1 00:01:17,917 --> 00:01:21,375 Desire planet, I've dreamt of it 2 00:01:25,292 --> 00:01:29,292 For you, tomorrow, Get free acces to riches 3 00:01:33,667 --> 00:01:36,375 Who's got the sense of savings? 4 00:01:36,375 --> 00:01:40,542 Warning: Advertisement is paying, in this movie it has been offered 5 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:42,917 It doesn't change the world but it contributes 6 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:25,625 French petrochemicals products " Welcome in the brave new world " 7 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:32,958 Everything can be bought 8 00:02:32,958 --> 00:02:35,875 Love, Art, planet Earth 9 00:02:35,875 --> 00:02:37,458 you, me 10 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:38,708 particularly me 11 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:50,792 Man is a product as others with a sale deadline 12 00:02:52,333 --> 00:02:53,042 I'm publicist 13 00:02:53,083 --> 00:02:57,458 I'm part of those who makes you dream of things you'll never have 14 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:58,500 sky always blue 15 00:02:58,500 --> 00:02:59,542 wenches never dumpy 16 00:02:59,542 --> 00:03:02,333 perfect photoshopped happiness 17 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:05,583 you believe I make the world prettier? 18 00:03:05,583 --> 00:03:07,667 fail: I screw it up 19 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:13,292 everything is temporary 20 00:03:13,292 --> 00:03:17,250 Love, Art, planet Earth 21 00:03:17,792 --> 00:03:20,125 you, me 22 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:23,500 particulary me 23 00:03:47,125 --> 00:03:48,917 that's it, it's done 24 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:51,750 the corner is turned 25 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:53,292 I can watch my life back 26 00:03:53,292 --> 00:03:54,333 it's cool 27 00:03:56,375 --> 00:03:58,500 for example I had completly forgotten how much, 28 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,875 yet very young, 29 00:04:00,875 --> 00:04:03,375 I loved sophisticated pictures 30 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:11,708 - Arch your back! 31 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:14,833 show me your butt! 32 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:18,708 - Octave, honey, Dinner's ready! 33 00:04:19,542 --> 00:04:23,292 - Yes mummy, I'm coming! 34 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:30,042 I've always been off-set 35 00:04:30,042 --> 00:04:33,583 I was really made for that job 36 00:05:29,333 --> 00:05:30,500 - beat it 37 00:05:56,042 --> 00:05:58,042 fuck it's shit! 38 00:06:27,083 --> 00:06:28,667 I'm on a bad trip 39 00:06:34,917 --> 00:06:37,833 sorry Stephanie, you're alright?! 40 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:39,167 I didn't know you were here 41 00:06:39,292 --> 00:06:41,583 It's not against you, sorry 42 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:44,292 you're alright? Wait... 43 00:06:44,333 --> 00:06:47,417 I 44 00:07:10,458 --> 00:07:12,833 to me, everything had started so well; 45 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:16,042 the mood was good, the dj excellent 46 00:07:16,042 --> 00:07:18,125 pleasant temperature, superb girls, 47 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,208 alcohol a gogo, drugs of quality, 48 00:07:20,417 --> 00:07:24,500 undeniably, my first 33 years were really successfull 49 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,208 but I won't disguise the truth 50 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:34,708 I'm not a nice boy 51 00:07:35,333 --> 00:07:36,500 - We're closing 52 00:07:36,708 --> 00:07:38,375 I am a big shit 53 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,250 a modern hero 54 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:45,042 I find my trousers, in the Vogue Italy 55 00:07:45,042 --> 00:07:46,500 and in the Deutsh Vanity Fair 56 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,667 previous to the month of purchase 57 00:07:50,542 --> 00:07:55,208 concerning my shirts, it cames from New York, Tokio, Bombay, Guetary 58 00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:00,708 I'm sorry to be so much in advance of you, but... 59 00:08:00,708 --> 00:08:03,000 I'm the one who decide today what you'll want tomorrow 60 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,542 I drug you with novelty 61 00:08:04,542 --> 00:08:07,458 and novelty's advantage, is that don't stay new for longtime 62 00:08:08,417 --> 00:08:13,000 you should ideally hate me, before hating the era that created me 63 00:08:14,458 --> 00:08:18,208 so here it is, my name is Octave Parengo 64 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,750 and my dresser is APC 65 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:29,083 I have spent my life manipulating you for 75.000 F per month 66 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:33,250 when by dint of savings, you'll be able to buy your dream car, 67 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:36,167 I shall already have made it old-fashionned 68 00:08:38,542 --> 00:08:41,167 I always manage to frustrate you 69 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:45,542 I penetrate your brain 70 00:08:45,917 --> 00:08:47,667 I come in your right hemisphere 71 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,375 your desire don't belong to you anymore 72 00:08:52,375 --> 00:08:54,042 I impose mine on you 73 00:08:55,083 --> 00:08:59,750 never a fooling cunt, has been such powerfull as me for 2.000 years 74 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:05,917 - Octave Parengo, 312 chamber 75 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:06,958 - I got that for you 76 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:08,500 - thank you... 77 00:09:09,542 --> 00:09:10,167 sorry, 78 00:09:12,042 --> 00:09:13,833 it's ugly 79 00:09:13,833 --> 00:09:14,875 popular 80 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:18,417 here it's "the Ross"; Ross and Witchcraft 81 00:09:18,417 --> 00:09:19,958 one of the biggest advertising company of the world 82 00:09:19,958 --> 00:09:21,542 median age: 28 years old 83 00:09:21,542 --> 00:09:23,292 sales: 1.430.000 F 84 00:09:24,625 --> 00:09:27,375 my open ended job is copywriter 85 00:09:28,083 --> 00:09:30,333 I write 30 seconds film scenarios 86 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:31,375 and slogans for posters 87 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:32,917 I say "slogan" for you to understand 88 00:09:32,917 --> 00:09:34,375 but you should know we say 89 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:35,833 "catcher" or "headline" 90 00:09:37,458 --> 00:09:39,917 for example: Wonderbra 91 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:41,250 "Look at me in the eyes" 92 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:42,292 "I said in the eyes!"... 93 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:43,333 - Ave Octavus! 94 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,375 - Hi the dorks! 95 00:09:45,125 --> 00:09:47,083 ...it comes from me 96 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:51,583 Arch your back! 97 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:05,375 here new territory are explored toward dry sausage, 98 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:08,500 Stan consolidate the "teen shower" spirit and the 15/35 y. o. 99 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:13,083 Alexandra, try to optimize the strategical approach of seniors' napkins 100 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:14,250 funky... 101 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,583 here it's the accounting dep. 102 00:10:22,583 --> 00:10:24,250 and she is... 103 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,292 what is her name? 104 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,542 ohhh, nevermind... 105 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:33,750 It's Marc Maronnier, my creative director 106 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,833 after Philippe, the president, 107 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:38,125 he is the most important man of the company 108 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:40,417 - hi 109 00:10:40,417 --> 00:10:41,458 - hi, how are you? 110 00:10:41,458 --> 00:10:44,583 - I just spent the week-end with my man 111 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:45,625 four days in Cabourg 112 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,125 I'm so happy! - oh yeah?! 113 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,333 - ... A charming little corner 114 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,417 so romantic, we landed up there, 115 00:10:52,417 --> 00:10:53,458 we digged it so much... 116 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:56,583 it was great, I'm so peachy! 117 00:10:56,583 --> 00:11:00,750 - you're fired, take your stuff right now and beat it! 118 00:11:02,208 --> 00:11:03,250 I am not joking 119 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,417 Marc is like that, for 10 years he has taught me everything 120 00:11:10,417 --> 00:11:11,667 Allright you stay, 121 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:13,750 and your out of date language 122 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:17,917 "we digged it, it was awesome, we got a kick out " 123 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:20,000 avo�d that, when i'm plunged into a file 124 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,042 it's disgusting me 125 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:24,167 and you spend this week-end here, I want a balance for Tuesday 126 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,208 - Yes Mr Maronnier 127 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,542 - Ok, it's cool, you can call me Marc 128 00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:30,417 - he is a genius - you're ok? 129 00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:33,542 you're ready for this afternoon presentation for Madone? 130 00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:35,292 - yeah, we hold something - I won't be there 131 00:11:35,292 --> 00:11:36,875 Jeff will be - wait, jeff... 132 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,542 - that's the way it is! 133 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:40,000 I rely on you? 134 00:11:42,083 --> 00:11:44,167 - yeah, so, I rely on myself... 135 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,750 - you adore me?! 136 00:11:51,417 --> 00:11:56,750 creative is not such an easy job, and that's also why we're so well-paid 137 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:59,875 to shut us up, you won't believe me, but 138 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:03,000 money is not the only reason I choose that job 139 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:11,000 I was 17 and a half when I had my first "ad-shock" 140 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,417 I knew it was what I wanted to do 141 00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:15,917 I went to the cin�, ads were sometimes better than the film 142 00:12:15,917 --> 00:12:18,833 Some of its were little treasure of ingenuity 143 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:42,542 This day I decided to become publicist 144 00:12:43,292 --> 00:12:44,250 and I succeeded 145 00:12:47,542 --> 00:12:49,708 Here, at 14th floor is my office 146 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:52,875 near the radiator, it's Cuddly 147 00:12:52,875 --> 00:12:54,875 a blond hamster, picked up on a filming shoot 148 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:58,125 and next to it, this retarded teenager, 149 00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:01,292 he's my Charly 150 00:13:01,292 --> 00:13:02,333 he's mine 151 00:13:02,333 --> 00:13:03,375 he's my partner 152 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:06,583 he is artistic director, my D.A. 153 00:13:06,583 --> 00:13:07,625 or A.D., "Art Director" 154 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:10,875 As we say in the profession, because it makes more like American 155 00:13:10,875 --> 00:13:14,792 Hello Thierry, it's Charly, Hello, sorry to disturb you, 156 00:13:14,792 --> 00:13:17,958 I'm embarrassed with an email I received, the one with the eel... 157 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000 the moray eel... sorry 158 00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:22,750 I don't see, it's a guy or a wench it's fucking with? 159 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,542 I thought it was a guy... 160 00:13:25,542 --> 00:13:26,583 it's bad... 161 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:29,958 oh, you're working now... 162 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:32,917 As every creative of every company of the world, my Charly spend 89% 163 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:36,250 of his working time sharing trash pictures via internet 164 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,917 there, he comes out of a great "Japanese vomit eater" period 165 00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:43,750 - Charly - Yes Octave 166 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:49,042 - If I told you, I have the vague feeling to blow a fuse towards myself 167 00:13:49,042 --> 00:13:50,750 what would you say? 168 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:52,792 - Wait, wait, are you telling me this here? 169 00:13:52,792 --> 00:13:53,833 - Yeah I tell you 170 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,042 - Ok then, tell me, I am listening to you 171 00:13:57,042 --> 00:14:00,833 - I simply have the vague feeling to blow a fuse towards myself 172 00:14:00,833 --> 00:14:01,833 yeah, of course 173 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,000 - allright, I understand you completly, I'd like to tell you many things 174 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,042 - So come on, come on... 175 00:14:06,042 --> 00:14:08,458 - Did you snort, with someone else? 176 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,375 - No I would never do this to you 177 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,417 - So this is me you... 178 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:16,583 you are provocating me! 179 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:19,250 - I said nothing, stop, stop 180 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:21,167 Oh yeah insult me in Deutsh 181 00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,208 come on, punish me! 182 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:26,500 - Guys, we're waiting for you, on the stage, for the shooting in Boulogne... 183 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:29,708 - Yeah, we're coming, we finish, we go... 184 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:54,708 - A masterpiece! 185 00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:01,333 - Someone told Steven it's an ad for sauerkraut? 186 00:15:01,958 --> 00:15:04,792 - Don't know, I really have a doubt 187 00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:13,250 - please go and see him! 188 00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,250 - no you! - no you! 189 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:19,333 you it's good... - what a bitch that guy 190 00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:25,000 - like that, yes. You detest me, despise me with your mouth... 191 00:15:26,667 --> 00:15:30,500 - Steve... Can I talk to you just 2 seconds... 192 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:31,542 sorry 193 00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:37,167 It's super good, super glamour, super sensual... 194 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:38,958 but just could you square me a plan 195 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:43,042 cause, i have more options to make it more classical, 196 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,708 more neutral, you see, it's not Aubade... 197 00:15:47,042 --> 00:15:48,500 it's sauerkraut... 198 00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,208 - Sauerkraut, it's what you want? 199 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:53,250 - No, but it's good! 200 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:54,500 - Turn on the radio! 201 00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:58,833 move, come on move! 202 00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:06,417 there... Who's that? 203 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:10,167 - ooh, it's Jeff - hi guys, all is right? 204 00:16:10,167 --> 00:16:12,708 - Be careful, you got a dropping piece of fabric 205 00:16:12,708 --> 00:16:15,208 - Sorry I don't feel like kidding 206 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,292 You're ready for "Starlight"? 207 00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:20,500 - that's it! - that's it, I told you earlier 208 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,542 - No it's me, I told you 209 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:22,583 - Ok ok allright, 210 00:16:22,583 --> 00:16:25,375 I don't want to put pressure on you, 211 00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,292 but currently it's super hot with Madone... 212 00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:30,167 - Yeah, Starlight is yet in linear... 213 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,583 What!? I'll call her back... 214 00:16:32,583 --> 00:16:35,500 You don't seem to realize 215 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,458 tought it's normal... You're artists 216 00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:41,875 but Madone it's 39% of the Ross sales, so... 217 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,917 fuck! I gonna spit on your mug! 218 00:16:43,917 --> 00:16:45,792 I told you, I'll see that later... 219 00:16:45,792 --> 00:16:48,417 Jeff always own the new rubbish gadget 220 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:51,167 for example, his telephone is built in his earphone 221 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,125 the whole stuff permanently linked to his secretary 222 00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:56,083 - this bitch bugs me, here it's my cellphone 223 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:59,375 with that I'm permanently linked to her, so I always know everything 224 00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,500 It's very expensive and it drives mad 225 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:02,542 What I was saying? 226 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,167 It Stinks sauerkraut of shit here, no? 227 00:17:10,292 --> 00:17:13,333 - Jeff, let me introduce you to Sir who produces that sauerkraut. 228 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,000 - oh yes, Jean-pierre Rannu: Jean-fran�ois Marolle, 229 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,667 Jean-fran�ois Marolle: Jean-Pierre Rannu 230 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:20,333 - Sir Rannu, really, I'm deeply sorry, but... 231 00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:24,375 you know, we have so much stress with this job, we need to relax... 232 00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:25,792 - Forget it, that's the floor manager... 233 00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:26,833 - Beat it! 234 00:17:27,292 --> 00:17:29,833 What Jeff doesn't say, that it's the 12th 235 00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:33,625 the 15th he will receive the evaluation report of his work filled by his customer 236 00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:35,375 That's to say by Madone 237 00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,417 a sort of school report notebook for adult 238 00:17:37,417 --> 00:17:40,458 so he freaks out, normal it's meant for it 239 00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:42,000 but it doesn't matter that's cool, 240 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:46,583 moreover at the Ross everything is cool... Even the sauerkraut 241 00:17:46,917 --> 00:17:51,375 the Madone executive would dig to be... cool 242 00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:53,917 not easy to tumble in schizophrenic land 243 00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:57,542 when your name is Jean Christian Gagnant and got initials engraved on your briefcase 244 00:17:57,542 --> 00:18:00,500 for example, to him this morning must have been a nightmare 245 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:08,375 In Madone every product manager wear short-sleeved shirts... 246 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,750 - Have you received my confirmation e-mail? 247 00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:13,125 ...and neckties with little animals on it 248 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:17,125 You have received my confirmation mail? 249 00:18:28,958 --> 00:18:32,083 To a product manager, looking cool is hyper important 250 00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,583 we shall never forget a customer has no ideas 251 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:37,375 and that's why he comes to our advertising company 252 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,583 - that don't fit, fuck, fuck and fuck! 253 00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:43,125 fuuuuuuuck! 254 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:50,708 in those days, giant pictures were put on the walls, 255 00:18:50,708 --> 00:18:53,625 on bus stops, on trucks, on taxis 256 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:57,958 human eye had never been so much solicited since its whole history 257 00:18:57,958 --> 00:19:02,333 between birth and 18 years old, we had calculated that each person 258 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:04,375 had been exposed to an average of 350.000 ads 259 00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:09,500 It had required 2.000 years to come to it 260 00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:22,875 - Gas Parengo - Hello sir 261 00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:26,375 - Charles Nagou, we come for the Starlight meeting 262 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,625 - Allright you have an ID card? 263 00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:28,667 - yes 264 00:19:30,417 --> 00:19:31,583 - thanks 265 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,708 - We leave you the helmets 266 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:39,833 - Here are your badges, 1st floor, Veneziano room 267 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:40,875 - thanks 268 00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,042 - You have some left 269 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,458 Always coming late to meetings, 270 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:53,000 a creative on time is not credible 271 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:58,500 Entering the room, where everybody's waiting for him for 45 minutes, 272 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,875 he should by no means apologise 273 00:20:10,833 --> 00:20:14,625 upon reflexion, it's true this afternoon meeting 274 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:18,375 was even more important than an interview with the head of the state 275 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:21,083 This meeting changed my life 276 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:30,458 I think originally, I wanted to make good around me 277 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,958 It has not been possible, for two reasons 278 00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:38,833 because I've been prevented, and also a bit because I have abdicated 279 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:50,792 - We're passing through a deep crisis in the yoghurt world 280 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,458 you knows only too well, 281 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:56,708 since the mad-cow disease case, yoghurt is world-threaten 282 00:20:56,708 --> 00:21:00,292 in this eroding market, our answer is the "Foodament" 283 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:04,542 the "Foodament" is a food which would also be a medicament 284 00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:08,833 and then, Starlight innovate and focus on a white cheese's new vision 285 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:09,667 the "bodymading" 286 00:21:09,875 --> 00:21:13,792 with Starlight, I eat smart, so I am smart, so Starlight makes me smart 287 00:21:13,792 --> 00:21:14,833 it's when we catch them 288 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:17,792 It's a bit "head to legs" 289 00:21:17,792 --> 00:21:20,750 The Guy that don't laught to Jeff's "no-joke" 290 00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:24,583 is the one to be convinced, Alfred Dul�re, 51 yo, 291 00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,250 scorpio ascendant ram, 292 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:29,125 director of marketing at Madone fresh food division 293 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:34,083 suit: Hugo Boss, perfume: Hugo Boss favorite poet: Hugo Boss 294 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:37,792 Doesn't touch his wife anymore since 1993, vote Republican, 295 00:21:37,792 --> 00:21:41,708 adore karting. At Madone and At Ross he is feared and dread 296 00:21:41,708 --> 00:21:44,083 - Yes, next 297 00:21:44,500 --> 00:21:48,167 - Here why in this perspective... of "bodymading" 298 00:21:48,167 --> 00:21:51,875 Octave and Charly have worked for several weeks 299 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:55,917 I hand over to Octave... 300 00:21:55,917 --> 00:21:58,208 - Sorry, I don't know what happened, 301 00:21:58,208 --> 00:22:01,042 I thought the meeting would take place at the company 302 00:22:02,917 --> 00:22:04,667 You have received my confirmation e-mail? 303 00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:05,917 - Gagnant, sit down 304 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:21,458 - Octave and Charly, we're listening to you 305 00:22:21,458 --> 00:22:29,250 - Right, before begining, I'd like to dedicate this film to Tatiana 306 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:31,667 I've met her in disco, two years ago, in Saint Barth' 307 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:32,708 thanks for her 308 00:22:35,958 --> 00:22:38,208 - Please, a bit of concentration 309 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:41,250 Always begining by lightening the atmosphere with a shitty joke 310 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:44,917 Drug helps you to gain this nonchalance 311 00:22:44,917 --> 00:22:47,917 this needed detachment to survive that kind of meeting 312 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:54,542 We all want to change the world, and in taking part in these meetings 313 00:22:54,542 --> 00:22:56,667 I'm aware of collaborating 314 00:22:56,667 --> 00:23:01,167 being sit down at this table is taking part in deadening people's mind 315 00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:09,083 To succeed, it needed a sacrifice 316 00:23:10,583 --> 00:23:13,292 but I was doubting of being someday able of it 317 00:23:13,625 --> 00:23:15,167 - Octave, you're high 318 00:23:16,958 --> 00:23:18,958 Octave, you're high 319 00:23:20,333 --> 00:23:22,208 - Yes... sorry 320 00:23:24,375 --> 00:23:25,750 - He's on drugs 321 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,292 - A discovery? 322 00:23:27,292 --> 00:23:28,333 - We're on a beach 323 00:23:28,542 --> 00:23:31,917 - Yes, so, heavenly beach, coco palms, turquoise sea, 324 00:23:31,917 --> 00:23:33,292 white sand, the Eden 325 00:23:33,708 --> 00:23:34,750 - Two women, 326 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:35,792 - Two bombs 327 00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:36,833 - Of course 328 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:37,875 are running on the sand 329 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,458 long focal length on the young women 330 00:23:39,458 --> 00:23:40,500 Pamela takes the floor 331 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:46,125 " Infact I consider the exegis of our mastitis are facing criplling hermeneutics 332 00:23:46,167 --> 00:23:47,250 Christina answers 333 00:23:47,250 --> 00:23:51,292 Be carefull, Pamela, You're slowly slipping to an ontological paronomasis 334 00:23:51,292 --> 00:23:54,083 - Not at all, it's just an allegorical solipsism, 335 00:23:54,083 --> 00:23:56,292 nothing to do with it... Just look 336 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:58,500 she bend over the equation 337 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,375 - I have made an equation for you to understand 338 00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:02,250 if we accept the hypothesis X cube root 339 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:05,583 varies according to the infinite - Ah ok 340 00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:06,625 - You just have to subdivide the set 341 00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:07,667 which will tend to the asymptote 342 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,750 exactly, it's good, I've understood! 343 00:24:10,667 --> 00:24:12,417 They leave laughting 344 00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:16,917 Packshot: "Starlight to remain slim except in your head" 345 00:24:27,292 --> 00:24:28,667 - it's good? 346 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:29,708 - Absolutely 347 00:24:31,125 --> 00:24:36,083 - Now I ask a question; Why make humor? 348 00:24:43,042 --> 00:24:45,500 - Yes, infact we though it would be interesting... 349 00:24:46,958 --> 00:24:52,292 - No, no, no, I say: Why make humor? 350 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:55,333 - Because humour make the brand friendly, 351 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:57,375 excellent for the product memorization 352 00:24:57,417 --> 00:24:59,250 customers remember easier, what makes'em laugh 353 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,708 - Day after, people at office recall the joke... at dinners 354 00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:05,917 - No, no, no, why? 355 00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:12,292 - For it, for you, think about comedies that succeed, people going to the cine 356 00:25:13,458 --> 00:25:17,458 They sometimes like to have fun, people... No? 357 00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:22,708 - Yes, except they don't eat the reel after 358 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:40,167 Alfred Dul�re is a big asshole 359 00:25:40,167 --> 00:25:45,167 come on Octave open your mouth, once and for all, and shove off 360 00:25:45,167 --> 00:25:46,833 " listen to me carrefully dumb shit, 361 00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:50,083 when you go to the dentist, you don't tell him how to do 362 00:25:50,083 --> 00:25:51,125 you rely on him 363 00:25:51,125 --> 00:25:54,375 Here it's the same: You rely on us! 364 00:25:58,167 --> 00:25:59,875 - So, you have something else? 365 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:07,958 We're off our rocker, stop to shoot up, guys 366 00:26:10,833 --> 00:26:14,583 Who do we sell the yoghurt to, fuck?! 367 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:16,958 - The housewife 368 00:26:16,958 --> 00:26:19,917 - The housewife, it's what? you need to go out, guys! 369 00:26:21,792 --> 00:26:28,292 the housewife is a tired good fellow, she is in her suburb supermarket 370 00:26:28,292 --> 00:26:29,542 her kids are bitching in the caddie 371 00:26:29,542 --> 00:26:32,250 her hands are full of shit, she's blown-out 372 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:36,333 she has all a bunch of problems, her husband boozes, 373 00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:43,000 She doesn't feel like having an headache with ironic references... nobody knows! 374 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,125 So, before thinking about your 4 friends in Paris you'll make laugh 375 00:26:46,125 --> 00:26:50,208 I'm also a part of, time to time, it makes me laugh your bullshits 376 00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:55,917 Before that, you should ask yourself, "what she wants to see our housewife? 377 00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:59,167 what she wants to hear? what does she want us to tell her?" 378 00:27:00,917 --> 00:27:03,292 there, that's all! that's the question 379 00:27:03,292 --> 00:27:05,625 you should stop lying to yourself, now... 380 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:08,042 - Really nice your view of the world! 381 00:27:12,083 --> 00:27:17,083 - Me, guys, I have 12.000 tons of yoghurt to sell off this year, 382 00:27:18,708 --> 00:27:23,708 so youth: ok sexy: ok 383 00:27:26,542 --> 00:27:27,833 and...? 384 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:30,583 and dream! 385 00:27:31,792 --> 00:27:35,792 What the fuck, we are dreams sellers! 386 00:27:36,958 --> 00:27:40,375 yesterday, I went to see my goddaughter, she had her dance show, 387 00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:42,458 decors were painted by children... 388 00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:47,583 I took off 389 00:27:49,667 --> 00:27:51,292 I took off 390 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:59,458 My proper joint, Charly 391 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:05,458 So, I was wondering, dance, would there be something to find around dance? 392 00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:19,583 yoghurt, lightness, feminity, ... A danser wearing tutu? 393 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,792 no? 394 00:28:23,792 --> 00:28:24,833 - yes 395 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:30,667 - no, no, we will find, we will... huh guys 396 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:34,500 - still with your style, humor, glamour,... 397 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:39,250 Now you know, you know why you're watching ads of shit for some years 398 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,292 It's here, at this moment that everything's tied up 399 00:28:41,292 --> 00:28:45,583 creatives don't lack of ideas, behind every shitty ad there's a good idea 400 00:28:45,750 --> 00:28:50,708 thrown-up in the bin, just because everyone, me included, shit on his pants 401 00:28:50,708 --> 00:28:51,958 - Excuse-me 402 00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:05,875 - You allright? 403 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:08,333 - no, no because I leave the Ross 404 00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:09,375 I leave that pigsty 405 00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:13,208 I stop working, I get the system out, 406 00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:16,333 I stop it all, I piss you off, I despise you all 407 00:29:16,375 --> 00:29:18,458 I give you my card back 408 00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:24,875 of course it's not a resignation it's a layoff, of course 409 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:30,083 you fire me, classic stuff; indemnities, cash, golden parachute 410 00:29:30,125 --> 00:29:31,208 big money, ok!? 411 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:34,167 - What happens to you Octave? 412 00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,833 You've recently changed of drug? 413 00:29:37,292 --> 00:29:38,917 - no, no 414 00:29:38,917 --> 00:29:45,250 - ah, I see, you're writing a script on a guy who drives on depression 415 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:48,667 ok, no it's good but it lakes of some... 416 00:29:50,125 --> 00:29:55,417 no it's funny, you're still funny, but I don't know, the guy... 417 00:29:55,417 --> 00:29:57,333 ...could loose everything, 418 00:30:00,792 --> 00:30:02,917 he could become a shit 419 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,042 think about it 420 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:29,292 Octave I adore you, you know it 421 00:31:40,333 --> 00:31:45,625 YOU 422 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:08,792 Sophie has worked at the Ross for 3 years, 423 00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:12,750 she is a part-time planning manager, Marc hired her 424 00:32:14,917 --> 00:32:16,833 He has always got good taste 425 00:32:20,917 --> 00:32:24,208 No, no don't insist 426 00:32:24,208 --> 00:32:27,083 make love in an elevator with an intern, it's... 427 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:28,125 far too, "adrenalin" to me 428 00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:32,500 even if I feel you're hot as hell 429 00:32:32,500 --> 00:32:34,500 it's out of question! negative! 430 00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:37,125 I got a reputation to preserve, you understand? 431 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:44,167 Here it's more in the mood, dirty parking, shabby lights, 432 00:32:44,167 --> 00:32:45,208 very Mike Lee... 433 00:32:45,208 --> 00:32:46,250 we fancy it at this time 434 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:48,125 piss smell, the real one 435 00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:52,208 What you will do, Sophie? You'll take your lil'scooter in the rain 436 00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:54,750 you'll regain your lil' husband, watch the saturday night show? 437 00:32:54,750 --> 00:32:57,083 That's it, the happiness he offers you... That's it? 438 00:32:58,250 --> 00:33:00,208 - I'm alone and I don't have TV 439 00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:03,167 - ok, wait, wait, I know I am a superficial and arrogant shit 440 00:33:03,167 --> 00:33:04,208 ok I don't deny 441 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,292 But I like you, you understand? 442 00:33:06,292 --> 00:33:09,417 your hair, your eyebrows, your small intestine please me 443 00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:12,417 even your rebuffs please me 444 00:33:12,417 --> 00:33:13,458 - If my rebuffs please you... 445 00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:16,292 - nobody, nobody never please me 446 00:33:18,375 --> 00:33:27,667 I'm sure if you let yourself being kissed, it could be relavely... pleasant 447 00:33:41,833 --> 00:33:46,000 It's really what I thought, you're really a beautiful slut 448 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:04,417 - Wear it, wear it, so I can kiss myself a little 449 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:34,417 Everything's allright, everything's allright! 450 00:34:54,958 --> 00:34:57,708 Hi, it's Sophie, leave me a message, and I may call you back 451 00:34:57,708 --> 00:35:00,292 Since Sophie left you, you turn around your flat, 452 00:35:01,083 --> 00:35:03,167 you no more open your curtain, 453 00:35:03,167 --> 00:35:05,583 You only use one room out of nine 454 00:35:07,458 --> 00:35:11,000 the microwaves rythm your week-ends 455 00:35:12,167 --> 00:35:14,500 you order your ready-meals by phone 456 00:35:15,875 --> 00:35:19,000 since you're living alone, you fuck a lot of video-tapes 457 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,958 you always have pieces of kleenex taped at your fingertips 458 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:30,083 Being without Sophie made you ugly 459 00:35:30,083 --> 00:35:32,167 Not only drugs cause withdrawal 460 00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:35,292 It was easier to have a single retarded behaviour 461 00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:39,458 when you knew Sophie was lovely waiting for you 462 00:35:55,042 --> 00:35:58,500 Since Sophie left you nothing go round 463 00:35:59,417 --> 00:36:00,875 when It was yet? 464 00:36:05,917 --> 00:36:07,750 - it's going allright, thanks a lot! 465 00:36:07,750 --> 00:36:08,792 - stop it... 466 00:36:12,625 --> 00:36:13,875 you've finished to eat? 467 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:24,250 - I can't with it... Like that I can, with my hand 468 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,292 - I see that 469 00:36:25,292 --> 00:36:28,208 - With that, I can't, or otherwise if I sting 470 00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:29,250 you see, if I sting... 471 00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:32,375 - So you've finished now? 472 00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:33,417 - yes 473 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,458 - So, I got a little gift for you 474 00:36:38,458 --> 00:36:39,708 Happy St. Valentine Day 475 00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,417 Ah yeah, it was that day 476 00:36:46,792 --> 00:36:50,208 - you're unfair, plus we said no gifts 477 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,208 - But here, it's a litlle bit more than that 478 00:36:52,208 --> 00:36:54,958 - What, sorry? lot more than that? 479 00:36:54,958 --> 00:36:56,000 - Lot more... 480 00:36:56,292 --> 00:36:58,583 - so, it's a surprise 481 00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:02,750 I open it 482 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,583 It won't blow me in the... 483 00:37:08,667 --> 00:37:09,708 here I go 484 00:37:34,958 --> 00:37:36,833 It smells like pee-pee a bit 485 00:37:47,417 --> 00:37:51,958 - It's a pregnancy test 486 00:37:55,083 --> 00:37:56,208 positive 487 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:07,167 I'm pregnant by you 488 00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:11,458 - Holy cow! It was hard 489 00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:14,333 I spilled all my guts, everything that every man 490 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:17,542 of the world says to their pregnant girl, in those moments 491 00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:09,250 - Sir, Madame Have you finished? 492 00:39:09,292 --> 00:39:11,125 - Yes it's over 493 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:14,125 - You don't want a little dessert? 494 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,917 Sophie never told anyone she was pregnant 495 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:35,958 except to you 496 00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:39,167 Moreover, at the Ross, nobody knew you were together 497 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,292 What is she doing? Who is she phoning to? 498 00:39:43,292 --> 00:39:46,000 Where is she when she's not here? 499 00:39:53,292 --> 00:39:57,667 Marc and Sophie, didn't fit together, but they were well together 500 00:39:58,125 --> 00:40:00,875 Which is lot more rare 501 00:40:02,667 --> 00:40:03,750 They go to a full of stars hotel, 502 00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:06,125 three times per week, at about 14h15 503 00:40:06,208 --> 00:40:09,667 In order to have sex in a clean and a central place 504 00:40:10,458 --> 00:40:12,833 ouch, you're hurt 505 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:26,333 - Guys, fun's over, joke's over, good mood's over, all it's game over 506 00:40:26,333 --> 00:40:29,917 I am not joking here! 507 00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:33,083 Dul�re just phone me, he never talked to me that way! 508 00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:35,500 listen to me! 509 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:37,250 if we don't have a new concrete script 510 00:40:37,292 --> 00:40:39,667 before 14 o'clock, we're all dead! 511 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:42,458 I tell you, in one hour, we're all on the dole! 512 00:40:44,750 --> 00:40:48,000 - It's hardly depressing in here, it looks like 3 Ross' employees... 513 00:40:49,583 --> 00:40:52,292 - President, it so kind to come to see the small workers 514 00:40:52,417 --> 00:40:53,458 - Hi youngsters! 515 00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:57,375 - Tell me, Jeff, we've been phoned by Dul�re: it's not right 516 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,958 - Jean-Fran�ois, what stage are you at with Madone? 517 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,667 - Precisely, we're in the middle of a meeting 518 00:41:01,667 --> 00:41:04,958 we're on a lot more federative concept 519 00:41:04,958 --> 00:41:06,000 we're at that stage 520 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:09,625 - Oh, really, we're at that stage? 521 00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:11,708 - We got your green light, Marc? 522 00:41:24,417 --> 00:41:27,125 - it's swotting? uh? 523 00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:30,708 - it's swotting hard! hey that's good... 524 00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:39,292 - Hey Cuddly is not punchy... 525 00:41:40,375 --> 00:41:43,042 - Stop with it, you idiot, you gonna kill it, 526 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,042 stop doing that, it gonna choke, I tell you 527 00:41:46,042 --> 00:41:48,583 - Hey, we should already be shooting, now! 528 00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:50,250 and your bullshit! 529 00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:52,833 Fuck, we are done now! 530 00:41:52,875 --> 00:41:55,542 We loose Madone, it's direct layoff... 531 00:41:55,542 --> 00:41:58,875 But you don't give a fuck, anyway, you'll always find a job 532 00:41:58,875 --> 00:42:01,083 at least, move your ass for the others! 533 00:42:01,083 --> 00:42:02,542 i don't even talk about me 534 00:42:02,542 --> 00:42:04,500 anyway, I know you despise me, you don't like me, 535 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,458 I'm just a little shitty salesman, that's it? 536 00:42:06,458 --> 00:42:10,125 Think about low wages, small posts, they will pay the price 537 00:42:10,125 --> 00:42:12,000 Jacqueline, at the accountancy, with her handicapped kid 538 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,708 45 yo, you think she will find a job? 539 00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:14,833 She can still dream on! 540 00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:18,000 ...and Momo who clean your shit up every evening, your coke, your porn mags 541 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,042 He also can still dream on! 542 00:42:19,042 --> 00:42:21,917 Be humans, fuck! 543 00:42:21,917 --> 00:42:26,667 of course, it feels weird to him, realising he will shortly be homeless 544 00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:30,375 J.- F. Marolle has been programmed for a streetless existence 545 00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:32,917 He has accepted to be insulted and humiliated, during 15 years, 546 00:42:32,917 --> 00:42:36,667 by his employers and his customers, to be able to borrow money from Bank 547 00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:39,250 in order to acquire a 3 rooms in Levalois-Perret. 548 00:42:39,250 --> 00:42:42,875 - that's fine, come on we go, uh? 549 00:42:43,708 --> 00:42:44,750 - ok 550 00:42:44,750 --> 00:42:46,958 - come on, it's good, stand up 551 00:42:48,167 --> 00:42:52,167 He freaks out so much, he would almost become touching 552 00:42:54,833 --> 00:42:58,625 - So... The last-minute dung, ok? 553 00:42:58,625 --> 00:42:59,875 - absolutely 554 00:42:59,875 --> 00:43:01,458 - The dung... 555 00:43:01,458 --> 00:43:02,500 - A charming woman, 556 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,750 - neither too old, nor too young 557 00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:05,792 - neither blonde nor dark 558 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:06,833 - chestnut? 559 00:43:07,875 --> 00:43:08,583 - dark 560 00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:12,042 - ... Performs small dance steps, wearing a tutu 561 00:43:12,042 --> 00:43:16,000 - ah no, no, no, a Vanna White's little shirt 562 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,042 - I take 563 00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:20,167 She is on a beautiful seaside house's terrace 564 00:43:20,167 --> 00:43:21,208 decorated like in... 565 00:43:21,542 --> 00:43:22,583 - "Friends" 566 00:43:22,583 --> 00:43:24,458 - warm without being flashy 567 00:43:25,917 --> 00:43:27,792 she looks at the camera, she exclaims with a voice... 568 00:43:27,792 --> 00:43:30,792 - suave but authentical... 569 00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:31,833 - I'm pretty isn't it? 570 00:43:32,375 --> 00:43:35,375 no, I'm told I'm pretty... 571 00:43:36,250 --> 00:43:38,458 I'm said to be pretty, 572 00:43:38,458 --> 00:43:39,792 - but I don't ask myself the question 573 00:43:39,792 --> 00:43:42,083 - I'm quite simply myself! 574 00:43:42,083 --> 00:43:46,625 She grabs a Starlight pot she delicately opens 575 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:48,000 - Neither too fast nor to slow, 576 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,958 - before enjoying a spoonfull 577 00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:53,125 - she closes her eyes with pleasure, while enjoying the product 578 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:54,708 - that's good, hu 579 00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:57,917 - in passing, 2 seconds plan, at least... 580 00:43:57,917 --> 00:43:58,958 - minimum, uh... 581 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:01,125 - then, she looks straight to the camera: 582 00:44:01,125 --> 00:44:02,583 "My secret it's... 583 00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:04,167 - Starlight! 584 00:44:06,083 --> 00:44:07,625 scuse me... 585 00:44:07,625 --> 00:44:08,667 - Starlight... 586 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,875 - So there you put the product demo... 587 00:44:11,958 --> 00:44:14,583 with 6 white cheeses, fat-free, with calcium, vitamins, proteins, 588 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:17,708 to be healthy in head and body there's nothing better... 589 00:44:17,750 --> 00:44:18,750 - They will adore... 590 00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:20,958 - She resumes; 591 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,708 Here is my secret, 592 00:44:24,708 --> 00:44:27,542 - but it's no more, since I told you all! 593 00:44:28,542 --> 00:44:29,625 - impish laugh, 594 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:30,583 - not too much... 595 00:44:30,583 --> 00:44:34,167 - packshot, "Starlight to stay slim except head inside " 596 00:44:37,417 --> 00:44:38,833 - It's awesome; 597 00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,292 guys you blew me away! 598 00:44:41,083 --> 00:44:42,583 - it's in your email 599 00:44:42,583 --> 00:44:45,458 - Dul�re gonna shit on his pants, when he'll see this 600 00:44:46,292 --> 00:44:49,542 - You have no self-esteem, I despise you, bite it 601 00:44:49,542 --> 00:44:50,958 - They gonna go mad! 602 00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:52,000 - Run away! 603 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,292 - Uh Charly, we gonna bugger Madone once again... 604 00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:57,417 What?! yeah I'm coming, bitch... 605 00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:00,375 - Go check your emails out 606 00:45:07,625 --> 00:45:12,417 you're idiot, she's dead 607 00:45:35,667 --> 00:45:39,917 - I'm daddy, she's pregnant! 608 00:45:41,625 --> 00:45:44,417 - it's not true! It's working, it's true? 609 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,792 - You never thought being model? 610 00:46:54,792 --> 00:46:55,833 - rather comedian, it's my dream 611 00:46:55,833 --> 00:47:00,000 I do lots of castings, but there are too many girls 612 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,583 I heard I'm too "exotic" 613 00:47:03,083 --> 00:47:06,875 - If someday I hear of stuff, you'd like me to pull the strings for you? 614 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,708 you know, I'm an important person 615 00:47:12,208 --> 00:47:14,292 - I'll make you 10% on your blow jobs 616 00:47:14,292 --> 00:47:19,042 That's true, to a professionnal like Tamara, Octave is a puzzling customer, 617 00:47:19,042 --> 00:47:21,750 he asks her to wear Obsession, a Sophie's perfume 618 00:47:21,750 --> 00:47:22,792 She appeases him 619 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,708 Tamara is the call-girl he doesn't fuck 620 00:47:27,333 --> 00:47:28,917 - Come on 621 00:47:33,458 --> 00:47:37,625 wait wait ola, softly, light, light, cruising, 622 00:47:37,667 --> 00:47:40,583 respect yourself 623 00:47:41,542 --> 00:47:43,583 you got beautiful hair 624 00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:47,125 - that's additions 625 00:47:47,125 --> 00:47:49,667 - You got beautiful eyes 626 00:47:51,208 --> 00:47:53,042 - that's lenses 627 00:47:53,792 --> 00:47:56,125 - You got a beautiful breast 628 00:47:56,125 --> 00:47:58,667 - It's a wonderbra 629 00:48:05,417 --> 00:48:07,000 - You got beautiful legs 630 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,542 - aah, at last a compliment! 631 00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:18,625 - stop! 632 00:48:19,167 --> 00:48:22,292 Why are you whoring? 633 00:48:22,292 --> 00:48:24,458 You're unhappy? 634 00:48:25,542 --> 00:48:27,917 - I'm never unhappy When I do... 635 00:48:30,417 --> 00:48:34,333 - To me it's the opposite, I call you not to be unhappy 636 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,750 it's beautiful 637 00:48:36,750 --> 00:48:39,500 - You think some day we'll make love? 638 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:43,042 - Call me back, Sophie, I regret 639 00:49:05,792 --> 00:49:10,375 Octave it's Jeff, I hope you had my messages on your cellphone, 640 00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:14,667 anyway your voicemail is full, anyway, I wanted to tell you 641 00:49:14,708 --> 00:49:19,292 I made Tamara comes, the actress you told me about 642 00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:23,250 by the way, she is terrific, if you can call me back that would be nice 643 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:26,583 IT'S THE FIRST AND LAST TIME YOU SEE YOUR DAUGHTER. Sophie 644 00:49:26,583 --> 00:49:29,125 It's 18:00, you can pass at the office, 645 00:49:29,125 --> 00:49:31,167 I hope you don't have personnal worries 646 00:49:35,542 --> 00:49:41,125 Octave, It's Jeff again, call me back, I went out to have a run 647 00:49:41,125 --> 00:49:44,458 I pass at the office back, I try to call you on your cellphone 648 00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:51,625 So, Octave, I've called all Paris clubs, you're not under the tables 649 00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:58,583 You would be nice to call me back, I hope you have no worries... 650 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:21,500 - Octave! Fuck! where have you been? 651 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:25,708 Where have you been? You have had my mess...? 652 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:26,750 - Leave me alone! 653 00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:12,000 I'm on a bad 654 00:52:28,875 --> 00:52:33,042 - Darling, Eric Won the match! - I scored 3 goals! 655 00:52:33,042 --> 00:52:35,042 - Eric has won the match! 656 00:52:35,083 --> 00:52:41,583 there honey, A beautiful chocolate bar, filled with good milk moss for your growth 657 00:52:48,833 --> 00:52:50,250 - Hello! 658 00:52:54,417 --> 00:52:58,667 - Have you seen a cute chick passing, here, leaving from here, she was in yellow 659 00:52:58,667 --> 00:53:03,083 - ah, ah, Eric has won the match! - I scored 3 goals! 660 00:53:03,083 --> 00:53:08,875 - Ok, it's over, you can leave, you can stop, all is over, you can go back home, 661 00:53:08,875 --> 00:53:10,500 All here don't exist! 662 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:13,042 Look at yourselves, you match with nothing, 663 00:53:13,042 --> 00:53:15,917 your aspect, your hairdos, your white teeth, everything, 664 00:53:15,917 --> 00:53:19,250 the blotch, here; dirt with clean around, it doesn't exist, 665 00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:21,250 nobody, blotch hiself like that, you understand? 666 00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:23,167 - Eric has won the match! 667 00:53:23,167 --> 00:53:25,375 - Look at your mouthes, you are Danish, 668 00:53:25,375 --> 00:53:26,958 You're overdub 669 00:53:26,958 --> 00:53:32,125 You're not synchro, I am, I've got a micro, you understand? 670 00:53:32,125 --> 00:53:36,292 - Eric has won the match! - I scored 3 goals! 671 00:53:36,292 --> 00:53:38,458 - What match? Fuckin shit! What match? 672 00:53:38,458 --> 00:53:41,208 What sort of match? Foot, tennis, waterpolo? What...? 673 00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:44,542 Numbers of birds in here, it's crazy! 674 00:53:44,542 --> 00:53:45,583 What's your alimentation like? 675 00:53:48,458 --> 00:53:52,000 - A beautiful chocolate bar, filled with good milk moss 676 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:53,042 for your growth 677 00:53:58,375 --> 00:54:00,292 - Could you turn that music off, it's a pain... 678 00:54:01,750 --> 00:54:04,042 - You're walking on crosses, This orange juice is fake, 679 00:54:04,042 --> 00:54:07,042 this plate is glued, look, there's a technician here, look 680 00:54:07,042 --> 00:54:11,958 there are cameras everywhere! look! look, go away... 681 00:54:15,292 --> 00:54:20,292 ah yeah, look! look! 682 00:54:26,417 --> 00:54:28,542 what this rails here?! we'll tumble down! 683 00:54:31,583 --> 00:54:34,292 - Hello girls, - Hello Jeff 684 00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:36,333 Here, at the Ross and Witchcraft, the customer is always right 685 00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:38,042 and the customer is you 686 00:54:38,042 --> 00:54:40,458 St�phanie, give me the call! 687 00:54:40,458 --> 00:54:43,583 Yes, Jean-Christian, how is the little family? 688 00:54:45,083 --> 00:54:47,000 you'll always have the last word 689 00:54:47,542 --> 00:54:51,333 yes, I read your proposition, It's really a great idea! 690 00:54:51,333 --> 00:54:54,083 ah yes, it's terrific, really, good bye! 691 00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:55,875 See you wednesday! 692 00:54:57,208 --> 00:55:00,583 Even if it's not your job, we'll make you feel important 693 00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:03,333 You won't come to us by any chance 694 00:55:04,750 --> 00:55:08,583 the World is a concept and your concept we'll be ours 695 00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:15,333 - It feels good 696 00:55:18,208 --> 00:55:24,792 for my anus, I use RandW, "smell and flavour", thereby, with one touch 697 00:55:24,792 --> 00:55:27,292 I keep my anus and my breath fresh... 698 00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:47,083 - It's charming... relax, try to quiet down, it's gonna be allright 699 00:55:47,083 --> 00:55:48,125 try to appease yourself, 700 00:55:49,542 --> 00:55:53,167 I'm here, I'll be just behind the ambulance... 701 00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:54,958 - He's gonna die! - it's ok, it's ok, 702 00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:56,000 - He's gonna die! - Go away, go away! 703 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,792 - Let him breath! Here we go 704 00:56:02,083 --> 00:56:04,958 - Prepare me some adrenalin, - block, block 705 00:56:07,542 --> 00:56:08,667 - Charge 706 00:56:42,583 --> 00:56:45,000 - We're loosing him 707 00:57:43,417 --> 00:57:45,208 Octave is back from the dead 708 00:58:04,292 --> 00:58:07,000 To him, life without coca�ne is nearly a discover 709 00:58:08,458 --> 00:58:10,875 It's a bit like a life without Tv to others 710 00:58:10,875 --> 00:58:15,458 Everything is slower, and it quickly gets bored 711 00:58:38,208 --> 00:58:42,542 He tells himself, maybe that's the secret that would save the world: 712 00:58:42,542 --> 00:58:45,667 accepting boredom 713 00:58:47,750 --> 00:58:50,875 ...Not easy... 714 00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:14,000 Jeff never hold a grudge towards him for the punch 715 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,417 finally, he's nice Jeff 716 00:59:16,417 --> 00:59:19,375 - He looks fine, uh? - not so much 717 00:59:19,417 --> 00:59:20,042 - yes, he looks fine 718 00:59:20,042 --> 00:59:24,875 Octave and Jeff could die together it would be good for society 719 00:59:24,875 --> 00:59:30,375 - Octave, you're ok? You look really well today 720 00:59:30,375 --> 00:59:31,417 it's a pleasure 721 00:59:34,250 --> 00:59:35,667 - it's a pleasure to see you 722 00:59:40,583 --> 00:59:42,417 I have something to tell you 723 00:59:42,417 --> 00:59:44,458 - well, we'll talk in the car 724 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,875 - I take your bag 725 01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:10,750 - him, the Octave's new friend it's Pyjaman 726 01:00:16,042 --> 01:00:20,625 Marc Maronnier is dead, Octave and the other humans 727 01:00:20,625 --> 01:00:22,667 from the agency were shocked by Marc's Suicide 728 01:00:22,792 --> 01:00:26,417 but to say his gesture surprised them, would be a lie 729 01:00:26,458 --> 01:00:29,000 - I was feeling it comes - I didn't expected it at all 730 01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:34,375 - I expected it, to speak positive things, at Madone they are 100%... 731 01:00:34,375 --> 01:00:37,583 At the agency upon Starlight, everything's going as expected 732 01:00:37,583 --> 01:00:40,542 the train of mediocrity, hasn't run a minute late 733 01:00:40,542 --> 01:00:42,667 rather, It has even got ahead; 734 01:00:42,667 --> 01:00:43,708 page setting of the dung 735 01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:45,958 presenting at Madone 736 01:00:45,958 --> 01:00:47,000 appreciating at 200% 737 01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:49,625 buying of even more broadcasting spaces 738 01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:50,667 congratulating 739 01:00:50,667 --> 01:00:51,708 traiting genius 740 01:00:53,792 --> 01:00:56,375 - Sophie, you have news? 741 01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:01,750 - Precisely, - She went away to Canada, 742 01:01:01,792 --> 01:01:03,167 she has resigned 743 01:01:21,875 --> 01:01:26,042 Marc were fired, at the agency seminary, 744 01:01:26,042 --> 01:01:30,042 on the beach, on sunset he shot a bullet in his head 745 01:01:30,042 --> 01:01:33,625 In advertising, when oneself join up with spacetime's Matrix 746 01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:37,875 there are no articles in the papers, no half-mast posters, 747 01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:38,917 no souvenir show, 748 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:42,250 only remains unsold stock options 749 01:01:42,250 --> 01:01:46,542 when a publicist join up god, he's replaced with an alive publicist 750 01:01:48,375 --> 01:01:50,500 Marc, I'll avenge you 751 01:01:53,750 --> 01:01:55,375 - watch out, it's fragile... 752 01:01:55,375 --> 01:01:56,708 Arriving at the PPM, 753 01:01:56,708 --> 01:02:00,750 PPM it means, in american, Pre production Meeting 754 01:02:00,750 --> 01:02:06,042 It's to say the last meeting where every details are decided before the shooting 755 01:02:06,042 --> 01:02:08,708 the meeting syndrome at the top 756 01:02:08,750 --> 01:02:11,875 the one who's just 34 yo, and who already speaks to herself 757 01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:13,958 it's Fabienne, the tvprod 758 01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:18,667 single under prozac, she always do her best 759 01:02:18,667 --> 01:02:21,875 it's tiring her enormously, but so are we, 760 01:02:25,875 --> 01:02:31,875 - Right, before starting that meeting, I'd like us to have a touched thought 761 01:02:31,875 --> 01:02:36,708 for Marc Maronnier, who left us tragically some days ago 762 01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:43,208 a though for the great professional he was, but above all for the man 763 01:02:49,458 --> 01:02:52,750 concerning the Jean Christian's confirmation mail, shooting list precisions 764 01:02:52,750 --> 01:02:55,167 It was phone contacts for the shooting, everybody agree with it? 765 01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:57,458 - It must be a yoghurt in the life 766 01:03:00,375 --> 01:03:04,542 moreover, the laptop on the table idea for the packshot it's perfect, it's modern 767 01:03:04,542 --> 01:03:10,792 It makes it cash... Giovanni what does he think about it? 768 01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:13,708 - Giovanni M. Dul�re 769 01:03:17,542 --> 01:03:21,917 Him, it's Giovanni Del Toro, he has been chosen cause he is very pro 770 01:03:24,667 --> 01:03:27,000 translate: he lay down face to the agency 771 01:03:28,917 --> 01:03:32,125 - If everybody agree, we can proceed to casting now, Charly... 772 01:03:32,125 --> 01:03:36,667 Now at this moment, Customer must choose the human being 773 01:03:36,667 --> 01:03:39,250 who will better embody his product, it's always a bit sensitive point 774 01:03:40,333 --> 01:03:44,375 - There are our 2 choices for the Starlight woman 775 01:03:44,375 --> 01:03:48,375 Jennifer you can reach at 88-60-90 776 01:03:50,750 --> 01:03:53,333 We love her, she is fresh, she is modern 777 01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:58,625 - What's that mess? what's that black? 778 01:03:58,625 --> 01:04:02,250 Jeff, restrain your guys, cause we're again starting whatever off 779 01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:04,083 scuse me, I'm not racist, but no... 780 01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:07,458 at a pinch, the day we bring a Starlight Chocolate out 781 01:04:07,542 --> 01:04:12,667 why not, but here it's not my fault, if our youghurt is white 782 01:04:12,667 --> 01:04:15,750 Blacks it's too much segmenting 783 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:16,792 - it produces too much anxiety 784 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:20,583 - I'm ok to be open-minded, but there are limits 785 01:04:21,542 --> 01:04:24,417 - So we reach too much africanity, not enought francity, we agree? 786 01:04:24,417 --> 01:04:30,333 - too much africanity, not enought... - africanity not enought francity, 787 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,875 - There, it's better, that's better, 788 01:04:33,875 --> 01:04:37,292 it's even really good, 789 01:04:37,292 --> 01:04:39,292 she is really good that Tarama... 790 01:04:39,333 --> 01:04:41,167 - Tamara - Yes, Trama... 791 01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:46,167 - Superb, she's totally in the brand values 792 01:04:56,542 --> 01:04:59,875 - it's Madone proper picture 793 01:04:59,875 --> 01:05:00,917 it's superb 794 01:05:02,042 --> 01:05:04,500 - it's different? - it's different, 795 01:05:04,542 --> 01:05:07,167 Excuse me, she looks less prostitute than the previous one 796 01:05:07,167 --> 01:05:08,208 - that's right 797 01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:11,167 - it's completely Starlight 798 01:05:11,167 --> 01:05:16,875 - that's no more and no less than Jennifer Lopez, more junior, more trendy 799 01:05:16,875 --> 01:05:19,917 - It wouldn't be still too much africanicity? 800 01:05:22,792 --> 01:05:25,542 - You can brighten her face a little, in post-prod? 801 01:05:25,542 --> 01:05:28,583 - Completely, we'll rework the tone, during the calibration, no problem 802 01:05:28,583 --> 01:05:31,167 - Ok Bingo! That's her 803 01:05:31,167 --> 01:05:32,208 - So, we optionalize it 804 01:05:34,875 --> 01:05:38,917 The meeting lasted 7 hours, 7 hours of jerk-off 805 01:05:38,917 --> 01:05:39,958 with some piece of bravery... 806 01:05:39,958 --> 01:05:41,417 - Gagnant, anything else? 807 01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:42,458 - Eh, yes, important, 808 01:05:45,708 --> 01:05:50,333 - I'd like us to validate the green density of the lawn, now 809 01:05:50,375 --> 01:05:54,042 Well in brief, it's bootlickin' it's titillating, it's nit-picking 810 01:05:54,042 --> 01:05:57,875 it's diddling at night, as usually, 811 01:05:57,917 --> 01:06:02,750 and during hours... - up, up, down, 812 01:06:05,042 --> 01:06:10,625 right, right, up, up, up,... 813 01:06:10,625 --> 01:06:13,458 It looks like if it were nothing, that small meeting, to you, 814 01:06:13,458 --> 01:06:15,583 completely surrealist and entertaining 815 01:06:16,333 --> 01:06:18,125 and yet... 816 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:21,292 - It's not for you, there will be chocolate, after and before 817 01:06:21,292 --> 01:06:23,500 - not a custard tart! - it will be after 818 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:29,125 - Chocolate mousse! - Stop it kids, stop it, 819 01:06:43,083 --> 01:06:45,375 that's enough kids! 820 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:27,667 Pay cheaper, cheaper, it's cheaper for you 821 01:07:48,292 --> 01:07:51,875 - Validated, perfect! 822 01:07:51,875 --> 01:07:55,667 - I think we're totally focused, here - 7 hours meeting, I think we did a good job 823 01:07:55,667 --> 01:08:00,000 - I personally really enjoyed myself, - good, there will be fewer 824 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,167 - really, really good meeting, Corinne, I like a lot your work 825 01:08:02,167 --> 01:08:04,625 - No but my name is Fabienne, - Welcome at the Ross 826 01:08:04,625 --> 01:08:06,125 - I'm working here for 5 years 827 01:08:06,125 --> 01:08:10,167 - Look at this! Octave is already set to go to Miami 828 01:08:10,167 --> 01:08:14,458 He has yet his little bag, bloody Octave! 829 01:09:19,667 --> 01:09:23,625 - Tamara it's really good, honestly, come on spit! 830 01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:25,333 there, softly... 831 01:09:27,833 --> 01:09:29,792 - Still respect yourself... 832 01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:34,500 it's really good, 833 01:09:34,542 --> 01:09:37,208 but just a little bit greedier, please, 834 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:39,875 offer us it, give it to me, greedier, 835 01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:42,208 think about closing your eyes when swallowing, ok? 836 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:43,000 - yes, 837 01:09:43,042 --> 01:09:45,000 - One has to feel the pleasure in your throat 838 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:45,750 come on, act it for me, 839 01:09:45,750 --> 01:09:49,500 right, cloose you eyes while swallowing 840 01:09:49,542 --> 01:09:50,583 you take your time, 841 01:09:50,583 --> 01:09:52,625 that was good what you did in the end 842 01:09:52,667 --> 01:09:55,458 really good, more smiley at the end than at the start 843 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:58,500 that's the product benefit, that make you fresh, happy and blooming, ok? 844 01:09:59,917 --> 01:10:04,292 We're here, we rule, of course you keep, interior, 845 01:10:04,292 --> 01:10:07,917 but you give to the other, you rule, you take, without never... 846 01:10:07,917 --> 01:10:11,750 because otherwise we are... but, rise the product up 847 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:18,000 there, mysterious, that's right look at the product, look at us 848 01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,250 and offer Starlight! 849 01:10:20,250 --> 01:10:23,333 there that's it! we do it again 850 01:10:27,875 --> 01:10:29,083 - it's really... 851 01:11:09,958 --> 01:11:12,375 - It's good? - Huge, nothing to do... 852 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:15,708 don't you think? - superb 853 01:11:20,792 --> 01:11:23,500 It was the last take of the day, 854 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:26,708 and the more important for an ad film; the packshot 855 01:11:28,042 --> 01:11:35,875 hours of lighting, each minor details matters, yoghurt choice, the spoon, 856 01:11:38,917 --> 01:11:41,792 In fact the jerk-off Everest 857 01:11:54,333 --> 01:11:57,042 - Best thing is to do a balled up on Starlight, I think... 858 01:11:57,042 --> 01:11:58,083 - It's really well done! 859 01:11:58,083 --> 01:12:00,542 - All right - No that's shit and you know it, 860 01:12:00,542 --> 01:12:02,500 you see the two fuckers, there? 861 01:12:06,042 --> 01:12:08,083 - I've always known we could count on him 862 01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:10,292 - I want make them cry, after the take, 863 01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:12,417 you hang on the chief cameraman for 10 minutes 864 01:12:12,417 --> 01:12:14,000 we'll shoot our version 865 01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:16,042 a stuff never done before 866 01:12:16,042 --> 01:12:18,208 a commando operation 867 01:12:18,208 --> 01:12:20,625 - With what he put in his turbinate bone, he won't go far... 868 01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:27,167 - It's an artist, it works like that artists, 869 01:12:27,167 --> 01:12:33,750 simple customer, we'll find another one 870 01:12:38,292 --> 01:12:40,917 Octave I wanted to tell you how much you impressed me 871 01:12:40,917 --> 01:12:44,750 Thank you, Octave, thank you for your involvement 872 01:12:44,750 --> 01:12:50,833 I know this script wasn't your favourite... 873 01:12:50,833 --> 01:12:53,792 You played the game as a great professional 874 01:12:53,792 --> 01:12:58,333 Obviously, Alfred Dul�re is a bick prick even abroad 875 01:12:58,333 --> 01:13:01,083 - See you soon, - See you very soon 876 01:13:01,083 --> 01:13:03,500 - So, we've got a plane to take 877 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:05,792 - Yes, didn't you want to salute Tamara? 878 01:13:05,792 --> 01:13:09,917 - oh, yes Tamara... yes, Gagnant! I leave you my house keys 879 01:13:09,917 --> 01:13:10,958 details Diana, details! 880 01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:14,792 - Buddy come see, you're ready? - yes 881 01:13:14,792 --> 01:13:15,833 - You're ready? - Yes 882 01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:21,667 - Wait, wait, They propose us the creative director post 883 01:13:21,667 --> 01:13:25,167 250.000 F per month, plus expense claims, paid apartment, company porsches 884 01:13:25,167 --> 01:13:28,667 company bitches, stock options, well there, coke that's the Everest 885 01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:31,375 - No - But yes, you must say yes! 886 01:13:31,375 --> 01:13:34,250 - No, no, no - Why? 887 01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:38,292 - Because I got more turn-on, more revolutionary 888 01:13:38,333 --> 01:13:40,833 - That's what? - After... 889 01:13:43,250 --> 01:13:45,000 - We shot the pack 890 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,833 no, skip it, this movie is shit 891 01:13:52,958 --> 01:13:56,167 - But it's important, the packshot! - After Fabienne, after 892 01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:07,167 US 893 01:14:10,667 --> 01:14:12,292 Wa have succeeded 894 01:14:12,292 --> 01:14:16,083 Our version was in the can, we were kings, we were the strongest 895 01:14:17,125 --> 01:14:19,833 Here it is, I was cameback 896 01:16:11,458 --> 01:16:17,250 - That's weird, that stuff don't go forth anymore 897 01:17:06,917 --> 01:17:09,208 - Try again 898 01:18:52,125 --> 01:18:55,875 - May I serve you something? Tea, coffee? 899 01:19:01,458 --> 01:19:03,792 Madam, sir, would you like a drink? 900 01:19:07,500 --> 01:19:09,375 I stayed cloistered at home, 901 01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:12,125 crying and systematicly stumbling upon Sophie's answerphone 902 01:19:12,708 --> 01:19:16,083 In the meantime, Charly, that fuckhead, had already answered for us both, 903 01:19:16,083 --> 01:19:18,833 I just had to sign the papers 904 01:19:18,833 --> 01:19:25,292 visually, Creative Director initials, it makes D.C. 905 01:19:25,292 --> 01:19:26,333 Young blood at R.andW. 906 01:19:26,333 --> 01:19:29,083 - ahh, you're no dorks! You could have smiled a bit more, 907 01:19:29,083 --> 01:19:30,542 but you are no dorks! 908 01:19:30,542 --> 01:19:36,333 It's in the whole Ross' Name, I raise my glass to our new two Creative Directors: 909 01:19:36,333 --> 01:19:38,750 Octave and Charly 910 01:19:40,958 --> 01:19:45,083 Yes Stephanie, wait, speak louder... - Come on, 911 01:19:45,083 --> 01:19:46,250 - What the cops!? - have a drink 912 01:19:48,667 --> 01:19:51,833 - Well, ok, let them come up, yeah 913 01:19:53,250 --> 01:19:59,167 Police wants to see you, They're coming up 914 01:20:10,125 --> 01:20:14,208 - Hello, - Hello Octave, Mrs and Mr. Lacase 915 01:20:14,208 --> 01:20:15,917 on the phone, Sophie's parents 916 01:20:15,917 --> 01:20:17,167 - Oh hi, how are you? 917 01:20:17,167 --> 01:20:22,208 - Inspector Parretti, we come for Octave Parengo and Charly 918 01:20:22,208 --> 01:20:24,667 - We heard your messages, on Sophie's mobile phone 919 01:20:24,667 --> 01:20:28,000 and we don't well understand 920 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:30,417 our daughter commited suicide, Octave 921 01:20:30,417 --> 01:20:31,458 - Wanted for murder 922 01:20:34,917 --> 01:20:37,917 - it's because of you, She commited suicide in Senegal 923 01:20:37,917 --> 01:20:41,417 with her friend, Marc, you understand? 924 01:20:41,417 --> 01:20:44,458 She fired a gun's bullet in her face, Octave - I understand 925 01:20:53,042 --> 01:20:55,292 - It's better, I can eventually call you back? 926 01:20:55,292 --> 01:20:57,333 cause I'm here at a meeting now, 927 01:20:57,375 --> 01:21:00,208 I can't really answer you, I call you back on Tuesday 928 01:21:00,250 --> 01:21:04,542 ok? kisses... - Octave you're fired! 929 01:21:04,542 --> 01:21:08,125 - Now it's too late, it had to be done earlier, I'm sorry... 930 01:21:08,125 --> 01:21:10,625 - This boy is a real shit 931 01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:13,792 - what are you doing here? - I quit my life, by myself! 932 01:21:13,792 --> 01:21:15,458 - Get him! he's buggering off! 933 01:21:15,458 --> 01:21:17,625 - Wait, it's ok, it's ok - Get him! 934 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:22,708 - it's allright 935 01:21:27,625 --> 01:21:30,042 - I've an idea, I gonna... 936 01:21:30,667 --> 01:21:32,125 - You stay here! 937 01:22:08,542 --> 01:22:10,125 - It's locked! 938 01:22:26,792 --> 01:22:30,417 - Tamara, Alfred, Alfred Dul�re, 939 01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:33,417 Tell-me, would you fancy a small dinner at the silver tower, 940 01:22:33,417 --> 01:22:37,625 one of these evenings? And I have a little surprise for you 941 01:22:40,792 --> 01:22:42,542 - Put your gun away 942 01:22:45,583 --> 01:22:47,667 - Parengo don't mess up! 943 01:22:50,375 --> 01:22:54,333 Come back Parengo! don't do it, I tell you! 944 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:26,708 Give me your hand, stop that! 945 01:23:57,417 --> 01:24:02,500 everything is temporary: Love, Art, planet Earth 946 01:24:02,500 --> 01:24:04,917 you, me 947 01:24:05,958 --> 01:24:07,333 particulary me. 948 01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:26,583 PROJECTION TEST You're part of a pre-test panel 949 01:24:26,583 --> 01:24:31,000 Option END n�2 950 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:43,583 - Octave, fuck, I am in a mid-bad, enormous... I'm not fine at all 951 01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:49,083 - Yes good evening, do you want champagne? Amuse la bouche? 952 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:51,542 - Thanks madam, 953 01:24:52,792 --> 01:24:55,042 - I didn't come here to croak with you, 954 01:24:55,042 --> 01:24:58,750 There's a little girl waiting for me in Marocco, all I do is for her 955 01:25:00,375 --> 01:25:01,458 - What's that? 956 01:25:01,958 --> 01:25:05,958 - Vomit, you both swallowed this shit together 957 01:25:13,083 --> 01:25:15,333 - You puked on yourselves 958 01:25:27,792 --> 01:25:31,875 - Fuck, Octave, I believed we had killed people 959 01:25:31,875 --> 01:25:35,417 I believed we were pursued by the cops, I was too scared, no joke... 960 01:25:35,417 --> 01:25:38,708 - Me too, - Come here 961 01:25:50,208 --> 01:25:54,417 At this instant, we were beautiful inside but pitiful outside... 962 01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:03,375 - Stop laughing, fuck! 963 01:26:06,583 --> 01:26:10,375 Deep inside us, very deeply, it was a new birth 964 01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:13,750 The universe was offering us a second chance 965 01:26:15,417 --> 01:26:17,292 - Thank you - And there are your baggages... 966 01:26:17,292 --> 01:26:19,250 - No, that's fine, I'll take it, thank you 967 01:26:30,458 --> 01:26:35,625 Dul�re had to be blast, then disapear, very quickly 968 01:26:35,625 --> 01:26:38,583 To help me realeasing the commercial, I connected the AAF guys, 969 01:26:38,583 --> 01:26:43,125 the Anti-Ads Front, a secret activist small group, Charly dug out on internet 970 01:26:43,125 --> 01:26:45,417 - You behave, exactely like them, here... Watch out seb... 971 01:26:45,417 --> 01:26:46,458 - Like them, Why? 972 01:26:46,458 --> 01:26:49,042 - Excuse me to tell you that, but you do verbal marketing here 973 01:26:49,042 --> 01:26:51,500 - Wait, I'm doing verbal marketing?! You know what you're sayin here? 974 01:26:51,500 --> 01:26:54,083 - A terrorist attack should be tried 975 01:26:54,083 --> 01:26:57,833 Like Hud, he had got a good job, at the Channel 1 Ad section 976 01:26:57,833 --> 01:27:00,083 it's him who has broadcasted the film on live... 977 01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:08,792 Here it is, Octave is dead, and so is his car 978 01:27:31,208 --> 01:27:35,792 But I couldn't leave this world, without savouring my victory 979 01:27:46,292 --> 01:27:47,500 - Excuse me president... 980 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:53,583 Yes? Well, ok, of course... 981 01:27:54,583 --> 01:27:57,000 you can turn on the television on first channel? 982 01:27:57,042 --> 01:27:58,333 - My pleasure, mister 983 01:27:58,333 --> 01:28:01,375 - it's good, we're watching - Here it is, thank you, 984 01:28:01,375 --> 01:28:03,458 it will be awesome, director! 985 01:28:08,042 --> 01:28:09,083 We'll rip it up! 986 01:28:09,083 --> 01:28:12,250 Tests are super positives, I think we can say it, 987 01:28:12,292 --> 01:28:18,125 - Yes my dear - Finally, They're friendly, 988 01:28:18,125 --> 01:28:21,500 and we live strong things 989 01:28:28,292 --> 01:28:31,292 - Look my dear, I think it's going to begin 990 01:29:11,167 --> 01:29:14,917 - Sorry; I feel stupid, I'll do it again - Hello, here it's Starlight 991 01:29:14,917 --> 01:29:18,250 a new diet yoghurt, that's strictly without any relevance 992 01:29:20,333 --> 01:29:22,667 So why are we trying to sell it to you? 993 01:29:22,667 --> 01:29:26,708 because we've got goals, we have numbers to make 994 01:29:26,708 --> 01:29:29,208 What did you think? You think we're having fun, here? 995 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,375 - You know how much costs 30 sec of peoples brain 996 01:29:31,375 --> 01:29:33,833 who's watching tv at this hour? 400.000 F 997 01:29:33,833 --> 01:29:36,500 So how do we do? With what do we pay this? 998 01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,292 and our executives, how do we pay them? 999 01:29:38,292 --> 01:29:41,292 Wait, our CEO for example, which salary is nearly closed 1000 01:29:41,292 --> 01:29:43,375 Burkina Faso PIB, eh? 1001 01:29:43,375 --> 01:29:45,083 What do we pay him with? Where do we find the cash? 1002 01:29:45,083 --> 01:29:46,917 And our shareholders? the investors? 1003 01:29:46,917 --> 01:29:49,583 How we do? How we do? How we do? 1004 01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:50,792 - Fuck that's disgusting! 1005 01:29:50,792 --> 01:29:53,917 So now, turn your lil'tv off, take your lil'coin holder, 1006 01:29:53,917 --> 01:29:55,708 and go directly to the supermarket to sell off stocks, 1007 01:29:55,708 --> 01:29:57,833 12.000 tons are to gobble up! 1008 01:30:26,208 --> 01:30:30,833 Madone, buy it, otherwise it won't sell up 1009 01:30:30,833 --> 01:30:33,417 Who is slim in his head? 1010 01:30:53,750 --> 01:30:56,250 - Anyway, we can't say you give your customers shit... 1011 01:31:21,542 --> 01:31:28,875 I was savouring my revolution, I was disappearing... Far 1012 01:31:32,542 --> 01:31:34,167 learn to live differently 1013 01:31:36,708 --> 01:31:39,083 My friend Pyjaman told me about the jungle 1014 01:39:50,375 --> 01:39:55,208 Each year, the world-wide budget 1015 01:39:55,208 --> 01:39:58,125 spent on advertising arise 500 billion dollars. 1016 01:39:58,250 --> 01:40:01,042 An UN study estimate that only 10% of that ammount 1017 01:40:01,083 --> 01:40:06,083 would be necessary to divide by two starvation in the world