1 00:00:58,930 --> 00:00:59,930 What do you think? 2 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:01,690 First impressions? 3 00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:03,990 Well, complaints. All friends are friends. 4 00:01:04,350 --> 00:01:05,550 They're standing very close. 5 00:01:06,030 --> 00:01:07,030 It's a crowded bus. 6 00:01:07,270 --> 00:01:08,270 He's smiling. 7 00:01:09,210 --> 00:01:10,210 She's too enthusiastic. 8 00:01:10,710 --> 00:01:12,506 He's being polite and he keeps looking around. 9 00:01:12,530 --> 00:01:13,690 Maybe he's looking for seats. 10 00:01:14,790 --> 00:01:15,790 Wait a minute. 11 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:20,210 Wait, so if I'm talking to a guy and he's smiling, it's just out of blindness. 12 00:01:21,830 --> 00:01:22,830 Yeah? 13 00:01:23,070 --> 00:01:24,070 All he likes you. 14 00:01:25,950 --> 00:01:27,230 It's a pretty wide gulf. 15 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:31,750 Oh, you're right. 16 00:01:32,310 --> 00:01:33,990 That's way too handsy for work, colleagues. 17 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:40,050 God, they're really going for it with the masks now. 18 00:01:41,230 --> 00:01:42,270 Yeah, it's a little eerie. 19 00:01:43,430 --> 00:01:45,090 It's like the start of a zombie movie. 20 00:01:45,650 --> 00:01:48,890 You know, I got yelled at for standing too close to somebody at the checkout line. 21 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:50,490 People are losing their fucking minds. 22 00:01:51,890 --> 00:01:54,130 And guy at work, so they're gonna announce a walkthrough. 23 00:01:59,990 --> 00:02:03,730 We'll have to stay at home for like two weeks to stop the spread. 24 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:06,126 We won't be able to leave except for food and emergencies. 25 00:02:06,150 --> 00:02:08,470 Oh, God, it is like a zombie movie. 26 00:02:09,450 --> 00:02:12,390 Next thing, there's a title card like 10 years later. 27 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:16,970 We've all got beards and shaved heads and we're fighting over canned meat. 28 00:02:17,270 --> 00:02:18,886 Uh, I'm not fighting you if you can't meet. 29 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:19,910 That's all yours. 30 00:02:20,530 --> 00:02:22,490 And how do you reckon you'd go with a shaved head? 31 00:02:22,570 --> 00:02:23,810 Knowing my luck, I'll end up with you. 32 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,131 I'll end up with a beard instead. 33 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:31,960 See? 34 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:33,520 Friends or friends? 35 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,880 What the fuck? 36 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,100 Yeah, that was no need for that. 37 00:02:42,060 --> 00:02:44,660 That's what you do when we go our separate ways, isn't it? 38 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:00,270 See you tomorrow. 39 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:02,130 Unless they lock us down. 40 00:03:02,870 --> 00:03:05,486 Oh, well, if they do, I'll just see you out in the wastelands then. 41 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:08,530 I'll be the one with the fucking weird machete hand or the beard. 42 00:03:09,150 --> 00:03:10,150 Goodbye! 43 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:22,850 Workers are back in the office for the first time in 44 00:03:22,851 --> 00:03:25,510 two years after COVID restrictions have been drawn back. 45 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:29,310 A lot of the things we haven't been able to do, we are now able to... 46 00:03:29,311 --> 00:03:30,791 Australians are getting back to work. 47 00:03:30,890 --> 00:03:33,750 Look down as only, but it has come at a huge cost. 48 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,200 Hello, stranger. 49 00:03:50,420 --> 00:03:51,420 Well, well, well. 50 00:03:52,460 --> 00:03:53,460 Two returns. 51 00:03:54,580 --> 00:03:55,580 It's been a while. 52 00:03:56,620 --> 00:03:59,340 It's been a long while. 53 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:06,450 Did you get cool back into the office? Yep. 54 00:04:07,190 --> 00:04:08,450 New management demands it. 55 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:10,430 Yep. 56 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:12,670 Been back for a couple of months now. 57 00:04:13,290 --> 00:04:14,710 So your fucking friend was right? 58 00:04:15,470 --> 00:04:16,470 You too. 59 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,090 Oh, right. 60 00:04:20,290 --> 00:04:22,550 Yeah, you moved to the mountains right at the start. 61 00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:25,650 I've created the shirt and tie for a flannel. 62 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:26,850 Leaves off the land now. 63 00:04:27,390 --> 00:04:29,290 Pushed all in on apocalypse, huh? 64 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:31,230 You got to respect that. 65 00:04:32,650 --> 00:04:36,370 So, what have you been up to for, like, two years? 66 00:04:36,970 --> 00:04:41,130 You know, aching, gardening, no... 67 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:45,830 Zoom meetings and existential crisis. 68 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:49,370 At least you've got both your hands still and full-out of hair. 69 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:51,750 No beard, sadly. 70 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,600 Stephen King or Danielle Steele? 71 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:00,120 Of course. 72 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:02,340 Oh. 73 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:03,520 Of course. 74 00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:06,380 Is this what you've turned to in my absence? 75 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:07,960 The Russian philosophy? 76 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:09,660 What has they done to us? 77 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:12,900 Well, what kind of ambitious literature were you reading during lockdown? 78 00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:13,880 Reading? 79 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:18,160 I just binged Tidy King in Squid Games, like every other basic asshole. 80 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:27,700 So many empty seats. 81 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:29,640 Yeah, you save here. 82 00:05:44,590 --> 00:05:46,070 Well, I'll see you tomorrow, I guess. 83 00:05:48,710 --> 00:05:49,710 Unless... 84 00:05:52,150 --> 00:05:53,150 Hey. 85 00:06:00,650 --> 00:06:01,650 Marry me. 86 00:06:04,350 --> 00:06:05,350 Excuse me? 87 00:06:05,830 --> 00:06:09,910 I promised myself if I ever saw you again, I'd ask you to marry me. 88 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:16,670 As much as I really don't want to go to work. 89 00:06:16,671 --> 00:06:20,189 Today, I don't think that I can bully I am late because I'm 90 00:06:20,190 --> 00:06:23,310 getting married hard until at least a couple of weeks in. 91 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:25,250 Yes, that's smart. 92 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:26,810 At least until a few weeks in. 93 00:06:30,210 --> 00:06:33,030 Look, I've had a long time to think about this. 94 00:06:33,610 --> 00:06:34,730 Maybe too much time. 95 00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:36,830 Maybe too much time. 96 00:06:37,510 --> 00:06:40,990 I think Dostoyevsky's had a little too much influence on you. 97 00:06:41,170 --> 00:06:43,130 Was he running around Russia proposing to women? 98 00:06:43,131 --> 00:06:44,430 Ospensky, actually. 99 00:06:45,330 --> 00:06:45,770 Ospensky. 100 00:06:46,090 --> 00:06:51,730 No, okay, so my grandparents back in the day, they went on eight dates and they got 101 00:06:51,731 --> 00:06:53,531 married and they've been married for 50 years. 102 00:06:53,710 --> 00:06:57,410 So not any Russian philosophers, your grandparents are should like... 103 00:06:58,890 --> 00:06:59,890 They are. 104 00:07:01,430 --> 00:07:04,130 So what, go on eight dates with you and then... 105 00:07:04,730 --> 00:07:07,610 Well, we don't have to get married if you don't want, obviously. 106 00:07:08,830 --> 00:07:13,270 Look, I just always like seeing you on the bus. 107 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:17,070 It's easily the highlight of my day. 108 00:07:20,010 --> 00:07:21,790 I didn't think I was going to see you again. 109 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:24,990 Me neither. 110 00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:30,890 Who even dates anymore? 111 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:33,050 I don't know. 112 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:34,630 It's very old school. 113 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:37,150 Feels like we've been doing it wrong lately. 114 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,590 Here is a distinct lack of wooing. 115 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:43,210 We can start small. 116 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:45,050 Go for coffee. 117 00:07:46,130 --> 00:07:48,070 You're not a fucking weirdo, are you? 118 00:07:48,590 --> 00:07:50,670 I don't think I am. 119 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:53,430 And I'm not just randomly asking women to marry me. 120 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:54,670 Just me. 121 00:07:54,830 --> 00:07:55,830 Yeah, just you. 122 00:07:57,750 --> 00:07:58,890 I don't know, man. 123 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:01,170 This might fuck up the bus thing we've got going on. 124 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:03,130 Yeah, but I think I just did that already. 125 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:08,960 Oh, thanks. 126 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:11,600 Miss you? 127 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:12,680 That's me. 128 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:20,060 You are brave when leaving your address wide open. 129 00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:22,520 How are you not swimming in dick pics? 130 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,720 I don't think I'm the key demographic. 131 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:29,700 Are you being serious? 132 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:30,940 Your last name is right? 133 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,600 I mean, I have no reason to lie. 134 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:34,200 Why? 135 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:35,560 That's my last name. 136 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:36,640 Fuck off. 137 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:37,641 I'm serious. 138 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:38,240 Ryan Wright. 139 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,200 Oh, God. 140 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,481 We're not related, are we? 141 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,960 Okay, I'm descended from the English rights. 142 00:08:43,300 --> 00:08:43,700 What about you? 143 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:44,980 Scottish. 144 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:47,920 My pop did the ancestry genealogy thing during COVID. 145 00:08:48,140 --> 00:08:49,140 Yeah, same. 146 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:52,380 Well, fuck would have made for a very awkward coffee. 147 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:53,820 Very. 148 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:59,280 Well, hey, at least if we do get married, I won't 149 00:08:59,281 --> 00:09:02,300 have to take your last name because I already have it. 150 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:04,220 See, you don't even really need me. 151 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,740 You literally have nothing at all to lose now. 152 00:09:16,270 --> 00:09:17,270 Well, text me. 153 00:09:41,430 --> 00:09:42,430 Morning, mate. 154 00:09:42,590 --> 00:09:43,590 Go out. 155 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:45,330 Morning. 156 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:40,680 So, guess who came second in the Over 50s 157 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:43,440 watercolour category at the Arch on the weekend? 158 00:10:43,980 --> 00:10:46,060 Whoever the poor guy was behind you, I'm betting you. 159 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:47,400 No, it was me. 160 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,300 I was so close. 161 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:50,860 Oh, my God. 162 00:10:51,220 --> 00:10:52,220 That's amazing. 163 00:10:52,420 --> 00:10:53,760 How did that get second prize? 164 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,196 I'd love to see you one first. 165 00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:55,640 Oh, okay. 166 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:01,390 That's a bit shit, if you ask me. 167 00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:02,110 You got robbed, Helen. 168 00:11:02,270 --> 00:11:03,586 It's nice to get a little ribbon, though. 169 00:11:03,610 --> 00:11:04,610 I'm not going to lie. 170 00:11:04,970 --> 00:11:08,050 Well, don't forget about the rest of us back here when you're a famous artist. 171 00:11:08,630 --> 00:11:09,630 Fat Chas. 172 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:24,890 Looking at porn again? 173 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:30,710 So, what if I was... Mike, there's shit all else to do here. 174 00:11:30,930 --> 00:11:33,306 You know, I could be at home fucking around and doing nothing. 175 00:11:33,330 --> 00:11:35,366 Like you, they want to do an editorial meeting in five. 176 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,330 Oh, can I just zoom in for my desk instead? 177 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:38,250 Nope. 178 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:40,370 The new overlords require meat presence. 179 00:11:40,790 --> 00:11:41,790 They're psychopaths. 180 00:11:42,050 --> 00:11:42,830 Nobody wants this. 181 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,690 It's better when everyone's just in their little box on the screen. 182 00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:46,850 Admitted, Em. 183 00:11:46,890 --> 00:11:48,510 You missed everyone here, didn't you? 184 00:11:49,350 --> 00:11:50,990 Smells like beard oil in here. 185 00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:53,870 I hope Gary's retirement is awful. 186 00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,310 What a selfish, greedy sellout. 187 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:57,710 Yeah, I heard he started a charity. 188 00:11:57,711 --> 00:11:58,711 Of course he did. 189 00:11:58,830 --> 00:11:59,830 What a dick. 190 00:12:01,730 --> 00:12:02,730 Meeting time. 191 00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,050 Here we go. 192 00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:06,610 Emily. 193 00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:10,750 You look so good in person. 194 00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:12,550 What do I look like on screen? 195 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:13,670 We can hug again. 196 00:12:13,970 --> 00:12:14,970 Oh, did we ever before? 197 00:12:15,350 --> 00:12:17,170 No, but we should have. 198 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:18,410 Don't inhale. 199 00:12:18,411 --> 00:12:19,830 That makes it even weirder. 200 00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:21,010 Okay, okay. 201 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:22,390 I just really missed you. 202 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:23,350 Both of you. 203 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,710 Oh, Mike too. 204 00:12:25,010 --> 00:12:26,530 That kind of cheapens the sentiment. 205 00:12:27,570 --> 00:12:28,910 Did you both see my email? 206 00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:30,850 Oh, you sent quite a few emails now. 207 00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:32,026 You want to be more specific? 208 00:12:32,050 --> 00:12:35,010 The one about the welcome party for the new corporate stakeholders. 209 00:12:36,090 --> 00:12:37,630 It's a nice way of putting it. 210 00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:39,850 What about this party? 211 00:12:40,490 --> 00:12:41,490 Oh, it's compulsory. 212 00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:43,330 Sorry. 213 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:45,290 Welcome everybody. 214 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,010 Well, this is nice, isn't it? 215 00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,260 Are we all well? 216 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:20,700 What time do you finish up? 217 00:13:20,701 --> 00:13:22,400 Okay, where should we begin? 218 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:23,640 Mike. 219 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:27,680 Yeah, so did anybody watch a Squid Game? 220 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,160 Like, that was amazing. 221 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,100 You know, like the last three episodes? 222 00:13:31,220 --> 00:13:32,336 But they were playing that in a while. 223 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:33,360 You know that? 224 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:46,550 Who's this? 225 00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:52,150 Getting about 4.30. 226 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:53,950 Here? 227 00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,270 I can leave whenever I want. 228 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:00,030 4.30 then? 229 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:07,960 Sure. 230 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,620 Let's get this over with. 231 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:14,720 Excuse me, do you have any sugar? 232 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Yeah, just in the poll. 233 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,280 No. 234 00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,960 I got you something for our first date. 235 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:24,520 Of course I hope. 236 00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,220 Jesus. 237 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,340 Who's dick is that? 238 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:38,800 I don't know. 239 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,660 I just scoured the internet until I found the best one. 240 00:14:41,661 --> 00:14:42,900 Is this your dream dick? 241 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:44,060 No. 242 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,280 It's the best one for you. 243 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,500 I was being thoughtful. 244 00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,813 So you spent your first day back at work scrolling 245 00:14:50,814 --> 00:14:53,041 through dicks to find the one that said the most about me? 246 00:14:54,820 --> 00:14:55,820 That's pretty thoughtful. 247 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,220 Do you feel violated? 248 00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:58,580 A little bit, yeah. 249 00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,376 It's kind of like a slap in the face, isn't it? 250 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,400 Every time. 251 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:03,660 Every time? 252 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:04,060 Hmm. 253 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:06,000 How many times is this happening for you? 254 00:15:06,001 --> 00:15:09,168 I have something of an online following, so every now 255 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:13,780 and then I'll just open my DMs and it's like bang dicks. 256 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:15,140 We were. 257 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:16,380 Wow. 258 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,560 Cool. 259 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:19,580 You've never set one? 260 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,220 No. 261 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:22,720 Absolutely not. 262 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:23,896 I mean, I barely look at my own dick. 263 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,640 Why do I want to subject someone else to it? 264 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:27,900 See, now you're just talking common sense. 265 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,180 Oh, wow. 266 00:15:31,380 --> 00:15:32,856 You really do have a following going on. 267 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:34,480 You've got the blue tick and everything. 268 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,260 Wait, you're telling me you didn't already saw the stalk me today? 269 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:39,760 Honestly, no. 270 00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:40,956 It never really occurred to me. 271 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:41,980 Why did you? 272 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:43,920 Yes. 273 00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,080 I didn't even have to put my detective hat on. 274 00:15:47,220 --> 00:15:48,660 Your socials are wide open. 275 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:52,240 You really walk between the raindrops, don't you? 276 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,220 I never really had anything to hide. 277 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:55,440 Didn't I? 278 00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:56,596 I was going to get saw the stalk. 279 00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:59,080 Not even by the girl you want to marry from the bus? 280 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,300 Yeah. 281 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,240 Can I follow you? 282 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,400 Do you think we're ready for that? 283 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:17,060 Today, for living on the edge, I guess. 284 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,370 Um... Tech writer and reviewer. 285 00:16:23,590 --> 00:16:25,230 I thought you said you were a journalist. 286 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,510 Oh, shit. 287 00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:27,910 No, I didn't mean it. 288 00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:28,170 I'm kidding. 289 00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:28,590 I'm kidding. 290 00:16:28,890 --> 00:16:29,070 I did. 291 00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:29,710 Yes. 292 00:16:29,890 --> 00:16:35,610 I was just... 293 00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:37,230 No. 294 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:43,470 If you put the word smart in front of anything dumb, like a smart umbrella or a 295 00:16:43,471 --> 00:16:47,630 egg tray, then I'm spending a few days with it until I find 500 words. 296 00:16:47,970 --> 00:16:49,390 What does a smart umbrella do? 297 00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:53,910 It tells you when it's about to rain and where it is if you lose it. 298 00:16:54,170 --> 00:16:58,190 So you've write smart reviews about dumb, smart, dumb products? 299 00:16:58,470 --> 00:16:59,950 I never said they were smart reviews. 300 00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,550 Hey, you want to get the table over there? 301 00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:04,150 Yep. 302 00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:04,650 Score. 303 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,090 Let's go. 304 00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:11,750 You said you were an accountant. 305 00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:17,670 Can't really sex that up, can I? 306 00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:18,850 Oh, that's true. 307 00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:20,930 Do you like it? 308 00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:22,650 I don't love it. 309 00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:23,890 I'm honest. 310 00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:25,070 But I don't hate it. 311 00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:27,051 And that used to be enough, maybe. 312 00:17:27,370 --> 00:17:27,950 But not now. 313 00:17:27,951 --> 00:17:33,150 I mean, is anything enough after the last few years? 314 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:35,470 What would you rather be doing? 315 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:38,770 I don't know. 316 00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:44,503 Writing something, probably something important, 317 00:17:44,504 --> 00:17:48,210 something not that bad and hopefully not as shared. 318 00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:51,030 Well, I look forward to reading that. 319 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,410 I'm sure it's amazing. 320 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,430 What would you rather be doing? 321 00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:00,370 Kind of always wanted to run a coffee shop like this. 322 00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:05,490 Your dream job is to be a barista. 323 00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:11,110 Yes, and no, kind of. 324 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:16,932 I just wanted to own it and run it and, you know, select 325 00:18:16,933 --> 00:18:20,030 the beans and make the menu choices and all that cool stuff. 326 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:22,490 Then franchise it and retire to the yacht. 327 00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:26,590 No, just one place where people can hang out. 328 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:27,910 That'd be enough for me. 329 00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:32,010 This is actually pretty sweet. 330 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,450 Oh, you voted for us. 331 00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:37,870 This is like an old school date. 332 00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:40,770 Oh, wait, you know, vegan or gluten free or anything? 333 00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:41,950 Maybe I should have stilled. 334 00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:44,110 This is perfect. 335 00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:46,190 This is exactly what I would have ordered. 336 00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,030 And you ordered it without pineapple. 337 00:18:49,031 --> 00:18:52,550 Pineapple can be a deal breaker, in my opinion. 338 00:18:52,930 --> 00:18:53,930 Starcey. 339 00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:57,230 I see what you did there. 340 00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,250 Bad. 341 00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:01,410 You don't like pineapple? 342 00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:05,830 I love pineapple, but I would never put it on the pizza that I was sharing. 343 00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,530 It's too divisive. 344 00:19:09,770 --> 00:19:11,110 It's delicious, thank you. 345 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,142 So circling back, are you meant to carry this smart 346 00:19:19,143 --> 00:19:21,521 umbrella around with you at all times, just in case? 347 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,560 You know, carrying a umbrella? 348 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:26,160 Of course not, do you? 349 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,200 Yes. 350 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,220 Now, this isn't the dumb smart one. 351 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,520 This is just their estimate. 352 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,340 Normal one. 353 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,360 But it has not held me yet. 354 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,900 So the huge bag thing isn't just a fashion trend. 355 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,860 You actually carry useful things inside them. 356 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,220 Repair for everything. 357 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:42,600 You'd never need any of it. 358 00:19:50,050 --> 00:19:51,430 What do you do if it rains? 359 00:19:52,730 --> 00:19:53,730 I guess I get wet. 360 00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:57,470 Say you don't want to hear the raindrops after all. 361 00:19:58,670 --> 00:19:59,670 No. 362 00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,050 No. 363 00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,000 So, where do you want to go next time? 364 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,600 Should we play it by ear? 365 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,300 Yeah. 366 00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:18,860 Of course. 367 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:21,780 Good. 368 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:23,560 Good. 369 00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:12,220 Hey! 370 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,280 Hi! 371 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,840 What are you two up to? 372 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,160 I'm just waiting for him to decide what to watch. 373 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:20,900 I don't care what we watch. 374 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:21,600 It's up to you. 375 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:22,960 Busy meds, pop. 376 00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:27,940 Hey! 377 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,100 You're home late. 378 00:21:29,340 --> 00:21:30,340 How was your day? 379 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,120 Yeah, it was okay. 380 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,060 Yeah, yeah, it was good. 381 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:34,520 It was good. 382 00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,300 You've been cool. 383 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,080 No, I'm definitely going to see you. 384 00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,240 It's on Ian's Facebook. 385 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:42,480 We should send it next door. 386 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,800 Don't start another neighborhood warp up. 387 00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:51,200 I didn't start anything. 388 00:21:52,940 --> 00:21:54,360 Hey, you choose what we watch. 389 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,480 I'm actually going to call it a night. 390 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,720 Are you okay? 391 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,080 Yeah, just have a big day. 392 00:21:59,540 --> 00:22:00,540 You guys enjoy. 393 00:22:50,070 --> 00:22:51,510 Hope you got home safe. 394 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:17,200 Hey! 395 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:20,120 That was your first day back. 396 00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:22,700 Everybody pumped me back in the office. 397 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,740 Everybody except me loved it. 398 00:23:27,060 --> 00:23:28,060 That was your shift. 399 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,180 Yeah, same old. 400 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,780 I did have one guy who came in who got his hand caught in the middle press. 401 00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:37,203 He was seen as like a purple glove full of water 402 00:23:37,204 --> 00:23:39,000 just hanging off his wrist as fucking grass. 403 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,340 I don't want to hear this. 404 00:23:41,300 --> 00:23:42,300 You asked. 405 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:43,540 I was being polite. 406 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,380 Not a lot of feel-good stories coming over the armory. 407 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:55,220 Oh, hey, I have this really annoying work party next Saturday. 408 00:23:58,300 --> 00:23:59,300 I can't go. 409 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,560 Well, it's compulsory. 410 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:03,620 For you, maybe. 411 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:05,700 Now I'm working a double. 412 00:24:07,460 --> 00:24:08,460 This is wed. 413 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:12,741 Um... Since I agreed to work a double. 414 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 I always going to cook. 415 00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,400 I actually was but I just don't know. 416 00:24:19,460 --> 00:24:20,540 Well, I couldn't be fucked. 417 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:22,980 So, are you ready to order some pizzas? 418 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,500 Hi. 419 00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:26,340 You know what? 420 00:24:26,420 --> 00:24:29,320 I actually got something on the way home, so I'm not really hungry. 421 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,280 Yeah, I've heard that bullshit before. 422 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,259 No, I'll get next to large, but I'm going to get pulling 423 00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:36,441 up or you can just pick it off if you want some, right? 424 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,680 Okey. 425 00:25:21,850 --> 00:25:23,530 You want to come to a party next Saturday? 426 00:25:28,910 --> 00:25:29,910 Sure.