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Do you mind?

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I'm thinking.

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Well, think about this.

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Art's classic potato chips. For snacking
fun, just add you.

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Whoa, excellent chip.

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Hey, go get your own.

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I'm going over by the Last Supper.
They've already eaten.

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art's chips every chip a masterpiece
loving one who

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loves you and them taking that bow nice
work if you can get it and if you

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get it won't you tell

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forcing people to torture me like this?

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Hey, they wanted to.

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Right?

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Marianne?

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Congratulations, Zoe. I loved being 16.

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She's 18.

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18's the worst.

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Happy Zoe's birthday, Kev.

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So they dragged you over here too, huh?

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No, I don't mind. I don't sleep anymore.

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I just lie in bed mourning my lost job,
surveying the twisted wreckage of my

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life. Uh -huh. Is there coffee?

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Yes. It'll be soup of the day's bitter
disappointment. Could you hang this?

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Hello, Marianne. Aren't you a little
overdressed for breakfast?

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I came straight from a party at Geraldo
Rivera's.

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I didn't know you knew him.

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I don't. He was on his course begging
people to come in.

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Uh,

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could you help me here?

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Oh, it's awkward.

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Except for your hand on my ass, I don't
know where our relationship is.

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Or if we even have one.

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Ivor, there is nothing wrong with our
relationship.

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Sure, we can only make love on the
phone. That's not so weird.

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I knew a woman who could only make love
eating lo mein out of a hat.

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Maybe we're putting too much emphasis on
consummating our relationship.

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Out of a hat?

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Look, I think it's important that we
spend some time exploring each other's

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interests. All right, get back on the
ladder.

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Okay, after breakfast, we're going to
look at a video of your very first

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birthday. Your father's got a perm. He
looks like the forgotten Bee Gees.

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Happy birthday, baby. Oh, Daddy, come
on. Help me. They're forcing me to have

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fun. Make it stop.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, no.

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No, come on. You're not going to make me
bat at some donkey filled with steel

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candy. Come on. Actually, Zoe, this year
we filled it with money. Oh, my God.

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the mysteries of Indonesian cooking.

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What's so mysterious?

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You eat raw meat and pour pepper down
your throat.

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Whistle your way to inner peace.

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I already know how to do that.

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Martini!

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You know, this is going to be so great.

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After Zoe moves out, I'll have time to
take all the courses I want.

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She won't be there to tell me how stupid
they are.

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She won't be there to mock my homework.

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She won't be there to... She won't be
there.

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I'm confused. Are we sad about this or
happy? We're both.

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We're sappy.

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Come on, let's find a class.

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If Ira and I are going to share
interests, I better get some. Well, you

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find a class on Ira, because that's his
only real interest.

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Look, a sculpting class.

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Sybil, darling, sculpting requires
artistic talent.

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Hey, I have artistic talent.

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Look.

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What is it?

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I don't know, but I'm going to smear it
on my butt and apply for a grant from

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the NEA.

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Hi.

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Hey, ladies.

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Why don't you just find an empty place?
We'll get started in a minute or two.

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Darling, try some lipstick or mascara.

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Anything to draw attention away from the
fact that you haven't a body.

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That's my mother.

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I made it from a plaster mold of her
face.

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Oh, beautiful.

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When I was a Girl Scout, I made a
portrait of my mother out of macaroni

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But I left it outside on the back porch
and some red ants carried off her mouth.

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We'll take our seats back now.

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Shame on you.

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Sucking up to the teacher and his ugly
mother's bust.

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I was not sucking up. I really like it.

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Hey, I wonder if he'd do one of Rachel,
Zoe, and me to commemorate my rite of

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passage as my last baby leaves the nest.

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When my son left the nest, I
commemorated my rite of passage by

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into a shoe closet.

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Well, that was nice, too.

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Welcome, everyone. Why don't we all just
start to get a feel for the clay while

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our life model gets ready, okay?

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I'm beginning to feel my creative juices
flowing.

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Show some respect, Marianne. It's always
naked. That's what models in art class

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do.

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Wowie!

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What?

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Miss Sheridan?

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Is that you?

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Is it me? Who?

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It's me, Ricky Sabludowsky. I went to
summer camp with Rachel.

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You were always really, really nice to
me.

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Is there something you forgot to tell
me, Mrs. Robinson?

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So how is Rachel?

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She's naked.

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Married.

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She's married.

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Hey, remember the time you caught us
behind the garage?

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I was so embarrassed.

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Yeah, well, you're not embarrassed
anymore.

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Sorry, not one bit.

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Well, if I'm going to sculpt you, I'm
going to need more penis.

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What? What?

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Rachel, I've made an important
discovery. If I fold these shirts in

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lengthwise, you know, rather than doing
a trifold, I only have to fold them once

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horizontally, saving me two whole steps.

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Three, if it's a long -sleeve shirt.

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Stop talking about laundry.

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You have no job, Kevin.

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We have no future. What are we going to
do?

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Hi, Zoe.

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So why are you guys doing laundry over
here? Are you broke?

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No, our dryer's broken. Our washer's
broken.

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Hmm.

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I'm not sure I believe you.

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Oh, look who's here.

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How'd you get in here without your
wings, you little angel?

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Oh, my gosh.

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So, what's going on, y 'all? Well,
Kevin's emasculation continues and

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slides closer to the abyss.

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That's the news. I'm Zoe Woodbine. Good
night.

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Our misfortune may be fodder for your
post -adolescent mockery, but let me

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remind you.

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William, did you teach your daddy how to
do that? I bet you did.

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Oh, Rachel, I ran into an old friend of
yours, Ricky Zabludowsky. That scrawny

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runt? That scrawny runt sends you his
best, which is pretty damn good.

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Oh, you know what? My sculpture class is
tomorrow. It's in your neighborhood.

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How about I stop by your house?

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Um, tomorrow's no good.

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We're sick. We're fumigating. Well,
we're sick of the fumes.

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We've got to go. Bye.

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Bye, Mom.

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Thanks for letting us do our laundry,
Mom.

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We're weirder than usual, Mom.

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Hey, Sib, Zoe ready for the movies?

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Zoe!

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Your father's here!

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So, uh, Marianne tells me you're taking
a sculpture class. How was it?

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Long, but not hard.

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Oh, hi, Dad.

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Great news. I can't go with you.

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Nina just called, and we got the place
in Venice Beach. I'll be moving out on

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Friday. This Friday?

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I don't know if that's good for me.

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How about 1998?

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Venice Beach? What, nothing's available
in Bosnia?

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Yeah, Zoe, Venice is dangerous. The
crime rate is through the roof, people

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drugs in front of you, and they have
problems with gangs.

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Don't worry about gangs. I'll get in
one. I know people.

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Very funny, but it's not helping your
case any, Missy.

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There is no case.

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Where I choose to live is my own
decision, besides you guys both had

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in New York City when you were my age.
Well, when I was your age, I was older

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and taller, and taller's important,
especially in New York City where things

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tall. So there's the rule. New York City
tall, Venice Beach not for you.

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I'm done.

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My situation was completely different.

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I had to get out. My mother was
smothering and overbearing.

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Thanks, Zora.

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Besides, I was a guy.

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Are you saying if Zoe was a guy, it'd be
okay for her to move to Venice?

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That's exactly what I'm saying. I'm not
going to allow my daughter to move

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someplace I don't approve of. You're not
going to allow?

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Haven't you heard that women aren't
property?

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Zoe has the right to move anywhere she
wants to, and I, for one, am proud of

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her. Proud enough to buy me a
refrigerator?

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Absolutely. Thanks, Mom. You're the
greatest.

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You're paying for half.

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Oh, yes, you are.

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So, this is one of your interests?

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I'm interested.

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Relax, Ira.

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Concentrate on the exquisite drape of
Jerome's design.

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And stop moving.

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It's not a disco.

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Call me crazy, but I can't stand still
when there are pins near my crotch.

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So, Ira, what do you think?

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It's just a different look for me.

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Oh, Ira, you are the main course on a
big plate of now.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm the catch of the day.

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I'm the house blend.

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I feel confident. I feel smooth.

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I can go anywhere. I can do anything.

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Wait.

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There's no fly.

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Okay. Now, it's really simple.

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I lay these plaster strips across your
faces.

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Only little straws help you breathe.
Couldn't you have come up with something

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little more hip, like painting us on
black velvet with big sad eyes?

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Mom, when you said, let's get plastered,
I thought we were going out for

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margaritas.

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Listen, y 'all, we are going to have
some warm damn memories, and we are

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to have them now!

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We're ready.

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So?

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Who wants to go first?

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She does.

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The man crawled into the hole that was
the city, pulling his pain and anger

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him like a sewer cap.

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Marianne.

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You're humming.

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Really?

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That's odd.

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In my head, I'm screaming.

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There's no reason to get up anymore. The
end.

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Yes!

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You didn't like it, did you? Well, the
first hour was a bit slow.

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You only read for 20 minutes.

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So, Ira, I'm sorry.

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This is one of your interests, and I am
interested.

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So, tell me, why is this writer a
genius?

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Well, for me, it's the way he captures
the fundamental hopelessness of human

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existence in the late 20th century.

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And how he balances his essential
nihilism with a singularly mordant wit.

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Marianne?

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Huh?

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Where are you?

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Bergdorf's third floor.

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Near the elevator.

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How much longer are we going to have to
stay covered in this slop?

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You'll appreciate this when I'm dead.

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Don't move your face too much. It'll
ruin the mask.

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Stop complaining, Rachel. Think about
the new refrigerator that Mom's buying

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you. Oh, wait. That's me.

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You're getting Zoe a new refrigerator?

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When I moved out, all I got was a salad
spinner.

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No. More.

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Fucking!

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Can't you feel the plaster is hardening?

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Do you eat this mistake of yours?

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Not true. She tried to blow you away
with her beard, mister. She tried to

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you away.

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No, if I can move her hair out, I'll be
looking at you real hard.

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I don't want you.

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I don't want you.

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This is nice.

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Eating dinner. Yes.

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Good restaurant.

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Great butter.

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And this is a bottomless basket of
bread, you know.

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What a great day this has been.

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I know.

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I haven't had this much fun since Dr.
Dick burned his lips on that coffee I

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accidentally left in the microwave for
17 minutes.

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Nice suit.

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Oh, by the way, Rwanda called. They want
their flag back.

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I can't believe I let you talk me into
wearing this in public.

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Oh, don't start with me. I felt so
trapped at that reading, I almost chewed

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leg off.

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Let's face it, Miriam.

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This relationship's never going to work.

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I know.

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We have absolutely nothing in common,
except Sybil. Sybil.

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Our relationship is sort of like flan.

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It looks good on the menu, but when you
get it, it just quivers on your plate

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and makes you sick.

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I know what you mean.

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Flan's no fun once you get past that
crunchy, crackly shell on top.

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Ira, that's creme brulee.

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Well, never like that.

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So that's it?

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Just friends?

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Just friends.

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No hard feelings?

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Oh, no. None at all.

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Oh, Ira, when I speak of this, and I
will, I dumped you.

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Well, Mrs.

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Westlock said... That's my curly iron.

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Yeah, I know.

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No, you don't understand. That's my
curly iron.

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Oh.

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Of course, what was I thinking? Thank
you for the curly iron.

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You're welcome.

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Listen, the minute you get to your new
place, you call me. Or better yet, stop

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on the way and call me. Or here, use my
new cell phone and call me from the

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kitchen right now.

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Hey, listen, I'm sorry that we screwed
up that math thing.

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But here.

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I had it blown off for you.

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I remember we took it at the Santa
Monica Pier, and Rachel had just found

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that she was pregnant. You insisted that
we go out and celebrate?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you got mad at me and put a shrimp
down my dress, and Rachel threw a corn

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dog all over my car.

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Oh, honey.

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Don't make a big moment out of this, or
I'm going to take a bath.

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Bye, Mom. Bye.

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Let me know your gang colors and I'll
knit you something.

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Bye, honey.

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Don't forget to call me.

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I love you.

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You love me, too.

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Bye.

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There's so much history in this room.

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Oh, look at these marks.

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Two. This was Zoe when she was 12, and
this... This is a dead bug.

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Ew! Ew!

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This is how tall I was when I dumped
Ira.

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I knew it was going to be hard.

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I didn't think it'd be this hard.

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They're all gone.

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I'm all alone. Oh, come on, pal. You're
not alone.

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I'm here for you.

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Me and the fuzzy bear on the floor.

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That's Mr.

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Fuzzy Boo.

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I bought that for Zoe when she was four.

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She used to take it everywhere.

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I can't believe she left him behind.

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Zoe's come back. I knew it.

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And it's for me, not you.

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Maybe she thought the real world was too
big and scary and real.

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Thank goodness my money insulates me
from all of that.

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Whoa!

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Blinding self -realization calls for a
daiquiri.

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You're pathetic.

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Make me one, too.

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Mom, I have a little favor I need to ask
of you. One of my babies needs me.

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Whatever it is, the answer is yes.

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We were kicked out of university housing
when Kevin lost his job, so we've been

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staying at Motel 6 for the last two
weeks. Oh, no.

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But this morning they cut up our credit
card.

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Oh, Rachel, that's horrible.

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Well, you two will have to stay here
till you get back on your feet.

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Ah, thank you, Mother Sheridan.

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I know you'll like it here, son.

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Because, basically, we have no choice.

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I have to tell you something else, Mom.

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Lately, I've had a lot of anger towards
Zoe, but now I realize I'm really not

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mad at her.

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00:19:59,679 --> 00:20:02,700
Good, because I hate it when you two
fight. I'm mad at you.

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00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,960
Actually, sibling rivalry can be very
healthy.

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00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:10,300
See, I'm the first child, the one you
made all the mistakes on. The one I made

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all the mistakes on.

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I know, Rachel, but that's not why
you're upset now.

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You're upset now because your family is
going through a very hard time.

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I know.

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00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,240
Things just keep getting suckier and
suckier, Mom.

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William is driving me batty, and poor
Kevin and I have not had a chance to be

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alone since, like, forever.

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Tell you what.

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Why don't I watch William, and you and
Kevin can go out to dinner and check

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a hotel, something a little more ritzy,
like Motel 9?

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My treat.

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00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:54,389
Kevin, honey.

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00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:57,770
Better than we thought. She's came for
dinner, too.

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00:20:58,110 --> 00:20:59,330
Ah, here.

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Oh, and by the way, grapes make him
resentful, peanut butter makes him

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and he has big trust issues with cheese.

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Have a good time.

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William, I want you to meet... Meet Mr.
Fuzzy Boots.

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William, what is happening in your
drawers?

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Marianne, I'll give you $50 to change
them.

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I'll give you $1 ,000 to hire a nanny to
change them.