1 00:00:31,563 --> 00:00:35,442 {\an8}God, Matty, you're defending a practice Completely outdated barbarism! 2 00:00:35,609 --> 00:00:37,611 Damn you, the death penalty works! 3 00:00:37,727 --> 00:00:40,939 {\an8}An absolute penalty cannot be imposed There is no going back 4 00:00:41,072 --> 00:00:43,241 {\an8}Within a judicial system Nothing short of perfect! 5 00:00:43,366 --> 00:00:47,412 {\an8}What is the problem? Stupid will be crushed in the path of the system Justice is blind 6 00:00:47,493 --> 00:00:50,329 {\an8}Don't you think Stevie Wonders is making a mistake? And puts mail in the toaster from time to time? 7 00:00:50,454 --> 00:00:53,248 {\an8}Moreover, it is an unjust approach Especially if applied to a black or immigrant 8 00:00:53,373 --> 00:00:56,043 {\an8}This is nonsense! When you come To (United States of America) 9 00:00:56,168 --> 00:00:58,462 You get the same opportunity To face the death penalty with the electric chair 10 00:00:58,587 --> 00:01:01,340 {\an8}Well, what if you were in the convicts section Imprisonment for a crime you did not commit? 11 00:01:01,465 --> 00:01:03,800 - As if that would actually happen - What if it happens? 12 00:01:03,926 --> 00:01:06,219 No one is sentenced to death Charged with a crime he did not commit 13 00:01:06,303 --> 00:01:08,639 - What about (The Futuristic)? - What? 14 00:01:08,889 --> 00:01:11,975 {\an8}Harrison Ford was convicted. In that movie he was innocent 15 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,810 He must have committed a crime In another movie! 16 00:01:13,936 --> 00:01:15,562 He shot Gredo in the bar 17 00:01:15,687 --> 00:01:19,608 Well done! An Italian was shot in a club This is called natural cause 18 00:01:19,733 --> 00:01:21,109 {\an8}- Oh my God! - Do you know? 19 00:01:21,235 --> 00:01:23,403 {\an8}When you break the law You pay the price! 20 00:01:23,528 --> 00:01:27,078 Well, what if new evidence is uncovered? From DNA after... 21 00:01:28,825 --> 00:01:30,327 What is this? 22 00:01:30,619 --> 00:01:33,538 Oh my God! Blair, are you okay? 23 00:01:33,705 --> 00:01:36,792 It's a new shirt from Heinz. I just opened it! 24 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:39,711 Wait until we dress you Our underwear! 25 00:01:39,836 --> 00:01:41,546 As if I'm saying we attack you I just understood that 26 00:01:48,387 --> 00:01:49,763 {\an8}(Blair)? 27 00:01:53,225 --> 00:01:54,685 My dear? 28 00:01:56,561 --> 00:01:58,146 {\an8}Are you okay? 29 00:01:58,438 --> 00:01:59,815 {\an8}(Blair)? 30 00:02:07,739 --> 00:02:09,116 {\an8}Oh my God! 31 00:02:10,450 --> 00:02:11,952 Is this what I think? 32 00:02:12,119 --> 00:02:13,704 It must be a false positive 33 00:02:14,329 --> 00:02:17,499 {\an8}Blair, are you pregnant? 34 00:02:17,624 --> 00:02:20,127 That's what the test says 35 00:02:20,252 --> 00:02:21,753 {\an8}Hey 36 00:02:21,878 --> 00:02:24,214 {\an8}This means you're back To date men! 37 00:02:24,423 --> 00:02:26,883 I told you I'm flexible in relationships 38 00:02:27,009 --> 00:02:30,095 {\an8}I am very pleased Because you date men! 39 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:32,514 {\an8}We will enter heaven together now! 40 00:02:32,795 --> 00:02:34,546 I will arrange your wings 41 00:02:34,641 --> 00:02:36,935 {\an8}We will get to know all the ancient stars 42 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:39,479 {\an8}You'll love Desi Arnaz 43 00:02:39,605 --> 00:02:42,566 - This is certainly wrong - No, I'm sure he's in heaven 44 00:02:42,733 --> 00:02:45,110 And Lucy too And in heaven... 45 00:02:45,527 --> 00:02:48,530 The conveyor belt moves at the appropriate speed 46 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:50,741 To coat all the chocolate pieces 47 00:02:51,575 --> 00:02:53,577 I can't believe this is happening now 48 00:02:53,869 --> 00:02:56,455 I only slept with one man Only once 49 00:02:56,580 --> 00:02:59,166 When I watched that episode for the first time 50 00:02:59,291 --> 00:03:02,169 I felt so bad for Lucy. So much that I cried 51 00:03:08,508 --> 00:03:12,554 Remember to sleep on your side So you don't crush the baby! 52 00:03:14,723 --> 00:03:17,476 I feel like I'm in a drama series! 53 00:03:22,272 --> 00:03:24,733 Oh my God, they make breakfast cereal From any hit movie 54 00:03:25,359 --> 00:03:27,694 “It makes your milk red "Too adventurous" 55 00:03:27,819 --> 00:03:31,615 I want it to be my breakfast Like losing a bloody struggle underwater 56 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:33,575 Against a rival nuclear power 57 00:03:34,284 --> 00:03:37,913 What is this? Did the store run out of meat and eggs? 58 00:03:38,038 --> 00:03:41,249 I didn't want to cook a smelly meal Since Blair... 59 00:03:41,708 --> 00:03:43,877 You suffer from some allergies Of smells now 60 00:03:44,795 --> 00:03:47,172 - What? - Not permanently 61 00:03:47,673 --> 00:03:49,800 -Just for a short time - Aunt Suz! 62 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:53,345 - What are you saying? - I have no right to share this news 63 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:56,807 But I think Blair She has news she would like to share with the family 64 00:03:59,935 --> 00:04:02,062 Oh God Okay, that's okay 65 00:04:02,938 --> 00:04:05,190 - I'm pregnant - Damn! 66 00:04:05,357 --> 00:04:07,651 How did you get pregnant? I'm not married! 67 00:04:07,776 --> 00:04:10,404 -Are you back to dating guys? - It was a casual sexual relationship 68 00:04:10,529 --> 00:04:13,073 I had to vent my anger After my relationship with Sarah ended... 69 00:04:13,198 --> 00:04:14,991 I don't think this happens from catharsis 70 00:04:15,117 --> 00:04:18,036 - Wait, are you really pregnant? - Yes 71 00:04:18,203 --> 00:04:20,163 -Who is the father? - It doesn't matter 72 00:04:20,288 --> 00:04:21,832 How did you get pregnant? 73 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:24,751 Was anyone born into this family on purpose? 74 00:04:24,876 --> 00:04:27,129 - Just you - Yes, that's right 75 00:04:27,421 --> 00:04:29,005 I am the one who makes wishes 76 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:31,675 -And you're all made of semen - Damn 77 00:04:31,842 --> 00:04:33,343 -I'm more elegant - Yes 78 00:04:33,510 --> 00:04:35,429 He had to content himself with wishing you had your back 79 00:04:35,554 --> 00:04:37,139 I have to go to class 80 00:04:38,515 --> 00:04:40,183 What if she named the baby Ted? 81 00:04:44,646 --> 00:04:48,275 I was thinking, we should make sure that This kid's first words are, "Fuck." 82 00:04:48,483 --> 00:04:51,653 Yes, whenever Blair leaves the room We say "fuck, fuck, fuck" 83 00:04:51,778 --> 00:04:54,030 We must also be careful You stand next to the microwave a lot 84 00:04:54,156 --> 00:04:55,740 The child is born with supernatural abilities 85 00:04:56,241 --> 00:04:58,285 Wow, Johnny! Look! 86 00:05:00,745 --> 00:05:04,207 - Vending machine! - A vending machine in our school! 87 00:05:05,292 --> 00:05:08,462 - She's beautiful! - This is the miracle of birth! 88 00:05:08,587 --> 00:05:10,714 Look, Johnny It's a SCORE board! 89 00:05:14,384 --> 00:05:17,679 Damn, I need another quarter If you want to buy Snickers 90 00:05:17,971 --> 00:05:19,431 Wait 91 00:05:21,558 --> 00:05:23,226 Thanks! 92 00:05:25,103 --> 00:05:26,688 (Jesus)? 93 00:05:38,825 --> 00:05:40,660 Thank you again For taking us, Blair. 94 00:05:41,495 --> 00:05:44,706 I can't believe you paid Watch "Will You Were Sleeping" 95 00:05:45,123 --> 00:05:46,875 Bad Boys tickets are sold out 96 00:05:47,334 --> 00:05:49,127 We were also in a state of extreme ecstasy 97 00:05:49,377 --> 00:05:51,463 - It was fun - I know, I watched it 98 00:05:51,755 --> 00:05:54,716 I like to imagine those events Located in the world of Sleepless in Seattle. 99 00:05:54,841 --> 00:05:56,259 To have Bill Pullman. With a happy ending 100 00:05:56,384 --> 00:05:58,136 After Meg Ryan dumps him For Tom Hanks 101 00:06:00,263 --> 00:06:01,681 Beautiful 102 00:06:03,934 --> 00:06:06,603 Here she comes Future mother! 103 00:06:06,853 --> 00:06:08,396 Great! 104 00:06:09,898 --> 00:06:12,609 Aunt Suz What is this all about? 105 00:06:12,776 --> 00:06:14,611 Your baby shower! 106 00:06:14,945 --> 00:06:19,366 When you thought you were going to be a single mother I felt very sad 107 00:06:19,491 --> 00:06:22,494 So I wanted to show you That you are not alone at all 108 00:06:22,619 --> 00:06:25,789 There is a whole community that supports you 109 00:06:25,914 --> 00:06:29,167 Aunt Suze, I don't want to New baby shower party 110 00:06:29,292 --> 00:06:32,921 But this party It's the most fun party! 111 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:37,467 Look, I melted some candy In diapers to look like feces 112 00:06:37,676 --> 00:06:40,762 That baby needs either To a much more or less amount of fiber 113 00:06:40,971 --> 00:06:43,723 Look, Blair, I got you These beautiful baby clothes 114 00:06:43,848 --> 00:06:45,267 It's excellent! 115 00:06:45,392 --> 00:06:48,019 What do you think, Johnny, should I wear... Firefighter or football player clothing? 116 00:06:48,186 --> 00:06:51,314 Great, I'm glad I got high This is amazing 117 00:06:51,439 --> 00:06:55,443 Oh, God, Johnny, stop that before... One of us suffers from an obsession that we cannot get rid of 118 00:06:55,569 --> 00:06:58,280 Since we don't know Whether the fetus is a boy or a girl 119 00:06:58,530 --> 00:07:00,407 -I made you a purple cake - Aunt Suz 120 00:07:00,532 --> 00:07:02,242 I wasn't sure if I would find one 121 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:05,620 But Duncan Hines They always have surprises up their sleeve 122 00:07:05,745 --> 00:07:07,205 Aunt Suz! 123 00:07:07,414 --> 00:07:09,291 I won't keep the baby! 124 00:07:18,341 --> 00:07:20,093 Can i take these? 125 00:07:30,688 --> 00:07:33,065 - "Hello?" - Hi Emily, I'm Blair. 126 00:07:33,357 --> 00:07:34,983 "Hi, Blair." - Hello 127 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:38,821 Listen, I'd like to ask you a medical question 128 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:40,447 If not too personal 129 00:07:42,282 --> 00:07:45,828 Where did you have an abortion last year? 130 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:49,540 There's a clinic on Emerson Avenue. The cost was $400. 131 00:07:50,207 --> 00:07:53,752 400? Just to get him out of you? 132 00:07:53,877 --> 00:07:58,006 “I know, there was also a rampaging crowd "One of the very scary protesters in front of the clinic." 133 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:00,342 “My father almost punched a man who called me a whore.” 134 00:08:00,634 --> 00:08:03,929 “And he didn't say it in a forceful way As if to say, 'Bitch!' 135 00:08:04,471 --> 00:08:06,473 “Hey, should you have an abortion?” 136 00:08:06,598 --> 00:08:08,892 No, I was just... 137 00:08:09,893 --> 00:08:13,772 I will make a counter protest Against abortion protesters 138 00:08:14,064 --> 00:08:16,400 This is very useful information 139 00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:19,111 - Thank you - "Wonderful" 140 00:08:19,236 --> 00:08:21,613 “Go and fight those bastards!” 141 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:23,198 I will 142 00:08:23,490 --> 00:08:25,033 I'll talk to you later 143 00:08:26,952 --> 00:08:28,579 - Miscarriage? - Yes 144 00:08:28,704 --> 00:08:30,664 Absolutely not! 145 00:08:30,831 --> 00:08:33,500 I'm sorry you don't agree But fortunately it is not your decision 146 00:08:33,625 --> 00:08:36,003 Listen to me, Blair. You will not abort that baby! 147 00:08:36,128 --> 00:08:38,714 How about we all vote? Also, can I take this too? 148 00:08:38,839 --> 00:08:41,633 Amazing idea! We will all vote! 149 00:08:41,759 --> 00:08:43,802 No, my womb is not subject to democracy! 150 00:08:43,927 --> 00:08:45,512 This is my body and my choice! 151 00:08:45,637 --> 00:08:48,056 This is his body too He's a human! 152 00:08:48,182 --> 00:08:50,184 Wow, I didn't know it was a boy! 153 00:08:50,350 --> 00:08:54,313 Secondly, he did not become a human being Able to live alone 154 00:08:54,438 --> 00:08:56,982 - Neither do you! - Based on medicine 155 00:08:57,107 --> 00:08:59,985 And Roe v. Wade, which is... - Fuck Roe and fuck Wade! 156 00:09:00,110 --> 00:09:01,945 Wade was on your side, you idiot! 157 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:04,698 -You will not kill that child! -I'm not ready to become a mother! 158 00:09:04,823 --> 00:09:07,284 Understood? Last week I had a beer in the bathroom 159 00:09:07,409 --> 00:09:11,663 We are not talking about a child Rather, it is a fertilized egg the size of a sesame seed 160 00:09:11,789 --> 00:09:13,999 That is, three times larger From your dick, Johnny. 161 00:09:14,124 --> 00:09:17,169 - Shut up - Sorry, he has a normal sized penis 162 00:09:17,294 --> 00:09:20,464 Blair, we don't want you To do something you regret 163 00:09:20,589 --> 00:09:24,593 If you have to leave school Giving up a career is something I will regret 164 00:09:24,718 --> 00:09:26,512 What about the child's profession? 165 00:09:26,637 --> 00:09:28,764 -Are you going to throw it in the toilet? - Literally 166 00:09:28,889 --> 00:09:32,267 - And then it grows in the sewers? And he becomes a monster? - What is a mutant? 167 00:09:32,476 --> 00:09:35,270 A human being who eats human flesh He lives underground 168 00:09:35,437 --> 00:09:38,482 Matty, since you care so much potential life 169 00:09:38,732 --> 00:09:41,735 What about sperm? Every time she masturbates, millions of people die 170 00:09:41,860 --> 00:09:44,363 -So is killing sperm wrong too? - Yes! 171 00:09:44,488 --> 00:09:46,824 No masturbation In this house anymore! 172 00:09:47,115 --> 00:09:50,786 John, don't cry because it's over Rather, he smiled because it happened 173 00:09:50,994 --> 00:09:52,621 Blair, you're going to have that baby! 174 00:09:52,746 --> 00:09:54,748 How about we put him up for adoption? 175 00:09:54,998 --> 00:09:58,794 Pretty sure we know someone He will want to adopt your child 176 00:09:58,961 --> 00:10:00,754 - I'll make some calls - No! No! 177 00:10:00,879 --> 00:10:03,006 Aunt Suz I don't want to go through pregnancy! 178 00:10:03,131 --> 00:10:06,593 It's okay, most of my hair It eventually grew back 179 00:10:06,718 --> 00:10:08,303 I made an appointment for Saturday! 180 00:10:08,428 --> 00:10:10,472 The amount is $400 I have half of it in my savings 181 00:10:10,597 --> 00:10:12,099 And I just need to borrow The remaining $200 182 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:15,018 $400? Just to suck it up? 183 00:10:15,143 --> 00:10:19,022 You won't get 200 cents from me And you won't go to that appointment! 184 00:10:19,147 --> 00:10:21,233 Didn't your platoon kill people in Vietnam? 185 00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:22,734 - That's different? - Why? 186 00:10:22,985 --> 00:10:25,070 Why do you have a necklace? While I go to hell? 187 00:10:25,237 --> 00:10:27,573 Because that was war Most of them were not children 188 00:10:27,698 --> 00:10:30,659 -You hypocrite! -You are a hypocrite! 189 00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,496 You sleep with women and you sleep with men! And you combine the two inclinations! 190 00:10:34,621 --> 00:10:36,665 This is called taking advantage Maximum of your pussy 191 00:10:37,624 --> 00:10:39,501 - Isn't it? This is a play on words -You're funny 192 00:10:39,710 --> 00:10:42,004 Anderson, Applebee. 193 00:10:42,379 --> 00:10:43,881 Arnoff, it might be appropriate 194 00:10:44,006 --> 00:10:46,967 Blair, do you mind? For your child to become Jewish? 195 00:10:47,092 --> 00:10:49,386 What? No I mean, yeah! 196 00:10:49,511 --> 00:10:51,680 Yes, because I won't give birth to the baby! 197 00:10:51,805 --> 00:10:54,474 Abortion of a possible Jewish child Anti-Semitic 198 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,768 Hi, I'm Susan Bennett. 199 00:10:56,894 --> 00:10:59,104 Are you interested in having a child? 200 00:10:59,229 --> 00:11:02,691 And you are vehemently opposed to being judged This country has death penalty killers 201 00:11:02,816 --> 00:11:05,319 But you don't have a problem In killing innocent children 202 00:11:05,444 --> 00:11:07,321 - What? -I think you don't want to have the baby 203 00:11:07,446 --> 00:11:11,158 Unless he's going to be Charles Manson. Or Jeffrey Dahmer or Jane Fonda. 204 00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:13,619 They ask if we want a baby 205 00:11:13,744 --> 00:11:15,871 What? No! Turn off the phone! 206 00:11:15,996 --> 00:11:17,664 Dad, what if it's a baby? A fan of the Yankees? 207 00:11:17,789 --> 00:11:20,584 -You're still wrong! - What if I raised the child to become an abortion doctor? 208 00:11:20,709 --> 00:11:23,253 This way you will save the lives of all children By killing this child? 209 00:11:23,378 --> 00:11:26,298 -You are still wrong! - What if the child grows up and becomes worse than Hitler? 210 00:11:26,423 --> 00:11:28,133 Not my problem You are still wrong! 211 00:11:28,258 --> 00:11:31,386 It seems that time travelers are Who will have to stop the worst Hitler? 212 00:11:31,762 --> 00:11:33,847 - As usual - Blair, if you do this 213 00:11:33,972 --> 00:11:35,557 You will regret it for the rest of your life! 214 00:11:35,682 --> 00:11:40,062 Mr. Applebee would like to know if we can Bring the child tomorrow so he can get to know his dogs 215 00:11:40,187 --> 00:11:42,439 Oh my god, Susan. Turn off the phone! 216 00:11:42,564 --> 00:11:44,691 And they want to know too If they take the child 217 00:11:44,816 --> 00:11:47,319 Will Dad pay for their garden furniture? 218 00:11:47,444 --> 00:11:49,947 Yes, hey Who is the father? 219 00:11:50,572 --> 00:11:52,866 - He has an opinion on the matter, too -No one 220 00:11:52,991 --> 00:11:55,619 I went to a party at Robbins Hall. I spent time with the housing officer 221 00:11:55,744 --> 00:11:59,498 That's all, it's not important Because it's not his choice, it's my choice 222 00:11:59,748 --> 00:12:01,208 - What's his name? - Why? 223 00:12:01,333 --> 00:12:03,627 - Because I want to talk to him - No! Damn you 224 00:12:03,877 --> 00:12:05,963 Well, obviously I'm facing this alone 225 00:12:06,088 --> 00:12:09,174 So I will find a way to get the money Without your help 226 00:12:09,633 --> 00:12:11,093 Fuck! 227 00:12:19,017 --> 00:12:22,688 Sorry, I wanted to toot the horn But there was no room 228 00:12:22,938 --> 00:12:26,024 But it turned out to be my behavior It didn't fit yet 229 00:12:42,749 --> 00:12:45,335 Hello Blair, are you okay? 230 00:12:45,585 --> 00:12:47,671 Yes, in the best way 231 00:12:47,879 --> 00:12:50,924 Listen, Johnny and I wanted to help you If that is possible 232 00:12:51,049 --> 00:12:53,260 Thanks, but I don't know What can you... 233 00:12:54,261 --> 00:12:57,514 - What is this? -I think this is what I'll wear now 234 00:12:57,639 --> 00:12:59,558 Listen, we're sorry to see you With such resentment 235 00:12:59,975 --> 00:13:02,394 So we will try to help you get Get the money you need 236 00:13:02,769 --> 00:13:04,354 - How? - We don't know 237 00:13:04,688 --> 00:13:06,189 But we will try to find a way 238 00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:09,568 - Thank you -And also... 239 00:13:09,943 --> 00:13:14,823 We heard that when you get pregnant Your sense of smell increases 240 00:13:15,032 --> 00:13:16,450 Yes, that's true 241 00:13:16,575 --> 00:13:19,286 Would you use your powers? To help us find what we've hidden? 242 00:13:19,453 --> 00:13:21,997 When Susan was cleaning our room We hid it somewhere in the house 243 00:13:22,122 --> 00:13:23,623 We no longer remember where 244 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:26,501 This is the smell of cannabis 245 00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:42,059 -It's in the laundry basket - This is amazing! 246 00:13:42,184 --> 00:13:43,560 - Wow, thank you very much! - Thank you! 247 00:13:43,685 --> 00:13:45,312 Thank you, child Junk 248 00:13:54,154 --> 00:13:56,406 Hello, where is the housing officer? 249 00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:58,992 The last door on the left 250 00:14:02,704 --> 00:14:04,498 Oh my God 251 00:14:08,794 --> 00:14:11,671 "Housing Officer (Neemit Farooq)" 252 00:14:11,797 --> 00:14:13,340 Fuck 253 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:16,927 "Come on" 254 00:14:17,928 --> 00:14:19,971 - Did you (fall asleep)? - Yes 255 00:14:20,097 --> 00:14:22,182 -And you are the housing official? - Yes 256 00:14:22,307 --> 00:14:24,351 And who are you? 257 00:14:24,893 --> 00:14:27,896 Listen, you scoundrel You will raise your son! 258 00:14:28,146 --> 00:14:29,773 - What? -Do you know Blair Bennett? 259 00:14:30,148 --> 00:14:33,151 - Not much - Listen to this young man 260 00:14:33,276 --> 00:14:35,112 He's trying to evade responsibility from now on! 261 00:14:35,237 --> 00:14:37,364 Well, come on! Let's go! 262 00:14:37,489 --> 00:14:38,865 What is this, dude? 263 00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:48,166 Well, here we go 264 00:14:48,291 --> 00:14:49,960 You realize we're breaking the rules here 265 00:14:50,085 --> 00:14:52,379 Maybe we have to find another way To get money 266 00:14:52,629 --> 00:14:55,465 -We can sell all the weed we own - Forget it, it's okay to steal 267 00:14:57,759 --> 00:14:59,261 Let's do it 268 00:15:11,106 --> 00:15:12,482 Okay, I'm in 269 00:15:12,607 --> 00:15:15,443 There must be a latch next to the button Can you open it? 270 00:15:15,569 --> 00:15:18,280 When Sir Mix Alot said... "Put them on the glass." 271 00:15:18,405 --> 00:15:20,490 I thought it would be fun But it's not, Johnny. 272 00:15:20,866 --> 00:15:22,826 -It's not fun -Would you hurry up? 273 00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:24,494 If we get caught, we're done 274 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,496 Wait, wait 275 00:15:26,663 --> 00:15:28,790 I think I opened it 276 00:15:39,176 --> 00:15:41,219 Now, how am I going to get out of here? 277 00:15:42,179 --> 00:15:43,722 Fuck 278 00:15:45,307 --> 00:15:46,808 Hey, what are you doing? 279 00:15:46,933 --> 00:15:49,644 -I want Rollose. - Damn it, not the Rollos. 280 00:15:49,769 --> 00:15:51,521 It's right behind my ass What a beautiful feeling 281 00:15:58,612 --> 00:16:01,072 "Take me to your commander." 282 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,576 Here you go! 283 00:16:06,536 --> 00:16:07,913 Hello 284 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,665 I would like to thank you both again 285 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,626 Blair, no thanks 286 00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:16,379 I still can't believe you two You made $200 collecting cans 287 00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:18,965 -It seems impossible - Yes 288 00:16:19,174 --> 00:16:21,718 No, we found a very large box 289 00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:23,637 Which made us earn a huge amount 290 00:16:23,762 --> 00:16:25,347 You two are truly special 291 00:16:25,513 --> 00:16:26,890 You know that, right? 292 00:16:27,015 --> 00:16:30,477 We love you, Blair. - These are words that come from our hearts 293 00:16:30,852 --> 00:16:33,230 We see that you will be a very bad mother 294 00:16:33,897 --> 00:16:35,440 Fuck you both 295 00:16:35,815 --> 00:16:37,776 Thank you both, really 296 00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:39,945 You both saved my life 297 00:16:44,449 --> 00:16:47,869 Give me a needle and thread And get the rolls off my ass 298 00:16:48,119 --> 00:16:51,081 "The starry night..." 299 00:16:52,832 --> 00:16:55,752 - “Add blue and gray to your palette” - Hello mom, what do we have for dinner? 300 00:16:56,044 --> 00:16:59,506 - Hey, Johnny, we're having spaghetti - Beautiful 301 00:16:59,756 --> 00:17:02,926 I listen to rock and roll music If you want to join me 302 00:17:03,134 --> 00:17:05,220 That sounds delightful, Susan. 303 00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:11,977 Aunt Suz Can I talk to you a little? 304 00:17:12,143 --> 00:17:14,813 Sure, my dear What's up? 305 00:17:16,147 --> 00:17:21,069 Listen, I know it's you and Matty. You don't support what I'm doing 306 00:17:21,194 --> 00:17:24,322 But I finally collected the money Which I need 307 00:17:24,572 --> 00:17:28,952 And I need a woman to support me When I undergo the operation 308 00:17:29,661 --> 00:17:31,079 Can you give me a ride? 309 00:17:32,205 --> 00:17:35,875 You must have girlfriends You can ask them about that 310 00:17:36,001 --> 00:17:38,795 Yes, but I don't want to The news reaches Sarah. 311 00:17:39,045 --> 00:17:42,465 I was hoping you would accompany me 312 00:17:43,925 --> 00:17:46,678 Blair, you're part of my family 313 00:17:47,345 --> 00:17:49,180 I can't participate in it 314 00:17:50,432 --> 00:17:52,058 You can't even give me a ride? 315 00:17:52,726 --> 00:17:54,644 I don't believe in the Lord He will be satisfied with that 316 00:17:54,853 --> 00:17:56,438 I'm not sure He killed his son 317 00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:58,148 There's still a piece of Rolls stuck on me 318 00:17:58,273 --> 00:18:00,108 Do you think the abortion clinic... Can you help me get rid of it? 319 00:18:00,233 --> 00:18:04,946 Listen, I know you have your convictions I respect her but... 320 00:18:05,071 --> 00:18:06,906 Aunt Suz You are like my mother 321 00:18:07,032 --> 00:18:11,369 Here she is, here is your girlfriend And the unborn child in her womb 322 00:18:11,494 --> 00:18:12,912 Now, do the right thing, you idiot! 323 00:18:13,038 --> 00:18:16,291 - Matty, what is this? - Matty, who is this? 324 00:18:16,416 --> 00:18:18,752 - This is the father! - No, not him 325 00:18:18,877 --> 00:18:21,296 Yes, he is the housing official In Robbins Hall! 326 00:18:21,421 --> 00:18:23,173 There is a different residence officer on each floor 327 00:18:23,298 --> 00:18:26,760 Yes, I (slept) Maybe you're looking for Brendan, he's a manipulator 328 00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,636 - Brendan, right? - Yes 329 00:18:28,845 --> 00:18:31,556 Hey, hey Why... 330 00:18:31,973 --> 00:18:33,433 You know...with my niece? 331 00:18:33,558 --> 00:18:36,061 No, dude I'm keeping myself safe until marriage 332 00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:38,772 Nimit, are you hungry? I can make you a snack 333 00:18:39,147 --> 00:18:42,233 - I can eat - I apologize very much for all of this 334 00:18:43,234 --> 00:18:45,403 You are in a Gothic literature class That brought it, right? 335 00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:47,739 Yes, it's where I've seen you before 336 00:18:48,031 --> 00:18:50,241 By the way, you should keep the baby in my opinion 337 00:18:50,658 --> 00:18:53,453 - I beg your pardon? -Motherhood is wonderful 338 00:18:53,578 --> 00:18:56,122 It was the subject of a meeting discussion Young Republicans last week 339 00:18:56,247 --> 00:18:58,750 Blair, I think it should to listen to (namit) 340 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,919 Damn, you've got to be kidding me! 341 00:19:01,044 --> 00:19:02,921 This language is not appropriate for a woman 342 00:19:03,046 --> 00:19:04,547 Damn, I keep telling her that! 343 00:19:04,672 --> 00:19:07,383 Blair, Nemit's a nice guy 344 00:19:07,509 --> 00:19:10,845 Go out on a date together And drink soda 345 00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:15,892 Even if this leads to marriage The child can be kept and raised together as a family 346 00:19:16,226 --> 00:19:18,728 God sent him here for a purpose, my dear 347 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:21,815 No, he's here because Matty's crazy! 348 00:19:22,023 --> 00:19:24,067 What do you think, Blair? Shall we try? 349 00:19:24,317 --> 00:19:26,861 Nemit's after it, Johnny. I liked this young man 350 00:19:26,986 --> 00:19:32,367 Oh my God, I can't believe you two are in favor Listening to the opinion of a strange young man 351 00:19:32,492 --> 00:19:34,869 About what I should do with my body For listening to me 352 00:19:35,161 --> 00:19:36,579 This is a hopeless situation 353 00:19:39,249 --> 00:19:42,168 This is what always happens Under democratic administration 354 00:19:42,377 --> 00:19:47,006 People feel that they have complete freedom To dismantle the structure of American integrity 355 00:19:48,716 --> 00:19:50,552 Would you like to spend the night with us? 356 00:19:55,390 --> 00:19:56,766 What? 357 00:19:57,058 --> 00:19:58,518 Hello, this is us 358 00:19:58,768 --> 00:20:00,979 Sorry I didn't mean to speak angrily 359 00:20:01,312 --> 00:20:04,107 No, I'm sorry for my mother It won't get you to an abortion tomorrow 360 00:20:04,274 --> 00:20:06,609 It's okay, I'll be fine 361 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:11,156 -We can drive you - No, I will... call a taxi 362 00:20:11,614 --> 00:20:13,867 Blair, you can't take a taxi To go have an abortion 363 00:20:14,117 --> 00:20:17,162 - This is sad - Yes, we don't want it to be a sad day 364 00:20:17,412 --> 00:20:19,622 There may be protesters outside the clinic 365 00:20:19,747 --> 00:20:21,541 This will add more reason We must accompany you 366 00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:23,042 What will you do? 367 00:20:23,168 --> 00:20:25,378 We were playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out. All week long 368 00:20:25,503 --> 00:20:27,130 We've reached the level of Bold Bull. 369 00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:30,508 Yes, we'll be fine Unless someone does exactly this 370 00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:34,721 No, I don't want to put you in any danger 371 00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:38,266 Do you know? I found an idea 372 00:20:47,567 --> 00:20:50,445 Mom, I'll open the door! (John Bennett) 373 00:20:51,154 --> 00:20:52,572 Are my eyes deceiving me? 374 00:20:52,989 --> 00:20:54,365 Your dick is exposed, dude 375 00:20:54,490 --> 00:20:56,743 What? Oh my God! Indeed 376 00:20:57,076 --> 00:20:58,661 Get back to your place 377 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,455 He always comes out 378 00:21:00,663 --> 00:21:03,166 - Really? - Even if I wear three pants 379 00:21:03,291 --> 00:21:04,709 That won't stop him 380 00:21:05,293 --> 00:21:06,878 He will find his way out 381 00:21:07,003 --> 00:21:08,379 Thanks for letting me know, my friend 382 00:21:08,504 --> 00:21:11,341 Hey, honestly That's not the only reason we came 383 00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:15,261 Wow, this is more than I expected What's up? 384 00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:17,597 This is my best friend, Ted. 385 00:21:17,847 --> 00:21:20,725 There's no contest to find out Whoever is closest to you, but that's okay 386 00:21:20,850 --> 00:21:23,353 We would actually like to borrow your truck 387 00:21:24,103 --> 00:21:26,314 - My sister-in-law... -You don't need to know why 388 00:21:26,522 --> 00:21:27,982 That's why I have a truck 389 00:21:28,107 --> 00:21:30,068 To lend it to my close friend 390 00:21:30,193 --> 00:21:31,611 No questions asked 391 00:21:31,736 --> 00:21:34,864 -This is the standard of the truck - Thanks, actually, Ted will be driving it 392 00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:38,576 You don't need to know that Question, do you want it with or without ferrets? 393 00:21:39,869 --> 00:21:41,913 - Without him? - He will be there 394 00:21:42,372 --> 00:21:44,499 - Okay - His name is also John Bennett 395 00:21:44,832 --> 00:21:47,293 Not after you Rather, after another young man I know 396 00:21:48,503 --> 00:21:50,046 His name is John Bennett. 397 00:21:50,505 --> 00:21:53,091 - We'll watch out for him - Damn, he moved to Texas. 398 00:21:53,216 --> 00:21:56,761 -You'll never meet him - Okay, we'll get the truck back to you... 399 00:21:56,886 --> 00:21:59,097 You don't need to know that 400 00:21:59,555 --> 00:22:01,599 -Exposing your penis again - What... 401 00:22:02,934 --> 00:22:04,394 He must be feeling your penis 402 00:22:14,344 --> 00:22:17,806 "Choices, Women's Reproductive Health Clinic." 403 00:22:19,141 --> 00:22:20,976 "Choose life" 404 00:22:21,101 --> 00:22:22,853 "child killers" 405 00:22:29,836 --> 00:22:31,254 God, they look angry 406 00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:34,213 Okay, wait here And as soon as these protesters get out of the way 407 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:35,819 Enter the clinic 408 00:22:35,944 --> 00:22:38,614 - How will you push them away? - Watch what I do 409 00:22:46,497 --> 00:22:48,207 Sale and maintenance of abortion devices 410 00:22:50,918 --> 00:22:52,711 Hello guys 411 00:22:54,578 --> 00:22:58,207 Well, be careful We must take down the abortion machine 412 00:22:58,999 --> 00:23:01,752 Yes, the clinic needs it For embryo aspiration 413 00:23:01,877 --> 00:23:04,838 - Yes, aborted fetuses - Forgotten eggs 414 00:23:04,964 --> 00:23:09,176 We better hurry, there are 12 other abortion machines We have to get him there before the day is out 415 00:23:09,301 --> 00:23:12,429 Of course, it's past spring break Four or six weeks 416 00:23:12,554 --> 00:23:14,223 Which means we are now At the height of the season 417 00:23:14,390 --> 00:23:16,725 I love this device so much This new Automatic 5000 418 00:23:16,850 --> 00:23:18,978 A marvel of marvels Modern abortion technology 419 00:23:19,103 --> 00:23:21,021 Poor abortions During only half the period 420 00:23:21,146 --> 00:23:24,358 They did a good job of expanding the pipes So that the eyeballs do not block it 421 00:23:24,483 --> 00:23:27,653 -You two! - Yes, sir, I requested a new abortion machine 422 00:23:27,861 --> 00:23:30,406 No, you are a murderous bastard 423 00:23:30,531 --> 00:23:34,326 Say what you like, but my living children They will have a wonderful birthday 424 00:23:34,451 --> 00:23:35,828 Thanks to all these abortion devices 425 00:23:35,953 --> 00:23:39,081 Since my wife's natural miscarriage I don't want anyone to have live children 426 00:23:39,206 --> 00:23:41,333 I've always seen that in your position Extremist in this regard 427 00:23:41,458 --> 00:23:43,002 But as a Yankees fan... I support him 428 00:23:43,127 --> 00:23:44,712 Catch them! 429 00:23:59,852 --> 00:24:01,645 Hello, I came for my appointment 430 00:24:01,770 --> 00:24:04,440 Name or fake name Which I used just to book this appointment 431 00:24:05,733 --> 00:24:07,192 (Penelope Davenport) 432 00:24:07,568 --> 00:24:09,361 You have been checked in Miss Davenport. 433 00:24:09,611 --> 00:24:11,405 We only want the $400 434 00:24:36,638 --> 00:24:38,849 - Hello, Father - Hello, Susan. 435 00:24:39,099 --> 00:24:40,726 I don't have much time 436 00:24:40,851 --> 00:24:43,937 I have a court date After half an hour 437 00:24:44,063 --> 00:24:45,814 I didn't come to confess 438 00:24:46,565 --> 00:24:47,941 I need guidance 439 00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:49,568 In what specific matter? 440 00:24:49,735 --> 00:24:51,195 Well... 441 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:56,075 It could be a member of my family He commits a terrible sin 442 00:24:56,283 --> 00:24:57,701 What is that sin? 443 00:24:58,202 --> 00:25:00,454 My niece is having an abortion 444 00:25:01,705 --> 00:25:03,415 I don't know what to do 445 00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:07,920 I was hoping you would say you were fed up Preparing dinner or something 446 00:25:08,337 --> 00:25:11,340 - But that's okay -I don't agree with her choice 447 00:25:11,465 --> 00:25:13,300 But I love her 448 00:25:13,592 --> 00:25:17,096 I can direct you to a clinic She just pretends to do the procedure 449 00:25:17,221 --> 00:25:19,056 Which gives you two or three months 450 00:25:19,181 --> 00:25:21,475 No, I can't lie to her 451 00:25:22,059 --> 00:25:24,645 - Maybe you could talk to her - Okay... 452 00:25:25,312 --> 00:25:27,898 I won't stay here long 453 00:25:28,357 --> 00:25:30,859 I will be transferred to New diocese in ohio. 454 00:25:30,984 --> 00:25:35,572 - Really? -I have six days to grow a full beard and mustache 455 00:25:36,031 --> 00:25:39,243 And please, start calling me David. I have to exercise 456 00:25:39,368 --> 00:25:41,578 David, how do I forgive my niece? 457 00:25:42,037 --> 00:25:43,872 As my lawyer says... 458 00:25:43,997 --> 00:25:45,582 Not everyone will like you 459 00:25:45,916 --> 00:25:48,794 Pretty sure your niece is You know what you are doing is wrong 460 00:25:48,919 --> 00:25:53,048 Even if it seems right At that time 461 00:25:54,216 --> 00:25:55,634 Let love be your guide 462 00:25:56,385 --> 00:25:57,970 And Lord knows I did 463 00:26:00,514 --> 00:26:02,182 The car that will pick me up has arrived 464 00:26:02,558 --> 00:26:04,476 I'm sure you will do the right thing 465 00:26:11,191 --> 00:26:14,695 This is why the contract with America is effective. In the midterm elections 466 00:26:14,820 --> 00:26:18,782 Gingrich knew he would be embodied For conservative voters exactly the policies 467 00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:20,284 Which their representatives will defend 468 00:26:20,409 --> 00:26:22,369 That's what I was saying! 469 00:26:22,911 --> 00:26:25,747 You know? I am glad to finally meet a Mexican He agrees with me 470 00:26:25,914 --> 00:26:28,792 Newt is fighting the national battle For real Americans 471 00:26:28,917 --> 00:26:31,503 While Clinton is busy Playing the saxophone! 472 00:26:31,628 --> 00:26:34,840 - Yes, right! I was hit! - Yes, sir 473 00:26:34,965 --> 00:26:36,884 - How did you sleep last night? - Wonderfully so 474 00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:38,760 I hope it's not Susan. May was disturbed on the couch 475 00:26:38,886 --> 00:26:40,512 No, she's fine, fine 476 00:26:40,637 --> 00:26:42,431 - My sleepwear is suitable? -Excellently 477 00:26:42,556 --> 00:26:45,434 - Good, good - Listen, I have to get back to campus 478 00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:47,853 - But that's cool - Sure! 479 00:26:47,978 --> 00:26:49,730 Sure, it's the best 480 00:26:49,855 --> 00:26:52,357 Come closer, give me a hug 481 00:26:52,482 --> 00:26:55,027 - Let's stay in touch over the summer, okay? - You have that 482 00:26:55,152 --> 00:26:57,362 -You are one of the good young men -And you too 483 00:26:59,448 --> 00:27:01,200 Leave my house 484 00:27:01,783 --> 00:27:04,161 "Choices, Women's Reproductive Health Clinic." 485 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,708 (Blair)! Blair, here! 486 00:27:09,875 --> 00:27:11,668 Oh my God, are you okay? 487 00:27:11,835 --> 00:27:14,796 Yes, I failed in high school And this is nothing 488 00:27:15,547 --> 00:27:17,591 Most importantly Are you okay? 489 00:27:18,592 --> 00:27:21,094 - Yes, I will be - Did they take him out for sure? 490 00:27:21,220 --> 00:27:24,848 With difficulty, he got out He ran around the room a little 491 00:27:24,973 --> 00:27:26,683 But the doctor got him with the big bat 492 00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:29,937 - Wait, really? - No, you idiot 493 00:27:30,395 --> 00:27:33,232 Well, we all learned a valuable lesson today 494 00:27:33,398 --> 00:27:37,736 Whatever our position, we must We are more judicious in ejaculating our sperm 495 00:27:37,945 --> 00:27:40,322 I agree with you Let's leave from here 496 00:27:50,290 --> 00:27:52,209 Blair, are you awake? 497 00:27:52,751 --> 00:27:54,211 "a moment" 498 00:27:56,505 --> 00:27:57,923 "Come in" 499 00:28:02,928 --> 00:28:04,888 I thought you might be hungry 500 00:28:05,264 --> 00:28:07,975 So I made you something to eat 501 00:28:09,059 --> 00:28:10,644 Thank you 502 00:28:11,436 --> 00:28:13,397 You... 503 00:28:14,564 --> 00:28:17,234 You know what I did today, right? 504 00:28:17,567 --> 00:28:18,944 I know 505 00:28:20,153 --> 00:28:23,282 I am not satisfied with that I don't think I have an opinion on it 506 00:28:24,574 --> 00:28:26,201 But I love you anyway 507 00:28:27,911 --> 00:28:29,371 Me too 508 00:28:31,081 --> 00:28:32,666 What is this? 509 00:28:34,584 --> 00:28:36,837 Baby shoes from a baby shower 510 00:28:36,962 --> 00:28:38,839 I thought you might want to keep it 511 00:28:40,215 --> 00:28:42,259 When you are ready to be a mother 512 00:28:42,718 --> 00:28:44,261 Thank you, Aunt Suze. 513 00:28:46,263 --> 00:28:51,143 And one day If I decide to become a mother... 514 00:28:51,601 --> 00:28:53,478 I hope I can be as good as you 515 00:28:53,645 --> 00:28:55,063 You will love it 516 00:28:55,188 --> 00:28:58,567 You will be able to take care of yourself With a house full of people 517 00:28:58,942 --> 00:29:00,652 You will receive a greeting card Once a year 518 00:29:00,777 --> 00:29:04,239 You will feel great When you treat a stain 519 00:29:04,656 --> 00:29:07,326 I will make sure to remember all of this 520 00:29:07,826 --> 00:29:11,246 You're so special, Blair. 521 00:29:14,291 --> 00:29:17,627 If I were in your place I would have taken the initiative with that person called Nimit. 522 00:29:18,587 --> 00:29:20,839 It's a sexy tamale! 523 00:29:26,053 --> 00:29:27,596 She's gone 524 00:29:28,513 --> 00:29:29,890 Damn, that was close 525 00:29:30,015 --> 00:29:32,309 Pringles? Great 526 00:29:32,601 --> 00:29:35,187 I'm glad Because the week is over 527 00:29:35,437 --> 00:29:38,106 At the next miscarriage Would you like to order a formal business suit for children? 528 00:29:38,231 --> 00:29:39,816 I will really benefit from it 529 00:29:41,068 --> 00:29:44,363 Thank you again for accompanying me 530 00:29:44,654 --> 00:29:47,991 An annoying person has been eliminated In stylx matches 531 00:29:48,116 --> 00:29:51,328 We may have been defeated But at least we got a "happy ending." 532 00:29:51,453 --> 00:29:53,455 This is what you should have provided To avoid what happened 533 00:29:54,081 --> 00:29:55,791 - Fuck you - Isn't it? 534 00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,418 But really, you should have made it Reach orgasm using your hand 535 00:29:58,758 --> 00:31:01,851 .RaYYaN...Drag and edit 536 00:31:02,182 --> 00:31:05,311 Translated by: Screens International - Beirut