls."

661
00:33:31,218 --> 00:33:32,927
- Ew, like...
- Stop it!

662
00:33:34,888 --> 00:33:39,016
Just, please, be quiet.

663
00:33:39,142 --> 00:33:41,477
Get off the bed, huh?

664
00:33:41,603 --> 00:33:43,479
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

665
00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:46,232
I... I'm kind of busy right now.

666
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,654
[Gasps]

667
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,573
Awesome.

668
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,951
Uh, be careful with that.

669
00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,501
- Wait.
- No, don't do that.

670
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:06,919
That's kind of personal.

671
00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:12,800
"Dear Ava,
your life will be better without me.

672
00:34:12,926 --> 00:34:14,385
I'm sorry.

673
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:16,011
Love, Dad."

674
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,225
A suicide note?

675
00:34:21,351 --> 00:34:23,269
Are you fucking kidding me?

676
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,396
God, the greatest thing
that ever happened around here,

677
00:34:25,522 --> 00:34:27,356
and you're just some sad-sack pussy?

678
00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:29,567
Goddamn it.

679
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:32,987
Well, do it, then.
I want to watch.

680
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,908
Let's go!

681
00:34:38,034 --> 00:34:40,578
How do you know I won't kill you?

682
00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,205
I don't.

683
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:47,168
And, frankly, Frank,
I don't fucking care.

684
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:03,851
Frank?

685
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,102
What?

686
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,230
I got an idea.

687
00:35:31,379 --> 00:35:32,671
[Zipper zipping]

688
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,052
Okay, go ahead.

689
00:35:38,178 --> 00:35:40,471
You sure you're ready now?

690
00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:43,516
Yup. All systems go.

691
00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:51,190
Wait again!

692
00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:52,817
Sorry.

693
00:35:52,943 --> 00:35:54,443
Can I say something first?

694
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,111
[Muffled] Go ahead.

695
00:35:57,781 --> 00:36:00,366
You know, it's just that...

696
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:03,786
you really had the chance
to do something awesome here.

697
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,871
But you're blowing it, Frank.

698
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,081
Now you're just gonna be remembered

699
00:36:07,207 --> 00:36:09,834
as some creepy, old stalker dude
who was in love

700
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:13,170
with some young twat
on a television show.

701
00:36:13,296 --> 00:36:16,131
Just a pervy old dude
that killed that girl

702
00:36:16,258 --> 00:36:19,760
and then himself
when he couldn't have her.

703
00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:21,011
Wah.

704
00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:24,098
I didn't kill her
because I couldn't have her.

705
00:36:24,224 --> 00:36:27,476
I killed her...
because she wasn't nice.

706
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:31,021
And that was a fantastic start, Frank!

707
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:36,277
Your instincts were right on.
She was a class-A cunt.

708
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:39,113
But with so many horrible people
in the world

709
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,366
who should be taking the big dirt nap...

710
00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:45,995
why quit now?

711
00:36:46,121 --> 00:36:48,163
You kill yourself, Frank,

712
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:51,000
and you're killing
the wrong person, which...

713
00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,209
would be a shame when there are

714
00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:56,589
so many other Chloes out there
who need to die.

715
00:36:58,842 --> 00:36:59,884
Like who?

716
00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:03,762
NASCAR fans.

717
00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:04,930
Country fans.

718
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,641
People who dress their babies
in band T-shirts.

719
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,394
No, no, no, no.
People who deserve to die.

720
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:14,148
All those people do deserve to die.

721
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,817
No.

722
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:22,740
Chloe's parents.

723
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:29,455
[Crickets chirping]

724
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,498
If anybody comes, you honk the horn.

725
00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,293
But no matter what you don't get out
of the car, you got it?

726
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:35,794
Aye-aye, captain.

727
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,505
- [Chuckles]
- I'm not kidding around.

728
00:37:38,632 --> 00:37:41,467
- Frank...
- What?

729
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,552
This is more fun
than killing yourself, right?

730
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:46,513
I don't know.

731
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,098
Yeah, I guess.

732
00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,892
Frank...

733
00:37:51,144 --> 00:37:52,853
Yeah.

734
00:37:55,065 --> 00:37:56,357
[Door closes]

735
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:58,901
[Gun cocks]

736
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:02,029
[Doorbell rings]

737
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,661
Yeah?

738
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,537
- Get in the house and shut the fuck up.
- Jesus.

739
00:38:10,664 --> 00:38:11,872
Get over here.
Get over here.

740
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,165
- Go! Go!
- MOTHER: Honey?

741
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,000
Get over there by the couch.
Get over there.

742
00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:16,377
FATHER: Do what he says.

743
00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,879
What do you want?
We could give you money.

744
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:21,173
Listen, I'm a very rich man.

745
00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:24,009
Don't you know who we are?
W-We're Chloe's parents!

746
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,386
We were all on TV!

747
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:27,721
FRANK:
Yeah, I know exactly who you are.

748
00:38:27,847 --> 00:38:29,515
I'm the man that killed your daughter.

749
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:31,850
- [Gunshot]
- [Screaming]

750
00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:33,143
Goddamn it!

751
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:36,105
Oh, God!
[Screaming]

752
00:38:37,565 --> 00:38:39,400
[Gun clicks]

753
00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:54,957
[Mother moaning]

754
00:39:16,187 --> 00:39:18,522
- Yes, we did it!
- Hey, hey, hey, get off me!

755
00:39:18,648 --> 00:39:20,399
I told you to stay in the car!

756
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:22,192
Frank, she was getting away.

757
00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,737
You mean "thanks"?

758
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:27,239
Yeah. Let's go.

759
00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:34,997
That was fucking crazy, right?

760
00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:36,832
Yeah.

761
00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:40,461
I feel...

762
00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:41,670
Good?

763
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:44,965
Yeah.

764
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:48,010
I feel good. It's weird.

765
00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:50,763
Thanks. Perfect.

766
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,476
You guys need some extra napkins?

767
00:39:56,978 --> 00:39:58,020
[Chuckles]

768
00:39:58,146 --> 00:40:01,774
[Both laughing]

769
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:04,193
[Screaming]

770
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,028
[Laughing]

771
00:40:06,154 --> 00:40:07,196
FRANK: Look, I'm sorry.

772
00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:09,281
I really thought this would work.

773
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,366
All right, my turn.

774
00:40:11,493 --> 00:40:12,576
Try me again.

775
00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:16,747
We're definitely gonna need
some new clothes.

776
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:19,416
So, where are we going next?

777
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:20,793
What do you mean "we"?

778
00:40:20,919 --> 00:40:22,628
There's no we.

779
00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:24,880
ROXY:
Frank, you have to take me with you.

780
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,215
No way.

781
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,050
ROXY: Come on, please?

782
00:40:28,176 --> 00:40:30,928
No. What about your family?

783
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:32,971
My family?

784
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:36,809
Well, my mother is what you
would call a crack whore.

785
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,977
I live in a trailer
with her and her boyfriend,

786
00:40:39,104 --> 00:40:43,565
and every night after she passes out
he comes into my room and rapes me.

787
00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:50,614
I don't know what to say.

788
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:51,824
Well, let's kill them.

789
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,951
[Gasps] Yes!

790
00:40:54,077 --> 00:40:55,119
Wait, no.

791
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,121
No, no, we can't keep killing
people we know.

792
00:40:57,247 --> 00:40:58,455
That's how people get caught.

793
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:01,542
We have to keep it random.

794
00:41:01,668 --> 00:41:05,087
That's a good idea.

795
00:41:05,213 --> 00:41:07,506
See? I'm already helping.

796
00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:09,258
So, please, Frank?

797
00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,051
Can I please come with you?

798
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,261
What about your friends?

799
00:41:12,387 --> 00:41:14,680
I mean, don't you got
any friends you can stay with?

800
00:41:14,806 --> 00:41:16,056
Frank...

801
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:18,517
I have no friends.

802
00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:21,520
FRANK: All right.

803
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,647
Really? Oh, thank you!

804
00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:26,191
Hey, listen, you know,
when I say something, it goes.

805
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:29,027
No more of this shit.
No more acting on your own.

806
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:31,697
ROXY: All right. Thank you.

807
00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:38,412
The washing machine's broken.
What?

808
00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:48,463
What are you doing?

809
00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:51,550
Seeing if there's anything
in the news about us or the murders.

810
00:41:51,676 --> 00:41:53,135
- Is there?
- Yeah.

811
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:55,721
On the murders.
Nothing about us.

812
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:58,682
"Murdered family
of reality star found"...

813
00:41:58,808 --> 00:42:00,017
FRANK: Hey, let me see that.

814
00:42:01,311 --> 00:42:02,769
[Window rolls down]

815
00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,438
[Grunts]

816
00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:05,647
- See ya!
- ROXY: [Laughs]

817
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:08,275
Oh, my God!

818
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:11,987
I had this shirt.

819
00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:13,155
It's still ugly.

820
00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:14,489
What do you think?

821
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:18,327
I think that might be
a little small on the belly.

822
00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:20,370
So, do you have a girlfriend?

823
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:22,623
I'm not gonna answer that question.

824
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,166
Why not?

825
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:25,667
'Cause you're a kid.

826
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,461
I don't want to have
an inappropriately mature

827
00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:29,922
conversation with you, all right?

828
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:32,925
I was only asking
because I thought you were gay.

829
00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:34,092
Well, I'm not gay.

830
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:36,178
You seem gay.

831
00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:37,554
- Really?
- Yes.

832
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,640
Wow.

833
00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:43,727
So, do you?
Have a girlfriend?

834
00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:45,646
- No.
- A wife?

835
00:42:45,772 --> 00:42:48,273
I did. Not anymore.

836
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,276
Oh.

837
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:53,195
Are you attracted to me?

838
00:42:53,321 --> 00:42:55,614
Don't be weird.

839
00:42:57,075 --> 00:42:59,076
You don't like me
because you think I'm ugly?

840
00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:02,496
I'm not attracted to you
because you're a child.

841
00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:04,248
And you think I'm ugly.

842
00:43:04,374 --> 00:43:07,709
[Sighs]
I'm not gonna answer that question.

843
00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,378
Well, what if we were the same age?

844
00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:11,672
I'm not gonna answer
that question, either.

845
00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:14,591
Oh, so you can kill a teenager,
just not fuck one?

846
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,093
Yeah.

847
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:19,263
But you do think I'm mature for my age.

848
00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:22,724
Not particularly.
[Sighs]

849
00:43:22,850 --> 00:43:25,852
You're seriously not interested
in me at all as a girlfriend?

850
00:43:25,979 --> 00:43:29,064
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm not a pedophile.

851
00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:31,775
What, so we're platonic spree killers?

852
00:43:31,901 --> 00:43:33,944
Yeah, and that's all.

853
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,862
Because you think I'm ugly.

854
00:43:35,989 --> 00:43:39,116
It's unethical for me
to answer that question,

855
00:43:39,242 --> 00:43:42,035
because I refuse to objectify a child.

856
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:44,830
I mean, that's part
of what's wrong with everything.

857
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,248
I'm not American Apparel.

858
00:43:46,374 --> 00:43:48,792
I'm not the creep that came up
with those Bratz dolls.

859
00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:50,252
All men like young girls.

860
00:43:50,378 --> 00:43:52,504
Oh, that's what society's
trying to sell ya,

861
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,339
but, you know,
maybe it's time for adult males

862
00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:57,301
to aim a little bit higher
than raping kids.

863
00:43:57,427 --> 00:44:01,513
I mean, fuck R. Kelly,
fuck Vladimir Nabokov,

864
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,516
and fuck Mary Kay Letourneau,
while we're at it.

865
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,684
[Scoffs]

866
00:44:05,810 --> 00:44:06,977
Fuck Woody Allen

867
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:10,188
and his whole "the heart wants
what it wants" bullshit.

868
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:12,691
You know, apparently
that erudite genius's heart

869
00:44:12,817 --> 00:44:13,859
wants the same thing

870
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,028
that every run-of-the-mill
pedophile wants...

871
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:19,531
a young, hairless Asian.

872
00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:23,285
Nobody cares
that they damage other people.

873
00:44:23,411 --> 00:44:27,080
I was just wondering
if you thought I was pretty.

874
00:44:27,206 --> 00:44:31,543
I won't be responsible
for the self-esteem of a teenager.

875
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:33,712
If you don't like it, you can cram it.

876
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:37,007
Fuck you, Frank.

877
00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:53,857
ROXY: Frank?

878
00:44:53,983 --> 00:44:55,442
Hey.

879
00:44:55,568 --> 00:44:57,861
Oh.

880
00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,488
I thought you left.

881
00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:02,074
I thought about it.

882
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,659
I got you something.

883
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,955
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I get it.

884
00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:11,124
Bonnie and Clyde, huh?

885
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:13,293
Well, fine,
you don't have to wear it.

886
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:15,796
I just don't usually wear hats.

887
00:45:15,922 --> 00:45:17,923
My head looks kind of weird in them.

888
00:45:23,096 --> 00:45:25,806
Although that one
looks pretty good, huh?

889
00:45:25,932 --> 00:45:27,641
Thanks. Thanks a lot.

890
00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:34,898
Yours looks good.
Patty Hearst, right?

891
00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:55,585
ANNOUNCER:
Thank you for choosing our theater.

892
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:59,965
As a courtesy to your fellow patrons,
please refrain from talking

893
00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:05,220
and please turn off your cell phones.

894
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:10,642
And now enjoy our feature presentation.

895
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,728
[Dramatic music plays]

896
00:46:16,983 --> 00:46:18,024
MAN: [Sighs]

897
00:46:18,151 --> 00:46:22,779
War is an atrocity.

898
00:46:24,157 --> 00:46:26,783
I mean, it takes young kids...

899
00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:29,703
good kids, for the most part...

900
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:32,205
turns them into animals...

901
00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:36,918
Hey, bitch.
No, I'm not doing anything.

902
00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:43,091
I'm in a movie.

903
00:46:43,217 --> 00:46:44,759
...stuff you never thought you'd do.

904
00:46:44,886 --> 00:46:46,511
- Oh, hey, look.
- Shh.

905
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:48,430
- How cute, right?
- Shh.

906
00:46:48,556 --> 00:46:51,683
Okay, mom.

907
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:57,939
- [Cellphone rings]
- Oh, oh. Shh, shh.

908
00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:00,567
Hello?
We're in the middle.

909
00:47:00,693 --> 00:47:01,776
We're in the middle!

910
00:47:01,903 --> 00:47:04,404
YOUNG MAN: Sad face!
Is that Matt?

911
00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:06,615
YOUNG WOMAN:
Oh, he's bringing food.

912
00:47:06,741 --> 00:47:09,201
Hey, did this really happen?

913
00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,746
Munchies!

914
00:47:12,872 --> 00:47:14,956
Thank you!

915
00:47:15,082 --> 00:47:16,666
[Speaks indistinctly]

916
00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,877
[Slurping]

917
00:47:19,003 --> 00:47:22,631
Some of the guys
start raping their mothers!

918
00:47:22,757 --> 00:47:25,926
[Laughing]

919
00:47:26,052 --> 00:47:27,761
Let's go.

920
00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:30,138
We go out, get a smoke...

921
00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:31,306
[Young man speaks indistinctly]

922
00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,975
[Continues laughing]

923
00:47:35,937 --> 00:47:37,854
Sit down.

924
00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:39,356
[Young woman continues laughing]

925
00:47:39,482 --> 00:47:40,607
No place to hide,

926
00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:42,901
because the villages
were supporting these bastards.

927
00:47:43,027 --> 00:47:44,986
So, um...

928
00:47:45,112 --> 00:47:47,405
[Cellphone ringing]

929
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:52,827
MAN: Hey, hey.

930
00:47:52,954 --> 00:47:54,037
No, I can't get...

931
00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:56,706
I'm at work.

932
00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:58,291
I can't. You're gonna have
to pick her up today.

933
00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:02,087
I can't get there.
I'm... I'm working.

934
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:05,048
Yeah. So...

935
00:48:05,174 --> 00:48:07,050
What can I tell you?
I'm swamped.

936
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,302
God.

937
00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:11,513
[Laughter]

938
00:48:11,639 --> 00:48:14,182
[Betty Hutton's
"It's Oh So Quiet" plays]

939
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:16,518
What are you looking at, old man?

940
00:48:16,644 --> 00:48:18,645
[Laughter continues]

941
00:48:18,771 --> 00:48:21,606


942
00:48:21,732 --> 00:48:23,108


943
00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:24,568
Frank, don't.

944
00:48:24,694 --> 00:48:27,237
- Take your hat off.
- [Laughs]

945
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,448
Let me.

946
00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:31,616
Whoa!

947
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:33,368
[Gunshots and screaming]

948
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:36,454


949
00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:37,789


950
00:48:37,915 --> 00:48:40,083


951
00:48:40,209 --> 00:48:42,085
Goddamn it!
Give me that!

952
00:48:42,211 --> 00:48:44,337


953
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:45,755


954
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:47,507


955
00:48:47,633 --> 00:48:48,883


956
00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:50,302


957
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,053


958
00:48:52,179 --> 00:48:54,848

so nuts about a guy

959
00:48:54,974 --> 00:48:56,600

you wanna cry

960
00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:58,143

and hope to die

961
00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,937
I'm recording this.

962
00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:06,901


963
00:49:10,031 --> 00:49:12,240


964
00:49:12,366 --> 00:49:15,368


965
00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:19,164


966
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:22,584
Thanks for not talking
during the feature.

967
00:49:22,710 --> 00:49:25,253
Thanks for turning off
your cellphone.

968
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:27,213
You're welcome.

969
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:36,973


970
00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:10,382
Here.
You can use this thing as a pillow.

971
00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,384
Thanks.

972
00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:15,053
- Good night, Frank.
- Good night.

973
00:50:45,835 --> 00:50:48,336
You folks shouldn't be sleeping
out here.

974
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:51,589
Can I see your license and registration?

975
00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,466
Of course, Officer.

976
00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:56,010
My dad keeps everything in here.

977
00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:58,805
I'm, uh...

978
00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:00,974
I'm her uncle.

979
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:02,225
This is my brother-in-law's car

980
00:51:02,351 --> 00:51:05,311
'cause I'm taking her down
to see some colleges.

981
00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:07,480
Go, big... blue!

982
00:51:07,606 --> 00:51:10,066
[Chuckles]

983
00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,985
You have any ID?

984
00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:14,112
Yes, I do, sir.

985
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:15,780
[Gun cocks]

986
00:51:15,906 --> 00:51:18,908
[Indistinct conversation on radio]

987
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:24,164
All right, I'll be right there.

988
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:30,003
No more sleeping
on the side of the road.

989
00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:31,921
Do you still need to see my ID?

990
00:51:32,047 --> 00:51:36,176
No, that's fine, honey.
You just stay safe.

991
00:51:36,302 --> 00:51:38,178
Lot of crazy people out there.

992
00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:40,138
Tell me about it.

993
00:51:40,264 --> 00:51:41,347
Thank you, Officer.

994
00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:44,434
What the hell was that about?

995
00:51:44,560 --> 00:51:46,770
Hey, at least I don't steal cars.

996
00:51:46,896 --> 00:51:49,147
What makes you think it's stolen?

997
00:51:49,273 --> 00:51:50,732
All right, I stole it.

998
00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:53,151
But from a jerk.

999
00:52:01,285 --> 00:52:02,994
ROXY: What is this?

1000
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,455
Don't get too attached.

1001
00:52:05,581 --> 00:52:08,208
[Gunshot]

1002
00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:13,171
Now you go.

1003
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:14,756
[Gunshot]

1004
00:52:14,882 --> 00:52:16,591
All right,
I'm a little bit bigger than you.

1005
00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:18,343
You don't gotta "Dirty Harry" it.

1006
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,553
Wrap your other hand around here.

1007
00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:22,764
Feel a little stability there, huh?

1008
00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:25,141
All right, now do it.

1009
00:52:26,769 --> 00:52:29,395
Pretty good.

1010
00:52:29,522 --> 00:52:32,398
Just concentrate on that far sight.

1011
00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:36,486
[Gunshot]

1012
00:52:36,612 --> 00:52:37,987
You're aiming at the bear, right?

1013
00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:39,823
Don't anticipate the recoil.

1014
00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:42,575
Just squeeze it and let it go.

1015
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:45,954
[Gunshot]

1016
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,747
That's all bear there.

1017
00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:52,043
I think Elvis would be proud.

1018
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:53,294
Pretty good.

1019
00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:55,755
Thanks.

1020
00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:58,967
3:00.

1021
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:01,970
6:00.

1022
00:53:02,096 --> 00:53:05,306
12:00!

1023
00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:06,766
9:00!

1024
00:53:06,892 --> 00:53:08,935
6:00!

1025
00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,937
Six!

1026
00:53:13,524 --> 00:53:14,691
[Chuckles]

1027
00:53:16,902 --> 00:53:19,237
- Yay!
- Yay.

1028
00:53:20,406 --> 00:53:22,991
[Gunshots]

1029
00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:25,660
- FRANK: Good?
- Yeah.

1030
00:53:25,786 --> 00:53:27,120
[Gunshot]

1031
00:53:27,246 --> 00:53:29,581
Ooh.

1032
00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:33,418
ROXY: Migraine?

1033
00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:35,044
Yeah.

1034
00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:37,630
Well, we could stop shooting.

1035
00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:39,841
Yeah, thanks.

1036
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:43,094
You did a good job.

1037
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,888
ROXY: Well, I have a good coach.

1038
00:53:45,014 --> 00:53:48,016
That, and I was pretending the targets
were the cast of "Glee."

1039
00:53:48,142 --> 00:53:49,517
FRANK: What's wrong with "Glee"?

1040
00:53:49,643 --> 00:53:52,520
ROXY: It stereotypes and homogenizes
homosexuals.

1041
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:55,189
Plus, it ruined "Rocky Horror" forever.

1042
00:53:55,316 --> 00:53:56,941
FRANK: That's true.

1043
00:53:57,067 --> 00:53:59,110
You want my money?
I'll pay for all your healthcare!

1044
00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:00,445
REPORTER: Tea Party members

1045
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:02,113
continued to taunt
the Parkinson's sufferer

1046
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,282
after he was shoved to the ground.

1047
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:06,868
MAN: Parkinson's is what God
gives socialists!

1048
00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:08,912
Parkinson's is what God
gives socialists!

1049
00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:10,663
[Television audio stops]

1050
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,790
God, I'm so depressed.

1051
00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:15,793
I mean, I can't believe
there's nothing on about us.

1052
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,796
That's one of the problems
of your generation.

1053
00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:21,758
You can't enjoy anything
unless it was recorded.

1054
00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:23,134
You were there.
You lived it.

1055
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,136
Isn't that enough of an experience?

1056
00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:27,680
I mean, next time you want
to remember something,

1057
00:54:27,806 --> 00:54:29,766
instead of taking out your cellphone,

1058
00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:33,061
why don't you take a picture of it
with your brain camera?

1059
00:54:33,187 --> 00:54:35,813
I mean, when I was your age,
nobody tweeted,

1060
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:38,900
and we managed to have experiences.

1061
00:54:39,026 --> 00:54:42,779
You know, the phone was attached
to a wall back at the house.

1062
00:54:42,905 --> 00:54:45,031
It didn't have a camera.

1063
00:54:45,157 --> 00:54:47,659
What are you, Jeff Foxworthy?

1064
00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:50,411
"And a 'cell' phone was the phone
you called your pappy on

1065
00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:51,788
to get you outta jail.

1066
00:54:51,914 --> 00:54:54,415
A-doot-doot-doot-doot-doot."

1067
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,878
Some people are blaming
the movie itself for the murders.

1068
00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:01,923
Is this violent documentary too violent?

1069
00:55:02,049 --> 00:55:03,299
Do you believe that?

1070
00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:05,009
I know!
We made the news!

1071
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:06,970
No, what they're saying.

1072
00:55:07,096 --> 00:55:10,431
Nobody can take personal responsibility
for anything anymore.

1073
00:55:10,557 --> 00:55:13,101
But that's not what
the lone survivor believes.

1074
00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:15,395
- FRANK: What's the point?
- Everybody was talking...

1075
00:55:15,521 --> 00:55:18,856
...goofing around, making noise.

1076
00:55:18,983 --> 00:55:21,693
I believe they did this
because we were all being so rude.

1077
00:55:21,819 --> 00:55:23,903
How about that?

1078
00:55:24,029 --> 00:55:26,864
Unbelievable.
The truth, and on this channel.

1079
00:55:26,991 --> 00:55:28,408
REPORTER: The suspects are

1080
00:55:28,534 --> 00:55:30,660
a Caucasian male
in his mid- to late-50s...

1081
00:55:30,786 --> 00:55:32,036
- Late 50s?
...and a young woman...

1082
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:35,039
...in her early to mid 20s,
also Caucasian.

1083
00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:38,251
They are considered armed
and very dangerous.

1084
00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:41,587
- See? They think I'm mature for my age.
- Mm-hmm.

1085
00:55:41,714 --> 00:55:43,673
[Chuckles]
We're famous!

1086
00:55:43,799 --> 00:55:46,175
Hey, high five.
[Laughs]

1087
00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:47,885
Come on,
don't leave me hanging, Rock-o.

1088
00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:51,431
No, I don't high five.

1089
00:55:53,017 --> 00:55:54,892
Mental high five?

1090
00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,855
Yeah, mental high five.

1091
00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:00,023
WOMAN: Steven Clark.

1092
00:56:00,149 --> 00:56:02,066
He wasn't the winner
on "American Superstarz,"

1093
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:03,526
but I think he's a winner.

1094
00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,695
He's back with a new hit single.

1095
00:56:05,821 --> 00:56:07,572
We want to hear what you think.
Give us a tweet.

1096
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:11,034


1097
00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:13,119


1098
00:56:13,245 --> 00:56:17,206
There they go, making fun of the guy
who rides the short bus.

1099
00:56:17,332 --> 00:56:19,375
Yay, America.

1100
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:22,211


1101
00:56:22,337 --> 00:56:24,839
- ROXY: Ready?
- FRANK: Your turn.

1102
00:56:26,133 --> 00:56:27,175
Okay.

1103
00:56:27,301 --> 00:56:29,177
Just think about blowing your head off.

1104
00:56:29,303 --> 00:56:30,511
- [Chuckles]
- Come on.

1105
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:33,014
Okay. Ready?

1106
00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:36,392
Completely random.

1107
00:56:36,518 --> 00:56:39,437
Could happen at any time.

1108
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:42,440
- Ready? Am I going?
- Yeah. You're going.

1109
00:56:44,318 --> 00:56:45,818
- That's good.
- Okay.

1110
00:56:45,944 --> 00:56:47,862
- You know what I hate?
- What?

1111
00:56:47,988 --> 00:56:51,449
I hate guys that say "actually"
all the time.

1112
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:55,286
Like, "You actually got a gun
to your head."

1113
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:56,662
- That's a good one.
- You're actually... Oh.

1114
00:56:56,789 --> 00:56:59,415
You're actually still alive.

1115
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:01,542
You know what else I hate?

1116
00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:03,753
People who misuse the term "literally."

1117
00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:05,046
Okay, ready?

1118
00:57:05,172 --> 00:57:06,631
Literal people, I guess.

1119
00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:08,049
- Ooh.
- Okay.

1120
00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:10,468
- We're getting close.
- Uh-huh.

1121
00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:13,304
I hate guys that buy $100,000 cars

1122
00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:16,724
and then drive them around
10 miles slower than the speed limit.

1123
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:19,268
Pow! Ooh.

1124
00:57:19,394 --> 00:57:21,437
I hate guys who wear lady pants.

1125
00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:23,064
Lady pants?

1126
00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:24,357
- Ugh.
- Whoa.

1127
00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:25,566
Okay.

1128
00:57:25,692 --> 00:57:29,028
I'm no mathematician,
but my odds are not good.

1129
00:57:29,154 --> 00:57:33,282
Well, Pythagoras, it may be time to die.

1130
00:57:33,408 --> 00:57:35,326
[Laughs]

1131
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:36,661
How'd that feel?

1132
00:57:36,787 --> 00:57:38,871
It felt good.
It's a good night to die.

1133
00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:41,040
[Roxy chuckling]

1134
00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:43,126
WOMAN: VELOCitea Energy Drink.

1135
00:57:43,252 --> 00:57:45,461
It's in your face.

1136
00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:50,383
Frank, let me sleep in the chair.

1137
00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:52,093
No, I'm all right.

1138
00:57:52,219 --> 00:57:54,178
[Scoffs] Come on.
Sleep in the bed.

1139
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:56,013
You're the one
with the fucked-up headaches.

1140
00:57:56,140 --> 00:57:59,600
No, this is good.

1141
00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:07,191
Behold, the walls of Jericho!

1142
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,820
No, I'm fine.

1143
00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:14,198
Jesus, Frank, get in bed
or I'm sleeping on the floor.

1144
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,951
I'm sleeping on the floor.
Here I go.

1145
00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:18,327
Do you see this?

1146
00:58:18,453 --> 00:58:19,495
I'm going down.

1147
00:58:19,621 --> 00:58:21,998
Ugh, Frank, it smells!

1148
00:58:22,124 --> 00:58:24,917
I wouldn't trust that floor.

1149
00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:29,422
[Sighs]

1150
00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:31,382
Come on, Frank.

1151
00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:33,426
[Fluffing pillows]

1152
00:58:44,938 --> 00:58:46,939
[Sighs]

1153
00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:54,864
What are we gonna do now?

1154
00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:57,158
Well...

1155
00:58:57,284 --> 00:58:59,118
What's our prime directive?

1156
00:58:59,244 --> 00:59:03,164
I didn't have you pegged
as a "Star Trek" fan.

1157
00:59:03,290 --> 00:59:05,583
What's that supposed to mean?

1158
00:59:05,709 --> 00:59:09,086
I don't know.
I figured you more for...

1159
00:59:09,213 --> 00:59:12,632
the new "Battlestar Galactica."

1160
00:59:12,758 --> 00:59:15,468
Maybe some graphic novels.

1161
00:59:15,594 --> 00:59:19,430
Bands like Fall Out Boy
and the Green Days.

1162
00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:22,350
Oh, fuck you, Frank!

1163
00:59:22,476 --> 00:59:25,102
I happen to like classic
and Next Gen "Star Trek."

1164
00:59:25,229 --> 00:59:28,272
And I'm actually able to read
a book without pictures,

1165
00:59:28,398 --> 00:59:30,775
thank you,
and I prefer the classics.

1166
00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:31,943
I'm not ashamed to admit

1167
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:35,488
to the occasional Anne Rice
or "Harry Potter."

1168
00:59:35,614 --> 00:59:40,826
Fall Out Boy and Green Day
suck shit through 10 bricks.

1169
00:59:40,953 --> 00:59:44,413
Musically I'm all about Alice Cooper.

1170
00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:46,999
I like Alice Cooper.

1171
00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:49,168
[Scoffs]

1172
00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:51,295
You don't like Alice Cooper, Frank.

1173
00:59:51,421 --> 00:59:55,633
That's... That's like a Muslim
saying that he likes Muhammad.

1174
00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:57,343
You...

1175
00:59:57,469 --> 01:00:00,388
accept Alice Cooper.

1176
01:00:00,514 --> 01:00:04,392
You accept that Alice came down

1177
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:08,479
and gave us rock
that upset authority figures

1178
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:13,276
and made the outcasts
not feel so all alone.

1179
01:00:13,402 --> 01:00:16,946
You accept that there would be
no goth movement without Alice,

1180
01:00:17,072 --> 01:00:20,032
no Trent Reznor,
no Marilyn Manson,

1181
01:00:20,158 --> 01:00:24,412
not even shitty soft cock-rockers
like Poison or Bon Jovi

1182
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:28,582
because not only did he introduce
macabre theatrics into rock,

1183
01:00:28,709 --> 01:00:31,544
he also invented the power ballad

1184
01:00:31,670 --> 01:00:35,464
with a little song called
"Only Women Bleed."

1185
01:00:35,590 --> 01:00:37,800
Okay, I get it.

1186
01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:40,052
I promise I won't kill Alice Cooper.

1187
01:00:40,178 --> 01:00:42,471
ROXY:
Hey, don't even joke about it, Frank.

1188
01:00:42,597 --> 01:00:46,309
Do you realize that he was
the first rock star to wear makeup?

1189
01:00:46,435 --> 01:00:48,686
And he was wearing dresses

1190
01:00:48,812 --> 01:00:51,522
long before Bowie
stole his first pair of culottes

1191
01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:53,566
from his mother's clothesline.

1192
01:00:53,692 --> 01:00:57,653
And he was screaming about death
and frustration way before punk,

1193
01:00:57,779 --> 01:01:03,367
so I guess you have to accept
that Alice Cooper invented that, too.

1194
01:01:03,493 --> 01:01:06,579
Are you A.D.D., Juno?

1195
01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:09,707
Yes, I have A.D.D.,

1196
01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:13,544
and don't you ever call me
fucking Juno again.

1197
01:01:13,670 --> 01:01:15,629
Sorry.

1198
01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:19,717
That's who we should kill next.

1199
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,510
A fictitious character?

1200
01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:23,387
No, Diablo Cody.

1201
01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:24,972
You know, fuck her
for writing that movie.

1202
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:28,893
She's the only stripper who suffers
from too much self-esteem.

1203
01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:30,102
I don't want to kill people

1204
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,229
just because
you don't like their movies.

1205
01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:33,564
Why not?

1206
01:01:33,690 --> 01:01:35,858
She's encouraging teen pregnancy,

1207
01:01:35,984 --> 01:01:38,527
her storylines and characters
are for shit,

1208
01:01:38,653 --> 01:01:40,404
and she's just so excited

1209
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,615
to throw any funny line she's heard
into the scene

1210
01:01:42,741 --> 01:01:44,325
that she makes girls my age

1211
01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:47,953
look like cutesy assholes
from a dirty Dr. Seuss book.

1212
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:52,208
"Horton Hears a Star-Bellied Queef.
Blah."

1213
01:01:52,334 --> 01:01:56,629
I only want to kill people
who deserve to die.

1214
01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:01,175
You know who we should kill?

1215
01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:03,469
FRANK: Mm?

1216
01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:05,971
People who use "rock-star"
as an adjective.

1217
01:02:06,098 --> 01:02:08,682
As in "rock-star parking"?
[Scoffs]

1218
01:02:08,809 --> 01:02:11,435
Or people that pound
energy drinks all day.

1219
01:02:11,561 --> 01:02:16,065
People who use the term "edgy,"
"in-your-face," or "extreme."

1220
01:02:16,191 --> 01:02:17,233
No, no, no, wait.

1221
01:02:17,359 --> 01:02:19,693
That would rule out a lot
of the chalupas that I love.

1222
01:02:19,820 --> 01:02:20,945
[Chuckles]

1223
01:02:21,071 --> 01:02:25,658
Anyone who wears crystals
or calls themselves "spiritual."

1224
01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,576
Or people who say "Namaste."

1225
01:02:27,702 --> 01:02:29,245
What's that?

1226
01:02:29,371 --> 01:02:31,914
It's an Indian greeting
the hippies stole.

1227
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,291
Aw, hippies!
[Scoffs]

1228
01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:36,794
Anyone who buys an anarchy T-shirt.

1229
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:41,549
Or people that use the term "the man"
in a positive or negative light,

1230
01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:44,260
as in, "The man is always
sticking it to us,"

1231
01:02:44,386 --> 01:02:45,636
or "You're the man!"

1232
01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:48,639
- Anyone who's ever been "pumped."
- Or "stoked."

1233
01:02:48,765 --> 01:02:52,309
Anyone who gives and receives
physical high fives.

1234
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,103
- Agreed.
- MAN: Oh, really?

1235
01:02:54,229 --> 01:02:56,021
FULLER: Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

1236
01:02:56,148 --> 01:02:58,691
Not gonna let you play the freedom
of speech here on my show, okay?

1237
01:02:58,817 --> 01:03:00,526
Okay? Let me explain
something to you.

1238
01:03:00,652 --> 01:03:03,737
I would much rather lose
my rights to freedom of speech

1239
01:03:03,864 --> 01:03:07,074
than ever have the A.C.L.U.
defend my right to freedom of speech.

1240
01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,659
And another thing, you pinhead.

1241
01:03:08,785 --> 01:03:10,870
The A.C.L.U...
take heed, America...

1242
01:03:10,996 --> 01:03:15,291
I think is more dangerous
to the United States than al-Qaeda.

1243
01:03:15,417 --> 01:03:16,542
I'll give you a chance to respond

1244
01:03:16,668 --> 01:03:18,169
if you have anything articulate to say
right after this.

1245
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,336
More of the full story...

1246
01:03:19,463 --> 01:03:23,340
Anyone who makes a living
spreading fear to the masses.

1247
01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:25,801
Or is just plain mean.

1248
01:03:25,927 --> 01:03:27,178
Mm.

1249
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:30,097
So... our prime directive

1250
01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:32,433
is to interfere
with the cultural evolution

1251
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:35,144
of a pre-warp civilization.

1252
01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:39,398
I got to go to sleep.
My head is killing me.

1253
01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:46,447
Stop it.

1254
01:03:46,573 --> 01:03:48,491
What? I was trying
to help your headache.

1255
01:03:48,617 --> 01:03:52,244
It's a pressure point.
I wasn't being sensual.

1256
01:03:52,370 --> 01:03:54,747
Yeah, people who use
the term "sensual."

1257
01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:56,207
ROXY: [Chuckles]
Gross.

1258
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,209
You said it.

1259
01:03:58,335 --> 01:03:59,793
ROXY: Hey, Frank?

1260
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,962
FRANK: Mm-hmm?

1261
01:04:02,088 --> 01:04:04,715
Thanks for letting me
come along with you.

1262
01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,105
Good night, Juno.

1263
01:04:20,232 --> 01:04:21,732
ROXY: Fuck you, Frank.

1264
01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:24,151
[Alice Cooper's "Hello Hooray" plays]

1265
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:25,653


1266
01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:27,238


1267
01:04:27,364 --> 01:04:29,573


1268
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:32,201


1269
01:04:34,162 --> 01:04:35,871


1270
01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:37,665


1271
01:04:37,791 --> 01:04:40,209


1272
01:04:40,335 --> 01:04:42,503


1273
01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:49,718

that's coming here to dream

1274
01:04:49,844 --> 01:04:54,890

every moment, every scream

1275
01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:58,936


1276
01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:01,981


1277
01:05:02,107 --> 01:05:06,527


1278
01:05:06,653 --> 01:05:09,572


1279
01:05:09,698 --> 01:05:14,285


1280
01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:16,912


1281
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:26,046


1282
01:05:31,469 --> 01:05:34,013


1283
01:05:34,139 --> 01:05:36,348


1284
01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:42,354


1285
01:05:42,480 --> 01:05:43,814
[Gunshot]

1286
01:05:43,940 --> 01:05:46,734
[Gasps]

1287
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:48,652
We gonna do this or what?

1288
01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:52,156
What do you think?

1289
01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:54,992
Looks good.

1290
01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:58,495
Jesus, Frank,
you look like fuck pie.

1291
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,705
ROXY: Oh, there he is.

1292
01:06:44,167 --> 01:06:46,043
Ladies.

1293
01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:50,005
I gotta get back to working out.

1294
01:06:55,512 --> 01:06:57,137
[Groans]

1295
01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,057
Did we get him?

1296
01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:02,351
No, I think we just winged him.

1297
01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:11,694
Is he breathing?

1298
01:07:13,029 --> 01:07:15,447
I don't know.

1299
01:07:15,573 --> 01:07:17,366
[Guns cock]

1300
01:07:17,492 --> 01:07:18,826
Whoa.

1301
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:21,412
You stop moving or I shoot her.

1302
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,163
You don't have the balls.

1303
01:07:23,289 --> 01:07:25,374
Really? I don't?

1304
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:27,710
Fuck you,
you condescending prick!

1305
01:07:27,836 --> 01:07:30,796
Why do you got to be so rude
all the time?

1306
01:07:32,632 --> 01:07:35,676
[Scoffs]
Is that what this is all about?

1307
01:07:35,802 --> 01:07:38,262
Huh? My show?

1308
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:39,722
[Chuckles] Shit.

1309
01:07:39,848 --> 01:07:42,891
You must really hate my politics, huh?

1310
01:07:43,017 --> 01:07:46,770
Look, you kill me,
you just turn me into a martyr.

1311
01:07:46,896 --> 01:07:48,397
I don't hate your politics.

1312
01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:51,316
In fact, I agree with you
on some things.

1313
01:07:52,527 --> 01:07:54,862
- You do?
- Yeah.

1314
01:07:56,197 --> 01:07:58,407
Then, what is this about?

1315
01:07:58,533 --> 01:08:00,743
Why do you go to be
so mean all the time?

1316
01:08:00,869 --> 01:08:05,622
Are you really willing to die
just because you don't think I'm nice?

1317
01:08:05,749 --> 01:08:08,041
ROXY:
Do you have it in you, Fuller?

1318
01:08:08,168 --> 01:08:11,920
How long has it been since you
actually had to shoot someone?

1319
01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:14,506
Oh, wait.
You never have.

1320
01:08:14,632 --> 01:08:17,760
I forgot.
You never served in the military.

1321
01:08:17,886 --> 01:08:20,679
You had your parents
help you dodge the draft

1322
01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,973
just like every other rich blowhard

1323
01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:25,642
who makes a living
off of American xenophobes.

1324
01:08:25,769 --> 01:08:28,562
It seems like you guys
just exploited some tragedies

1325
01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:30,063
to further your agenda.

1326
01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:32,316
In fact, it seems like
it's always been about

1327
01:08:32,442 --> 01:08:37,529
protecting big oil companies' right
to keep boiling the whole world alive

1328
01:08:37,655 --> 01:08:40,991
just because some
court-appointed, hillbilly president

1329
01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:43,535
started taking orders
from Jesus or the Easter Bunny

1330
01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:46,079
or some other
make-'em-up play-friend of his.

1331
01:08:46,206 --> 01:08:46,997
Please!

1332
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:53,796
That is just your typical uneducated,
left-wing, "femonazi" point of view.

1333
01:08:53,922 --> 01:08:55,047
Feminazi.

1334
01:08:55,173 --> 01:08:57,174
Again, why do you got to be so mean?

1335
01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:00,010
He just wishes
everyone would act nice.

1336
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,554
I, on the other hand,
think your politics are shit.

1337
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,139
FULLER: Well...

1338
01:09:07,268 --> 01:09:08,769
[Blood gurgles, Fuller groans]

1339
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:10,854
You bitch!

1340
01:09:11,856 --> 01:09:13,148
Yep.

1341
01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:25,661
Exactly what part of his politics
do you agree with?

1342
01:09:25,787 --> 01:09:28,413
Less gun control, of course.

1343
01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:32,459
But, Frank...
then every nut will have a gun.

1344
01:09:48,434 --> 01:09:50,602
Wow.

1345
01:09:50,728 --> 01:09:52,145
Look at all these people.

1346
01:09:53,606 --> 01:09:56,692
Yeah, I wish I had an AK-47.

1347
01:10:00,238 --> 01:10:02,364
Bam.

1348
01:10:03,366 --> 01:10:05,492
WOMAN: Supporters of Michael Fuller
are calling him a hero,

1349
01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:08,996
believing that his homicide is tied
to the outspoken support of the war

1350
01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:10,205
and possibly the work

1351
01:10:10,331 --> 01:10:13,041
of a terrorist sleeper cell
within our own borders.

1352
01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:15,043
ROXY: Fuller was right.

1353
01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:17,921
He's a fucking martyr.

1354
01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:20,173
Fucking morons.

1355
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:23,969
FRANK: I don't care.
I'm just glad he's dead.

1356
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:35,772
ROXY: Is that your ex-wife?

1357
01:10:35,899 --> 01:10:37,858
FRANK: Yeah.

1358
01:10:37,984 --> 01:10:39,818
She's pretty.

1359
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,279
Yep.

1360
01:10:43,281 --> 01:10:46,825
AVA: I don't care if we're late.
I hate school!

1361
01:10:49,037 --> 01:10:50,621
[Knocking on car door]

1362
01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:52,456
I thought that was you, Frank.

1363
01:10:52,582 --> 01:10:54,583
Oh, hi, Brad.

1364
01:10:54,709 --> 01:10:55,751
New wheels?

1365
01:10:55,877 --> 01:10:57,878
Yeah.

1366
01:10:58,004 --> 01:10:59,504
You want to come say hi?

1367
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:02,341
AVA: School sucks!

1368
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:04,718
Nah.
They look kind of busy.

1369
01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:10,599
Who's your friend?

1370
01:11:10,725 --> 01:11:12,392
A friend.

1371
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:15,270
Ohh...

1372
01:11:16,731 --> 01:11:19,816
Well, uh... give us a call
if you decide to stay in town.

1373
01:11:19,943 --> 01:11:21,777
I'm sure the girls
would love to see ya.

1374
01:11:21,903 --> 01:11:23,028
Yeah, thanks.

1375
01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:25,906
Hey... don't tell 'em we were here,
alright?

1376
01:11:26,032 --> 01:11:27,491
Oh, roger that.

1377
01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:30,869
ALISON: Will you get Ava's backpack
from the house?

1378
01:11:30,995 --> 01:11:32,746
Sure thing!

1379
01:11:32,872 --> 01:11:34,581
AVA: I want my backpack.

1380
01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:36,458
ALISON: You're killing me, honey.
You're killing me!

1381
01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:39,920
So, are we gonna kill him?

1382
01:11:40,046 --> 01:11:42,339
AVA: No! Not that one!
I hate that one!

1383
01:11:42,465 --> 01:11:43,924
I want my other one!

1384
01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:46,218
ALISON: Just... Just get the blue one.
Get the blue one.

1385
01:11:46,344 --> 01:11:47,928
Nah.

1386
01:11:48,054 --> 01:11:50,263
I want him to suffer.

1387
01:12:14,539 --> 01:12:16,915
Isn't it early for beer?

1388
01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:22,087
This doesn't seem like the type of place
to order the Cognac.

1389
01:12:23,172 --> 01:12:25,173
Have you been to a doctor?

1390
01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:28,301
Yeah. I'm fine.

1391
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:31,930
Give me your hand.

1392
01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:34,349
It's not gonna work.

1393
01:12:38,104 --> 01:12:39,813
Is this some kind
of new-age bullshi...

1394
01:12:39,939 --> 01:12:42,149
Aah, aah, aah, aah!

1395
01:12:42,275 --> 01:12:45,068
Shh...

1396
01:12:47,613 --> 01:12:49,823
Can't believe that's actually working.

1397
01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:51,241
Shut up and give me your other hand.

1398
01:12:51,367 --> 01:12:52,451
Gentle.

1399
01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:54,202
Aah, aah!

1400
01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:58,290
You know what you need, Frank?

1401
01:12:58,416 --> 01:13:00,459
A straw?

1402
01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:03,420
You need a vacation.

1403
01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:05,881
["Let's Get Away from It All" plays]

1404
01:13:06,007 --> 01:13:09,134
WOMAN:


1405
01:13:09,260 --> 01:13:12,637


1406
01:13:12,847 --> 01:13:16,933

to Quincy or Nyack...

1407
01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:19,186
Because you're all Commies!
Pinko Commies!

1408
01:13:19,312 --> 01:13:21,813
Here, take all my money.
What, are we in Russia?

1409
01:13:21,939 --> 01:13:24,191
Are we in Russia?
Is that what's going on here?

1410
01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:27,194
[Screams]

1411
01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:31,948
[Screaming]
Run, man!

1412
01:13:32,075 --> 01:13:33,450
[Groans]

1413
01:13:33,576 --> 01:13:34,659
[Siren wails]

1414
01:13:34,786 --> 01:13:38,580

from town to town

1415
01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:41,374


1416
01:13:41,501 --> 01:13:45,629


1417
01:13:45,755 --> 01:13:49,091


1418
01:13:49,217 --> 01:13:51,384


1419
01:13:51,511 --> 01:13:53,303
You really got to take both those spots?

1420
01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:55,388
- [Car alarm beeps]
- Yeah. Fuck you.

1421
01:13:55,515 --> 01:13:57,099
No, fuck you.

1422
01:13:57,225 --> 01:13:58,391


1423
01:13:58,518 --> 01:14:00,602


1424
01:14:00,728 --> 01:14:03,980


1425
01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,691
[Tires squeal]

1426
01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:13,490


1427
01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:16,618


1428
01:14:16,744 --> 01:14:20,789


1429
01:14:20,915 --> 01:14:24,167


1430
01:14:24,293 --> 01:14:28,004


1431
01:14:28,131 --> 01:14:31,258

ha ha

1432
01:14:31,384 --> 01:14:35,095

in downtown Nogales

1433
01:14:35,221 --> 01:14:38,348


1434
01:14:38,474 --> 01:14:42,352

and airplanes, too

1435
01:14:42,478 --> 01:14:46,106


1436
01:14:46,232 --> 01:14:47,357
FRANK: Back in! Back in!
Get back in!

1437
01:14:47,483 --> 01:14:49,067
[Both laughing]

1438
01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:51,945

where we can be alone...

1439
01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:53,697
[Laughing]

1440
01:14:54,866 --> 01:14:58,076
[Both laughing]

1441
01:14:58,202 --> 01:15:00,120
That's beautiful.

1442
01:15:00,246 --> 01:15:01,371
Yeah. That's God's country.

1443
01:15:01,497 --> 01:15:06,168

but just to play Keno...

1444
01:15:06,294 --> 01:15:08,503
[Reverend groaning]

1445
01:15:14,886 --> 01:15:18,221
WOMAN


1446
01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:21,349


1447
01:15:21,475 --> 01:15:26,313

with Philip and Lizzy

1448
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:28,940


1449
01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:30,650
Come on, Frank.
Let's dance.

1450
01:15:30,776 --> 01:15:31,818
Oh, I don't dance.

1451
01:15:31,944 --> 01:15:33,236
ROXY:
Oh, come on! I'll lead!

1452
01:15:33,362 --> 01:15:34,988
I doubt that.

1453
01:15:53,758 --> 01:15:57,135
WOMAN


1454
01:15:57,261 --> 01:16:00,513


1455
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:05,143

good old home-sweet-homin'

1456
01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:07,687


1457
01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:11,274


1458
01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,235
Come on, everybody!

1459
01:16:13,361 --> 01:16:18,198


1460
01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:20,951
Want to get away?
So do I.

1461
01:16:21,077 --> 01:16:23,787


1462
01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:25,205
Thank you.

1463
01:16:25,331 --> 01:16:27,958
I know.
Everybody on board.

1464
01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:30,752
We're getting away, aren't we?
Thank you.

1465
01:16:30,878 --> 01:16:33,380
Oh, stop it!
Thank you so much.

1466
01:16:33,506 --> 01:16:35,131
No, it's always my pleasure.

1467
01:16:35,258 --> 01:16:36,508
I loved doing that,

1468
01:16:36,634 --> 01:16:39,594
but next I'm gonna do a little rap song
you're gonna like.

1469
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:40,762
"Fuck the Police."

1470
01:16:40,888 --> 01:16:43,098
No, I'm kidding!
I'm not gonna do that one.

1471
01:16:43,224 --> 01:16:44,266
Thank you all.

1472
01:16:44,392 --> 01:16:46,518
Where'd you hide 'em
after you killed 'em?

1473
01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:51,439
I told you the truth, Sheriff.

1474
01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:53,024
I didn't kill them.

1475
01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:54,484
I just wanted to scare them...

1476
01:16:54,610 --> 01:16:56,861
I've been thinking.

1477
01:16:56,988 --> 01:16:59,239
Let's go legit.

1478
01:16:59,365 --> 01:17:01,700
What do you mean?
Turn ourselves in?

1479
01:17:01,826 --> 01:17:02,867
No.

1480
01:17:02,994 --> 01:17:04,577
Like, let's move to France

1481
01:17:04,704 --> 01:17:08,623
or some other country
that hates Americans.

1482
01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:11,543
Well, if we get caught later,
France wouldn't extradite us.

1483
01:17:11,669 --> 01:17:14,045
And we could have
a cute, little French farm

1484
01:17:14,171 --> 01:17:16,214
and raise cute, little French goats

1485
01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:18,758
and make cute, little French cheeses,

1486
01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:23,346
and have a bunch of other
adorable, little French animals.

1487
01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:25,265
Sounds nice.

1488
01:17:29,478 --> 01:17:31,354
Here, give me your hand.

1489
01:17:37,778 --> 01:17:40,405
I still can't believe that works.

1490
01:17:42,700 --> 01:17:44,159
MAN: Do you know
where you're going to?

1491
01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:46,411
Well, we know where
Steven Clark is going to.

1492
01:17:46,537 --> 01:17:48,079
The "American Superstarz"
performer

1493
01:17:48,205 --> 01:17:50,665
has been asked to perform
on the live finale of the show

1494
01:17:50,791 --> 01:17:53,251
after last week's failed attempt
to take his own life.

1495
01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:54,669
Good news.

1496
01:17:54,795 --> 01:17:57,213
We should kill all those people.

1497
01:17:57,340 --> 01:18:00,550
They make fun of that guy
till he's ready to kill himself.

1498
01:18:00,676 --> 01:18:02,427
Then, they exploit him

1499
01:18:02,553 --> 01:18:05,055
so everybody can feel better
about laughing at him

1500
01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:09,017
and pushing him over the edge
in the first place.

1501
01:18:09,143 --> 01:18:11,895
I really hate this country.

1502
01:18:12,021 --> 01:18:14,689
That's why we're moving to France.

1503
01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:26,576
[Water flowing]

1504
01:18:26,702 --> 01:18:29,204
[Cellphone beeping]

1505
01:18:29,330 --> 01:18:30,580
DOCTOR: Hello.

1506
01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:33,958
Hey, Doc, it's Frank Murdoch.
You left a message.

1507
01:18:34,085 --> 01:18:36,336
Yes, I did, Frank.

1508
01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:38,588
Uh, I have some bad news.

1509
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:43,510
Uh, you don't have a brain tumor.

1510
01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:45,595
What?!

1511
01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:47,222
You're not gonna die.

1512
01:18:48,891 --> 01:18:50,016
I don't understand.

1513
01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:52,685
I mean, I saw the tumor.
You showed it to me.

1514
01:18:52,812 --> 01:18:56,147
Yes, there was a tumor in an M RI,

1515
01:18:56,273 --> 01:18:59,067
but that was Frank Burdoch with a "B",

1516
01:18:59,193 --> 01:19:02,404
[chuckling nervously]
not Frank Murdoch with an "M".

1517
01:19:02,530 --> 01:19:05,907
Wait, what is the bad news, then?

1518
01:19:06,033 --> 01:19:09,202
Because this cocksucker Burdoch's
probably gonna sue me.

1519
01:19:09,328 --> 01:19:11,371
He's a real ball-buster.
You know what I mean?

1520
01:19:11,497 --> 01:19:14,624
But how come my head hurts
all the time, then?

1521
01:19:14,750 --> 01:19:16,376
I don't fucking know, Frank.

1522
01:19:16,502 --> 01:19:18,837
I mean, maybe you sit
too close to the computer.

1523
01:19:18,963 --> 01:19:21,798
Maybe you got high blood pressure.
Maybe you don't exercise enough.

1524
01:19:21,924 --> 01:19:24,717
Maybe it's, uh, too much Viagra,
too much caffeine.

1525
01:19:24,844 --> 01:19:26,136
What the fuck do I know?

1526
01:19:26,262 --> 01:19:28,638
Hey, uh, you're not gonna sue me,
are ya?

1527
01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:31,307
Ah, no, no.
No, I wouldn't do that, Doc.

1528
01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:34,185
[Sighs]
Well, that's a relief, Frank.

1529
01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:36,896
Well, hey,
thanks for the good news, Doc.

1530
01:19:37,022 --> 01:19:38,857
Well, I got to go call
that cocksucker Burdoch now

1531
01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:40,024
and tell him the bad news.

1532
01:19:40,151 --> 01:19:42,777
You take care, Frank.

1533
01:19:42,903 --> 01:19:45,655
FRANK: Let's sell the car
and move to France.

1534
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:47,532
ROXY: Really?

1535
01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:49,409
Oh, I think it would be
tr�s magnifique.

1536
01:19:49,535 --> 01:19:51,786
I know a lot of French.
I know a lot of wines.

1537
01:19:51,912 --> 01:19:54,914
I know how to ask where the library is.

1538
01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,708
I know how to bum a cigarette.

1539
01:19:56,834 --> 01:19:59,127
I know Oh l� l�, but that's about it.

1540
01:19:59,253 --> 01:20:01,629
I know Oui.
What else could we need?

1541
01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,298
Speaking of which, I have to wee.

1542
01:20:03,424 --> 01:20:05,008
Oh, snap.

1543
01:20:05,134 --> 01:20:06,634
[Chuckles]

1544
01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:11,598
Hey, buddy.

1545
01:20:11,724 --> 01:20:13,057
What's up with the girl?

1546
01:20:13,184 --> 01:20:14,225
Pardon?

1547
01:20:14,351 --> 01:20:16,186
I know she's not your daughter.

1548
01:20:16,312 --> 01:20:19,272
I can tell by the way
she makes you smile.

1549
01:20:19,398 --> 01:20:20,565
She's my niece.

1550
01:20:20,691 --> 01:20:24,194
[Chuckles]
Yeah, I got a lot of nieces.

1551
01:20:24,320 --> 01:20:26,362
How much for a date?

1552
01:20:29,033 --> 01:20:31,117
I think you got the wrong idea, sir.

1553
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:33,703
Yeah, you stick to that story.

1554
01:20:33,829 --> 01:20:35,955
I don't think I do.

1555
01:20:36,081 --> 01:20:37,373
You have a good one.

1556
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:39,167
I know you're gonna have a good day.

1557
01:20:39,293 --> 01:20:40,418
God bless.

1558
01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:44,506
[Shower running]

1559
01:20:44,632 --> 01:20:46,591
Hey, don't use up
all the hot water this time.

1560
01:20:46,717 --> 01:20:47,800
ROXY: I won't!

1561
01:20:47,927 --> 01:20:50,386
God, you better not be
this uptight in France.

1562
01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:51,638
[Chuckles]

1563
01:20:51,764 --> 01:20:53,139
You don't have to shower in France.

1564
01:20:53,265 --> 01:20:54,849
[Roxy chuckles]

1565
01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:15,161
MAN: We'd like to take this chance

1566
01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:18,957
to thank everybody in our community
and the media

1567
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:23,169
for helping us in our search
for Roxanne.

1568
01:21:23,295 --> 01:21:26,631
SUSAN: We pray that she's still alive
and that she makes it home to us.

1569
01:21:26,757 --> 01:21:30,093
JEFFREY: Roxanne, we miss you
and we love you.

1570
01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:32,178
WOMAN:
Anyone with any information on the...

1571
01:21:32,304 --> 01:21:34,722
God fuckin' damn it!

1572
01:21:35,975 --> 01:21:37,684
[Scoffs]

1573
01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:57,453
[Man groaning]

1574
01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:01,708
FRANK: You son of a bitch!

1575
01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:03,418
MAN: Get off me!

1576
01:22:03,544 --> 01:22:04,961
[Choking]

1577
01:22:11,635 --> 01:22:13,636
[Loud thump, object shatters]

1578
01:22:15,222 --> 01:22:17,223
[Man gagging]

1579
01:22:18,225 --> 01:22:19,851
[Gagging stops]

1580
01:22:31,905 --> 01:22:34,198
- [Hair dryer whirring]
- ROXY: Frank?

1581
01:22:34,325 --> 01:22:36,784
- [Hair dryer stops]
- Is that you?

1582
01:22:39,830 --> 01:22:41,414
What happened?

1583
01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:43,625
- Your parents!
- ROXY: What?

1584
01:22:43,751 --> 01:22:45,168
Yeah, I just saw 'em on the TV.

1585
01:22:45,294 --> 01:22:46,878
You lied to me!

1586
01:22:47,004 --> 01:22:49,213
Well, would you have taken me along

1587
01:22:49,340 --> 01:22:52,050
if I told you
that I lived in a normal house

1588
01:22:52,176 --> 01:22:55,678
with a set of normal parents
who didn't abuse me

1589
01:22:55,804 --> 01:22:58,931
but also didn't even try
and understand me?

1590
01:22:59,058 --> 01:23:04,395
That every day in my normal life
felt like a million years?

1591
01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:09,442
And that I spent all day, every day,
being told what to do and what to think

1592
01:23:09,568 --> 01:23:12,195
by people who I'm
a million times smarter than,

1593
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:14,781
but since it's not polite
to acknowledge that,

1594
01:23:14,907 --> 01:23:17,659
I just had to pretend to listen to?

1595
01:23:17,785 --> 01:23:22,038
That every single morning,
I just woke up and wished

1596
01:23:22,164 --> 01:23:26,250
that anything not normal
would happen?

1597
01:23:26,377 --> 01:23:27,877
Here are the keys to that car.

1598
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:29,337
Where am I supposed to go?

1599
01:23:29,463 --> 01:23:31,381
I don't care!
Go back to your parents.

1600
01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:33,508
- Just stay out of my life.
- [Engine turns over]

1601
01:23:33,634 --> 01:23:34,884
I don't got time for you!

1602
01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:38,179
You're just like everybody else.
I don't got time for liars!

1603
01:23:38,305 --> 01:23:39,389
Oh, fuck you, Frank!

1604
01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:41,599
You're just a pathetic, broken man!

1605
01:23:45,562 --> 01:23:47,814
Cocksucker!

1606
01:24:05,416 --> 01:24:11,379
MAN:

1607
01:24:11,505 --> 01:24:15,299


1608
01:24:15,426 --> 01:24:20,930


1609
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:26,853


1610
01:24:26,979 --> 01:24:32,775


1611
01:24:32,901 --> 01:24:35,903


1612
01:24:37,990 --> 01:24:40,199
...And, thankfully, that's helping.

1613
01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:44,704


1614
01:24:44,830 --> 01:24:49,959
We are concerned
that the perpetrator is still out there.

1615
01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:51,961
We couldn't be happier at this moment.

1616
01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:53,880
Everything that we've been through.

1617
01:24:54,006 --> 01:24:55,757
Now we're reunited as a family.

1618
01:24:55,883 --> 01:24:57,592
Planning a family vacation.

1619
01:24:59,887 --> 01:25:01,846
JEFFREY AND SUSAN:
We're going to Disneyland!

1620
01:25:01,972 --> 01:25:07,977


1621
01:25:08,103 --> 01:25:10,813


1622
01:25:36,381 --> 01:25:38,633
You Frank?

1623
01:25:38,759 --> 01:25:40,760
[Door closes]

1624
01:25:40,886 --> 01:25:41,969
Frank, you didn't really tell me

1625
01:25:42,095 --> 01:25:43,805
exactly what you were looking for
when you called,

1626
01:25:43,931 --> 01:25:46,599
so I brought you kind of
a gun pupu platter.

1627
01:25:53,357 --> 01:25:56,734
We got your.357 Magnum.

1628
01:25:56,860 --> 01:26:00,446
Nickel finish, six shots,
eight-inch barrel.

1629
01:26:00,572 --> 01:26:04,367
It's.357, so you know
it's got some punch to it.

1630
01:26:04,493 --> 01:26:06,410
You put this to the back
of some nigger's head,

1631
01:26:06,537 --> 01:26:08,621
all you're gonna see is pink mist.

1632
01:26:10,999 --> 01:26:13,292
No, maybe not.
Maybe not for you.

1633
01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:16,003
Old school.

1634
01:26:16,129 --> 01:26:17,755
Walther P38.

1635
01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:22,510
German, nine-millimeter,
made during the second World War.

1636
01:26:22,636 --> 01:26:25,596
I mean, who knows how to kill people
better than Germans, right?

1637
01:26:25,722 --> 01:26:26,889
You know it's got to be good.

1638
01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:28,182
You're not a Jew, Frank, are you?

1639
01:26:28,308 --> 01:26:30,726
I'm just asking 'cause, you know,
I brought up a German gun.

1640
01:26:30,853 --> 01:26:32,812
Um, okay, hey, maybe,

1641
01:26:32,938 --> 01:26:36,691
maybe you're looking for something
that's a little bigger.

1642
01:26:36,817 --> 01:26:37,984
Little more firepower.

1643
01:26:38,110 --> 01:26:42,530
See what we got
that may strike your fancy here.

1644
01:26:46,076 --> 01:26:47,618
Huh?

1645
01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:49,662
Is that a honey or what?

1646
01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:54,834
AK-47.

1647
01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:57,503
When you absolutely, positively
have to waste

1648
01:26:57,629 --> 01:26:59,755
every single motherfucker
in the room,

1649
01:26:59,882 --> 01:27:01,591
accept no substitute.

1650
01:27:02,718 --> 01:27:05,177
I can see you like this.
Definitely.

1651
01:27:05,304 --> 01:27:07,179
7.62 x 39.

1652
01:27:07,306 --> 01:27:10,391
It's an assault rifle,
but it's still light.

1653
01:27:10,517 --> 01:27:11,767
And talk about reliable?

1654
01:27:11,894 --> 01:27:13,853
Frank, I could throw this off the roof.

1655
01:27:13,979 --> 01:27:15,605
I could run this over with my car.

1656
01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:20,401
I could bury it in the dirt
and dig it up, and it'll still fire.

1657
01:27:20,527 --> 01:27:22,403
That's how reliable that is.

1658
01:27:22,529 --> 01:27:25,364
Best mass-produced
combat weapon ever made.

1659
01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:26,616
Look at this.
That fits you.

1660
01:27:26,742 --> 01:27:28,159
Look at this.
You're friggin' Rambo, man!

1661
01:27:28,285 --> 01:27:30,369
Look at that. Look.
I love it!

1662
01:27:30,495 --> 01:27:32,288
You know what?
You don't even have to aim this thing.

1663
01:27:32,414 --> 01:27:35,374
It's a spray-and-pray
kind of weapon.

1664
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:36,751
I mean, what's better than that, right?

1665
01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:39,503
Now, the one thing is
this is not a cheap weapon.

1666
01:27:39,630 --> 01:27:40,838
This is an assault rifle,

1667
01:27:40,964 --> 01:27:43,466
so we're looking
around two grand for this.

1668
01:27:43,592 --> 01:27:45,134
So, I don't know
if that's in your budget,

1669
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:46,552
but what I will do,

1670
01:27:46,678 --> 01:27:49,555
I got three fully loaded
30-round mags in here

1671
01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:52,058
that I will throw in for that $2,000.

1672
01:27:52,184 --> 01:27:53,768
That's a steal.

1673
01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:55,978
For a weapon of that quality, you know.

1674
01:27:56,104 --> 01:27:58,147
This something you can afford?

1675
01:27:58,273 --> 01:27:59,899
Yeah, I want the case, too.

1676
01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:01,817
Oh, grea... Hey, great!
You know what?

1677
01:28:01,944 --> 01:28:04,820
Is there anything else I can get you
while we're talking about the gun?

1678
01:28:04,947 --> 01:28:06,489
Blow? Meth?

1679
01:28:06,615 --> 01:28:09,408
[The Kinks'
"I'm Not Like Everybody Else" plays]

1680
01:28:09,534 --> 01:28:13,663
RAY DAVIES:
that they hand me down

1681
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:18,209

though I wear a frown

1682
01:28:18,335 --> 01:28:23,339

lying down

1683
01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:28,010

I go to town

1684
01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:31,180


1685
01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:32,890


1686
01:28:33,016 --> 01:28:37,478


1687
01:28:37,604 --> 01:28:42,024


1688
01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:46,445


1689
01:28:46,571 --> 01:28:51,033

like everybody else

1690
01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:55,705

like everybody else

1691
01:28:55,831 --> 01:29:00,167

like everybody else

1692
01:29:00,293 --> 01:29:03,170


1693
01:29:03,296 --> 01:29:05,047


1694
01:29:05,173 --> 01:29:09,510


1695
01:29:09,636 --> 01:29:13,889

that I love you true

1696
01:29:14,016 --> 01:29:17,643

that you want me to

1697
01:29:17,769 --> 01:29:23,232

like you want me to

1698
01:29:23,358 --> 01:29:28,070

that I can't do for you

1699
01:29:28,196 --> 01:29:31,198


1700
01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:32,867


1701
01:29:32,993 --> 01:29:35,786
CROWD:


1702
01:29:35,912 --> 01:29:37,413
DAVIES:

1703
01:29:37,539 --> 01:29:40,249
CROWD:


1704
01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,168
DAVIES:

1705
01:29:42,294 --> 01:29:44,003
CROWD:


1706
01:29:44,129 --> 01:29:46,255
DAVIES:

1707
01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:50,885

like everybody else

1708
01:29:51,011 --> 01:29:55,765

like everybody else

1709
01:29:55,891 --> 01:29:59,769

like everybody else

1710
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:03,105


1711
01:30:03,231 --> 01:30:04,648
What did I say?

1712
01:30:04,775 --> 01:30:06,358
CROWD:

1713
01:30:06,485 --> 01:30:09,361
DAVIES:

1714
01:30:09,488 --> 01:30:11,489


1715
01:30:11,615 --> 01:30:13,824
CROWD:

1716
01:30:13,950 --> 01:30:16,619
DAVIES:

1717
01:30:16,745 --> 01:30:19,038
CROWD:

1718
01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:22,917
MAN: Live!
"American Superstarz" finale!

1719
01:30:23,043 --> 01:30:24,418
[Crowd cheering]

1720
01:30:24,544 --> 01:30:28,047
Ladies and gentlemen,
the moment we've all been waiting for.

1721
01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:31,133
Welcome to the stage my man,
Steven Clark!

1722
01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:33,844
[Theme from "Mahogany" plays]

1723
01:30:39,518 --> 01:30:42,645
[Off-key]


1724
01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:44,897


1725
01:30:45,023 --> 01:30:48,692


1726
01:30:48,819 --> 01:30:53,989

that life is showing you?

1727
01:30:54,116 --> 01:30:55,825
Yeah. Yeah.

1728
01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:58,035
Please, just go around.

1729
01:31:00,956 --> 01:31:02,456
Look at me.

1730
01:31:02,582 --> 01:31:06,335
I've killed many people.
I'll kill you, too.

1731
01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:10,798
The question is, do you want to die
for this shitty television show?

1732
01:31:10,924 --> 01:31:13,968
Hey, man, I'm just trying
to make a living here.

1733
01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:16,345
I don't even watch the show.

1734
01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:17,805
That's the right answer.

1735
01:31:17,931 --> 01:31:19,515
I'll give you five.

1736
01:31:19,641 --> 01:31:22,351
One... two...

1737
01:31:22,477 --> 01:31:25,312
three... four...

1738
01:31:25,438 --> 01:31:28,399


1739
01:31:28,525 --> 01:31:30,526
[Audience cheering]

1740
01:31:30,652 --> 01:31:34,113
[Music tempo quickens]

1741
01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:35,364
Yeah!

1742
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:42,371


1743
01:31:42,497 --> 01:31:44,123
All right!

1744
01:31:44,249 --> 01:31:46,792

Do you know?

1745
01:31:46,918 --> 01:31:48,210
All my ladies!

1746
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:49,795


1747
01:31:49,921 --> 01:31:50,963
MAN: In other news,

1748
01:31:51,089 --> 01:31:55,134
Lindsay Lohan maintains
that she is still sober and happy.

1749
01:31:55,260 --> 01:31:56,468
Yeah! Right!

1750
01:31:56,595 --> 01:31:59,346
But she does look great
in that new jewelry, right?

1751
01:31:59,472 --> 01:32:01,056
Oh, and speaking
of the Hollywood wildlife,

1752
01:32:01,183 --> 01:32:03,726
is that sasquatch
by the marquee pool?

1753
01:32:03,852 --> 01:32:05,227
Oh, no, it's Robin Williams.

1754
01:32:05,353 --> 01:32:07,688
[People screaming]

1755
01:32:07,814 --> 01:32:10,399
MAN
Everybody run!

1756
01:32:10,525 --> 01:32:12,526
[Music continues]

1757
01:32:14,404 --> 01:32:17,531
Yeah! All my people!

1758
01:32:17,657 --> 01:32:20,534
Put your hands in the air!

1759
01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:24,747
Now wave it like you care!

1760
01:32:24,873 --> 01:32:26,498
Yeah!

1761
01:32:26,625 --> 01:32:28,417


1762
01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:30,044
Ah ha ha!

1763
01:32:30,170 --> 01:32:31,670
Yeah!

1764
01:32:31,796 --> 01:32:33,047


1765
01:32:33,173 --> 01:32:36,884
Yeah!

1766
01:32:37,010 --> 01:32:39,845
When I say "do," you say "don't."

1767
01:32:39,971 --> 01:32:43,098
- Do!
- Don't!

1768
01:32:43,225 --> 01:32:44,808
STEVEN:

1769
01:32:44,935 --> 01:32:47,019
MAN: Hey, man, you can't be there.

1770
01:32:48,647 --> 01:32:50,773
STEVEN:

1771
01:32:53,151 --> 01:32:54,610
Hey, are you deaf?

1772
01:32:54,736 --> 01:32:55,861
[Groans]

1773
01:32:55,987 --> 01:32:59,281

where you're going to?

1774
01:32:59,407 --> 01:33:03,452

that life is showing you?

1775
01:33:03,578 --> 01:33:06,455


1776
01:33:06,581 --> 01:33:08,832


1777
01:33:11,211 --> 01:33:12,795

Yeah.

1778
01:33:12,921 --> 01:33:15,589
Oh, hell, yeah!

1779
01:33:15,715 --> 01:33:17,466
Dancing time!

1780
01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:19,301
Yeah!

1781
01:33:19,427 --> 01:33:21,679
- Yeah! All right, do you know?
- Boo!

1782
01:33:21,805 --> 01:33:24,640
STEVEN:
where you're going to?

1783
01:33:24,766 --> 01:33:28,435

that life is showing you?

1784
01:33:28,561 --> 01:33:29,603
You suck!

1785
01:33:29,729 --> 01:33:31,480
-
- Boo!

1786
01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:33,691
STEVEN:


1787
01:33:33,817 --> 01:33:35,276
[Screaming]

1788
01:33:38,071 --> 01:33:39,697
Nobody move!

1789
01:33:39,823 --> 01:33:41,448
Sit down!

1790
01:33:48,331 --> 01:33:50,457
I said nobody move!

1791
01:33:51,835 --> 01:33:55,379
Next time anybody moves,

1792
01:33:55,505 --> 01:33:58,048
I'm bringing the roof down!

1793
01:33:58,174 --> 01:33:59,383
STEVEN: Can I go?

1794
01:33:59,509 --> 01:34:00,676
FRANK: No, stay here, Steven.

1795
01:34:00,802 --> 01:34:02,428
STEVEN: Okay.

1796
01:34:03,888 --> 01:34:05,514
FRANK: Get up.

1797
01:34:05,640 --> 01:34:07,725
I said get up!

1798
01:34:07,851 --> 01:34:09,601
You're kidding me, right?

1799
01:34:12,564 --> 01:34:14,189
[Woman screams]

1800
01:34:14,316 --> 01:34:16,025
FRANK: You two, get up here.

1801
01:34:16,151 --> 01:34:18,235
No, sir. Please. Please!

1802
01:34:18,361 --> 01:34:19,820
You don't want to do this.

1803
01:34:19,946 --> 01:34:22,197
How do you know what I want to do?

1804
01:34:22,324 --> 01:34:23,615
Just take it easy.

1805
01:34:23,742 --> 01:34:26,327
Yeah, come on.
Both of you, get up here!

1806
01:34:27,746 --> 01:34:29,788
Freeze, Officer!

1807
01:34:29,914 --> 01:34:33,042
I'll put a bullet right in her head.

1808
01:34:35,879 --> 01:34:37,755
So, you think Steven's funny, huh?

1809
01:34:40,467 --> 01:34:41,675
I saw you laughing.

1810
01:34:41,801 --> 01:34:44,178
I'm gonna ask you again.

1811
01:34:44,304 --> 01:34:46,180
You think he's funny?

1812
01:34:48,141 --> 01:34:50,100
Yes.

1813
01:34:51,853 --> 01:34:53,062
Why don't you dance?

1814
01:34:53,188 --> 01:34:55,272
Come on, play the song.

1815
01:34:55,398 --> 01:34:57,232
[Theme from "Mahogany" plays]

1816
01:34:57,359 --> 01:35:00,069
Come on, dance.

1817
01:35:00,195 --> 01:35:02,654
I said dance! Come on!

1818
01:35:04,240 --> 01:35:05,324
And sing!

1819
01:35:07,369 --> 01:35:08,410
Sing it!

1820
01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:09,953


1821
01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:12,623
You, too!
You used to sing.

1822
01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:15,000
BOTH:

1823
01:35:15,126 --> 01:35:17,086


1824
01:35:17,212 --> 01:35:20,255
And you all boo and laugh
like you were.

1825
01:35:20,382 --> 01:35:22,341
[Audience booing and laughing]

1826
01:35:22,467 --> 01:35:24,385
- Come on, louder than that!
- [Booing intensifies]

1827
01:35:24,511 --> 01:35:27,096
Frank! 9:00!

1828
01:35:27,222 --> 01:35:28,263
[Gunshot]

1829
01:35:28,390 --> 01:35:31,683
[Audience screaming]

1830
01:35:31,810 --> 01:35:33,560
What the hell was that?

1831
01:35:34,771 --> 01:35:38,732
You try anything stupid again,
I swear, I will bring the roof in!

1832
01:35:41,861 --> 01:35:42,986
What are you doing here?

1833
01:35:43,113 --> 01:35:45,531
I'm sorry I lied to you, Frank.

1834
01:35:45,657 --> 01:35:48,450
[Electronic static]

1835
01:35:48,576 --> 01:35:50,577
MAN: [On bullhorn]
What do you want?

1836
01:35:50,703 --> 01:35:52,621
I want you to put your guns down.

1837
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:54,206
You know we can't do that.

1838
01:35:55,500 --> 01:35:57,876
Well, I'm gonna keep shooting judges
until you do.

1839
01:35:58,002 --> 01:35:58,627
[Whimpers]

1840
01:35:58,753 --> 01:36:00,754
That wasn't a policeman
that came up behind ya.

1841
01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:03,006
That was a security guard
acting on his own.

1842
01:36:03,133 --> 01:36:04,383
So, just calm down.

1843
01:36:04,509 --> 01:36:06,051
Would you tell me who you are?

1844
01:36:06,177 --> 01:36:08,512
Who I am?

1845
01:36:08,638 --> 01:36:10,180
Sure.

1846
01:36:15,019 --> 01:36:16,728
Is that thing on?

1847
01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:26,655
My name is Frank.

1848
01:36:26,781 --> 01:36:29,533
But that's not important.

1849
01:36:29,659 --> 01:36:33,328
The important question is,
who are you?

1850
01:36:34,539 --> 01:36:36,415
America...

1851
01:36:36,541 --> 01:36:40,586
has become a cruel and vicious place.

1852
01:36:40,712 --> 01:36:44,339
We reward the shallowest, the dumbest,

1853
01:36:44,466 --> 01:36:46,800
the meanest, and the loudest.

1854
01:36:48,678 --> 01:36:51,763
No longer have
any common sense of decency.

1855
01:36:51,890 --> 01:36:54,183
No sense of shame.

1856
01:36:54,309 --> 01:36:56,602
There's no right and wrong.

1857
01:36:58,188 --> 01:37:01,482
The worst qualities in people are...

1858
01:37:01,608 --> 01:37:04,067
looked up to and celebrated.

1859
01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:09,239
Lying? Spreading fear? Fine.

1860
01:37:09,365 --> 01:37:11,575
As long as you make money doing it.

1861
01:37:12,869 --> 01:37:15,245
We've become a nation

1862
01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:19,875
of slogan-saying,
bile-spewing hatemongers.

1863
01:37:21,211 --> 01:37:23,295
We've lost our kindness.

1864
01:37:24,631 --> 01:37:26,798
We've lost our soul.

1865
01:37:28,801 --> 01:37:30,177
What have we become

1866
01:37:30,303 --> 01:37:32,513
when we take
the weakest in our society

1867
01:37:32,639 --> 01:37:35,724
and we hold them up to be ridiculed?

1868
01:37:35,850 --> 01:37:39,853
Laughed at
for our sport and entertainment.

1869
01:37:41,022 --> 01:37:42,147
Laughed at to the point

1870
01:37:42,273 --> 01:37:44,191
where they would literally
rather kill themselves

1871
01:37:44,317 --> 01:37:46,527
than live with us anymore.

1872
01:37:46,653 --> 01:37:48,070
STEVEN: Frank?

1873
01:37:48,196 --> 01:37:49,488
Yeah, Steven?

1874
01:37:50,865 --> 01:37:54,243
I didn't try to kill myself
because people were making fun of me.

1875
01:37:54,369 --> 01:37:55,702
I tried to kill myself

1876
01:37:55,828 --> 01:37:59,456
because they weren't gonna
put me on TV anymore.

1877
01:38:20,103 --> 01:38:23,397
You are a pretty girl.

1878
01:38:26,651 --> 01:38:28,902
Thank you, Frank.

1879
01:38:34,909 --> 01:38:36,910
[Alice Cooper's "I Never Cry" plays]

1880
01:38:42,375 --> 01:38:43,625
[Gunshot]

1881
01:38:43,751 --> 01:38:44,918
[People screaming]

1882
01:38:49,757 --> 01:38:54,219


1883
01:38:57,390 --> 01:39:00,892


1884
01:39:01,019 --> 01:39:02,936


1885
01:39:04,814 --> 01:39:09,818

got caught in my eye

1886
01:39:09,944 --> 01:39:12,446


1887
01:39:12,572 --> 01:39:19,036


1888
01:39:21,581 --> 01:39:25,959


1889
01:39:29,714 --> 01:39:33,717


1890
01:39:36,596 --> 01:39:41,933


1891
01:39:42,060 --> 01:39:44,853


1892
01:39:44,979 --> 01:39:48,315


1893
01:39:48,441 --> 01:39:56,823


1894
01:39:56,949 --> 01:40:00,327


1895
01:40:00,453 --> 01:40:03,872


1896
01:40:03,998 --> 01:40:11,046


1897
01:40:11,172 --> 01:40:14,633


1898
01:40:14,759 --> 01:40:18,011


1899
01:40:18,137 --> 01:40:20,514


1900
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:25,894


1901
01:40:26,020 --> 01:40:29,898


1902
01:40:33,194 --> 01:40:37,447


1903
01:40:40,368 --> 01:40:42,411


1904
01:40:42,537 --> 01:40:45,914


1905
01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:48,458


1906
01:40:48,584 --> 01:40:51,920


1907
01:40:53,047 --> 01:40:55,674


1908
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:59,177


1909
01:41:00,138 --> 01:41:03,140

you know, you know

1910
01:41:03,266 --> 01:41:09,104


1911
01:41:21,576 --> 01:41:25,120


1912
01:41:25,246 --> 01:41:28,665


1913
01:41:28,791 --> 01:41:30,959


1914
01:41:31,085 --> 01:41:36,381


1915
01:41:36,507 --> 01:41:41,219

to give to you

1916
01:41:43,765 --> 01:41:47,851


1917
01:41:50,897 --> 01:41:52,856


1918
01:41:52,982 --> 01:41:56,276


1919
01:41:56,402 --> 01:41:58,862


1920
01:41:58,988 --> 01:42:02,574


1921
01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:06,578


1922
01:42:13,586 --> 01:42:15,587
[Instrumental music plays]