1 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:33,720 (DRUMS: ROCK BEAT) 2 00:00:36,723 --> 00:00:40,359 Like, wow. Like, crap. Last year I was a high school brat. 3 00:00:40,359 --> 00:00:43,329 But now I'm here. Hope I'm the one you pick to cheer! 4 00:00:43,329 --> 00:00:46,165 Fantastic! I'm sorry. What? 5 00:00:46,165 --> 00:00:49,769 Oh, nothing. Don't let me slow you down. It's just... Well, you're a surprise. 6 00:00:49,769 --> 00:00:52,639 How do you mean? You have great spirit. 7 00:00:52,639 --> 00:00:54,707 But just a tad more volume, if you would. 8 00:00:54,707 --> 00:00:57,644 I apologize. Continue. 9 00:00:57,644 --> 00:01:01,648 Like, whoo. Like, whee. I'm at the university. 10 00:01:01,648 --> 00:01:05,117 I'm psyched. I'm here. Hope I'm the one you choose to cheer. 11 00:01:05,117 --> 00:01:08,821 I yell real loud and make the Stingers super proud! 12 00:01:09,321 --> 00:01:11,624 Brilliant! 13 00:01:11,624 --> 00:01:14,661 My dear, you are wonderful... cheer genius personified. 14 00:01:14,661 --> 00:01:15,995 A real individual. 15 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:20,166 I'm joking, you spaz! 16 00:01:20,166 --> 00:01:23,069 Pardon me? That was a cheer? 17 00:01:23,069 --> 00:01:27,139 That was the most boring, unoriginal, biggest piece of crap I've ever seen! 18 00:01:27,139 --> 00:01:28,741 You suck! (GASPS) 19 00:01:29,976 --> 00:01:33,179 (CACKLING) (WHIMPERING) 20 00:01:33,179 --> 00:01:35,081 (CACKLING CONTINUES) (SCREAMING) 21 00:01:38,651 --> 00:01:42,021 Mom, where are we? Where are you, dear? 22 00:01:42,021 --> 00:01:44,891 You finally made it. You're in college. 23 00:01:47,126 --> 00:01:48,695 (CHATTERING) 24 00:01:49,729 --> 00:01:50,830 Oh, man! 25 00:01:51,230 --> 00:01:52,431 (TECHNO) 26 00:01:52,431 --> 00:01:53,800 (HIP-HOP) 27 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,368 C-Come on The big game is just about rockin' 28 00:02:08,047 --> 00:02:12,251 (CHATTERING) 29 00:02:12,251 --> 00:02:15,287 Hi. Can you guys tell me how to get to Bancroft Hall? 30 00:02:15,287 --> 00:02:18,390 Hi. Can you tell me how to get to... 31 00:02:18,390 --> 00:02:19,458 Hi, girls. Can you guys tell me how to get to Bancroft... 32 00:02:19,458 --> 00:02:22,762 Excuse me! 33 00:02:22,762 --> 00:02:24,330 Hi. It's where some of the cheerleaders are staying. 34 00:02:24,330 --> 00:02:26,833 Um, I'm trying out for the team. 35 00:02:26,833 --> 00:02:28,968 You girls don't cheer, do you? 36 00:02:28,968 --> 00:02:32,038 First of all, it's women, not girls. 37 00:02:32,038 --> 00:02:35,141 Oh. Second, um, we do neo-modern ballet. 38 00:02:35,141 --> 00:02:38,010 We don't wave pom-poms. 39 00:02:38,010 --> 00:02:41,247 And third, we can't direct you to Bancroft Hall, 40 00:02:41,247 --> 00:02:44,250 because Nathaniel Bancroft was a slave owner and an imperialist! 41 00:02:45,918 --> 00:02:49,255 Okay. Thanks. 42 00:02:49,255 --> 00:02:51,390 Appreciate it. 43 00:02:51,390 --> 00:02:53,459 You're not giving up already, are you? Monica! 44 00:02:53,459 --> 00:02:57,396 (BOTH GIGGLING) 45 00:02:57,396 --> 00:02:59,431 First day of college, I'm already saving my roommate. 46 00:02:59,431 --> 00:03:01,433 You did not have to save me. I have been saving... 47 00:03:01,433 --> 00:03:03,135 your butt ever since cheerleader camp. 48 00:03:03,135 --> 00:03:04,737 Have not! 49 00:03:04,737 --> 00:03:07,506 Really? I remember a time... 50 00:03:07,506 --> 00:03:09,942 a spotter was out of position and one of our cheerleaders... 51 00:03:09,942 --> 00:03:12,311 was gonna do a face-plant. 52 00:03:12,311 --> 00:03:14,881 Who was that cheerleader again? Okay. Okay. I get it. 53 00:03:14,881 --> 00:03:17,283 (LAUGHING) I think the score is Monica, two. Whittier, zero. 54 00:03:17,283 --> 00:03:19,986 And... Bancroft Hall is this way. 55 00:03:19,986 --> 00:03:22,922 Did you know that Nathaniel Bancroft was a slave owner... 56 00:03:22,922 --> 00:03:25,457 and an imperialist? Our room has a ceiling fan. 57 00:03:27,259 --> 00:03:31,097 MAN: As well as paint balloons, panty trees, 58 00:03:31,097 --> 00:03:34,500 super-gluing faculty doors, releasing lab animals... 59 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:37,970 and most important, I'd like to remind you... 60 00:03:37,970 --> 00:03:39,505 that if you must... 61 00:03:39,505 --> 00:03:41,874 urinate, 62 00:03:41,874 --> 00:03:44,076 please... do it in a toilet. 63 00:03:45,444 --> 00:03:49,782 Do not... I repeat... Do not urinate... 64 00:03:49,782 --> 00:03:52,885 on an original manuscript of The Canterbury Tales... 65 00:03:52,885 --> 00:03:55,922 located in the school library. 66 00:03:55,922 --> 00:03:58,224 You writing this down? You'd think I wouldn't have to say that. 67 00:03:58,224 --> 00:04:01,060 The Nutcracker is a patriarchal ballet. 68 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:04,296 Okay? The only good thing in The Nutcracker are the rats, and they die. 69 00:04:04,296 --> 00:04:06,032 (GRUNTING) 70 00:04:08,267 --> 00:04:12,371 Shakespeare. Hamlet? (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY) 71 00:04:12,371 --> 00:04:14,440 "Euripidie..." Euri... Eur... 72 00:04:15,975 --> 00:04:18,244 Euripides. 73 00:04:18,244 --> 00:04:21,480 Lastly, we hope you take advantage of the many extracurriculars... 74 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,515 here at the university. 75 00:04:23,515 --> 00:04:26,418 Although I must report we've had to cut funding... 76 00:04:26,418 --> 00:04:29,321 to some of the more non-essential programs... 77 00:04:29,321 --> 00:04:32,825 on campus such as the martial arts club, 78 00:04:32,825 --> 00:04:35,928 the ballet society... (GASPS) Wha... 79 00:04:35,928 --> 00:04:38,397 and the entire musical theater department. 80 00:04:38,397 --> 00:04:40,299 MAN: That's a worthwhile program! 81 00:04:40,299 --> 00:04:46,438 Fortunately, we haven't had to cut any money from our two prized programs... 82 00:04:46,438 --> 00:04:48,240 the football team... That's right! (BARKING) 83 00:04:50,009 --> 00:04:53,545 Yeah! and... your seven-time... 84 00:04:53,545 --> 00:04:57,984 defending collegiate champion Stinger cheerleading squad! 85 00:04:57,984 --> 00:04:59,151 Yea! Let's hear it for our heroes! 86 00:05:05,091 --> 00:05:08,160 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 87 00:05:13,299 --> 00:05:16,335 STUDENTS: (CHANTING) Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 88 00:05:16,335 --> 00:05:20,072 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 89 00:05:20,072 --> 00:05:25,611 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 90 00:05:25,611 --> 00:05:28,180 Hey, everybody! I'm Tina Hammersmith! 91 00:05:28,180 --> 00:05:30,349 (EXCITED SQUEAL) 92 00:05:30,349 --> 00:05:32,418 Y'all ready to rock the body electric? 93 00:05:32,418 --> 00:05:36,288 Ahhh! Let's get this party started! 94 00:05:36,288 --> 00:05:37,957 Five, six, seven, eight! 95 00:05:37,957 --> 00:05:40,059 (TECHNO POP) 96 00:06:10,222 --> 00:06:11,323 GIRL: Whoo! 97 00:06:15,394 --> 00:06:18,664 GIRL: Yeah! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! You go, girl! 98 00:06:18,664 --> 00:06:20,599 CHEERLEADERS: Two, three, four... 99 00:06:20,599 --> 00:06:24,403 Stingers in the house! We're on the attack! 100 00:06:24,403 --> 00:06:27,006 That's right! Got no extra fat! 101 00:06:27,006 --> 00:06:29,441 We don't eat Big Macs! It's gross! 102 00:06:29,441 --> 00:06:33,212 Step to us! You might get smacked! TINA: Whacked! 103 00:06:33,212 --> 00:06:36,682 We got more game than the man they call Shaq! 104 00:06:36,682 --> 00:06:40,652 The moonwalk! The twist! The shake and bake! The what? 105 00:06:40,652 --> 00:06:44,056 We can do it all right here at State! 106 00:06:44,056 --> 00:06:47,393 Strap yourself in so your mind won't blow! 107 00:06:47,393 --> 00:06:50,162 Sit back, relax and enjoy the show! 108 00:06:56,969 --> 00:06:58,570 What's wrong with you people? Stop it! 109 00:07:03,742 --> 00:07:06,112 Yeah! Stingers! 110 00:07:06,112 --> 00:07:09,115 This is terrible. What do you mean "terrible"? 111 00:07:09,115 --> 00:07:12,284 They're perfect. I know. That's what's terrible. 112 00:07:12,284 --> 00:07:14,586 They are perfect. 113 00:07:14,586 --> 00:07:18,224 Speaking of perfect. You ever checked out your own ass? 114 00:07:18,224 --> 00:07:20,392 Whoa! Gross! 115 00:07:20,392 --> 00:07:23,229 Just pay him no mind. No. No. I think we should pay him mind. 116 00:07:23,229 --> 00:07:26,565 I mean, this... this man has a lot to say. I do. 117 00:07:26,565 --> 00:07:29,235 I have a lot to say. He's a unique individual. 118 00:07:29,235 --> 00:07:32,404 Very unique individual. With his own thoughts and ideas. 119 00:07:32,404 --> 00:07:35,407 My own thoughts. My own ideas. 120 00:07:35,407 --> 00:07:38,310 Who would never make a fool of himself. Never ever... 121 00:07:38,310 --> 00:07:41,413 make a fool of myself. Even if he was blindly mimicking whatever I said. 122 00:07:41,413 --> 00:07:42,648 Even if I was blindly... (LAUGHS) 123 00:07:46,652 --> 00:07:49,488 Hey, punk. Be watchin' you. 124 00:07:52,091 --> 00:07:53,259 Smart guy. 125 00:07:55,327 --> 00:07:57,229 Thank you. No problem. 126 00:08:05,671 --> 00:08:08,640 Belly ring? No belly ring? 127 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,542 It's a cheerleading tryout. They're going to be looking at your moves, 128 00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:13,312 not your body jewelry. Oh, I know. 129 00:08:13,312 --> 00:08:16,382 But here's my theory: if they concentrate on my belly, 130 00:08:16,382 --> 00:08:18,684 they won't recognize if I mess up on my back handsprings. 131 00:08:18,684 --> 00:08:21,520 Whit, you're not gonna mess up. I've seen your cheer skills. 132 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,589 They're for real. 133 00:08:23,589 --> 00:08:25,391 Maybe for high school, but this is college. 134 00:08:25,391 --> 00:08:28,127 And in college you have to be the poo. 135 00:08:28,127 --> 00:08:31,163 Well, that shaggy boy at orientation sure thought you were the poo. 136 00:08:31,163 --> 00:08:34,100 (GIGGLES) He was all on you like ugly on an Osbourne. 137 00:08:35,101 --> 00:08:36,268 Him? 138 00:08:38,404 --> 00:08:39,305 You think? 139 00:08:41,273 --> 00:08:42,441 He did smile at me. 140 00:08:42,441 --> 00:08:45,277 Mm-hmm. 141 00:08:45,277 --> 00:08:48,314 But I can't lose my concentration. I've really got to focus on tomorrow. 142 00:08:48,314 --> 00:08:50,216 I got to work on my cheer moves. Hit it, girl. 143 00:08:50,216 --> 00:08:52,118 (ROCK) 144 00:08:55,654 --> 00:08:57,256 (GIGGLING) 145 00:09:02,828 --> 00:09:06,232 Before we begin, I want you to know that just by trying out today, 146 00:09:06,232 --> 00:09:08,600 you're already a winner. (GIGGLING) 147 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:11,370 Unless, of course, you get cut. In which case, 148 00:09:11,370 --> 00:09:12,738 technically you're a loser. (CLEARS THROAT) 149 00:09:14,140 --> 00:09:16,675 (CAMERA WHIRS) So, go for it. 150 00:09:16,675 --> 00:09:18,477 Okay, I'll start with a simple aerial. 151 00:09:18,477 --> 00:09:22,381 No, I was thinking more of a front handspring, 152 00:09:22,381 --> 00:09:25,217 back handspring, front handspring, 153 00:09:25,217 --> 00:09:27,586 back handspring, back handspring, 154 00:09:27,586 --> 00:09:29,821 front handspring, back handspring... 155 00:09:29,821 --> 00:09:34,226 Okay! Give me an "S-S." Give me a "T-R." Err! 156 00:09:34,226 --> 00:09:36,162 (MAN RAPPING) 157 00:09:36,162 --> 00:09:37,429 (INDISTINCT) 158 00:09:44,736 --> 00:09:46,472 (RAPPING CONTINUES) 159 00:10:08,327 --> 00:10:11,430 That was awesome. So, do you got any good cheers? 160 00:10:11,430 --> 00:10:13,865 I got something for ya. I got a little shout out. You got a what? 161 00:10:13,865 --> 00:10:18,204 I got to give a shout out to all my people, baby! Whoo! 162 00:10:18,204 --> 00:10:20,639 I'm flossin'! You can't see me. I got the ice. 163 00:10:20,639 --> 00:10:23,675 It's just blindin' ya! Peace, and I'm out! 164 00:10:23,675 --> 00:10:26,845 Back handspring, front handspring, cartwheel, back handspring, cartwheel... 165 00:10:26,845 --> 00:10:28,880 (CONTINUES) 166 00:10:41,927 --> 00:10:44,896 Give me an "S-S". Give me a "T-R". 167 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:47,866 I just screwed up again! Dang it! I can't believe it! No! 168 00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:52,271 Just kill me right now! Bam! Haha! Please? 169 00:10:52,271 --> 00:10:55,607 Front handspring, cartwheel, back handspring, back handspring, cartwheel... 170 00:10:55,607 --> 00:10:56,642 Ooh. 171 00:10:59,478 --> 00:11:01,647 Ohh, yeah! Oh, my God. 172 00:11:01,647 --> 00:11:02,781 Thanks for coming. 173 00:11:07,353 --> 00:11:09,988 (CAMERA WHIRS) 174 00:11:09,988 --> 00:11:12,624 And lastly, Smith, comma, Whittier. 175 00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:15,494 Okay. So... Wait. 176 00:11:16,595 --> 00:11:18,497 What is it? That thing. 177 00:11:18,497 --> 00:11:21,267 That shiny offensive thing... midsection. 178 00:11:21,267 --> 00:11:23,302 Oh, that's my belly ring. Lose it immediately. 179 00:11:24,336 --> 00:11:26,472 Okay. Sorry. (SCOFFS) 180 00:11:33,812 --> 00:11:35,314 (RING RATTLES) 181 00:11:35,314 --> 00:11:36,448 (ROLLS ACROSS FLOOR) 182 00:11:36,448 --> 00:11:37,249 WHITTIER: Okay. 183 00:11:40,419 --> 00:11:41,820 Um. (CLATTERING) 184 00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:45,691 Okay. Are you ready? How about, are you ready? 185 00:11:48,694 --> 00:11:49,695 I think so. 186 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:52,998 Here I go! Hit it! 187 00:11:52,998 --> 00:11:54,433 (UP-TEMPO SCRATCH MIX) 188 00:12:09,748 --> 00:12:10,749 (PANTING) 189 00:12:12,551 --> 00:12:14,853 How's that? Thank you. 190 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:27,065 WOMAN: Sheila. TINA: Too fat. 191 00:12:27,065 --> 00:12:28,834 Kenny. Too dorky. 192 00:12:28,834 --> 00:12:31,403 Brenda. TOGETHER: Psycho! 193 00:12:31,403 --> 00:12:33,505 Cindy. Snaggletooth. 194 00:12:33,505 --> 00:12:34,940 Carol-Ann. Eczema. 195 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:36,007 It's called lotion. 196 00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:38,009 Theo. Too gay! 197 00:12:38,009 --> 00:12:39,678 Patrick? Not gay enough. 198 00:12:40,912 --> 00:12:42,648 (CHUCKLES) And finally, Whittier. 199 00:12:46,685 --> 00:12:50,322 She's okay. Okay? Marni, she's future head cheerleader material. 200 00:12:50,322 --> 00:12:54,693 Memo, pink ink, we already have our future head cheerleader. Hi. 201 00:12:54,693 --> 00:12:56,628 (CHUCKLES) The only difference being, she's cute. 202 00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:02,000 Yeah, she's cute the way a smushed-up bug is cute. 203 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,836 Oh, and excuse me. Did you see her blond hair? 204 00:13:04,836 --> 00:13:07,573 So fake! (SCOFFS) 205 00:13:07,573 --> 00:13:10,476 Well, if that's not the pot calling the kettle blond. 206 00:13:10,476 --> 00:13:13,912 Ohh! I was... I was born with dark roots. 207 00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:16,415 Mm-hmm. 208 00:13:16,415 --> 00:13:17,649 Well, anyway, I'd be all over her. 209 00:13:21,987 --> 00:13:24,523 You know, if she had a schwinger. Maybe she does. 210 00:13:24,523 --> 00:13:26,725 TINA: Enough! 211 00:13:26,725 --> 00:13:29,361 You two bitches can catfight all night, but I'm the one that makes the decisions. 212 00:13:30,529 --> 00:13:32,564 Until I do... you're dismissed. 213 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,767 Leave me. 214 00:13:38,870 --> 00:13:40,439 Ow! (COUGHS) 215 00:13:46,612 --> 00:13:50,849 No time for rest, cherub. Dean Sebastian. 216 00:13:50,849 --> 00:13:54,119 I didn't know you were here. I've been here six hours. 217 00:13:54,119 --> 00:13:57,623 Saw every last peppy pigtail that passed through this place. 218 00:13:57,623 --> 00:13:59,425 Pretty ugly, huh? (CHUCKLES) Some were ugly. 219 00:14:00,025 --> 00:14:01,993 Some were hideous. 220 00:14:01,993 --> 00:14:05,163 While others were sublime. 221 00:14:05,163 --> 00:14:07,666 I'm talking about State's next head cheerleader. 222 00:14:07,666 --> 00:14:09,968 Smith, comma, Whittier. 223 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:13,672 Whittier can't be head cheerleader next year. 224 00:14:13,672 --> 00:14:16,842 She's just a freshman. She's just good is what she is. 225 00:14:16,842 --> 00:14:19,044 But the head cheerleader spot is reserved for Marni. 226 00:14:19,044 --> 00:14:22,147 Tina! The State cheerleading squad has won... 227 00:14:22,147 --> 00:14:25,083 seven consecutive national titles, 228 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,919 which over that time has tripled alumni donations... 229 00:14:27,919 --> 00:14:29,988 and allowed me the life to which I am accustomed. 230 00:14:31,690 --> 00:14:35,126 Just last year, I upgraded... 231 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:37,963 from an '88 Jetta to a 2003 Passat. 232 00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:40,499 Wow. I'm not about to throw all that away... 233 00:14:40,499 --> 00:14:44,169 over some brown-nosing mediocrity named Marni. 234 00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:46,872 Whittier might have what it takes, but she's awfully raw. 235 00:14:48,106 --> 00:14:51,943 That, dear, is why you must mold her. 236 00:14:51,943 --> 00:14:54,580 Shape her. Twist her like Silly Putty. 237 00:14:56,114 --> 00:14:58,950 If you make her half as great as you are, 238 00:14:58,950 --> 00:15:01,052 the national title will stay here for years to come. 239 00:15:03,088 --> 00:15:05,591 Remember the school motto... Whatever it takes. 240 00:15:05,591 --> 00:15:07,158 I can't hear you. (STAMPS FLOOR) 241 00:15:07,158 --> 00:15:08,159 Whatever it takes! 242 00:15:16,702 --> 00:15:17,869 Welcome to the team. 243 00:15:17,869 --> 00:15:19,137 (WHITTIER SQUEALING) 244 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:20,205 Welcome to the team. 245 00:15:20,205 --> 00:15:22,508 (GIRLS SQUEALING) 246 00:15:22,508 --> 00:15:24,943 Welcome to the... Oh, uh, this is a size four. 247 00:15:24,943 --> 00:15:26,945 Is that gonna be too small for you? Kidding! 248 00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:28,446 Kidding! Get outta here. 249 00:15:30,582 --> 00:15:32,050 Welcome to the team. 250 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,084 Wait! This isn't a uniform. 251 00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:34,686 These are towels. 252 00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:36,688 You're very perceptive, aren't you? 253 00:15:36,688 --> 00:15:39,591 But aren't I on the team? 254 00:15:39,591 --> 00:15:41,026 Of course you're on the team. As a towel girl. 255 00:15:41,893 --> 00:15:43,461 It's an honor. 256 00:15:44,563 --> 00:15:46,131 How is it an honor? 257 00:15:46,131 --> 00:15:48,199 (INCREDULOUS CHUCKLE) 258 00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:52,203 Say there is no towel girl. Say Greg hoists Tina up into a cupie, 259 00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:56,274 and there is no one to towel off his sweaty hands. 260 00:15:56,274 --> 00:15:59,911 Tina slips. Tina falls and... and lands on her spinal cord, 261 00:15:59,911 --> 00:16:02,614 and she spends the rest of her life doing watercolors with her teeth. 262 00:16:04,816 --> 00:16:06,518 Do you want that to happen? 263 00:16:06,518 --> 00:16:07,886 I guess not. 264 00:16:07,886 --> 00:16:08,787 Hmm. 265 00:16:10,556 --> 00:16:11,590 I didn't think so. 266 00:16:12,591 --> 00:16:15,093 (CHATTERING) 267 00:16:15,093 --> 00:16:16,862 Man, these colors are hype! 268 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:19,030 I am never taking this off. 269 00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:20,899 Even after you're dead in the ground? Totally. 270 00:16:20,899 --> 00:16:22,267 (BOTH LAUGHING) (LOCKER DOOR SLAMS) 271 00:16:22,267 --> 00:16:25,904 Congratulations, my little pumpkins. 272 00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:30,208 You have now joined the best of the best of the best. 273 00:16:30,208 --> 00:16:33,078 Here's Marni with some light reading. 274 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:36,047 Now, study those rule books and wear those uniforms with pride. 275 00:16:37,716 --> 00:16:40,619 People have given their ankles, 276 00:16:40,619 --> 00:16:42,721 ligaments, collarbones... 277 00:16:44,690 --> 00:16:48,794 in service to those very uniforms you have on your taut little bodies. 278 00:16:48,794 --> 00:16:51,162 'Cause from here on out you must be the "bomb diggity." 279 00:16:52,798 --> 00:16:55,734 You must eat leaner, train meaner, jump higher, 280 00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:59,605 yell louder and out-pep anyone who stands in your way. 281 00:16:59,605 --> 00:17:02,941 You must brush better, floss better, lather, rinse and repeat better... 282 00:17:02,941 --> 00:17:06,011 In other words, you must be better in every aspect of your life. 283 00:17:08,013 --> 00:17:08,880 Are you ready for all that? 284 00:17:11,216 --> 00:17:12,884 Whittier? 285 00:17:12,884 --> 00:17:14,252 Uh. Uh. Uh... 286 00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:22,160 (UP-TEMPO POP ROCK) 287 00:17:27,799 --> 00:17:28,967 I'm gonna catch you guys later. All right. 288 00:17:30,235 --> 00:17:32,003 Is... (CLEARS THROAT) 289 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:33,772 Is everything okay up there? 290 00:17:33,772 --> 00:17:35,841 Again. Four, five, six, seven, eight. 291 00:17:35,841 --> 00:17:37,142 Is everything okay up there? 292 00:17:40,178 --> 00:17:43,048 Hey, you're the orientation guy! 293 00:17:43,048 --> 00:17:45,083 Yeah, Orientation Guy is my given name. 294 00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,618 But, um, it's not my real name. 295 00:17:46,618 --> 00:17:47,653 My friends call me Derek. 296 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,722 Well, hi, Derek. I'm Whittier. 297 00:17:52,390 --> 00:17:54,793 Whittier? I like it. 298 00:17:55,894 --> 00:17:57,128 It's nice. 299 00:17:57,128 --> 00:17:58,163 Thank you. 300 00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:09,274 You want to do something illegal? What? 301 00:18:09,274 --> 00:18:11,042 Do you want to do something illegal? 302 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:12,077 MAN: Shut up! 303 00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:15,013 Uhh. Okay. 304 00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:16,715 Really? 305 00:18:18,116 --> 00:18:19,317 What kind of girl are you? 306 00:18:19,317 --> 00:18:20,919 (LAUGHS) Stop! 307 00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:27,826 Whoa! 308 00:18:27,826 --> 00:18:28,827 (GRUNTS) 309 00:18:30,428 --> 00:18:32,864 No way. No. 310 00:18:32,864 --> 00:18:34,666 You're a cheerleader. You get thrown three stories... 311 00:18:34,666 --> 00:18:36,034 in the air every day. 312 00:18:36,034 --> 00:18:38,036 Tina would kill me if I sprained an ankle. 313 00:18:38,036 --> 00:18:40,005 Who's Tina? Our head cheerleader. 314 00:18:40,005 --> 00:18:42,173 She's got rules against this kind of thing. It's all in the manual. 315 00:18:42,173 --> 00:18:43,174 And you've gotta follow the rules. 316 00:18:44,910 --> 00:18:46,277 Well, do you see Tina anywhere around here? 317 00:18:49,014 --> 00:18:50,115 No. 318 00:18:51,416 --> 00:18:53,018 (GIGGLES) 319 00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:55,053 (DEREK GROANING) 320 00:18:55,053 --> 00:18:56,121 WHITTIER: Sorry. Are you okay? 321 00:19:00,025 --> 00:19:01,226 Are we allowed to be in here? 322 00:19:02,928 --> 00:19:05,864 2:00 a.m.'s the only good time to swim. 323 00:19:05,864 --> 00:19:07,065 The rest of the time, I'm working. 324 00:19:07,065 --> 00:19:09,200 Where? 325 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,136 Well, I do work-study in the cafeteria. 326 00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:15,240 Part-time in an audio store. Full-time as a student. 327 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,175 And the rest of the time as a mix-master. 328 00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:18,309 What's a mix-master? 329 00:19:18,309 --> 00:19:20,145 It's a turn-tablist. 330 00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:21,880 What's a turn-tablist? 331 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:22,948 It's a D.J. 332 00:19:22,948 --> 00:19:24,349 I knew that. 333 00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:25,751 (BOTH LAUGHING) 334 00:19:33,992 --> 00:19:37,028 Oh, hey. I'm not into you like that. I... 335 00:19:37,028 --> 00:19:39,097 No, I didn't... I... 336 00:19:40,131 --> 00:19:41,699 (BOTH LAUGHING) 337 00:19:47,505 --> 00:19:49,307 Well, then I'm leaving. I'm out. Okay. Fine. Fine. 338 00:19:49,307 --> 00:19:50,375 It's over. 339 00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:54,412 Okay. Well, okay... (LAUGHS) 340 00:19:54,412 --> 00:19:55,881 Why do you work so much? 341 00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:57,883 I work so much... 342 00:19:57,883 --> 00:20:00,819 because my dad wouldn't pay my tuition unless I declared premed. 343 00:20:00,819 --> 00:20:02,520 And you didn't want to be a doctor, so... 344 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,454 So, I work. 345 00:20:07,092 --> 00:20:09,127 Well, you know what they say about men who work too hard. 346 00:20:12,163 --> 00:20:16,101 They become tired, boring... 347 00:20:16,101 --> 00:20:19,204 and in the process they lose all their spontaneity. 348 00:20:27,112 --> 00:20:29,014 Derek, are you tired? 349 00:20:30,148 --> 00:20:32,450 No. You're boring! (GIGGLING) 350 00:20:36,788 --> 00:20:37,789 You are boring. 351 00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:39,958 Boring, my ass! (SQUEALS) 352 00:20:54,539 --> 00:20:56,074 Whoo! (LAUGHS) 353 00:20:57,542 --> 00:20:59,577 God, you look great under water. 354 00:20:59,577 --> 00:21:02,047 Well, did I tell you I'm a cheerleader? 355 00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:05,183 (LAUGHS) Yeah. I think we covered that. 356 00:21:05,183 --> 00:21:08,019 Did we talk about your 10,000 part-time jobs? 357 00:21:09,254 --> 00:21:10,889 Yeah. I think a while back. 358 00:21:10,889 --> 00:21:11,990 Oh. 359 00:21:14,993 --> 00:21:18,063 Well, was there anything else that we needed to cover? 360 00:21:18,964 --> 00:21:20,899 Well, there was... 361 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:23,301 one thing I wanted to... 362 00:21:29,607 --> 00:21:30,808 (WHIMPERS) 363 00:21:34,045 --> 00:21:35,180 I gotta go. 364 00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:36,514 Wait, wait, wait. 365 00:21:36,514 --> 00:21:38,516 Don't you want to stay and, 366 00:21:38,516 --> 00:21:41,252 you know, swim a little more? 367 00:21:41,252 --> 00:21:43,421 I think my roommate might be getting worried about me. 368 00:21:43,421 --> 00:21:44,489 Why would she be worried? 369 00:21:46,892 --> 00:21:49,560 Because, you're turning me into a criminal. 370 00:21:54,632 --> 00:21:58,003 Whit... Whittier, I could get hypothermia without you here! 371 00:22:01,973 --> 00:22:03,141 (YELLS) 372 00:22:05,110 --> 00:22:07,212 And five, six, seven, eight! 373 00:22:07,212 --> 00:22:10,548 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 374 00:22:10,548 --> 00:22:12,417 One! Girls, put your hands on your hips. 375 00:22:14,452 --> 00:22:18,123 Suzy, how about suckin' in the arm flab? Thank you. 376 00:22:18,123 --> 00:22:21,192 Claire, sweetie, two eyebrows are better than one. 377 00:22:21,192 --> 00:22:24,395 Think I gave you the memo. Oh, my God! Monica! 378 00:22:24,395 --> 00:22:27,665 Time for some damage control on that ass! 379 00:22:27,665 --> 00:22:29,434 For a minute there, I thought I was looking at a Hefty Bag 380 00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:32,637 full of chili dogs! Ha! 381 00:22:32,637 --> 00:22:35,206 Greg! How about the happy cheer face now, huh? 382 00:22:35,206 --> 00:22:37,608 This is my happy cheer face. 383 00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:39,510 That's not a happy smile! 384 00:22:39,510 --> 00:22:41,612 That's a hate smile. 385 00:22:41,612 --> 00:22:42,680 (WHISPERS) Is it that obvious, bitch? 386 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,082 All right. Pop-off on two. 387 00:22:44,082 --> 00:22:45,951 One, two and... down. 388 00:22:45,951 --> 00:22:47,018 (GRUNTING) 389 00:22:48,219 --> 00:22:49,487 (SNICKERING) 390 00:22:51,056 --> 00:22:52,623 (DRUMS: ROCK BEAT) 391 00:22:52,623 --> 00:22:54,392 TINA: Five, six, seven, eight! 392 00:22:54,392 --> 00:22:57,395 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, again! 393 00:22:57,395 --> 00:23:01,166 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, again! 394 00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:05,403 One, two, three, four... You suck so much, I can't stand you! Again! 395 00:23:05,403 --> 00:23:07,939 Go! Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster! 396 00:23:07,939 --> 00:23:11,276 Come on, you Sasquatch! Let's go! 397 00:23:11,276 --> 00:23:12,978 Come on, Monica! Show me a herkie! Let's see it! 398 00:23:12,978 --> 00:23:14,679 Let's see it! What is that? 399 00:23:14,679 --> 00:23:17,082 Push. Push! (GRUNTING) 400 00:23:17,082 --> 00:23:19,084 (STRAINING) This weight is a car, 401 00:23:19,084 --> 00:23:21,386 and it is pressed on top of your mother! 402 00:23:21,386 --> 00:23:24,122 Lift it off your mom! 403 00:23:24,122 --> 00:23:26,124 (SCREAMING) Lift it off her! Lift it off her! 404 00:23:28,126 --> 00:23:30,361 Too late. She's dead. (WHIMPERS) 405 00:23:30,361 --> 00:23:32,964 TINA: What is this, a bowl of Jell-O I'm looking at? 406 00:23:32,964 --> 00:23:35,600 Whit, that water is not from the French Alps! 407 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,636 Down for 10... And six and seven and eight! 408 00:23:38,636 --> 00:23:42,173 (GRUNTING) (CRIES OUT) 409 00:23:42,173 --> 00:23:45,143 You guys are looking so great today. (CHUCKLES) 410 00:23:45,143 --> 00:23:48,079 I'm just kidding. You look like crap. 411 00:23:48,079 --> 00:23:51,482 All right, Monica and Whittier, get ready for a pop-off on four. 412 00:23:51,482 --> 00:23:52,550 Hey, you wanna do a cradle off the back? 413 00:23:52,550 --> 00:23:53,618 You want to? 414 00:23:53,618 --> 00:23:55,420 Yeah. 415 00:23:55,420 --> 00:23:59,390 Ready? One, two, three, four. 416 00:24:01,126 --> 00:24:02,327 (GIGGLING) 417 00:24:02,327 --> 00:24:05,263 What the hell was that? 418 00:24:05,263 --> 00:24:09,100 I asked for a simple pop-off! Was that a simple pop-off? 419 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:12,137 I'm very curious to know, Monica. 420 00:24:12,137 --> 00:24:15,206 Was that or was that not a pop-off? 421 00:24:15,206 --> 00:24:17,608 Settle down, Tina. We were giving the routine a little flavor, 422 00:24:17,608 --> 00:24:18,576 a little individuality. 423 00:24:20,211 --> 00:24:25,150 A little flavor? A little individuality? 424 00:24:25,150 --> 00:24:28,586 (LAUGHS) Missy, you are no longer an individual. 425 00:24:28,586 --> 00:24:32,523 All right? You are a very small, little minute part... 426 00:24:32,523 --> 00:24:35,226 of a very big-ass machine! 427 00:24:35,226 --> 00:24:36,327 And that machine has my name on it. You got it? 428 00:24:38,596 --> 00:24:39,630 We're sorry. 429 00:24:40,798 --> 00:24:42,700 Not good enough, Whittier. 430 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:45,070 Meet me in my office. 0800 431 00:24:47,038 --> 00:24:47,705 Is that the address? 432 00:24:52,143 --> 00:24:53,544 She's waiting for you. Come on, this way. 433 00:25:02,053 --> 00:25:04,422 Tina, I'm really sorry about what happened in practice. 434 00:25:04,422 --> 00:25:05,356 Shut the door. 435 00:25:10,561 --> 00:25:13,364 Did you know that, um, 436 00:25:13,364 --> 00:25:15,800 George W. Bush was a cheerleader in college? 437 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,136 Actually, I did. 438 00:25:18,136 --> 00:25:21,372 Ronald Reagan was also a cheerleader. So was Dwight D. Eisenhower. 439 00:25:21,372 --> 00:25:24,809 The three greatest presidents of the last 200 years... 440 00:25:24,809 --> 00:25:26,811 all cheerleaders. 441 00:25:26,811 --> 00:25:28,646 Was Ronald Reagan really one of the top three? 442 00:25:28,646 --> 00:25:31,349 Top 40. My point is this. 443 00:25:31,349 --> 00:25:33,518 From great cheerleaders come even greater leaders. 444 00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:36,821 You may be a great cheerleader, Whittier, 445 00:25:36,821 --> 00:25:38,423 but you are not a great leader. 446 00:25:38,423 --> 00:25:40,491 I know, and I'm really trying hard. 447 00:25:40,491 --> 00:25:41,592 See these portraits on the wall? 448 00:25:43,461 --> 00:25:48,666 A 98-year tradition of cheerleading excellence at CSC. 449 00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:53,104 Starting back with the remarkable Margaret Whiting in 1938. 450 00:25:53,871 --> 00:25:55,273 What's she doing? 451 00:25:55,706 --> 00:25:57,775 An arabesque. 452 00:25:57,775 --> 00:25:59,844 You can't tell under the hoopskirt. 453 00:25:59,844 --> 00:26:03,181 All the way up to the fantastic Hammersmith dynasty of today. 454 00:26:03,814 --> 00:26:04,815 These are your sisters? 455 00:26:05,616 --> 00:26:07,518 Yep. 456 00:26:07,518 --> 00:26:10,087 They're all part of a grand legacy with no end in sight. 457 00:26:11,556 --> 00:26:13,224 That last empty frame right there is reserved... 458 00:26:13,224 --> 00:26:15,260 for the head cheerleader who will take our place... 459 00:26:15,260 --> 00:26:16,627 our next leader. 460 00:26:16,627 --> 00:26:17,562 Marni. 461 00:26:18,796 --> 00:26:20,631 It could be Marni. (CHUCKLES) 462 00:26:20,631 --> 00:26:22,633 Or it could be Greg. Whoo. 463 00:26:22,633 --> 00:26:24,402 Or as I've been thinking lately, 464 00:26:24,402 --> 00:26:25,870 it could be you. 465 00:26:25,870 --> 00:26:27,505 Yeah, right. 466 00:26:27,505 --> 00:26:28,373 I'm serious, Whittier. 467 00:26:30,375 --> 00:26:32,477 But I completely messed up in practice. 468 00:26:32,477 --> 00:26:36,147 I thought you called me in here to kick me off the team. 469 00:26:36,147 --> 00:26:39,250 Oh, I haven't totally ruled that out yet. 470 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:42,320 I don't know. I just expect more out of you than the others. 471 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:44,422 Certainly more than your friend, Monica. 472 00:26:44,422 --> 00:26:46,391 Monica was just messing around. 473 00:26:46,391 --> 00:26:47,825 Wait till game day. She'll be perfect. 474 00:26:47,825 --> 00:26:51,796 Oh, really? She's gonna be great on game day? Monica is a sinking ship! 475 00:26:51,796 --> 00:26:54,565 To be a great cheerleader you have to make sacrifices. 476 00:26:54,565 --> 00:26:56,201 And I suggest you start with her. 477 00:26:58,169 --> 00:26:59,904 Do you mean not being friends with her? 478 00:26:59,904 --> 00:27:01,372 'Cause we're roommates. 479 00:27:01,372 --> 00:27:02,907 Listen, sweetie. 480 00:27:02,907 --> 00:27:04,942 Being head cheerleader... 481 00:27:04,942 --> 00:27:08,546 is a privilege you should very much want. 482 00:27:08,546 --> 00:27:10,681 I mean, (CHUCKLES) 483 00:27:10,681 --> 00:27:14,319 students have posters of me on their walls. 484 00:27:14,319 --> 00:27:16,787 They pay hundreds of dollars... 485 00:27:16,787 --> 00:27:19,790 320 to be exact... just to get my number. 486 00:27:19,790 --> 00:27:22,193 They raffle off the right to carry my books to class. (LAUGHS) 487 00:27:22,193 --> 00:27:23,027 (CHUCKLING) It's so silly. 488 00:27:24,662 --> 00:27:26,864 Foreign exchange students literally... 489 00:27:26,864 --> 00:27:31,636 beg to do my homework... straight A's. 490 00:27:31,636 --> 00:27:34,572 All this could be yours. You could be the greatest thing on this campus... 491 00:27:35,706 --> 00:27:37,642 the next me. (CHUCKLES) 492 00:27:37,642 --> 00:27:38,909 Whoa. 493 00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:41,579 But I don't know. 494 00:27:41,579 --> 00:27:43,681 It's all a question of how bad you really want it. 495 00:27:43,681 --> 00:27:44,915 I mean, for starters, 496 00:27:44,915 --> 00:27:47,885 you're gonna have to shine at the home opener this weekend. 497 00:27:47,885 --> 00:27:49,854 Literally millions will be watching you. 498 00:27:49,854 --> 00:27:52,757 But most importantly, I will be watching you. 499 00:27:56,594 --> 00:27:57,895 I'm tired now. 500 00:28:08,406 --> 00:28:10,908 Handing out all those towels has made my arms feel like soggy Jell-O. 501 00:28:12,910 --> 00:28:14,779 I'm too tired to point out how dumb that sounds. 502 00:28:14,779 --> 00:28:16,347 Hey, guys. (GASPS) 503 00:28:16,347 --> 00:28:18,249 Hey, Britney Spaz. 504 00:28:18,249 --> 00:28:19,717 (GIGGLES) Why are you so happy? 505 00:28:19,717 --> 00:28:22,853 Didn't Tina just rip you a new... I can't say what. 506 00:28:22,853 --> 00:28:26,524 Actually... and, ladies, please keep this a secret, 507 00:28:26,524 --> 00:28:29,627 Tina told me that if I work really hard... 508 00:28:29,627 --> 00:28:31,296 and I play my cards right, 509 00:28:32,930 --> 00:28:35,833 I could become head cheerleader. 510 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:37,368 Congratulations, Whittier! 511 00:28:37,368 --> 00:28:39,003 Yeah, that's great! 512 00:28:39,003 --> 00:28:40,505 You're not bummed are you? 513 00:28:40,505 --> 00:28:42,907 No. I don't want to be head cheerleader. 514 00:28:42,907 --> 00:28:46,711 I'm just flossin' my moves until I make it as a dancer on J.Lo's next tour. 515 00:28:46,711 --> 00:28:48,413 I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 516 00:28:48,413 --> 00:28:50,748 What? 517 00:28:50,748 --> 00:28:53,651 Tina made a lot of sense in practice the other day. 518 00:28:53,651 --> 00:28:57,455 There is a big difference between individual dance moves and... Oh, my gosh! 519 00:28:57,455 --> 00:28:59,990 What? 520 00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:05,396 There's over 680 calories in that. Not to mention 35 grams of saturated fat. 521 00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:09,334 That must've been a real special talk you had with Tina back there. 522 00:29:09,334 --> 00:29:11,369 Too bad your Jedi mind tricks couldn't fend off the dark side of the force. 523 00:29:13,304 --> 00:29:15,973 Monica, if you want to be the bomb diggity, 524 00:29:15,973 --> 00:29:17,808 you have got to act like the bomb diggity, 525 00:29:17,808 --> 00:29:19,076 and Tina is the bomb diggity! 526 00:29:22,613 --> 00:29:25,350 Did she just say, "bomb diggity" three times in one sentence? 527 00:29:35,092 --> 00:29:37,628 (CROWD CHEERING) 528 00:29:37,628 --> 00:29:40,765 P.A. ANNOUNCER: Your halftime score is Stingers, 17. Willowcrest, nine. 529 00:29:42,967 --> 00:29:45,970 MONICA: No, I'm serious. We're the ones with all the pressure. 530 00:29:45,970 --> 00:29:50,007 Pressure? No, girly, you don't know what real pressure is! 531 00:29:50,007 --> 00:29:53,511 You see, I got to go out there first. Just me. 532 00:29:53,511 --> 00:29:57,382 Solo. And if these 50,000 people don't buy into the whole illusion... 533 00:29:57,382 --> 00:29:59,049 of who I am and what I represent, 534 00:30:00,418 --> 00:30:01,519 you guys are toast! 535 00:30:02,687 --> 00:30:03,954 Aren't you just a big bug? 536 00:30:03,954 --> 00:30:07,358 Correction! I am a hunting wasp... 537 00:30:07,358 --> 00:30:10,060 of the order hymenoptera, with a deadly venomous ovipositor! 538 00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:12,096 Do you know what that is? Well, I'll tell ya! 539 00:30:12,096 --> 00:30:13,864 It's a deadly stinger, bitch! 540 00:30:16,567 --> 00:30:17,602 Bug! 541 00:30:20,938 --> 00:30:23,374 Stay in the zone, Sammy. You stay in the zone. 542 00:30:24,742 --> 00:30:29,079 Chest out! Ponytail, no. Up-do, yes. 543 00:30:29,079 --> 00:30:32,149 Sweetie, no double earrings. You're a State cheerleader, not a State hooker. 544 00:30:32,149 --> 00:30:33,751 (MIMICKING BEATBOX) 545 00:30:35,653 --> 00:30:37,021 Go, go, go, Stingers 546 00:30:37,021 --> 00:30:38,823 (BEATBOX) 547 00:30:38,823 --> 00:30:41,592 Go-go, go-go-go Uh-oh, the Stingers 548 00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:44,429 Remember, Whit. Head cheerleader. 549 00:30:44,429 --> 00:30:46,030 What do you mean "head cheerleader"? 550 00:30:46,030 --> 00:30:47,865 I'm the next head cheerleader. I am! 551 00:30:47,865 --> 00:30:49,967 Focus on the performance. 552 00:30:49,967 --> 00:30:51,602 I am not gonna focus on the performance! Focus! 553 00:30:51,602 --> 00:30:52,937 No, I'm not gonna focus! I won't! 554 00:30:55,573 --> 00:30:58,509 I don't mean that. Please don't hate me! Tina, please don't hate me! 555 00:30:58,509 --> 00:30:59,510 Hey, I don't hate you, Marni. 556 00:30:59,510 --> 00:31:00,611 Shut up! 557 00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:01,979 (BEATBOX) 558 00:31:04,114 --> 00:31:05,450 Sammy 559 00:31:05,450 --> 00:31:06,617 (BEATBOX) 560 00:31:07,618 --> 00:31:08,986 Here comes Sammy 561 00:31:08,986 --> 00:31:10,455 P.A. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, 562 00:31:10,455 --> 00:31:12,757 we ask you to turn your attention to the multi-champion... 563 00:31:12,757 --> 00:31:14,258 Show time. 564 00:31:14,258 --> 00:31:15,993 Stinger cheerleaders and their "Stingtacular" halftime show! 565 00:31:18,563 --> 00:31:23,768 Yeah! Come on! Let's go! 566 00:31:23,768 --> 00:31:26,170 Let's get it on, Stingers! Number one! 567 00:31:26,170 --> 00:31:29,206 Number one! Yeah! 568 00:31:29,206 --> 00:31:32,209 P.A. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Sammy Stinger... 569 00:31:32,209 --> 00:31:35,513 and your Stinger cheerleaders! 570 00:31:35,513 --> 00:31:38,616 Let's go, Stingers! Whoa! 571 00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:54,198 MAN: Hit it! 572 00:31:54,198 --> 00:31:55,766 (TECHNO POP) 573 00:31:57,635 --> 00:32:00,705 Turn the beat back Come on, turn the beat back 574 00:32:00,705 --> 00:32:02,172 Turn the beat back 575 00:32:04,174 --> 00:32:06,143 Come on Turn the beat back 576 00:32:06,143 --> 00:32:08,779 Come on, turn the beat back Turn the beat back 577 00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:23,694 Come on, turn the beat back Come on, turn the beat back Turn the beat back 578 00:32:25,796 --> 00:32:28,633 Free, free Free-free-free 579 00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:29,967 Let's go, Stingers! 580 00:32:31,268 --> 00:32:33,037 (CROWD CHEERING) 581 00:32:48,953 --> 00:32:50,154 ALL: Stingers! (CHEERING) 582 00:32:56,026 --> 00:32:57,862 Let's go, Stingers! 583 00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:05,035 Let's go, Stingers! 584 00:33:05,035 --> 00:33:07,638 ALL: Ohh! Ho-ho! 585 00:33:07,638 --> 00:33:09,106 Go back! Go back! Let's see it again! 586 00:33:10,174 --> 00:33:12,743 Go, Stingers! 587 00:33:12,743 --> 00:33:13,744 (LAUGHING) 588 00:33:15,580 --> 00:33:16,547 One more time. One more time. 589 00:33:16,547 --> 00:33:17,848 Tina, she's here. 590 00:33:20,050 --> 00:33:21,619 Hey, baby. 591 00:33:21,619 --> 00:33:22,920 CROWD: Way to go, Whittier! 592 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,955 MAN: (SHOUTING) Hey, Whittier! 593 00:33:25,790 --> 00:33:26,957 Hi. 594 00:33:26,957 --> 00:33:28,859 Whittier, right? 595 00:33:28,859 --> 00:33:32,162 Jackson. Senior, with the Boxster out front? 596 00:33:32,162 --> 00:33:33,698 I was wondering if... 597 00:33:33,698 --> 00:33:35,165 We just saw the video, and we were like, 598 00:33:35,165 --> 00:33:36,567 "That is the shizzle," and we... 599 00:33:36,567 --> 00:33:38,135 Okay, okay, okay. 600 00:33:38,135 --> 00:33:42,306 You two, hands off. This is my party, my cheerleader. 601 00:33:42,306 --> 00:33:46,010 So, great facial on TV today. 602 00:33:46,010 --> 00:33:48,145 Sticking your tongue out on camera, totally inspired. 603 00:33:48,145 --> 00:33:49,647 You think? 604 00:33:49,647 --> 00:33:51,949 O.M.G, it was T.D.F., F.Y.I. 605 00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:55,886 Whittier, this is Todd. Starting wide receiver, 6'1", 606 00:33:55,886 --> 00:33:58,756 3.2 G.P.A., runs a 4.6 forty. 607 00:33:58,756 --> 00:34:00,124 4.5 forty. 608 00:34:00,124 --> 00:34:02,593 (BOTH LAUGHING) 609 00:34:02,593 --> 00:34:04,995 How ya doin'? Uh, good. (GASPS) 610 00:34:04,995 --> 00:34:06,263 And it just doesn't happen. He said he was a good listener. 611 00:34:06,263 --> 00:34:07,765 Hi, Marni. 612 00:34:07,765 --> 00:34:08,866 Would you like an appetizer? 613 00:34:08,866 --> 00:34:11,001 But he wasn't a good listener. 614 00:34:11,001 --> 00:34:12,202 (MOUTH FULL) (INDISTINCT) 615 00:34:12,202 --> 00:34:13,237 Here. How about a towel? 616 00:34:13,237 --> 00:34:14,672 (CONTINUES) 617 00:34:14,672 --> 00:34:16,006 (INDISTINCT) 618 00:34:16,006 --> 00:34:17,107 (GRUNTS) 619 00:34:17,107 --> 00:34:18,609 I'm sorry! 620 00:34:18,609 --> 00:34:21,011 Sorry. Would you like an appetizer? 621 00:34:21,011 --> 00:34:23,914 This is why I go to the trouble of hosting all these parties. 622 00:34:23,914 --> 00:34:26,083 So guys like you can mingle with girls like you. 623 00:34:26,083 --> 00:34:27,885 So mingle. Blaine! 624 00:34:29,887 --> 00:34:33,323 Eh, really nice touchdown catch today. 625 00:34:33,323 --> 00:34:35,626 Homeboy didn't want to play the rest of the game. 626 00:34:35,626 --> 00:34:38,896 Got taken off on a stretcher. The quarterback's all staring at me. 627 00:34:38,896 --> 00:34:41,331 I'm like, "Oh, boy, I'm gonna hit you so hard, your mama's gonna feel it!" Right? 628 00:34:41,331 --> 00:34:42,767 We broke from the huddle... 629 00:34:42,767 --> 00:34:44,669 Hi, Whittier. Would you like an appetizer? 630 00:34:44,669 --> 00:34:45,703 I'm okay. Thank you. 631 00:34:45,703 --> 00:34:47,204 How about a towel? 632 00:34:47,204 --> 00:34:48,906 Then they motioned into a slot. 633 00:34:48,906 --> 00:34:50,808 That's when I knew the running back... 634 00:34:50,808 --> 00:34:53,343 was gonna do an up-and-under pattern behind the linebacker. And he's... 635 00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:55,680 You know, that's... great, really. 636 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,782 Do you mind if for the next minute... 637 00:34:57,782 --> 00:35:00,150 we talk about something other than football? 638 00:35:00,150 --> 00:35:03,220 Uh, I'm sorry. It's my bad. I'm sorry. 639 00:35:03,220 --> 00:35:04,354 Thanks. 640 00:35:06,356 --> 00:35:09,259 So, Tina, um, 641 00:35:09,259 --> 00:35:10,795 tells me you're a "C" cup. 642 00:35:14,298 --> 00:35:16,834 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 643 00:35:16,834 --> 00:35:18,703 Oh, dude, check out the brunette. Sweet! 644 00:35:18,703 --> 00:35:20,237 Yeah, she's hot. 645 00:35:20,237 --> 00:35:22,272 She was not gonna be head cheerleader. And... 646 00:35:22,272 --> 00:35:24,909 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check out the blond right over there. 647 00:35:24,909 --> 00:35:26,210 Where? Where? The dude right over there. 648 00:35:27,444 --> 00:35:29,146 What do you mean, "dude"? 649 00:35:29,146 --> 00:35:31,015 Hey, you know what? The one with the great legs! 650 00:35:31,015 --> 00:35:32,717 I bet he could leg-press a mule. 651 00:35:34,785 --> 00:35:36,453 Oh, man! 652 00:35:36,453 --> 00:35:37,922 What? 653 00:35:37,922 --> 00:35:38,989 Oh, you... You didn't know? 654 00:35:38,989 --> 00:35:41,325 Listen. 655 00:35:41,325 --> 00:35:44,128 I got nothin' against your kind of people. 656 00:35:44,128 --> 00:35:46,897 It's just football rules. I gotta kick your ass now. 657 00:35:46,897 --> 00:35:48,733 That sounds like a party. 658 00:35:48,733 --> 00:35:50,334 You should know, though, I bench-press 220. 659 00:35:51,902 --> 00:35:54,839 Whatever, dude. 235. 660 00:35:59,343 --> 00:36:01,779 Can we talk? Now? 661 00:36:01,779 --> 00:36:02,379 Pardon us. Thank you. 662 00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:06,717 Yo! Dewey! 663 00:36:07,985 --> 00:36:09,386 Okay, let's blow this joint. 664 00:36:09,386 --> 00:36:11,956 Mon, Mon, Mon. Don't go yet. Whit! 665 00:36:11,956 --> 00:36:13,724 We cheered on national television. This is our coming-out party. 666 00:36:14,391 --> 00:36:17,494 Blue! 667 00:36:17,494 --> 00:36:20,097 Hey, excuse me. Uh, I'm looking for a girl named Whittier. 668 00:36:20,097 --> 00:36:22,132 She's about yea tall. She's blond, super-cute. 669 00:36:22,132 --> 00:36:26,070 Well, look who it is, smart guy. 670 00:36:26,070 --> 00:36:29,273 Why don't you say something smart, smart guy? 671 00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:33,477 Yeah, okay. How about something foreign and exotic like adiós. 672 00:36:33,477 --> 00:36:35,980 Hey, don't. Chill, big guy! 673 00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:37,081 (SCOFFS) 674 00:36:37,081 --> 00:36:40,317 God! 675 00:36:40,317 --> 00:36:43,788 Besides, there are some good people here too, and they're here to celebrate us! 676 00:36:43,788 --> 00:36:46,356 Yeah, they want to celebrate all over us. 677 00:36:46,356 --> 00:36:49,126 (GASPS) Derek! 678 00:36:49,126 --> 00:36:50,928 Hey, Monica. Hi, hottie. 679 00:36:50,928 --> 00:36:52,529 I didn't think you were gonna make it. Yeah. 680 00:36:52,529 --> 00:36:54,231 How'd you get past the goon squad? 681 00:36:54,231 --> 00:36:56,533 Guile, cunning, cowardice. 682 00:36:56,533 --> 00:36:57,768 (CHUCKLES) 683 00:36:57,768 --> 00:36:58,803 (COOS) 684 00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:03,107 You, scruffy boy. 685 00:37:03,107 --> 00:37:06,110 Out. This party is exclusivo. 686 00:37:06,110 --> 00:37:07,812 No, it's okay. He's with me. We're together. 687 00:37:08,512 --> 00:37:10,981 Who's he? 688 00:37:10,981 --> 00:37:12,482 This is Derek. He's a D.J. 689 00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:13,851 (LAUGHS) 690 00:37:15,886 --> 00:37:19,924 There are, like, 10,000 hot varsity football players inside, 691 00:37:19,924 --> 00:37:21,959 and you're snuggling up to a D.J.? 692 00:37:22,526 --> 00:37:24,328 How edgy. 693 00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:26,330 What's wrong with a D.J.? 694 00:37:26,330 --> 00:37:31,068 Honey, oh. There's a logical order to the college universe, 695 00:37:31,068 --> 00:37:33,503 and the sooner you learn it, the better. 696 00:37:33,503 --> 00:37:36,073 See, way up here at the top of the ladder are football players. 697 00:37:36,073 --> 00:37:38,408 Right. They rule. Just underneath them... 698 00:37:38,408 --> 00:37:43,447 are basketball players... smaller biceps but still desirable. 699 00:37:43,447 --> 00:37:46,316 Then, soccer hunks, lacrosse studs, 700 00:37:46,316 --> 00:37:49,920 fraternity presidents... ohh... fraternity keg-masters, 701 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,122 guys with cars with parking passes, guys with cars without parking passes... 702 00:37:52,122 --> 00:37:53,958 kind of a waste of time... 703 00:37:53,958 --> 00:37:54,925 MAN: Love your dress, Tina! Black Student Union activists... 704 00:37:54,925 --> 00:37:57,361 Hey!... Bruce Lee fan clubbers, 705 00:37:57,361 --> 00:38:01,365 lit-mag squares, pep-band dorks, um, film society toads, 706 00:38:01,365 --> 00:38:03,968 campus ministers, school mascots... 707 00:38:03,968 --> 00:38:07,872 and then, God, all the way at the bottom... 708 00:38:07,872 --> 00:38:09,874 are campus D.J.'s. 709 00:38:09,874 --> 00:38:12,542 One spot above cafeteria workers. 710 00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:14,979 Actually, I work at the cafeteria too. 711 00:38:14,979 --> 00:38:16,146 Oh, do you? 712 00:38:16,146 --> 00:38:19,583 Tsk. That's hopeless. 713 00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:24,454 Listen, Whit. Remember our little "discush" the other day? 714 00:38:24,454 --> 00:38:27,424 You have to decide, are you with us... 715 00:38:27,424 --> 00:38:28,859 or are you with him? 716 00:38:40,137 --> 00:38:43,040 I'm sorry. 717 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,176 Derek, I... 718 00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:55,219 Oh, I get it. Yeah. 719 00:38:56,553 --> 00:38:58,288 Oops. But... I'll call you! 720 00:39:02,426 --> 00:39:04,929 I can't believe you just did that! 721 00:39:04,929 --> 00:39:08,398 Oh, she did the right thing. She stuck with the winners. 722 00:39:08,398 --> 00:39:11,101 Excuse me? You think you're a winner because you got a bunch of idiots... 723 00:39:11,101 --> 00:39:12,402 up your bomb diggity butt? 724 00:39:13,437 --> 00:39:14,871 Excuse me? 725 00:39:22,112 --> 00:39:23,213 Whittier! 726 00:39:24,348 --> 00:39:26,050 Are you coming? Yeah. 727 00:39:28,185 --> 00:39:30,187 TINA: What are you looking at? 728 00:39:30,187 --> 00:39:31,188 WOMAN: What's her problem? MAN: Drama queen. 729 00:39:34,158 --> 00:39:36,927 So Doc says if I sprain my hip-flexor one more time, I can kiss my herkie good-bye. 730 00:39:38,262 --> 00:39:39,629 Hey, you guys. Hey. 731 00:39:41,198 --> 00:39:42,432 Greg, can you help me stretch my hamstrings? 732 00:39:42,432 --> 00:39:43,500 Yeah. 733 00:39:44,701 --> 00:39:45,669 (SNAPPING FINGERS) 734 00:39:48,105 --> 00:39:49,106 Look, about the party... On your feet. 735 00:39:50,074 --> 00:39:51,275 Practice has started. 736 00:39:56,313 --> 00:40:00,217 Today we're gonna work on manners and respect. 737 00:40:00,217 --> 00:40:05,389 Because some of you don't know how to behave at a team function. 738 00:40:05,389 --> 00:40:09,659 Some of you don't show proper manners to a head cheerleader. 739 00:40:09,659 --> 00:40:12,997 Some of you don't show respect to the concept of team unity. 740 00:40:12,997 --> 00:40:14,431 Come on. 741 00:40:14,431 --> 00:40:16,500 Oh, good! Monica. 742 00:40:17,567 --> 00:40:18,668 We'll start with you. 743 00:40:20,637 --> 00:40:22,606 WOMAN: Here we go. What do you got? 744 00:40:22,606 --> 00:40:25,075 Front handspring round-off, back handspring toe touch. 745 00:40:26,410 --> 00:40:28,378 (SYNTHESIZED POP) 746 00:40:36,586 --> 00:40:38,122 Stop the music! (STOPS) 747 00:40:38,122 --> 00:40:39,156 Is that all you got? 748 00:40:41,625 --> 00:40:43,527 And again! (RESUMES) 749 00:40:43,527 --> 00:40:45,695 Round-off back handspring, back tuck. 750 00:40:55,605 --> 00:40:57,241 Music stop! (STOPS) 751 00:40:57,241 --> 00:40:58,275 And again! 752 00:40:58,708 --> 00:41:00,177 Herkie! 753 00:41:01,211 --> 00:41:03,547 Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! 754 00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,749 Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! 755 00:41:05,749 --> 00:41:07,751 (MONICA GROANS) Herkie! Herkie! Herkie! No one touch her! 756 00:41:07,751 --> 00:41:08,985 (STOPS) 757 00:41:11,388 --> 00:41:14,624 I'm not done yet, Monica! To be a real cheerleader... 758 00:41:14,624 --> 00:41:16,126 Tina, give it a rest. 759 00:41:16,126 --> 00:41:17,327 Not now, Greg! 760 00:41:17,327 --> 00:41:18,128 I said give it a rest! 761 00:41:22,166 --> 00:41:25,335 (EXHALES) Okay. All right. 762 00:41:28,105 --> 00:41:30,274 (SIGHS) You're right. I should... I should... I should give it a rest. 763 00:41:31,675 --> 00:41:33,143 Whittier, call out the steps. 764 00:41:33,143 --> 00:41:34,044 What, me? 765 00:41:35,212 --> 00:41:37,447 You heard me. That's what leaders do. 766 00:41:37,447 --> 00:41:39,616 But Monica... Call out the steps. 767 00:41:41,451 --> 00:41:43,353 Call them out! 768 00:41:43,353 --> 00:41:44,754 No! 769 00:41:44,754 --> 00:41:46,723 Listen, freshman. 770 00:41:46,723 --> 00:41:49,126 I put you in that uniform, and I can take you right out of it! 771 00:41:49,126 --> 00:41:50,327 Call the steps, or you're off the team. 772 00:41:52,629 --> 00:41:54,398 Then I'm off the team. 773 00:41:54,398 --> 00:41:56,066 Wh-What? 774 00:41:56,066 --> 00:41:57,634 (NERVOUS GIGGLE) You heard me. I quit! 775 00:41:58,768 --> 00:42:00,237 I quit too. 776 00:42:00,237 --> 00:42:03,140 That's right. I quit too. 777 00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:05,175 Greg, you'll lose your cheerleading scholarship. 778 00:42:05,175 --> 00:42:07,511 That's right! I'm stayin' here, 779 00:42:07,511 --> 00:42:08,678 but under a cloud of shame. 780 00:42:11,381 --> 00:42:12,549 Tina. 781 00:42:15,819 --> 00:42:19,289 You can have this back because it's supposed to show team spirit. 782 00:42:19,289 --> 00:42:20,624 It's supposed to make us feel proud, 783 00:42:20,624 --> 00:42:23,693 but I just feel guilty and stupid! 784 00:42:23,693 --> 00:42:26,530 So you can have your skirt and your spankies and your top. 785 00:42:26,530 --> 00:42:27,664 I'm out of here! 786 00:42:34,871 --> 00:42:36,673 I need this to get home. I'll bring it back when it's dry-cleaned. 787 00:42:38,275 --> 00:42:39,609 (MOUTHS WORDS) 788 00:42:39,609 --> 00:42:41,478 Bye, Miss Bomb Diggity. 789 00:42:47,217 --> 00:42:49,853 (HUFFS) She'll be back. 790 00:42:51,721 --> 00:42:54,291 She's not coming back! 791 00:42:54,291 --> 00:42:55,159 (SIGHS) 792 00:42:56,226 --> 00:42:58,862 It's only Whittier. 793 00:42:58,862 --> 00:43:00,697 Ice cream... Super Fudge Chunk. 794 00:43:00,697 --> 00:43:02,399 No! Ice cream! 795 00:43:04,601 --> 00:43:05,835 All right! Stupid. 796 00:43:07,637 --> 00:43:09,139 (SPECTATORS YELLING) 797 00:43:09,139 --> 00:43:10,240 (CHEERING) 798 00:43:18,915 --> 00:43:20,317 Hey. Hey. 799 00:43:26,556 --> 00:43:29,693 WOMAN: Run! Run! All right, take home! Take home! 800 00:43:29,693 --> 00:43:31,561 (GROANS) 801 00:43:31,561 --> 00:43:33,730 Our team sucks! 802 00:43:33,730 --> 00:43:34,864 Whittier, quit worrying about the game... 803 00:43:34,864 --> 00:43:36,200 and enjoy the sunshine. 804 00:43:37,201 --> 00:43:39,303 The sun sucks. 805 00:43:39,303 --> 00:43:40,670 Whittier, don't you know that the sun... 806 00:43:40,670 --> 00:43:43,240 is nature's Prozac? 807 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,909 Do you really think the sun is gonna make me feel better... 808 00:43:45,909 --> 00:43:48,412 about giving up the most important thing in my life? 809 00:43:48,412 --> 00:43:51,448 No, but I'm out of real Prozac, so you're gonna have to deal. 810 00:43:51,448 --> 00:43:53,783 I ruined my career as a cheerleader. 811 00:43:53,783 --> 00:43:55,819 I ruined my relationship with Derek. I could've had a boyfriend. 812 00:43:55,819 --> 00:43:58,222 I ruined my entire life! 813 00:44:00,824 --> 00:44:03,360 Yeah, I feel better. 814 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,361 Anyone want to hit the library? 815 00:44:04,361 --> 00:44:05,795 Ooh, I'll go with. 816 00:44:05,795 --> 00:44:07,897 This place is starting to weird me out anyway. 817 00:44:07,897 --> 00:44:10,234 Women's softball... I just don't get it. 818 00:44:11,201 --> 00:44:13,537 (CHUCKLES) Whittier... 819 00:44:19,276 --> 00:44:20,510 It'll be okay. 820 00:44:20,510 --> 00:44:21,578 I know. Thank you. 821 00:44:22,946 --> 00:44:24,348 You'll be fine, girl! 822 00:44:25,949 --> 00:44:27,751 Trust me. 823 00:44:27,751 --> 00:44:30,320 WOMAN: Come on. Let's go, Stingers. 824 00:44:34,558 --> 00:44:35,625 (YELLING) 825 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:36,793 (CHEERING) 826 00:44:38,895 --> 00:44:40,664 (GRUNTS) 827 00:44:40,664 --> 00:44:41,898 WOMAN: Nice job. Nice way to take the base. 828 00:44:42,932 --> 00:44:43,900 WOMAN: Batter up! 829 00:44:44,968 --> 00:44:46,670 (RHYTHMIC HISSING) 830 00:44:53,843 --> 00:44:55,245 (BELL TOLLING IN DISTANCE) 831 00:45:00,484 --> 00:45:02,886 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 832 00:45:02,886 --> 00:45:04,688 We got Stinger spirit. 833 00:45:05,722 --> 00:45:08,558 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 834 00:45:08,558 --> 00:45:11,561 We got Stinger spirit. 835 00:45:11,561 --> 00:45:13,730 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 836 00:45:13,730 --> 00:45:16,466 We got Stinger spirit. 837 00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:18,668 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 838 00:45:18,668 --> 00:45:20,270 We got Stinger spirit. 839 00:45:21,405 --> 00:45:23,840 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 840 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,742 We got Stinger spirit. 841 00:45:25,742 --> 00:45:27,377 (SUBDUED CHEERING) 842 00:45:27,377 --> 00:45:30,947 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. We got Stinger spirit. 843 00:45:30,947 --> 00:45:32,982 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 844 00:45:32,982 --> 00:45:35,519 We got Stinger spirit! 845 00:45:35,519 --> 00:45:37,521 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 846 00:45:37,521 --> 00:45:40,357 What's going on? We got Stinger spirit! 847 00:45:40,357 --> 00:45:42,459 (CLAPPING) Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 848 00:45:42,459 --> 00:45:46,029 We got Stinger spirit. Come on, y'all. Let's hear it! 849 00:45:46,029 --> 00:45:47,997 ALL: We got Stinger spirit! 850 00:45:47,997 --> 00:45:50,634 Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 851 00:45:50,634 --> 00:45:54,471 We got Stinger spirit! Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 852 00:45:54,471 --> 00:45:57,641 We got Stinger spirit. Come on, y'all. Let's hear it. 853 00:45:57,641 --> 00:45:59,275 We got Stinger spirit! 854 00:46:05,715 --> 00:46:07,751 (CHEERING) 855 00:46:07,751 --> 00:46:09,586 WOMAN: Yeah. 856 00:46:09,586 --> 00:46:10,920 (WHISTLE BLOWS) Yes! 857 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,323 Number one! Number one! 858 00:46:13,323 --> 00:46:14,491 (ALL CHEERING) 859 00:46:14,491 --> 00:46:16,760 Let's go, Stingers! Let's go! 860 00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:18,695 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 861 00:46:18,695 --> 00:46:20,864 Those are my girls! Go, Stingers! 862 00:46:26,670 --> 00:46:27,937 MAN: Whoa! Whoa! 863 00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:35,879 Monica! Monica! 864 00:46:38,114 --> 00:46:39,549 I got it! 865 00:46:39,549 --> 00:46:40,750 You got... 866 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,352 You got what? 867 00:46:42,352 --> 00:46:43,553 We're gonna start our own squad. 868 00:46:43,553 --> 00:46:45,422 Oh, shut up. No, no. I'm serious. 869 00:46:45,422 --> 00:46:47,557 Our own squad. New and improved. 870 00:46:47,557 --> 00:46:48,992 Shut up! No. For real! Come on! Let's go! 871 00:46:53,697 --> 00:46:55,965 Are you sure you put the audition time on the flyer? 872 00:46:55,965 --> 00:46:58,001 Yes. 873 00:46:58,001 --> 00:47:00,637 Okay, because it was an hour and a half ago. 874 00:47:00,637 --> 00:47:03,039 I put the time on there. 875 00:47:03,039 --> 00:47:05,442 Okay. Well, what color paper did you use? 876 00:47:05,442 --> 00:47:08,445 I already told you. Lemon yellow. 877 00:47:08,445 --> 00:47:11,147 You should have used wild berry pink. 878 00:47:11,147 --> 00:47:14,050 Wild berry pink always gets people to show up. 879 00:47:14,050 --> 00:47:16,420 Why are you all up in my grille? 880 00:47:16,420 --> 00:47:19,523 Do you see me asking what color markers you used for the big signs? 881 00:47:19,523 --> 00:47:20,957 Black and gold. 882 00:47:20,957 --> 00:47:22,358 With glitter? 883 00:47:23,893 --> 00:47:25,695 No. 884 00:47:25,695 --> 00:47:27,831 Whit, what is a sign without glitter? 885 00:47:27,831 --> 00:47:29,633 That is why nobody showed up! 886 00:47:31,067 --> 00:47:33,002 (DISTANT CHATTERING) Shh. Shh. 887 00:47:33,002 --> 00:47:34,438 (CHATTERING CONTINUES) Do you hear that? 888 00:47:35,505 --> 00:47:36,806 Someone's coming. 889 00:47:47,016 --> 00:47:48,685 You ladies ready for my dope? 890 00:47:53,557 --> 00:47:55,191 I don't know what that was. 891 00:47:55,191 --> 00:47:59,963 Our new-and-improved squad lasted exactly 97 minutes. 892 00:47:59,963 --> 00:48:02,799 Don't give up yet. I mean, maybe we'll find some talent. 893 00:48:02,799 --> 00:48:05,535 Where? All the cheerleaders on campus are already cheerleaders. 894 00:48:05,535 --> 00:48:07,070 Then I don't know. 895 00:48:07,070 --> 00:48:09,005 It's not like we're gonna run into a group of people... 896 00:48:09,005 --> 00:48:11,675 just spontaneously shouting out... cheers. 897 00:48:11,675 --> 00:48:13,176 (PEOPLE SHOUTING CHEERS) 898 00:48:17,481 --> 00:48:18,748 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 899 00:48:18,748 --> 00:48:19,683 Yes! MAN: What do we want? 900 00:48:19,683 --> 00:48:20,984 CROWD: Justice! 901 00:48:20,984 --> 00:48:22,018 When do we want it? 902 00:48:22,018 --> 00:48:23,653 ALL: Now! 903 00:48:23,653 --> 00:48:25,522 MAN: And how will we get it? 904 00:48:25,522 --> 00:48:27,691 By standing outside the dean's office... 905 00:48:27,691 --> 00:48:30,827 (VOICES OVERLAPPING) 906 00:48:30,827 --> 00:48:32,762 Sorry, what? I have no idea what you just said. 907 00:48:32,762 --> 00:48:34,631 Who in the hell are these people? 908 00:48:36,032 --> 00:48:38,234 It's the extracurricular groups... 909 00:48:38,234 --> 00:48:39,869 the ones that lost their practice space when the dean took away their funding. 910 00:48:39,869 --> 00:48:41,104 Justice! 911 00:48:41,104 --> 00:48:43,172 Man, they got jacked. 912 00:48:43,172 --> 00:48:45,208 And how will we get it? 913 00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:46,976 By standing outside the dean's office... 914 00:48:46,976 --> 00:48:48,512 (VOICES OVERLAPPING) 915 00:48:49,579 --> 00:48:50,780 You guys suck. 916 00:48:57,020 --> 00:49:00,857 First of all, I want to thank you guys all for coming here today to this... 917 00:49:00,857 --> 00:49:02,759 What's the word I'm looking for? Hi. 918 00:49:02,759 --> 00:49:03,727 Shit-hole? 919 00:49:04,260 --> 00:49:05,228 Thanks. 920 00:49:07,230 --> 00:49:09,766 It's the only place that we could find to meet. So, anyway... 921 00:49:09,766 --> 00:49:11,234 (INSECT BUZZING) 922 00:49:11,234 --> 00:49:14,170 Today we're starting a new cheerleading club on campus. 923 00:49:14,170 --> 00:49:15,672 Why cheerleading, you say? 924 00:49:15,672 --> 00:49:17,741 Because cheerleading is fun. 925 00:49:17,741 --> 00:49:19,643 And it fosters school spirit. 926 00:49:19,643 --> 00:49:21,077 And it also keeps you... 927 00:49:22,612 --> 00:49:24,247 physically fit. 928 00:49:24,247 --> 00:49:26,249 So, what do you guys say? Are you ready to cheer? 929 00:49:26,249 --> 00:49:27,250 Yeah! 930 00:49:31,187 --> 00:49:33,990 Yes? 931 00:49:33,990 --> 00:49:37,160 Most of my pieces involve anguish... as a theme. 932 00:49:38,862 --> 00:49:40,229 Do you have any cheers about anguish? 933 00:49:43,733 --> 00:49:45,234 Yeah. Yeah. 934 00:49:45,234 --> 00:49:46,936 Well, we have one that goes like this. Ready? 935 00:49:46,936 --> 00:49:48,905 Okay! 936 00:49:48,905 --> 00:49:50,607 BOTH: That's all right! That's okay! 937 00:49:56,813 --> 00:50:00,550 So that one kind of addresses the issue of anguish... kind of. 938 00:50:00,550 --> 00:50:01,985 But other than that, not really. 939 00:50:01,985 --> 00:50:05,221 (CLEARS THROAT) What about soliloquies? 940 00:50:05,221 --> 00:50:06,155 Well, we don't really have... 941 00:50:06,155 --> 00:50:08,224 And what about accents? 942 00:50:08,224 --> 00:50:12,128 Because I am the master... of accents. 943 00:50:13,997 --> 00:50:15,999 No. See, what we do is cheerleading. 944 00:50:15,999 --> 00:50:17,801 Then I'm out. Me too. 945 00:50:17,801 --> 00:50:20,169 No, no, no. Hold on because... 946 00:50:20,169 --> 00:50:21,738 Hold on for one second. 947 00:50:21,738 --> 00:50:23,206 Wait, you guys. 948 00:50:23,206 --> 00:50:25,341 Something Whittier forgot... Hey. Wait. 949 00:50:25,341 --> 00:50:27,844 Something Whittier forgot to tell you all is... 950 00:50:29,212 --> 00:50:32,081 if we're good, we can go to nationals. 951 00:50:32,081 --> 00:50:34,150 Now, if we go to nationals, we could win. 952 00:50:36,119 --> 00:50:38,888 If we win, we get a check for $20,000. 953 00:50:40,890 --> 00:50:43,059 Now, Penelope, you could use that money... 954 00:50:43,059 --> 00:50:45,729 to rent rehearsal space. 955 00:50:45,729 --> 00:50:48,865 And, Francis, you could mount up a production of Godspell 956 00:50:48,865 --> 00:50:50,967 where everyone has a French accent. 957 00:50:50,967 --> 00:50:52,602 Interesting. 958 00:50:52,602 --> 00:50:55,371 Plus, we're gonna be a real squad too. 959 00:50:55,371 --> 00:50:56,973 On our squad, you're gonna be able to do whatever you want... 960 00:50:56,973 --> 00:50:58,241 do your own thing. 961 00:50:58,241 --> 00:51:00,810 And if we're good, 962 00:51:00,810 --> 00:51:03,046 we can stamp out the varsity cheerleading squad once and for all. 963 00:51:08,952 --> 00:51:10,286 Where do we sign up? Right over there. 964 00:51:12,188 --> 00:51:14,357 Oh, yeah. 965 00:51:14,357 --> 00:51:16,059 I've been saving you since cheerleader camp. 966 00:51:16,059 --> 00:51:18,127 You did not have to save me. 967 00:51:18,127 --> 00:51:20,664 I think the score is now Whittier, zero. Monica, three. 968 00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:22,131 Thanks. 969 00:51:22,131 --> 00:51:24,133 (GIGGLING) Come on, silly. 970 00:51:25,835 --> 00:51:27,971 This is so "ridic." 971 00:51:27,971 --> 00:51:31,708 Do they actually think they're a real cheer squad now? 972 00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:34,277 They're real cheerleaders in the same way that Joan Rivers has a real face. 973 00:51:36,212 --> 00:51:38,782 We have to crush them. 974 00:51:38,782 --> 00:51:42,986 We have to take their heads and grind them into the mud... 975 00:51:42,986 --> 00:51:48,291 and then stomp on their backs and then drive over them with a Jeep Cherokee S.U.V. 976 00:51:48,291 --> 00:51:51,928 Marni, geez. Take a pill of the chill variety, okay? 977 00:51:51,928 --> 00:51:54,097 (SCOFFS) We don't need to do anything. 978 00:51:54,097 --> 00:51:56,800 We cannot have a competing spirit squad on campus, Tina. 979 00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,402 Trust me, they won't be a threat to us. 980 00:51:59,402 --> 00:52:02,305 They're nothing but a support group for rejects and losers. 981 00:52:03,406 --> 00:52:05,775 Besides... (CHUCKLES) 982 00:52:05,775 --> 00:52:06,876 How 'bout that practice space? 983 00:52:06,876 --> 00:52:08,111 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 984 00:52:08,111 --> 00:52:09,278 (GAGGING) 985 00:52:11,114 --> 00:52:13,883 And right, left, clap. 986 00:52:13,883 --> 00:52:15,719 Right, clap. Left, clap. 987 00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:16,853 Come on, you guys. 988 00:52:16,853 --> 00:52:18,722 Step left. Step right. 989 00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,123 A little bit tighter, Penelope. 990 00:52:20,123 --> 00:52:22,458 Little bit tighter. Stand back, woman. 991 00:52:22,458 --> 00:52:25,394 I need at least a three to five-foot radius... Oh, my... 992 00:52:25,394 --> 00:52:27,030 (ROCK) 993 00:52:27,030 --> 00:52:30,199 When I rock like this rock like this 994 00:52:30,199 --> 00:52:32,869 When I rock like this When I rock like this it's rhythm 995 00:52:32,869 --> 00:52:35,104 Roll. Roll. 996 00:52:35,104 --> 00:52:37,874 Rock like this Rock like this 997 00:52:37,874 --> 00:52:40,443 When I rock like this When I rock like this it's rhythm 998 00:52:41,477 --> 00:52:42,779 Follow me. 999 00:52:45,782 --> 00:52:47,751 Good. Now try three claps into a high "V." 1000 00:52:50,153 --> 00:52:51,454 (GROANS) 1001 00:52:51,454 --> 00:52:54,891 (ALL GASPING) 1002 00:52:54,891 --> 00:52:58,327 Okay, guys. And five, six, seven, eight. (WHIMPERING) 1003 00:52:58,327 --> 00:53:02,131 Grab one, two... Down... Three, four... Up... Five, six. Good. 1004 00:53:02,131 --> 00:53:04,968 WHITTIER: Okay, stand up now. Good. MONICA: Stand up. Yeah. 1005 00:53:04,968 --> 00:53:07,837 Can you guys just turn around? Yeah. Face us. 1006 00:53:07,837 --> 00:53:09,873 WHITTIER: Hold your stomach. Squeeze your butt. 1007 00:53:09,873 --> 00:53:12,008 Don't look down. No, no, no. Good. Good. Great. 1008 00:53:12,008 --> 00:53:14,443 (GROANING) Catch me! (CRASH) 1009 00:53:14,443 --> 00:53:18,447 Okay. This is a basic pyramid. 1010 00:53:18,447 --> 00:53:21,350 Matthew, you'll take the wing position here. Yeah. 1011 00:53:21,350 --> 00:53:22,919 Got it. 1012 00:53:22,919 --> 00:53:24,821 Penelope, you're gonna swing around here... 1013 00:53:24,821 --> 00:53:26,956 and start your stunt there, okay? 1014 00:53:26,956 --> 00:53:29,225 I can't be an "O." 1015 00:53:29,225 --> 00:53:32,028 You can't be an "O"? 1016 00:53:32,028 --> 00:53:35,431 O's represent emptiness. 1017 00:53:35,431 --> 00:53:38,067 And by making me an "O," you're calling me empty. 1018 00:53:39,969 --> 00:53:42,405 That's insane. Okay? 1019 00:53:42,405 --> 00:53:45,408 Uh, O's don't represent emptiness. 1020 00:53:45,408 --> 00:53:48,511 They represent hugs. And X's are kisses. 1021 00:53:48,511 --> 00:53:49,378 Everyone knows that. 1022 00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:52,115 (SCOFFS) 1023 00:53:54,517 --> 00:53:56,820 WHITTIER: Up. Up. Lock your legs. 1024 00:53:56,820 --> 00:53:58,354 Good. Yes! Tighter. 1025 00:53:59,923 --> 00:54:01,457 When I rock like this 1026 00:54:02,525 --> 00:54:04,360 (CONTINUES) 1027 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:14,971 Double base extension. Ready? Five, six, seven, eight. 1028 00:54:14,971 --> 00:54:17,040 BOTH: One, two and three, four. Up. 1029 00:54:20,143 --> 00:54:22,378 Good job. Bring in the legs. MONICA: Okay. You got it. 1030 00:54:22,378 --> 00:54:23,980 Don't look down. 1031 00:54:23,980 --> 00:54:25,581 Don't look down. No, no, no, no. 1032 00:54:25,581 --> 00:54:28,284 Hey. You know, I think I... (GROANS) 1033 00:54:28,284 --> 00:54:31,387 Rock like this Rock like this Rock like this 1034 00:54:31,387 --> 00:54:34,290 When I rock like this rock like this When I rock like this 1035 00:54:34,290 --> 00:54:36,826 Rock like this When I rock like this rock like this 1036 00:54:36,826 --> 00:54:38,227 Rock like this Rock like this Rock, rock, rock, rock 1037 00:54:38,227 --> 00:54:40,463 R-R-R-R-R-R-Rock 1038 00:54:41,865 --> 00:54:43,900 (ROCK) 1039 00:54:46,069 --> 00:54:47,937 (KNOCKING) 1040 00:54:50,907 --> 00:54:52,108 What's up, girl? 1041 00:54:52,108 --> 00:54:53,142 So what's going on? 1042 00:54:53,142 --> 00:54:54,410 What? 1043 00:54:54,410 --> 00:54:55,578 I said, "What's going..." 1044 00:54:55,578 --> 00:54:57,313 Sorry. 1045 00:54:57,313 --> 00:54:58,514 Sometimes 1046 00:54:58,514 --> 00:55:00,116 What? 1047 00:55:00,116 --> 00:55:01,017 I wake up early to say good-bye 1048 00:55:01,017 --> 00:55:02,318 What's going on? 1049 00:55:02,318 --> 00:55:03,920 Oh, not much. How 'bout you? 1050 00:55:05,254 --> 00:55:07,323 Well, we have this new cheerleading squad. 1051 00:55:07,323 --> 00:55:09,893 Yeah. So I heard. And we're improving. 1052 00:55:09,893 --> 00:55:11,961 We're just missing something. 1053 00:55:11,961 --> 00:55:15,364 We don't have any rhythm. You know, no backbeat to help us bring it all together. 1054 00:55:15,364 --> 00:55:17,133 But if we had a great D.J.... 1055 00:55:18,567 --> 00:55:21,337 (CONTINUES) 1056 00:55:21,337 --> 00:55:24,941 Look, I got three jobs, this radio gig, two advanced lit classes... 1057 00:55:24,941 --> 00:55:27,243 I know it would mean a lot to Whittier. 1058 00:55:27,243 --> 00:55:28,844 (CONTINUES) 1059 00:55:30,413 --> 00:55:33,316 Look, she feels really bad about what happened. 1060 00:55:33,316 --> 00:55:34,517 She's looking for a way to reconnect with you. 1061 00:55:34,517 --> 00:55:35,351 (ENDING) 1062 00:55:37,353 --> 00:55:41,157 Hold on. I gotta intro this next tune. 1063 00:55:41,157 --> 00:55:45,128 That, my friends, was the bitchin' sound of The Promise Ring. 1064 00:55:45,128 --> 00:55:47,030 This next track is dedicated to all the guys out there 1065 00:55:47,030 --> 00:55:50,266 whose hearts have been ripped out of their chests 1066 00:55:50,266 --> 00:55:53,136 and devoured for breakfast by cute, peppy, social-climbing blond girls. 1067 00:55:53,136 --> 00:55:56,005 Give me a "Hey." Give me a "Ho." Give me a "I don't know you anymore." 1068 00:55:56,005 --> 00:55:57,240 I know it sucks. 1069 00:55:57,240 --> 00:55:58,607 (ROCK) 1070 00:56:00,910 --> 00:56:02,578 What was your question? 1071 00:56:02,578 --> 00:56:03,612 Forget it. 1072 00:56:05,514 --> 00:56:06,615 (MAN SINGING) 1073 00:56:06,615 --> 00:56:07,483 (INDISTINCT) 1074 00:56:09,919 --> 00:56:12,188 (CONTINUES) 1075 00:56:16,059 --> 00:56:22,198 Dear Lord, help us kick almighty ass today in our debut as a spirit squad. 1076 00:56:22,198 --> 00:56:26,302 Help us to perform the double back handspring into a back tuck as majestically... 1077 00:56:26,302 --> 00:56:27,370 as your only son Jesus would. 1078 00:56:28,571 --> 00:56:31,540 This is a big sporting event for us. 1079 00:56:31,540 --> 00:56:34,243 Guide us in leading this team to victory. Bring it in. 1080 00:56:34,243 --> 00:56:35,478 One, two, three! 1081 00:56:35,478 --> 00:56:36,379 ALL: Renegades! 1082 00:56:37,713 --> 00:56:39,282 Come on. Croquet. 1083 00:56:39,282 --> 00:56:40,583 (CHEERING) (CLAPPING) 1084 00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:43,386 FRANCIS: Croquet! Yes! 1085 00:56:43,386 --> 00:56:45,388 Come on! Croquet! Let's go! 1086 00:56:45,388 --> 00:56:48,157 Let's go, croquet! That's right! 1087 00:56:48,157 --> 00:56:49,692 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1088 00:56:49,692 --> 00:56:51,094 MAN: Yeah. Come on, cricket! 1089 00:56:51,094 --> 00:56:53,696 Ready? Okay! Okay! 1090 00:56:53,696 --> 00:56:56,599 ALL: That's all right. It's croquet. We're gonna... 1091 00:56:56,599 --> 00:56:58,367 (VOICES OVERLAPPING) 1092 00:56:58,367 --> 00:57:01,237 Come on! Come on! Yeah! Let's go! Yeah! 1093 00:57:01,237 --> 00:57:03,106 Croquet! Number one! 1094 00:57:05,274 --> 00:57:07,010 WHITTIER: Let's go, croquet! Let's go! 1095 00:57:08,144 --> 00:57:10,713 That's right, croquet! Let's go! 1096 00:57:10,713 --> 00:57:14,283 MAN: Whoo! Yeah! Let's do it. All right. 1097 00:57:14,283 --> 00:57:16,052 WHITTIER: Let's go, croquet! 1098 00:57:16,052 --> 00:57:17,120 Let's go! 1099 00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:18,387 (ALL CHEERING) 1100 00:57:19,422 --> 00:57:20,689 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1101 00:57:20,689 --> 00:57:23,159 MAN: Hit that ball! Hit that ball! 1102 00:57:23,159 --> 00:57:28,497 Take that ball and hit it. What I say? Now whack it. 1103 00:57:28,497 --> 00:57:32,735 Yeah, now that's the ticket. Yeah, that's the ticket. 1104 00:57:32,735 --> 00:57:34,037 (VOICES OVERLAPPING) 1105 00:57:34,037 --> 00:57:35,538 Croquet! Come on! 1106 00:57:35,538 --> 00:57:38,207 Is, uh, all this noise bothering you, pal? 1107 00:57:39,475 --> 00:57:41,710 The noise I can take. 1108 00:57:41,710 --> 00:57:43,546 It's the suckiness that bothers me. 1109 00:57:48,551 --> 00:57:49,618 (SIGHS) 1110 00:57:51,554 --> 00:57:53,289 (ROCK) 1111 00:57:54,557 --> 00:57:56,059 (VEHICLE APPROACHING) 1112 00:57:58,194 --> 00:57:59,728 (CONTINUES) 1113 00:58:02,098 --> 00:58:03,432 Hit it 1114 00:58:05,034 --> 00:58:05,801 (CONTINUES) 1115 00:58:05,801 --> 00:58:08,171 Hit, hit 1116 00:58:08,171 --> 00:58:09,538 Let's hit it! 1117 00:58:12,475 --> 00:58:13,642 WHITTIER: Five, six, seven, eight. 1118 00:58:13,642 --> 00:58:14,510 MONICA: Five, six, seven, eight. 1119 00:58:14,510 --> 00:58:16,245 Tell me what we need 1120 00:58:16,245 --> 00:58:18,414 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1121 00:58:18,414 --> 00:58:20,216 Tell me what we breathe 1122 00:58:20,216 --> 00:58:22,385 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1123 00:58:22,385 --> 00:58:23,819 Tell me what we bleed 1124 00:58:23,819 --> 00:58:26,222 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1125 00:58:26,222 --> 00:58:27,756 Tell me what we need 1126 00:58:27,756 --> 00:58:30,059 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1127 00:58:30,059 --> 00:58:31,594 Tell me what we breathe 1128 00:58:31,594 --> 00:58:33,762 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1129 00:58:33,762 --> 00:58:35,498 Tell me what you see 1130 00:58:35,498 --> 00:58:37,666 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1131 00:58:37,666 --> 00:58:39,335 Tell me what we need 1132 00:58:39,335 --> 00:58:41,670 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1133 00:58:41,670 --> 00:58:43,439 Hell, yeah! 1134 00:58:43,439 --> 00:58:45,108 Stinger pride Stinger pride 1135 00:58:48,177 --> 00:58:49,378 (CHEERING) 1136 00:58:50,179 --> 00:58:53,382 (ALL CHEERING) 1137 00:59:01,290 --> 00:59:03,759 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1138 00:59:08,264 --> 00:59:09,798 (CONTINUES) 1139 00:59:19,342 --> 00:59:21,344 (CONTINUES) 1140 00:59:22,245 --> 00:59:23,579 Cola beverage... diet. 1141 00:59:28,117 --> 00:59:30,819 Wipe the spittle. 1142 00:59:30,819 --> 00:59:34,157 They look foolish. I mean, really. What do they have? 1143 00:59:34,157 --> 00:59:35,558 They have enthusiasm. 1144 00:59:36,359 --> 00:59:38,527 So do we! 1145 00:59:38,527 --> 00:59:40,896 And they have the love of the crowd. Do we? 1146 00:59:40,896 --> 00:59:42,865 Don't even think that thought. 1147 00:59:42,865 --> 00:59:44,567 I'm just saying. 1148 00:59:44,567 --> 00:59:46,335 And I'm just saying... a person goes against his team, 1149 00:59:46,335 --> 00:59:49,405 and he could lose his cheerleading scholarship. 1150 00:59:49,405 --> 00:59:50,739 Let's go. We've got work to do. 1151 00:59:53,576 --> 00:59:54,710 TINA: Now, Greg! 1152 00:59:57,380 --> 01:00:00,783 (BELL TOLLING) 1153 01:00:00,783 --> 01:00:04,553 That herkie into a cupie just before we spread the rubber with it... 1154 01:00:04,553 --> 01:00:07,290 That was almost as moving as the helicopter landing in Miss Saigon. 1155 01:00:07,290 --> 01:00:09,225 Yeah. I... I know. For a moment there, at the end, 1156 01:00:09,225 --> 01:00:10,826 Yeah! 1157 01:00:10,826 --> 01:00:14,263 when we won, I experienced an emotion... 1158 01:00:14,263 --> 01:00:17,233 that I can only describe as moderate happiness. 1159 01:00:18,401 --> 01:00:19,902 How did you know where we were gonna be? 1160 01:00:23,306 --> 01:00:24,540 You told him? 1161 01:00:25,808 --> 01:00:27,643 Whittier, zero. Monica, four. 1162 01:00:28,577 --> 01:00:30,879 Thanks. 1163 01:00:30,879 --> 01:00:34,517 Your, uh, squad... is gonna have a real tough time winning nationals... 1164 01:00:34,517 --> 01:00:37,553 when, technically speaking, you don't exist. 1165 01:00:37,553 --> 01:00:39,855 (SCOFFS) Look around. I'd say we exist. 1166 01:00:41,690 --> 01:00:43,659 Who are you? 1167 01:00:43,659 --> 01:00:46,962 Shh... It's called a razor, scruffy boy. 1168 01:00:46,962 --> 01:00:50,399 You don't exist according to a little thing called Section Eight... 1169 01:00:50,399 --> 01:00:53,569 of the National Collegiate Cheer Association Bylaws. 1170 01:00:53,569 --> 01:00:55,838 Yeah. It states that, um, each university... 1171 01:00:55,838 --> 01:00:58,441 shall be represented by one... and only one... 1172 01:00:58,441 --> 01:01:00,843 O-N-E... cheer squad. 1173 01:01:03,546 --> 01:01:04,980 You can't do this to us. 1174 01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:07,416 So make like a Tom and cruise. 1175 01:01:07,416 --> 01:01:09,718 This is modern-day imperialism. 1176 01:01:09,718 --> 01:01:10,986 Boo freaking hoo. 1177 01:01:10,986 --> 01:01:13,856 Uh, you missed something, sweetie. 1178 01:01:13,856 --> 01:01:16,225 It does say that only one team from State can go to nationals. 1179 01:01:16,225 --> 01:01:17,760 Sí. 1180 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,462 But it doesn't say which team. 1181 01:01:20,863 --> 01:01:22,398 That team could be us. 1182 01:01:23,299 --> 01:01:24,533 (HUFFS) 1183 01:01:26,569 --> 01:01:29,272 Even if all that is true, it doesn't matter. 1184 01:01:29,272 --> 01:01:30,673 Mm-hmm. 1185 01:01:30,673 --> 01:01:33,342 Varsity has been going to nationals forever. 1186 01:01:33,342 --> 01:01:34,910 That is not gonna change. 1187 01:01:34,910 --> 01:01:37,246 It just might. 1188 01:01:37,246 --> 01:01:40,249 Looks like we're at an impasse. 1189 01:01:40,249 --> 01:01:42,585 So how 'bout you and I just figure this out right now. 1190 01:01:42,585 --> 01:01:47,423 Where did you get that? That does not belong to you. 1191 01:01:47,423 --> 01:01:50,259 Ladies, we are not going to settle things this way. 1192 01:01:50,259 --> 01:01:52,595 There's only one honest, impartial person 1193 01:01:52,595 --> 01:01:53,962 on this campus who can judge who's right. 1194 01:01:53,962 --> 01:01:54,897 (MIMICKING IN FAST VOICE) 1195 01:01:54,897 --> 01:01:57,833 (MOUSY VOICE) 1196 01:01:57,833 --> 01:02:01,704 And while I admire your spunk, Miss Smith, this is a school built on tradition. 1197 01:02:01,704 --> 01:02:03,706 But... 1198 01:02:03,706 --> 01:02:04,973 And in this case tradition favors Miss Hammersmith. 1199 01:02:06,575 --> 01:02:08,644 I must say, Whittier, 1200 01:02:08,644 --> 01:02:12,047 there's a lot of good, honest wisdom behind what the dean has to say. 1201 01:02:12,047 --> 01:02:13,282 Thank you. You're welcome. 1202 01:02:13,282 --> 01:02:14,317 Sure. 1203 01:02:16,519 --> 01:02:19,422 But what about the rules? Nowhere in the bylaws does it say... 1204 01:02:19,422 --> 01:02:21,557 that it has to be the varsity team that goes to nationals. 1205 01:02:21,557 --> 01:02:22,958 Why can't it be us? 1206 01:02:22,958 --> 01:02:25,328 Well, sure. Legally, technically... 1207 01:02:25,328 --> 01:02:28,297 if you... squint your eyes just right... the rules say it could be you. 1208 01:02:28,297 --> 01:02:30,032 But we're talking about seven consecutive years 1209 01:02:30,032 --> 01:02:31,767 of cheerleading excellence here. 1210 01:02:31,767 --> 01:02:33,602 I'm not gonna put an end to that. 1211 01:02:35,871 --> 01:02:38,273 Miss Hammersmith will go to nationals. 1212 01:02:40,476 --> 01:02:43,512 With all due respect, Dean Sebastian, 1213 01:02:43,512 --> 01:02:46,582 I don't think that's a decision that will go over well with the student body. 1214 01:02:46,582 --> 01:02:47,816 How do you mean? 1215 01:02:47,816 --> 01:02:50,486 I mean, if you suppress our voices on campus, 1216 01:02:50,486 --> 01:02:54,357 you will be hearing from us in letters to the board of trustees... 1217 01:02:54,357 --> 01:02:56,024 not to mention the around-the-clock protestors 1218 01:02:56,024 --> 01:02:58,594 that will be outside your door. 1219 01:02:58,594 --> 01:03:02,365 Okay, okay, okay. We get it. What the hell do you want? 1220 01:03:02,365 --> 01:03:05,401 A competition in front of the whole student body. 1221 01:03:05,401 --> 01:03:08,003 Let them decide who's better, your team or mine. 1222 01:03:08,003 --> 01:03:09,505 Girl on girl. Hmm. 1223 01:03:12,007 --> 01:03:13,876 Winner goes to nationals. 1224 01:03:15,478 --> 01:03:18,514 (CLEARS THROAT) Listen, Whit. 1225 01:03:20,115 --> 01:03:22,985 We're good friends, right? 1226 01:03:22,985 --> 01:03:27,523 And as a good friend, I should caution you that such a competition... 1227 01:03:27,523 --> 01:03:30,426 could embarrass you severely. 1228 01:03:30,426 --> 01:03:33,596 It could destroy your already-fragile psyche. 1229 01:03:35,398 --> 01:03:38,401 Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take, Tina. 1230 01:03:38,401 --> 01:03:40,569 (GROANS) She can't do this, can she? 1231 01:03:40,569 --> 01:03:42,337 Actually, Miss Hammersmith, I think it's a splendid idea. 1232 01:03:43,939 --> 01:03:44,973 We'll have a competition. 1233 01:03:44,973 --> 01:03:46,575 What? 1234 01:03:46,575 --> 01:03:48,110 Thank you. 1235 01:03:48,110 --> 01:03:49,912 We'll have a competition in the field house... 1236 01:03:49,912 --> 01:03:52,147 this coming Saturday. What? 1237 01:03:52,147 --> 01:03:54,082 Wait. That's the day after tomorrow. (GIGGLING) 1238 01:03:54,082 --> 01:03:56,151 If you'll excuse me, ladies, I have a lunch date. 1239 01:03:56,151 --> 01:03:57,786 We can't be ready by then. 1240 01:03:57,786 --> 01:04:00,389 TINA: We'll be ready. Yes, you will. 1241 01:04:00,389 --> 01:04:01,457 This can't be happening. 1242 01:04:01,457 --> 01:04:03,058 Oh, yes, it can. 1243 01:04:03,058 --> 01:04:04,993 You're the one who asked for the competition. Good day. 1244 01:04:05,961 --> 01:04:08,030 Ready to back out yet? 1245 01:04:08,030 --> 01:04:10,933 Are you kidding me? After the way you treated us? 1246 01:04:10,933 --> 01:04:12,968 You know I used to look up to you? 1247 01:04:12,968 --> 01:04:14,937 But that was before I found out who you are. 1248 01:04:14,937 --> 01:04:16,639 An insecure "tanorexic." 1249 01:04:18,073 --> 01:04:20,943 Listen to me, you hobbit. 1250 01:04:20,943 --> 01:04:22,911 After this idiotic competition is over, 1251 01:04:22,911 --> 01:04:24,913 you'll be praying you were me. 1252 01:04:24,913 --> 01:04:28,417 You'll be finished as a cheerleader and finished here. 1253 01:04:28,417 --> 01:04:31,487 I will knock you so far down you'll be in the cafeteria... 1254 01:04:31,487 --> 01:04:34,490 with your edgy, freak of a boyfriend, putting grapes in the Jell-O molds. 1255 01:04:34,490 --> 01:04:36,091 Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm. 1256 01:04:36,091 --> 01:04:37,893 Don't be all up in my Kool-Aid. 1257 01:04:42,097 --> 01:04:42,998 What does that mean? 1258 01:04:44,132 --> 01:04:46,068 (INSTRUMENTAL) 1259 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:56,579 The Stingers hoops team won their first exhibition contest 72-54. 1260 01:04:56,579 --> 01:04:58,614 And the women's softball squad dropped both games... 1261 01:04:58,614 --> 01:05:00,583 of a doubleheader against State AandM. 1262 01:05:02,485 --> 01:05:05,854 And now it's time for the CSC News Eye On Sports. 1263 01:05:05,854 --> 01:05:09,458 On location is beat reporter Colleen Lipman. 1264 01:05:09,458 --> 01:05:13,028 Thanks, Colleen. The campus is in a frenzy this week, 1265 01:05:13,028 --> 01:05:16,164 thanks to the big cheerleading showdown in the field house this Saturday. 1266 01:05:16,164 --> 01:05:19,735 Go, go, go, go. Come on, you sissy! 1267 01:05:19,735 --> 01:05:22,671 COLLEEN: The varsity cheer team has been vigorously training for the event. 1268 01:05:22,671 --> 01:05:26,008 I'm totally not tired. Why are y'all so tired? 1269 01:05:26,008 --> 01:05:30,979 And State cheerleading legend, Tina Hammersmith, is confident about her team's chances. 1270 01:05:30,979 --> 01:05:33,782 This is nothing new to us. We've defeated some of the best... 1271 01:05:33,782 --> 01:05:36,519 intercollegiate competition ever assembled. 1272 01:05:36,519 --> 01:05:39,822 This amateur squad is just a speed bump... 1273 01:05:39,822 --> 01:05:40,656 on the way to nationals. 1274 01:05:42,725 --> 01:05:46,629 Excusez-moi One sec. 1275 01:05:46,629 --> 01:05:48,797 Let's go! I didn't say stop. 1276 01:05:48,797 --> 01:05:51,534 COLLEEN: How important is victory on Saturday? 1277 01:05:51,534 --> 01:05:55,538 Oh. It's very important. It's very important. 1278 01:05:55,538 --> 01:05:58,273 It... It's very important. This is very, very... 1279 01:05:58,273 --> 01:06:00,676 I... I cannot tell you how important this is. 1280 01:06:02,945 --> 01:06:06,214 It's a... It's pretty... pretty important. 1281 01:06:06,214 --> 01:06:08,917 Meanwhile, some people around campus... 1282 01:06:08,917 --> 01:06:13,088 are starting to dub the upstart competition as... the Renegades. 1283 01:06:13,088 --> 01:06:14,857 Head cheerleader, Whittier Smith, 1284 01:06:14,857 --> 01:06:17,526 insists her squad is ready to go. 1285 01:06:17,526 --> 01:06:20,162 We are definitely going to win. 1286 01:06:20,162 --> 01:06:23,699 We've got a great team, we've worked extremely hard and it's gonna be tough, but, 1287 01:06:23,699 --> 01:06:25,968 you know, Rocky beat Apollo Creed, right? 1288 01:06:25,968 --> 01:06:28,136 MAN: Uh, Whit, he lost. He what? 1289 01:06:28,136 --> 01:06:30,939 He lost. He lost to Apollo Creed? 1290 01:06:30,939 --> 01:06:35,644 COLLEEN: To train for the event, the Renegades have taken an unusual approach, 1291 01:06:35,644 --> 01:06:39,848 cheering for typically under-appreciated teams such as the diving team, 1292 01:06:39,848 --> 01:06:43,018 the bowling club and the fencing squad. 1293 01:06:43,018 --> 01:06:46,589 ALL: Stab him. Stab him. Poke him in the eye. 1294 01:06:46,589 --> 01:06:49,324 Run the sword through till his blood runs dry. 1295 01:06:49,324 --> 01:06:50,525 En garde! 1296 01:06:52,995 --> 01:06:56,965 Well, some people look at an impossible situation and ask why. 1297 01:06:56,965 --> 01:06:59,534 Others look at the same situation and ask, why not? 1298 01:07:00,869 --> 01:07:02,838 For the competition on Saturday, 1299 01:07:02,838 --> 01:07:05,674 I'm asking myself why. 1300 01:07:05,674 --> 01:07:10,045 Why bother? In a billion years we'll all be obliterated by a black hole anyway. 1301 01:07:10,045 --> 01:07:12,915 There you have it, Colleen. Back to you. 1302 01:07:12,915 --> 01:07:14,016 Thanks, Colleen. 1303 01:07:29,197 --> 01:07:33,035 Seven, eight. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1304 01:07:33,035 --> 01:07:36,872 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 1305 01:07:36,872 --> 01:07:37,706 (ALL CHEERING) Yeah! 1306 01:07:37,706 --> 01:07:39,708 Shh, shh, shh. 1307 01:07:39,708 --> 01:07:42,645 You guys, we can't let anybody know we're in here. Really, really good job. 1308 01:07:42,645 --> 01:07:43,712 Don't leave any of your stuff. 1309 01:07:43,712 --> 01:07:44,913 All right. 1310 01:07:45,714 --> 01:07:47,382 Think we're ready? 1311 01:07:47,382 --> 01:07:50,919 Well, no one fell tonight. I'm pretty happy about that. 1312 01:07:50,919 --> 01:07:52,287 Um, Whittier, can I talk to you alone? 1313 01:07:52,287 --> 01:07:53,922 Yeah. Francis, what's up? 1314 01:07:53,922 --> 01:07:56,759 Uh, I'm gonna level with you. 1315 01:07:56,759 --> 01:07:59,695 I'm getting very nervous about tomorrow. Okay? 1316 01:07:59,695 --> 01:08:02,665 And I'm thinking about violating myself tonight. 1317 01:08:03,899 --> 01:08:06,969 It's an actor relaxation technique. 1318 01:08:06,969 --> 01:08:09,271 What I need to know from you is what does Whittier think? 1319 01:08:09,271 --> 01:08:11,006 Is that a bad idea, or... 1320 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,076 Well, it really depends. 1321 01:08:14,076 --> 01:08:18,847 Uh, would you say violating yourself usually hurts you or helps you? 1322 01:08:18,847 --> 01:08:22,718 Oh, I'd say it's made me the actor that I am today. 1323 01:08:24,119 --> 01:08:26,388 Okay. Then I would say hold off. 1324 01:08:26,388 --> 01:08:28,190 Will do, chief. Okay. 1325 01:08:28,190 --> 01:08:32,260 Well, well, well. If it isn't the blond leading the bland. 1326 01:08:32,260 --> 01:08:34,963 Last minute cram session, kiddie kiddos? 1327 01:08:34,963 --> 01:08:36,431 Why don't you guys worry about your own team? 1328 01:08:36,431 --> 01:08:38,400 That's what a real leader would do. 1329 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:41,737 Oh. Is that what a real leader would do? 1330 01:08:41,737 --> 01:08:45,173 A real leader wouldn't be practicing at midnight, Whit. 1331 01:08:45,173 --> 01:08:47,175 You can drill a loser all night long, 1332 01:08:47,175 --> 01:08:50,445 and in the morning, you still got a loser. 1333 01:08:50,445 --> 01:08:53,115 Put makeup on a pig... It's still a pig. 1334 01:08:53,115 --> 01:08:54,449 Oink, oink, oink, oink. (GIGGLES) 1335 01:08:54,449 --> 01:08:55,350 (GIGGLES) 1336 01:08:56,852 --> 01:08:59,021 You wanna hear our cheer for tomorrow? 1337 01:08:59,021 --> 01:09:02,024 We're ready, we're fit, we'll smack you like a little bitch. 1338 01:09:02,024 --> 01:09:06,261 Oh-ho. We're tough, we're lean, step to us and we'll get mean. 1339 01:09:06,261 --> 01:09:09,164 Hey, ho, you know. We'll put you on the flo'. 1340 01:09:09,164 --> 01:09:11,266 Dust off your spankies. Stand up and get some mo'. 1341 01:09:13,435 --> 01:09:17,005 Don't cry, don't pout, don't have yourself a cow. 1342 01:09:17,005 --> 01:09:20,275 You're gonna get whupped. Your mommy can't help you now. 1343 01:09:20,275 --> 01:09:22,010 (WOMAN GIGGLES) Come on. You can do better than that. 1344 01:09:22,010 --> 01:09:24,012 I can do better, bitch. Let's go. 1345 01:09:24,012 --> 01:09:25,814 Come on. Marni, chill. 1346 01:09:25,814 --> 01:09:27,482 Marni. No. 1347 01:09:27,482 --> 01:09:29,017 Get back here! We are not finished with this. 1348 01:09:29,017 --> 01:09:31,253 Hey, hey! Ow. Okay. 1349 01:09:31,253 --> 01:09:33,455 Watch the face. Okay, girls, 1350 01:09:33,455 --> 01:09:35,390 slap and tickle time is over. 1351 01:09:35,390 --> 01:09:38,260 Oh. Ow! (GRUNTS) 1352 01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:41,329 Oh! Right. There you go. 1353 01:09:43,098 --> 01:09:44,833 Ow. (GROANS) 1354 01:09:45,901 --> 01:09:49,504 Ow. Ow. 1355 01:09:49,504 --> 01:09:51,940 Little, uh, concealer will help that situation there. 1356 01:09:56,011 --> 01:09:57,412 (GROANS) Tina! 1357 01:09:58,246 --> 01:10:00,182 (BEEP ON P.A.) 1358 01:10:00,182 --> 01:10:01,817 WOMAN ON P.A: Paging Dr. Stateman. 1359 01:10:01,817 --> 01:10:03,185 (GROANS) 1360 01:10:03,185 --> 01:10:06,088 I'm fine, you guys. 1361 01:10:06,088 --> 01:10:08,957 Yeah? Can you hold me up in the air with three crushed metacarpals? 1362 01:10:08,957 --> 01:10:11,459 Of course. Ow! Shit! 1363 01:10:13,061 --> 01:10:15,931 We should just call Tina and forfeit. 1364 01:10:15,931 --> 01:10:18,901 Yeah, you know what. I don't think we have a choice. 1365 01:10:18,901 --> 01:10:22,805 I guess tomorrow I'll go back to doing Phantom of the Opera in my dorm room. Hmm. 1366 01:10:22,805 --> 01:10:25,540 Wait. Hold up, guys. Listen. 1367 01:10:25,540 --> 01:10:29,377 Tomorrow we are gonna go into that field house and get in front of those students. 1368 01:10:29,377 --> 01:10:32,047 And as sure as I'm standing here right now, I can assure you that... 1369 01:10:36,351 --> 01:10:38,086 that we might suck. 1370 01:10:38,086 --> 01:10:41,056 We might totally suck, but to a real cheerleader... 1371 01:10:41,056 --> 01:10:43,091 it doesn't matter if you win or lose. (DOOR OPENS) 1372 01:10:43,091 --> 01:10:46,028 It only matters if you try as hard as you can... 1373 01:10:46,028 --> 01:10:49,031 if you give it every ounce of spirit you've got. 1374 01:10:49,031 --> 01:10:50,265 So, what do you say? 1375 01:10:52,267 --> 01:10:55,170 Who wants to suck tomorrow? 1376 01:10:55,170 --> 01:10:58,807 You know what? If there's one thing I'm good at in this world... 1377 01:10:58,807 --> 01:10:59,975 it's sucking. 1378 01:11:01,043 --> 01:11:02,945 I'm in! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1379 01:11:02,945 --> 01:11:04,379 Hey. 1380 01:11:04,379 --> 01:11:06,915 Why suck if you could not suck? 1381 01:11:06,915 --> 01:11:09,351 Because we're missing Francis. It's gonna be hard. 1382 01:11:09,351 --> 01:11:11,019 Well, could you guys use a sub? 1383 01:11:12,287 --> 01:11:15,357 You're gonna lose your scholarship. 1384 01:11:15,357 --> 01:11:18,861 Yeah, well, whatever I lose in financial aid, I'll gain in testicles! 1385 01:11:18,861 --> 01:11:19,962 So I'm in! 1386 01:11:19,962 --> 01:11:21,263 (ALL CHATTERING) 1387 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,401 MAN: Okay. All right. 1388 01:11:28,003 --> 01:11:31,406 Come on. Let's go. Twenty-five, 26, 27, 1389 01:11:31,406 --> 01:11:34,176 28, 29, 30. 1390 01:11:34,176 --> 01:11:35,143 More. 1391 01:11:37,245 --> 01:11:38,180 More. 1392 01:11:40,515 --> 01:11:43,618 More! Oh! Oh! Give me that! (GROANS) 1393 01:11:43,618 --> 01:11:44,552 (DANCE) Co... Come on 1394 01:11:46,154 --> 01:11:47,189 How are you feelin'? 1395 01:11:47,189 --> 01:11:48,456 I feel like I wanna smile. 1396 01:11:48,456 --> 01:11:49,391 Good! Hey! 1397 01:11:52,227 --> 01:11:54,429 Ow. Ooh. You ready to kick a little? 1398 01:11:54,429 --> 01:11:55,430 Bring it! 1399 01:11:57,132 --> 01:11:58,200 (MIMICKING BEATBOX) 1400 01:12:02,070 --> 01:12:03,505 I'm feelin' a little nervous A little, little nervous 1401 01:12:03,505 --> 01:12:04,873 (BEATBOX) 1402 01:12:06,408 --> 01:12:08,410 I really have to pee Really, really have to pee 1403 01:12:16,151 --> 01:12:17,385 Check. Check. 1404 01:12:19,421 --> 01:12:20,455 Check! (FEEDBACK) 1405 01:12:22,557 --> 01:12:23,591 Varsity! 1406 01:12:25,327 --> 01:12:26,628 TINA: Okay. Here we go. 1407 01:12:28,196 --> 01:12:29,464 Here, muskrat! Set! (GROANS) 1408 01:12:31,666 --> 01:12:34,336 Don't screw up. Pecs out. 1409 01:12:34,336 --> 01:12:36,404 Where's your water bra? I gave it to you! 1410 01:12:36,404 --> 01:12:38,974 Did you bleach your teeth? Did you shave? God. 1411 01:12:40,442 --> 01:12:42,477 Everybody, find your happy place. 1412 01:12:42,477 --> 01:12:43,345 Mmm. 1413 01:12:49,217 --> 01:12:53,321 California State College, are you ready for a showdown? 1414 01:12:53,321 --> 01:12:55,090 (CHEERING) 1415 01:12:59,594 --> 01:13:02,564 MAN: Colleen, we love you! 1416 01:13:02,564 --> 01:13:06,168 First up is your very own varsity cheerleading squad. 1417 01:13:06,168 --> 01:13:08,203 No! (GROANS) 1418 01:13:08,203 --> 01:13:11,073 Let's go! Go, go, go! Let's go! 1419 01:13:11,073 --> 01:13:13,341 WOMAN: Let's go! Let's go, Stingers! Go, Stingers! 1420 01:13:13,341 --> 01:13:15,077 (ALL CHEERING) 1421 01:13:15,077 --> 01:13:16,278 Go, Stingers! 1422 01:13:19,314 --> 01:13:20,182 WOMAN: Let's go! 1423 01:13:30,292 --> 01:13:33,361 Varsity! Varsity! Varsity! 1424 01:13:33,361 --> 01:13:35,663 Varsity! Varsity! Varsity! 1425 01:13:40,969 --> 01:13:43,205 Let's go, Stingers. Let's go! 1426 01:13:43,205 --> 01:13:44,439 (WOLF WHISTLE) 1427 01:13:48,510 --> 01:13:52,314 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 1428 01:13:52,314 --> 01:13:57,319 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 1429 01:13:57,319 --> 01:13:58,653 (CHEERING SUBSIDES) 1430 01:13:58,653 --> 01:14:00,488 Come on, you guys. 1431 01:14:00,488 --> 01:14:01,523 MAN: Come on, guys. Let's go! 1432 01:14:01,523 --> 01:14:03,125 MAN 2: Come on, guys. 1433 01:14:05,193 --> 01:14:06,761 MAN 1: Let's get this show started! 1434 01:14:06,761 --> 01:14:08,696 (DANCE) 1435 01:14:08,696 --> 01:14:10,132 (CROWD CHEERING) 1436 01:14:16,071 --> 01:14:19,741 Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! 1437 01:14:19,741 --> 01:14:22,477 Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! 1438 01:14:22,477 --> 01:14:25,713 Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! 1439 01:14:25,713 --> 01:14:27,582 Go, Sammy! Go, Sammy! 1440 01:14:29,484 --> 01:14:32,287 (ENDS) 1441 01:14:32,287 --> 01:14:34,589 (CROWD CHEERING) 1442 01:14:36,758 --> 01:14:37,659 (DANCE) Let's go 1443 01:14:43,498 --> 01:14:45,600 (CONTINUES) 1444 01:14:48,503 --> 01:14:51,173 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 1445 01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:54,476 (CONTINUES) 1446 01:15:10,158 --> 01:15:12,560 (CONTINUES) 1447 01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,596 Oh, yeah Here we go 1448 01:15:15,630 --> 01:15:18,233 Here we go H-H-H-Here we go 1449 01:15:22,504 --> 01:15:24,339 (MOUTHING WORD) 1450 01:15:24,339 --> 01:15:26,674 Uhh, uhh Go, go, go, go, go 1451 01:15:26,674 --> 01:15:28,676 R-R-R-Raise your hands all up in the air 1452 01:15:28,676 --> 01:15:30,345 Raise your hands all up in the air 1453 01:15:30,345 --> 01:15:33,348 Raise your hands your hands, your hands 1454 01:15:39,854 --> 01:15:42,690 (CONTINUES) 1455 01:16:04,546 --> 01:16:06,714 Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah 1456 01:16:06,714 --> 01:16:09,517 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1457 01:16:09,517 --> 01:16:11,419 Ooh, yeah we know it 1458 01:16:11,419 --> 01:16:13,155 We are the best (LIP-SYNCHING) 1459 01:16:16,391 --> 01:16:18,260 We, we We, we Are, are 1460 01:16:18,260 --> 01:16:19,427 The, the, the 1461 01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:27,302 Here we go Here we go Here we go 1462 01:16:31,373 --> 01:16:33,141 (CHEERING) 1463 01:16:37,879 --> 01:16:39,181 Yeah! Yeah! 1464 01:16:45,353 --> 01:16:48,790 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 1465 01:16:48,790 --> 01:16:52,360 Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! Tina! 1466 01:16:54,262 --> 01:16:55,863 Let's go! Number one! 1467 01:16:57,599 --> 01:16:59,834 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1468 01:17:06,408 --> 01:17:07,609 Let's do this. 1469 01:17:12,714 --> 01:17:13,948 (CHEERING SUBSIDES) 1470 01:17:13,948 --> 01:17:15,683 (ALL CHATTERING) 1471 01:17:15,683 --> 01:17:17,952 Next we have a new group. 1472 01:17:17,952 --> 01:17:20,488 Please welcome the... 1473 01:17:20,488 --> 01:17:22,357 quote, Renegades, unquote. 1474 01:17:27,595 --> 01:17:28,930 (CHUCKLING) 1475 01:17:28,930 --> 01:17:30,665 (GREGORIAN CHANT) 1476 01:17:35,770 --> 01:17:37,439 WOMAN: Nice outfits! 1477 01:17:37,439 --> 01:17:38,773 MAN: You guys suck! 1478 01:17:44,979 --> 01:17:46,214 (CONTINUES) MAN: Monks can't cheer! 1479 01:17:52,387 --> 01:17:54,489 (ENDS) 1480 01:17:54,489 --> 01:17:58,626 Welcome, ladies and gents of all ages. 1481 01:17:58,626 --> 01:18:02,264 Feast your eyes on a "cheergasm" like no man... 1482 01:18:02,264 --> 01:18:03,465 has seen before. 1483 01:18:04,299 --> 01:18:05,333 Hit it 1484 01:18:05,333 --> 01:18:06,301 (DANCE) 1485 01:18:09,304 --> 01:18:10,338 Yeah! 1486 01:18:11,306 --> 01:18:13,441 Ooh! 1487 01:18:13,441 --> 01:18:15,710 (CONTINUES) 1488 01:18:23,951 --> 01:18:26,421 Get crazy 1489 01:18:26,421 --> 01:18:27,522 (CONTINUES) 1490 01:18:27,522 --> 01:18:28,523 (INDISTINCT) 1491 01:18:28,523 --> 01:18:30,692 Crazy 1492 01:18:32,494 --> 01:18:34,696 (CROWD CHEERING) 1493 01:18:55,650 --> 01:18:57,485 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1494 01:19:55,777 --> 01:19:58,045 MAN: Yeah! Whoo! 1495 01:20:10,091 --> 01:20:12,527 (CONTINUES) 1496 01:20:15,062 --> 01:20:16,798 Get crazy The heat is on 1497 01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:20,935 Get crazy Crazy, crazy, crazy 1498 01:20:23,605 --> 01:20:24,906 Stingers! 1499 01:20:31,713 --> 01:20:34,616 Yeah! Yeah! Whoo! 1500 01:20:36,451 --> 01:20:38,720 Ow. It's cool. Okay. 1501 01:20:46,027 --> 01:20:47,862 Yeah! Come on! 1502 01:20:49,597 --> 01:20:50,832 Yeah! 1503 01:20:57,839 --> 01:20:59,541 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1504 01:21:08,182 --> 01:21:09,917 (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK) (LAUGHTER) 1505 01:21:09,917 --> 01:21:11,152 (WOMAN YELLING) 1506 01:21:12,086 --> 01:21:14,722 SEBASTIAN: Damn kids. 1507 01:21:14,722 --> 01:21:16,491 MAN: Come on. WOMAN: Let's just do it. 1508 01:21:16,491 --> 01:21:20,061 Hi, everyone. I'm Dean Sebastian. 1509 01:21:20,061 --> 01:21:23,998 I want to thank both teams for putting on a really wonderful display. 1510 01:21:26,167 --> 01:21:27,802 It reminds me of my student days. 1511 01:21:27,802 --> 01:21:29,203 (ALL GROANING) 1512 01:21:29,203 --> 01:21:32,039 Of course, back in those days... 1513 01:21:32,039 --> 01:21:35,042 the cheers weren't quite as complicated. 1514 01:21:35,042 --> 01:21:37,479 Just tell us the winner, will you, please? 1515 01:21:38,913 --> 01:21:40,181 Okay. Thank you. 1516 01:21:42,950 --> 01:21:46,588 The winner, representing Cal State College... 1517 01:21:46,588 --> 01:21:48,756 at the National Cheerleading Championships... 1518 01:21:53,861 --> 01:21:55,029 MAN: Come on! 1519 01:21:56,230 --> 01:21:58,032 MAN 2: Come on! 1520 01:21:58,032 --> 01:21:59,501 (CROWD MUTTERING) 1521 01:22:00,602 --> 01:22:01,936 WOMAN: Let's go! Come on! 1522 01:22:03,705 --> 01:22:05,039 The Renegades! Yeah! 1523 01:22:13,581 --> 01:22:14,816 Yeah! Yeah! 1524 01:22:21,823 --> 01:22:24,258 (SQUEALING) 1525 01:22:24,258 --> 01:22:25,226 (SOBBING) 1526 01:22:32,734 --> 01:22:35,002 You are so pathetic! 1527 01:22:35,002 --> 01:22:37,972 You're pathetic! I know you wax your butt! 1528 01:22:37,972 --> 01:22:40,742 Do you actually think your roots are natural? 1529 01:22:40,742 --> 01:22:41,943 You are not born with roots! 1530 01:22:41,943 --> 01:22:43,511 (GASPS) 1531 01:22:43,511 --> 01:22:44,946 (SQUEAKY VOICE) I was too! 1532 01:22:46,781 --> 01:22:47,982 You did it! I know! 1533 01:22:49,751 --> 01:22:51,252 (SHRIEKS) What'd you think? 1534 01:22:52,920 --> 01:22:54,021 You're right. You sucked. 1535 01:22:54,021 --> 01:22:55,690 (FRUSTRATED GROAN) 1536 01:22:57,058 --> 01:23:00,595 Janice. Towel. Immediately! 1537 01:23:00,595 --> 01:23:02,229 Marni. I quit. Immediately. 1538 01:23:03,798 --> 01:23:04,766 (GASPS) 1539 01:23:05,867 --> 01:23:07,168 Excuse me. 1540 01:23:07,168 --> 01:23:08,970 Oh. Hi. 1541 01:23:08,970 --> 01:23:12,874 Uh, I just wanted to say nice job. 1542 01:23:12,874 --> 01:23:16,243 (CLEARS THROAT) Your routine was good. 1543 01:23:16,243 --> 01:23:18,913 Inconsistent and a tad pedestrian at times, but good. 1544 01:23:20,114 --> 01:23:22,550 Wow. Thanks. I'm not exactly s... 1545 01:23:22,550 --> 01:23:24,719 On behalf of the administration and alumni 1546 01:23:24,719 --> 01:23:26,921 I wanna offer you and your team... 1547 01:23:26,921 --> 01:23:28,956 the full backing of the college. 1548 01:23:28,956 --> 01:23:32,326 You're our new varsity cheerleading squad. 1549 01:23:32,326 --> 01:23:36,798 It'll be a thrill to work with the new... bomb diggity. 1550 01:23:36,798 --> 01:23:39,133 Now if you'll excuse me, ladies, I have a lunch date. 1551 01:23:41,035 --> 01:23:42,103 (EXHALES) 1552 01:23:43,337 --> 01:23:46,207 So, we might need a sub for nationals. 1553 01:23:47,108 --> 01:23:50,311 Really? Wait. Wait. 1554 01:23:50,311 --> 01:23:52,079 You and me on the same team? 1555 01:23:52,079 --> 01:23:54,749 Of course, you'd have to audition first. 1556 01:23:54,749 --> 01:23:55,983 I don't audition. 1557 01:23:57,051 --> 01:23:58,019 Hmm. 1558 01:23:59,186 --> 01:24:00,622 Suit yourself. 1559 01:24:03,224 --> 01:24:05,860 But maybe I can come help you out, you know. 1560 01:24:05,860 --> 01:24:08,195 I'll have to check my "sched." I could bring Marni. 1561 01:24:08,195 --> 01:24:10,932 (SQUEALS) Or not. I never even really liked her anyways. 1562 01:24:10,932 --> 01:24:12,900 It's just, I was thinking Friday 1563 01:24:12,900 --> 01:24:15,603 we could get some "fro-yo," do some choreography. 1564 01:24:15,603 --> 01:24:17,939 You know, you guys. 1565 01:24:17,939 --> 01:24:20,908 TINA: Whittier, you have such great hair. I just... Who does your color? 1566 01:24:20,908 --> 01:24:23,144 Marker. Hmm. 1567 01:24:23,144 --> 01:24:26,213 Uh... S... I expect more... (GROANS) 1568 01:24:26,213 --> 01:24:28,349 Well, she's a sh... sinking ship. 1569 01:24:28,349 --> 01:24:29,283 MAN: Let's do that again. 1570 01:24:29,283 --> 01:24:31,853 Oh, my God! 1571 01:24:31,853 --> 01:24:35,289 You're a real tough cookie with a long history (LIP-SYNCHING) 1572 01:24:35,289 --> 01:24:38,960 Of breaking little hearts like the one in me 1573 01:24:38,960 --> 01:24:42,363 That's okay Let's see how you do it 1574 01:24:42,363 --> 01:24:45,867 Put up your dukes Let's get down to it 1575 01:24:45,867 --> 01:24:49,003 Hit me with your best shot 1576 01:24:49,003 --> 01:24:52,940 Why don't you hit me with your best shot 1577 01:24:52,940 --> 01:24:54,876 Hit me with your best shot 1578 01:24:54,876 --> 01:24:55,977 (GRUNTS) 1579 01:24:55,977 --> 01:24:56,944 Fire away 1580 01:25:00,181 --> 01:25:02,817 You come on with a come-on, You don't fight fair 1581 01:25:04,051 --> 01:25:07,121 But that's okay See if I care 1582 01:25:07,121 --> 01:25:10,658 Knock me down It's all in vain 1583 01:25:10,658 --> 01:25:14,261 I get right back on my feet again 1584 01:25:14,261 --> 01:25:17,398 Hit me with your best shot 1585 01:25:17,398 --> 01:25:19,333 Why don't you hit me with your best shot 1586 01:25:21,368 --> 01:25:23,905 Hit me with your best shot 1587 01:25:23,905 --> 01:25:26,774 Fire away 1588 01:25:26,774 --> 01:25:29,711 Who can settle this and judge it who's right. 1589 01:25:29,711 --> 01:25:31,445 Oh, yeah? Yes! 1590 01:25:31,445 --> 01:25:32,446 MAN: That's a cut. Almost had it. 1591 01:25:32,446 --> 01:25:34,215 (GIGGLES) 1592 01:25:34,215 --> 01:25:36,050 (GUITAR SOLO) 1593 01:25:44,726 --> 01:25:47,862 Hit me with your best shot 1594 01:25:47,862 --> 01:25:51,833 Why don't you hit me with your best shot 1595 01:25:51,833 --> 01:25:54,201 Hit me with your best shot 1596 01:25:54,201 --> 01:25:55,770 Fire away 1597 01:25:59,073 --> 01:26:03,110 Give me an "S-S." Give me a "T-R." Err! 1598 01:26:03,110 --> 01:26:06,013 (GRUNTS) You know I'm about to get twisted, baby! 1599 01:26:06,013 --> 01:26:07,214 Hit me with your best shot 1600 01:26:07,214 --> 01:26:08,415 It's really not coming off. 1601 01:26:08,415 --> 01:26:09,416 Fire away 1602 01:26:09,416 --> 01:26:10,317 Away! 1603 01:26:15,723 --> 01:26:17,892 Fire away 1604 01:26:17,892 --> 01:26:18,760 Yeah! 1605 01:26:22,797 --> 01:26:24,331 Fire away 1606 01:26:24,331 --> 01:26:25,499 WHITTIER: God, are you losing your drawers? 1607 01:26:25,499 --> 01:26:26,400 Sorry. 1608 01:26:29,904 --> 01:26:34,308 Fire away 1609 01:26:36,310 --> 01:26:37,912 And cut! 1610 01:26:38,913 --> 01:26:40,714 (ALL CHEERING) 1611 01:26:49,523 --> 01:26:50,724 You just wait till game day. She'll be perfect. 1612 01:26:50,724 --> 01:26:52,226 (IMITATING WHITTIER) Oh, she's gonna be perfect on game day. 1613 01:26:52,226 --> 01:26:53,861 Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. 1614 01:26:56,097 --> 01:26:57,198 Shh! 1615 01:26:59,133 --> 01:27:00,768 (DANCE) C-Come on 1616 01:27:19,887 --> 01:27:21,422 C-Come on 1617 01:27:56,190 --> 01:27:57,258 (HIP-HOP) 1618 01:27:57,258 --> 01:27:58,392 (MAN RAPPING) 1619 01:27:58,392 --> 01:27:59,326 (INDISTINCT) 1620 01:28:01,362 --> 01:28:03,264 (VOICE SKIPPING) 1621 01:28:07,368 --> 01:28:09,003 (RAPPING CONTINUES) 1622 01:28:09,003 --> 01:28:10,371 (INDISTINCT) 1623 01:28:14,842 --> 01:28:17,578 (CONTINUES) 1624 01:28:20,581 --> 01:28:22,316 C-Come on 1625 01:28:28,355 --> 01:28:30,224 Come on 1626 01:29:27,481 --> 01:29:29,450 (WOMAN VOCALIZING)