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Zane, Zane, Zane. Wait, can
you hear this song right now?
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This is, like, my favorite song.
Zane, wait, hold on.
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Wait, shh, seriously.
I'm talking right now.
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Listen, can you hear the song?
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Can you hear...
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If you can hear it, you
should sing along with me.
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It'll be like a duet.
It's super romantic.
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- - Did you hear the song?
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You don't? Well, I think you
should like my singing.
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That's mean of you to say.
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Yeah, I know I got all the words wrong.
I've only heard it once,
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but it's, like, the best.
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No, shut up, I have a
really good voice.
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Hey, Zane?
How do you spell
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"antidisestablishment-
Arianism"?
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I'll never get over it.
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Because it was the sixth
worst day of my life.
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You've seen my list, okay?
I'm never gonna forget that.
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What the... turtle?
Holy...!
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Wow. So, this is your
big birthday surprise?
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Yep. You know, I think
my dad misunderstood
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when I told him I wanted
something "small and sporty."
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Yeah, well, it
definitely is small.
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You know, I had all these dreams
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of packing up the
trunk of my new car
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and driving off to college,
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independent and adventurous
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and in charge of my own destiny.
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Now I'm more likely to get
run over by a semi truck
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before I even hit the suburbs.
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Here, you could use this.
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Is there something
wrong with my hair?
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Uh, no, nope. I just think
you need a little touch-up.
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Oh, yep.
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Like, all up in there, yeah.
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Okay, yeah you... it's better.
Much better.
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- Oh!
- You look good.
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You know, the blue
is pretty, though.
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It's, like, good for your
skin tone, your eyes.
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I'm feeling it.
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- My eyes are brown, though.
- Yeah.
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- Uh-huh.
- That was what I said.
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- Okay.
- Come on, we're gonna be late.
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Okay.
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Here's your brush.
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Came out of nowhere, like
some kind of ninja turtle,
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which I think is where
they got the title from.
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Anyway, if it wasn't for
my fear of retribution
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from animal rights activists, I
would've just mowed the thing down,
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but I made the conscious
decision to, like,
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swerve out of the way
and save its life
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- because I'm a hero.
- Yeah.
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Well, they don't really go over the
whole turtle thing in driver's ed.
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They don't, which is
extremely upsetting to me,
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because it put a serious
dent in my dream
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to be a taxi driver-
slash-male model.
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Dude, that was
never gonna happen.
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- I couldn't be a taxi driver?
- No, I'm sorry.
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On the plus side, a scooter
is super easy to park.
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I guess so.
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- And it's environmentally friendly.
- True, that's good.
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And on the weekends, you can
make Chinese food deliveries.
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- Mmm, okay.
- Specifically to me.
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What...?
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As if my day wasn't bad enough.
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Where is that obnoxious weasel?
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I just don't understand why my
dad won't get me another car.
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It's every teenager's right
to have a car, okay?
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That's in the constitution.
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Thomas Jefferson was
all over that one.
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I'm actually kinda on your
dad's side about this one.
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Because this is like the
third car you've totaled.
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Like everyone hasn't
been through that.
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It's part of learning
how to drive!
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- I've never totaled...
- Whoa. Ahem!
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No. No, no,
no, no, no.
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You know, you can be
arrested for that?
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- Oh, can I?
- Uh-huh.
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Arrested, for committing
this public service?
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This is part of my campus
beautification initiative.
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You can read about it
in my five-step program,
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"how Farrell Bennett
will become president."
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Okay, yeah, you know, if you wanted
to clean this campus, Farrell,
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- you'd leave it.
- I would never leave this campus.
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Did you hear the news? Big Jim is having
a contest. You can win a new car!
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I could win a new car.
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That's what we were just talking about.
It's fate... thank you.
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I don't know who that guy is.
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Bye, friend.
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- We'll finish this later.
- Yes, we will.
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Let's go, Emerson.
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- Uh...
- Okay, em, come on.
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- Emerson.
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Arrested.
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Hey, there!
I'm big Jim!
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Like you don't already know.
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And as always, I'm here
at big Jim's car depot,
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- with my loyal dog, Bo!
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Hey, wave hi there, Bo!
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Now listen up. Here at
big Jim's car depot,
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we feel your pain.
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You're a teenager, and all
you want is a new car.
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Well, how would you
like to win this car?
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It's as simple as putting
your hand on this beauty,
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and then it's all about
who wants it the most.
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The teen who can stand with their
hand on this car the longest
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drives her home.
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If you're between the ages
of 16 and 19, you can enter,
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just text "dreamcar"
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to 06578.
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Don't you get caught sittin'
in the slow Lane for too long.
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You may get left in the dust!
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- Come on, Bo!
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Okay, so I downloaded an app that will
robotext in entries to the contest,
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I've calculated
that by 3:00,
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I'll have entered
1.2 million times.
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- Oh, you're gonna win.
- Oh yeah.
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Wait, dude, this is
the wrong number.
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No, it's not. Maybe it is.
I don't care.
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- It'll get there, okay? I promise.
- Okay.
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Wanna get lunch?
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Therefore, fellow citizens
of these great classrooms,
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I guarantee that if elect...
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Excuse me...
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When elected class president,
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I will endeavor to
eliminate nuclear weapons,
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not only from this campus,
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but from the entire world.
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I will make the
importation of ivory
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illegal in all classrooms
in the upper school.
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And I will negotiate
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a unilateral
cease-fire
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that will effectively end the
war with the junior class.
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And also, I want to reinstate the
soda machines in the cafeteria
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because we don't want no stinkin'
juice boxes anymore, yes!
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- Oh, okay.
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You guys have been great vote
Farrell, not Amy. Thank you.
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Ahem.
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Whoo!
Tell 'em, Amy!
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Not only does my opponent
promise the impossible,
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he promises
the incomprehensible.
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- Love you, girl!
- Elect me as your president,
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and I promise to have
my opponent expelled.
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- Whoo!
- Yes.
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- Yes. Whoo!
- They're announcing the contestants
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for big Jim's dream car contest
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- right now, online!
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- It's mine. It's my phone.
- Let me just see.
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- Hi, I'm Maya.
- And I'm Mia, and together...
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We're MandM.
- And we're here to introduce to you
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all the things you don't
want to miss out on.
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Today, we're giving you an
up close and personal look
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of the totally awesome teens who
have been chosen to be contestants
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in big Jim's dream car contest.
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Let's meet them now.
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Here's contestant number one.
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I am so stoked to be
the first dude chosen.
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I mean, some may question the physical
toughness it takes to compete
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in such a grueling sporting
endeavor, but I say
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your "physical" is my
"metaphysical," man.
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I'm all about the
adrenaline, all right?
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I have outrun avalanches
on my snowboard.
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I have gone ice climbing on
the glaciers of Antarctica.
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And I have fearlessly
surfed alongside
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great white sharks
in South Africa.
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Nothing is too extreme for me.
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If it's got wings or wheels,
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or it could end in sudden death,
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oh, it's got my name
written all over it.
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All right. Keep living
the dream, bros.
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Here's contestant number two.
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Oh, hi, everyone.
It's Sophie here.
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Welcome to my awesome
channel where I clue you in
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on all the latest tips and trends
in the world of beauty and fashion.
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Today, we'll be discussing
the importance of sunscreen.
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But, before I get into that,
though, I want to share
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with all of my thousands of
super close friends out there
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the incredible news that I have
been picked to participate
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in big Jim's dream car contest!
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Now I know,
there are a ton of you
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who are probably thinking,
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"OMG, she's already beautiful
and now she's lucky too?"
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And you may be feeling just
a little bit left out,
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but, not to worry,
I have got you covered.
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As always, I will be
documenting everything
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that happens during the contest,
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on YouTube, Twitter, vine, Instagram,
Snapchat, Pinterest, Wechat,
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Foursquare, Habbo,
Odnoklassniki, Renren,
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and of course, my own website.
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So you'll all be able to go on
this very special journey with me.
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And don't forget to like me.
It lets me know you care.
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So now, on to my
beauty tip of the day.
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Sunscreen. You should
totally wear it.
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Here's contestant number three.
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I'm a three-time
Indy champion.
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I took first place in Daytona
and Talladega in the same day!
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I completed the 24 hours
of Le mans in 22 hours!
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No one's more qualified to win
this competition than me.
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Here's contestant number four.
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Hi.
I'm Lala Zzyzx.
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You know, how in every teen movie
there's that awkward shy girl
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who just needs
a transforming makeover
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so that she can win the affections
of a good-looking, popular boy?
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Well, that's not me.
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My hair may not be as shiny
as yours or my teeth as white
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or my clothes as literally cool.
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You may not invite me to your
parties or even know that I exist.
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But guess what?
I don't care.
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Because I'm smarter than you.
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I'm captain of the science team.
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We're three-time
state champs.
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Oh, you don't think that's cool?
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It's not.
It's freezing,
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as in the formula for
freezing-point depression,
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but you probably don't know that
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because you've been too busy playing
that dumb app with the mad birds,
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an app that I invented, by
the way, when I was nine!
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So you may ignore me
and my friends now,
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but one day when we're
tech billionaires,
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you'll be fetching us coffee
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and picking up our hoodies
from the dry cleaners.
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Winning a car at big Jim's?
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I don't need to be
better-looking, or stronger,
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or tougher, or more
popular than you to win.
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I just need to be me.
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Here's contestant number five.
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Whoo! Colby Mann, defensive end,
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r-r-Roosevelt high!
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My game plan to win
this car is simple.
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I'll use my superior
athletic conditioning
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to send each and every
one of my opponents
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at home on a stretcher
in absolute tears.
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Until I remain
the last one standing
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and I take home
the championship.
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Whoo!
Go Spartans!
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Dude!
I wasn't ready!
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Can we do that again?
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Here's contestant number six.
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I think everyone
should give back.
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It's really our
duty as Americans.
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00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:11,302
Personally, I get up
at 4:00 A.M. every day
243
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,138
to work at the donut shop,
244
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,107
then head to work at the
rock quarry after school.
245
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,076
But... mmm.
246
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,979
But I still find time every
week to volunteer here,
247
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,915
helping out good citizens like Mr.
Adams.
248
00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:27,385
Here you go.
Because...
249
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,954
That's what my dad
taught me to do.
250
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:32,123
He's away fighting in Canada,
251
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:35,860
defending our country,
but he said, "son,
252
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,697
everyone can serve in some way,
253
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:42,033
even if it's just by
serving our fellow man."
254
00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,403
And contestant number seven.
255
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,305
Yeah, yo.
256
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:25,043
Wow, Mia, those sure are
seven lucky teenagers.
257
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:27,846
Wait a second.
Did you say "seven"?
258
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,416
I did say "seven."
259
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:34,185
But there should be
eight contestants.
260
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,355
Well, silly, the eighth
one is a surprise.
261
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,457
They don't even know
they've been picked yet.
262
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:42,827
- From Northside high...
263
00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:44,162
Contestant number eight
264
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:47,065
of big Jim's dream
car contest is...
265
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,134
- Farrell Bennett!
- What?
266
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:50,969
Yes! Oh, yes, I win.
267
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,071
I win, everyone.
268
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:55,006
Thank you so much. I don't
care about this anymore.
269
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,008
I'm gonna win a car!
Yes!
270
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,077
Yes, we did it.
271
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,361
- Ooh!
- It's kinda scary.
272
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,229
It's horrifying.
273
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,933
Look at this, man. This is
where it all goes down.
274
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,067
This is the end of the road.
275
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,435
This is for all the marbles.
276
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,838
This is where we separate
the men from the boys.
277
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,573
This is for the whole
kit and kaboodle.
278
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:32,977
- You make that up?
- No. That's legit.
279
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,512
"Kit and kaboodle." People
say that all the time.
280
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,881
- No.
- Yes.
281
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:38,850
- You don't even know what a kaboodle is.
- It's a...
282
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:42,220
It's a Korean poodle.
A "kaboodle."
283
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,555
Seriously.
You didn't know that?
284
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:46,591
Very aggressive breed of dog.
285
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,560
Really?
286
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,901
- My money's on him to win.
- Thank you, Zane.
287
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,937
Uh-huh,
concussion brain.
288
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,072
I'm gonna spell this out for you
because you probably can't read.
289
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,609
- "F," as in "failure."
290
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:07,045
You know, Dorka, I hear you've been
talking trash about winning this.
291
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,547
Oh, I don't talk trash.
I talk truth.
292
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,417
Words aren't gonna help you
win this competition, babe.
293
00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:15,954
This is all physical,
and I've been trainin'.
294
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:18,156
Really? How do you
train for this?
295
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,226
Well, I've been
standing around a lot.
296
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,032
- 11 hours, 23 minutes.
- What's that?
297
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,367
How long you been
hanging out with your
298
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,369
"doctor who" action
figures last night?
299
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,272
No. That's how long you'll
last in this competition,
300
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,407
according to our
scientific calculations.
301
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,447
Sorry.
It's just like,
302
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,415
he's a football player,
and you're not.
303
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,551
Like, he's used to
physical punishment.
304
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:50,455
I think the last thing you
tackled was a bag of Cheetos.
305
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,323
I carried this cooler.
306
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,927
Oh, look at this guy.
307
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,296
Thinks he's all that.
308
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:00,298
He is all that. He's all
that with a side of fries.
309
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,335
Why's he need a car? He's
already got a motorcycle.
310
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,170
I know, right? He's probably
just getting the car
311
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,673
so he can jump over it on
his stupid motorcycle.
312
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:11,342
Loser.
313
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,412
Dude.
I'm sorry.
314
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:15,914
My money and everything else
315
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:18,650
is on her to win.
Sorry, man.
316
00:15:18,652 --> 00:15:21,986
I forgive you.
It's understandable.
317
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,422
You're the guy
from the cat videos!
318
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,158
Hey, and you're the girl
in the girl videos.
319
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,328
I love rapping cat. I retweet
everything he says, he's so funny.
320
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,964
I don't know where he comes
up with some of that stuff.
321
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,933
Actually, he comes up with
that stuff through me.
322
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,534
Oh. Right.
323
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,503
'Cause he can't type
with his little paws.
324
00:15:38,505 --> 00:15:39,938
And he can't rap either,
325
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:43,174
because, you know, he's a cat?
326
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,076
Right.
327
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:47,312
Why isn't he here?
328
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:51,316
Because he's at
home, being a cat.
329
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,117
I see you've got your entourage.
330
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,720
Oh, that's a crazy cat lady.
331
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:58,156
She follows me everywhere.
332
00:15:58,158 --> 00:15:59,624
She wants to meet
the rapping cat,
333
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,694
but I'm afraid she
wants to eat him.
334
00:16:02,696 --> 00:16:06,030
Well, as far as I'm concerned,
any fan is a good fan.
335
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:09,067
Speaking of fans, where
are your supporters?
336
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,035
I have all the friends
I need right here.
337
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:17,141
- Well, good luck.
- You too. Oh... okay.
338
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,210
Hi! Oh.
339
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,446
All right, I gotta
go set up camp.
340
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,414
- Gotta represent, buddy, okay?
- Gotta represent!
341
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:25,616
All right, you gotta win one
for all the semi-intelligent,
342
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,518
moderately handsome
guys out there.
343
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,720
They need me as their leader.
344
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,288
- Be the leader!
- Be the leader!
345
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,090
- Be the leader!
- Meditate, meditate.
346
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,227
- You got it.
- I'm ready.
347
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,228
- You got it.
- Okay. Don't drop that.
348
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,329
All right.
349
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,298
- I miss you.
- Miss you too.
350
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,003
Hey, you're Farrell, right?
351
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:47,605
- Contestant number eight.
- Yeah.
352
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,208
You must be Chris, right?
Number seven.
353
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,044
Actually, I'm number one. Or
I will be when this is over.
354
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:58,249
Just messing with you, man.
355
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,386
Actually, you know, I'm kind
of pulling for all of us.
356
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,454
We all deserve to win.
Just that...
357
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:07,125
Maybe some of us deserve it a
little bit more than others?
358
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,428
Are you messing with me again?
359
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,429
I can't really tell when
you're being serious.
360
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,631
Oh, look at her.
361
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,434
Beautiful, isn't she?
362
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,735
I don't know.
363
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,138
Kind of like in a
Kardashian way, I guess?
364
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:22,373
She's not really my type,
though, but like I see how...
365
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,610
Oh, no.
Not her.
366
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,378
Her.
367
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,083
Oh, my goodness.
368
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,481
You... are...
369
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,349
A total...
370
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:08,252
Loser!
371
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,788
Seriously, tool,
get out of my car.
372
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:14,092
Your car?
373
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:16,194
Unless you came here
with a checkbook today,
374
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,762
this ain't your car.
375
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:21,165
No, no, I'm not gonna...
Not gonna buy a car.
376
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,600
I'm gonna win one.
It turns out,
377
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,203
"gameninjaking4.0"
didn't realize
378
00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,839
he actually had to leave his
house to be in the contest.
379
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:30,141
So they had to draw
for a replacement...
380
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,576
- No.
- And guess...
381
00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:33,744
- No!
- Who they picked.
382
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,713
- No!
383
00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,519
Ah! How do I look with the car?
Good, right?
384
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,621
What do you think, huh?
385
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,424
What are you doing?
386
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,393
I'm just testing out the waters.
387
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,562
Look, I'm already athletic
and good-looking.
388
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:54,332
All I need now is a cool car
and I can get any girl I want.
389
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:55,633
Really? That's why
you want the car?
390
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,869
So you can score chicks?
391
00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:00,238
That's the only reason any
guy wants a car like this,
392
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,673
'cause a girl finds a guy more
attractive if he drives a nice car.
393
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,208
And that's a scientific fact.
394
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,910
Am I right?
395
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:08,513
So "scientifically" speaking,
396
00:19:08,515 --> 00:19:11,482
what kind of car does a girl need
to drive to get a guy's attention?
397
00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:15,286
A guy could care less
what car a girl drives.
398
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:16,888
We only care about the
way that you look.
399
00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:18,589
That's not a scientific fact.
400
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,425
That's biology.
Am I right?
401
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,364
That is so neanderthal of you.
402
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,932
And why do you want the car?
403
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,201
Because I want to prove
that a strong mind
404
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,470
is more powerful
than a strong body.
405
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:35,940
So this contest is just a
science experiment for you?
406
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,909
It's as good a reason as any other.
Why do you want the car?
407
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:39,544
I'm using this contest to boost
408
00:19:39,546 --> 00:19:41,946
my social media profile.
Same with Jerome.
409
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,516
Yo, I just want to be able to do something
without a cat for once, you know?
410
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:49,253
Okay, does anyone actually want
the car just to have the car?
411
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,889
I do. I want it so I can jump
over it on my motorcycle.
412
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,858
I knew it! I knew it, dude!
Do you remem...
413
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,893
Oh, you weren't there when
I said that, I'm sorry.
414
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,795
Okay, so you don't
even need the car?
415
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:01,299
- That doesn't seem fair.
- Fair?
416
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,401
Oh, we're talking about fair
stuff now, are we, Amy?
417
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,236
Your dad's rich.
418
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,772
You could buy any car you want.
Why are you here?
419
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:10,808
Just because she's rich
doesn't mean she can't win.
420
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,777
We all have our reasons
for being here.
421
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,613
Yeah, what's yours? You want
to donate the car to charity
422
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,948
so you can, like, save
a handicapped whale
423
00:20:16,950 --> 00:20:19,550
or an underprivileged
puma or something?
424
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,586
Actually i...
I wanted the car
425
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,455
so I could sell it and pay for
my mom's kidney transplant,
426
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,591
before it's too late.
427
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,760
I'm just kidding!
428
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,864
- My mom is fine!
- That's a horrible joke.
429
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,733
I just wanted the car to give it
to her so she didn't have to walk
430
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,769
to her job as a janitor
at the prison every day.
431
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:41,872
It's 15 miles each way,
432
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,508
and it gets cold in the winter.
433
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,477
- Hi, I'm Maya.
- And I'm Mia
434
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,412
- and together...
- We're MandM.
435
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,714
And we're here at big Jim's
436
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:51,449
for the start of
his dream car contest.
437
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,917
As you can see, all of
the lucky contestants
438
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,885
are already here
surrounding the car.
439
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,722
If I were them, I'd be sitting
down as much as I could right now.
440
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,557
That's because you tend
to be a little bit lazy
441
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,459
and let other people
do the work for you.
442
00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,427
Let's say hi!
443
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:04,996
Here we have Jerome Bryant.
444
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,398
You all know him as the
man behind rapping cat.
445
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,800
Literally, he's the guy who
stands behind rapping cat.
446
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,470
And then we have none other
than Sophie Jackson,
447
00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:14,372
- Internet sensation.
- Maya: Aw!
448
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,742
She's almost as pretty in
person as she is online.
449
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:21,612
- Then we have Klyde Kosar.
- And Colby Mann,
450
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,048
our stud muffin athletes.
451
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,450
I love athletes.
They're so athletic.
452
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,852
- Call me So do I, although
453
00:21:27,854 --> 00:21:31,522
a few more sit-ups
wouldn't kill you, Colby.
454
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,292
And then we have all the rest.
455
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:37,628
Big honor to be here.
456
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:39,563
- Do you hear that?
- Hear what?
457
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,866
The sound of dreams
about to come true?
458
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,469
It's big Jim!
459
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,673
Hey there! Hello!
460
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:50,975
How you doing? Hey there,
good to see you, pardner.
461
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,537
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, hi, everybody!
462
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,514
Welcome to my car depot!
463
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:58,582
It's great havin' you here,
I was just telling Bo.
464
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,786
It's like having a family over
for a barbecue, ain't it, Bo?
465
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,689
We should be servin' hot dogs
or something, shouldn't we?
466
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,525
No, no, no, we ain't...
467
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:08,859
We ain't here
for hot dogs today.
468
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,928
- We here for hot rods.
- All right!
469
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:14,699
We are here for that
magnificent machine.
470
00:22:14,701 --> 00:22:18,102
Ain't she a beauty? And one
of you beautiful youngsters
471
00:22:18,104 --> 00:22:22,106
is gonna take that
car home very soon.
472
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,408
Or maybe not so soon?
Who knows?
473
00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:25,976
We may be here a few hours,
474
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,479
we may be here a few weeks.
I don't know.
475
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:30,614
But before we get started,
476
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:34,618
I do have to tell you a few
things that I am legally bound
477
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,355
to communicate
in your direction.
478
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,857
So, girls?
479
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,692
Participation in this contest
480
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,028
can result in,
but is not limited to,
481
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:46,030
swelling in the feet
and lower legs,
482
00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:47,565
numbness in the hands,
483
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,567
confusion, dizziness,
indigestion,
484
00:22:49,569 --> 00:22:50,935
severe constipation,
485
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,037
nausea and vomiting,
muscle aching,
486
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,373
neck pain, sleeplessness,
sudden vision loss,
487
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,875
deep vein thrombosis
and in some cases,
488
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:01,645
spontaneous combustion and sudden death.
Good luck!
489
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:03,581
Well, whoa, whoa,
whoa, there, girls,
490
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,983
nobody's gonna die, okay?
491
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:09,720
Maybe from happiness, but not from
standing around for a few hours.
492
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,555
Thank you, girls.
493
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:14,392
Anyways, I can tell what
you all are thinkin'.
494
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,060
You're thinkin', "I'm
just standin' here now.
495
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,895
Why don't we get
this thing goin'?"
496
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,798
Well, there are a few things
that you need to know
497
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,466
before we start.
498
00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:25,503
First off, you will get one
499
00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,171
10-minute break
every two hours
500
00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,407
at the top of the hour.
501
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:32,143
Now you can eat, drink
or pee, I don't care.
502
00:23:32,145 --> 00:23:35,479
Just as long as you're back in
time, 'cause if you're not,
503
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:37,982
you're out!
Okay?
504
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,550
And when you hear this sound...
505
00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:46,157
Ooh, that means that someone's
time here has come to an end.
506
00:23:46,159 --> 00:23:50,060
Next, do not
under any circumstances
507
00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:54,064
lift your hand off the car,
except for on a break.
508
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,201
If you lift your hand
even the teeniest,
509
00:23:57,203 --> 00:24:00,671
Li-ttlest bit...
510
00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,440
You're out!
511
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,141
And next, no sittin'.
512
00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:07,545
Just stand there with
your hand on the car.
513
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,847
It's as simple as that.
514
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,950
Last man... or woman...
Standing
515
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:16,587
wins that magnificent machine.
516
00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:18,222
And one last thing.
517
00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:21,492
You are all on the honor system.
518
00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:25,129
If you see any of your fellow
contestants lift their hand,
519
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,998
you are obligated to report it.
520
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:32,002
But to avoid any kind
of moral conundrum,
521
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:36,006
two of you have to see it
for it to be official.
522
00:24:36,008 --> 00:24:38,709
Helps keep things
on the up-and-up.
523
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,845
Are we clear?
524
00:24:40,847 --> 00:24:42,580
- Everybody ready?
525
00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,817
Good luck.
526
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,719
Girls, count 'em down.
527
00:24:48,721 --> 00:24:52,256
Ten, nine, eight,
528
00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:55,659
seven, six, five,
529
00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:58,729
four, three, two,
530
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:00,164
one, go!
531
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,967
Dude, whoa.
Are you okay?
532
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:12,169
How can they expect us to do this, man?
We're just kids.
533
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:19,877
Oh, this is so brutal.
534
00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:22,179
I don't know how much
longer I can last.
535
00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:24,615
Hang in there, man.
Just breathe.
536
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,720
I can't see.
537
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:32,156
I can't breathe!
538
00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:35,025
I can't feel...
I can't feel my legs!
539
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:51,308
Okay, two people
saw that, right?
540
00:26:52,712 --> 00:26:56,013
It was 11 minutes, 23 seconds.
541
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,915
Not 11 hours, 23 minutes.
542
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,750
If this would've been
a Mathcathalon,
543
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:02,720
that would've
cost us everything.
544
00:27:02,722 --> 00:27:04,722
Would you look at that?
545
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,124
Kids these days, huh?
546
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:11,128
With their world wide web
and their "on demand."
547
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:14,698
Just ain't willin' to put
in the time, are they?
548
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:17,267
Bo, why don't you go clean
up that big, gold mess, huh?
549
00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:23,707
11 minutes. That's sad.
That's sad.
550
00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:25,376
That's just sad right there.
551
00:27:25,378 --> 00:27:28,946
A tragic turn of events today
as Colby Mann collapsed
552
00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:31,382
and died mere moments
into the contest.
553
00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:34,752
- I'm not dead. He
will be dearly missed.
554
00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:43,193
One down, six to go, ha.
555
00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:46,230
Do you ever do anything in
life without posting it?
556
00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,399
The real question is,
if I don't post it,
557
00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:52,236
- did it ever really happen?
558
00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:54,304
Well, things certainly have
559
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,774
picked up around here,
haven't they, huh?
560
00:27:56,776 --> 00:28:00,778
I got a feeling this contest
may just work out for us.
561
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,379
You know what I'm gonna do?
562
00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:04,281
I'm gonna go sell me some cars.
563
00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:07,785
Bo, why don't you go
fetch some brochures?
564
00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,453
Aw, come on, big guy.
565
00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:12,322
I wasn't tryin' to
be disrespectful.
566
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,791
You know what?
You look tired.
567
00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:15,259
Why don't you just
take a load off?
568
00:28:15,261 --> 00:28:17,194
Sit, boy!
Sit!
569
00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:21,098
Aw, come on, now!
It's just a joke.
570
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,933
You don't have to actually sit.
571
00:28:22,935 --> 00:28:24,835
Stay.
572
00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:26,370
Stay... stay!
573
00:28:26,372 --> 00:28:29,306
Oh, come on now. I'm just
playin' with you, Bo.
574
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,008
Huh? Let's
talk this out.
575
00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:33,110
Speak!
Speak, good boy!
576
00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:37,981
It's been one hour
and 58 minutes,
577
00:28:37,983 --> 00:28:40,818
and this contest has gone
from friendly to fierce,
578
00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:42,286
from chummy to cutthroat.
579
00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:44,755
From serene to...
580
00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:46,924
To... to...
581
00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:49,159
- What's an "s" word?
- "Stupid."
582
00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:51,261
You're looking for a word
that starts with an "s."
583
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:53,363
It's not that hard, sister.
584
00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:05,776
Oh, two in a row.
585
00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:07,478
I don't know what's
going on between you two,
586
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,147
but we're already in
a competition, okay?
587
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:12,249
- We don't need another.
- Seriously.
588
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,284
You guys aren't trending at all.
589
00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:16,854
I've posted like five things about
you and you have zero likes.
590
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:18,322
It's kinda sad.
591
00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:20,991
Okay, first of all, there's
no competition here.
592
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:22,860
At least not from my side.
593
00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:24,895
She's competing with me,
but she just always has.
594
00:29:24,897 --> 00:29:26,430
Oh, really?
Is that right?
595
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,866
Yes, that is right. It all
started when we were six,
596
00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:31,802
and you just swooped in out
of nowhere and stole my crown
597
00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,804
- for the...
- The what?
598
00:29:36,142 --> 00:29:38,275
At the junior sunburst
beauty pageant.
599
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,078
Yeah, because that
pageant was for girls.
600
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,313
That was never specifically
defined in the rulebook!
601
00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:45,983
Okay, well, how about the time
that you joined the girl scouts,
602
00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:47,918
just to prove you could
sell more cookies than me.
603
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,420
Yeah, and I did sell more cookies
than you, and you cried.
604
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,322
I did not. He's lying.
I did not.
605
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,458
Middle school. How you
convinced our basketball coach
606
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,494
to make you center
instead of me.
607
00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:01,064
Well, it's not my fault you
hadn't hit puberty yet.
608
00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:03,367
Ninth grade, how you challenged
me in the spelling bee,
609
00:30:03,369 --> 00:30:05,469
and that whole
competition was fixed
610
00:30:05,471 --> 00:30:07,104
- - for you to win,
and you know that.
611
00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:09,106
"Fixed?" If by "fixed," you mean
612
00:30:09,108 --> 00:30:10,474
you actually had to
know your vowels,
613
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:13,377
then yes, everybody,
it was fixed.
614
00:30:13,379 --> 00:30:15,245
You know what?
615
00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:16,880
By the way, I do know
how to spell a word.
616
00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:18,115
It's a hard one. Let's
see if I can do it.
617
00:30:18,117 --> 00:30:20,484
"Amy," b-r-a-t.
"Amy."
618
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,553
Aw, that is the cutest thing.
619
00:30:22,555 --> 00:30:24,388
Have you been practicing with
your alphabet soup again?
620
00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:26,423
You know what, you are
just so salty right now,
621
00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,892
because someone failed
a class this year!
622
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,894
- It was P.E.
- Yeah, who fails gym?
623
00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:33,397
I failed because I
refused to participate
624
00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,566
in a potentially life-threatening
sporting activity!
625
00:30:35,568 --> 00:30:39,036
- Ping-pong?
- Yeah! Okay, ping-pong!
626
00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:41,405
Thousands of people die each
year from playing ping-pong!
627
00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:45,008
Oh, you googled that, Amy,
because that is a lie!
628
00:30:55,855 --> 00:30:57,421
Oh, I just...
"googleable.
629
00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:59,289
Google that, why don't
you, Amy?" Ooh!
630
00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:02,392
Oh, I cannot stand that
obnoxious little jerk!
631
00:31:02,394 --> 00:31:04,528
He just knows how to push every
single one of my buttons.
632
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:06,230
Every last one!
633
00:31:06,232 --> 00:31:08,165
It's like he's this
sniper that's just
634
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:10,601
picking off all of these
pieces of my soul.
635
00:31:10,603 --> 00:31:13,303
Get out of my chair. I'm
mad and I need a friend.
636
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:19,309
She is the most annoying,
637
00:31:19,311 --> 00:31:21,445
self-centered
person who has ever
638
00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,280
walked on the face
of this planet.
639
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,282
I have had to deal with him
since the first grade.
640
00:31:25,284 --> 00:31:26,950
Year after year,
641
00:31:26,952 --> 00:31:30,053
for 11 years, Emerson, 11!
642
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,322
- Scone?
- Please.
643
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:35,158
You know what she's like?
644
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,061
She's like this little worm
645
00:31:38,063 --> 00:31:41,398
that's burrowed its
way into my my mind,
646
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,233
and she's just eating away at it
647
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:46,303
with her mindless,
endless chatter.
648
00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:48,405
Yeah.
649
00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,441
Um, who are we talking about?
650
00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,911
- Amy!
- Oh, Amy?
651
00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:57,447
I like Amy.
She's not that bad.
652
00:31:57,449 --> 00:32:00,484
Not so bad? She's the
definition of bad!
653
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:02,185
B-a-d. The "a" stands for "Amy."
654
00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:04,688
See that?
I know my vowels!
655
00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:07,457
I am beginning to think that
his only reason for existence
656
00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:10,060
is to torture me, because
there doesn't seem to be
657
00:32:10,062 --> 00:32:13,397
any other evolutionary reason
as to why he is on this planet.
658
00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,632
Well, at least he's not
too bad to look at.
659
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:19,636
You know, he's got that kinda
tall, cute hair thing.
660
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,672
I'm just saying, all right?
If you have to stand
661
00:32:21,674 --> 00:32:24,374
around someone for that long,
it helps that they're cute.
662
00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,979
Oh, my gosh.
Is the world ending?
663
00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:31,281
Because you calling him "cute" is like
the third sign of the apocalypse.
664
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:34,685
- Jam?
- Thank you.
665
00:32:34,687 --> 00:32:37,721
Ooh, elderberry.
I love elderberry.
666
00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:40,023
- It's so good.
- So good, right?
667
00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:43,126
- Delicious, oh.
- What was I saying?
668
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,728
Oh, yeah, I was
talking about how much
669
00:32:44,730 --> 00:32:47,297
I hate Farrell Bennett.
670
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:49,399
What are we gonna do? I
cannot stand her anymore.
671
00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:52,636
Whiz me.
Uh-huh.
672
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:54,972
We have to figure out a
way to take him out.
673
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:59,142
- Clotted cream?
- Clotted cream?
674
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,310
You think of everything.
675
00:33:00,312 --> 00:33:01,445
I try.
676
00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:03,480
Well, you know what they say.
677
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,349
Anyhow, you know what they say.
678
00:33:05,351 --> 00:33:08,318
The way to get a woman
is through her heart.
679
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:11,088
The way to get to a man
is through his stomach.
680
00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:13,256
- Well, they are right.
- Oh, my gosh, you're right.
681
00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:14,992
- They do say that.
- Yeah, they do.
682
00:33:14,994 --> 00:33:18,228
- I just got an idea.
- I have an idea.
683
00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:20,630
I need my phone. I need my phone!
I'm a genius.
684
00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:23,000
- But I'm gonna need your help.
- Okay, I'm in.
685
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:29,473
See?
I knew it.
686
00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:31,408
Little miss type a, going
to the car already.
687
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:33,143
I guarantee she just wants
to be the first one there
688
00:33:33,145 --> 00:33:35,145
to prove how perfect
she is to everyone.
689
00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:37,447
How much time is left
on the clock, chief?
690
00:33:37,449 --> 00:33:41,251
Um, looks like you got about...
691
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:42,619
10 seconds.
692
00:33:52,131 --> 00:33:54,164
Ten, nine...
693
00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,033
- Thanks, dude.
- Eight, seven,
694
00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:59,169
six, five, four,
695
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:02,506
three, two, one...
696
00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,174
No!
697
00:34:04,176 --> 00:34:06,610
- He made it.
- Ooh, how awkward.
698
00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:19,689
Hey, everyone!
It's Sophie here.
699
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:22,559
It's been seven hours and there
are still seven of us left!
700
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:25,529
Honestly, it hasn't been as hard
as I thought it was gonna be.
701
00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:28,165
I mean, I waited four times as
long in line for the new iPhone.
702
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,133
Okay, well,
703
00:34:30,135 --> 00:34:31,401
I'll update you guys when the
next one bites the dust.
704
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:32,803
Until then, hugs and kisses.
705
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,242
I always get more attention
when I do the kiss at the end.
706
00:34:39,244 --> 00:34:40,577
- People like that.
- Is that really
707
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,145
what you want to be
known for, though?
708
00:34:42,147 --> 00:34:43,613
Talkin' about
yourself on camera?
709
00:34:43,615 --> 00:34:45,482
It's not about
what you're known for,
710
00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,184
it's about being known at all.
711
00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:48,752
I mean, we all want
people to know we exist.
712
00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:51,555
I don't. I don't care if
anybody knows I exist.
713
00:34:51,557 --> 00:34:53,623
Of course you do.
714
00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:56,293
That's why you look
the way you do.
715
00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:58,528
That's why you enter all
those brainiac competitions.
716
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:01,465
I mean, everything about you
screams "look how smart I am!"
717
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:04,701
I mean, it's not like you're
hiding in a laboratory somewhere.
718
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:07,471
I just want to share my
knowledge with people.
719
00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:09,306
Yeah, we all want
to share something.
720
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,508
I mean, Jerome
has his cat thing,
721
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:15,212
and Klyde jumps through, like,
flaming hoops or something.
722
00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:17,681
We all just want the world
to know that we're here.
723
00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:19,783
Think I'm with Lala on this one.
724
00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:21,818
I'm not like that at all. I
don't even have social media.
725
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:23,587
Oh. Well,
you're just weird.
726
00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:26,189
All you care about is
that Amy knows you exist.
727
00:35:26,191 --> 00:35:28,158
- Amy?
- Mm-hmm.
728
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,359
That's not even kind of true.
729
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:31,461
Oh, okay, yeah. Okay.
730
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:34,431
Why are you laughing?
It's the same with you.
731
00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:36,766
What?
No, come on.
732
00:35:36,768 --> 00:35:39,569
- It's actually kinda true.
- Yeah, sorry, but it's true.
733
00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:43,140
See? We all want someone
to know we exist.
734
00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:07,664
Mmm.
735
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:11,168
You done good,
Emerson. Mmm.
736
00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:12,702
- Hey.
- Hey.
737
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:14,804
Hey.
What's up?
738
00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:17,307
Just makin' some brownies.
739
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:19,576
Here. This one's
for you.
740
00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:22,846
For me?
Wow, thanks.
741
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:30,220
- Yeah.
- Oh, my gosh.
742
00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,656
Hey, I mean, just because Amy
and Farrell can't get along,
743
00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:35,892
- doesn't mean we can't.
- I totally agree.
744
00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:39,229
You know, as a peace offering,
745
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:41,598
I think I should make a
brownie for Farrell too.
746
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,934
- Really?
- Yeah.
747
00:36:43,936 --> 00:36:47,504
- You're so nice.
- I know.
748
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:48,872
Hey, could you get me some
more chocolate chips?
749
00:36:48,874 --> 00:36:50,874
I think they're down
there in my basket.
750
00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:52,576
Yeah!
751
00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:56,446
Could you do it now?
752
00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:57,814
- Oh, you want 'em now?
- Yeah, yeah.
753
00:36:57,816 --> 00:37:00,517
- Okay, cool, man.
- Yeah, cool.
754
00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,524
Eh.
There we go.
755
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,228
- I got 'em.
- Oh, cool.
756
00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:18,969
Are you wearing my shirt?
757
00:37:18,971 --> 00:37:20,537
No, this is my shirt.
758
00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:22,439
Well, it looks a
lot like my shirt.
759
00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:24,741
- You mean the one you're wearing?
- What?
760
00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:29,279
Oh.
761
00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:48,665
Who is that?
762
00:37:48,667 --> 00:37:49,866
That's Jack Guthrie,
763
00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:51,401
the most popular,
best-looking,
764
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,436
most attractive guy
at Northside high.
765
00:37:53,438 --> 00:37:54,938
How do you know who he is? You
don't even go to our school.
766
00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:56,539
It's Jack Guthrie!
You think you can keep
767
00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:58,508
a guy who looks like
that all to yourself?
768
00:37:58,510 --> 00:38:00,910
Psst. Psst!
769
00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:10,353
- Hey, Amy.
- Hi, Jack.
770
00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:13,523
Would you accept this rose?
771
00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:14,758
You know, I've been thinking.
772
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,660
The prom is just
around the corner.
773
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:19,663
- In five months.
- In five months.
774
00:38:19,665 --> 00:38:23,333
And I was wondering, well, if
you don't have any other plans,
775
00:38:23,335 --> 00:38:24,801
you'd maybe like to go with me.
776
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:29,472
What...?
Wait, me?
777
00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,441
Oh, my gosh!
778
00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:33,476
Yeah, yeah, of course!
I'd love that.
779
00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,916
Great!
Well, let's go.
780
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:41,685
Um, but it's in five months.
781
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,589
Well, I'm sure you need
to pick out a dress
782
00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:48,358
and do your hair
and all that stuff,
783
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,360
so we should probably just,
you know, get going.
784
00:38:50,362 --> 00:38:52,095
I'll go with you right now.
785
00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,930
- I'll go anywhere with you.
- I'm sorry.
786
00:38:53,932 --> 00:38:56,599
It can't be you. I'm
supposed to ask her.
787
00:38:56,601 --> 00:38:58,435
You're supposed...?
788
00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:03,606
Who told you to ask me?
789
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:06,476
No one.
Just take my hand
790
00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:08,445
and we'll be on our way.
791
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:14,884
Seriously? This is
the best you can do?
792
00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:17,887
You thought by dangling some
shiny object in front of me
793
00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,789
I would be tempted
to leave the contest?
794
00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:25,095
Question, do you have
any self-respect?
795
00:39:25,097 --> 00:39:27,764
- Not really.
- Okay, yeah. Thought so.
796
00:39:27,766 --> 00:39:31,468
Nice try, Farrell!
Better luck next time.
797
00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:38,775
What was that?
798
00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:41,478
I told you to ask her
on a date, today!
799
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,913
Not to prom in five months!
800
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,648
You think I'm giving you 200
bucks for that performance
801
00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:47,784
of a lifetime, you got
another think coming, pal.
802
00:39:47,786 --> 00:39:49,986
Well, you still owe me 50 bucks.
803
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,921
- For what?
- My appearance fee.
804
00:39:51,923 --> 00:39:54,057
Oh, and $18.95
for the roses.
805
00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:59,729
Keep the change.
Buy a brain!
806
00:40:04,603 --> 00:40:06,636
Hey, miss congeniality!
807
00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,805
It's not a beauty competition.
808
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:14,744
If it was a beauty competition,
there'd be no competition.
809
00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:17,447
You know, you could be
pretty if you wanted to.
810
00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:18,915
So you're saying I'm not pretty?
811
00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,583
Oh, no.
Let me rephrase.
812
00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:24,120
You could be prettier
if you wanted to.
813
00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:25,955
What if I don't want to, okay?
814
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:29,826
What if I'm fine
just the way I am?
815
00:40:29,828 --> 00:40:31,828
I think you're afraid
of being pretty.
816
00:40:31,830 --> 00:40:33,596
I think you're afraid of
the attention you'd get.
817
00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:34,864
- That's not true.
- Isn't it?
818
00:40:34,866 --> 00:40:36,900
I mean, you hide
behind your brains,
819
00:40:36,902 --> 00:40:39,569
and you let your hair grow out
like an over-fertilized chia pet
820
00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:40,770
and you dress like a boy,
821
00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,605
and not even a cute one.
822
00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:44,507
I mean, if you just changed
a few little things,
823
00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:46,389
everyone could see how
beautiful you really are.
824
00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:52,081
I don't need to be beautiful, okay?
I'm smart.
825
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:54,751
But why can't you be both?
826
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,120
- Step into my office.
- So surprisingly strong.
827
00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:01,724
Dude, how's it goin'?
828
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,163
Is this really all we have left?
829
00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:10,767
What kind of Sherpa are you?
830
00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:12,669
How about a brownie?
831
00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:15,038
A brownie?
Zane!
832
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,041
I love brownies.
This is... oh.
833
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:22,045
- This is so good!
- I know, it's so good.
834
00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:27,684
Oh!
835
00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:31,087
I want you to have these.
836
00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:35,091
Token of my appreciation. I
appreciate you, you know that?
837
00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:38,194
- You got these for me?
- For you.
838
00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:40,263
- Thank you, man.
- Mm-hmm.
839
00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:43,633
That makes me feel so special.
840
00:41:43,635 --> 00:41:45,502
You are.
841
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:49,205
And so is this brownie.
Well done.
842
00:41:55,180 --> 00:41:57,213
Oh, I'm in such a good mood now.
843
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:58,848
Thank you, I really needed this.
844
00:41:58,850 --> 00:42:00,183
- Okay.
- I really needed this. All right.
845
00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:01,618
- Go kill it, buddy.
- I'm gonna win.
846
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:03,286
Go get us a car!
847
00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:08,057
You look amazing!
848
00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:11,995
- I feel amazing.
- Ooh.
849
00:42:11,997 --> 00:42:14,664
Yeah, this should fit you.
You have to try it on.
850
00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:16,032
How many clothes did you bring?
851
00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,534
Oh, I brought
my entire wardrobe.
852
00:42:17,536 --> 00:42:19,135
Okay, I'll give
you some privacy.
853
00:42:19,137 --> 00:42:21,871
It's time to show the
world the real Lala...
854
00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,007
Whatever your last name is!
855
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:27,243
Zzyzx!
Nobody ever gets that.
856
00:42:30,815 --> 00:42:34,250
Oh, that's good.
857
00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:37,253
- Hey, where's Lala?
- I don't know.
858
00:42:37,255 --> 00:42:41,157
- Who's that?
- Is that her?
859
00:42:56,808 --> 00:42:58,608
Wait, what?
860
00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:00,276
It can't be. I know
that I'm not late.
861
00:43:00,278 --> 00:43:02,045
I just checked
the time on my phone.
862
00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:03,613
I mean, I
double-check...
863
00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:07,717
You!
864
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,152
You changed the time on my phone
865
00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:10,587
so that I wouldn't
get back here in time!
866
00:43:10,589 --> 00:43:12,889
All I did was give
you a makeover.
867
00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:15,224
You look amazing, by the way.
868
00:43:15,226 --> 00:43:16,759
I look like you!
869
00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:19,829
Yeah. Like I said,
you look amazing.
870
00:43:19,831 --> 00:43:21,731
How could you?
871
00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:24,834
You know, I thought that for
a minute, we were friends.
872
00:43:24,836 --> 00:43:26,736
No, we could still be friends.
873
00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:29,372
I'll pick you up in my car when
I win, and we can go shopping.
874
00:43:29,374 --> 00:43:31,674
I'm sorry to interrupt,
little lady,
875
00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:34,811
but I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
876
00:43:34,813 --> 00:43:37,747
It's over for you.
877
00:43:37,749 --> 00:43:40,049
I won't forget this.
878
00:44:01,339 --> 00:44:05,008
You may have outsmarted me
but I am smarter than you!
879
00:44:05,010 --> 00:44:07,910
Oh, you just wait.
You'll regret this!
880
00:44:07,912 --> 00:44:12,115
You are gonna rue the day you
ever messed with Lala Zzyzx!
881
00:44:15,420 --> 00:44:18,955
Ooh-whee!
I'm gonna miss her, huh?
882
00:44:18,957 --> 00:44:22,191
- She's a feisty one.
- She looked good, though.
883
00:44:27,399 --> 00:44:29,732
You okay, man?
884
00:44:29,734 --> 00:44:33,036
Uh... Fine, yeah. No, I'm fine.
885
00:44:37,242 --> 00:44:40,410
- Hey, what's up?
- Hi.
886
00:44:46,151 --> 00:44:48,351
Hey, um...
887
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:52,355
So, you know,
I've always kind of...
888
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:54,924
Admired you from afar.
889
00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:58,361
I guess you could say I've
had a bit of a crush on you.
890
00:45:00,198 --> 00:45:03,099
But because of the whole
Farrell-Amy thing,
891
00:45:03,101 --> 00:45:08,705
I've never really gotten a
chance to know you, you know?
892
00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:12,108
Um, so I was wondering,
893
00:45:12,110 --> 00:45:14,811
will you accept these flowers?
894
00:45:18,283 --> 00:45:20,249
- Yeah.
- Okay.
895
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:22,218
- Ah, that's okay.
- Okay.
896
00:45:23,788 --> 00:45:25,354
Thanks.
897
00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:27,423
My knees hurt,
so I'm gonna get up.
898
00:45:27,425 --> 00:45:29,992
Okay.
899
00:45:33,932 --> 00:45:36,399
Hi! It's Sophie here.
900
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:39,102
Still.
I am still here.
901
00:45:39,104 --> 00:45:41,237
It's like this
is never gonna frickin' end.
902
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,106
You know what? Here's
my tip of the day.
903
00:45:43,108 --> 00:45:45,074
Never do this.
904
00:45:46,811 --> 00:45:49,946
Six...
Oh, will you stop it?
905
00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:53,216
Can't you see we're all exhausted?
Stop being so energetic.
906
00:45:53,218 --> 00:45:55,418
You knew what you were signing up for.
This is an endurance contest.
907
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,220
I came to win, all right?
908
00:45:57,222 --> 00:45:59,021
You know what? I think the
winner of this contest
909
00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:00,790
should be based on popularity,
not perseverance.
910
00:46:00,792 --> 00:46:03,059
Yeah, but if that was the
case, Jerome would win
911
00:46:03,061 --> 00:46:05,094
- because he has
more followers than y...
912
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:06,863
- than you.
- He doesn't, his cat does.
913
00:46:06,865 --> 00:46:08,097
The cat does, right.
914
00:46:10,802 --> 00:46:13,436
You don't look so good.
915
00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:15,872
Well, I feel amazing, so...
916
00:46:15,874 --> 00:46:18,207
- I'm gonna be fine.
917
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:21,377
You know, maybe this contest
should be based on need.
918
00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:24,180
If that were the case, Chris
probably deserves it most.
919
00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:27,216
- No, he doesn't.
- Guys, I'm willing to fight for this
920
00:46:27,218 --> 00:46:28,484
just like the rest of you.
921
00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:30,219
I'm sure we all really need it.
922
00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:32,989
Well, one of us
already had a car,
923
00:46:32,991 --> 00:46:34,891
and wrecked it.
924
00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:37,026
Personally, I think you've
already had a chance,
925
00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:39,862
you should step aside for
those more deserving.
926
00:46:39,864 --> 00:46:42,832
Oh, personally, I think that
you're a spoiled brat, so...
927
00:46:42,834 --> 00:46:46,302
Oh, god, if this were
based on who deserves it,
928
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,471
then you'd be
the first one to go.
929
00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:51,808
Okay, I know you're not
feeling good, okay?
930
00:46:51,810 --> 00:46:55,411
- The bathroom's right there.
- I feel fine. I feel fine.
931
00:46:55,413 --> 00:46:57,246
I could really use a
break, though, hey.
932
00:46:57,248 --> 00:47:00,016
- Yes!
- Hey, twins! When's the break?
933
00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:01,551
- Oh, less than a minute.
- Yikes.
934
00:47:01,553 --> 00:47:04,086
- Oh, my god.
- Farrell, I don't think
935
00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:06,022
- you're gonna make it
to the break.
936
00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:09,826
I'm gonna make it.
I'm gonna make it.
937
00:47:09,828 --> 00:47:11,460
I'm gonna make it.
Oh, god!
938
00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:13,462
Something's coming!
939
00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:15,164
- Which end is it coming from?
- I don't know!
940
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,899
What do we do?
What do we do?
941
00:47:16,901 --> 00:47:18,501
We're not gonna make it!
942
00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:20,236
- We're not gonna make it!
- We're gonna die!
943
00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:22,471
- Come on. Come on!
944
00:47:24,342 --> 00:47:27,910
Get out of my way!
945
00:47:31,115 --> 00:47:33,216
Aw, dude, come on. There's
like five minutes left.
946
00:47:33,218 --> 00:47:34,617
I really gotta use the
bathroom, come on.
947
00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:36,419
Back off.
948
00:47:36,421 --> 00:47:39,989
A little privacy, please.
949
00:47:39,991 --> 00:47:42,158
All right, I'm gonna see if there's
another bathroom in the garage.
950
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,259
All right, hold my place, please?
Just in case?
951
00:47:43,261 --> 00:47:45,161
Absolutely.
952
00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:48,965
Ooh-hh...!
953
00:47:52,904 --> 00:47:54,237
Ah, god, okay.
Open.
954
00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:00,610
- Oh, yeah.
955
00:48:00,612 --> 00:48:02,945
- That's the stuff.
956
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:12,421
Oh, come on.
957
00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,294
All right.
958
00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:23,499
Ah... hello?
959
00:48:23,501 --> 00:48:26,269
Door... door is...
Door is stuck.
960
00:48:35,580 --> 00:48:38,481
You put somethin' in his
brownie, didn't you?
961
00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:40,583
Maybe.
962
00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:44,420
- You're so clever!
- And you're so cute.
963
00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:50,059
Is anyone there?
964
00:48:50,061 --> 00:48:52,061
Come on, come on, I gotta
get out of here! Hello?
965
00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:56,532
- - Oh, help me.
966
00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:01,938
Whoa! Okay,
what is...
967
00:49:01,940 --> 00:49:04,006
What is going on here?
968
00:49:04,008 --> 00:49:08,978
Ahem! Emerson!
He is the enemy!
969
00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:11,514
Emerson!
970
00:49:11,516 --> 00:49:14,016
You know, to be honest, I just
feel embarrassed for you.
971
00:49:14,018 --> 00:49:15,618
You know, if you were to
see yourself right now,
972
00:49:15,620 --> 00:49:17,687
you'd realize just how
far you've fallen.
973
00:49:17,689 --> 00:49:20,189
Yeah, don't come crying to me
when you wake up one morning
974
00:49:20,191 --> 00:49:21,991
and you look at
yourself in the mirror,
975
00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:24,160
and you say to yourself,
"what has become of me?"
976
00:49:24,162 --> 00:49:26,295
Yeah, because I will be off,
977
00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:29,432
living another life that
doesn't involve... That.
978
00:49:31,302 --> 00:49:33,469
Can I at least have
something to eat?
979
00:49:35,573 --> 00:49:37,306
Wow, thanks.
980
00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:51,320
I bet you think you're
real funny, don't you?
981
00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:53,489
I... I don't know what
you're talking about.
982
00:49:53,491 --> 00:49:54,690
Don't you think
that I don't know
983
00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:57,460
that you were behind whatever...
984
00:49:57,462 --> 00:49:59,428
Problem I just had.
985
00:49:59,430 --> 00:50:01,731
Well, I am not saying that I
had anything to do with it,
986
00:50:01,733 --> 00:50:04,567
but if I did, you totally
deserved it, Farrell.
987
00:50:04,569 --> 00:50:07,370
- Hey, guys, could we have a truce?
Six, five, four...
988
00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:09,171
Eh, just let 'em fight.
989
00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:10,473
I mean, the more they
distract each other
990
00:50:10,475 --> 00:50:12,308
the better chance
we have of winning.
991
00:50:12,310 --> 00:50:15,044
Go!
992
00:50:16,748 --> 00:50:21,517
- Hey, where's Klyde?
993
00:50:24,022 --> 00:50:25,688
Not Klyde.
994
00:50:25,690 --> 00:50:27,056
God, you guys, it's getting like
995
00:50:27,058 --> 00:50:28,657
"the hunger games" around here.
996
00:50:28,659 --> 00:50:31,794
Yeah, except we can't
kill each other.
997
00:50:31,796 --> 00:50:34,030
Can we?
998
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,240
Well, thank you there, Bo.
999
00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:55,544
Oh, look at them, hmm?
1000
00:51:55,546 --> 00:51:57,279
Kids.
1001
00:51:57,281 --> 00:51:59,615
What with their eatin'
of the fast food,
1002
00:51:59,617 --> 00:52:02,751
and using Emojicons
instead of words,
1003
00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:06,422
and wantin' everything
yesterday.
1004
00:52:06,424 --> 00:52:08,224
They won't last much longer.
1005
00:52:09,694 --> 00:52:11,494
My money's
on the funny-lookin' one.
1006
00:52:14,532 --> 00:52:15,532
Hey.
1007
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:18,634
Hey, Jerome!
1008
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:20,769
Hey, Jerome.
1009
00:52:20,771 --> 00:52:24,373
Jerome.
Hey, it's me.
1010
00:52:24,375 --> 00:52:26,742
Everyone's laughing
at you, Jerome.
1011
00:52:26,744 --> 00:52:28,644
They all think you're a fraud.
1012
00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:31,347
They all think
you're a talentless wannabe.
1013
00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:34,717
Give up, Jerome.
Come home and scoop my poop.
1014
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,719
It's all
you'll ever be good for.
1015
00:52:38,923 --> 00:52:41,423
You're nothing without me.
1016
00:52:41,425 --> 00:52:42,625
Hey, crazy cat lady,
1017
00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:44,627
do you see that cat right there?
1018
00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:49,899
I'm always seeing cats.
1019
00:52:56,941 --> 00:52:58,908
You're nothing without me.
1020
00:52:58,910 --> 00:53:00,809
Oh, that's right.
1021
00:53:00,811 --> 00:53:02,645
Get outta here!
1022
00:53:02,647 --> 00:53:04,580
I'm the talented one.
I'm the one that sings.
1023
00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:06,815
You don't even have lips!
Ha!
1024
00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:17,560
Did you see that cat
right there?
1025
00:53:17,562 --> 00:53:19,828
What cat?
1026
00:53:19,830 --> 00:53:22,364
It was a...
It was a big, giant,
1027
00:53:22,366 --> 00:53:23,599
like, horror movie cat.
1028
00:53:23,601 --> 00:53:27,269
It was just talking to me.
He was...
1029
00:53:27,271 --> 00:53:29,572
Hey, how... how about
we go get you some coffee?
1030
00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:32,241
Cat food?
I don't want no cat food.
1031
00:53:32,243 --> 00:53:34,343
- I just...
- Coffee.
1032
00:53:34,345 --> 00:53:35,844
I said "coffee," Jerome.
1033
00:53:35,846 --> 00:53:37,947
- Coffee.
- Yeah. It's this way.
1034
00:53:37,949 --> 00:53:40,382
Yeah, I need some coffee.
1035
00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:42,818
- Yeah, coffee's this way.
- He was right there.
1036
00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:46,488
Zane?
1037
00:53:51,762 --> 00:53:52,762
Zane!
1038
00:53:54,265 --> 00:53:55,598
Where are you?
1039
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:09,712
Hey, buddy.
1040
00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:13,782
What were you doing in there?
1041
00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:17,620
Nothing. Little bird watching.
Just chilling.
1042
00:54:17,622 --> 00:54:19,922
Bird watching in a tent?
1043
00:54:19,924 --> 00:54:21,357
Yeah.
1044
00:54:21,359 --> 00:54:23,025
You alone in there?
1045
00:54:26,330 --> 00:54:27,496
Yeah.
1046
00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:33,969
You're fraternizing
with the enemy.
1047
00:54:33,971 --> 00:54:35,704
I don't... I don't know what
"fraternizing" means,
1048
00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:37,506
but if it means making out,
1049
00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:39,608
yeah, I've been fraternizing
quite a bit, my brother.
1050
00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:42,344
- Gimme a high five.
- No. No high five for you.
1051
00:54:42,346 --> 00:54:43,512
This was not part of the plan.
1052
00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:45,447
You have been compromised!
1053
00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:49,018
Dude, i... I have feelings
for Emerson.
1054
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:51,854
Feelings?
What kind of feelings?
1055
00:54:51,856 --> 00:54:54,657
Feelings of mistrust?
Feelings of disgust?
1056
00:54:54,659 --> 00:54:55,658
Murderous feelings?
1057
00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:56,659
What kind of feelings
1058
00:54:56,661 --> 00:54:58,360
do you have for her, Zane?
1059
00:54:58,362 --> 00:55:01,297
No, like, I think I want
to ask her father
1060
00:55:01,299 --> 00:55:02,498
if I can court her.
1061
00:55:04,735 --> 00:55:06,935
"Court her?"
Are we in the 19th century?
1062
00:55:06,937 --> 00:55:09,038
You been watching
"downtown Abbey" again?
1063
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,006
No, you don't understand, man...
1064
00:55:11,008 --> 00:55:13,409
You're right about that.
I don't, Zane.
1065
00:55:13,411 --> 00:55:16,345
I am very disappointed in you.
1066
00:55:16,347 --> 00:55:17,780
All these years of friendship
1067
00:55:17,782 --> 00:55:19,848
and I don't even know
who you are anymore,
1068
00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:22,551
but I see you've made
your choice, so fine!
1069
00:55:22,553 --> 00:55:24,420
You know what?
I don't need you either!
1070
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:29,825
From now on, you are dead to me.
1071
00:55:29,827 --> 00:55:32,361
Well, what about
the basketball game Saturday?
1072
00:55:32,363 --> 00:55:33,696
Are we still on for that?
1073
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,534
Yes, we're absolutely still on
for the basketball game.
1074
00:55:38,536 --> 00:55:39,802
- It's gonna be tight!
- So psyched.
1075
00:55:39,804 --> 00:55:41,670
But until then...
1076
00:55:44,675 --> 00:55:45,941
- You're dead to me.
- Yeah.
1077
00:55:45,943 --> 00:55:47,076
- You understand.
- Yeah, I get it.
1078
00:55:47,078 --> 00:55:48,844
This was a really good chat
for me.
1079
00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:51,747
- Monumental, I think.
- Dude. Wish me luck.
1080
00:55:58,989 --> 00:56:01,557
I'm running out of angles
for these selfies.
1081
00:56:01,559 --> 00:56:05,094
Even I'm getting tired
of looking at myself.
1082
00:56:05,096 --> 00:56:08,464
Hey Jerome, how does
the rapping cat do it?
1083
00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:09,665
I'm not talking about the cat.
1084
00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:11,033
I mean, he always looks so good
1085
00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:12,501
in every single one
of his photos, right?
1086
00:56:12,503 --> 00:56:13,502
Does he have a stylist?
1087
00:56:13,504 --> 00:56:15,371
Not talking about the cat.
1088
00:56:15,373 --> 00:56:17,373
He should come guest
in one of my segments!
1089
00:56:17,375 --> 00:56:19,908
We can talk about, like,
beauty and hair.
1090
00:56:19,910 --> 00:56:21,777
Does he deep condition?
Does he use mousse?
1091
00:56:21,779 --> 00:56:23,779
Which he probably calls mouse!
1092
00:56:23,781 --> 00:56:26,048
- Ah, I get it.
- Get it? He got it.
1093
00:56:26,050 --> 00:56:27,716
Can you ask him for me?
1094
00:56:27,718 --> 00:56:29,385
Okay! Enough about the cat
already, okay?
1095
00:56:29,387 --> 00:56:31,019
Can we please stop talking
about the cat?
1096
00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:33,622
- Just lay off the cat.
- Oh, my gosh.
1097
00:56:33,624 --> 00:56:35,824
You sounded just like rapping
cat when you said that!
1098
00:56:35,826 --> 00:56:36,959
You totally did!
1099
00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:38,827
Has anyone ever told you that
1100
00:56:38,829 --> 00:56:40,629
- you sound just like the cat?
- Okay, I don't sound like
1101
00:56:40,631 --> 00:56:42,664
the cat, the cat sounds like me.
1102
00:56:42,666 --> 00:56:45,167
Do you want to know why?
Because I am the cat.
1103
00:56:45,169 --> 00:56:47,169
Cats don't rap.
They don't talk.
1104
00:56:47,171 --> 00:56:49,037
In fact, I'm pretty sure
they don't do anything
1105
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:51,039
but eat, sleep,
and pee in every other place
1106
00:56:51,041 --> 00:56:53,475
but the litter box
you so thoughtfully put
1107
00:56:53,477 --> 00:56:55,477
in a convenient location.
1108
00:56:55,479 --> 00:56:57,479
It was a joke, people.
1109
00:56:57,481 --> 00:56:58,781
I didn't know 33 million people
1110
00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:00,449
were going to watch this.
1111
00:57:00,451 --> 00:57:02,117
And I didn't know folks
were so ignorant
1112
00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:03,752
that they could think
that a cat...
1113
00:57:03,754 --> 00:57:06,422
A freaking cat...
Could rap!
1114
00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:07,890
It's just stupid.
1115
00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:09,591
I'm more than just
some backup singer
1116
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:10,659
to some untalented,
1117
00:57:10,661 --> 00:57:12,828
ungrateful, freeloading furball.
1118
00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:14,997
I'm the talented one.
1119
00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:16,198
Me!
1120
00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:19,968
Okay, Jerome.
Show us!
1121
00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:21,970
- Come on, bring it!
- Show us!
1122
00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:23,005
- Come on, go Jerome!
- Come on!
1123
00:57:23,007 --> 00:57:24,807
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
1124
00:57:24,809 --> 00:57:27,810
Okay.
1125
00:57:29,914 --> 00:57:31,513
Ah, here we go!
1126
00:57:31,515 --> 00:57:32,981
Oh!
1127
00:57:32,983 --> 00:57:34,950
Jerome in the house!
1128
00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:41,891
Mm.
1129
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,828
Oh, man!
1130
00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:47,763
Does that video
really have 33 million views?
1131
00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:57,873
Just leave me alone.
Go home, already.
1132
00:57:57,875 --> 00:58:00,742
But look what I'm making
for rapping cat.
1133
00:58:00,744 --> 00:58:02,244
Great, now my cat has something
1134
00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:03,912
to snuggle with at night.
1135
00:58:03,914 --> 00:58:06,482
Thank you.
1136
00:58:07,718 --> 00:58:09,751
And then there was four.
1137
00:58:12,756 --> 00:58:14,089
How did you do that?
1138
00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:16,892
Voodoo lady.
1139
00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:20,262
Stay still!
1140
00:58:22,633 --> 00:58:24,833
You smell like pizza.
1141
00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:27,169
That's because
I haven't really, like,
1142
00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:28,871
showered in a week.
1143
00:58:28,873 --> 00:58:31,573
That's so cute!
1144
00:58:31,575 --> 00:58:33,675
I have to be honest with
you and tell you that
1145
00:58:33,677 --> 00:58:36,845
I am really attracted to you.
1146
00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:40,649
You remind me so much of my mom.
1147
00:58:40,651 --> 00:58:44,820
What? I remind you
of your mom?
1148
00:58:44,822 --> 00:58:46,121
Yeah.
1149
00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:48,790
- I mean, no. I just...
- What?
1150
00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:50,659
- Oh.
- Yeah, so, like,
1151
00:58:50,661 --> 00:58:53,562
you're... you're smart
like my mom.
1152
00:58:53,564 --> 00:58:55,898
Right?
You're cool like my mom,
1153
00:58:55,900 --> 00:58:58,600
and you're hot like my mom.
1154
00:58:58,602 --> 00:59:01,270
What... "hot?"
Like your mom?
1155
00:59:01,272 --> 00:59:03,205
What kind of a sick person
are you?
1156
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:06,275
No, I mean, like, you're
not hot like my mom,
1157
00:59:06,277 --> 00:59:09,144
- she's hot like you.
- Yeah, that really... it doesn't help.
1158
00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,679
That's not...
That's not helping.
1159
00:59:10,681 --> 00:59:12,080
I don't think you
or my mom are hot.
1160
00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:13,982
- Just... you know what? I lied.
- Okay...
1161
00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,918
Okay, you don't smell
like pizza.
1162
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:17,152
You smell gross.
1163
00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:18,854
Get out of my tent.
1164
00:59:27,698 --> 00:59:30,198
Where's my makeup bag?
1165
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:31,700
Have you seen my makeup bag?
1166
00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:33,569
No, I haven't.
1167
00:59:33,571 --> 00:59:35,003
All I could find
was the stupid red lipstick.
1168
00:59:35,005 --> 00:59:36,238
It doesn't even match
this outfit.
1169
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,140
I need my makeup bag.
1170
00:59:38,142 --> 00:59:41,009
I'm sure you're just as pretty
without makeup.
1171
00:59:41,011 --> 00:59:42,811
That's what they say
to ugly people!
1172
00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,613
Don't patronize me!
1173
00:59:44,615 --> 00:59:47,015
Get out!
Don't look at me!
1174
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,986
Oh, god, I need to find it.
I need to find it.
1175
00:59:50,988 --> 00:59:54,590
Okay, come on.
1176
00:59:54,592 --> 00:59:56,224
Get yourself together.
You can do this.
1177
00:59:56,226 --> 00:59:57,826
You can do this.
1178
00:59:57,828 --> 00:59:59,661
You have ziplined
over volcanoes.
1179
00:59:59,663 --> 01:00:01,330
You can do this.
Just deep breaths.
1180
01:00:01,332 --> 01:00:03,298
Deep breaths, all right.
1181
01:00:03,300 --> 01:00:05,167
Oh, where's the light?
Where's the switch?
1182
01:00:05,169 --> 01:00:08,170
Come on.
There it is.
1183
01:00:08,172 --> 01:00:10,372
Okay.
Uh...
1184
01:00:10,374 --> 01:00:13,175
I don't know how long
I've been in here.
1185
01:00:13,177 --> 01:00:15,844
It could be hours. It could be days.
I'm totally...
1186
01:00:15,846 --> 01:00:17,980
- totally lost track
of time at this point...
1187
01:00:17,982 --> 01:00:19,681
What was that?
Oh, no, no, no.
1188
01:00:24,655 --> 01:00:27,723
No, no, no, no, no.
This is not happening.
1189
01:00:27,725 --> 01:00:29,358
This is not happening.
1190
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:32,094
Okay, I want to die
in a tragic fireball accident,
1191
01:00:32,096 --> 01:00:33,629
okay, not in a toilet.
1192
01:00:33,631 --> 01:00:35,297
This is ridiculous.
1193
01:00:35,299 --> 01:00:38,367
Okay, come on, just breathe.
1194
01:00:38,369 --> 01:00:39,901
Just breathe.
1195
01:00:48,779 --> 01:00:51,380
Maya.
I'm doing it.
1196
01:00:51,382 --> 01:00:53,382
I am balancing it on my head.
1197
01:00:53,384 --> 01:00:55,117
Oh, my apple!
1198
01:00:56,887 --> 01:00:59,221
- Hi, I'm Maya.
- And I'm Mia, and...
1199
01:00:59,223 --> 01:01:01,823
We're still here.
1200
01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:04,126
It's been 31 hours so far.
1201
01:01:04,128 --> 01:01:06,728
And five minutes. Thirty-one
hours and five minutes.
1202
01:01:06,730 --> 01:01:07,863
You can't forget the minutes
1203
01:01:07,865 --> 01:01:11,299
because every minute counts.
1204
01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:14,836
You were definitely adopted.
1205
01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:18,106
- Hey, Soph.
- Oh, hi, Lala.
1206
01:01:18,108 --> 01:01:19,908
Oh, what are you doing?
1207
01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:22,177
"At big Jim's
with the Sophie Jackson.
1208
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,979
She's never
looked better."
1209
01:01:23,981 --> 01:01:25,714
No, don't.
Don't post that.
1210
01:01:27,818 --> 01:01:29,785
- Just did.
- No, you didn't.
1211
01:01:29,787 --> 01:01:31,353
I can see how
this can be so addictive.
1212
01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:32,988
It already has like 3,000 likes.
1213
01:01:35,025 --> 01:01:36,191
I'm gonna kill you!
1214
01:01:37,928 --> 01:01:39,695
I just thought
you wanted to be noticed!
1215
01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:42,030
I'm gonna shove
that phone up your...
1216
01:01:44,435 --> 01:01:45,967
What?
1217
01:01:45,969 --> 01:01:47,969
No. No!
1218
01:01:47,971 --> 01:01:49,738
Stop taking pictures of me!
1219
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:51,406
Stop looking at me!
1220
01:01:51,408 --> 01:01:52,808
Are you looking at me?
1221
01:01:52,810 --> 01:01:55,744
Stop looking at me!
1222
01:02:00,484 --> 01:02:02,918
My taste for revenge
is like pie.
1223
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:05,187
It's never-ending.
1224
01:02:05,189 --> 01:02:08,123
- Good luck everyone.
- Thank you, Lala.
1225
01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:15,263
All right, so it's been 70 hours
1226
01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:19,468
since I left on my bike
from horseshoe trailhead.
1227
01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:21,937
Wait, that...
That wasn't even me.
1228
01:02:21,939 --> 01:02:23,105
That was James Franco
in that movie
1229
01:02:23,107 --> 01:02:25,407
where he cut his arm off.
1230
01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:26,508
I'm not cutting
my arm off, right?
1231
01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:27,943
That's been done.
1232
01:02:27,945 --> 01:02:29,778
Okay, I'm... I mean,
I could...
1233
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:31,179
I could cut my leg off.
1234
01:02:31,181 --> 01:02:33,949
That'd be different, right?
1235
01:02:33,951 --> 01:02:35,851
Would it be different, though?
1236
01:02:35,853 --> 01:02:37,285
Oh, my god, what am I saying?
I'm losing my mind.
1237
01:02:37,287 --> 01:02:39,755
I am losing my mind right now.
1238
01:02:39,757 --> 01:02:42,157
I'm hungry.
I need food.
1239
01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:43,792
I need...
1240
01:02:43,794 --> 01:02:46,762
Oh, I need water.
So, so thirsty.
1241
01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:49,965
I mean, there's gotta be
water somewhere.
1242
01:02:49,967 --> 01:02:51,133
Think, Klyde.
Come on.
1243
01:02:51,135 --> 01:02:52,467
There's gotta be water.
1244
01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:54,302
Sink doesn't work.
1245
01:02:59,777 --> 01:03:00,976
God, okay, come on.
1246
01:03:08,085 --> 01:03:09,417
Aw, god.
1247
01:03:11,855 --> 01:03:13,522
Just do it.
Just do it.
1248
01:03:14,558 --> 01:03:16,324
Damn it.
1249
01:03:21,198 --> 01:03:23,298
Don't look at this.
1250
01:03:27,337 --> 01:03:29,137
Sooner or later
you're gonna have to look out
1251
01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:31,072
for yourself in this world.
1252
01:03:31,074 --> 01:03:33,909
I mean, life is just so tough.
1253
01:03:33,911 --> 01:03:37,112
You can't just let people
walk all over you.
1254
01:03:37,114 --> 01:03:39,948
And sometimes, if you want
to get what you want,
1255
01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:43,018
you have to stop trying
to be everybody's best friend.
1256
01:03:43,020 --> 01:03:47,155
Hey, listen, thank you
so much for listening.
1257
01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:50,258
I mean, it just feels so good
1258
01:03:50,260 --> 01:03:54,095
to talk to somebody
that understands.
1259
01:03:54,097 --> 01:03:56,498
Can I actually have
some of this? 'Cause...
1260
01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:57,966
Mmm.
1261
01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:01,503
Okay. Thank you.
1262
01:04:06,944 --> 01:04:09,511
- Hi, I'm Maya.
- And I'm Mia.
1263
01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:13,048
- And were still here!
- It's been like, a million hours,
1264
01:04:13,050 --> 01:04:15,016
- and yes, we're still here.
- Yep.
1265
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:16,451
This is ridiculous.
1266
01:04:16,453 --> 01:04:18,386
How long are they going to be
standing there?
1267
01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:21,323
- Well, I think.
- No one cares what you think.
1268
01:04:21,325 --> 01:04:22,891
Well, I was just going to say...
1269
01:04:22,893 --> 01:04:24,526
No one cares
what you have to say.
1270
01:04:24,528 --> 01:04:26,995
In fact, without me,
you would have nothing to say.
1271
01:04:26,997 --> 01:04:28,563
That's... wha...
What?
1272
01:04:28,565 --> 01:04:30,332
You know what?
I'm finished.
1273
01:04:30,334 --> 01:04:32,400
I'm... I'm outta here.
1274
01:04:32,402 --> 01:04:34,536
I am done with this stupid
competition and I'm done with you.
1275
01:04:34,538 --> 01:04:37,472
Without me in your life, you
would have no idea what to do!
1276
01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:43,578
Oh!
You scared me.
1277
01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:47,515
I'm sorry. I need to
talk to you in private.
1278
01:04:47,517 --> 01:04:48,583
About what?
1279
01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:50,352
Farrell.
1280
01:04:50,354 --> 01:04:53,955
It makes me so angry
to see how he treats you.
1281
01:04:53,957 --> 01:04:55,590
In any other situation
I might have to
1282
01:04:55,592 --> 01:04:58,994
just give him a punch
to defend you.
1283
01:04:58,996 --> 01:05:01,029
- O-okay, thank you.
- You're welcome.
1284
01:05:01,031 --> 01:05:03,198
Yeah, but I think I can
handle him myself, so...
1285
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:04,966
Well, I think that
1286
01:05:04,968 --> 01:05:06,434
I have a way
we can get Farrell out
1287
01:05:06,436 --> 01:05:09,471
of both of our lives.
1288
01:05:09,473 --> 01:05:11,506
- What do you mean?
- You know how big Jim said
1289
01:05:11,508 --> 01:05:13,909
that if two people
see someone lift their hand,
1290
01:05:13,911 --> 01:05:16,244
they can have them removed
from the competition?
1291
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:17,946
Yeah.
1292
01:05:17,948 --> 01:05:21,082
Well, what if we see Farrell
lift his hand?
1293
01:05:23,153 --> 01:05:25,153
Okay, well, obviously
if we see him lift his hand
1294
01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:28,423
- we're gonna say something.
- No.
1295
01:05:28,425 --> 01:05:31,993
What if he doesn't,
and we say something?
1296
01:05:34,998 --> 01:05:37,232
No. No, okay?
That wouldn't be right.
1297
01:05:37,234 --> 01:05:39,234
I couldn't do that.
1298
01:05:39,236 --> 01:05:41,536
Funny, because he didn't seem
to have a problem with it
1299
01:05:41,538 --> 01:05:43,038
when he asked me
1300
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,173
if I would help him
do that to you.
1301
01:05:45,175 --> 01:05:48,009
- Wait, what?
- Mm-hmm.
1302
01:05:48,011 --> 01:05:49,611
Yeah, he thinks
we're gonna do it
1303
01:05:49,613 --> 01:05:51,446
right after this,
1304
01:05:51,448 --> 01:05:55,216
that we're gonna get you
out of the competition.
1305
01:05:55,218 --> 01:05:58,420
- I can't believe he would do that.
- I know, right?
1306
01:05:58,422 --> 01:06:00,288
What can you do?
1307
01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:02,257
Oh, I know.
1308
01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:05,060
We can do it to him instead.
1309
01:06:05,062 --> 01:06:07,629
Take him completely unawares,
Amy.
1310
01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:10,565
He'll never know what hit him.
1311
01:06:10,567 --> 01:06:14,502
Anyway, think about it, okay?
1312
01:06:14,504 --> 01:06:16,438
- Excuse me.
- Mm-hmm.
1313
01:06:22,279 --> 01:06:23,311
What?
1314
01:06:24,614 --> 01:06:27,749
Hi, everyone.
It's Mia.
1315
01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:30,385
And, eh... I'm...
1316
01:06:33,623 --> 01:06:36,257
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
1317
01:06:38,328 --> 01:06:40,395
That was the word...
1318
01:06:40,397 --> 01:06:45,166
That kept me from winning
the ninth grade spelling bee.
1319
01:06:45,168 --> 01:06:50,538
Not that I'm bitter
or anything. Hmm.
1320
01:06:50,540 --> 01:06:54,609
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
1321
01:06:54,611 --> 01:07:00,515
A-n-t-i-d-i-s-e-s-t-a-b-l-i-s-h-
m-e-n-t-a-r-i-a-n-i-s...
1322
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,517
Nope.
1323
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:06,087
A-n-t-i-d-i-s-
e-s-t-a-b-l-i-s-h-
1324
01:07:06,089 --> 01:07:09,557
m-e-n-t-a-r-i-a-n-i-s-m.
1325
01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:13,461
I just did it!
1326
01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:14,729
- He just did it!
- I just did it!
1327
01:07:14,731 --> 01:07:16,731
He just did it!
He just lifted his hand!
1328
01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:18,700
- I... what?
- Hey! Could...
1329
01:07:18,702 --> 01:07:21,569
Could we get big Jim over here, please?
He lifted his hand.
1330
01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:23,071
No, I didn't.
What are you doing?
1331
01:07:23,073 --> 01:07:25,306
Well, what's going on here,
kids?
1332
01:07:25,308 --> 01:07:26,474
Hey, big Jim.
1333
01:07:26,476 --> 01:07:29,277
He... he lifted
his hand, so...
1334
01:07:29,279 --> 01:07:31,746
- He's out.
- Are you a psychopath?
1335
01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:33,715
I did not lift my hand.
1336
01:07:33,717 --> 01:07:35,717
Now, the rules state
that two of you
1337
01:07:35,719 --> 01:07:37,318
have to see it happen.
1338
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,754
So, Princess?
1339
01:07:39,756 --> 01:07:41,523
He take his hand off that car?
1340
01:07:42,759 --> 01:07:44,592
You saw it, Amy?
Right?
1341
01:07:44,594 --> 01:07:47,328
She didn't see anything,
because nothing happened.
1342
01:07:52,803 --> 01:07:54,402
Yes.
1343
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:55,737
I saw it.
1344
01:07:57,574 --> 01:08:00,141
But it didn't happen.
1345
01:08:00,143 --> 01:08:01,676
He never lifted
his hand off the car.
1346
01:08:01,678 --> 01:08:03,845
What?
1347
01:08:03,847 --> 01:08:06,181
- She's lying!
- She's not lying. Amy wouldn't lie.
1348
01:08:06,183 --> 01:08:07,749
Oh, yeah, maybe
you're both lying.
1349
01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:11,119
Yeah, maybe you're in this
together, against me.
1350
01:08:11,121 --> 01:08:14,089
Big Jim,
you should listen to me.
1351
01:08:14,091 --> 01:08:17,492
Everybody knows
I'm the good guy here.
1352
01:08:17,494 --> 01:08:19,327
- Good guy?
- Farrell: Ho, ho!
1353
01:08:19,329 --> 01:08:22,864
Yeah. You're no
good guy, dude.
1354
01:08:22,866 --> 01:08:24,632
Klyde, what happened to you?
1355
01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:26,501
I just climbed out of a sewer,
1356
01:08:26,503 --> 01:08:28,203
that's what happened to me.
1357
01:08:28,205 --> 01:08:31,139
I was stuck in the
toilet, and it was dark,
1358
01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:32,574
and it was scary, and...
1359
01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:34,776
Unspeakable things
happened in there.
1360
01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:36,244
Yeah.
1361
01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:37,545
I escaped by crawling
through a pipe
1362
01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:38,713
under the toilet,
1363
01:08:38,715 --> 01:08:41,583
the same toilet I've had to...
1364
01:08:41,585 --> 01:08:43,685
- Drink out of
for the last three weeks
1365
01:08:43,687 --> 01:08:46,521
to survive, so.
1366
01:08:46,523 --> 01:08:48,823
We saw you yesterday.
1367
01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:51,192
Klyde, can you just tell us
what's going on?
1368
01:08:52,896 --> 01:08:54,329
He locked me in the bathroom.
1369
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:58,233
- Me?
- You, yeah.
1370
01:08:58,235 --> 01:09:00,235
That's ridiculous.
1371
01:09:00,237 --> 01:09:01,469
You were the only one
1372
01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:02,770
that knew where
I was going, okay?
1373
01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:04,305
- I know what you did!
- Oh, you know nothing.
1374
01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:07,208
Oh, I know plenty, Chris.
1375
01:09:07,210 --> 01:09:08,910
I've had nothing
but time to think.
1376
01:09:08,912 --> 01:09:10,345
I've contemplated everything
1377
01:09:10,347 --> 01:09:13,148
from "why does
the universe exist?"
1378
01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:17,318
To "what do
vegetarian zombies eat?"
1379
01:09:19,589 --> 01:09:20,588
Whoa.
1380
01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:22,657
Look, the point is,
1381
01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:24,526
I thought about you,
1382
01:09:24,528 --> 01:09:26,828
and all the bad things
you've done.
1383
01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:28,796
What?
Oh, god.
1384
01:09:28,798 --> 01:09:30,798
- Don't get any closer.
- Or you'll what?
1385
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,334
Change the time on my phone
like you did with Lala's?
1386
01:09:33,336 --> 01:09:34,869
Wait, you did that?
1387
01:09:34,871 --> 01:09:36,538
He also stole
Sophie's makeup bag.
1388
01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:37,906
And took Jerome's headphones
to make it seem
1389
01:09:37,908 --> 01:09:39,841
like the cat was talking to him.
1390
01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:41,843
Hold on, wait. You weren't
even here for that, though.
1391
01:09:41,845 --> 01:09:46,347
You hear things when you are alone
in the bathroom, all right?
1392
01:09:46,349 --> 01:09:47,582
It's quiet.
1393
01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:50,752
Wait, so you poisoned
my brownie?
1394
01:09:50,754 --> 01:09:53,321
No, no.
That was me.
1395
01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:55,757
Wait, but you had Jack Guthrie
come here
1396
01:09:55,759 --> 01:09:57,859
- and try and lure me away?
- That was me.
1397
01:09:57,861 --> 01:09:59,594
- Oh.
- But we're not talking about that right now.
1398
01:09:59,596 --> 01:10:01,596
We're talking about you!
1399
01:10:01,598 --> 01:10:04,365
- I always knew you were a fraud.
- Mm-hmm.
1400
01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:06,334
You said that you worked
at a donut shop
1401
01:10:06,336 --> 01:10:07,969
every day before school.
1402
01:10:07,971 --> 01:10:09,637
How is that possible?
1403
01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:12,273
There is not an ounce
of fat on your body.
1404
01:10:12,275 --> 01:10:14,542
Everyone knows
you can't be around donuts
1405
01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:15,877
without eating all of them.
1406
01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:17,645
Second, you told me you worked
1407
01:10:17,647 --> 01:10:19,914
at a rock quarry
every day after school.
1408
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:22,483
Go ahead and feel
his hands, Klyde.
1409
01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:25,820
I think they feel like
a newborn baby's buttocks!
1410
01:10:25,822 --> 01:10:27,622
You haven't seen
a day of manual labor
1411
01:10:27,624 --> 01:10:29,991
in your life.
1412
01:10:29,993 --> 01:10:31,826
We're going in now.
1413
01:10:31,828 --> 01:10:34,562
You said that your father
was fighting in Canada.
1414
01:10:34,564 --> 01:10:36,598
Well, I googled it.
1415
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,933
There's no war
in Canada right now.
1416
01:10:38,935 --> 01:10:40,702
Not a single one.
1417
01:10:40,704 --> 01:10:42,537
Your dad isn't serving
our country.
1418
01:10:42,539 --> 01:10:45,773
He's serving drinks
at a nightclub in Toronto!
1419
01:10:45,775 --> 01:10:48,343
I am so on to you
right now, Chris.
1420
01:10:48,345 --> 01:10:50,478
Global warming.
1421
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:52,413
Was that you?
Huh?
1422
01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:54,382
Bieber fever, did you do that?
1423
01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:55,817
What do you do
in your spare time,
1424
01:10:55,819 --> 01:10:57,885
hunt manatees?
1425
01:10:57,887 --> 01:11:01,723
And finally, you said
that you just love
1426
01:11:01,725 --> 01:11:03,758
working with old people.
1427
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:06,394
But I know that the only
reason you have that job
1428
01:11:06,396 --> 01:11:08,496
is so that you can nurse
your addiction
1429
01:11:08,498 --> 01:11:09,864
to prune juice!
1430
01:11:09,866 --> 01:11:13,635
- That's a lie!
- It's the truth!
1431
01:11:13,637 --> 01:11:14,969
No...
1432
01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:18,373
It's true.
1433
01:11:18,375 --> 01:11:20,475
That one was a total guess.
1434
01:11:20,477 --> 01:11:22,510
I need that.
Klyde, give me that!
1435
01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:26,314
- I need that!
1436
01:11:29,786 --> 01:11:32,920
You almost got me!
You almost got me.
1437
01:11:32,922 --> 01:11:35,556
I'm just gonna put my hand back
1438
01:11:35,558 --> 01:11:36,691
on the... you know.
1439
01:11:36,693 --> 01:11:38,926
We're all...
We're all good.
1440
01:11:38,928 --> 01:11:41,763
Well, son, unless you have some
1441
01:11:41,765 --> 01:11:44,299
mystical third hand
that none of us here
1442
01:11:44,301 --> 01:11:46,501
know about...
1443
01:11:46,503 --> 01:11:48,703
You're out.
1444
01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:51,539
Big Jim...
1445
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:53,941
They tricked me.
1446
01:11:53,943 --> 01:11:56,311
And I think they should be
the ones that...
1447
01:11:56,313 --> 01:11:58,313
That get out
of this competition,
1448
01:11:58,315 --> 01:12:00,615
not... not me.
1449
01:12:05,455 --> 01:12:08,523
You'll pay for this, Farrell!
1450
01:12:08,525 --> 01:12:10,958
You will pay in retail!
1451
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,960
And you!
1452
01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:15,763
I thought we had
something special.
1453
01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:16,964
Oh, I'll be back!
1454
01:12:16,966 --> 01:12:18,566
Klyde!
1455
01:12:18,568 --> 01:12:21,903
It's in my contract!
1456
01:12:21,905 --> 01:12:23,638
I'm back for the sequel!
1457
01:12:25,075 --> 01:12:27,608
Well, then.
1458
01:12:27,610 --> 01:12:30,945
Unless my math fails me,
I believe we are down to two.
1459
01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:35,583
Ew.
1460
01:12:38,621 --> 01:12:40,722
Klyde, I am so sorry.
1461
01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:42,657
It's not fair
you're out of the contest.
1462
01:12:42,659 --> 01:12:44,992
You should at least have
another chance to win the car.
1463
01:12:44,994 --> 01:12:47,028
Hey, no worries, you know?
1464
01:12:47,030 --> 01:12:48,429
It's not about the destination,
1465
01:12:48,431 --> 01:12:50,665
it's about the journey,
you know?
1466
01:12:50,667 --> 01:12:55,603
And I got to body surf on a
hundred yards of raw sewage.
1467
01:12:55,605 --> 01:12:57,839
Anything after that
will be a letdown.
1468
01:12:57,841 --> 01:13:01,008
So, goggles.
1469
01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:02,477
Thank you.
1470
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:04,545
Helmet.
Thank you.
1471
01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:07,448
Motorcycle.
1472
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:12,086
Dude, you...
1473
01:13:12,088 --> 01:13:13,588
What'd you...
1474
01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:15,957
Did you sell my motorcycle?
1475
01:13:15,959 --> 01:13:17,725
Jim.
1476
01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:19,660
Did you sell my motorcycle?
1477
01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:24,465
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
1478
01:13:24,467 --> 01:13:25,633
- What?
- I don't know!
1479
01:13:25,635 --> 01:13:27,168
- Me neither!
- I can't...
1480
01:13:38,515 --> 01:13:40,782
I didn't know
you could make pies like that.
1481
01:13:40,784 --> 01:13:42,750
Well, I'm a pretty good cook.
1482
01:13:42,752 --> 01:13:44,118
What do you want?
1483
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:46,854
Look...
1484
01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:49,624
- I know I might be a creep...
- Hmm.
1485
01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:52,493
But I'm not the type of creep
1486
01:13:52,495 --> 01:13:54,762
who would say weird things
about their mom.
1487
01:13:54,764 --> 01:13:57,932
Like, that's just not me.
1488
01:13:57,934 --> 01:14:01,702
And I want to express to you
in no uncertain terms
1489
01:14:01,704 --> 01:14:07,642
that I do not think my mom
is hot in any way.
1490
01:14:07,644 --> 01:14:10,511
Like, at all.
1491
01:14:10,513 --> 01:14:13,981
But I do think you're hot.
1492
01:14:13,983 --> 01:14:16,918
I think you're so hot.
1493
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:19,220
- Really?
- Yeah.
1494
01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:22,690
I mean, you're foxy.
1495
01:14:22,692 --> 01:14:27,061
I mean, you're hotter
than any mom could ever be.
1496
01:14:27,063 --> 01:14:28,596
Yeah.
1497
01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:31,866
- I mean, not like...
- Whoa.
1498
01:14:31,868 --> 01:14:34,535
I mean, if you decided
to become a mom
1499
01:14:34,537 --> 01:14:36,604
- that you wouldn't be hot.
- You know what, it's okay, it's okay.
1500
01:14:36,606 --> 01:14:37,738
- You would be.
- It's all right.
1501
01:14:37,740 --> 01:14:38,906
Hey, can we just
not talk about moms?
1502
01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:39,907
- Right.
- Yeah.
1503
01:14:39,909 --> 01:14:42,510
- No moms.
- No moms.
1504
01:14:42,512 --> 01:14:46,481
So, are we good?
1505
01:14:46,483 --> 01:14:47,982
- Yeah, we're good.
- Okay.
1506
01:14:49,752 --> 01:14:51,118
Is that your underwear?
1507
01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,722
Yes.
1508
01:14:54,724 --> 01:14:58,059
But I promise
that they're clean... Ish.
1509
01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:04,899
Hey.
1510
01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:09,704
Thank you.
1511
01:15:09,706 --> 01:15:11,806
For what?
1512
01:15:11,808 --> 01:15:14,942
For defending me with Chris.
1513
01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:21,015
Being a jerk to you is my thing.
1514
01:15:21,017 --> 01:15:23,951
Come on, I can't have him
encroaching on my territory.
1515
01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:31,626
Um...
1516
01:15:32,729 --> 01:15:35,863
Can I tell you a secret?
1517
01:15:35,865 --> 01:15:38,232
- You would trust me with a secret?
- Oh, no.
1518
01:15:38,234 --> 01:15:39,934
Heh, okay.
1519
01:15:39,936 --> 01:15:42,703
You're just the only one
here, so I...
1520
01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:47,676
Um...
1521
01:15:49,279 --> 01:15:53,748
The real reason I need
this car is because, um...
1522
01:15:55,818 --> 01:15:58,119
My family can't afford
to get me one.
1523
01:15:59,689 --> 01:16:02,123
Aren't you, like, super rich?
1524
01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:05,726
Actually, my dad got fired.
1525
01:16:07,597 --> 01:16:09,797
My dad's looking for a new job,
1526
01:16:09,799 --> 01:16:14,335
and my mom is looking
for my new dad.
1527
01:16:18,341 --> 01:16:20,641
- Wow.
- Yeah.
1528
01:16:22,712 --> 01:16:24,045
As far as secrets go,
1529
01:16:24,047 --> 01:16:26,314
that's kind of
a lame one, though.
1530
01:16:26,316 --> 01:16:30,151
I'm just saying, it's not...
1531
01:16:30,153 --> 01:16:32,620
Everyone goes through
that kind of thing.
1532
01:16:32,622 --> 01:16:35,156
It's nothing to be ashamed of.
1533
01:16:39,896 --> 01:16:43,364
Can I tell you a secret?
1534
01:16:43,366 --> 01:16:44,999
Yeah.
1535
01:16:49,872 --> 01:16:51,238
Okay.
1536
01:16:54,377 --> 01:16:56,310
Sophie was right.
1537
01:16:58,748 --> 01:16:59,981
I always compete with you
1538
01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:03,651
because I want you to notice me.
1539
01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:09,123
I really like being around you.
1540
01:17:12,962 --> 01:17:17,732
That's definitely something
you shouldn't keep a secret.
1541
01:18:12,822 --> 01:18:15,322
Farrell.
1542
01:18:15,324 --> 01:18:16,791
- Farrell.
- - What?
1543
01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:18,693
Farrell, stay awake.
1544
01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:21,729
Ugh, I'm so tired.
1545
01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:26,100
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
1546
01:18:26,102 --> 01:18:29,870
I can't believe I used
to take sleep for granted.
1547
01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:33,374
I mean, all those mornings
I woke up early
1548
01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:37,745
just to vandalize your locker
before you got to school.
1549
01:18:37,747 --> 01:18:40,147
I could've been at home in bed.
1550
01:18:40,149 --> 01:18:43,017
I just can't believe
how much time I spent
1551
01:18:43,019 --> 01:18:44,351
up late at night hacking
1552
01:18:44,353 --> 01:18:46,320
into the school's
computer system...
1553
01:18:48,391 --> 01:18:51,025
To change your grades
from as to cs
1554
01:18:51,027 --> 01:18:53,427
or slash your service hours
or give you detention
1555
01:18:53,429 --> 01:18:55,329
or take points off your sats.
1556
01:18:57,767 --> 01:18:59,366
I'd trade it all in
1557
01:18:59,368 --> 01:19:02,203
- for like, four minutes of sleep right now.
- Yeah.
1558
01:19:02,205 --> 01:19:04,071
Wait, that was you?
1559
01:19:08,911 --> 01:19:10,945
It's always been me.
1560
01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:15,249
It's always been you.
1561
01:19:56,993 --> 01:19:58,225
Ahem!
1562
01:20:02,165 --> 01:20:03,998
Hi there.
1563
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,901
I am truly sorry to say this,
1564
01:20:06,903 --> 01:20:09,370
but you are both out
of the competition.
1565
01:20:09,372 --> 01:20:10,571
- What?
- Wait, no, no.
1566
01:20:10,573 --> 01:20:12,273
Both of us?
That's not fair.
1567
01:20:12,275 --> 01:20:16,377
After 50 hours
and eight minutes,
1568
01:20:16,379 --> 01:20:18,979
- we have no winner.
- No.
1569
01:20:18,981 --> 01:20:20,314
No, no, no.
That's not right.
1570
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:21,982
There has to be a winner.
1571
01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:24,285
I'm sorry.
Rules are rules.
1572
01:20:24,287 --> 01:20:27,321
Now, I would like
to thank both of you
1573
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:29,223
for your participation
1574
01:20:29,225 --> 01:20:31,258
by awarding you
1575
01:20:31,260 --> 01:20:36,330
these authentic
big Jim key rings, huh?
1576
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:38,365
- I don't want that.
- You sure?
1577
01:20:38,367 --> 01:20:40,301
- I'm positive.
- All right,
1578
01:20:40,303 --> 01:20:42,136
'cause I ain't
gonna offer it again.
1579
01:20:42,138 --> 01:20:46,106
Anyways, I want to wish
both of you a fantastic day.
1580
01:20:46,108 --> 01:20:48,142
Thank you for playing.
1581
01:20:48,144 --> 01:20:50,244
- Can he do that?
- I don't care if he can or not.
1582
01:20:50,246 --> 01:20:51,979
- We're not gonna let him.
- This isn't fair!
1583
01:20:51,981 --> 01:20:53,914
Dude, come on. We stood
there for three days.
1584
01:20:53,916 --> 01:20:55,616
- Stop ignoring us.
- Is this just some big scam
1585
01:20:55,618 --> 01:20:57,184
to get people
to come to your dealership?
1586
01:20:57,186 --> 01:20:58,285
Were you even
gonna give us a car
1587
01:20:58,287 --> 01:20:59,587
or are you just a crook?
1588
01:21:03,593 --> 01:21:04,859
Me?
1589
01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:09,129
I'm the crook?
1590
01:21:09,131 --> 01:21:12,333
What about you?
You cheated!
1591
01:21:12,335 --> 01:21:14,401
You tried to lure her away
1592
01:21:14,403 --> 01:21:15,402
with that
good-lookin' guy.
1593
01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:18,272
And you, you poisoned him!
1594
01:21:18,274 --> 01:21:20,474
I got a news flash for you.
1595
01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:21,909
Both of you were
looking for the easy way
1596
01:21:21,911 --> 01:21:23,277
to get what you want.
1597
01:21:23,279 --> 01:21:26,180
That's what you all do now.
1598
01:21:26,182 --> 01:21:28,549
I'll tell you something,
when I was your age,
1599
01:21:28,551 --> 01:21:31,252
I had to work for my first car.
1600
01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:33,420
Okay, I worked,
and I saved money for a year
1601
01:21:33,422 --> 01:21:35,522
so that I could afford
the car of my dreams.
1602
01:21:35,524 --> 01:21:38,092
Now, you guys
think life is just,
1603
01:21:38,094 --> 01:21:41,295
I don't know, what,
some big popularity contest
1604
01:21:41,297 --> 01:21:43,631
and whoever
has the most friends wins.
1605
01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:45,633
You want something bad enough?
1606
01:21:45,635 --> 01:21:48,168
Well, you've gotta work for it.
1607
01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,539
You ain't gonna get it for free.
1608
01:21:52,541 --> 01:21:54,008
And you sure ain't gonna take it
1609
01:21:54,010 --> 01:21:55,576
from somebody else.
1610
01:21:55,578 --> 01:21:56,644
We're not like that.
1611
01:21:56,646 --> 01:21:59,346
The contest is over!
1612
01:21:59,348 --> 01:22:00,581
Read the rules!
1613
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,316
It says very clear
1614
01:22:02,318 --> 01:22:05,152
in section three,
paragraph five, line six,
1615
01:22:05,154 --> 01:22:06,987
"the last person with their hand
1616
01:22:06,989 --> 01:22:09,056
on that car wins!"
1617
01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:13,193
There was no last person
and you both lose!
1618
01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:17,197
Now if you will
kindly excuse me,
1619
01:22:17,199 --> 01:22:19,533
I have a business to run.
1620
01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:23,003
Wait!
1621
01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:26,307
Wait, no, I remember now.
1622
01:22:26,309 --> 01:22:28,309
There was someone
with their hand on the car.
1623
01:22:28,311 --> 01:22:29,977
It was Amy.
She won.
1624
01:22:29,979 --> 01:22:31,712
No. No, no, no, no, no.
It was Farrell.
1625
01:22:31,714 --> 01:22:33,180
I lifted my hand first, okay?
1626
01:22:33,182 --> 01:22:35,015
Farrell won, fair and square.
1627
01:22:35,017 --> 01:22:36,717
No, I definitely did not win,
that did not happen.
1628
01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:39,086
Yes, you did, okay? Stop
trying to be so competitive.
1629
01:22:39,088 --> 01:22:40,487
If I said you won, you won.
1630
01:22:40,489 --> 01:22:42,222
I admit it, total loser,
right here.
1631
01:22:42,224 --> 01:22:43,724
No, you won, Farrell.
1632
01:22:47,730 --> 01:22:51,298
So shines a good deed
on a weary world.
1633
01:22:54,603 --> 01:22:56,403
That was it.
1634
01:22:56,405 --> 01:23:01,375
Right there, that is what
I was waiting for! Huh?
1635
01:23:01,377 --> 01:23:03,110
So, were we competing for a car
1636
01:23:03,112 --> 01:23:05,546
or for your chocolate factory?
1637
01:23:05,548 --> 01:23:07,348
Don't you see?
1638
01:23:07,350 --> 01:23:09,383
Guys, you were competing
1639
01:23:09,385 --> 01:23:12,286
for all that's good
in the world.
1640
01:23:12,288 --> 01:23:15,522
Hmm, you were competing
for virtues and values
1641
01:23:15,524 --> 01:23:17,758
and honor and all that's right.
1642
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:19,460
Well, yes, true,
1643
01:23:19,462 --> 01:23:22,696
you were competing
for yourselves...
1644
01:23:22,698 --> 01:23:27,034
But you were also competing
for each other.
1645
01:23:27,036 --> 01:23:30,571
I was competing for the car.
1646
01:23:30,573 --> 01:23:34,475
Yeah, listen, about the car...
1647
01:23:34,477 --> 01:23:36,643
Mommy made me eat my MandMs.
1648
01:23:36,645 --> 01:23:38,112
Mommy made me eat my...
1649
01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:41,215
- Hi, it's Maya here.
- And Mia.
1650
01:23:41,217 --> 01:23:43,450
- And...
- We're back!
1651
01:23:43,452 --> 01:23:45,452
And back together
because we're the only ones
1652
01:23:45,454 --> 01:23:47,488
who can stand to be around us.
1653
01:23:47,490 --> 01:23:49,056
Love you forever.
1654
01:23:49,058 --> 01:23:51,558
Oh, I love you too.
1655
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,093
We all know you're wondering
1656
01:23:53,095 --> 01:23:54,661
who won big Jim's
dream car contest,
1657
01:23:54,663 --> 01:23:57,398
and we're here
with all the gory details.
1658
01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,233
We'll get to the winner
in a sec,
1659
01:23:59,235 --> 01:24:01,702
but first, let's take a
look at all the losers.
1660
01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:03,404
Colby Mann didn't live up
to his name
1661
01:24:03,406 --> 01:24:06,306
and went all girly
less than 15 minutes in.
1662
01:24:06,308 --> 01:24:09,043
Now, instead of wearing
an athletic supporter,
1663
01:24:09,045 --> 01:24:11,745
- he is one.
- Aw, poor Colby.
1664
01:24:11,747 --> 01:24:14,681
Lala Zzyzx didn't win,
and to be honest,
1665
01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:16,717
I like the way she looked
before her makeover.
1666
01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:18,585
Oh, my gosh, so glad
you said something,
1667
01:24:18,587 --> 01:24:20,454
'cause I totally agree.
1668
01:24:20,456 --> 01:24:22,689
You should never
give into peer pressure.
1669
01:24:22,691 --> 01:24:24,591
Don't change
to be like everyone else.
1670
01:24:24,593 --> 01:24:27,394
Seriously, just keep it real.
1671
01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,630
Klyde Kosar didn't win,
1672
01:24:29,632 --> 01:24:32,099
which is really sad
because he was really cute.
1673
01:24:32,101 --> 01:24:34,401
- Oh, yeah.
- Although he later attempted
1674
01:24:34,403 --> 01:24:36,336
to set a record
for jumping his motorcycle
1675
01:24:36,338 --> 01:24:38,639
over 53 food trucks.
1676
01:24:38,641 --> 01:24:40,507
How impressive.
1677
01:24:40,509 --> 01:24:43,210
He's my man crush Monday
every single Monday.
1678
01:24:43,212 --> 01:24:44,511
Unfortunately,
it didn't work out
1679
01:24:44,513 --> 01:24:46,146
quite how he planned.
1680
01:24:46,148 --> 01:24:48,382
We wish you
a speedy recovery, Klyde.
1681
01:24:48,384 --> 01:24:50,684
We really do.
Call me, Klyde.
1682
01:24:50,686 --> 01:24:52,186
Call me.
Call me.
1683
01:24:52,188 --> 01:24:53,821
Call me.
1684
01:24:53,823 --> 01:24:56,090
Jerome Bryant lost the contest,
1685
01:24:56,092 --> 01:24:58,192
but won a recording contract.
1686
01:24:58,194 --> 01:24:59,493
More importantly though,
1687
01:24:59,495 --> 01:25:01,695
how did he teach that cat
to rap?
1688
01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:04,398
- Yeah, how?
- That cat is so talented.
1689
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:07,401
Seriously, I wish I had half
the talent that cat has.
1690
01:25:07,403 --> 01:25:09,703
Sophie Jackson...
1691
01:25:09,705 --> 01:25:12,372
- Wait, what even happened to her?
- I don't know.
1692
01:25:12,374 --> 01:25:14,374
She hasn't tweeted
in three days.
1693
01:25:14,376 --> 01:25:16,310
It's like she's fallen
off the face of the earth.
1694
01:25:16,312 --> 01:25:19,113
Sophie, if you're okay,
please let us know by
1695
01:25:19,115 --> 01:25:20,747
tweeting a selfie or something.
1696
01:25:20,749 --> 01:25:24,118
Hashtag
"sophiewhereareyou?"
1697
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:26,186
Which of course leaves just two,
1698
01:25:26,188 --> 01:25:28,188
our very own Katniss and Peeta.
1699
01:25:28,190 --> 01:25:29,256
Katniss and Peeta?
1700
01:25:29,258 --> 01:25:31,825
- They're here?
- N-no.
1701
01:25:31,827 --> 01:25:34,595
Amy Robertson
and Farrell Bennett.
1702
01:25:34,597 --> 01:25:35,596
Oh.
1703
01:25:35,598 --> 01:25:37,564
So, which one won?
1704
01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:40,601
Who was the ultimate winner
of their dream car?
1705
01:25:43,272 --> 01:25:45,672
It was a tie!
1706
01:25:45,674 --> 01:25:47,608
Fifty hours.
1707
01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:50,611
I did not think
you would make it past four.
1708
01:25:50,613 --> 01:25:52,246
What can I say?
1709
01:25:52,248 --> 01:25:53,881
I can wait years
for something I want.
1710
01:25:53,883 --> 01:25:55,449
Yeah, you might want
to keep your hands
1711
01:25:55,451 --> 01:25:57,317
on the steering wheel
there, don Juan.
1712
01:25:57,319 --> 01:25:58,852
Okay.
1713
01:25:58,854 --> 01:26:00,654
You, uh, you might need this.
1714
01:26:02,691 --> 01:26:05,526
Yeah, okay!
This is so awesome.
1715
01:26:05,528 --> 01:26:06,894
Let's go, let's go.
1716
01:26:06,896 --> 01:26:09,163
Thank you.
1717
01:26:13,202 --> 01:26:15,669
That, my friend,
1718
01:26:15,671 --> 01:26:19,373
is the future driving off there.
1719
01:26:19,375 --> 01:26:22,209
It don't look so bad.
1720
01:26:22,211 --> 01:26:25,412
Come on, Bo.
I'm gonna take you for a walk.
1721
01:26:25,414 --> 01:26:27,848
Ah, ah.
I'm sorry.
1722
01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:29,750
That was wrong of me.
1723
01:26:29,752 --> 01:26:31,618
I can't walk you
without a leash!
1724
01:26:31,620 --> 01:26:33,520
That'd be against the law!
1725
01:26:33,522 --> 01:26:34,522
Come on, Bo!
1726
01:26:37,826 --> 01:26:39,793
You know, that was actually
a lot of fun.
1727
01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:46,266
- Were you just gonna kiss me?
- No.
1728
01:26:46,268 --> 01:26:48,435
You were totally
just gonna kiss me just then.
1729
01:26:48,437 --> 01:26:50,604
Do you have a problem with that?
1730
01:26:50,606 --> 01:26:52,806
I have a huge problem with that.
1731
01:26:52,808 --> 01:26:55,309
If anyone's gonna kiss anyone,
I'm gonna kiss you first.
1732
01:26:55,311 --> 01:26:56,877
No, because the thing is,
is I thought of it first.
1733
01:26:56,879 --> 01:26:58,645
You did not think of it first.
1734
01:26:58,647 --> 01:27:00,280
I literally guarantee
you that I thought of...
1735
01:27:00,282 --> 01:27:01,982
No, no, no, no,
that is not true.
1736
01:27:01,984 --> 01:27:03,550
- Pretty true, I'd say.
- Hey, guys.
1737
01:27:03,552 --> 01:27:05,385
Can you just kiss already?
1738
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:06,687
Yeah, that's just fine.
1739
01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:16,396
- Cool.
- Okay.
1740
01:27:16,398 --> 01:27:18,565
- Hey, when do I get to drive?
- Tomorrow.
1741
01:27:18,567 --> 01:27:21,368
We agreed, I get the car on
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays,
1742
01:27:21,370 --> 01:27:23,804
and you get it on Tuesdays,
Thursdays, and Saturdays.
1743
01:27:23,806 --> 01:27:25,472
And we get it on Sundays.
- Maybe.
1744
01:27:25,474 --> 01:27:27,507
See, we can all work together.
1745
01:27:27,509 --> 01:27:29,643
Everything doesn't have to be
a competition all the time.
1746
01:27:29,645 --> 01:27:31,511
- Cool.
- Wait, guys, was that...
1747
01:27:31,513 --> 01:27:33,247
Pay attention to the road.
- Okay,
1748
01:27:33,249 --> 01:27:34,982
I don't need you
telling me how to drive.
1749
01:27:34,984 --> 01:27:36,717
Well, obviously you need
someone telling you.
1750
01:27:36,719 --> 01:27:38,385
I thought we were past this.
1751
01:27:38,387 --> 01:27:39,853
- I thought you changed.
- Changed from what?
1752
01:27:39,855 --> 01:27:42,389
A licensed driver?
I know what I'm doing.
1753
01:27:42,391 --> 01:27:46,426
- You just need to calm down.
- Okay, Amy, this is really...
1754
01:27:49,426 --> 01:27:53,426
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