1 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:57,326 Kay, Dr. Folin? 2 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:16,595 Dr. Folin? 3 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:21,767 They're taking Mrs. Petrakis into surgery. 4 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:26,814 - Has she been prepped? - No, she hasn't. 5 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:41,954 And go! 6 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,415 Did you call Dr. Sherman? 7 00:02:44,707 --> 00:02:46,292 - He's on his way. - Great. 8 00:02:58,304 --> 00:03:00,139 Wait! Whoa! 9 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:01,849 Race you. 10 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:16,572 You come here often? 11 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,616 Am I going to die? 12 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:19,908 Are you kidding? 13 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,952 Nobody's going to die, Mrs. Petrakis. 14 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,788 I'll clean all of the baklava out of your arteries. 15 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,249 This is the late show. I do my best work. 16 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,632 Anesthetic, please. 17 00:03:34,924 --> 00:03:36,926 Mrs. Fetrakis... 18 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:39,386 I'd like you to click your heels three times... 19 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:42,765 and when you wake up, you'll be back in Kansas. 20 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:46,101 Kansas? 21 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,907 Scalpel. Forceps. 22 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:03,410 Sponge. So, Carol... 23 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,342 how was your date with Bigfoot last night? 24 00:04:05,579 --> 00:04:07,915 He paid for the movie, but I paid for dinner. 25 00:04:08,207 --> 00:04:10,626 You're with the wrong guy. 26 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,419 I need more retraction here. 27 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,339 Let me get a retractor. 28 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,633 Boy, I can't get this... 29 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,427 She's hemorrhaging. Clamp. 30 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,807 I thought that would happen. Suture. 31 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,356 I can't stop this bleeding. 32 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,848 I should be better at this. My grandfather was a tailor. 33 00:04:37,528 --> 00:04:39,071 Maybe a 6-0 would work. 34 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:41,448 I'd use a staple gun if I could. 35 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,534 Clamp. 36 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:52,835 I'm getting an irregular heart rate... a fibrillation. 37 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,754 Heart rate and rhythm are normal, Doctor. 38 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:58,007 Constriction in the chest cavity. 39 00:04:58,299 --> 00:04:59,419 Breathing is labored. Clamp. 40 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:02,303 Respiration normal, Doctor. 41 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:03,804 God, this hurts. 42 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:05,723 Abbie, she's under. 43 00:05:06,015 --> 00:05:07,766 Almost got this bleeding controlled. 44 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,810 Clamp. 45 00:05:11,061 --> 00:05:12,730 Loss of feeling in the left arm. 46 00:05:13,022 --> 00:05:14,262 Carol, don't go to the Bahamas. 47 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,774 Give me another clamp, please. 48 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,653 Bleeding is controlled. 49 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:24,450 Dr. Sherman, would you be so kind? 50 00:05:24,742 --> 00:05:25,826 Abbie, what's going on? 51 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:27,828 I'm having a heart attack. 52 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,788 Dr. Polin! 53 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,459 Get me a gurney and a bed in ICU immediately. 54 00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,336 I need a blanket and a pillow. 55 00:05:39,048 --> 00:05:42,009 I'm going to need oxygen at four liters. 56 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:44,053 How's the patient? She lost a lot of blood. 57 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,345 No problem here. 58 00:05:45,596 --> 00:05:47,473 Check my pulse, please. 59 00:05:47,765 --> 00:05:50,768 Ninety-eight and slightly irregular. 60 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:53,187 - Not too bad, Abbie. - For a duck. 61 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:58,067 Scotty, get me an I.V. Lidocaine with a push. 62 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:05,324 Hi, boys. 63 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:07,576 One, two, three. 64 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:14,917 I'm going to buy you all something big. 65 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,643 Don't fight it, Abbie. 66 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:38,941 I'm afraid to go to sleep. 67 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:42,277 I'll get a hammer. 68 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:59,253 Dad, I'm afraid to go to sleep. 69 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,392 Why are you afraid to go to sleep? 70 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,269 What if I never wake up? 71 00:07:15,561 --> 00:07:17,729 Then there'll be more for me for breakfast. 72 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:20,524 Daddy, read to me... the dreams book. 73 00:07:20,816 --> 00:07:23,110 No. When you can read, you read the dreams book. 74 00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,903 But it's my favorite. 75 00:07:25,195 --> 00:07:29,450 All right, but it's not my favorite. 76 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,494 OK. The dreams book. 77 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,038 "Sweet dreams to my fingers. 78 00:07:35,330 --> 00:07:37,124 "Sweet dreams to my knees. 79 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:40,335 "Sweet dreams to bellybuttons that go in and out. 80 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:42,838 "Sweet dreams to all the little tushies in the world." 81 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,716 The big ones, too, like the waitress in the bowling alley. 82 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:48,093 That's not the way it goes. 83 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,721 This is kid's stuff. 84 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:53,974 You want something you can put your teeth into? 85 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,266 "Inherit the Wind." 86 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,978 Oh, no, not again. 87 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,105 "It's the loneliest feeling in the world... 88 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:01,637 "to find yourself standing up... 89 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:03,609 "when everyone else is sitting down. 90 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:05,501 "To have everybody look at you and say... 91 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:07,154 'What's the matter with him?' 92 00:08:07,446 --> 00:08:09,072 That's very good, Dad. 93 00:08:09,364 --> 00:08:13,452 Paul Muni, kiddo. 94 00:08:13,744 --> 00:08:17,748 "I know what it feels like to walk down an empty street... 95 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,459 "to hear the sound of your own footsteps. 96 00:08:20,751 --> 00:08:22,961 "Shutters closed, blinds drawn... 97 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,963 "doors closed against you." 98 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,549 I'm asleep, Daddy, really. 99 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,771 "And you don't know whether you're walking... 100 00:08:32,930 --> 00:08:36,558 "towards something or just walking away." 101 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,401 But it's very important that she doesn't miss... 102 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,441 her physical therapy sessions. 103 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,124 Good-bye, Matilda. 104 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:07,548 I checked you out. How are you doing? 105 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,050 Abbie? 106 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,596 I can hear! 107 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,723 Very funny. You're a funny guy. 108 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,100 Let's get out of here. 109 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,024 Thank God I'm out of here. I have such weird dreams. 110 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,836 That's understandable. Let's get a cab. 111 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:30,153 No, no, no. I really want to walk. 112 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:31,655 You're going to like it. Look. 113 00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:35,075 I'll lean on you, and you just lean on me. 114 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:38,078 - Is this good for you? - This is great. 115 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,125 We're a semicolon walking home. 116 00:09:48,714 --> 00:09:51,633 - Have to have my pretzel. - Salt! 117 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,096 Thank you. 118 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,681 Salt now. 119 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:02,853 - I was not ready for this. - Who is? 120 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:04,414 I'm a heart surgeon, for Christ's sake. 121 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,231 I should have seen it coming. 122 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,941 Even the Indians warned Custer... 123 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,919 "Don't come over today. We're a little cranky." 124 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,779 You had plenty of warning. You work like a maniac. 125 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:14,257 You were so busy being the doctor... 126 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:15,741 the patient almost died. 127 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,833 You're lucky it wasn't more serious this time. 128 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,621 Why can't you be straight with me? 129 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,749 What are you so pissed-off about? 130 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,543 I don't want to lose you. 131 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,441 You were so cute. 132 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:55,656 Nice hands, Doctor. 133 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,699 I still wear that outfit. 134 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,951 Look at me. 135 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,787 This is great. 136 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:04,873 I couldn't catch a ball. 137 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,168 It's hard to catch with your face. 138 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,462 I had the word "Spalding" written on my forehead... 139 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:13,632 until I was about six. 140 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:16,677 Oh, my God. 141 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,512 Now I see why you always lock the door. 142 00:11:18,804 --> 00:11:20,931 - Who took these? - My father. 143 00:11:21,223 --> 00:11:23,684 Your mother's loving this, too. 144 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:26,561 How old were you when they broke up? 145 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:30,315 Seven. My favorite toy was a suitcase. 146 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,234 Mine was my father's stethoscope. 147 00:11:32,526 --> 00:11:33,944 Speaking of which... 148 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,280 it's still ticking! 149 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,745 I didn't even realize this was on here. 150 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,956 What's this? 151 00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:49,334 This is Music Night, PS 74. You don't want to see this. 152 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:53,672 Wait, wait, wait. No, no. Abbie. 153 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:56,925 - Are you wearing a tuxedo? - Yes. 154 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,261 You look like the world's smallest maitre d'. 155 00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:00,595 He made me wear that. 156 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,847 He wanted me to be a bandleader, like Harry James. 157 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,141 "Kid, it's a great job. 158 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,153 "You wear a black tuxedo, a white carnation. 159 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,061 "You can fuck Betty Grable." 160 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:12,899 I wish you would play for me. 161 00:12:13,191 --> 00:12:14,985 I can't. 162 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,580 And that's another reason. 163 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,085 You want some tea? 164 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,255 You never talk about your father. 165 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,632 When did he die? 166 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,468 He's not dead. 167 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,681 What? He's alive? 168 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,350 Wait a minute. Your father is alive? 169 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,979 I haven't checked lately, but he's alive. So what? 170 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,523 So what? You told me he was dead. 171 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,233 Why would I do that? 172 00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,525 Come on, Abbie. 173 00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,487 Every time I'd ask you about him... 174 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,822 you'd shrug. 175 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,783 I assumed that meant... 176 00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,285 You take my shrugs too seriously. 177 00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,788 Come on. Really? He's alive? 178 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,998 - Where is he? - He lives in Los Angeles. 179 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,374 What does he do? 180 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,585 He's a professional embarrassment. 181 00:13:13,877 --> 00:13:15,197 How come you never talk about him? 182 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,713 There's nothing to say. 183 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:20,675 Welcome home, Lisa. The turtle is back in his shell. 184 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,803 Some things are personal. 185 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,805 Personal? Wait a minute. 186 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:27,390 For three years, I assume your father's dead. 187 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:30,811 Now I find out he's alive. That's personal. 188 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,522 Abbie, this is scaring me. 189 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,816 What else have you not told me? 190 00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:37,818 I'm a transvestite on the weekends. 191 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:41,112 I knew that. No, I mean it. Answer the question. 192 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,073 Let's just save this for a rainy day. 193 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:44,565 My heart has done the mambo... 194 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,868 and it was not on my list of things to do. 195 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,664 We can't forget the list. Sorry. 196 00:13:50,956 --> 00:13:52,499 I've spent a lot of time wondering... 197 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,084 where I fit on that list. 198 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,294 Right near the top. 199 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,382 You know why we broke up? 200 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,592 Because you're always hiding from me. 201 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,302 Hello? 202 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,304 We could have a great time together, Abbie. 203 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,682 Why don't you join me? 204 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,355 I have this patient-a boy... 205 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:20,694 He's 12. He's terminal, and he's amazing. 206 00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:22,529 He tells me something new every day. 207 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:23,905 He tells me everything. 208 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,407 He's a kid, and he's scared. 209 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,200 You want a mirror? 210 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,872 So, what did your father do? 211 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,999 Did he beat you? 212 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,458 Do you know what it's like... 213 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,794 to go to a father and son dinner with my mother? 214 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,089 With Sylvia Polin in a fox stole? 215 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,301 She brought cake. 216 00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:46,094 How come you dream about him? 217 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:47,554 I don't know. It was a fluke. 218 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,306 It must have been the I.V. 219 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,398 Have you ever thought that maybe you love him? 220 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,935 No. 221 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,227 No? 222 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,483 You're a tough piece. 223 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:09,284 You are great in bed... 224 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,870 but then you don't know how to hold my hand. 225 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,791 Did you come back because I got sick? 226 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,627 No. 227 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:24,215 When you find a decent, witty, straight turtle... 228 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:29,429 with great potential, not to mention a fine ass... 229 00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,890 you do everything you can to make it work... 230 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:37,020 but it's really tiring trying to do it alone. 231 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:44,736 I've got rounds. 232 00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:44,170 Abbie! Yo, Abbie, hey! 233 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:46,381 Come on, wave! 234 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:50,051 Do something. This is a moving picture. 235 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,387 Do something funny. Come on. 236 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:53,680 Guess who. 237 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,766 Sanctuary! Sanctuary! 238 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,938 Charles Laughton, "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." 239 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,104 Aunt Sophie. 240 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,356 Perfect..and cut. 241 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,444 Dr. Livingstone, I presume. 242 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,405 I'm going to be late getting back to work. 243 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,782 I'll probably get fired. 244 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,576 I'll spend my most productive years... 245 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,579 waiting for unemployment checks. 246 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:18,871 I could have taken a cab. 247 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,042 Don't be silly. 248 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,258 Why are you staring at me? 249 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,719 You look different. 250 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,929 What'd you do, get a haircut or something? 251 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,515 Around three years ago. 252 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:45,815 How's a hotshot doctor get time off to visit his old man? 253 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,358 I told you on the phone. 254 00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:48,930 I had a little bit of time off... 255 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,714 and I have a lot of friends out here... 256 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:51,946 and I wanted some sun. 257 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,758 You couldn't have come at a worse time. 258 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:54,949 I'm busy as hell. 259 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,495 Don't worry. I won't stay that long. 260 00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,955 Was it something I said? 261 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,448 Polin, lunch was an hour. You can't keep doing this. 262 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,493 I overdid it at the salad bar. I was afraid to drive. 263 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,664 Get a job. I'm surrounded by assassins. 264 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,707 - Freddie? - Yeah? 265 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,752 Do me a big favor? Punch me up on the monitor. 266 00:18:48,044 --> 00:18:49,712 I appreciate it. 267 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:54,008 In case anybody is interested, I brought my own family doctor. 268 00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:01,015 Abbie, do me a favor. Help me raise the bed. 269 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,982 How's your so-called mother? Seen her lately? 270 00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,874 She came to visit me about two weeks ago. 271 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,861 She moved to Vermont. 272 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:16,698 Hold it! Vermont? 273 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,409 A woman her age is supposed to live in Florida. 274 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,701 Who moves to Vermont? 275 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,412 She likes the cold. 276 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,747 She should. She invented it. 277 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:27,125 Extras, places right away. 278 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,881 Abe, there's an ugly rumor going around... 279 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,924 that they're letting people go today. 280 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,219 I warned you... never play a coma. It's deadly. 281 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,847 Comas are the first to go when they lay off. 282 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,766 What should I do? 283 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,102 Come out of your coma. 284 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:48,062 Thanks. 285 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,360 Vermont. 286 00:19:54,652 --> 00:19:57,071 Your so-called mother's crazy. 287 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,532 She was always crazy. That's why I divorced her. 288 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,201 She said she divorced you. 289 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,286 That's how crazy she is. 290 00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,833 How do I look, Doctor? 291 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,669 Don't you feel like a putz? 292 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,298 Where else could you lay around all day and get paid? 293 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,759 Would you please clear the set? 294 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,171 Abbie, stand by the monitor. 295 00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,262 Watch me. You'll enjoy it. 296 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,674 First scene, first position. 297 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:24,974 Background. You are very sick. 298 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,809 Pick a disease-a quiet one. 299 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:29,312 I need this bed clear. 300 00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,439 I'm feeling much better. 301 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,191 No. You don't come out of your coma. 302 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,860 You're dead. You're history. Let's go. 303 00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,946 Very quiet, please. On the bell. 304 00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:42,617 And in five, four, three, two. 305 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,827 Have you checked him? 306 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,412 Why not? 307 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:52,752 Oh, my God. I hope he doesn't recognize me. 308 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,879 How could you sleep with your own grandfather? 309 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,171 Well, I didn't know. 310 00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:57,799 Wait a minute! Abbie! 311 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,592 When did you start to like sun? 312 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,678 What are you really doing out here? 313 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:04,097 Stop tape. Who the hell's talking? 314 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,307 Hal, come on. We can't work like this. 315 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,935 I thought I heard a noise coming from this bed. 316 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:10,812 It was me. 317 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:15,024 I picked malaria. I was delirious. 318 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,484 Back to one. Come on, people. 319 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,236 Please, help me out here. 320 00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,946 Second bell. Tape is rolling. 321 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:25,576 And in five, four, three, two. 322 00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:28,830 Here's a funny story 323 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,832 I hope you understand 324 00:21:31,124 --> 00:21:33,876 Listen very closely if you possibly can 325 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:37,505 The story of two popcorn kernels in a red-hot pan 326 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,508 One turned to the other and said, "Hey, man" 327 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,593 "I'm too pooped to pop" 328 00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,429 "Ain't playin' possum" 329 00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:45,930 "Too pooped to pop" 330 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,974 "And I do want to blossom" 331 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,350 "Don't like the bottom" 332 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,144 "Want to get up on top" 333 00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:54,355 "It seems like I'm just too pooped to pop" 334 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:58,443 "Now, I'm too pooped to pop, and I ain't lyin"" 335 00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,821 "Too pooped to pop, just layin' there fryin"" 336 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:04,949 "Salt and butter's ready, and the fire is hot" 337 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:11,080 "Seems like I'm just too pooped to pop" 338 00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:16,794 Oh, yeah 339 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,171 Yeah! 340 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:27,138 No applause. Just throw money. 341 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:30,558 How you doing? 342 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:32,060 Good, good. 343 00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:33,770 Abbie, have a drink. 344 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:35,521 This is fine. 345 00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:38,608 Come on. Have a taste. 346 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,401 I'll have an Absolut on the rocks. 347 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,362 Absolutely. Give me one. 348 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:44,739 You can't fly on one wing, kid. 349 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,576 Am I going to see you Wednesday? 350 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,412 I'll give you a call. My kid's in town. 351 00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,458 See that you do. 352 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:02,298 And now, for all the lovers in the room... 353 00:23:05,802 --> 00:23:07,178 I usually play by ear. 354 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,852 You're a pretty popular girl. 355 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:16,854 These are my people. 356 00:23:17,146 --> 00:23:18,481 Extras are the real Hollywood. 357 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,084 You won't see our names in the credit... 358 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:21,628 not above the title or below the title. 359 00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:24,529 We think of ourselves as behind the title. 360 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:25,988 See the fat guy over there... 361 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,408 with the square head, looks like a bottle of cologne? 362 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,535 - Yeah. - He's a legend. 363 00:23:30,827 --> 00:23:32,453 He invented the courtroom walla. 364 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,080 He's that famous? 365 00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,791 You know how in every courtroom scene the guy confesses... 366 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,936 and there's a murmur goes through the courtroom? 367 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,295 That's the walla, and that's Stan Cantor... 368 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,589 the great man who invented it. 369 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:45,299 Watch this. 370 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,884 Hey, Stan! 371 00:23:49,679 --> 00:23:53,307 Isn't it true you had sexual intercourse with Alison Weatley? 372 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:05,945 They got the Brody kid over in the jailhouse. 373 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:09,282 Hang him, I say! Let's hang him! 374 00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,909 Hang him! I say that, too. 375 00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,787 Watch this one. 376 00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,623 Pardon me. How's your hay fever? 377 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,206 I love it when you do that. 378 00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:23,171 Thanks. 379 00:24:23,463 --> 00:24:26,257 We're all specialists, kid. Just like you. 380 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:27,717 What's your specialty, Abe? 381 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:31,179 Me? I'm a face in a crowd. 382 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,475 Let's talk turkey. 383 00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:39,770 Why did you really come out here? 384 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,814 I've been under a lot of pressure lately. 385 00:24:42,106 --> 00:24:44,484 You want my advice? Sleep on it. 386 00:24:44,775 --> 00:24:46,944 Thank you very much. 387 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,197 Have you tried taking showers? 388 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:50,990 I get my best ideas in the shower. 389 00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:52,325 Please listen to me. 390 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:53,617 I got a better one. 391 00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:55,388 Take off your socks, put on your socks. 392 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:59,081 Einstein figured out the whole universe putting on his socks. 393 00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,667 I had a heart attack. 394 00:25:03,127 --> 00:25:05,004 You hold that thought. 395 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,139 Last Call. 396 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:16,974 I'll see if he's here. 397 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:20,228 Dr. Folin? Telephone. 398 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,896 Dr. Folin? 399 00:25:27,735 --> 00:25:29,654 Are you sure they said Dr. Folin? 400 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,697 Yeah, Dr. Polin. 401 00:25:31,989 --> 00:25:33,991 Hello. This is Dr. Polin. 402 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:35,451 When did it happen? 403 00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:36,869 Where the hell are you? 404 00:25:37,161 --> 00:25:38,663 This is a toll call. 405 00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:41,457 You want to just hit the highlights? 406 00:25:44,168 --> 00:25:45,479 What the hell is the matter with you? 407 00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:46,583 I caught you at a bad time? 408 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,112 Listen, while you're calming down... 409 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:51,092 if you want to talk to me, I'm at 555-4379... 410 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:52,784 and while you're thinking it over... 411 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,012 I want you to know it's not my fault. 412 00:25:55,304 --> 00:25:57,348 Get down here and talk to me. 413 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,183 When the hell did it happen? 414 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,227 Six weeks ago! 415 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,855 Six weeks? Six weeks? 416 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,024 And you wait till now to tell me? 417 00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,193 What am I, a passing acquaintance? 418 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:10,611 How am I supposed to feel? 419 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:12,572 This isn't about you... 420 00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:19,036 Excuse me. 421 00:26:19,328 --> 00:26:21,831 Abe, your call did it. 422 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:25,042 I got the job. Two weeks guaranteed. 423 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,545 Isn't that good news, Abbie? 424 00:26:27,837 --> 00:26:31,299 I'm so nervous. I haven't worked in months. 425 00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:36,512 Come on. Angels don't cry. 426 00:26:42,977 --> 00:26:45,563 She needed my help. 427 00:26:45,855 --> 00:26:47,565 I pulled a few strings. 428 00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:49,108 Shit. 429 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,614 Five years, you don't see me. 430 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:56,625 Then you waltz out here without a warning... 431 00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,409 and you hit me with heart attack. 432 00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,453 What am I chasing you for? 433 00:27:00,745 --> 00:27:02,496 Where are you going? 434 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,541 How can a city this big have no cabs? 435 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,209 Will you listen to me? 436 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:10,546 Do you know you embarrassed me in front of my friends? 437 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:13,424 My heart attack embarrassed you? 438 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,468 What did I say? 439 00:27:17,553 --> 00:27:19,180 I'm going to the hotel. 440 00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,265 You were better on the phone. 441 00:27:24,268 --> 00:27:26,687 Taxi! Taxi! 442 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:38,199 Hi. It's me. 443 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:40,171 It's a little bit after midnight for you... 444 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:43,412 which makes it 1958 out here. 445 00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:46,791 Just called to say I'm fine. Everything went great. 446 00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:48,751 My dad was really happy to see me... 447 00:27:49,043 --> 00:27:52,213 and we're actually going to a baseball game tomorrow. 448 00:27:52,505 --> 00:27:55,675 Otherwise, I feel good. 449 00:27:55,966 --> 00:27:57,526 I'm just a little bit tired, that's all. 450 00:27:57,802 --> 00:28:02,139 Your voice sounded really sexy on your answering machine. 451 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,431 Well, enough of that. 452 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,768 I'm not allowed to get crazy, am I? 453 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:10,356 This is your weary traveler saying good night. 454 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:20,491 - Who is it? - Room service. 455 00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:23,119 I didn't order any room service. 456 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:26,205 Complimentary fruit for Dr. Polin. 457 00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:31,767 Say you're shtupping some girl in here... 458 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:33,546 and you have another heart attack... 459 00:28:33,838 --> 00:28:35,065 and she robs you and leaves you there... 460 00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:36,400 and you can't get to the phone for help. 461 00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:37,967 What do you want? 462 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:39,510 Will you stay with me, kiddo? 463 00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:41,762 This trip was a really bad idea. 464 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,682 It was lovely seeing you, but I'm going home tomorrow. 465 00:28:44,974 --> 00:28:47,268 Going home? We got off to a bad start. 466 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,354 We always get off to a bad start. 467 00:28:50,646 --> 00:28:52,690 Will you do it for me? 468 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:54,358 It's pointless. 469 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:57,611 I'm your father, and I'm asking. 470 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:21,469 Don't you ever feel like a putz in those costumes? 471 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:24,555 Putz? 472 00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:28,476 I never feel like a putz. 473 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:30,328 I've lived a thousand different lives... 474 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:31,919 in a thousand different places, kid. 475 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,940 Great. When was the last time you opened a window? 476 00:29:36,233 --> 00:29:37,777 "Towering Inferno." 477 00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:40,654 Steve McQueen needed a little help. 478 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:44,366 Hey, hey. You gonna stay here with me? 479 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:48,329 Watch it. Nobody tells Abe Polin how to live. 480 00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:50,706 You still have the old chair from Herkland. 481 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,585 We watched Johnny Partridge beat the Yankees from that chair. 482 00:29:54,877 --> 00:29:56,980 That's the only thing I took with me after the divorce. 483 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,315 I left your mother everything else... 484 00:29:58,339 --> 00:29:59,715 including the rumors. 485 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:02,593 Let me show you something. 486 00:30:02,885 --> 00:30:04,178 You see that? 487 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,430 When I die, make a mold of that imprint... 488 00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,200 and put it in front of the Chinese Theater. 489 00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:11,727 Gable's feet, Monroe's hands, and Abe Polin's ass. 490 00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:14,647 I'll write that down. 491 00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:17,733 This is an interesting collage. 492 00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:20,528 I couldn't find a picture of us, so I taped me in. 493 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,112 You'd never know. 494 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:23,781 I did a good job. 495 00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:26,158 You want a beer? Got a pill to take? 496 00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:27,450 No. I'm going to turn in. 497 00:30:27,701 --> 00:30:29,286 To what? 498 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:46,679 - Hey, Abe. - What? 499 00:30:46,971 --> 00:30:48,681 Which is my bed? 500 00:30:48,973 --> 00:30:50,453 What's the difference? Take your pick. 501 00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:52,059 I don't want to sleep in your bed. 502 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,270 A bed is a bed is a bed. 503 00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:58,357 It looks like you picked out a bed. Take it. 504 00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,235 I got an early call at the studio tomorrow. 505 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,070 Want to come with me? 506 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:06,657 You said if I stayed here you'd take some time off. 507 00:31:06,949 --> 00:31:08,659 Did I say that? 508 00:31:08,951 --> 00:31:11,829 This is a very important job. Could be the big one. 509 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:13,873 Big one? But you're an extra. 510 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:15,583 Didn't you want to be an actor? 511 00:31:18,669 --> 00:31:21,005 I am an actor. 512 00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:23,007 But it's not really acting. 513 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:24,508 Anybody can do what you do. 514 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,219 You stand behind the actors. 515 00:31:27,511 --> 00:31:29,179 I could have had a hundred speaking parts. 516 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,157 I don't know how many times a director has said... 517 00:31:31,181 --> 00:31:32,181 "Abe, read for a part." 518 00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:33,433 Why haven't you? 519 00:31:33,642 --> 00:31:35,394 Because I won't take just anything. 520 00:31:35,686 --> 00:31:37,730 There's an alt to being incidental. 521 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:43,861 You know how good I am? 522 00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:45,738 I laid in that hospital bed every day... 523 00:31:46,030 --> 00:31:47,350 for two months on that soap opera. 524 00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:50,659 People all over the country sent me "Get well" cards. 525 00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:55,539 I'm not an extra. 526 00:31:55,831 --> 00:31:57,833 I'm the king of the extras. 527 00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:03,714 Good night, Abe. 528 00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:05,299 Good night. 529 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,805 Any schmuck can get a speaking part. 530 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:42,211 Must have scared the hell out of you, huh? 531 00:32:42,503 --> 00:32:45,214 I thought I was immortal. 532 00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:50,302 It's like old times... 533 00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:54,431 just you and me talking about our problems. 534 00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:57,434 We never talked about anything. 535 00:32:57,726 --> 00:33:00,688 Why bring up problems? 536 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,292 What's the matter? 537 00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:24,753 You're in my bed. 538 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:29,883 Thank you. 539 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,663 Hi. 540 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:24,224 People, hold it down. 541 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,477 Want to finish that conversation on your own time? 542 00:36:27,769 --> 00:36:29,771 A couple of things. 543 00:36:30,063 --> 00:36:33,317 Number one, use the phones outside. 544 00:36:33,609 --> 00:36:34,929 Don't use the phones on the stage. 545 00:36:35,068 --> 00:36:36,278 They're for the actors only. 546 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:37,570 That's the good news. 547 00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:40,532 The bad news is that we don't need all of you. 548 00:36:41,742 --> 00:36:43,577 You're breaking my heart. 549 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:45,069 Let's just count out the 20... 550 00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:47,372 and the rest of you can go home. Go ahead. 551 00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:50,042 - Go ahead, what? - Start counting. 552 00:36:50,334 --> 00:36:52,294 I don't count. I'm an actor. 553 00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:53,629 He's an actor. 554 00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:56,548 Start counting or get lost. 555 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:01,595 One. 556 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:04,514 What did you say? 557 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:08,018 Two, three... 558 00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:13,523 four, five, six, seven... 559 00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:15,442 eight... 560 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:38,757 - Who is it? - Dr. Polin, telegram. 561 00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:43,428 Abbie Folin? 562 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:46,682 This is your Celebrity Impressions Tapping Telegram! 563 00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:50,102 Well, hello, you old poop 564 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:52,104 I just came to get the scoop 565 00:37:52,396 --> 00:37:54,439 To see if you're behaving like you should 566 00:37:54,731 --> 00:37:55,731 You know what I mean? 567 00:37:55,941 --> 00:37:57,484 Are you watching your aorta 568 00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,152 And doing what you oughta? 569 00:37:59,444 --> 00:38:02,155 'Cause doctors who are sick ain't very good 570 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:03,447 Yes 571 00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:04,700 Thanks very much. 572 00:38:04,992 --> 00:38:05,992 Are you in show business? 573 00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:07,243 No, I'm a doctor. 574 00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:08,494 For one of the studios? 575 00:38:08,662 --> 00:38:09,662 No. I'm sorry. 576 00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,415 Here's a picture anyway. 577 00:38:11,707 --> 00:38:13,333 You never know. Call me. 578 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,168 Who sent you? 579 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:23,176 Direct from the Big Apple, Dr. Lisa McConnell! 580 00:38:28,307 --> 00:38:30,142 I was in the neighborhood. 581 00:38:30,434 --> 00:38:31,727 Holy shit. 582 00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:33,299 "You're so romantic," she said... 583 00:38:33,562 --> 00:38:36,064 as he swept her into his arms and carried her off to his bed. 584 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:38,233 Did I say holy shit? 585 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:40,569 You've got to stop threatening to love me. 586 00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:43,572 What the hell are you doing here? 587 00:38:43,864 --> 00:38:50,203 I was sitting home listening to my messages... 588 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,497 and all of the sudden, here's your lonely voice... 589 00:38:52,789 --> 00:38:54,124 saying everything's fine... 590 00:38:54,416 --> 00:38:57,044 you and dad went to a baseball game. 591 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:59,755 Schmuck, there's no baseball in January. 592 00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:06,053 How about asking me in? 593 00:39:06,345 --> 00:39:08,722 This is a 3,000-mile house call. 594 00:39:09,014 --> 00:39:11,725 Yeah, sure. Come in. 595 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:13,643 You don't seem very happy to see me. 596 00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:15,979 I'm surprised to see you, that's all. 597 00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:17,814 Hi. 598 00:39:18,106 --> 00:39:22,152 Could you be a little less emotional when you kiss me? 599 00:39:22,444 --> 00:39:24,529 I'm perspiring. 600 00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:27,491 How is it going? 601 00:39:27,783 --> 00:39:30,577 I'm in a lot of trouble here. 602 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:40,879 That may be the most honest thing you've ever said to me. 603 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,384 I was doing good. I really was. 604 00:39:45,675 --> 00:39:47,928 I was nervous, but I was in control. 605 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:51,390 Then someplace between baggage claim and the curb... 606 00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:53,683 it got all screwed up. 607 00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:01,733 I'm going to take a shower, all right? 608 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:06,321 Make yourself at home. 609 00:40:09,950 --> 00:40:11,326 Thank you. 610 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:24,881 Play it, Bill. 611 00:40:27,509 --> 00:40:29,094 Excuse me. Sorry. 612 00:40:29,386 --> 00:40:30,887 Can you tell me where Stage 13 is? 613 00:40:31,179 --> 00:40:32,779 At the end of the trailer, to your right. 614 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,349 Thank you. Sorry. 615 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:36,268 That's pretty good. Try it again. 616 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,437 Let me get this straight before I meet him. 617 00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:40,272 He's either an actor, or he isn't. 618 00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:41,565 Exactly. 619 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:45,068 It's not stupid to play broccoli. 620 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:47,487 I'm very sorry. Excuse me. 621 00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,614 No. I'm an actor. I play many roles. 622 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,701 I am not a piece of meat. I command respect. 623 00:40:52,993 --> 00:40:54,262 If they catch me using this phone... 624 00:40:54,286 --> 00:40:55,286 they will kill me. 625 00:41:03,879 --> 00:41:05,422 Excuse me, Miss Strawberry. 626 00:41:05,714 --> 00:41:06,715 What's happening? 627 00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:08,367 Can you tell me where Abe Polin is? 628 00:41:08,467 --> 00:41:09,467 Of course. 629 00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:12,137 He's holding court right on the set. 630 00:41:12,429 --> 00:41:13,722 Thank you. 631 00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:18,810 Abe, you got visitors! 632 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,565 Look out for people wearing bibs. 633 00:41:23,857 --> 00:41:25,297 This is a really good friend of mine. 634 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,068 Dr. Lisa McConnell, this is my father. 635 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:28,640 It's such a pleasure to meet you. 636 00:41:28,695 --> 00:41:30,697 I've heard so much about you. 637 00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:32,029 I'm glad you came, Doctor. 638 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,242 Maybe you can tell me what's wrong with my hand. 639 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:35,911 It's been like this for a month. 640 00:41:36,203 --> 00:41:38,121 Have you tried soaking it in melted butter? 641 00:41:38,413 --> 00:41:39,623 We got a winner here! 642 00:41:39,915 --> 00:41:41,435 Anything off the top shelf, sweetheart. 643 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:42,959 Don't you feel like a putz? 644 00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:45,295 When was the last time you were a lobster? 645 00:41:45,587 --> 00:41:46,838 Are you from Hollywood, Doctor? 646 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,130 No. New York. 647 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:49,500 Really? That's where I'm from. 648 00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:50,967 Frozen fresh. 649 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:52,539 Lisa and I are on staff together. 650 00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:54,641 She's one of the best pediatricians in New York. 651 00:41:54,804 --> 00:41:56,890 Nice credit. 652 00:41:57,182 --> 00:41:58,934 What is it? You bored with me already? 653 00:41:59,226 --> 00:42:00,477 You had to fly in visitors? 654 00:42:00,769 --> 00:42:03,230 Tango, touchup! 655 00:42:03,522 --> 00:42:06,816 Shut up. Get over here. 656 00:42:07,108 --> 00:42:09,152 You remember my late son Abbie. 657 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:11,488 And this is one of only three lady doctors... 658 00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:13,823 in the world... Christian O'Hara. 659 00:42:14,115 --> 00:42:16,284 - Lisa McConnell. - Nice to meet you. 660 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:18,036 Make it special. 661 00:42:18,328 --> 00:42:20,330 It isn't every day my son sees me crawl. 662 00:42:20,622 --> 00:42:24,668 I'll make you look like you just came out of the water. 663 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,378 Who does her skin remind you of? 664 00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:28,755 Grace Kelly. 665 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,632 Skin like a baby's bottom. 666 00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:31,924 Thank you. 667 00:42:32,092 --> 00:42:34,052 I worked with Grace Kelly in "To Catch a Thief." 668 00:42:34,344 --> 00:42:35,464 Remember the ballroom scene? 669 00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:36,972 I danced right by. 670 00:42:37,264 --> 00:42:38,640 That's the first movie I ever saw! 671 00:42:38,932 --> 00:42:40,850 The State Theater, Madison, Wisconsin. 672 00:42:41,142 --> 00:42:42,727 That's nice. 673 00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,437 Do me a favor, will you? 674 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:47,691 Rub the shell right above my ear. 675 00:42:47,983 --> 00:42:49,401 You really knew Grace Kelly? 676 00:42:49,693 --> 00:42:51,403 Yes, I knew Grace Kelly. 677 00:42:51,695 --> 00:42:54,072 That's it. Off you go. 678 00:42:54,364 --> 00:42:55,564 Thanks, Tango. Anybody calls... 679 00:42:55,657 --> 00:42:59,202 tell them I'm in Maine for the summer. 680 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:00,494 This thing weighs a ton. 681 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:02,831 I'd like to get some air. 682 00:43:07,335 --> 00:43:08,712 What's the name of this picture? 683 00:43:09,004 --> 00:43:11,590 "Surf and Turf." 684 00:43:14,009 --> 00:43:15,885 Abe, is that you? 685 00:43:16,177 --> 00:43:17,762 Sean, is that you? 686 00:43:18,054 --> 00:43:19,764 You look very well. 687 00:43:20,056 --> 00:43:21,600 $12 a pound, mate. 688 00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:24,603 I must get back to work. 689 00:43:24,894 --> 00:43:26,771 Good-bye. 690 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:28,690 That's Sean Connery! 691 00:43:28,982 --> 00:43:30,942 I know. He's from my old neighborhood. 692 00:43:31,234 --> 00:43:32,652 You know Sean Connery? 693 00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:34,487 I worked with all the greatest... 694 00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:36,990 Sean Connery, Marlon Brando, Paul Newman. 695 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,658 I worked with Doris Day. 696 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:40,493 I used to walk her cat. 697 00:43:40,785 --> 00:43:42,225 You stay right over here, sweetheart. 698 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:43,913 You can see everything. 699 00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:46,708 Can we have all atmosphere in place right away? 700 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:48,000 First team. 701 00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:51,796 Anybody bothers you, tell them you're with Abe. 702 00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:54,633 Excuse me. 703 00:43:57,719 --> 00:43:59,304 He's very charming. 704 00:43:59,596 --> 00:44:00,889 Isn't he? 705 00:44:02,015 --> 00:44:03,015 Bosco, you OK in there? 706 00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:04,452 Can you see where you're going? 707 00:44:04,476 --> 00:44:06,227 - Yeah. - Right over here. 708 00:44:09,064 --> 00:44:11,733 Fruits and vegetables, stay together. 709 00:44:12,025 --> 00:44:13,985 You shellfish, you can spread out... 710 00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:17,238 but remember, this is your first time on land. 711 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:18,530 You're panicked. 712 00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:20,283 You can only think of one thing... 713 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:22,619 you want revenge! 714 00:44:22,911 --> 00:44:24,663 Is everybody ready? Max, are you ready? 715 00:44:24,954 --> 00:44:27,207 - Yes, I'm ready. - Max is ready. I'm ready. 716 00:44:27,499 --> 00:44:28,899 You're ready. Let's make this thing. 717 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:31,503 This is picture. Put us on a bell, please. 718 00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:34,547 - Marker. - Action! 719 00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,591 Fruits and vegetables, go! 720 00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:37,883 Shellfish! 721 00:44:38,093 --> 00:44:39,844 Carol! Tommy! 722 00:44:46,226 --> 00:44:48,561 The loneliest feeling in the world... 723 00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:50,105 is to be standing up... 724 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:53,066 when everybody else is sitting down... 725 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,398 To have everybody say, "What's the matter with him?" 726 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:57,195 He has a part. 727 00:44:57,487 --> 00:44:58,822 I know.. 728 00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:01,366 I know what it's like to walk down an empty street... 729 00:45:01,658 --> 00:45:04,119 and hear the sound of your own footsteps. 730 00:45:04,411 --> 00:45:05,411 He must be drunk. 731 00:45:05,662 --> 00:45:08,081 You want to get him off the set? 732 00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:09,541 Cut! Cut! 733 00:45:09,833 --> 00:45:14,421 You aren't sure if you are walking toward something... 734 00:45:14,713 --> 00:45:16,631 or just walking away. 735 00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:19,551 Would somebody get rid of the lobster, please? 736 00:45:19,843 --> 00:45:21,302 Is there a nurse on the set? 737 00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:22,594 I'm a doctor. 738 00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:29,644 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 739 00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:31,104 Are you all right? 740 00:45:32,689 --> 00:45:34,649 Of course I'm all right. 741 00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,568 Then come down here, please. 742 00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:44,075 Give us a second, please. Thank you. 743 00:45:53,293 --> 00:45:55,754 I haven't said that speech in 30 years. 744 00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:57,338 I know. 745 00:45:59,799 --> 00:46:02,469 What's the matter? You never saw a lobster talk before? 746 00:46:07,974 --> 00:46:09,476 I'm fine. I'm OK. 747 00:46:09,768 --> 00:46:10,769 Right here. 748 00:46:11,060 --> 00:46:12,729 Will you stop carrying on? 749 00:46:13,021 --> 00:46:15,982 I just lost my geography. 750 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:19,319 For a second there, I thought I was someplace else. 751 00:46:21,696 --> 00:46:23,740 Has this ever happened before, Abe? 752 00:46:24,032 --> 00:46:25,200 No. Once in a while... 753 00:46:25,492 --> 00:46:27,511 I recite The Gettysburg Address, but that's for practice. 754 00:46:27,535 --> 00:46:28,535 Look up. 755 00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:30,107 No dizziness? No sudden blackouts? 756 00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,474 You're the doctor. You tell me. 757 00:46:31,498 --> 00:46:33,249 Do this. 758 00:46:33,541 --> 00:46:34,793 His coordination is fine. 759 00:46:35,084 --> 00:46:36,084 Maybe it was dehydration. 760 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,014 It must've been hot as hell in that costume. 761 00:46:38,213 --> 00:46:39,813 What did you have to eat and drink today? 762 00:46:39,881 --> 00:46:42,050 The usual... a taco, a couple of beers. 763 00:46:42,342 --> 00:46:43,968 And this is a good idea. 764 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:45,540 You don't take care of yourself. 765 00:46:45,595 --> 00:46:46,995 Look who's talking, Mr. Chest Pains. 766 00:46:47,263 --> 00:46:48,741 When was the last time you had a physical, Abe? 767 00:46:48,765 --> 00:46:52,060 When I needed one. Now, please... 768 00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:56,356 Al, you know Dr. and Mrs. Welby. 769 00:46:56,648 --> 00:46:57,648 What the hell happened? 770 00:46:57,899 --> 00:46:59,275 I faked it. 771 00:46:59,567 --> 00:47:03,238 You do something crazy, it gets in the movie. 772 00:47:03,530 --> 00:47:05,281 You are a sick puppy. 773 00:47:07,450 --> 00:47:10,912 This is where it all happens, kid. 774 00:47:11,204 --> 00:47:12,914 Magic time. 775 00:47:13,206 --> 00:47:14,791 You see that? 776 00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,252 Moses parted the Red Sea right there. 777 00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:18,824 Right there in that parking lot? 778 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,338 It's a water tank. 779 00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:22,310 Cecil B. De Mille's "The Ten Commandments." 780 00:47:22,423 --> 00:47:24,884 It was my first flick. I played a goat herder. 781 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,553 I almost didn't make it through. 782 00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:27,845 That's amazing. 783 00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:29,055 Want a bite? 784 00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:30,640 Why bother eating it? 785 00:47:30,932 --> 00:47:33,268 Why not shove it directly into your artery? 786 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,436 Biff is a moody man. 787 00:47:37,689 --> 00:47:39,399 What do you see in the tush? 788 00:47:39,691 --> 00:47:41,651 What has he got that I ain't got? 789 00:47:41,943 --> 00:47:42,943 Only younger. 790 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,446 To start with, more hair. 791 00:47:47,866 --> 00:47:49,242 He was 11 years old. 792 00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:51,452 I took him to Sugarman's Turkish bath. 793 00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:53,162 He didn't want to go in naked. 794 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:55,134 He was afraid that everybody would laugh... 795 00:47:55,164 --> 00:47:57,917 when they'd see that he didn't have any hair on his... 796 00:47:58,209 --> 00:47:59,689 I was afraid they were going to laugh. 797 00:47:59,752 --> 00:48:00,752 Is it such a big deal? 798 00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:02,642 What the hell are you bringing this up for? 799 00:48:02,839 --> 00:48:05,675 - Anyway... - Tell me about this tank. 800 00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:07,802 I tried to explain to him. 801 00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:10,138 You think these guys never saw a little boy before? 802 00:48:10,430 --> 00:48:13,975 It's natural. You grow up, your body starts to change. 803 00:48:14,267 --> 00:48:15,351 So I trust him, right? 804 00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,186 I take off my clothes. 805 00:48:17,478 --> 00:48:19,355 I hold his hand, and we go inside. 806 00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:22,233 - And then he yells... - I said. 807 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,944 "Don't anybody laugh... 808 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:27,697 "because my son don't have hair on his balls." 809 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,867 Was that so bad? 810 00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,452 It's a funny story. 811 00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:34,829 If you like that story, you're gonna love this. 812 00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:39,042 After he left us, I would come out to see him. 813 00:48:39,334 --> 00:48:40,574 And he was always busy working. 814 00:48:40,668 --> 00:48:42,295 I was hot. 815 00:48:42,587 --> 00:48:44,213 Can I tell my story, please? 816 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:49,052 After a couple of days... 817 00:48:49,344 --> 00:48:50,386 he'd get bored with me. 818 00:48:50,678 --> 00:48:52,278 And he'd send me right back to my mother. 819 00:48:52,513 --> 00:48:53,890 He'd put me on a train... 820 00:48:54,182 --> 00:48:56,100 give the porter $12 and tell him... 821 00:48:56,392 --> 00:48:58,436 "Don't let this kid get off before New York." 822 00:48:58,728 --> 00:49:00,563 I still get mail from the porter. 823 00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:03,149 I never gave the porter less than $25. 824 00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:04,627 He's always making up these kind of stories. 825 00:49:04,651 --> 00:49:06,319 Excuse me, boys. 826 00:49:06,611 --> 00:49:10,657 Not that this isn't fun, but I'm gonna look around. 827 00:49:16,162 --> 00:49:17,205 Where are you going? 828 00:49:17,497 --> 00:49:19,248 It's not important. Where are you going? 829 00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:20,540 I got to talk to you. 830 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:22,061 You're talking to the wrong person. 831 00:49:22,085 --> 00:49:24,170 You're both very funny and charming. 832 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:26,089 But don't put me in the middle of this. 833 00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:28,299 It's too painful. 834 00:49:28,591 --> 00:49:32,095 Want to know why you got sick? 835 00:49:32,387 --> 00:49:33,930 I see him, I see you. 836 00:49:34,222 --> 00:49:35,848 Wait a second. 837 00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:38,518 Are you saying that I'm like my father? 838 00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:40,019 The man is a pit bull. 839 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:41,854 He can suck the oxygen out of a room. 840 00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:43,146 Yes, he's a tough case... 841 00:49:43,356 --> 00:49:47,777 but you've never walked away from one before. 842 00:49:48,069 --> 00:49:49,362 Doctor. 843 00:50:16,639 --> 00:50:17,890 She's still not at the hotel. 844 00:50:18,182 --> 00:50:20,536 What are you worried about? She probably went to the movies. 845 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,147 It's your fault. Do you love her? 846 00:50:24,439 --> 00:50:26,024 Leave me alone. 847 00:50:26,315 --> 00:50:27,859 Was that too tough a question? 848 00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:29,652 Why don't you do what you do best? 849 00:50:29,944 --> 00:50:30,987 Stay out of my life. 850 00:50:31,279 --> 00:50:32,399 We're getting very personal. 851 00:50:32,447 --> 00:50:34,866 Maybe I ought to get to the phone. 852 00:50:35,158 --> 00:50:38,161 Giants. They were all giants. 853 00:50:38,453 --> 00:50:41,205 These are gimmicks to get people to come into a theater. 854 00:50:41,497 --> 00:50:43,207 Gable is a gimmick? Gary Cooper, a gimmick? 855 00:50:43,499 --> 00:50:45,168 Humphrey Bogart was a gimmick? 856 00:50:47,462 --> 00:50:49,130 Fonda, Charles Laughton... 857 00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:52,008 Charles Boyer, Edward G. Robinson... 858 00:50:54,886 --> 00:50:56,637 They moved Paul Muni. 859 00:50:56,929 --> 00:50:58,598 No, they didn't. It's Jimmy Stewart. 860 00:50:58,890 --> 00:51:00,391 It was always Jimmy Stewart. 861 00:51:00,683 --> 00:51:01,726 You're telling me? 862 00:51:02,018 --> 00:51:06,355 We always played that way. I'll show you. 863 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:10,735 Fonda, Laughton, Boyer, Robinson, Stewart. See? 864 00:51:11,027 --> 00:51:12,027 They moved him! 865 00:51:12,236 --> 00:51:13,863 No, they didn't! You never listen to me! 866 00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:15,448 What's to listen? You're wrong. 867 00:51:18,117 --> 00:51:19,619 Where are you running? 868 00:51:19,911 --> 00:51:21,954 You're not supposed to run! 869 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:42,934 I'm a doctor. Coming through, please. 870 00:51:43,226 --> 00:51:44,435 Are you OK? 871 00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:46,938 Stay there, please. 872 00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:50,525 That guy's bleeding pretty bad right over there. 873 00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,946 It's OK. I'm a doctor. 874 00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:57,156 Why don't you come into my office right here? 875 00:51:57,448 --> 00:51:58,658 Lie down. Good. 876 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:04,247 My name is Dr. Abbie Polin. 877 00:52:04,539 --> 00:52:07,250 I'm from New York. You ever been there? 878 00:52:07,542 --> 00:52:08,542 Come on. Move it. 879 00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:10,354 You've been in an accident. Do you understand? 880 00:52:10,378 --> 00:52:11,378 Does this hurt here? 881 00:52:11,546 --> 00:52:13,256 Will you step back, please? 882 00:52:13,548 --> 00:52:16,259 You have a compound fracture of your left clavicle. 883 00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:18,970 I don't do that kind of work. We send it out to the shop. 884 00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,639 What I'm going to do is remove your tie... 885 00:52:21,931 --> 00:52:23,975 which is a lovely fabric, by the way... 886 00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:25,852 and I'm sorry, but I have to... 887 00:52:26,144 --> 00:52:28,312 Step aside! Are you a doctor? 888 00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:29,604 Yeah. 889 00:52:29,856 --> 00:52:31,976 No, he's an electrician, but he's good with his hands. 890 00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:33,460 What are you, a wise guy? Let him work. 891 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:34,670 Just step back. Let him work, huh? 892 00:52:34,694 --> 00:52:37,738 Step back. Come on, everybody back. 893 00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:41,159 You driving a Corvette? 894 00:52:41,450 --> 00:52:42,970 What kind of mileage do you get to that? 895 00:52:42,994 --> 00:52:44,620 How you doing? 896 00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:47,373 You're in my light. 897 00:52:55,131 --> 00:52:56,757 Back up, back up. 898 00:52:59,218 --> 00:53:02,847 Are you feeling any other pain besides this pressure? 899 00:53:03,139 --> 00:53:04,223 This pressure is only me. 900 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:07,101 I'm just applying a little pressure here. 901 00:53:22,825 --> 00:53:24,660 You're unbelievable. 902 00:53:24,952 --> 00:53:26,495 What? 903 00:53:26,787 --> 00:53:28,539 What if the man died? 904 00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:31,792 If the man dies, you could get sued. 905 00:53:32,084 --> 00:53:35,880 Look at you. You got blood all over your clothes. 906 00:53:36,172 --> 00:53:38,507 That's what I do. I get blood on my clothes. 907 00:53:38,799 --> 00:53:40,760 I'm a doctor. What the hell did you ever do? 908 00:53:41,052 --> 00:53:43,596 Excuse me. Did you have a roof over your head? 909 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:45,306 Clothes on your back? 910 00:53:45,598 --> 00:53:47,451 Who do you think sent you through medical school? 911 00:53:47,475 --> 00:53:48,476 Uncle Dave! 912 00:53:48,768 --> 00:53:50,770 He could afford it! 913 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,148 What the hell do you want from me? 914 00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,876 What I want from you, you couldn't give me... 915 00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:57,020 if your life depended on it. 916 00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:58,109 And what's that? 917 00:53:58,319 --> 00:54:00,112 How about love? 918 00:54:04,325 --> 00:54:05,701 Love? 919 00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:07,753 If you love someone, you come and see them... 920 00:54:08,037 --> 00:54:10,248 a little more often than every five years! 921 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:11,539 Love? 922 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:15,836 What the hell would I know about love? 923 00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:17,838 Everything I learned I learned from you! 924 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,410 I'm sitting in there thinking... 925 00:54:19,465 --> 00:54:20,905 "Maybe you might say something good." 926 00:54:21,050 --> 00:54:22,770 You saw me do something. You might be proud. 927 00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:24,563 But you gave me bullshit about getting sued! 928 00:54:24,762 --> 00:54:26,305 I was trying to look out for you! 929 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,474 You never looked out for anybody but yourself. 930 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,226 Is that why you came out here? 931 00:54:30,518 --> 00:54:34,438 No, I came out here to get you in or out of my life! 932 00:54:34,730 --> 00:54:36,482 What conclusion have you come to? 933 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:37,942 That you're a fraud. 934 00:54:38,234 --> 00:54:41,028 You're a fraud as a father, as a husband... 935 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:44,740 and you're a fake, Abe! You are not an actor. 936 00:54:47,827 --> 00:54:49,578 Did I ever lay a hand on you? 937 00:54:49,870 --> 00:54:52,039 At least you would've touched me. 938 00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:54,292 It's not too late! 939 00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,127 Let's go! 940 00:55:00,006 --> 00:55:03,384 I have dreamed about hitting you so hard so many times. 941 00:55:03,676 --> 00:55:05,720 Give it your best shot! Come on! 942 00:55:06,012 --> 00:55:07,346 Right now! 943 00:55:15,938 --> 00:55:17,898 Look at us. 944 00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,817 We're pathetic. 945 00:55:37,293 --> 00:55:39,628 I am not a fraud! 946 00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,423 I am an actor! 947 00:55:49,513 --> 00:55:50,639 Who is it? 948 00:55:50,931 --> 00:55:52,391 It's me. 949 00:56:04,403 --> 00:56:06,864 What happened? Wait a minute. 950 00:56:07,156 --> 00:56:08,657 All I said was talk to him. 951 00:56:08,949 --> 00:56:11,869 It's OK. No more talking. 952 00:56:12,161 --> 00:56:13,913 Just hold me, please. 953 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,011 Can we talk now? 954 00:57:14,098 --> 00:57:16,851 How do you feel? 955 00:57:17,143 --> 00:57:19,937 I feel very grown-up. 956 00:57:23,065 --> 00:57:26,861 I feel very sad for him. 957 00:57:27,153 --> 00:57:30,364 You feel amazing in my arms... 958 00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:32,867 and I've done enough for one trip. 959 00:57:33,159 --> 00:57:34,952 I'm going home. 960 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,957 You want a second opinion? 961 00:57:42,585 --> 00:57:43,961 Maybe later. 962 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:01,729 I was looking all over for you. 963 00:58:02,021 --> 00:58:04,148 What are you doing down there? 964 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,442 I like to watch the sun come up. 965 00:58:06,734 --> 00:58:09,069 God does nice lighting. 966 00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:11,197 Why don't you jump in? It's a little cold... 967 00:58:11,489 --> 00:58:13,199 but you get used to it after a while. 968 00:58:13,491 --> 00:58:17,369 I packed all my stuff. My plane leaves at 10:00. 969 00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:19,705 That's a nice time to fly. 970 00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:21,624 Where's the other doctor? 971 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:24,376 Lisa is waiting in the cab. 972 00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:27,463 At least I got to see your haircut. 973 00:58:27,755 --> 00:58:30,049 Say good-bye to Christian. 974 00:58:30,341 --> 00:58:32,551 Tell her to think about changing her name. 975 00:58:36,138 --> 00:58:37,890 You have my number. 976 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:39,266 Yeah. 977 00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:47,775 Don't work too hard, kiddo. 978 00:58:50,152 --> 00:58:52,655 So long, Abe. 979 00:58:52,947 --> 00:58:54,782 Let me drive you to the airport. 980 00:58:57,701 --> 00:58:59,745 We have a cab. Thanks, anyway. 981 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:03,916 I'm your father, and I'm asking. 982 00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:11,632 I'll meet you out front. 983 00:59:20,266 --> 00:59:23,727 I'll take you right to the plane. 984 00:59:24,019 --> 00:59:26,188 I'm hungry. Why don't we stop? 985 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,023 I'd like some breakfast. 986 00:59:28,315 --> 00:59:29,900 You got a plane to catch! 987 00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:32,027 Don't worry, we'll make it. 988 00:59:34,780 --> 00:59:38,492 It's your plane... but my call. 989 00:59:38,784 --> 00:59:39,952 How about a taco? 990 00:59:40,244 --> 00:59:43,622 How could you eat a taco this early in the morning? 991 00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:45,624 It started on "The Alamo" with Duke Wayne. 992 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,418 I worked 28 days on that picture. 993 00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:49,211 The real Alamo took 13. 994 00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:52,089 - I'm game. - Where can we get tacos? 995 00:59:52,381 --> 00:59:53,966 Mexico. 996 01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:03,434 People, smile. 997 01:00:03,726 --> 01:00:07,563 You're standing on the oldest street in Los Angeles! 998 01:00:07,855 --> 01:00:10,065 Don't you feel like a putz? 999 01:00:10,357 --> 01:00:12,192 Relax, Mr. Fun Police. 1000 01:00:12,484 --> 01:00:14,164 Excuse me, Ansel Adams. Could you hurry up? 1001 01:00:14,445 --> 01:00:15,565 The kids are getting cranky. 1002 01:00:15,696 --> 01:00:17,489 He said we were going to Mexico. 1003 01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:18,991 Use your imagination. 1004 01:00:19,283 --> 01:00:21,035 This is Mexico, only better. 1005 01:00:21,327 --> 01:00:25,039 You save a three-hour trip, and you can drink the water. 1006 01:00:25,331 --> 01:00:27,041 I know you have a smile. 1007 01:00:27,333 --> 01:00:30,169 You just have to bring it from here to here. 1008 01:00:34,590 --> 01:00:35,966 Last night... 1009 01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:40,804 I don't want it to be like that. 1010 01:00:41,096 --> 01:00:44,308 Neither do I. 1011 01:00:46,310 --> 01:00:50,105 Nothing is worth getting that upset about... 1012 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:52,650 except this girl... she had nipples... 1013 01:00:52,941 --> 01:00:55,903 the size of the dials on my television set. 1014 01:00:57,363 --> 01:00:58,572 Hold it! 1015 01:01:03,744 --> 01:01:04,745 Listen... 1016 01:01:05,037 --> 01:01:07,456 You don't have to apologize. 1017 01:01:07,748 --> 01:01:09,750 Not even to me. How do I look? 1018 01:01:10,042 --> 01:01:13,170 You know how you look. It wasn't that long ago. 1019 01:01:15,089 --> 01:01:18,884 You said $10 for a color photograph. 1020 01:01:19,176 --> 01:01:21,345 Black is a color, and white is a color. 1021 01:01:21,637 --> 01:01:24,223 Yeah? And five is the number! 1022 01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:26,308 And adios is good-bye. 1023 01:01:27,726 --> 01:01:31,563 Come on! It's fiesta time! 1024 01:01:31,855 --> 01:01:34,149 Excuse me. I bought one of your cars. 1025 01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:50,624 You got good rhythm, Christian. 1026 01:01:50,916 --> 01:01:52,835 Not bad for a shiksa. 1027 01:01:54,336 --> 01:01:55,713 What are you doing? 1028 01:01:56,004 --> 01:01:58,173 You came out to gang up on me? 1029 01:01:58,465 --> 01:02:01,385 No. I heard you were a terrific dancer. 1030 01:02:01,677 --> 01:02:03,429 - Did he say that? - Yeah. 1031 01:02:08,642 --> 01:02:10,686 His heart's all right now? 1032 01:02:10,978 --> 01:02:13,814 I think it's getting better every day. 1033 01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:24,783 He's right. You're a great dancer. 1034 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,453 I'd be better if you let me lead once in a while. 1035 01:02:27,745 --> 01:02:28,912 Abbie, let's dance. 1036 01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:30,289 No, it's way too much fun. 1037 01:02:30,581 --> 01:02:32,374 It's great cardiovascular. 1038 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:35,794 Now don't you feel like you're in Mexico? 1039 01:02:36,086 --> 01:02:38,547 No. 1040 01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:42,760 Nurse? Another round for my men. 1041 01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:46,889 Make sure that you give me all the checks. 1042 01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:48,640 I don't want you to lose them. 1043 01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,976 What are you talking about? 1044 01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,979 I'm so happy that I lived to see your bar mitzvah. 1045 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:56,023 I'm very proud of you, Abbie. 1046 01:02:57,399 --> 01:02:59,568 Thank you. 1047 01:02:59,860 --> 01:03:01,987 I think we should go. I'm getting tired. 1048 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:04,364 No, no, no. Know what I feel like now? 1049 01:03:04,656 --> 01:03:06,116 I feel like doing a hora. 1050 01:03:06,408 --> 01:03:09,244 This doesn't look like a hora crowd. 1051 01:03:09,536 --> 01:03:11,079 What's a bar mitzvah without a hora? 1052 01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:12,414 I think he's right, Abe. 1053 01:03:12,706 --> 01:03:14,416 I can't do another dance, I'm sure. 1054 01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:18,003 Hora's not a dance. It's a tradition. 1055 01:03:23,383 --> 01:03:26,303 Maestro! 1056 01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:29,765 Havah nagilah. 1057 01:03:30,057 --> 01:03:32,017 Gracias. Have a tequila! 1058 01:03:33,644 --> 01:03:35,354 Hold it, hold it. 1059 01:03:39,191 --> 01:03:41,318 How do you do? 1060 01:03:41,610 --> 01:03:43,695 - What is your name? - Jose. 1061 01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:45,280 Now... follow me. 1062 01:03:45,572 --> 01:03:49,952 Ha-vah-na-gi-lah. 1063 01:03:50,244 --> 01:03:53,872 Hav-a-te-qui-la. 1064 01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:57,209 Nothing to do with tequila. 1065 01:04:01,004 --> 01:04:03,340 I know exactly what you want. 1066 01:04:03,632 --> 01:04:06,552 Can I borrow your trumpet? 1067 01:04:19,731 --> 01:04:23,318 That's for Lisa McConnell and the gang at the morgue. 1068 01:04:23,610 --> 01:04:25,654 You've been practicing. 1069 01:04:25,946 --> 01:04:27,114 Follow me. 1070 01:05:14,286 --> 01:05:16,747 Abe, I don't know how! 1071 01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:19,041 Come on! 1072 01:06:06,380 --> 01:06:07,923 Come on, let's go! 1073 01:06:17,349 --> 01:06:18,934 If he'd have listened to me... 1074 01:06:19,226 --> 01:06:21,228 he could have been another Harry James! 1075 01:06:21,520 --> 01:06:23,647 All right. Guess who. 1076 01:06:23,939 --> 01:06:25,732 Cyd Charisse, "Band Wagon." 1077 01:06:26,024 --> 01:06:27,776 No. Do it again. 1078 01:06:28,068 --> 01:06:29,820 Stewart Granger in "Scaramouche." 1079 01:06:32,364 --> 01:06:33,824 Wait, I've got one. 1080 01:06:34,116 --> 01:06:36,910 I've got one. Don't laugh. 1081 01:06:39,830 --> 01:06:42,416 "If only I wasn't in this chair, Jane." 1082 01:06:42,708 --> 01:06:44,418 "But you are, Blanche!" 1083 01:06:44,710 --> 01:06:46,753 Bette Davis, "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" 1084 01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:48,296 Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. 1085 01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:50,090 I did both parts. 1086 01:06:50,382 --> 01:06:53,468 - Dual roles. - All right, I got one. 1087 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:57,222 "You want me to hold the chicken?" 1088 01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,599 What is this? Is this a foreign movie? 1089 01:06:59,891 --> 01:07:04,730 "You want me to hold the chicken?" 1090 01:07:05,022 --> 01:07:07,357 It's the waitress in "Five Easy Pieces." 1091 01:07:07,649 --> 01:07:09,489 Remember the order? Then Jack Nicholson says... 1092 01:07:09,609 --> 01:07:13,321 "Yeah, between your knees." Remember? 1093 01:07:15,073 --> 01:07:17,284 "The loneliest feeling in the world... 1094 01:07:17,576 --> 01:07:18,660 "is to be standing up... 1095 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:22,539 "when everybody else is sitting down... 1096 01:07:22,831 --> 01:07:27,210 "to have everybody around you say... 1097 01:07:27,502 --> 01:07:28,837 "to have everybody... 1098 01:07:29,129 --> 01:07:31,214 "to have everybody around you say..." 1099 01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:33,717 Wait... 1100 01:07:34,009 --> 01:07:35,218 It's what's-his-name. 1101 01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:38,221 He's not playing the game. 1102 01:07:38,513 --> 01:07:41,850 "To..." What? 1103 01:07:42,142 --> 01:07:43,727 It's just me. 1104 01:07:44,019 --> 01:07:46,730 "And everybody looks at him and says... 1105 01:07:47,022 --> 01:07:49,399 'What's the matter with him?'" 1106 01:07:50,942 --> 01:07:52,861 I know. 1107 01:07:53,153 --> 01:07:57,032 "I know what it's like walking down an empty street... 1108 01:07:57,324 --> 01:08:00,035 "listening to the sound of your own footsteps. 1109 01:08:00,327 --> 01:08:03,205 "Shutters closed, blinds drawn... 1110 01:08:03,497 --> 01:08:05,749 "doors locked against you. 1111 01:08:06,041 --> 01:08:07,292 "And you aren't sure... 1112 01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:09,920 "whether you're walking toward something... 1113 01:08:10,212 --> 01:08:12,714 "or just walking away." 1114 01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:14,257 Paul Muni. 1115 01:08:14,549 --> 01:08:16,301 "Inherit the Wind." 1116 01:08:19,513 --> 01:08:20,680 That was good, Pop. 1117 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:22,974 It was really, really good. 1118 01:08:28,105 --> 01:08:29,439 I hate hospitals. 1119 01:08:29,731 --> 01:08:30,899 How could you stand it? 1120 01:08:31,191 --> 01:08:33,777 You could catch something. 1121 01:08:34,069 --> 01:08:36,071 You got a connection here? 1122 01:08:36,363 --> 01:08:38,203 The chief of staff is an old professor of mine. 1123 01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:39,950 He's doing us a very big favor. 1124 01:08:40,242 --> 01:08:43,286 Just relax. Everything is gonna be OK. 1125 01:08:46,498 --> 01:08:47,874 Put this on. 1126 01:08:58,677 --> 01:09:01,555 Name? I know your name. 1127 01:09:01,847 --> 01:09:03,932 - Date of birth? - Before your time. 1128 01:09:04,224 --> 01:09:05,892 Date of birth is December... 1129 01:09:06,184 --> 01:09:08,562 March 14, 1925. 1130 01:09:08,854 --> 01:09:11,690 We always celebrated it in December. 1131 01:09:11,982 --> 01:09:15,402 So I lied. I liked a lot of gifts for Christmas. 1132 01:09:17,028 --> 01:09:18,238 Have you ever had... 1133 01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:19,948 No, I never had anything. 1134 01:09:20,240 --> 01:09:23,827 I never even had my own room until I got divorced. 1135 01:09:27,164 --> 01:09:29,207 How do I look? 1136 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:31,251 Try to imagine this with jewelry. 1137 01:09:31,543 --> 01:09:33,461 Would you get on the scale, please? 1138 01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:35,547 Why are you walking like that in here? 1139 01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:38,383 It prevents athlete's feet. 1140 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:40,218 Of course. 1141 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:42,470 Why are these things always so cold? 1142 01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:46,933 Come on, get up. 5'9". 1143 01:09:47,225 --> 01:09:49,060 I'm shrinking. By the time I die... 1144 01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:52,230 you can bury me in a shoe box. 1145 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:54,602 What's the difference? I didn't come here for a suit. 1146 01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:56,985 I came for a physical. 1147 01:10:01,072 --> 01:10:03,116 - Fill this up. - With what? 1148 01:10:03,408 --> 01:10:05,952 Just fill it up. 1149 01:10:12,125 --> 01:10:14,836 - Are you OK? - No. 1150 01:10:15,128 --> 01:10:17,130 I can't get the lid off the goddamn bottle. 1151 01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:20,217 Very funny. Try it again. Thank you. 1152 01:10:24,054 --> 01:10:26,389 I can't perform in here. 1153 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:28,433 Try running the water. 1154 01:10:35,857 --> 01:10:37,275 Thank you. 1155 01:10:43,615 --> 01:10:46,910 I'll give you 500 for a cigarette, kiddo. 1156 01:10:47,202 --> 01:10:50,455 You can't move. 1157 01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:52,374 It's hard for me to do stills. 1158 01:10:52,666 --> 01:10:54,376 I'm a motion picture actor. 1159 01:10:54,668 --> 01:10:56,419 Just relax. 1160 01:10:58,296 --> 01:10:59,923 Won't you come home, Bill Bailey? 1161 01:11:00,215 --> 01:11:01,466 Won't you come home? 1162 01:11:01,758 --> 01:11:05,679 She moans the whole day long 1163 01:11:05,971 --> 01:11:08,640 I'll do the dishes, darlin' 1164 01:11:08,932 --> 01:11:10,308 I'll pay the rent 1165 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:15,313 My mother used to sing that to me. 1166 01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:19,067 You didn't know your grandmother, did you? 1167 01:11:19,359 --> 01:11:23,989 You would've loved her. She was always singing. 1168 01:11:31,538 --> 01:11:33,581 My father was always miserable. 1169 01:11:40,672 --> 01:11:43,883 Broke his ass for 40 years in a sweatshop. 1170 01:11:44,175 --> 01:11:46,886 All he ever wanted out of life... 1171 01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:50,432 was a sewing machine by the window. 1172 01:11:57,063 --> 01:11:59,482 I never heard him laugh. 1173 01:12:06,114 --> 01:12:08,366 This won't hurt at all... 1174 01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:12,746 but you really have to be still now. 1175 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:19,794 I'll do the dishes 1176 01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:23,089 And I'll pay the rent 1177 01:12:51,993 --> 01:12:53,787 OK, Pop, go home. 1178 01:12:54,079 --> 01:12:55,455 Go home? 1179 01:12:55,747 --> 01:12:57,027 You touch this, you touch that... 1180 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:59,090 you've seen parts of me I haven't even seen... 1181 01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:01,169 and all you can tell me is "Go home"? 1182 01:13:01,461 --> 01:13:03,213 I'll wait for the results of your test. 1183 01:13:03,505 --> 01:13:04,505 They're rushing them.. 1184 01:13:04,756 --> 01:13:08,510 I don't like rushing. Rushing makes me nervous. 1185 01:13:08,802 --> 01:13:10,678 Don't be nervous. 1186 01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:16,184 On your way home, get me a sandwich. 1187 01:13:16,476 --> 01:13:19,270 An Eddie Cantor. You hear me? 1188 01:13:19,562 --> 01:13:21,564 I hear you. An Eddie Cantor. 1189 01:13:24,776 --> 01:13:26,319 Thank you. 1190 01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:38,164 We're the sentimental gentlemen of song 1191 01:13:38,456 --> 01:13:41,042 How do you do? 1192 01:13:41,334 --> 01:13:43,128 In case I burn my pants! 1193 01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:46,631 - It's very funny. - Ed Wynn! 1194 01:13:48,216 --> 01:13:52,595 I want you to know, you doctors play rough. 1195 01:13:52,887 --> 01:13:54,973 My ass looks like a miniature golf course. 1196 01:13:55,265 --> 01:13:56,766 - Where's Lisa? - At the hotel. 1197 01:13:57,058 --> 01:13:58,685 She said give her a call. 1198 01:13:58,977 --> 01:14:00,770 Did you bring what I asked? 1199 01:14:01,062 --> 01:14:03,064 Yeah. 1200 01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:04,649 An Eddie Cantor? 1201 01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:09,821 This is not an Eddie Cantor. 1202 01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:11,823 This is a Georgie Jessel. 1203 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:15,410 What's the difference? 1204 01:14:15,702 --> 01:14:19,038 An Eddie Cantor's a meal in itself. 1205 01:14:19,330 --> 01:14:22,709 Jessel... an Ethiopian wouldn't eat this. 1206 01:14:23,001 --> 01:14:25,712 I made a mistake. Just eat the damn thing. 1207 01:14:26,004 --> 01:14:29,340 All right, I'll eat it. 1208 01:14:34,345 --> 01:14:37,265 At least you got the pickles right. 1209 01:15:03,124 --> 01:15:04,751 I failed the test, right? 1210 01:15:11,925 --> 01:15:14,385 You have a blister... 1211 01:15:14,677 --> 01:15:17,347 on a blood vessel in your brain. 1212 01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:21,559 It's like what happens to an inner tube... 1213 01:15:21,851 --> 01:15:23,520 when it starts to burst. 1214 01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:25,605 Why don't I feel anything? 1215 01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:28,399 You do, actually... the headaches... 1216 01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:30,902 these speeches that you suddenly remember... 1217 01:15:31,194 --> 01:15:32,820 it's all part of it. 1218 01:15:33,112 --> 01:15:35,406 It's called an aneurysm. 1219 01:15:35,698 --> 01:15:37,534 Good word for Scrabble. 1220 01:15:37,825 --> 01:15:39,744 Probably has double letters in it. 1221 01:15:40,036 --> 01:15:43,665 What do we do for it? 1222 01:15:49,963 --> 01:15:55,343 It's in a portion of your brain known as the Circle of Willis. 1223 01:16:00,974 --> 01:16:03,685 We can't get to it surgically. 1224 01:16:09,315 --> 01:16:12,860 So what you're saying is, don't buy green bananas. 1225 01:16:13,152 --> 01:16:16,114 I can't do anything. 1226 01:16:16,406 --> 01:16:17,615 How long? 1227 01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:23,621 I don't know. 1228 01:16:23,913 --> 01:16:25,206 Come on. 1229 01:16:25,498 --> 01:16:27,750 An hour, a day, a week, a month? 1230 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:31,421 There is no way to know. 1231 01:16:33,548 --> 01:16:35,133 What's gonna happen? 1232 01:16:35,425 --> 01:16:39,304 The headaches will continue, but there's medication for that. 1233 01:16:39,596 --> 01:16:42,223 And these episodes... 1234 01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:46,185 How did you say it at the set? 1235 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,938 You lost your geography? 1236 01:16:49,230 --> 01:16:51,899 What's gonna happen if I get lost? 1237 01:16:52,191 --> 01:16:54,485 I'll be here. 1238 01:17:01,242 --> 01:17:02,619 That's good. 1239 01:17:11,544 --> 01:17:14,005 I never had my name in "Variety." 1240 01:17:14,297 --> 01:17:16,132 Probably now, it'll be on page nine. 1241 01:17:16,424 --> 01:17:21,763 A little box. "Abraham Polin, 63. Movie extra 1242 01:17:22,055 --> 01:17:26,809 "19th man to yell, 'I'm Spartacus!" 1243 01:17:27,101 --> 01:17:29,395 I guess I'll get some sleep. 1244 01:17:31,814 --> 01:17:34,317 I'll see you tomorrow? 1245 01:17:34,609 --> 01:17:36,527 Why do you say it like that? 1246 01:17:36,819 --> 01:17:38,363 Because you won't tell me how long. 1247 01:17:38,655 --> 01:17:40,073 If this is it, I'll stay up. 1248 01:17:40,365 --> 01:17:42,158 Maybe there's a good movie on the late show. 1249 01:17:44,535 --> 01:17:45,870 Dad. 1250 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:48,956 Come on, kid, don't worry. 1251 01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:52,377 It's not your fault. 1252 01:17:52,669 --> 01:17:54,962 Things like this happen with fathers. 1253 01:17:58,049 --> 01:17:59,634 I'm mad. 1254 01:17:59,926 --> 01:18:02,553 I know. 1255 01:18:02,845 --> 01:18:05,139 I really wanted an Eddie Cantor. 1256 01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:50,685 Maybe I shouldn't have told him. 1257 01:18:50,977 --> 01:18:55,440 He's your patient. He has a right to know. 1258 01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:57,775 I should have been a dermatologist. 1259 01:18:58,067 --> 01:18:59,569 You'd be a lousy one. 1260 01:18:59,861 --> 01:19:01,571 There are 300 skin diseases and two creams. 1261 01:19:01,863 --> 01:19:02,905 Where's the challenge? 1262 01:19:03,197 --> 01:19:05,450 This whole thing could've been avoided. 1263 01:19:05,742 --> 01:19:07,577 You see how he lives. He takes better care... 1264 01:19:07,869 --> 01:19:11,289 of his goddamn car than he does himself. 1265 01:19:11,581 --> 01:19:14,250 Damn it, I feel like his father. 1266 01:19:17,336 --> 01:19:18,713 Don't. 1267 01:19:20,173 --> 01:19:22,049 Feel like his son. 1268 01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:32,268 - Abe? - Breakfast! 1269 01:19:33,895 --> 01:19:35,688 I have some tacos here. 1270 01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:37,273 Abbie! 1271 01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:48,493 What the hell are you doing? 1272 01:19:48,785 --> 01:19:49,785 Rehearsing! 1273 01:19:49,994 --> 01:19:51,037 How could you do that? 1274 01:19:51,329 --> 01:19:52,329 That is not funny. 1275 01:19:52,497 --> 01:19:54,177 Think it's easy laying there, playing dead? 1276 01:19:54,332 --> 01:19:55,583 Open your eyes and don't blink? 1277 01:19:55,875 --> 01:19:56,875 That's dying! 1278 01:19:57,084 --> 01:19:59,754 Let me show you something about dying. 1279 01:20:00,046 --> 01:20:02,799 I've been thinking. Watch. Who's this? 1280 01:20:06,928 --> 01:20:09,013 Dustin Hoffman in "Midnight Cowboy!" 1281 01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:11,098 He died all the way to Florida! 1282 01:20:11,390 --> 01:20:12,850 Every actor loves a death scene. 1283 01:20:13,142 --> 01:20:14,644 Let me set the scene. 1284 01:20:14,936 --> 01:20:16,096 Christian, you'll enjoy this. 1285 01:20:16,229 --> 01:20:17,396 Stay right over here. 1286 01:20:17,688 --> 01:20:19,482 The man knows he's dying... 1287 01:20:19,774 --> 01:20:21,025 but he don't know when. 1288 01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:22,917 So he decides to come into the kitchen... 1289 01:20:23,110 --> 01:20:24,821 have a coffee, and read the trades. 1290 01:20:25,112 --> 01:20:28,491 All of a sudden, a dizzy spell overtakes him. 1291 01:20:32,411 --> 01:20:36,624 Beads of perspiration dot his forehead. 1292 01:20:36,916 --> 01:20:39,335 He grabs... 1293 01:20:40,962 --> 01:20:42,755 He thinks this is it. 1294 01:20:43,047 --> 01:20:45,258 He decides to give up smoking. 1295 01:20:45,550 --> 01:20:47,552 He has only one thought in his mind. 1296 01:20:47,844 --> 01:20:51,597 He must get to the phone to reach his son. 1297 01:20:51,889 --> 01:20:53,724 He must speak to his son... 1298 01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:57,979 who is out God knows where shtupping some Catholic girl. 1299 01:20:58,271 --> 01:20:59,480 The first pain hits him. 1300 01:20:59,772 --> 01:21:04,819 You will notice that the picture is slightly askew. 1301 01:21:05,111 --> 01:21:08,322 He desperately fights across the room... 1302 01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:12,660 holding on with every bit of strength he can muster. 1303 01:21:12,952 --> 01:21:14,287 He starts to fall again. 1304 01:21:14,579 --> 01:21:16,914 He clings! 1305 01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:19,917 He fights his way across the room... 1306 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:23,921 he falls to the floor, crawling, scratching. 1307 01:21:24,213 --> 01:21:26,215 The morning sun touches his face. 1308 01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:28,885 He realizes there'll be no more mornings. 1309 01:21:29,176 --> 01:21:30,803 He reaches... 1310 01:21:32,972 --> 01:21:35,766 Coupons he was saving to buy his son a hair dryer. 1311 01:21:36,058 --> 01:21:38,936 With his last ounce of strength... 1312 01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:41,814 he reaches the phone. 1313 01:21:42,106 --> 01:21:43,900 He dials desperately... 1314 01:21:46,027 --> 01:21:48,029 but it is too late! 1315 01:21:48,321 --> 01:21:49,906 The death rattle. 1316 01:21:58,539 --> 01:22:01,709 The number you have reached is not a working number. 1317 01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:04,337 Perfect! Pretty good? 1318 01:22:04,629 --> 01:22:06,255 It was very good. 1319 01:22:06,547 --> 01:22:10,885 - Go get dressed. - Where we going? 1320 01:22:11,177 --> 01:22:13,346 I made a list of all of the things... 1321 01:22:13,638 --> 01:22:15,306 that we never had a chance to do. 1322 01:22:15,598 --> 01:22:16,598 What are you talking... 1323 01:22:16,807 --> 01:22:18,247 Just go get dressed. I'll tell you... 1324 01:22:18,351 --> 01:22:20,519 what I want to do, and you'll get us there. 1325 01:22:20,811 --> 01:22:21,938 All right. 1326 01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:25,316 He's very good. 1327 01:22:25,608 --> 01:22:26,692 He's very crazy. 1328 01:22:26,984 --> 01:22:28,444 True. 1329 01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:32,907 Come on! 1330 01:22:34,533 --> 01:22:36,702 I'm getting saddle sore. This was a great idea. 1331 01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:38,245 I love this. 1332 01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:48,381 They like me, I think. 1333 01:22:48,673 --> 01:22:50,466 Hello. 1334 01:22:50,758 --> 01:22:52,969 He kisses like Aunt Sophie. Look. 1335 01:22:59,475 --> 01:23:02,979 I got one! I got one! 1336 01:23:04,271 --> 01:23:05,773 I've never seen anything like it. 1337 01:23:06,065 --> 01:23:08,567 It's a feeding frenzy. Come on, boys. 1338 01:23:08,859 --> 01:23:10,903 Come on, boys, eat. 1339 01:23:11,195 --> 01:23:13,406 The fish in Europe are starving. 1340 01:23:13,698 --> 01:23:15,366 I can't believe I haven't gotten one yet. 1341 01:23:15,658 --> 01:23:16,826 It's all in the wrist, Abbie. 1342 01:23:17,118 --> 01:23:19,996 I got a hot pole. Take mine. 1343 01:23:25,292 --> 01:23:29,171 I got another one! 1344 01:23:31,549 --> 01:23:33,884 Could you please not do that? 1345 01:23:34,176 --> 01:23:36,429 I'm gonna go over here and fish by myself... 1346 01:23:36,721 --> 01:23:38,848 and you two can catch every fish that's left. 1347 01:23:39,140 --> 01:23:40,433 Thank you. 1348 01:23:40,725 --> 01:23:43,310 Just gonna go over here. 1349 01:23:43,602 --> 01:23:47,773 You must concentrate. 1350 01:23:49,984 --> 01:23:52,236 I didn't put any bait on his hook. 1351 01:23:57,783 --> 01:23:59,535 You catch all of those yourself? 1352 01:23:59,827 --> 01:24:03,873 - Yes. - That's great. 1353 01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:07,084 I got to go back to work. 1354 01:24:07,376 --> 01:24:08,669 I understand. 1355 01:24:12,923 --> 01:24:14,508 Stay here. I got to do this. 1356 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:16,427 It's OK. Stay right here. 1357 01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:18,512 It's OK! 1358 01:24:22,141 --> 01:24:25,519 Passing on the left! 1359 01:24:25,811 --> 01:24:28,105 - Come on! - I'm going as fast as I can! 1360 01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:31,067 Let's go for the burn! 1361 01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:34,153 Excuse me, ma'am. I'm going into hyperspace! 1362 01:24:43,579 --> 01:24:45,164 I don't want you to go. 1363 01:24:45,456 --> 01:24:46,999 I have to. My patients need me. 1364 01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:49,502 What am I gonna do without you? 1365 01:24:49,794 --> 01:24:51,670 You'll do fine. 1366 01:24:53,297 --> 01:24:55,674 I love you, Christian. 1367 01:24:55,966 --> 01:24:58,719 I love you, Jewish. 1368 01:25:28,666 --> 01:25:30,251 I'll miss you, Abe. 1369 01:25:30,543 --> 01:25:32,920 I'll miss me. 1370 01:25:52,356 --> 01:25:53,732 Nice exit. 1371 01:25:55,860 --> 01:25:57,695 You know what you need? 1372 01:25:57,987 --> 01:25:59,071 A sequel. 1373 01:25:59,363 --> 01:26:00,990 A speaking part. 1374 01:26:02,533 --> 01:26:04,118 What are you talking about? 1375 01:26:04,410 --> 01:26:06,787 I don't know. I'm not sure yet. 1376 01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:11,959 Do you know anybody at Jenny Lynn Productions? 1377 01:26:12,251 --> 01:26:13,669 They're casting a movie, too. 1378 01:26:13,961 --> 01:26:16,297 Abbie, please. Sure you don't want this? 1379 01:26:16,589 --> 01:26:17,715 I only wore it once. 1380 01:26:18,007 --> 01:26:19,383 Once is plenty for that. 1381 01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:21,677 It's nice for the summer. 1382 01:26:21,969 --> 01:26:25,681 I'm sending some things over to the Motion Picture Home. 1383 01:26:25,973 --> 01:26:28,559 It's tough staying warm when you're retired. 1384 01:26:28,851 --> 01:26:31,061 Do you know a producer named Phil Mitchell? 1385 01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:34,231 Producer Phil Mitchell? Started with me 30 years ago. 1386 01:26:34,523 --> 01:26:35,858 He was the world's worst extra. 1387 01:26:36,150 --> 01:26:37,710 He's producing a movie, and they need... 1388 01:26:37,902 --> 01:26:39,445 all different kinds of character types. 1389 01:26:39,737 --> 01:26:42,156 Right here. Let's give him a call. 1390 01:26:42,448 --> 01:26:44,491 "Agent submission only." 1391 01:26:44,783 --> 01:26:46,035 I don't have an agent. 1392 01:26:46,327 --> 01:26:49,205 They all say "Agent submission only." 1393 01:26:49,496 --> 01:26:50,873 How do you get an agent? 1394 01:26:51,165 --> 01:26:52,541 You got to get a part. 1395 01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:54,752 - How do you get a part? - Get an agent. 1396 01:26:55,044 --> 01:26:56,503 Don't ask me the next question. 1397 01:26:56,795 --> 01:26:59,089 It's 30 years, and I still don't understand it. 1398 01:27:00,925 --> 01:27:03,719 Who's a really big agent? 1399 01:27:04,011 --> 01:27:06,513 Buddy Haverman, the biggest, ICM. Powerful. 1400 01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:08,805 He once said to Sinatra, "You want to hold it down? 1401 01:27:08,974 --> 01:27:10,809 "I'm eating!" That's big. 1402 01:27:22,696 --> 01:27:26,617 What are you doing? Don't mix up my life. 1403 01:27:26,909 --> 01:27:30,079 Trust me. 1404 01:27:41,340 --> 01:27:42,591 Hi. May I help you? 1405 01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:45,386 I'm Les Schecter from Buddy Haverman's office. 1406 01:27:45,678 --> 01:27:47,888 We have an appointment for Mr. Abraham Polin. 1407 01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:50,015 Yes. A Mr. Polin. 1408 01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:52,351 You do? Of course you do. 1409 01:27:52,643 --> 01:27:54,353 Excuse me. Just a second. 1410 01:27:54,645 --> 01:27:57,606 Abe, don't be so impatient. 1411 01:27:57,898 --> 01:28:01,443 I spoke to Dominic. He'll hold a booth for us. 1412 01:28:01,735 --> 01:28:04,530 Here you go. Pages 81a, 81b. Fart of Eric. 1413 01:28:04,822 --> 01:28:06,615 Thank you. Nice typing. 1414 01:28:08,492 --> 01:28:09,660 What are you doing? 1415 01:28:09,952 --> 01:28:15,082 Maybe it's the wrong time. I haven't had any sun lately. 1416 01:28:15,374 --> 01:28:16,375 Come on. 1417 01:28:16,667 --> 01:28:18,252 Tell her I have a headache. 1418 01:28:18,544 --> 01:28:19,753 Listen to me. 1419 01:28:20,045 --> 01:28:21,964 What is the worst thing that can happen? 1420 01:28:22,256 --> 01:28:23,465 I'll be discovered. 1421 01:28:23,757 --> 01:28:26,927 No, no, no. You're an actor. 1422 01:28:27,219 --> 01:28:29,805 You can do this. You are Eric. 1423 01:28:30,097 --> 01:28:31,181 Now, come on. 1424 01:28:31,473 --> 01:28:33,100 Go in there, and you break a leg. 1425 01:28:33,392 --> 01:28:34,435 I'll mend it. 1426 01:28:34,727 --> 01:28:37,855 I'll call you from the car. Ciao. 1427 01:28:52,411 --> 01:28:53,829 Chad? 1428 01:28:54,121 --> 01:28:56,582 Chad Hunter? 1429 01:29:02,046 --> 01:29:03,422 This way. 1430 01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:09,261 Surf was very rough today, wasn't it? 1431 01:29:32,534 --> 01:29:35,245 Sit down. I'll be with you in a minute. 1432 01:29:49,176 --> 01:29:51,637 Mr. Folin? 1433 01:29:51,929 --> 01:29:53,680 You look surprised. 1434 01:29:53,972 --> 01:29:55,766 I've always looked like this. 1435 01:29:56,058 --> 01:29:59,978 Excuse me. I was expecting somebody younger or different. 1436 01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:02,481 I hope I didn't embarrass you. 1437 01:30:02,773 --> 01:30:04,125 If you think my face is embarrassing... 1438 01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:05,359 you should see my body. 1439 01:30:05,651 --> 01:30:09,196 Please, sit down. You look familiar, Abe. 1440 01:30:09,488 --> 01:30:11,240 Have we worked together before? 1441 01:30:11,532 --> 01:30:13,867 We're in the same business. 1442 01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:17,287 Tell me a little bit about yourself. 1443 01:30:17,579 --> 01:30:20,582 I'm 22. I'm from New York. 1444 01:30:20,874 --> 01:30:21,874 I studied with Oeter... 1445 01:30:22,084 --> 01:30:24,461 and I'm having trouble adjusting to California. 1446 01:30:26,547 --> 01:30:29,842 Now tell me about you. 1447 01:30:30,134 --> 01:30:32,344 I'm 35. I've worked summer stock... 1448 01:30:32,636 --> 01:30:33,971 regional theater, off-Broadway- 1449 01:30:34,263 --> 01:30:35,973 Yo, Abe. 1450 01:30:36,265 --> 01:30:37,850 I'm 63 years old... 1451 01:30:38,142 --> 01:30:39,942 I'm making a complete schmuck out of myself... 1452 01:30:40,227 --> 01:30:42,187 and I think it's time that I left. 1453 01:30:42,479 --> 01:30:43,981 No, don't go. Please. 1454 01:30:44,273 --> 01:30:45,774 Really, I'm glad you came in. 1455 01:30:46,066 --> 01:30:47,734 It's actually quite refreshing to find... 1456 01:30:48,026 --> 01:30:51,238 an older leading-man type with a sense of humor about himself. 1457 01:30:51,530 --> 01:30:53,282 Did I mention I was dying? 1458 01:30:53,574 --> 01:30:55,576 Don't be so hard on yourself. 1459 01:30:57,035 --> 01:30:59,788 You're very charming, Abe. 1460 01:31:00,080 --> 01:31:01,790 Would you like something? 1461 01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:04,293 No, thank you. I'm walking. 1462 01:31:04,585 --> 01:31:08,005 I can't get over it. You look so familiar. 1463 01:31:08,297 --> 01:31:09,673 What movies have I seen you in? 1464 01:31:09,965 --> 01:31:12,843 I made many. Too numerous to mention. 1465 01:31:13,135 --> 01:31:14,219 Try. 1466 01:31:14,511 --> 01:31:17,598 Let's say I... 1467 01:31:17,890 --> 01:31:19,975 lost the best years of our lives... 1468 01:31:20,267 --> 01:31:21,977 I harvested the grapes of wrath... 1469 01:31:22,269 --> 01:31:24,354 and I inherited the wind. 1470 01:31:31,153 --> 01:31:32,905 Come over here, Abe. 1471 01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:40,120 I'm an actor. 1472 01:31:41,830 --> 01:31:45,083 You want somebody to cheer, I'll cheer. 1473 01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:48,921 You want somebody to laugh, I'll be hysterical. 1474 01:31:49,213 --> 01:31:51,298 You want somebody to cry... 1475 01:31:53,759 --> 01:31:56,803 Believe me, I know about crying. 1476 01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:59,348 I can be anybody you want. 1477 01:32:07,147 --> 01:32:10,234 Here's a funny story I hope you understand 1478 01:32:10,526 --> 01:32:13,237 Listen very closely if you possibly can 1479 01:32:13,529 --> 01:32:14,529 Dad, don't do this. 1480 01:32:14,655 --> 01:32:17,282 Just tell us what happened. 1481 01:32:17,574 --> 01:32:19,868 I charmed the pants off her. 1482 01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,204 And? 1483 01:32:22,496 --> 01:32:24,206 Too pooped to pop 1484 01:32:24,498 --> 01:32:26,625 I ain't lyin' 1485 01:32:26,917 --> 01:32:29,169 Please just tell me what happened. 1486 01:32:34,216 --> 01:32:36,552 Ten lines of dialogue. 1487 01:32:36,843 --> 01:32:38,262 What? 1488 01:32:38,554 --> 01:32:40,180 Double scale! 1489 01:32:40,472 --> 01:32:42,975 Oh, Abe! 1490 01:32:43,267 --> 01:32:44,268 You got the job? 1491 01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:47,104 I start tomorrow morning at 6:00. 1492 01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:01,702 - A toast! - Hear, hear. 1493 01:33:01,994 --> 01:33:03,620 To my son. 1494 01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:05,581 Not only a wonderful doctor... 1495 01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:13,672 and a wonderful agent... 1496 01:33:13,964 --> 01:33:16,883 he's also paying for the whole party tonight! 1497 01:33:21,555 --> 01:33:23,348 Where are you taking me? 1498 01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:25,267 This is a special occasion. 1499 01:33:25,559 --> 01:33:28,353 This is a great day. I have a surprise for you. 1500 01:33:28,645 --> 01:33:30,085 What do you got here, a firing squad? 1501 01:33:30,355 --> 01:33:32,566 Right here. Here we go. 1502 01:33:32,858 --> 01:33:34,610 - What? - This. 1503 01:33:40,907 --> 01:33:42,034 Come on. 1504 01:33:42,326 --> 01:33:44,453 We're starting a new tradition. 1505 01:33:44,745 --> 01:33:46,413 You're crazier than your so-called mother. 1506 01:33:46,705 --> 01:33:48,141 This is for the extras, and who better... 1507 01:33:48,165 --> 01:33:50,005 to start this than you, the king of the extras? 1508 01:33:50,167 --> 01:33:51,209 We'll get arrested! 1509 01:33:51,501 --> 01:33:53,545 Not if you hurry up! Come on! 1510 01:34:06,683 --> 01:34:08,685 There it is... Gable's hands... 1511 01:34:08,977 --> 01:34:10,646 Monroe's feet, and Abe Polin's ass. 1512 01:34:12,397 --> 01:34:14,858 Give me the towel before it heals. 1513 01:34:15,150 --> 01:34:16,234 - Come on. - No, no, no. 1514 01:34:16,526 --> 01:34:18,487 You've got to sign it. 1515 01:34:29,623 --> 01:34:32,000 Let's get out of here. 1516 01:34:37,172 --> 01:34:38,965 Let's do this one last time... 1517 01:34:39,257 --> 01:34:41,718 and then I have to get some sleep. 1518 01:34:42,010 --> 01:34:44,888 "Eric the maitre d' approaches the table." 1519 01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:46,807 "Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. Belson." 1520 01:34:47,099 --> 01:34:48,308 "Nice to see you again, Eric." 1521 01:34:48,600 --> 01:34:50,244 "Would you like to know about the specials tonight? 1522 01:34:50,268 --> 01:34:52,646 "We have a lovely Saddleview veal au jus. 1523 01:34:52,938 --> 01:34:54,338 "We have the fresh catch of the sea" 1524 01:34:54,606 --> 01:34:56,566 Hold it, please. All you say is... 1525 01:34:56,858 --> 01:34:58,860 "Would you like to see the menu, sir?" 1526 01:34:59,152 --> 01:35:00,552 Actors don't pay attention to words. 1527 01:35:00,821 --> 01:35:02,590 You make the part important, make it your own. 1528 01:35:02,614 --> 01:35:04,157 "How about a nice flounder?" 1529 01:35:04,449 --> 01:35:06,326 "Would you like to see the menu, sir?" 1530 01:35:06,618 --> 01:35:08,298 You see? if I didn't divorce your mother... 1531 01:35:08,578 --> 01:35:11,248 we wouldn't be spending this quality time together. 1532 01:35:11,540 --> 01:35:12,540 I'm going to sleep. 1533 01:35:12,749 --> 01:35:14,000 No, no, wait. 1534 01:35:14,292 --> 01:35:17,003 I got to get a couple of things off my chest... 1535 01:35:17,295 --> 01:35:19,506 in case we get separated in the crowd. 1536 01:35:19,798 --> 01:35:21,633 What is it? 1537 01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:25,345 It's no big news to know I wasn't a great father. 1538 01:35:25,637 --> 01:35:28,557 Let's say I was miscast. 1539 01:35:28,849 --> 01:35:30,976 But I want you to do me a big favor. 1540 01:35:31,268 --> 01:35:32,728 Sure. 1541 01:35:33,019 --> 01:35:35,188 I love you, kid... 1542 01:35:38,734 --> 01:35:41,111 but I want you to go home. 1543 01:35:41,403 --> 01:35:43,155 Why? 1544 01:35:43,447 --> 01:35:45,949 You're waiting around for this thing to happen. 1545 01:35:46,241 --> 01:35:47,784 The pressure's killing me! 1546 01:35:48,076 --> 01:35:49,453 I want you to go. 1547 01:35:49,745 --> 01:35:52,664 I'm not going anywhere. 1548 01:35:52,956 --> 01:35:55,250 I know you for 37 years, and we just met. 1549 01:35:55,542 --> 01:35:57,419 And you want to put me on a train again? 1550 01:35:57,711 --> 01:36:00,881 No, no. But this time... 1551 01:36:01,173 --> 01:36:03,759 you can get off anyplace you want. 1552 01:36:04,050 --> 01:36:06,219 If I was you, I'd get off in New York. 1553 01:36:06,511 --> 01:36:07,888 I'd marry the Christian doctor. 1554 01:36:08,180 --> 01:36:12,309 Have a baby and name him after somebody who recently died. 1555 01:36:14,811 --> 01:36:17,856 That's a deal... 1556 01:36:18,148 --> 01:36:20,734 but I'm not going anywhere... 1557 01:36:21,026 --> 01:36:22,194 except to bed. 1558 01:36:22,486 --> 01:36:23,779 You go to sleep. 1559 01:36:24,070 --> 01:36:26,823 I have a small question, a professional opinion. 1560 01:36:27,115 --> 01:36:28,115 OK. 1561 01:36:28,325 --> 01:36:30,786 And don't be my son now. Be my doctor. 1562 01:36:31,077 --> 01:36:32,120 All right. 1563 01:36:32,412 --> 01:36:38,126 What do you think the odds are of my dying on a weekend? 1564 01:36:38,418 --> 01:36:39,878 Call your bookmaker. I don't know. 1565 01:36:40,170 --> 01:36:41,880 This is very important! 1566 01:36:42,172 --> 01:36:45,050 If I die during the week, nobody'll come to my funeral. 1567 01:36:45,342 --> 01:36:46,343 Everybody's working. 1568 01:36:46,635 --> 01:36:47,844 Why worry about this? 1569 01:36:48,136 --> 01:36:50,222 When you're my age, you worry about two things. 1570 01:36:50,514 --> 01:36:52,224 One, you're with a woman and she says... 1571 01:36:52,516 --> 01:36:54,267 "Let's do it again right now"... 1572 01:36:54,559 --> 01:36:57,938 and the other is, "Who'll come to my funeral?" 1573 01:36:58,230 --> 01:37:00,065 You have a million friends. 1574 01:37:00,357 --> 01:37:03,151 I know a lot of people. It's different. 1575 01:37:03,443 --> 01:37:05,237 My father worked in that shop for 40 years. 1576 01:37:05,529 --> 01:37:07,280 Nobody came to his funeral. 1577 01:37:07,572 --> 01:37:11,952 But that was him, and you're you... 1578 01:37:12,244 --> 01:37:15,997 and you have a 6:30 call tomorrow. 1579 01:37:16,289 --> 01:37:19,584 "Would you like to see the menu, sir?" 1580 01:37:19,876 --> 01:37:22,754 You're gonna be great. 1581 01:37:23,046 --> 01:37:25,465 May I have the envelope, please? 1582 01:37:37,310 --> 01:37:40,814 Can I have Stage 10, please? 1583 01:37:41,106 --> 01:37:42,232 Thank you. 1584 01:37:44,317 --> 01:37:46,695 Hello, I'm calling for Abe Polin. 1585 01:37:48,321 --> 01:37:50,115 I know he's late... 1586 01:37:50,407 --> 01:37:53,451 and he's very, very sorry about that... 1587 01:37:53,743 --> 01:37:59,165 but Mr. Polin will not be able to come in today. 1588 01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:00,709 Thank you. 1589 01:38:37,162 --> 01:38:39,164 Now is the time to go to sleep. 1590 01:38:39,456 --> 01:38:41,499 Time to slip away. 1591 01:38:41,791 --> 01:38:46,463 Time to say sweet dreams to the things that I loved today. 1592 01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:48,590 Sweet dreams to the stars. 1593 01:38:48,882 --> 01:38:52,552 Sweet dreams to the breeze. 1594 01:38:52,844 --> 01:38:54,638 Sweet dreams to bellybuttons that go in... 1595 01:38:54,930 --> 01:38:56,389 and bellybuttons that go out. 1596 01:38:56,681 --> 01:38:58,934 Sweet dreams to all the tushies in the world. 1597 01:38:59,225 --> 01:39:00,936 The little ones and the big fat ones... 1598 01:39:01,227 --> 01:39:04,564 like the waitress at the bowling alley. 1599 01:39:04,856 --> 01:39:06,775 Sweet dreams.