1
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Fuck!

2
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Okay,
you caught me.

3
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I mean...

4
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men are not the only ones who like
to whack off like zoo monkeys.

5
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Why isn't it okay for girls
to just like fucking?

6
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If you could have sex once a week,
no attachments, no expectations...

7
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<i>...just straight up fucking, would you?
- I like fucking.</i>

8
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I like it a lot.
Who doesn't?

9
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But people make such
a big deal out of it.

10
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And there's so much emphasis
placed on appearance.

11
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I don't know why. I've had sex
with fat girls and skinny girls...

12
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<i>...it's really all the same.
- I know...</i>

13
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that everyone is a little...

14
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self-conscious about
how good they are in bed...

15
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and I was never really, I guess,
great in bed because...

16
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I didn't read Cosmo's latest article
on how to please my man...

17
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because I don't read those magazine
articles and, quite frankly...

18
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I haven't really been too concerned
about pleasing him.

19
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Fuck me.
I blew a great setup.

20
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Did you ever fuck something up and
you knew you were fucking it up...

21
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but you did it anyway?

22
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Maybe she fucked it up.

23
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I don't know. I'll let you people
decide. My opinion is biased.

24
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I don't why there's this myth that
women get dependent on men.

25
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I mean, every day in America some
guy snaps and kills his girlfriend.

26
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They gotta get restraining orders
taken out against them all the time.

27
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Women never do that.
Oh, you think you're immune, pal?

28
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Well, brother, you just haven't met the
girl you wanna fuck and kill someday.

29
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You're a fucking asshole!

30
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I was trying to tell you
how much I love, for fuck's sake!

31
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- How, if you think I'm fat? Thanks!
- I didn't say that. You're nuts.

32
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- You're paranoid. You realize that?
- No, you're the one that's paranoid.

33
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You're the one that gets pissed off
every time Damien comes here.

34
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- Grow up!
- Listen, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

35
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you got insulted by my attempt
to compliment you.

36
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But if you're gonna bring up your
ex-boyfriend, at least understand...

37
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...why I wan to punch him in the face!
- What the hell is that?

38
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A woman's place in procreation
has always been to attract a man:

39
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big tits, small waist
and round ass.

40
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And you're really sensitive about
that shit being in its proper place.

41
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- I'm not even half as sensitive!
- Okay, tell me that I gained 5 pounds!

42
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If I get a new haircut and you didn't
notice, would I give a shit? No!

43
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I do not like to be insulted, no,
but that has nothing to do...

44
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with you wanting to punch
somebody in the God damned face!

45
00:03:41,146 --> 00:03:42,946
You tell me that you love me
'cause I'm so manly.

46
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This is it, this is
the whole package.

47
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Oh, shut the fuck up!

48
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<i>What a mess!</i>

49
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How do two people end up
talking to each other like that?

50
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Let me rewind to the
very, very beginning.

51
00:04:06,905 --> 00:04:09,640
LA's real interesting,
but it ain't cheap, huh?

52
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I'm down to my last hundred.
What'd you got?

53
00:04:11,676 --> 00:04:16,704
76... no, 72 bucks.

54
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I bought your cigarettes.

55
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Fuck.

56
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I don't understand...

57
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we've been here like a month.
We should've found jobs by now.

58
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It's the concrete companies here,
they just hire migrant workers.

59
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It's bullshit.

60
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You think California
was a bad idea?

61
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Couple guys like us,
we'll get something going.

62
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Well, we better get
something going soon.

63
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We don't have even have enough
money to get friggin' drunk!

64
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When was the last time
we went into a fancy hotel bar...

65
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ran up a huge tab
and then just bolted?

66
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Shit. Months?

67
00:04:54,853 --> 00:04:57,321
Come on, this is the kind of sun shit
we always talked about doing.

68
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Fun shit you always
talked about doing.

69
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I'm only going along
to make sure you're okay.

70
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Haven't you ever wanted
complete control in bed?

71
00:05:03,127 --> 00:05:04,828
They'll have to do whatever
we say, it'll be amazing.

72
00:05:04,829 --> 00:05:06,763
How do you even know
how to find male prostitutes?

73
00:05:06,764 --> 00:05:07,965
Please tell me you didn't
go on the Internet.

74
00:05:07,966 --> 00:05:10,534
No, no, there's this hotel downtown.
It has a lounge.

75
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That's what it's famous for.

76
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This woman at my salon was
telling me all about it.

77
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You go down there, you see the
guys and pick out the one you want.

78
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Sounds very romantic.

79
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- How's your black eye by the way?
- Not so bad. I keep covering it up.

80
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How do you even do it?
God, you're like Houdini.

81
00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,552
I keep 'em pre-tied in my nightstand
and I just slip them on.

82
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Well, that's you, babe.
Very efficient.

83
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Stanny, think that
security guy's onto us.

84
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Joe, we've done this to every fancy
hotel in NY for what, ten years?

85
00:06:01,686 --> 00:06:03,754
You think some
LA rent-a-cop's gonna bust us?

86
00:06:03,755 --> 00:06:05,188
We shouldn't be doing this.

87
00:06:05,189 --> 00:06:07,958
They charge us like
seven bucks for a beer.

88
00:06:07,959 --> 00:06:11,128
That's ripping people off.
We're just making shit even.

89
00:06:11,129 --> 00:06:13,363
The guy will think that we're
so desperate to get laid that...

90
00:06:13,364 --> 00:06:16,867
Stop it! God!
They're gonna be so excited.

91
00:06:16,868 --> 00:06:19,893
They usually have to do it with
a bunch of disgusting old women.

92
00:06:20,305 --> 00:06:23,273
- They're gonna think that we...
- They're whores! They're prostitutes.

93
00:06:23,274 --> 00:06:27,266
If anyone has issues with their
self-image, it's them, not you.

94
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Oh yeah.

95
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- Check it out. Check that shit out!
- Wait, wait!

96
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- Please don't. We should...
- Hey there.

97
00:06:37,455 --> 00:06:41,425
- Hey.
- Hi. California is a friendly place.

98
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Yeah, we're not used
to two beautiful girls...

99
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...just walking right up to us.
- So, you two boys have names?

100
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- Yeah, I'm Joe. This is Stanny.
- This is Christi Ann. I'm Donna.

101
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Hello, Joe and Stanley.

102
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No, it's not Stanley, it's Stanny.
There's no "L".

103
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Oh, Stanny.
Does it really matter now?

104
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So, where are you girls
from and stuff?

105
00:07:01,913 --> 00:07:03,714
Up in the hills, Laurel Canyon.

106
00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,549
We just moved to town.

107
00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:09,987
Oh, a couple of regular guys
new in town looking to meet people.

108
00:07:09,988 --> 00:07:13,056
Yeah. Yeah, we're both
in construction.

109
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Time's a little slow right now,
but we'll get something going soon.

110
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- Just trying to get by, huh?
- Construction workers.

111
00:07:19,931 --> 00:07:21,732
Are you girls like models
or something?

112
00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:24,067
You don't have to belittle us,
we don't usually do this.

113
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Let's grab a table.

114
00:07:28,006 --> 00:07:31,241
What, do you work out?
I work out a lot.

115
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But usually I get enough
of a workout on the job.

116
00:07:33,978 --> 00:07:37,314
We work with concrete.
Shit's heavy.

117
00:07:37,315 --> 00:07:40,584
Yes, look, we wanted manly men...
but you're overdoing it...

118
00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:44,054
with the blue collar routine.

119
00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:48,959
- Is that Drakkar you're wearing?
- Yep. Thanks.

120
00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,629
- So, what do you do for a living?
- I'm a writer.

121
00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:54,264
Really?
Like books and shit?

122
00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,600
Screenwriter,
like movies and shit.

123
00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:59,136
Get out of here!
That's so cool.

124
00:07:59,137 --> 00:08:01,434
I mean, what have I seen
that you wrote?

125
00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:06,009
Nothing yet. None of my scripts
have been turned into movies yet.

126
00:08:06,010 --> 00:08:08,645
Well, you gotta start
by writing it first, right?

127
00:08:08,646 --> 00:08:12,349
- What about you? What do you do?
- Christi Ann is a clothing designer.

128
00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:16,186
- She designed this.
- Really? Very nice.

129
00:08:16,187 --> 00:08:18,155
Shit! Christi Ann,
I totally forgot.

130
00:08:18,156 --> 00:08:19,356
I was in this coffee shop...

131
00:08:19,357 --> 00:08:21,558
and I saw a woman wearing
one of your new shirts.

132
00:08:21,559 --> 00:08:23,293
- Really?
- Man!

133
00:08:23,294 --> 00:08:25,929
Somebody took your shit
from the Laundromat?

134
00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,998
That happened to me.
Remember that, Stanny?

135
00:08:27,999 --> 00:08:30,333
Somebody just took my stuff
from the dryer...

136
00:08:30,334 --> 00:08:34,104
and then we see this guy from two
floors up wearing my sweatpants!

137
00:08:34,105 --> 00:08:38,909
No, Joe, she's saying that she
makes clothes. She made this here.

138
00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:44,114
- Oh, you invent clothes!
- Yes, I invent clothes.

139
00:08:44,115 --> 00:08:47,584
In fact, people were running around
naked before until I came along.

140
00:08:47,585 --> 00:08:49,677
I have to go to the bathroom.

141
00:08:53,891 --> 00:08:58,589
I'll be... right back.

142
00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:06,929
California girls, man.
They're fucking unbelievable!

143
00:09:07,138 --> 00:09:09,128
Okay, what about the bill?

144
00:09:10,108 --> 00:09:13,076
- I think we should hire them.
- Shut up!

145
00:09:13,077 --> 00:09:14,811
You flirted, you got
your twisted affirmation.

146
00:09:14,812 --> 00:09:16,179
I think we should get out of here.

147
00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,081
Look, I'm inviting Stanny
back to the house.

148
00:09:18,082 --> 00:09:21,312
If you don't wanna sleep with Joe,
you don't have to.

149
00:09:26,057 --> 00:09:29,493
I got it. I'll make it look like
I left my wallet back at the motel.

150
00:09:29,494 --> 00:09:31,928
These girls come here all the time.
They can cover us.

151
00:09:31,929 --> 00:09:33,296
No, that ain't right, man.

152
00:09:33,297 --> 00:09:35,465
Why don't we just stick the hotel
with the bill and split?

153
00:09:35,466 --> 00:09:37,900
These girls shouldn't...

154
00:09:37,902 --> 00:09:42,172
I... I think I left my wallet
back at my motel.

155
00:09:42,173 --> 00:09:45,108
Sure you did.
Why don't I just get this round?

156
00:09:45,109 --> 00:09:49,375
So, how do you boys wanna do this?
Should we get a room upstairs or?

157
00:09:49,814 --> 00:09:51,715
Why don't we just go back
to my house...

158
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:54,776
and we can fool around up there?

159
00:09:55,253 --> 00:09:57,277
Okay.

160
00:10:00,458 --> 00:10:03,017
Let me show you my room.

161
00:10:03,594 --> 00:10:05,686
Wow!

162
00:10:07,832 --> 00:10:10,892
- Is this your parents' house?
- No.

163
00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:15,432
No, it's Donna's house.
I just live here.

164
00:10:17,475 --> 00:10:22,139
Wow, you must come home
everyday and do this, huh?

165
00:10:23,481 --> 00:10:26,916
- No.
- If I lived here, I would.

166
00:10:34,258 --> 00:10:36,126
- You like it rough, don't you?
- Yeah!

167
00:10:36,127 --> 00:10:38,618
Boy, did you pick the right guy!

168
00:10:39,897 --> 00:10:42,160
Punish me, I'm bad!

169
00:10:42,366 --> 00:10:44,891
Look, this was all
my friend's idea. I...

170
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,771
I don't think I can do this.

171
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,400
You must have a fancy bar
or something around here, right?

172
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,868
Oh, perfect.

173
00:10:56,013 --> 00:10:58,242
Perfect.

174
00:11:00,084 --> 00:11:03,220
You don't wanna have sex?
That's fine.

175
00:11:03,221 --> 00:11:07,020
Your friend, Donna...

176
00:11:07,091 --> 00:11:11,254
she needs to get laid.
You, Christi Ann...

177
00:11:11,362 --> 00:11:13,530
you need to get drunk.

178
00:11:13,531 --> 00:11:17,968
- What, you wanna get me drunk?
- No, I wanna get me drunk.

179
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:21,705
But I can tell you're one of those,
you know, uptight people...

180
00:11:21,706 --> 00:11:25,607
that I love to help out by getting
them good and hammered.

181
00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,073
So, here's the deal:

182
00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,804
for every two drinks that I have...

183
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:37,913
you gotta have one, until you're
either puking or laughing.

184
00:11:46,230 --> 00:11:52,134
- Yeah! Yeah!
- You like that, don't you, nasty?

185
00:11:56,707 --> 00:12:01,974
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

186
00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:07,517
- You're so bad.
- You're the man! You're the man!

187
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,452
I was 15 years old...

188
00:12:09,453 --> 00:12:15,414
I'd been jerking off two years
straight, dreaming of this moment.

189
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:17,653
And the second
she goes to kiss it...

190
00:12:17,795 --> 00:12:21,564
my dick just starts like,
flapping all over the place!

191
00:12:21,565 --> 00:12:23,967
And she looks up at me,
all freaked out.

192
00:12:23,968 --> 00:12:28,802
At the same time, whack!
My dick hits her right in the jaw.

193
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:35,603
You're gonna make me come!

194
00:12:35,813 --> 00:12:38,144
Oh, my God!

195
00:12:38,949 --> 00:12:41,618
- Do you want some water?
- Sure.

196
00:12:41,619 --> 00:12:43,486
- Do you like that?
- Oh yeah.

197
00:12:43,487 --> 00:12:47,190
I go to the gynecologist like a week
later, 'cause I felt uncomfortable.

198
00:12:47,191 --> 00:12:49,959
I know the doctor's gonna know
it's cause I lost my virginity...

199
00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:51,394
but I don't care, because
I was starting...

200
00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:53,954
to get paranoid something's wrong.

201
00:12:54,365 --> 00:12:58,767
The doctor finds the condom.

202
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:01,404
My asshole boyfriend was so
embarrassed to tell me...

203
00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:02,605
that he finished right away...

204
00:13:02,606 --> 00:13:05,508
so he's moving around 'til
it got soft and it just came off.

205
00:13:05,509 --> 00:13:08,812
And the thing was stuck up in me
for like a week!

206
00:13:08,813 --> 00:13:10,313
What was he thinking?

207
00:13:10,314 --> 00:13:16,775
You're okay? God, that felt so...
Oh, my God! So fucking great!

208
00:13:19,857 --> 00:13:22,018
You want a cigarette?

209
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:27,230
- Do you want some water?
- Sure.

210
00:13:27,231 --> 00:13:31,468
That... That was...
That was thrilling.

211
00:13:31,469 --> 00:13:33,703
I can't believe it.
That was...

212
00:13:33,704 --> 00:13:36,832
Did you like that?
You okay?

213
00:13:36,874 --> 00:13:38,575
Want a cigarette?
Here, here's a cigarette.

214
00:13:38,576 --> 00:13:41,169
So, should we?

215
00:13:42,580 --> 00:13:45,048
- I don't know.
- Yeah, you do.

216
00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:47,917
You know, I've never ever...

217
00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:52,184
ever had a one-night stand.

218
00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:56,826
You're the first girl
who's told me that...

219
00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:59,625
who I believe it's true.

220
00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:10,536
- Alright.
- Alright.

221
00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:40,999
I'm sorry.
Everything tickles.

222
00:14:45,810 --> 00:14:50,644
I'm sorry.
I don't think I can do this.

223
00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:53,249
Okay.

224
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:56,446
- Can I ask you something?
- Sure.

225
00:14:57,588 --> 00:15:02,024
How often... do you think men cry?

226
00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:04,427
What the fuck kind
of fucked up question is that?

227
00:15:04,428 --> 00:15:05,662
Well, I'm writing this character...

228
00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:08,465
and I was just trying to figure out
how real he was.

229
00:15:08,466 --> 00:15:10,900
So I'm asking you how often.

230
00:15:12,269 --> 00:15:15,533
Fuck, I don't know
the national average or nothing.

231
00:15:16,273 --> 00:15:19,175
And how often
do you think you cry?

232
00:15:19,176 --> 00:15:22,167
Never, really. I mean...

233
00:15:22,847 --> 00:15:27,317
life sucks sometimes, but you know,
I get pissed off and shit.

234
00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:30,582
Crying never solved nothing.

235
00:15:35,192 --> 00:15:39,219
- You guys ever get caught?
- For what?

236
00:15:39,763 --> 00:15:43,096
You know, loitering at the bar?

237
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:48,104
Damn, was it that obvious?
It's not like we always do that.

238
00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:51,341
You know, it's just something fun
to do when the funds are low.

239
00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:54,644
So the he yells out,
"So yeah, I'll call you tomorrow!"

240
00:15:54,645 --> 00:15:56,913
Seriously, I swear to God I burst out
laughing.

241
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:59,780
I don't care that it was rude.

242
00:16:01,785 --> 00:16:04,185
God!

243
00:16:08,158 --> 00:16:11,855
My God!
Are they doing it again?

244
00:16:12,963 --> 00:16:15,829
My record is five times.

245
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:21,437
- One night, five times.
- Wow! Really?

246
00:16:21,805 --> 00:16:26,276
I usually do it once. Well, I mean,
sometimes, you know, I've done it...

247
00:16:26,277 --> 00:16:27,844
I've had guys who wanted
to do it more.

248
00:16:27,845 --> 00:16:29,879
And that one that was finished
after the first time...

249
00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,382
but I had another guy who...

250
00:16:32,383 --> 00:16:35,681
who would sometimes wanna go
again and sometimes I would.

251
00:16:37,555 --> 00:16:42,754
You like... have a thing
with sex, huh?

252
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:50,066
Well, if Donna's gonna do it, I mean
I should... Maybe I'll do it too.

253
00:16:50,067 --> 00:16:52,626
- Don't do it on account of her.
- No.

254
00:16:53,203 --> 00:16:58,299
- No, no. I want to.
- Alright.

255
00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:07,478
I mean, we probably
shouldn't do it here.

256
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:18,060
- Okay, you gotta relax.
- Oh no, I'm relaxed.

257
00:17:27,104 --> 00:17:30,072
You like that?

258
00:17:32,643 --> 00:17:36,271
That doesn't feel good?

259
00:17:41,885 --> 00:17:43,750
Okay.

260
00:17:45,656 --> 00:17:49,148
Okay, okay.

261
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:07,538
Okay.

262
00:18:20,858 --> 00:18:23,952
You know any jokes?

263
00:18:28,165 --> 00:18:30,326
No.

264
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:39,302
A guy walks into a bar...

265
00:18:40,110 --> 00:18:43,374
and the bartender says...

266
00:18:45,649 --> 00:18:49,812
Shit, I forgot what he said.
He said something.

267
00:19:28,525 --> 00:19:30,960
We heard you two having fun
last night.

268
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,428
Never mind that.

269
00:19:32,429 --> 00:19:34,964
Check out the sunrise.
Isn't it beautiful?

270
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,559
Cool. I love dusk.

271
00:19:42,706 --> 00:19:45,868
Does anybody need anything
to drink? Water, juice?

272
00:19:45,909 --> 00:19:48,343
Just sit here and relax, baby.

273
00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:52,415
Actually, you know, I...

274
00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,484
I should probably try
and get some sleep.

275
00:19:54,485 --> 00:19:56,885
I've got a lot of writing
to do tomorrow.

276
00:19:56,954 --> 00:20:01,023
- I mean, today.
- Yeah, I guess it is getting kinda late.

277
00:20:01,024 --> 00:20:04,260
So, I guess you boys deserve
to get paid.

278
00:20:04,261 --> 00:20:05,461
How much do we owe you anyway?

279
00:20:05,462 --> 00:20:09,065
Yeah, you know, I have to admit
I was opposed to the idea...

280
00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:11,601
but I think, who knows,
maybe in like six months...

281
00:20:11,602 --> 00:20:15,371
if we're still two lonely women,
we might call you again.

282
00:20:15,372 --> 00:20:18,608
Yeah. Leave us your cards,
your pager numbers or whatever.

283
00:20:18,609 --> 00:20:20,143
Can you take a check?

284
00:20:20,144 --> 00:20:22,879
Cause I don't think we have
that much laying around.

285
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,515
- A check?
- It's good.

286
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:29,385
Look, we can go to an ATM.
How much do we owe you, anyway?

287
00:20:29,386 --> 00:20:32,446
I mean, I have money.
Hold on.

288
00:20:32,623 --> 00:20:36,752
Wait a minute. Do you think
that we're prostitutes?

289
00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:47,470
What, making fun of the girls
who've never done this before?

290
00:20:47,471 --> 00:20:50,473
So, what's the damage?
I have 1,000 dollars.

291
00:20:50,474 --> 00:20:52,669
You gotta tip 'em,
mine was really good.

292
00:20:52,843 --> 00:20:55,478
Wait. You're serious?

293
00:20:55,479 --> 00:20:59,715
Why is everything getting
all strange all of a sudden?

294
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:01,751
I asked you if you'd ever
been arrested...

295
00:21:01,752 --> 00:21:04,120
Yeah, for drinking dash.
We're not gigolos!

296
00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:06,680
We thought you girls just
wanna hang out and stuff!

297
00:21:07,191 --> 00:21:09,725
- You're serious?
- Yeah, I'm fucking serious!

298
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:12,261
We're hanging out at the bar,
you roll up on us...

299
00:21:12,262 --> 00:21:14,397
you say you wanna fuck us, what
the hell are we supposed to think?

300
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,465
We never said you had
to pay us to fuck you!

301
00:21:16,466 --> 00:21:21,470
Wait a second. What about that
1,000 bucks? That was pretty cool.

302
00:21:21,471 --> 00:21:23,139
Joe, they think
we're male prostitutes.

303
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:26,268
They're kicking us out of here,
they never wanna see us again.

304
00:21:27,978 --> 00:21:32,812
Man! I thought you thought
I was funny and stuff!

305
00:21:35,719 --> 00:21:40,679
So, you two are really two
construction workers from Queens?

306
00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:43,449
Yeah!

307
00:21:46,296 --> 00:21:47,496
I knew this was gonna happen!

308
00:21:47,497 --> 00:21:49,999
I can't believe you made me do this!
I am so mortified!

309
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,870
I didn't make you, how was
I supposed to know they were...

310
00:21:53,871 --> 00:21:56,172
- Gross! God!
- Fuck you, ew!

311
00:21:56,173 --> 00:21:58,341
You sure seemed to like
when I had your legs in the air!

312
00:21:58,342 --> 00:22:01,277
Goddamned freaks!
Wanna get spanked and shit?

313
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:04,547
We are not freaks! You're the one
who wanted to spank me!

314
00:22:04,548 --> 00:22:06,549
Yeah, but I didn't know
I was getting hired to do it!

315
00:22:06,550 --> 00:22:09,177
Come on, Joe,
let's get the fuck out of here.

316
00:22:09,953 --> 00:22:14,753
- I don't believe it. I've been used!
- Must be some rich girl thing.

317
00:22:14,892 --> 00:22:18,589
California girls!
Where are we?

318
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:21,197
You think they'll still
give us the money?

319
00:22:21,198 --> 00:22:23,063
Oh, they'd better!

320
00:22:24,434 --> 00:22:26,702
I'm never drinking again. I can't
believe you made me do this.

321
00:22:26,703 --> 00:22:29,472
Stop blaming me! Hell, you were
with the really stupid one.

322
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,240
Why couldn't you tell
he was just some moron?

323
00:22:31,241 --> 00:22:33,868
Why couldn't you tell?! God!

324
00:22:33,877 --> 00:22:37,246
And Jesus, they were both morons.
Your guy was drooling all over you.

325
00:22:37,247 --> 00:22:38,975
It was pathetic!

326
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:43,308
- I forgot something.
- Yeah?

327
00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:46,816
Never mind.

328
00:23:11,481 --> 00:23:13,846
Stanny, wake up.

329
00:23:14,751 --> 00:23:19,654
We gotta go find a place
to live. And a job!

330
00:23:24,594 --> 00:23:29,793
- Can you believe those bitches?
- Just forget about it, bro.

331
00:23:30,834 --> 00:23:33,703
Let's just go find a place to stay.

332
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:36,798
We have enough for
a deposit now, right?

333
00:23:38,141 --> 00:23:41,944
What are you talking about? We have
80 something bucks left between us.

334
00:23:41,945 --> 00:23:45,573
We made 1,000 dollars last night.

335
00:23:49,086 --> 00:23:51,620
What, they wouldn't give it to you?

336
00:23:51,621 --> 00:23:53,856
- No.
- No, they wouldn't give it to you?

337
00:23:53,857 --> 00:23:57,593
- Stanny, you didn't ask them, did you?
- No, I didn't fucking ask them.

338
00:23:57,594 --> 00:23:59,562
Fuck them, friggin' rich chicks!
I don't need their money.

339
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:02,098
I'm a working man.
I worked my whole fuckin' life.

340
00:24:02,099 --> 00:24:04,367
Can you believe that one girl
told me she was a writer?

341
00:24:04,368 --> 00:24:07,269
Yeah, if I had rich parents, I'd tell
people I was the King of Egypt.

342
00:24:07,270 --> 00:24:10,406
We really could've used
that thousand bucks, Stanny.

343
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:14,944
Well, you wanna hike back up there
and get the money, go ahead.

344
00:24:14,945 --> 00:24:17,276
I need cigarettes.

345
00:24:36,299 --> 00:24:38,834
Christi Ann, I'm sorry.
The whole thing was my idea...

346
00:24:38,835 --> 00:24:41,537
and I shouldn't have forced you to do
something that you didn't wanna do.

347
00:24:41,538 --> 00:24:45,041
It's okay. Maybe we'll look back
at it and laugh.

348
00:24:45,042 --> 00:24:46,976
Look, I'm really sorry
'cause I know you.

349
00:24:46,977 --> 00:24:48,978
And you wouldn't have done
anything with that guy.

350
00:24:48,979 --> 00:24:52,539
You probably only did it 'cause
you didn't want me to do it alone.

351
00:24:52,716 --> 00:24:55,275
Well, that's true. But...

352
00:24:56,553 --> 00:24:58,816
I don't know,
my guy was kinda cute.

353
00:24:59,823 --> 00:25:01,390
- Was he?
- He wasn't very smart...

354
00:25:01,391 --> 00:25:03,256
but he was really sweet.

355
00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,628
- How was he in bed?
- He was fine.

356
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,063
Just fine? Mine was nuts.

357
00:25:08,999 --> 00:25:13,969
- What, like crazy nuts?
- No, nuts like amazing nuts!

358
00:25:13,970 --> 00:25:16,272
- Wow. Really?
- It only stands to reason.

359
00:25:16,273 --> 00:25:18,641
Good in bed,
fucking asshole in the morning.

360
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,973
You need to take that up
with your therapist.

361
00:25:21,578 --> 00:25:23,245
Next time I come up with
a stupid idea...

362
00:25:23,246 --> 00:25:25,145
just tell me I'm being stupid, okay?

363
00:25:25,215 --> 00:25:27,444
- Deal.
- Friends?

364
00:25:27,617 --> 00:25:29,607
Okay.

365
00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:47,696
Joe.

366
00:25:47,737 --> 00:25:50,102
- Hi.
- Hi.

367
00:25:50,540 --> 00:25:54,577
- Your name is Joe, right?
- Yeah, Joe Santarella.

368
00:25:54,578 --> 00:25:56,011
Nice to meet you.

369
00:25:56,012 --> 00:25:57,780
Thank you for telling me
your last name...

370
00:25:57,781 --> 00:26:00,082
'cause I have a short mental list
of the men I've had sex with...

371
00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:03,313
and I would've hated
just to have Joe.

372
00:26:05,055 --> 00:26:07,490
I was hoping that...

373
00:26:07,491 --> 00:26:11,460
I could get that money from you.
Stanny and I, we're...

374
00:26:11,461 --> 00:26:14,196
gonna get booted out
of this motel and...

375
00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:17,466
since you guys were gonna give us
a thousand bucks anyway...

376
00:26:17,467 --> 00:26:19,594
We could really use it.

377
00:26:20,537 --> 00:26:23,437
Yeah, sure.

378
00:26:23,907 --> 00:26:26,898
Can you hold on a second?

379
00:26:36,753 --> 00:26:38,379
What's up?

380
00:26:38,455 --> 00:26:41,014
It's Joe.
They want the money.

381
00:26:41,291 --> 00:26:44,157
- Is Stanny there too?
- No, just Joe.

382
00:26:44,661 --> 00:26:45,928
He's probably gonna
sleep for two days.

383
00:26:45,929 --> 00:26:48,364
I mean, I fucked him so hard
he was incoherent.

384
00:26:48,365 --> 00:26:50,856
You know, when you
fuck a guy into a coma?

385
00:26:51,268 --> 00:26:54,103
No, obviously I don't
because he's fully conscious.

386
00:26:54,104 --> 00:26:56,505
Why do you ask me questions
you already know the answers to?

387
00:26:56,506 --> 00:26:58,641
Why should we even pay them?
I mean, every other guy...

388
00:26:58,642 --> 00:27:00,576
in America went home drunk
and lonely last night.

389
00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,444
They're getting booted
from their motel, plus...

390
00:27:02,445 --> 00:27:05,072
I don't think they have a car.
I think he walked here.

391
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,885
Fuck it.
Go ahead, pay him.

392
00:27:09,886 --> 00:27:14,117
Although I gotta admit, best 500
bucks I have spent in a long time.

393
00:27:25,735 --> 00:27:30,865
Thanks. This is really gonna help.
I appreciate it.

394
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,171
Nice meeting you, then.

395
00:27:43,486 --> 00:27:46,386
Bye.

396
00:27:51,027 --> 00:27:54,655
I was a really lousy lay,
wasn't I?

397
00:27:57,234 --> 00:27:59,326
No.

398
00:28:00,670 --> 00:28:06,506
Look, usually when people first
have sex, they're a little inhibited.

399
00:28:08,211 --> 00:28:11,475
No, that was me at my best.

400
00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:15,076
But thanks for being honest.

401
00:28:37,374 --> 00:28:39,775
- What's the matter?
- I'm...

402
00:28:39,776 --> 00:28:41,710
I don't know, you know
how I'm a shitty dancer?

403
00:28:41,711 --> 00:28:45,347
How every other girl in the world
can dance, but I have no rhythm.

404
00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:47,783
- You dance fine.
- Fine!

405
00:28:47,784 --> 00:28:50,586
- Great. Story of my sex life: fine.
- Wait a minute.

406
00:28:50,587 --> 00:28:55,991
Are we talking about your sex life
or about you being a shitty dancer?

407
00:28:55,992 --> 00:29:01,730
I'm a shitty lover, I'm a shitty
kisser, I'm a shitty blowjob giver...

408
00:29:01,731 --> 00:29:04,600
- And never mind...
- I thought you didn't give blowjobs.

409
00:29:04,601 --> 00:29:08,137
I don't. I can't. I don't know,
I missed that class in college.

410
00:29:08,138 --> 00:29:11,198
Man, that's the only thing
I do remember about college.

411
00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:15,511
How come I never fucked a guy...

412
00:29:15,512 --> 00:29:17,079
until he was laying there
like a zombie?

413
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,810
I wanna turn a guy into a zombie.

414
00:29:28,024 --> 00:29:30,159
Look, I just think this is
too extreme an idea!

415
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,360
You said you wanted to get laid!

416
00:29:31,361 --> 00:29:33,896
We'll have them come in at night,
or every couple days...

417
00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:35,597
you know, we'll hardly notice
they're there.

418
00:29:35,598 --> 00:29:38,300
I just don't like people knowing
my private business.

419
00:29:38,301 --> 00:29:41,270
- I didn't live with my boyfriends...
- They're not living with us.

420
00:29:41,271 --> 00:29:43,038
They're crashing in the pool house,
like our neighbors.

421
00:29:43,039 --> 00:29:44,306
But we have to share
the yard with them.

422
00:29:44,307 --> 00:29:46,108
Please! When have you ever
gone in the back yard?

423
00:29:46,109 --> 00:29:47,609
We go in that pool
maybe once a month.

424
00:29:47,610 --> 00:29:49,478
When did you become
the nympho all of a sudden?

425
00:29:49,479 --> 00:29:52,881
Well, not all of us got
to sport fuck through school!

426
00:29:52,882 --> 00:29:55,851
Excuse me, it was college,
and everybody else was fucking!

427
00:29:55,852 --> 00:29:58,554
You were just too uptight,
so don't talk shit about me.

428
00:29:58,555 --> 00:30:02,388
Besides, you're supposed to have
cabana boy when you're 45, not 25.

429
00:30:03,159 --> 00:30:05,251
I'm sorry I called you
a sport fucker.

430
00:30:06,529 --> 00:30:09,465
You really think this will
help you get some experience...

431
00:30:09,466 --> 00:30:11,991
or confidence boosting
with some boy toy?

432
00:30:12,302 --> 00:30:15,566
I guess so. Yes, exactly.

433
00:30:26,549 --> 00:30:28,283
We don't have to pay the rent.

434
00:30:28,284 --> 00:30:32,151
We'll have somewhere to stay
until we get on our feet.

435
00:30:34,824 --> 00:30:36,892
I don't know. There's some weird
catch to this you ain't telling me.

436
00:30:36,893 --> 00:30:41,296
Stanny, we're about a week away
from getting booted outta this motel.

437
00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:46,564
We don't have jobs. This is about the
best thing that ever happened to us.

438
00:30:47,036 --> 00:30:50,972
- Are we allowed to go in the pool?
- I guess so.

439
00:30:52,075 --> 00:30:54,143
- How often I gotta fuck her?
- Come on, man.

440
00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:57,679
I know you like fucking her
even if you don't like her.

441
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:01,308
Yeah, she's nasty.
Still, how come...

442
00:31:01,851 --> 00:31:03,652
how come I get the bitchy one
and you get the nice one?

443
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:05,854
Mine's a terrible lay.

444
00:31:05,855 --> 00:31:07,189
She can't even kiss.
It's like...

445
00:31:07,190 --> 00:31:10,125
making out with a baloney
sandwich or something.

446
00:31:10,126 --> 00:31:12,685
- Really?
- Yeah, she's like...

447
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:15,798
- It's terrible.
- Okay.

448
00:31:15,799 --> 00:31:17,332
I can't believe this.

449
00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:20,502
I have gotta go write.
I can't spend all day doing this.

450
00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:23,105
Yeah, but you said yourself you can't
write when you're not getting laid.

451
00:31:23,106 --> 00:31:26,769
This is gonna cure any
writer's block you've ever had.

452
00:31:30,413 --> 00:31:34,116
Okay, you understand:
we don't want boyfriends.

453
00:31:34,117 --> 00:31:37,653
We don't want boyfriends,
we don't want relationships.

454
00:31:37,654 --> 00:31:41,223
We want two guys to service us,
this is strictly sexual.

455
00:31:41,224 --> 00:31:44,960
You're on call 24 hours. We get laid
when we want, how we want.

456
00:31:44,961 --> 00:31:49,064
You work for us. We'll give you
a place to stay in the pool house...

457
00:31:49,065 --> 00:31:51,667
and you're not allowed in the house
unless you're working.

458
00:31:51,668 --> 00:31:54,069
You know, and during the day
you can look for legitimate jobs...

459
00:31:54,070 --> 00:31:55,838
and try to save money
until you get on your feet.

460
00:31:55,839 --> 00:31:59,172
Okay, alright. But we got
a few small requirements.

461
00:31:59,742 --> 00:32:02,478
We want TV with a satellite
in the pool house.

462
00:32:02,479 --> 00:32:06,642
I have a TV. And I'm sure you know
how to run a cable through the yard.

463
00:32:06,683 --> 00:32:09,583
Anything else?

464
00:32:12,288 --> 00:32:14,119
Beer.

465
00:32:26,569 --> 00:32:28,604
Know what I love about LA, Joe?

466
00:32:28,605 --> 00:32:32,006
People don't date.
They just move in.

467
00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:48,189
Yo! Yo!

468
00:32:48,491 --> 00:32:51,960
- Dick, gimme it.
- You're being a dick, man, I found it.

469
00:32:51,961 --> 00:32:53,996
Dude, it ain't yours. It belongs
to somebody else, let me have it.

470
00:32:53,997 --> 00:32:56,931
It ain't yours either, man.

471
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:11,042
- They're fighting over a ball.
- Just spray them with the hose.

472
00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:15,751
Should we do something?

473
00:33:15,752 --> 00:33:18,554
They're probably hungry,
put a bowl of food out for 'em.

474
00:33:18,555 --> 00:33:21,156
- Let go, dick!
- Gimme it!

475
00:33:21,157 --> 00:33:23,818
It's my ball, man!

476
00:33:30,166 --> 00:33:32,725
You guys hungry?

477
00:33:39,943 --> 00:33:41,209
Where are you going?
Isn't it Saturday?

478
00:33:41,210 --> 00:33:43,211
No, I'm going to the store.
It's open.

479
00:33:43,212 --> 00:33:46,180
In fact, I have a very important
meeting with a fashion rep.

480
00:33:53,323 --> 00:33:55,518
Okay.

481
00:33:56,225 --> 00:33:58,716
Bye.

482
00:34:02,966 --> 00:34:06,735
I'm going to write.
You two boys behave yourselves.

483
00:34:06,736 --> 00:34:09,830
- Don't you write at home?
- Too distracting.

484
00:34:14,210 --> 00:34:15,410
See that, Joe?

485
00:34:15,411 --> 00:34:18,747
They're up all night on Friday
and then go to work on Saturday.

486
00:34:18,748 --> 00:34:21,817
Yeah, they're like guys.

487
00:34:21,818 --> 00:34:26,721
Hardworking. Like us.
I respect that.

488
00:34:26,889 --> 00:34:30,726
Look, fashion week is next month.
All the top designers, all the critics...

489
00:34:30,727 --> 00:34:33,595
...every magazine are gonna be there.
- Yeah, I know.

490
00:34:33,596 --> 00:34:36,365
No, I know you know.
You're a designer but I'm the rep.

491
00:34:36,366 --> 00:34:37,899
And I'm very successful
at getting people in.

492
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:42,437
- Absolutely. You're one of the best.
- My being the best isn't the point.

493
00:34:42,438 --> 00:34:45,874
The point is that's very difficult
to get into fashion week.

494
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,543
Only a certain amount of designers
get in. You're lucky.

495
00:34:48,544 --> 00:34:51,680
This guy just dropped out.
Drugs, overdose, who cares?

496
00:34:51,681 --> 00:34:53,548
- I want you to take his place.
- Are you serious?

497
00:34:53,549 --> 00:34:54,850
- You can get my line in?
- Yeah.

498
00:34:54,851 --> 00:34:57,519
Just have your line ready.
And putting the show on isn't cheap.

499
00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,554
You're gonna have to pay
for all this yourself.

500
00:34:59,555 --> 00:35:01,223
Don't come to me.
I'm not the bank.

501
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,591
Well...

502
00:35:02,592 --> 00:35:04,826
...I cab barely make ends meet now...
- Make it happen.

503
00:35:04,827 --> 00:35:06,658
I make the rest happen.

504
00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:11,992
How do you like my dog? Makes me
seem warm and approachable, right?

505
00:35:30,386 --> 00:35:35,255
- Think we're invited for dinner?
- Shit, I guess not.

506
00:35:35,491 --> 00:35:39,161
- I think we're slaves.
- We are.

507
00:35:39,162 --> 00:35:43,428
- We are whores.
- We are, aren't we?

508
00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:47,302
Should we go invite them in?

509
00:35:47,303 --> 00:35:49,571
No, we always make enough
food for four.

510
00:35:49,572 --> 00:35:52,808
I don't know, I guess I just
thought you were... I don't know.

511
00:35:52,809 --> 00:35:56,745
You are such a liar. You always
act like this when you like a guy.

512
00:35:56,746 --> 00:35:59,680
Don't even!
I like fucking the guy.

513
00:36:02,251 --> 00:36:06,551
- Boys, dinner's ready!
- Guess we're invited.

514
00:36:12,061 --> 00:36:15,063
This is a good gig
we got going on here.

515
00:36:15,064 --> 00:36:18,166
- So don't, you know, mess it up.
- What do you mean?

516
00:36:18,167 --> 00:36:22,865
You know what I mean. You can just
kinda piss people off sometimes.

517
00:36:54,804 --> 00:36:58,796
So, how come y'all didn't
have girlfriends back home?

518
00:37:00,109 --> 00:37:02,144
What?

519
00:37:02,145 --> 00:37:05,814
Did you just kick me? She asked
a legitimate question. I'll answer it.

520
00:37:05,815 --> 00:37:08,579
No, no, never mind.
It was a stupid question.

521
00:37:12,388 --> 00:37:14,990
Tell you why we didn't have
girlfriends back home.

522
00:37:14,991 --> 00:37:19,291
Three simple words:
women are morons.

523
00:37:21,764 --> 00:37:24,299
Excuse me?
Are you for real?

524
00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,802
He just said all women are morons
and I'm included in that group.

525
00:37:26,803 --> 00:37:30,295
- I mean, you know what I mean.
- He didn't mean you two.

526
00:37:35,178 --> 00:37:37,946
And where do you get off
saying something like that anyway?

527
00:37:37,947 --> 00:37:40,115
No, I'm trying not to piss you off,
so forget it.

528
00:37:40,116 --> 00:37:43,983
No, no, please.
Please, let's hear this.

529
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,422
Women wanna be treated like shit.

530
00:37:47,423 --> 00:37:48,924
Thus the fact: they're morons.

531
00:37:48,925 --> 00:37:51,960
Can you generalize a bit more?

532
00:37:51,961 --> 00:37:55,130
Listen, whether she's a supermodel,
works at a daycare center...

533
00:37:55,131 --> 00:37:59,334
ugly, hot, it don't matter. You all look
for the guy that pisses you off...

534
00:37:59,335 --> 00:38:01,269
a guy you couldn't complain
about try and fix.

535
00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:02,571
Should I complain about men?

536
00:38:02,572 --> 00:38:04,172
Where should I be getting?
First of all...

537
00:38:04,173 --> 00:38:05,473
You wanna know the number
one complain...

538
00:38:05,474 --> 00:38:07,943
I hear about men from women?

539
00:38:07,944 --> 00:38:10,879
"He's too nice. "
That's considered a detriment.

540
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,315
Show me some girl can date
any guy she wants:

541
00:38:13,316 --> 00:38:15,250
fifty bucks says
she's with some asshole.

542
00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:16,451
They don't want nice.
They want asshole.

543
00:38:16,452 --> 00:38:18,253
Okay, let's just drop it
'cause you're pissing me off now.

544
00:38:18,254 --> 00:38:21,957
Alright. I'm a guy. I'm the one
suffering the injustice of it all.

545
00:38:21,958 --> 00:38:23,592
You don't see guys saying...

546
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:26,328
"Yeah, I broke up with this girl
because she was too nice".

547
00:38:26,329 --> 00:38:27,963
I don't do anything shitty.

548
00:38:27,964 --> 00:38:29,598
Guys break up with you
'cause you're too nice?

549
00:38:29,599 --> 00:38:33,296
- No, I break up with them.
- Oh, yeah? How come?

550
00:38:40,076 --> 00:38:44,012
Stanny, it's not
in your job description.

551
00:38:44,046 --> 00:38:46,314
You're right.
Would you like some sex?

552
00:38:46,315 --> 00:38:49,283
You have a way with words.
You should be a writer too.

553
00:38:49,886 --> 00:38:51,152
Oh yeah, I'm gonna write a book.
It's called...

554
00:38:51,153 --> 00:38:54,554
"Men Are From Mars and
Women Are Fucking Morons"!

555
00:38:56,792 --> 00:39:01,529
What? Bro, this is what they're really
paying for, they want to hear abuse.

556
00:39:01,530 --> 00:39:03,331
You should thank me.
All you can do is sit there.

557
00:39:03,332 --> 00:39:05,732
You look like Mr. Compassionate
next to me.

558
00:39:07,336 --> 00:39:10,739
So, wait.
If all they want is abuse...

559
00:39:10,740 --> 00:39:12,941
and I'm the nice guy...

560
00:39:12,942 --> 00:39:16,468
does that make me
the good one or the bad one?

561
00:39:16,779 --> 00:39:19,679
We're a team.
We're a team, brother.

562
00:39:29,959 --> 00:39:32,222
My God.

563
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:38,031
Right there. That was so good.
Don't stop.

564
00:39:40,236 --> 00:39:43,238
While I'm down here
can I ask you something?

565
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:45,604
Well, okay.

566
00:39:45,608 --> 00:39:47,943
Where the hell does the pee
come out of this thing?

567
00:39:47,944 --> 00:39:52,147
- No, don't stop what you're doing.
- You want me to explain specifically...

568
00:39:52,148 --> 00:39:54,479
That's okay, later.

569
00:40:16,072 --> 00:40:21,443
Fucking amazing view. I could stand
here for hours and just take it in.

570
00:40:21,444 --> 00:40:25,539
Yeah, it's funny.
Never really come out here anymore.

571
00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:31,619
I'm sorry if I offended you before.
I was just fucking around.

572
00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:34,289
No, you weren't.

573
00:40:34,290 --> 00:40:37,258
No, I guess I wasn't.

574
00:40:37,259 --> 00:40:39,727
Actually, it's alright.

575
00:40:39,795 --> 00:40:44,095
I'm writing and you're giving me
a lot of good material.

576
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:48,136
- What do you mean?
- I guess writing is...

577
00:40:48,137 --> 00:40:51,272
just putting down on paper
what people say.

578
00:40:51,273 --> 00:40:54,909
I forget sometimes
how the male mind works.

579
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:59,681
It's good just to, you know,
get it down.

580
00:40:59,682 --> 00:41:01,843
I hope you're learning something.

581
00:41:02,051 --> 00:41:05,952
Let's just say my characters
are coming to life.

582
00:41:07,390 --> 00:41:09,983
You must be a really great writer.

583
00:41:10,993 --> 00:41:12,794
How do you know
how good or bad I am?

584
00:41:12,795 --> 00:41:14,696
'Cause you got conviction, you know.

585
00:41:14,697 --> 00:41:18,733
Not a lot of girls are like that.
When you talk about men or sex...

586
00:41:18,734 --> 00:41:22,431
you don't apologize, you don't
hold back. You just say shit.

587
00:41:22,972 --> 00:41:25,565
You got something to say.
I love that.

588
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:34,340
I think it's time
you got back to work.

589
00:41:40,556 --> 00:41:43,115
That was amazing.

590
00:41:46,162 --> 00:41:49,164
Don't be shy to tell someone
what you like.

591
00:41:49,165 --> 00:41:51,266
People miss out on great sex
all the time...

592
00:41:51,267 --> 00:41:54,169
just because they're shy about it.

593
00:41:54,170 --> 00:41:57,002
It's just communication.

594
00:41:58,274 --> 00:42:03,411
- You're secretly very smart.
- I know. Don't tell anyone.

595
00:42:03,412 --> 00:42:07,678
- No one would believe me anyway.
- Okay.

596
00:42:08,084 --> 00:42:11,186
So, there's gotta be something
you've never done...

597
00:42:11,187 --> 00:42:14,222
something you swore
you'd never do.

598
00:42:14,223 --> 00:42:18,284
- Yes, there is but I'm not gonna do it.
- Well, why not?

599
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,995
Is it something that your last few
boyfriends wanted you to do...

600
00:42:20,996 --> 00:42:23,098
and you wouldn't?

601
00:42:23,099 --> 00:42:25,590
Oh, yeah.

602
00:42:29,405 --> 00:42:34,008
Tell me, how come you write? I mean,
you don't really have to do anything.

603
00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:36,568
Why do you write stuff?

604
00:42:37,346 --> 00:42:39,380
I don't know.

605
00:42:39,381 --> 00:42:43,952
I guess I should have some Byzantine,
philosophical reason why, but...

606
00:42:43,953 --> 00:42:46,955
mostly I just like making
things up. It's fun.

607
00:42:46,956 --> 00:42:49,151
Yeah, it probably is, huh?

608
00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:53,561
It's kind of like reading a great
book or going to a great movie.

609
00:42:53,562 --> 00:42:56,292
It's just this amazing escape.

610
00:42:58,067 --> 00:43:01,934
Yeah, fuck reality.
I just drink more.

611
00:43:03,072 --> 00:43:07,775
- Okay, you just gotta relax.
- Oh, my God. No, no, no.

612
00:43:07,776 --> 00:43:11,613
This isn't physically possible to...
No, this can't fit.

613
00:43:11,614 --> 00:43:15,550
What d'you mean? You've seen
the size of my dick, right?

614
00:43:15,584 --> 00:43:19,076
Well, have you ever taken
a poop that big?

615
00:43:19,355 --> 00:43:23,091
See? It's gotta fit then. All you have
to do is just relax a little bit.

616
00:43:23,092 --> 00:43:26,823
So here we go, just relax.
Here, look.

617
00:43:26,896 --> 00:43:32,534
- My God! Did I just?
- What? Did you what?

618
00:43:32,535 --> 00:43:36,004
- Just relax.
- This is so fucking overrated.

619
00:43:36,005 --> 00:43:39,531
This is the furthest thing
from sexual I've ever done!

620
00:43:42,211 --> 00:43:47,842
No, no, I should go in.
I didn't get any sleep last night.

621
00:43:47,983 --> 00:43:50,041
Alright.

622
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,128
Good night.

623
00:44:00,129 --> 00:44:02,119
Good night.

624
00:44:09,071 --> 00:44:13,808
- I can't believe I did that.
- My aunt Emily used to say...

625
00:44:13,809 --> 00:44:17,608
"You never know if you like
something until you try it".

626
00:44:26,589 --> 00:44:28,920
Is she alone?

627
00:44:29,391 --> 00:44:33,418
I don't know.
Sounds like it.

628
00:44:35,397 --> 00:44:37,165
Joe, maybe you should leave
because I think...

629
00:44:37,166 --> 00:44:41,067
this whole thing's made Donna
really uncomfortable.

630
00:44:43,372 --> 00:44:45,601
Okay.

631
00:44:51,513 --> 00:44:54,916
You know, Stanny's funny and
everything, but he's so intense.

632
00:44:54,917 --> 00:45:00,719
I don't know, I think sometimes
he just needs to get over himself.

633
00:45:02,891 --> 00:45:05,723
- Don't do that, okay?
- Do what?

634
00:45:05,861 --> 00:45:09,264
- Don't talk shit about my friend.
- I wasn't talking shit.

635
00:45:09,265 --> 00:45:12,967
I didn't... I was just saying
that I... No, I'm serious.

636
00:45:12,968 --> 00:45:16,504
- Whatever.
- I didn't mean to get you all defensive.

637
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,039
Wait.

638
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,607
Joe, gimme a break.

639
00:45:19,608 --> 00:45:24,101
Joe, I didn't mean that. I promise
I didn't mean that in a nasty way.

640
00:45:30,653 --> 00:45:34,714
You know how I said Stanny and I
got kicked outta Concrete Union?

641
00:45:35,624 --> 00:45:39,093
Well, it was me
that got kicked out.

642
00:45:39,261 --> 00:45:43,128
It was for a stupid reason,
and that's the point.

643
00:45:43,132 --> 00:45:47,835
Stanny came with me
to the hearing.

644
00:45:47,836 --> 00:45:50,438
We had great jobs.

645
00:45:50,439 --> 00:45:53,007
And he told the guys on the board,
"That's bullshit".

646
00:45:53,008 --> 00:45:56,966
And if you're gonna kick me out,
then might as well kick him out too".

647
00:45:57,980 --> 00:46:00,448
And they did?

648
00:46:00,449 --> 00:46:05,613
Yeah, well, Stanny didn't
exactly say it so nicely.

649
00:46:06,322 --> 00:46:12,126
But he wasn't mad. We got
shitcanned from a solid union job.

650
00:46:12,127 --> 00:46:19,123
22 bucks an hour. And he just said,
"Fuck it. Let's move to California".

651
00:46:19,501 --> 00:46:21,593
So we did.

652
00:46:22,271 --> 00:46:27,868
We just have this understanding,
wherever we go, we go together.

653
00:46:29,144 --> 00:46:31,509
That's a good friend you have.

654
00:46:32,147 --> 00:46:34,444
Yeah.

655
00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:02,501
- What time is it?
- Almost midnight.

656
00:47:02,711 --> 00:47:05,839
- How was your first lesson?
- Shut up.

657
00:47:08,817 --> 00:47:12,445
What's that smile for?
Did you get some too?

658
00:47:12,988 --> 00:47:15,422
Maybe.

659
00:47:20,429 --> 00:47:22,556
To us.

660
00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:27,034
Brother, we are the
mack fucking daddies.

661
00:47:27,035 --> 00:47:29,737
Man, it ain't easy.

662
00:47:29,738 --> 00:47:32,607
This girl don't know
the first thing about sex.

663
00:47:32,608 --> 00:47:35,542
We could trade tomorrow
if you want.

664
00:47:35,744 --> 00:47:37,478
No.

665
00:47:37,479 --> 00:47:40,448
She's a doll, I like her.
Besides...

666
00:47:40,449 --> 00:47:44,318
I'm helping her with something that's
gonna make her whole life richer.

667
00:47:44,319 --> 00:47:46,854
Yeah. We're good fucking
Samaritans, that's all.

668
00:47:46,855 --> 00:47:49,186
Seriously.

669
00:47:49,558 --> 00:47:53,323
Just like a sister I never had,
just sweet.

670
00:47:54,096 --> 00:47:59,056
Yeah, I wish I had a sister
to instruct on proper ass fucking.

671
00:48:06,742 --> 00:48:09,310
Hello?

672
00:48:09,311 --> 00:48:12,079
- Anybody home?
- Hi, Damien.

673
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,571
What's new with you guys?

674
00:48:15,617 --> 00:48:18,986
- How's the store going?
- Good. How's the movie going?

675
00:48:18,987 --> 00:48:20,388
God pushed.

676
00:48:20,389 --> 00:48:24,325
Man, all these studios waste a lot
of money making good scripts lousy.

677
00:48:24,326 --> 00:48:25,927
When are you gonna finish
your script?

678
00:48:25,928 --> 00:48:27,929
- I wanna read it.
- It's getting there.

679
00:48:27,930 --> 00:48:30,465
Just working in the second act.
It kinds of slows down.

680
00:48:30,466 --> 00:48:34,094
Well, why don't you let me
look at it, give you some notes?

681
00:48:40,542 --> 00:48:42,109
Hey, bro.

682
00:48:42,110 --> 00:48:45,408
There's some dude
in the house with them.

683
00:48:46,181 --> 00:48:47,915
Who the fuck is that dick?

684
00:48:47,916 --> 00:48:49,484
You have to be more assertive.

685
00:48:49,485 --> 00:48:50,852
You should've seen the rep
I met today.

686
00:48:50,853 --> 00:48:52,587
She was the most confident person
I've ever met...

687
00:48:52,588 --> 00:48:55,189
This has nothing to do
with confidence, okay?

688
00:48:55,190 --> 00:48:56,724
The script is not ready yet, okay?

689
00:48:56,725 --> 00:48:59,460
So I do not wanna show it to anybody
until I'm happy with it.

690
00:48:59,461 --> 00:49:03,488
- Somebody's a little tense.
- I am not tense, okay? I'm just...

691
00:49:03,499 --> 00:49:06,467
I do not appreciate my ex-boyfriend
and my best friend...

692
00:49:06,468 --> 00:49:08,870
trying to tell me how to run
my business, okay?

693
00:49:08,871 --> 00:49:11,372
We heard some yelling,
so we came over.

694
00:49:11,373 --> 00:49:14,942
- We were arguing about nothing.
- I'm Damien Radford.

695
00:49:14,943 --> 00:49:18,079
- Joe Santarella.
- Yeah, I'm Stanny.

696
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,181
I'm renting the pool house
out to them.

697
00:49:20,182 --> 00:49:22,917
The pool hou?
You mean the cabana?

698
00:49:22,918 --> 00:49:26,320
- Yeah, they just got into town.
- Cool.

699
00:49:26,321 --> 00:49:29,757
I was just getting ready to go
to bed, Damien. Good night.

700
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:32,726
Gosh, actually, me too.

701
00:49:33,729 --> 00:49:35,062
Hey, you guys play videogames?

702
00:49:35,063 --> 00:49:37,190
- No.
- Yeah.

703
00:49:37,833 --> 00:49:40,501
Don't mention anything
about your job here.

704
00:49:40,502 --> 00:49:42,799
Why not?

705
00:49:54,550 --> 00:49:57,018
This whole thing with the boys
is getting out of hand already.

706
00:49:57,019 --> 00:49:58,853
This has nothing to do
with Stanny and Joe.

707
00:49:58,854 --> 00:50:02,221
Well, I've got all kinds of people
tripping in and out of the house.

708
00:50:02,491 --> 00:50:04,859
- I'm talking about your career.
- And...

709
00:50:04,860 --> 00:50:07,161
let's not bring that up
in front of Damien, okay?

710
00:50:07,162 --> 00:50:11,299
Because I'm sick of him
needling me about my work.

711
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:13,734
Okay. Sorry.

712
00:50:13,735 --> 00:50:15,736
But, you know, I...

713
00:50:15,737 --> 00:50:19,968
I was really nervous about opening
my store, but I didn't have a choice.

714
00:50:20,208 --> 00:50:22,209
And I think sometimes I'm lucky
my family didn't have money...

715
00:50:22,210 --> 00:50:25,279
because I always had to put myself
out there. It's how I pay my bills.

716
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,270
What're you getting at?

717
00:50:28,884 --> 00:50:31,786
I just think sometimes your back's
never up against the wall...

718
00:50:31,787 --> 00:50:34,388
so you never have to push hard
to move forward.

719
00:50:34,389 --> 00:50:35,590
Okay, and what about you?

720
00:50:35,591 --> 00:50:38,793
Isn't that rep supposed to be getting
your stuff into stores over the world?

721
00:50:38,794 --> 00:50:41,662
Yeah. But I can't afford to do that.

722
00:50:41,663 --> 00:50:44,365
And if I had money like you,
I would put up a show...

723
00:50:44,366 --> 00:50:46,634
and then I would have
backers to start manufacturing.

724
00:50:46,635 --> 00:50:49,797
Excuse me? What'd you mean
if you had money like me?

725
00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:53,541
Exactly like I said. If I had money
to do the show, I would.

726
00:50:53,542 --> 00:50:56,844
I just think you need to be a little
more aggressive. That's all.

727
00:50:56,845 --> 00:50:59,447
Okay, I got it.
I've got money but no balls.

728
00:50:59,448 --> 00:51:03,406
You've got balls but no money.
Shut the light off on your way out.

729
00:51:12,227 --> 00:51:15,363
You almost got me there, sporty!

730
00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:18,662
"Sporty". That's funny.

731
00:51:20,435 --> 00:51:24,038
- How do you know the girls?
- Donna and I dated for like a year.

732
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:27,241
But, yeah, I stay friends
with all my ex-girlfriends.

733
00:51:27,242 --> 00:51:29,403
It's like Zen Buddhism thing.

734
00:51:49,998 --> 00:51:52,295
Make you a business offer?

735
00:51:53,735 --> 00:51:56,999
- Okay.
- Look...

736
00:51:57,939 --> 00:51:59,507
I invest in all kinds of things.

737
00:51:59,508 --> 00:52:02,076
Why don't I invest
in your putting on a show?

738
00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:05,569
You put on a big fashion show.
You have a blowout party and...

739
00:52:06,114 --> 00:52:08,104
you're the next Donna Karan.

740
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,788
Donna, you've read me all wrong.

741
00:52:13,789 --> 00:52:16,883
I wasn't trying to hit you up
for a loan.

742
00:52:24,766 --> 00:52:27,257
I know you weren't.

743
00:52:29,304 --> 00:52:30,771
Look, Christi Ann,
your store does well...

744
00:52:30,772 --> 00:52:33,274
and if that rep knows
what she's talking about, then...

745
00:52:33,275 --> 00:52:36,801
it's not a favor.
It's a good investment.

746
00:52:40,682 --> 00:52:42,877
Are you serious?

747
00:52:44,352 --> 00:52:46,320
Okay.

748
00:52:46,321 --> 00:52:48,914
Yeah, let's do it.

749
00:52:49,057 --> 00:52:50,691
But you have to promise me
you'll finish that script...

750
00:52:50,692 --> 00:52:53,820
and start sending it out.
No more excuses.

751
00:52:54,563 --> 00:52:57,896
- Okay.
- Okay.

752
00:53:00,135 --> 00:53:02,403
Gee, this is crazy. Why am I gonna
show my new men's clothes?

753
00:53:02,404 --> 00:53:04,271
I just started making these.

754
00:53:04,272 --> 00:53:06,140
- They look great to me.
- Thank you.

755
00:53:06,141 --> 00:53:09,710
Alright, the word's out, lots of buzz.
All the critics are gonna be there...

756
00:53:09,711 --> 00:53:11,512
mostly because of the celebrities.

757
00:53:11,513 --> 00:53:13,781
You know, I'm not sure
who I hate more frankly.

758
00:53:13,782 --> 00:53:18,878
Actually, no, that's not true. I hate
them all. But I do love this dress.

759
00:53:19,387 --> 00:53:21,616
Please tell me
you're sleeping with him.

760
00:53:22,057 --> 00:53:25,192
- No, he's just an employee.
- Put him on the runway.

761
00:53:25,193 --> 00:53:27,528
- Well, I don't know if I'm...
- No, you have to.

762
00:53:27,529 --> 00:53:28,863
It'll be a fun surprise.

763
00:53:28,864 --> 00:53:32,933
Think about it: hot new designer
puts warehouse boy on catwalk.

764
00:53:32,934 --> 00:53:37,928
It's brilliant. It's a tease.
Leave them wanting more. I gotta go.

765
00:53:40,909 --> 00:53:44,742
- This is the last box.
- Will you do me a favor?

766
00:53:44,980 --> 00:53:47,414
Will you try this on?

767
00:53:55,290 --> 00:54:00,523
I wish I was as confident as you look.
Will you model this for me?

768
00:54:03,031 --> 00:54:06,557
Yeah, sure. Why not?

769
00:54:06,668 --> 00:54:11,005
Thank God. I need as many pillars
of strength around me as possible.

770
00:54:11,006 --> 00:54:14,703
Christi Ann, this looks fine.

771
00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:18,303
Hey, come on now.

772
00:54:18,613 --> 00:54:21,682
This is all good.
It's exciting!

773
00:54:21,683 --> 00:54:24,743
Look, no matter what
the critical people say...

774
00:54:25,654 --> 00:54:28,679
might as well enjoy
what's going on.

775
00:54:29,257 --> 00:54:31,725
Come here.

776
00:54:51,813 --> 00:54:54,679
<i>- You got brothers and sisters?
- Yeah.</i>

777
00:54:55,984 --> 00:54:59,112
I mean, I got a brother
and I got a sister.

778
00:54:59,221 --> 00:55:04,058
- Older, younger?
- One's older, one's younger.

779
00:55:04,059 --> 00:55:05,893
Why do people always ask this?
I don't...

780
00:55:05,894 --> 00:55:07,995
Who cares about
somebody's brothers and sisters?

781
00:55:07,996 --> 00:55:12,366
- Do you talk to your parents a lot?
- No. We got an understanding.

782
00:55:12,367 --> 00:55:14,732
What kind of understanding?

783
00:55:14,803 --> 00:55:18,636
I left when I was 17.
I gave them one of these.

784
00:55:19,975 --> 00:55:22,534
What's that?
What does that mean?

785
00:55:23,378 --> 00:55:26,747
My mom and dad weren't
very bright people.

786
00:55:26,748 --> 00:55:27,948
Which would've been okay
if they were nice...

787
00:55:27,949 --> 00:55:30,584
I mean, there's plenty of dumb
but sweet people in the world.

788
00:55:30,585 --> 00:55:34,919
But, I don't know, they were shitty
too. They were just mean people.

789
00:55:36,091 --> 00:55:39,360
- How were they mean?
- They just always said mean things.

790
00:55:39,361 --> 00:55:45,731
You know, told me I was a fucking liar
and a goddamned bullshiter.

791
00:55:45,834 --> 00:55:49,470
I go to a therapist. I've been going
for three years actually and...

792
00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:54,808
I've learned that you have to move on,
that you have to forgive them.

793
00:55:54,809 --> 00:55:57,174
Right, yeah.

794
00:55:57,646 --> 00:56:01,282
I mean, I forgive them. Like I say,
they weren't bright people.

795
00:56:01,283 --> 00:56:04,451
They had me.
They didn't abort me.

796
00:56:04,452 --> 00:56:08,422
I mean, they raised me, kind of
a fucked up way to do it, but...

797
00:56:08,423 --> 00:56:11,292
maybe them being so harsh
made me the way I am today...

798
00:56:11,293 --> 00:56:13,590
you know, like resilient?

799
00:56:14,963 --> 00:56:17,064
Gotta thank them for that, huh?

800
00:56:17,065 --> 00:56:20,898
Yeah, so whatever.
That's why I gave them one of these.

801
00:56:21,903 --> 00:56:24,204
'Cause what it means is...

802
00:56:24,205 --> 00:56:26,974
you did your best to love me.
I did my best to love you back.

803
00:56:26,975 --> 00:56:31,639
We just reached a point where
there's nothing left to say, so...

804
00:56:31,780 --> 00:56:36,080
...good luck.
- I like how you explain things.

805
00:56:37,352 --> 00:56:39,581
You ever thought about writing?

806
00:56:41,456 --> 00:56:43,590
- Me?
- Seriously.

807
00:56:43,591 --> 00:56:46,116
- Come on!
- Seriously.

808
00:56:46,594 --> 00:56:49,892
Seriously. You definitely
have a way with words.

809
00:56:49,998 --> 00:56:53,233
I think you should write stuff
down, you know? Not to...

810
00:56:53,234 --> 00:56:56,862
not to be rich or famous
or anything, but to...

811
00:56:57,672 --> 00:57:00,163
to express yourself.

812
00:57:03,478 --> 00:57:05,813
I'm gonna get you a notebook
and a pen. Just try it.

813
00:57:05,814 --> 00:57:08,077
Just jot stuff down.

814
00:57:08,917 --> 00:57:12,113
Okay, yeah.

815
00:57:18,259 --> 00:57:20,327
Good luck with the show.
We can't wait to see it.

816
00:57:20,328 --> 00:57:22,696
Thank you.
See you on the front row!

817
00:57:22,697 --> 00:57:24,824
Thanks.

818
00:57:26,634 --> 00:57:29,336
"See you on the front row"?
How ass-kissy was that?

819
00:57:29,337 --> 00:57:30,904
Honey, you don't even
need to be kissing her ass.

820
00:57:30,905 --> 00:57:34,568
She's just a manufacturer.
I gotta go.

821
00:57:43,918 --> 00:57:45,719
- Thanks for coming.
- Sure.

822
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,922
You know, I think you're
making me addicted to sex.

823
00:57:48,923 --> 00:57:50,788
Thanks.

824
00:57:51,626 --> 00:57:54,185
And, you know, I've never...

825
00:57:54,796 --> 00:57:58,399
given a blowjob to a guy in a car.

826
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,392
I'm just gonna... I just wanna...

827
00:58:08,743 --> 00:58:12,679
You've gotten really good at that.

828
00:58:15,817 --> 00:58:18,118
When you're through with that can
you please call the silk place back...

829
00:58:18,119 --> 00:58:21,588
and tell them that you're
repped by me? They'll knock off 20/?.

830
00:58:34,669 --> 00:58:36,670
Where is everybody?

831
00:58:36,671 --> 00:58:38,705
Joe's helping out Christi Ann
at her store.

832
00:58:38,706 --> 00:58:42,109
Good. Did you get
any writing done today?

833
00:58:42,110 --> 00:58:45,977
- Yeah, yeah, no, it's really cool.
- So what you writing about?

834
00:58:48,049 --> 00:58:50,918
Never mind.
Just keep getting it down on paper.

835
00:58:50,919 --> 00:58:52,453
Okay.

836
00:58:52,454 --> 00:58:55,389
Had the printer print up like
100 copies of my script today.

837
00:58:55,390 --> 00:58:57,324
Getting ready to send it out
to agents.

838
00:58:57,325 --> 00:58:59,460
- Great.
- Tell you what...

839
00:58:59,461 --> 00:59:03,897
when you're ready to take a break,
why don't you come inside?

840
00:59:03,898 --> 00:59:06,491
Okay. I will.

841
01:00:27,715 --> 01:00:32,986
I'm sorry! I know, I'm a bad little slut
and you're the big strong man!

842
01:00:32,987 --> 01:00:35,289
That's right.
I'm not done fucking you.

843
01:00:35,290 --> 01:00:37,324
I'm gonna fuck you harder
and you're gonna like it.

844
01:00:37,325 --> 01:00:41,056
Oh, no, no!

845
01:00:42,730 --> 01:00:45,357
Don't punish me! Hey!

846
01:00:46,801 --> 01:00:51,104
- Baby, I can't do this anymore.
- Why? What's wrong?

847
01:00:51,105 --> 01:00:56,243
This... this whole routine
of me holding you down and...

848
01:00:56,244 --> 01:00:59,304
your begging me to stop...

849
01:00:59,647 --> 01:01:01,515
it's fucking weird, I don't know.
It's just...

850
01:01:01,516 --> 01:01:05,285
Well, you seemed to enjoy it just fine
every day for the past three weeks.

851
01:01:05,286 --> 01:01:09,415
I know. Look, at first I did.
It's just lately...

852
01:01:10,024 --> 01:01:13,393
It's 'cause I care about you,
and I don't wanna do that...

853
01:01:13,394 --> 01:01:16,997
...to somebody I care about.
- Look, we're just playing. Come on.

854
01:01:16,998 --> 01:01:19,090
I mean, we're just...

855
01:01:19,867 --> 01:01:21,768
Why are we even having
this conversation?

856
01:01:21,769 --> 01:01:23,237
You have a simple job, Stanny.

857
01:01:23,238 --> 01:01:25,906
Are you telling me that you can't
fulfill it? Because, you know what?

858
01:01:25,907 --> 01:01:28,875
There are a lot of guys in this city
that would be more than happy...

859
01:01:28,876 --> 01:01:31,537
to do this without complaining.

860
01:01:33,715 --> 01:01:36,046
Are you fucking kidding me?

861
01:01:36,684 --> 01:01:39,414
Is that all that I am to you?

862
01:01:40,421 --> 01:01:44,914
I think you'd better
take the blindfold off now.

863
01:01:56,471 --> 01:01:59,006
I'm such a fucking idiot.

864
01:01:59,007 --> 01:02:01,668
I'm an asshole.

865
01:02:01,909 --> 01:02:04,845
I mean, I was like ready to tell...

866
01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:06,779
What?

867
01:02:10,752 --> 01:02:14,221
I think I'm falling
in love with you.

868
01:02:22,964 --> 01:02:26,228
Okay. Can you untie me, please?

869
01:03:00,802 --> 01:03:03,497
I think you and Joe
need to move out.

870
01:03:15,583 --> 01:03:18,142
Joe, get up. We gotta go.

871
01:03:19,787 --> 01:03:22,022
Seriously. I'm not fucking
around, man. Pack your shit.

872
01:03:22,023 --> 01:03:24,558
Stanny, what did you do?

873
01:03:24,559 --> 01:03:28,161
I didn't do anything shitty. I stopped
being shitty. Figure that one out.

874
01:03:28,162 --> 01:03:31,231
Come on, we got a pretty good deal
going on here, man.

875
01:03:31,232 --> 01:03:34,167
How long did you think this was
gonna last, you know, seriously?

876
01:03:34,168 --> 01:03:35,936
Okay, it's been a fun month
or two, but...

877
01:03:35,937 --> 01:03:39,304
we milked this for as much
as we could. The milk's gone sour.

878
01:03:57,592 --> 01:04:01,094
What did you?
Joe, what the hell's going on?

879
01:04:01,095 --> 01:04:02,863
- We're leaving.
- Hold on!

880
01:04:02,864 --> 01:04:06,500
- Did you get in a fight with Donna?
- What the fuck you think?

881
01:04:06,501 --> 01:04:10,203
I guess we're gonna go and try
and find our own place.

882
01:04:10,204 --> 01:04:12,773
No, I don't want you to go.
I don't want either one of you to go.

883
01:04:12,774 --> 01:04:14,141
Well, you don't always get
what you want.

884
01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:16,710
- Take care.
- Wait! Wait!

885
01:04:16,711 --> 01:04:19,771
Hold on one minute!

886
01:04:19,947 --> 01:04:22,312
Hold on.

887
01:04:28,389 --> 01:04:32,259
- Donna, what's going on?
- I guess they're leaving.

888
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:33,560
And you're just gonna sit there?

889
01:04:33,561 --> 01:04:36,096
Yeah,
what am I supposed to be doing?

890
01:04:36,097 --> 01:04:38,698
What happened?

891
01:04:38,699 --> 01:04:41,429
It was just getting too...

892
01:04:41,602 --> 01:04:44,638
...I don't know, too weird.
- Too weird?

893
01:04:44,639 --> 01:04:47,874
Why is it that every time you like
a guy things get too weird?

894
01:04:47,875 --> 01:04:50,811
- Who says I like the guy?
- You're full of shit.

895
01:04:50,812 --> 01:04:53,346
And I don't have time to sit here
and listen to you lie to yourself...

896
01:04:53,347 --> 01:04:56,782
because they're leaving!
What do you wanna do?

897
01:04:57,385 --> 01:05:00,620
- Well, Joe doesn't have to go.
- Joe goes wherever Stanny goes!

898
01:05:00,621 --> 01:05:04,357
And I'm not about to let him do that
because you got this thing about...

899
01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:05,692
What? This thing about what?

900
01:05:05,693 --> 01:05:08,028
I don't know,
but you've got this thing!

901
01:05:08,029 --> 01:05:09,928
And...

902
01:05:11,232 --> 01:05:15,402
if you look at me and tell me
that you don't like the guy...

903
01:05:15,403 --> 01:05:19,964
fine, I'll say goodbye
to both of them.

904
01:05:25,546 --> 01:05:28,480
Tell me what happened.

905
01:05:29,484 --> 01:05:33,886
He said he thought
he was falling in love with me.

906
01:05:34,555 --> 01:05:38,124
Okay. Well...

907
01:05:38,125 --> 01:05:42,562
the guy who loves you
is walking out the door right now.

908
01:05:42,563 --> 01:05:45,861
Is that what you want?

909
01:05:49,904 --> 01:05:52,105
Let's get out of here.
This is friggin' humiliating.

910
01:05:52,106 --> 01:05:56,009
She asked us to wait a minute,
so we're gonna wait.

911
01:05:56,010 --> 01:05:59,980
- It's been over a minute. Let's go.
- It's an expression, Stanny.

912
01:05:59,981 --> 01:06:02,516
Okay? It's like "hold on a sec".
It's more than a second.

913
01:06:02,517 --> 01:06:05,485
Okay, it's a stupid fucking
expression then.

914
01:06:12,493 --> 01:06:14,261
Just...

915
01:06:14,262 --> 01:06:16,897
don't ask me to say it to you
'cause I can't, Stanny. I'm sorry.

916
01:06:16,898 --> 01:06:23,826
- I just can't say it to you.
- Just... just let me love you.

917
01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:09,207
I was close.

918
01:07:09,383 --> 01:07:11,918
It's alright.

919
01:07:11,919 --> 01:07:16,617
I'm sorry. My mind's just
on the fashion show.

920
01:07:16,824 --> 01:07:20,350
Don't be sorry.

921
01:07:20,394 --> 01:07:25,490
Joe, how come you never
slept in my bed?

922
01:07:27,335 --> 01:07:30,737
You never asked me to.

923
01:07:30,738 --> 01:07:35,607
Well, will you sleep here with me?
I mean...

924
01:07:36,410 --> 01:07:41,677
just for the next two nights
until the fashion show.

925
01:07:44,151 --> 01:07:46,346
Well...

926
01:07:46,654 --> 01:07:49,281
sure, girl.

927
01:07:49,890 --> 01:07:53,018
Be happy to.

928
01:08:09,977 --> 01:08:13,647
- What about the cuteness?
- What about the dumbness?

929
01:08:13,648 --> 01:08:15,915
- You're dumb.
- No, you're dumb.

930
01:08:15,916 --> 01:08:20,687
- What about the sweetness?
- Guys, do it in private! Jeez!

931
01:08:20,688 --> 01:08:21,888
You guys, really.

932
01:08:21,889 --> 01:08:23,957
Why don't you just
give each other hickies?

933
01:08:23,958 --> 01:08:26,059
You have rug burns on your elbows.

934
01:08:26,060 --> 01:08:28,461
You broke your nails
scratching his back!

935
01:08:28,462 --> 01:08:30,196
I chipped my tooth last week...

936
01:08:30,197 --> 01:08:31,531
'cause we were doing it
doggy style...

937
01:08:31,532 --> 01:08:36,136
and she friggin' jerks her head
back right into my jaw. You did!

938
01:08:36,137 --> 01:08:39,572
My God, Christi Ann!
Remember back in college...

939
01:08:39,573 --> 01:08:42,275
when I was giving a blowjob
to that guy...

940
01:08:42,276 --> 01:08:43,910
that would not take the beret off?

941
01:08:43,911 --> 01:08:46,980
My God. the bathroom is in-between
our two bedrooms...

942
01:08:46,981 --> 01:08:48,748
which is right next to this
little tiny living room.

943
01:08:48,749 --> 01:08:50,750
So I'm ready
to come out and spit...

944
01:08:50,751 --> 01:08:54,120
and there's like ten people
in the goddamned living room.

945
01:08:54,121 --> 01:08:58,258
So I come out and my mouth's like
this 'caused it's all full of his cum.

946
01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:01,027
And I come out and
everybody starts laughing.

947
01:09:01,028 --> 01:09:02,929
And then I start to laugh...

948
01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:04,831
and then everyone's jumping back
out of the way...

949
01:09:04,832 --> 01:09:07,967
'cause they're like terrified I'm gonna
spit up right there on the carpet.

950
01:09:07,968 --> 01:09:11,571
So I got running into the bathroom
and I spit out and...

951
01:09:11,572 --> 01:09:14,370
I get a standing ovation.

952
01:09:14,975 --> 01:09:18,171
That's disgusting. Ew!

953
01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:27,687
Honey, you know
what I was just thinking?

954
01:09:27,688 --> 01:09:31,191
- How adorable you are?
- No, I think pretty highly on myself...

955
01:09:31,192 --> 01:09:33,426
but I ain't best described
as adorable.

956
01:09:33,427 --> 01:09:35,495
No, I was thinking about
how we first met and all.

957
01:09:35,496 --> 01:09:36,796
It's funny, I used to be
so choosey.

958
01:09:36,797 --> 01:09:40,033
Like every girl I dates
had to have a perfect ass.

959
01:09:40,034 --> 01:09:41,501
Joe and I used to argue
about it all the time.

960
01:09:41,502 --> 01:09:43,870
If the girl had like
a big square man ass...

961
01:09:43,871 --> 01:09:46,673
forget it. I couldn't do it.
And it's funny when I met you...

962
01:09:46,674 --> 01:09:50,343
I was like, "This chick is hot-looking,
but what does her ass look like?

963
01:09:50,344 --> 01:09:52,045
So we get naked
and we start fucking...

964
01:09:52,046 --> 01:09:54,714
And I'm like,
"Wow, this chick has a big ass!

965
01:09:54,715 --> 01:09:58,451
But I'm diggin' it. It's great. "
It's like you converted me.

966
01:09:58,452 --> 01:10:02,589
Now I'm like all the black and Puerto
Rican guys I used to give shit to...

967
01:10:02,590 --> 01:10:06,926
'cause they always went for the
big booty. I love big asses now.

968
01:10:06,927 --> 01:10:10,294
It's weird how like your taste
could change like that.

969
01:10:11,632 --> 01:10:14,000
How about how adorable you are?

970
01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:16,269
Don't fuckin' touch me. I cannot
believe you just told me I was fat.

971
01:10:16,270 --> 01:10:17,470
I didn't say you were fat!

972
01:10:17,471 --> 01:10:20,963
I said I love you no matter
what your body looks like.

973
01:10:22,443 --> 01:10:26,003
Another sacrifice to the beer gods.

974
01:10:29,817 --> 01:10:33,081
Man, Donna's making me insane.

975
01:10:33,821 --> 01:10:38,024
Yep. Well, you're in love with her.

976
01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:42,256
Yeah. Still, she's got
some mental problems.

977
01:10:42,263 --> 01:10:44,898
Women just have
more emotions than we do.

978
01:10:44,899 --> 01:10:48,401
And they don't think of all the things
they're thinking as mental problems.

979
01:10:48,402 --> 01:10:50,537
That's just their
daily way of thinking.

980
01:10:50,538 --> 01:10:55,236
And he repeats himself. I think
he's borderline schizophrenic.

981
01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:58,845
We argue and I explain to him
how he's being ridiculous.

982
01:10:58,846 --> 01:11:00,046
He admits it.

983
01:11:00,047 --> 01:11:02,715
He apologizes for it and then he does
it again the very next day!

984
01:11:02,716 --> 01:11:03,917
Well, what're you arguing about?

985
01:11:03,918 --> 01:11:05,418
It just depends on what
you're fighting about.

986
01:11:05,419 --> 01:11:08,388
It has nothing to do
with what you were fighting about.

987
01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:10,590
She always gives me this
psycho-friggin'- logical bullshit...

988
01:11:10,591 --> 01:11:12,458
I ain't in touch with my feelings.

989
01:11:12,459 --> 01:11:15,328
After about an hour of yelling, I just
say, "Yeah, whatever. You're right".

990
01:11:15,329 --> 01:11:18,064
And then the next day we have the
same argument like a bad rerun!

991
01:11:18,065 --> 01:11:20,967
You're lucky.
Joe seems a lot more sensitive.

992
01:11:20,968 --> 01:11:23,403
- He tries.
- Yeah, he tries.

993
01:11:23,404 --> 01:11:26,139
Bro, just make it look like
you're trying. Don't say nothing.

994
01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:29,976
At most just say, "I wish
I was more aware like you guys.

995
01:11:29,977 --> 01:11:34,379
- But I'm still learning".
- He says that? That is so sweet!

996
01:11:34,682 --> 01:11:37,951
And Stanny can be so great.
I mean, he really can.

997
01:11:37,952 --> 01:11:43,489
And that's why it kills me
to get rejected like that.

998
01:11:43,490 --> 01:11:46,459
What does she expect me to say?
I feel like saying to her...

999
01:11:46,460 --> 01:11:49,662
"All those years shoveling concrete
I had a lot of shitty days.

1000
01:11:49,663 --> 01:11:52,565
Would've been really nice to just
lay on a couch on a doctor's office...

1001
01:11:52,566 --> 01:11:55,101
and talk about my feelings".
It ain't fair!

1002
01:11:55,102 --> 01:11:57,804
I worked so hard
to get to this point.

1003
01:11:57,805 --> 01:12:00,139
My therapist is so proud
of my progress.

1004
01:12:00,140 --> 01:12:02,375
But this whole relationship
is putting me in a tailspin.

1005
01:12:02,376 --> 01:12:04,811
You're not thinking of breaking up
with him, are you?

1006
01:12:04,812 --> 01:12:09,215
No! Well, thinking about it
but no, I mean...

1007
01:12:09,216 --> 01:12:11,951
we've come this far and
we should try and get through this.

1008
01:12:11,952 --> 01:12:14,254
You ever cry in front of her?

1009
01:12:14,255 --> 01:12:16,245
No.

1010
01:12:16,957 --> 01:12:19,659
You don't cry ever, do you?

1011
01:12:19,660 --> 01:12:22,025
No.

1012
01:12:27,067 --> 01:12:29,831
You ever cry in front of Donna?

1013
01:12:31,405 --> 01:12:33,930
Yeah, I suppose. This once.

1014
01:12:34,341 --> 01:12:36,175
And he cries.

1015
01:12:36,176 --> 01:12:38,544
- Really?
- He cries a lot, actually.

1016
01:12:38,545 --> 01:12:40,569
And more and more lately.

1017
01:12:40,781 --> 01:12:43,340
Joe doesn't cry
in front of you, huh?

1018
01:12:43,450 --> 01:12:45,818
Well, no.

1019
01:12:45,819 --> 01:12:50,556
Just take it in a notch, Stanny.
I know you, man, you don't let shit go.

1020
01:12:50,557 --> 01:12:53,359
- This chick could turn on you.
- No.

1021
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:56,886
You kidding me?
This chick is crazy about me.

1022
01:12:57,164 --> 01:12:58,995
You really love her, don't you?

1023
01:13:00,935 --> 01:13:03,870
Joe, I never loved nothing
like I love that girl.

1024
01:13:03,871 --> 01:13:09,342
Joe is... he'll open up. He's the type
of guy who grows on you.

1025
01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:10,944
He's somebody you
fall in love with slowly.

1026
01:13:10,945 --> 01:13:12,145
Love him like a friend.

1027
01:13:12,146 --> 01:13:13,680
You don't say "I love you"
to each other?

1028
01:13:13,681 --> 01:13:15,915
- No! You don't say that to friends.
- Yes, you do. We do.

1029
01:13:15,916 --> 01:13:18,418
- I mean, you know I love you.
- I love you too!

1030
01:13:18,419 --> 01:13:21,654
- But guys don't say that as friends.
- You're right.

1031
01:13:21,655 --> 01:13:25,716
- Joe, I fucking love you, man.
- I love you too, bro.

1032
01:13:42,776 --> 01:13:45,437
Christi Ann...

1033
01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:48,743
you gotta relax.

1034
01:13:49,216 --> 01:13:53,049
I want you to know something, okay?

1035
01:13:53,420 --> 01:13:56,650
Sex isn't about...

1036
01:13:56,690 --> 01:13:59,092
talking dirty or...

1037
01:13:59,093 --> 01:14:02,426
some silly new position.

1038
01:14:03,330 --> 01:14:06,424
It's about trust.

1039
01:14:07,434 --> 01:14:10,266
Do you trust me?

1040
01:14:14,008 --> 01:14:16,237
It's tender...

1041
01:14:17,111 --> 01:14:19,272
soft.

1042
01:14:20,014 --> 01:14:23,216
I'm gonna kiss you delicately.

1043
01:14:23,217 --> 01:14:27,881
If it makes sense, give it back.

1044
01:15:51,638 --> 01:15:55,437
This is going to be a great show.

1045
01:16:00,047 --> 01:16:02,378
Yeah, it is.

1046
01:17:01,041 --> 01:17:04,738
- You're amazing. Okay.
- Thank you.

1047
01:17:05,312 --> 01:17:07,507
This is insane!

1048
01:17:13,053 --> 01:17:14,353
I think you're gonna get backers.

1049
01:17:14,354 --> 01:17:17,089
I've gotten so many cards
I can't even keep track!

1050
01:17:17,090 --> 01:17:19,057
That's awesome.

1051
01:17:19,526 --> 01:17:22,828
- Do you know that guy over there?
- Mark.

1052
01:17:22,829 --> 01:17:26,699
He's like, "Come to Europe.
You know...

1053
01:17:26,700 --> 01:17:29,302
the fashion season's
just starting".

1054
01:17:29,303 --> 01:17:33,539
Like, he told me I could be making
a couple grand a day just doing this.

1055
01:17:33,540 --> 01:17:36,909
- Is he like for real or what?
- Well, he owns a modeling agency.

1056
01:17:36,910 --> 01:17:39,879
- He's for real.
- It was nice for him to say it and all...

1057
01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:41,948
but I don't know if he meant it,
you know?

1058
01:17:41,949 --> 01:17:46,485
Christi Ann. I want you to meet Arthur.
He's an editor from Vogue Magazine.

1059
01:17:46,486 --> 01:17:50,319
Love your show, very elegant.

1060
01:18:07,941 --> 01:18:09,609
Nikki, you don't care about fashion.

1061
01:18:09,610 --> 01:18:11,110
You're just here for the
party afterwards.

1062
01:18:11,111 --> 01:18:12,778
How can you blame me?
You always seem to have...

1063
01:18:12,779 --> 01:18:15,014
the most entertaining guests.

1064
01:18:15,015 --> 01:18:16,616
I'm sure he's already
told you ladies...

1065
01:18:16,617 --> 01:18:19,118
but Nikki sold his first
screenplay last year.

1066
01:18:19,119 --> 01:18:21,087
And now he's in production
on his next film.

1067
01:18:21,088 --> 01:18:22,321
Congratulations.

1068
01:18:22,322 --> 01:18:23,522
Of course when I sell
one of my scripts...

1069
01:18:23,523 --> 01:18:27,059
I'm gonna have to surround myself
with a bevy of beautiful men...

1070
01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:30,730
which I'll have to secretly blow
because I have a boyfriend.

1071
01:18:30,731 --> 01:18:32,131
You know...

1072
01:18:32,132 --> 01:18:36,124
you always have to talk about cock
and fucking and it's really disgusting.

1073
01:18:37,304 --> 01:18:39,567
Excuse us.

1074
01:18:42,643 --> 01:18:46,646
I am trying to host a party here
so back the fuck off.

1075
01:18:46,647 --> 01:18:48,614
Okay, can you not
embarrass me, please?

1076
01:18:48,615 --> 01:18:49,949
Can not talk like that
in front of me?

1077
01:18:49,950 --> 01:18:51,784
Stop smoking that thing in my face.

1078
01:18:51,785 --> 01:18:54,720
I smoke wherever I want.
How do you like that?

1079
01:18:54,721 --> 01:18:57,451
You're drunk.
You're such an ass.

1080
01:19:11,805 --> 01:19:15,574
- Stanny, you won't believe this shit.
- I've figured it out. Relationships...

1081
01:19:15,575 --> 01:19:18,911
it's all about control. If you're
in control you don't get hurt.

1082
01:19:18,912 --> 01:19:20,112
'Cause everyone's afraid
of getting hurt.

1083
01:19:20,113 --> 01:19:22,014
I gotta tell you what this guy
was saying to me.

1084
01:19:22,015 --> 01:19:23,883
You know what?
These girls, they just own us.

1085
01:19:23,884 --> 01:19:25,451
It was never about sex.
It was about...

1086
01:19:25,452 --> 01:19:28,087
being able to give us shit
and we couldn't give shit back.

1087
01:19:28,088 --> 01:19:31,157
I know Donna can be shitty
at times but Christi Ann...

1088
01:19:31,158 --> 01:19:32,491
Yeah, yeah, she's more subtle at it.

1089
01:19:32,492 --> 01:19:36,120
You don't even realize you got
a leash around your neck.

1090
01:19:38,231 --> 01:19:41,131
You know what?
You ain't always right, Stanny.

1091
01:19:41,168 --> 01:19:44,904
You ain't always right about shit
and you're wrong about that girl.

1092
01:19:44,905 --> 01:19:48,107
Yeah, right. You're falling all over
these phony who wants to be...

1093
01:19:48,108 --> 01:19:51,544
...a high-class designer.
- Why do always do this?

1094
01:19:51,545 --> 01:19:53,979
Why is that every time
I like a girl...

1095
01:19:53,980 --> 01:19:56,778
you say she's no good
'cause of something?

1096
01:19:57,050 --> 01:20:00,820
You say it like she's trying
to split you and me up or something.

1097
01:20:00,821 --> 01:20:02,488
You know what?

1098
01:20:02,489 --> 01:20:05,491
- I think it's the other way around.
- You really think...

1099
01:20:05,492 --> 01:20:08,688
that that girl
considers you her equal?

1100
01:20:08,695 --> 01:20:11,220
Brother, that girl considers
herself above you.

1101
01:20:14,768 --> 01:20:18,404
I'm just saving you
from a painful fall!

1102
01:20:18,405 --> 01:20:22,341
My girlfriend's got me buying
every goddamned thing here.

1103
01:20:22,342 --> 01:20:24,243
That's wonderful! Or maybe not.

1104
01:20:24,244 --> 01:20:26,045
I wouldn't be here
if it weren't for her.

1105
01:20:26,046 --> 01:20:28,414
I'm blowing cash
on that dress, this skirt...

1106
01:20:28,415 --> 01:20:29,749
Don't even listen to him.

1107
01:20:29,750 --> 01:20:32,284
- He can afford it. He's a lawyer.
- Lawyer my ass.

1108
01:20:32,285 --> 01:20:36,522
She's got one hand in my pants,
one hand in my goddamned wallet.

1109
01:20:36,523 --> 01:20:39,392
- Your illustrious model.
- He's not really a model.

1110
01:20:39,393 --> 01:20:42,919
He's actually my personal cabana boy.

1111
01:20:43,897 --> 01:20:46,228
Come with me right now.

1112
01:20:51,371 --> 01:20:55,307
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Great. Okay, talk to you later.

1113
01:20:55,776 --> 01:20:57,376
Don't be showing up
at my girlfriend's house.

1114
01:20:57,377 --> 01:20:59,044
You guys are boyfriend
and girlfriend now?

1115
01:20:59,045 --> 01:21:00,246
- That's cool.
- Yeah.

1116
01:21:00,247 --> 01:21:03,082
So maybe you don't need
to be stopping by here anymore.

1117
01:21:03,083 --> 01:21:04,917
Christi Ann invited me.

1118
01:21:04,918 --> 01:21:07,453
You wanna push it?
We'll settle this old school.

1119
01:21:07,454 --> 01:21:09,615
What? We're gonna break dance?

1120
01:21:09,790 --> 01:21:12,691
Look, shit. I forgot
to tell you about him.

1121
01:21:12,692 --> 01:21:14,660
Tell him about me what?
I'm standing right fucking here.

1122
01:21:14,661 --> 01:21:16,395
Don't talk about me like
I'm a piece of friggin' wood.

1123
01:21:16,396 --> 01:21:17,596
Easy, fella, you don't gotta...

1124
01:21:17,597 --> 01:21:19,598
"Easy, fella"? Do I look like a fucking
horse to you?

1125
01:21:19,599 --> 01:21:22,201
Do I have fucking hooves?
Don't fucking say "easy fella" to me!

1126
01:21:22,202 --> 01:21:24,136
Did you say the word "fuck"
enough in that sentence?

1127
01:21:24,137 --> 01:21:26,872
No, let me add a few more.
Fuck you. And fuck you too!

1128
01:21:26,873 --> 01:21:28,841
Let's just all cool out.

1129
01:21:28,842 --> 01:21:30,509
- Stanny!
- Wanna try to grab me again, fucker?

1130
01:21:30,510 --> 01:21:32,812
- Easy, fella, just...
- Quit saying "easy fella" to me!

1131
01:21:32,813 --> 01:21:34,647
- Just chill the fuck out!
- Stanny!

1132
01:21:34,648 --> 01:21:37,883
- Don't you lay a hand on me!
- I'm not gonna lay a hand on you.

1133
01:21:37,884 --> 01:21:39,084
Didn't even lay a hand on him.

1134
01:21:39,085 --> 01:21:40,352
I knocked him on his ass
with my elbow.

1135
01:21:40,353 --> 01:21:44,118
Stanny, get in the goddamned house.
And, Damien, you can go!

1136
01:21:45,525 --> 01:21:47,860
- I hope you're proud of yourself.
- I hope you're proud of yourself...

1137
01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:50,796
using that stupid fuck
to get a reaction out of me.

1138
01:21:50,797 --> 01:21:54,528
Yeah, go ahead, keep fooling yourself.
At least you're fooling somebody.

1139
01:21:59,906 --> 01:22:06,003
- Joe, I'm gonna cum...
- You motherfuckin' shit!

1140
01:22:15,121 --> 01:22:17,456
Thank you, Joe.

1141
01:22:17,457 --> 01:22:21,825
Was that good?
Was that good, Joe?

1142
01:22:23,296 --> 01:22:26,890
Do you want me to get you a towel?

1143
01:23:01,234 --> 01:23:04,737
Just fucking listen to me, alright?
You realize what you do to me?

1144
01:23:04,738 --> 01:23:09,275
You insist that I throw you down
and treat you like a cheap whore...

1145
01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:10,543
'cause it's the only way
you can get off.

1146
01:23:10,544 --> 01:23:13,479
Then in daily life if I show
any form of aggression...

1147
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:17,116
or jealousy, you freak the fuck out.
Do you know how confusing it is...

1148
01:23:17,117 --> 01:23:19,685
...to be in a relationship with you?
- What we do in the bedroom...

1149
01:23:19,686 --> 01:23:22,354
and what we do in our relationship
out in the real world...

1150
01:23:22,355 --> 01:23:24,089
those are two goddamned
different things, Stanny.

1151
01:23:24,090 --> 01:23:27,993
So just as long as we do everything
the way you want on your terms...

1152
01:23:27,994 --> 01:23:29,595
then we'll be fine.

1153
01:23:29,596 --> 01:23:32,031
Why do you have to be
so combative with me?

1154
01:23:32,032 --> 01:23:36,101
I'm not the combative one, okay?
This is what you do. It's not funny.

1155
01:23:36,102 --> 01:23:38,837
You pick fights with me and then
you yell at me for fighting!

1156
01:23:38,838 --> 01:23:41,740
I'm not the one who's fucking
yelling here, okay, buddy?

1157
01:23:41,741 --> 01:23:43,342
You instigate me to do shit.

1158
01:23:43,343 --> 01:23:46,245
Then when I do you get to point out
how fucked up I am.

1159
01:23:46,246 --> 01:23:50,115
'Cause you're so pathetically afraid
I might realize how fucked up you are.

1160
01:23:50,116 --> 01:23:52,985
Oh, I'm the fucked up one?
I'm the fucked up one?

1161
01:23:52,986 --> 01:23:56,989
Honey, I gotta fucking hold you down
and call you a whore for you to cum...

1162
01:23:56,990 --> 01:23:58,891
and you say I got self-esteem issues?

1163
01:23:58,892 --> 01:24:01,226
You know what?
Fuck this and fuck you...

1164
01:24:01,227 --> 01:24:04,797
because I am not gonna do this
with you, fucking asshole!

1165
01:24:04,798 --> 01:24:08,500
- I am through!
- Be a fucking rich bitch crybaby.

1166
01:24:08,501 --> 01:24:12,271
It doesn't affect me anymore 'cause
I'm done back-peddling just so...

1167
01:24:12,272 --> 01:24:15,874
I don't notice what a goddamned
psycho you are. You're a head case.

1168
01:24:15,875 --> 01:24:18,644
I am not the fucked up one.
I am not the psycho, okay?

1169
01:24:18,645 --> 01:24:22,982
I'm not the one that's hit people.
You should be in goddamned therapy!

1170
01:24:22,983 --> 01:24:25,184
You're the one who's fucked up,
just like your goddamned parents.

1171
01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:27,620
- You're just like them!
- Well, I don't have the luxury...

1172
01:24:27,621 --> 01:24:32,725
of your rich parents to pay for
your goddamned therapist, alright?

1173
01:24:32,726 --> 01:24:35,594
And you know what? All that
money you waste on that bullshit...

1174
01:24:35,595 --> 01:24:40,225
I'll solve your problem right now
in three words: eat less food!

1175
01:24:48,842 --> 01:24:53,870
You're a fucking asshole,
you know what?

1176
01:24:54,614 --> 01:24:57,316
You're a fucking asshole.

1177
01:24:57,317 --> 01:25:01,186
And I loved you. I did.
I loved you.

1178
01:25:01,187 --> 01:25:05,491
I don't know why. I don't know
why I did! I was stupid!

1179
01:25:05,492 --> 01:25:10,329
I was really dumb! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry I did this to us!

1180
01:25:10,330 --> 01:25:14,630
I did it and I'm sorry!
You gotta go!

1181
01:25:43,063 --> 01:25:46,396
- Here we go again.
- No, it's for real this time, bro.

1182
01:25:46,900 --> 01:25:50,699
- What happened?
- I stopped thinking with my dick.

1183
01:25:50,804 --> 01:25:53,439
No, I take that back.
I stopped thinking with my wallet.

1184
01:25:53,440 --> 01:25:56,175
You think if I had a job I'd be putting
up with that bullshit?

1185
01:25:56,176 --> 01:25:57,843
I just wanted to sleep late.

1186
01:25:57,844 --> 01:26:00,713
I've been working hard my whole life
and I wanted a break.

1187
01:26:00,714 --> 01:26:04,316
We got a break.
Now what?

1188
01:26:04,317 --> 01:26:08,721
Now what? I'll get myself
a job tending bar at night...

1189
01:26:08,722 --> 01:26:11,056
write during the day...

1190
01:26:11,057 --> 01:26:13,392
I'm gonna be a starving artist.

1191
01:26:13,393 --> 01:26:16,495
Look, you don't gotta come
with me, alright? Stay here.

1192
01:26:16,496 --> 01:26:18,397
This works for you.
Doesn't work for me.

1193
01:26:18,398 --> 01:26:20,299
Stanny, just calm down.

1194
01:26:20,300 --> 01:26:23,736
Just sleep over it. Maybe you'll feel
different about it in the morning.

1195
01:26:23,737 --> 01:26:26,038
I ain't gonna feel any different
about it tomorrow, Joe.

1196
01:26:26,039 --> 01:26:29,007
Where the fuck are you
gonna go at three a. m?

1197
01:26:40,854 --> 01:26:43,652
Bro, just go back to the party.

1198
01:26:43,823 --> 01:26:46,625
Go have fun, alright?

1199
01:26:46,626 --> 01:26:49,788
Don't worry about me.

1200
01:26:53,399 --> 01:26:57,391
Just try and get
some sleep, alright?

1201
01:27:41,981 --> 01:27:43,971
So...

1202
01:27:44,083 --> 01:27:48,153
I think I'm gonna take
that guy up on that offer.

1203
01:27:48,154 --> 01:27:50,144
What guy?

1204
01:27:50,390 --> 01:27:52,790
That agent guy. He...

1205
01:27:52,992 --> 01:27:55,394
said he'd get me a plane ticket
and that his...

1206
01:27:55,395 --> 01:27:57,629
agency has some sort
of a deal with a...

1207
01:27:57,630 --> 01:28:02,726
hotel in... Milan.
It's in Europe.

1208
01:28:07,473 --> 01:28:10,066
I leave tomorrow.

1209
01:28:11,144 --> 01:28:16,741
- The fashion season starts soon so...
- I know when the season starts.

1210
01:28:19,085 --> 01:28:23,521
It's kinda cool though, right?
I mean, never been to Europe.

1211
01:28:23,690 --> 01:28:26,920
Shit, I've never been anywhere.

1212
01:28:30,463 --> 01:28:33,796
How am I ever gonna
repay you for this?

1213
01:28:38,671 --> 01:28:42,197
I think it's a great opportunity.

1214
01:28:47,146 --> 01:28:49,381
- Christi Ann.
- Hi!

1215
01:28:49,382 --> 01:28:52,251
- Hi. These are my friends. Justin.
- Justin.

1216
01:28:52,252 --> 01:28:54,753
- And this is Carlos.
- Hi. How you doing?

1217
01:28:54,754 --> 01:28:57,381
- Thanks for the invitation...
- Yeah.

1218
01:28:57,457 --> 01:29:02,792
...for your party.
- It was fantastic. The show...

1219
01:29:45,371 --> 01:29:51,036
- So you'll be back in four months?
- Yeah, when the season ends.

1220
01:29:52,078 --> 01:29:55,069
Well, good luck.

1221
01:29:56,349 --> 01:29:59,647
You too.

1222
01:30:14,934 --> 01:30:18,926
Well, at least your show
was a big hit.

1223
01:30:26,813 --> 01:30:29,147
And to think I didn't want to go
to California with you.

1224
01:30:29,148 --> 01:30:33,485
- Wherever we go, we go together.
- Yeah.

1225
01:30:33,486 --> 01:30:37,046
This is gonna be a tough act
to follow, though.

1226
01:30:37,457 --> 01:30:41,415
But I bet there's all kinds of
different countries and shit in Europe.

1227
01:30:42,829 --> 01:30:45,230
Man, my best friend's gonna be
a friggin' supermodel.

1228
01:30:45,231 --> 01:30:48,029
We're gonna be balls deep
in ass over there.

1229
01:30:49,902 --> 01:30:51,767
Wow...

1230
01:30:51,938 --> 01:30:56,101
...what a summer.
- Tell me about it.

1231
01:30:58,077 --> 01:31:00,670
Goddamn it, I smoke too much pot.

1232
01:31:02,348 --> 01:31:06,978
I'm sorry that it didn't work out
with Stanny.

1233
01:31:07,353 --> 01:31:10,845
Yeah. I'm sorry too.

1234
01:31:12,525 --> 01:31:15,687
Guess it's just
you and me again, kiddo.

1235
01:31:20,299 --> 01:31:22,630
They sure were funny.

1236
01:31:25,972 --> 01:31:28,565
Yeah.

1237
01:31:28,741 --> 01:31:31,641
You said we'd look back
on this and laugh.

1238
01:31:37,050 --> 01:31:39,415
We're crazy, aren't we?

1239
01:31:39,819 --> 01:31:45,120
Yeah.
But we're damned great at it.

1240
01:31:56,602 --> 01:31:59,093
My God!

1241
01:32:04,510 --> 01:32:09,447
- You're gonna miss her, ain't you?
- You're gonna miss Christi Ann?

1242
01:32:10,917 --> 01:32:12,850
Joe...

1243
01:32:13,553 --> 01:32:16,021
look, I'm starting
to like this LA thing...

1244
01:32:16,022 --> 01:32:18,990
like writing movies and...

1245
01:32:19,959 --> 01:32:22,620
I don't know if I'd like Europe
all that much.

1246
01:32:23,362 --> 01:32:28,700
- Bro, you gotta come with me.
- No. This writing thing, I gotta do it.

1247
01:32:28,701 --> 01:32:31,533
Well, I don't wanna go
over there all by myself.

1248
01:32:31,537 --> 01:32:35,607
I don't think you really want
to go there in the first place.

1249
01:32:35,608 --> 01:32:39,305
Look, I gotta leave that house,
but you don't.

1250
01:32:40,446 --> 01:32:45,440
And what I said about you and
Christi Ann last night, I was wrong.

1251
01:32:45,718 --> 01:32:51,212
I mean, thank God girls bitch at us:
make you dress better, motivate you.

1252
01:32:52,558 --> 01:32:57,859
I ain't the expert on relationships
obviously, but I know this:

1253
01:32:58,197 --> 01:33:00,426
you don't wanna leave your girl.

1254
01:33:03,636 --> 01:33:08,368
- Did you love Donna?
- Despite how much I hated her...

1255
01:33:08,407 --> 01:33:10,636
I always will.

1256
01:33:14,347 --> 01:33:16,474
You think I'm in love?

1257
01:33:18,451 --> 01:33:21,419
Do you think you are?

1258
01:33:44,911 --> 01:33:49,313
Me and you ain't breaking up.
Go on, get out of here.

1259
01:34:34,894 --> 01:34:39,262
You wouldn't kick me out or nothing
if I told you I loved you, would you?

1260
01:34:39,999 --> 01:34:42,228
I love you too.

1261
01:35:41,594 --> 01:35:45,552
<i>So it's kind of a happy ending,
for Joe and Christi Ann anyways.</i>

1262
01:35:45,564 --> 01:35:47,198
<i>Don't worry about me and Donna.</i>

1263
01:35:47,199 --> 01:35:49,467
<i>You know real life,
it ain't like the movies.</i>

1264
01:35:49,468 --> 01:35:51,069
<i>Life is just a bunch of stories
you go through...</i>

1265
01:35:51,070 --> 01:35:53,094
<i>and they all end sooner or later.</i>

1266
01:35:53,439 --> 01:35:57,375
<i>But it's okay. I'm gonna go
find my next story.</i>

1267
01:35:57,877 --> 01:35:59,605
<i>Hope you do the same.</i>

1268
01:40:10,596 --> 01:40:14,088
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