1 00:00:08,026 --> 00:00:11,363 {\an8}"My words are lazy, my thoughts are foggy" 2 00:00:11,488 --> 00:00:14,491 "But there's one thing I'm sure of." 3 00:00:14,616 --> 00:00:17,953 "Everyone needs a best friend" 4 00:00:18,245 --> 00:00:20,747 "And I'm glad I'm your friend." 5 00:00:20,914 --> 00:00:22,582 {\an8}"(Ted)" 6 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:31,008 {\an8}- Thanks for the ride, Blair. - You're welcome 7 00:00:31,174 --> 00:00:33,218 {\an8}- What did you see in the end? - (Jurassic Park) 8 00:00:33,343 --> 00:00:35,554 {\an8}It's the best movie I've ever seen in my life 9 00:00:35,679 --> 00:00:38,307 {\an8}Correct, and the director (Spielberg) used it. Real dinosaurs 10 00:00:38,432 --> 00:00:40,392 I don't think so 11 00:00:40,517 --> 00:00:43,353 {\an8}- Indeed, he did! -He did it! There is no other explanation 12 00:00:43,478 --> 00:00:46,398 {\an8}I assure you that it has not been used Real dinosaurs 13 00:00:46,523 --> 00:00:48,358 {\an8}- Okay - What an ignorant statement! 14 00:00:48,483 --> 00:00:49,860 {\an8}While you haven't seen the movie, Blair, 15 00:00:49,985 --> 00:00:52,279 {\an8}Directed the films "E.T." and the films "Gus." 16 00:00:52,404 --> 00:00:55,240 {\an8}So this was his reward for achieving it On real dinosaurs to photograph 17 00:00:55,365 --> 00:00:56,992 {\an8}You know my only criticism about the movie? 18 00:00:57,117 --> 00:00:59,578 Who puts out water cups? No covers in his car? 19 00:00:59,703 --> 00:01:01,079 True, that was strange 20 00:01:01,124 --> 00:01:04,461 As if to say, "Do you want a cover for your water cups?" "It's okay, I'm driving in the woods." 21 00:01:04,666 --> 00:01:07,336 {\an8}Can we stop at a store? movies? I want to rent a movie 22 00:01:07,461 --> 00:01:09,087 But you just watched a movie! 23 00:01:09,212 --> 00:01:12,549 I know, and now we're all in love with dinosaurs We want to watch movies about it 24 00:01:13,759 --> 00:01:16,094 {\an8}Okay, but you have to hurry I have plans for tonight 25 00:01:16,219 --> 00:01:18,096 Really? What kind of plans? 26 00:01:18,221 --> 00:01:20,557 -Just plan - Related to the university? 27 00:01:21,141 --> 00:01:22,768 {\an8}- Yes - Toga party? 28 00:01:22,893 --> 00:01:24,936 {\an8}- No, no - Search for a brotherhood week? 29 00:01:25,062 --> 00:01:27,856 {\an8}Tampering with new students But Diane is overacting 30 00:01:27,981 --> 00:01:29,566 {\an8}And a terrible thing happens 31 00:01:29,733 --> 00:01:31,777 {\an8}Then you all cooperate to cover up the matter 32 00:01:31,902 --> 00:01:34,237 You enter class the next day As if nothing had happened 33 00:01:34,363 --> 00:01:37,115 A lifelong bond will be created between you Because of this horrific secret? 34 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,327 Everything seemed fine Until Rachel started to lose confidence 35 00:01:40,452 --> 00:01:42,287 And you started to wonder if... Will it cause a problem? 36 00:01:42,412 --> 00:01:45,415 - What on earth are you talking about? -Just having a conversation 37 00:01:53,757 --> 00:01:57,010 -You have five minutes, choose quickly - Okay 38 00:01:57,636 --> 00:01:59,805 “Tax $80 If the tape is lost or damaged 39 00:02:08,522 --> 00:02:10,565 "Adults only" 40 00:02:10,857 --> 00:02:12,609 - (Teddy)! - Yes? 41 00:02:12,734 --> 00:02:14,236 Have you ever watched a pornographic movie? 42 00:02:14,361 --> 00:02:16,446 Yes, I watched a lot When I was in Hollywood 43 00:02:16,571 --> 00:02:18,365 Is it as great as people say? 44 00:02:18,573 --> 00:02:19,950 Yes, Johnny 45 00:02:20,575 --> 00:02:21,952 Describe it to me! 46 00:02:22,077 --> 00:02:25,330 She turns it on and sits down She brings tissues and cream 47 00:02:25,455 --> 00:02:26,873 And enjoy your time 48 00:02:28,125 --> 00:02:29,543 - That sounds great - Yes 49 00:02:29,668 --> 00:02:32,546 Especially when it's over And you start thinking about what you did 50 00:02:32,754 --> 00:02:34,423 - Really? - Yes, so you clean yourself 51 00:02:34,548 --> 00:02:38,260 While the movie is still running But his voice sounds twice as loud 52 00:02:38,385 --> 00:02:42,472 Even though you didn't leave the house You know you've been involved in some woman's nightmare 53 00:02:42,848 --> 00:02:45,934 And you won't be able to push the sock off In the basket enough 54 00:02:46,184 --> 00:02:49,020 Every time I come here And I see these doors 55 00:02:49,354 --> 00:02:50,939 I feel like there is mystery surrounding it 56 00:02:51,106 --> 00:02:54,276 Private and exclusive room for adults 57 00:03:11,877 --> 00:03:14,421 Mr. John! Mr. Ted! 58 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:17,090 I am very pleased to have you join us 59 00:03:17,382 --> 00:03:20,385 Are you thinking about renting? Some porn tonight? 60 00:03:20,552 --> 00:03:21,928 That's right, Lloyd. 61 00:03:22,053 --> 00:03:26,224 Great! We have a great collection To view it 62 00:03:26,725 --> 00:03:28,101 What do you recommend? 63 00:03:28,226 --> 00:03:31,438 As you prefer, sir! Do you like feeling like you are in control? 64 00:03:31,563 --> 00:03:33,482 Or feeling like a little child 65 00:03:33,857 --> 00:03:36,109 I think I want to feel like a kid 66 00:03:36,651 --> 00:03:39,112 No one chose the other option, sir 67 00:03:39,237 --> 00:03:40,614 I can't imagine who would do that 68 00:03:42,199 --> 00:03:46,119 Okay sir, I will be right back With cream and tissue 69 00:03:46,495 --> 00:03:47,871 How is your wife, Lloyd? 70 00:03:48,079 --> 00:03:52,000 I'm sorry that Clara has passed away Last month, sir 71 00:03:52,125 --> 00:03:54,920 - We're sorry to hear that, Lloyd. - Thank you, sir 72 00:03:55,045 --> 00:03:58,507 I resisted bravely But the doctors were unable to do anything 73 00:03:58,632 --> 00:04:00,592 How does your son accept the loss? 74 00:04:00,717 --> 00:04:03,094 We haven't spoken since her death, sir 75 00:04:03,220 --> 00:04:06,264 I'm afraid that (Jeremy) He blames me for his mother's death 76 00:04:06,389 --> 00:04:09,100 - What a terrible thing! - Fortunately I work here 77 00:04:09,226 --> 00:04:12,312 Otherwise I don't know if you are I can continue living 78 00:04:12,437 --> 00:04:15,315 Enjoy porn, sir 79 00:04:16,566 --> 00:04:20,403 Oh my God! Your fantasies include a man He lost his wife and family? 80 00:04:20,529 --> 00:04:22,781 But his son did not die They just interrupt each other 81 00:04:22,906 --> 00:04:26,535 I feel like the focus is on him It distracts from our story 82 00:04:27,327 --> 00:04:28,703 Do you want to get in there, Teddy? 83 00:04:28,828 --> 00:04:30,705 - To the back room? - Yes 84 00:04:31,122 --> 00:04:33,625 Don't you think it's time? To rent your first porn movie? 85 00:04:33,750 --> 00:04:37,295 But I hope you accomplished everything you needed to Accomplish it in your life 86 00:04:37,587 --> 00:04:40,173 - Why? - You'll see what I mean, let's go in 87 00:04:42,008 --> 00:04:44,970 Hey! They are prohibited from entering Under the age of 18 to the adult section 88 00:04:45,220 --> 00:04:47,806 - Screw it! - Don't worry, Johnny, I'll get it for you 89 00:04:48,098 --> 00:04:50,725 Didn't you hear me? I said no entry Those under the age of 18 90 00:04:50,850 --> 00:04:52,227 Never mind, I'll go in alone 91 00:04:52,352 --> 00:04:55,647 I became alive in 1985 What is your age now? Eight? 92 00:04:55,772 --> 00:04:58,733 - This is a little different - No, the laws are the same 93 00:04:58,858 --> 00:05:00,318 Screw it 94 00:05:02,028 --> 00:05:06,116 “What an amazing group! "They're all exciting options." 95 00:05:06,283 --> 00:05:09,494 If you're done humiliating yourself In public, can we leave? 96 00:05:10,829 --> 00:05:12,539 - (Blair)? -I will not rent any porn movie to you 97 00:05:12,664 --> 00:05:14,499 -You have to do it - No, I don't have to do it 98 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:16,084 You're sixteen, Blair. 99 00:05:16,209 --> 00:05:18,295 If you are a Mormon I now have grandchildren 100 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:20,171 Act like a friend, Blair. Only once 101 00:05:20,297 --> 00:05:24,009 I'm already an adult and it's all I want Watching a movie is for adults only 102 00:05:25,468 --> 00:05:26,845 Okay, that's okay 103 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:28,346 - What? - What? 104 00:05:28,471 --> 00:05:30,724 I don't have time to wait here and argue Go and wait in the car 105 00:05:30,849 --> 00:05:32,267 - What a shame! -You are amazing! 106 00:05:32,392 --> 00:05:33,768 -You are amazing - Thank you very much 107 00:05:33,893 --> 00:05:36,605 - Thank you very much -You are the best 108 00:05:37,439 --> 00:05:40,025 If you feel disgusted by a movie This is what we will often like 109 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:41,693 -I'll count to three - Okay 110 00:05:44,487 --> 00:05:46,990 - Okay, guys! Enjoy the movie - We will 111 00:05:47,532 --> 00:05:50,619 Don't get too excited when you turn it on Because it's black and white 112 00:05:51,119 --> 00:05:53,204 - It's even better Finally, we will tell their stories 113 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:54,873 - Yes, I like that The method of submission is important 114 00:05:54,998 --> 00:05:56,416 I'm glad to hear that 115 00:05:57,334 --> 00:05:58,960 Okay, let's get started 116 00:05:59,419 --> 00:06:02,005 We have at least an hour before mom returns 117 00:06:05,425 --> 00:06:07,177 Great! It's time for porn 118 00:06:08,136 --> 00:06:11,139 - “400 caresses” - Great! 400 foreplay 119 00:06:11,264 --> 00:06:13,808 Whoever this young man is He will be exhausted by the end of the movie 120 00:06:13,933 --> 00:06:15,644 French-style fucking, okay 121 00:06:15,769 --> 00:06:17,312 We'll see some poetry, but I don't mind 122 00:06:19,439 --> 00:06:21,566 This is exactly how it will sound 123 00:06:25,779 --> 00:06:27,656 "You're always talking about Micheline." 124 00:06:27,781 --> 00:06:29,157 "I don't like puzzles" 125 00:06:29,282 --> 00:06:31,743 Oh my God! How long will this last? 126 00:06:31,910 --> 00:06:33,828 - Are you enjoying the movie? - No 127 00:06:33,953 --> 00:06:36,289 It's bad! How is this considered pornographic? 128 00:06:36,414 --> 00:06:39,542 I rented an adult movie for you both 129 00:06:39,751 --> 00:06:41,920 That is, adults can watch it 130 00:06:42,045 --> 00:06:43,505 What a loser! 131 00:06:43,630 --> 00:06:46,466 - Wait, they were talking about Paul Sex. - (Balzac) 132 00:06:46,591 --> 00:06:49,928 - Yes, where is he? -You mean you didn't like the movie? 133 00:06:50,053 --> 00:06:53,682 No! There is no sex in this movie It's so boring 134 00:06:53,807 --> 00:06:56,434 -I did you both a favor - No! We want to see the genitals 135 00:06:56,559 --> 00:06:58,144 I assure you, this is exaggerated 136 00:06:58,269 --> 00:07:00,897 -What do you mean? Do you watch porn movies? - No 137 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:04,776 But a young man from my school sent me A picture of his member in the last semester 138 00:07:05,652 --> 00:07:07,612 He even photographed it with a brown color effect 139 00:07:07,779 --> 00:07:10,198 - Hey! To make the picture look like it's from an ancient time? - Yes 140 00:07:10,448 --> 00:07:12,784 That is, it looked like a man's organ Survived the dust storm? 141 00:07:12,909 --> 00:07:14,911 Want a surprise? He was flabby 142 00:07:15,078 --> 00:07:17,122 - That is, he was not erect? - No 143 00:07:17,372 --> 00:07:19,749 Flabby penis With luxurious photo effects 144 00:07:20,166 --> 00:07:23,211 Even the great director is helpless About saving a bad text 145 00:07:23,795 --> 00:07:26,089 Anyway, enjoy the movie Because it's a classic 146 00:07:27,298 --> 00:07:29,092 "How's your French essay going?" 147 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:30,677 Screw this 148 00:07:45,984 --> 00:07:47,360 Listen up everyone 149 00:07:47,527 --> 00:07:49,612 Matty and I have some news for you 150 00:07:49,738 --> 00:07:51,823 Wow! It finally happened 151 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,325 There is no doubt that it was a difficult decision 152 00:07:54,451 --> 00:07:56,578 But it makes no sense to postpone the inevitable 153 00:07:56,703 --> 00:07:58,413 Not every marriage is meant to last Forever 154 00:07:58,538 --> 00:08:01,124 And at a certain point One begins to waste years of one's life 155 00:08:01,249 --> 00:08:05,003 - We'll go out to dinner - That's one of my favorite meals 156 00:08:05,128 --> 00:08:09,048 We'll go out and have an evening Nice and romantic tomorrow 157 00:08:09,174 --> 00:08:11,301 Just the two of us, no specific occasion 158 00:08:11,551 --> 00:08:13,845 -And we'll have a good time - True 159 00:08:14,179 --> 00:08:16,931 My wife deserves a night out Because she is an amazing woman 160 00:08:17,056 --> 00:08:20,059 We will have a delicious meal It will be a wonderful evening 161 00:08:20,185 --> 00:08:22,020 -Oh my God! On your messengers! - What's up? 162 00:08:22,145 --> 00:08:24,105 I'm happy, it's going to be a great night 163 00:08:24,314 --> 00:08:28,860 I wonder if in years we will find out That this was a prolonged heart attack 164 00:08:28,985 --> 00:08:30,695 Can I talk to you? In private, Teddy? 165 00:08:30,862 --> 00:08:32,238 This is perfect 166 00:08:32,363 --> 00:08:34,240 My mother and father will leave the house And Blair is going to school 167 00:08:34,365 --> 00:08:35,867 We will never find a better time 168 00:08:35,992 --> 00:08:38,620 -For what? - To rent a real porn movie 169 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:42,081 How do we do that? Says the idiot in the store We should be 18 years old 170 00:08:42,207 --> 00:08:44,793 There's another guy working in... Night shift at six 171 00:08:44,918 --> 00:08:48,338 We'll get fake IDs and go After six o'clock we rent the movie 172 00:08:48,463 --> 00:08:50,048 I don't know, Johnny, this is a risk 173 00:08:50,173 --> 00:08:51,633 If they find out about us... - (Teddy) 174 00:08:51,883 --> 00:08:54,093 Watching people having sex On TV 175 00:08:54,219 --> 00:08:56,262 That's the most wonderful thing one can do 176 00:08:56,387 --> 00:08:57,764 It's worth the risk 177 00:08:57,889 --> 00:09:00,308 At this time tomorrow We can achieve this dream 178 00:09:00,433 --> 00:09:02,185 Okay, let's get some sleep 179 00:09:02,393 --> 00:09:04,562 - We will start the plan tomorrow - Okay 180 00:09:12,021 --> 00:09:14,065 "Lab (A,V)" 181 00:09:16,311 --> 00:09:19,064 Well, two fake identities They cost $50 182 00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:22,337 -We have the same video player at home - I don't care about that 183 00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:23,838 Here you go 184 00:09:23,963 --> 00:09:26,841 - My expenses for eight weeks - Okay, here you go 185 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,968 Enjoy your new life as adults 186 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,387 Oh my God! How old is this man? 187 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:34,307 - He looks like he's in his forties -You'll be fine 188 00:09:34,432 --> 00:09:36,184 But Ted required more effort 189 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,561 - I can't use these -Why not? 190 00:09:38,686 --> 00:09:40,146 Because he looks like Bob Ross. 191 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:43,274 It's Bob Ross! This is Bob Ross! 192 00:09:43,399 --> 00:09:46,027 It was difficult to match you with anyone Either he or a fur shoe 193 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,779 Well, you can laugh now 194 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:51,449 But soon I will get high near my friend 195 00:09:51,574 --> 00:09:52,950 Yes 196 00:09:55,286 --> 00:09:58,414 "Video rental store" 197 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:12,303 Hey! not yet! That bastard is still there 198 00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:14,138 Act like we're here to rent a movie 199 00:10:15,348 --> 00:10:18,643 Yes! This looks like a good movie Free of sexual scenes 200 00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:22,271 Yes, I've heard a lot about this A movie without sex scenes 201 00:10:22,397 --> 00:10:25,149 He calls him Peter Travers. "Funny sexless movie" 202 00:10:25,274 --> 00:10:29,278 “Not sexy,” Time wrote "Only as much as my mother's diarrhea." 203 00:10:29,445 --> 00:10:31,489 - What? - What's up? 204 00:10:31,614 --> 00:10:34,242 - What did you just say? -What do you mean? I'm expanding on what you said 205 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,161 - That's not what I was doing - Improvisation is based on “Yes, and...” 206 00:10:37,286 --> 00:10:39,580 You can't stop me like this In the middle of the scene 207 00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:44,127 Don't mention the mother's diarrhea and then tell me How should I improvise! Oh my God! 208 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:47,630 - Hello - Hello 209 00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:49,465 Okay, I'll leave now 210 00:10:49,590 --> 00:10:50,967 - See you later - Good night 211 00:10:51,092 --> 00:10:52,468 Okay, let's move now 212 00:10:53,928 --> 00:10:56,055 Excuse me! This section is for adults only 213 00:10:56,180 --> 00:10:59,308 - Right, we forgot - Yes, don't worry 214 00:10:59,434 --> 00:11:01,602 This happens all the time 215 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:03,563 We understand your mistake 216 00:11:07,358 --> 00:11:08,943 -Oh my God! - What's up? 217 00:11:09,527 --> 00:11:13,322 -You are Bob Ross. Okay! Yes, I am him 218 00:11:13,448 --> 00:11:15,992 I'm your biggest fan, Mr. Ross. 219 00:11:16,117 --> 00:11:17,535 Thank you 220 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:21,581 I love your artistic philosophy and how you express it About every feeling of a tree and a cloud 221 00:11:21,706 --> 00:11:23,082 Yes, great 222 00:11:23,207 --> 00:11:26,586 Listen, we're going into the adult section And we find a beautiful bush for us 223 00:11:26,711 --> 00:11:28,504 See you soon 224 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,468 Okay 225 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:36,220 Looks like you're going to run a marathon 226 00:11:36,345 --> 00:11:38,973 Yes, it's for a fundraiser 227 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:40,475 For what? 228 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:43,936 Finding a cure for muscular dystrophy 229 00:11:44,061 --> 00:11:45,730 Yes, JMD of course 230 00:11:45,855 --> 00:11:48,524 Is there a maximum limit? How many tapes can be rented? 231 00:11:48,649 --> 00:11:50,067 Not for you, Mr. Ross. 232 00:11:50,485 --> 00:11:54,238 It should be returned Thursday and there is a tax $80 for any damaged or missing tape 233 00:11:54,405 --> 00:11:56,532 - That's a lot of money - That's a lot of porn 234 00:11:56,657 --> 00:11:59,035 There are other people who want Masturbation too 235 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:00,912 Not tonight, my friend 236 00:12:03,706 --> 00:12:05,082 Okay 237 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:09,754 "Chuck Steak Restaurant" 238 00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:12,590 Look at this place! 239 00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,343 Isn't it a magical night? 240 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,386 There's a big hole in my sock 241 00:12:17,678 --> 00:12:19,931 If you tear it, can you put it in your bag? 242 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,682 Look, Matty! 243 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:24,936 They have a whole man just for spices 244 00:12:25,061 --> 00:12:26,979 Let's order something that needs seasoning 245 00:12:27,104 --> 00:12:30,233 When I was his age I was editing (Nha Trang) one hut after another 246 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,693 But that's okay, the spice guys are good too 247 00:12:32,944 --> 00:12:35,988 Everything is luxurious here 248 00:12:36,614 --> 00:12:38,658 I feel like I'm at a party Oscars distribution 249 00:12:38,783 --> 00:12:40,535 Hello, how are you tonight? 250 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,036 My socks are bothering me 251 00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:44,247 I'm sorry to hear that 252 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:47,708 - Can I register your request? - He's so cute! 253 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,794 - What's your name? - (Kevin) Ma'am 254 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:51,462 Go home, Kevin. 255 00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:54,298 Call your mother and tell her Susan Bennett from Framingham. 256 00:12:54,423 --> 00:12:56,926 She says you did well 257 00:12:57,051 --> 00:13:01,055 My mother has Alzheimer's disease She has no idea who I am 258 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,557 I'll order the crabs 259 00:13:02,890 --> 00:13:04,267 Let me ask you, Kivu. 260 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:08,354 Why does a slice of New York cost $24? While the price in the Ricoh store is eight? 261 00:13:08,479 --> 00:13:11,732 - Prices of stores and restaurants are different... - Yes, yes 262 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,151 What a wonderful increase! $16 to heat it 263 00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:15,903 Is that fair to you, Kivu? 264 00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:19,198 You can order a children's slide It costs nine dollars 265 00:13:19,323 --> 00:13:20,741 Now you're starting to understand me 266 00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,869 Did you see, Susan? He blinked first 267 00:13:23,995 --> 00:13:26,914 The meal is accompanied by an activity booklet Or a funny drinking straw 268 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,584 Both, Kivu! Let it be big and delicious 269 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,711 - Okay, sir - Here you go 270 00:13:31,836 --> 00:13:34,005 - Thank you - Hey! Do me a favor 271 00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:37,508 Toss this please 272 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,223 Isn't it fun to be a waiter? On a ship? 273 00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:48,436 When your shift ends Be at home beforehand 274 00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,439 I'll tell him this joke 275 00:13:53,941 --> 00:13:55,484 Well, here we come! 276 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:59,363 It's porn time! It's porn time! 277 00:13:59,488 --> 00:14:01,240 - Okay, let's play one of them - Okay 278 00:14:01,365 --> 00:14:04,785 Hey! Before we start We have to make some laws 279 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,622 -What do you mean? Where will you sit, for example? 280 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:11,125 - On the couch! - No, no! I don't want you in my field of view 281 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,629 Well, we can draw a line between us Like a pillow! 282 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:17,548 Maybe everyone should watch it Alone! Shifts for example! 283 00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:20,176 I don't want to watch porn Alone, that's tragic 284 00:14:20,301 --> 00:14:22,136 Well, we'll watch it together then 285 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:23,638 That seems suspicious too 286 00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,515 We're going to watch porn, John. It can be either suspicious or tragic 287 00:14:26,641 --> 00:14:30,353 - These are our options - Well, be suspicious! Which movie should we start with? 288 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,941 - How is everything going? - Everything is great 289 00:14:36,067 --> 00:14:38,819 Not good, Kivu. The word apple is not here 290 00:14:39,278 --> 00:14:40,863 Italics are allowed, sir 291 00:14:41,155 --> 00:14:44,033 They had to write it down In the damned instructions! 292 00:14:44,158 --> 00:14:45,826 - I'll tell the chef - Okay 293 00:14:46,661 --> 00:14:49,538 -You should try this cancer, Matty. - No, thanks 294 00:14:49,664 --> 00:14:51,040 One bite! It's very delicious 295 00:14:51,165 --> 00:14:53,167 - Thanks, I have my food here! - Just a small bite 296 00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:54,835 - I don't want to -Just try it! 297 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:58,297 Oh my God, Susan! Why is it important To taste what I always asked for? 298 00:14:58,422 --> 00:15:01,258 I want you to taste it because I believe You will like it 299 00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:03,636 If I wanted the damned cancer You asked for the damned cancer! 300 00:15:03,761 --> 00:15:06,138 But I can tell as we go back In the car "Wasn't it delicious?" 301 00:15:06,263 --> 00:15:08,474 - Screw it! Okay! - Then you will know the answer 302 00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:09,975 Okay 303 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:17,817 Fuck! 304 00:15:17,942 --> 00:15:19,652 Fuck! This is better than I asked for 305 00:15:19,777 --> 00:15:22,780 - See? I knew you'd like it - Screw it! 306 00:15:22,905 --> 00:15:24,782 I can't wait to talk about this later 307 00:15:24,907 --> 00:15:27,034 I wish we were in the car now 308 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,037 Take! I brought something for you 309 00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,416 - What is this, Matty? - Open it! And be careful 310 00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:39,630 - Nail? - Yes 311 00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:42,591 Before you finish, put it in your leftovers 312 00:15:42,717 --> 00:15:44,343 Then pretend you found it 313 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,012 They will pay compensation for the entire night Hey Kivu! 314 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:49,890 Hi, I'm Brad! Kevin quit his job 315 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:54,145 What do you think about this? "Multi-racial butts" 316 00:15:54,937 --> 00:15:56,522 Thank you, Dr. King. 317 00:15:56,772 --> 00:15:58,524 "Butt Olympics Part 8" 318 00:15:58,649 --> 00:16:01,068 I haven't watched the first seven parts So I won't understand it 319 00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,237 Looks like this guy He's running his own race 320 00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:05,740 Let's start with this 321 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:19,044 -Are you sure that will do the trick? - I don't know 322 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,505 But that's all I think about now He is my deceased relative 323 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,007 Why? 324 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:26,844 Father White said she masturbated All your dead relatives will watch you 325 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:30,431 - How will they watch from above? - That's a logical point of view 326 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:33,184 They will say, for example, "Do you want... Going to Abe Lincoln's house? 327 00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:36,562 “I would love to but my nephew is practicing Masturbate and I have to go watch it.” 328 00:16:36,812 --> 00:16:38,189 Well, we're good to go then 329 00:16:42,943 --> 00:16:44,779 "Reproductive Organs Hospital" 330 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:48,866 Okay 331 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,036 He's a doctor! 332 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:54,246 It looks like it's his first day in a new hospital 333 00:16:54,455 --> 00:16:56,624 It's the day he practices Sex is usually with everyone, right? 334 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,292 Of course, Johnny. 335 00:16:59,794 --> 00:17:01,378 Her clothes seemed to have fallen off 336 00:17:02,129 --> 00:17:03,506 Here we go 337 00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,217 This is a weird thermometer 338 00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:09,386 Strange! I thought they were measuring temperature Only this way if you're a kid 339 00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:12,181 - Yes, that's not... -He takes it in and out 340 00:17:12,306 --> 00:17:14,433 It will not get readings accurate this way 341 00:17:16,727 --> 00:17:18,437 I think her prostate is healthy 342 00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,570 - What happened? - I don't know! The tape stopped 343 00:17:33,244 --> 00:17:36,038 - He got stuck! The tape is stuck! - Damn! 344 00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:39,333 - It doesn't come out! What will we do? - Don't be afraid 345 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:41,710 - Don't be afraid? What am I supposed to do? -Give me a little... 346 00:17:41,877 --> 00:17:43,879 - To think a little -There is a porn movie stuck 347 00:17:44,004 --> 00:17:47,258 - What should I do? - Let me think! Let me think! 348 00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:51,804 - Well, you have to disassemble the device - Okay 349 00:17:55,015 --> 00:17:57,726 Can't open it! No screws They are just screws 350 00:17:57,852 --> 00:18:00,312 Well, I have an idea! We will replace the device 351 00:18:00,437 --> 00:18:02,273 We dispose of this and replace it with a new device 352 00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:04,275 How are we going to find a VCR tonight? 353 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,151 Even if it's stores It is open and we have no money 354 00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:09,697 Also, this is an old type We will not find anything like it often 355 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,741 But you can! VCR at school! They have one of his there 356 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:15,828 - Go get him tonight - Do you want me to go to school after school? 357 00:18:15,953 --> 00:18:17,788 - Isn't that suspicious? - There is a match tonight 358 00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:20,457 School is open and we will dress up Basketball players clothing 359 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:23,127 If someone sees us, he will think We are there to watch the match 360 00:18:23,252 --> 00:18:25,379 If we fail, everyone will know that we are deviants 361 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,799 Wow! All this effort We couldn't even get high 362 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:32,761 Yes, right! This is unfortunate for both of us 363 00:18:33,429 --> 00:18:34,805 We didn't 364 00:18:37,224 --> 00:18:39,768 I don't understand what happened! We don't do construction here 365 00:18:39,894 --> 00:18:43,105 The positive thing here She saw the nail or else... 366 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:45,024 She was likely to die 367 00:18:45,649 --> 00:18:48,694 Isn't it, Susan? You could probably die if you ate a nail 368 00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:51,864 I think I might have died If I ate a nail 369 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,199 I'm so sorry, Mrs. Bennett. 370 00:18:54,325 --> 00:18:56,285 We will fully reimburse your evening costs 371 00:18:56,493 --> 00:18:59,330 If there is something else we can do For your sake, please tell us 372 00:18:59,455 --> 00:19:03,500 Yes, you see the driving helmet Old hanging on the window? 373 00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:06,003 I want you to fill it with prawns 374 00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:14,386 Wasn't crab delicious? 375 00:19:25,147 --> 00:19:26,857 Well, I'm almost done! 376 00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:28,692 I'm done 377 00:19:29,652 --> 00:19:31,987 Stay here and I'll make sure the corridor is clear 378 00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:33,530 Okay 379 00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:38,619 Put ice on it And you'll be fine, Hampton. 380 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,788 I don't know, coach I think I heard it break 381 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,539 What would help her most now was some ice 382 00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,167 - You, Bennett! - Yes? 383 00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:48,587 We are missing a player, come in quickly! No need to be eliminated, we have a player 384 00:19:48,712 --> 00:19:51,799 -Actually, coach... - Right now, Bennett! We have a game to win 385 00:19:57,972 --> 00:19:59,473 It wasn't difficult 386 00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:01,892 Let's get out of here 387 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,565 Oh my God! What a night! 388 00:20:10,025 --> 00:20:11,443 (Mate)! 389 00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,238 What you did there was a sin 390 00:20:14,571 --> 00:20:17,866 -I lied to them -But they lied to us first 391 00:20:17,992 --> 00:20:20,744 A steak doesn't cost $24! We're even now 392 00:20:20,869 --> 00:20:23,622 Best of all, I didn't have to To use this 393 00:20:24,081 --> 00:20:28,085 - What are these? - Free meal card at Chuck Steakhouse 394 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:31,880 So we have a total of three dinners Free for the price of one meal 395 00:20:32,172 --> 00:20:34,216 Is that why you wanted to go out to dinner? 396 00:20:34,591 --> 00:20:35,968 Because you have a debit card? 397 00:20:36,093 --> 00:20:39,013 I was accompanied by a beautiful woman I didn't spend any money 398 00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:42,516 Perfect night In addition to an activity book 399 00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:46,103 (Johnny)! Your father solved the maze tonight 400 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,314 This is Friday night and they are often In a basketball match 401 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,150 -Are you going up? - No 402 00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:53,986 I think I'll stay for a while and watch TV 403 00:20:54,111 --> 00:20:55,738 As you wish 404 00:20:55,904 --> 00:20:57,990 I'll roll over in bed and try to burp 405 00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:02,346 You! Enough of that! 406 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:13,607 I just realized that we could have worn Our normal clothes and attending the match 407 00:22:14,441 --> 00:22:17,069 The lights are off No doubt, mom and dad are asleep 408 00:22:18,695 --> 00:22:21,532 - I will replace it, and you keep an eye on the place - Okay 409 00:22:28,622 --> 00:22:30,624 - Okay, we're done - Not quite 410 00:22:30,749 --> 00:22:32,209 We still have to get that tape out 411 00:22:39,550 --> 00:22:41,468 - What? - Damn! 412 00:22:41,635 --> 00:22:43,011 He disappeared! 413 00:22:47,212 --> 00:22:50,840 - Let's calm down a little now - What do you mean? The tape is gone 414 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,148 It's unbelievable that he disappeared! It must be somewhere 415 00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,053 Screw it! 416 00:22:55,428 --> 00:22:57,305 - Screw it! - What's up? 417 00:22:57,430 --> 00:23:00,099 Someone found him! He found it and took it 418 00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:02,018 Screw it! 419 00:23:02,393 --> 00:23:06,564 - When everyone comes out tomorrow, we will search the house - What if we don't find him? 420 00:23:06,689 --> 00:23:10,652 We'll have to rent the movie itself From another store and return it to the first store 421 00:23:10,777 --> 00:23:14,030 And we'll do this every three days forever 422 00:23:14,155 --> 00:23:15,907 -Oh my God! - Yes 423 00:23:16,032 --> 00:23:17,700 Like a Ponzi scheme. 424 00:23:20,286 --> 00:23:23,039 We are in trouble but still We can laugh at the words 425 00:23:34,175 --> 00:23:37,595 "Reproductive Organs Hospital" 426 00:23:57,532 --> 00:23:59,784 Forgive me, Father, for I have committed a sin 427 00:24:02,412 --> 00:24:05,248 - Hello, Susan. -Oh my God! 428 00:24:06,165 --> 00:24:08,293 I hope you close the window this time 429 00:24:08,543 --> 00:24:10,628 We are all guilty before the Lord 430 00:24:11,045 --> 00:24:12,422 Well... 431 00:24:14,090 --> 00:24:16,217 I watched a pornographic movie, Father 432 00:24:18,594 --> 00:24:20,763 How did you watch it, Susan? 433 00:24:21,681 --> 00:24:24,225 Matty left it in the VCR 434 00:24:24,642 --> 00:24:26,686 We went out to dinner that night 435 00:24:26,811 --> 00:24:30,106 I thought he was taking me to spend a romantic night 436 00:24:30,231 --> 00:24:32,942 Just us two So I wore nice clothes 437 00:24:34,402 --> 00:24:35,903 But he didn't even notice it 438 00:24:37,155 --> 00:24:39,824 Then I found out he had a debit card 439 00:24:40,616 --> 00:24:43,119 That's why he wanted out 440 00:24:44,954 --> 00:24:46,331 Maybe, father... 441 00:24:47,832 --> 00:24:50,209 I wasn't the thing he wanted anymore 442 00:24:50,626 --> 00:24:53,963 I'm sure that's the case Not that bad, Susan. 443 00:24:54,505 --> 00:24:57,759 Husband and wife have different feelings 444 00:24:58,009 --> 00:25:02,847 That's why a man can Women cannot masturbate 445 00:25:03,222 --> 00:25:04,807 That's right 446 00:25:05,016 --> 00:25:09,604 As for what I saw I was not the one who sought this 447 00:25:09,771 --> 00:25:14,901 As long as there are men and women in the movie They are married and do not use contraception 448 00:25:15,068 --> 00:25:16,736 I don't think you have anything to worry about 449 00:25:16,861 --> 00:25:20,281 It wasn't just a man and a woman 450 00:25:21,074 --> 00:25:23,743 But there was another woman as well 451 00:25:24,786 --> 00:25:29,207 - I understand - Although she did not actually participate 452 00:25:29,332 --> 00:25:33,419 Rather, she was trying to strangle Just the other girl 453 00:25:33,711 --> 00:25:36,005 Well, Matty is your husband 454 00:25:36,255 --> 00:25:41,052 And if one of you feels bored in marriage The other should think about dealing with the matter 455 00:25:41,427 --> 00:25:43,679 And looking for ways to increase the excitement of marriage 456 00:25:44,138 --> 00:25:48,226 Remember, there is nothing wrong If you don't enjoy it very much 457 00:25:49,268 --> 00:25:51,646 I can definitely try 458 00:25:51,938 --> 00:25:53,481 Good, good 459 00:25:54,482 --> 00:25:58,945 As for strangulation then Was that bothering her? 460 00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:01,406 - Maybe I should go home - Okay 461 00:26:01,864 --> 00:26:03,616 We will continue later 462 00:26:15,795 --> 00:26:18,423 (Johnny)! I found it, Johnny. 463 00:26:18,548 --> 00:26:20,258 Screw it! Thank God! 464 00:26:20,383 --> 00:26:22,343 I know, you saved us $80 465 00:26:22,468 --> 00:26:24,137 Wait, where was he? 466 00:26:24,345 --> 00:26:28,307 - It was in Susan's underwear drawer - What? 467 00:26:28,433 --> 00:26:31,936 - He was behind the one with the pineapple drawing... - No, I don't want to know her underwear 468 00:26:32,061 --> 00:26:34,605 But you talk about her diarrhea so easily! 469 00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:37,608 (Teddy)! Do you know what this means? 470 00:26:37,859 --> 00:26:41,904 My mother found a "genital hospital." And now you know I watch porn 471 00:26:42,029 --> 00:26:45,116 - This often happened -I can't look at her again 472 00:26:45,575 --> 00:26:47,452 We have to run away and never come back 473 00:26:47,577 --> 00:26:50,580 - I don't see another option -I will miss this house 474 00:26:51,456 --> 00:26:53,291 Goodbye, water stained ceilings 475 00:26:53,416 --> 00:26:56,294 Goodbye, kitchen utensil drawer Which cannot be completely closed 476 00:26:56,419 --> 00:26:58,129 Goodbye windows Which does not open because of the paint 477 00:26:58,254 --> 00:27:00,673 Goodbye to the door on your door Lean on it to close it 478 00:27:00,798 --> 00:27:03,801 Goodbye wallpaper Which you tear off and see another wallpaper 479 00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:06,220 Goodbye to the carpet that never dries 480 00:27:06,345 --> 00:27:08,181 Goodbye to prohibited bathroom additives 481 00:27:08,306 --> 00:27:10,975 Goodbye to the lamp that shocks you Every time you touch it 482 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,686 Goodbye to the image of the Pope Who was preceded by two popes 483 00:27:13,811 --> 00:27:16,397 Goodbye plastic bags Filled with plastic bags 484 00:27:16,522 --> 00:27:19,233 Goodbye medicine cabinet Rotting in her corner 485 00:27:19,358 --> 00:27:21,861 -Oh my God! Let's just get out of here - Yes, that's right 486 00:27:27,783 --> 00:27:30,495 "We are pleased that you can help us with our problem." 487 00:27:32,038 --> 00:27:35,208 “The only problem you two have "It's a lack of courage." 488 00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:37,043 "You don't need me" 489 00:27:39,003 --> 00:27:43,716 “Look, there are some good snipers On the roofs of buildings there.” 490 00:27:45,009 --> 00:27:48,054 “Maybe more should be put in.” "From the gunmen behind the green bags." 491 00:27:48,596 --> 00:27:49,972 What are you watching? 492 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:52,266 (High Plains Drifter) 493 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,060 It's Clint Eastwood week. 494 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,104 And what is it about? 495 00:27:57,396 --> 00:28:01,025 He's a cowboy, but you'll realize In the end it's just a ghost 496 00:28:01,150 --> 00:28:04,987 But he can shoot So it's not a real ghost 497 00:28:05,738 --> 00:28:11,577 (Mate)! Can we talk about the movie? What were you watching yesterday my dear? 498 00:28:12,745 --> 00:28:14,163 I don't remember what movie it was 499 00:28:14,372 --> 00:28:15,915 All movies are the same 500 00:28:16,249 --> 00:28:19,168 Do these films entertain you? 501 00:28:19,961 --> 00:28:22,421 I'm a man! And all men love her 502 00:28:22,797 --> 00:28:24,257 Is this what you want? 503 00:28:25,716 --> 00:28:27,635 Want what you see in these movies? 504 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,221 Of course not! I'm just watching it 505 00:28:30,805 --> 00:28:32,848 Do you have a favorite movie? 506 00:28:34,392 --> 00:28:36,477 I like Everybody Which Way But Lose. 507 00:28:37,270 --> 00:28:39,021 That's a crazy movie 508 00:28:39,146 --> 00:28:41,899 There's a monkey giving everyone the middle finger 509 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:44,610 Yes, I love watching it 510 00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,032 It's starting to get hot here 511 00:28:52,618 --> 00:28:54,453 Very hot! 512 00:28:54,829 --> 00:28:57,415 We can't turn on the air conditioner I found a dead bird inside it 513 00:28:57,582 --> 00:29:01,085 The worker says we have to wait To dry before we can turn it on 514 00:29:01,335 --> 00:29:03,296 I wouldn't have known that 515 00:29:03,838 --> 00:29:05,548 I'm just a girl 516 00:29:31,282 --> 00:29:32,658 What are you doing? 517 00:29:33,242 --> 00:29:34,660 I want to eat a banana 518 00:29:34,785 --> 00:29:37,371 Eat it then! Why are you staring at me? 519 00:29:37,622 --> 00:29:41,417 Because I was naughty 520 00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:43,419 What do you mean naughty? 521 00:29:43,919 --> 00:29:46,464 Oh my God, Susan! Is this the last banana? 522 00:29:46,589 --> 00:29:50,092 Screw it! What should To eat now in my fast food? 523 00:29:52,178 --> 00:29:55,056 Great, Susan! can of pringles With one piece left 524 00:29:55,181 --> 00:29:56,557 This is enough for me 525 00:29:57,516 --> 00:29:59,769 The lamp shocked me again! 526 00:30:03,564 --> 00:30:04,940 Yes? 527 00:30:06,984 --> 00:30:08,444 Aunt Susan! What's up? 528 00:30:08,569 --> 00:30:10,446 Can I talk to you? A little, Blair? 529 00:30:10,780 --> 00:30:12,448 Of course, come in 530 00:30:16,035 --> 00:30:18,537 What's wrong? 531 00:30:19,872 --> 00:30:21,374 Okay 532 00:30:21,666 --> 00:30:24,418 Matty and I went out. For dinner yesterday 533 00:30:25,795 --> 00:30:27,755 And I wore nice clothes 534 00:30:28,089 --> 00:30:31,842 I painted a box of Clinique cream from Red Book. 535 00:30:32,343 --> 00:30:34,011 I don't think he even noticed it 536 00:30:34,679 --> 00:30:36,639 And when we returned home 537 00:30:37,390 --> 00:30:39,100 I turned on the TV 538 00:30:40,434 --> 00:30:42,061 And I found... 539 00:30:44,563 --> 00:30:45,940 For what? 540 00:30:47,316 --> 00:30:48,901 On a porn movie 541 00:30:51,654 --> 00:30:54,615 I think mate He was watching porn 542 00:30:55,032 --> 00:30:57,910 - Okay -Do you think he... 543 00:30:58,911 --> 00:31:01,455 He thinks I'm not sexy anymore? 544 00:31:01,580 --> 00:31:04,542 -Am I disappointing him? - No! Absolutely not! 545 00:31:04,667 --> 00:31:06,711 Listen, Aunt Susan. 546 00:31:06,836 --> 00:31:10,256 You are probably the nicest person I know 547 00:31:10,381 --> 00:31:12,967 But if that's what he wants So what can I do? 548 00:31:13,134 --> 00:31:16,512 -I don't want to strangle other women! - Yes, I don't think you have to... 549 00:31:16,637 --> 00:31:19,849 But I'll do it if that's what Matty wants. - No! Let's not follow this approach 550 00:31:19,974 --> 00:31:22,476 - I will do as they did - I don't think that's necessary 551 00:31:22,601 --> 00:31:25,604 And I'll do what Dr. Sosig did. In the movie 552 00:31:25,730 --> 00:31:27,398 - I will do it - Okay, stop! 553 00:31:27,898 --> 00:31:31,694 Listen! It's hard for me to say this, but... 554 00:31:33,237 --> 00:31:35,239 The tape I found 555 00:31:37,158 --> 00:31:38,534 He is mine 556 00:31:39,326 --> 00:31:41,287 - What? - Sorry, I... 557 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:43,038 Sorry for this recklessness 558 00:31:43,164 --> 00:31:46,125 I shouldn't have left it in VCR, that was stupid 559 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:49,128 - Not for Matty? - No, not him 560 00:31:51,672 --> 00:31:53,549 Oh my God! 561 00:31:54,383 --> 00:31:56,594 I feel very comfortable 562 00:31:57,011 --> 00:32:00,014 I thought Matty was bored with me 563 00:32:00,389 --> 00:32:02,183 Blair, I... 564 00:32:04,018 --> 00:32:06,020 Why do you have a porn movie? 565 00:32:06,228 --> 00:32:09,857 Best pronunciation of "porno" It is easier on the hearing 566 00:32:10,024 --> 00:32:12,026 Why do you watch pornographic films? 567 00:32:12,151 --> 00:32:15,446 You can pronounce it "bourne" in this context 568 00:32:15,571 --> 00:32:20,326 If the word is preceded by a tool Like (eh) and (the), you can pronounce it (porno) 569 00:32:20,451 --> 00:32:22,828 If it is not preceded by it, it is pronounced “born.” 570 00:32:24,413 --> 00:32:27,208 -I will stop saying it once and for all - Okay 571 00:32:27,541 --> 00:32:30,294 To answer your question 572 00:32:30,836 --> 00:32:33,297 This is about a sorority 573 00:32:33,422 --> 00:32:36,801 We rented a dirty movie And you know how these clubs work 574 00:32:36,926 --> 00:32:38,636 It was like a prank 575 00:32:40,304 --> 00:32:42,056 - That is, it is a prank? - Yes 576 00:32:43,891 --> 00:32:46,560 That means my relationship with Matty is fine 577 00:32:46,685 --> 00:32:50,564 I can say that this thing Definitely not a problem 578 00:32:52,233 --> 00:32:54,568 But it's a relationship in the works 579 00:32:54,985 --> 00:32:58,489 And by the way, Aunt Susan... 580 00:32:58,989 --> 00:33:02,201 I don't think there is a person He may be bored with you 581 00:33:02,993 --> 00:33:05,621 Matty's not a great communicator 582 00:33:05,746 --> 00:33:08,707 But unless he is blind Or completely crazy 583 00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:10,793 He is still in love with you, no doubt 584 00:33:12,378 --> 00:33:13,754 Come! 585 00:33:19,009 --> 00:33:22,096 I hope you find it someday On your mate 586 00:33:22,847 --> 00:33:24,431 This... 587 00:33:25,891 --> 00:33:27,893 - I'm fine on my own - Let's pray 588 00:33:47,107 --> 00:33:48,260 Where are we going, Ted? 589 00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:50,007 I'm thinking about going to Saudi Arabia 590 00:33:50,239 --> 00:33:52,399 A reputation that no one is ashamed to masturbate there 591 00:33:53,106 --> 00:33:54,857 What do you think they are doing? At home now? 592 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,694 What we often do here, but with a table 593 00:33:58,278 --> 00:34:02,782 Oh my God! We watched six seconds of A pornographic movie that ruined our lives 594 00:34:02,907 --> 00:34:04,409 Calm down, you losers 595 00:34:04,867 --> 00:34:07,161 You haven't ruined your life yet 596 00:34:07,537 --> 00:34:10,373 (Blair)! Your presence pleases the onlookers! 597 00:34:10,498 --> 00:34:12,083 Oh my God, how much you have grown! 598 00:34:12,208 --> 00:34:15,586 - How did you find us? - Far-reaching harmonica sound 599 00:34:15,962 --> 00:34:19,716 Listen! You shouldn't worry Concerning the pornographic film 600 00:34:20,174 --> 00:34:22,010 -I took the blame instead of you - What? 601 00:34:22,176 --> 00:34:24,679 I told Auntie Susan that the movie was mine 602 00:34:25,013 --> 00:34:27,098 -You can both go home now - (Blair)! 603 00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:29,767 Did you do that for us? 604 00:34:29,892 --> 00:34:32,729 No, I did it for Susan. 605 00:34:32,854 --> 00:34:35,189 She was upset when she thought That movie is Matty's. 606 00:34:35,315 --> 00:34:37,859 If only I knew it was for you I probably cried for a year 607 00:34:37,984 --> 00:34:40,194 Oh, my God! Thank you so much, Blair! 608 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,696 Yes 609 00:34:41,821 --> 00:34:44,574 -We owe you - You really are 610 00:34:44,699 --> 00:34:46,617 Put out this stupid fire And let's get out of here 611 00:34:46,743 --> 00:34:48,828 I like that plan, you know why? 612 00:34:48,953 --> 00:34:50,663 Because we have a porn movie to go back to 613 00:34:50,788 --> 00:34:52,206 I'll promise you something now 614 00:34:52,332 --> 00:34:54,292 I will never watch porn again 615 00:34:54,417 --> 00:34:56,336 Even if you find it everywhere and at any time 616 00:34:56,461 --> 00:35:00,048 Even if I have a strange device in... My pocket saves movies for me whenever I want 617 00:35:00,173 --> 00:35:01,758 So I can masturbate whenever I want 618 00:35:01,883 --> 00:35:03,676 No! I won't do it again 619 00:35:06,262 --> 00:35:08,598 "John kept his promise." 620 00:35:08,765 --> 00:35:10,183 "For the next two years" 621 00:35:10,683 --> 00:35:14,187 Then, five minutes later From his discovery of the Internet 622 00:35:14,437 --> 00:35:18,608 “He grabbed his genitals tightly "It almost came out of place." 623 00:35:19,192 --> 00:35:22,737 “That didn't stop him from masturbating Four more times 624 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:25,239 "Before entering a local ambulance station" 625 00:35:25,531 --> 00:35:29,327 “Where I waited eight hours Behind many men 626 00:35:29,452 --> 00:35:31,913 “Who were almost taken out "their reproductive organs" 627 00:35:32,038 --> 00:35:33,873 "After they discovered the Internet" 628 00:35:34,165 --> 00:35:36,042 "And today" 629 00:35:36,209 --> 00:35:40,004 “Everyone you talk to Masturbate for the last 20 minutes" 630 00:35:40,546 --> 00:35:42,298 "That was Ian McKellan." 631 00:35:42,423 --> 00:35:46,177 “It reminds you not to shake hands with anyone.” 632 00:35:46,386 --> 00:35:47,762 "Good night" 633 00:35:57,563 --> 00:36:01,651 "You have a head that thinks of a terrible person." 634 00:36:01,901 --> 00:36:05,113 "But there's finally someone who loves you." 635 00:36:06,572 --> 00:36:10,243 "Everyone needs a best friend" 636 00:36:10,451 --> 00:36:12,912 "And I'm glad I'm your friend." 637 00:36:13,037 --> 00:36:15,581 "I'm just a clown" 638 00:36:16,457 --> 00:36:18,960 "And I will frustrate you" 639 00:36:19,877 --> 00:36:24,966 "But you don't care because..." 640 00:36:26,092 --> 00:36:28,553 "Your best friend is me" 641 00:36:28,778 --> 00:36:58,437 .RaYYaN...Drag and edit 642 00:36:58,770 --> 00:37:00,742 Translated by: Screens International - Beirut