1 00:00:02,079 --> 00:00:06,160 Carmen, are you pregnant? 2 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,760 It's a girl, Mr. Lopez. 3 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,000 I've been waiting for you. 4 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:36,940 I'm your daddy. 5 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:43,140 And I promise I'll always take care of you and I will always love you no matter 6 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:46,960 what. Good, because I'm going to piss you off big time when I'm 16. 7 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,400 What? 8 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,100 It's pretty funny, Dad. You let my boyfriend live with us, then when he 9 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:56,740 play pro baseball back east, I'm going to want to marry him. 10 00:00:58,420 --> 00:01:00,060 You can't get married when you're 16. 11 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:01,860 I can in Georgia. 12 00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:03,350 if I'm pregnant. 13 00:01:11,390 --> 00:01:12,390 Sir, 14 00:01:13,510 --> 00:01:15,230 I don't want this one. Put it back. 15 00:01:17,730 --> 00:01:18,730 Relax. Breathe. 16 00:01:23,130 --> 00:01:27,170 Carmen, are you pregnant? 17 00:01:32,170 --> 00:01:33,410 Sorry, everybody. Party's over. 18 00:01:35,590 --> 00:01:38,490 Betty, you heard her. The party's over. 19 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:42,330 No. Carmen said she's pregnant. This party's just getting started. 20 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,150 How the hell could you be pregnant? You're 16. 21 00:01:46,610 --> 00:01:47,610 Wow. 22 00:01:47,810 --> 00:01:48,810 Deja vu. 23 00:01:52,390 --> 00:01:56,910 I had this same fight with my dad when I was 16, except he was chasing me 24 00:01:56,910 --> 00:01:58,370 through the neighborhood with a machete. 25 00:02:00,110 --> 00:02:02,280 That was back when they let you... You be a parent. 26 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:05,700 Carmen, answer me. Okay. 27 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:10,120 I'm not really pregnant. I just said that to scare you guys into letting me 28 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,120 marry Jason. 29 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,140 There's no way you're getting married. 30 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:17,040 Fine, then I'll just get pregnant and move to Georgia because I don't need y 31 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,300 'all's consent to get married. 32 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:23,300 Oh, yeah, Dad, that's right. I'll fit in because I've been learning. 33 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:28,920 Angie, tell me you had an affair with Garth Brooks and that she's not mine. 34 00:02:32,330 --> 00:02:33,590 Carmen, you're too young to have a baby. 35 00:02:34,050 --> 00:02:35,770 Grandma had a kid when she was my age. 36 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:39,450 Mom, tell her how hard it is to raise a kid when you're a teenager. 37 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:43,430 It was like a nightmare that wouldn't end. 38 00:02:49,150 --> 00:02:50,150 Thank you. 39 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:55,790 Carmen, you have your whole life ahead of you. If you get pregnant now, trust 40 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:57,850 me, you're going to regret it. She's right. 41 00:02:58,670 --> 00:03:00,790 But there's not a day goes by I don't regret having children. 42 00:03:03,279 --> 00:03:05,720 You think your mom and I had these worry lines before you were born? 43 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:06,960 Well, 44 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:08,820 damn it, Angie, we were beautiful. 45 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:15,560 But Jason's moving all the way to Georgia. If I have to get pregnant to be 46 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:19,880 him, I'll do it. Carmen, I'm going to tell you something your mother and I 47 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,280 keeping from you until you turned 18. 48 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,700 The doctor told us that if you get pregnant, you'll die. 49 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:28,980 George! 50 00:03:37,610 --> 00:03:40,210 to just blurt out the truth like that. 51 00:03:42,950 --> 00:03:45,150 You have a rare baby allergy. 52 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:50,770 Getting pregnant would be like putting a grenade in your cookie. 53 00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:57,210 You guys can't keep me from Jason any more than you can keep a hungry boll 54 00:03:57,210 --> 00:03:58,550 weevil from a field full of cotton. 55 00:04:00,230 --> 00:04:01,990 Well, if you think you're getting married... 56 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,720 Hello, Pat. 57 00:04:22,620 --> 00:04:26,360 Thanks. You know, I didn't know what I was going to beat you with until right 58 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:27,360 now. 59 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:31,060 Oh, God, she told you. 60 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:44,320 How long is George going to hit golf balls? 61 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,980 That's how he works through a problem. He gets his anger out and then he comes 62 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:53,070 up with a... Well, I guess we all have our own way of coping, huh? 63 00:04:53,430 --> 00:04:56,330 When your mother left me, I went back to boxing. 64 00:04:57,430 --> 00:05:01,730 I was undefeated until I met a man whose heart was broken worse than mine. 65 00:05:03,190 --> 00:05:05,070 How do you know he just wasn't a better boxer? 66 00:05:05,510 --> 00:05:10,670 Well, because when he punched me, he would say things like, Screw you, Diana! 67 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:13,730 You're a stupid whore, Diana! 68 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:20,860 The only blow I actually landed was during a clinch when I told him, you 69 00:05:20,860 --> 00:05:21,980 satisfied me. 70 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:29,300 You want some cake, honey? Hang on. 71 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,440 Let me take one more swing at Carmen. 72 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:35,980 You named the golf ball? 73 00:05:36,300 --> 00:05:38,140 Yeah. See the letters? 74 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,760 B is for Carmen, J is for Jason, and B is for Benny. 75 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:49,140 A is for anybody. 76 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:55,960 So, you've been out here a while. You've had time to think. What should we do 77 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:56,960 about Carmen? 78 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:59,020 Nothing. We're screwed. 79 00:05:59,740 --> 00:06:00,639 That's it? 80 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:01,640 That's all you've got? 81 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,600 No. 82 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:06,560 I decided I wanted to be called Papi instead of Grandpa. 83 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,020 Now, do you want to be called Granny or Nana? 84 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:12,920 I am not a Nana. 85 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,200 This is not the butt of a Nana. 86 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:21,670 You know, this might be one of the times when wisdom from an older generation 87 00:06:21,670 --> 00:06:22,670 would be helpful. 88 00:06:23,230 --> 00:06:24,290 Okay, let's see. 89 00:06:26,450 --> 00:06:29,890 What do you think we should do, Daddy? Nothing. You're screwed, Granny. 90 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:36,830 Now, I know that sounds mean, but you put me through the same thing. Hey, you 91 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,130 married without my approval. 92 00:06:38,390 --> 00:06:44,190 Although in this case, unlike you, Carmen would be running off with a 93 00:06:44,270 --> 00:06:46,110 wealthy man with a future. 94 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,540 Daddy, when are you going to give this up? George turned out great. 95 00:06:51,780 --> 00:06:55,040 Yeah, well, even a blind squirrel finds a nut eventually. 96 00:06:57,440 --> 00:06:58,820 Stand right there. I'll find two more. 97 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:08,960 You know, the crazy thing is that in a couple of years, you will be thrilled 98 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,100 Carmen to marry a boy like Jason. 99 00:07:14,780 --> 00:07:15,780 My dad's right. 100 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:19,310 But I don't know how we're going to make Carmen wait two years. 101 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:21,070 I'm out of ideas. 102 00:07:23,090 --> 00:07:27,210 Why don't you blow out your candle and make it your birthday wish? 103 00:07:30,830 --> 00:07:31,830 Ernest on the phone. 104 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:33,650 Your mother's house is on fire. 105 00:07:33,990 --> 00:07:36,010 George. Use my wish on Carmen, I swear. 106 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:54,500 My mom, did she get out? No, I got here as soon as I could, but no one's seen 107 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:58,020 her. Did that poop your car, sir? That's my mom's car. Hey, I'm sorry. No one 108 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,020 can go in there. 109 00:08:00,920 --> 00:08:02,560 Oh, my God. Look at all the smoke. 110 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:04,440 My mom will get out. 111 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:06,800 She smokes four packs a day. 112 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,500 She's been training for this her whole life. 113 00:08:26,190 --> 00:08:27,190 The lowrider. 114 00:08:29,250 --> 00:08:33,789 The lowrider is a little higher. 115 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:02,300 He's getting a drink. I met a trucker. I got in his cab. 116 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,680 Oh, so that's why you thought I was dead. 117 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,880 Someone called because they heard the screams. 118 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:20,100 Well, he wasn't very flexible to start with, but he is now. 119 00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:36,490 We thought you were dead, Mom. Your house burned down. 120 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:37,629 That's not funny. 121 00:09:37,630 --> 00:09:38,630 We're not kidding. 122 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:41,890 The fireman said it started in the bedroom. I mean, did you leave a 123 00:09:41,890 --> 00:09:43,570 burning? No, I'm not an idiot. 124 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:48,390 I put the cigarette out in the ashtray. I dumped the ashtray into the trash can. 125 00:09:50,570 --> 00:09:52,450 The trash can by the drapes? 126 00:09:53,550 --> 00:09:54,550 Damn it. 127 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:58,410 Happy Mother's Day, Benny. 128 00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:01,310 Hope you enjoy these flammable drapes. 129 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:11,280 having his baby. 130 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,880 Is there anything you'd like to say? 131 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:18,180 We talked about having kids. It's been a boy for me and a girl for you. 132 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,020 Well, mine's upstairs sleeping. 133 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:21,340 Good luck with yours. 134 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,200 Jason, wake up. 135 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,520 Wake up, Jason. I didn't touch your daughter, Mr. Lopez. 136 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,930 It's just me. I need to talk to you. Are you kidding? 137 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:41,950 Your dad already wants to kill me. Get out of here. 138 00:10:42,490 --> 00:10:44,710 Do you really want to marry me? 139 00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:46,930 Yeah. 140 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:49,510 Well, our bluff didn't work. You have to get me pregnant for real. 141 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:50,870 Whoa. 142 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:53,930 Carmen, a baby? 143 00:10:55,750 --> 00:11:01,330 It's so fast. I mean, if you breastfeed, I'll be fighting my own baby for second 144 00:11:01,330 --> 00:11:02,330 base. 145 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:13,450 I love you enough to have your baby. 146 00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:15,750 Don't you love me enough? 147 00:11:18,530 --> 00:11:22,210 Uh... Sure. 148 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,690 Good. We'll try tomorrow night. 149 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:31,490 I want our first time to be perfect. So I'll rent a really romantic hotel room, 150 00:11:31,590 --> 00:11:32,750 buy a sexy outfit. 151 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:35,610 Oh, and I'll bring Mr. Snuggle Bear. 152 00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:38,090 I'll definitely get pregnant because he's my lucky charm. 153 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,400 You're bringing a stuffed animal? 154 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,700 Does it bother you because he's a boy bear? 155 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,860 Yeah, that's why it bothers me. 156 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,860 What time is it? 157 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,240 7 .30. 158 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,360 You want some coffee, Benny? 159 00:12:09,630 --> 00:12:11,250 No, my house should be cool by now. 160 00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:15,870 You know, I gotta get over there before my neighbors start stealing all my 161 00:12:15,870 --> 00:12:16,870 stuff. 162 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,170 Want me to go with you? 163 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:19,950 No, I move faster by myself. 164 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,770 Yeah, that's what you said during the riots. 165 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:25,550 They weren't riots. 166 00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:28,630 We were fighting for Robbie King's rights. 167 00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:33,190 Mom, Rodney King! 168 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,880 Mom and I talked last night, and we made a decision. 169 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,880 You don't have to get pregnant. 170 00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,180 You can marry Jason. 171 00:13:00,260 --> 00:13:03,980 What? Look, we realize Jason's a great guy, so here's the deal. 172 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,620 We'll throw you the wedding of your dreams, all you have to do is finish 173 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,620 school. 174 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:13,180 Serious? Look, we realize it's better than being pregnant at 16. 175 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:16,560 This way you can have a life first, so when you finally do have kids, you know 176 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:17,720 exactly why you resent them. 177 00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:22,810 Why, every move they make, you look at them like that. Oh, shit. 178 00:13:28,150 --> 00:13:30,970 So how soon after I graduate can I get married? The day after. 179 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,110 Because the day after that, I'm having a big screen TV installed in your room. 180 00:13:36,290 --> 00:13:39,910 What? I thought we were saving that for a nursery in case we wanted to have 181 00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:40,910 another baby. 182 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:43,270 You want to go through this again? 183 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:01,910 with his suitcase. 184 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:05,290 Why didn't you say anything? 185 00:14:06,050 --> 00:14:08,090 Because he said he'd see me Sunday. 186 00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:12,010 Wait. 187 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:14,770 Maybe he said he'd see me someday. 188 00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:25,730 Where's Jason? All his stuff is gone, even his suitcase. 189 00:14:26,530 --> 00:14:27,730 Did you two have a fight or something? 190 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,050 No. 191 00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:33,390 and I told him we had to have a baby, he was so excited about being a dad, he 192 00:14:33,390 --> 00:14:34,390 was shaking. 193 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,930 What kind of shaking sprinters do right before they run? 194 00:14:43,690 --> 00:14:45,890 How could Jason just leave without telling me? 195 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:53,630 Unless he wanted to surprise me by buying our dream house in Georgia. 196 00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:59,070 Or maybe he went to his other girlfriend's house. 197 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:01,180 You know, the one with the brain? 198 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,720 Look, Carmen, why don't you just call Jason on his cell phone and ask him 199 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,720 going on? 200 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:14,600 When she realizes what just happened, she is going to be devastated. 201 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:16,660 I'll get my clichés ready. 202 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,660 You were too good for him. 203 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,980 There are a lot of other fish in the ocean. 204 00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:24,640 This one's my favorite, but you've got to sit down for this one. 205 00:15:26,290 --> 00:15:28,850 Everything happens for a reason. You got a salad in the eyes, watch out, 206 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:29,890 compassion. 207 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:37,830 Everything happens for a reason? 208 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,170 That's what she said when my hamster died. 209 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,150 What did you want me to say? 210 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:46,630 That Mr. Fluffer starved because a selfish little boy got a skateboard and 211 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:47,630 forgot to feed him? 212 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,630 Yeah, I wish you had a cliche now, don't you, hamster killer? 213 00:15:55,530 --> 00:15:57,330 Should have seen him trying to get water, Max. He went like that. 214 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:01,390 I got a hold of Jason. 215 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,670 Turns out he's not buying the house. 216 00:16:05,530 --> 00:16:06,530 What? 217 00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:10,950 He says he thinks we're moving too fast and he's not sure he's ready to have a 218 00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:13,670 baby. But he did have a great plan on how to keep our love stronger. 219 00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:15,650 He thinks we should see other people. 220 00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:20,150 Well, everything happens for a reason. 221 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,500 What did you say to him? 222 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:31,280 Oh, I said, baby, date whoever you want, but just get it out of your system by 223 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,160 June 17th because that's when we're getting married. 224 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:41,060 But then he must have gone into a tunnel because the line just cut off. 225 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,660 So I'm going to wait a couple minutes and then call him back. 226 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:50,020 Yeah, take your time, sweetheart. You know, that tunnel leaving L .A. is 227 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:51,020 long. 228 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,020 Why doesn't somebody just tell her Jason bailed? Because. 229 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:02,980 She's in denial. 230 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:07,200 It will be easier for her to slowly figure this out on her own. 231 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,880 It's hard when your first love ends. 232 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,880 I know I must have broken the hearts of a dozen boys. 233 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:20,180 Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts myself. 234 00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:23,900 You'll be like your old man, Max. 235 00:17:26,440 --> 00:17:32,120 you talking about i'm the only girl you ever dated not in front of the boy looks 236 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:36,520 up to me hey 237 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:52,300 check 238 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,680 it out it's the ghetto mary poppins 239 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,540 I miss trying to cheer you up, you dirty little oompa -loompa. 240 00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:10,180 Annie, are you okay? 241 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:11,640 Peachy. 242 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,120 So did anything survive the fire? 243 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,320 Stupid ashtray. Look at that. 244 00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:23,320 This is the handprint I made you in first grade. 245 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,700 It meant more to me when I thought it was an ashtray. 246 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:34,160 phone to call the insurance company insurance is for suckers 247 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:40,940 mom you don't have any insurance george i got tired of throwing away a hundred 248 00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:46,200 bucks a month for nothing so i decided to save it then you must have a pretty 249 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:53,060 good stash in the bank banks are for suckers they charge you all those fees 250 00:18:53,060 --> 00:18:55,380 you know you might as well keep your money in your mattress 251 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,140 Mom, please pay the mattresses up for suckers. 252 00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:03,580 Yep, they sure are. 253 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,940 How much money did you lose? 254 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,140 All of it. 255 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,940 $53 ,000. 256 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:16,480 How did you get that much money in a mattress? 257 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,960 You need at least two people to smash it down. 258 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,010 Busting my ass, I end up with nothing. 259 00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:38,610 I don't have any money, no place to live. 260 00:19:50,430 --> 00:19:52,250 George. Yeah, take it easy up here when you get back. 261 00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:02,350 Your mom. 262 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:06,680 has nowhere to live. We can either take her in or she'll be homeless living on 263 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:07,680 the streets. 264 00:20:14,220 --> 00:20:15,280 Which street? George. 265 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,340 She'll do to her what she did to my dog. 266 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,620 Take her to a strange neighborhood and when she gets out to relieve herself, we 267 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:23,620 take off. 268 00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:27,240 The last thing we see is her confused face lit up by the taillight. She'll be 269 00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,240 like that. 270 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:36,940 I want her here, but it's the right thing to do. 271 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,340 That's easy for you to say. 272 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,840 We're talking about bringing the hell from my childhood into our house. 273 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:45,340 She's already over here every night for dinner. 274 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,040 This is different. This is 24 -7. 275 00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:51,740 You can't deal with her by having three glasses of Chardonnay at dinner. 276 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:53,860 That's right. I see you. 277 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:58,520 Look, we're family. 278 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,920 This is what family does. 279 00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,720 Yeah? What about the Eskimos? 280 00:21:05,660 --> 00:21:08,540 They put their old relatives on an iceberg and push them out to sea. 281 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,120 So the polar bears can get them. 282 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,900 What does that have to do with us? 283 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:17,780 I'm saying that we have options. 284 00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:29,700 So, Mom. 285 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,320 You want to stay with us? 286 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:41,340 What choice do I have? Man, it just keeps getting worse for me. 287 00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:43,800 Hey, you're welcome. 288 00:21:44,660 --> 00:21:47,540 Benny, you want me to make you some breakfast? You must be hungry. 289 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,660 No, thank you, Princess. 290 00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:53,740 I've seen enough burnt things today. 291 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,200 We say it's a family vacation. 292 00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:04,700 We go to Alaska. 293 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,160 We put her in a tuxedo so she looks like a penguin and push her out to sea. 294 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,740 You've seen her walk, Angie. The polar bears will know the difference. 295 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:30,260 For your own safety, now that Grandma Benny's living with us, don't talk to 296 00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:31,260 in the morning. 297 00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:33,580 And don't pet her while she's eating. She'll snap at you. 298 00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:38,100 Morning, Benny. 299 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:39,340 How you holding up? 300 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,080 It's called a brawl. You wouldn't know about it. 301 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,520 That's your new phlegm rooster. 302 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:14,780 Wait for it. 303 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:16,500 Wait for it. 304 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:25,440 Hey, morning. 305 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:27,260 Morning. What's with the can? 306 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:30,440 Oh, I hit the neighborhood to try and raise money for your mom. 307 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:33,400 I told everyone how she'd lost her savings when I... 308 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,100 Yeah, I know. She's not well liked. 309 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,180 I want to send him a Christmas card. 310 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,600 Actually, a whole lot of people signed it. It's more like a petition, wasn't 311 00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:23,160 George, I'm going to be busy shopping. Can you stop by the post office and 312 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,620 change your mom's home address to here? 313 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,800 Why don't I just point to the wanted poster and tell them that number eight 314 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,260 shaved her beard and she's living with us? 315 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,220 Can't they just hold her mail, Angie? She's not going to be with us that long. 316 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,520 Your mom... 317 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,740 She needs us, and we're going to be there for her. 318 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:44,500 I know it's going to be hard, but we're going to have to face the fact that she 319 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:50,280 may be living here for a long, long time. 320 00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:58,020 Man, Benny's got no retirement. She's not getting any younger. 321 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,780 You could be living with your mom forever. 322 00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:02,520 Ooh, that's rough. 323 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,400 How soon are you going to get Benny out of here? 324 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,920 I don't know. 325 00:25:53,020 --> 00:25:54,260 She's been through something pretty traumatic. 326 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,860 It's going to take her a while to get back on her feet. 327 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,720 Maybe a month. 328 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,840 What do you know? 329 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,780 Angie's night sure fits me. 330 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,560 That's not a shake, but that's an unhappy meal. 331 00:26:27,180 --> 00:26:29,060 Carmen, this came for you from Jason. 332 00:26:29,900 --> 00:26:33,220 He's so sweet. I wonder what gift he got me. 333 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,980 This is a picture of me I sent him. 334 00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:43,200 Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 335 00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:47,160 I know you don't want to accept that Jason's moved on, but... 336 00:26:47,450 --> 00:26:49,170 This should make it pretty clear. 337 00:26:49,970 --> 00:26:52,030 Mom, it's so obvious what's going on. 338 00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:53,410 It is to us. 339 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:55,490 But what do you think is going on? 340 00:26:58,210 --> 00:26:59,770 Jason's 3 ,000 miles away. 341 00:27:00,030 --> 00:27:02,290 A picture of me would just make him miss me more. 342 00:27:03,610 --> 00:27:08,130 Sweetheart, if I end up slapping you in your face, it's to help you, not to hurt 343 00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:12,950 you. Look, I don't know why you're so worried about us. When Jason said he'd 344 00:27:12,950 --> 00:27:14,650 love me forever, he meant forever. 345 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,640 When he said that, was your shirt on or off? 346 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:22,420 Upstairs. It matters. 347 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,060 Have you seen my mom? 348 00:27:26,260 --> 00:27:27,360 She's smoking in the yard. 349 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,400 So, Mom, tell me the truth. 350 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,280 It's been a week since your house burned down. 351 00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:36,900 How are you really feeling? 352 00:27:38,020 --> 00:27:40,540 Well, honestly... I knew you'd bounce back. Let's look for apartments. 353 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,280 What? 354 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,220 Are you trying to get rid of me? 355 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:47,710 Is the mother bird trying to get rid of the baby bird when she kicks it out of 356 00:27:47,710 --> 00:27:48,649 the nest? No. 357 00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:49,990 She wants it to get stronger. 358 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:51,710 Or die trying. 359 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,230 Did Angie put you up to this? 360 00:27:55,530 --> 00:27:58,070 She was way too nice to me this last week. 361 00:27:58,270 --> 00:27:59,470 I'm going to sell out my wife. 362 00:28:00,290 --> 00:28:02,010 But yes, she's behind all this. 363 00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:04,490 I knew it. 364 00:28:05,230 --> 00:28:07,370 Come on, Mom, really. How long did you think you were going to stay? 365 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:11,490 I don't know. You know, maybe enough time to save some money, get back on my 366 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,750 feet. Well, today's your lucky day. 367 00:28:14,469 --> 00:28:17,470 Because I got your paycheck and I got you in advance. 368 00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:18,990 Oh, right. 369 00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:22,870 That's a lot of money. 370 00:28:23,010 --> 00:28:24,410 Yeah, come on, get your stuff. Let's look at apartments. 371 00:28:24,810 --> 00:28:26,010 Yeah, why not? 372 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:29,050 And I found a place I think you're gonna love. 373 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,170 It's by a liquor store and a men's shelter. 374 00:28:32,410 --> 00:28:34,750 Huh? Booze and men on their way down? 375 00:28:35,010 --> 00:28:36,390 Tell me it doesn't feel like home, huh? 376 00:28:41,290 --> 00:28:43,550 Hey, Vic, you like your apartment building, right? Oh. 377 00:28:43,980 --> 00:28:44,939 It's fantastic. 378 00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:51,140 There's a gym, a pool, and all the women have rock -hard bodies that were built 379 00:28:51,140 --> 00:28:52,140 for thumbs. 380 00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,720 Great, because I'm taking my mom over there to look at a studio today. No, no, 381 00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:57,499 you cannot. 382 00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,520 There are no vacancies. 383 00:28:58,940 --> 00:29:00,620 But I drove by this morning. I saw a sign. 384 00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:02,000 But drive by this afternoon. 385 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,680 It won't be there. I have to go. 386 00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:13,310 We saw some great apartments today. 387 00:29:13,650 --> 00:29:15,610 George, none of them felt like home. 388 00:29:15,930 --> 00:29:18,250 That's because you haven't added your special touches yet. 389 00:29:18,630 --> 00:29:20,410 You need to spill some beer on the carpet. 390 00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:23,970 Put some claw marks on the headboard. 391 00:29:25,690 --> 00:29:28,530 Maybe we can find a chubby Mexican boy you can ignore for 18 years. 392 00:29:30,510 --> 00:29:34,590 Oh, sorry, Princess. I didn't find any apartments. You're still stuck with me. 393 00:29:34,830 --> 00:29:35,830 What are you talking about? 394 00:29:36,050 --> 00:29:37,370 Oh, you don't have to hide it anymore. 395 00:29:37,890 --> 00:29:40,070 George told me that you want me out of the house. 396 00:29:40,630 --> 00:29:42,280 Yeah. You're all about family. 397 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:50,420 All right, hear me out. 398 00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:53,040 All right, you go. I need time to think. 399 00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:58,720 I have been trying to make her feel welcome here, and you completely 400 00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,780 me. Okay, I got something. 401 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,360 This is my family. 402 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:03,600 Let me handle it. 403 00:30:03,820 --> 00:30:05,860 When we got married, we all became one family. 404 00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:07,280 Oh! 405 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:09,940 Okay, go again. I need more time to think. 406 00:30:11,899 --> 00:30:15,660 Look, when my mom and dad came here from Cuba, they didn't have anything but the 407 00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:19,860 clothes on their backs. And my uncle, who hated my father, took them in for 408 00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:23,260 years. Because that's what families do for each other. 409 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,700 No, that's what Cuban families do. 410 00:30:26,860 --> 00:30:27,799 We're Mexican. 411 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,480 If we don't like a relative, we don't deal with him. 412 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:31,080 Remember my cousin Tuti? 413 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,180 He'd say, I haven't talked to my dad in 17 years. 414 00:30:34,460 --> 00:30:36,320 I'd say, where is he? He's in the living room. 415 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,190 have time to deal with this. 416 00:30:42,430 --> 00:30:46,890 I'm planning a big wedding in Malibu. You need to get over your own issues and 417 00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:50,290 make your mom feel welcome because she's staying here as long as she wants to. 418 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:51,630 Angie. End of discussion. 419 00:30:52,190 --> 00:30:55,630 I told you not in front of my friends. 420 00:30:59,310 --> 00:31:03,070 Hey, you better call 911 because you just got burned. 421 00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:06,430 Yeah, 422 00:31:06,970 --> 00:31:08,970 well, at least I got a woman to yell at me. Back burn. 423 00:31:11,180 --> 00:31:12,880 Truce? Yeah. Done. All right. 424 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,200 So, you ready to hit the driving range? 425 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,540 Yeah, let me get my clothes. 426 00:31:16,900 --> 00:31:19,600 I just need to give your mom a message from Big Jimmy. 427 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,080 Big Jimmy Briscoe the bookie? Yeah. I saw him at Thirsty's last night. He said 428 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:25,600 your mom can't sign over her paycheck. 429 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:27,000 He'll only take cash. 430 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,640 How's the game, Mom? 431 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:40,950 You rooting for anyone in particular? 432 00:31:41,490 --> 00:31:42,489 Nah. 433 00:31:42,490 --> 00:31:43,730 I don't really care. 434 00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:45,870 Yes! 435 00:31:46,010 --> 00:31:47,230 Interceptor! Thank you, Lord! 436 00:31:48,730 --> 00:31:50,210 Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? 437 00:31:50,410 --> 00:31:51,630 Check it out. It's a poker tournament. 438 00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:54,130 Man, that guy just spent all his chips. 439 00:31:54,550 --> 00:31:56,470 You have to be stupid to take that kind of risk. 440 00:31:57,390 --> 00:32:00,190 Unless he's leeching off his son, he doesn't have any real expenses. 441 00:32:02,570 --> 00:32:03,690 So I made a bet. 442 00:32:03,930 --> 00:32:04,930 Big deal. 443 00:32:05,910 --> 00:32:07,230 Could you gamble, Mom? 444 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:10,160 I got you your paycheck. I even got you an advance. 445 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,180 I went out on a limb for you. 446 00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,740 Excuse me for having fun, okay? 447 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,020 But my freaking house just burned down. 448 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:22,620 So maybe I did blow a little money, but as soon as this kid makes this field 449 00:32:22,620 --> 00:32:25,460 goal, I am going to win it all back. Crap! 450 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,360 Who misses a 20 -yard field goal? 451 00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:34,440 You know what, Mom? 452 00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:35,960 I want you out of here. 453 00:32:37,730 --> 00:32:40,990 I'm sorry you lost your house, but I'm not going to let you take advantage of 454 00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:41,990 us. 455 00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:43,490 I'm going to give you money for an apartment. 456 00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:48,950 I can't believe this. You're kicking me out? This check will cover the first and 457 00:32:48,950 --> 00:32:52,790 last month's rent, and I hear Big Jimmy Briscoe's looking for you, so I'll throw 458 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:54,630 an extra $100 in for a hat and a mustache. 459 00:32:58,890 --> 00:32:59,910 Maybe just a hat. 460 00:33:02,070 --> 00:33:03,049 You know what? 461 00:33:03,050 --> 00:33:04,670 I don't need your spinkin' money. 462 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,820 on the plate, and there is no way that this loses. 463 00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:14,320 Okay, Carmen is still in denial. Jason sent her gift back with a letter dumping 464 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,520 her, and she refuses to accept it. 465 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,840 Angie, this is a good thing. 466 00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:22,100 Even if it's based on a total lie, Carmen's happy. 467 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,340 It's like the week you thought we were going to Spain on our honeymoon. 468 00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:29,980 Can you believe it? 469 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,700 Mom's wedding dress almost fits me. 470 00:33:36,430 --> 00:33:38,970 It must be 12 o 'clock because cuckoo, cuckoo. 471 00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:43,290 I'm going to see what it looks like outside because I'm going to have an 472 00:33:43,290 --> 00:33:44,290 wedding. 473 00:33:45,430 --> 00:33:50,810 Will you please talk to your daughter? I can't get through to her. 474 00:33:51,110 --> 00:33:52,110 What makes you think I can? 475 00:33:52,370 --> 00:33:54,850 Because you're blunt and you don't care about people feeling. 476 00:33:56,310 --> 00:33:57,990 It's the only good thing I ever got from my mom. 477 00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:11,210 You look beautiful, honey. 478 00:34:11,949 --> 00:34:13,830 But we need to talk about this letter from Jason. 479 00:34:14,630 --> 00:34:17,570 Oh, it's okay. He just has cold feet about the marriage. The magazines say it 480 00:34:17,570 --> 00:34:18,570 happens all the time. 481 00:34:19,409 --> 00:34:22,370 You know, I think it's more than that. Look, I'm a guy, so I know what he's 482 00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:23,370 trying to say. 483 00:34:24,090 --> 00:34:25,370 Let me translate it for you. 484 00:34:30,330 --> 00:34:32,330 Carmen, the last thing I want to do is hurt you. 485 00:34:33,350 --> 00:34:34,610 That means here comes the hurt. 486 00:34:36,510 --> 00:34:38,090 Both been through a lot of growth and change. 487 00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:41,909 He's tired of you and he's moving on. 488 00:34:42,750 --> 00:34:44,590 But we need to pursue other opportunities. 489 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:48,949 He's met someone else. 490 00:34:50,429 --> 00:34:52,190 And keep our minds open. 491 00:34:55,230 --> 00:34:56,770 She's black or Asian. 492 00:35:00,470 --> 00:35:04,010 I don't know how to say this, but it's over. 493 00:35:06,830 --> 00:35:07,830 It's over. 494 00:35:14,990 --> 00:35:15,990 It's going to be okay. 495 00:35:16,930 --> 00:35:21,270 I can't believe it's really over. What am I going to do without him? Carmen, 496 00:35:21,270 --> 00:35:23,810 can do better than some baseball player who's always going to be on the road. 497 00:35:24,210 --> 00:35:26,590 There are plenty of other guys after you. You're a catch. 498 00:35:27,210 --> 00:35:29,270 I know. What's wrong with him? 499 00:35:31,950 --> 00:35:32,950 I don't know. 500 00:35:33,270 --> 00:35:34,950 Maybe he's a little... What's up? 501 00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:57,460 What the hell? 502 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:10,340 What do you think you're doing? 503 00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:15,320 I was drying my hair in my living room, and now I'm stirring my beans in my 504 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:16,320 kitchen. 505 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:18,500 Mom, you can't live in your car. 506 00:36:18,900 --> 00:36:20,480 Well, you kicked me out. 507 00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:24,100 I gave you a check for an apartment, or did you gamble that away, too? 508 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:27,450 No. I did not. I cashed it and locked it in my glove compartment. 509 00:36:27,650 --> 00:36:32,030 Now, if you will excuse me, please, I'm going to start my house so I can dry my 510 00:36:32,030 --> 00:36:33,290 underwear on the engine block. 511 00:36:34,870 --> 00:36:37,650 Okay, I know what you're doing. You're trying to make me feel guilty. You 512 00:36:37,650 --> 00:36:39,770 feel guilty, George. You owe me. 513 00:36:40,090 --> 00:36:42,950 I brought you into this world, and I didn't have to. 514 00:36:43,730 --> 00:36:46,950 Yeah, I remember you leaning over my crib saying, good night, my little 515 00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:47,950 mistake. 516 00:36:49,270 --> 00:36:51,010 You remember that from when you were a baby? 517 00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:53,290 No, you didn't give me a real bed till I was seven. 518 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:56,910 I was so cramped in there every morning, I woke up with a dead leg. I could 519 00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:58,570 barely catch the bus. I was like, wait up! 520 00:37:00,990 --> 00:37:04,350 After you left my house, you were alive and healthy, okay? 521 00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:05,650 I did my job. 522 00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:08,870 What kind of thanks do I get, huh? I get kicked to the curb. 523 00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:11,730 Hey, living out here is your choice. You're not going to guilt me into 524 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:12,730 you back in the house. 525 00:37:13,950 --> 00:37:15,070 You're probably right. 526 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:18,590 I could never make you feel guilty. 527 00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:25,780 I don't care what people think of me. 528 00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:29,640 Thank you! 529 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:31,680 That's him! 530 00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:41,040 Wake your mama. Her car's on fire. What? 531 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,920 Her car's outside, and it's on fire. 532 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:47,240 God! Where is she, in the living room? No, she's living in her car. 533 00:37:47,540 --> 00:37:48,540 What? 534 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,160 I kicked her out because she was gambling. That's what Mexican families 535 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,320 George! 536 00:37:54,090 --> 00:37:55,350 Me and you are going to put out my mother. 537 00:37:57,870 --> 00:37:58,870 Thanks. 538 00:37:59,790 --> 00:38:03,070 You put the cigarette on the edge of the ashtray and then I left. 539 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:05,770 Did you slam the door? 540 00:38:07,810 --> 00:38:08,810 Damn it. 541 00:38:10,710 --> 00:38:12,750 How does it feel to lose my respect? 542 00:38:13,410 --> 00:38:15,230 Because now you've lost everything. 543 00:38:15,730 --> 00:38:17,330 That's right. You've been served. 544 00:38:23,299 --> 00:38:25,660 Tell me the money that I gave you wasn't in the glove compartment. 545 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,980 Who cares about your money? 546 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:34,340 The last thing I owned in this world just burned up because you wouldn't let 547 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:35,340 live in your house. 548 00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:38,000 Don't blame this on me. I gave you money for an apartment. 549 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,320 I don't want to live in an apartment. What am I going to do there? Sit on my 550 00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:42,960 butt and stare at a TV all day? 551 00:38:43,340 --> 00:38:44,340 That's what you do here. 552 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,120 No, it's different. 553 00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:47,820 There are people around. 554 00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:51,640 I thought you liked living alone. What else would you let your house smell like 555 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:52,640 then? 556 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,140 That just doesn't sound like the party it used to. 557 00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:02,160 You're actually scared. 558 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:04,040 No, I am not. 559 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:05,880 Yeah, you are. 560 00:39:05,980 --> 00:39:09,040 You got the same expression on your face as you do when you get an envelope from 561 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:10,040 the free clinic. 562 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:16,920 Fine, just forget I said anything, all right? I'm just going to grab the rest 563 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,280 my stuff and get out of here. 564 00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:21,360 Okay, I'm just going to get out of here. 565 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:25,120 What could you just say you wanted to be around your family? 566 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,360 Family is just supposed to know things, George. 567 00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:33,240 I mean, when you were crying as a kid, I didn't ask you why you were crying. I 568 00:39:33,240 --> 00:39:34,440 just, I held you. 569 00:39:36,980 --> 00:39:37,980 Too much? 570 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:43,100 Yeah, I remember you holding me, Mom. You were using me as a shield to spray a 571 00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:44,100 beehive. 572 00:39:44,980 --> 00:39:48,660 I was allergic. I thought you weren't. Okay, I was wrong. I'm sorry. 573 00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:52,660 That would have been nice to hear in the hospital when I was breathing through a 574 00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:53,399 coffee straw. 575 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:54,400 Right. 576 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,780 You think I'm a lousy mother and I deserve this. Fine. 577 00:39:58,500 --> 00:39:59,439 I'm gone. 578 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:00,440 Go. 579 00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:02,200 I'm going. 580 00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,280 Bye. 581 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:11,700 Damn! 582 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,740 Trick me. 583 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,900 Hey there, Mr. 584 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:22,240 Snail. 585 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:29,440 At least you've got your house. on your back any room in there 586 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:36,380 for me knock it off mom okay you can live with us well if that's what you 587 00:40:36,380 --> 00:40:38,720 want George you know I'm tired of fighting with you 588 00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:43,940 stupid snail 589 00:40:43,940 --> 00:40:50,840 it's been a long day I'm going to bed I'm gonna crash on the couch you know 590 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,040 came out here tonight. It was the second time in a week I thought you were 591 00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,040 burned alive. 592 00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:59,100 I'm starting to be okay with it.