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You OK?

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No, not indigestion.

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It was last night's chicken. It had
hunched shoulders. Probably vulture.

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That's better.

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Come along, come along.

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Hey -ho, hey -ho, it's off to the clinic
we go.

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And could the incontinence gang please
use the plastic -covered seats today?

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Got your bottle strapped on, Rodney?

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How do you feel about euthanasia? It's a
bloody good idea, as long as I can pull

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the trigger myself.

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I'm not referring to Harvey. I meant a
general principle.

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There's no such thing as a general
principle when it comes to snuffing your

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fellow man.

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Every case is an individual case.

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All right, then.

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Do you see circumstances in which Murphy
killing would be a valid course of

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action?

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Yes. Yes?

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Yes.

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I'd like a clear answer on this.

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Yes. Y -E -S. The opposite.

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To know. The affirmative. I think it is
a very good idea.

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I see.

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Where are you going?

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To change my room.

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Well, it's obvious, Tom.

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You're in a great deal of pain.

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You've got no hope, your bodily
functions are up the spout, then what is

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with having a good quack pull the plug
on you? You may want to change your mind

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ten minutes later.

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Yes, well, obviously, they'd have to be
built -in safeguards.

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God wouldn't approve.

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What? We are here to be, not to not be.

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I'm sure I've heard something like that
somewhere before.

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Get on with it.

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We have had the divine gift of life
bestowed on us by God. It is not up to

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decide when to give it back.

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Yes, it is.

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According to Christian teachings, we are
given freedom of choice.

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Surely the ultimate freedom of choice is
deciding for yourself when you're going

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to check in to Crokesville. No, it is
wrong.

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Oh, I see.

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Just like that.

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Euthanasia, wrong, forget it. Yep.

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God, it must be wonderful to have a
little handbag so crammed full of moral

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certainties. Love, God, life, death, all
sorted out, all nicely wrapped up, all

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questions answered, put to one side.

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It's called faith.

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It's called bollocks.

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Killing people is wrong.

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Yes, for you may be your belief, but
similarly I should be allowed to make my

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choice according to my belief.

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And what about the executioner? What?
This nice quack, Dr.

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Death, on whom you want to dump all the
responsibility. How's he going to feel?

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Hello, darling. Nice day at the surgery?

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Oh, yes.

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It was my killing day.

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Knee -deep in old stiffs, ran out of bin
bags.

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What's for dinner?

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I'm not going to argue with you. You're
just a blinkered old cart horse clopping

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down a blind alley full of junk.

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I win.

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No, you have not. Oh, yes, I do.
Whenever you drop argument for insult, I

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I've won.

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Argument? You call that wifty, wopty,
gibberish argument?

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I've had better arguments with...

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With dead gerbils. Hello.

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Oh, Jane.

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Hello. How are we today?

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Jane, Diana was just comparing your
intellectual abilities with the less

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members of the hamster family.

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What? Deceived gerbils.

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And how did I do? Dead heat.

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I suppose you think that's funny.

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No, Jane, no, it is tragic, like the
rest of your life.

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Speaking of which, how is old Rhett
Butler Baines?

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Has he managed to stop the sawdust
leaking out of his ears yet?

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Harvey is a changed man.

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He's given up his pursuit of brainless
women.

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Too smart for a man.

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I told him if he wanted to be taken
seriously, he shouldn't go around with

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bimbos who are still trying to cope with
joined -up writing.

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What did you think he appeared to be? A
professional woman.

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Someone whose talents go beyond giggling
and... Wiggling.

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So you're after a professional woman.

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That should send a tremor of panic
through the educated classes.

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I'm sorry, I know I'm a Christian, but
sometimes I get so fed up with these

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harlots, I just want to chop them all up
and dump them in plastic bags on the

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motorway.

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Jenny, Jane, there's steam coming out of
your ears.

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What did you want, Diana?

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I think, my little precious, that you
came unto us, not vice versa.

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Oh, yes.

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How are your bowels?

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Well, Jenny said that at lunchtime you
only had a bowl of milk and magnesia, so

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I thought it might be your old problem.

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I have slight indigestion, that is all.

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You don't want any cement?

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No, I don't.

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Or the other? No.

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Nice and steady, then. Yes.

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Just checking. Yeah, well, don't. All
right. Thank you.

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Regular as well, are we?

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Jenny, I will have to beat you over the
head until your brain's turned to

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yoghurt. Well, you certainly sound quite
normal.

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Was there anything?

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Oh, Basil wanted to know if anyone
wanted to go go -kart racing with him.

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Oh, yes.

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Me and Baz decided to start the Bayview
Dangerous Sports Club.

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You don't think that just living here is
dangerous enough?

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The elderly should try things they
haven't done before.

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Baz and I are going to go bungee jumping
in the summer. What?

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You know, leaping off the Severn Bridge
with an elastic rope round your foot.

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Whee!

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Badoing, badoing, badoing. Jane, ring up
the men in white coats and padded vans.

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Beth and I thought we would start with
go -kart racing. I'm looking forward to

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it. There wasn't any go -karts when I
was young.

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There weren't any wheels when you were
young.

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You're coming, Diana.

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One childhood is quite enough for me,
thank you.

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Now, do take care, Basil.

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Oh, I'm all right, and you steady boss
dog.

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Hurry up, Jane.

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Everybody,

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everybody, listen.

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Listen!

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Now, I really don't approve of this sort
of thing, and I certainly don't want

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any costly accidents.

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So we'll all go at a sensible pace, and
I want you all to stay behind me.

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All right?

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What is it, Diana?

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Anything at all?

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Bugger off.

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This is where they brought me when my
old ticker blew a fuse.

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It's awful in that room.

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She's not in that room, Tom.

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She's having a GCSE.

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It's all my fault.

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Yes. If I hadn't dragged her out, she'd
never have got excited.

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It's all my fault. Of course it's not.

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It's no one's fault.

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Maybe we shouldn't have let her go
there.

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Maybe it's our fault.

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Jane, shut up.

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This could result in an insurance claim.
Would you mind not discussing issues of

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fault in front of witnesses?

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You're talking about our Diana.

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Who has taken out 47 legal actions
against Bayview.

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I know Diana. She won't let incapacity
or death stop her from making my life a

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misery.

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Harvey. Yes, Tom.

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If you don't shut up, I'll snap your
neck like an autumn twig.

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Fine. Thank you.

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Jane, get me a glass of water.

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It's Harvey Baines. How is she?

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I am the doctor, Mr Baines. He is the
nurse.

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Oh, how very, very modern.

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And totally acceptable, of course.

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Is she all right?

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The ECG showed nothing irregular.

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Her heart seems to be all right.
Goodness, you know all about these sort

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things, do you?

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They have them in your country, do they?

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How very well done.

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Thank you.

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I wonder if she would find this
disclaimer form as soon as she comes

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you the husband?

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He doesn't exist.

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Deceased?

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No, he was never born.

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I'm sorry?

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She's never married.

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Plenty of grand passions, of course, but
she used to wear them all out,

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something terrible.

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We could hardly stand up, let alone say
I do.

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Are you the next of kin?

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Next of kin?

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Is there any need of next of kin? It's
just a formality.

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But, you know, you can't be too careful.

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She has a niece.

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I'll call her.

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Fine. We'll be X -raying her later.

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Come back in the morning. Is Diana going
to be all right?

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In the morning. It's rather important,
you see.

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In the morning. She's a one -off, you
know.

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A first edition.

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A collector's item.

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In the morning.

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Bye.

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Wonderful woman. She managed to swear at
me in her sleep.

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We'll talk tomorrow.

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Doctor. Yes.

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You are a real doctor, aren't you?

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I beg your pardon.

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Well, I'm sure your qualifications in
the land of your birth are top draw and

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all that, you know, but I was just
wondering whether they were valid here.

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see, it's for the insurance.

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I was born in Henley -on -Thames and
trained at Guy's Hospital, London.

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Goodness.

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Well, silly moi.

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And furthermore, I find your remarks
extraordinarily offensive, and had I the

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time, I would probably report them to
the appropriate race relations

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authorities.

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Now, is there anything else you wish to
know?

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Um, how about dinner?

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I don't know, Sarah, but they did seem
to want next of kin, so as her niece, I

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suppose that's you.

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All right.

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Right -o.

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See you later.

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God, a moment, please.

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I know that we are just basically
hanging around here until they join you,

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if you don't mind, I'd like to go first.

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This is not a generous gesture on my
part. It's just that I find this place

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incredibly silent and cold without Diana
crashing and cussing about.

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Come along, Tom. We haven't got all day.

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You're being a bit snappy, aren't you?

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Well, I'm furious with that doctor.

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Jezebel. Dusky hussy.

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What's she done?

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I don't know, but Harvey's already been
on to his accountant, asking about the

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tax advantages of marrying a member of
an ethnic minority.

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Come on!

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And when we've got another moment, God,
I'd also like to talk to you about your

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really weird sense of humour.

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Who is it?

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Clark. Gable.

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I'll let him know.

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I'll let him know.

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Come in, you old buzzard.

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What, her old thing?

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How are you? Fine, fine.

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Never felt better.

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Really? Oh, yes. Abso -bleeding -lutely.

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I'll bung those in the sink.

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So. What did they find in the X -ray?

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Nothing. Nothing at all.

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Lungs of a newborn babe.

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Fit as a fiddle. Is that a fact?

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Yep. I may well take up scuba diving.

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So, what was it?

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Doctors, schmockters, what do they know?

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But what did they actually say?

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Oh, uh, you know, wind.

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Wind? Well, something like that. A lot
of mumbo -jumbo, roughly meaning that

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they hadn't got a clue. So, how are you?

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Me? Oh, I'm, uh...

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I'm remembering.

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Remembering something.

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Remembering what?

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The last war. I'm remembering Sergeant
Major Platehead O 'Reilly.

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We used to call him Platehead because he
had a plate in his head.

253
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Very original.

254
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:31,410
What of him?

255
00:15:31,770 --> 00:15:37,450
I flew one of the planes that dropped
our parachute boys on the bridge of

256
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,570
Remargan. Tom, that was Robert Redford
on a bridge too far.

257
00:15:40,910 --> 00:15:43,170
No, but he didn't do it alone, did he?

258
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Get on with it.

259
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,800
I remember the chat that Platehead gave
the lads just before the drop.

260
00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,340
It's all going to be fine, he said.

261
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,560
A doddle.

262
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:55,740
We were home for tea. The huns have all
gone fishing.

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Et cetera, et cetera.

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Good old Platehead.

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And? The thing was, I knew he was lying
through his teeth, for the best possible

266
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:10,500
reasons, of course, but still talking an
awful lot of posh.

267
00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:16,920
I am.

268
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,480
I've got a shadow on my lung.

269
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:34,740
That was a dreadful noise.

270
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:35,980
Yes, I'm sorry.

271
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,760
There.

272
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,140
That's better.

273
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:44,880
It could be all sorts of things, you
know. Come on, Tom, let's not prig

274
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,790
The word we are looking for is cancer.

275
00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:49,130
Is that what they said?

276
00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:52,830
Well, they don't have to do that. I
mean, they just fap around with their

277
00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:57,070
tests, but... Well, what the hell?

278
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:58,810
It happens.

279
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Could have happened 40 years ago.

280
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I'm old.

281
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It's time.

282
00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:04,929
Got to doubt something.

283
00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:07,470
You don't think you're jumping the gun a
bit?

284
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:11,650
No, no, I know. I know what the symptoms
are. Shortness of breath, tightness in

285
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the chest.

286
00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:14,910
Hello, emphysema, goodbye life.

287
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,560
Tom, I want you to get me a large number
of sleeping pills.

288
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,800
Oh, you really are bloody, aren't you?

289
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:24,900
Right up to the line.

290
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:27,359
Forget it.

291
00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:35,680
Tom, I had an uncle once who went this
way.

292
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,080
He was a big man.

293
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,860
Huge spirit and a huge body.

294
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:49,120
When he finally let go, he was like a...
He was like a bloody walnut.

295
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:53,300
All shrivelled away, permanently doped,
no bodily controls.

296
00:17:55,240 --> 00:18:02,220
That... That grand spirit... Just...
Flipping

297
00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:04,800
out out of the door like a whistle of
smoke.

298
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:11,860
Do you love me, Tom?

299
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,080
Yes, Diana.

300
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:14,830
Of course I do.

301
00:18:16,090 --> 00:18:17,470
Then you'll help me.

302
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:24,070
My faith or my love, eh?

303
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,190
Yes.

304
00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:32,810
I'll do whatever you want.

305
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,350
Thank you.

306
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:40,650
Hello, Diana.

307
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:46,130
Oh, sorry to interrupt you, but the
nurse says it's time for your little

308
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:47,130
bronchoscopy.

309
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:50,470
That's all right.

310
00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:54,910
It's all right, Jane.

311
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:57,110
Let the path come in.

312
00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:03,050
Come see my aunt. Thank you, miss.

313
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:13,260
Now, I... Check with Gordon and Teague,
and they say that a resident minority

314
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:17,140
doctor person would be a seriously bad
idea, both image and young and grand

315
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:20,920
wife. Of course, it would be better if
you were from Eastern Europe, but then,

316
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,300
well, you can't have everything.

317
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:28,800
Now, I know that the idea of marriage
is, well, maybe just a little bit too

318
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:34,060
sudden, but I was... OK, fine, great.

319
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:35,980
You want time to think.

320
00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:37,820
I quite understand.

321
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,850
Hello, Sarah.

322
00:19:45,430 --> 00:19:46,630
Come to see your old aunt?

323
00:19:47,450 --> 00:19:48,450
Just as well.

324
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:49,990
She won't be here long.

325
00:19:55,230 --> 00:20:00,070
Sarah! Oh, auntie. Don't call me auntie,
you miserable brat.

326
00:20:01,030 --> 00:20:02,850
Oh, thank goodness you're still here.

327
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:04,250
Why, what have you heard?

328
00:20:04,510 --> 00:20:07,370
Oh, nothing. I saw the idiot Baines
outside. He said you'd be going soon.

329
00:20:07,830 --> 00:20:08,830
Oh, did he?

330
00:20:09,899 --> 00:20:13,240
Yes, nothing, nothing at all. But don't
just stand there like the little math

331
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,840
girl. You know I hate cut flowers.
Bungle in the sink with the others.

332
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:22,960
Well, I haven't seen you for ages.

333
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,020
I must have been avoiding you.

334
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,500
What have you been up to?

335
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,880
Oh, nothing much.

336
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,500
My God, what on earth's that?

337
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:35,300
Well, what do you think?

338
00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:36,840
You've swallowed a basketball.

339
00:20:39,850 --> 00:20:41,830
Well, it's the worst case of wind I've
ever seen.

340
00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:44,530
Diana, I'm pregnant.

341
00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:46,230
Oh, my God, how revolting.

342
00:20:47,510 --> 00:20:50,050
Diana? Well, you knew I hate all those
bodily functions.

343
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,030
You knew I heard you and Tom were quite
in favour of them.

344
00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:55,090
Wash your mouth out.

345
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,690
Now, why didn't you tell me? Oh, I
wanted it to be a surprise.

346
00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:09,310
Oh, it better be. I'm right off men.

347
00:21:09,610 --> 00:21:10,610
You've got a funny way of showing it.

348
00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:14,530
So, where is Mr Dreamboat?

349
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:16,410
He sank.

350
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:20,310
He went out the front door when the VAT
man came in the back.

351
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:22,270
He's in Canada indefinitely.

352
00:21:22,510 --> 00:21:24,030
Marriage shaky. End of story.

353
00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,830
Now, I suppose this is right.

354
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,669
What is?

355
00:21:29,670 --> 00:21:32,430
This timely addition to our somewhat
limited family.

356
00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:34,070
What do you mean?

357
00:21:34,650 --> 00:21:38,670
It's rather like those... There's trees
in Australia whose seeds only germinate

358
00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:40,470
in the intense heat of a bushfire.

359
00:21:41,390 --> 00:21:43,010
Ensures that life goes on.

360
00:21:44,690 --> 00:21:46,030
Diana, what are you saying?

361
00:21:47,770 --> 00:21:50,030
I'm not here for ingrowing toenails.

362
00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:55,070
You want what, Dad?

363
00:21:55,330 --> 00:21:56,770
All Marion's sleeping tablets.

364
00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:58,490
Did you bring a truck?

365
00:21:59,350 --> 00:22:01,610
Well, just about a hundred then or so.

366
00:22:01,990 --> 00:22:02,990
Such of insomnia.

367
00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:04,430
Oh, no, it's not for me.

368
00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:06,130
I want to kill someone.

369
00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:09,490
I thought your aura was looking a bit
livid.

370
00:22:10,010 --> 00:22:11,030
Oh, she's alive.

371
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:12,790
Hello, Marion.

372
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:14,810
Dad, how can I put this?

373
00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:16,490
Killing people is illegal.

374
00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:18,930
That's debatable, Geoffrey.

375
00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:22,470
Well, not really, Dad. I think I can
safely say that killing people is fairly

376
00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:23,670
universally frowned on.

377
00:22:24,250 --> 00:22:25,570
What about euthanasia?

378
00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:27,330
Dad, it's not on, really.

379
00:22:28,030 --> 00:22:29,070
You'd end up in court.

380
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:32,170
And it really wouldn't reflect too well
on us here in a close, would it, Dad?

381
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:36,370
Who does he want to kill?

382
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,730
Diana Trent.

383
00:22:39,490 --> 00:22:40,490
Catch!

384
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,250
So, when is it due?

385
00:22:48,210 --> 00:22:49,210
Five weeks.

386
00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:50,950
I'll try and make it.

387
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:53,990
Nice to see my replacement before I
shove off.

388
00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:57,230
Diana. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. I
shouldn't have mentioned it.

389
00:22:58,690 --> 00:22:59,850
No, you'll be all right.

390
00:23:00,050 --> 00:23:01,810
I've left you everything. See if you
will.

391
00:23:02,650 --> 00:23:06,870
I don't need anything. Well, all right
then, I'll leave it in trust to a thingy

392
00:23:06,870 --> 00:23:07,870
there.

393
00:23:09,490 --> 00:23:10,670
I'm going to call her Diana.

394
00:23:12,730 --> 00:23:18,150
That is... That is so... ployingly
sentimental, I think I'm going to be

395
00:23:19,870 --> 00:23:23,330
I don't suppose old Diana there will be
pleased if it turns out to be a boy?

396
00:23:25,230 --> 00:23:26,330
You're such a break.

397
00:23:26,710 --> 00:23:29,670
Oh, for God's sake, have you stopped
talking like an animated hockey stick?

398
00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:32,090
I'm not here.

399
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:36,879
Dr Avery?

400
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,880
She's not here.

401
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:41,080
If she's looking for me, will you tell
her that I'm with Dave Forbes?

402
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,500
That man is certifiable.

403
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:48,740
I told him I thought he was the most
offensive little worm I'd ever met, and

404
00:23:48,740 --> 00:23:50,720
said, worms are well known for being
good husbands.

405
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:56,060
He's gone to talk to Dave Forbes.

406
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,760
Who's he?

407
00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,400
The Undertaker.

408
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,680
Doctor? Mm -hm?

409
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:04,560
I want some straight answers.

410
00:24:05,050 --> 00:24:06,050
Oh, yes.

411
00:24:06,750 --> 00:24:07,750
How long have I got?

412
00:24:08,190 --> 00:24:09,650
Oh, a few days should do it.

413
00:24:10,550 --> 00:24:11,630
A few days?

414
00:24:12,390 --> 00:24:13,850
Well, sooner if you feel up to it.

415
00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:17,250
I feel up to it?

416
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:20,510
Well, there's no point occupying the bed
longer than is necessary.

417
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:22,250
Oh, God forbid!

418
00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:25,270
You don't muck around these days? Can't
afford to.

419
00:24:25,510 --> 00:24:28,650
Look, I know that to you this is just
another day, another job, but do you

420
00:24:28,650 --> 00:24:30,210
not being so bloody sanguine about it?

421
00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:31,770
Sorry.

422
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,740
We are talking about my imminent demise
here. We are not talking about the

423
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:38,020
arrival of the next boat on a bloody new
boat.

424
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:39,840
No, we're not.

425
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:40,999
Not what?

426
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,240
Where do you get the idea you're dying
from?

427
00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:46,520
I have lung cancer.

428
00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:48,220
Who says?

429
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:52,660
You did. You said I have a shadow on my
lung.

430
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:54,620
I said a spot.

431
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,240
Well, a spot, Shadow, what's the
difference?

432
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,000
There's a huge difference.

433
00:24:58,340 --> 00:25:00,540
Shadow can cover a multitude of things.

434
00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:02,050
Spot, the lesser one.

435
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:06,910
In your case, the spot probably comes
from an old TB lesion and a touch of

436
00:25:06,910 --> 00:25:09,550
pneumonia which the antibiotics will
knock out in no time.

437
00:25:11,350 --> 00:25:13,670
You mean I'm not dying?

438
00:25:14,330 --> 00:25:16,190
No more than I am.

439
00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:18,650
Oh, Christ.

440
00:25:22,350 --> 00:25:23,870
I'll pop back in the morning.

441
00:25:24,330 --> 00:25:28,730
Just a minute. Yes? You stupid, stupid,
callous woman.

442
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,100
I beg your pardon.

443
00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,860
You didn't explain.

444
00:25:33,420 --> 00:25:37,000
You let her think she was dying just
because you didn't explain. She's an

445
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,980
elderly lady and... But what? She
wouldn't understand. She'd get confused

446
00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:44,140
jargon. Look, Ingrid... You'd have
explained it all to me, wouldn't you?

447
00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:46,780
to her. Oh, no. Too much trouble and
probably just a waste of breath.

448
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:49,160
You just can't do that.

449
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:53,640
They're not just old ducks you can pat
on the head, especially not this one.

450
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,820
They're all still cracking along up
here, you know.

451
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:58,560
Thinking...

452
00:26:08,910 --> 00:26:09,910
make mistakes.

453
00:26:10,590 --> 00:26:11,590
We shouldn't.

454
00:26:12,350 --> 00:26:15,470
We don't mean to, but we do.

455
00:26:17,590 --> 00:26:19,030
My apologies, Miss Trent.

456
00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:21,670
Okay.

457
00:26:22,410 --> 00:26:25,290
You've probably worked about 80 hours
this week already.

458
00:26:25,670 --> 00:26:26,589
Near enough.

459
00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:28,950
And I did get a bit carried away.

460
00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:33,790
Well, I'll see you in the morning.

461
00:26:40,909 --> 00:26:42,330
Well, how did I do?

462
00:26:42,690 --> 00:26:43,689
Not bad.

463
00:26:43,690 --> 00:26:45,510
Of course, mind you, I'd have broken her
nose as well.

464
00:26:48,830 --> 00:26:50,690
What do you think the cops are here for?

465
00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:53,570
They've discovered that Basil is a
Colombian cocaine baron.

466
00:26:57,350 --> 00:26:58,570
Diana, stop that.

467
00:26:59,470 --> 00:27:00,890
These are your sleeping pills.

468
00:27:02,890 --> 00:27:04,270
You're insufferable.

469
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:06,630
Sparrows couldn't swallow them anyway.

470
00:27:07,250 --> 00:27:08,490
You have no gratitude.

471
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:12,840
I really don't know how God can tolerate
you at all.

472
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:16,600
Yes, well, he jolly nearly didn't. If
you'd got those to me a day earlier, I'd

473
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,540
probably be banging on the old pearly
gates by now.

474
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,580
And being refused admission, if there
were any justice.

475
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:26,180
Well, anyway, for what it's worth, thank
you.

476
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:28,119
What for?

477
00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,180
For doing what I asked.

478
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,840
But I didn't. But you would have.

479
00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:32,140
No, I wouldn't.

480
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,660
I was just humouring you.

481
00:27:34,340 --> 00:27:36,480
Do you mean you were lying to a dying
person?

482
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:39,770
Well... You will never know, will you?

483
00:27:41,690 --> 00:27:43,210
What about everything else we said?

484
00:27:43,670 --> 00:27:44,670
What was that?

485
00:27:45,230 --> 00:27:47,350
Tom, stop being so bloody English.

486
00:27:48,130 --> 00:27:51,810
I asked you if you loved me, and you
said, of course you did.

487
00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:53,490
Do you take that back as well?

488
00:27:57,830 --> 00:27:59,110
Oh, look, there's Harvey.

489
00:28:00,490 --> 00:28:01,670
Thank you so much.

490
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:03,990
It's just a little misunderstanding.

491
00:28:05,070 --> 00:28:06,190
Nice to see you.

492
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:07,800
Bye -bye for now.

493
00:28:08,700 --> 00:28:10,380
How could she do this to me?

494
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,880
How could she humiliate me so?

495
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:14,220
What is it, Harvey?

496
00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:17,580
What is it, Jane? It's a restraining
order taken out by Dr. Angela Avery

497
00:28:17,580 --> 00:28:19,740
forbidding me to go within five miles of
her.

498
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,200
How could she do it?

499
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,220
Who could put her up to such a thing?

500
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,960
I can't think, Harvey.

501
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,060
I just can't think.

502
00:28:29,100 --> 00:28:30,100
Well?

503
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:34,219
Oh, yes.

504
00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:35,220
I meant that.

505
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,880
I do love you.