1 00:00:08,013 --> 00:00:09,432 {\an8}"My words are lazy" 2 00:00:09,682 --> 00:00:11,100 "My thoughts are cloudy" 3 00:00:11,450 --> 00:00:14,286 “But that's one thing "I'm sure of it" 4 00:00:14,554 --> 00:00:18,141 "Everyone needs a best friend" 5 00:00:18,267 --> 00:00:20,853 “I'm so glad I'm your best friend.” 6 00:00:30,828 --> 00:00:32,621 - (B7) - She was not injured 7 00:00:32,788 --> 00:00:34,290 - Again? - Yes 8 00:00:34,415 --> 00:00:37,126 -Oh my God! I didn't hit you 8 times - That's right 9 00:00:38,085 --> 00:00:40,129 - Have you placed your ships? - I didn't 10 00:00:40,296 --> 00:00:42,673 - What's wrong, dude? While you were deploying your military forces... 11 00:00:42,798 --> 00:00:45,051 I invested my resources in infrastructure 12 00:00:45,176 --> 00:00:48,679 Roads, bridges and schools And hospitals, John, are the needs of my people 13 00:00:48,804 --> 00:00:51,849 -The game doesn't work like that - It's not a game, you bastard! 14 00:00:52,016 --> 00:00:53,392 Oh my, okay 15 00:00:53,517 --> 00:00:55,895 I'm sorry, I think I watched The Mash series is too much 16 00:00:56,062 --> 00:01:00,483 “Get on top, boys "It's time for the cake cream." 17 00:01:01,525 --> 00:01:03,277 - Are we going to do this? - Lolly Loughlin will appear. 18 00:01:03,402 --> 00:01:05,780 On Oprah At 3 o'clock, so I was going to masturbate 19 00:01:05,905 --> 00:01:08,407 -I think I can record it - You are a good son 20 00:01:18,375 --> 00:01:20,211 - Hello, Sarah. - Hello, Ted. 21 00:01:20,336 --> 00:01:21,712 {\an8}How is working in the marijuana business? 22 00:01:21,837 --> 00:01:26,383 {\an8}The field of pottery is fine Thank you 23 00:01:26,509 --> 00:01:28,511 {\an8}I don't think you've met my cousin John. Sarah 24 00:01:28,636 --> 00:01:30,012 {\an8}- Hello - Hello 25 00:01:30,137 --> 00:01:32,348 {\an8}Sarah is Blair's friend from college 26 00:01:32,473 --> 00:01:36,936 {\an8}Her flight to California was cancelled. So you'll spend Christmas with us 27 00:01:37,103 --> 00:01:38,479 She is Indian 28 00:01:38,604 --> 00:01:41,190 You don't have to say that Oh Aunt Suze 29 00:01:41,357 --> 00:01:42,733 I don't mind that 30 00:01:42,858 --> 00:01:45,611 Sarah shouldn't To tell people she is Indian 31 00:01:45,736 --> 00:01:48,447 {\an8}- Thank you Aren't you grateful that you're staying with us? 32 00:01:48,572 --> 00:01:53,702 {\an8}Well, the tools are for my little helpers here 33 00:01:53,828 --> 00:01:55,913 {\an8}Do you want to use it as a joke? Colostomy or should I use it? 34 00:01:56,038 --> 00:01:57,581 {\an8}(Sarah) is the guest 35 00:01:57,706 --> 00:02:00,459 {\an8}Do you want to use a joke? Colostomy, Sarah? 36 00:02:00,584 --> 00:02:02,002 I'm fine, thank you both 37 00:02:03,045 --> 00:02:04,755 I need you outside, Johnny. 38 00:02:05,131 --> 00:02:08,467 {\an8}There is a raccoon stuck in the ice nearby The entrance I have to get out of there 39 00:02:08,592 --> 00:02:09,969 Why do you need me? 40 00:02:10,094 --> 00:02:12,138 I want you to put the pieces together in a bag For the homeless 41 00:02:12,263 --> 00:02:14,849 {\an8}Wait, aren't you giving things to the homeless? Except when you don't want to go to the landfill? 42 00:02:14,974 --> 00:02:18,769 Dear Matty, this is Sarah. Blair's Indian friend 43 00:02:18,894 --> 00:02:21,063 You really don't have to add that Oh Aunt Suze 44 00:02:21,188 --> 00:02:23,732 I ate Indian food once Right through my body 45 00:02:23,858 --> 00:02:26,068 I will inform the leadership about this 46 00:02:26,443 --> 00:02:29,613 Do what you want to do, I tell you what It just happened, okay, John, let's go 47 00:02:29,738 --> 00:02:32,533 In fact, I help my mother Putting cream on cakes 48 00:02:32,658 --> 00:02:34,994 -You can do that later -I asked him that before, Matty. 49 00:02:35,119 --> 00:02:38,122 {\an8}- You can wait your turn - Are you kidding me? Wow! 50 00:02:38,247 --> 00:02:41,041 {\an8}When I was your age, I would have been killed To shovel snow with my father 51 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:45,212 {\an8}Yes, I see how it would make a cut A dead raccoon is a memory between a father and his son 52 00:02:45,337 --> 00:02:46,714 So it won't help? 53 00:02:46,839 --> 00:02:49,717 {\an8}I have a lot of cakes that I have to put cream on it, Dad 54 00:02:50,384 --> 00:02:53,137 - I said it like a real man - What does that mean? 55 00:02:53,262 --> 00:02:57,725 {\an8}No, it's okay, you know? Stay here Putting frosting on cakes with the ladies 56 00:02:57,892 --> 00:03:00,144 Maybe we can go and see a play On Broadway next 57 00:03:00,269 --> 00:03:02,396 Can we do this, Matty? 58 00:03:02,521 --> 00:03:08,110 {\an8}So you're suggesting that John... what? Like me? Because he puts frosting on cakes? 59 00:03:08,235 --> 00:03:09,612 Help me here, Susan. 60 00:03:09,737 --> 00:03:14,325 Look at this, is this a genie? Holding a piece of sugarcane? 61 00:03:14,450 --> 00:03:16,911 No, it's a barber pole The genie just went for a shave 62 00:03:17,036 --> 00:03:21,040 I loved this. Come on, Matty. And look at the genie's hair 63 00:03:21,165 --> 00:03:23,000 Wretched, oh! 64 00:03:23,167 --> 00:03:26,045 Did you know that when I was growing up A little younger than you, I was in Vietnam. 65 00:03:26,170 --> 00:03:29,423 Did I tell you about the time I thought... I saw a clown in a field... 66 00:03:29,548 --> 00:03:31,634 But it turns out that he is an upside-down man inside To the outside? 67 00:03:32,509 --> 00:03:35,846 Do you know? Forget it, put the cream on On your gay buns 68 00:03:37,473 --> 00:03:42,311 Did he just say you're gay and then throw away his scarf? Angrily over his shoulder? 69 00:03:42,436 --> 00:03:44,813 - Yes -Maybe he's still trying to solve his problems 70 00:03:44,939 --> 00:03:46,774 They're always the homophobes 71 00:03:46,899 --> 00:03:48,442 I never understood this term 72 00:03:48,567 --> 00:03:49,944 - What term? - Homophobia 73 00:03:50,069 --> 00:03:51,612 It's anti-gay bias 74 00:03:51,737 --> 00:03:54,031 But isn't it supposed to mean Homophobia? 75 00:03:54,156 --> 00:03:58,077 Yeah, I've always wondered that too Every other phobia means fear 76 00:03:58,202 --> 00:03:59,662 This is what homophobia means 77 00:03:59,787 --> 00:04:01,789 No, but it's different, isn't it? 78 00:04:01,914 --> 00:04:04,500 As in the movie (Arachnophobia) Where Jeff Daniels is afraid of spiders... 79 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:06,210 Because he thinks it will hurt him 80 00:04:06,377 --> 00:04:08,504 - Or kill him or something - Yeah, it's not like I'm saying... 81 00:04:08,629 --> 00:04:11,924 “I'm afraid of spiders because I think... "She'll make me a spider." 82 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:15,552 Or “You'll take over the school and teach the kids "Things about spiders" 83 00:04:15,678 --> 00:04:17,763 -Stop talking -If you are homophobic... 84 00:04:17,888 --> 00:04:21,475 Wouldn't I see a gay man and say... "A gay man! Run!" 85 00:04:23,769 --> 00:04:26,397 - Is the bear always like this? - I'm so sorry 86 00:04:29,984 --> 00:04:31,610 I didn't even run far 87 00:04:33,362 --> 00:04:35,531 So... (Bollywood)... 88 00:04:36,323 --> 00:04:37,741 Is it yours? 89 00:04:44,123 --> 00:04:46,709 Come on, Matty, we're going to be late for church 90 00:04:46,834 --> 00:04:49,712 No, I'm taking the weekend off The Pats will play against Buffalo. 91 00:04:50,045 --> 00:04:53,424 But it is the last mass on Sunday Before Christmas Eve 92 00:04:53,757 --> 00:04:58,345 And Father Odell says that if you don't develop... A relationship with God will go to hell 93 00:04:58,512 --> 00:05:00,139 It couldn't be worse From one of his sermons 94 00:05:00,264 --> 00:05:01,682 Well, if it's that boring... 95 00:05:01,807 --> 00:05:05,602 Why the Boston Globe Spotlight team? Write a great story about him? 96 00:05:05,728 --> 00:05:07,771 Susan has a solo singing session In class today, Matty. 97 00:05:07,896 --> 00:05:09,523 I'll go to the next session, okay? I promise you that 98 00:05:09,648 --> 00:05:11,984 Oh my God! It's only 45 minutes Can't you do it for her? 99 00:05:12,109 --> 00:05:14,737 It's okay, he's doing a hard job All week 100 00:05:14,862 --> 00:05:18,782 If he wants to rest on Sunday So let him rest, this is what the Lord did 101 00:05:18,907 --> 00:05:21,744 No, but this is unacceptable He's acting like a selfish idiot 102 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:23,746 Am I selfish? Wait a little while 103 00:05:23,871 --> 00:05:28,876 I work 60 hours a week so you can have it A fridge full of Eggos and Fanta. 104 00:05:29,001 --> 00:05:31,879 He's right, we acknowledge the existence of Fanta. 105 00:05:32,046 --> 00:05:34,256 - Here you go, mom - Thank you, my dear 106 00:05:34,381 --> 00:05:36,633 - Yes - What is this? 107 00:05:37,092 --> 00:05:40,220 These are the toys for a giveaway campaign (Toys for Tots) 108 00:05:40,346 --> 00:05:41,930 This is Dennis the dump truck 109 00:05:43,015 --> 00:05:44,433 You cannot give it as a gift to anyone 110 00:05:44,683 --> 00:05:46,810 It's been in our basement for years 111 00:05:46,935 --> 00:05:49,521 Yes, but I've had it since I was a kid This means a lot to me 112 00:05:49,646 --> 00:05:51,607 It's called a dump truck Your denise? 113 00:05:51,732 --> 00:05:53,484 Don't mention the name of my truck 114 00:05:54,234 --> 00:05:56,403 But you never play with it, my dear 115 00:05:56,528 --> 00:05:58,614 Okay, I'll start playing with it 116 00:05:58,739 --> 00:06:01,492 Will you start playing with it now? 50 years old? 117 00:06:01,617 --> 00:06:04,620 Yeah, I'm going to start playing with it all the time 118 00:06:04,912 --> 00:06:06,622 I'll start now, see? 119 00:06:08,665 --> 00:06:12,503 Yes, we'll deliver the algae We will do it 120 00:06:13,212 --> 00:06:15,130 -This looks fun -Can we play? 121 00:06:15,297 --> 00:06:16,715 Nope 122 00:06:17,925 --> 00:06:19,468 What's happening? 123 00:06:20,886 --> 00:06:22,262 Why are you still here? 124 00:06:22,388 --> 00:06:26,100 Her plane flight was canceled so she'll be gone Christmas with us 125 00:06:26,308 --> 00:06:29,478 Wait a minute, we have a guest here? 126 00:06:29,603 --> 00:06:31,939 You will stay throughout the holiday And no one asked me? 127 00:06:32,147 --> 00:06:34,942 I can find another place I would stay there if that was a problem 128 00:06:35,067 --> 00:06:36,985 - Please, no - Absolutely not 129 00:06:37,111 --> 00:06:38,654 Susan agreed, so don't worry about it 130 00:06:38,779 --> 00:06:40,697 What? Don't I have any decision in my house? 131 00:06:40,823 --> 00:06:43,659 I think you are dealing with this A bit silly 132 00:06:43,784 --> 00:06:46,203 No one is on my side in this house At all 133 00:06:46,328 --> 00:06:48,205 I always stand against the rest 134 00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:52,292 Maybe someone will side with you if you don't post You always have a bad mood throughout the house 135 00:06:52,418 --> 00:06:54,545 Well, your girlfriend can stay here This week 136 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:56,213 Go and have fun in church Do you see? I'm nice 137 00:06:56,338 --> 00:07:00,426 Thank you very much, Mr. Scrooge. Bless us all 138 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:03,053 At least it was Scrooge. Brilliant businessman 139 00:07:03,178 --> 00:07:06,682 Yes, and Tiny Tim's condition was prior So Scrooge doesn't have to cover for her 140 00:07:06,807 --> 00:07:08,559 - Exactly -Can I play with the truck? 141 00:07:08,684 --> 00:07:10,102 Nope 142 00:07:20,195 --> 00:07:24,616 "Silent Night" 143 00:07:24,825 --> 00:07:29,163 "Holy Night" 144 00:07:29,371 --> 00:07:33,542 "Everything is quiet" 145 00:07:33,792 --> 00:07:38,005 "Everything is bright" 146 00:07:38,255 --> 00:07:44,261 “Near the virgin mother...” 147 00:07:44,386 --> 00:07:47,055 "And the child" 148 00:07:47,473 --> 00:07:50,976 "Holy Child..." 149 00:07:51,101 --> 00:07:55,314 "Very cute and fluffy" 150 00:07:56,148 --> 00:07:58,358 Wait, who's describing an infant? That he is thin? 151 00:07:58,484 --> 00:08:00,110 The description "cute" bothered me the most. 152 00:08:00,235 --> 00:08:01,904 Someone is eating this child 153 00:08:02,029 --> 00:08:05,115 "Peace..." 154 00:08:05,324 --> 00:08:13,332 "Sleep in heavenly peace" 155 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:16,793 Thanks for the course 156 00:08:16,919 --> 00:08:20,088 To Susan Bennett For her amazing solo singing 157 00:08:20,339 --> 00:08:24,384 - Where's Matty? -He's a little sick today 158 00:08:24,510 --> 00:08:28,931 It is important to mention Why do we celebrate Christmas? 159 00:08:29,181 --> 00:08:36,438 We celebrate the holiest of days Glory to the birth of Christ 160 00:08:36,563 --> 00:08:40,859 He was born not from the seed of a man Rather, it is of divine origin 161 00:08:41,193 --> 00:08:42,819 Nothing happened before or since... 162 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:47,699 Blessed are we, children of the Lord With a miracle like this 163 00:08:48,784 --> 00:08:50,202 Excuse me 164 00:08:50,827 --> 00:08:53,413 Yes, here, hello I'm Ted, a local bear 165 00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:57,376 Are you talking about a man who grew up? From nothing, right? 166 00:08:57,751 --> 00:08:59,670 - Yes - Yes, I am like that 167 00:09:00,587 --> 00:09:03,590 - Excuse me? - I say he is not the only one 168 00:09:03,799 --> 00:09:05,884 I don't think this is the same thing 169 00:09:06,051 --> 00:09:07,970 I said, "It didn't happen before." "or since then" 170 00:09:08,095 --> 00:09:11,348 But...this guy 171 00:09:11,557 --> 00:09:15,143 The birth of Christ was a heavenly miracle - What do you call this? 172 00:09:15,269 --> 00:09:18,522 I don't see a lot of Pound Babies. Or Monchichez walking around 173 00:09:18,647 --> 00:09:21,900 It was clearly the birth of Christ Destined by the Lord 174 00:09:22,025 --> 00:09:24,319 His mark was the Star of Bethlehem. 175 00:09:24,444 --> 00:09:26,655 Miraculous light from heaven 176 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:28,782 - There was a star - There was a star, right? 177 00:09:28,907 --> 00:09:30,576 - Yes, there was a shooting star - I had a star 178 00:09:30,701 --> 00:09:33,161 - Yes - (Christ) had a divine goal 179 00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:36,873 The Lord sent him to us to spread the word That he loves us 180 00:09:36,999 --> 00:09:38,375 "I love you" 181 00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:41,211 - Your turn, Friar Tuck. - I just want to finish the sermon 182 00:09:41,336 --> 00:09:43,630 I'm just saying I might be the Messiah I might be 183 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:46,049 I'm not saying I'm sure of that But it's a possibility 184 00:09:46,174 --> 00:09:47,926 I may be (the Messiah) 185 00:09:48,051 --> 00:09:49,970 This is very offensive 186 00:09:50,095 --> 00:09:51,763 That's what the man who eats babies says! 187 00:09:52,014 --> 00:09:55,684 “10, 10, here she goes.” 188 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:01,398 Damned Patriots! 189 00:10:01,523 --> 00:10:03,275 Do you see that, Dennis? 190 00:10:04,276 --> 00:10:07,738 Why wasn't I born in Buffalo? I would win every year 191 00:10:07,863 --> 00:10:10,032 Wow! Buffalo has it all 192 00:10:10,324 --> 00:10:13,410 Let's leave something special for Santa. this year" 193 00:10:13,535 --> 00:10:15,621 "(Jello Pudding Pups)" 194 00:10:16,288 --> 00:10:17,748 "Santa will love it." 195 00:10:17,873 --> 00:10:21,168 "Happy Holidays from Jello Pudding Pups." 196 00:10:23,837 --> 00:10:26,381 I'm sure Bill Cosby Have a good Christmas 197 00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:31,553 I'm sure he doesn't have to deal With a group of people telling him he's an idiot 198 00:10:33,513 --> 00:10:38,810 Previously he was the man of the house He says a word and everyone sticks to it 199 00:10:38,977 --> 00:10:41,605 Now it's more like this On the Jerry Springer program 200 00:10:44,358 --> 00:10:46,735 I'm sure if you could talk I would have stood in my line 201 00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:49,571 "Drink another can of beer, Matty." "You deserve it" 202 00:10:49,696 --> 00:10:52,991 Well, thank you, Dennis. I think I will do that 203 00:10:53,992 --> 00:10:59,331 "And take your socks off, Matty." "I don't mind the smell of your feet." 204 00:10:59,456 --> 00:11:01,667 “Because I know this is nothing "You can control it." 205 00:11:01,792 --> 00:11:05,253 I appreciate that, Dennis. Thank you 206 00:11:05,504 --> 00:11:07,130 - "(Mate)" - Yes? 207 00:11:07,589 --> 00:11:09,466 “Isn't he supposed to be there White history month too? 208 00:11:09,591 --> 00:11:12,344 You're the one who said that, Dennis. Not me 209 00:11:22,646 --> 00:11:24,690 That was great flossing 210 00:11:28,652 --> 00:11:32,531 Nothing is better than taking things out From some places, right? 211 00:11:36,326 --> 00:11:39,955 Let me know when you want to try removing it The hair sticking out of my neck 212 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,711 Are you still punishing me with silence? 213 00:11:45,836 --> 00:11:48,505 Look, I already said, "I'm sorry Because I didn't attend your solo." 214 00:11:48,839 --> 00:11:50,382 You know I can't Sitting on wood 215 00:11:50,507 --> 00:11:52,259 This triggers my hemorrhoids! 216 00:11:54,553 --> 00:11:58,223 So I'm guilty of having hemorrhoids Also I think, right? 217 00:11:59,433 --> 00:12:01,435 I don't work at the post office, Susan. 218 00:12:01,643 --> 00:12:05,188 Objects do not appear on their own There is effort involved 219 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,904 Maybe I'll buy donut pillows. 220 00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:15,282 No, you know? You won't be able to Hearing this news 221 00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:37,345 "I wished I could live, you idiot." 222 00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:52,128 How did this happen? 223 00:13:52,253 --> 00:13:53,713 Like what happened with Ted. 224 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:58,050 I was looking out the window A shooting star passed and I wished 225 00:13:58,176 --> 00:14:00,511 “And here I am.” -Is this house cursed? 226 00:14:00,636 --> 00:14:02,138 "Can I smoke here, Susan?" 227 00:14:02,263 --> 00:14:03,681 If he smokes, I will be allowed to smoke 228 00:14:03,806 --> 00:14:05,433 I'm sorry, Denise. 229 00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:08,269 If I let you smoke, I will have to Allow all dolls to smoke 230 00:14:08,644 --> 00:14:10,021 "Unfortunate" 231 00:14:10,146 --> 00:14:12,273 Can I ask you a question? How did you feel? 232 00:14:12,398 --> 00:14:14,525 “At one point there was nothing And the next moment I could speak." 233 00:14:14,650 --> 00:14:17,320 Did you feel esophageal reflux afterward? 234 00:14:17,445 --> 00:14:20,531 “Yes, that was something, I felt like it too "I should have pee but I couldn't do it." 235 00:14:20,656 --> 00:14:23,618 Yes, this happened to me too, it must be This is what happens when dolls come to life 236 00:14:23,743 --> 00:14:29,248 -So you wished your truck would live? - Not exactly 237 00:14:29,373 --> 00:14:32,126 I wish there was someone to support me In arguments in this house 238 00:14:32,251 --> 00:14:35,087 “Suddenly I could move "And I hated the Yankees." 239 00:14:35,213 --> 00:14:37,590 I think it's a Christmas miracle 240 00:14:37,715 --> 00:14:40,218 So have there been murders here? 241 00:14:40,343 --> 00:14:43,513 - Was a grave desecrated? - Oh, look at this! 242 00:14:43,638 --> 00:14:45,765 They give residence visas for free For workers in technology 243 00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,850 "Good luck, they're coming." 244 00:14:48,059 --> 00:14:49,435 -Who? - "The Immigrants" 245 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,396 Wow, really? Him too? 246 00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:55,858 Yes, positive discrimination nerds They probably jump for their happiness 247 00:14:55,983 --> 00:14:58,444 “Sure, they'll watch them take All jobs" 248 00:14:58,569 --> 00:15:02,073 You know that positive discrimination It's not about taking things from you, right? 249 00:15:02,198 --> 00:15:05,034 It's about supporting people Those who have been subjected to discrimination 250 00:15:05,159 --> 00:15:08,412 - Here she repeats it "Here she repeats that! What nonsense!" 251 00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:11,541 So you say we should give jobs To people based on their skin color? 252 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:14,794 I say there was no equality For centuries... 253 00:15:14,919 --> 00:15:17,922 We must adjust the balance So... yeah 254 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,507 "Well, you see? This is racist." 255 00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:22,426 You are the one advocating for a workforce Dominated by whites 256 00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:25,429 “I don't care if they're green Or purple or orange, okay?” 257 00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:27,265 I don't want their colors to be Black, brown or yellow 258 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:29,517 - What a shame! - Really, dude? 259 00:15:29,642 --> 00:15:32,186 “Seriously, it's a joke, relax.” 260 00:15:32,311 --> 00:15:33,813 Well, look, I'm a brown person 261 00:15:33,938 --> 00:15:36,566 Just FYI, my parents moved here From (India) 262 00:15:36,691 --> 00:15:39,485 They built a very successful company on their own 263 00:15:39,610 --> 00:15:41,320 They had to put in twice the effort To do this 264 00:15:41,445 --> 00:15:42,989 "They own a company, okay?" 265 00:15:43,114 --> 00:15:44,949 Did your parents vote for Clinton? Or Bush? 266 00:15:45,199 --> 00:15:47,285 They voted for Bush, but... 267 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:49,662 - "Wow!" - Checkmate 268 00:15:49,787 --> 00:15:52,832 Do you see? That's why Denise is here That's why Denise is here 269 00:15:52,957 --> 00:15:54,625 But I voted for Clinton. 270 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,627 Do you know what the problem is? Damn Republicans 271 00:15:56,752 --> 00:16:00,214 I swear, all you care about is winning the argument 272 00:16:00,339 --> 00:16:02,967 You don't care about real change Or justice 273 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:06,012 It's all about feeling fake smart For just two seconds 274 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,681 Let me ask you What about the world beyond you? 275 00:16:08,806 --> 00:16:10,808 What about others and their needs? 276 00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:12,560 "Oh shit! What's making you angry?" 277 00:16:12,685 --> 00:16:15,062 “You have two women on the Supreme Court now "You win" 278 00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:16,814 Yes, right? 279 00:16:16,939 --> 00:16:18,858 2 out of 9 is a good number 280 00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:22,028 Well, you know what? I'm used to accepting This nonsense from Matty. 281 00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:26,449 But I wouldn't take it from a random piece of junk Life came into it 282 00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:27,992 - No offense, Ted. - It's okay 283 00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,535 Come on, let's go 284 00:16:32,288 --> 00:16:35,374 So we don't care that I'm (the Messiah) Isn't it? 285 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:11,535 Wow! 286 00:17:11,994 --> 00:17:13,412 Hello 287 00:17:13,871 --> 00:17:18,501 I was checking on you to see if you were okay yet... 288 00:17:20,586 --> 00:17:22,963 You seem fine 289 00:17:25,466 --> 00:17:27,927 Wait, Aunt Suze. 290 00:17:28,427 --> 00:17:29,929 There's something you should know 291 00:17:30,638 --> 00:17:32,056 What? 292 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:34,558 Sarah and I... 293 00:17:35,559 --> 00:17:37,019 -We are in a relationship - Yes 294 00:17:37,144 --> 00:17:38,562 We are dating 295 00:17:39,814 --> 00:17:41,649 - No - Yes 296 00:17:41,774 --> 00:17:46,070 No, you're just very close friends 297 00:17:47,113 --> 00:17:48,489 - No - No 298 00:17:48,614 --> 00:17:50,366 This is not what I just saw... 299 00:17:50,491 --> 00:17:54,578 What I saw was your expression About your good friendship 300 00:17:54,745 --> 00:17:59,041 Just like the girls were on the tennis team They did when I was in school 301 00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,627 Do you know? Maybe you're right 302 00:18:01,752 --> 00:18:03,879 Maybe this is better 303 00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:05,423 We just... 304 00:18:05,589 --> 00:18:08,342 - Two very close friends - Wait, what? 305 00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:10,344 The residents of this house, Sarah. They believe Liberace... 306 00:18:10,469 --> 00:18:12,513 He had a good personality, okay? 307 00:18:12,638 --> 00:18:14,348 I think "best friends" It's more than they'll admit 308 00:18:14,473 --> 00:18:17,727 Wow! was (liberace) Very enthusiastic, isn't it? 309 00:18:17,852 --> 00:18:19,353 No, Blair, okay? 310 00:18:19,478 --> 00:18:22,148 I'm tired of this, we're hiding it Wherever we go 311 00:18:22,273 --> 00:18:23,649 -I know that - This is nonsense 312 00:18:23,774 --> 00:18:25,651 Well, do you think my uncle... Will he accept this? 313 00:18:25,776 --> 00:18:27,153 - For your sake - Especially with Dennis. 314 00:18:27,278 --> 00:18:33,117 Who cares about his opinion? And why should I care? Do you think I'm a stupid doll with my sexual orientation? 315 00:18:33,409 --> 00:18:34,952 This is a sentence one does not hear every day 316 00:18:35,077 --> 00:18:37,872 Wouldn't it be easier to tell them? That we're more than best friends? 317 00:18:37,997 --> 00:18:43,753 I really think that if we pause for a moment... We'll save ourselves a lot of stress 318 00:18:43,961 --> 00:18:46,130 Okay? At least until passing Christmas 319 00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:49,759 We're not too busy On January 3rd 320 00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:52,470 - That's great, that would be good - Okay 321 00:18:52,595 --> 00:18:54,054 Thank you, Susan. 322 00:18:56,557 --> 00:18:59,852 January 3rd Mark your calendar 323 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,787 Wow! Did I tell you that someone... Break into my car and masturbate on the sign? 324 00:19:17,912 --> 00:19:19,830 Yes, 50 times 325 00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:21,916 Well, bad luck, Sarah. We are on vacation 326 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,417 Can we not turn against each other? 327 00:19:23,542 --> 00:19:25,753 - Okay, let me braid your hair - Thank you 328 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:31,091 Well, we can't read all that 329 00:19:31,217 --> 00:19:34,345 If we will be sure if you are truly the Messiah We should at least read it 330 00:19:34,470 --> 00:19:36,639 I've never seen such thin pages before 331 00:19:36,764 --> 00:19:39,642 I know that Like napkins with boring stories on them 332 00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:42,770 You know, I was thinking how do we know That Dennis is not the Messiah. 333 00:19:42,895 --> 00:19:45,606 Jesus walked on water, Johnny. He walked 334 00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:47,399 This means he has two feet And no wheels 335 00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:49,068 Yes, that makes sense 336 00:19:50,528 --> 00:19:52,321 Wait, stop there, look 337 00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:54,573 (Matthew), 31-21 338 00:19:54,698 --> 00:20:00,579 “I'm really telling you the tax collectors And prostitutes will enter the Kingdom of Heaven before you.” 339 00:20:00,704 --> 00:20:02,957 Look at this, (Christ) is killing time With prostitutes 340 00:20:03,082 --> 00:20:05,751 Yes, and it says there are prostitutes In Paradise, this is very similar to you 341 00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:07,753 Yes, most of those in Paradise They are prostitutes 342 00:20:07,878 --> 00:20:09,630 Wait, so we'll pay for sex In paradise? 343 00:20:09,755 --> 00:20:12,383 You don't pay them for sex But let them fly away 344 00:20:13,467 --> 00:20:14,885 Let's see 345 00:20:15,803 --> 00:20:19,765 “And look, I'm coming fast And my prize is with me to give...” 346 00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:21,308 What was the first sentence? 347 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,477 "Look, I'm coming fast." 348 00:20:23,602 --> 00:20:25,229 - He (Christ) said that? - Yes 349 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:28,232 This is not the sentence I would start With "look" 350 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,775 What else is there? 351 00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:32,278 Look, look, there 352 00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:33,779 "(John) the Apostle" 353 00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:35,739 Christ had an apostle named John. 354 00:20:35,906 --> 00:20:38,659 Wow! These were his friends Isn't it? 355 00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:42,204 Yes, there was Sleepy and Sneezy. And Dobby and Johnny and Blitzen... 356 00:20:42,329 --> 00:20:44,039 And Larry Darrell and Darrell. 357 00:20:44,164 --> 00:20:46,792 There is no more doubt, I (the Messiah) 358 00:20:46,917 --> 00:20:48,294 Wow! 359 00:20:48,419 --> 00:20:50,045 Does this mean you have superpowers? 360 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:51,964 Yes, but probably I have to learn how to use it 361 00:20:52,089 --> 00:20:53,591 - Find spells - Incantations 362 00:20:53,716 --> 00:20:55,092 - Incantations, incantations - Incantations 363 00:20:55,217 --> 00:20:57,428 -I wonder what my preference is - The good anarchist 364 00:20:57,553 --> 00:21:00,306 Yes, valid but I might be messing around a little 365 00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:02,808 - Yes - Bad! Are we supposed to have dice? 366 00:21:08,147 --> 00:21:11,942 "Listen, Matty." A Jew, a Pole, and a black man entered a bar.” 367 00:21:12,067 --> 00:21:14,904 - What a shame! Really? - Watch your words! 368 00:21:15,029 --> 00:21:17,781 Tell your stupid truck that He tells racist jokes 369 00:21:17,907 --> 00:21:22,119 “I'm not racist, the joke's not about black people But about the Jew 370 00:21:22,244 --> 00:21:26,248 “And about the Polish, but to a lesser extent "And about the black person's penis a little." 371 00:21:26,373 --> 00:21:28,167 - Did you see? “The point is that none of them knew...” 372 00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:30,002 How deep is the water? 373 00:21:30,753 --> 00:21:33,255 “Hey! This is assault "I'm being attacked here." 374 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:35,090 "What a peaceful left" 375 00:21:35,215 --> 00:21:38,469 It's Christmas Can't we have a nice dinner together? 376 00:21:38,594 --> 00:21:41,597 Yes, we can It's beautiful meat, Aunt Susan. 377 00:21:41,722 --> 00:21:44,308 - Thank you - Yes, everything looks great 378 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:46,560 - Thank you, girls -Do you want some of this? 379 00:21:46,685 --> 00:21:48,062 - Yes, please - Stop! 380 00:21:48,187 --> 00:21:50,689 - Hey, what? -It's Christmas Eve 381 00:21:50,814 --> 00:21:54,068 We must say the prayer of thanksgiving to thank the Lord - Pardon 382 00:21:54,193 --> 00:21:56,445 - Okay - Would you accept this honor, Dennis? 383 00:21:56,570 --> 00:21:58,906 "Sure, bow your heads." 384 00:21:59,907 --> 00:22:01,283 - "Oh Lord" - Yes 385 00:22:01,408 --> 00:22:02,785 “Thank you for this food.” - No problem 386 00:22:02,910 --> 00:22:04,286 - “And in return for these blessings...” -Come anytime 387 00:22:04,411 --> 00:22:07,331 - “Make us thankful, and let us serve you...” - I will, with mashed potatoes 388 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:10,459 "What's wrong? Do you want to say a prayer of thanks?" -I will feel like a vile person 389 00:22:10,584 --> 00:22:13,837 Amen, that was beautiful, Dennis. 390 00:22:13,963 --> 00:22:17,299 “You can eat now.” - Thank you very much for your permission 391 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,593 “I hope the Thought Police won't fire you On political correctness...” 392 00:22:19,718 --> 00:22:22,596 “At that university Because of your prayers to Christ. 393 00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:25,724 70 percent of the world He doesn't even believe in Christ 394 00:22:25,849 --> 00:22:28,394 - I will convince them - Yes, they are hungry countries... 395 00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:29,895 Which does not have food 396 00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:32,815 So God loves Americans more? Is this your theory? 397 00:22:32,940 --> 00:22:35,192 “Yes, but not for long If Slick Willy ruins it... 398 00:22:35,317 --> 00:22:37,027 “By including homosexuals into the army.” 399 00:22:37,152 --> 00:22:38,988 "Seriously, what would Reagan say?" 400 00:22:39,196 --> 00:22:41,782 Now? Most likely something About trains 401 00:22:41,907 --> 00:22:44,034 Would anyone like mushroom balls? 402 00:22:44,159 --> 00:22:46,453 Do you agree with Denise? Uncle Matty? 403 00:22:46,578 --> 00:22:47,955 That homosexuals should not serve In the army? 404 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,416 - I think it's a bad idea - Why? 405 00:22:50,582 --> 00:22:53,877 You want to put a guy like me in a barracks? With 20 normal men? 406 00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:55,963 What will happen? When they all go to the bathroom? 407 00:22:56,088 --> 00:22:57,506 I don't know, Matty, what's going to happen? 408 00:22:57,631 --> 00:23:00,426 In addition, the Bible says, “It is forbidden "Fuck your ass or you'll go to hell." 409 00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:03,721 - Where is the spells section? -So that's unethical too? 410 00:23:03,846 --> 00:23:06,682 Gays should go to hell Is this what you think? 411 00:23:06,807 --> 00:23:08,225 Listen, I don't care 412 00:23:08,350 --> 00:23:10,394 Anyone can put anything Wherever he wants 413 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:13,230 As long as they are not in the army And they are not in my house 414 00:23:13,355 --> 00:23:16,483 Okay, so I guess me and Sarah... We are not welcome here 415 00:23:17,109 --> 00:23:18,485 What do you mean? 416 00:23:19,903 --> 00:23:21,697 Sarah and I are in a relationship 417 00:23:21,864 --> 00:23:23,907 - You won the bet, Johnny. - Bad for you! 418 00:23:24,199 --> 00:23:27,244 I thought we would do this January 3rd, Blair. 419 00:23:27,369 --> 00:23:28,829 Wait a minute... 420 00:23:29,038 --> 00:23:30,998 You...you? 421 00:23:31,123 --> 00:23:32,541 Wow! 422 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,878 - Hey, hey, hey! - "What is this?" 423 00:23:36,003 --> 00:23:38,422 - What are you going to do about it? - Are you a lesbian? 424 00:23:38,547 --> 00:23:40,674 - I am gender fluid - What does this mean? 425 00:23:40,799 --> 00:23:44,636 This means that I am drawn to the characters Regardless of her gender 426 00:23:44,762 --> 00:23:46,597 Wow! 427 00:23:46,722 --> 00:23:49,183 “You're attracted to the characters and you chose them?” 428 00:23:49,308 --> 00:23:51,477 -You! - Bad for you! I only met 6 people 429 00:23:51,602 --> 00:23:53,312 - “The university is the reason” - The university is the reason 430 00:23:53,437 --> 00:23:55,856 - What a shame! - It's... What do I always say, Susan? 431 00:23:55,981 --> 00:23:58,609 -University makes people gay -University makes people gay 432 00:23:58,734 --> 00:24:00,110 I'm absolutely right 433 00:24:00,235 --> 00:24:04,281 They stay on the grass every weekend And they throw a plate 434 00:24:04,406 --> 00:24:06,116 How can throwing dishes be gay? 435 00:24:06,241 --> 00:24:08,994 -It's a sport where no one wins “It's just about having fun.” 436 00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:12,998 -What's the problem with that? -And what is this? They always do this 437 00:24:13,123 --> 00:24:14,625 This is not a sport for men 438 00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:17,669 “You can go up on a balcony And bid farewell to your beloved 439 00:24:17,795 --> 00:24:21,090 They hold the plate in a clapping motion as if you were In the front row at an Elton John concert. 440 00:24:21,256 --> 00:24:23,258 - “Clap-like movement” -Clapping-like movement... 441 00:24:23,383 --> 00:24:25,761 - With (wamu) dish - “Do you know why it is called (Wamu)?” 442 00:24:25,886 --> 00:24:28,597 “She turns and bends down to grab the plate Then..." 443 00:24:28,722 --> 00:24:31,433 Do you know? You wish you were a class You little bastard 444 00:24:31,558 --> 00:24:35,896 And I'm so sorry about our sexual orientation Offensive to everyone 445 00:24:36,063 --> 00:24:38,232 Merry fucking Christmas Let's go, Sarah 446 00:24:38,357 --> 00:24:41,902 - Blair, wait, honey - Thank you 447 00:24:42,653 --> 00:24:44,863 Please apologize to her, Matty. 448 00:24:45,072 --> 00:24:46,990 - Me? - Yes, you are 449 00:24:47,116 --> 00:24:49,034 "You must apologize to God." 450 00:24:49,159 --> 00:24:50,536 He says, "It's okay, don't worry." 451 00:24:50,661 --> 00:24:53,789 - But it's the holidays - I will not apologize to her 452 00:24:53,914 --> 00:24:58,043 A scandal broke out in front of the family In front of the meat 453 00:24:58,168 --> 00:25:03,298 Do you know? This is meaty and you won't eat a piece of it Until you apologize 454 00:25:03,423 --> 00:25:05,092 Do you know? You don't need any meat 455 00:25:05,217 --> 00:25:08,387 I have all the Slim Gym parts I need In the basement, come on, Dennis. 456 00:25:08,512 --> 00:25:09,930 "Good decision, buddy." 457 00:25:12,808 --> 00:25:15,435 All I wanted was a nice birthday 458 00:25:20,399 --> 00:25:22,693 Well, how about we try? One of the spells? 459 00:25:22,860 --> 00:25:24,486 I'll turn water into wine, let's go 460 00:25:29,867 --> 00:25:31,285 Well, try it 461 00:25:35,956 --> 00:25:37,666 -It's still water - Bad! 462 00:25:37,916 --> 00:25:40,419 Do you know? This is because we do not have a magic wand 463 00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:58,476 What? 464 00:25:59,727 --> 00:26:02,772 Hey, we brought you some meat If you're still hungry 465 00:26:03,606 --> 00:26:05,024 Where is he? 466 00:26:08,319 --> 00:26:12,573 - Yes, it touches $5 - Look 467 00:26:12,782 --> 00:26:15,743 -What do you want? -We just wanted to ask how you are 468 00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:17,787 - I'm in bad shape - Are you leaving? 469 00:26:17,912 --> 00:26:22,250 Yes, I thought about going To a more accepting place like Iran. 470 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:24,544 Listen, Blair. 471 00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:29,090 We just wanted to say that Teddy and I... We fully accept that you... 472 00:26:29,674 --> 00:26:32,135 As you know In case you were wondering 473 00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:35,471 -I don't need your approval -I know that, but... 474 00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:38,224 Do you know? I'm sorry I understand your point 475 00:26:39,058 --> 00:26:40,601 - Thank you - Okay 476 00:26:40,727 --> 00:26:43,187 -We love lesbians - Yes, very much 477 00:26:43,312 --> 00:26:46,607 -We found some magazines in the forest... -I got you 478 00:26:47,692 --> 00:26:50,403 Question, and I hope I'm not going too far with this... 479 00:26:50,528 --> 00:26:55,491 But is the reason... Have you ever had a bad penis? 480 00:26:55,992 --> 00:26:58,327 Yes, it doesn't happen like that 481 00:26:58,453 --> 00:27:03,833 Look, I'm not 100% in favor of it I'm only attracted to who I'm attracted to 482 00:27:04,584 --> 00:27:06,127 And a bad penis passed me by 483 00:27:07,003 --> 00:27:08,880 - What a shame! - This is amazing, this is amazing 484 00:27:09,005 --> 00:27:13,593 No, this is a free prank just for you two This is bullshit, okay? 485 00:27:13,718 --> 00:27:15,928 Thank you, thank you for the penis joke At Christmas 486 00:27:16,929 --> 00:27:21,601 Wretched! How am I supposed to share a house? With someone who treats me... 487 00:27:21,726 --> 00:27:24,103 As if I have some disease? 488 00:27:24,604 --> 00:27:26,689 I think it's impossible for him to apologize 489 00:27:26,814 --> 00:27:29,859 You know? If I can offer Some Christ's wisdom for you, Blair... 490 00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:32,278 You are smarter than him 491 00:27:32,403 --> 00:27:34,906 So maybe you will have to Go and talk to him 492 00:27:35,448 --> 00:27:36,866 Too bad for that! 493 00:27:36,991 --> 00:27:40,870 I will not extend an olive branch to anyone Opposes basic equality rights 494 00:27:40,995 --> 00:27:43,998 That's the problem, Blair. I don't think he opposes anything 495 00:27:44,373 --> 00:27:46,542 I think he didn't want to look stupid In front of his truck 496 00:27:47,084 --> 00:27:48,461 Listen to yourself 497 00:27:48,586 --> 00:27:50,963 Well, then don't do it for Dad Do it for my mom 498 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:54,759 She's really sad now This is because Christmas has been ruined 499 00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:56,928 I know this is going to be bad, but... 500 00:27:57,053 --> 00:27:59,222 But that's as I say in the book Romulan. 501 00:27:59,347 --> 00:28:00,723 "Turn the other cheek" 502 00:28:00,848 --> 00:28:02,225 "Do for others" 503 00:28:02,391 --> 00:28:03,810 "Say what you want without spitting." 504 00:28:04,477 --> 00:28:05,978 "I'll eat what you eat" 505 00:28:06,103 --> 00:28:09,065 -You're an idiot How do we respond to that, my interlocutor? 506 00:28:09,190 --> 00:28:11,025 - 4 hell points - 4 hell points 507 00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,527 What are hell points? 508 00:28:12,652 --> 00:28:16,364 This is how I determine which of my children I love He will be tortured forever 509 00:28:16,989 --> 00:28:18,449 Wow! 510 00:28:19,659 --> 00:28:21,369 Okay, okay 511 00:28:21,702 --> 00:28:23,246 I will talk to him 512 00:28:24,413 --> 00:28:27,625 - “Usually the audacity to attract...” "Wait, Frank, I'm the doctor here." 513 00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:29,585 "I thought I was the doctor here." 514 00:28:29,710 --> 00:28:32,296 “Actually, we're all doctors here Even the sick are doctors here.” 515 00:28:32,421 --> 00:28:33,923 "Sure" 516 00:28:34,340 --> 00:28:36,551 “Can you act professionally? What festival? 517 00:28:36,676 --> 00:28:39,804 “Well, I have a joke for you There's a plane about to go down, okay?" 518 00:28:39,929 --> 00:28:43,683 “A woman stands up and takes off her clothes She screams, "We will all die!" 519 00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:45,852 "Someone makes me feel like a real woman." 520 00:28:45,977 --> 00:28:49,689 The man next to her takes off his shirt And he says, "Take it, iron this." 521 00:28:51,858 --> 00:28:53,234 "Yes, right" 522 00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:56,070 - It's a good joke “That's how it will be down here.” 523 00:28:56,195 --> 00:28:59,407 “You and me and jokes about girls "women who do housework" 524 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:03,744 - (Matty) - “Oh my God! The stupid lesbian has come.” 525 00:29:04,537 --> 00:29:08,124 Dennis, I'd like to talk to my uncle Can you give us some time? 526 00:29:08,249 --> 00:29:11,627 Hey, if there's something you want to tell me You can say it in front of Dennis here 527 00:29:13,129 --> 00:29:14,547 Okay 528 00:29:15,673 --> 00:29:19,802 Listen, I don't expect us to agree In politics, okay? 529 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:22,054 That will never happen 530 00:29:22,597 --> 00:29:26,392 But this is not about politics But by nature 531 00:29:29,854 --> 00:29:31,272 (mate) 532 00:29:31,939 --> 00:29:34,650 Whether you like it or not We are from the same family 533 00:29:34,984 --> 00:29:38,362 I no longer talk to my parents So you and Aunt Susan are all I have 534 00:29:38,988 --> 00:29:40,740 I don't want to lose you too 535 00:29:41,449 --> 00:29:43,868 I'm your niece and I'm just... 536 00:29:45,536 --> 00:29:46,954 I... 537 00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:52,293 I think it's bad and unfair Don't you accept me as I am? 538 00:29:52,793 --> 00:29:56,088 “It's Christmas Eve "Not on Steve's eve." 539 00:29:57,381 --> 00:30:01,469 So all the ugly things he says Is this really your opinion too? 540 00:30:02,803 --> 00:30:05,431 "Don't hold back, Matty, this is your house." 541 00:30:08,059 --> 00:30:11,103 So I think you're a retarded bastard Just like him 542 00:30:12,188 --> 00:30:15,274 I wish you a happy birthday With your truck, Hitler, I'm leaving 543 00:30:19,195 --> 00:30:22,365 “Wow! They always mention Hitler.” When they lose an argument 544 00:30:22,615 --> 00:30:26,869 “By the way, not everything he did was…” -I need another can of beer 545 00:30:27,370 --> 00:30:28,871 “Why didn't you scold her?” 546 00:30:29,205 --> 00:30:30,581 What am I supposed to say? 547 00:30:30,706 --> 00:30:33,084 "Remind her who pays the bills here." 548 00:30:33,209 --> 00:30:35,294 “Tell her to stop disturbing the Lord.” 549 00:30:36,170 --> 00:30:38,547 -You don't know anything - "Really?" 550 00:30:38,673 --> 00:30:41,133 "I see now why Johnny is the way he is." 551 00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:43,552 - What do you mean? - “Your son is 16 years old” 552 00:30:43,678 --> 00:30:47,932 “He doesn't have a girlfriend and he doesn't play sports He spends all his time in his room with a stuffed bear... 553 00:30:48,057 --> 00:30:49,433 “No one knows what they are doing.” 554 00:30:49,558 --> 00:30:53,354 “It might be soft.” - Soft? What does that mean? 555 00:30:53,479 --> 00:30:55,856 "He cuts the crust of bread." 556 00:30:55,982 --> 00:30:58,109 - What? “He picks the leaves at night.” 557 00:30:58,234 --> 00:31:01,112 “He doesn't throw out all the seeds If you get my point 558 00:31:01,237 --> 00:31:04,657 - I didn't understand anything “He takes egg shells from the compost.” 559 00:31:04,782 --> 00:31:07,326 “Seriously, you get my point Your son is like me!" 560 00:31:07,451 --> 00:31:10,287 Don't talk to me about my son, you bastard 561 00:31:10,413 --> 00:31:13,666 “Hey, hey, I'm the only one in this house Who doesn't lie to you 562 00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:15,209 "How's it going, man?" 563 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:21,257 Timmy wrote a poem for his teacher You are called to salute your beauty.” 564 00:31:21,382 --> 00:31:23,467 -I know what I'll do “That's great, let's go.” 565 00:31:23,592 --> 00:31:25,094 Stay here 566 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:28,222 “Listen, how long has it been? And you two know each other?" 567 00:31:28,723 --> 00:31:31,183 "Can you change the channel?" To watch the match? 568 00:31:34,395 --> 00:31:37,231 "Look, fucking Clinton." 569 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:41,861 Do you sleep in separate beds? 570 00:31:42,028 --> 00:31:43,696 - Yes - That's good 571 00:32:29,575 --> 00:32:30,993 What? 572 00:32:35,706 --> 00:32:37,833 I grew up differently 573 00:32:41,712 --> 00:32:43,130 I... 574 00:32:43,631 --> 00:32:45,925 But I am not one of them 575 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:49,386 I mean... 576 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:52,431 -I don't understand how you can do what you do - Okay 577 00:32:52,556 --> 00:32:54,141 But...but... 578 00:32:59,814 --> 00:33:03,818 I don't want you to feel You are not welcome in my house 579 00:33:09,281 --> 00:33:10,783 I'm not cool with this 580 00:33:12,576 --> 00:33:13,994 But... 581 00:33:15,830 --> 00:33:17,540 It's good that you're here 582 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:19,667 for john 583 00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:22,044 Of course 584 00:33:24,213 --> 00:33:27,716 That day I farted He said the smell was pungent 585 00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:30,719 I think this word... 586 00:33:31,470 --> 00:33:35,766 So he learns things because of your presence 587 00:33:41,730 --> 00:33:44,233 And Christmas means Lots for Susan too 588 00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:46,569 So yeah, she wants you here 589 00:33:54,577 --> 00:33:58,539 And I don't want to be a bad uncle 590 00:33:59,707 --> 00:34:01,125 I'm sorry 591 00:34:09,675 --> 00:34:12,803 I'm not the only one who was offended by her 592 00:34:18,267 --> 00:34:19,685 (Sarah) 593 00:34:20,728 --> 00:34:22,897 You are invited to spend Christmas here 594 00:34:24,315 --> 00:34:26,942 I'm sorry I called you a terrorist 595 00:34:27,568 --> 00:34:30,446 She didn't let me do that 596 00:34:31,071 --> 00:34:32,865 That's right, you were out of the room 597 00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:36,452 What about dennis? 598 00:34:42,958 --> 00:34:44,543 I think he should leave 599 00:34:47,796 --> 00:34:49,715 "Despicable" 600 00:34:56,555 --> 00:34:59,016 (dennis) 601 00:35:04,939 --> 00:35:07,983 “Am I the one you're going to get rid of, you bastard?” 602 00:35:08,108 --> 00:35:10,527 Oh my God! What are you trying to do? kill me? 603 00:35:10,653 --> 00:35:13,822 “I came to life for you And so you thank me?" 604 00:35:15,074 --> 00:35:16,909 "How are you going to defend yourself?" 605 00:35:17,284 --> 00:35:19,119 I don't want to fire you, Dennis. 606 00:35:19,245 --> 00:35:22,498 - But my family is the priority - "For your sake!" 607 00:35:23,499 --> 00:35:25,376 Things didn't go as you expected 608 00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:28,379 “I supported you every time "As you wish" 609 00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:31,006 I didn't want to make my niece cry 610 00:35:31,131 --> 00:35:34,009 - Why do you have to be such a despicable person? "What? You're on her side now then?" 611 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:36,595 I'm not on anyone's side, but... 612 00:35:37,554 --> 00:35:39,431 It doesn't hurt anyone 613 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:44,103 “This hurts the community That's why Kennedy committed suicide in Dallas. 614 00:35:44,270 --> 00:35:46,397 - What? - "Don't be naive" 615 00:35:46,522 --> 00:35:49,566 - What's your problem? - "I'm the one who has a problem?" 616 00:35:49,692 --> 00:35:52,361 Yes, why are you so stubborn? I want to know why 617 00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:53,862 “You want to know why, Matty?” - Yes 618 00:35:53,988 --> 00:35:55,364 - "You want to know why?" - Why? 619 00:35:55,489 --> 00:35:57,658 "Because I'm thinking about men!" 620 00:36:04,581 --> 00:36:08,168 - What? - “I think about men” 621 00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:11,046 "sexual thoughts" 622 00:36:11,839 --> 00:36:16,218 “I want to do it with guys "What do you want to do with women?" 623 00:36:19,096 --> 00:36:21,515 -You say... “I'm gay, Matty.” 624 00:36:22,474 --> 00:36:23,892 "I'm gay" 625 00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:31,317 “Wow! "I can't believe I said it." 626 00:36:33,402 --> 00:36:34,820 "Wretched!" 627 00:36:35,321 --> 00:36:37,156 "What was I doing?" 628 00:36:37,573 --> 00:36:39,950 "I wasted all my life..." 629 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,578 "3 days wasted" 630 00:36:43,495 --> 00:36:46,206 "And I didn't allow myself to love" 631 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,626 Well, I mean... 632 00:36:50,044 --> 00:36:52,379 -You can always... - "It's too late now" 633 00:36:52,588 --> 00:36:54,256 "I'm old and rusty" 634 00:36:54,923 --> 00:36:56,592 "I don't know what to do, Matty." 635 00:36:56,759 --> 00:37:00,137 “I don't know what to do or who to be Or how to be 636 00:37:04,475 --> 00:37:06,352 "Wow!" 637 00:37:08,312 --> 00:37:09,730 When I was a child 638 00:37:11,357 --> 00:37:12,858 You always supported me 639 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:16,653 And I will support you 640 00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:34,380 I love you, buddy 641 00:37:36,173 --> 00:37:37,633 "I love you" 642 00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:47,142 I guess this is goodbye then 643 00:37:47,518 --> 00:37:48,936 "Yes" 644 00:37:49,228 --> 00:37:51,522 - Thank you, Dennis. - Why? 645 00:37:52,356 --> 00:37:54,400 Throughout my growing up years... 646 00:37:55,776 --> 00:37:57,486 My father and mother were fighting In the other room... 647 00:37:57,611 --> 00:37:59,780 Unfortunately, they were fighting in the same room Which I was in 648 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:03,492 Playing with you was what kept me going During that 649 00:38:03,784 --> 00:38:07,788 "No, thank you, Matty." Because you are as you are 650 00:38:07,913 --> 00:38:11,542 “I don't think there's anyone more accepting than you In the greater Boston area 651 00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:13,627 This is probably true 652 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:15,629 Are you sure you don't want a sweater? Hey Denise? 653 00:38:15,754 --> 00:38:19,216 “No, I work hard on my body I want everyone to see that." 654 00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:21,885 - Where are you going then? - “I'm going to B-Town” 655 00:38:22,010 --> 00:38:23,429 "I have a lot to make up for" 656 00:38:23,554 --> 00:38:27,724 “It's going to be wild, licking and sex "And trucks don't stop for me." 657 00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:30,227 "Goodbye, the Bennetts." 658 00:38:48,245 --> 00:38:50,706 Well, you've solved this problem As Christ does 659 00:38:50,831 --> 00:38:52,875 You? You didn't do anything 660 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,210 It worked in mysterious ways 661 00:38:55,461 --> 00:38:58,213 - How? Where there are footprints of one person... 662 00:38:58,338 --> 00:38:59,715 There's your campaign 663 00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,135 I watched TV for 18 hours yesterday She barely moved 664 00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:06,889 When it seems I'm not (the Messiah) Absolutely, then you need faith 665 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:09,308 You know what happened to Jesus? Isn't that right, Ted? 666 00:39:09,516 --> 00:39:12,811 Yes, he brought back the Gobstopper. And they gave him a chocolate factory 667 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:15,689 I think that's what happened I'm reading two books together 668 00:39:15,856 --> 00:39:18,484 They nailed him to a cross Then they crucified Him because of our sins 669 00:39:18,775 --> 00:39:20,694 - Wait, what? - It's nice of him... 670 00:39:20,819 --> 00:39:23,322 That he allowed them to do it for us Isn't it? 671 00:39:23,447 --> 00:39:25,115 - They killed him? - Yes 672 00:39:25,282 --> 00:39:27,201 Too bad, I don't want that 673 00:39:27,659 --> 00:39:30,329 Maybe I'm Buddha Buddha was lazy, wasn't he? 674 00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:32,372 "The carriage bells are ringing..." 675 00:39:32,498 --> 00:39:35,709 This is a lot of cool stuff Thank you, mom and dad 676 00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:37,920 Excuse me, John John. 677 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:40,506 Thanks for this, Johnny. I wanted talkboy 678 00:39:40,631 --> 00:39:42,841 Now I can record all my thoughts 679 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:44,718 Fool 680 00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:47,471 - "Idiot" - Now I will not forget 681 00:39:47,804 --> 00:39:50,641 Open that, Blair! It's from me 682 00:39:54,478 --> 00:39:55,938 With caution 683 00:39:56,063 --> 00:40:00,859 "The blue bird always leaves" 684 00:40:03,111 --> 00:40:08,033 I know how much you love boys (Beverly Hills 90210) Girls 685 00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,868 (Ian Ziering) 686 00:40:10,369 --> 00:40:12,663 - Thank you - It's for your room 687 00:40:12,788 --> 00:40:14,957 Yes, I know where to put it 688 00:40:15,082 --> 00:40:16,458 Thank you, Aunt Suze. 689 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:18,460 Shall we go and hang it up now? 690 00:40:19,002 --> 00:40:20,587 You know? 691 00:40:21,129 --> 00:40:23,757 I want to think carefully about the place Which I want to put it in... 692 00:40:23,882 --> 00:40:25,300 - Okay -It's very special 693 00:40:25,425 --> 00:40:26,843 Okay 694 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:30,347 -Are you happy, Susan? - I'm so happy, Matty. I love her 695 00:40:30,472 --> 00:40:33,308 They said it has the highest pulling power 696 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:35,852 I'm sure it pulls great 697 00:40:38,355 --> 00:40:41,275 Do you know? I almost forgot 698 00:40:41,942 --> 00:40:46,071 - There is another gift - “When you tell me” 699 00:40:46,446 --> 00:40:53,704 “Later we will conspire while dreaming.” 700 00:40:54,204 --> 00:40:55,622 Happy birthday, Susan. 701 00:40:55,747 --> 00:40:57,666 "near the fire" 702 00:40:59,585 --> 00:41:05,007 "Let's face the brave plans we have made." 703 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:16,727 Karaoke machine! 704 00:41:16,893 --> 00:41:20,063 Yes, I thought you could sing 705 00:41:20,897 --> 00:41:22,899 You know, your solo 706 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:27,487 I love you so much 707 00:41:28,697 --> 00:41:30,991 Thank you, my dear 708 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:45,756 "Silent Night" 709 00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:50,093 "Holy Night" 710 00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:54,056 "Everything is quiet" 711 00:41:54,890 --> 00:41:58,477 "Everything is bright" 712 00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:07,277 "The closeness of the virgin mother and the child" 713 00:42:08,403 --> 00:42:16,620 "The gentle and gentle Holy Child" 714 00:42:17,287 --> 00:42:25,545 - “Sleeps in heavenly peace” - "(Provincetown)" 715 00:42:26,296 --> 00:42:34,179 "Sleeps in heavenly peace" 716 00:42:38,433 --> 00:42:42,062 "You have a lot of bad person" 717 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:45,440 “But unfortunately there is someone who loves you.” 718 00:42:46,983 --> 00:42:50,612 "Everyone needs a best friend" 719 00:42:50,862 --> 00:42:53,281 “I'm so glad I'm your best friend.” 720 00:42:53,407 --> 00:42:56,368 "I'm just a clown" 721 00:42:56,827 --> 00:42:59,996 "And I will make you sad" 722 00:43:00,288 --> 00:43:05,961 "But you don't care because..." 723 00:43:06,420 --> 00:43:08,797 "Your best friend is me" 724 00:43:08,944 --> 00:43:13,370 .RaYYaN...Drag and edit 725 00:43:13,427 --> 00:43:16,555 Translated by: Screens International - Beirut