1 00:00:08,022 --> 00:00:09,398 {\an8}"My words are lazy" 2 00:00:09,648 --> 00:00:11,025 "My thoughts are cloudy" 3 00:00:11,359 --> 00:00:14,403 "But that's one thing I'm sure of." 4 00:00:14,541 --> 00:00:17,961 "Everyone needs a best friend" 5 00:00:18,245 --> 00:00:20,872 “I'm so glad I'm your best friend.” 6 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,631 {\an8}“A few nights ago, I was at a basketball game With my whole family" 7 00:00:33,798 --> 00:00:36,425 {\an8}- "Yes" “I asked the man in front of me.” 8 00:00:36,550 --> 00:00:38,719 {\an8}"Then he can sit so I can see." 9 00:00:38,844 --> 00:00:42,723 {\an8}"So he beat me severely, he beat me severely." 10 00:00:42,848 --> 00:00:45,893 “And a piece of my hair fell out.” - "Wow!" 11 00:00:46,018 --> 00:00:49,647 “And it was terrible because when he hit me My teeth were also in my hair.” 12 00:00:50,689 --> 00:00:54,985 {\an8}Wow! The Jerky Boys are one of the greatest Comedy geniuses these days 13 00:00:55,111 --> 00:00:58,406 {\an8}I know! As if the phone was here for nothing For a hundred years 14 00:00:58,531 --> 00:01:01,200 {\an8}- It took these two men to come... - To know its purpose 15 00:01:01,325 --> 00:01:03,035 - Yes! -You understand! You understand 16 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:04,537 Well, I have to pee 17 00:01:05,788 --> 00:01:07,164 Fuck! 18 00:01:07,413 --> 00:01:09,165 Damn! Clive on the right 19 00:01:09,373 --> 00:01:11,041 If he follows you inside, you're done 20 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:14,545 {\an8}This is bad! I have to relieve myself! You saw me drinking Capri Sun juice during lunch 21 00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:17,465 {\an8}I know! You're sucking that straw As if she promised you a modeling contract 22 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:19,800 {\an8}- But, Johnny, you gotta catch yourself -It is not safe to hold your urine 23 00:01:19,967 --> 00:01:22,261 You have to do it, buddy Think baseball! 24 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:23,762 This is not how things work 25 00:01:23,888 --> 00:01:26,515 {\an8}Think of your father leaving the bedroom naked On the weekend 26 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:29,059 {\an8}- What?! -And his penis is hanging outside his robe 27 00:01:29,185 --> 00:01:31,896 {\an8}- He waves like a bat that sleeps during an earthquake - Shut up! 28 00:01:32,021 --> 00:01:35,107 {\an8}- Follow me there and stand guard - Okay 29 00:01:43,741 --> 00:01:46,577 At least he has... 30 00:01:50,289 --> 00:01:53,042 {\an8}- Come on, pee! Okay - Pay attention to the door 31 00:01:56,170 --> 00:01:58,005 {\an8}- Damn it! - Come on! faster 32 00:01:58,130 --> 00:02:00,758 I can't, okay? There's another man here and I'm ashamed to pee 33 00:02:00,883 --> 00:02:04,011 Wow! Dude, do you mind? My friend feels ashamed 34 00:02:04,136 --> 00:02:06,722 Yes, I thought he might have some problems When I didn't hear anything 35 00:02:07,264 --> 00:02:11,644 I just want you to know that you can take All the time you need, I won't judge 36 00:02:17,691 --> 00:02:19,068 Here we go 37 00:02:20,027 --> 00:02:23,697 -Thanks! - That's all the thanks I need 38 00:02:27,076 --> 00:02:30,246 Wait! (Jesus)? 39 00:02:33,832 --> 00:02:36,544 {\an8}Okay, that's okay Everything will be fine 40 00:02:37,711 --> 00:02:40,381 - Damn! It's here, it's here! - That's not how things work 41 00:02:40,506 --> 00:02:44,718 {\an8}Look who's here! It's Bennett and his little lover 42 00:02:46,428 --> 00:02:50,140 {\an8}Well, Clive, what if you were his lover? What if we have a relationship? 43 00:02:50,349 --> 00:02:53,477 {\an8}I can satisfy him in a way you never can! 44 00:02:55,604 --> 00:02:58,607 You better be careful, Bennett. You won't want to slip! 45 00:02:59,191 --> 00:03:02,570 - Yes! Well done, Bennett! Have you urinated a lot? 46 00:03:04,655 --> 00:03:06,490 Why don't you ask your mother's face? 47 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:10,160 Wow! I'm so sorry! 48 00:03:10,286 --> 00:03:13,497 - That went too far - What, dude? This is disgusting! 49 00:03:13,664 --> 00:03:15,666 I said that before I knew what it was 50 00:03:16,083 --> 00:03:18,794 Kind of like your mother Wow! What's wrong with me? 51 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:22,965 - I'm so sorry, I deserve what you're going to do to me - Yes, definitely 52 00:03:26,093 --> 00:03:28,512 “Drink, you fool!” "Shit! Wait, no, not the toilet." 53 00:03:28,679 --> 00:03:32,057 “I shouldn't get wet It's written on my sign!" 54 00:03:36,770 --> 00:03:38,147 (teddy) 55 00:03:40,190 --> 00:03:41,567 (teddy)? 56 00:03:41,817 --> 00:03:44,361 Yeah, the joke's on us, Johnny. The tubes aren't going anywhere 57 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:46,739 The boys squirt water back and forth All day long 58 00:03:49,658 --> 00:03:52,036 “So you have a problem "There was no one who could help." 59 00:03:52,202 --> 00:03:55,539 “If you can find them "Maybe you can hire the 'A' team." 60 00:03:55,831 --> 00:03:58,292 "Team A" 61 00:04:02,838 --> 00:04:04,590 I've watched this episode before She is beautiful 62 00:04:04,923 --> 00:04:08,761 How can you watch this nonsense? It's just car chases and things blowing up 63 00:04:08,969 --> 00:04:11,680 Why did you say two good things? As if they were two bad things? 64 00:04:11,805 --> 00:04:14,016 Have mercy on us, Blair. Our day was tough 65 00:04:14,183 --> 00:04:15,976 This series is very educational 66 00:04:16,101 --> 00:04:18,270 We learn about the struggles of Vietnam veterans. 67 00:04:18,395 --> 00:04:22,066 How to convert a wood chipper To a cannon that shoots cabbage 68 00:04:22,441 --> 00:04:26,695 Matty, call Dr. Frankel. When I was at work today 69 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:30,949 He said you were late for your colonoscopy - Yes, I will not do it 70 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,370 But he said it was important - This man is an imposter 71 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,455 No, he's not, he's very smart 72 00:04:36,664 --> 00:04:40,459 Not all Jewish doctors are smart, Susan. This is one of the stereotypes 73 00:04:40,626 --> 00:04:44,630 Wow! Even when you're technically right She still finds a way to screw it up 74 00:04:45,005 --> 00:04:49,343 What? I said they're not all that smart Some Hebrews do it just for the money 75 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:54,098 - This is extremely insulting - Sorry, Hebrews and Hebrews 76 00:04:54,264 --> 00:04:58,102 Dear, it's a routine test You stay numb the whole time 77 00:04:58,352 --> 00:05:00,229 It wasn't bad when I did that 78 00:05:01,522 --> 00:05:03,899 What? When did you have a colonoscopy? 79 00:05:04,233 --> 00:05:06,985 Last year, when I was struggling From problems with my stomach 80 00:05:07,236 --> 00:05:10,656 Where were you? No, I didn't -You took me! 81 00:05:10,906 --> 00:05:15,494 I asked you to drop me off on the other side From the street in the mall, I didn't want to worry you 82 00:05:15,661 --> 00:05:19,123 In addition, I needed undershirts Jordan Marsh was selling them on sale 83 00:05:19,373 --> 00:05:20,958 This is funny 84 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:24,712 You're afraid of an action Aunt Susie took. Without even telling you 85 00:05:25,337 --> 00:05:27,673 - I don't remember taking you -I walked home 86 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,843 - She walked home! -It's only a few miles 87 00:05:31,009 --> 00:05:34,847 I couldn't feel my legs anyway So it didn't matter if I ruined my shoes 88 00:05:34,972 --> 00:05:39,560 - Okay, Matty, it's your move - My step is to bring beer 89 00:05:41,186 --> 00:05:42,896 My results were negative 90 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:45,649 Wow! He seems very worried 91 00:05:48,110 --> 00:05:49,737 I wish Team A was real 92 00:05:50,154 --> 00:05:52,239 This way we can rent them To beat up Clive 93 00:05:52,781 --> 00:05:56,285 - Who is Clive? - Yes, he's an idiot at school who teases us 94 00:05:56,618 --> 00:05:58,287 Is this Clive, Muriel's son? 95 00:05:58,412 --> 00:06:01,957 I don't know if Muriel's son is a sadistic boy Taking steroids and likes to pee? 96 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:05,753 That poor boy, he doesn't have a father 97 00:06:07,171 --> 00:06:10,924 Yes, he left Muriel before Clive was born. 98 00:06:11,383 --> 00:06:13,343 Maybe that's why he's not happy at all 99 00:06:13,635 --> 00:06:16,889 It's a classic defense mechanism Hurting people hurt people 100 00:06:17,181 --> 00:06:21,018 Wait! Wait! Are you saying that Clive is an illegitimate child? 101 00:06:21,435 --> 00:06:24,480 His mother is so sweet, this must be hard 102 00:06:26,148 --> 00:06:29,943 Johnny, God has blessed us with information We can use them as a weapon 103 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:33,113 - What do you mean? - What will the Jerky Boys do? 104 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:39,787 Well, I found it, 5553816 105 00:06:40,329 --> 00:06:43,332 We will destroy this young man psychologically 106 00:06:48,837 --> 00:06:52,216 - "Hello?" - (Clive)? I am your father 107 00:06:52,966 --> 00:06:54,510 - What? - “I am your father” 108 00:06:54,802 --> 00:06:57,012 I abandoned you when you were a child 109 00:06:57,137 --> 00:06:59,598 Sorry about that, I had a rough day 110 00:07:00,265 --> 00:07:03,101 - Dad, is this really you? - "Yes, Clive." 111 00:07:03,352 --> 00:07:06,688 I am your father of course 112 00:07:07,898 --> 00:07:10,067 My father... I knew you would call me one day 113 00:07:10,192 --> 00:07:12,611 “Mom said you wouldn't call but I was sure.” 114 00:07:13,028 --> 00:07:16,240 Where are you? Can I meet you? 115 00:07:16,532 --> 00:07:19,326 Fuck! He wants to meet him! This is typical! 116 00:07:19,451 --> 00:07:21,286 - What should I say? -Say yes 117 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,789 Tell him to meet you at Friendly's tomorrow 118 00:07:23,914 --> 00:07:27,376 Yes, sure, be at Friendly. Tomorrow after school 119 00:07:27,626 --> 00:07:29,503 He wore a sailor suit 120 00:07:30,295 --> 00:07:33,465 - Sailor suit? - Yes, I spent some time in the Navy 121 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:36,760 So it has an emotional connotation for me She fought in the war 122 00:07:37,636 --> 00:07:40,430 - Which one? - That's true, my friend 123 00:07:40,722 --> 00:07:43,392 I don't like to talk about it, especially the details 124 00:07:43,559 --> 00:07:47,145 - What a shame! This is very cool “And I mean a real sailor suit.” 125 00:07:47,271 --> 00:07:51,358 - Like the boy on a box of Cracker Jack. -But where will I get a sailor suit? 126 00:07:51,483 --> 00:07:55,487 Are you answering me? This cleverness is exactly why I left 127 00:07:55,612 --> 00:07:58,198 Sorry, no, I'm sorry, Dad No, I'll do it, I promise 128 00:07:58,615 --> 00:07:59,992 "This is better" 129 00:08:00,117 --> 00:08:01,493 Ask him to say (Ahoy) 130 00:08:01,618 --> 00:08:04,746 - Yes, and say “Ahway” to the people when you arrive - "Okay" 131 00:08:05,122 --> 00:08:06,915 Dad, I'm so excited to meet you 132 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:09,668 - Yes, get your hopes up high, my friend - "I love you" 133 00:08:10,168 --> 00:08:12,713 - What a shame! This is great - Damn! That was great! 134 00:08:12,921 --> 00:08:15,007 - We should be there when he goes - Sure 135 00:08:15,132 --> 00:08:17,634 Wait, no! We can't He will see us and beat us up 136 00:08:18,719 --> 00:08:20,095 No, he won't 137 00:08:20,345 --> 00:08:22,681 That's good, that's a good plan 138 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:27,144 Well, as far as everyone knows, we're advertising managers On a business trip from Hartford. 139 00:08:27,269 --> 00:08:29,313 -We are looking for some local talent - Okay 140 00:08:29,563 --> 00:08:32,190 - Keep bringing us milkshakes - Sure 141 00:08:32,482 --> 00:08:35,694 We are celebrating We just got a big contract 142 00:08:35,986 --> 00:08:38,655 (bounty) It is a very popular paper towel 143 00:08:38,822 --> 00:08:40,991 - Yes, I use it every day - Great 144 00:08:41,158 --> 00:08:44,870 Originally it was supposed The logo should be "The Quick Picker" 145 00:08:45,078 --> 00:08:47,915 But we added the "fast and thick catcher" 146 00:08:48,081 --> 00:08:49,875 I bought a summer house Thanks to adding this feature only 147 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,836 - Congratulations - Yes, my wife is miles away 148 00:08:53,837 --> 00:08:55,297 Even when we're in the same room 149 00:08:56,506 --> 00:09:00,677 She hasn't let me touch her since the miscarriage 150 00:09:02,262 --> 00:09:03,931 I'll be back with a milkshake 151 00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:07,976 - What was this? - What do you mean? 152 00:09:08,101 --> 00:09:10,604 -I go with the area - That was sad, dude 153 00:09:10,729 --> 00:09:13,607 Forgive me for trying to add a little oomph To the story 154 00:09:13,732 --> 00:09:15,108 - What do you say...gravity? I want to kill myself... - Why do I travel... 155 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:17,194 All so you can be Mr. Thick Fast Catcher. 156 00:09:17,319 --> 00:09:19,863 -And I have nothing to say here - Sorry, do you want to decorate them? 157 00:09:19,988 --> 00:09:22,282 We chose a name and painted the room 158 00:09:22,407 --> 00:09:24,534 - Calm down - No! No, that's what everyone says 159 00:09:24,660 --> 00:09:26,036 I should be sad 160 00:09:27,412 --> 00:09:28,830 Wow! Look! 161 00:09:31,541 --> 00:09:32,918 (Ahoy) 162 00:09:33,126 --> 00:09:35,379 - What a shame! - Wear it! 163 00:09:36,672 --> 00:09:41,134 Yes, fix your scarf There you are, now you're a decent sailor 164 00:09:41,593 --> 00:09:43,845 - Okay, are you ready? - Yes, I will go 165 00:09:45,263 --> 00:09:48,892 -And maybe don't talk to the waitress while I'm away -Just go 166 00:09:57,609 --> 00:10:01,822 - Good evening, Friendly Restaurant. “Yes, I want you to deliver a message to one of your clients.” 167 00:10:02,072 --> 00:10:03,865 “Stupid-looking young man "He dresses like an idiot." 168 00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:06,243 Sir, this is Friendly's restaurant. Can you be more specific? 169 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:08,328 "The boy in the sailor suit" 170 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,459 “I am his father and I have a message for him.” 171 00:10:17,087 --> 00:10:18,755 I have a message for you from your father 172 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:25,512 He says he won't come because you disappointed him He is glad he left 173 00:10:25,637 --> 00:10:28,473 He loves his adopted Korean children more 174 00:10:30,392 --> 00:10:31,768 Sorry! 175 00:11:04,426 --> 00:11:07,304 Wow! This is sadder than a miscarriage 176 00:11:08,221 --> 00:11:09,723 His name would be Lawrence. 177 00:11:23,191 --> 00:11:26,987 -I still feel bad about yesterday - Yes, me too 178 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:30,407 As if Clive was a real human being And he has a heart 179 00:11:30,699 --> 00:11:32,575 Well, I'm sure he'll be fine 180 00:11:32,784 --> 00:11:35,745 Hello, did you hear? Clive tried to kill himself 181 00:11:36,079 --> 00:11:39,582 - What a shame! - Take a whole bottle of Flintstones vitamins. 182 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,501 - Even (my house) - Did you... 183 00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:44,587 - Did he say why he did that? - Who cares why? 184 00:11:44,879 --> 00:11:46,256 I have never felt so free! 185 00:11:46,381 --> 00:11:49,426 I can now wear my Ace of Base shirt. Without being severely beaten 186 00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:53,680 - Damn it, Teddy! What will we do? - It's out of our hands 187 00:11:53,805 --> 00:11:55,557 If he wants to wear a shirt He will wear it! 188 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,517 No, no, I mean it's our fault 189 00:11:57,642 --> 00:11:59,644 If Clive hadn't been such an idiot, he'd be dead by now 190 00:11:59,894 --> 00:12:02,314 Well, you know what? We can fix that 191 00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:04,190 Nice shirt, weirdo 192 00:12:06,276 --> 00:12:08,153 Nature abhors a vacuum 193 00:12:09,112 --> 00:12:12,365 - Okay, are you ready? - Yes, wait, wait a little 194 00:12:12,615 --> 00:12:16,161 We hold a boy's heart in our hands I want to make sure I'm aware 195 00:12:21,666 --> 00:12:23,543 Okay, I'm fine, call him 196 00:12:32,594 --> 00:12:35,680 - Hello? "Hello, Clive, I'm your father." 197 00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:39,517 -Did you finish vomiting the vitamins? - Leave me alone 198 00:12:39,642 --> 00:12:41,102 "Wait, wait" 199 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,814 I want to apologize I'm sorry I didn't come yesterday 200 00:12:44,939 --> 00:12:48,109 Why did you do that? Why did you leave that message? 201 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:52,364 - It was a test - It was a test of your manhood 202 00:12:52,489 --> 00:12:54,741 And she succeeded amazingly 203 00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:58,078 You said you love your adopted Korean children more 204 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:02,749 - Yes... You know what? They are no longer with me - Really? 205 00:13:02,874 --> 00:13:05,960 No, it seemed like a great idea at the time But it cost me a lot 206 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:10,590 So I had to release them into the wild 207 00:13:10,715 --> 00:13:12,926 But that's why you're so important to me Hey Clive 208 00:13:13,134 --> 00:13:15,512 That's why our relationship is so important 209 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,932 -Can I really meet you? - Yes 210 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:23,061 Eventually...eventually But now I'm kind of busy with work 211 00:13:23,353 --> 00:13:25,230 - "What do you do?" - What should I do? 212 00:13:25,647 --> 00:13:29,025 - An advertising executive trying to have children? - What a shame! What's wrong with you... 213 00:13:29,150 --> 00:13:32,112 I'm a mercenary in the Los Angeles subway. 214 00:13:33,238 --> 00:13:38,284 Yes, I and the other commandos are fighting injustice From...from our truck 215 00:13:38,410 --> 00:13:41,496 - “This is so wonderful.” - Yes, if someone has a problem 216 00:13:41,621 --> 00:13:44,040 And if no one else can help And if you can find us 217 00:13:44,249 --> 00:13:47,085 Maybe you could hire me...me and my friends 218 00:13:47,377 --> 00:13:49,337 That's kind of our motto 219 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:52,006 Wow! My father has a truck 220 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,676 Yes, anyway, I will keep in touch with you 221 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:58,012 - He achieved good results in school -I'm bad at school 222 00:13:58,263 --> 00:14:00,515 I have a math test tomorrow I'll probably fail it 223 00:14:00,723 --> 00:14:03,810 For your sake! I'm sure you are smart with mathematics More than you think 224 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:08,481 Like... if a bully beat up ten boys Because of their sexual orientation 225 00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:11,776 20 percent of them are in the choir So they get an extra beating 226 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,611 How many people go to the hospital? 227 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,200 -Two -Guess what, mister, "I can't." 228 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:22,287 I just did a math operation I will talk to you later 229 00:14:23,538 --> 00:14:25,623 -I think we fixed it - Yes, I think so too 230 00:14:25,748 --> 00:14:27,792 -I feel good now -I feel great 231 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:30,795 -We are good people - Yes, if he killed himself now, it would be because of other things 232 00:14:39,596 --> 00:14:43,850 - Why was the burger in a tray of water? - Yes, I don't know why they do that 233 00:14:43,975 --> 00:14:47,395 Yes, every time it's burger day Be in the water 234 00:14:47,604 --> 00:14:48,980 I don't know, this seems normal 235 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,483 Men come to visit you and you put burgers in the water And you watch the match 236 00:14:52,275 --> 00:14:54,068 -Do you know what else is strange? - What? 237 00:14:54,736 --> 00:14:57,780 -I was thinking about Clive. - Yes, me too 238 00:14:57,906 --> 00:15:02,035 - Really? - Yes, I was wondering how he did on the test 239 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:05,914 Me too! This is strange! As if I care about him! 240 00:15:06,331 --> 00:15:07,707 Look, Johnny 241 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,506 I don't know why he's hanging out with those boys Their influence is bad 242 00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:16,549 - I'm honest I think Coach Johnson... 243 00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:18,801 Fuck! I think this is his test 244 00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:22,138 - Wait, don't look, don't look now - What is written on it? 245 00:15:22,263 --> 00:15:24,390 I don't know, there's a mark on it But I can't see it 246 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,100 We must get closer 247 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:31,606 - This seems very complicated - Let's calm down a little 248 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:35,568 That's why I'm grateful to the lunch prep ladies They find the preparation of corn and do not touch it 249 00:15:36,903 --> 00:15:40,698 - What do you want, Bennett? - Nothing, nothing, I just... 250 00:15:40,865 --> 00:15:43,576 - I'm just walking around, you know what I'm doing - Really? 251 00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,913 Eat a dick, you idiot 252 00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:51,668 - Acceptable mark! - It worked! 253 00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:54,504 - It worked! - What a shame! I knew he could succeed! 254 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,130 Well done, my friend 255 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,633 Our little genius 256 00:16:03,221 --> 00:16:06,683 "Matty, you can't keep putting it off." “Of course I can, it's my body.” 257 00:16:06,808 --> 00:16:09,519 But the doctor says... -I don't care what the doctor says 258 00:16:09,644 --> 00:16:11,354 - Because of your age... this is very important -I don't care what the doctor says 259 00:16:11,479 --> 00:16:15,275 I won't do that! If you ask me again, I'll stay in a hotel 260 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:21,281 - Matty, why are you so resistant to having a colonoscopy? - What a shame! Not you either! 261 00:16:21,406 --> 00:16:24,576 Listen, I know it's scary to think about In what they might find 262 00:16:24,701 --> 00:16:27,453 But early detection is... -Do you think I'm worried about cancer? 263 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,415 If one gets cancer He won't have to pay taxes 264 00:16:31,082 --> 00:16:33,835 - I don't think that's true - Not if it were up to the liberals 265 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,837 That's all I'm saying He got cancer now 266 00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:39,007 Listen, stop this nonsense and tell me the truth 267 00:16:39,424 --> 00:16:40,842 Why don't you want to undergo a colonoscopy? 268 00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:48,808 When they say they drug you, you lose control Okay? 269 00:16:48,933 --> 00:16:51,519 You might say some nonsense And you don't even remember that 270 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:56,649 -I don't want to say things - What a shame! Are there things you don't say? 271 00:16:56,774 --> 00:16:59,694 I just... I don't want anyone to find out my secrets 272 00:16:59,944 --> 00:17:01,863 - Any secrets? -I have secrets 273 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,990 Well, why do you care what a doctor thinks about her? 274 00:17:04,115 --> 00:17:07,660 Doctors talk and this is a small town I don't want to spoil my reputation 275 00:17:07,869 --> 00:17:10,079 You're banned from Dunkin Donuts. 276 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:12,206 Listen, you have to do this 277 00:17:12,373 --> 00:17:14,500 If you discover colon cancer Too late, you will die 278 00:17:14,751 --> 00:17:17,378 You'll leave John and Suze alone Do you really want to do this? 279 00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:23,718 - Okay, I'll go - Great 280 00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:25,470 But you must go with me 281 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:27,805 - To undergo a colonoscopy? - Yes 282 00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:30,183 - Why? - Because when they drug me 283 00:17:30,308 --> 00:17:33,770 If I start saying anything about Vietnam... You must make a lot of noise 284 00:17:33,978 --> 00:17:35,438 Why? What happened in Vietnam? 285 00:17:37,649 --> 00:17:39,025 This way, okay? 286 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:40,568 No, you don't understand, let's practice 287 00:17:41,152 --> 00:17:42,528 This is me and you, the doctor 288 00:17:43,321 --> 00:17:46,115 Doctor, once in Vietnam... 289 00:17:47,325 --> 00:17:48,701 Come on, it's your turn 290 00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:51,954 You have to be faster and louder Come on, again 291 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:54,207 Once in Vietnam, Doctor... 292 00:17:54,957 --> 00:17:56,668 Keep going! Once in Vietnam... 293 00:17:56,793 --> 00:17:58,503 Louder, once in Vietnam. 294 00:17:58,628 --> 00:18:00,213 Keep going, keep going 295 00:18:00,338 --> 00:18:02,465 - I... - Keep going! Once in Vietnam 296 00:18:02,590 --> 00:18:04,759 Keep going, I'm about to reveal my secrets 297 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,011 What's going on here? 298 00:18:08,429 --> 00:18:11,349 -I'm going to have a colonoscopy - Really? 299 00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:14,060 Thank God! 300 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:18,523 Feels like Christmas! 301 00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:23,361 I want this family to know that from now on I will become completely addicted to alcohol 302 00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:34,414 Am I crazy? I want to call Clive. Tell him he did a good job 303 00:18:34,539 --> 00:18:38,584 I know! Me too! He clearly studied hard for the test 304 00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:41,587 - Yes, he should know that his father is proud of him - Yes, but... 305 00:18:41,713 --> 00:18:44,173 Do we want to think that's all we care about? What are the academic grades? 306 00:18:44,298 --> 00:18:47,009 He cannot live up to our expectations If we don't put any of them 307 00:18:47,176 --> 00:18:49,470 Yes, but I want him to do a good job for himself And not for us 308 00:18:49,637 --> 00:18:51,139 - Let's call him - Okay 309 00:18:58,479 --> 00:19:01,190 - Hello? - Hi Clive, I'm your father 310 00:19:01,524 --> 00:19:04,944 Dad! Guess what! I completely passed this test 311 00:19:05,194 --> 00:19:06,571 I got an acceptable mark 312 00:19:06,696 --> 00:19:11,451 Well, wow! Well done, hero That's great, not an excellent mark but... 313 00:19:11,576 --> 00:19:13,035 Wow! Well done! 314 00:19:13,327 --> 00:19:15,329 Listen, I know you're busy 315 00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:20,793 But my birthday is on Saturday I was wondering if I could see you 316 00:19:22,044 --> 00:19:25,256 Yes, sorry buddy, I have work 317 00:19:25,882 --> 00:19:27,925 I wish I could meet you just once 318 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:30,803 I know, me too, but it's important work 319 00:19:30,928 --> 00:19:35,141 We found a terrorist base under the skating rink So we'll disguise ourselves as cocaine dealers 320 00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:37,852 And if we find love on our way We will accept that 321 00:19:39,103 --> 00:19:42,899 “But maybe next year, okay?” - Yes, definitely 322 00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:46,110 And I did well on the test Okay, I'll talk to you later 323 00:19:46,527 --> 00:19:47,904 Goodbye, dad 324 00:19:50,698 --> 00:19:52,617 I feel really bad About disappointing him again 325 00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:54,452 Yes, we have to make up for it 326 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:58,915 You know? His father must send him A very wonderful birthday gift 327 00:20:08,049 --> 00:20:09,926 What do you think about this? Sega Genesis game 328 00:20:10,301 --> 00:20:12,011 - I don't know -Why not? 329 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,847 I'm worried he'll spend all day in his room Instead of playing outdoors 330 00:20:15,389 --> 00:20:17,642 -What do you think of a baseball glove? - He does not like to exercise 331 00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:20,770 - Doesn't mean we shouldn't encourage it Baseball is your dream, not his 332 00:20:20,895 --> 00:20:22,271 - What a shame! - I... listen 333 00:20:22,396 --> 00:20:24,649 It's his seventeenth birthday He will become an adult soon 334 00:20:24,774 --> 00:20:27,610 -We don't have many Christmases left -I feel like you're always trying to spoil him 335 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,321 -You can't buy his love -I'm not trying to buy his love 336 00:20:30,446 --> 00:20:32,198 - On the contrary, you are trying to buy his love - Come on! 337 00:20:32,323 --> 00:20:34,242 - Because you're never home -You're very strict with him, you always have been 338 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,910 Someone has to be the bad cop 339 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,621 Honestly, I feel like it's bad of you To always hold me that responsibility 340 00:20:38,746 --> 00:20:41,165 You know what? None of this matters anyway Because we only have $20 341 00:20:41,332 --> 00:20:44,418 Yes, you're right, what are we going to do? 342 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,587 Where is the men's clothing? 343 00:20:47,171 --> 00:20:49,924 Okay, that's good, get ready now Turn right 344 00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:54,345 - This is so stupid, why don't I wear the coat myself? -For the extra height, Johnny. 345 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:56,639 When you are tall People assume you're in charge 346 00:20:56,806 --> 00:21:02,186 - Why don't you take today off? - Wow! Thank you, long time supervisor 347 00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:04,397 - See? - Well, which direction should I go? 348 00:21:04,522 --> 00:21:08,025 - Straight a little and then it will turn -Speak louder, your feet are blocking my ears 349 00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:11,070 - Far left, to the left, damn it! - What is this? 350 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:12,613 Walk straight, walk straight 351 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,283 - Tell me when I almost bump into something - Pay attention! Watch out! 352 00:21:15,449 --> 00:21:17,785 - Damn! You must warn me - Well, we're fine, we're a little safe 353 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,537 - My head hurts - This will be a problem 354 00:21:19,662 --> 00:21:21,038 - What? - Damn! Damn! 355 00:21:21,163 --> 00:21:22,540 - What? - Don't go in that direction 356 00:21:22,665 --> 00:21:24,417 -Shall I turn around? - Wait, there's more bullshit out there 357 00:21:24,792 --> 00:21:26,168 - Quickly, to the side - To the side 358 00:21:26,294 --> 00:21:27,753 Go to the side, dammit! 359 00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:34,135 Excellent work You can take lunch off now 360 00:21:39,242 --> 00:21:40,869 We weren't stealing it for us! 361 00:21:41,077 --> 00:21:44,998 We were stealing it for a boy who didn't have a father That's not shoplifting, right? 362 00:21:45,665 --> 00:21:49,461 Nice try, you're in big trouble I'll need your parents' phone number 363 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:54,007 - My parents are out of town - I have no family, I am a teddy bear that came back to life 364 00:21:54,466 --> 00:21:57,594 Listen, it's very important to us To help this boy 365 00:21:57,844 --> 00:22:01,556 Haven't you ever had something very important? For you? 366 00:22:01,681 --> 00:22:03,516 Something you would do anything to achieve 367 00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:06,353 For example, maybe you wanted to become the best security guard in boston 368 00:22:06,853 --> 00:22:09,522 No, no, I never wanted to be a security guard 369 00:22:10,565 --> 00:22:12,025 I wanted to become an actor 370 00:22:12,192 --> 00:22:17,697 - What a shame! It got much worse - Acting is my true passion 371 00:22:18,406 --> 00:22:22,577 When I was in my twenties Participated in a community theater production of the play (Pippin) 372 00:22:23,370 --> 00:22:28,875 When the show ended, I found out That John Rubinstein was in the audience 373 00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:30,585 - What a shame! - Wow! 374 00:22:30,710 --> 00:22:33,588 - Who of course played the original Pippin - Yes, yes, I was about to say that 375 00:22:33,713 --> 00:22:35,632 - This is the man - True, it was 376 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,468 He actually came backstage after the show 377 00:22:38,718 --> 00:22:41,846 And he approached me I can still see his face and he said 378 00:22:42,097 --> 00:22:44,975 “I really enjoyed the show "You were all wonderful." 379 00:22:45,892 --> 00:22:48,937 - What a shame! What a moment - Amazing! This is amazing! 380 00:22:49,062 --> 00:22:51,272 - It gives me goosebumps - I feel it just by hearing you talk about it 381 00:22:51,398 --> 00:22:54,693 Yes, it was him with his fat and flesh And be kind enough to say... 382 00:22:54,818 --> 00:22:57,487 Because I was definitely playing Pippin. - Of course, yes 383 00:22:57,612 --> 00:23:01,574 Yes, you... Burt, it's impossible for you to participate In "Pippin" if you don't play "Pippin" 384 00:23:01,950 --> 00:23:04,703 And to be kind enough to say "You were all wonderful." 385 00:23:04,828 --> 00:23:08,373 Because the rest of the actors were there for me So he couldn't recognize me 386 00:23:08,498 --> 00:23:10,458 Because that would be indifferent to them 387 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:12,043 - Yes, he can't do that - Sure, of course 388 00:23:12,168 --> 00:23:16,297 But he looked at me, and he (John Rubinstein) gave me a look She said that look 389 00:23:16,923 --> 00:23:19,134 "You are on your way to success" 390 00:23:19,509 --> 00:23:22,345 - Wow! Great - That's what I said too 391 00:23:23,138 --> 00:23:25,473 I don't know I guess life has other plans for me 392 00:23:25,974 --> 00:23:27,434 But that's okay 393 00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:34,858 “Everything has its season "Everything has its time" 394 00:23:35,608 --> 00:23:39,320 “Show me a reason and I'll soon show you a rhyme.” 395 00:23:40,238 --> 00:23:42,240 "Cats sitting on the windowsill" 396 00:23:42,490 --> 00:23:44,617 "Children enjoying the snow" 397 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:49,956 “Why do I feel like I don't fit in? "Anywhere I go" 398 00:23:52,876 --> 00:23:54,252 Sorry, wow! 399 00:23:54,669 --> 00:23:57,297 That feeling was great, wasn't it? 400 00:23:57,422 --> 00:23:59,090 - Wow! Great - Yes 401 00:23:59,215 --> 00:24:01,342 - Was this a moment we lived together? - It was a special moment 402 00:24:01,468 --> 00:24:03,344 - Yes, it was truly a human moment - That was real, I couldn't have... 403 00:24:03,470 --> 00:24:07,390 Someone who played the original role of Pippin. 404 00:24:07,599 --> 00:24:09,809 It was a rope that connected us and we only saw it 405 00:24:09,934 --> 00:24:11,311 - The three of us - Yes 406 00:24:11,436 --> 00:24:12,812 - The three of us - It brings us closer together 407 00:24:12,937 --> 00:24:14,355 We were one organism at that moment 408 00:24:14,481 --> 00:24:15,982 -I feel tingling in my feet - Wow! Yes 409 00:24:16,107 --> 00:24:19,069 - A thousand times wonderful and more than that - Yes 410 00:24:19,194 --> 00:24:22,530 - This was time well spent - Yes, we achieved a lot 411 00:24:22,655 --> 00:24:24,032 - Isn't it? Yes - Yes 412 00:24:24,157 --> 00:24:26,534 - Well, you can leave, sure - Can we leave? 413 00:24:26,701 --> 00:24:28,078 - Thank you, thank you - Yes, thank you 414 00:24:28,203 --> 00:24:29,579 -I appreciate that, that was great - Yes 415 00:24:29,704 --> 00:24:32,207 We will each go our own way But we'll take a piece of the day with us 416 00:24:32,499 --> 00:24:33,875 Thank you for letting me sing 417 00:24:34,209 --> 00:24:35,877 - What a shame! That was a nightmare! - "Security" 418 00:24:36,002 --> 00:24:38,588 You're telling me that, Johnny? We must stop this 419 00:24:38,755 --> 00:24:40,298 I know, it's out of our control 420 00:24:40,465 --> 00:24:43,593 I care what happens to Clive. But we act like crazy 421 00:24:43,718 --> 00:24:47,847 Clive's upbringing is not our responsibility We must tell him the truth 422 00:24:49,808 --> 00:24:54,187 “Everything has its season "Everything has its time" 423 00:24:54,771 --> 00:24:58,858 “We have very big discounts In the ninth aisle 424 00:24:59,317 --> 00:25:01,528 - Maybe it's time to go - “Cats sit on windows” 425 00:25:01,653 --> 00:25:03,404 "The boys enjoy the snow." 426 00:25:03,530 --> 00:25:05,198 "Massachusetts Hospital" 427 00:25:11,412 --> 00:25:12,789 I don't like this 428 00:25:12,914 --> 00:25:15,708 - This is a bad idea - Will you calm down, you will be fine 429 00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:20,046 If you hear the word "Vietnam" Scream as loud as you can, do you understand? 430 00:25:20,171 --> 00:25:22,257 Yes, wow! Calm down 431 00:25:22,507 --> 00:25:25,218 Good morning, Mr. Bennett. We are ready to get started with your process 432 00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:29,264 Yes, listen, this is my niece And you will stay in the room with me 433 00:25:29,764 --> 00:25:31,724 I'm afraid this is forbidden 434 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,520 - What do you mean? - This is against hospital policy 435 00:25:35,687 --> 00:25:37,564 No, no, wait, wait 436 00:25:37,689 --> 00:25:41,776 You don't understand, she always accompanies me Whenever a colonoscopy is performed 437 00:25:41,901 --> 00:25:46,906 - True? - Yes, I like to watch 438 00:25:47,198 --> 00:25:51,286 It's my half birthday today So this is a gift to myself 439 00:25:53,037 --> 00:25:57,041 This is interesting But only doctors are allowed in, I'm sorry 440 00:25:57,417 --> 00:25:58,835 Give us a minute please 441 00:26:01,004 --> 00:26:02,547 - Get under the bra - What? 442 00:26:02,755 --> 00:26:04,841 - Hide under the bra - I won't do that 443 00:26:04,966 --> 00:26:06,801 You should be in the room, Blair. If you speak 444 00:26:06,926 --> 00:26:10,221 Matty, these people don't care about your stupid secret 445 00:26:10,388 --> 00:26:12,891 - They are professionals and have heard everything before - I don't trust them 446 00:26:13,266 --> 00:26:15,935 One does not become an ass doctor Unless he likes weird things 447 00:26:16,227 --> 00:26:18,688 For some of these doctors This arouses their sexual desires 448 00:26:18,813 --> 00:26:21,774 - It does not arouse their sexual desires! -I'll give you $300 449 00:26:23,109 --> 00:26:25,737 - Really? -You always complain that your books are expensive 450 00:26:25,945 --> 00:26:27,322 $300 451 00:26:31,868 --> 00:26:33,369 You lost your mind! 452 00:26:36,122 --> 00:26:38,124 "Dr. Fisher to a room Preparing for the third operation 453 00:26:38,374 --> 00:26:40,627 Dr. Fisher to the supply room for third operations 454 00:26:54,641 --> 00:26:57,810 "Okay, Mr. Bennett." I want you to count backwards from one hundred." 455 00:26:58,061 --> 00:27:02,065 “One hundred, 99, 98...” 456 00:27:02,523 --> 00:27:04,567 “Okay, sleep.” - "Wow!" 457 00:27:04,692 --> 00:27:06,736 “Okay, great, what a weirdo.” - "Yes" 458 00:27:06,861 --> 00:27:08,613 “This man wanted That his niece should come here with him.” 459 00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:10,990 - “I heard that!” "This is very strange." - "Madness!" 460 00:27:11,115 --> 00:27:13,326 "Of course, Claire. Let's see what we have here." 461 00:27:15,995 --> 00:27:17,956 - "Wow!" - “Fuck!” Look at that" 462 00:27:18,122 --> 00:27:19,874 "He has hair on the head of his penis, that's new." 463 00:27:19,999 --> 00:27:23,962 “Disgusting! His poor wife.” - "I was thinking about that!" 464 00:27:24,087 --> 00:27:27,006 “Guys, I have to be honest "This arouses my sexual desires." 465 00:27:32,512 --> 00:27:35,723 - Listen, we have to tell him the truth -You know he'll beat us up 466 00:27:35,932 --> 00:27:38,893 Listen, the key is so you don't get hurt in the fight It is not to catch you 467 00:27:39,018 --> 00:27:40,937 Like a drunk man in an accident 468 00:27:41,145 --> 00:27:44,148 That's why the Kennedys are always okay After smashing their cars 469 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:49,237 Hi Clive, can we talk to you a little? 470 00:27:49,404 --> 00:27:51,155 What do you want, you idiots? 471 00:27:51,572 --> 00:27:55,285 Listen, we can't say this easily but... 472 00:27:56,327 --> 00:27:58,746 -It's about your father - What's wrong with my father? 473 00:28:00,373 --> 00:28:06,212 Your father invited us to your birthday party 474 00:28:06,462 --> 00:28:08,214 He said he would be there too 475 00:28:08,381 --> 00:28:11,426 We wanted to say that we are very excited To participate in it 476 00:28:11,551 --> 00:28:15,596 What are you talking about? I won't have a party He said he wouldn't be able to come 477 00:28:15,847 --> 00:28:19,100 - That's because it's a surprise - Yes 478 00:28:19,225 --> 00:28:21,477 - No! I ruined it! - (Teddy)! 479 00:28:21,602 --> 00:28:23,146 - We weren't supposed to say anything - Damn! 480 00:28:23,271 --> 00:28:25,481 I was sure! I was sure he would come! 481 00:28:26,316 --> 00:28:29,027 It must be a very big party So you two losers are invited 482 00:28:29,694 --> 00:28:31,070 Hurray! 483 00:28:32,989 --> 00:28:36,242 - What's wrong with you? -I know! But did you see the look in his eyes? 484 00:28:36,367 --> 00:28:40,580 - He's like Charles Manson! -What will we do now? He thinks his father will come 485 00:28:40,705 --> 00:28:42,373 I don't know, we find someone to claim to be his father 486 00:28:42,498 --> 00:28:45,084 - Who? - I don't know, we can find an actor 487 00:28:46,044 --> 00:28:47,628 Fuck! 488 00:28:51,549 --> 00:28:54,052 Well, we have balloons and cake 489 00:28:54,927 --> 00:28:56,429 Do you think he is old? To bring a piñata? 490 00:28:56,554 --> 00:28:58,806 Yeah, I don't think we want to give him a bat oh johnny 491 00:28:58,931 --> 00:29:00,308 Yes, good decision 492 00:29:02,602 --> 00:29:05,396 - How did it go? - It was a nightmare! 493 00:29:05,730 --> 00:29:07,106 How are you feeling, Matty? 494 00:29:07,231 --> 00:29:09,567 The doctor says I'm completely clean There is nothing to worry about 495 00:29:09,734 --> 00:29:12,195 - That's not all the doctor said -What do you mean? 496 00:29:12,362 --> 00:29:17,033 - That was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life - What happened, Blair? 497 00:29:20,703 --> 00:29:23,498 Matty had me go into the operating room with him - What, Blair?! 498 00:29:23,623 --> 00:29:25,917 So I can make him shut up if the drugs make him sick Say anything about Vietnam? 499 00:29:26,042 --> 00:29:29,045 -You will not get $300 - I don't care, this has to end 500 00:29:29,170 --> 00:29:31,130 Nothing is worth what I experienced today 501 00:29:31,255 --> 00:29:33,883 Do you know where they put the stick? When they're done using it? I know 502 00:29:34,008 --> 00:29:36,427 -What secret? What are you talking about? - Forget it, Susan. 503 00:29:36,552 --> 00:29:38,012 No, Matty, this is crazy 504 00:29:38,137 --> 00:29:41,724 You should talk about it and move on Because I won't do it again in five years 505 00:29:41,849 --> 00:29:43,851 -Forget it - What did you do? Did your battalion desert? 506 00:29:43,976 --> 00:29:46,437 Did you escape from military service? Did you fire? Accidentally shot Bob Hope? What? 507 00:29:46,562 --> 00:29:48,272 I wish! I can live with that! 508 00:29:48,398 --> 00:29:51,651 - Whatever it is, I'm sure we'll understand you - No, you will not understand! This was war! 509 00:29:51,776 --> 00:29:54,195 Come on, Matty! We are your family Tell us! 510 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,114 I made a dog orgasm 511 00:30:00,701 --> 00:30:03,913 - What? - What a shame! 512 00:30:04,205 --> 00:30:07,959 -You said you would understand me - That was before we knew it was fishy! 513 00:30:08,084 --> 00:30:09,794 You never went to war These things happen 514 00:30:09,919 --> 00:30:13,131 Not that, no Why would you do that to a dog? 515 00:30:13,381 --> 00:30:14,882 Whose dog was it? 516 00:30:31,441 --> 00:30:36,320 My platoon was camped in the woods in the distance About 2,000 kilometers south of the Du Long Bridge. 517 00:30:38,239 --> 00:30:42,618 Our dog (Scout) was with us He was eating leftovers from dinner 518 00:30:45,204 --> 00:30:48,291 Me and my friend Donnie were about to start Night surveillance when we noticed... 519 00:30:49,876 --> 00:30:51,252 Scout was upright 520 00:30:52,879 --> 00:30:57,592 -I was very handsome then - Let me do this, Susan. 521 00:31:01,012 --> 00:31:05,224 We waited for him to calm down on his own, but he couldn't Clearly he was stuck 522 00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:09,270 This may be dangerous for the dog Especially in the forest 523 00:31:09,395 --> 00:31:12,106 If he gets an infection he may die 524 00:31:12,815 --> 00:31:15,151 We didn't have a paramedic with us, so I had to To do something about it 525 00:31:17,904 --> 00:31:20,698 I tried to bring him back inside 526 00:31:22,283 --> 00:31:26,662 But it came out so I tried again That didn't help 527 00:31:28,122 --> 00:31:30,166 We were running out of time And let me tell you 528 00:31:30,374 --> 00:31:33,544 That dog found land mines More than I remember 529 00:31:33,878 --> 00:31:36,714 Save us all So I had to keep trying 530 00:31:40,384 --> 00:31:41,761 And then it happened 531 00:31:44,555 --> 00:31:48,518 He made a sound like barking but happier 532 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,940 Then he went back to eating his food 533 00:31:57,193 --> 00:31:59,946 Donnie and I didn't look into each other's eyes Throughout the rest of the war 534 00:32:10,039 --> 00:32:11,874 For heaven's sake, someone say anything 535 00:32:14,293 --> 00:32:17,255 You soldiers sacrificed a lot 536 00:32:23,302 --> 00:32:29,183 I...I think you did the right thing A very heroic act 537 00:32:31,519 --> 00:32:35,439 Yes, well done, Dad 538 00:32:37,900 --> 00:32:40,820 I did it there So we don't have to do that here 539 00:32:43,281 --> 00:32:44,740 Rest, soldier 540 00:32:52,248 --> 00:32:56,002 "Merry Christmas, Clive." 541 00:32:59,922 --> 00:33:02,883 Well, test, test One, two, three 542 00:33:03,009 --> 00:33:06,178 - Yes, I can hear you, that's great - Yes, Rashwat is obsessed with technology in school 543 00:33:06,512 --> 00:33:08,681 Remember to leave the second one on So we can hear you and Clive. 544 00:33:08,848 --> 00:33:11,767 - Well, yes - Well, we'll dictate what you say and if... 545 00:33:11,892 --> 00:33:15,229 So you can't give me specific lines That would be great 546 00:33:15,813 --> 00:33:17,398 - What? - Yes 547 00:33:17,732 --> 00:33:21,402 Tell me the idea you want to convey I will translate it as an actor 548 00:33:21,861 --> 00:33:25,239 I would bring a coffee cart to the site But forget it 549 00:33:25,448 --> 00:33:27,908 Tell me something, where am I coming from? 550 00:33:29,327 --> 00:33:31,495 Before meeting Clive, where were you? 551 00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:35,499 -You were here talking to us - No, no, not me, but the character 552 00:33:35,625 --> 00:33:38,294 Where was the character? This will affect the way the scene is represented 553 00:33:38,461 --> 00:33:41,797 He played Pippin on Broadway. - No, no 554 00:33:42,298 --> 00:33:45,301 He was at home grieving over his wife's miscarriage 555 00:33:45,426 --> 00:33:48,220 - What a shame! - Yes! I liked that 556 00:33:48,346 --> 00:33:50,181 You are brilliant, you should get into this field 557 00:33:51,390 --> 00:33:52,933 - What's wrong with you? - What? 558 00:33:53,059 --> 00:33:56,896 We'll try one like this Then we'll try your method, come on! 559 00:33:59,523 --> 00:34:02,193 Yes, if he wants Everyone else had a drink 560 00:34:02,485 --> 00:34:05,196 - What are you talking about, Derek? - (Clive)? 561 00:34:06,906 --> 00:34:08,282 My father? 562 00:34:09,241 --> 00:34:13,245 -Is that you? - It's me, son, I'm back 563 00:34:16,248 --> 00:34:19,877 - Dad! I can't believe this is really you - "Okay, that's good." 564 00:34:20,002 --> 00:34:23,089 Tell him now you can't stay And you have an important job in Los Angeles. 565 00:34:23,214 --> 00:34:26,342 There is a sniper trying to kill Top surfers in Malibu 566 00:34:26,634 --> 00:34:28,094 I can't stay for long 567 00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:31,931 My wife and I are experiencing a personal tragedy She needs me at home 568 00:34:32,098 --> 00:34:33,808 -See? This is great - Shut up 569 00:34:33,974 --> 00:34:37,937 - I have a stepmother? What's her name? - (Catherine) 570 00:34:38,270 --> 00:34:41,774 She is a widowed farm owner She hired me as a laborer on her farm 571 00:34:42,024 --> 00:34:44,276 -Is this...is this Pippin? - Is he... he's playing Pippin? 572 00:34:44,402 --> 00:34:46,195 - He's playing Pippin?! - He plays the role of Pippin! What the hell is this? 573 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,697 Fuck! Without Pippin! 574 00:34:47,822 --> 00:34:50,741 But I thought you were a mercenary 575 00:34:51,450 --> 00:34:52,993 "You're ruining it, you bastard!" 576 00:34:53,703 --> 00:34:57,832 “Sit on the floor and talk until dawn.” 577 00:34:58,207 --> 00:35:01,794 - “Candles and secrets...” - Clive will beat him up 578 00:35:01,919 --> 00:35:06,507 Sharing ancient beliefs And humming old songs 579 00:35:07,049 --> 00:35:09,093 - (Clive) -Mom! 580 00:35:09,427 --> 00:35:10,928 - Damn! - What a shame! 581 00:35:11,095 --> 00:35:14,390 - What's happening? What is all this? - What are you doing here, mom? 582 00:35:14,515 --> 00:35:16,976 Jeff Driscoll's mother told me... That you're having a party here in the park 583 00:35:17,101 --> 00:35:19,603 - "Why didn't you tell me?" - Damn! Fuck! Fuck! � 584 00:35:19,770 --> 00:35:22,440 Mom, look, Dad is here 585 00:35:22,565 --> 00:35:24,483 Cancel! cancellation! Get out of there! 586 00:35:24,608 --> 00:35:27,278 What are you saying? This is not your father 587 00:35:28,070 --> 00:35:29,447 Say, "That's not your mother." 588 00:35:29,572 --> 00:35:31,741 I hate giving other actors feedback but... 589 00:35:31,866 --> 00:35:35,202 I feel like you're trying too hard Do not leave yourself any room to continue 590 00:35:35,453 --> 00:35:38,497 - Who are you? - Well, I can't work like this 591 00:35:38,664 --> 00:35:40,833 Let me guess, she's the product's sweetheart 592 00:35:41,417 --> 00:35:42,793 - Nonsense! - Wait, mom, I'll be back 593 00:35:42,918 --> 00:35:45,129 - I gave her a good remark, but she exaggerated a lot -You 594 00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:47,882 You! What's going on here? 595 00:35:48,549 --> 00:35:50,885 -Aren't you really my father? - No! 596 00:35:51,010 --> 00:35:53,137 Two guys paid me money to come here And I pretend to be your father 597 00:35:53,429 --> 00:35:58,392 But let me tell you something, this is more production Poor and disorganized I have ever been involved in! 598 00:35:58,601 --> 00:36:02,354 John Rubinstein would never have agreed to this Me too 599 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,818 Fuck! 600 00:36:08,736 --> 00:36:11,197 -Is this a joke? - Damn! 601 00:36:11,363 --> 00:36:13,824 - What a shame! Wait, wait! Wait - Listen, Clive, listen... 602 00:36:14,408 --> 00:36:17,495 You bastard! Do you think you can? Mess with my head and stay alive? 603 00:36:18,287 --> 00:36:22,666 I'll beat you up You'll both die, it's over 604 00:36:23,542 --> 00:36:27,213 Wait, Clive, wait Hear us before you kill us 605 00:36:27,546 --> 00:36:31,425 I'm sorry we lied and said we were your father But think about it 606 00:36:31,967 --> 00:36:34,970 What is a parent? He is someone who believes in you 607 00:36:35,262 --> 00:36:37,181 Someone who encourages you to give your best 608 00:36:37,556 --> 00:36:39,934 And someone who is proud of you when you work hard and win 609 00:36:40,935 --> 00:36:42,603 -And we did it - What do you mean? 610 00:36:42,895 --> 00:36:45,773 We told you you could succeed On the math test and I did 611 00:36:46,190 --> 00:36:47,566 Wasn't that wonderful? 612 00:36:47,733 --> 00:36:50,361 And when I got a good mark What progress! 613 00:36:50,569 --> 00:36:54,698 We were there to encourage you We encourage you to reach your fullest potential 614 00:36:54,990 --> 00:36:57,535 We did all that, wasn't it great? 615 00:36:57,952 --> 00:37:02,873 - Didn't you feel satisfied with yourself? - Yes, I did 616 00:37:03,165 --> 00:37:07,253 You reverse your position Your grades have improved and you are smiling more 617 00:37:07,670 --> 00:37:10,756 - Really? - All the guys in the wood shop say that 618 00:37:11,966 --> 00:37:14,385 I was thinking of learning to play the guitar 619 00:37:14,677 --> 00:37:17,721 Did you hear that? He is thinking about learning to play the guitar 620 00:37:17,847 --> 00:37:19,640 This is great! 621 00:37:19,765 --> 00:37:22,977 -We will attend every party for you - Really? 622 00:37:23,143 --> 00:37:25,855 Sure! We're not going anywhere 623 00:37:26,939 --> 00:37:28,315 Come closer 624 00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:33,279 We are very proud of you 625 00:37:35,823 --> 00:37:41,537 Well done! Well, on your messengers, on your messengers Don't kill the teddy bear, okay? 626 00:37:41,829 --> 00:37:45,040 -How about we eat cake? - Yes! 627 00:37:45,249 --> 00:37:48,210 -And something healthy - Well, don't undermine me in front of him 628 00:37:48,544 --> 00:37:49,920 Come on, let's go 629 00:37:58,637 --> 00:38:00,472 I think we should try with another one 630 00:38:00,598 --> 00:38:04,768 “I don't know when, but we'll meet then.” 631 00:38:05,185 --> 00:38:08,564 “You know we'll have a good time then.” 632 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:16,721 .RaYYaN...Drag and edit 633 00:38:17,072 --> 00:38:19,742 “My son turned ten a few days ago.” 634 00:38:19,867 --> 00:38:22,912 He said: “Thank you for the ball, Dad. Let’s play.” 635 00:38:23,037 --> 00:38:25,831 “Can you teach me to throw? I said not today 636 00:38:25,956 --> 00:38:29,168 “I have a lot to do "It's okay," he said. 637 00:38:29,293 --> 00:38:32,087 Then he left, but his smile did not leave him. 638 00:38:32,212 --> 00:38:35,299 “He said I would be like him, yes.” 639 00:38:35,424 --> 00:38:38,594 "I will be like him" 640 00:38:39,887 --> 00:38:43,057 "And the cat in the cradle and the silver spoon." 641 00:38:43,182 --> 00:38:46,101 "The Little Blue Boy and the Man in the Moon" 642 00:38:46,226 --> 00:38:49,146 “When you get home, Dad "I don't know when" 643 00:38:49,271 --> 00:38:51,857 "But we will meet then." 644 00:38:52,274 --> 00:38:55,903 “You know we'll have a good time then.” 645 00:39:03,619 --> 00:39:06,455 "He came from college a few days ago..." 646 00:39:07,790 --> 00:39:10,918 Translated by: Screens International - Beirut