1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,626 When I think of all the incredible people 2 00:00:02,627 --> 00:00:04,294 that have worked here and the shows 3 00:00:04,295 --> 00:00:05,629 that have shot here, I just-- 4 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,798 I'm sure. So historic, right? 5 00:00:07,799 --> 00:00:10,926 Absolutely. No, it's very, very humbling. 6 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:13,137 Not only are you the first woman 7 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,472 to hold the 11:30 slot, 8 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:18,183 but now you have the number one show in late night. 9 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:20,144 So I have to ask, 10 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:23,022 what is it like getting your dream? 11 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,648 I didn't get my dream. 12 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:28,318 I got beyond my dream, and it feels incredible. 13 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:31,155 And what message would you like to send 14 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:34,617 all the little girls out there watching you do this? 15 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:37,996 Oh, gosh. 16 00:00:39,789 --> 00:00:43,042 If the salad dressing is white, it's not healthy. 17 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,960 Hmm. 18 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:47,546 Switching gears now to a more difficult topic, 19 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:51,341 I know when I last saw you, you told me about your sister's 20 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,886 struggle with illiteracy. 21 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,346 And I'm curious, how is she doing? 22 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:57,681 It's worse. 23 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,141 It's much, much worse. 24 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:00,517 Oh. 25 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:03,645 You should see our texts. 26 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:05,272 They're all voice notes. 27 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,357 I'm so sorry. 28 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:08,776 Thank you. 29 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:11,361 She can't watch a single foreign film. 30 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:13,530 It's awful. 31 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:15,657 ♪ I specialize in love ♪ 32 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:17,701 ♪ I'll make you feel like new ♪ 33 00:01:17,702 --> 00:01:20,496 ♪ I specialize in love ♪ 34 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,539 ♪ Let me work on you ♪ 35 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:23,916 I feel so bad for Winnie. 36 00:01:23,917 --> 00:01:25,250 Do we know who's replacing her? 37 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,960 No, but she'll land on her feet. 38 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:28,337 I heard they're looking for new leadership at Plubo. 39 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:29,546 - Oh, yeah. - Plubo? 40 00:01:29,547 --> 00:01:31,173 Yeah. Pluto and Fubo merged. 41 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,466 You got to keep up on this stuff. 42 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:33,634 I told you to listen to "The Town." 43 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,511 I know. My CarPlay is broken. 44 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,013 I've just been driving to work in bone-chilling silence. 45 00:01:38,014 --> 00:01:39,723 - Oof. - Yeah. 46 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:41,308 - Oh. - Well, if it isn't 47 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,352 the number one team in late night. 48 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,938 - Hi, Bob. - Hi. 49 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,899 Come on in. Sit, sit, sit. 50 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,192 How is everyone? - Great. 51 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:51,527 - Good. - What's cracking? 52 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,696 Hello, Mr. Bob. 53 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,573 I just wanted to stop and say hello 54 00:01:56,574 --> 00:01:58,408 and let you guys know we're just loving 55 00:01:58,409 --> 00:02:00,244 what you've been doing. - Thank you. 56 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:02,996 Obviously, there's been some restructuring, 57 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:05,415 so you might be seeing a bit more of me around here. 58 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:06,917 Oh. 59 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,210 Great. - Don't worry. 60 00:02:08,211 --> 00:02:09,920 You won't be hearing more from me. 61 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,213 Clearly, you all know what you're doing, 62 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:12,381 so you don't need some corporate suit 63 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:13,882 gumming up the works. 64 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:15,634 We'd be lucky to get some of your insight. 65 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:16,927 Famous last words. 66 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:21,557 But no, no, no, seriously, you guys just do your thing. 67 00:02:21,558 --> 00:02:23,433 Pretend I'm not here. 68 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:24,935 Oh, okay. 69 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,937 Well, we're looking really solid 70 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,939 on bookings for the post-Oscar live show. 71 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:30,524 And I talked to Sally Field's manager. 72 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,192 She wants to do celebrity strip poker. 73 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:34,695 As long as we can guarantee that she'll be topless. 74 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:38,448 Apparently, she is "looking good and feeling great." 75 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:40,033 Good for her. 76 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:41,244 What's up? 77 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,455 Sure. 78 00:02:45,456 --> 00:02:46,665 I'm so sorry. 79 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,501 I gotta go. 80 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:52,296 I'm buying a library of cricket matches from Pakistani TV, 81 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:55,174 and they're trying to fuck me, which is actually good news. 82 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,300 It means we're close to closing. 83 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,968 Yeah, that's the tell. 84 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,887 But before I go, one thing. 85 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:01,430 Ethan Sommers. 86 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,806 I've mentioned it a few times. 87 00:03:02,807 --> 00:03:04,474 I guess it hasn't made its way to you. 88 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:06,143 But I'd love to get him on before the end of the week. 89 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,811 We have "Shadow Soldier" opening. 90 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:09,897 It'd be really great, cross-promotionally speaking. 91 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,148 Yeah, sure. We'll get him on. 92 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,483 Perfect. Thanks, Deb. 93 00:03:13,484 --> 00:03:14,985 Keep up the good work, team. 94 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:16,653 Good to see you. 95 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,030 Man, he smells so good, right? 96 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,448 What is he wearing? 97 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,699 I wish they had Shazam for fragrances. 98 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:22,492 - Ethan Sommers? - I know. I know. 99 00:03:22,493 --> 00:03:24,661 No, no, no, we agreed not to have him on. 100 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:27,206 Okay, the guy is accused of domestic violence 101 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,166 and sexting underage girls. 102 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,919 Just last week, a PA said he locked her in his trailer. 103 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,337 And that is unfortunate. 104 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:34,838 But obviously, it is important enough 105 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,298 for him to come down here. 106 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:38,508 We have to do it. 107 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:40,302 Just because I have a guest on the show 108 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,846 doesn't mean I endorse everything they have ever done. 109 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:44,514 We had Marie Osmond on. 110 00:03:44,515 --> 00:03:46,516 It doesn't mean I endorse her weird little dolls. 111 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,018 Let's just move on. 112 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,020 - Fine. - Thank you. 113 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:52,314 Men need therapy. All men. Should be a requirement. 114 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:55,817 Okay, so Cher, quote, "still doesn't want to do it." 115 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:08,789 Couple of things. 116 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:11,124 Okay. Where is Kayla? 117 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:12,626 Oh, she said she was working from home today. 118 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:14,878 - Hmm. - All right, so the producer 119 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:16,630 on the Fatty Arbuckle movie called. 120 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:18,382 Jack Danby won't come out of his trailer. 121 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:21,843 No, wait, Jack Danby cannot come out of his trailer 122 00:04:21,844 --> 00:04:23,262 on account of it's frozen shut. 123 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,389 This is what happens when you shoot in Norway. 124 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:27,516 We gotta bring production back to Los Angeles. 125 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:30,060 I mean, they're degrading the industry, Jimmy. 126 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,353 It's a tax credit thing, you know? 127 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,688 I emailed Gavin Newsom, 128 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,147 but there's not much I can do, okay? 129 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:35,732 I agree. I agree. 130 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,359 And look, I hesitate to tell you this, 131 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,569 but there's been another incident on the "Lassie" set. 132 00:04:39,570 --> 00:04:41,530 She bit again. - Are you kidding me? 133 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,198 As a former hospital administrator, 134 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,033 I actually would never joke about a puncture wound. 135 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,827 Oh, this is Rob. 136 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,288 Can you excuse me for one second? 137 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,539 This is Jimmy. 138 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:51,915 Hey, is Dance Mom with you? 139 00:04:51,916 --> 00:04:53,583 No. Why? 140 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:55,085 Security says her badge swiped into the lot, 141 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:56,545 but no one can find her. 142 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,422 We tape in two hours, and it's a big show. 143 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:00,716 We made Ethan Sommers learn a dance to do with her. 144 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,301 Oh, my God, did you check the Harry Potter ride? 145 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,927 She likes to lift her top and flash 146 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:05,387 before the photo is taken. - First place I looked. 147 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,431 She wasn't there. We need to find her. 148 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:09,766 Shit. Okay, I'm gonna head to you right now. 149 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:10,851 All right, bye. 150 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,102 Hey, tell Kayla 151 00:05:12,103 --> 00:05:13,603 she needs to meet me at the lot. 152 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:16,231 Dance Mom is missing, and she's probably naked. 153 00:05:16,232 --> 00:05:18,191 Copy that. 154 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,910 Hey guys, how's it going? How are ya? 155 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,290 Good to see you. Thank you. Hey, guys. See ya. 156 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:34,750 Yeah, no. 157 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,793 Hey, how's it going, man? 158 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:38,462 Look at this. This is cool. Right on. 159 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:41,465 - Dance Mom? - Dance Mom! 160 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,967 Oh, my God. 161 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:45,678 Dance Mom! 162 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:50,265 Fuck, where is she? 163 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:53,477 Dance Mom, where are you? 164 00:05:53,478 --> 00:06:02,194 - Dance Mom! - Dance Mom! 165 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,363 Hey, sir? Excuse me. - Excuse me, sir! Sir! Sir! 166 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,323 Sir, have you seen a really tall woman? 167 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:08,325 Fancy footwork, hard nipples. - Really hard nipples. 168 00:06:08,326 --> 00:06:09,826 I've only seen Mother. 169 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:11,578 Oh, yeah, she goes by Dance Mom. 170 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:13,663 No. My mother. 171 00:06:13,664 --> 00:06:14,790 Would you like to meet her? 172 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,333 - No, thank you. - No, we're good. 173 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,460 Would you like to stay at cabin one? 174 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,795 I could get you a killer discount. 175 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,254 - Oh. - No, please! 176 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:22,964 - Put the knife away. - We're not on the tour. 177 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:24,508 - He's stressed. Come on. - We're trying to find someone. 178 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,176 Get out of here. My God. 179 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,512 Why are people so method on this tour? 180 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,722 It's fun, but I'm just not in the mood. 181 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:33,016 It's Randi. Hey. 182 00:06:33,017 --> 00:06:35,894 Bro, I finally hacked into Dance Mom's iCloud. 183 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,313 The password was deesnutz69, 184 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:40,857 but the deez was with an S and the nuts was with a Z. 185 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:42,943 She's disgusting. Okay, did you find her? 186 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,986 Wisteria Lane. I'm sending you a pin. 187 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:46,488 Go! - Oh, thank you. 188 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,781 Oh, my God. 189 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,491 Honestly, Randi was an amazing hire. 190 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:50,867 I know. I never miss. 191 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:52,202 Well, except Dance Mom's your client too. 192 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,830 - Shut up! Go! - Kayla! 193 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:57,207 - Dance Mom! - Dance Mom! 194 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,708 Oh, no. 195 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:00,210 Is that... 196 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:02,045 - Oh, my God, that's her. - Oh, no. 197 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,839 She's dead. She's dead! 198 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,133 Oh, no. 199 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,052 Oh. 200 00:07:09,053 --> 00:07:12,222 Mary Alice, what did you do? 201 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,683 I just wanted a picture on Carrie's stoop. 202 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,184 Wha--that's "Sex and the City." 203 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:17,644 That's famously New York. 204 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:19,354 This is the set of "Desperate Housewives." 205 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:21,398 Carrie! 206 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,066 - Okay, okay. - Get her up. Get her up. 207 00:07:23,067 --> 00:07:25,193 You need to go to rehab or something. 208 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:27,362 Oh, shit. Okay, okay. 209 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:28,864 I got her. Okay. Come on. 210 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,407 We got to clean you up. 211 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,075 Okay, come on. Get her on the cart. 212 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:33,285 We're gonna get you some coffee. 213 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,578 Okay. - Okay. 214 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,288 Oh, oh, she's out. She's out again. 215 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:37,372 - Okay. - All right. 216 00:07:37,373 --> 00:07:38,582 You get her in, I'll drive. 217 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:41,585 Okay, I got her. I got her. 218 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,420 Okay. 219 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:45,213 All right, I'll hold her. - All right. 220 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:47,257 - All right, I got her. - Everyone stay calm. 221 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:49,384 - Oh, oh. - Oh, my God. 222 00:07:49,385 --> 00:07:51,011 Jesus, I almost lost her! Slow down! 223 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,554 I don't know how! 224 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,348 Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest can be seen 225 00:07:55,349 --> 00:07:58,768 in "Shadow Soldier: Dark Down Rise" this weekend. 226 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:01,771 Please welcome to the show Ethan Sommers. 227 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:12,949 They love you. They love you. Thanks for coming. 228 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,451 Yeah, I'm so excited to be here. 229 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,036 We're here. Okay. Ow, ow. 230 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,705 Okay. Shh. All right, hey. Be quiet, be quiet. 231 00:08:18,706 --> 00:08:20,123 Oh, my God. 232 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:22,292 Oh. Oh. 233 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,085 Stay with me, Dance Mom. Stay with me, okay? 234 00:08:24,086 --> 00:08:26,755 I just need to sleep for a couple hours. 235 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,132 both: Hey! - You go on in 30 minutes. 236 00:08:29,133 --> 00:08:31,301 Okay, so I just need a straightener. 237 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,929 - Your hair is fine. - No, coke. 238 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,597 I just need a couple lines and I'll be okay. 239 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:36,973 There is no way you're doing coke right now. 240 00:08:36,974 --> 00:08:38,808 I'm doing coke, Jimmy! 241 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:40,477 I have an eight ball in my bag. I need it to go on. 242 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:41,811 - No, you cannot. - No. 243 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:43,438 - I'm gonna get it. - Stop, stop. 244 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,815 Let go of the bag. - Get your arms off that purse. 245 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:47,317 - Let go of the bag. - Oh, my God. 246 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,819 Let go of the--let go! 247 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:51,030 You're not going on. 248 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,492 Jimmy! 249 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:58,745 Pull yourself together. 250 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,330 God. 251 00:09:00,331 --> 00:09:02,791 It's okay. It's okay. 252 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,292 Aww, see, you're fine. 253 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:06,086 No. Shh. 254 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,587 Everyone's okay. 255 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:09,172 - Rob. - Oh, I'll call you back. 256 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:11,591 Okay, I found her, but she can't go on. 257 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:13,593 One of the highest paid actors on the planet 258 00:09:13,594 --> 00:09:15,178 learned her idiotic dance. 259 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:16,680 There is no way in hell 260 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,306 that this woman is performing today, okay? 261 00:09:18,307 --> 00:09:21,017 She needs medical attention. She needs mental help. 262 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:22,978 Okay, well, then she'll do the dance, 263 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,188 and then she'll get the help that she needs. 264 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,482 You're her manager, so make it happen. 265 00:09:27,483 --> 00:09:30,069 Okay? Thanks. 266 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,488 Oh, my God. 267 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,869 Wow. 268 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:43,540 So those were the--the soldiers? 269 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,542 Shadow soldiers, yeah, yeah. 270 00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:47,252 They're very good-looking. 271 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,087 Well, they have a singular purpose 272 00:09:49,088 --> 00:09:50,547 to destroy human life. 273 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:52,007 I've dated worse. 274 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:56,595 So now you're a big action star. 275 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,221 But I was told you got your start 276 00:09:58,222 --> 00:09:59,889 slumming it in comedy like me. 277 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,725 Yeah, that's true, actually. 278 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:05,729 My first job was on a sitcom called "Reporting for Dooty." 279 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,898 I played General Dooty's son, Rudy. 280 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,692 - Rudy Dooty. - Yeah. 281 00:10:11,902 --> 00:10:13,028 How many seasons? 282 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:15,071 Four... episodes. 283 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:16,323 Ooh. 284 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,407 Ooh, ouch. - It's heartbreaking. 285 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:18,908 - I'm sorry. - Thank you. 286 00:10:18,909 --> 00:10:20,410 You know, that's the thing, though. 287 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,037 I actually don't think I could do comedy now. 288 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:23,204 - No? - No. 289 00:10:23,205 --> 00:10:24,873 You know, it just seems impossible. 290 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,499 You know, no one can take a joke anymore. 291 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,834 You can't say anything. 292 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:29,669 Oh, tell me about it. 293 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,630 I was told I couldn't bring up your secret Snapchat account. 294 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,591 "Ooh." Oh, stop. 295 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,092 I'm kidding. 296 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,385 Kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 297 00:10:37,386 --> 00:10:39,262 So you have your pilot's license? 298 00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:40,764 I do. You want to go flying sometime? 299 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:41,890 I do. 300 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,937 Why are you laughing? 301 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:49,564 - Fuck! - No, hey. 302 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:51,274 Hey, come on, stay with us. 303 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,317 Stay with us here. - Come on. 304 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,277 We're at commercial. 305 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:56,237 Okay, I'm getting the coke. I'm just gonna get the coke. 306 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,073 I'm gonna get the coke. - Oh, my God. 307 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,449 Fuck, that's a lot of coke. 308 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,909 Hurry, hurry. - Okay. 309 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:02,619 More--we don't know her tolerance right now. 310 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,287 Come on. Big lines. Big fat lines. 311 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:06,122 Gator tails! - What is a gator tail? 312 00:11:06,123 --> 00:11:07,791 - Go to one party, Jimmy! - Shut up! 313 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,125 You shut up! You're freaking me out! 314 00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,460 Okay, okay. 315 00:11:10,461 --> 00:11:11,461 No! - Oh, we're naked. 316 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:12,796 We're naked. - Okay. 317 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,297 We're not decent. Thank you. 318 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:15,632 Okay, just giving a two-minute warning. 319 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,300 Thank you, two. 320 00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:18,301 Two minutes. - Hurry. 321 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,636 We have two minutes. 322 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,304 Great, great, great. 323 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,139 Okay. Here you go. Here's your coke. 324 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,391 Come on. You can do a line. - Wake up, princess. 325 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,558 Come on. Breakfast is served. 326 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,060 Come on. Please, please. 327 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,645 Bring the cocaine to the nose! 328 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:30,063 Okay. This is so fucked up. 329 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,564 This is so fucked up. 330 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,441 Oh, my God. - Hurry, Jimmy, God! 331 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,276 - Okay. Shut up. okay. - Shh. 332 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,653 I can't look at this. I can't look at this. 333 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:37,821 Okay, I'm gonna have to tickle her. 334 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:38,947 What are you talking about? 335 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,323 I have to make her sniff. 336 00:11:40,324 --> 00:11:41,783 You can't tickle an unconscious woman. 337 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,326 Okay, fine. Do it. - Tickle, tickle, tickle. 338 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,705 You need to boof it to me. 339 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,123 What? What is she saying? 340 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,457 She wants you to boof it. 341 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,960 She wants you to put it up her butt. 342 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,628 I am not gonna boof it. 343 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:54,963 You're gonna boof it! 344 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,631 I'm not gonna boof it! 345 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:57,841 Fine, I'll boof it! 346 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,634 No, only Jimmy! 347 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,886 Nobody's boofing anybody! 348 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,513 God! 349 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,015 Look, just snort this. 350 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:10,103 ♪ Ooh ♪ 351 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:11,855 ♪ I like it like that ♪ 352 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,440 ♪ She pour another shot ♪ 353 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:15,483 ♪ And now we goin' back to back ♪ 354 00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,861 ♪ I asked her if she wanted to dance ♪ 355 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,195 ♪ She like, yeah ♪ 356 00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:20,989 ♪ Tomorrow's gonna hurt ♪ 357 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,866 ♪ Baby, I ain't even mad ♪ 358 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,701 ♪ I like it, I like it ♪ 359 00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:26,453 ♪ I like it like that ♪ 360 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,163 ♪ Ooh ♪ 361 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,539 We fucking did it. 362 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,833 Managers of the year. 363 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,334 That was horrible. 364 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,546 Well, that's the job, princess. 365 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,883 I have to go. 366 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,176 Jimmy. 367 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,678 Jimmy! 368 00:12:46,223 --> 00:12:50,059 ♪ Talking about how she live on the east side ♪ 369 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:54,564 ♪ Windows down, the radio on blast ♪ 370 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,275 ♪ I like it like that ♪ 371 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,824 Hey, stop. We just fixed that. 372 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:07,660 Okay. 373 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,746 Thank you. 374 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:19,422 How'd you know so much about that movie? 375 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,090 Damien writes me book reports. 376 00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:24,344 Hey, Deborah, Ethan and his team are unhappy 377 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:26,012 about that Snapchat joke you made, 378 00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,514 and they want to have it removed. 379 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,765 Are you serious? 380 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,266 No, that's the best part of the interview. 381 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:31,935 Hey, yeah, Ethan's publicist called Bob, 382 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:33,436 and he wants it out. 383 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:35,104 - It's okay. We'll lose it. - Great. 384 00:13:35,105 --> 00:13:36,272 - What? - It's fine. 385 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,524 No, it's not fine. 386 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,733 It's censorship. 387 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,443 This is a really slippery slope. 388 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,278 Why even interview him in the first place? 389 00:13:42,279 --> 00:13:44,155 Let's just play the movie trailer on repeat for an hour. 390 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,281 That'll be the same thing. 391 00:13:45,282 --> 00:13:46,574 What would you like me to do? 392 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,660 Push back and tell Bob no. 393 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,329 Don't you have that kind of relationship? 394 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,415 No, I would never call Bob about something like this. 395 00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,668 We'll lose it. - Thank you. 396 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:57,836 I'm gonna head back to the edit 397 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,962 and take care of it, okay? 398 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,922 You want to come? 399 00:14:00,923 --> 00:14:02,298 No. You knock yourself out. 400 00:14:02,299 --> 00:14:03,967 But let me know if there's any other 401 00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,303 sex criminals' reputations you need me to help launder. 402 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:11,391 She'll get over it. 403 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,772 ♪ It's about that time ♪ 404 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,566 Dude, I've really been missing the vibes 405 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,817 at "On the Contrary"-- 406 00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:22,986 - Ava. Hey. - Hey, Lewis. 407 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,487 - How are you? - Good. 408 00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:25,947 I've been meaning to message you. 409 00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,615 I've been watching the show, and it's so good. 410 00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:28,992 Oh, thank you. 411 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,118 It gets better and better every week, 412 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,494 and I see a lot of you in it. 413 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,912 That means so much. 414 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,998 Especially today. 415 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,499 Are you okay? 416 00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,585 Yeah, we just-- 417 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,962 we had to have that Ethan Sommers creep on, 418 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:42,797 and Deborah made, like, the slightest joke 419 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,507 about his sex pest bullshit, 420 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:46,009 and the network forced us to cut it. 421 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,343 - Really? - Yeah. 422 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:49,137 I mean, it's insane, especially because 423 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,514 Bob Lipka made us have him on in the first place. 424 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,057 But it's not surprising, yeah? 425 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,851 I mean, studios protect their stars, 426 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,061 especially when they're heading up an entire franchise. 427 00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,688 Yeah. 428 00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:01,733 So--I just appreciate how much integrity your show has. 429 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,235 I don't think I even realized it till I left. 430 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,195 But that's why we're niche, you know? 431 00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,697 Integrity's niche. 432 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,198 Cheers to that, yeah? - Yeah. 433 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:10,533 Speaking of niche, 434 00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:12,285 what the hell are you drinking, brother? 435 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,037 You want one? They're delicious. 436 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,455 Can I get one of these? 437 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:20,710 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, baby ♪ 438 00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:25,381 ♪ I'm telling you, darling ♪ 439 00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:30,637 ♪ That you upset my mind ♪ 440 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,013 Have you heard from Jimmy? 441 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,140 No, I've been trying him all morning. 442 00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,391 Oh, my God. 443 00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:36,809 This is not like him. 444 00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,852 I'm freaking out. 445 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:39,187 Can you be honest with me? 446 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,230 Do I gotta be working on my résumé? 447 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:44,108 Have I attached myself to a sinking ship? 448 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,401 Can you keep a secret? 449 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,570 Not really. 450 00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,405 Okay, good. 451 00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,115 My dad's trying to poach me, 452 00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,910 and he wants me to come back to Latitude. 453 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:56,245 He gave me a jet ski that comes with a house. 454 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,705 Whoa. 455 00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:59,248 You know, he said that Jimmy is just not 456 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,750 cut out to run his own firm. 457 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,044 And now that Jimmy's cracked, I don't know, 458 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,420 maybe he's right. 459 00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:05,755 Might be. 460 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,256 I mean, if Jimmy's AWOL, it's like, 461 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,300 is there even gonna be a LuSaque and Schaefer 462 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,760 slash Schaefer and LuSaque? 463 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,721 Oh, it's just Schaefer and LuSaque. 464 00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,600 - When did that happen? - Jimmy ordered it last week. 465 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:19,102 It just came in. 466 00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,770 I think he knew it would mean a lot to you 467 00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,563 to have your name first. 468 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,440 Oh, my God. 469 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,318 Fuck me in the ass. 470 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,613 He's a sweet man. 471 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,287 Okay, so I get that the sketch feels long, 472 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,706 but I don't think we trim anything, 473 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,124 because Deborah's gonna need time 474 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,917 to change out of her costume since we're live. 475 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,753 Hi--Deborah, Ava, may I speak with you privately? 476 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:47,422 It's urgent. 477 00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,464 Sure. 478 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:50,925 Why don't you all take ten? 479 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,720 Thank you. 480 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,687 So... 481 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,148 the network has been contacted for comment 482 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,942 on a story about Ethan Sommers. 483 00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,610 What's the story? 484 00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,946 Apparently, "On The Contrary" is doing a hit piece 485 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:14,282 alleging that the studio has been covering up 486 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,325 his indiscretions, and they're highlighting 487 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:19,579 the portion of your interview that was lifted. 488 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,789 They're gonna contact you both for comment. 489 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:24,417 I need you to speak to no one about this 490 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,794 and direct any and all inquiries to me. 491 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:27,837 Got it? 492 00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:29,172 - Yes. - Uh-huh. 493 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,007 It's Bob's personal PR. 494 00:17:31,008 --> 00:17:33,676 I have to take this. 495 00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,345 This is Cece. 496 00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,847 Uh-huh. 497 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:39,432 - How did they find out? - I didn't tell them. 498 00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,017 Well, I--I did, but-- - Ava! 499 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,852 I didn't tell them to do a story on it. 500 00:17:42,853 --> 00:17:43,978 Oh, this is bad. 501 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,271 It's only a matter of time 502 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,689 before they make the connection to you. 503 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,357 Fuck. Okay, I'll fix it. 504 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:49,525 I will fix it. 505 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:51,403 We need to talk to Jimmy now. 506 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,823 Where the hell is Jimmy? 507 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:59,077 He is taking a couple mental health days. 508 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,828 No, tell him to roll his tiny little butt 509 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,998 off the massage table and get back here now. 510 00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,583 No. 511 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,168 I'm not gonna do that. 512 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,753 Excuse me? 513 00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,380 Jimmy's butt is perfectly proportional to his body, 514 00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,382 and you have no business telling him what to do 515 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:14,884 after the way you've treated him. 516 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,052 How I've treated him? 517 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,887 How you've both treated him! 518 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,222 He does so much for you, 519 00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:20,723 and you don't even acknowledge it. 520 00:18:20,724 --> 00:18:22,016 You didn't even have the decency 521 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,059 to tell him when you made up. 522 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,560 That is honestly cruel. 523 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:27,230 Okay, Kayla, of course we appreciate Jimmy. 524 00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,315 Oh, do you? Do you? 525 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,067 Have you ever told him that? 526 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:34,196 Have you ever acknowledged everything he does for you? 527 00:18:35,739 --> 00:18:37,657 - We must. We must have. - Yeah. 528 00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,993 Just this week, he practically blew cocaine 529 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:42,578 up a certain dancing mom's ass. 530 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,205 I'm not mentioning names. 531 00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,499 He almost boofed it for your show. 532 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,000 Boofed it? 533 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,502 You would never boof anything for anyone! 534 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,295 Selfish. 535 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,923 Could be just some lone wolf dick, macho man, 536 00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:55,925 big muscles, lots of babes around him. 537 00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,426 He chooses not to. 538 00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:59,095 He chooses to run around 539 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,972 chasing a suit and a sweatshirt girl. 540 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,224 You don't deserve him. 541 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:06,060 And we as power bitches need to treat him better! 542 00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:08,896 No, I'm not gonna shush, shush, shush. 543 00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,982 You shush, shush, shush, earrings. 544 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,109 I don't appreciate him either. 545 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,611 I mean, he believed in me when no one else did. 546 00:19:15,612 --> 00:19:17,572 And what did I do? Push him to the brink. 547 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,948 Question his manhood. 548 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,992 Let a rabid collie give him staph infection. 549 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,453 I'm sorry, but if this is how independent, strong women 550 00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,456 treat a nice guy, feminism has gone too far! 551 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,375 Whoa, whoa. Hang on now. 552 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,460 No, I'm out of here. 553 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,796 Just produce your own damn show. 554 00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,467 Deborah, it's Bob Lipka's office. 555 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:39,969 He wants to see you now. 556 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,971 Oh, fuck. 557 00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:43,473 Go. 558 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:48,769 Lewis! 559 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,563 - Hey. - I need to talk to you. 560 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:51,857 Guys, give me a minute. 561 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,026 What's up? 562 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,652 You cannot run that story on Ethan Sommers. 563 00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:58,112 I will get in so much trouble. 564 00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,488 And I know it sounds like I'm trying to censor 565 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,948 a story about censorship, but I'm not. 566 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,533 I just did not know that I was on the record. 567 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:03,993 And if I knew I was on the record, 568 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,494 I would have censored myself. 569 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,455 I'm sorry, Ava, but I can't kill it. 570 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,831 It's a huge cover-up. 571 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,875 And what you told me was just one part 572 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,544 of a much larger story that we're already doing. 573 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,631 Yes, but that part can be very easily connected to me, 574 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,216 and it'll be really bad for the show. 575 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,176 But it'd be worth it, no? 576 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:23,346 I mean, you're about to expose a predator and a corporation 577 00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:26,015 that's acting in his defense. 578 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,517 Didn't you say that you admired our show 579 00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,353 for having the integrity to do just that? 580 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:33,272 Yes, but that was before it personally inconvenienced me. 581 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,815 Please, Lewis. 582 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,735 Sorry, Ava. It's happening. 583 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,991 Okay. Fuck. 584 00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,118 Throw me the rock. 585 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,125 It's so annoying that when you only do one show a week, 586 00:20:53,126 --> 00:20:55,253 you have time to play basketball! 587 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,214 I haven't been to the grocery store in three months! 588 00:21:08,308 --> 00:21:10,059 Thank you. 589 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:11,227 Hi, Bob. 590 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,104 Hey, Deb. 591 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,564 Have a seat. 592 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:18,401 You've obviously heard we have a bit of a problem 593 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,403 with this "On The Contrary" piece. 594 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:23,072 Yes, and I'm sure whoever leaked it is-- 595 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,074 We know who leaked it. 596 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,076 It was your head writer. 597 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,829 But you know that, I think. 598 00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:31,914 It was just a misunderstanding. 599 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,417 I need her gone. 600 00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:35,835 Oh, no. 601 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,211 Come on. 602 00:21:37,212 --> 00:21:38,879 We have to be able to figure this out. 603 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,756 We're all on the same team here, right? 604 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,426 And you and your show are important supporting players, 605 00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,553 but you are not on the starting lineup 606 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,763 with my parks and my franchises. 607 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,223 You understand? 608 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,059 I understand, but I can't. 609 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,603 Ava being gone would really damage the show, 610 00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,105 and it wouldn't be good for you. 611 00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,606 She helped us get to number one. 612 00:21:57,607 --> 00:21:58,649 And that's great. 613 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:00,484 We're all really proud. 614 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,111 We gave you a shiny new billboard 615 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,988 and a live slot after the Oscars because of it. 616 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,449 But that does not mean you get to employ people 617 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,785 who create problems for me. 618 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,954 She's just a writer. Nobody cares. 619 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,457 Sure, but I have a board to answer to, 620 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,958 and I need to give them something. 621 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,626 I'll talk to her. 622 00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:20,087 This will never happen again. - Deborah, listen to me. 623 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,464 I'm looking out for you too. 624 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:22,841 Can you really trust this girl? 625 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:28,763 I'm sorry, but fire her or the show's done. 626 00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,991 Oh, hi. 627 00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,326 May I come in? 628 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,286 Yes, of course. 629 00:22:52,287 --> 00:22:53,788 I'm gonna-- I'm just gonna brush my teeth. 630 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:54,997 I'll be right back. Make yourself at home. 631 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:56,332 Living room's right there. 632 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:59,877 No, it's all good. I, um--yeah. 633 00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:02,671 I know there's so much that you do 634 00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:05,966 that I don't even know about, and I don't want to. 635 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:07,510 But I do appreciate you, 636 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:10,513 and I should say that more often. 637 00:23:10,514 --> 00:23:12,390 Thanks. 638 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,518 And, you know, I don't need a thank you every day, 639 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,979 but 10% of the time would be nice. 640 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,273 I can do that. 641 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:26,195 Well, in the interest of keeping you in the loop, 642 00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:29,532 there is something I need to let you in on. 643 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,033 Okay. 644 00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:33,869 It's something I really don't want to do, 645 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:35,747 but I think I have to. 646 00:23:47,884 --> 00:23:50,845 We have got a traffic jam as more Oscar nominees, 647 00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,389 presenters, and performers arrive on the red carpet 648 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:54,849 at the Oscars. 649 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,475 Hey. 650 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,352 I'm sorry, but I couldn't convince Lewis 651 00:23:58,353 --> 00:23:59,728 not to run the story. 652 00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:01,230 Oh, no. We'll deal with that later. 653 00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,606 I want you to head down to the carpet 654 00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:04,024 and produce a segment. 655 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:05,443 I want to do a bit where we offer money 656 00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,944 to the winners for their statue 657 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:08,779 and see who will take what for it. 658 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,239 I mean, that's funny, 659 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,740 but the ceremony has already started, 660 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,075 and we're still working on the monologue. 661 00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:14,243 It's okay. Just get two or three 662 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,953 and head on back. 663 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,580 There's a crew downstairs and credentials waiting for you 664 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:18,747 on the red carpet. You'll be back in time. 665 00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,167 Okay. Okay, great. 666 00:24:28,091 --> 00:24:29,717 Javier Bardem just won. 667 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:31,927 Wait, no. He fell down the stairs. 668 00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:33,429 Hi, Ava Daniels 669 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,889 from "Late Night with Deborah Vance." 670 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,599 There should be four press passes for us. 671 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,267 Okay, let me find you. 672 00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,102 Thank you. 673 00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:42,688 Hey, Ava. 674 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:43,772 Winnie. 675 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,900 Hi. How are you? - Bad. 676 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:49,361 The documentary I funded on female genital mutilation lost. 677 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,905 - Ouch. - Whatever. 678 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,698 Will you relay a message to Deborah for me? 679 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:54,450 - Sure. - Fuck you. 680 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,577 Oh, I might have to paraphrase that. 681 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,246 You know she's the reason I was fired, right? 682 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:00,748 - What? - She called Bob. 683 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:02,625 She wanted me gone, and she made it happen. 684 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,126 No, that doesn't make any sense. 685 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:05,503 You got her the job. 686 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,795 I mean, Deborah's no angel, 687 00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:07,838 but that doesn't sound like her. 688 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,840 Oh, she's fucking crazy. 689 00:25:09,841 --> 00:25:11,967 I was Deborah's biggest ally. 690 00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:13,427 I didn't just get her the job. 691 00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,179 I protected that show, 692 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,598 and she stabbed me in the back the moment she was able to. 693 00:25:17,599 --> 00:25:20,142 I know you guys had your differences over the spin-off-- 694 00:25:20,143 --> 00:25:21,810 The spin-off? 695 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,146 Did she think I wanted a spin-off for my health, 696 00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:27,191 like I live to give another job to Anthony fucking Anderson? 697 00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,777 I get lit up over digital content? 698 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:33,113 I started my career PA'ing for Terrence Malick. 699 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:36,659 I would love to just foster great artists, 700 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,827 but that's not the world we live in anymore. 701 00:25:38,828 --> 00:25:42,164 All I wanted was to keep her show on the air 702 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:43,916 and make it succeed. 703 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,335 But I guess she's too far up her own ass to even notice. 704 00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:47,461 - Winnie-- - I gotta go. 705 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,296 But yeah, please be a doll 706 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:53,175 and tell her I said, "Fuck you." 707 00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,719 Have a great night. 708 00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:05,271 Okay, so I triple checked, and you and your crew 709 00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,523 were never added to any credentialed list. 710 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,362 Okay. 711 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:26,208 You've reached Deborah Vance. 712 00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,376 Leave a message. 713 00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:30,588 Hey, I don't know what's going on right now, 714 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,549 but I just need to know something. 715 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:37,386 Did you mean what you said when you didn't let me quit? 716 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:40,055 Was that real, or did you just say all those things 717 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:41,682 so that I would keep working on the show? 718 00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:44,144 Please, please call me back. 719 00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:48,564 Sir, could you just go around? I really need to get back. 720 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:50,190 Sorry, ma'am. It's always like this. 721 00:26:50,191 --> 00:26:53,068 Too many fucking award shows in this town. 722 00:26:53,069 --> 00:26:55,237 Okay. I'm gonna get out and walk. 723 00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,793 Break a leg. 724 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,880 I think she'll understand. 725 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,299 I don't think you had a choice. 726 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:19,136 Okay, I'm gonna head upstairs and watch from there. 727 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,387 Okay. 728 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,940 Hey, I gotta get on the lot. 729 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:33,400 My badge isn't working. 730 00:27:33,401 --> 00:27:35,319 Okay. 731 00:27:42,285 --> 00:27:44,912 Sorry, you're not in the system. 732 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,288 Yes, I am. 733 00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:47,623 You know me. I work here. 734 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:50,293 Apparently, you don't anymore. 735 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:55,590 Oh, my God. 736 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,135 Okay, live show, folks. 737 00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:02,805 In five, four, 738 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:06,141 three, two, one. 739 00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:12,981 Please welcome your host, Deborah Vance! 740 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,162 Welcome to "Late Night with Deborah Vance" live! 741 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,332 And if you've been living under a rock, 742 00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,668 maybe you haven't heard the news, which is that we 743 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:35,546 are the number one late night show in America. 744 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,882 Yes! 745 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:41,176 And that's because of all of you 746 00:28:41,177 --> 00:28:43,011 and all of you. 747 00:28:43,012 --> 00:28:46,140 Thank you for inviting me into your home every night. 748 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:47,975 I hope we've made you laugh. 749 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,977 And by we, I mean all the people 750 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,520 that make this show what it is, 751 00:28:51,521 --> 00:28:55,023 starting with this crew, my band, 752 00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:58,360 my incredible producers, my hilarious writers. 753 00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:00,779 Oh, my mom's gonna be hype. 754 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:01,864 Yeah. 755 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:04,867 Bullshit. 756 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:07,828 And my brilliant, brilliant plastic surgeon. 757 00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:11,206 And there is, of course, one person 758 00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,876 who really made it happen. 759 00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,211 And that's my head writer, Ava Daniels. 760 00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:18,756 And I've been asked to fire her by the head of this company. 761 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:24,762 But I won't do that. 762 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,388 What is she doing? 763 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:28,766 - And I am sad... - Cut the feed. 764 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,517 Bob, I'm not gonna let you do that. 765 00:29:30,518 --> 00:29:31,894 What do you mean you're not gonna let me do that? 766 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,228 Cut the fucking feed. 767 00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:34,772 Mark, do not cut the feed. 768 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:36,774 - Okay, Jimmy. - You're gonna listen to him? 769 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,443 Not smart. 770 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,613 The fuck? 771 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,406 - Okay. - Give me the phone. 772 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,074 What are you doing? - I cannot let you do this. 773 00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:47,409 I can't let you do this. - Are you insane? 774 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:48,702 I don't know who you're calling. 775 00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:50,412 God--no, no, don't! - It's my phone. 776 00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:52,539 Give me my phone. - Get off! Get off! 777 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,541 I'm not on you! Give me my phone. 778 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:57,169 Don't cut the feed. - Jesus. 779 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:58,587 Don't cut the feed. 780 00:29:58,588 --> 00:30:01,757 I refuse to fire her. 781 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:03,759 And not just because she's my creative partner, 782 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,221 but because it's a slippery slope. 783 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:09,598 A few days ago, I agreed to cut a joke I made 784 00:30:09,599 --> 00:30:13,602 to protect Ethan Sommers and the studio's interests. 785 00:30:13,603 --> 00:30:16,063 And now I'm being asked to fire someone I love 786 00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:19,399 who did nothing wrong. 787 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,319 So what will they ask of me next? 788 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,655 Where's the line? 789 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:30,160 Well, for me, it's here, 790 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:32,579 right now. 791 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:36,583 Which is why tonight will be my last show. 792 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,794 No, no, no, no! What are you doing? 793 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:41,255 I'm not naive. 794 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,131 In this industry, you always have to make 795 00:30:43,132 --> 00:30:45,759 certain sacrifices, because this is a business. 796 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,970 And I get that. 797 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:49,763 And there's good people on the business side 798 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:52,766 who are trying to navigate the difficult intersection 799 00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:55,644 of art and commerce. 800 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:57,980 But thanks to Wall Street and big tech 801 00:30:57,981 --> 00:31:00,732 disrupting our industry, it's gone too far. 802 00:31:00,733 --> 00:31:02,442 It's not enough to be number one anymore, 803 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:06,071 or to make a profit, or to even make you laugh. 804 00:31:06,072 --> 00:31:09,116 I might be a capitalist pig myself, 805 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:12,786 but first and foremost, 806 00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:15,664 I'm a comedian. 807 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:17,583 I care more about making this show 808 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:21,336 the right way than I do about making shareholders happy. 809 00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:24,631 So yes, this is goodbye. 810 00:31:24,632 --> 00:31:26,675 We love you! 811 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:30,304 Thank you. That's very sweet. 812 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,848 I loved going to bed with you every night. 813 00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:34,808 Sorry I'm finishing too quickly. 814 00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:44,860 This was my dream. 815 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:47,363 And I'm so happy I got it. 816 00:31:49,616 --> 00:31:51,326 But the dream changed. 817 00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:57,539 And so did I. 818 00:31:57,540 --> 00:31:59,374 So don't feel sorry for me. 819 00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:01,293 Don't feel sorry for my staff. 820 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:04,004 I'll be paying their contracts out. 821 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:06,465 But I have a message for Bob Lipka 822 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:07,883 and this company's board. 823 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,801 You can try to silence me, but you-- 824 00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:12,387 - Hey, it's Vince! - No, no! What happened? 825 00:32:12,388 --> 00:32:14,056 What happened? 826 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,849 It has a special microfiber in the middle... 827 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:18,727 You know, that gate's been messed up ever since 828 00:32:18,728 --> 00:32:22,397 somebody drove through it, so I'm just gonna go ahead 829 00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:24,733 and close my eyes for two seconds. 830 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,611 Thank you. I love you. 831 00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:33,575 Oh, God. Fuck. 832 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:36,078 Bastards! 833 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,372 Oh, my God, are you okay? 834 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:41,291 I've been better. 835 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,460 What happened? 836 00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:44,920 Oh, shit. 837 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,755 - Oh, my God. - I'm okay, I'm okay. 838 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:50,050 I was trying to buy Deborah a little more time. 839 00:32:50,051 --> 00:32:52,844 I am so sorry I called you a little bitch. 840 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:54,846 I didn't know you called me that. 841 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:57,099 And for considering leaving you for my dad. 842 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,558 I'm not gonna do that. 843 00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:00,268 Okay, you don't need to apologize 844 00:33:00,269 --> 00:33:02,354 for stuff I didn't know about and isn't gonna happen. 845 00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:05,440 Jimmy, you saw me in a way that nobody else did 846 00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:07,275 when you said I should be a manager. 847 00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:11,279 But I haven't been seeing you, and I'm sorry. 848 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,448 You were right about leading with love, 849 00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:14,783 and I'm gonna be better. 850 00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,785 That's so beautiful, but I think 851 00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:18,120 I have to get to an urgent care, 852 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,913 because I might have broken my nose. 853 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:22,124 What happened? 854 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:24,960 Uh, I went gorilla mode. 855 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,130 Because you were right too. 856 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,673 Sometimes you need to lead with love, 857 00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:32,926 and sometimes you gotta go gorilla mode. 858 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:34,302 Yes! 859 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:37,139 This is why we're the best couple ever. 860 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:41,435 Are we a couple? 861 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,854 We're not a couple. We're not a couple. 862 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,313 Couple of business guys. 863 00:33:45,314 --> 00:33:47,482 It's gonna be Schaefer and LuSaque for life. 864 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:49,151 We're gonna die together! 865 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:50,485 I don't doubt that. 866 00:33:54,323 --> 00:33:55,991 Deborah! 867 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:58,827 Hi. Hi. 868 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:00,162 Why? 869 00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:01,913 Why did you do that? 870 00:34:01,914 --> 00:34:05,667 You should have fired me and kept the show. 871 00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:08,837 There's no show without you. 872 00:34:08,838 --> 00:34:10,672 I'm--I'm so confused. 873 00:34:10,673 --> 00:34:12,591 Why did you kick me off the lot? 874 00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:14,301 Because I knew if you figured out what I was gonna do, 875 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:15,469 you'd try to stop me. 876 00:34:15,470 --> 00:34:17,137 You're annoying like that. 877 00:34:21,684 --> 00:34:22,894 Are you sure? 878 00:34:25,271 --> 00:34:27,065 I am. 879 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,070 Let's go. 880 00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:52,881 So what now? 881 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,925 Well, I don't know. 882 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,302 As long as we keep working, we'll figure something-- 883 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:58,637 Hey! 884 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:00,138 Where do you think you're going? 885 00:35:00,139 --> 00:35:02,891 Well, I'm guessing not back to your place. 886 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:05,227 Are you out of your fucking mind? 887 00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:07,562 You just burned the whole thing down. 888 00:35:07,563 --> 00:35:09,022 Move. 889 00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:11,191 You just threw away an entire career. 890 00:35:11,192 --> 00:35:12,692 And for what? 891 00:35:12,693 --> 00:35:14,861 For her? Really? 892 00:35:14,862 --> 00:35:16,863 After everything you've worked for? 893 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:18,406 And you think people give a shit 894 00:35:18,407 --> 00:35:19,866 about your high moral stance? 895 00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:21,910 I'll tell you what, Deb, they just wanted 896 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:24,246 a couple of laughs before they go to bed. 897 00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,039 You're done, my friend. 898 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,458 I'll be fine, thanks. 899 00:35:28,459 --> 00:35:29,960 We own you. 900 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,920 You know that, right? 901 00:35:31,921 --> 00:35:33,588 We have a noncompete clause. 902 00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:36,383 You can't touch a mic for the next 18 months. 903 00:35:36,384 --> 00:35:37,801 You can't walk on a stage. 904 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,302 You can't step in front of a camera. 905 00:35:39,303 --> 00:35:42,931 You can't sing in the fucking shower. 906 00:35:42,932 --> 00:35:44,766 And if you do, 907 00:35:44,767 --> 00:35:47,895 I will be suing you into fucking oblivion. 908 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:54,485 What a goddamn shame. 909 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:03,618 ♪ So isolated ♪ 910 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:07,455 ♪ I talk to the voice in my head ♪ 911 00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:11,126 ♪ So isolated ♪ 912 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:15,255 ♪ My body is taking a leave ♪ 913 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:18,884 ♪ So isolated ♪ 914 00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:23,054 ♪ I don't want to let people see ♪ 915 00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:26,474 ♪ My isolation ♪ 916 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:30,478 ♪ Is simple and stupid as me ♪ 917 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,860 ♪ Don't crowd me out ♪ 918 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:40,697 ♪ 'Cause I am not a shell ♪ 919 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:44,534 ♪ I burned myself ♪ 920 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:48,496 ♪ When I was running hell ♪ 921 00:36:48,497 --> 00:36:51,499 ♪ Don't let go ♪ 922 00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:56,171 ♪ Everybody knows ♪ 923 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:59,216 ♪ Don't let go ♪ 924 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:04,179 ♪ Everybody shows ♪ 925 00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:13,021 ♪ So isolated ♪ 926 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:16,316 ♪ I talk to the voice in my head ♪ 927 00:37:17,818 --> 00:37:20,613 ♪ So isolated ♪