1 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:08,943 Are you getting a good look? 2 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:13,031 -What? -You checked out my hedge. 3 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:17,326 You're in my economics class, aren't you? 4 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,997 I'm going to spread the word about how disgusting you are. 5 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,208 -Cock. -No. 6 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:30,256 What the hell is wrong with you? 7 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:48,024 -The situation, cock? -I'm going to the economics lesson. 8 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:52,695 Fuck it. Hang on to me and Laurie. 9 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:57,492 That's the only lesson they take attendance on. 10 00:01:57,826 --> 00:02:03,956 -Stop calling Laurie mom. -Quiet. She is single and I am legal. 11 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:08,252 - It's my mother. -We go to college now. 12 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:12,423 I'm a year older than that she was when she got you. 13 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:17,220 You don't address adults you know whole life with the first name. 14 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:21,015 It's your lack of finesse which means that you cannot lie down. 15 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:25,770 I'm going to class now. Fix the drink and don't talk to my mother. 16 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:31,025 Buckle up, we have to fix drinks for the party tonight. 17 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:36,155 Okay, I'm here. My regards to Laurie from you. 18 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:40,201 Pig, see you later. 19 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:51,838 - Hi, Lau. . . Mrs. Murphy. - Hi, Anthony. 20 00:02:52,131 --> 00:02:56,759 -Where's Brandon? - He has finances. 21 00:02:57,094 --> 00:03:01,639 He asked me to pick up some things from the garage. 22 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:05,476 -Yes, come in. -Okay, cool. 23 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:12,567 How about your mother? I have heard what happened. 24 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:21,325 She is doing well. She has moved into his new home and. . . 25 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:25,329 . . .she is enjoying her newfound freedom. 26 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,749 I'm going to see Holly tonight. 27 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:32,962 She has to get over the loneliness. 28 00:03:34,006 --> 00:03:36,674 She has to. 29 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:46,392 -Yes. -You know where the garage is. 30 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:32,438 I'm leaving now, Mrs. Murphy. 31 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:38,110 - Geez, forgive me. - My towel! 32 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,655 Mrs. Murphy. 33 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:11,894 where is he The party has been going on for a long time. 34 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:17,733 -We cannot dominate the game with three men. - With beer, we are in the game. 35 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:21,529 Then we are in the match for the pussies. 36 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,365 Contact! 37 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:29,996 As if you were going to get ragged here. Returning the fire! 38 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:37,420 Ross and I read an awesome book the other night - "The Dark Method". 39 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:42,300 We can sleep tonight, be sure. Check the window. Kill him. 40 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:46,262 The obscure method? Does it work? Straight ahead! 41 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:50,975 Pretty despicable practices. Brandon, cover my six. 42 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:53,519 Hell too. 43 00:05:54,813 --> 00:05:59,859 It works damn well better when packed. 44 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:03,404 There you got it! 45 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:08,284 - It was about time, slacker. -What happened? 46 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:16,125 I. . . 47 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,422 The traffic. 48 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:27,386 -Yes. Have you opened it yet? -What's in the package? 49 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:31,307 -New camera equipment. -Perfect for tonight. 50 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:35,061 I will a real treat on the spit. 51 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:40,691 - No, it just goes off. -Why didn't they send it here? 52 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:46,781 - Then the neighbor's pig had stolen it. -Okay, nerds. Now we're going to bed. 53 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:56,040 Philosophy? We can philosophize in hours on why you chose it? 54 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:04,256 Has he broken up? How sad to hear. 55 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:08,844 I know. Randi is so shitty. 56 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:14,642 - You are so cute who listens. -Thanks. 57 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:22,066 Randi? 58 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:29,448 Erica? I'm sorry I was such an idiot. can you forgive me 59 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:33,160 Oh, Randy. . . 60 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:43,963 . . .seven days straight - so disgusting. I was in the middle of the jungle in Thailand. 61 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:48,968 I rode an elephant. 62 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,873 Hello? 63 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,419 Okay, I'll go. 64 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:29,967 No flow? It's that kind of night. 65 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,849 I'm going to have a beer. 66 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:50,362 Why does everyone drink domestic shit beer at these parties? 67 00:08:51,490 --> 00:08:56,660 -How about this one? - It's a good start. 68 00:08:57,913 --> 00:09:01,207 "A fool does not see the same tree like the sage." 69 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:06,045 All right, Mr. Blake. I am impressed. 70 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,007 Of your choice of beer, I mean. 71 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,385 - Brandon. -Alex. 72 00:09:15,514 --> 00:09:19,808 Alex, you're not from here, are you? 73 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,604 -Really? - It was a bit silly. 74 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:28,692 No, I'm not from here. I am from another campus. 75 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:36,367 -Nice pattern. - Thanks, I made it myself. 76 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:48,170 Just silly microbeer. Where are my Buds? Bid! 77 00:09:55,929 --> 00:10:00,224 He must be raised to a stereotype. 78 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:11,860 - You might want to. . . -Come on. You can do better than that. 79 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,655 You. . . Yours. . . 80 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:20,327 Brandon, how are you? Become an expert on beer? 81 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,956 And on catchphrases? 82 00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:27,960 I have looked at many. . .movies. 83 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:34,508 Mostly read books. It has helped me a lot. 84 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:42,391 -Do you study here? - Yes, that's why I'm here. 85 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:48,147 I study economics. 86 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:53,694 -What a life it is. -Yes, I thought about that too. 87 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,531 Did you say something? I hear you, but i don't know. . . 88 00:10:57,824 --> 00:11:01,076 -Are you feeling well? -Yes, I have my own credit card. 89 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:05,831 -Are you okay, I said? -Yes. 90 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:10,628 How's it going, Brandon? - Your breast is sticking out. 91 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:15,549 -Was that the chest you checked out? - No, I didn't. 92 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,344 93 00:11:19,638 --> 00:11:23,140 -What happened to her? -You are such an idiot. 94 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:30,064 Okay, sluts. It's a party on the roof. 95 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:36,862 Come again. All in a row, ladies. We don't bite. 96 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:40,407 There is room for everyone. 97 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:47,289 Not so fast. We have a private party tonight. 98 00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:52,920 -Are you kidding? - I can check the guest list. 99 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:56,757 Wyatt, are the freshmen on the guest list? 100 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:03,347 The cock heads? Hell either, people are trying to have sex tonight. 101 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:07,851 You are not on the list. But still have fun. 102 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:11,897 Jerk off each other. go with you. 103 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:16,318 Wonderfully. Absolutely perfect. 104 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,613 Guys, I have an idea. 105 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:24,284 We're going out tonight and talking about all the pussy we don't get. 106 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:29,248 Check it out here. He has it all in. 107 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:33,877 He really has it all in. 108 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:38,632 The news. First year student with shaved muff impaled by meat stake. 109 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:44,179 -A redhead? - No, a blonde. A sloppy blonde. 110 00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:50,644 - I think we have business economics together. - She probably won't go to school tomorrow. 111 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:58,026 We're only going out tonight. We have three bottles of whiskey. We are super to. 112 00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:03,949 Puckon, we need a drink. We heard you gays have a warehouse. 113 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:08,495 - We have nothing. - Jackpot. 114 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:13,542 -You can't take it. -What did you say, tough guy? 115 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:19,047 I said. . . 116 00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:28,932 I was going to throw you in the recycling, but they probably don't recycle idiots. 117 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,484 I'm tired of this. 118 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:44,031 We go to the mother's guest house. 119 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:50,746 I found a burger. Anyone want? 120 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:58,545 I hate all the idiots at that party. 121 00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,424 Blow the brats with theirs zeros for girlfriends. 122 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:08,764 -They should meet real men. - The blonde took it anyway. 123 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,892 Shut up. 124 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:19,107 - I forgot. It's the ladies' night. - Then they go out, right? 125 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:23,487 I think so. Your mother will show mine mom what it's like to be single again. 126 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:28,242 - It will be wonderful. - We get lots of pussy. 127 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:31,870 -What are you talking about? -Milf father. 128 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:37,084 They are alone, drinking wine and talk shit about men. 129 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:43,590 Then we slide in and satisfies their needs. 130 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:49,429 This is going to be wonderful. We bet. 131 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:54,518 -Don't bet on my mom. -What are you betting on? 132 00:14:54,811 --> 00:15:00,732 About who stored the most milf at the end of the year. 133 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:10,367 - I wish you had called. -Mother. . . 134 00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:15,706 What the hell are you doing? 135 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:20,377 - nothing. -Really? 136 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:24,923 137 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,426 It was my fault. 138 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,512 Mother. . . 139 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:39,104 Hi, guys. . . This is a passion feast. 140 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:44,443 -No, no, no. . . - This is wonderful. 141 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:50,574 - This is disgusting. -Anthony, this is my own time. 142 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,995 - You have blue stuff on your legs. -I know. 143 00:15:55,288 --> 00:16:01,001 I know it looks bad. But it isn't. . . 144 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,839 No! No! 145 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,801 Boys. . . - Anthony, grow up! 146 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,971 Anthony! 147 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:21,647 We sleep in the guest house. 148 00:16:25,610 --> 00:16:29,196 - That was awesome. -Damn, how jealous I am. 149 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:35,369 I just feel shitty. I just want to stop thinking about it. 150 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,460 I saw your mother naked today. 151 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:48,006 -Awesome. - When I was going to get the drink. 152 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:52,844 -Shut up. -The bush and all. 153 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:59,309 She shaves, like a runway. It goes straight up and. . .shitty. 154 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:06,108 It won't mess up to that between us, huh? 155 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:11,113 Hell, too. I find out one lots of crap about my mom today. 156 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:16,201 I'll do anything for that will be good between us. 157 00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:22,457 How do you get over something like this? We just forget everything. 158 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:27,045 Mate, here it comes to ruin the friendship. 159 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:33,635 It will eat away at our friendship and all I have left is Nate and Ross. 160 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:41,268 I do anything. I will be your hetero servant for the rest of the year. 161 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,855 That sounds absolutely insane. I. . . 162 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:49,818 Okay. . .hand me over to the miracle twins. 163 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:53,739 That is only right. It must be so. 164 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:59,703 - I need some fresh air. -Don't stick. i love you 165 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:03,350 Hello, Mrs. Reese. 166 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,854 Mrs. Reese? 167 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,858 You're a man now, Brandon. 168 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,534 How you have grown. 169 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,626 My God. 170 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:42,264 - The dude. . . Amigo. -More heavy. Just like that. 171 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,850 The dude. 172 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:50,438 Over here. You get that do when you are alone. 173 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:55,777 - I didn't do anything. -Quiet. I also do it in my sleep. 174 00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,699 No, my God! 175 00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:07,289 -What happened last night? -You got packed and went out. 176 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:13,920 -Who was driving? -Ross. 177 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:19,885 He was the only one who didn't drink. We were all. . .dung raked. 178 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:24,598 You. . . 179 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:29,186 You and me. . . Bright Spot. . . lots of swelling. 180 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:34,733 - I invite. -Yes, I'm hungry. 181 00:20:35,026 --> 00:20:39,362 - Are you inviting? -Swell, swell, swell. 182 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:48,163 I can't find them. . . My wallet and mobile. I'm naked without them. 183 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,251 I don't have mine either. 184 00:20:53,711 --> 00:20:58,423 - We have to go home to my mother. - We don't need that. 185 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:02,260 I must have forgotten that one when I was packed. 186 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:07,682 We can go to the room and collect my wallet. It is much simpler. 187 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:11,978 No, I need to the wallet and mobile phone. 188 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:16,524 I have not forgotten our agreement. Breakfast is just the beginning. 189 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:20,487 Even if she doesn't have the wallet so she always has something delicious. 190 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,365 What? 191 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:29,496 Food. Breakfast. Mom always has ripe melons. 192 00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:32,207 Beautiful brio'n. . 193 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,711 She is amazing. She is always generous. 194 00:21:38,506 --> 00:21:42,550 Okay, but find it quickly. 195 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:46,513 What a satmara you are becoming when you are hungry. 196 00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,882 - Hi, Brandon. - Mrs. Reeves. 197 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:29,014 -Say, Holly. You've seen me naked. -No. . .I didn't. 198 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:33,184 -Yes, you did. - Yes, ma'am. 199 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:38,356 - There is nothing wrong with that. - I know that. I was. . . 200 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:42,610 I'm waiting for Anthony. 201 00:22:44,655 --> 00:22:49,075 Okay, maybe I should knit. 202 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,918 - It was wrong. - It was nice. 203 00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:02,464 You are right. That was it. 204 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:06,885 I am newly divorced and my hormones are running amok. 205 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:12,640 -I see. -I'm not crazy. 206 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:17,187 -Do you have a cell phone? - Uh. . .yes. 207 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:21,191 If you are going to call. . . 208 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,445 I can handle it. 209 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:36,539 -It's called "sexting", right? -Yes. 210 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:43,797 Hello, mom. Did you get what? you wanted now that you're a lesbian? 211 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:49,886 -What's the matter with you? -Oh, we didn't want to disturb your tickling. 212 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:54,224 I have the keys. We leave. 213 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:06,486 Sorry, mate. I can't get over it. It's not normal. 214 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:11,116 She sat there ready to receive the whip. 215 00:24:11,409 --> 00:24:14,994 It's sick, isn't it? 216 00:24:15,538 --> 00:24:19,165 Are you listening? Are you completely gone? 217 00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:27,090 -Don't be so mean to your mother. - She was a lesbian with your mother. 218 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:33,054 I guess they're just confused after the divorce. 219 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:37,642 Dr. Phil, I don't need a lecture. 220 00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:42,188 I appreciate if you not taking her side. 221 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:47,235 Drive straight. You bastards. 222 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:54,159 People think you suck my cock. I'll take it. Take the steering wheel. 223 00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:58,288 Come on, grab the wheel. 224 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:02,667 -Come on! -I have it. 225 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:09,257 What beautiful tits. Oh, wait a minute. 226 00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:14,387 What a hedge. I want to lick that hedge. 227 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:18,808 I love hedges. It's official. 228 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:23,730 Do you like it? Do you like it? 229 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:28,776 How did you get such a good picture through that hole? 230 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:32,322 That monkey bastard doesn't deserve such a bride. 231 00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:37,118 Yes, yes, that was me I took it. . . 232 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:41,331 Incoming calls. 233 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:46,336 Be a little cheeky. Okay, brilliant. 234 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:52,133 Several at the same time? We can do that. Flats? Absolutely. 235 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:58,890 Send them over. . . we are prepared. See you. 236 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:03,019 Nate and Ross want us to is their hooker in the milf project. 237 00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:07,148 I said it was calm. 238 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:11,402 Seriously. That's a sexy chick. 239 00:26:31,966 --> 00:26:35,802 Welcome to the mothers. 240 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:40,765 Hello, honey, can I help you? 241 00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:46,312 Are you in on the bet? 242 00:26:46,564 --> 00:26:51,609 I don't have a prescription for viagra. They want nothing to do with me. 243 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:56,823 - I still have to make it up to you. - Have you sat on his mother? 244 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:03,913 I made myself disappear. I owe him for that. 245 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:08,376 If you want a drink, you'll get one. Just say what you want. 246 00:27:08,711 --> 00:27:13,214 - I want to. . . Just be Ross' coupler. -Okay, we're leaving. 247 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:45,121 -Hello, the situation? -Are you here? 248 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:51,419 249 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:55,006 Okay, cool. 250 00:27:56,842 --> 00:28:02,096 -Stick, little ponk. -I was with older people than you in high school. 251 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:05,475 Bye then. 252 00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:10,688 We leave. 253 00:28:15,903 --> 00:28:23,034 -What do they have that we don't? -Jobs, cars and money. 254 00:28:25,913 --> 00:28:28,331 Yes. . .money. 255 00:28:57,653 --> 00:29:01,322 I saw you on the dance floor. 256 00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:05,368 Are you going to hurt me? 257 00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:10,665 Say Aaaah. . . Aaaah. 258 00:29:18,132 --> 00:29:20,675 -You. . . -Cough! 259 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:25,513 Have you never been to the doctor? Cough! 260 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:31,394 You're good enough. . . Shut up. 261 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:40,403 - I told her to swallow the thing. - Do you want to dance? Check them out. 262 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:45,491 -Being a link to Ross is impossible. - I have fixed one. 263 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:49,579 I think she's a dude. 264 00:29:49,872 --> 00:29:53,374 Guys. . . One of you must drive us home to her. 265 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:57,587 - We drank too much. -Not a chance. 266 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,425 I drive them. You and Nate can go home together. 267 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:08,014 It will probably take a while. . . It's calm. 268 00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:12,310 Is it safe? Then I'll stay here. 269 00:30:14,855 --> 00:30:17,440 Good work. 270 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:32,997 -I stick. -No, don't do that. 271 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:36,167 She scares the crap out of me. Pure serial killer. 272 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:39,629 -Stick, then? -No. . . 273 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:45,134 I can lie down. Wonderfully. Stay here. 274 00:30:55,521 --> 00:31:01,067 Would you like a cookie, little man? I want a cock. Strip. 275 00:31:01,610 --> 00:31:03,778 Strip. 276 00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:16,290 Oh, damn. 277 00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:26,551 -Did you know I'm a yogi? - No, I didn't. Awesome. 278 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:31,639 -A very spiritual lifestyle. -Of course. 279 00:31:31,932 --> 00:31:36,561 I take it very seriously. . . 280 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:41,399 . . .also on the choice of love partners. 281 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:54,120 Turn it on. Make it squirt. 282 00:31:56,290 --> 00:31:59,083 I spray. 283 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:05,590 - Do you like it? -Yes. 284 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:12,471 Suck! Suck! 285 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:23,482 i love you 286 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:31,949 Please, can't you hang up? 287 00:32:32,326 --> 00:32:38,831 You are new. Every day and night is it the same thing. 288 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:44,337 I can't sleep, not my girl either. The whole floor is trying to sleep. 289 00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:49,926 Every night it sounds like someone was being murdered. 290 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:56,515 Someone needs to tell the bitch that we can't sleep when it's always fucked. 291 00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:01,103 Now that will be enough. 292 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,358 -I love you. -I love you. 293 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:08,402 Come on! 294 00:33:09,613 --> 00:33:13,282 -What the hell! - It was fantastic. 295 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:16,410 We're leaving here. 296 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:20,665 It's nice. 297 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:28,089 -It feels like you have four hands. - Just follow the feeling. 298 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:34,095 Feel the warmth when our three energies intertwine. 299 00:33:39,559 --> 00:33:45,439 -What the hell! - It's Amir. My yoga master and husband. 300 00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:50,611 - I'm Amir. -MAN? - It's getting late. 301 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:56,867 -Check what time it is. -Don't lose the energy of the moment. 302 00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:01,914 It is a special moment. 303 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:08,129 I should actually be knitting. 304 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:16,429 You are on a sexual journey. We are here to guide you. 305 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:23,936 How long does the trip usually take? 306 00:34:24,354 --> 00:34:28,566 -It depends. -Usually four to five hours. 307 00:34:28,859 --> 00:34:30,818 Hell! 308 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,727 It was like hell. 309 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:09,982 Ross sent a film on himself from last night? 310 00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:17,823 - Check it out. -Damn, he did. 311 00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:25,998 Had I not known him I would have jerked off to this. 312 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:29,960 But if I . . It could. . . 313 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:34,298 - It's disgusting. - Put it down! 314 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:39,929 If you didn't know them if it was real porn. 315 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:47,186 -Don't think I forgot the secret lady. - I don't have one. 316 00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:54,610 Okay, then. Honesty is not most important in a best-friend relationship. 317 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:08,040 Okay. Do you remember the other night? in your mother's house? 318 00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:12,253 This is fun. 319 00:36:12,546 --> 00:36:17,758 Do you remember what you told me about. . . 320 00:36:18,093 --> 00:36:21,679 Wait a minute, I got it. 321 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:26,600 Mother. . . 322 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:32,106 No, I can't have lunch with you. I have a lecture. 323 00:36:32,482 --> 00:36:38,320 I wished we studied longer away from our mothers. 324 00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:47,246 I'm going to a women's literature lecture with Nate and Ross. 325 00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:53,127 Why didn't you hang? in that course? 326 00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:56,964 You took the last plasters. 327 00:36:57,257 --> 00:37:00,801 No. . .I. . . 328 00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,389 See you later. 329 00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:29,371 Testing, one, two, three. . . 330 00:38:04,574 --> 00:38:07,534 I came to apologize. 331 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:12,831 My therapist says I should do something impulsively. , but it was. . . 332 00:38:13,166 --> 00:38:17,127 -Sick. -Yes, definitely. 333 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:20,214 Like a little psycho. 334 00:38:23,009 --> 00:38:26,220 Okay, that was it. 335 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:34,270 - I'm terribly sorry Mrs. Reese. - I would still get it fixed. 336 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:38,399 Now I don't need it. 337 00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:44,280 -Do you want to try again? -Sorry. . . I meant Holly. 338 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:48,450 - No, I meant. . . - The kiss? 339 00:38:58,295 --> 00:39:03,340 You are lying. I put on the yoga bride saw it smoke. 340 00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:09,096 There was no one else there, no one dude or something, if you'd believe it. 341 00:39:09,389 --> 00:39:12,725 - Do you want proof? - You can give a fuck about that. 342 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:17,521 -What are you douchebags doing? - The lecture is cancelled. 343 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:22,735 - There was a note on the door. -We need a judge. 344 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:28,991 The cock head doesn't think I fucked the yoga lady and only the yoga lady. 345 00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:34,246 -no film, no recognition. - I was between two bodies. 346 00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:42,421 Not her husband's. Forget it. I lied. 347 00:39:42,839 --> 00:39:48,302 - I didn't complete it. -Fucked her, huh? 348 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:56,018 -With her friend, right? -There was another girl there. 349 00:39:58,021 --> 00:40:00,689 My God. 350 00:40:02,067 --> 00:40:07,112 Her husband hung up, didn't he? That's why it's so embarrassing. 351 00:40:07,447 --> 00:40:11,075 -Homo! -No, it was. . . 352 00:40:11,368 --> 00:40:17,331 There was another girl there and she had tits, no penis. 353 00:40:17,707 --> 00:40:25,214 Stop laughing. I'm not gay. none curvy threesome Not at all. 354 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:31,678 I agree with him. He's ashamed, that kraken. 355 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:36,100 Okay, only one counts. You get none bonus for a dude being there. 356 00:40:36,393 --> 00:40:39,186 Shut up. 357 00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:45,943 You are sick. I go to bed me in the room. See you. 358 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:49,530 See you. Rest now. You need that. 359 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:08,340 Wait a little. I think it will fit. 360 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:15,097 -What is it? -The. . . It makes you last longer. 361 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:22,479 It's like a little rubber ring. Do you remember when we went camping? 362 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:27,025 You and Anthony played with wheel rims. 363 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:32,030 This is how we do it. I won't call you mrs reeves- 364 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:38,662 -unless you're talking about my childhood when you put a penis ring on me. 365 00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:28,921 Not a chance. 366 00:42:34,844 --> 00:42:38,263 My God. I'm coming now. 367 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:41,558 Don't come yet, Brandon. 368 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:45,312 Don't come. Hold back. 369 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,653 No. 370 00:42:54,531 --> 00:42:57,366 Damn! Do I need one emergency pill now? 371 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:07,459 I will never ask a girl about it again. 372 00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:20,347 -Okay. . . What happens now? -You don't have to offer breakfast. 373 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:27,521 I'm just going to go. Thanks. 374 00:43:33,570 --> 00:43:36,738 I think Brent is starting to freak out. 375 00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:44,454 He has finally set it up. 376 00:43:52,463 --> 00:43:55,132 Testing, one, two, three. 377 00:43:57,093 --> 00:44:01,263 Yes, yes. . . Brent, you're too damned. 378 00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:18,780 Brandon. What a buck. My buck. 379 00:44:22,702 --> 00:44:27,122 She is hot. . .and she's blonde. 380 00:44:29,751 --> 00:44:32,711 A little shepherding moment, perhaps. . . 381 00:44:34,547 --> 00:44:41,219 Don't worry about me. I sit down here. 382 00:44:54,859 --> 00:44:57,778 She knows what she's doing. 383 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:27,432 I'm hungry. 384 00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:35,232 That requires therapy. 385 00:45:35,483 --> 00:45:40,904 It takes a lot of booze to wipe that memory away. 386 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:45,367 Thank you, you were wonderful. I haven't known since I was in college. 387 00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:16,148 Hello Alex. 388 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:24,531 Mr. Blake, the pervo poet. Are you going to compliment my scarf again? 389 00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:31,121 I was going to apologize. I wouldn't let you stand there like that. 390 00:46:31,497 --> 00:46:37,669 - I should have done something about it. -How would you have done it? 391 00:46:46,721 --> 00:46:51,349 Something like that. . . Excuse me. 392 00:46:56,898 --> 00:47:01,276 I have to knit. See you. 393 00:47:14,832 --> 00:47:20,086 - Go ahead. Just play on. - We will replace you if it goes wrong. 394 00:47:20,463 --> 00:47:23,548 The last time you said it, I got it buy a new game console. 395 00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:30,514 -What are you doing anyway? - We go to the next level - milf 396 00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:39,231 If we film when we have fun with them we become heroes. 397 00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:47,155 I know ladies who want what I have. But he has to prove everything with film. 398 00:47:47,573 --> 00:47:51,159 -You like that, huh? -Give it to me. 399 00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:56,456 -Give back my stuff. - It's calm. My cock is ready. 400 00:47:56,791 --> 00:48:02,045 -When do we leave? - I don't follow. Good night. 401 00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:06,800 -What? -He has a new friend he hangs out with. 402 00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:10,178 -Really? -Is it serious? 403 00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:14,349 Who is that? - That's probably it there the college chick. . . 404 00:48:14,642 --> 00:48:18,061 She who shows the nipple when she talks. 405 00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:22,566 -Come on, I want to see it. -Shit on it. I'm going out tonight anyway. 406 00:48:22,859 --> 00:48:29,072 Keep an eye on them. They must not sag the stuff. - I don't trust you. 407 00:48:29,490 --> 00:48:34,035 I want to, but I can't. Just keep an eye on them. 408 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:38,081 will you leave me with these lunatics? 409 00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:41,084 See you later. 410 00:49:02,899 --> 00:49:06,860 -What does it say? -Brandon, you need to get laid. 411 00:49:07,153 --> 00:49:11,990 "Send" to my best friend. My boy. 412 00:49:36,182 --> 00:49:43,980 You should have seen the boobs. They were great. They enveloped the entire pit. 413 00:49:44,398 --> 00:49:47,901 Brandon! 414 00:50:00,915 --> 00:50:05,335 It was like she was taking a shower in my rate. She rubbed herself in completely. 415 00:50:29,193 --> 00:50:32,529 Mom, where do you put the laundry? 416 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:43,498 I took her back there. She screamed for more. . . 417 00:50:58,431 --> 00:51:03,143 She wanted me to knit my bullets in her mouth. . . 418 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,452 Now it's coming! 419 00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:25,540 That was cruel. 420 00:51:26,542 --> 00:51:29,836 Look who's here. 421 00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:35,008 -Where have you been? - I've only been out. 422 00:51:35,259 --> 00:51:39,846 We haven't seen you in a few weeks. 423 00:51:40,139 --> 00:51:45,351 - I'm sorry. I've been busy. - I knew it would come. 424 00:51:45,686 --> 00:51:48,897 I knew you would leave me for a bride. 425 00:51:49,148 --> 00:51:52,150 I didn't think so would come so early. 426 00:51:52,443 --> 00:51:57,822 It is not so. You wanted to do something for me, didn't you? 427 00:51:58,157 --> 00:52:02,285 I want you to hang out with them tonight. 428 00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:11,127 Okay. Nate said he found a new place. I'll check it out. 429 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:16,174 -Milf paradise number 1. -Wonderfully. 430 00:52:20,805 --> 00:52:24,808 431 00:52:25,101 --> 00:52:31,064 -The mall? -No, not the mall. The MlLF Center. 432 00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:40,115 -Okay, we will. We spread out. -Wait a minute. I'm not in on the bet. 433 00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:46,621 There are those who go here to shop, not to sleep with mother. 434 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:52,544 Check it out there. Do you see her bowing? 435 00:52:54,255 --> 00:52:58,925 Come again. Do it. For the unbelievers. 436 00:53:00,845 --> 00:53:03,471 He will make himself disappear. 437 00:53:10,813 --> 00:53:14,941 - It's going well. -Is it milf or milf? 438 00:53:15,234 --> 00:53:21,906 l plural, that is. A sheep is a sheep and many sheep are sheep. Does it apply to milfs? 439 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:27,287 -A milf is a milf. -No, don't forget the grammar. 440 00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:30,874 "Mum l'd Like to Fuck". 441 00:53:31,125 --> 00:53:34,586 It doesn't work in the plural. 442 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:39,716 -Then it must be a milf. -Yes, Mums l'd Like to Fuck. 443 00:53:44,180 --> 00:53:51,060 I'm really glad you came. The last few months have been hard. 444 00:53:51,478 --> 00:53:57,108 I mean the divorce and the move. All change. 445 00:53:57,484 --> 00:54:04,365 Then you were there and did everything. . . much nicer. 446 00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:09,120 I don't want to pressure you. 447 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:16,169 This has been so hugely special. 448 00:54:16,545 --> 00:54:20,632 That's all I want to say. Thank you. 449 00:54:24,178 --> 00:54:26,512 The same. 450 00:54:34,230 --> 00:54:38,024 Thank you for helping me carry the heavy goods. 451 00:54:45,741 --> 00:54:49,035 -Damn too. -Can you be a little quiet. 452 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:57,252 -Come on, move. -Yes, come on. 453 00:54:58,837 --> 00:55:01,381 Take it off. 454 00:55:13,978 --> 00:55:17,438 Give me five more minutes. 455 00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:22,986 Give me some water or something? 456 00:55:25,114 --> 00:55:28,783 You are a wild animal. 457 00:55:31,036 --> 00:55:34,497 458 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:40,503 -No. -Are you my father? 459 00:55:40,921 --> 00:55:44,340 460 00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:58,688 461 00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:21,836 -You must have had some fun, huh? Mongoose. -I guess so. 462 00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:29,802 You know what? Dad's in town. He wants you to come to dinner. 463 00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:35,850 464 00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:42,482 -You really should come. - I have a lot of exams and stuff. 465 00:56:42,858 --> 00:56:45,860 Projects, you know. 466 00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:52,408 No. I said daddy's in town and he wants you to come to dinner. 467 00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:58,039 You are family. You love your mother's food. 468 00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:06,172 You can hang around. That's fine good after the divorce and all. 469 00:57:07,299 --> 00:57:11,552 That would be sick. 470 00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:19,310 They wouldn't last a second. The divorce went very smoothly. 471 00:57:23,357 --> 00:57:28,986 -Okay, then. It's calm. -Sure, dinner. 472 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:32,740 It's going to be fun. Senseless. . . 473 00:57:34,827 --> 00:57:38,579 I'm so glad everyone is here tonight. 474 00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:49,966 Mom hasn't said three words to Dad. 475 00:57:52,469 --> 00:57:56,889 -How's it going, Mr. Reeves. - Absolutely wonderful, thank you. 476 00:57:57,224 --> 00:58:01,394 And look at you. You are a college man now. 477 00:58:03,522 --> 00:58:08,943 I'm fine and it has apparently also my ex-wife. 478 00:58:09,278 --> 00:58:14,323 The house is fantastic. Everything is sparkling. I should have bought a house like this myself. 479 00:58:14,658 --> 00:58:18,786 Wait a little. I have paid for this. 480 00:58:20,164 --> 00:58:26,085 -She hasn't exactly been thrifty. - Your nephew can lend you money. 481 00:58:27,588 --> 00:58:34,010 How are you, Brandon? Anthony says you had a lot to do. 482 00:58:35,888 --> 00:58:41,350 -Yes, in a way. - He has met someone. 483 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:44,145 Anyone? 484 00:58:45,105 --> 00:58:47,982 Yes, you know. . . 485 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:53,321 - He hasn't said who it is. - He probably has his reasons. 486 00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:57,617 -Can I give you a piece of advice? -Yes. 487 00:58:57,910 --> 00:59:02,079 You have to take advantage of the college time. 488 00:59:02,372 --> 00:59:09,212 That's when you discover who you are. You experiment. 489 00:59:09,630 --> 00:59:13,758 I regret that I didn't do it myself. 490 00:59:14,468 --> 00:59:16,928 Thank you, sir. 491 00:59:17,137 --> 00:59:21,807 - There are probably many who feel the same way. - I'm serious. 492 00:59:22,142 --> 00:59:28,481 -You must have an open mind. -He makes sure to take care of himself. 493 00:59:30,526 --> 00:59:34,445 Anthony, he has one part to say about it. 494 00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:41,619 Or how? Do you remember when we went completely crazy. . . 495 00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:46,999 - I don't know what you're talking about. - You will probably find what you are looking for. 496 00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:53,965 - It might be closer than you think. -Or something you never thought of. 497 00:59:54,758 --> 01:00:00,638 -Don't just rush into something. - It's never too late to change your mind. 498 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:05,768 Now that's enough. You can't eat dinner without fuss? 499 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:09,897 You broke up for a reason. Brandon isn't even your son. 500 01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:14,235 He is like a brother to me because he is a loyal friend- 501 01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:18,155 -but that doesn't mean that you should fight for him. 502 01:00:18,490 --> 01:00:25,288 You are newly divorced, but it wouldn't be stupid if you met someone. 503 01:00:26,415 --> 01:00:30,668 -Find someone to love. -Thank you, honey. 504 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:38,926 You are a bargain. You have a big house, good job. Who would say no to that? 505 01:00:39,386 --> 01:00:43,556 Well, who would say no? 506 01:00:44,683 --> 01:00:49,478 Anthony has said that you just got home from a trip? 507 01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:55,026 -Yes, I was in Southeast Asia. -Which part? 508 01:00:55,402 --> 01:00:58,863 I was in Bangkok. 509 01:00:59,114 --> 01:01:02,992 Did you travel alone or with a partner? 510 01:01:03,285 --> 01:01:06,954 Yes, your new partner who invested in your house. 511 01:01:07,247 --> 01:01:12,585 Well, you have a new business partner who invested in your house. . .in Palm Springs? 512 01:01:12,961 --> 01:01:18,382 That's right. It's wonderful there so this year. You guys would love it. 513 01:01:18,759 --> 01:01:22,803 You can come whenever you want. 514 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,891 Can someone send the salad? 515 01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:35,107 -Good night, boys. -Good night, dad. 516 01:01:37,986 --> 01:01:42,323 Nate says it's an emergency. We have to go there. 517 01:01:42,658 --> 01:01:45,451 I have an economics exam tomorrow. Will you drive me home? 518 01:01:45,661 --> 01:01:51,040 - It's on the other side of town. - I'll take a taxi then. 519 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:57,713 - I can drive him there. -Is it calm for you? 520 01:01:59,257 --> 01:02:04,887 Take care of your friends. I take care of him. 521 01:02:05,263 --> 01:02:07,848 Okay. Thanks, Dad. 522 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:12,311 See you. 523 01:02:14,272 --> 01:02:16,691 Shall we? 524 01:02:18,110 --> 01:02:22,113 That door always gets stuck. 525 01:02:24,533 --> 01:02:29,829 -What are you doing, sir? - That's something I wanted to tell you. 526 01:02:30,205 --> 01:02:34,875 You must agree that the atmosphere was electric tonight. 527 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:40,089 -Excuse? - You know what I'm talking about. 528 01:02:40,424 --> 01:02:45,010 - I'm flattered, though. . . - Do you understand what I'm trying to ask? 529 01:02:45,345 --> 01:02:51,058 - No, what? -How long have you been fucking my ex-wife? 530 01:02:51,435 --> 01:02:57,690 -What? I haven't. . . - Please, I see how she looks at you. 531 01:02:58,066 --> 01:03:02,153 Pocket ping-pong was not one proof of her magnanimity. 532 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:07,408 - I'm gay, not stupid. -Sorry. 533 01:03:09,244 --> 01:03:15,458 You don't have to apologize. You and Anthony have been friends for a long time. 534 01:03:15,834 --> 01:03:22,173 Think about how it can affect your friendship. 535 01:03:22,591 --> 01:03:27,136 -Promise it. -I promise. 536 01:03:27,429 --> 01:03:32,600 I know that. Now we drive you back. 537 01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:45,988 -Hello. - Is it. . .? Where's Nate? 538 01:03:46,281 --> 01:03:49,867 539 01:03:51,077 --> 01:03:55,623 I'm in the lobby. Why in such a hurry? 540 01:03:55,957 --> 01:04:01,045 I am dusty. You have to give me a ride. 541 01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:07,885 -Call a taxi. -Why, then? You are here. 542 01:04:10,722 --> 01:04:17,311 I think I'll put on the physics teacher's wife, Mrs. Hiller. Cool, huh? 543 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:21,774 Hang up. 544 01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:25,152 Mr. Hiller is here. 545 01:04:25,362 --> 01:04:30,282 -Hello, Mr. Hiller! -Yes. Who are you? 546 01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:36,413 Anthony Reese. I have you in physics in college. 547 01:04:36,790 --> 01:04:39,917 How nice. 548 01:04:40,126 --> 01:04:42,169 Wait a little. 549 01:04:43,421 --> 01:04:49,301 -Hey, weirdo. You are early. -Have you forgotten dinner at the Hendersons? 550 01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:56,267 I'm terribly sorry. I'm the best get me ready Are you following along? 551 01:04:56,685 --> 01:04:59,645 Yes, absolutely. 552 01:05:00,146 --> 01:05:04,650 -Come on, maniac. - I needed someone to back me up. 553 01:05:05,569 --> 01:05:09,989 - Did you get what you wanted? - Yes, she was completely crazy. 554 01:05:10,282 --> 01:05:17,663 You should have seen the size. The best is that I caught everything on film. 555 01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:24,253 - Where is Ross? -He had a crush on his own milf. 556 01:05:27,924 --> 01:05:32,052 - It's so nice. -I'll be there soon. 557 01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,693 Victoria? 558 01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:51,405 The alarm center? An accident has happened. 559 01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:10,841 Good morning. 560 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:18,682 It was wonderful last night. You were wonderful. 561 01:06:23,939 --> 01:06:27,900 -Who wants pancakes? -Anthony? 562 01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:33,197 - I added strawberries. Your favorite. - Thank you, Anthony. 563 01:06:33,531 --> 01:06:38,452 -Daddy, don't you want pancakes? - It's strawberries, honey. 564 01:07:49,858 --> 01:07:52,192 My God! 565 01:07:55,155 --> 01:07:57,823 What the hell? 566 01:07:59,034 --> 01:08:05,873 It fell into the hot tub. We can fix it. 567 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:11,628 Do you understand what the equipment cost? What happened to the spy camera? 568 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:16,258 I'm not going to lie. Something happened. 569 01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:21,221 - Did you try to film the writing? -Yes, but it wasn't my fault. 570 01:08:21,556 --> 01:08:25,768 -There is a suction effect. -I've had enough of you. 571 01:08:26,061 --> 01:08:30,397 You only think about yourselves. 572 01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:37,488 -Why are you staring at your phones? -Milfs mess all the time. 573 01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:44,703 Focus. I knew you would screw up the stuff, you still had to borrow it. 574 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:50,751 - Then it's your fault. -You never take responsibility for anything. 575 01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:55,047 You rush like crazy and expect it to work out. 576 01:08:55,340 --> 01:08:58,050 You should be ashamed. 577 01:09:01,012 --> 01:09:04,765 578 01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:11,647 Thank you for letting me pull last night. 579 01:09:11,898 --> 01:09:17,611 -What happened? - Nate lied. He needed a guard. 580 01:09:20,532 --> 01:09:23,826 I'm going to ask you about last night. 581 01:09:24,410 --> 01:09:29,164 I felt sick vibes. My parents fought over you. 582 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:39,258 Do you think they will get back together? I love my dad. 583 01:09:39,634 --> 01:09:44,513 I never believed that they were happy together. 584 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:48,892 I was last night reminded of it. 585 01:09:51,646 --> 01:09:54,398 -Who is it? -none. 586 01:09:54,649 --> 01:09:58,569 -Listen up. - We are done with it. 587 01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:03,574 -nothing more what. The women are. . . -Crazy. 588 01:10:03,908 --> 01:10:09,079 -Hormonally screwed up. -Sexually frustrated. 589 01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:13,500 - There will be more. -They call around the clock. 590 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:18,297 - They know where we live. - I have the final office in two weeks. 591 01:10:18,631 --> 01:10:23,886 -We want to borrow your mother's house. -Why then? 592 01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:30,017 -We can't have a party in the dormitory. -And no one would brag about it. 593 01:10:30,351 --> 01:10:34,354 Why should the milfs come to mom's house? 594 01:10:34,606 --> 01:10:41,528 Imagine if they got other young guys after themselves, who scratch them. . . 595 01:10:41,905 --> 01:10:46,450 - Then maybe they stopped calling us. -No! 596 01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:51,997 -Would you not help us? -Didn't you forgive the debt, Brandon? 597 01:10:52,332 --> 01:10:56,084 -Yes. - Then you owe us. 598 01:10:56,377 --> 01:11:02,966 -Okay, but then my debt is written off. -Good, we have already started posting. 599 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:07,554 -Even at the milf bar. -Oh my God. 600 01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:24,905 Hello, the stranger. I saw that you are having a party. 601 01:11:25,281 --> 01:11:29,660 -I didn't, but. . . -Are you going to go? 602 01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:34,998 I intend to go too. I don't think miss the opportunity after all the exams- 603 01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:40,212 -if you have microbeers going, of course. 604 01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:47,344 It will probably just be regular beer. 605 01:11:50,390 --> 01:11:54,559 - Don't you want me to come? -Yes. 606 01:11:54,852 --> 01:12:00,440 - Good, then see you there. -Cannon. 607 01:12:07,949 --> 01:12:13,370 -You haven't called back. -I know. can we talk 608 01:12:15,248 --> 01:12:18,583 Okay, I've heard that tone before. 609 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:25,924 It's been fun, but we both knew two that it would not last forever. 610 01:12:26,384 --> 01:12:30,929 I don't want to hurt Anthony. 611 01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:37,185 - Me, then? Don't you care about me? - Yes, of course. 612 01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:42,607 Has Sheldon talked to you? That asset don't want me to be happy. 613 01:12:42,984 --> 01:12:48,113 You are the first who attracted me since the divorce 614 01:12:48,448 --> 01:12:53,952 Have you become so popular? so you just dump me like shit. 615 01:13:17,477 --> 01:13:21,938 -How's it going? -So far so good. 616 01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:28,111 Thank you, good God. She lives. 617 01:13:28,654 --> 01:13:31,823 Best friends hang out again. 618 01:13:32,116 --> 01:13:37,204 Nice party, guys. Not bad. 619 01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:45,879 Serve. It was fun to live next door to you. 620 01:13:46,339 --> 01:13:52,094 - It was a shame that we didn't hang out more. -Yes. . . 621 01:13:53,429 --> 01:13:56,598 What happened to your eye? 622 01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:06,441 - Now he's captain Skitstövel. - I slide around a bit. Is it quiet? 623 01:14:06,734 --> 01:14:10,946 It's calm. Out with you. 624 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:19,371 -Hello, you came. -Yes, I didn't want to miss it. 625 01:14:19,705 --> 01:14:24,793 Especially since all the cool ones are here. 626 01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:28,672 Check in. 627 01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:36,012 628 01:14:36,347 --> 01:14:41,560 They might have a good connection. 629 01:14:43,938 --> 01:14:50,819 -What are you doing this summer? -I will stay here. You, then? 630 01:14:51,237 --> 01:14:58,869 I live 20 minutes from here. I will stay here. 631 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:05,834 Most of my friends go home until the summer. Then we can hang out. 632 01:15:06,169 --> 01:15:09,880 - Yes, I'm still here. -Now you have promised it. 633 01:15:13,092 --> 01:15:18,096 Will you excuse me for a moment? I just have to take care of something. 634 01:15:18,431 --> 01:15:22,809 Okay, I'll stop here. 635 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:30,567 Wait, the stallion. 636 01:15:33,237 --> 01:15:37,866 You made me worry. I thought you were breaking up. 637 01:15:38,201 --> 01:15:42,537 - I thought, but. . . -You stopped. That must mean something. 638 01:15:42,830 --> 01:15:46,917 No, it's over. Seriously. . . 639 01:15:47,627 --> 01:15:50,462 No, not yet. 640 01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:53,715 Mom, we're out of stock. . . Damn it. 641 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:57,594 No. . . 642 01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:02,641 -Buddy. -What? 643 01:16:04,018 --> 01:16:06,311 Damn, mom! 644 01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:11,566 How long has it been going on? 645 01:16:14,529 --> 01:16:17,781 646 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:23,828 You made me feel so guilty, and you've been fucking the mother the whole time. 647 01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:31,711 I'm sorry. 648 01:16:40,263 --> 01:16:41,972 Anthony! 649 01:16:44,350 --> 01:16:46,560 You! 650 01:16:50,940 --> 01:16:53,108 My eye! 651 01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:18,800 Alex! Wait, Alex! 652 01:17:25,099 --> 01:17:31,479 What a bad friend I am. With yours mother. . . I don't know why. 653 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:35,650 It's not nice. I'm sorry. 654 01:17:36,777 --> 01:17:42,407 I made you feel guilty for that you saw your mother naked. 655 01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:48,747 How the hell are we going to be friends again? I want to, but I don't know how. 656 01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:54,794 I do anything. 657 01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:59,132 Say something, please. 658 01:17:59,425 --> 01:18:03,803 I fucked your mother too. 659 01:18:05,181 --> 01:18:07,265 It was like. . . 660 01:18:07,642 --> 01:18:10,852 I thought you had gone. 661 01:18:11,145 --> 01:18:15,065 Forgive me, Mrs. Murphy. 662 01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:19,611 When I opened the door she was like possessed. 663 01:18:20,905 --> 01:18:25,825 Take them off. . . You saw me. 664 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:30,914 - Now I want to see you. -Okay. 665 01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:41,633 There was no stopping her. 666 01:18:51,727 --> 01:18:54,646 Now I'm totally confused. 667 01:18:57,108 --> 01:18:59,442 Shut up! 668 01:19:02,822 --> 01:19:07,742 -Then we're done, aren't we? - We're done. 669 01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:17,252 Can you leave us alone for a while? 670 01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:31,808 I will replace everything we destroyed. 671 01:19:32,059 --> 01:19:36,229 I just want to apologize. 672 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:48,867 I think we have had a cool thing together. 673 01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:53,621 But, you're right. 674 01:19:55,416 --> 01:19:59,002 It wasn't meant to be that it would last- 675 01:19:59,253 --> 01:20:02,505 -and according to how it affected your friendship- 676 01:20:02,757 --> 01:20:06,509 -then it's best to break up now. 677 01:20:07,178 --> 01:20:12,807 It would be strange if we had had a real relationship. 678 01:20:13,225 --> 01:20:16,269 You were going to be Anthony's stepfather. 679 01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:20,440 Yes, that would be crazy. 680 01:20:23,444 --> 01:20:26,780 See you, dude. 681 01:20:45,341 --> 01:20:48,843 - Have a good summer, girls. -Are you going to stay? 682 01:20:49,094 --> 01:20:54,057 I have some catching up to do. are you left . .? Nice. 683 01:21:00,231 --> 01:21:04,859 684 01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:11,658 You can see her tits. 685 01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:20,416 -Are you meeting her yet? -Yes, I am a romantic. 686 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:25,421 See you. 687 01:21:26,131 --> 01:21:30,009 I stitch too. I have to meet the ladies before I leave town. 688 01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:33,054 Give them another round. 689 01:21:34,473 --> 01:21:38,017 See you. 690 01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:41,813 Then it's just us left. 691 01:21:46,151 --> 01:21:51,573 - That was probably all. -I guess so. 692 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:56,870 Are you coming by later? 693 01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:00,748 Probably. 694 01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:07,255 I'm glad it was you and no one else slept with the mother. 695 01:22:07,882 --> 01:22:11,467 -Come on! -Is it too sensitive yet? 696 01:22:14,221 --> 01:22:19,684 Dad wants to invite me to dinner. He has something important to say. 697 01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:26,024 - Can I call later? -Sure. 698 01:22:27,818 --> 01:22:29,819 Nice. 699 01:22:39,204 --> 01:22:42,332 -Hello. -Hello. 700 01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:48,963 -Okay. . . How have you been? - I've had a good time. 701 01:22:49,340 --> 01:22:54,802 I'm packing. I'm going to move to one apartment off campus. 702 01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:58,556 I didn't think you wanted to meet after what happened at the party. 703 01:22:58,849 --> 01:23:04,103 - It was strange. -Yes, but me. . . 704 01:23:04,396 --> 01:23:10,360 There is no danger. Anthony came and told me everything. 705 01:23:11,070 --> 01:23:17,033 He told me that he had been together with your cousin. . . 706 01:23:17,409 --> 01:23:21,245 . . .and that he didn't told about it. 707 01:23:21,538 --> 01:23:26,209 There is no danger. Don't worry. 708 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:30,129 It was my fault too. 709 01:23:30,798 --> 01:23:35,510 -Nice pattern. - Thanks, I've done it myself. 710 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:41,140 -Is that a peephole? -Yes. 711 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:46,145 It's a long story. The neighbor has moved. It's calm. 712 01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:51,651 - We have the place to ourselves. -Good. 713 01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:46,039