1 00:00:18,670 --> 00:00:19,497 All-righty. 2 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:38,777 If I had to compare Aaron to any science figures, 3 00:00:39,952 --> 00:00:43,347 I think of Tesla. 4 00:00:45,871 --> 00:00:47,612 Of course, Einstein. 5 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:50,093 You might think that's off the wall, but no. 6 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:55,577 You know, Bell. You know. 7 00:00:57,709 --> 00:01:02,845 I taught for 38 years, and I can't recall a student 8 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,848 with that kind of scientific, technical thought 9 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:10,070 that he applies to real life. 10 00:01:10,244 --> 00:01:12,376 I was nominated for the most outstanding innovation 11 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:14,944 -in the world for this device. -Seriously? 12 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:17,555 At the reunion, which was nine years ago, 13 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:21,211 he explained to me what his next endeavor was. 14 00:01:21,385 --> 00:01:23,083 Then I was-- 15 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:24,649 Aaron what are you doing? 16 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,479 But when I think back on it, 17 00:01:30,394 --> 00:01:32,179 you know, it doesn't surprise me at all. 18 00:01:32,353 --> 00:01:34,877 Because he's taking his creativity 19 00:01:35,051 --> 00:01:36,487 just to another level. That's Aaron. 20 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:41,013 So here is the watch. There's the on/off button. 21 00:01:41,188 --> 00:01:43,668 -Has it been used? -No. 22 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:54,897 Okay. G-force. 23 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:59,684 I see Aaron all over this. 24 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:02,687 Welcome to Las Vegas, folks. Local time is about 1:40 p.m. 25 00:02:22,925 --> 00:02:24,535 Welcome to the house of dreams. 26 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:27,886 The party never ends, Mr. Twinkle. 27 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,366 -How are you doing? -Come on in. 28 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:33,849 Most excellent, man. Most excellent. 29 00:02:34,023 --> 00:02:36,199 It's a humble little house, man. 30 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:39,376 Most of my friends that are doing what I do, have mansions. 31 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:47,732 But, you know I've put my money into something else, I guess. 32 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:48,994 Trying to make something go. 33 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:02,225 I got in some really good throws today, Dad. 34 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:03,705 -Did you? -Yeah. Definitely. 35 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:05,924 Over 34 feet. 36 00:03:06,098 --> 00:03:07,448 -Really? That's pretty amazing. -Yeah. 37 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,905 -There she is. 38 00:03:30,079 --> 00:03:31,994 Hi, people of this earth. 39 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,909 -How's it going? -Unless you're aliens. 40 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,693 Maybe your aliens. I don't know. 41 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:38,000 So, do tell me, how did the concert go? 42 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:40,959 Oh, dude, I got the fucking set list! 43 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:44,789 So, for my birthday... 44 00:03:44,963 --> 00:03:45,660 Uh-huh. 45 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:49,490 On Saturday, 46 00:03:49,664 --> 00:03:51,840 it's going to be like everyone. 47 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:53,494 So don't be shocked if you come home 48 00:03:53,668 --> 00:03:55,713 and the house is like super fucked up. 49 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,802 Isn't that special. 50 00:03:57,976 --> 00:04:00,457 My two daughters are absolutely night and day. 51 00:04:00,631 --> 00:04:03,025 You would never even-- No one even believes that they are biologically related. 52 00:04:03,199 --> 00:04:06,985 And so you know I'd say that one of them is very much 53 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,901 long-term committed relationship, 54 00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:13,122 and I think the other one is pedal to the metal, 55 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:16,299 I'm going to experience every moment I can, maximum party, 56 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:17,779 leap off the house. 57 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,259 All I can try to do is 58 00:04:19,433 --> 00:04:20,651 help them have a mirror 59 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:21,826 and help them try to understand 60 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,393 what actually makes them happy. 61 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,308 I've explained to them both very well 62 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:27,223 that even though this makes your sister happy 63 00:04:27,397 --> 00:04:30,095 there's no reason that would make you happy. 64 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,054 Different things make you happy and those same things 65 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,273 wouldn't make your sister happy. 66 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,974 It's a guy doing a design for my day job 67 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:41,281 using our RF transceivers. 68 00:04:41,455 --> 00:04:44,066 Got to make millions all the time for the day job. 69 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,808 I specialize in bio-medical electrical engineering. 70 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:50,028 I've been employed for multiple companies. 71 00:04:50,202 --> 00:04:52,422 In fact, I am a field application engineer to this day. 72 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:55,120 I've even have 34 parts land on Mars and curiosity, 73 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,774 which is pretty cool. 74 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:59,299 I mean I've also in fact had parts designed 75 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:02,824 for the Roku box I'm giving for Christmas this year. 76 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:05,130 I tell my friends, I say our whole industry is collapsing 77 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,828 for the electrical engineering market. 78 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:08,699 We gave it away, man. It's sad what's happened. 79 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:11,398 It's all going overseas. 80 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:13,617 It's like if you've ever saw the Star Wars, 81 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:15,271 deal where there was a garbage compactor 82 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:16,664 and they were like climbing to the top 83 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:18,622 of the garbage compactor heap, 84 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,581 I'm on top of the garbage compactor heap. 85 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,800 So technically I'm doing better than most. 86 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:23,801 But don't kid ourselves, 87 00:05:23,975 --> 00:05:24,889 we shouldn't even be 88 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,630 in the garbage compactor. 89 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:28,023 We shouldn't even be on the damn Death Star 90 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:29,503 let alone inside the garbage compactor. 91 00:05:29,677 --> 00:05:31,331 No extra maid service here. 92 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:32,984 I clean the commodes. 93 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:36,161 I technically make a six figure plus living, 94 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,990 but it's-- You know it's coming in and going out, 95 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:42,124 still trying to make this... Still trying to change the world, frankly. 96 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,180 I like to think of ways 97 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,226 where I'm actually trying to change the world. 98 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,402 And so it's ironic. 99 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:01,186 You know, I thought I'd be working with the physicists 100 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,798 that were doing the 10th dimensions with excitons. 101 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,887 And here after it's all said and done, 102 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,542 It's, you know, basically trying to help educate our world 103 00:06:08,716 --> 00:06:10,152 that look this is an amazing way 104 00:06:10,326 --> 00:06:12,023 for partners to please each other. 105 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,809 I really seriously want to be responsible 106 00:06:14,983 --> 00:06:18,247 for a billion orgasms before I'm dead. Why? 107 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:19,988 Because then I'll know I'll actually make the world 108 00:06:20,162 --> 00:06:21,511 a happier place. 109 00:06:21,685 --> 00:06:24,558 Where did I get this 110 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:29,606 very serious drive to change the world? 111 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,043 I don't understand why most people don't actually have that. 112 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:43,925 Is there a question you'd like to ask Aaron, Reggie? 113 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,318 Actually, yeah. What made you get into this? 114 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:49,017 It's real simple. When I discovered it, so to speak, 115 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:51,585 not that I discovered it, even Aristotle wrote about it. 116 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,151 It's not that human physiology has changed 117 00:06:53,325 --> 00:06:55,153 over two thousand years. 118 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,460 But it was upsetting to me that no one told me. 119 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,636 I had never even heard about it, and what are the odds 120 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:00,942 I accidentally stumbled on it? 121 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:02,117 And then I decided, well, 122 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:03,292 what did you do before you die? 123 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:05,120 The world has got to know this. 124 00:07:05,294 --> 00:07:07,427 So I wanted to make sure, 125 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:10,212 that when a couple was actually doing it, 126 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,562 there was basically a guide or something to show them, 127 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,825 look, you need to go harder or faster, 128 00:07:14,999 --> 00:07:17,088 and this was the way to do that. 129 00:07:17,262 --> 00:07:18,960 Wow. I don't know. 130 00:07:19,134 --> 00:07:20,701 I just feel like now I'm feeling like 131 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,703 I'm missing out on life or something, you know? 132 00:07:22,877 --> 00:07:24,444 Well, let me tell you, it's like I'm doing this because 133 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:26,271 the world has got to know this. 134 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,273 At least, at least, I raised my hand boldly 135 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,841 and said, "Why doesn't our society know this? 136 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,582 Well, they should know this." 137 00:07:32,756 --> 00:07:34,236 - He got a headache. - Wow. 138 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:36,238 Hit him again. 139 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:37,935 Ow. 140 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,294 That will do, actually. A signature. 141 00:07:52,254 --> 00:07:55,300 There's very little in the middle zone. 142 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,303 Just dealing with one aspect on its own, 143 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:01,655 you're very capable of a lot of intellectual activity, 144 00:08:01,829 --> 00:08:03,918 very mentally mobile. 145 00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:06,181 You love to learn. 146 00:08:06,355 --> 00:08:08,009 You like mental challenges. 147 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:09,706 And so the companionships 148 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,534 and relationships that you prefer are people 149 00:08:11,708 --> 00:08:14,102 who talk about intellectual types of things 150 00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,670 and take conversations up into a higher matter 151 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,802 because you're not really very interested in things 152 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:21,283 that are mundane or trivial. You can deal with them, 153 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:22,937 but they're just really boring to you. 154 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:24,808 The negative aspects of heavy pressure 155 00:08:24,982 --> 00:08:28,725 is very stubborn, extremely persistent, 156 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:32,512 and an inability to forget things on an emotional level. 157 00:08:32,686 --> 00:08:35,863 Oh boy, is that right on the money or what? 158 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:37,473 Well, the harder you press onto the page, 159 00:08:37,647 --> 00:08:38,735 the deeper the emotions run 160 00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,563 and the longer they stay there. 161 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:42,478 So it means, what you're essentially looking for 162 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:45,655 in a relationship is something that has depth, 163 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,918 that's not superficial but has depth, 164 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:51,748 and something deep, long-lasting and enduring. 165 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,848 My first girlfriend? 166 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,850 I think her name was Erica in kindergarten. 167 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:11,028 It was Karen Opella in first grade. 168 00:09:11,202 --> 00:09:14,902 I told her I loved her, and she ran out to the snowmobiles. 169 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:17,644 Thought that didn't go as well as planned. 170 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:20,560 And then it was, Kristy Felts in second and third grade. 171 00:09:20,734 --> 00:09:21,778 That was a long time. 172 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,781 Jill Gutchison in fourth grade. 173 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:26,696 Shawna Hamilton in fifth grade. She was great. 174 00:09:26,870 --> 00:09:29,612 Kathy Newberg kind of in sixth grade. 175 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,962 Seventh grade? What the heck happened in seventh grade? 176 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,921 I fell in love with a girl who wasn't in love with me. 177 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:35,531 Eighth grade it was Shelly Carlson. 178 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:36,619 That was the girl I was dating 179 00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:37,881 all the way through high school 180 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:38,708 and college. 181 00:09:57,771 --> 00:10:00,164 Wherever you grow up is normal, and so you always think 182 00:10:00,338 --> 00:10:01,339 you're going to do better than that. 183 00:10:02,558 --> 00:10:04,168 My parents met in high school. 184 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:06,040 They were high school sweethearts. 185 00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,042 They lost their virginity together, 186 00:10:08,216 --> 00:10:09,260 actually on their wedding night. 187 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,265 Art got this one very easily. 188 00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,183 No problem. Brought it back. 189 00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,533 Didn't need to have honey, 190 00:10:21,708 --> 00:10:24,275 but honey would do a lot of panting. 191 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,756 And thank you for driving. That worked out just great. 192 00:10:26,930 --> 00:10:28,497 Momma drove for the first time. 193 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:29,933 Yup, and it got up right in the ditch, 194 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,327 and Liz got to watch me shoot a bird. 195 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:34,459 I don't know if that-- It's been a long time since you've seen that happen. 196 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,679 69 degrees today. 197 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,639 Yeah. Wow. Pretty sunset, boy. 198 00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:41,945 Thank you for making food for everybody. 199 00:10:42,119 --> 00:10:43,251 It was my pleasure. 200 00:10:44,774 --> 00:10:47,342 Love people. Cook them tasty food. 201 00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:50,258 Yes, we did a lot of that. 202 00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:52,477 My mom is my dad's favorite person in the world 203 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,350 and vice versa, and 204 00:10:55,524 --> 00:10:58,135 you know they-- I think they only got in two arguments my entire life, 205 00:10:58,309 --> 00:10:59,789 that I've known them. So I expected 206 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,617 to never get in an argument with my mate, 207 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:03,488 literally ever, 208 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,795 and just to have this real beautiful, 209 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,579 loving, nurturing kind of relationship, 210 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,277 and I thought, that's pretty normal. 211 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,887 I didn't think that was abnormal. 212 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,976 I expected to do even better than that. 213 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,595 Here we have the prettiest 214 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,075 most gorgeous babe on deck. 215 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:32,213 Engaged for four years, married for four years, 216 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,041 I'd never been with anyone else. 217 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,607 Not until Lara came along. 218 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:38,915 I actually told Shelly about it. 219 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,787 I said, I have a major problem. 220 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,921 I said, I can't seem to shake it, and I couldn't. 221 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:50,144 She kissed me for 45 minutes straight. 222 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,583 That song by Sarah McLachlan, "I Take Your Breath Away", man, 223 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:57,020 I know what that means, and I met Sarah McLachlan. 224 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:01,851 Aw, that's sad. 225 00:12:02,025 --> 00:12:04,288 I created CD after CD, year after year, 226 00:12:04,462 --> 00:12:06,595 for our illicit rendezvous. 227 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,858 You know, some of the most romantic music of the times, 228 00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:09,859 the moments. 229 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,035 And I always would have 230 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,516 a single rose or maybe a couple of roses 231 00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:16,692 when we were together, and I saved all the rose petals. 232 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,389 So, it was amazing. 233 00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:20,740 Anyway, I wish I wouldn't have done this. 234 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,178 I put this thing to tack it in there 235 00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:26,571 and after about ten years it actually bled through, 236 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,400 but she wrote me this poem: 237 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,576 So you can imagine why I framed that. 238 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,188 That was a gift from her to me. So... 239 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,712 Yeah, I tell you, you want to talk about passion, man, 240 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:40,585 I wrote her over two hundred pages 241 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:45,808 in a bound manuscript called "The Dream". 242 00:12:45,982 --> 00:12:48,680 Oh, yeah, so here's 322 pages just for Lara. 243 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,207 I wore your patchouli today. 244 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:55,122 I can't even describe all the thoughts and dreams 245 00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:56,645 that flash before my eyes. 246 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,560 You titled me the dream doer. 247 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,170 My dream was to share the world together. 248 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,606 Do you remember drawing a heart 249 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,825 on the back of my window? 250 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:03,913 Do you remember when you rented 251 00:13:04,087 --> 00:13:04,958 the room at the Econolodge? 252 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,655 Do you remember room 202? 253 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:07,787 Do you remember when we bought 254 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,136 the same bottle of champagne? 255 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:10,050 Do you remember the black candle? 256 00:13:10,224 --> 00:13:11,138 Do you remember the tape? 257 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:11,834 Do you remember the nights 258 00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:12,966 we spent talking? 259 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,141 Do you remember how we danced? 260 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:15,055 Do you remember how we kissed? 261 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,012 Do you remember when you said 262 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:17,100 Aaron I love you? 263 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,319 Do you remember the necklace 264 00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:20,060 you gave me: entwined lovers? 265 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,888 The last time I saw you you curled your toes 266 00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,846 around my toes and cuddled me so. 267 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:24,978 Do you remember flying? 268 00:13:25,152 --> 00:13:26,457 Do you remember how we flew? 269 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:27,415 Do you remember how peaceful it was? 270 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,288 Do you remember the dream? Do you remember me? 271 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,032 My poetry is not-- 272 00:13:38,687 --> 00:13:41,429 It doesn't hold a candle to hers, but it was to trying to say a message. 273 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,303 The poem I wrote was "The Magic Bottle". 274 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,653 The girl found a sealed magic bottle in the sand. 275 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,090 She opened it. 276 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,482 A magical genie appeared. 277 00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:56,792 The girl had a magic of her own. The genie fell in love with her. 278 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,491 He said, I don't have infinite power. 279 00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:03,364 I can't grant you three all-powerful wishes, 280 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,322 but I'll try to make all your wishes come true. 281 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,413 Almost a year went by, 282 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:12,373 the genie only fell more in love with his stargazer, 283 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,855 and then one day his love asked him for a wish. 284 00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,162 She wished that he would vanish. 285 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:23,253 It was the most difficult wish that the genie had ever given. 286 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:33,611 The Lara love affair ended my relationship with Shelly, 287 00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,483 ended marriages, hers as well, 288 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:38,703 and when it seemed 289 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,792 that I wasn't going to be able to get back with her, 290 00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:46,059 I moved to Texas, just... That was-- 291 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,670 I don't know if it was running away, or an excuse, 292 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,282 but I thought it was just a way to try and move on. 293 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:55,546 To try and make things happen. 294 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,621 Oh, I see you're dressed for Minnesota. 295 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,188 - Yeah. - Alright! 296 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:33,019 - Hi, there. Nice to see you. - Hey, grandpa. 297 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:10,795 It's been a long time since I've been up here. 298 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,452 Alright. 299 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,326 This is my old spot. 300 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,544 Awesome. 301 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:22,938 I basically did everything 302 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:23,852 from make... 303 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,075 strobe light systems, VU-meters, lasers, 304 00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,685 and I repaired all kinds of things 305 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:36,256 from car-stereos to fish-finders, microwaves. 306 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,388 It's kind of like my little lab. 307 00:16:38,562 --> 00:16:40,521 I set up all my little screwdrivers lined up on here. 308 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:41,957 In fact there's still something left up in here. 309 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:49,704 Something was rolled up in here from a long time ago. 310 00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:50,879 I'm curious what this was. 311 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,232 We are the last survivors from the planet Earth. 312 00:16:56,406 --> 00:16:58,974 We left Earth decades ago, hoping to find a new planet. 313 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,455 When we left Earth, dead animals were lying everywhere. 314 00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:03,152 Fish were floating in the water. 315 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,849 Three and a half years later earth was gone. 316 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,460 The other ship made it, 317 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,810 but its life support systems failed. 318 00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,812 To my horror, the captain was dead 319 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,205 and my fellow companion was dead, 320 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,902 and I never knew how. 321 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,686 I'm 87 and a half now and soon to die. 322 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,384 I hope someone finds this. 323 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,084 It was all part of these adventures and things I did. 324 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:25,609 Kind of interesting. 325 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:46,065 Lara and I were so close. She took me to places 326 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,675 I didn't think were possible, 327 00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,242 and I think when that ended, part of me died. 328 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,463 You know, I held the holy grail, 329 00:17:53,637 --> 00:17:55,987 and I think I could have satisfied Lara completely 330 00:17:56,162 --> 00:17:58,294 if I had only really understood 331 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:00,601 my love techniques better. 332 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,039 I could have taken her to another planet. 333 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,606 I could have sexually captured her. 334 00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:10,306 I wish I could have gone back to when I was 27 335 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,353 and just give myself like ten minutes of advice. 336 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,224 Man, would that have change my world. 337 00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:20,273 If you've ever flown ten thousand feet, 338 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,840 all of a sudden you're flying at 40 thousand feet 339 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,799 and you would've never even known. 340 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,105 You would have thought the ceiling height was ten thousand. 341 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,760 When you've held the holy grail like that, 342 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,415 it's almost worth just driving on with your life 343 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,895 until you find that holy grail again. 344 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:42,991 Well, I just wish he would find somebody that he would like. 345 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,253 That would be nice to him. 346 00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:46,125 So that he could have-- 347 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,866 So that he could have this relationship that he wants. 348 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:54,481 But now the ladies come with 349 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,961 two or three teenage kids and 350 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,573 that makes five or six and it's a lot of baggage 351 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,705 -and difficult. -Everybody has a lot of baggage. 352 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,664 Difficult to... 353 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,536 We started out at fifteen, and at fifteen 354 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,712 you don't even have a suitcase. 355 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:12,934 You have nothing. You just start exploring things. 356 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:15,545 And so that's what I tried to explore a lot. 357 00:19:15,719 --> 00:19:17,982 -Yeah. 358 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,420 In my household that I grew up in, yes, 359 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,596 it was open talk about sexuality. 360 00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:25,642 My dad is an artist and is to this day, 361 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,514 and I think, uh, 362 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:30,081 you know, he made snow-women that were like wow. 363 00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,736 So I think he always had a love of women 364 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,738 and the female body being an artist, 365 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:37,959 and he even made our house the shape of a woman's body. 366 00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,570 So I think I always had a very healthy view 367 00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:43,356 that women were amazing, 368 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:47,490 and I think for whatever reason my parents had more of that kind of a viewpoint of 369 00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,624 it's just a healthy, normal bodily function. 370 00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,974 It's just another scientific piece. 371 00:19:55,368 --> 00:19:58,675 More of the mundane, hard work. 372 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:02,418 How about this for a potato? 373 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,550 Well, that's a good potato. 374 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:07,815 We have such great potatoes this year 375 00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,687 we're just throwing away anything smaller than my fist. 376 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:11,862 Isn't that wonderful? 377 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,517 Yeah, that looks good. 378 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,043 I don't know if I should say what this looks like. 379 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:26,312 Is this another of your X-rated videos, 380 00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:28,183 or is that just where my mind goes? 381 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,793 I hope so. 382 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:32,622 I've been training for 40 years. 383 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:38,541 We were probably very open with kissing and so forth. 384 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:41,196 Sure, and then he corrupted us completely 385 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,416 when he got to the point where he had video 386 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,461 and stuff like that. And mirrors on the ceiling. 387 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,333 -That was all wonderful. -Yes, mirrors on the ceiling. 388 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:48,769 That was his idea. 389 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,858 In his room first. 390 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,729 - Those cheap mirrors. - Right. 391 00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,688 We found those real cheap Target mirrors 392 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,385 that had some kind of frame around them 393 00:20:56,559 --> 00:20:58,257 that gave you a place to put screws through 394 00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,041 to attach them to the ceiling. 395 00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,348 And if people come and look and they wonder 396 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:04,654 why do you have mirrors on the ceiling, 397 00:21:04,828 --> 00:21:07,744 then we probably won't ask them back. 398 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,703 That's how we can sort out our friends, how they, 399 00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:12,532 how they view our house and what it's used for. 400 00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:14,229 -How friendly it is. -Yes. 401 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,536 Why would you have mirrors over the bed? 402 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,929 Anybody that doesn't understand mirrors in the bedroom, 403 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:21,367 they're probably no fun. 404 00:21:21,541 --> 00:21:22,977 That was Aaron who did that. 405 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,892 Yeah, he did that. And he got us into video, 406 00:21:25,066 --> 00:21:28,156 so I finally got some good video of you. 407 00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,289 I don't know, movies are just more fun than stills. 408 00:21:30,463 --> 00:21:32,203 We didn't get into stills either, did we? 409 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,597 -No. -Movies were great. 410 00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,730 -The soft porn movies first. 411 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:39,776 Yeah, right, sure. 412 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,691 And we just did those kinds of things 413 00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:44,041 -and Aaron was just part of it. -Yeah. 414 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:46,130 -Never had to hide anything. -No. 415 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:51,092 I wouldn't say we shared porn. 416 00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:53,355 I mean it was more of-- I mean, maybe later in life, 417 00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:56,445 when I was, you know after college years or something, 418 00:21:56,619 --> 00:21:59,230 you know, that we got to have some maybe, 419 00:21:59,405 --> 00:22:00,580 you know, for example technology. 420 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,059 I mean, I did tell them, hey, 421 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,453 you know, VCRs are your friend. 422 00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:06,977 It's great for, you know. 423 00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:09,066 But I think that was just a healthy sexuality that, 424 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,720 you know, there's- I think it was the theme 425 00:22:10,894 --> 00:22:12,766 of there's nothing wrong with the human body. 426 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:15,290 There's nothing wrong with sexuality and it's, 427 00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:18,119 it's, it's, uhm... 428 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,122 it's just another bodily function, kind of. 429 00:22:25,126 --> 00:22:28,303 The very first time that I actually stumbled on this, 430 00:22:28,477 --> 00:22:30,871 I was in Corpus Christi. 431 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,134 I remember the sounds of the ocean. 432 00:22:33,308 --> 00:22:36,311 It was absolutely a gorgeous morning. 433 00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:39,662 To this day, I'm not sure what compelled me 434 00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,969 to do this exact technique. 435 00:22:43,144 --> 00:22:45,102 And she absolutely 436 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:48,062 started to have a female ejaculating orgasm. 437 00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:50,586 In fact, she said it was the best orgasm of her life. 438 00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:55,722 The point isn't a squirt watch. The point is that, you know, 439 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,419 you're getting this fundamental amazing moment. 440 00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,249 It's really female ejaculation. 441 00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,512 It's quite an amazing phenomena. 442 00:23:03,686 --> 00:23:06,646 In fact, the orgasm from the G-spot 443 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,823 is significantly different than from the clitoral orgasm. 444 00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:13,174 That type of orgasm is much similar to a male's orgasm. 445 00:23:13,348 --> 00:23:15,002 There's a trigger point that's very similar to 446 00:23:15,176 --> 00:23:17,439 like hitting your knee, where your knee just pops up 447 00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:18,440 like at the doctor's office. 448 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:24,403 You take your middle finger and your ring finger together, 449 00:23:24,577 --> 00:23:25,882 what I termed the "I love you" move. 450 00:23:26,056 --> 00:23:27,231 Just because in American sign language 451 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,277 this means I love you. 452 00:23:29,451 --> 00:23:30,800 You actually put those fingers 453 00:23:30,974 --> 00:23:32,541 right on the G-spot, specifically. 454 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:36,415 If here's her clitoris, the G-spot is right behind it 455 00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:37,372 on the inside. 456 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:40,984 Here's her clitoris. It's right here. 457 00:23:41,158 --> 00:23:42,725 It's just right on the back wall. She's laying down. 458 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,424 This is her clitoris. This is her vagina. 459 00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:48,339 Right? This is the upper wall of her vagina. It's right here. 460 00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:50,385 In fact, you're not moving off that G-spot. 461 00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,343 That's your target. You want to stay right on that G-spot. 462 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,695 And you just, you're simply not going in and out, 463 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:58,611 you're just pushing upward like this, 464 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,308 and if you push upward 465 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:03,050 at enough speed and enough force, 466 00:24:03,224 --> 00:24:05,792 you will absolutely have an ejaculating orgasm. 467 00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:07,576 And it typically happens in less than ten seconds. 468 00:24:09,143 --> 00:24:11,232 They can't believe the euphoria. 469 00:24:11,406 --> 00:24:13,800 They can't believe how amazing it is, 470 00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:16,063 and couples that have it down, 471 00:24:16,237 --> 00:24:17,804 they, it's just, it's just, it's one of the-- 472 00:24:17,978 --> 00:24:19,675 it's one of the most neatest enjoyment moments 473 00:24:19,849 --> 00:24:21,503 that humans can have. 474 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:26,508 And it's trickier to teach people than you think. 475 00:24:26,682 --> 00:24:30,686 I, uh, first I found some video clips on the Internet. 476 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:34,429 You know, I tried to do it with written text to my friends. 477 00:24:34,603 --> 00:24:36,779 So I handed this out, and I think, man, I'm done. 478 00:24:36,953 --> 00:24:37,867 This is awesome. 479 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:38,999 But my friends came back 480 00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:39,956 and they're like, ah, 481 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,436 it doesn't work. I mean, 482 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:42,742 what do you mean it doesn't work? 483 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:44,700 I literally even put my fingers 484 00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:47,007 underneath their fingers inside of some of their gals, 485 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:48,922 assuming they were good sports about it, you know, 486 00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:50,489 saying you've got to get this down. 487 00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:54,493 Finally it got frustrating where I'm like 488 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,843 I'm going to make the video clip, 489 00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:58,758 I'm gonna make an instructional video on how to do this. 490 00:25:08,115 --> 00:25:11,248 -Should I... - Don't jump up and down, or move around, 491 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:14,034 just stay there. You're good. Just-- 492 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:16,340 -No big movements. -Yeah. 493 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,691 Excellent. Welcome to Orgasmic Research. 494 00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:20,649 This is an instructional video we'll be doing today. 495 00:25:20,823 --> 00:25:22,782 What are we doing today? We're talking about squirting, 496 00:25:22,956 --> 00:25:24,784 and how you can make any girls quirt 497 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,221 with the Marcus London squirt watch. 498 00:25:27,395 --> 00:25:28,788 -Any, any girl? -Any! 499 00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:30,485 -How about any woman? -Any woman. 500 00:25:30,659 --> 00:25:32,052 -There you go. -Absolutely, absolutely. 501 00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:34,794 Do you have a name of like doctor something or? 502 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,622 Well, we have Dr. Anderson on our team 503 00:25:36,796 --> 00:25:37,710 who is not with us today. But yes, 504 00:25:37,884 --> 00:25:40,016 we do have PhDs and the like. 505 00:25:40,190 --> 00:25:41,627 Yeah, but I mean what should I call you? 506 00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,019 Oh, call me? That's a good question. 507 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,676 Good question. Orgasm Boy? 508 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:50,070 So it sounds like it would be painful, but it's not. 509 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:51,637 -But it's not. -Okay. 510 00:25:51,811 --> 00:25:53,203 It just sounds like it would. 511 00:25:53,377 --> 00:25:55,031 Yeah, it sounds like it would be, 512 00:25:55,205 --> 00:25:56,990 but it's... It is better 513 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:59,340 if you have trim fingernails, of course. 514 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,870 Get it off. 515 00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:11,265 Oh, look at it all. 516 00:26:11,439 --> 00:26:13,572 How the hell did you do that? 517 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:18,620 Over and over and over and over and over. 518 00:26:18,794 --> 00:26:20,927 See it really is real when people do that. 519 00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:23,233 -Oh yeah. -Wow. 520 00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:24,757 -Oh boy, can you do it again? -Oh, yeah. 521 00:26:24,931 --> 00:26:26,802 -Can we do it again? -Ok, one more time. 522 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,924 Right, right, right. For sure. 523 00:27:02,098 --> 00:27:04,405 It's not about how big you are, or how young you are. 524 00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,016 It's all about pleasing each other. 525 00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:10,193 And let me tell you, your fingers never go limp. 526 00:27:10,367 --> 00:27:12,674 You know, you're, uh, 527 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,589 you're having a great time with one another, 528 00:27:14,763 --> 00:27:16,678 and it never, never goes away. It's just, 529 00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:18,941 it's about really experiencing, enjoying, loving each other. 530 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:21,596 In the end how do you explain 531 00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,903 how hard and how fast to do something? 532 00:27:24,077 --> 00:27:26,340 Even my video guy couldn't do it. 533 00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:27,907 I'm like, you gotta be kidding me. I mean, I-- 534 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:30,257 You're listening to my explanation exactly. 535 00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:31,650 You're watching what I'm doing. In fact you're videotaping 536 00:27:31,824 --> 00:27:33,260 right up close. Like this is it. 537 00:27:33,434 --> 00:27:35,001 This is the moment. Look at it all go. 538 00:27:36,263 --> 00:27:38,613 I was on a plane going actually from Dallas to Houston 539 00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:40,006 talking to a guy who was in charge of like 540 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:41,790 26 million dollars for Pepsi 541 00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:43,009 or Coca Cola or something, 542 00:27:43,183 --> 00:27:44,140 and I was trying to go over 543 00:27:44,314 --> 00:27:45,794 the explanation with him 544 00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:47,317 of how to do it, 545 00:27:47,491 --> 00:27:48,492 and it just dawned on me, you know, 546 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:49,668 what's got to happen? 547 00:27:49,842 --> 00:27:51,017 It's got to be right there. 548 00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:52,366 It's got to be right there 549 00:27:52,540 --> 00:27:54,281 in the privacy of their own place, 550 00:27:54,455 --> 00:27:56,544 >where it's giving you live feedback, 551 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:59,025 and what would be available in that situation? 552 00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:00,940 Well, the watch would be the most appropriate thing 553 00:28:01,114 --> 00:28:03,377 because the people are kind of used to wearing watches. 554 00:28:03,551 --> 00:28:05,074 And there was all kinds of things that happened 555 00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:06,859 to get it to this point. 556 00:28:07,990 --> 00:28:10,297 I spent hours and hours and hours moving my hand 557 00:28:10,471 --> 00:28:12,995 recording everything that my hand does. 558 00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:15,345 It's actually a very high end accelerometer 559 00:28:15,519 --> 00:28:16,912 that I've put on me 560 00:28:17,086 --> 00:28:18,609 that just starts data logging. 561 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:19,915 So that actually looked exactly 562 00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:22,352 what was happening at my fingertips, 563 00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:25,486 on the wrist. I mean I correlated this data. 564 00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:28,097 And then program this with a fast forward transformer. 565 00:28:28,271 --> 00:28:29,751 And by the time it was all complete, 566 00:28:29,925 --> 00:28:31,100 Marcus couldn't believe it. He was like, wow. 567 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:32,319 As soon as she started squirting, 568 00:28:32,493 --> 00:28:33,233 it's right there. It turned green. 569 00:28:33,407 --> 00:28:34,800 Like Holy Shit. How did it know? 570 00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:44,461 My friend who happens to be an engineer and a scientist 571 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:47,029 programmed my exact algorithms 572 00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:48,944 so that when you wear it on your wrist 573 00:28:49,118 --> 00:28:51,512 and you make the same movements the diode to the red, 574 00:28:51,686 --> 00:28:53,775 the amber and the green will tell you 575 00:28:53,949 --> 00:28:56,125 if you're getting close to the point where she will squirt. 576 00:29:05,918 --> 00:29:09,486 Marcus and I have almost been on a very similar track. 577 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,619 It's funny, we're almost the exact same age, 578 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:14,274 so it's the perfect mixing really. 579 00:29:14,448 --> 00:29:16,798 But what's interesting, I stumbled on it when I was 32. 580 00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:18,887 I accidentally made a woman squirt, and I'm like, 581 00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:20,584 but I'm a huge science engineer guy, 582 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:24,371 -so for me it was like... -How did this happen? 583 00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:26,503 Yeah, I'm like, that's unbelievable, you know? 584 00:29:26,677 --> 00:29:28,114 And fortunately I remembered what I did 585 00:29:28,288 --> 00:29:30,159 and I could repeat it. Scientific method. 586 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:33,423 So you said that it's doing measurements of 250.000. 587 00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:35,904 Remember that figure you told me, 250.000 per second? 588 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:38,472 Yeah. That's right, yeah. 589 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:40,691 It's actually doing 590 00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:43,651 32 million instructions per second. 591 00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:45,305 Thirty-two million instructions? 592 00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:47,263 That's actually running that fast. Right. 593 00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:48,656 -Fucking hell. -It's pretty impressive, yeah. 594 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,571 That doesn't look right. 595 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,619 My life, man. What do you mean it doesn't look right? 596 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,970 It doesn't fucking look right. Look at that. 597 00:29:58,144 --> 00:29:59,580 It's like a stamp that was on, so I know 598 00:29:59,754 --> 00:30:01,321 - which video is which. - That's not-- 599 00:30:01,495 --> 00:30:03,758 I put another little stamp on there too. 600 00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:05,499 Stop it. The stamps look bad. 601 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:13,681 Of course not I think it's so cool 602 00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:15,465 that he's so open about that kind of stuff 603 00:30:15,639 --> 00:30:18,817 because I feel like today people, they make it awkward. 604 00:30:18,991 --> 00:30:20,819 They make it a monster. 605 00:30:20,993 --> 00:30:24,257 -To me, it's not. It's natural. -It's natural stuff. 606 00:30:24,431 --> 00:30:26,433 Like how did you get here? Yeah, your parents had sex. 607 00:30:32,134 --> 00:30:33,832 Ok, now look right at me. 608 00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:51,762 And here we are. 609 00:30:51,937 --> 00:30:54,200 Hi, Alex. Well, whether you're a boy 610 00:30:54,374 --> 00:30:55,854 or whether you're a little cute girl, 611 00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:58,073 we welcome you in this hospital. So here we are. 612 00:30:58,247 --> 00:30:59,770 We're about to show you your house and everything 613 00:30:59,945 --> 00:31:01,903 before you were actually born. 614 00:31:02,077 --> 00:31:02,991 Look at this. Wow. 615 00:31:03,165 --> 00:31:05,211 What a side profile? 616 00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:07,517 Awesome. Awesome. 617 00:31:07,691 --> 00:31:10,129 Here's me. Hi! 618 00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:11,913 Here is the coolest room. 619 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:13,219 We have a nice little futon. 620 00:31:13,393 --> 00:31:14,829 And we have the real crib 621 00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:16,526 All ready to go. Hey, do you want to wind up the thing? 622 00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:20,879 That's cute. 623 00:31:25,535 --> 00:31:27,233 Speaking of Tigger. 624 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:29,670 Here's the first little doll that I bought you. 625 00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,063 This is Tigger, 626 00:31:32,455 --> 00:31:34,762 named after the other little Tigger. 627 00:32:07,621 --> 00:32:09,362 It's not quite frozen. 628 00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:11,407 Hey, Alanna. Oh my gosh. Be careful, cutie. 629 00:32:12,495 --> 00:32:15,107 It's probably-- . 630 00:32:15,281 --> 00:32:16,804 Don't you go out there, Alex. 631 00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,546 - Why? - It's probably too thin. 632 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,679 You want to go back to Dad's house? 633 00:32:22,853 --> 00:32:23,854 Yeah. 634 00:32:24,855 --> 00:32:26,161 You don't like to go to mom's house? 635 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:30,426 No, go back to dad's house. 636 00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,080 Well, I'm going to come pick you up in two hours, ok? 637 00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:53,667 I was planning like if Dad was not here to take us away, 638 00:32:53,841 --> 00:32:55,103 I'm going to get an apartment. 639 00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:56,583 I'm going to take my sister with me. 640 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:58,280 I'll go put her up in the local school. 641 00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,891 I'm going to babysit. I'll walk some dogs. 642 00:33:01,066 --> 00:33:03,546 I had the whole thing planned out in my head at sixth grade. 643 00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:10,640 A little more, hum? 644 00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:16,995 Do you understand why it's dangerous 645 00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:19,127 you know, if they end up having to go back with her 646 00:33:19,301 --> 00:33:21,738 because of my side business? 647 00:33:21,912 --> 00:33:23,871 That's what's at risk, you know. But what do you do? 648 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,612 Do you not do what I've been trying to do, 649 00:33:25,786 --> 00:33:27,222 you know, doing something really interesting? 650 00:33:31,835 --> 00:33:35,883 Honestly, I'm not really connected to my dad's business. 651 00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:42,194 He's been putting it on the back burner for us for a long time, 652 00:33:42,368 --> 00:33:44,370 and now that we're older 653 00:33:44,544 --> 00:33:46,546 he's like really pushing it. 654 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,243 So we're proud of him. 655 00:33:50,289 --> 00:33:52,552 My Dad says that he'll end up paying for the college 656 00:33:52,726 --> 00:33:54,162 that I want to go to, 657 00:33:54,336 --> 00:33:57,600 but two years isn't 658 00:33:57,774 --> 00:34:01,909 that-- It isn't a lot of time to draw up a whole lot of money. 659 00:34:04,738 --> 00:34:05,434 Yeah. 660 00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:09,612 So here's what I got to do for the show. 661 00:34:09,786 --> 00:34:12,615 For example, I have a box of watches. 662 00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:14,574 I gotta make sure these are all good to go. And then 663 00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:17,272 I'm gonna put them in boxes. 664 00:34:17,446 --> 00:34:19,622 I still have to finish the video. 665 00:34:19,796 --> 00:34:23,757 I actually manually print all the DVDs in my printer. 666 00:34:23,931 --> 00:34:25,498 Here's the cost breakdown for the conference. 667 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,065 The booth's like three thousand, 668 00:34:28,283 --> 00:34:31,112 another thousand in advertising 669 00:34:31,286 --> 00:34:33,245 for Glamour Girl and some things. 670 00:34:33,419 --> 00:34:35,073 I've got people flying in. 671 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:38,641 Hotels cost me two thousand. 672 00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:41,775 I've got airplane tickets probably around five hundred 673 00:34:41,949 --> 00:34:44,604 because mine are free with frequent flyer miles. 674 00:34:44,778 --> 00:34:47,433 And then I've got, I'll end up paying some people, 675 00:34:49,217 --> 00:34:51,567 probably another two or three thousand 676 00:34:51,741 --> 00:34:54,309 by the time shoots and things are done. 677 00:34:54,483 --> 00:34:57,051 So probably at least, probably around ten thousand 678 00:34:57,225 --> 00:34:58,835 by the time it's all said and done. 679 00:34:59,009 --> 00:35:00,359 I'm trying to think here how much 680 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,491 I've probably invested in the watch. 681 00:35:02,665 --> 00:35:04,406 I mean, between patents 682 00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:10,064 and years and shows and building materials, 683 00:35:10,238 --> 00:35:12,849 it's probably at least three hundred thousand. 684 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:15,983 I would hate to calculate how much money I owe my friends, 685 00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:19,117 but it's significant. 686 00:35:19,291 --> 00:35:21,119 I need to pay some of them back sooner or later. 687 00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:41,487 Welcome to Las Vegas, folks. 688 00:35:41,661 --> 00:35:43,489 The local time is about 1:40 p.m. 689 00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:45,534 We'll taxi for a few moments. Please stay seated 690 00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,928 and keep your seatbelts fastened. 691 00:35:48,102 --> 00:35:49,451 Life is good. 692 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,758 Life is good, huh? 693 00:35:51,932 --> 00:35:53,499 Definitely. 694 00:35:53,673 --> 00:35:55,588 I'm going to the big adult show. 695 00:35:55,762 --> 00:35:57,938 -You know. The AVN show. -Yeah? 696 00:35:58,112 --> 00:36:02,203 -So that'll be fun. -Yeah, really. You should have a lot of fun. 697 00:36:02,377 --> 00:36:05,163 I was nominated for the most outstanding innovation 698 00:36:05,337 --> 00:36:07,121 in the world for sex toys last year at the show. 699 00:36:07,295 --> 00:36:09,471 -For real? -Seriously. Yeah. 700 00:36:09,645 --> 00:36:11,430 For this device right here. For this... 701 00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:13,693 -It's called the squirt watch. -Yeah. 702 00:36:13,867 --> 00:36:15,738 So what it does, it actually shows you the right force 703 00:36:15,912 --> 00:36:18,654 and the right frequency to give a girl a squirting orgasm. 704 00:36:18,828 --> 00:36:20,090 To give any girl a squirting orgasm. 705 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:21,875 -You are serious? -I'm dead serious. 706 00:36:24,138 --> 00:36:25,183 Hey, here she is. 707 00:36:26,488 --> 00:36:29,883 Hey, how's it going? 708 00:36:30,057 --> 00:36:32,190 -You rock. Good to see you. - Good to see you. 709 00:36:32,364 --> 00:36:34,148 -You look fantastic. - Thank you. 710 00:36:34,322 --> 00:36:37,020 You look fantastic. Awesome. Good to see you. 711 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,935 Badass. Well, we're here. 712 00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:41,111 -Let's do it. -Awesome. 713 00:36:41,286 --> 00:36:43,331 I even sold a watch while on the plane coming here 714 00:36:43,505 --> 00:36:44,637 because you know I bumped the price up to like 715 00:36:44,811 --> 00:36:47,074 170 bucks. 716 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:49,032 So somebody in Pennsylvania bought one just flying here. 717 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:50,556 -Seriously? -Yeah. 718 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:51,992 I know, right? 719 00:36:52,166 --> 00:36:53,776 And I did spend 720 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:57,432 700 dollars on these wristbands that are fun. 721 00:36:57,606 --> 00:36:59,391 These pink wristbands. So that'll be fun giveaways. 722 00:36:59,565 --> 00:37:02,220 Yeah, that'll be good stuff. 723 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,055 It's actually 50 bucks extra a night? 724 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,274 We're going to charge you 80. 725 00:37:13,448 --> 00:37:14,710 So... 726 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,277 it's like an extra 300 bucks total? 727 00:37:16,451 --> 00:37:17,626 Yeah. But it's a much nicer room. 728 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,324 Let's do it. Let's do it. 729 00:37:22,544 --> 00:37:24,372 -Yeah. -Yeah. 730 00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:25,199 Pretty good. 731 00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,637 -No. -It's badass. 732 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:31,205 I would say take the best possible orgasm 733 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:33,251 you have ever had in your entire life 734 00:37:33,425 --> 00:37:36,515 and times it by 100, and you might have an idea. 735 00:37:36,689 --> 00:37:39,169 The first few times that you experience it as a woman, 736 00:37:39,344 --> 00:37:42,782 you are kind of like, oh, this is weird, this is strange, 737 00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:45,437 and then you learn how to embrace it more 738 00:37:45,611 --> 00:37:47,395 and it just gets better. 739 00:37:47,569 --> 00:37:49,484 Is it harder for the man to get it down 740 00:37:49,658 --> 00:37:51,094 or for the woman to get it down? 741 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,748 I think it's both actually. 742 00:37:52,922 --> 00:37:55,882 I think men need to learn how to perform it, 743 00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:57,927 and women need to learn how to let go. 744 00:37:58,101 --> 00:37:59,929 Just let it happen. 745 00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:02,454 Because it's not-- 746 00:38:03,672 --> 00:38:04,847 It's a different. It's a completely different feeling. 747 00:38:05,021 --> 00:38:08,982 So if there's somebody who can help them get there. 748 00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:10,940 Why not? 749 00:38:11,114 --> 00:38:13,900 I think it's great. People need to calm down. 750 00:38:14,074 --> 00:38:16,250 It's just sex. It's not the end of the world. 751 00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:18,208 No one's going to die. You're just going to feel really great. 752 00:38:26,086 --> 00:38:29,045 Because we can. Life is good. 753 00:38:29,219 --> 00:38:30,917 Going down. 754 00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:33,093 They got to change his voice, man. Going down. 755 00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:34,747 It sounds like it's all over every time you-- 756 00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:36,444 It's supposed to sound calm and relaxed. 757 00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:38,054 Going down. 758 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,933 Good stuff. Who did this? 759 00:38:47,107 --> 00:38:48,108 It's going to be a great day, man. 760 00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:53,026 I love this song though. 761 00:39:12,132 --> 00:39:14,743 Alright, that's fucking badass. 762 00:39:14,917 --> 00:39:17,006 They gave us a bigger booth, man. 763 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,313 I only paid for half of this shit. 764 00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:19,966 - Wow. 765 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:24,405 - Dildo of the day? - Dildo of the day. 766 00:39:26,102 --> 00:39:27,626 We're going to trade them-- 767 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:28,975 We're going to trade them a watch 768 00:39:29,149 --> 00:39:29,802 for whatever your favorite toy is. 769 00:39:31,151 --> 00:39:31,891 Yeah baby. 770 00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:36,461 So here is what it looks like. 771 00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:46,645 I'm Aaron, by the way, your next door neighbor. 772 00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:48,386 -It's nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 773 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,517 What is your machine? 774 00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:54,696 For what? 775 00:39:54,870 --> 00:39:57,046 Oh, it's a men's masturbator. Ok, cool. 776 00:39:57,220 --> 00:39:59,005 All right, awesome. 777 00:39:59,179 --> 00:40:00,746 I just couldn't quite get it, looking at it originally. 778 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,487 So... It's all good. 779 00:40:02,661 --> 00:40:04,271 -It's real simple. -Wait! Go back 780 00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:06,404 to that hand motion again. Where do you put what? 781 00:40:06,578 --> 00:40:07,927 Yeah. So your legs are spread. Here's your clitoris. 782 00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:09,407 I'm a sex educator. So you better be careful. 783 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,234 -Excellent. -So he's assuming 784 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,845 this product's going to work because 785 00:40:13,019 --> 00:40:15,804 every woman comes at the same rate? 786 00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:17,632 Not at all. Not even close. There's certain women 787 00:40:17,806 --> 00:40:19,547 that it's like, honey, I'm home. 788 00:40:19,721 --> 00:40:21,593 The Irish, the Italians seem to really squirt easily. 789 00:40:21,767 --> 00:40:23,638 Whereas, you know, frankly, Germans are less... 790 00:40:23,812 --> 00:40:25,640 That's the single most racist comment I've ever heard someone 791 00:40:25,814 --> 00:40:27,337 -in the sex industry make. -I know, it's terrible. 792 00:40:27,512 --> 00:40:29,818 -Right, so-- -Every woman is like 793 00:40:29,992 --> 00:40:31,385 -a freaking snowflake. -Completely different. 794 00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:32,430 I know. Right? 795 00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:33,822 So, let me explain. 796 00:40:33,996 --> 00:40:35,781 Basically, the speeds that are set, 797 00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:37,870 virtually every one will trip 798 00:40:38,044 --> 00:40:39,872 by the time you get to those speeds. And I said it wrong. 799 00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:42,570 So has your husband made you squirt all over? 800 00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,529 -Only by accident, but not on purpose yet. -By the time you're there... 801 00:40:55,714 --> 00:40:56,584 I'm not married. 802 00:40:57,759 --> 00:40:58,543 I know, you believe that? 803 00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:06,855 Because we want to please our women. 804 00:41:31,576 --> 00:41:34,622 I was pretty skeptical about it until I saw the DVD 805 00:41:34,796 --> 00:41:36,929 and once I saw the DVD the guy was showing 806 00:41:37,103 --> 00:41:38,800 how it can be done and everything. 807 00:41:38,974 --> 00:41:40,889 So I was very, very curious about it, 808 00:41:41,063 --> 00:41:42,804 and I bought it, and when I bought it, 809 00:41:42,978 --> 00:41:44,632 we tried it out. Uhm.... 810 00:41:44,806 --> 00:41:46,416 It's one... It's like one of those things 811 00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:48,375 where it is a work in progress. 812 00:41:48,549 --> 00:41:51,204 I know once I master it, it's going to be real good. 813 00:41:51,378 --> 00:41:52,640 And what's your experience been? 814 00:41:52,814 --> 00:41:55,338 I'm just enjoying the experience. 815 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:57,427 After 15 years of marriage and all that kind of stuff, 816 00:41:57,602 --> 00:42:00,256 it's just like another something else to add to the relationship. 817 00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:01,954 I mean, you know, another... 818 00:42:02,911 --> 00:42:05,958 -It can't-- -Yeah, it is. Exactly. 819 00:42:06,132 --> 00:42:07,481 -There you go. -It can't hurt to try. 820 00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:08,961 I mean, what is it going to hurt to try? 821 00:42:09,135 --> 00:42:11,529 Every time someone is successful, 822 00:42:11,703 --> 00:42:14,314 and I hear the story and they're like, thank you, 823 00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:16,446 it's unbelievable. It's amazing. 824 00:42:16,621 --> 00:42:17,796 You know? It was worth it. 825 00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:19,232 I changed somebody's lives forever. 826 00:42:27,153 --> 00:42:30,460 that have super powers that fill in your holes. 827 00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:32,158 And you will rock. 828 00:42:32,332 --> 00:42:33,942 Like really, they can't stop you. 829 00:42:35,465 --> 00:42:37,380 And ironically one of my superpowers 830 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:40,340 is recognizing other people's strengths. 831 00:42:41,950 --> 00:42:45,127 Hey, mate. I missed you, girl. I missed you. 832 00:42:45,301 --> 00:42:46,302 How are you doing? 833 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:47,086 I've been doing great. 834 00:42:47,260 --> 00:42:48,174 Awesome. 835 00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:53,875 Hey, can I get a picture of you two, of all three of you with Kathy? 836 00:42:54,049 --> 00:42:56,138 Hell, yeah! 837 00:42:56,312 --> 00:42:57,531 The guys that are here, 838 00:42:57,705 --> 00:43:00,490 these are the biggest stars in porn. 839 00:43:00,665 --> 00:43:02,275 I feel so stupid talking to them 840 00:43:02,449 --> 00:43:04,756 because I have no idea who they are, at all. 841 00:43:04,930 --> 00:43:06,322 Well, if you go on Playboy, you'll see them. 842 00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:09,674 They're always on Playboy. 843 00:43:09,848 --> 00:43:11,153 Congratulations, I guess. 844 00:43:11,327 --> 00:43:12,720 Yeah, I don't know. 845 00:43:12,894 --> 00:43:15,114 It's all good. Anyway, it pretty fun. 846 00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:17,203 So, are you a distributor? 847 00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:19,988 Ok. It would be so perfect for Japan, 848 00:43:20,162 --> 00:43:22,600 and I don't have anyone in Japan selling them yet. 849 00:43:22,774 --> 00:43:24,210 How much would it be? 850 00:43:24,384 --> 00:43:26,255 That would be the cost? 55,70. 851 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:29,432 And there's a time lead. I need about three months 852 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,609 to get you 500 right now. 853 00:43:31,783 --> 00:43:33,785 You want me to lower the price a little for 500? 854 00:43:33,959 --> 00:43:36,526 Are you willing to-- Could you give me 50% upfront? 855 00:43:36,701 --> 00:43:38,180 And I can give you like 50 dollars? 856 00:43:40,008 --> 00:43:41,619 -And that's your number? Ok. -Thank you. 857 00:43:41,793 --> 00:43:43,751 Arigato. 858 00:43:43,925 --> 00:43:45,666 I've been to Japan. I like Japan. 859 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,278 The guy from Japan just said 860 00:43:49,452 --> 00:43:51,541 he'd give me 25,000 down 861 00:43:52,455 --> 00:43:54,022 to create another set of watches. 862 00:43:54,196 --> 00:43:55,633 He'll pay upfront 25,000. 863 00:43:57,460 --> 00:43:58,113 That's a good deal. 864 00:43:59,767 --> 00:44:00,768 That's the capital you need. 865 00:44:00,942 --> 00:44:02,944 That's the capital I need. 866 00:44:03,118 --> 00:44:05,120 Right. Because I don't have that capital right now. 867 00:44:05,294 --> 00:44:06,295 I've gone out on a limb. 868 00:44:08,428 --> 00:44:09,821 In fact, would you believe I have a loan right now 869 00:44:09,995 --> 00:44:11,387 at 281% interest 870 00:44:11,561 --> 00:44:13,389 to help pull this off? Yeah. 871 00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,611 It's probably not even legal, but yeah. 872 00:44:20,614 --> 00:44:21,659 Yeah, some of my friends don't quite understand that. 873 00:44:23,399 --> 00:44:24,966 Understand what? 874 00:44:26,054 --> 00:44:27,621 Well, they say it's living for the moment. 875 00:44:27,795 --> 00:44:30,493 It's like, no, I'm making this happen. 876 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:32,060 -But you have to. -They're conservative. 877 00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:33,583 I'm like, you know. 878 00:44:33,758 --> 00:44:34,672 No, you have to just make it happen. 879 00:44:34,846 --> 00:44:35,585 I know. Exactly. 880 00:44:50,252 --> 00:44:51,819 I want to get on to my favorite thing: squirting. 881 00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:53,429 So, who squirts? 882 00:44:53,603 --> 00:44:54,648 Who has squirts? Who hasn't squirts? 883 00:44:54,822 --> 00:44:55,823 Who wants to squirt? 884 00:44:55,997 --> 00:44:57,651 So you need to know 885 00:44:57,825 --> 00:44:59,392 that these two say they don't squirt. 886 00:44:59,566 --> 00:45:02,525 Bullocks! When you manipulate the G-spot correctly, 887 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,877 that fluid dumps really quickly and a massive amount, which is-- 888 00:45:06,051 --> 00:45:07,705 You know, where you sit running down your hands, or the leg, 889 00:45:07,879 --> 00:45:10,098 or it squirts like you see these girls doing ten foot. 890 00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:11,447 And don't ask me how to do the ten foot thing. 891 00:45:11,621 --> 00:45:13,449 I ain't a woman. 892 00:45:13,623 --> 00:45:14,799 I can make it happen, 893 00:45:14,973 --> 00:45:15,887 but I couldn't tell you, okay, 894 00:45:16,061 --> 00:45:17,366 this one's going to hit there 895 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,194 and this one' s going to go there. 896 00:45:19,368 --> 00:45:20,718 You can't tell that. Every woman is built so differently. 897 00:45:20,892 --> 00:45:21,980 You never know what you're going to get. 898 00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:23,677 I just know I can make a woman 899 00:45:23,851 --> 00:45:25,113 literally, physically squirt into my hand. 900 00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:27,333 That I know I can do. 901 00:45:27,507 --> 00:45:29,857 The trick is at the end of the day the speed and the force 902 00:45:30,031 --> 00:45:31,076 that you manipulate the G-spot with. 903 00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:33,513 Two green lights. 904 00:45:40,650 --> 00:45:42,565 They're 169 on Amazon, 905 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,219 but we're giving them wholesale for 85 bucks at the show 906 00:45:44,393 --> 00:45:45,133 and you get a DVD. 907 00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:49,747 It's very unique. 908 00:45:56,057 --> 00:45:57,842 I know. And which seminars is this? Which one is it? 909 00:46:01,628 --> 00:46:03,456 This is the one Nina Hartley's putting on? 910 00:46:03,630 --> 00:46:05,197 Like at four or something? She's over there at the radio show. 911 00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:06,502 I bet I could talk her into letting me 912 00:46:06,676 --> 00:46:07,547 come in front of everybody. 913 00:46:09,897 --> 00:46:12,247 Nina is a-- She's a legend. 914 00:46:12,421 --> 00:46:14,249 One of the original real porn stars. 915 00:46:14,423 --> 00:46:16,382 Great Person. Very knowledgeable. 916 00:46:17,557 --> 00:46:19,124 Her background? She used to be a nurse actually. 917 00:46:47,848 --> 00:46:49,502 How are you doing Ms. Sweetheart? 918 00:46:49,676 --> 00:46:50,982 Nina, love you girl. 919 00:46:51,156 --> 00:46:52,635 Hey, I was the guy with the-- 920 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,855 -They call it the squirt watch. -Oh, wow. 921 00:46:55,029 --> 00:46:56,596 Do you remember about that, with Marcus London? 922 00:46:56,770 --> 00:46:58,728 -Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. -I measured what he did. 923 00:46:58,903 --> 00:47:00,818 You're having like a squirting seminar like today, right? 924 00:47:00,992 --> 00:47:03,690 No, I'm not. No. I won't be there. 925 00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:05,126 Oh, you won't be there. I thought it was you 926 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:06,998 that was putting it on. 927 00:47:07,172 --> 00:47:09,652 No, I was part of the panel, but I can't make it. 928 00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,568 Oh, really. So what is it? What is it about? 929 00:47:12,742 --> 00:47:14,483 It's a G-spot panel. 930 00:47:14,657 --> 00:47:15,745 Just a G-spot panel? 931 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,269 It's like a little sponge, 932 00:47:17,443 --> 00:47:19,053 and that sponge like really and truly, 933 00:47:19,227 --> 00:47:20,489 as long as you've got your fingers on that sponge 934 00:47:20,663 --> 00:47:22,927 and you manipulate that the right way, 935 00:47:23,101 --> 00:47:25,407 pretty much you can't fucking fail but make her squirt. 936 00:47:25,581 --> 00:47:26,800 Now the biggest problem with you ladies 937 00:47:26,974 --> 00:47:28,889 is you get all freaked out. 938 00:47:29,063 --> 00:47:33,328 You think, oh, I'm going to pee myself. Oh my god. Right? 939 00:47:33,502 --> 00:47:36,810 If you can let yourself go, and just let him do his thing 940 00:47:36,984 --> 00:47:38,856 and enjoy it, I guarantee, 941 00:47:39,030 --> 00:47:40,814 you will physically have that experience, 942 00:47:40,988 --> 00:47:42,337 and it is a very powerful experience. 943 00:47:42,511 --> 00:47:43,817 I'm sure there's a couple here who have done it, 944 00:47:43,991 --> 00:47:45,819 or do it regularly. You said you did. 945 00:47:47,212 --> 00:47:49,388 What would you say the feeling is really like, in your opinion, 946 00:47:49,562 --> 00:47:52,043 in the respect of you've got a clitoral orgasm. 947 00:47:52,217 --> 00:47:53,566 What would you say that feeling is like to you? 948 00:47:55,133 --> 00:47:56,221 It's an overwhelming like 949 00:47:56,395 --> 00:47:58,963 release of just pleasure. 950 00:47:59,137 --> 00:48:01,400 It's hard to explain really in words. 951 00:48:01,574 --> 00:48:03,837 I'm more than happy to anyone that hasn't squirted 952 00:48:04,011 --> 00:48:05,839 or wants to squirt again in a big way, 953 00:48:06,013 --> 00:48:07,797 or wants me to attempt to make them squirt, 954 00:48:07,972 --> 00:48:10,191 -I'm here for you. 955 00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:11,627 You look so scared. 956 00:48:11,801 --> 00:48:12,454 I am a little scared. 957 00:48:12,628 --> 00:48:14,021 Don't be scared. 958 00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:15,457 And it does take a little bit of force, 959 00:48:15,631 --> 00:48:16,850 and don't get me wrong, it looks a little bit violent. 960 00:48:17,024 --> 00:48:18,025 And I can do it very gentle. 961 00:48:18,199 --> 00:48:19,635 She's like fuck me. 962 00:48:19,809 --> 00:48:21,855 I can do it very easily like this 963 00:48:22,029 --> 00:48:23,639 and make most women squirt. 964 00:48:23,813 --> 00:48:25,293 But then you know I can do it the other way too. 965 00:48:27,295 --> 00:48:29,428 I'm going to start feeling her up to see what she feels like. 966 00:48:30,777 --> 00:48:32,431 Look, you see the green light? 967 00:48:36,130 --> 00:48:38,872 -And no my hand isn't leaking. 968 00:48:39,046 --> 00:48:41,353 That's her. 969 00:48:41,527 --> 00:48:43,659 I'll do that one more time now. Again, that was fairly fast, 970 00:48:43,833 --> 00:48:45,835 but I wasn't obviously trying to make a cum that quickly, 971 00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:47,359 but it happens. 972 00:48:48,664 --> 00:48:50,275 And now I'm going to do it a little bit more vigorously. 973 00:48:50,449 --> 00:48:52,581 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 974 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:54,627 Now the watch is waterproof. 975 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:56,890 Now I get a kiss. 976 00:48:57,064 --> 00:48:58,283 Of course you get a kiss. 977 00:49:00,285 --> 00:49:01,939 It's like a Christmas cracker. You wear the hat. 978 00:49:03,288 --> 00:49:04,724 Actually, you get a watch too. 979 00:49:04,898 --> 00:49:06,073 And a towel? 980 00:49:06,247 --> 00:49:07,640 So, as I said, you know what 981 00:49:07,814 --> 00:49:09,381 every single woman can squirt. 982 00:49:09,555 --> 00:49:11,557 Now guys, some will be harder than others, 983 00:49:11,731 --> 00:49:15,126 but get them relaxed, get them really relaxed. 984 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:16,866 Have sex with them first. 985 00:49:17,041 --> 00:49:18,825 It's going to blow her away, and she's going to love it, 986 00:49:18,999 --> 00:49:21,088 and that to me is the right way to do it. 987 00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:24,352 Now I've got a couple of watches to give away. 988 00:49:24,526 --> 00:49:27,660 It's a whole care package with one if you are interested. 989 00:49:27,834 --> 00:49:29,401 A care package of what? 990 00:49:29,575 --> 00:49:31,098 It has one of the squirt watches in it. 991 00:49:31,272 --> 00:49:32,665 -Oh, that's ok. -You don't want it? 992 00:49:32,839 --> 00:49:34,188 -No. -But thank you. 993 00:49:34,362 --> 00:49:35,973 But it was just one of those, you know, 994 00:49:36,147 --> 00:49:37,583 I measured Marcus London, the force and the frequency. 995 00:49:37,757 --> 00:49:39,498 -Yes, yes, yes. -So it's kind of interesting, 996 00:49:39,672 --> 00:49:40,934 He did it to me, but honestly 997 00:49:41,108 --> 00:49:42,414 that kind of squirting I find it's like 998 00:49:43,806 --> 00:49:44,894 it wasn't exciting. 999 00:49:45,069 --> 00:49:46,244 It was something my body did, 1000 00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:47,593 but it didn't feel any different. 1001 00:49:47,767 --> 00:49:48,550 It didn't feel better. It didn't feel-- 1002 00:49:48,724 --> 00:49:50,074 It wasn't about better. 1003 00:49:50,248 --> 00:49:51,292 It was just to try to help people that never had. 1004 00:49:51,466 --> 00:49:52,815 -You know what I mean? -No, good for them. Yay! 1005 00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:55,731 It's all good. Tamara Bell said you were a friend of hers... 1006 00:49:55,905 --> 00:49:57,168 -Yes. -And so she had asked me 1007 00:49:57,342 --> 00:49:58,952 to talk to you about it because she thought it was 1008 00:49:59,126 --> 00:50:00,562 -really pretty cool. -I think it's cool. 1009 00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:01,911 But I don't need one. But thank you. 1010 00:50:02,086 --> 00:50:03,217 Oh no, I know you don't need one. 1011 00:50:03,391 --> 00:50:04,349 It was just to help promote me. 1012 00:50:04,523 --> 00:50:06,177 It was only your star power. 1013 00:50:06,351 --> 00:50:07,569 I have to get to work. 1014 00:50:07,743 --> 00:50:08,788 But it's all good. But thank you. 1015 00:50:13,184 --> 00:50:16,448 There you go. Sometimes you win and sometimes you don't. 1016 00:50:26,545 --> 00:50:29,200 I just talked to her. She just totally slammed to the ground. 1017 00:50:29,374 --> 00:50:30,810 I had the squirt watch. I said 1018 00:50:30,984 --> 00:50:32,116 I heard you're giving this seminar. 1019 00:50:32,290 --> 00:50:33,508 And she goes, no I can't make it. 1020 00:50:33,682 --> 00:50:34,988 Which is funny because it's her picture. 1021 00:50:35,162 --> 00:50:36,816 -Oh wow. -She's not even gonna be there. 1022 00:50:36,990 --> 00:50:38,383 And I said yeah it's the Marcus London 1023 00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:40,167 G-watch and everything. And she looked at me. 1024 00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:42,648 She goes, well, I don't think his squirting 1025 00:50:42,822 --> 00:50:44,171 is any better than other people's squirting. 1026 00:50:44,345 --> 00:50:46,913 And I said, that's not the point. 1027 00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:48,697 I said the point is how to make you squirt. 1028 00:50:48,871 --> 00:50:50,482 It helps you get there, 1029 00:50:50,656 --> 00:50:52,571 and she's like, well, I don't need the watch. 1030 00:50:52,745 --> 00:50:54,312 And I felt like saying, well, neither do fucking we. 1031 00:50:54,486 --> 00:50:55,617 I'm like, Nina, what are you doing? 1032 00:50:55,791 --> 00:50:57,532 Oh my god. 1033 00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:59,317 She just totally slammed me to the ground, dude. 1034 00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:00,753 -Where was she then anyway? -She was on... 1035 00:51:00,927 --> 00:51:01,884 the Vivid radio over there. 1036 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,712 Oh, right. 1037 00:51:03,886 --> 00:51:05,671 And I'm like, Nina, why do you slam me, babe? 1038 00:51:05,845 --> 00:51:07,847 She wouldn't even take it. Like I don't even want it, man. 1039 00:51:08,021 --> 00:51:09,936 -That's weird. -That's what I was thinking. 1040 00:51:11,111 --> 00:51:13,157 I like being the small guys that are real though. 1041 00:51:13,331 --> 00:51:16,203 It's like you can't stop us. Right? You know what I mean? 1042 00:51:17,639 --> 00:51:19,467 Now a big deal is Jessica Jaymes. 1043 00:51:20,686 --> 00:51:22,253 She can get us on Howard Stern. 1044 00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:24,385 So I'm on a new mission to get on Howard Stern. 1045 00:51:24,559 --> 00:51:26,300 We got to get on Howard Stern, dude. 1046 00:51:26,474 --> 00:51:28,868 This is going to blow this thing up. 1047 00:51:29,042 --> 00:51:30,739 You might not know this story, but she's the first porn star 1048 00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:33,568 I ever put down on my hotel room bed to make squirt. 1049 00:51:33,742 --> 00:51:35,179 - Jessica Jaymes? -Yeah, you know why? 1050 00:51:40,227 --> 00:51:42,795 I asked her, I started doing it and she goes I don't like that. 1051 00:51:57,505 --> 00:51:59,203 How you doing? You probably don't remember me. 1052 00:52:01,944 --> 00:52:03,076 Now I want one of these pictures too. 1053 00:52:04,556 --> 00:52:05,339 I know, right? 1054 00:52:09,909 --> 00:52:11,693 You probably don't remember but I convinced you 1055 00:52:11,867 --> 00:52:13,434 to walk back to my hotel room one time, a long time ago. 1056 00:52:14,870 --> 00:52:16,263 But to make a long story short, 1057 00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:17,743 so we're doing this deal together, right? 1058 00:52:17,917 --> 00:52:20,006 It's the squirt watch. The Marcus London watch. 1059 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:21,877 So, you know he can make virtually any girl 1060 00:52:22,051 --> 00:52:23,662 have a squirting orgasm. I know you don't even like it. 1061 00:52:23,836 --> 00:52:25,272 - I know. I know. - I know, we know. 1062 00:52:25,446 --> 00:52:26,752 We love you anyways. 1063 00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:28,275 I'm going to give the whole care kit. 1064 00:52:28,449 --> 00:52:30,756 It's got one of his instructional DVD. 1065 00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:32,758 It's got the squirt watch and everything. 1066 00:52:32,932 --> 00:52:35,021 And I know you don't, but your friends might like it. 1067 00:52:35,195 --> 00:52:37,371 But here's the big deal. We got to get on Howard Stern 1068 00:52:37,545 --> 00:52:39,286 because he's all about squirting in his cabbie. 1069 00:52:39,460 --> 00:52:40,940 They got this argument. 1070 00:52:41,114 --> 00:52:42,898 So we're thinking you could have the magic key 1071 00:52:43,072 --> 00:52:44,683 at getting Howard to say, okay, 1072 00:52:44,857 --> 00:52:46,772 you got to get us on the set and talk about this. 1073 00:52:46,946 --> 00:52:49,340 I'll try. I've been on three times, 1074 00:52:49,514 --> 00:52:50,863 but I have not been on since 06. 1075 00:52:51,037 --> 00:52:52,212 So, I'll see what I can do. 1076 00:52:52,386 --> 00:52:53,953 Well, that's okay. No, that's okay. 1077 00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:56,216 -Love you. -I've got to get a hug too. 1078 00:52:56,390 --> 00:52:57,913 You're just so awesome. 1079 00:52:58,087 --> 00:52:59,698 -Do I get a hug? -You want a hug too? 1080 00:52:59,872 --> 00:53:01,395 Are you kidding me? You rock. Love you, girl. 1081 00:53:01,569 --> 00:53:02,744 Hi. Oh you so rock. 1082 00:53:07,488 --> 00:53:08,881 As it goes viral worldwide. 1083 00:53:09,055 --> 00:53:10,535 -Yeah. -I mean, literally, 1084 00:53:10,709 --> 00:53:12,058 if you help promote it, a dollar every watch, 1085 00:53:12,232 --> 00:53:13,625 or maybe even, you know, we'll see how it goes. 1086 00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:14,669 -100 grand for nothing. -100 grand. 1087 00:53:14,843 --> 00:53:15,496 That's pretty easy. 1088 00:53:18,369 --> 00:53:21,850 -You can do it, cause I mean- -That's major. 1089 00:53:22,024 --> 00:53:24,288 Like there's no way I could get home and there could be 1090 00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:27,508 100,000 orders from Amazon. I'll be totally screwed. 1091 00:53:27,682 --> 00:53:29,206 There'll be no way I can supply all that, 1092 00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,903 and there's just no way. 1093 00:53:31,077 --> 00:53:32,600 And what you also missed... 1094 00:53:32,774 --> 00:53:34,776 Cause I had people coming over here 1095 00:53:34,950 --> 00:53:37,039 because Jesse Jane is now preaching the squirt watch. 1096 00:53:38,476 --> 00:53:40,129 I'm already making sales from Jesse. 1097 00:53:40,304 --> 00:53:41,348 Ok, so... 1098 00:53:41,522 --> 00:53:43,220 So we're freaking doing it. 1099 00:53:43,394 --> 00:53:44,786 -When? -Jesse agreed 1100 00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,266 to totally get us on Howard Stern. 1101 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,442 -When? -Like uh, April. 1102 00:53:48,616 --> 00:53:50,357 -Awesome. Great -Fuck yeah, 1103 00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:51,924 That's major, man. Frickin' major. 1104 00:53:55,841 --> 00:53:56,581 Say what? 1105 00:54:00,585 --> 00:54:03,588 Really? I wonder why. 1106 00:54:03,762 --> 00:54:05,372 Well they don't like talking to me about it either. 1107 00:54:05,546 --> 00:54:07,679 So don't feel bad . 1108 00:54:29,091 --> 00:54:30,571 - Hi, Daddy. -Hey, little cutie. 1109 00:54:30,745 --> 00:54:32,443 I got to sing Happy Birthday to you. 1110 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:40,842 So how are you doing? 1111 00:54:41,016 --> 00:54:42,540 I know, I love you. I miss you. 1112 00:54:42,714 --> 00:54:44,803 So how did it go today with Barbizon? 1113 00:54:44,977 --> 00:54:46,848 It went super, super well. 1114 00:54:47,022 --> 00:54:48,763 I think I'm going to get it. 1115 00:54:48,937 --> 00:54:50,504 I feel like I made an impression on him. 1116 00:54:52,027 --> 00:54:54,769 Of course you did, man. You freaking rock. 1117 00:54:54,943 --> 00:54:55,944 Are you kidding me? 1118 00:54:56,118 --> 00:54:57,163 So you're going to have 1119 00:54:57,337 --> 00:54:58,295 a birthday bash tonight, huh? 1120 00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:01,298 Uhm, we're debating. 1121 00:55:01,472 --> 00:55:03,300 So many people have like canceled on us. 1122 00:55:03,474 --> 00:55:05,214 Oh, well. 1123 00:55:05,389 --> 00:55:06,955 Well things have been going good for me. 1124 00:55:07,129 --> 00:55:08,696 I mean a lot of the business missions 1125 00:55:08,870 --> 00:55:10,742 I wanted to achieve were good. So. 1126 00:55:12,004 --> 00:55:15,050 And Marcus was super awesome. 1127 00:55:15,224 --> 00:55:17,749 In fact, I meant to try to have him wish you a happy birthday, 1128 00:55:17,923 --> 00:55:19,707 but I didn't get a chance. He was... 1129 00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:23,015 He was busy, but he wanted to wish you one. 1130 00:55:23,189 --> 00:55:25,931 So anyway, I sure do love you and miss you. 1131 00:55:26,105 --> 00:55:27,280 How about this? 1132 00:55:27,454 --> 00:55:28,629 How about we make another birthday 1133 00:55:28,803 --> 00:55:30,631 when I get back? 1134 00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:32,459 We'll make it right. In fact, next weekend. 1135 00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:34,287 We'll have a big birthday. Seriously. 1136 00:55:34,461 --> 00:55:36,768 Next weekend I'm getting my tattoo. 1137 00:55:36,942 --> 00:55:38,857 -Right. 1138 00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:41,163 Well, why isn't that a good time to celebrate? 1139 00:55:42,774 --> 00:55:44,297 I don't even have fucking alcohol. 1140 00:55:45,516 --> 00:55:46,691 I hate when that happens. 1141 00:55:48,475 --> 00:55:50,216 Well, that was that. 1142 00:56:03,229 --> 00:56:04,273 Is everything okay, guys? 1143 00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:06,624 It's fantastic. 1144 00:56:08,016 --> 00:56:10,105 It's fantastic. No, I'm awesome. 1145 00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:12,151 I suppose you've never thought of being on film, have you? 1146 00:56:12,325 --> 00:56:15,328 I usually only shoot porn stars, 1147 00:56:15,502 --> 00:56:17,635 but if you were interested in being on film. 1148 00:56:17,809 --> 00:56:19,114 I know that's pretty out there, but- 1149 00:56:19,288 --> 00:56:21,073 No, no it's not. I mean I've got- 1150 00:56:22,422 --> 00:56:24,468 -I've seen a lot of things, OK? -Oh yeah, yeah, I got you. 1151 00:56:24,642 --> 00:56:26,295 -Well, I'll give you my card anyway. -Give me your card... 1152 00:56:26,470 --> 00:56:28,515 Yeah. I'll give you a card. Seriously. Think about it. Yeah. 1153 00:56:28,689 --> 00:56:29,603 And what is your name, sweetheart? 1154 00:56:29,777 --> 00:56:30,778 -Princess. -Princess. 1155 00:56:30,952 --> 00:56:32,171 I can remember that. You rock. 1156 00:56:34,042 --> 00:56:35,217 Maybe I found my Asian after all. 1157 00:56:37,045 --> 00:56:38,046 How are you, gorgeous? 1158 00:56:38,220 --> 00:56:39,134 Good, how are you? 1159 00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:41,006 So one of my missions 1160 00:56:41,180 --> 00:56:43,704 is that I need some footage of an Asian. 1161 00:56:43,878 --> 00:56:45,619 Like what is your nationality? Your background? 1162 00:56:45,793 --> 00:56:47,752 -I'm Korean. -Korean? Awesome. 1163 00:56:47,926 --> 00:56:50,450 So, if at all possible, 1164 00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:52,583 if you had any shoot time, we've got a whole set up here. 1165 00:56:52,757 --> 00:56:54,498 Real easy, you know, we'd love to pay you 1166 00:56:54,672 --> 00:56:56,761 to basically have Marcus show the watch. 1167 00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:58,719 -And see if it works. -And show that it works, right. 1168 00:56:58,893 --> 00:57:00,678 Like have you ever had a squirting orgasm? 1169 00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:02,419 -No I haven't, but she has. -Awesome. That's even better. 1170 00:57:02,593 --> 00:57:04,377 No, that's fine. That's fine that you haven't. 1171 00:57:04,551 --> 00:57:06,335 Would you be interested in trying it? 1172 00:57:06,510 --> 00:57:08,381 Yeah, but I don't have any time this weekend while I'm here. 1173 00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:10,252 Nothing at all? You're totally booked? 1174 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:11,602 Well, you rock. Give me a hug. You're super gorgeous. 1175 00:57:11,776 --> 00:57:13,255 Thank you, I really appreciate it. 1176 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,474 -Definitely think about it. -OK, thank you. 1177 00:57:14,648 --> 00:57:15,606 Call me if you change your mind. 1178 00:57:20,393 --> 00:57:22,308 Oh, she's hot, dude. 1179 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:24,223 Oh, we want her, man. That'd be perfect. 1180 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,315 If we can shoot that, that would be godlike. 1181 00:57:31,752 --> 00:57:34,407 -Hi. Oh, you so rock. Give me a hug. - Hi, Aaron. How are you? 1182 00:57:34,581 --> 00:57:36,191 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 1183 00:57:36,365 --> 00:57:37,889 Because you're looking for an Asian? 1184 00:57:38,063 --> 00:57:40,108 I really am. You know why? Because I want- 1185 00:57:40,282 --> 00:57:43,460 I want it to show that this works on all... you know. 1186 00:57:43,634 --> 00:57:45,940 Yeah, man, I'm not full, but I'm Asian enough. 1187 00:57:47,072 --> 00:57:48,900 -We can do it super quick. -I'm here on Monday. 1188 00:57:49,074 --> 00:57:50,684 Ah, no, we leave on Sunday. 1189 00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:53,252 So we can do it really quick right now. 1190 00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:54,949 How much would it be worth to you? 1191 00:57:55,123 --> 00:57:56,342 I have three shoots. 1192 00:57:56,516 --> 00:57:58,387 Like 400 bucks for him to do it. 1193 00:57:58,562 --> 00:58:00,389 I bet we could do it in 15 minutes. 1194 00:58:00,564 --> 00:58:02,870 Ok. I just took a shower and everything. 1195 00:58:03,044 --> 00:58:04,219 You're awesome. Yeah, let's do it. 1196 00:58:05,699 --> 00:58:08,267 See if they brought it. They haven't brought anything else. 1197 00:58:09,224 --> 00:58:10,748 -Did you do my room already? -No. No. 1198 00:58:10,922 --> 00:58:12,401 Alright. That's okay. Don't worry. 1199 00:58:12,576 --> 00:58:14,142 We'll do it. We'll do it later. 1200 00:58:14,316 --> 00:58:15,448 -No, never mind. I got it. - Okay. 1201 00:58:15,622 --> 00:58:16,362 But thank you. 1202 00:58:19,844 --> 00:58:21,280 Do you know what we say in England? You have to pucker. 1203 00:58:25,502 --> 00:58:27,155 Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. 1204 00:58:27,329 --> 00:58:29,984 Now I want to try and turn some lights on here. 1205 00:58:30,158 --> 00:58:33,553 I don't think it's going to make a lot of difference. 1206 00:58:33,727 --> 00:58:35,076 Now he's going to introduce who you are, 1207 00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,514 and then have a blurb, you know 1208 00:58:37,688 --> 00:58:38,732 a fun advertising blurb for you. 1209 00:58:38,906 --> 00:58:40,125 -Yeah. -I always do that. 1210 00:58:40,299 --> 00:58:41,909 So, it's you can find my add, you know 1211 00:58:42,083 --> 00:58:43,868 and however they can get hold of you. It's cool. 1212 00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:44,999 And by the way, if all goes well, 1213 00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:48,350 we're going to have an affiliate program 1214 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,439 when if you sell watches to the people watching you squirt, 1215 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,398 you'll actually make money from it. 1216 00:58:52,572 --> 00:58:54,443 So like you have a little banner on your website, whatever, 1217 00:58:54,618 --> 00:58:56,576 and everybody who buys a watch for clicks on your click, 1218 00:58:56,750 --> 00:58:58,099 you'll get some extra cash too. 1219 00:58:58,273 --> 00:58:59,579 -There you go. - I know, right? 1220 00:58:59,753 --> 00:59:01,276 -It is kind of cute. -Awesome. Kickass. 1221 00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:02,974 God, you're gorgeous. 1222 00:59:03,148 --> 00:59:06,064 Wow. You know? Let's see. I'm very curious. 1223 00:59:06,238 --> 00:59:07,848 Okay, rolling. 1224 00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:10,068 Hi Guys. Welcome, this is Marcus London. 1225 00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,331 Now of course we've mentioned it a bunch of times that obviously 1226 00:59:12,505 --> 00:59:14,115 any woman can squirt 1227 00:59:14,289 --> 00:59:15,682 and that means of any woman of any nationality. 1228 00:59:15,856 --> 00:59:17,249 Well, what we're going to do today 1229 00:59:17,423 --> 00:59:18,816 is we're obviously going to make you squirt 1230 00:59:18,990 --> 00:59:20,121 and obviously we're going to sort of showcase 1231 00:59:20,295 --> 00:59:21,732 the standard position, 1232 00:59:21,906 --> 00:59:23,168 which is obviously the missionary position, 1233 00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:25,126 which most of you probably already know. 1234 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:26,563 So, without messing around, let's get those panties off, 1235 00:59:26,737 --> 00:59:29,217 and then we'll get your top off, 1236 00:59:29,391 --> 00:59:30,871 and then we'll get you kind of primed up. 1237 00:59:31,045 --> 00:59:32,743 - Yeah. - And ready to go. 1238 00:59:32,917 --> 00:59:35,006 - Alright, I'm excited! - Wonderful. 1239 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:36,877 This is a first, and I've done a lot of things. 1240 00:59:37,051 --> 00:59:39,140 Now, obviously as we've said always before, 1241 00:59:39,314 --> 00:59:41,186 make sure your fingers are wet and you got some lube on them. 1242 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,796 Very, very important. The woman 1243 00:59:42,970 --> 00:59:44,711 does need to be made wet by your fingers 1244 00:59:44,885 --> 00:59:46,713 because this is a kind of aggressive movement, 1245 00:59:46,887 --> 00:59:48,454 and of course you don't want to hurt her 1246 00:59:48,628 --> 00:59:51,239 before you've even got her to actually squirt. 1247 00:59:51,413 --> 00:59:53,938 And I'm going to use that pulling up motion 1248 00:59:54,112 --> 00:59:56,331 to manipulate the G-spot 1249 00:59:56,505 --> 00:59:58,029 to get the skin gland to fill with fluid 1250 00:59:58,203 --> 00:59:59,683 and then release the fluid 1251 00:59:59,857 --> 01:00:01,119 to come out and obviously be squirt. 1252 01:00:01,293 --> 01:00:03,034 So here we go. 1253 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:05,036 We're going to give it a go. Are you ready? 1254 01:00:05,210 --> 01:00:06,777 - Yeah. -Are you sure? 1255 01:00:11,346 --> 01:00:12,347 -Here it is. 1256 01:00:12,521 --> 01:00:14,436 And we see two greens. 1257 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:15,786 I guess that's a go. 1258 01:00:15,960 --> 01:00:17,352 -I think so. 1259 01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:21,922 So, men. This is a necessity. 1260 01:00:22,096 --> 01:00:24,882 All men need to buy this and watch this. 1261 01:00:32,367 --> 01:00:34,848 So wait. So you're the lifestyle fantasy. 1262 01:00:35,022 --> 01:00:38,069 Ok, I know what you're talking about now. I sent you the watch? 1263 01:00:38,243 --> 01:00:40,549 -Yeah. -Yeah. Yeah. Okay, cool. 1264 01:00:40,724 --> 01:00:42,508 -I'm finally there. -Yeah. 1265 01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:44,423 Well, man, we want to go play here when we're here, man. 1266 01:00:44,597 --> 01:00:46,599 You have to hook us up with some parties. 1267 01:00:46,773 --> 01:00:48,906 So these are the badass lifestyle guys. 1268 01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,822 -Yeah. -So we want to go have some fun. 1269 01:00:51,996 --> 01:00:55,129 So, you're putting on some swingers parties on here? 1270 01:00:55,303 --> 01:00:56,653 Well you got to seriously invite us. 1271 01:00:56,827 --> 01:00:58,002 -So, is this your cell phone? -Yes. 1272 01:00:58,176 --> 01:00:59,394 We'd love to come and give 1273 01:00:59,568 --> 01:01:01,222 some instructional demonstrations. 1274 01:01:01,396 --> 01:01:03,050 Trust me, we're fun to have around. 1275 01:01:18,979 --> 01:01:20,502 Well, we're going to be naughty tonight, girl. 1276 01:01:24,463 --> 01:01:27,901 Fuck no, we're getting to the deep swingers parties, man. 1277 01:01:28,075 --> 01:01:30,861 They'll be a whole lot of days in 2015 I will never remember. 1278 01:01:32,558 --> 01:01:33,820 I will remember today. 1279 01:01:37,302 --> 01:01:38,912 We're supposed to be at the party for Misha. 1280 01:01:39,086 --> 01:01:40,827 37-34. Is that cool if we go on up? 1281 01:01:44,004 --> 01:01:45,440 Oh, really? 1282 01:01:46,746 --> 01:01:48,792 Hey, Maggie, it's Aaron calling. We're downstairs with Kat. 1283 01:01:48,966 --> 01:01:50,750 Can we come on up? 1284 01:01:52,143 --> 01:01:54,972 Okay, I see the escalator. So we should go up the escalators? 1285 01:01:55,146 --> 01:01:56,974 Alright. So we sort of not go up the escalator 1286 01:01:57,148 --> 01:01:58,453 and just wait right down here, right? 1287 01:02:00,151 --> 01:02:01,021 Damn, you're cute. 1288 01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:02,066 It's worth a picture 1289 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,241 standing here, baby. 1290 01:02:03,415 --> 01:02:04,503 You have like a million pictures 1291 01:02:04,677 --> 01:02:05,634 of this outfit. 1292 01:02:05,809 --> 01:02:07,854 No, no, no. Not as good as this. 1293 01:02:08,028 --> 01:02:08,942 It's like all the white. 1294 01:02:29,049 --> 01:02:30,659 You guys going upstairs to the fun party? 1295 01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:32,270 -You got a fucking problem? -No. 1296 01:02:32,444 --> 01:02:33,445 Are you going upstairs to the fun party? 1297 01:02:33,619 --> 01:02:34,576 No, I'm going to the bathroom. 1298 01:02:34,751 --> 01:02:35,534 Oh, I got you. 1299 01:02:38,798 --> 01:02:40,931 I guess it was harder than they thought to recruit someone 1300 01:02:41,105 --> 01:02:42,410 to put their clothes back on. 1301 01:02:43,585 --> 01:02:45,500 Hey, Maggie, it's Aaron. We're still downstairs. 1302 01:02:45,674 --> 01:02:46,806 Nobody came and got us, sweetheart. 1303 01:02:50,810 --> 01:02:52,246 Three times I called. 1304 01:02:52,420 --> 01:02:53,639 I'm a pretty good sport about shit. 1305 01:02:53,813 --> 01:02:56,207 You had to call mine. 1306 01:02:56,381 --> 01:02:58,731 So I got it backwards, obviously. 1307 01:03:15,226 --> 01:03:17,097 How awesome is this. I like the smell. 1308 01:03:17,271 --> 01:03:19,186 Pina Colada. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. 1309 01:03:23,712 --> 01:03:26,280 I usually do better with more people 1310 01:03:26,454 --> 01:03:28,021 because more people are more open minded. 1311 01:03:28,195 --> 01:03:29,501 The more open minded people there are, 1312 01:03:29,675 --> 01:03:31,024 the more I can feel comfortable, 1313 01:03:31,198 --> 01:03:33,070 but when there's less than ten people, 1314 01:03:34,549 --> 01:03:37,378 you don't know what they're thinking or 1315 01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:39,641 what their opinion is and so it's hard to be open minded. 1316 01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:48,868 Hey Jay, it's Aaron and Kat calling from Time to Squirt. 1317 01:03:49,042 --> 01:03:50,478 Hey, we are at a little swingers party here 1318 01:03:50,652 --> 01:03:52,524 if you want to swing by for a little bit of fun. 1319 01:03:53,786 --> 01:03:57,137 Do you see this city out here? There's tons of fun to be had. 1320 01:03:59,531 --> 01:04:03,622 I'm not entirely sure that this is a place for fun. 1321 01:04:03,796 --> 01:04:06,059 You know who it is? You know the guy with the big old penis 1322 01:04:06,233 --> 01:04:07,844 walking around with the cowboy hat? 1323 01:04:08,018 --> 01:04:08,714 -Oh yeah. -Him. 1324 01:04:08,888 --> 01:04:10,150 He was here earlier. 1325 01:04:10,324 --> 01:04:11,369 He said he was coming back. 1326 01:04:12,936 --> 01:04:14,459 -He's not coming back. -He said 1327 01:04:14,633 --> 01:04:16,200 I'm going back to the hotel for a second. 1328 01:04:16,374 --> 01:04:17,984 What time do you think the party will start. 1329 01:04:18,158 --> 01:04:19,812 You take a picture of Kat and he'll come back. 1330 01:04:23,555 --> 01:04:26,384 I probably could talk Kat 1331 01:04:26,558 --> 01:04:28,821 into having you trying it on her if you wanted 1332 01:04:28,995 --> 01:04:30,692 -to get it down? - Uh-huh. 1333 01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,607 And then you try it on her, if that's, you know, 1334 01:04:32,781 --> 01:04:33,870 more cool for you. 1335 01:04:36,394 --> 01:04:38,396 She should know how to do it. As far as doing to another chick. 1336 01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:42,400 -I like that. Come here you. 1337 01:04:42,574 --> 01:04:44,445 Miss Kitty. Kitty Kat. 1338 01:04:47,057 --> 01:04:48,885 You're interested to see if she could do it on her. 1339 01:04:50,451 --> 01:04:51,888 That would be interesting, actually. 1340 01:04:53,193 --> 01:04:55,326 Yeah, you want to try? 1341 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:58,285 Oh my god, I could make that girl hit the roof, 1342 01:04:58,459 --> 01:05:00,766 but they weren't comfortable with that, so it's all good. 1343 01:05:03,725 --> 01:05:05,379 You know, ironically, I think I know 1344 01:05:05,553 --> 01:05:06,772 what's going to happen in the end. 1345 01:05:09,601 --> 01:05:11,559 I bet you they're going to ask me to come in, 1346 01:05:12,734 --> 01:05:13,822 unfortunately. 1347 01:05:16,347 --> 01:05:18,262 Although there's a good chance that he'll grab the watch 1348 01:05:18,436 --> 01:05:20,220 and he'll succeed. 1349 01:05:20,394 --> 01:05:21,961 That's the only way they wouldn't ask me to come in. 1350 01:05:34,495 --> 01:05:35,757 Oh, you want me in there? 1351 01:05:41,720 --> 01:05:42,460 Don't worry. 1352 01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:51,338 How are you going, my friends? 1353 01:05:51,512 --> 01:05:53,297 Well, it smells like hot sex in here. I love it, I love it. 1354 01:05:56,387 --> 01:05:59,259 Oh hell yeah. Oh no, don't make me do it, no. 1355 01:05:59,433 --> 01:06:01,522 Only my favorite thing in the entire trip. 1356 01:06:01,696 --> 01:06:03,872 Believe me, even getting Jesse Jaymes to get me on Howard Stern, 1357 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:05,874 being with her is better than that. 1358 01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:07,267 I'm not even gonna go to two greens, 1359 01:06:07,441 --> 01:06:08,790 where you're just going like that. 1360 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:11,271 It's like, oh, my fucking god, yeah. 1361 01:06:11,445 --> 01:06:12,794 Look at that shit. 1362 01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:15,710 - Fuck yeah. 1363 01:06:15,884 --> 01:06:18,278 - Fuck Yeah. - Wow. 1364 01:06:18,452 --> 01:06:21,934 Now do you want to try it quick or you wanna... 1365 01:06:24,632 --> 01:06:26,373 It's your call. For the name of science. 1366 01:06:26,547 --> 01:06:28,723 She's part of this company now. It's a big deal. 1367 01:06:28,897 --> 01:06:30,769 There you go, mate. And you're right handed, right? 1368 01:06:32,031 --> 01:06:34,294 Are you using two fingers? Which two fingers are you using? 1369 01:06:34,468 --> 01:06:36,775 - These two. - OK, that's right. 1370 01:06:36,949 --> 01:06:38,211 These are usually straight down though. 1371 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,732 I couldn't tell you how many hundreds and hundreds 1372 01:07:20,906 --> 01:07:21,776 of girls I've done that to. 1373 01:07:23,256 --> 01:07:24,083 Isn't that bizarre? 1374 01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:27,391 But Kat is hot. 1375 01:07:27,565 --> 01:07:31,395 God, her pheromones, dude. Fucking god. 1376 01:07:31,569 --> 01:07:33,919 Hot. You know, it's almost a new moon too. 1377 01:07:34,093 --> 01:07:35,964 So they're ovulating and shit. 1378 01:07:38,532 --> 01:07:39,707 Very hot. 1379 01:07:45,713 --> 01:07:47,585 Remember I told you they'd be saying come on in. 1380 01:07:52,546 --> 01:07:55,114 Give them that watch, that DVD and can we go? 1381 01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:56,420 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. 1382 01:08:06,299 --> 01:08:08,127 I say we go after one more car. 1383 01:08:09,563 --> 01:08:11,217 After this one, let's do it. 1384 01:08:11,391 --> 01:08:13,611 No, this is it. I'm going after this one. 1385 01:08:13,785 --> 01:08:16,614 Come on, let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1386 01:08:46,731 --> 01:08:48,776 I'm not exactly sure what happened last night. 1387 01:08:48,950 --> 01:08:50,300 She's just freaking out. 1388 01:08:50,474 --> 01:08:52,519 She wanted to go home. 1389 01:08:52,693 --> 01:08:54,826 Oh, it was a mess, dude. Because I mean she's screwed. 1390 01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,219 You know she's crying. 1391 01:08:56,393 --> 01:08:57,785 She can't get out of Vegas 1392 01:08:57,959 --> 01:08:59,309 till tomorrow no matter what she does. 1393 01:08:59,483 --> 01:09:00,875 And I said, what's going on? 1394 01:09:01,049 --> 01:09:02,355 Oh, she's in a cab to the airport. 1395 01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:05,619 I had a way better time with her than Ariel. 1396 01:09:05,793 --> 01:09:08,579 She was better. She was better talking. She's more intelligent. 1397 01:09:08,753 --> 01:09:11,321 I mean just, it was rock solid, you know? 1398 01:09:11,495 --> 01:09:13,061 So then there you go. Right at the end. 1399 01:09:13,236 --> 01:09:15,325 Boom. 1400 01:09:15,499 --> 01:09:17,022 I really felt bad, you know, she was, 1401 01:09:17,196 --> 01:09:19,938 she was doing so well, you know. 1402 01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:26,466 -No way, dude. -Yeah, seriously. 1403 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,120 Is that patented and everything? 1404 01:09:28,294 --> 01:09:29,556 I patented it. You better believe it. 1405 01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:31,341 -You smart fucking guy. -Say what? 1406 01:09:31,515 --> 01:09:33,517 How much have you made off this? 1407 01:09:33,691 --> 01:09:35,954 Well. I've spent a lot of money on all this. 1408 01:09:36,128 --> 01:09:38,696 Are you breaking even, or are you a little up? 1409 01:09:38,870 --> 01:09:40,654 No, I'm still not breaking even. 1410 01:09:40,828 --> 01:09:42,047 Well cheers, dude. 1411 01:09:42,221 --> 01:09:44,702 -Thank you. -Hell yeah. 1412 01:09:44,876 --> 01:09:46,573 To seeing each other here next year. 1413 01:09:46,747 --> 01:09:47,792 I hope so. 1414 01:09:51,404 --> 01:09:53,232 I'm out. 1415 01:10:48,505 --> 01:10:52,073 Living in a kind of society where sex is taboo to talk about, 1416 01:10:52,248 --> 01:10:55,903 or it's over done and it's not realistic. 1417 01:10:58,341 --> 01:11:00,604 As a young woman in this world, 1418 01:11:00,778 --> 01:11:03,737 it's hard to find a healthy balance between the two. 1419 01:11:06,349 --> 01:11:09,613 I came here hoping to be able to 1420 01:11:10,831 --> 01:11:14,095 reach out to other couples, other women, other young women 1421 01:11:14,270 --> 01:11:15,532 in particular. But... 1422 01:11:17,360 --> 01:11:20,276 I think I have to take my plans 1423 01:11:22,321 --> 01:11:24,541 and go at it from a different angle because- 1424 01:11:25,759 --> 01:11:27,587 because this approach is not working for me. 1425 01:11:28,849 --> 01:11:30,373 Being surrounded by 1426 01:11:34,072 --> 01:11:36,292 the people that are in this industry for this long, 1427 01:11:37,554 --> 01:11:39,382 I mean you get immersed in-- 1428 01:11:39,556 --> 01:11:41,601 I mean you get sucked into this really kind of dark 1429 01:11:41,775 --> 01:11:42,776 and negative place, 1430 01:11:43,951 --> 01:11:46,258 or at least, at least I did. 1431 01:11:49,957 --> 01:11:50,871 I want girls 1432 01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:55,267 to try to see that they don't have to 1433 01:11:55,441 --> 01:11:59,010 measure up to a porn star status because-- 1434 01:12:00,751 --> 01:12:01,969 I don't want to. 1435 01:12:05,886 --> 01:12:07,018 And I don't think they should either. 1436 01:12:22,294 --> 01:12:24,252 Hello, hello, hello. 1437 01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:25,297 Aw. 1438 01:12:27,168 --> 01:12:28,953 Mr. Twinkle, huh? 1439 01:12:29,127 --> 01:12:31,695 I'll give you a hug. 1440 01:12:31,869 --> 01:12:33,740 - How was your show? -It was good. 1441 01:12:33,914 --> 01:12:36,003 -It was very successful. -Did you sell all your watches? 1442 01:12:36,177 --> 01:12:38,354 I sold lots. Yeah, it was good. It was good. 1443 01:12:39,529 --> 01:12:40,834 Well I sure love you guys. You did a great success. 1444 01:12:41,008 --> 01:12:42,488 That's awesome. 1445 01:12:42,662 --> 01:12:44,795 Your car. We can pick it up tomorrow. 1446 01:12:44,969 --> 01:12:46,318 You'll be driving your own wheels finally 1447 01:12:46,492 --> 01:12:47,667 after all this time. 1448 01:12:47,841 --> 01:12:49,190 Yeah. 1449 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:51,018 And you, highly successful. 1450 01:12:51,192 --> 01:12:54,761 I got recognition 1451 01:12:54,935 --> 01:12:57,329 from this like growth mindset program that they're doing. 1452 01:12:57,503 --> 01:12:58,852 It's like... 1453 01:12:59,026 --> 01:13:03,988 For creative ideas? 1454 01:13:04,162 --> 01:13:06,773 I'm just teasing you. For what then? What was it for? 1455 01:13:06,947 --> 01:13:08,993 For growth mindset, like I'm growing in my mind. 1456 01:13:29,883 --> 01:13:32,973 This year's recipient is Alexandra Headley. 1457 01:13:41,068 --> 01:13:43,854 Hi, guys. I'm Allana Headly as most of you know. 1458 01:13:45,377 --> 01:13:47,248 I just wanted to say that I want to be 1459 01:13:47,423 --> 01:13:48,859 your class president.