1 00:00:32,341 --> 00:00:34,093 {\an8}And when he directed Ice Cube Punch to Depo 2 00:00:34,218 --> 00:00:36,762 {\an8}Smokey said You got a knockout, dude! 3 00:00:36,888 --> 00:00:40,099 {\an8}No, it was in this tone You got a knockout, dude! 4 00:00:40,162 --> 00:00:43,206 {\an8}No, but in this tone You got a knockout, buddy 5 00:00:43,332 --> 00:00:46,251 {\an8}Definitely the mid-nineties It was the golden age of comedy 6 00:00:46,353 --> 00:00:48,522 Yes, black people are cool 7 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:52,177 - Watch your words - Sorry dinner was so late 8 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,054 {\an8}We ran out of ketchup 9 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:56,765 {\an8}So I had to go to six neighbors 10 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:59,893 {\an8}Until I finally found it Enough quantity to cover meatloaf 11 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,855 Meatloaf again? -We had meatloaf two days ago 12 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:06,108 I wouldn't do that, but (Ice Cube) He'd call you a bitch now 13 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:09,069 Sorry, I thought you liked it The meatloaf I make 14 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:11,738 God, what's wrong with you guys? 15 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:15,033 Susan is preparing dinner For four people and a bear every night 16 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:16,535 Don't even thank her 17 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,287 {\an8}Rather, you sit there and complain 18 00:01:18,662 --> 00:01:20,998 {\an8}I swear, you don't appreciate it at all 19 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,624 {\an8}It's okay, Blair. 20 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:24,960 {\an8}Everyone should have what they like 21 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:28,130 {\an8}- What do you want instead? -Can we have breakfast for dinner? 22 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,424 - Impossible! -Why not? 23 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,259 Eat eggs in the afternoon It is the behavior of homosexuals 24 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,052 What are you talking about? 25 00:01:34,178 --> 00:01:37,472 {\an8}Think about it, gay people stay up late All night long to do things to each other 26 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,933 And they miss breakfast So they invented brunch 27 00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:42,644 {\an8}They meet at approximately 11 o'clock They sip their fruity drinks 28 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,480 {\an8}And they talk about hairstyles Moisturizers and the like 29 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,442 {\an8}And when they start eating their breakfast It is past midday 30 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:51,153 -Honestly, it's a convincing theory - Yes, I have no objection to it 31 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:54,948 {\an8}So the exact time for the eggs to become Gay breakfast is 11 o'clock? 32 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,617 -Is this the theory? - Yes 33 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,286 That's why McDonald's stops. About serving breakfast at 11 o'clock 34 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,872 True, they don't want to Young men are fucking each other in the bathroom 35 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:03,373 Pretty sure this happens In all cases 36 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:05,042 - Oh my God! - What's up? 37 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,711 {\an8}I added two eggs to the meatloaf To maintain its cohesion 38 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,047 {\an8}There is no harm in adding eggs to dishes 39 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,882 {\an8}But when taken alone It is suitable for gay people 40 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:14,426 {\an8}I don't want to take any risks 41 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,387 {\an8}Johnny is at a very sensitive age 42 00:02:17,596 --> 00:02:20,807 {\an8}Dad, what happens if you eat an egg? By mistake in the afternoon? 43 00:02:20,933 --> 00:02:22,517 You should follow it with balanced food 44 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,102 - Like what? - Stew 45 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:28,565 Oh my gosh, I ate an egg tonight In which I decided that I liked girls 46 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,943 - Did you see? - But I only ate half of it 47 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:34,029 - That's why I lean towards both sexes - I was injured! 48 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,281 They couldn't feed me stew Fast enough 49 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:39,284 Listen, this isn't your fault, Blair. 50 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:44,873 {\an8}"John Hacknock High School" 51 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,678 Teddy, look It's Sheila Bourgeois. 52 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,347 {\an8}She must be the drug dealer Most exciting ever 53 00:03:01,223 --> 00:03:03,058 Listen, do you know? I've just realized something 54 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:05,727 - What is it? - I haven't seen her since I was 18 years old 55 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:08,647 I'm an adult now And adults buy drugs 56 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,691 This is the main thing Which they do, right 57 00:03:10,816 --> 00:03:15,195 I, John Bennett, will buy Drugs from Sheila Burgoat. 58 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,364 - How do I look? - It doesn't matter 59 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,576 Hello Sheila 60 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,830 - Hello - I'm John Bennett. 61 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,332 We met last year, do you remember? 62 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,251 Maybe 63 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:33,463 My diarrhea has stopped 64 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:36,967 Yes, everything is normal now 65 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:40,345 Every once in a while, I might have a stomach problem Or something like that and it happens 66 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:42,514 But mostly I was feeling good 67 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,684 Sheila, hello, I'm Ted. We've met too 68 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:48,437 Listen, John recently became a man 69 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,522 Not in a sexual sense As is clear 70 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,149 But biologically 71 00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,609 He would like to buy some marijuana from you 72 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,780 Sure, how much do you want? 73 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:00,407 Wow, really? 74 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,451 Puberty is a lot of fun 75 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,704 My grandmother and grandfather gave me a gift of money For my birthday, but I want to spend it all 76 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,582 - $200, yes - 200? 77 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:10,876 Okay 78 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:19,968 This is 113 grams Thank you 79 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,012 Whew 80 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,808 This is a large amount of marijuana This is very beautiful 81 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,435 Sheila... 82 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,187 Thank you for being my first time 83 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,189 Don't say that please 84 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,857 I don't know why I lied to you 85 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,650 I've had diarrhea before 86 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,320 - Okay - In less than an hour 87 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,113 Enjoy its effect 88 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,496 You will always be a virgin 89 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,419 No...I don't think I am I've gotten high like this before 90 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,339 Do I have human feet now? 91 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,257 I feel like I have human feet 92 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:00,926 I don't know 93 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,469 How does a person feel with his feet? 94 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,679 It's a good question Let's put it to someone 95 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:07,599 Hello my friend 96 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,768 Mom, what are you doing here? 97 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,771 -Show me your feet! - What a beautiful day 98 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:16,525 Instead of taking the bus I thought we should go to the mall 99 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:19,778 And buy you graduation underwear 100 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:22,864 Underwear It is worn over the buttocks 101 00:05:22,989 --> 00:05:27,494 Then we might go to Sears. To take our selfies 102 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,204 Show me your feet! 103 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:37,421 Johnny, I was thinking about underwear Which you should buy 104 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:40,966 I think boy's underwear It must resemble his father's clothes 105 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,510 But then I prayed To know what is right 106 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:47,097 If you want to try something different There is nothing wrong with that in my opinion 107 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,767 Wow, how blessed you are 108 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:53,395 Have you always been this soft? 109 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,689 Yeah, I'm a teddy bear, dude 110 00:05:57,691 --> 00:05:59,818 I'm a miserable teddy bear 111 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:01,987 What is this sound? 112 00:06:02,112 --> 00:06:03,822 Oh my God, is the car on fire? 113 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,991 That's okay, my friend 114 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,243 It's just the police 115 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,828 Damn, we have a lot of weed 116 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,830 Maybe he's not a policeman But a stripper 117 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,083 Yes, sometimes they disguise themselves as the police 118 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,461 If he says, you have the right In maintaining your attractiveness 119 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,546 We are out of danger 120 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,847 "Framingham Police" 121 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:39,107 Good day, ma'am May I see your license and car registration documents? 122 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,942 Touch his penis Show his reaction 123 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,611 Sure 124 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,863 Is there something wrong, policeman? 125 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,698 Did you know that light? Is your left brake broken? 126 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:51,870 God, my husband usually takes care of these things 127 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,247 But he was urinating some sediment 128 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,541 Listen, if you're a cop You must tell us that 129 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,085 - I beg your pardon? -I know our rights 130 00:06:59,211 --> 00:07:03,757 You do not have the right to search this vehicle Or pocket this bag without a note 131 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:07,761 - This does not raise suspicion at all -I can say the same about you 132 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:11,306 A law-abiding family was arrested On her way to buy clean underwear 133 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,935 Without any drugs in the car Or in the possession of its members 134 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,020 Okay, everyone get out of the car 135 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:18,897 Fuck 136 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,533 Mom, I have to tell you something 137 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:32,244 - What's the matter, son? - I am hiding something 138 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:35,622 Satisfy your needs as much as possible 139 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,583 Then I'll take you to the women's restroom When we get to the shopping mall 140 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,293 In order to spend it 141 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:43,713 No, mom, there's marijuana in my backpack I bought it after school 142 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:48,260 - What? - I know, I know, I'm stupid and sorry 143 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,471 (Johnny) 144 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,890 You are 18 years old now 145 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,017 You could be sentenced to death 146 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:57,936 What do we have here? 147 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,854 Who is this bag for? 148 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:02,023 - It's... - To me 149 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,943 - It's mine - What? 150 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,904 - Yours? -I'm addicted to drugs, policeman 151 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,031 - Mom, what are you doing? - Eat it 152 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:13,743 And I inhale it I deal with it in every way 153 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:17,956 And I've been hooking her since the Woodstock days. The place where I learned it 154 00:08:18,582 --> 00:08:20,041 Miserable hippies! 155 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,210 Turn around 156 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,213 Listen, I know her rights! 157 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,632 - Really? What is it? - Damn 158 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,890 My friend There's instant pasta in the freezer 159 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,642 And stuffers in the basement 160 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,185 Watch your head 161 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:54,993 - He took my mother - He took our weed! 162 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:58,121 He also took Susan 163 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,045 You can't do that to Brett, Hart. You fat foreigner! 164 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,551 Where were you? Where is your mother? 165 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,261 (Mate)... 166 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,514 Let's talk 167 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,391 "What did you say?" 168 00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,977 Run, Johnny! Survive for your life! 169 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:23,021 No matter what happens, I will find you! 170 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:25,190 - Come back here! - Oh my God! 171 00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:28,777 Fuck 172 00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,781 Bastards, stupid, contemptible 173 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,325 Hey, what's going on here? 174 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,369 These two idiots are busted They are carrying drugs 175 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,371 And they got Susan arrested because of that! 176 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,873 What? Is this true? 177 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:43,792 Yes 178 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,670 Bastards, stupid, contemptible 179 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,220 I will be back shortly 180 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:58,640 Stay here and write your confession, you bastard 181 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:05,271 - I can't do that -Why not? 182 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,357 I'm scared, Blair. I can't go to prison! 183 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,527 But you never mind Should your mother come in instead of you? 184 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:14,781 I swear this is what I was talking about Last night, but in an exaggerated way 185 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,408 Do (Susan) Everything for this family 186 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,909 And no one does anything for her 187 00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,452 But look at that face, Blair. 188 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,454 Look at his mouth He looks very young 189 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:23,957 If he goes to prison It will be filled with bars 190 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,418 And what good is a mouth? Full of dicks, Susan? 191 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,086 Fuck you both 192 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,842 A mouth full of dicks? 193 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:37,178 I was exaggerating to get the point across Most likely it will be a dick or two 194 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,181 But they'll be big, Johnny. 195 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,309 Yes, they will be 196 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,405 Hello, how are you? 197 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,616 I'm fine, Matty. 198 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:01,494 Did Johnny tell you? Where do you find pasta? 199 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:05,415 Don't worry, Johnny will admit it. And you go home tonight 200 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:08,376 No, Matty Don't make him do that 201 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,378 The decision was my decision 202 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,298 - What? - Johnny is 18 years old now 203 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,009 He just took off with his life 204 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,178 This could ruin his future 205 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,638 He is prevented from entering the university 206 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:24,684 It may encourage him to join To the breakdance gang. 207 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,979 But they were his drugs He must learn to take responsibility! 208 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,773 Not this way 209 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,859 Promise me you won't make him do it 210 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,444 (Susan)... 211 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,200 - Okay - Plus, it's my first crime 212 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,119 I'm sure they will tolerate me 213 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,331 I sentence you to twenty years In state prison 214 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,042 Next issue 215 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,879 Massachusetts Against Susan Bennett. 216 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,547 Charged with possession of marijuana 217 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:58,051 -Stop doing that - It's a courtroom, Blair. I have to 218 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,677 It's the law... 219 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,554 And the system 220 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,223 Fuck! 221 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,812 Mrs. Bennett You are charged with possession of marijuana 222 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,355 How do you answer the accusation? 223 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,440 I cannot lie, Your Honor 224 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,860 I admit my sin 225 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,488 Thank you for your honesty 226 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,991 Since it's your first crime You seem like a nice lady 227 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,743 I'll be lenient 228 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:27,038 I sentence you to ten days In state prison 229 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,665 - 10 days? - What is this? 230 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,625 The session was adjourned 231 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,796 I liked it 232 00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:14,382 Who are you? 233 00:13:14,508 --> 00:13:17,135 Hi, I'm Susan Bennett. 234 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:18,887 I'm your new roommate 235 00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:26,770 What a beautiful place you are in 236 00:13:27,229 --> 00:13:29,314 - What's your name? - (Beach Killer) 237 00:13:30,524 --> 00:13:33,026 Well, according to Mitch Miller's weight. 238 00:13:33,276 --> 00:13:35,362 What? Why are you here? 239 00:13:35,612 --> 00:13:37,781 You did a very bad job 240 00:13:38,073 --> 00:13:39,616 Did you kill someone or something? 241 00:13:40,075 --> 00:13:41,576 Marijuana 242 00:13:41,785 --> 00:13:44,496 -You're kidding - Not at all 243 00:13:45,872 --> 00:13:48,917 - Why are you here? - Because the system is corrupt! 244 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:51,002 I didn't do anything I am innocent 245 00:13:51,127 --> 00:13:54,881 No, have you told anyone that? 246 00:13:55,257 --> 00:13:58,969 We must tell them Guard, this woman is innocent! 247 00:13:59,094 --> 00:14:01,555 - Shut up and mind your own business! - Oh, guard! 248 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,223 We are not friends 249 00:14:03,348 --> 00:14:04,933 We are not friends 250 00:14:06,268 --> 00:14:08,937 But I bet you cinnamon toast That we will become so 251 00:14:10,438 --> 00:14:13,608 “Are you threatening me? "I'm Cornholio" 252 00:14:13,859 --> 00:14:15,569 "Come on, Peeves!" "Sit in your seat" 253 00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:18,530 - “In principle...” - What's going on here? 254 00:14:19,322 --> 00:14:20,824 We're watching TV 255 00:14:21,199 --> 00:14:23,034 You are forbidden to watch anything 256 00:14:23,159 --> 00:14:25,495 If your mother is in prison You will be in prison 257 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:29,249 - What does that mean? - It means you will clean the house! 258 00:14:29,457 --> 00:14:31,877 You will wash the laundry And you wash the dishes 259 00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:33,378 And you cook all the meals 260 00:14:33,503 --> 00:14:35,130 So get ready to have a tough time! 261 00:14:35,255 --> 00:14:38,258 Isn't this Susan's daily routine? -You're right 262 00:14:38,383 --> 00:14:40,802 It is their punishment So start 263 00:14:41,386 --> 00:14:43,930 Okay Okay, we'll handle it 264 00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:45,765 It's housework How hard is it? 265 00:14:45,891 --> 00:14:49,185 Yes, even the name sounds like a game Housework 266 00:14:49,644 --> 00:14:52,188 You don't know what you're talking about, you idiots 267 00:14:52,314 --> 00:14:54,107 Really? Watch this 268 00:14:56,818 --> 00:15:00,113 Do you see? I just cleaned the house I am a housekeeper 269 00:15:00,238 --> 00:15:02,574 Look at me I'm Betty Crocker 270 00:15:03,074 --> 00:15:06,453 Do you know? I admit my mistake You are hers 271 00:15:06,828 --> 00:15:08,204 Good luck 272 00:15:08,622 --> 00:15:10,624 I'll dust you off And you dust me off 273 00:15:10,749 --> 00:15:12,167 We agreed 274 00:15:26,348 --> 00:15:28,600 Can I join you? Ladies? 275 00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:36,483 I'm Susan I share a cell with Miss Keller 276 00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:39,694 - What are your names? - (Eat A Cook) 277 00:15:39,903 --> 00:15:42,197 -What about you? -I (Fedex) 278 00:15:42,322 --> 00:15:44,783 This is Sixty Nine. And that's Gangaena. 279 00:15:44,908 --> 00:15:47,160 Any man who comes into my crosshairs His fate is death 280 00:15:47,285 --> 00:15:50,163 What interesting names! 281 00:15:50,538 --> 00:15:52,374 Why do they call you FedEx? 282 00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:54,751 Because I can deliver to you Anything within 24 hours 283 00:15:55,961 --> 00:15:58,546 As long as it fits in my ass 284 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,007 What are you talking about? 285 00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:04,386 The food here is very bad I can't even feed it to my dogs 286 00:16:04,928 --> 00:16:07,222 I knew a dog who loved soup 287 00:16:08,223 --> 00:16:10,433 Isn't this funny? 288 00:16:10,684 --> 00:16:12,769 It was for our neighbors next door 289 00:16:12,978 --> 00:16:15,063 He was a very nice dog 290 00:16:15,188 --> 00:16:18,900 But he attacked a child They had to put a mask on him 291 00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:22,362 But he tore that mask He attacked another child 292 00:16:22,570 --> 00:16:25,699 So the church was forced To move it to another area 293 00:16:26,282 --> 00:16:28,994 No, wait That was Father O'Brien. 294 00:16:30,996 --> 00:16:34,082 (sixty nine) What does that name mean? 295 00:16:34,207 --> 00:16:37,335 Listen, bitch, if you talk too much here You will face the consequences 296 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:39,671 If I were you I would have closed my mouth 297 00:16:47,721 --> 00:16:52,142 I don't understand all this fuss We were only able to boil one egg 298 00:16:52,475 --> 00:16:54,019 I don't even know If it is edible 299 00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,813 Wait, it's afternoon This is a gay egg! 300 00:16:57,772 --> 00:17:01,901 Damn, I'm thinking about John Stamos. He pushes the lawn mower topless 301 00:17:02,027 --> 00:17:04,863 “What are you two idiots doing? Where's dinner?" 302 00:17:04,988 --> 00:17:07,657 Almost ready! Well, we must find a solution 303 00:17:07,949 --> 00:17:10,452 My mom usually goes to the store on reason day So there's not a lot of stuff here 304 00:17:10,577 --> 00:17:13,830 Well, we have salam jam and white bread And grated cheese 305 00:17:13,955 --> 00:17:15,582 And lots of spices 306 00:17:15,832 --> 00:17:17,709 I have an idea 307 00:17:21,671 --> 00:17:23,048 Okay 308 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,341 Luxury hot dog sandwiches 309 00:17:27,844 --> 00:17:30,180 - What is this? - What do you mean? It's dinner 310 00:17:30,388 --> 00:17:32,265 This nonsense is called dinner? 311 00:17:32,390 --> 00:17:34,142 We call it the Frankfurter. 312 00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:37,353 We got a hot dog sandwich. And we prepared it in the extreme 90s style 313 00:17:39,147 --> 00:17:40,648 Let's go! 314 00:17:41,399 --> 00:17:43,693 What? I will not eat this nonsense! 315 00:17:44,069 --> 00:17:47,572 This is unbelievable, we are toiling in the kitchen We prepare a delicious meal for you 316 00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:50,492 We drop it on the ground We pick them up and wash them 317 00:17:50,617 --> 00:17:52,285 This is our reward? 318 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,621 Do you know? I knew you would fail 319 00:17:55,163 --> 00:17:58,458 Shit, I'm going to the grocery store And I do it myself 320 00:18:01,711 --> 00:18:03,755 can i get Help here? 321 00:18:06,132 --> 00:18:08,051 Where is the dinner aisle? 322 00:18:10,136 --> 00:18:12,639 Drawn on this box is a picture of what I want! 323 00:18:20,563 --> 00:18:22,690 - Damn - This is nonsense 324 00:18:22,899 --> 00:18:25,360 - What's happening? -Sudden inspection 325 00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:27,445 Fuck 326 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:29,447 My bed is not made A complaint will be filed against me again 327 00:18:29,572 --> 00:18:31,032 I lose the privileges of watercolor painting 328 00:18:31,199 --> 00:18:33,034 Beach Killer, come here! 329 00:18:33,326 --> 00:18:34,786 Fuck 330 00:18:38,414 --> 00:18:41,459 This is the cleanest bed I have ever seen 331 00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:43,586 What is this? 332 00:18:43,878 --> 00:18:46,673 -What is this smell? - Aromatic leaves 333 00:18:47,173 --> 00:18:48,883 I made it from dried flowers 334 00:18:49,008 --> 00:18:52,929 From that memorial The woman who was stabbed in the bathroom a few days ago 335 00:18:53,179 --> 00:18:54,556 She is beautiful 336 00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:59,227 Congratulations, Beach Killer. I finally passed the inspection 337 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,272 But I'm watching you 338 00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:08,444 -You did this? - Yes 339 00:19:08,987 --> 00:19:12,282 - Why? -I'm used to tidying Johnny's room. 340 00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:13,867 That was easy 341 00:19:14,075 --> 00:19:15,702 And also... 342 00:19:16,828 --> 00:19:19,622 I made you two pairs of sanitary pads 343 00:19:20,373 --> 00:19:21,875 How did you know my size? 344 00:19:22,167 --> 00:19:24,169 Pumice or sanitary pads? 345 00:19:24,294 --> 00:19:25,712 Well done 346 00:19:26,838 --> 00:19:28,423 I don't know what that means 347 00:19:33,136 --> 00:19:36,431 "(The Family Day)" 348 00:19:37,932 --> 00:19:39,767 Teddy, the dryer's over! 349 00:19:43,605 --> 00:19:45,231 (teddy)? 350 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,909 - Oh my God! - Teddy, what happened? 351 00:19:56,034 --> 00:19:58,661 Next time you turn it on Knock on her door first 352 00:19:59,621 --> 00:20:01,539 What's wrong with the laundry? 353 00:20:01,789 --> 00:20:04,876 Everything I own has become small I can't find my underwear 354 00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:07,712 - Yes, we got rid of it - What? Why? 355 00:20:07,837 --> 00:20:09,380 Because it was covered in traces of feces 356 00:20:09,505 --> 00:20:12,050 I can't go to work Without wearing underwear 357 00:20:12,175 --> 00:20:14,636 My colleagues would make fun of me all day long 358 00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:16,971 How will they know you are? Don't wear underwear? 359 00:20:17,096 --> 00:20:19,599 - Don't act stupid -What do you want us to do? 360 00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:22,810 Take it out of the trash Put some bleach on it 361 00:20:24,062 --> 00:20:25,438 - Go! - Oh my God! 362 00:20:25,563 --> 00:20:27,148 Okay, we're going! 363 00:20:40,662 --> 00:20:42,163 Hello ladies 364 00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:43,957 What are you doing there? 365 00:20:44,249 --> 00:20:46,125 You said you don't like the food 366 00:20:46,501 --> 00:20:49,337 So I talked to the warden She made some suggestions 367 00:20:49,462 --> 00:20:52,006 She put me in charge of the kitchen 368 00:20:52,173 --> 00:20:54,050 -Is this a loaf of bread? - Yes 369 00:20:54,425 --> 00:20:56,052 Would you like to taste it? 370 00:20:59,806 --> 00:21:02,141 Wow, it's delicious! 371 00:21:02,392 --> 00:21:04,602 It reminds me of meatloaf Which my mother used to prepare in prison 372 00:21:04,769 --> 00:21:06,271 I used pigeon eggs 373 00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:09,774 And some pigeons But I think it tastes okay 374 00:21:09,899 --> 00:21:13,486 - You stink! - What do you want, Halffoot? 375 00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:17,156 (Halffoot)? What a beautiful name! 376 00:21:17,323 --> 00:21:19,075 Is it your name because you are short? 377 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:21,494 This is none of your business But yeah 378 00:21:21,786 --> 00:21:24,163 And also because I lost half of my foot During a fight with shovels 379 00:21:24,372 --> 00:21:25,957 Oh God 380 00:21:26,457 --> 00:21:28,960 At least I don't have to To groom your toenails 381 00:21:29,168 --> 00:21:30,628 Not this half foot 382 00:21:31,796 --> 00:21:33,673 I was in charge of the kitchen until yesterday 383 00:21:33,798 --> 00:21:37,135 You stole my job And they appointed me to the laundry 384 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:40,805 I'm sorry I didn't mean to take anyone's job 385 00:21:40,930 --> 00:21:42,932 I was just trying to improve the food 386 00:21:43,057 --> 00:21:45,685 Was my food bad? Is that what you're saying? 387 00:21:47,603 --> 00:21:49,230 You're done 388 00:21:53,416 --> 00:21:57,289 (sixty nine)? I need a hug now 389 00:22:05,664 --> 00:22:07,445 Why should I learn to read? 390 00:22:07,499 --> 00:22:09,835 My mother couldn't read She made money from performing oral sex 391 00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:12,778 Reading is very beneficial for the mind 392 00:22:12,903 --> 00:22:15,114 Learning it is not difficult at all 393 00:22:15,447 --> 00:22:18,242 I borrowed this book from the prison library 394 00:22:18,576 --> 00:22:20,703 "The Very Hungry Caterpillars" 395 00:22:21,203 --> 00:22:25,416 You think yourself naughty Wait until you see what he does 396 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,459 What is this all about? 397 00:22:27,585 --> 00:22:32,298 Hello, Halffoot. I was teaching Gangaina to read 398 00:22:32,506 --> 00:22:34,675 Would you like me to teach you to read too? 399 00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:39,013 What? First off, I stole my job And now you describe me as illiterate? 400 00:22:39,972 --> 00:22:41,932 How about I kick you with half a foot? 401 00:22:42,224 --> 00:22:43,976 Is there a problem? 402 00:22:44,602 --> 00:22:47,104 No, no problem 403 00:22:48,272 --> 00:22:50,357 See you later, Susie. 404 00:22:50,482 --> 00:22:52,818 Okay, bye 405 00:22:54,486 --> 00:22:56,864 - Sorry, guard - What? 406 00:22:57,156 --> 00:22:59,199 What are you planning for Easter? 407 00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:02,036 - Easter? - This falls on Sunday 408 00:23:02,161 --> 00:23:04,830 I think the warden She is the one who will distribute the baskets 409 00:23:04,955 --> 00:23:07,791 But who am I talking to? To get 700 colored eggs? 410 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,211 This is a prison There are no plans for Easter 411 00:23:11,462 --> 00:23:13,589 But it's Jesus' important day 412 00:23:14,089 --> 00:23:16,508 How will he know we care about him? If we don't hide the eggs? 413 00:23:16,634 --> 00:23:18,260 Not my problem 414 00:23:21,972 --> 00:23:25,434 Gangaena, these openings Not for use in this way 415 00:23:31,398 --> 00:23:34,151 Damn, how did this happen so fast? 416 00:23:34,443 --> 00:23:35,819 Dude, this... 417 00:23:35,945 --> 00:23:39,114 -Do you use this sock for... - Making love, yes 418 00:23:39,615 --> 00:23:42,409 - Yes -It is usually washed before it becomes like this 419 00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:47,665 - Well, I think we should change the sheets - Yes 420 00:23:58,968 --> 00:24:01,762 Is there anything else covered? What dryer should I know about? 421 00:24:06,058 --> 00:24:10,437 I said, really, you bastard? Half of his penis was amputated 422 00:24:11,772 --> 00:24:14,483 - Which half? - The left half 423 00:24:17,569 --> 00:24:19,238 What makes you laugh? 424 00:24:19,613 --> 00:24:22,241 Me? My body? 425 00:24:22,992 --> 00:24:24,451 Are you laughing at my body? 426 00:24:24,576 --> 00:24:27,621 Calm down, white lady It has nothing to do with you 427 00:24:27,746 --> 00:24:29,748 What did you call me, prisoner? 428 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:33,377 Are you getting yourself into trouble? Hey, Beach Killer? 429 00:24:33,544 --> 00:24:35,921 Excuse me, can I say something? 430 00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:42,803 I don't think you realize how much The difficulty of the work of a respected guard 431 00:24:42,928 --> 00:24:45,139 -Do you support her? - Okay... 432 00:24:45,264 --> 00:24:49,685 I saw on the program (60 Minutes) that there are guards In prison, they do a very difficult job 433 00:24:50,019 --> 00:24:52,479 They put their lives in danger every day 434 00:24:52,604 --> 00:24:56,025 They only earn 24,000 a year 435 00:24:56,150 --> 00:25:00,821 They also buy their weapons Which many of them use to kill themselves 436 00:25:00,946 --> 00:25:04,491 - Or kill our husbands -They are real people just like us 437 00:25:04,825 --> 00:25:07,578 Thank you, Susan. This means a lot 438 00:25:07,703 --> 00:25:10,789 I think you have a great body! 439 00:25:13,042 --> 00:25:14,793 I have to go and call my mom 440 00:25:26,096 --> 00:25:27,890 "Michael, you sure you know what you're doing?" 441 00:25:37,316 --> 00:25:40,152 -Is this your wedding suit? -It's the only thing clean 442 00:25:42,321 --> 00:25:44,615 -What is this blessing? -You don't want to know 443 00:25:44,740 --> 00:25:46,742 “Careful, I'm going to throw the trash down!” 444 00:25:52,706 --> 00:25:54,625 Boys... 445 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:58,712 In Vietnam, we learned When it is time to leave our site 446 00:25:59,588 --> 00:26:01,048 That time has now come 447 00:26:01,882 --> 00:26:03,509 Hey, not in that direction 448 00:26:03,634 --> 00:26:06,095 Oh God, don't go near the beehive! 449 00:26:06,345 --> 00:26:09,890 How can we get out? There is a beaver blocking the kitchen door 450 00:26:42,714 --> 00:26:44,967 Hey, what are you doing in my cell, bitch? 451 00:26:45,092 --> 00:26:47,052 Hello, Halffoot. 452 00:26:47,469 --> 00:26:49,054 You've run out of time 453 00:26:50,139 --> 00:26:51,598 Happy Easter 454 00:26:52,099 --> 00:26:54,935 - What? Easter is about giving second chances 455 00:26:55,894 --> 00:26:58,272 He (Jesus) had a second chance 456 00:26:59,064 --> 00:27:01,358 I think our friendship deserves one too 457 00:27:06,738 --> 00:27:08,365 - (Fruit by the Foot)? - Now you can get it 458 00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:10,826 On all the feet you wish 459 00:27:13,579 --> 00:27:15,330 - Thank you - (Susan) 460 00:27:15,581 --> 00:27:17,875 You brought us all Easter baskets? 461 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,626 It wasn't a big deal 462 00:27:19,751 --> 00:27:22,546 And I wouldn't have been able to bring it Without FedEx's help... 463 00:27:22,671 --> 00:27:24,673 I got candy (Peeps) The real ones! 464 00:27:24,798 --> 00:27:26,216 And a stuffed egg from Cadbury! 465 00:27:26,341 --> 00:27:30,179 -My basket is empty! - Don't worry, candy is on the way 466 00:27:31,346 --> 00:27:33,265 It has been shipped But it was not connected 467 00:27:34,766 --> 00:27:36,518 Let's eat! 468 00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:40,105 "If God were one of us" 469 00:27:41,607 --> 00:27:45,068 "Just as naive as one of us." 470 00:27:46,904 --> 00:27:50,866 "Just a stranger on the bus" 471 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,577 "Trying to reach..." 472 00:27:56,288 --> 00:27:58,498 Apply bleach faster Come on, move! 473 00:27:58,624 --> 00:28:00,542 To poop faster than we can cover it 474 00:28:00,667 --> 00:28:03,378 God, my mother's job is so hard 475 00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:05,464 Yes, definitely 476 00:28:05,714 --> 00:28:07,716 Finally you realized this, you ungrateful ones 477 00:28:07,841 --> 00:28:10,719 It's too bad my mom is coming back You come home tomorrow and find it like this 478 00:28:11,136 --> 00:28:14,556 - She deserves more than that - Yes, indeed 479 00:28:15,015 --> 00:28:17,809 Blair, if we make a promise To behave better... 480 00:28:18,435 --> 00:28:19,978 Will you help us? On rearranging the house? 481 00:28:20,395 --> 00:28:23,023 - For my mother? -Are you asking me that because I'm a woman? 482 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,361 No, I'm asking you Because you're the only adult here 483 00:28:28,362 --> 00:28:30,614 Okay, I'll do that 484 00:28:30,948 --> 00:28:32,491 For Susan 485 00:28:32,616 --> 00:28:35,577 - Thanks, Blair. - Take a brush, we're painting the panties 486 00:28:42,584 --> 00:28:44,419 We will miss you, Susan. 487 00:28:45,337 --> 00:28:47,547 And I will miss you so much 488 00:28:47,839 --> 00:28:49,841 It won't be the case As he is here without you 489 00:28:50,217 --> 00:28:52,469 My ass is full But my heart is also full 490 00:28:52,594 --> 00:28:54,054 Thank you for teaching me to read 491 00:28:54,263 --> 00:28:57,307 From now on My name is Bukjaina 492 00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:59,893 And I will continue to water my feet As you advised me 493 00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:02,229 I know it will grow back one day 494 00:29:02,896 --> 00:29:04,815 (Beach Killer) 495 00:29:05,065 --> 00:29:09,736 Thank you for being the best roommate Which anyone would wish for 496 00:29:10,070 --> 00:29:12,322 No, Susan But thank you 497 00:29:13,115 --> 00:29:15,200 I have another surprise for you 498 00:29:15,617 --> 00:29:17,202 What is it? 499 00:29:19,579 --> 00:29:22,916 - Wow - I drew it with a blade and charcoal ink 500 00:29:23,208 --> 00:29:25,752 It's very big 501 00:29:25,877 --> 00:29:27,296 I drew it when we still hated you 502 00:29:27,421 --> 00:29:29,214 Four young women pinned me down in the bathroom 503 00:29:29,631 --> 00:29:31,174 It's funny how things change sometimes 504 00:29:31,425 --> 00:29:33,385 God always has a plan 505 00:29:34,261 --> 00:29:35,804 See you, girls 506 00:29:56,241 --> 00:29:57,659 Okay 507 00:29:58,118 --> 00:29:59,870 - This is much better - Yes 508 00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:03,040 -Mom - Wow! 509 00:30:03,165 --> 00:30:06,043 - Hello! -We missed you, we missed you so much 510 00:30:06,168 --> 00:30:07,669 - Did they return the hashish to you? -We missed you 511 00:30:08,045 --> 00:30:10,630 Oh my God! 512 00:30:10,797 --> 00:30:12,549 Did you have a party? 513 00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:15,802 The place is chaos! 514 00:30:18,638 --> 00:30:20,515 - So - Mom, we did what we could 515 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,268 But we didn't know How hard you work 516 00:30:23,393 --> 00:30:26,688 Yes, we did appreciate your kindness We promise it won't happen again 517 00:30:26,813 --> 00:30:30,442 That's right, make us meatloaf Whenever you like and we won't say a word 518 00:30:30,567 --> 00:30:32,819 Yes, we don't mind if you come Meatloaf whenever you like 519 00:30:32,944 --> 00:30:34,988 - I don't mind that until tonight - Let's get him ready tonight 520 00:30:35,113 --> 00:30:36,490 - Hurry up! - Now 521 00:30:36,615 --> 00:30:38,075 Oh my God, I just walked in the door 522 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,954 It's okay, Blair. I love making my family meatloaf 523 00:30:56,259 --> 00:30:57,636 My mother... 524 00:30:58,261 --> 00:31:00,389 I wanted to apologize for everything 525 00:31:00,847 --> 00:31:02,265 And to thank you 526 00:31:02,391 --> 00:31:03,975 I almost ruined my life 527 00:31:04,393 --> 00:31:06,812 -And you saved me - (Johnny)... 528 00:31:07,312 --> 00:31:09,314 This is what growing up is all about 529 00:31:09,523 --> 00:31:13,110 To make mistakes And let your mother solve it 530 00:31:13,235 --> 00:31:16,321 This was the last one We won't make any more mistakes 531 00:31:16,780 --> 00:31:18,365 Do you know? 532 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:21,118 After spending some time in prison 533 00:31:21,284 --> 00:31:25,205 I discovered that everyone Need someone to take care of them 534 00:31:25,705 --> 00:31:27,082 I am your mother 535 00:31:27,499 --> 00:31:29,209 You don't have to thank me 536 00:31:29,751 --> 00:31:32,921 Or appreciate me or even notice me 537 00:31:33,255 --> 00:31:35,549 I will always be there 538 00:31:36,716 --> 00:31:38,260 Always 539 00:31:39,344 --> 00:31:41,471 I'm going to die here, Johnny. 540 00:31:42,681 --> 00:31:44,307 Right here 541 00:31:44,808 --> 00:31:46,268 Good 542 00:31:46,768 --> 00:31:48,186 Why isn't it ready yet? 543 00:31:48,547 --> 00:32:51,671 .RaYYaN...Drag and edit 544 00:32:51,991 --> 00:32:55,119 Translated by: Screens International - Beirut