1 00:00:32,203 --> 00:00:35,832 I can't believe we're in the middle Final year of school 2 00:00:35,957 --> 00:00:38,960 Time flies when you stay high For fifteen hours a day 3 00:00:39,085 --> 00:00:41,296 Everyone has changed since we came here 4 00:00:41,421 --> 00:00:43,089 Clive even has a beard 5 00:00:43,214 --> 00:00:47,468 {\an8}It seems as if Chuck Norris has stopped practicing Karate and began calling himself (Charles Norris) 6 00:00:47,594 --> 00:00:51,139 {\an8}He looks like a military commander who refuses the president's order Hitting a Russian submarine with a nuclear bomb 7 00:00:51,264 --> 00:00:56,853 {\an8}He looks like a novel writer who would please (Barbara Streisand) sexually in 1978 8 00:00:56,978 --> 00:00:59,230 -You know who hasn't changed at all? -Who? 9 00:00:59,731 --> 00:01:03,151 {\an8}I, I am the same loser Who came here on his first day 10 00:01:03,359 --> 00:01:06,863 I will enter university without being Have you ever been in a relationship, how ridiculous is that? 11 00:01:06,988 --> 00:01:10,533 {\an8}- What about Bethany? - No, I am talking about a real relationship 12 00:01:10,658 --> 00:01:12,952 {\an8}Everyone in the school knows How he lives, but not me 13 00:01:13,244 --> 00:01:14,621 I'm the last single guy here 14 00:01:15,163 --> 00:01:18,082 Athletes have cheerleaders And Andrew has Polly. 15 00:01:18,207 --> 00:01:21,252 Even gay people were injured On the wrist from caressing each other 16 00:01:21,377 --> 00:01:23,588 I can't believe health insurance covers this 17 00:01:24,547 --> 00:01:26,341 What about Irene? She is single 18 00:01:26,549 --> 00:01:29,177 {\an8}And remember that (Susan) told us She's not a complete bastard 19 00:01:29,385 --> 00:01:30,970 I can't believe how sexy she is! 20 00:01:31,095 --> 00:01:33,097 But this will never happen Because she doesn't date jerks 21 00:01:33,222 --> 00:01:36,643 You never know, maybe you're tired Of young people who are confident in themselves 22 00:01:36,768 --> 00:01:38,645 People with chiseled faces And large organs 23 00:01:38,770 --> 00:01:40,730 {\an8}My stress even stops me From masturbating to her 24 00:01:40,855 --> 00:01:43,232 {\an8}I feel shy and have stage fright 25 00:01:43,399 --> 00:01:46,152 {\an8}I haven't been able to masturbate recently Except for people below my level 26 00:01:46,277 --> 00:01:49,238 {\an8}- Who? - (Tammy Faye Baker) and homeless women 27 00:01:54,952 --> 00:01:57,914 - What about New York University? -Don't choose anything expensive 28 00:01:58,039 --> 00:02:00,667 {\an8}Don't worry, Matty. John will not be accepted into the university 29 00:02:00,792 --> 00:02:02,752 {\an8}Why not? My average is 2.6 points 30 00:02:02,877 --> 00:02:07,173 {\an8}Universities don't just look at grades Rather, you look at your activities outside of school 31 00:02:07,423 --> 00:02:10,343 {\an8}- And you did not perform any activity - I can't believe it, John, she's right! 32 00:02:10,468 --> 00:02:13,346 There is a field called "Activities" With eight blank lines 33 00:02:13,471 --> 00:02:16,891 - Who engages in activities that fill eight lines? - (Tim Alan) 34 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:19,435 People who actually go to college 35 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:23,314 {\an8}I participated in debates Newspapers, swimming and volleyball 36 00:02:23,439 --> 00:02:27,151 But John can't do that None of that, he's just a boy! 37 00:02:27,276 --> 00:02:28,778 I can swim with an adult 38 00:02:34,409 --> 00:02:38,162 We can't fool ourselves, Susan. We're in real financial trouble here 39 00:02:38,287 --> 00:02:41,332 {\an8}You will save us from this predicament Matty, as you always do 40 00:02:41,457 --> 00:02:42,834 {\an8}I don't know, not this time 41 00:02:42,959 --> 00:02:45,962 {\an8}We may not be able to support ourselves Not to mention paying university fees... 42 00:02:46,087 --> 00:02:49,173 {\an8}Unless I find another job Do you know who bears responsibility for this? 43 00:02:49,298 --> 00:02:53,302 - Please, don't say this is your fault - Of course not, it's Clinton's fault. 44 00:02:54,053 --> 00:02:57,098 {\an8}Yes, why does he tell everyone? They have to go to university? 45 00:02:57,223 --> 00:03:00,727 {\an8}As if I want to spend 25 thousand dollars For my son to become gay! 46 00:03:00,852 --> 00:03:02,562 It should be cheaper to do so 47 00:03:02,687 --> 00:03:06,065 {\an8}I always thought John would find a job Or join the army like I did 48 00:03:06,190 --> 00:03:09,902 {\an8}- But there aren't even good wars anymore! -This is all my fault 49 00:03:10,236 --> 00:03:14,615 {\an8}I was spending money as if I were rich I buy skin oils from Oli. 50 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:18,786 -I can find cheaper sources - No, never say that 51 00:03:18,911 --> 00:03:22,206 You deserve the best skin care You might find it in Vaelin's basement. 52 00:03:23,082 --> 00:03:25,251 I'll find a job so we can To support ourselves in the spring 53 00:03:27,795 --> 00:03:30,465 - I saw a deer today -I don't want to participate in that 54 00:03:38,139 --> 00:03:42,393 Oh my God, is this what it takes to get in? To university? All of these activities sound terrible 55 00:03:42,518 --> 00:03:44,562 - Math club? (Lacrosse)? - No, no 56 00:03:44,687 --> 00:03:46,314 - Football? Astronomy? - No, no 57 00:03:46,439 --> 00:03:48,524 Did the Holocaust really happen? - No, wait! 58 00:03:48,649 --> 00:03:50,359 - It's too late, it's too late - No, fuck you 59 00:03:50,485 --> 00:03:52,987 - You're a monster, I'll tell everyone - Fuck you 60 00:03:53,529 --> 00:03:56,949 Look at this, an audition for a play "Camelot, royal pleasure." 61 00:03:58,117 --> 00:04:01,162 -What do you think? -If I audition, will you participate with me? 62 00:04:01,287 --> 00:04:03,247 - Of course - How difficult will acting be? 63 00:04:03,372 --> 00:04:05,958 - John Travolta does it - Skeet Ulrich makes a living out of it 64 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:08,044 Tom Arnold can't do it. Something we can't do 65 00:04:08,169 --> 00:04:10,797 - Looks like Matt LeBlanc's got his act together -Someone is paying money to Kevin Costner. 66 00:04:10,922 --> 00:04:13,508 - Christian Slater is still here -There are a lot of Charlie Sheen look-alikes. 67 00:04:13,633 --> 00:04:15,384 (Craig T. Nelson) He owns a house because of acting 68 00:04:15,510 --> 00:04:16,886 -I can act -You can act 69 00:04:17,011 --> 00:04:21,474 "Dunkin Donuts Restaurant" Need employees now 70 00:04:21,808 --> 00:04:26,020 -Do you know this site well? - Yes, my father died here 71 00:04:26,145 --> 00:04:30,858 Great, why do you think you qualify? To work in a fast-paced environment... 72 00:04:30,983 --> 00:04:33,402 With real opportunities for growth Like Dunkin Donuts? 73 00:04:33,528 --> 00:04:35,738 I eat donuts and I know what coffee is 74 00:04:35,947 --> 00:04:38,157 That's practically it Welcome to the team 75 00:04:38,282 --> 00:04:40,201 Salary is $4.25 per hour Plus tip 76 00:04:40,326 --> 00:04:44,205 -Do a lot of people tip? - It hasn't happened before, but it might happen 77 00:04:44,539 --> 00:04:45,915 I should give you a shirt 78 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:49,836 - I can't believe it, am I going to wear pink clothes? -Everyone does that 79 00:04:49,961 --> 00:04:52,463 So that the police know who should not To shoot him in the event of a problem 80 00:04:53,714 --> 00:04:56,509 - We have Marty, and that's close to your name - "(Marty)" 81 00:04:58,386 --> 00:05:00,847 "John Hancock High School" 82 00:05:01,013 --> 00:05:07,436 “Tell me how you're supposed to "To live without you" 83 00:05:08,855 --> 00:05:14,193 "Now that I've loved you for all this time" 84 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:22,994 “How am I supposed to live without you?” - Okay, okay 85 00:05:23,703 --> 00:05:25,997 Thank you, Kenneth. I think that's enough 86 00:05:26,122 --> 00:05:28,416 Thank you, you can leave 87 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,838 Do you tend to accept or reject? My participation in the play? 88 00:05:33,963 --> 00:05:37,508 - We will announce the cast list on Monday - Well, thank you 89 00:05:38,301 --> 00:05:42,096 Poor Kenneth, he's stepping up to participate In the play every year, he is not chosen 90 00:05:42,221 --> 00:05:46,142 I heard Principal Bernard say they're worried About his long-term self-confidence 91 00:05:46,267 --> 00:05:48,936 - They may have to shoot him dead - This is better than leaving him to suffer 92 00:05:49,061 --> 00:05:51,564 Yes, look, Johnny! 93 00:05:54,984 --> 00:05:57,028 Damn! It's Irene! 94 00:05:57,904 --> 00:06:03,200 "Give this day a kiss goodbye" 95 00:06:03,993 --> 00:06:06,913 "Sweet and bitter" 96 00:06:07,038 --> 00:06:10,833 Damn, her voice is amazing! -And she's beautiful, which makes that mean even more 97 00:06:10,958 --> 00:06:19,300 “Wish me luck "And I will wish you the same." 98 00:06:20,927 --> 00:06:26,140 “I can't forget "I will not regret what I did." 99 00:06:26,265 --> 00:06:29,393 Teddy, if I join With Irene in the play... 100 00:06:29,518 --> 00:06:31,437 I will spend every day with her 101 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:38,819 - That was beautiful, Irene, thank you - Thank you 102 00:06:39,987 --> 00:06:44,867 - Okay, JonBenet. - Rather, it is pronounced (Bennett) 103 00:06:44,992 --> 00:06:48,037 Of course, I'm sorry I spent the summer in Paris 104 00:06:48,162 --> 00:06:50,247 - Get on stage - Go and destroy them, my friend 105 00:06:54,377 --> 00:06:59,298 Okay, I'm going to do a scene "Not without my daughter"... 106 00:06:59,423 --> 00:07:01,050 From the movie (Not Without My Daughter) 107 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,305 Not without my daughter! 108 00:07:07,598 --> 00:07:08,975 Thank you 109 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:14,313 Well, thank you Next applicant (ted) 110 00:07:19,485 --> 00:07:21,112 Well done, my friend Your performance was strong 111 00:07:24,281 --> 00:07:26,575 Hello, Ted Bennett My height is 74 cm 112 00:07:26,701 --> 00:07:30,121 I am a local resident and eligible I won the Actors Guild Award and I won't shave my fur 113 00:07:30,246 --> 00:07:33,499 I'll sing "Gummy Bears" 114 00:07:37,753 --> 00:07:41,007 "Amazing and intrepid, brave and compassionate." 115 00:07:41,132 --> 00:07:44,510 “Faithful, friendly, and have stories to tell.” 116 00:07:44,635 --> 00:07:51,350 “All over the forest they are singing the refrain And they walk around with their songs that fill the air.” 117 00:07:51,475 --> 00:07:56,480 “Gummy bears are jumping here, there and everywhere.” 118 00:07:56,814 --> 00:07:59,859 "The ultimate adventure like no other" 119 00:08:00,026 --> 00:08:05,740 “It's gummy bears It's gummy bears!" 120 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:08,409 Thank you very much 121 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:16,417 I have a question, have any of you watched it? Any drama before? 122 00:08:16,542 --> 00:08:18,002 - No - No, we didn't do that 123 00:08:22,715 --> 00:08:25,801 - How long do you think this will take? - I don't know, he said ten in the morning 124 00:08:25,926 --> 00:08:29,430 - Maybe we can leave and come back later - No, we will get ahead of others this way 125 00:08:29,555 --> 00:08:30,931 Look, Johnny 126 00:08:35,144 --> 00:08:37,855 - Okay, let's check the results - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 127 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:40,316 - What? - Football players 128 00:08:41,358 --> 00:08:43,360 - Damn -What do we do? 129 00:08:43,486 --> 00:08:45,071 Okay, this is what we'll do 130 00:08:45,196 --> 00:08:48,324 We will pass by the list spontaneously We check it out without stopping 131 00:08:48,449 --> 00:08:50,659 - Okay, good plan - Let's go 132 00:08:57,208 --> 00:08:59,293 - The first guard! -The second guard! 133 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:01,504 - Look! They will participate in the play! - Catch them! 134 00:09:01,629 --> 00:09:03,005 Fuck! 135 00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:05,216 Fuck! 136 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:09,345 -Oh my God! - They will beat them up 137 00:09:09,804 --> 00:09:13,599 - Do you understand what made what you did wrong? - I think so 138 00:09:14,225 --> 00:09:18,687 I'm still struggling to understand how it will affect Our participation in the play is with you 139 00:09:18,813 --> 00:09:23,150 When I see you checking out the cast list In public, in front of everyone... 140 00:09:23,275 --> 00:09:25,402 This puts me in a position It forces me to act 141 00:09:25,528 --> 00:09:27,738 - Where you have to come and beat us up - Exactly 142 00:09:27,863 --> 00:09:31,617 Seeing students participating in the arts It is an intuitive motivation for me 143 00:09:31,742 --> 00:09:33,244 - This makes me uncomfortable -All of us 144 00:09:33,369 --> 00:09:35,913 - True -We all feel uncomfortable 145 00:09:36,038 --> 00:09:40,084 I think school should be A peaceful environment where we feel safe 146 00:09:40,251 --> 00:09:43,379 And our participation in the play Makes you feel insecure 147 00:09:43,504 --> 00:09:46,966 Deeply, that's all I mean I don't think this is fair 148 00:09:47,508 --> 00:09:49,301 When you phrase your words this way... - We were wrong 149 00:09:49,426 --> 00:09:50,803 -We were really wrong - I apologize 150 00:09:50,928 --> 00:09:54,557 Me too, the last thing we want to do It is to make anyone feel uncomfortable 151 00:09:54,682 --> 00:09:58,185 - Well, thank you for your understanding - Of course, there is no need to mention that 152 00:09:58,310 --> 00:10:00,521 I've tried this conversation in many ways before 153 00:10:00,646 --> 00:10:03,107 I had to hit a lot of people People with different interests 154 00:10:03,232 --> 00:10:07,236 - We do not want to add to your many worries -I'm grateful for that 155 00:10:07,361 --> 00:10:09,905 -We will be more conservative - Thank you both, I'm serious 156 00:10:10,030 --> 00:10:11,991 - Well, have a good day - And you too 157 00:10:12,116 --> 00:10:14,827 Thank you both, and stay dry Looks like it might rain 158 00:10:14,952 --> 00:10:16,453 We will do that, thank you very much 159 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:20,499 This school is very strange 160 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:22,334 I'm sorry, I forgot 161 00:10:31,281 --> 00:10:34,535 “Today we will talk to people They say they are important 162 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:37,913 “Even though their friends disagree with them Opinion and they say they are just nobodies.” 163 00:10:38,497 --> 00:10:40,374 Oh my God! 164 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,628 Look at this check, please 165 00:10:44,753 --> 00:10:47,881 Do you believe it? I worked forty hours this week! 166 00:10:48,090 --> 00:10:51,426 The salary from Dunkin' is half What we need to manage our affairs 167 00:10:51,552 --> 00:10:56,139 We will not accept subsidies - Maybe I can get a job too 168 00:10:56,890 --> 00:11:00,394 -You? Who will prepare dinner? - I will continue preparing dinner 169 00:11:00,519 --> 00:11:02,854 - Who will wash the clothes? - I am 170 00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:04,982 - Who will clean the floor? - I am 171 00:11:05,107 --> 00:11:07,693 No problem as long as we... We will share responsibilities equally 172 00:11:07,818 --> 00:11:10,487 Do they need employees? Others at Dunkin' Donuts? 173 00:11:10,696 --> 00:11:14,157 -The sign is still in place - Maybe I can work as your assistant 174 00:11:14,658 --> 00:11:17,578 You and I side by side 175 00:11:17,869 --> 00:11:22,082 We'll make donuts and coffee That would be very poetic 176 00:11:22,332 --> 00:11:26,211 Great, do me a favor and boil the tweezers Leaves, there's a wart on my toe 177 00:11:32,175 --> 00:11:34,511 "John Hancock High School" 178 00:11:34,678 --> 00:11:38,348 No, no, no, Lancelot and Guinevere. You're supposed to be in love 179 00:11:38,473 --> 00:11:42,769 - I don't feel passion here - I'm sorry, but she doesn't give me anything here 180 00:11:42,894 --> 00:11:46,273 Sorry! I offer Everything inside me in this scene 181 00:11:46,398 --> 00:11:49,026 - That's what I was smelling - Fuck you 182 00:11:49,151 --> 00:11:54,156 Okay, let's do the warm-up exercises Home to clear our minds 183 00:11:56,325 --> 00:11:59,661 - Irene, I found your performance wonderful - Thanks, I feel much better now 184 00:12:00,037 --> 00:12:03,290 Wouldn't it be great that we would work together? In the coming weeks? 185 00:12:03,415 --> 00:12:08,545 Let me destroy your hopes in the bud I'm not interested in what you're trying to do here 186 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:12,341 So stay out of my way First or second guard, it doesn't matter 187 00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:14,217 He is the first goalkeeper and I am the second 188 00:12:14,676 --> 00:12:19,056 And speaking of number two I'm sorry for pooping on you in class 189 00:12:19,181 --> 00:12:21,933 - Get out of my face, bear - Well, Erin and Nathan... 190 00:12:22,059 --> 00:12:26,605 Let's do some repetitions, okay? We'll start with something simple like... 191 00:12:27,230 --> 00:12:29,775 I like your shirt, say so Over and over again to each other 192 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:31,985 They tried to generate some emotions 193 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,947 -I liked your shirt - I liked your shirt 194 00:12:36,073 --> 00:12:37,908 -I liked your shirt -Thank you, it's from Ralph Lauren. 195 00:12:38,033 --> 00:12:40,869 No, we don't exercise that way 196 00:12:41,078 --> 00:12:44,289 Let someone else try Guards John and Ted, try this 197 00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:45,916 This will be fun 198 00:12:48,418 --> 00:12:51,880 - Well, I like your shirt -I liked your shirt 199 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,800 -I liked your shirt - You lied, I hate your shirt 200 00:12:54,925 --> 00:12:57,969 -You hate my shirt? Fuck you - Fuck you and your damned shirt 201 00:12:58,095 --> 00:13:00,472 Don't talk about my shirt I will kill you, you bastard! 202 00:13:00,597 --> 00:13:04,267 I will kill you and tear your shirt off, you asshole. Fuck you 203 00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:09,231 - Won't you... - Shut up 204 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:14,277 -I'll use your shirt to strangle you like a bitch -I will strangle you and your entire family 205 00:13:14,403 --> 00:13:18,699 I'll use your baby son As a club to hit your mother 206 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:21,201 I never knew my mother! 207 00:13:23,578 --> 00:13:29,251 - Didn't you ever know your mother? - No, I never knew my mother 208 00:13:31,169 --> 00:13:36,258 - Or any of my aunts - I'm sorry, Sydney, I didn't know that 209 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,343 His name is Sidney in training 210 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,600 - This is the meaning of acting! -I'm not even wearing a shirt 211 00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:48,895 Okay, let's take a break for five minutes I'll go over some notes with the theater crew 212 00:13:51,773 --> 00:13:53,525 - Hello - Hello 213 00:13:53,775 --> 00:13:58,572 What you did with Ted was actually wonderful - Thank you 214 00:13:58,822 --> 00:14:03,827 - How did you do that? -I watch a lot of movies 215 00:14:03,952 --> 00:14:08,206 I believe in acting It's just screaming, whispering, or crying 216 00:14:08,331 --> 00:14:11,543 So I chose one of these three things Before I say anything 217 00:14:12,711 --> 00:14:14,212 This might actually work 218 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,465 Thanks, John 219 00:14:19,551 --> 00:14:21,386 What a bitch, right? 220 00:14:21,803 --> 00:14:24,222 Should we start with the massage train? 221 00:14:27,726 --> 00:14:31,229 "Dunkin Donuts Restaurant" 222 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:34,941 Susan, I'll show you the employee orientation video 223 00:14:35,192 --> 00:14:40,238 I'm so excited I haven't seen a movie in seventeen years 224 00:14:40,572 --> 00:14:41,948 Okay 225 00:14:42,574 --> 00:14:45,786 {\an8}"(Dunkin Donuts), rapid growth, enthusiasm" 226 00:14:49,706 --> 00:14:53,376 {\an8}"Here's the fresh dozen "Thank you for coming to Dunkin' Donuts." 227 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,464 "Smells delicious, thank you." 228 00:14:59,216 --> 00:15:02,552 “Hello and welcome "In the Dunkin' Donuts family." 229 00:15:02,677 --> 00:15:06,264 “The customer always has priority At Dunkin' Donuts 230 00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:09,267 “There are things that are permissible And others are prohibited in Dunkin' restaurant. 231 00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:11,728 “Let's look at a classic situation.” 232 00:15:12,813 --> 00:15:15,857 "Hey, I want a dozen donuts." "dipped in chocolate" 233 00:15:16,525 --> 00:15:20,737 “We don't have them anymore And my shift just ended." 234 00:15:22,864 --> 00:15:24,241 "Go" 235 00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:31,498 “I don't think this is a customer "He'll want to come back again." 236 00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:34,960 “Now let's see the correct way To deal with the question 237 00:15:35,460 --> 00:15:38,171 "Hey, I want a dozen donuts." "dipped in chocolate" 238 00:15:38,296 --> 00:15:40,757 “Good choice, you made your choice "One of my favorite types" 239 00:15:40,882 --> 00:15:43,051 “I'll get it ready and put it in the box right away.” 240 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,303 "Do you want me too?" To tease you too?" 241 00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:47,556 Damn, I'm sorry, I'm sorry 242 00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:51,434 This is clearly a joke from Jeffrey. He was fired last month 243 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,104 But everything before the foreplay was true 244 00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:58,650 Be nice to customers and welcome them With a smile, can you do that? 245 00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:03,947 I love to smile, and I'm always searching About new people and things to smile at 246 00:16:04,072 --> 00:16:06,157 - I can't believe it - Matty... 247 00:16:06,324 --> 00:16:08,159 Let's see your best smile in front of customers 248 00:16:10,871 --> 00:16:17,127 Isn't this exciting? You and I side by side We bring donuts to people 249 00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:19,296 You should know that there is Someone with a hole in his cheek 250 00:16:19,421 --> 00:16:23,258 He comes every morning, come to him Donuts immediately because it's terrible to see 251 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,760 I can't believe it! 252 00:16:26,261 --> 00:16:29,723 "John Hancock High School" 253 00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:35,770 - “May we love...” - “May we love...” 254 00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:41,526 - "Again" - "Again" 255 00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:46,740 And here we will kiss each other But we'll wait for the real play 256 00:16:46,865 --> 00:16:48,283 We don't want to spoil the harmony between us 257 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,911 What are you doing, first guard? You're standing at the edge of the stage 258 00:16:52,621 --> 00:16:56,207 Well, Guinevere is married to King Arthur. 259 00:16:56,333 --> 00:17:00,211 As the first guard, I will not be happy Lancelot harasses her 260 00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:03,673 So I stand here preparing To defend the state, it doesn't matter 261 00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:07,469 - No, go back to the specified place - Wait, I liked what he said 262 00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:09,554 At least there is someone who treats me like a queen 263 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,265 You think you are an important person My dear, but you are a nobody 264 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:14,059 This is our queen, my friend! 265 00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:16,770 Listen, I have to practice On swordfighting with Arthur. 266 00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:19,230 Okay, go, we'll move To Mordred's sight 267 00:17:22,525 --> 00:17:25,654 You are the only one in this play Who gives me what to work with 268 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:28,031 - Really? - Yes, it's funny 269 00:17:28,156 --> 00:17:32,452 I look to you when I want to impersonate you Because you stare at me with mesmerized eyes 270 00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:35,956 I apologize if I'm creepy 271 00:17:36,081 --> 00:17:39,584 Believe it or not, but this helps me To feel like a real queen 272 00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:44,047 So this makes sense Because you are the queen of the school 273 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,133 Do you want to practice the text with me after training? 274 00:17:47,509 --> 00:17:51,388 There are some scenes that I didn't master And Nathan is always busy trying on wigs 275 00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:55,600 - Yes, sure, of course - Great 276 00:17:55,892 --> 00:17:57,686 I live to serve you, my lady 277 00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:08,863 Lancelot and Arthur are fucking I saw them washing on the velvet curtain 278 00:18:08,989 --> 00:18:10,365 Do you want to go get sandwiches? 279 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,868 "Dunkin Donuts Restaurant" 280 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:21,918 - Everyone gather, I have important news - Will the pumpkin flavor return? 281 00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,921 No, that was a disaster It caused the expulsion of many 282 00:18:25,046 --> 00:18:29,009 What will happen is that President Clinton He'll be visiting Fremingham next week 283 00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:31,761 - And he will visit this store - What? 284 00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:33,722 The media will come too, so... 285 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:36,725 If you can sound American Oh, Yorgos, that would be great 286 00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:40,687 {\an8}I came to this country to meet Courteney Cox. 287 00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:46,526 the curse! This will be the most beautiful day of my life -I thought you hated the president 288 00:18:46,651 --> 00:18:49,154 Don't you understand, Susan? This will be my chance... 289 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:52,991 To destroy that man's image In front of the whole world 290 00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:55,577 I remember when my body was shattered When did you give birth to john? 291 00:18:55,702 --> 00:19:00,290 -This is a great day for America. -At least I rode in the helicopter 292 00:19:00,749 --> 00:19:04,252 - What do you want, my friend? - Donuts with sprinkled sugar and tea 293 00:19:04,502 --> 00:19:06,212 I won't make tea for a man 294 00:19:06,629 --> 00:19:10,050 "John Hancock High School" 295 00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:14,220 - Leave with me, Guinevere. - No doubt you know that I can't 296 00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:17,599 Will you refrain from doing so? Because you can't? 297 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,727 I swore before the Almighty that I would stay with Arthur. 298 00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:24,439 So won't I see you again? 299 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:31,488 No, goodbye forever My noble knight, Lancelot. 300 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:35,283 - That was great - Really? 301 00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:39,079 Oh my God! You two...that was great! It's like a Folgers coffee ad. 302 00:19:39,204 --> 00:19:44,417 Great, are you excited for the play? It's only a week away 303 00:19:44,626 --> 00:19:49,297 - I think so, but you are the one playing the lead role - Yes, Johnny and I will just stand there 304 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,717 Our whole role is not to poop for two hours 305 00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:59,015 But what about you? I never thought you were in love Theater since you're a sports fan 306 00:19:59,307 --> 00:20:02,685 The secret is out, I really want to be an actress 307 00:20:02,811 --> 00:20:05,396 My dad would even pay $500 to a photographer... 308 00:20:05,522 --> 00:20:07,732 To film the play I submit it to Emerson University. 309 00:20:07,982 --> 00:20:11,778 - No pressure, right? - It seems that the pressure is actually enormous 310 00:20:11,903 --> 00:20:14,614 I hope you don't ruin everything with a small mistake 311 00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:19,119 If you want to remember that you are a queen On stage, just look at me 312 00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:21,329 - I'll take care of it - Thanks, John. 313 00:20:21,871 --> 00:20:24,958 - John, I need to take down your armor measurements - Yes, okay 314 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:29,504 Listen, do you want to go? Some time together after the play? 315 00:20:30,672 --> 00:20:34,259 We can celebrate or drown our sorrows Based on critics' reviews 316 00:20:35,426 --> 00:20:38,972 -I think I might not be busy - He doesn't have any plans, he'll do it 317 00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:41,182 Great, see you then 318 00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:47,605 Damn it, John, you got a date With the hottest girl in school! 319 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:52,235 - Yes, I think so -The humiliation of being a nobody is finally over 320 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:56,239 I want the smallest cover we have For john's sensitive area. 321 00:20:56,364 --> 00:21:01,452 “What about the very small cover?” - No, it will be too big 322 00:21:01,578 --> 00:21:07,667 Contact the company and ask that they make a smaller cover What cover did they ever make for John? 323 00:21:07,792 --> 00:21:10,211 It's okay, no one knows What is John talking about? 324 00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:13,464 For John Bennet who lives At house 48 Clifford Street. 325 00:21:13,590 --> 00:21:16,509 It has a very small measurement for the vulva area 326 00:21:18,928 --> 00:21:20,305 I hate the staff 327 00:21:32,539 --> 00:21:34,833 Is everything okay, Matty? 328 00:21:35,083 --> 00:21:37,753 - Yes, why? - Because you don't scream 329 00:21:37,878 --> 00:21:42,632 Because today, finally I will reprimand your deceitful and cunning boss 330 00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:47,137 - Are you going to sleep with Bill Clinton? - Of course that's what I'll do 331 00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:51,933 And I will say to him, “Thank you for creating so much Of jobs because I now have two jobs.” 332 00:21:52,059 --> 00:21:54,686 Great, I saw the political cartoon Who did you steal this phrase from? 333 00:21:54,811 --> 00:21:58,607 Then I will say to him, “See you in the role "Unemployed, you bastard." 334 00:21:58,732 --> 00:22:01,818 “Because the FTA allows us By hiring a Mexican president... 335 00:22:01,943 --> 00:22:03,320 “With a sixty percent discount.” 336 00:22:03,445 --> 00:22:05,280 Why would you stand in the role of unemployed? 337 00:22:05,405 --> 00:22:07,908 -You just said you have two jobs - This is true of the first joke only 338 00:22:08,033 --> 00:22:11,912 Then when he leaves, he's dragging The tails of disappointment I will tell him... 339 00:22:12,037 --> 00:22:14,956 “Am I conscripted? Because you're avoiding me 340 00:22:16,249 --> 00:22:18,752 What about you, Aunt Suze? Are you excited to meet the president? 341 00:22:18,877 --> 00:22:23,548 I'm more excited for the play My baby's first big one is Friday! 342 00:22:23,673 --> 00:22:25,175 It's no big deal, mom 343 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,886 We don't have any dialogue I don't think the audience will notice our presence 344 00:22:28,011 --> 00:22:32,474 But you are brave to go on stage With everyone staring at you 345 00:22:32,599 --> 00:22:35,602 -What do you mean? -If there were 500 people watching me... 346 00:22:35,727 --> 00:22:37,687 I'll be terrified! 347 00:22:38,063 --> 00:22:41,108 I don't know how he does it Nansense reps do this every night 348 00:22:41,441 --> 00:22:43,527 - 500 people? -At least 349 00:22:43,777 --> 00:22:46,780 - At the same time? - The whole town is coming, my dear 350 00:22:46,905 --> 00:22:50,992 I told everyone about my son Broadway star 351 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:56,206 Matty, maybe I'll get shoes Tap dancing shoes today 352 00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:57,707 I threw it in the trash 353 00:23:05,590 --> 00:23:08,760 Remember to say, "Dunkin' Donuts." "Near Mass Pike Expressway." 354 00:23:08,885 --> 00:23:11,847 Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm going to say 355 00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:14,766 The president is moving 356 00:23:15,392 --> 00:23:17,561 Please do not allow the president to eat Only one donut 357 00:23:19,479 --> 00:23:23,275 Isn't this exciting, Matty? Oh my God! Here he comes! 358 00:23:23,692 --> 00:23:27,571 Hi, thanks for letting me Visiting you this afternoon 359 00:23:27,904 --> 00:23:30,240 Welcome to Dunkin' Donuts, Mr. President 360 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:32,492 You must be Miss Massachusetts. 361 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,120 I can't believe... 362 00:23:37,038 --> 00:23:38,415 I have to pee 363 00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:42,961 What should I order? Let's see, everything looks delicious 364 00:23:43,211 --> 00:23:49,468 -Do you recommend anything? - Yes, I advise you to do a better job 365 00:23:49,926 --> 00:23:53,680 - Excuse me? -You're not doing a good job 366 00:23:54,222 --> 00:23:56,057 And...and...yes 367 00:23:56,475 --> 00:23:59,895 I'm sorry to hear that's how you feel I would like to hear your opinions 368 00:24:00,145 --> 00:24:04,649 Well, your economy is bad 369 00:24:05,609 --> 00:24:09,529 I feel your pain, and I want to hear your complaints 370 00:24:09,779 --> 00:24:13,158 Could you please give us a few minutes? To talk? I think he's nervous 371 00:24:13,283 --> 00:24:15,076 Of course sir, we'll be outside 372 00:24:16,036 --> 00:24:18,413 Now tell me how you feel 373 00:24:19,372 --> 00:24:23,168 I think you're terrible And you are doing a terrible job 374 00:24:23,752 --> 00:24:25,420 - Really? - Yes 375 00:24:26,087 --> 00:24:29,549 Listen, you ugly bastard I can't believe your impudence 376 00:24:29,674 --> 00:24:33,303 I took time out of my day to visit your crappy store And you're talking rudely to me? 377 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,639 Maybe the real problem is that you're just a loser! 378 00:24:35,764 --> 00:24:39,434 -But... - Damn you, do you think you are strong with your rude words? 379 00:24:39,559 --> 00:24:44,648 Try to hit me, tough guy I'll beat you so you won't recognize your penis 380 00:24:44,981 --> 00:24:47,567 Shave your hair, you asshole The president is here personally 381 00:24:47,692 --> 00:24:51,154 Put some donuts in the bag Give me a cup of coffee and shake my hand... 382 00:24:51,279 --> 00:24:54,241 He smiled at the window to know People, we're having a good time 383 00:24:55,033 --> 00:24:56,409 Let's go 384 00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:06,419 That's right, keep smiling Oh dog cunt 385 00:25:07,128 --> 00:25:08,505 Well, they took pictures 386 00:25:12,384 --> 00:25:13,760 The coffee is cold, you idiot 387 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:24,312 I met the president but did not meet him With Courteney Cox! What is this? 388 00:25:28,275 --> 00:25:31,820 Damn, damn, man, the play Two hours later and I can't do this! 389 00:25:31,945 --> 00:25:35,824 - Yes, the play will be wonderful Why did my mother plant doubt in my head? 390 00:25:36,032 --> 00:25:38,660 Hundreds of people are watching, I can't Going on stage, I would be terrified 391 00:25:38,785 --> 00:25:42,747 -We can not attend - Yes! no! We can't do that 392 00:25:42,872 --> 00:25:46,042 Erin won't go on a date with me And you will hate me for the rest of my life 393 00:25:46,167 --> 00:25:49,004 You heard it, they're filming the play In order to apply to the university 394 00:25:49,921 --> 00:25:51,339 I have an idea 395 00:26:00,849 --> 00:26:03,893 - (Blair) - Did you hear the knock on the door, man? 396 00:26:04,019 --> 00:26:07,397 - We need your help, Blair. -Shouldn't you be getting ready for the play? 397 00:26:07,522 --> 00:26:10,900 Johnny has a problem And he needs something 398 00:26:11,026 --> 00:26:15,238 - Do you have a substance that might relieve anxiety? - I thought we agreed that I was not a drug dealer 399 00:26:15,363 --> 00:26:18,283 Come on, Blair, me and Johnny. We smoked everything we had and the cupboard was empty 400 00:26:18,408 --> 00:26:21,328 Please, Blair, I can't do this I can't go on stage, okay? 401 00:26:21,453 --> 00:26:24,205 I feel very afraid Please, I beg you! 402 00:26:25,123 --> 00:26:30,670 Well, you're in luck, I got Paige ready. These brownies are soothing to the nerves 403 00:26:31,046 --> 00:26:34,174 -Is it edible? - Yes, I ate one thirty minutes ago 404 00:26:34,299 --> 00:26:36,509 I feel very relaxed and focused 405 00:26:36,635 --> 00:26:39,179 Eat a piece before going on stage And you will fly in the play 406 00:26:39,304 --> 00:26:43,600 Thanks, Blair. Sometimes we forget that But drugs are always the solution 407 00:26:43,725 --> 00:26:46,603 - Will we see you in the play? - Of course not 408 00:26:52,108 --> 00:26:54,194 Ready? Let's go 409 00:26:54,319 --> 00:26:57,489 We'll eat a brownie. We won't go to the moon, calm down 410 00:27:01,826 --> 00:27:07,374 - Hello, John. - (Irene)! surprising! You look great! 411 00:27:07,499 --> 00:27:08,875 Thank you, and you too 412 00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:11,753 I see you out there, and remember you are my rock 413 00:27:19,928 --> 00:27:22,389 - A large audience -Who cares? 414 00:27:22,514 --> 00:27:24,849 When we get out there We will be very relaxed 415 00:27:25,058 --> 00:27:26,851 You have a phone call, John. 416 00:27:28,728 --> 00:27:31,731 - Hello - Don't eat brownies, my friends! 417 00:27:31,856 --> 00:27:34,192 - What? -It's cooked with mushrooms or something! 418 00:27:34,317 --> 00:27:36,486 -I'm in hell right now! - What's the problem? 419 00:27:36,611 --> 00:27:38,571 She told us not to eat brownies! - What? 420 00:27:38,697 --> 00:27:42,367 -We already ate it! - No! Oh, my God! No! 421 00:27:42,492 --> 00:27:43,868 What happened to you? 422 00:27:43,993 --> 00:27:46,621 I should kill myself Like a 500 year old woman 423 00:27:46,746 --> 00:27:50,166 Fuck! I can't speak I must die when I am 500 years old 424 00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:53,128 - She's terrified! What should we do? - Damn! 425 00:27:53,253 --> 00:27:55,714 - What should we do? -We have to throw up 426 00:27:57,424 --> 00:28:00,093 I don't know how girls do this All the time, it's impossible! 427 00:28:00,218 --> 00:28:03,263 I don't have a gag reflex Please don't tell anyone about this 428 00:28:07,892 --> 00:28:11,646 -I saw you on the news, Matty. - Really? 429 00:28:11,938 --> 00:28:14,399 I have to ask you What did you say to the president? 430 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:21,239 She called him a lying bastard and he almost cried, yes 431 00:28:21,698 --> 00:28:24,159 - Then I threw the coffee in his face - Really? 432 00:28:24,284 --> 00:28:27,495 Yes, I won 433 00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:30,957 I love Dunkin Donuts. I saw Courteney Cox there once 434 00:28:31,082 --> 00:28:34,210 No! You've got to be kidding me! 435 00:28:34,586 --> 00:28:37,255 Damn it, Teddy. There are time bombs in our stomachs 436 00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:42,761 - Let's calm down, how do you feel now? - I feel fine actually 437 00:28:42,969 --> 00:28:46,097 Me too, maybe Blair. You can't tolerate weed 438 00:28:46,222 --> 00:28:50,226 Yes, that's why She's a beginner and not like us 439 00:28:50,351 --> 00:28:53,396 -We are experts in narcotic herbs - Maybe it won't affect us as severely 440 00:28:53,688 --> 00:28:55,648 Guards, you need to get up Within thirty seconds 441 00:28:59,319 --> 00:29:00,737 Damn! 442 00:29:01,237 --> 00:29:05,158 My dear Guinevere, your beauty is captivating 443 00:29:05,283 --> 00:29:08,036 You shouldn't say these words Between the castle walls 444 00:29:08,161 --> 00:29:12,040 I can't suppress my feelings I think I'm falling in love with you 445 00:29:12,165 --> 00:29:16,669 Dear Lancelot, lower your voice The guards will hear you 446 00:29:19,255 --> 00:29:22,425 You said the guards would hear you 447 00:29:31,559 --> 00:29:35,313 - Everyone is staring at us -There are a lot of eyes 448 00:29:38,024 --> 00:29:39,984 I no longer know who is acting in the play 449 00:29:40,109 --> 00:29:43,112 I think those who don't sit in the seats They are the ones acting in the play 450 00:29:43,238 --> 00:29:47,534 They'll know, Teddy, everyone's watching us And everyone will know that we are on drugs 451 00:29:47,659 --> 00:29:50,119 No, no one will know We are on drugs 452 00:29:50,245 --> 00:29:52,914 I'm sure they will know We are on drugs 453 00:29:53,039 --> 00:29:56,709 No, not if we keep our voices down We kept whispering as we do now 454 00:29:56,835 --> 00:30:00,004 What an interesting plot twist 455 00:30:00,922 --> 00:30:05,593 Lancelot, it's not wise To continue in this manner 456 00:30:05,718 --> 00:30:07,971 - Dialogue? -You don't have any dialogue 457 00:30:08,096 --> 00:30:09,472 Okay, then I'll improvise 458 00:30:09,597 --> 00:30:13,017 You can't eat the cat, Alf. It's Christmas 459 00:30:15,395 --> 00:30:18,064 I can't believe it! Are you urinating? 460 00:30:18,189 --> 00:30:23,194 - The pressure is too much! I don't want to grow up! - He's just a boy, people 461 00:30:23,319 --> 00:30:24,821 What are you doing? 462 00:30:24,946 --> 00:30:31,035 -There's a devil in my ass, okay? - Dialogue! 463 00:30:36,541 --> 00:30:39,961 It could have been Things are worse, we are not dead 464 00:30:43,464 --> 00:30:44,841 - (Irene) -Fuck you, John. 465 00:30:44,966 --> 00:30:46,342 Please wait, Erin, I'm so sorry 466 00:30:46,467 --> 00:30:49,721 Ted and I ate bad brownies I failed, okay? 467 00:30:50,847 --> 00:30:53,516 Wasn't that what we felt? In exercise for real? 468 00:30:54,517 --> 00:30:59,731 - It was real to me -Are you crazy? You have completely destroyed me! 469 00:30:59,856 --> 00:31:02,525 Maybe we can talk about that At Friendly's restaurant 470 00:31:04,110 --> 00:31:07,196 I would literally rather have sex In prison with Jeffrey Dahmer. 471 00:31:08,156 --> 00:31:10,575 Goodbye, John, and fuck you, Ted. 472 00:31:16,664 --> 00:31:20,376 There is a ten percent chance We are still on stage 473 00:31:24,088 --> 00:31:29,135 "Activities, I participated in a play" 474 00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:31,197 Great! 475 00:31:32,492 --> 00:32:35,156 .RaYYaN...Drag and edit 476 00:32:35,289 --> 00:32:38,417 Translated by: Screens International - Beirut