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Good morning, Sam.

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How's it going?

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Good. How are you doing?

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Are you sweating?

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Yeah, man. I've been walking like the
last two hours.

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Two hours?

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7 .30 in the morning?

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Uh, better make that three, I guess.

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Wait, what? Why?

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Well, my car broke down a couple weeks
ago. That's why I wasn't at bowling last

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night. I thought you knew about that.
What? So you've been walking for two

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hours? Three.

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Three hours. You've been walking three
hours to work for the last two weeks?

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Mm -hmm.

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Well, why haven't you just asked me for
a ride?

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Well, I'm kind of out of your way. I
mean, I am all the way across town. I

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really don't mind. I'm up at 3 a .m.
sharp every day, just in case.

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Yeah, I forgot.

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Well, maybe you could start picking me
up. How did bowling go, anyway?

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I scored an 85.

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Hmm. That is, uh...

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Well, that's really not good.

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Yeah, I was trying out left -handed.
What's that?

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Oh, you know, it's when you roll the
ball with your left hand. No, no. What?

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What is that?

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Someone's pulling into the park.

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Hmm?

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Nature.

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It's almost charming, isn't it?

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Oh, hey.

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Tank guy. Keep it running.

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Excuse me.

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Can I help you, sir?

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Hi, yeah.

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Ronald, we're going to need you, my man,
to move a few of these vehicles to the

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other side of the lot. Oh, these
vehicles are supposed to be here. You

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gentlemen, unfortunately, actually can't
park here. So sorry. There's a bus

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dropping off students here soon.

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Oh, a bus.

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Yeah,

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we got field trips here all week. We got
about 40 kids that are going to be here

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soon. A field trip? Students?

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Right, right, right.

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That's cute, isn't it? Children are the
future after all, aren't they?

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Well,

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at least that's what they say. I've
never actually interacted with one.

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But seriously, I'm going to need this
whole lot cleared right now.

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Hey, Robert.

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Sam.

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Why don't the two of you guys go unlock
the gates at the east entrance of the

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park? I'll take care of this, okay?

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What's going on here, Melvin?

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Oh, Melvin, you didn't tell your little
nature nerds? Ouch!

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You guys was like, right?

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Well, you see, Alpha's on here,
purchased the park, and they're going to

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solar farm.

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A solar farm? Purchased the park? Can
they even do that?

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And where are they going to build a
solar farm? It's all woodland.

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Turns out they can do it, actually.

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This is the national park, and the
government holds the lease to the park.

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Should I say held?

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Anyhow, they're going to deforest a
portion of the park in order to build

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solar farm. This isn't really the way I
wanted to tell you guys, but

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unfortunately, it also means that your
hours are going to be severely reduced.

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To zero.

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We're losing our job? When were you
going to tell us this?

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It was on my to -do list to tell you. It
was, but you know how to -do lists are.

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If you don't actually do the thing on
the list, it doesn't get done.

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When is all of this happening? How long
do we have?

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One week from today.

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Look, guys, I'm really sorry.

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Excuse me.

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Gentlemen, a million dollars waiting on
a dime.

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Are we gonna move?

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Jason, you guys have any Malort?

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What's that?

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Uh, Malort? No, no, no.

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What is Malort?

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Oh, uh, I don't know. I just heard of
it. You guys got any?

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Uh, no.

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Then, uh, just another beer, please,
Jason.

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All right.

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Lovely, Jason. Thank you.

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Robert, what are you doing here?

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Well, just lost our job. Figured I'd
stop by and see if the bar is hiring.

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Robert, you can't work here.

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Why not?

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What time do you go to bed?

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8 .30 p .m., 9 on weekend.

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I'm here until 2, and I don't get out
until 3 at the earliest.

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In the morning?

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Yeah, in the morning.

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Oh, well, I could change.

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I doubt it.

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Well, I'd need to be trained, of course.

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Okay.

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What the... Oh, that's a small mini...

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It's a tiny cup.

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No.

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There's not enough time in the world,
Robert.

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I'll just have a beer then, please,
Jason.

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Uh, Robert, you don't drink.

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Now seems as good a time as any to
start.

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Thank you.

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So what are you going to do?

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Well, I'm going to finish this beer, and
then I'm going to go to Macy's and blow

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my rent money.

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I love Macy's. No, I mean, for a job.

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Oh, oh, yeah.

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Um, I could see if Macy's is hiring.

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Plus, I'm pretty good with a lawnmower.

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Yeah, you are.

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Well, you shouldn't have too much
trouble finding work. You were the

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person in the Carolinas to earn their
Eagle Scout. What were you, 12?

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11. And I still have the record for the
fastest prime wood derby car, too.

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Yeah? I think.

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Anyway, what are you thinking for work?
I mean, minus being the town's newest

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bartender. I don't know.

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It's weird, Sam.

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All my life, I've felt a little lost.

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Throughout my whole career and my
school, nothing ever really fit.

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Until I found the park.

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This last six years have been the
happiest I've ever been.

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I don't know what to do now that it's
being taken away.

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Guess I'll just have to try my best to
really enjoy this last six days.

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Yeah, I feel you, man.

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I'm gonna miss it, too.

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I don't want to talk to these Alphazon
guys any more than we have to, but

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someone's going to have to train them.
And we'll have to make sure they don't

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start tearing down trees near the
Sasquatch.

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I'm sorry, what was that?

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Oh, yeah.

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Bigfoot? The one that lives in the
woods?

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I was just thinking it's going to be a
whole ordeal with Alphazon coming and

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tearing down parts of the forest.

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I mean, that's his home, you know?

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He's going to wonder what's going on
when trees start coming down, so we

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really steer them clear.

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Look. No.

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No.

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Show me.

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Did you ever

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see the Andy Griffith show?

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Oh, yeah.

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I always figured that would be up your
alley. That's pretty good. I mean, Don

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Knotts. Also Andy Griffiths in it?

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Okay. Wait, what are we doing?

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Oh, that's right, Bigfoot.

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Okay, so the stick gets him to come.

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Well, no, it's really the candy bar that
he wants. The stick just lets him know

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that we're here.

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But really, I just fed him this morning.

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This isn't really part of his normal
routine, so I don't know if he's going

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show up.

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Look, Robert, I get it. We lost our job.
And that sucks. Really, it does.

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But if you're also losing your mind,
man, I don't know what the...

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Hello? Who's out there?

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Oh, uh... Robert?

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Sam? What are you two doing out here?

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Uh, well, I, uh... You were... I was...
My back.

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And then my knees. Oh.

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And... Have you boys been drinking?

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Yes. Yes. No. Yes. I tried.

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Robert?

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You need to go home and get some rest.

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Night,

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Robert. Night.

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And you, you are in no condition to
walk, mister.

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Look, man, you don't know me.

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I can walk for miles.

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These feet are educated. Come on.

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You can sleep on my couch.

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Okay, fine, Melvin, but I'm going to
complain the whole time. I got those

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corn dogs you love.

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No, first of all, I love all corn dogs.

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Every sign.

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And B, just get in the car, mister.

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Okay, okay.

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Ow.

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Come on, Sam.

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Get out.

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Ow. Get in there.

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Stay in there.

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And thirdly, I thought you had a
hatchback, man. When did you get a

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When did you become such a sellout? We
used to be cool, Melvin. We used to be

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cool.

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Now, as we are all very aware, most
wildfires in North Carolina are caused

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Yes. Cruel Mother Nature.

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Of people, actually.

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You want to know what makes me really
sad?

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When boys and girls like you play with
matches.

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You see?

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Even when you blow a match out, it has
the potential to start a

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fire.

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Now see, that's perfectly normal.

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Is it supposed to do that? Okay, it's
not supposed to do that.

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Stay calm.

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It's okay. I got this.

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Robert! Robert! Oh, uh, uh, sorry,
Melvin. I, um, I gotta go. Don't forget

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stop, drop, and roll.

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Robert! What are you doing?

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Robert!

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Fire!

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Sam, what are you doing?

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Thank goodness you're here. I could use
an extra set of hands. An extra set of

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hands? For what?

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Hey, why are you packing up my things?
We're still employed for six more days.

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Robert, we gotta get out of here.

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Get out of here?

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Look, you were right.

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Kind of.

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We've got to save the Sasquatch.

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What?

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Save the Sasquatch? Yeah, the Sasquatch,
the one you showed me last night. We've

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got to get him out of here before Alpha
Don starts tearing down the forest.

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Look, we're here, and we've got to get
Sasquatch here.

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Did you draw this map with barbecue
sauce?

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Yes, Robert, I drew it with barbecue
sauce. In case you forgot, I spent last

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night at Melvin's, and that man had zero
pen. But he has an upsetting amount of

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barbecue sauce.

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For the mini corn dogs. Yes, for the
mini corn dogs. And in case you were

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to ask, they're delicious.

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But that's not the point. Look, I've
been doing a lot of research. And we

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to take the Sasquatch to Olympic
National Park.

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The state of Washington has more
Sasquatch sightings per year than any

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state. And sure, most of those are, you
know, probably crazy people.

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But ours is real. So who's to say there
isn't another one out there? And even if

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there isn't, then he's still got
hundreds of miles of uninterrupted

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where he can live and not be in fear of
Alphazon tearing down the forest.

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Because if they do that, Robert, they're
going to capture him. They're going to

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shackle him. They'll put him on a boat.
They'll take him to New York. They're

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going to put him on a stage. They'll
charge people for tickets. He's going to

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fall in love with a beautiful blonde.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

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Are you just describing the 1933
cinematic masterpiece King Kong?

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Yes, Robert, because that's exactly the
situation we're dealing with.

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Whoa.

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Well, he is an animal in danger.

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Mm -hmm.

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And we are still technically park
rangers for six more days. And as park

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rangers, it is our duty to protect...
Protect and serve all species of

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especially those that are endangered or
threatened. Exactly, Robert. Now go get

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the rest of your stuff. Now, whoa, whoa,
whoa, wait. Just because I feed him

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once a week doesn't mean he's gonna get
in my van and travel with us across the

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country. Don't worry about it.

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I took care of it.

247
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:59,660
How did... What did... Did you do the
stick thing? Yeah, I did the stick

248
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:01,460
I did the candy bar thing. Look, enough
with the questions.

249
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,380
We just gotta get out of here before
Melvin puts out that fire.

250
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,560
It's okay, kids.

251
00:16:06,780 --> 00:16:08,340
I got this. I'll take care of it.

252
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:10,860
Stop screaming, please. Stop screaming.

253
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:12,580
Robert!

254
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:17,940
Oh, I should probably help him. Robert,
he's an animal in distress.

255
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,500
All right.

256
00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:22,440
Saddle up, big boy.

257
00:16:24,780 --> 00:16:26,420
It's okay, kid. It's okay.

258
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:29,780
Stop screaming, please. Stop screaming,
please.

259
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,160
Robert!

260
00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:39,480
Huh.

261
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,600
What?

262
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:44,100
I've never left work early.

263
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:48,250
Well, we're not really leaving work
early. Just think of it as remote work.

264
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:52,090
We're traveling across the country,
working, all while saving this poor

265
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,090
creature's life.

266
00:16:53,690 --> 00:16:55,430
I mean, look at him.

267
00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:00,690
Yeah. What's his name, anyways?

268
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:02,070
His name?

269
00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:05,930
He doesn't have a name. Okay, yeah,
sure, but, like, what do you call him?

270
00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:10,000
I don't call him anything, Sam. He's not
my pet.

271
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,560
He's a creature of the park, and in case
you're wondering, I don't have a name

272
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,000
for the birds and foxes either.

273
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,980
Okay, but do you have this whole ritual
where you feed the birds and foxes of

274
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:22,760
the park in secret every day? No.
Besides, he's not in the park anymore.

275
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,720
We've got to call him something. It's
not like we can just point at things and

276
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,540
say, here, Bigfoot, drink the water.

277
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:34,960
That may have been my fault. May have
been.

278
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:37,020
That was definitely your fault.

279
00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:40,880
Yeah. But you do have a point. He does
need a name.

280
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,400
Do you have any suggestions?

281
00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,240
How about Squatch? First off, that's not
a name.

282
00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:52,380
Secondly, he is a miracle of magnificent
and proud Sasquatch. Calling him

283
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,820
Squatch would be an insult, and I won't
stand for it.

284
00:17:55,100 --> 00:17:59,820
Okay. Ooh, how about Kevin? We are not
calling him Kevin.

285
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,900
Aw, come on. Kevin's a great name.

286
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:09,510
Did he just... Yep, he just undid his
seatbelt. He's going to have to put that

287
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:10,289
back on.

288
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:13,550
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, buddy, you want
to put that back on for me?

289
00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:21,210
You're going to have to help him. Yeah,
yeah, I got it, I got it. Hey!

290
00:18:23,890 --> 00:18:24,890
Oh,

291
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:29,170
so now you're both unfuckled? My arms
aren't long enough. I couldn't reach.

292
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:44,450
Did you get it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got
it. Just, um, we have a little bit of a

293
00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:47,450
problem. What? We are being pulled over.
What?

294
00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:52,070
Just keep your cool and everything's
going to be okay. Keep my cool? I've

295
00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:56,030
been pulled over before. I knew this was
a bad idea.

296
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:08,390
All right,

297
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:09,430
fellas.

298
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,060
License and proof of insurance.

299
00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:20,720
Do

300
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:28,940
you

301
00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:30,640
boys have any idea why I pulled you
over?

302
00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:33,480
Is it because we have a Sasquatch in the
car?

303
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,180
Robert.

304
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,860
You got a tail light out.

305
00:19:39,530 --> 00:19:43,490
But man, that is the coolest Sasquatch
costume I have ever seen.

306
00:19:44,530 --> 00:19:46,330
Yes, a costume.

307
00:19:46,570 --> 00:19:47,970
It is a costume.

308
00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:49,350
Isn't that right, Robert?

309
00:19:49,630 --> 00:19:51,530
Huh? Oh, yeah, um, costume.

310
00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:58,050
Are you sure I have a taillight out? I
keep pretty up to date on my taillights,

311
00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:00,330
so this would have had to just happen.

312
00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:03,070
Listen, boys, forget about the
taillight.

313
00:20:04,550 --> 00:20:06,990
My son has a birthday party in about an
hour.

314
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,200
He is the biggest Sasquatch fan on
Earth.

315
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,280
You got to come with me to the party.

316
00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:13,920
I'll forget about the ticket.

317
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,960
I don't know.

318
00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:19,080
You see, this isn't really part of our
travel plans.

319
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,060
We're trying to get to Tacoma.

320
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,280
Travel plans?

321
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:26,760
Robert, what are you talking about? This
is the plan. He gives us a ticket. This

322
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,500
whole trip is over before it's even
started.

323
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,120
For the love of God.

324
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,060
What's wrong with you, boy?

325
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:39,600
I just find it... So hard to believe
that I have a taillight out. I'm

326
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:42,060
baffled. Forget about the taillight.

327
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,560
You come with me, there's no ticket.

328
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:46,560
Listen.

329
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:48,660
I'm serious.

330
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:53,460
If I... If I show up with a Sasquatch, I
might be dad of the year.

331
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,760
Hell, I might even be husband of the
year.

332
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,300
Seriously.

333
00:20:58,460 --> 00:20:59,460
Come on.

334
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,020
What's the address?

335
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,660
Listen, I'm sorry. Seriously, Kip?

336
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:30,000
Bigfoot? Baby, I thought it was a
Bigfoot -themed party. No. Just, just

337
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,280
Peter, your dad's kind of a loser.

338
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,760
Yes.

339
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,640
I think we should leave.

340
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:41,140
Yup.

341
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,340
Now that was a total disaster.

342
00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:48,820
What are you talking about?

343
00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:53,130
We got all this free food, plus that cop
didn't give us a ticket. I'd say that's

344
00:21:53,130 --> 00:21:54,130
a win.

345
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:58,710
Sam, look at him.

346
00:22:00,370 --> 00:22:04,850
What? If we're really going to do this,
he's going to need a disguise.

347
00:22:07,050 --> 00:22:10,970
Yeah, I guess he does stand out a bit,
doesn't he?

348
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:23,920
Okay, here's the plan. I'm going to go
in first, you're going to count to

349
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,980
exactly 120, and then you're going to
come in. Got it?

350
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,480
Got it.

351
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:32,660
One, two, three, four.

352
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,259
Robert! What?

353
00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:35,260
How's that four seconds?

354
00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:38,420
Don't start counting until I get inside,
okay?

355
00:22:39,420 --> 00:22:40,420
Okay.

356
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:05,880
Well, come on.

357
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:06,900
Put them on.

358
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,460
Obviously, we're going to have to help
him out. Well, that's ridiculous.

359
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:17,620
How's that ridiculous, Robert? He's
never put on pants before. How's he

360
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:20,240
to know how to put on pants? I don't
know, Sam. I feel like I've just always

361
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:21,360
known how to put on pants.

362
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,140
You know, other than hats, they're the
most intuitive piece of clothing there

363
00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:29,040
is. You just put them on one leg at a
time. You start with the left. I know

364
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,200
to put on pants, Robert. I'm wearing
pants right now.

365
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:34,360
How's he supposed to know how to put on
pants? He's never put on pants before.

366
00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:36,960
This may be the second time in his life
he's ever seen a pair of pants.

367
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:39,280
Who knows what's going through his mind
right now. Oh, look.

368
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,439
Oh, my gosh.

369
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:43,440
He's doing it.

370
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:44,659
Come on.

371
00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:45,800
Start with the left leg.

372
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,260
Incredible.

373
00:24:04,950 --> 00:24:06,770
No, no, no.

374
00:24:12,810 --> 00:24:13,810
No,

375
00:24:25,790 --> 00:24:26,790
absolutely not.

376
00:24:30,530 --> 00:24:31,730
But still no, right?

377
00:24:32,090 --> 00:24:33,090
Yeah.

378
00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:44,690
Hey,

379
00:24:51,890 --> 00:24:52,890
what's going on? Stop.

380
00:24:54,110 --> 00:24:55,790
Robert, what's the date today?

381
00:24:56,470 --> 00:24:58,570
It's May 8th. Why?

382
00:24:59,250 --> 00:25:01,130
May 8th, 2026.

383
00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,560
The fifth greatest day of my life.

384
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,880
It's perfect.

385
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:13,080
I... I don't get it. Robert, this is a
mint condition Ohio art company etch -a

386
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:16,620
-sketch. You think I could just pass
this thing up? You can etch a sketch,

387
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,300
Robert. Okay.

388
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:21,080
So what do you think?

389
00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:22,380
What do I think?

390
00:25:23,020 --> 00:25:26,700
I think the absolute elation and
unbridled joy I'm feeling in this very

391
00:25:26,700 --> 00:25:29,820
is no less than a parent feels the very
first time they hold their child. I

392
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:30,900
think this...

393
00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:33,550
It might be the greatest place on earth.

394
00:25:33,750 --> 00:25:36,670
I think I'm going to cry. I don't care
what it costs. I don't care what you

395
00:25:36,670 --> 00:25:37,670
think. I'm getting it.

396
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,410
No, I mean about his outfit.

397
00:26:16,250 --> 00:26:17,430
Bulb was loose.

398
00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:25,330
Hello,

399
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:32,790
officer. Is there something I can help
you with?

400
00:26:33,110 --> 00:26:34,990
Yeah, does a Robert Fulton work here?

401
00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:39,850
Does he work here? This is practically
his second home. He's my most reliable

402
00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:40,850
employee.

403
00:26:42,830 --> 00:26:43,950
Where did you get this?

404
00:26:44,150 --> 00:26:45,150
Is he okay?

405
00:26:45,410 --> 00:26:48,940
Yeah. I just pulled him over earlier. He
probably just left it at the barbecue.

406
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:50,600
Pulled over?

407
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:52,600
Barbecue?

408
00:26:53,260 --> 00:26:55,040
That sounds very unlike Robert.

409
00:26:55,860 --> 00:27:00,440
Though, he did leave work early, and I
haven't seen him all day.

410
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:04,260
When, um, when was this?

411
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,240
Just about two hours ago.

412
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,160
It was with some short guy.

413
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:11,460
And another man in an amazing Sasquatch
costume.

414
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:13,700
Short guy?

415
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,340
Sam?

416
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,360
Sasquatch costume?

417
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:21,480
Are you sure this is who you saw?

418
00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:24,380
Yes, sir. Pulled him over for a bomb
taillight.

419
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,200
He was really shaken up about it.

420
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,920
I mean, literally shaken.

421
00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:30,500
Well, that does sound like Robert.

422
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,440
Chip, there's another fight going on at
the bowling alley.

423
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,400
Copy that.

424
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:39,000
I gotta be taking off. Wait, did they
say where they were going?

425
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:40,880
Tacoma.

426
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,600
Tacoma? Yeah.

427
00:27:46,310 --> 00:27:47,310
Wait.

428
00:27:48,410 --> 00:27:50,190
Did I have my gun with me when I came
up?

429
00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,230
I don't know, but guns aren't allowed in
the park.

430
00:27:55,510 --> 00:27:56,510
They are for me.

431
00:27:57,730 --> 00:27:58,790
I should be heading out.

432
00:28:13,490 --> 00:28:14,490
Mama!

433
00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:17,740
I'm just calling to tell you I'm not
going to be home for dinner tonight.

434
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,400
But Rusty, it's back in cheese night.

435
00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,840
I know, but I'm going to Washington.

436
00:28:23,340 --> 00:28:26,200
Washington? I'm going to find Bigfoot.

437
00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:29,080
Rusty, get your butt home.

438
00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:30,920
You're just driving my car.

439
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,520
Yeah!

440
00:28:57,710 --> 00:28:58,710
I love it here.

441
00:28:58,970 --> 00:29:01,530
Tennessee? No, Cracker Barrel.

442
00:29:01,910 --> 00:29:03,510
I love Cracker Barrel.

443
00:29:04,130 --> 00:29:06,050
Thought you said you'd never been here
before.

444
00:29:06,430 --> 00:29:08,790
Oh, I haven't. This is my first time.

445
00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:12,750
Haven't even gone inside. I don't need
to.

446
00:29:14,550 --> 00:29:16,930
Hey, uh, where's my guitar?

447
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:22,340
Oh, uh, do you remember how, when you
asked me how I got Squatch in the van, I

448
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:25,900
said I did the stick thing? Yeah. Well,
I tried the stick thing, and I tried the

449
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:29,080
candy bar thing, and that wasn't really
working, so I used your guitar.

450
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,700
Okay, but where is it? I don't see it.

451
00:30:07,790 --> 00:30:11,630
Let's just say I owe you a guitar. That
was my grandpa's guitar. He gave it to

452
00:30:11,630 --> 00:30:12,890
me for my 10th birthday.

453
00:30:13,410 --> 00:30:14,410
Where is he?

454
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:15,750
He's dead.

455
00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:16,929
What? No.

456
00:30:16,930 --> 00:30:17,930
Squatch, where'd he go?

457
00:30:23,350 --> 00:30:24,530
I hear splashing.

458
00:30:27,710 --> 00:30:28,710
Well, look.

459
00:30:28,770 --> 00:30:30,350
He caught us a delicious bath.

460
00:30:30,650 --> 00:30:32,190
I don't think that's for us.

461
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:36,090
Sam, how much do you think he weighs?

462
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:39,110
Um, I don't know.

463
00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:41,050
200 pounds?

464
00:30:41,530 --> 00:30:42,550
200 pounds?

465
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:45,310
You really think he only weighs 200
pounds?

466
00:30:45,650 --> 00:30:49,210
Well, I don't know, Robert. You can't
really tell where the fur ends and the

467
00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:53,830
body begins. A creature his size would
need a minimum of 8 ,000 calories per

468
00:30:53,830 --> 00:30:54,830
day. 250.

469
00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:57,410
We're going to need a lot more food.

470
00:30:57,730 --> 00:31:01,910
Well, luckily for him, we happen to be
spending the night outside of the most

471
00:31:01,910 --> 00:31:03,430
magical place on Earth.

472
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,420
Now that was incredible.

473
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:20,620
And the gift shop? You didn't tell me
they had a gift shop. I completely

474
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:23,740
Haven't been here since my Eagle Scout
ceremony.

475
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,460
I didn't go to my Eagle Scout ceremony.

476
00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:27,699
Why not?

477
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:28,720
It's past my bedtime.

478
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,920
Oh, yeah.

479
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:33,600
Bummer.

480
00:31:49,390 --> 00:31:51,470
Did he just throw his trash away?

481
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,770
Yeah. Did you teach him that?

482
00:31:54,170 --> 00:31:55,170
No.

483
00:31:56,470 --> 00:31:57,470
He's learning.

484
00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:03,590
What time is it?

485
00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:06,450
It is 10 .03.

486
00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:09,030
I'm going to go to bed.

487
00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:10,370
And you should, too.

488
00:32:10,690 --> 00:32:12,690
Got a long day of driving tomorrow.

489
00:32:13,030 --> 00:32:16,090
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just going to take
this in a little bit longer.

490
00:32:16,590 --> 00:32:17,569
Good night.

491
00:32:17,570 --> 00:32:18,570
Night.

492
00:33:19,690 --> 00:33:20,890
I'm going to find Bigfoot.

493
00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:23,570
I'm going to find Bigfoot.

494
00:33:24,010 --> 00:33:25,010
Hey!

495
00:33:27,530 --> 00:33:28,630
What are you doing, man?

496
00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:30,610
I'm going to find Bigfoot.

497
00:33:31,350 --> 00:33:35,550
Look, man, I can't have you in my
parking lot licking mud off the ground.

498
00:33:35,550 --> 00:33:37,070
going to scare the customers.

499
00:33:38,010 --> 00:33:39,010
No worries, man.

500
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:40,530
I was just leaving anyway.

501
00:33:59,490 --> 00:34:02,930
Sam, can you check over here for my
phone?

502
00:34:03,450 --> 00:34:04,710
Uh, yeah, yeah.

503
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:10,070
Um... Uh, I am not seeing it anywhere,
man.

504
00:34:10,290 --> 00:34:11,989
Uh, where do you remember having it
last?

505
00:34:12,310 --> 00:34:13,530
I'm trying to think.

506
00:34:14,050 --> 00:34:15,050
Oh, shoot.

507
00:34:15,489 --> 00:34:20,090
What? I had my ID in my phone when we
got pulled over yesterday.

508
00:34:20,489 --> 00:34:25,170
I handed it to the officer because I had
my insurance on it. I don't think he

509
00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:26,170
ever gave it back.

510
00:34:27,139 --> 00:34:29,139
Well, at least you have your debit card.

511
00:34:29,420 --> 00:34:32,300
Yeah, but I really shouldn't be driving
without my license.

512
00:34:32,659 --> 00:34:35,560
What did you, uh, what did you need your
phone for anyway? Did you need to make

513
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,179
a call? I mean, you could use mine.

514
00:34:37,540 --> 00:34:38,920
I was going to feed my fish.

515
00:34:41,659 --> 00:34:44,040
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did you just say
feed your fish?

516
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,280
Oh, yeah.

517
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:51,000
About a week ago, I fully automated my
fish feeding, uh, process.

518
00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:54,739
Didn't know it was coming so handy.
Here, get your phone out.

519
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,600
Okay.

520
00:34:58,380 --> 00:34:59,560
Dial this number.

521
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,120
For security purposes, please press 11.

522
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,260
Um, 11?

523
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:10,880
Just press 1 twice.

524
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:13,980
Well, duh, but why not just have it say
press 1?

525
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:20,040
It's for security purposes, Sam. I can't
have robots hack this and compromise

526
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,880
the process.

527
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,040
Complete.

528
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:07,520
Feeding complete.

529
00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:09,840
There, he's fed.

530
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:22,800
I don't know what I'm gonna get.

531
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:24,980
Yeah, me either.

532
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:30,320
Hi, yeah, I'll take four foot -long
chili cheese coneys, two orders of

533
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,880
and tots with the signature sauce, one
onion ring, and three large cherry

534
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:34,880
limeades.

535
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,240
That sounded good.

536
00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:37,580
Mm -hmm. Yeah.

537
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,940
Welcome to Sonic. My name is Jody. What
can I get for you today?

538
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,480
Hi. Yeah.

539
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:51,860
Um, I would actually like to order, uh,
the same thing as the person in the

540
00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:52,860
stall to my right.

541
00:36:53,260 --> 00:36:54,600
You want exactly what they're getting?

542
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:55,799
Uh, yeah.

543
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:59,680
And, um, it was the, uh, foot -long
chili cheese. You want four foot -long

544
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,980
cheese coneys, two orders of fries,
tossed with a signature sauce, one onion

545
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:04,240
ring, and three large charlotte maids.

546
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,020
Yeah. Oh, and can I also add one him and
she's... You don't want what the other

547
00:37:09,020 --> 00:37:09,819
car is having.

548
00:37:09,820 --> 00:37:13,640
A second ago you said you wanted the
exact same order as the person next to

549
00:37:13,740 --> 00:37:17,060
Listen, Jody, it's been a really long
couple of days.

550
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,920
And while I personally am loving the
semantics lesson you were being so kind

551
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:26,640
do upon us, I'd love it even more if you
would just be cool and let us add to

552
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:27,640
the order.

553
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:29,440
Sorry, go ahead.

554
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:34,680
Thanks. Uh, yeah, uh, I'll add one ham
and cheese. Oh, actually, uh, make that

555
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,080
three grilled ham and cheese sandwiches.

556
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,440
That'll be $48 .67. We'll have that
right out.

557
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:49,460
I remember my first onion ring.

558
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:55,920
Wow, she really meant right out, huh?

559
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,640
Yeah.

560
00:38:00,710 --> 00:38:01,710
He must be new.

561
00:38:03,530 --> 00:38:09,910
No, Robert, check on him. Oh, uh, are
you okay, sir? Oh, my elbow.

562
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:17,390
Did you just hit him again? I didn't hit
him the first time.

563
00:38:17,790 --> 00:38:21,630
But, yes, I did hit him the second time.
Oh, Robert.

564
00:38:22,370 --> 00:38:24,290
I am so sorry.

565
00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:29,830
Please help me, sir.

566
00:38:31,029 --> 00:38:32,710
Can you call my parents? No.

567
00:38:33,290 --> 00:38:34,290
Robert.

568
00:38:34,910 --> 00:38:37,250
Welcome to Sonic. My name is Jody. What
can I get for you today?

569
00:38:38,150 --> 00:38:39,150
Hi. Yeah.

570
00:38:39,970 --> 00:38:40,970
Me again.

571
00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:11,610
Robert, what do you need?

572
00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:13,010
Take the wheel.

573
00:39:14,390 --> 00:39:15,830
My God, Robert.

574
00:39:22,010 --> 00:39:23,010
Ten and two.

575
00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:27,490
What? Put your hands in the ten and two
position.

576
00:39:27,690 --> 00:39:30,910
You know, actually, Robert, newer
studies have found that nine and three

577
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:34,210
optimal placement for hands while
driving. Not just for improved accuracy

578
00:39:34,210 --> 00:39:37,630
dexterity, but also to help prevent
injury in the case of an automobile

579
00:39:37,630 --> 00:39:39,330
accident. Really?

580
00:39:39,570 --> 00:39:40,439
Mm -hmm.

581
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:41,540
I had not heard that.

582
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,800
I'm surprised I usually keep up on all
the safety protocols.

583
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,058
You know what?

584
00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,080
Don't beat yourself up.

585
00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:51,880
You've got a lot going on, but with your
robot fish feeding... Process.

586
00:39:52,180 --> 00:39:56,560
Process, and the whole park closing and
all, and the whole Sasquatch thing, and,

587
00:39:56,580 --> 00:39:59,320
you know, you've just got a lot on your
plate right now. Who knows, in a year or

588
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,320
two... Right,

589
00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:01,980
right.

590
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:04,160
Sorry, sorry.

591
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:06,160
My bad, man.

592
00:40:08,180 --> 00:40:09,180
Sorry.

593
00:40:27,820 --> 00:40:28,920
He's an artist.

594
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:19,440
I won't hang.

595
00:41:20,340 --> 00:41:21,800
Isn't it magnificent?

596
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:34,280
Well... You better do what you want

597
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,600
before I'm gone.

598
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,440
You look a mess.

599
00:41:40,940 --> 00:41:42,520
I take the blame.

600
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:47,600
You gave me all and I gave you the same.

601
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:51,580
I got some plans.

602
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,600
That is the truth.

603
00:41:55,740 --> 00:42:00,500
And I bet it ain't too hard to guess
what I'm going to do to you.

604
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:02,860
I bet you wanted what's best.

605
00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:08,560
And it is just left to pull the man to
mine.

606
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:11,560
I pulled the man to mine.

607
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,560
And if you want to test.

608
00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:58,410
Nah, doll, we're good. We're in, I don't
know, we're in Kansas or, I don't know,

609
00:42:58,450 --> 00:42:59,590
Wyoming? Something?

610
00:43:05,090 --> 00:43:06,090
No,

611
00:43:06,390 --> 00:43:07,450
no, he's doing good.

612
00:43:07,850 --> 00:43:11,950
I'm really surprised by it. You know,
he's eating all his vegetables, cutting

613
00:43:11,950 --> 00:43:13,670
his own hot dogs. Couldn't be more
proud.

614
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,860
Jeez, yeah. Hey, I gotta go. Oh, my
gosh, Robert. What is going on? I don't

615
00:43:35,860 --> 00:43:37,060
know. I can't get it to stop.

616
00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:39,500
Oh, sorry.

617
00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:41,100
You see what I'm talking about?

618
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,620
It's just a steady stream.

619
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,820
Good heavens. I don't know what I'm
dealing with here.

620
00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:51,920
Emergency shutoff button.

621
00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:54,060
Oh, yeah.

622
00:43:54,940 --> 00:43:56,020
The button.

623
00:43:57,580 --> 00:43:59,280
Kind of forgot about the button.

624
00:44:23,500 --> 00:44:25,060
Well, that wasn't so bad. No.

625
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:26,780
Look, all... No.

626
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:28,240
But what if we... No.

627
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:35,160
All I'm saying is that... But, I mean...
Sam, I think it's best if we never

628
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,080
speak of this again.

629
00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:39,820
But what if we... Never, ever.

630
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:42,960
That's fair.

631
00:44:51,630 --> 00:44:58,210
I noticed in my thermal imagers just the
sheer girth, like broad, broad, broad,

632
00:44:58,210 --> 00:44:59,210
broad shoulders.

633
00:44:59,910 --> 00:45:06,190
Whether or not it was mostly the fur,
that's hard to say.

634
00:45:06,610 --> 00:45:09,170
Hey, Robert, I'm going to go see if they
have an ice machine, okay?

635
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:10,790
Okay.

636
00:45:12,370 --> 00:45:14,550
I'll be right back. Hold down the fort.

637
00:45:14,970 --> 00:45:18,550
No, you can't come. You don't have any
pants on.

638
00:45:25,230 --> 00:45:28,890
But it hung down like a leather fringe
jacket.

639
00:45:29,350 --> 00:45:31,250
Long, long hair on it.

640
00:45:32,370 --> 00:45:36,390
I'm telling you, this thing was a big
boy.

641
00:45:37,670 --> 00:45:41,930
Black fur, but it parts almost.

642
00:45:43,630 --> 00:45:45,290
Sam, are you there?

643
00:45:45,730 --> 00:45:46,970
Have a maple cup.

644
00:45:47,990 --> 00:45:51,570
Oh, Sam, you sound terrible. What's
wrong?

645
00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:58,160
Everything okay out there?

646
00:45:59,020 --> 00:46:00,020
Robert?

647
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,480
Was that you?

648
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:02,700
Was that Robert?

649
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,280
Oh, Sam.

650
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,140
You sound terrible.

651
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:09,880
You know what?

652
00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:13,720
You guys just take it easy and we'll
talk tomorrow, okay?

653
00:46:19,100 --> 00:46:20,100
Elvin.

654
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:22,160
Back to work, buddy.

655
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,860
Chop -chop. Where are your Boy Scouts?

656
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,020
Yep. They had ice.

657
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:31,680
I knew it.

658
00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:35,900
What do you need ice for?

659
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,180
Emergency. Wait, is there an emergency?

660
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:40,440
No, no, no, no, no.

661
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,200
But there might be.

662
00:46:42,540 --> 00:46:44,260
Why would there be an emergency?

663
00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:47,240
There won't be. There won't be. But if
there is,

664
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,200
we'll be prepared.

665
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:56,360
I froze at first when I saw him, but
then, you know, I turned and...

666
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,620
start slinking up the trail after.

667
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:09,680
There we go.

668
00:47:13,300 --> 00:47:13,940
Good

669
00:47:13,940 --> 00:47:20,680
morning.

670
00:47:21,180 --> 00:47:22,180
Good morning.

671
00:47:22,670 --> 00:47:23,549
How was your stay?

672
00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:25,610
Oh, quite nice. Thank you.

673
00:47:26,070 --> 00:47:28,250
Plus, really can't beat that view.

674
00:47:28,930 --> 00:47:32,030
Well, well, well. Did you just come all
this way just to check me out?

675
00:47:33,490 --> 00:47:37,870
Uh, this is where I check out, isn't it?
I sure hope so.

676
00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:41,990
Did you enjoy the beds? They're brand
new. I haven't even gotten to properly

677
00:47:41,990 --> 00:47:42,990
break one in yet.

678
00:47:44,230 --> 00:47:45,230
Oh.

679
00:47:45,390 --> 00:47:49,570
Well, uh, maybe next time we'll break
one in for you.

680
00:47:50,350 --> 00:47:52,070
That sounds... Wait.

681
00:47:52,350 --> 00:47:53,350
We?

682
00:47:54,110 --> 00:47:57,550
Hey, got everything loaded up. Are we
ready to roll?

683
00:47:58,530 --> 00:47:59,530
Hi there.

684
00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:06,770
Anything changes, give me a call, okay?

685
00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:10,050
Oh.

686
00:48:12,550 --> 00:48:13,550
Don't you worry.

687
00:48:14,110 --> 00:48:16,710
I'll make sure to call if there's
anything that I need.

688
00:48:17,650 --> 00:48:18,650
Or want.

689
00:48:19,820 --> 00:48:23,140
But I won't be needing this because I
have this motel chain's phone number

690
00:48:23,140 --> 00:48:24,140
memorized.

691
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:27,040
Recycle that.

692
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:37,940
Robert? What?

693
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,160
Nothing.

694
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:00,720
She was cute.

695
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:02,760
Yeah. Yeah, she was.

696
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:05,720
You get that she was flirting with you,
right?

697
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,000
What?

698
00:49:08,300 --> 00:49:12,300
No, I... She was just being friendly.
I'm sorry. My mistake.

699
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:17,820
Does every friendly woman you know give
you their phone number? Well, I... Well,

700
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,380
if she was so cute, why didn't you give
her your number?

701
00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:24,260
Two reasons, Robert. Number one, bro
code. I understand this may be a new

702
00:49:24,260 --> 00:49:27,720
concept for you, so let me explain.
Robert, you and I are bro.

703
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,019
Winning woman.

704
00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:33,380
is flirting with one bro regardless of
how cute she is. The other bro does not

705
00:49:33,380 --> 00:49:34,339
flirt with her.

706
00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:37,180
And number two, and more importantly,
I'm married.

707
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,900
Sam, you're not married.

708
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,400
Yeah, I tell you this all the time.

709
00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:44,700
I'm sorry.

710
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:49,180
I guess I just thought you were doing
that dated and, quite frankly, not very

711
00:49:49,180 --> 00:49:50,600
funny Borat impression.

712
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:55,360
Dated? Borat is a classic. It's always
funny. My wife!

713
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,660
I stand by what I said.

714
00:49:58,140 --> 00:49:59,620
It's not about the Borat thing.

715
00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:04,720
Well, not just about the Borat thing.
I'm genuinely sorry.

716
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:06,200
Look, it's fine.

717
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,560
I get it. When we're at work, we kind of
just talk about work.

718
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:13,020
And when we're bowling, we just talk
about bowling. Look.

719
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:15,680
Here.

720
00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:17,800
Oh, Sam.

721
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:20,140
That's my Nadia. She's beautiful.

722
00:50:22,240 --> 00:50:24,760
Wait, is this a mugshot?

723
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,520
Sam, do you have a prison wife?

724
00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:31,500
County jail. She's in county jail, and
she's going to be out in six to eight

725
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,200
months. Pending good behavior.

726
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,360
And a lenient judge.

727
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,220
Hey, did you see that?

728
00:50:40,940 --> 00:50:42,000
It's a person.

729
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:44,620
Well, yeah, but what's he doing?

730
00:50:44,980 --> 00:50:45,980
I don't know.

731
00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:47,500
Is that a shovel?

732
00:50:47,860 --> 00:50:49,400
Yep, it's a shovel.

733
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:50,720
Oh, great.

734
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:51,920
He wants a ride.

735
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:53,840
And we're going to give it to him.

736
00:51:02,370 --> 00:51:03,370
Hey, sup?

737
00:51:06,070 --> 00:51:07,330
Hey, thanks for the ride.

738
00:51:07,750 --> 00:51:09,290
No problem.

739
00:51:09,590 --> 00:51:10,590
Happy to help.

740
00:51:12,210 --> 00:51:13,210
Where are you headed?

741
00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:15,170
Um, west.

742
00:51:15,390 --> 00:51:16,770
As far as you can take me.

743
00:51:17,510 --> 00:51:22,410
My friend, you are in luck. We are
headed all the way west.

744
00:51:27,050 --> 00:51:30,030
Name's Robert, by the way. Uh, Robert
Fulton.

745
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,120
And no, not thee, Robert Fulton.

746
00:51:34,240 --> 00:51:36,560
You know, Robert Fulton.

747
00:51:37,300 --> 00:51:38,600
Popularized the steamboat.

748
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:44,380
Commissioned in 1800 by Napoleon to
invent the Nautilus.

749
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:47,600
The world's most practical submarine.

750
00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,760
Not even you, Sam.

751
00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:56,940
Wow. Well, my co -pilot here is one Mr.

752
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,180
Samuel Clements.

753
00:51:58,680 --> 00:51:59,840
Oh, like Mark Twain?

754
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,280
Yep.

755
00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:05,420
So what's your name, friend?

756
00:52:05,860 --> 00:52:06,980
Uh, Joe.

757
00:52:08,020 --> 00:52:10,720
Joe! Oh, good name.

758
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,880
Great name.

759
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:16,980
Oh, I never forget a name, Joe.

760
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:21,860
And I never forget a face.

761
00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:33,240
So to what divine happenstance do we owe
your very unexpected but very welcome

762
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:35,660
company this morning, Joe?

763
00:52:35,900 --> 00:52:37,660
Uh, uh, my truck broke down?

764
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:39,780
Ha! I knew it!

765
00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:45,940
A fellow traveler of the road, westward
bound and broken down.

766
00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:47,460
The American dream?

767
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,480
Uh, what's with the shovel?

768
00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:53,440
Uh, uh, I dig?

769
00:52:53,820 --> 00:52:55,300
Ha! See, Sam?

770
00:52:56,010 --> 00:52:58,130
salt of the earth. A digging man.

771
00:52:58,810 --> 00:53:03,730
Had I not found the National Park
Services, I too may have become a

772
00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:05,770
Working with my hands.

773
00:53:06,670 --> 00:53:09,410
Getting cuts on my arms.

774
00:53:11,090 --> 00:53:14,730
Uh, get lots of cuts digging, Joe?

775
00:53:16,450 --> 00:53:18,710
Uh, uh, it was my cat.

776
00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:24,210
Hey, hey, could you crack a window? It's
getting a bit hot back here. No

777
00:53:24,210 --> 00:53:25,210
problem.

778
00:53:27,210 --> 00:53:31,190
Robert, was that a phone?

779
00:53:34,730 --> 00:53:40,990
You cannot be throwing things out like
that. I could be ticketed. Not to

780
00:53:40,990 --> 00:53:44,750
that is not how you properly dispose of
a lithium ion battery.

781
00:53:58,510 --> 00:54:00,510
Is he taking his clothes off?

782
00:54:00,790 --> 00:54:02,450
Yep, he's taking them off.

783
00:54:02,650 --> 00:54:05,410
Oh, and he goes down. Oh, and he's back
up.

784
00:54:06,270 --> 00:54:07,270
God, he's fat.

785
00:54:07,650 --> 00:54:08,810
And he's down again.

786
00:54:09,050 --> 00:54:10,050
Oh, man.

787
00:54:11,170 --> 00:54:12,730
I thought he needed a ride.

788
00:54:13,390 --> 00:54:15,510
Does he look like he still needs a ride?

789
00:54:18,910 --> 00:54:19,970
Forgot his shovel.

790
00:54:20,450 --> 00:54:22,530
What's a digging man without his shovel?

791
00:54:34,030 --> 00:54:39,270
Oh, no, wait, now I've... Robert is
coming with us. What if he comes back

792
00:54:39,270 --> 00:54:43,010
it? You think a naked man who just
sprinted away from his shovel is coming

793
00:54:43,010 --> 00:54:45,250
for it? Also, what the hell was all...
Hey!

794
00:54:47,310 --> 00:54:52,170
Do not swear where the Sasquatch can
hear you. Get back in the van, Robert.

795
00:55:17,070 --> 00:55:19,310
Hello? Well, you sound much better,
mister.

796
00:55:20,830 --> 00:55:21,830
Nope.

797
00:55:25,430 --> 00:55:27,990
Uh... Hello?

798
00:55:28,470 --> 00:55:30,470
Hello, Robert. Is everything okay?

799
00:55:30,690 --> 00:55:32,290
Are you coming into work today?

800
00:55:32,510 --> 00:55:36,450
I need you guys to help finish clearing
the trees at the south entrance to the

801
00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:39,750
park. AlphaZon needs an access road
there by the end of the week.

802
00:55:40,270 --> 00:55:41,270
No.

803
00:55:41,890 --> 00:55:46,450
No, Melvin, um... We're not coming back
to work.

804
00:55:47,330 --> 00:55:48,330
No?

805
00:55:49,050 --> 00:55:50,050
What do you mean, no?

806
00:55:50,250 --> 00:55:51,850
I mean we're not coming in.

807
00:55:52,170 --> 00:55:55,930
Well, if you guys still aren't feeling
well, we can probably push that to first

808
00:55:55,930 --> 00:55:56,649
thing tomorrow.

809
00:55:56,650 --> 00:55:57,710
That should be fine.

810
00:55:58,150 --> 00:55:59,049
Uh, no.

811
00:55:59,050 --> 00:56:02,130
I'm sorry, Melvin. Maybe I misspoke.

812
00:56:03,230 --> 00:56:04,930
We're not coming back to work.

813
00:56:05,730 --> 00:56:06,730
Not today.

814
00:56:07,590 --> 00:56:08,590
Not ever.

815
00:56:08,990 --> 00:56:12,790
What do you mean, not ever? We still
have work to do. I need you.

816
00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:14,440
You have to come back!

817
00:56:15,060 --> 00:56:19,980
Melvin, I'm doing the most important
work I've ever done in my whole life.

818
00:56:20,220 --> 00:56:22,200
I'm doing real good.

819
00:56:23,060 --> 00:56:24,100
Actual good.

820
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:27,960
Something that matters. Something that
makes a difference.

821
00:56:30,140 --> 00:56:31,820
Something you wouldn't understand.

822
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:37,860
So, no, Melvin, I'm sorry, but I won't
have any part in tearing down the only

823
00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:38,860
thing I ever loved.

824
00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,040
Robert?

825
00:56:42,030 --> 00:56:47,290
If you don't come back, you'll lose your
severance. You won't see a dime.

826
00:56:48,170 --> 00:56:49,350
It's not my call.

827
00:56:49,910 --> 00:56:52,150
I'm part of the system. Same as you.

828
00:56:53,070 --> 00:56:55,970
It's just how these things work.

829
00:56:56,210 --> 00:56:57,670
You have to come back.

830
00:56:58,730 --> 00:56:59,730
I don't care.

831
00:57:00,830 --> 00:57:02,850
Whatever it is, tell them I don't care
either.

832
00:57:03,270 --> 00:57:04,470
And neither does Sam.

833
00:57:05,010 --> 00:57:06,010
Goodbye, Melvin.

834
00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:20,340
That was on That

835
00:57:20,340 --> 00:57:23,680
was not

836
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:32,560
Hold

837
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:37,300
on to that for a second

838
00:57:51,839 --> 00:57:53,240
So, what's wrong with it?

839
00:57:53,460 --> 00:57:56,960
I'm not entirely sure. We definitely
need a new fuel line.

840
00:57:57,460 --> 00:57:58,680
Possibly even a new pump.

841
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,620
This isn't good, Sam. I don't even know
where we are.

842
00:58:25,750 --> 00:58:26,750
Rob?

843
00:58:28,430 --> 00:58:29,430
Robby.

844
00:58:29,930 --> 00:58:34,630
What are you doing here?

845
00:58:35,090 --> 00:58:36,630
What am I doing here?

846
00:58:36,910 --> 00:58:41,330
I live here. What are you doing here? I
didn't know you were out in Idaho.

847
00:58:41,790 --> 00:58:44,170
Well, I'm on a work trip.

848
00:58:44,550 --> 00:58:45,770
We're broken down.

849
00:58:46,710 --> 00:58:47,830
You don't say.

850
00:58:48,030 --> 00:58:51,910
I mean, here I was, coming home from
bingo.

851
00:58:52,110 --> 00:58:53,770
And what do I run into?

852
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:58,960
Five poor souls on the side of the road?
Figure I better stop, see if I can

853
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:02,380
help. And one of them is my grandson.

854
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:08,660
What are the chances? Did you say five
poor souls?

855
00:59:09,440 --> 00:59:14,120
Grandma, should you be driving? I
thought they revoked your license years

856
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:19,220
Oh, kiddo. What Johnny Law don't know
can't hurt him.

857
00:59:23,690 --> 00:59:27,690
Grandma, um, Grandma, your car's over
here.

858
00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:30,610
Oh, silly me.

859
00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:33,170
You fellas coming or not.

860
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:07,400
So, Grandma, where's Land Biscuit? She
usually runs next to the car as we pull

861
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,400
in the driveway.

862
01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:09,720
Oh, you know what?

863
01:00:09,980 --> 01:00:11,320
Crazy thing.

864
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:16,320
A few weeks ago, we had a kind of
electrical storm.

865
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:23,820
Must have spooked the poor thing, and
she ran off. She's gone? No, no. Not

866
01:00:24,380 --> 01:00:26,940
Just... not here.

867
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,440
Huh.

868
01:00:30,030 --> 01:00:32,350
Is that your tenth birthday?

869
01:00:32,870 --> 01:00:35,610
Remember when Grandpa gave you that
guitar?

870
01:00:36,070 --> 01:00:37,070
Oh, yeah.

871
01:00:37,630 --> 01:00:39,070
I remember.

872
01:00:41,410 --> 01:00:42,308
Well,

873
01:00:42,310 --> 01:00:49,530
you

874
01:00:49,530 --> 01:00:50,990
boys must be starving.

875
01:00:52,130 --> 01:00:53,130
Let's eat.

876
01:00:56,890 --> 01:00:58,870
You know I'm looking at you. Yep.

877
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:12,480
So, Robbie, I, of course, know who Sam
is, but you

878
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:16,420
haven't introduced me to your other
friend here.

879
01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,260
What's his name?

880
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:25,040
Oh, uh, it's, um...

881
01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:38,020
Kevin? Oh, I absolutely love the name
Calvin. So many strong men

882
01:01:38,020 --> 01:01:44,220
named Calvin. No, Grandma, Kevin. Calvin
Borrell, American horse jockey. Calvin

883
01:01:44,220 --> 01:01:46,760
Coolidge, our greatest president.

884
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:48,640
Noob Dog.

885
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:55,800
Oh, and that handsome Brit who played
Superman. Oh, I'm pretty sure

886
01:01:55,800 --> 01:02:00,850
the guy who played Superman's name is
Henry Cavill. Oh, in... Indeed.

887
01:02:02,610 --> 01:02:05,830
So, what's the plan for the van?

888
01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:08,630
I don't know. We're gonna need some
cash.

889
01:02:08,990 --> 01:02:10,290
Why would we need cash?

890
01:02:10,890 --> 01:02:16,870
Well, there was the gas, and the food,
and the $400 hotel.

891
01:02:17,170 --> 01:02:19,410
I'm so sorry, did you just say $400?

892
01:02:20,470 --> 01:02:26,270
Yeah, well... Robert, it was a two -star
roadside motel. Did they really charge

893
01:02:26,270 --> 01:02:27,270
you $400?

894
01:02:27,290 --> 01:02:30,030
Well, it was more like $430 after tax.

895
01:02:30,560 --> 01:02:33,680
Well, I thought it was steep, too, but
when I was checking out, the lady had

896
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:37,320
mentioned something about just replacing
the beds, and I wasn't going to argue

897
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,320
with her.

898
01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:41,020
Calvin?

899
01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:43,000
Are you okay?

900
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:47,220
Oh, yes, he's fine. He probably just
needs some more water.

901
01:02:47,540 --> 01:02:50,600
Will you excuse me, ma 'am? I've got to
take this. Oh, of course.

902
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,100
Sure. Hello?

903
01:02:54,140 --> 01:02:55,380
Here you go, bud.

904
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,860
Oh, Rob, if you're needing some money...

905
01:03:00,430 --> 01:03:03,910
You can always go work for a day at
Leonard Jones' potato farm.

906
01:03:04,270 --> 01:03:06,370
I can drive you up there if you like.

907
01:03:07,330 --> 01:03:14,170
Oh, please, no.

908
01:03:14,310 --> 01:03:15,350
I mean, no.

909
01:03:16,330 --> 01:03:20,410
That won't be necessary. No need for you
to drive us around all day, but thank

910
01:03:20,410 --> 01:03:25,500
you. Besides, isn't Leonard Jones the
guy who got in all that trouble for

911
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:27,400
hunting people in his helicopter?

912
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:29,000
Oh, hunting in a helicopter.

913
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,360
Yes.

914
01:03:30,680 --> 01:03:33,040
But he's out of jail now.

915
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:39,840
I'll think about it. I can give him a
call if you like. Just say the word.

916
01:03:40,340 --> 01:03:43,100
I got it. Got what? I got us a job.

917
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:47,460
What? Where? How? I just got off the
phone with Nadia. She said her cellmate

918
01:03:47,460 --> 01:03:50,580
family up here and they own a firework
stand. Said we can work there tomorrow.

919
01:03:51,100 --> 01:03:54,760
Did you say cellmate? Oh, he has a
prison wife.

920
01:03:55,780 --> 01:03:58,420
Oh, how lovely, Sam.

921
01:03:59,220 --> 01:04:02,720
I'm so happy for you. Yeah, yeah, thank
you, ma 'am. But really, she's just a

922
01:04:02,720 --> 01:04:06,140
regular wife. I mean, yes, she just
happened to be in jail right now, but

923
01:04:06,140 --> 01:04:08,360
doesn't really matter. Look, where are
we?

924
01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:10,700
I don't know.

925
01:04:11,180 --> 01:04:14,000
Uh, no, no, no. What town are we in?

926
01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:15,600
Oh, Jerome.

927
01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:19,280
Jerome, Idaho. Okay, and is that close
to Fairfield?

928
01:04:19,899 --> 01:04:23,880
Um, Fairfield is just about an hour
north of here. I can drive you there.

929
01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:29,020
God, please, no. No, no, no, no, no, no
need to worry yourself with all that.

930
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,580
No, we can do that, but that's going to
be perfect. We're just going to do that.

931
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,160
Let's just plan on that. Oh, Sam.

932
01:04:37,400 --> 01:04:38,400
What?

933
01:04:38,980 --> 01:04:41,420
Fireworks? I don't know anything about
fireworks.

934
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:45,220
Robert, we're not making fireworks. We
just got to sell them.

935
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,020
Yeah, but I've never worked retail.

936
01:04:47,740 --> 01:04:49,460
What if I don't possess the skill?

937
01:04:50,060 --> 01:04:54,540
It's a fireworks day. In May. I'm
surprised the thing's even open. I doubt

938
01:04:54,540 --> 01:04:58,100
anybody shows up, let alone that we are
put in a position where you are required

939
01:04:58,100 --> 01:04:59,100
to make a sale.

940
01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:06,440
Okay, but what about... Fair point.

941
01:05:08,380 --> 01:05:14,860
Hey, Grandma, um, tomorrow, uh, when Sam
and I are gone, is it okay if,

942
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:19,650
um... Kevin, stay back and get some
rest.

943
01:05:20,130 --> 01:05:23,390
Oh, is he not feeling well?

944
01:05:23,770 --> 01:05:27,930
No, no, he's fine. I think he's just a
little tired from the traveling.

945
01:05:28,350 --> 01:05:34,930
Oh, well then, he can absolutely stay
here. I'll be sure to take good care of

946
01:05:34,930 --> 01:05:35,930
him.

947
01:05:36,930 --> 01:05:38,150
Everything okay?

948
01:05:39,010 --> 01:05:40,130
Oh, yes.

949
01:05:41,930 --> 01:05:42,930
He's...

950
01:05:44,490 --> 01:05:46,730
He's just so strong.

951
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,000
When you're right, you're right.

952
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:22,660
We've been sitting here for two and a
half hours, and not a single soul has

953
01:06:22,660 --> 01:06:24,380
stopped, let alone bought anything.

954
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:28,640
Frankly, I'm a little embarrassed I was
so nervous before.

955
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:33,100
I'm sure if someone did stop by, I'd be
fine. I do totally.

956
01:06:41,140 --> 01:06:42,720
Oh, I'm gonna throw up.

957
01:06:43,870 --> 01:06:46,510
For the love of God, Robert, it's one
guy, you're going to be fine.

958
01:06:48,310 --> 01:06:49,310
Oh,

959
01:06:52,450 --> 01:06:56,810
that's a big guy.

960
01:06:58,710 --> 01:07:01,810
I think that's Peter Mayhew. I thought
Peter Mayhew died.

961
01:07:02,570 --> 01:07:03,570
Uh, hi.

962
01:07:03,970 --> 01:07:09,750
Um, welcome to, uh, Bolshoi Bum
Firework.

963
01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:11,410
How can we help you today?

964
01:07:13,229 --> 01:07:18,030
Um, sir, you really shouldn't be smoking
here.

965
01:07:18,550 --> 01:07:25,370
What? I, um, you really shouldn't be
smoking this close to the firework.

966
01:07:25,410 --> 01:07:30,550
It's a safety hazard for reasons I
assumed would be obvious.

967
01:07:31,570 --> 01:07:34,230
The weather in Prague is cold.

968
01:07:36,150 --> 01:07:39,310
Uh, I'm sorry, sir. What?

969
01:07:39,570 --> 01:07:41,030
I said...

970
01:07:41,630 --> 01:07:45,470
The weather in Prague is cold.

971
01:07:47,390 --> 01:07:53,770
Oh, what? Sir, while I have not been to
Prague, I have it under very good

972
01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:59,110
authority, that authority being the
Weather Channel, that it is currently

973
01:07:59,110 --> 01:08:03,690
temperate and quite nice in the Czech
Republic this time of year.

974
01:08:03,910 --> 01:08:05,930
But it's sunny in Berlin. No.

975
01:08:07,070 --> 01:08:08,910
You have package for Luka?

976
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:14,040
Uh... No, no. Other side.

977
01:08:18,420 --> 01:08:23,359
Um, uh, is this for Luca?

978
01:08:31,920 --> 01:08:37,720
Um, uh, sir, I must really insist that
you put that cigarette out.

979
01:08:38,260 --> 01:08:39,260
Oh?

980
01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:41,520
But I am not done.

981
01:08:42,380 --> 01:08:43,840
He is not done.

982
01:08:47,260 --> 01:08:48,380
It's perfect.

983
01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:51,600
Tell Igor Lucas sends his regards.

984
01:08:56,460 --> 01:08:58,520
Did he just hit you with a cigarette?

985
01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:00,880
Yeah. Huh.

986
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:17,359
Did we just get robbed?

987
01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:19,740
Wait, was that dynamite?

988
01:09:20,200 --> 01:09:21,420
Are we going to get in trouble?

989
01:09:30,479 --> 01:09:31,479
That's retail.

990
01:09:58,969 --> 01:09:59,969
Grandma!

991
01:10:00,810 --> 01:10:02,070
Hey, Robbie dear.

992
01:10:02,330 --> 01:10:03,970
How did everything go today?

993
01:10:04,430 --> 01:10:05,430
How did go?

994
01:10:06,430 --> 01:10:07,870
Look at him.

995
01:10:08,990 --> 01:10:11,650
Figured you would have slept in all day.
You know?

996
01:10:12,010 --> 01:10:13,170
Get some rest?

997
01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:15,310
Gosh, no.

998
01:10:15,710 --> 01:10:17,950
We have had a very full afternoon.

999
01:10:19,570 --> 01:10:20,570
Full how?

1000
01:10:21,370 --> 01:10:25,990
Well, first, I started by making him
breakfast in bed.

1001
01:10:26,710 --> 01:10:28,470
He loved every bite.

1002
01:10:29,610 --> 01:10:35,210
After that, we did a one -hour guided
meditation by the pond, followed by a

1003
01:10:35,210 --> 01:10:36,910
massage from yours truly.

1004
01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,290
What a big foot!

1005
01:10:39,890 --> 01:10:45,950
And then we ended the afternoon with a
short Tai Chi session, some herbal tea,

1006
01:10:46,210 --> 01:10:49,650
and an exfoliating facial treatment.

1007
01:10:51,730 --> 01:10:52,730
Wow!

1008
01:10:53,630 --> 01:10:56,990
Well, sounds like you guys had a great
day.

1009
01:10:57,530 --> 01:11:02,870
Even though he doesn't talk much, I'm
sure he really appreciated it. Oh, what

1010
01:11:02,870 --> 01:11:06,810
you mean he doesn't talk much? I
couldn't get him to stop talking.

1011
01:11:07,070 --> 01:11:09,430
He has quite the vocabulary.

1012
01:11:12,350 --> 01:11:13,350
Oh.

1013
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,460
You're my man, Calvin.

1014
01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:42,980
Well, everything's loaded up.

1015
01:11:44,000 --> 01:11:48,120
We better get going so we can put the
new part in while the sun's still out.

1016
01:11:48,120 --> 01:11:53,160
before I take you guys, I wanted to give
you this.

1017
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,000
Grandma, what is this?

1018
01:11:57,470 --> 01:12:00,250
Oh, just a little something for the
road.

1019
01:12:00,530 --> 01:12:01,530
A little something?

1020
01:12:02,130 --> 01:12:04,290
There's got to be $10 ,000 here.

1021
01:12:04,710 --> 01:12:06,130
Right around there, yeah.

1022
01:12:06,410 --> 01:12:09,070
Been meaning to give it to you since you
got here.

1023
01:12:09,490 --> 01:12:11,910
Figured you could use it to fix your
van.

1024
01:12:12,950 --> 01:12:15,150
But we worked at that firework stand.

1025
01:12:15,630 --> 01:12:17,310
Oh, oh yes, dear.

1026
01:12:17,870 --> 01:12:19,110
How was that?

1027
01:12:19,310 --> 01:12:21,970
I'm fairly certain we were parties to a
crime.

1028
01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:28,880
Parties are just the best, aren't they?
What? No, no. I mean, if you're going to

1029
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:33,860
give me $10 ,000, why didn't you do it
before we worked up some Russian mob

1030
01:12:33,860 --> 01:12:35,160
-backed fireworks stand?

1031
01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:37,420
I forgot.

1032
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,400
Where did you even get $10 ,000?

1033
01:12:43,180 --> 01:12:44,500
In the walls.

1034
01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:51,720
Hey, uh, thanks for the brownie.

1035
01:12:54,730 --> 01:12:56,730
You are most welcome, Sam.

1036
01:12:58,470 --> 01:13:00,390
Grandma, this is too much.

1037
01:13:01,130 --> 01:13:03,750
That is not your decision to make, young
man.

1038
01:13:05,430 --> 01:13:09,390
I love you, and I want you to have it.

1039
01:13:30,030 --> 01:13:31,070
Where am I?

1040
01:13:31,430 --> 01:13:35,350
Uh, you appear to be in a Hyundai, sir.
That is not what he means.

1041
01:13:35,670 --> 01:13:37,730
I need to be in Abbotsford.

1042
01:13:38,490 --> 01:13:40,870
Abbotsford? Abbotsford, British
Columbia?

1043
01:13:41,810 --> 01:13:47,210
Abbotsford! Okay, so what you're gonna
want to do is start heading this

1044
01:13:47,210 --> 01:13:54,170
direction and follow I -84 West to W
-814 West in Plymouth for exactly 373

1045
01:13:54,170 --> 01:13:57,530
miles, and then take exit 131 from I -82
West.

1046
01:13:57,880 --> 01:14:01,900
Once you're on I -82 West and Prosser
from South Plymouth Road, you'll go 38

1047
01:14:01,900 --> 01:14:07,200
a half miles until you hit Sellards Road
and WA -221 North. Now, don't get lost

1048
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:12,220
and go past there. You'll end up on
Mount Adams. Next, follow I -82 West,

1049
01:14:12,220 --> 01:14:18,400
-90 West and I -5 North to WA -542 East
Sunset Drive in Bellingham. Now, this is

1050
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:23,620
a big 274 -mile stint, so definitely
pull over if you need a quick nap.

1051
01:14:24,010 --> 01:14:28,950
Take Everson -Goshen Road, WA -544 East,
WA -9 North, and Riverside Road to

1052
01:14:28,950 --> 01:14:32,670
South Fraser Way, and then you, my
friend, will be in Abbotsford.

1053
01:14:33,170 --> 01:14:34,170
Yeah, yeah.

1054
01:14:34,970 --> 01:14:36,050
That's what I got, too.

1055
01:14:47,310 --> 01:14:48,350
Where am I?

1056
01:14:52,290 --> 01:14:53,670
Hey, uh...

1057
01:14:53,950 --> 01:14:55,010
Do you see where Big Guy went?

1058
01:14:55,690 --> 01:14:57,790
Maybe he's peeing before we hit the
road.

1059
01:14:59,110 --> 01:15:00,110
Yeah, maybe.

1060
01:15:09,470 --> 01:15:10,470
Sam?

1061
01:15:11,230 --> 01:15:12,230
Yeah, what's up?

1062
01:15:12,450 --> 01:15:14,170
Did you put this on here?

1063
01:15:14,730 --> 01:15:16,450
No. What even is that thing?

1064
01:15:17,450 --> 01:15:18,450
I don't know.

1065
01:15:29,970 --> 01:15:30,970
Kevin! Whoa!

1066
01:15:32,550 --> 01:15:35,110
My God, you guys are here.

1067
01:15:35,370 --> 01:15:37,830
I called for your Bigfoot, and he came.

1068
01:15:38,470 --> 01:15:43,570
Then he pulled out a gun. I put my hands
up in the air, like they do in the

1069
01:15:43,570 --> 01:15:48,790
movies. I spoke to him real gentle, and
he handed it to me.

1070
01:15:49,010 --> 01:15:52,490
And I started taking a bullet now, like
they do in the movies.

1071
01:15:52,890 --> 01:15:58,250
And bam, it went off and... Oh, jeez. I
think I shot a tree over there, but... I

1072
01:15:58,250 --> 01:15:59,310
can't seem to let it go.

1073
01:16:00,470 --> 01:16:01,710
Okay, fella.

1074
01:16:02,050 --> 01:16:04,930
There, there. I got that.

1075
01:16:06,510 --> 01:16:07,510
Thank you.

1076
01:16:07,690 --> 01:16:08,690
Yeah.

1077
01:16:10,030 --> 01:16:14,170
You have no idea how long I've waited
for this moment.

1078
01:16:27,690 --> 01:16:32,210
Oh, uh, hey, does anybody want a
brownie? Oh, yes, please.

1079
01:16:34,350 --> 01:16:35,670
Um, Rusty?

1080
01:16:35,950 --> 01:16:37,570
Oh, no thanks, I'm good.

1081
01:16:41,590 --> 01:16:43,990
Hey, is this yours?

1082
01:16:44,910 --> 01:16:48,330
Yeah. Uh, what is it? It's a tracking
device.

1083
01:16:48,630 --> 01:16:50,130
Why are you tracking us?

1084
01:16:52,190 --> 01:16:56,910
When I was a kid, my family went to the
park. It was a tradition.

1085
01:16:57,430 --> 01:17:01,090
We'd come and walk the trails and talk
to the rangers and look at the wildlife.

1086
01:17:01,370 --> 01:17:02,370
I had the family.

1087
01:17:02,570 --> 01:17:06,250
This one particular day, though, I felt
like I was old enough to go off on my

1088
01:17:06,250 --> 01:17:10,570
own. I thought I knew the park pretty
well, so I snuck off the trail my family

1089
01:17:10,570 --> 01:17:12,990
was walking down and wandered into the
woods.

1090
01:17:13,470 --> 01:17:15,870
At first it was fun, then it was scary.

1091
01:17:16,830 --> 01:17:17,830
I'd gotten lost.

1092
01:17:18,470 --> 01:17:23,290
I can't remember how long I was lost
for, but I started to cry, and not too

1093
01:17:23,290 --> 01:17:24,310
after that I heard footsteps.

1094
01:17:24,840 --> 01:17:27,140
And I thought it might be my father, so
I shouted.

1095
01:17:27,420 --> 01:17:30,760
The footsteps grew louder. Just then,
there was this loud crack.

1096
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:33,860
I froze and squeezed my eyes shut.

1097
01:17:34,260 --> 01:17:38,820
When I opened them, there he was,
holding up a tree that had fallen. It

1098
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:40,780
have crushed me, but he caught it.

1099
01:17:41,220 --> 01:17:43,840
I was mesmerized. He was so big.

1100
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:46,120
I was also so scared.

1101
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:48,700
I mean, he was so big.

1102
01:17:49,180 --> 01:17:52,720
And I took a couple steps backwards and
tripped and fell.

1103
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:55,920
He put the tree down and came towards
me, but I got up and ran.

1104
01:17:56,440 --> 01:18:01,140
When I finally found my family, I tried
bringing them back to where he was, but

1105
01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:02,139
he was gone.

1106
01:18:02,140 --> 01:18:03,320
They didn't believe me.

1107
01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:05,700
We stopped going to the park after that.

1108
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:09,820
I guess I'd worry them too much, but I'd
sneak off and bring my friend.

1109
01:18:10,040 --> 01:18:14,700
Every chance I got, I'd bring them, but
we never found him. And after a while,

1110
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:15,900
they stopped believing me too.

1111
01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,060
They didn't want to hang out with me
anymore.

1112
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:20,500
No one wanted to hang out with the liar.

1113
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,400
Not even my family.

1114
01:18:23,210 --> 01:18:26,190
So when I turned 18, I moved away, and I
stayed away.

1115
01:18:26,710 --> 01:18:29,130
Then I met a girl, and we got married.

1116
01:18:29,390 --> 01:18:33,230
Then one day I told her about it. At
first she thought I was messing with

1117
01:18:33,290 --> 01:18:35,350
but I convinced her to let me take her
there.

1118
01:18:35,630 --> 01:18:41,730
And we came, and we couldn't find him.
But we tried, again and again, until one

1119
01:18:41,730 --> 01:18:44,890
day she asked me to stop, because she
didn't believe me.

1120
01:18:45,430 --> 01:18:47,630
But I couldn't stop, so she left.

1121
01:18:48,510 --> 01:18:49,730
And then I quit looking.

1122
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:52,940
It was too late. She wasn't coming back.

1123
01:18:53,440 --> 01:18:54,440
But I was done.

1124
01:18:54,820 --> 01:18:57,980
I finally realized that I must have
imagined the whole thing.

1125
01:18:58,540 --> 01:19:02,300
So I had a job. And I stuck with it. And
I put it behind me.

1126
01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:06,660
And sure, it took a while. I was pretty
happy. At least, content.

1127
01:19:07,380 --> 01:19:12,380
Then one day, I'm at the bar at the
work. Two park rangers come in talking

1128
01:19:12,380 --> 01:19:13,380
a Sasquatch.

1129
01:19:14,280 --> 01:19:15,360
And here we are.

1130
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:17,500
And here you are.

1131
01:19:18,460 --> 01:19:19,860
I just needed to know.

1132
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:22,500
I needed to know that you were real.

1133
01:19:22,800 --> 01:19:23,900
And I'm not crazy.

1134
01:19:25,400 --> 01:19:27,180
And thank you for saving my life.

1135
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:31,320
Whoop. Better get going.

1136
01:19:31,580 --> 01:19:32,920
Uh, what? Why?

1137
01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:35,640
You're really just gonna turn around and
go home?

1138
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:36,938
Well, yeah.

1139
01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:38,860
I did everything I came here to do.

1140
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:43,100
Besides, if I leave now, I can get home
right before Taco Tuesday.

1141
01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:48,520
Well, if you have a few minutes...

1142
01:19:49,260 --> 01:19:50,780
We could light off these fireworks.

1143
01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:53,900
Robert, I didn't see you pay for any
fireworks.

1144
01:19:55,600 --> 01:19:56,600
That's retail.

1145
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:17,040
Is that a horse?

1146
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:18,820
Land biscuit?

1147
01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:22,440
Hey,

1148
01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:24,840
do you guys feel weird?

1149
01:21:25,840 --> 01:21:27,820
Yeah, man. I think we're high.

1150
01:21:28,620 --> 01:21:29,620
High?

1151
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:33,220
Why would we be high? I can't be high.

1152
01:21:33,560 --> 01:21:36,340
Oh, your grandma's brownie.

1153
01:21:36,920 --> 01:21:39,840
Well, she said her neighbor makes it for
her.

1154
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:42,540
Helps her with her glaucoma.

1155
01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:45,040
Chocolate's good for your eyes.

1156
01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:48,800
That's carrots, man.

1157
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:51,360
Carrots are good for your eyes.

1158
01:21:51,820 --> 01:21:53,880
Chocolate is good for your soul.

1159
01:21:57,320 --> 01:21:58,320
That's deep.

1160
01:21:58,800 --> 01:21:59,800
Yeah, man.

1161
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:20,920
We in Washington already?

1162
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:23,240
Oh, yeah.

1163
01:22:23,820 --> 01:22:27,200
We crossed state line a couple hours
ago. I didn't want to wake you.

1164
01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:30,320
How far are we from Tacoma?

1165
01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:32,180
Maybe two hours.

1166
01:22:33,660 --> 01:22:35,240
What do we do after this?

1167
01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:36,539
What do you mean?

1168
01:22:36,540 --> 01:22:42,140
I mean, do we just drop him off at the
park and say goodbye and go home?

1169
01:22:42,860 --> 01:22:43,860
Yeah.

1170
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:45,720
That's what we do.

1171
01:22:47,660 --> 01:22:48,800
I don't want to do that.

1172
01:22:49,710 --> 01:22:53,730
I don't know, it feels... Robert, it
feels like we're abandoning him here.

1173
01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:55,350
I don't want to do that either.

1174
01:22:56,470 --> 01:22:58,130
But it's the right thing to do.

1175
01:22:59,210 --> 01:23:04,850
He's an animal, and it's our job to
ensure his safety. I don't take that

1176
01:23:04,850 --> 01:23:06,350
lightly, and I know you don't either.

1177
01:23:07,130 --> 01:23:12,570
This place will be good for him. You
said it yourself, there may be more like

1178
01:23:12,570 --> 01:23:15,830
him. He should have a chance to live
with them.

1179
01:23:16,150 --> 01:23:17,790
Maybe even start a family.

1180
01:23:20,809 --> 01:23:21,809
Yeah.

1181
01:23:34,770 --> 01:23:37,210
Well, we made it.

1182
01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:39,930
You're going to love it here.

1183
01:23:40,730 --> 01:23:44,570
Just watch out for all the bears. There
are way more bears here than there are

1184
01:23:44,570 --> 01:23:49,120
back home. They got grizzly bears, brown
bears, kodiak. Bam. They got... He's

1185
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:52,800
the most elusive creature known to man.
How many people have you heard have

1186
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,780
found a Sasquatch attacked by a bear?

1187
01:23:55,860 --> 01:23:56,860
Who am I kidding?

1188
01:23:57,140 --> 01:23:58,140
You'll be fine.

1189
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:00,180
Have fun eating the bear.

1190
01:24:09,660 --> 01:24:16,300
Well, make sure to be safe, and always
remember that it's very important that

1191
01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:17,300
you put...

1192
01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:56,920
Hey Robert.

1193
01:26:40,339 --> 01:26:43,340
Oh, he's just so strong.

1194
01:26:48,900 --> 01:26:51,760
Oh my gosh,

1195
01:27:00,180 --> 01:27:01,420
are you okay, sir?

1196
01:27:02,040 --> 01:27:06,480
Did they really charge you $400? Well,
it was more like $430 after tax.

1197
01:27:09,449 --> 01:27:10,490
Yeah, yeah.

1198
01:27:10,950 --> 01:27:16,110
And come at me and fly out of the frame
towards me and past me. Fly with your

1199
01:27:16,110 --> 01:27:17,110
arms out, Marcus.

1200
01:27:17,870 --> 01:27:19,530
Are you good, Eric?

1201
01:27:21,730 --> 01:27:23,510
Oh, my God.

1202
01:27:23,810 --> 01:27:24,930
Oh, my God.

1203
01:27:25,230 --> 01:27:26,230
Oh, my God.

1204
01:27:27,490 --> 01:27:30,070
No one's ever going to believe you.