1 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:28,333 PLAY Saturday, Sunday and Friday by Detto Mariano 2 00:01:05,792 --> 00:01:07,958 HORN Topola, love?! 3 00:01:08,042 --> 00:01:09,625 Aah, finally! 4 00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:13,333 39 seconds late, Topolo! 5 00:01:13,542 --> 00:01:14,792 I know, what do you want from me? 6 00:01:14,875 --> 00:01:17,583 I'm so sorry, it's that damn alarm clock that never works! 7 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:19,125 Eh, little kiss... 8 00:01:29,292 --> 00:01:33,708 Mouse, you never settle down the tie! - Topola on... 9 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,542 - Ring, there's the pedestrian crossing. - If you don't take your head away I can't see. 10 00:01:37,625 --> 00:01:44,208 - What is it? - Pimple! - Ah...ah! You make me bad, you hurt my nose I can't see anything! 11 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:48,083 - Ring, there's a crossroads. - It's a fixation of yours! 12 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:52,000 Some morning you'll give me a nose so with these pimples! Oh, sorry! 13 00:01:56,292 --> 00:01:58,458 You don't smoke in the morning, it makes you sick to your stomach. 14 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:05,042 - Surprise! - Another medicine. - This is miraculous, Topolo. 15 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,708 But what is this stuff? 16 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:18,417 It's sedative and also a bit of an aphrodisiac. 17 00:02:19,042 --> 00:02:20,583 - The arrow. - Yes... 18 00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:28,250 You will see that these two days of the sea will do you good. 19 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:33,000 I booked at the Delfino in Rapallo, I have called that we will arrive at 2.10pm. 20 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:34,042 Precise... 21 00:02:34,167 --> 00:02:37,875 At 11.30 we leave the company, at 2.00 pm we are at the Rapallo toll booth. 22 00:02:38,042 --> 00:02:40,917 2.10pm to the guesthouse, perfect?! - Perfect! 23 00:02:41,292 --> 00:02:44,042 - Will you make it? - Of course I can. With this one at 120 per hour... 24 00:02:44,208 --> 00:02:44,958 - You can't do it! 25 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,000 How can I not do it? 26 00:02:46,042 --> 00:02:49,375 - You can't handle that traffic light. - What traffic light, can't you see it's green? 27 00:02:49,667 --> 00:02:53,125 Yes but then it turns yellow, brake! SCREAMS 28 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:54,667 THUD 29 00:02:54,833 --> 00:02:59,833 - Mom! - Did you see that it's yellow? - Thanks to the cabbage that is now yellow! 30 00:03:00,292 --> 00:03:00,833 Ah... 31 00:03:01,792 --> 00:03:04,792 Hey, gun, what are you up to?! You see the green light and get stuck?! 32 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:05,625 Are you crazy?! 33 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:08,750 Sorry sir, you're right. In fact the traffic light was green. 34 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:12,250 But since my girlfriend, mine Topola "put yellow, put green..." 35 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:15,083 - We screwed ourselves up! - But what does this say?! 36 00:03:15,625 --> 00:03:19,458 - He said we were right, dear sir. Eh! - Oh yes, huh?! 37 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:21,875 IN MILAN Come here, southerner. 38 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,625 Don't do simultaneous translation, this he gets pissed off! Sorry, sir! 39 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:29,208 - So, who's right? - Very simple, she hit us. 40 00:03:29,333 --> 00:03:30,667 - Whoever crashes pays, eh! 41 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:34,333 - There are at least 173,000 lire of damage. - Even less, forget it! 42 00:03:34,417 --> 00:03:37,333 - What are you doing, are you paying? - In the meantime I'll give you a deposit! 43 00:03:37,417 --> 00:03:39,417 THUD Aaah! 44 00:03:39,542 --> 00:03:43,333 Our Lady of the Incoronata! Here the waters get tangled! 45 00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:47,167 - He said that you are a criminal, rude and idiot, okay?! - Hand! 46 00:03:47,292 --> 00:03:48,292 - He didn't mean it like that! 47 00:03:48,417 --> 00:03:50,000 To me?! 48 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:55,833 - I'm an idiot?! - CLELIA Villano! - Stop it! 49 00:03:55,958 --> 00:03:58,208 Where are you going? Come here! 50 00:03:58,333 --> 00:04:01,000 Come here you rude criminal! 51 00:04:01,083 --> 00:04:05,292 No, that's worse! Let's try to think, dear gentlemen among gentlemen... 52 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:08,750 NICOLA SCREAMS Blessed Madonna! 53 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:11,708 Come on, it's not worth it to discuss. Bausci! 54 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:14,875 - Bausci! - And he also wants to be right! 55 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,542 CLELIA We'll see you in court! 56 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:20,292 - He gave you the deposit! - Good thing he didn't pay me off! 57 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,708 ENGINE ACCELERATES 58 00:04:22,083 --> 00:04:24,292 - NICOLA What is it? It will not start? - Hey you! - What is it? 59 00:04:24,458 --> 00:04:25,750 Aaahl!!! 60 00:04:27,375 --> 00:04:29,625 What are you doing, running away? Shit! 61 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:34,083 - He told you shit, let's go back! - But what "shit"? He must have said rude! 62 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:37,375 And even if it were, what do you care? It means I digest well! 63 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,667 RHYTHMED LIGHT MUSIC 64 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,958 Agree. What is it miss? 65 00:05:02,042 --> 00:05:04,792 - There are complications for engineer Tokimoto. - Who? 66 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:07,833 Don't you remember? The design engineer of the company in Tokyo. 67 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:10,000 - It says May 12th, look. 68 00:05:10,125 --> 00:05:12,792 He intends to come to Milan and stay for 24 hours. 69 00:05:12,917 --> 00:05:14,083 Oh yes, yes I remember. Well? 70 00:05:14,583 --> 00:05:18,333 - But it arrives in 6 hours. - Face it prepare the apartment upstairs 71 00:05:18,417 --> 00:05:20,000 - as usual, the one for guests. 72 00:05:20,042 --> 00:05:23,042 - Notify the public authorities relationships. - Here's the problem! 73 00:05:23,208 --> 00:05:26,542 Gavazzi is on holiday, Doctor Ruta He has a very serious mother-in-law. 74 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:30,208 - Send us Martinelli. - Just talk the German. You will have to go and receive it. 75 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:33,250 - it?! Are you joking?! - So who's going? 76 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,083 But not only! 77 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,125 I have no intention of ruining myself on Saturday evenings, blowing my mind 78 00:05:37,208 --> 00:05:38,875 for Milan this Japanese engineer. 79 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,750 - What did he say his name was? - Tokimoto. - Never heard of it! 80 00:05:42,875 --> 00:05:46,417 - Must be a small fish. - So what? - We're looking for someone. 81 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:49,875 The first idiot that comes to mind. Yes can convince you to give up 82 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:52,167 to your weekend and know speak a little English. 83 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:57,167 And be willing to sacrifice himself for the company...hu-hum! 84 00:05:58,333 --> 00:06:01,958 In short, a... gentle guy who... don't cause trouble. 85 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:04,250 Let's see who it could be. 86 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:09,000 - Here, that one! What's his name? - It's the accountant La Brocca. 87 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:11,708 Then send me this accountant La Brocca. 88 00:06:12,042 --> 00:06:15,542 - No, no, no and no! - Try to reason. - You know me well. 89 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:18,333 - When I have planned something I do it anyway. - But... 90 00:06:18,417 --> 00:06:20,667 I go to Rapallo alone. By train. 91 00:06:20,958 --> 00:06:24,625 - But he didn't leave me time to talk. - Tell him now that you refuse! 92 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:30,167 Here it comes. On! Make yours count rights. Prove yourself as a man! 93 00:06:30,500 --> 00:06:31,625 For once. 94 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,750 - Certain! - Perfect? - Perfect! 95 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:37,750 - Allow director? Excuse me. - What is it? 96 00:06:37,833 --> 00:06:40,708 I'm sorry for the Japanese engineer but I can't go there. 97 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,125 But has the accountant gone mad? 98 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:46,000 He knows that if they take away our license the first to Is it really her to find herself with her ass on the ground? 99 00:06:46,083 --> 00:06:46,667 I know but... 100 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:49,917 She Tokimoto is definitely going to get him! Then there is no one left 101 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,333 in a company that speaks English. 102 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:54,250 Or rather, get moving before the plane arrives from Tokyo in less than an hour! 103 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:57,958 You load the Japanese, you push him around a bit for Milan, in short, let him have fun! 104 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:01,375 Don't doubt, it will be done! Goodbye! Regards to his family. 105 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:03,417 You remind me of your lady. Ah! The hand! 106 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:07,250 - Okay, here's the hand. - Ninth! The hand inside the door! 107 00:07:07,667 --> 00:07:11,167 Hand in the door, okay not get very excited! Until we meet again. 108 00:07:11,333 --> 00:07:12,542 Available. 109 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:13,667 Taxi! 110 00:07:16,917 --> 00:07:21,083 Clelia! Clelia! Taxi, one moment! 111 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,167 Topola why do we have to argue like this? 112 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:27,958 NICOLA SCREAMS Aaah! The hand! 113 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,375 NICOLA SCREAMS 114 00:07:32,708 --> 00:07:34,042 Aaaaaaah... 115 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:35,292 Station! 116 00:07:36,667 --> 00:07:39,458 NICOLA COMPLAINS OF PAIN 117 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:44,042 Aaah! 118 00:07:45,875 --> 00:07:49,792 And I knew it, the plane from Tokyo is already arrived. If they are not on time. 119 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:54,708 Ah...here are the Japanese. 120 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:56,667 Tokimoto? 121 00:07:59,792 --> 00:08:01,083 Mister Tokimoto? 122 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:05,833 IN ENGLISH Is it Mister Tokimoto? Thank you. 123 00:08:07,667 --> 00:08:10,167 Mister Tokimoto? Engineer Tokimoto? 124 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:16,625 IN ENGLISH It is engineer Tokimoto of Zaikoto? - Zaikoto? 125 00:08:17,250 --> 00:08:22,792 - I am the accountant... - IN ENGLISH Zaikoto. Zaikoto $60. 126 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,792 IN ENGLISH This 20 dollars. And this 40 dollars. 127 00:08:27,167 --> 00:08:30,833 - IN ENGLISH Do you want to buy one? - Fuck you! - To you and sister. 128 00:08:32,792 --> 00:08:35,375 Manh...Engineer Tokimoto? 129 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:42,542 - Oh finally accountant La Brocca, come! - Ambreus have you seen the Japanese engineer? 130 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:44,750 - I see a lot of them in here! - This house is beautiful! 131 00:08:44,875 --> 00:08:47,500 This is the family's apartment guests. I'll explain everything to her and then I'll go. 132 00:08:47,667 --> 00:08:51,375 It is the Zaikoto prototype of the house of future. An electronic miracle. 133 00:08:51,542 --> 00:08:53,833 The doors open clapping your hands. Like this. 134 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:55,125 BEEP REPEATEDLY 135 00:08:56,042 --> 00:09:00,667 - It's the same thing to close them again. - How beautiful... - Silence, come! 136 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:05,375 This is the emergency bed in case of other guests. To open it you blow. 137 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:14,625 - To close it again, ditto! - It's easy, because... - Shut up. 138 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:18,875 Here the windows always remain closed, for which there is an aerator. 139 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:20,000 Smack! 140 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:22,958 - Ambrogio, are you a bit of an ass? - It's for the aerator. 141 00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:24,333 - Smack! - Ahh... 142 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:28,000 I'll do it! 143 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:28,917 Smack! 144 00:09:30,375 --> 00:09:34,458 - Wonderful but you have to remember many things. - For the lights... Sssh! 145 00:09:35,083 --> 00:09:39,333 - Now I haven't spoken! - Enough do directional "ssh", look. 146 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,542 Shh! 147 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:44,833 Shh! 148 00:09:45,500 --> 00:09:47,000 To turn them off, the same way. 149 00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:48,083 - Shh! - Shh! 150 00:09:48,417 --> 00:09:48,917 Shh! 151 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:50,125 Shh! 152 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:54,708 Then for anything here are the instructions in 3 languages, but it's so easy! 153 00:09:55,125 --> 00:09:57,917 - Goodbye, accountant! - Hello, Ambrogio, see you. 154 00:09:58,250 --> 00:09:59,542 - Ah Ambrose! - What is it? 155 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:04,750 - Apart from the explanations I didn't understand if the engineer came from Japan. 156 00:10:04,917 --> 00:10:07,542 - I didn't see anyone, goodbye. - HI. 157 00:10:07,750 --> 00:10:08,667 ELECTRONIC NOISE 158 00:10:08,792 --> 00:10:13,667 Better this way! Perfect! I'm calling now Topola, do you know happiness? 159 00:10:16,792 --> 00:10:20,292 Wow! Or it's under control or it is under high vacuum. 160 00:10:20,417 --> 00:10:24,542 LAUGHING What bullshit I say! Of course today the technique today...oh. 161 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:33,333 Sshl! Shh! Do you want to resist me? NICOLA MAKES A RATTLE 162 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:38,000 Have you seen? You will be technologically ahead, but the human brain is ahead of you. 163 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:38,750 PERNACCHIA 164 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:39,583 PERNACCHIA 165 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:40,625 Perfect. 166 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:47,958 - Good morning, miss. - Hello, Gustavo, how are you? 167 00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:50,417 - Whatever you want, Miss without it of you? Executioner world. 168 00:10:50,542 --> 00:10:54,458 - But now that you're here, it's better. - What are you doing? Are you crazy?! 169 00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:59,875 - Miss Benelli?! A phone call for her from Milan. - For me? - Yes. 170 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:03,708 He must be my boyfriend. 171 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:08,500 - You're welcome, miss. - Thank you. 172 00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:11,875 - Ready. - "I'll call you from the company's apartment!" 173 00:11:11,917 --> 00:11:12,958 - Finally. 174 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:17,042 - "Has he arrived?" - No. That's why I called. 175 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,833 He didn't arrive at the airport. Eh! 176 00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:22,042 Oh I'm coming! That I'm not coming. In 2 hours, 2 and a half hours it will be Îì. 177 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,333 Remember the sunscreen, otherwise you'll burn everything! 178 00:11:25,458 --> 00:11:29,167 Okay Topola, I know, sunscreen, arthritis cream... 179 00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:32,750 ..and then we'll do Turkish things. - "You I wait naked in the solarium". LAUGH 180 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:37,500 Sorry, they have solarium at the door. They have rang, I'll be right away, wait on the line. 181 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:39,375 "I await love". 182 00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:41,500 - Shh! 183 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,167 ELECTRONIC NOISE 184 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,250 Orange man with mustache you told me La Blacca. 185 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:54,417 - I didn't understand, sorry. - You La Blacca? 186 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:55,917 "La Blacca"? 187 00:11:56,125 --> 00:12:01,333 Ahh, I get it. in English It confused me. My name is Mr. La Brocca. 2 "C". 188 00:12:02,292 --> 00:12:06,250 IN ENGLISH Excuse me, I am engineer Tokimoto. 189 00:12:07,042 --> 00:12:13,000 - Tokimoto?! The design engineer of Zaikoto? - Yes, me. 190 00:12:14,917 --> 00:12:19,583 - But she's a woman. - the woman. Are you sorry? 191 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:25,583 No, I'm happy. I didn't do it come in because I was dazed, you understand... 192 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,208 I was so stunned that I didn't expect it such a female engineer. 193 00:12:31,542 --> 00:12:33,667 - I am happy to do his knowledge. - Nice. 194 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:34,500 Smack 195 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,625 Let's imagine! I knew it! Excuse me! 196 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:38,458 Smack! 197 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:42,500 There, finished. Air electronic conditioning. 198 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:46,042 I was at the airport, and I also made a huge sign 199 00:12:46,167 --> 00:12:49,125 with "Zaikoto" written on it, he knows he has arrived a Japanese man who wanted to sell... 200 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:53,792 Many apologies, honorable accountant, done waiting in customs for this. 201 00:12:54,042 --> 00:12:56,875 - Very suspicious Italian financiers. - "Hello? Can you hear me?!" 202 00:12:56,958 --> 00:12:58,750 Never mind, it's important that it's arrived. 203 00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,500 This apartment is available guests of honor like her. 204 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:10,292 - Do you have to go now? - No. I'm employed "public relations"" for you. 205 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:15,958 - Today Saturday. No children? - No... 206 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:20,542 - No wife? -No. What children, what wife? I am alone, I am free. 207 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,917 I'm free as a bird! "Free come a bird" You understan "bird"? 208 00:13:24,167 --> 00:13:28,000 - "Hello?! Ready!!i" - Excuse me, I have to answer. 209 00:13:28,917 --> 00:13:31,083 Plego, it's up to you. 210 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,875 I'm deaf, don't hear. 211 00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:35,792 Mouse, can you hear me? 212 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:37,917 Ready? 213 00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:45,000 - Finish! - I'm a little tired from the long journey. Wanting to shower. 214 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:50,000 Of course, I wanted to tell him first, but not I dared. The bedroom is over there. 215 00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:51,542 There must be a shower. 216 00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:52,958 Thank you. 217 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,167 ELECTRONIC NOISE 218 00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,542 ORIENTAL MUSIC 219 00:14:01,792 --> 00:14:03,208 It's over there, the... 220 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,500 LAUGHTER 221 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,000 - Pelmetto. - Please. 222 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,833 This is drugs, yes. 223 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,292 Oriental drug. Mysterious Orient. 224 00:14:31,833 --> 00:14:33,167 It's also freeze-dried. 225 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,583 This is hashisholi, or KB or LSD. 226 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:40,500 PHONE RINGING Ready? Who speaks? 227 00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,042 "Topola, I'm Topola. But why did you hang up?" 228 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:46,375 - I don't know, you can see that line it stopped, I think. 229 00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:48,125 "But I heard a woman's voice." 230 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:53,208 Exactly, the woman. Since here's the thing supersonic voices intrude. 231 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:56,708 - "Then we agree, you're coming in 2 hours" - Well, yes, I can't get there. 232 00:14:56,792 --> 00:15:00,208 - "You can't?" - No, unfortunately the Japanese have arrived. 233 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:04,125 - "So you're not coming?" - How do I do it? Do I leave it here? You tell me. 234 00:15:04,292 --> 00:15:08,333 Okay, I understand, here I am anyway I have a lot of fun even alone. 235 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:12,917 This pension then... is full of beautiful youth. 236 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:17,000 And...then there is a professional who pays me a merciless court. 237 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,833 If anyone will let me do one silly girl, it will all be your fault. 238 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:21,625 All right? 239 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:25,375 Yes, that's fine. It does not matter. Now I have to say goodbye to you. HI. 240 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:30,000 - "Can you at least tell me what it's like?" - A normal Japanese. 241 00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:31,083 How do you want it to be? 242 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:36,208 Ugly little guy with two butts in hand...2 almond-shaped eyes 243 00:15:36,292 --> 00:15:37,500 what I won't tell you and... 244 00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,542 - "I don't envy you, Topolo." - Okay, hi Topola, I greet you. 245 00:15:40,708 --> 00:15:46,000 - "Kiss"? - I can't, otherwise here the north wind comes out. 246 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:49,875 - Can you hear when I'll call you back? - Never! You better not call. I'll call. 247 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,083 - "Bye then, Topolo." - HI. 248 00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:58,542 You got it engineer! This is Japanese provocation. 249 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:03,833 If I had the courage... And now I'm all on drugs. 250 00:16:05,417 --> 00:16:06,375 Sili... 251 00:16:14,958 --> 00:16:17,167 When you save yourself engineer mine with me, eh! 252 00:16:19,583 --> 00:16:21,167 How do you take this stuff? 253 00:16:26,417 --> 00:16:29,208 Oriental cocaine, I feel Already all shaken up, I feel. 254 00:16:31,583 --> 00:16:32,250 Aanh! 255 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:35,000 - What is it? - What did you do? Did you eat grandpa? 256 00:16:35,083 --> 00:16:38,417 - What grandfather? - Those, ashes of poor dead grandfather. 257 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:43,625 No! Then I would eat the ashes of a deceased?! Oh God I'm sick! 258 00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:46,000 I believed it which was exciting. 259 00:16:48,417 --> 00:16:51,792 I had an Italian grandfather, of Milan. 260 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:56,583 So I'm not very yellow and speak a little Italian. 261 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,750 He came many years ago in Japan. 262 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:04,500 Known geisha, like Pinkerton. Do you know Pinkerton? 263 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:09,833 - Why not? Pinkerton, that of television, investigation. - No. 264 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:14,375 Pinkerton...by Butterfly. 265 00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:19,667 The geisha grandmother. He married her and had a child, my mother. 266 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,625 Now he's dead. He gave me the last wish. 267 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,542 Clean his body. 268 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:33,458 I, dressed geisha, throw ashes in the large, clear Naviglio river. 269 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,083 Therefore, I Milan. 270 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:40,667 Of course it's a very romantic story this one from the ashes.. 271 00:17:40,833 --> 00:17:45,917 I'm sick, I have a duodenal ulcer. It will be perforated. 272 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:47,792 It will be the impression of the deceased. 273 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:52,208 - By the way, how did the deceased die? - By Mochitachi. - Is it contagious? 274 00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:56,542 - Very. No, not good, medicines Poison. It hurts. - I feel bad. 275 00:17:56,708 --> 00:18:00,500 I have duodenal ulcer, liver in pieces, I feel like throwing up. 276 00:18:01,917 --> 00:18:08,333 the eastern one. We orientals have a good remedy against every bodily ailment. 277 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,958 - Of the body... SNEEEZE 278 00:18:11,042 --> 00:18:14,750 Nice to look like my statue of Buddha. 279 00:18:15,083 --> 00:18:20,000 Well, that I look like Buddha is fine, but don't tell me very nice, eh. Otherwise... 280 00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:32,708 Now, with acupuncture, you no longer feel ailments. 281 00:18:34,667 --> 00:18:38,417 Ah! This pin bro I really like the hair. 282 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,042 - Do you feel bad? 283 00:18:43,208 --> 00:18:46,000 - No. I just feel a tickle at the epidermal level. 284 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:52,292 This is a very stimulating point for amorous area. 285 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:57,167 How cute is this thing! I look like a rhino. 286 00:18:58,167 --> 00:19:02,125 -How do you feel now? - Stimulate, stimulate the needle... 287 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,458 I feel all one strange scrambling. 288 00:19:06,833 --> 00:19:10,500 - You'll see, your ailments are over, this care very good. 289 00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:12,833 - Very good indeed. It's good, eh-eh. 290 00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:21,083 Put it, put it, don't worry. 291 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:27,208 Do you like this point? 292 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:31,125 Nice... 293 00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:37,292 - Extend your vision. - Not just the view. 294 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:43,000 - It's beautiful. - Everything OK? - Perfect view! 295 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,958 Stomach, liver, everything is fine. 296 00:19:46,375 --> 00:19:49,708 I said it: oriental medicine. 297 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:54,583 - Now I go over there, you stay relaxed. - Eh, it's a word. 298 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,292 WHISTLE 299 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:01,042 BULLET HISSES 300 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:02,792 NICOLA SCREAMS 301 00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:23,583 - But what is that one doing? - He's doing his grandfather's funeral. 302 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:24,542 - But where is the coffin? 303 00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:28,000 - Nothing, the cash desk isn't there. There is ash that gets into the thing... 304 00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:33,458 Poor grandfather. NICOLA SIGHS 305 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:09,542 NICOLA COUGHING 306 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,417 - Thank you. - Please. 307 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,667 For poor grandfather too are you crying? 308 00:21:17,750 --> 00:21:21,167 Yes. You and your grandfather cry, I cry for... 309 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,792 - Miss Benelli, again for her from Milan. - Thank you. 310 00:21:24,875 --> 00:21:27,500 - Please don't keep your phone on it too busy. What a drag. 311 00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,500 Hello, are you Topolo? 312 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:29,792 "Yes Topola." 313 00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:33,083 - Did you make it? - Okay but I'm not playing, I'm working. 314 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,583 And I didn't have time, eh! 315 00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,417 Too bad for you. I'm in excellent condition here company. 316 00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:41,417 I found a suitor it seems John Travolta's lookalike. All right? 317 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:44,625 Look at my bearing! 318 00:21:45,208 --> 00:21:48,875 - Okay, I'll call you later, bye. - TOKIMOTO Nicola! Look. 319 00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:57,417 - Do you like it like that? - "Mouse can you hear me?" - Stupendous! I am speechless. 320 00:21:57,625 --> 00:22:00,875 Hello dear, we'll talk to you, I'll ask you... here...bye! 321 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:05,583 "Nicola, who are you talking to? Nicola?!" 322 00:22:06,917 --> 00:22:08,667 THUD Aaaah!! 323 00:22:09,917 --> 00:22:14,333 - I faint, love! - "Nicholas!" Nicola! 324 00:22:17,417 --> 00:22:21,583 - Great son of a bitch! - Because what did I do to her? - Not you, him! 325 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:24,833 My boyfriend! Coward, no less engineer! 326 00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:28,000 He's having fun with a female. And me she made herself come here! 327 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:31,458 But damn it, if you want me for you I'll break his face. Come. 328 00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:36,208 GUSTAVO WHISTLES Do you see those 2? 329 00:22:36,292 --> 00:22:39,667 Those are my brothers, Giacomino and Galeazzo. They will give us a hand! 330 00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:43,000 - Very good! Then it will be a massacre. Let's go! 331 00:22:43,417 --> 00:22:46,708 - Here, these gift flowers for you. - Thank you. 332 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:51,000 I'm leaving tomorrow and I want you to remember me. 333 00:22:51,792 --> 00:22:55,333 Too bad you're leaving tomorrow, you know? Six really a formidable engineer. Thank you. 334 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:59,208 - Chrysanthemums? - You don't like chrysanthemums? - Why not? 335 00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:03,458 In Italy chrysanthemums bring joy, they bring good luck. Thank you. 336 00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:05,625 Please. 337 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:10,083 - Let's go? - Let's go. 338 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:21,542 - Hey! But how does she walk? - Since you are from Japan... 339 00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:23,292 - she dressed like a European and I... 340 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:25,333 But what the fuck do we care to her? Sorry, ah! 341 00:23:28,917 --> 00:23:31,958 SOFT MUSIC WITH HARP 342 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:41,000 - Sayonara! Sayonara. - Sayonera, sayoneral! 343 00:23:41,333 --> 00:23:46,292 Fly, honorable little birds. And make lots of nests in the trees. 344 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:50,917 You want, ladies, you want! NICOLA SCREAMS 345 00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:53,458 Not very honorable dog. 346 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,542 - And not even the master. - Look. - Yes, I'm coming. 347 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,083 Splendid initiative. Truly poetic. 348 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:08,000 Repopulate the parks of Milan of birds. 349 00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:12,042 - Nice, really nice! - It was her. - Compliments. 350 00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:15,833 - Thank you. - But what is it? - Brings luck. 351 00:24:16,042 --> 00:24:24,000 So, 56 canaries, 12 finches, 18 robins and 2 turtle doves. 352 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:28,667 - That's...590,000 plus VAT. - Sayonara! 353 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:40,042 - This is a strip of Puglia in the center of Mileno. - Here it is. 354 00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:44,417 - These were homemade. - Thank you. - Enjoy your meal. 355 00:24:45,208 --> 00:24:48,750 - You will feel what a delight I am the ears. - Orecchiette? 356 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,417 - IN ENGLISH Small ears. - You cannibal? - But no, what did you understand? 357 00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:55,167 This is a kind of your rice, it's just a little bigger. 358 00:24:55,292 --> 00:24:58,500 It's an Apulian pasta that we make us. With durum wheat from our land. 359 00:24:58,583 --> 00:24:59,875 Tough like us Apulians. 360 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,417 - Mixed with Chateau la fontaine. - That? 361 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:05,417 - Water from the fountain. - Perfect. 362 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:06,292 Eh... 363 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,042 APPLAUSE 364 00:25:11,125 --> 00:25:15,875 It's occurring to me... I don't know how to tell you. Do you like to dream? 365 00:25:16,417 --> 00:25:21,500 Like me, there are those who dream of being a general, some a minister 366 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:23,542 ..who dreams of being a billionaire. 367 00:25:23,708 --> 00:25:26,958 For me, on the other hand... I would like to... 368 00:25:27,708 --> 00:25:32,458 - I'd like... - Yes? - Open an orecchiette restaurant. 369 00:25:32,583 --> 00:25:34,792 It's a fixation. Orecchiette for everybodoli. 370 00:25:35,375 --> 00:25:38,750 - Good evening. - What do you find there in this place? It's so kitschy! 371 00:25:38,875 --> 00:25:41,417 It's just for a change once, nothing ever goes well for you. 372 00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:44,583 You are very sweet. 373 00:25:47,625 --> 00:25:50,250 - Listen, would you do me a favor? See that sir at that table? -Yes 374 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:52,417 - Here let me come here. - Right away sir. 375 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:55,208 - Who is he, a friend of yours? - No, he's a piece of shit! 376 00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:59,292 - Ok, I'll wait for you at the bar. - Yes, wait for me at the bar. Pain in the ass... 377 00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:02,125 PUGLIAN SONG 378 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:08,958 Good evening director. 379 00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:13,833 Accountant La Brocca, if I'm not mistaken he had a delicate assignment from the company. 380 00:26:13,917 --> 00:26:14,708 Here she is... 381 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:18,458 Instead of carrying the engineer around Japanese she brings me girls around. 382 00:26:18,583 --> 00:26:22,625 - Let me... - No, I just want to know where the poor engineer dumped me! 383 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:24,625 Sorry but if you don't leave me never explain! Here you are. 384 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,583 So he, that is, I meant her... 385 00:26:26,875 --> 00:26:29,833 the engineer who arrived from Japan in short, that's it. 386 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,208 - That one over there? - Her. 387 00:26:34,958 --> 00:26:37,833 MANAGER Osteria... really good... 388 00:26:40,625 --> 00:26:42,542 - What a piece of engineer! - Beautiful, huh? 389 00:26:43,042 --> 00:26:47,958 - And... tell me a little, accountant: say character is a pain in the ass? A little boring? 390 00:26:48,083 --> 00:26:50,333 - Noo, it's a wonderful thing, wonderful. 391 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:51,667 The end of the world. 392 00:26:53,250 --> 00:26:58,458 Look...accountant if I'm not mistaken you tell me he said he had an urgent commitment. 393 00:26:58,792 --> 00:27:01,083 Ninth. Actually I already have everything sorted out director. 394 00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:04,250 Don't give compliments, I'll take care of the engineer. 395 00:27:04,417 --> 00:27:07,083 - No, we were already eating... - Don't tell me anything! I understand! 396 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:10,500 You have released yourself from the first commitment and you are afraid to be alone for the rest of the evening. 397 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,375 - No it's not that. - Don't tell me nothing! 398 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:14,583 - If I never tell her anything, I won't let's never talk, sorry! 399 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:15,833 - Accountant... - Who is he? 400 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,583 - I'll give you the Baby... - And who is he? 401 00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:18,750 - Like who is the Baby?! 402 00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:23,667 An incandescent babe all pepper and honey. Evening guaranteed with an extra sexy ending! 403 00:27:23,792 --> 00:27:26,375 And then accountant...all paid in precedence. 404 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,917 - Cuntent accountant?! 405 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,250 - What interests me? Not I don't know that one. 406 00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,500 - Why aren't you interested? But it has did you look closely at Baby? 407 00:27:32,583 --> 00:27:35,375 - I don't even know who he is? - Baby?! - Come here for a while! 408 00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:38,417 - Let me introduce you to ours accountant La Brocca. - Very happy. 409 00:27:38,542 --> 00:27:39,375 - This is Baby. 410 00:27:39,417 --> 00:27:42,542 - Engineer La Brocca will keep you company for the rest of the evening. - What? 411 00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:45,958 - No director, forget me I like the jar. - Jar to me? 412 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,833 - Look who's talking, you idiot tarluc! - No, look, he didn't want... 413 00:27:49,958 --> 00:27:52,500 I totally get it, go to hell tel too! Stupid! 414 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:56,792 - Are you happy? - Very happy. - I mean her he's left without company, you know that, yes? 415 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,708 But look, I have company. There's Tokimoto waiting for me. 416 00:27:59,792 --> 00:28:02,792 - We said that I'll think about Tokimoto I. - We actually didn't say that. 417 00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:05,833 - Accountant insists? I'm sending her away! - Director, do as you like. 418 00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:07,958 - We've been chatting for an hour. 419 00:28:08,125 --> 00:28:09,875 Let's talk to each other man to man. 420 00:28:09,958 --> 00:28:13,000 Once in a while I get an opportunity with such a gorgeous woman... 421 00:28:13,167 --> 00:28:15,833 ..which must be because he has eyes almond-shaped, he even sees me as handsome. 422 00:28:15,958 --> 00:28:19,042 Then he leaves tomorrow, it's the last evening, come on leave me alone, director. 423 00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:24,042 - All right, accountant, you convinced me. You can see he cares like crazy. - Yes. 424 00:28:24,542 --> 00:28:28,583 - You can have dinner with your engineer. Actually, you know what do I tell us? -No - Come with me. 425 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:29,292 Where are we going? 426 00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:33,750 In this icebox there is everything: stay away, hares, pheasants, salmon, caviar, truffles. 427 00:28:33,833 --> 00:28:34,417 All! 428 00:28:34,542 --> 00:28:37,375 - You are my guest. - The truffle is one nice idea! Since it's exciting 429 00:28:37,417 --> 00:28:39,667 It takes away that lump in my throat it gives me shyness. 430 00:28:39,792 --> 00:28:42,500 - Please, please, choose yourself. Further down, still. - What? 431 00:28:42,625 --> 00:28:43,333 - Oh! On! 432 00:28:43,458 --> 00:28:48,500 INCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS 433 00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,917 INUDIBLE "Your damn things". 434 00:28:53,417 --> 00:28:55,125 - Miss Tokimoto? - Yes. 435 00:28:55,542 --> 00:28:58,833 IN ENGLISH I am the director of the Italian branch Zaikoto. 436 00:28:59,083 --> 00:29:02,292 IN ENGLISH Happy to meet you. Is he English? 437 00:29:02,417 --> 00:29:04,375 - IN ENGLISH Of course not, I'm Italian. 438 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:07,500 - You can speak Italian with me, I understand. 439 00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:12,833 Do you speak Italian? Fantastic, this the Accountant La Brocca hadn't told me. 440 00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:14,708 Is possible...can I sit here? 441 00:29:14,958 --> 00:29:17,458 Yes. This place Nicola, please. 442 00:29:18,208 --> 00:29:22,917 - By the way, Nicola had to leave, and unfortunately he won't be back. - Why? 443 00:29:23,042 --> 00:29:27,875 He had to escape to Chiasso, Switzerland. You know, freezing of funds. 444 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:29,792 Oh no! 445 00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:33,667 - Unfortunately he begged me anyway to say hello to her very much. 446 00:29:34,083 --> 00:29:36,458 - You friend Nicola? - Friend? Much more! 447 00:29:36,583 --> 00:29:41,458 Brother. I am very fond of him. He is a man of great qualities. 448 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:46,292 Extraordinary man. But did it go away like this? 449 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:50,583 Don't worry, we might end the evening together and... 450 00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:53,958 ..then if you allow I'll take you home where Nicola will join us. 451 00:29:55,292 --> 00:29:58,125 - Real? - So he assured me, then I don't know... 452 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,958 I finished it. More hungry. Let's go. 453 00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:05,875 Shh. 454 00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:10,917 Here, we could sit down on these comfortable pillows! 455 00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:19,167 - sit here, wait for Nicola. - Sure, but it doesn't mean you'll arrive right away. 456 00:30:19,667 --> 00:30:22,000 At the Chiasso customs sometimes they waste hours. 457 00:30:22,583 --> 00:30:26,458 Anyway, to keep her company, there I'm here. PHONE RINGING 458 00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:29,917 - Oh! Maybe Nicola! - Nicholas... 459 00:30:32,542 --> 00:30:36,000 Hello! Hello! 460 00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:38,833 Ready? 461 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:45,500 I'm there, the slut replied. 462 00:30:50,792 --> 00:30:52,792 Ah! My goodness! 463 00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:58,875 Lord, what are you doing in there? Come, do you want to die frozen? 464 00:30:59,042 --> 00:31:05,833 NICOLA COMPLAINS What is it? How are you? Who was it? 465 00:31:06,083 --> 00:31:11,375 Wretched! Cursed! Son of a bitch! The director! 466 00:31:11,625 --> 00:31:13,875 To be alone with Tokimoto at times it kills me! 467 00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:19,167 - He left me frozen! - Stay up! Stay up! 468 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,333 Oh what the fuck are you thinking? 469 00:31:22,333 --> 00:31:27,000 - Allow me. - For me? - Sure, I want to toast our meeting. 470 00:31:27,708 --> 00:31:30,875 No, I don't toast with anyone, only with Nicola! 471 00:31:30,958 --> 00:31:34,333 But look, Nicola probably won't comes. Maybe he was the one calling 472 00:31:34,458 --> 00:31:35,583 to cancel the appointment. 473 00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:38,292 And I don't mind that terun there I wouldn't trust it one bit. 474 00:31:39,125 --> 00:31:41,792 I don't believe you. Nicola very delicious. 475 00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:45,083 But then for me it's not really there no hope? 476 00:31:46,083 --> 00:31:50,292 - I'm so lonely, if you knew. - You just an ugly pig. 477 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:52,042 - Want to come with me. 478 00:31:52,167 --> 00:31:54,958 the?! I am a very serious person. 479 00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:59,625 - Now I'm tired, go to bed. - Engineer but... 480 00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:02,208 Don't try to come that way because I lead. 481 00:32:05,750 --> 00:32:08,833 BELL Uh Signur, who Who's the hour? 482 00:32:10,375 --> 00:32:12,208 - Good evening, would you like to? - Purcon! 483 00:32:12,417 --> 00:32:12,917 Whoa!! 484 00:32:14,083 --> 00:32:17,167 But who are you? What do you want? 485 00:32:18,417 --> 00:32:21,583 Incredible! What could he have found anything better? 486 00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:22,833 Man... 487 00:32:26,875 --> 00:32:29,667 THUD 488 00:32:35,583 --> 00:32:39,833 IN MILAN On, sir! But what did I do wrong? 489 00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:42,708 Take this! DIRECTOR SCREAMS 490 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,542 And this one! DIRECTOR SCREAMS 491 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:53,292 Now I'll pull out those four hairs What's on your mind! 492 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:57,000 - Nicholas? - Tokimoto, love, If you knew what I went through! 493 00:32:57,125 --> 00:33:00,167 You're finally back! Is everything okay with the frozen funds? 494 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:03,792 Frozen! Frozen! But fuck... damn you! 495 00:33:04,125 --> 00:33:04,917 Oonh! 496 00:33:05,292 --> 00:33:08,208 - By the way, what is that abominable doing here? director here? - I do not know. 497 00:33:08,417 --> 00:33:10,833 - And who are those? Look at those faces! - Better go that way. 498 00:33:12,208 --> 00:33:13,167 Attention! 499 00:33:13,333 --> 00:33:14,792 ELECTRONIC NOISE 500 00:33:16,417 --> 00:33:18,500 If you knew how I dreamed of you, love. 501 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:21,542 - Ooh! You have frozen hands! - Your hands! If you knew what I went through! 502 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,500 It felt like being at the Polo with the chickens! 503 00:33:26,208 --> 00:33:27,000 Whoa! 504 00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:37,125 - So, did you find it? - It's locked in bed inside the wall... 505 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:38,833 Good, very good. 506 00:33:43,917 --> 00:33:46,958 - No! The director! - Oh God this is Clelia's voice. 507 00:33:47,042 --> 00:33:51,250 - Clelia, who is she? - She's an employee who works for me he wants to get married at all costs. 508 00:33:51,417 --> 00:33:53,708 A crazy woman! It squeezes me always the pedicels. 509 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:57,500 You, young lady, consider yourself fired, as for her boyfriend... 510 00:33:57,625 --> 00:33:59,667 By the way, where are we listening? that pig?! 511 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,042 What is all this mess? 512 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:07,000 Engineer, I am a sorry engineer. 513 00:34:07,167 --> 00:34:09,833 Please excuse the noise that there was. 514 00:34:09,958 --> 00:34:11,958 I don't know how this could have happened. 515 00:34:12,125 --> 00:34:15,000 Allow me to introduce my aunt Yukishu. 516 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:18,792 She came to visit me and now go! 517 00:34:19,583 --> 00:34:22,208 Much, much pleasure. 518 00:34:22,958 --> 00:34:24,542 CLOSED MOUTH VERSES 519 00:34:25,208 --> 00:34:25,750 Smack! 520 00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:27,250 AERATOR STARTS 521 00:34:27,917 --> 00:34:31,375 CONCITED WORDS 522 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,375 It's him! Nicola! He's in disguise, kill him! 523 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:40,750 Quick, let's get it! 524 00:34:41,083 --> 00:34:41,875 Aaah! 525 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:44,000 Aaah! 526 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:45,250 Aaah! 527 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:46,292 Aaah! 528 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:57,542 - What is he doing? - We both stink! 529 00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:01,875 - I'll rip off your ear! - Remember who I am. 530 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,083 This is why I'm taking it off! 531 00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:06,542 Aaah! 532 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,333 Aaah! 533 00:35:15,667 --> 00:35:17,375 I SCREAM 534 00:35:17,917 --> 00:35:19,042 Aaah! 535 00:35:21,292 --> 00:35:22,458 THUD 536 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,625 I SCREAM 537 00:35:30,542 --> 00:35:31,667 Aaah! 538 00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:38,208 - Oh! - Thank God he's there this one in the middle. Mephistopheles! 539 00:35:38,292 --> 00:35:39,625 Oh God, the balls! 540 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,833 I SCREAM AND THUD 541 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:51,250 WHISTLE 542 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,000 Here's to the two of us! 543 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:55,792 Ah! 544 00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:58,667 THUD 545 00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:10,292 Accountant La Brocca, she's fired! 546 00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:14,000 PERNACCHIA 547 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,375 Voila! Here I am! 548 00:36:34,375 --> 00:36:38,667 Here are the orecchiette. To turnip greens, broccoli, with sauce 549 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:41,792 shark bones or fishbones marine algae. Good. 550 00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:46,333 - Honorable sir? - Yes? - Arrived very honorable engineer. 551 00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:49,125 Denghiu. Ladies and gentlemen come and go. 552 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:54,792 - Hi dad. - Michelino, Domenichella, beautiful. 553 00:36:55,708 --> 00:37:01,042 - Crowned! - HI. - It's time to go home, honorable husband. 554 00:37:01,208 --> 00:37:05,083 - Too much work, tired. Right? - IN CHORUS Right! 555 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:09,583 THEY SPEAK IN PUGLIAN Perfect. 556 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:12,583 IN CHORUS Perfect! 557 00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:49,917 TIRES SQUEAL 558 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,917 IN MILAN But fuck you! 559 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:31,458 HORN AND BRAKING 560 00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:36,125 THUD Man Stop! Stop! 561 00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:38,250 Criminal! 562 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:41,875 Wretched! 563 00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:45,208 TIRES SQUEAL 564 00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:49,792 THUD 565 00:38:50,208 --> 00:38:52,875 Mario! 566 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:59,375 But what is it? Do you feel bad? Mario, answer. 567 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,667 I've arrived! You know, I was falling asleep. 568 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:11,667 I had a shitty trip. It all started... 569 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,583 there was on the highway a damned fog. 570 00:39:15,125 --> 00:39:19,000 Then, from Piacenza to Bologna I found the flood. 571 00:39:19,292 --> 00:39:23,958 Then in Lodi... in Lodi I broke out tire. It took me 2 hours to change it. 572 00:39:25,292 --> 00:39:30,208 I wish I had a driving licence! I would have given you also the change. Come on Mario, stay up! 573 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:35,500 But look at you! You rocked everything! It will take a hundred thousand to say the least. 574 00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:40,083 The bill expires tomorrow of this beast. Here it is! 575 00:39:40,250 --> 00:39:44,500 - I know, but I'm sleepy. - It's 470 notes of 1,000, understand? 576 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:48,583 We have less than 300,000 in cash. If we don't pay they will seize it from us. 577 00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:52,792 Ernesto but I'm more than tired of it What can I do for our society, eh? 578 00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:55,750 Hi, I'm going to sleep. 579 00:39:58,458 --> 00:40:02,417 NOISES FROM OUTSIDE 580 00:40:04,542 --> 00:40:08,292 SOUND OF STEPS 581 00:40:08,750 --> 00:40:10,833 But what... what do they do? 582 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,542 SOUND OF STEPS 583 00:40:28,083 --> 00:40:29,917 RELAXING MUSIC 584 00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:31,750 YAWN 585 00:41:07,875 --> 00:41:09,333 But what the fuck is happening?! 586 00:41:14,208 --> 00:41:15,000 Open up! 587 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,000 Here you are! At Di Biasi... 588 00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:33,500 But what is here? The shared swimming pool. 589 00:41:37,167 --> 00:41:39,792 Lady? Is anyone there? 590 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:44,500 Whoa! Oh mama! 591 00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:56,167 - But what does he do? Is she crazy? - I want to die, let me die. 592 00:41:56,417 --> 00:41:58,417 But she's crazy! Stand still! 593 00:42:00,042 --> 00:42:04,375 CRYING You can't even die in peace. Leave me alone. 594 00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:08,833 - Calm down. - Go away, please, I want to die. 595 00:42:09,167 --> 00:42:11,250 Calm down, otherwise I'll call to neurodelusions. 596 00:42:13,292 --> 00:42:15,000 COUGHING REPEATEDLY 597 00:42:16,375 --> 00:42:17,750 Here. 598 00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:28,625 But what does he do? What does he do kiss me?! 599 00:42:28,917 --> 00:42:31,458 It seems nice to take advantage of a dying woman?! 600 00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:34,125 I was giving her breathing artificial, I saw it on TV! 601 00:42:34,208 --> 00:42:37,000 I breathe it very well with my lungs! 602 00:42:37,208 --> 00:42:40,583 - And now go away, I owe you kill. - Why does he want to do this?! 603 00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:43,083 But excuse me, what do we care?! 604 00:42:43,167 --> 00:42:49,042 Nothing to me, but... a girl... young like her...a girl of... 605 00:42:50,458 --> 00:42:51,667 Not even bad... 606 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:57,750 - Indeed, a beautiful daughter. - Well, now he sees me like this, messy... 607 00:42:58,125 --> 00:43:01,042 CRYING What do I have to live to do? 608 00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:04,250 Anyway, if I don't kill myself, my father kills me. 609 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,958 - Do you see this, do you look at it carefully? - Your father? 610 00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:10,958 No! He's a son of a bitch! 611 00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:16,625 - Camillo Magnaghi, accountant and my boyfriend. - Well, handsome man though. 612 00:43:16,792 --> 00:43:18,000 And very disgusting! 613 00:43:19,167 --> 00:43:25,750 After 8 months of dating, I found out who has a wife, 3 children and live in Monza. 614 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,667 Look, is there anything to dry? A rag, a bucket... 615 00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:32,000 Over there in the kitchen. But why do you want to dry? 616 00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:36,125 Because I'm the tenant on the floor water is dripping from underneath and from the ceiling, understand?! 617 00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:40,875 MARIO And I have to rest. And then his boyfriend is married and... 618 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:47,500 The fact is that...this morning...it arrived a telegram. 619 00:43:47,625 --> 00:43:49,625 MARIO Ah, someone has arrived telegram...okay. 620 00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:52,917 - MARIO So what? That is, where? - From Sicily. 621 00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:57,375 Says my father, who is coming with mom. Stop. 622 00:43:57,833 --> 00:44:01,708 I called Camillo and told him come here right away, it's very urgent. 623 00:44:01,958 --> 00:44:06,417 - Do you know what he answered me? - No. - That today is Sunday. 624 00:44:06,708 --> 00:44:10,125 That he must stay in the family. And me hung up the phone. 625 00:44:10,333 --> 00:44:13,417 - My father will kill me! - I don't follow her. 626 00:44:13,917 --> 00:44:15,333 - Two months ago... Mario yawns 627 00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:19,417 - I wrote him a letter saying that I got married to Camillo. 628 00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:23,500 Now, when dad comes, he finds me without a husband and kills me. 629 00:44:23,625 --> 00:44:25,042 Did I make myself clear?! 630 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:33,792 Sorry but...you couldn't say...Eh! Maybe I found the solution for you. 631 00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:38,000 He tells his father that this Camillo he's out on business, he's not here... 632 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:41,875 You're not answering me, huh? My solution has it... NOISE OF A WINDOW OPENING 633 00:44:45,875 --> 00:44:46,833 Miss? 634 00:44:50,917 --> 00:44:54,708 Miss? But what does he do?! She's right crazy! Come, come in!!! 635 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:56,375 Leave me! 636 00:44:56,958 --> 00:45:00,542 Damn solution! Husbands at home they are on Sunday. 637 00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:03,667 - Put on your slippers. - crying Why doesn't he leave? 638 00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:07,000 I can't leave her like this. Put it there dressing gown or gets pneumonia. 639 00:45:07,167 --> 00:45:09,542 - I have to die anyway. - I'll take you there. 640 00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:11,792 Ah! 641 00:45:12,417 --> 00:45:13,500 Onhn!Enough! 642 00:45:15,042 --> 00:45:18,208 Ah Enza, my little girl! 643 00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:20,250 - Hello, dad. - I find you well. 644 00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:22,750 IT SOUNDS MARRANZANO 645 00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:26,875 - You are Camillo! - My daughter! - Mom! 646 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:33,083 - Is he your husband? - Yes, Camillo. - Kiss him too. - Certain. 647 00:45:35,083 --> 00:45:38,917 How do you keep yourself young, you don't look like a 40 year old man. 648 00:45:39,042 --> 00:45:42,833 - I wear them well. - Let's go over there. Come. 649 00:45:43,875 --> 00:45:46,875 Camillo! My Camilluzzo. 650 00:45:47,708 --> 00:45:51,167 I'm pleased, you got it a beautiful little flower! 651 00:45:53,250 --> 00:45:55,083 SICILIAN ACCENT Beautiful, my little girl. 652 00:45:55,333 --> 00:45:56,375 I'm happy mom. 653 00:45:56,458 --> 00:46:01,500 I'm really happy. You know, there were rumors in the village... 654 00:46:02,042 --> 00:46:05,000 ..what do I know, this husband of Enza did not exist. 655 00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:10,000 - Really? - If I didn't find it I was doing something crazy. 656 00:46:10,500 --> 00:46:15,042 Word of Nicola Paternò. Friendly! 657 00:46:15,708 --> 00:46:16,250 Whoa! 658 00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:20,292 You couldn't come and visit us after the wedding? Eh?! 659 00:46:20,958 --> 00:46:25,750 I'd give you a beating! I'm really happy. 660 00:46:27,042 --> 00:46:30,083 What happened? What is all this water? 661 00:46:31,208 --> 00:46:35,542 - We were cleaning the house. - We there We'll do a thorough cleaning on Sunday. 662 00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:41,375 - Mom, I'm going to make coffee, eh? - No, wait, I'll prepare it. 663 00:46:41,542 --> 00:46:44,458 - You go and get dressed. - Then I'll go dry my hair. 664 00:46:48,167 --> 00:46:49,708 SICILIAN ACCENT She went blonde! 665 00:46:49,833 --> 00:46:50,708 MARIO YAWNS 666 00:46:50,958 --> 00:46:55,167 - Do you know that my father really liked you? - How long should this comedy last? 667 00:46:55,750 --> 00:46:59,458 - I'm sleepy and I would like to go back to sleep! - Just now you want to ruin everything? 668 00:46:59,750 --> 00:47:02,500 - So you want to see me dead? - No, I don't want to ruin you but... 669 00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:05,167 First go shave, that looks like a porcupine. 670 00:47:05,292 --> 00:47:08,333 Over there is the razor and... Camillo's foam. 671 00:47:11,083 --> 00:47:13,000 Camillo's foam... 672 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:20,708 Camillo...Camillo is better that hides you. 673 00:47:27,375 --> 00:47:31,083 Look, I've thought about it again. And then it's not there no reason for me to stay here, right? 674 00:47:31,083 --> 00:47:34,500 This is why I like you, because you do things for no reason. 675 00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:35,458 Mario Oh... 676 00:47:35,708 --> 00:47:38,292 Okay, I shave, and how do I show up, in my pajamas? 677 00:47:38,708 --> 00:47:46,250 Ah, you're right. Wait, it's in the closet a Camillo dressing gown. Here it is. 678 00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:48,750 Here, come on... 679 00:47:50,083 --> 00:47:51,042 Mario Uh... 680 00:47:56,417 --> 00:47:57,542 And thanks, huh?! 681 00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:07,750 SICILIAN ACCENT Hii bedda matri... and how did it come together? 682 00:48:08,917 --> 00:48:13,500 Enzuccia, why did you get married? In Sandokan? LAUGHTER 683 00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:18,375 - No, it's just that all my clothes are down in the... - Laundry. 684 00:48:18,667 --> 00:48:21,167 You shouldn't go to laundries. They're just suckers. 685 00:48:21,375 --> 00:48:25,792 I bought your mother a washing machine 8-channel automatic, a beauty! 686 00:48:26,542 --> 00:48:29,500 - You want? - No, thanks, I don't smoke. 687 00:48:29,875 --> 00:48:32,625 Better. I save a cigarette. 688 00:48:33,917 --> 00:48:36,375 Ah, you must do me a favor, Camillo. 689 00:48:36,542 --> 00:48:39,208 I want to see the photographs of your wedding. 690 00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:45,000 - Dad there are no photos in the house. - Why? - I lent them to a friend. 691 00:48:45,167 --> 00:48:47,333 Sai couldn't come to the wedding and then... 692 00:48:47,542 --> 00:48:48,167 Too bad... 693 00:48:50,167 --> 00:48:54,083 Too bad! Tell me something: your mother and Are your parents alive? 694 00:48:58,292 --> 00:49:05,208 Yes! Only they were sick, but now they have recovered. Where are you going? 695 00:49:06,042 --> 00:49:06,625 I'm going... 696 00:49:07,042 --> 00:49:10,500 I go to the kitchen. I bring the cups in the kitchen! 697 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000 Permission... 698 00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:16,333 What a good husband you have. It's helpful. 699 00:49:16,542 --> 00:49:18,542 Yes, continental... 700 00:49:19,292 --> 00:49:22,500 Enough now. I'm going to bed. 701 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:26,417 - Rosalia's wedding. - What a beautiful dress. 702 00:49:27,917 --> 00:49:30,333 An unforgettable ceremony, right? 703 00:49:31,458 --> 00:49:32,917 We go to sleep. 704 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:35,833 The key... 705 00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:51,417 The window... 706 00:49:52,625 --> 00:49:53,583 Closed! 707 00:49:57,417 --> 00:49:58,542 We go back up. 708 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,250 Here we are. 709 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:15,625 It's open. 710 00:50:19,833 --> 00:50:21,042 Let's hope so... 711 00:50:37,292 --> 00:50:38,958 Doesn't Miss Enza live here? 712 00:50:39,417 --> 00:50:40,750 Downstairs. 713 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:46,375 - I miscalculated. Le do you mind if I stop by here? - Step, step. 714 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:47,667 Thank you. 715 00:50:50,167 --> 00:50:52,917 Nice to meet you, Salvetti Mario. No, take your time, take your time. 716 00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:57,625 One above, one below, I went up two floors... 717 00:50:59,667 --> 00:51:00,875 Maybe I have to go down there... 718 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:06,292 Let's see the inside. 719 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:09,833 Right. 720 00:51:11,667 --> 00:51:14,625 Yep, I closed it. The window! 721 00:51:30,875 --> 00:51:31,750 Ah-ha... 722 00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:35,708 YAWN 723 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:37,917 MOTHER Yours too cousin Maddalena has settled down. 724 00:51:38,042 --> 00:51:40,417 - Enza Yes, is she married? - FATHER No, she became a nun. 725 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:44,542 - MOTHER In the cathedral... the party he made us sing. 726 00:51:45,667 --> 00:51:48,292 By the way, today is Sunday. We have to go to mass. 727 00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:52,958 - Go get ready. - Of course, at mass. We must thank the Lord 728 00:51:53,042 --> 00:51:54,125 for your wedding. 729 00:51:54,292 --> 00:51:57,917 - I don't think Camillo wants it go to mass. - Is he a communist? 730 00:51:58,083 --> 00:52:02,417 - No. - Then he must come. If he is a good Christian, he comes. 731 00:52:02,542 --> 00:52:05,708 - MOTHER Dad is right. - Huh? Oh, yes. I'll go call him. 732 00:52:09,792 --> 00:52:13,542 - Let's hope I'm wrong but for me he is a communist. - No, of course! 733 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:19,500 Wake up! Come on wake up. And wake up! 734 00:52:19,833 --> 00:52:21,333 YAWN 735 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:26,333 What time is it? Oh! Are you still? Please let me sleep. 736 00:52:26,750 --> 00:52:29,000 It's not possible, we have to leave now. 737 00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:33,000 Then I go to sleep in my apartment. By the way I had the key here, where is it? 738 00:52:34,417 --> 00:52:36,083 Now take me too stuff from your pockets?! 739 00:52:36,458 --> 00:52:40,583 I thought maybe...you wanted to leave. Haven't you tried, by any chance...? 740 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:42,542 the? Imagine...uh! 741 00:52:44,125 --> 00:52:46,875 I get it, you know. That you're a good boy. 742 00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:50,500 Look I'll be a good guy but if you don't me let it sleep for at least a couple of hours 743 00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:51,417 I may even die. 744 00:52:51,667 --> 00:52:59,583 - I can't take it anymore, really. - You will sleep... after mass. - Which mass? 745 00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:03,750 There are moms and dads who want that we all go to mass together. 746 00:53:03,917 --> 00:53:05,417 They care so much... 747 00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:21,542 PRIEST Bless you God the Father Almighty... 748 00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:26,083 ..in the name of the Father of the Son and of the Holy Spirit and so be it. 749 00:53:26,333 --> 00:53:28,917 - Go in peace, the mass it's over. - Amen. 750 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:34,000 - What is Camillo doing, is he sleeping? - No, he's praying. 751 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:36,500 Get up! 752 00:53:38,208 --> 00:53:39,375 Let's go let's go... 753 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:45,417 - Shall we go home now? - Yes. 754 00:53:48,542 --> 00:53:50,958 - Hello. - Hello, Silvia. 755 00:53:51,125 --> 00:53:54,042 - You in church? - You know, one-off. 756 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:58,042 - And who is this girl? - Who? - This one here? - I do not know. 757 00:53:59,750 --> 00:54:04,083 - She's my wife. - Pleasure. So much pleasure. 758 00:54:04,958 --> 00:54:08,208 - Listen... Excuse me for a moment. - Yes, go. 759 00:54:08,958 --> 00:54:13,083 - Silvia, I'll explain everything to you. - There's nothing to explain. 760 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:17,792 - You could have told me you're married. - That's not my wife. 761 00:54:18,125 --> 00:54:21,292 With what I care! Only me I don't like lies! 762 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,917 - Look, I don't even know her! - Goodbye, idiot... 763 00:54:25,542 --> 00:54:27,292 FATHER Good things come! 764 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:31,958 And now you'll taste what it tastes like. All dishes are special. 765 00:54:32,125 --> 00:54:35,625 - Not much. - No, you have to eat a lot. - Taste the caponata. 766 00:54:35,833 --> 00:54:38,333 Mother made it with her own hands. 767 00:54:38,500 --> 00:54:42,000 Aah, they're fine with caponata the stuffed calamari are good. 768 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:47,000 - Enough, I'm really full. - Camillo! - I can't take it anymore. 769 00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:51,708 You have to taste one last thing. Close your eyes and open your mouth. 770 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,417 MARIO RUSSA 771 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 LAUGHTER 772 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:05,500 - FATHER Camillo, what are you doing, snoring? - Camillo? 773 00:55:07,875 --> 00:55:10,917 Have you heard how delicious it is? 774 00:55:11,375 --> 00:55:13,958 - Good. - And now you have to have a nice coffee. 775 00:55:14,125 --> 00:55:18,000 - No. - Father Why? - Then I don't sleep... 776 00:55:18,417 --> 00:55:20,125 EVERYONE LAUGHS 777 00:55:26,667 --> 00:55:30,375 PHONE RINGS 778 00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:39,250 And now you have a nice nap, at least until dinner time. 779 00:55:39,500 --> 00:55:40,333 Yes please. 780 00:55:42,958 --> 00:55:46,917 - I know you're so angry with me. - it? No. 781 00:55:47,042 --> 00:55:50,083 You have to endure just a little longer, my parents leave tomorrow morning. 782 00:55:52,292 --> 00:55:55,542 - And tonight? - I'll put them here tonight. 783 00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:59,083 When they're asleep you can go home. 784 00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:02,167 And tomorrow morning I will say that you are had to go to work early. 785 00:56:04,250 --> 00:56:07,708 Work? My partner... must have been looking for me all day. 786 00:56:07,875 --> 00:56:09,417 Listen: can I make a phone call? 787 00:56:09,542 --> 00:56:12,250 - You are the master here. - You know, I haven't been home so... 788 00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:28,208 Yep...today is Sunday, you'll be closed. PHONE RINGS FREE 789 00:56:30,167 --> 00:56:32,250 MARIO RUSSA 790 00:56:34,292 --> 00:56:35,792 Mario! 791 00:56:37,292 --> 00:56:39,208 CARLO FROM THE STREET Mario! 792 00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,708 Carlo! Eh! Carlo! 793 00:56:44,167 --> 00:56:48,250 - Reply, I'm Mario. CARLO FROM THE STREET Mario! 794 00:56:48,458 --> 00:56:50,000 CARLO FROM THE STREET Mario! 795 00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:53,625 I'll be right there... 796 00:56:55,208 --> 00:57:02,208 Mario! You did it, huh? Come on! Come down now! 797 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,417 - What is it? - Hurry, it's an important thing. 798 00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:06,583 I'm coming down! 799 00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,292 THUD Holy cow... 800 00:57:17,917 --> 00:57:19,208 I knew it! 801 00:57:19,375 --> 00:57:23,083 - ENZA And what can you tell me about Concettina? - MOTHER She's pregnant again. 802 00:57:23,292 --> 00:57:27,625 MOTHER He is expecting another child, with hope this time it's masculine. 803 00:57:28,458 --> 00:57:30,625 - MOTHER You already have 8 mean girls. - ENZA 8? 804 00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:33,958 - MOTHER All within 1 year one from the other. 805 00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:39,000 Camillo! But didn't you go to bed? 806 00:57:39,083 --> 00:57:41,917 - No, nothing is that, I was going to buy cigarettes. 807 00:57:42,042 --> 00:57:44,000 - You said you didn't smoke... 808 00:57:44,083 --> 00:57:47,458 - That's right. in the morning, in the afternoon I'll happily smoke one - Keep these smoked. 809 00:57:47,583 --> 00:57:50,458 - No thanks, I only smoke Marlboro. - And these Marlboros are. - Oh, thanks. 810 00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:55,792 - You only have one. - I still have some. - I'll go buy them, see you later. 811 00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:57,958 Man... 812 00:58:01,417 --> 00:58:04,542 Finally! It's more than half an hour that I'll call you. 813 00:58:04,750 --> 00:58:05,458 YAWN 814 00:58:05,792 --> 00:58:07,542 You were sleeping like a rock, weren't you? 815 00:58:07,708 --> 00:58:11,250 - Come on, come on. - Where should we go? - A stroke of luck! 816 00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:13,792 Well, I'd say it was a stroke of luck. 817 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,792 I arranged an urgent transport. Stuff delicate eh! Bathroom fixtures. 818 00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:20,375 200 thousand, so tomorrow we pay the fare. 819 00:58:20,792 --> 00:58:25,000 - Camillo, I think so a good little guy. - Yes, he's cute, sweet. 820 00:58:25,208 --> 00:58:29,500 - He's kind. - He loves you. - Enza, where is the tobacconist? Is it far away? 821 00:58:30,042 --> 00:58:32,083 No dad, it's here on the corner. Why? 822 00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:35,583 Your husband went shopping an hour ago cigarettes and you still can't see it! 823 00:58:35,625 --> 00:58:36,125 Aanh! 824 00:58:36,250 --> 00:58:40,583 THUD - What happened? - Nothing. 825 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:45,750 - Then why doesn't he come back?! - You will have found it closed. 826 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,125 Today is Sunday, maybe he went to the center. 827 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:51,750 SWEET MUSIC AND YAWNS 828 00:59:21,542 --> 00:59:23,250 What a disaster... 829 00:59:26,458 --> 00:59:28,583 - Is he dead? - Can't you see that he's sleeping? 830 00:59:30,292 --> 00:59:31,375 RUSSIAN 831 00:59:31,667 --> 00:59:33,917 Is the center of Milan so far away? 832 00:59:34,125 --> 00:59:37,167 Your husband reminds me of a certain Turiddo Pericaci: he told his wife 833 00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:39,542 I'm going to take 4 steps and come back after 5 years! 834 00:59:39,625 --> 00:59:42,417 - With a booty. - And your husband Bottane frequents. 835 00:59:42,583 --> 00:59:44,583 With you present perhaps, and in front of the church! 836 00:59:44,750 --> 00:59:47,000 - Northern man, not very serious. - I said it. 837 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:50,083 Enough, enough, I can't take it anymore! 838 00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:54,375 I have to take a burden off myself, then if I you want to kill I'm ready! 839 00:59:54,750 --> 00:59:57,167 - My daughter, what is it? - Camillo is not... 840 00:59:57,333 --> 01:00:00,625 BELL Ah! He is! Return! 841 01:00:10,042 --> 01:00:12,208 - My God, what happened to you? - Nothing. 842 01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:15,625 - 60 broken toilets and a truck reduced to shit! - What truck? 843 01:00:15,750 --> 01:00:18,583 - So do you want to explain yourself? - Had an accident with a truck! 844 01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:22,417 - You have to go to the hospital immediately. - But no, what hospital? I am fine thank you. 845 01:00:22,667 --> 01:00:25,708 But I say you have to be blind so as not to see a truck! 846 01:00:25,875 --> 01:00:27,292 BELL 847 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:31,625 - Camillo Magnaghi? - lddu, iddu is. 848 01:00:32,750 --> 01:00:37,750 Oh, God! Did he hurt you a lot, love?! 849 01:00:37,917 --> 01:00:41,750 - But who is that? - Who the fuck knows! - You come. 850 01:00:42,125 --> 01:00:46,458 Everyone here is crazy. But not mine they fuck me. There must be something underneath! 851 01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:52,083 - By the way, Enza, what did you want? say just now? - Nothing. 852 01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:55,333 - Why should I kill you? - But nothing dad, nothing. 853 01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:04,208 Enza, Enza... 854 01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:08,125 But are you sure we must sleep in your room? 855 01:01:08,375 --> 01:01:11,625 This sofa looks like me too narrow for you. 856 01:01:12,208 --> 01:01:15,042 That's fine for us, thank you. Go to sleep. 857 01:01:15,333 --> 01:01:17,833 You really don't prefer to sleep in the bedroom? 858 01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:20,292 No, mom, we can't talk about it at all. You are guests. 859 01:01:20,417 --> 01:01:21,833 We'll settle in here. 860 01:01:22,125 --> 01:01:26,292 - Then goodnight. - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 861 01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:34,583 Now, God willing, the play is over. 862 01:01:34,875 --> 01:01:40,375 - Yeah...then...can I go? - Wait. 863 01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:50,333 - Your key. - Yes please. 864 01:01:50,917 --> 01:01:55,000 - Sorry if I made you so many problems. - Imagine, not many. 865 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:59,292 - I made you waste the whole day. - It was Sunday anyway. 866 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:03,833 - I made you fight with your girlfriend. - Of course, for all I care. 867 01:02:03,958 --> 01:02:07,458 - You even took a punch on your own of Camillo. - A misunderstanding. 868 01:02:08,042 --> 01:02:11,500 - You broke your truck too. - The truck gets repaired. 869 01:02:13,667 --> 01:02:18,625 - Well, bye, see you. Call me some time. - All right. 870 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:20,125 - HI. - HI. 871 01:02:21,583 --> 01:02:23,375 MARIO SIGHS 872 01:02:23,833 --> 01:02:29,083 - Well? So you're not going to your house? - Yes, yes I'm going, I'm going. If you want to chase me away, I'll go. 873 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,625 How can you think that I will chase you away after what you did for me? 874 01:02:35,708 --> 01:02:39,000 - So you're just doing it out of gratitude? - What gratitude? 875 01:02:39,167 --> 01:02:41,333 But it's possible that you are so stupid? 876 01:03:02,208 --> 01:03:05,875 -Aren't you sleepy? - it? I slept in the truck. 877 01:04:04,375 --> 01:04:09,625 Enza? Sleep, huh? Now I'll wake you up, my love. 878 01:04:10,250 --> 01:04:15,083 Nice ass. Did it grow on you? I didn't remember it being that big. 879 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:18,917 My love. But I like it better. 880 01:04:19,167 --> 01:04:22,750 Nicolino! Nicolino! 881 01:04:23,042 --> 01:04:25,125 What do you want from your Nicolino, ah? 882 01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:28,208 CAMILLO Who are you?! NICOLA And what is this?! 883 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:33,583 - Fetusa, whore! - What do you think Nicolino?! - In my bed! 884 01:04:33,792 --> 01:04:35,000 But nooo Nicolino! 885 01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:37,250 There must be a misunderstanding. 886 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:40,250 I must have got the wrong house, calm down. 887 01:04:40,708 --> 01:04:43,625 - Santa Rosalia, help me. - I'll kill you! Paternò's word! 888 01:04:44,167 --> 01:04:48,125 Give me a knife! I have to steal her heart. 889 01:04:48,458 --> 01:04:51,083 The soul from that sinful mouth I'll let you out. 890 01:04:51,250 --> 01:04:55,833 - You wanted to escape, huh? - Calm down, Nicolino! - I'll tear you to pieces. 891 01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:59,417 But don't talk bullshit, I'm the lover of that old lady? Go... 892 01:04:59,542 --> 01:05:01,125 I'm a youthful guy! 893 01:05:01,250 --> 01:05:04,333 How instead of defending it mistreated? Coward! 894 01:05:04,500 --> 01:05:06,000 Stop and fight! 895 01:05:06,042 --> 01:05:08,542 SCREAMS AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE DIALOGUES 896 01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:11,083 - I'm killing my lover wife. - What the fuck is he saying? 897 01:05:11,208 --> 01:05:12,625 I don't know his wife! 898 01:05:12,792 --> 01:05:16,583 I'm the lover of this one. Tell this madman! 899 01:05:16,833 --> 01:05:20,375 Enza? Tell me it's not true. Defend your honor. 900 01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:23,792 Yes, it's true dad... 901 01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:29,708 - Here, then it's Tia's turn. - What should I do? 902 01:05:30,042 --> 01:05:33,292 Your wife made you a cuckold, kill her first and then him. 903 01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:36,000 - Don't do it, forgive her! - You stay quiet. - To whom? 904 01:05:36,125 --> 01:05:37,792 I...I don't even think about it. 905 01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:42,250 - I'll kill... but who will I kill? - I knew you were a good boy. 906 01:05:42,458 --> 01:05:45,125 In short! You may know that happens in this crazy cage?! 907 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:46,833 - Who is this man in pajamas? 908 01:05:46,958 --> 01:05:49,250 That's Enza's husband, of our daughter. 909 01:05:50,292 --> 01:05:51,292 Are you married? 910 01:05:51,458 --> 01:05:54,833 Aah...he's just pretending not to know, huh? 911 01:05:55,042 --> 01:05:59,917 My daughter got married to the accountant accountant Camillo Magnaghi. Him! 912 01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:02,833 - Camillo Magnaghi it's me. - You are a liar! 913 01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:06,000 But didn't you hear Camillo? Tell us it's you! 914 01:06:06,208 --> 01:06:10,667 - No, I am neither Camillo nor accountant! - How? Aren't you an accountant? 915 01:06:11,167 --> 01:06:13,042 No, I'm a truck driver. 916 01:06:13,167 --> 01:06:15,833 In fact, not even a truck driver anymore, given that that my truck broke down. 917 01:06:17,083 --> 01:06:22,833 - But didn't you get married to Enza? - Enough! I'm not married to anyone! 918 01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:26,958 Everything is clear. The whore you are a truck driver! 919 01:06:27,292 --> 01:06:27,833 Oh! 920 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,000 Fetuso! 921 01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:32,708 But how are you not the husband and you do you lie next to my daughter?! 922 01:06:32,833 --> 01:06:34,250 MARCO SCREAMS 923 01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:38,792 Enough! And let's put an end to this brothel! She doesn't kill anyone because... 924 01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:46,667 I...I went to bed with Enza... softly because I love her. 925 01:06:47,500 --> 01:06:50,625 - He said he loves her, sincerely I think. - I don't give a damn! 926 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:55,375 Let's go away! From this house dishonored. Get dressed! 927 01:06:55,667 --> 01:06:59,083 Get dressed and let's go. Ammoninne let's get away from this brothel! 928 01:06:59,792 --> 01:07:02,542 And so you cheated on me? Well done... 929 01:07:03,917 --> 01:07:07,250 And I had to make up an excuse with my wife to come to you. 930 01:07:08,833 --> 01:07:11,375 You should have come this morning! When I had need you! 931 01:07:11,542 --> 01:07:13,792 But instead you slammed me phone in your face! 932 01:07:15,083 --> 01:07:20,375 - You're right but you see...listen Ciccina... - I told you not to call me Ciccina! 933 01:07:24,250 --> 01:07:28,250 - I forgive you... okay? Huh? 934 01:07:28,667 --> 01:07:32,125 - Too comfortable! It's me that I don't forgive you! 935 01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:38,208 - I'm leaving. - You have to stay here... 936 01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:42,458 Oh you want witnesses? And then speak. What do you expect from me? 937 01:07:43,042 --> 01:07:45,583 I don't let her miss anything! I give her everything she asks for! 938 01:07:45,750 --> 01:07:47,375 You don't understand anything at all. 939 01:07:48,417 --> 01:07:52,583 I wanted it from you...just a little of love. Here... 940 01:07:53,208 --> 01:07:57,792 But no, damn it, I don't want to cry! You don't even deserve a tear. 941 01:07:58,125 --> 01:08:01,667 Don't be like that, Ciccina. I'll give you a nice gift, do you want? 942 01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:06,458 A ring, a diamond. Of course it affects me make some sacrifices... 943 01:08:06,667 --> 01:08:10,625 My wife asked me for mink, I'll play the lamb instead. 944 01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:15,000 And of course! You don't care who I am slept with him. 945 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:20,917 What does it mean? Every now and then a few I'll do an escapade too. 946 01:08:21,708 --> 01:08:23,583 But then you don't want to realize it! 947 01:08:23,708 --> 01:08:25,875 For me this was not one simple escapade. 948 01:08:25,958 --> 01:08:27,417 And now go away! Go away! 949 01:08:29,292 --> 01:08:33,583 MOTHER CRYING Hi dad. Hi mom. 950 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,958 Aanh...it's easy, huh? After all that that you demanded from me. 951 01:08:38,083 --> 01:08:42,500 The apartment, the wardrobe, clothes luxury, the hourly maid and everything else. 952 01:08:42,750 --> 01:08:46,250 - And now you're throwing me out?! - You're right, it's all your stuff. 953 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:51,083 You can take it all back. The house, the fur, the ring. 954 01:08:51,625 --> 01:08:52,167 Enza... 955 01:08:52,292 --> 01:08:56,625 - The dressing gown... and the shirt too! - No, wait! 956 01:08:58,458 --> 01:09:00,792 Excuse me. Here. Thread. 957 01:09:02,292 --> 01:09:06,250 - This is my personal stuff. Good! - Thank you. - Let's go. 958 01:09:06,958 --> 01:09:08,917 Oh no, wait. I forgot. 959 01:09:09,125 --> 01:09:11,292 I have to return something that I have they gave for her. 960 01:09:11,417 --> 01:09:13,083 But what does this want? 961 01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:14,542 THUMP TO THE GROUND 962 01:09:17,167 --> 01:09:18,167 We can go. 963 01:10:02,875 --> 01:10:05,375 Go and prepare the bath, quick. 964 01:10:16,583 --> 01:10:22,542 HE PLAYS THE PIANO 965 01:10:26,250 --> 01:10:29,042 Happy day, Mr. Constantin, it's 08:00. 966 01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:31,875 Good morning Ambrose, where are we? 967 01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:42,000 At this moment we are flying over the Pyrenees. 968 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,083 INTERCOM RINGING 969 01:10:47,792 --> 01:10:50,583 "Commander to owner". "I'll give you the flight data." 970 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:56,125 "Elevation 17 45 feet 2 inches," "speed 800 km per hour". 971 01:10:56,417 --> 01:11:00,458 - What time is the arrival in Milan expected? "In 43 minutes, 16 firsts, 2 seconds." 972 01:11:00,625 --> 01:11:02,917 - Couldn't you be more precise? “And 4 cents.” 973 01:11:03,417 --> 01:11:04,958 PHONE RINGS 974 01:11:05,583 --> 01:11:08,083 "Mister Constantin yours agent from London". 975 01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:09,917 Pass it to me on line 24. 976 01:11:13,125 --> 01:11:13,750 Yes Tomas? 977 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,917 The New York Metropolitan wants the ballet for next month. 978 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,167 - How much do you offer? -"The maximum". Ask for double. 979 01:11:19,333 --> 01:11:22,792 Constantin? The ballet girls they would like to wish you a good morning. 980 01:11:23,458 --> 01:11:24,958 Well, let them in. 981 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:38,750 Jaqueline, always late. You're always the same, eh! 982 01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:41,417 One two three. 983 01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:48,917 THE GIRLS SING IN FRENCH 984 01:11:55,917 --> 01:11:56,792 SIGHS 985 01:11:57,333 --> 01:12:02,167 - Jaqueline? - But you're crazy, crazy! 986 01:12:02,458 --> 01:12:06,958 You really think of them all to stand out from the others! You don't just arrive late 987 01:12:07,042 --> 01:12:10,833 but you also forget that the girls Porte-Bonheur must be 988 01:12:10,917 --> 01:12:12,083 all equal by contract. 989 01:12:12,250 --> 01:12:16,042 I, Ambrose, your choreographer, the choreographer of the most famous ballet 990 01:12:16,167 --> 01:12:18,500 of the world I destroy myself to make you all equal 991 01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:20,500 ...and you show up with them horrible like that?! 992 01:12:20,583 --> 01:12:22,250 Cherie, I'm short-sighted. 993 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:26,083 - But there are also contact lenses, How many times do I have to tell you? Cute! 994 01:12:26,333 --> 01:12:27,208 That's enough. 995 01:12:27,292 --> 01:12:30,417 Sorry, sorry Constantin, I didn't want to disturb you 996 01:12:30,583 --> 01:12:32,125 you are superior to these miseries. 997 01:12:32,250 --> 01:12:35,625 Go girls, quick! Go to change, we'll arrive at Linate soon. 998 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,292 Quick, quick! 999 01:12:38,167 --> 01:12:42,667 Good morning badass. The bathroom is brondo Mr. Gosdanden. 1000 01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:46,000 What do you have there? Did you sleep badly? Are you in trouble? 1001 01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:48,125 Why Mr. Gosdanden? 1002 01:12:48,708 --> 01:12:52,833 I see you black. LOUD LAUGHTER 1003 01:12:53,042 --> 01:12:56,583 Good question Mr Gosdandent! Good, good! 1004 01:12:56,708 --> 01:13:00,333 But it is possible that for 5 years every morning do you always have to laugh at the same joke? 1005 01:13:02,542 --> 01:13:07,167 LAUGHING And yes, you make me laugh Mr. Gosdanden. It's fantastic! Good, good! 1006 01:13:07,333 --> 01:13:08,333 Is it true, is it good? 1007 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:14,208 It's good, it makes me laugh Mr Gosdanden. It's fantastic! 1008 01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:18,083 It blows my mind, amazing! 1009 01:13:22,708 --> 01:13:26,000 - Do you want me to wash your back? - No. - As if not mentioned. 1010 01:13:37,458 --> 01:13:39,958 Here they are guys, it's them, they arrive. 1011 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:43,417 PHOTOGRAPHER It's Mister Constantin with all the ballet girls. 1012 01:14:08,042 --> 01:14:11,667 CONSTANTIN SPEAKS IN GLOSSOLALIA 1013 01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:28,208 IN FRENCH Come on, ladies! 1014 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:56,000 GLOSSOLALIA CONTINUES 1015 01:15:10,583 --> 01:15:12,458 GLOSSOLALIA ENDS 1016 01:15:12,958 --> 01:15:16,708 - Here it is, here it is. - Mr. Costantin why there are 13 girls in your ballet? 1017 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,542 13 is my lucky number. I was born on the 13th 1018 01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:24,042 and I created the porte-bonneur on June 13, 1976. 7 6 = 13. 1019 01:15:24,292 --> 01:15:27,917 In Paris I live on Rue des Anglais at number 14. 4 1 =5. 1020 01:15:28,083 --> 01:15:31,208 - But what does it have to do with it? - Nothing, too 5 can be lucky. Any other questions? 1021 01:15:31,333 --> 01:15:34,042 - Why did he never get married? - How? - Why did he never get married? 1022 01:15:34,125 --> 01:15:36,000 The doors-bonheurs are there my only family. 1023 01:15:36,125 --> 01:15:37,750 - It is said that she... - It's fake! What? 1024 01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:40,292 It is said that you have huge deposits in Swiss banks. 1025 01:15:40,417 --> 01:15:43,208 It's fake! It is Switzerland that has huge deposits in my banks. 1026 01:15:43,250 --> 01:15:44,292 Oh I understand... 1027 01:15:44,667 --> 01:15:47,208 - One more question. - Guys, let him live. 1028 01:15:47,375 --> 01:15:49,917 Go over there, I'll see you at the press conference 1029 01:15:50,042 --> 01:15:51,792 after the show, please go... 1030 01:15:52,917 --> 01:15:56,458 - You want me to come up with you to do you a camphor massage? - No! 1031 01:15:57,833 --> 01:16:01,708 How can I not say so! Break girls! You are free for two hours! 1032 01:16:01,875 --> 01:16:05,458 But don't disappear as usual, eh? Why We have the dress rehearsal at exactly 10am 1033 01:16:05,583 --> 01:16:07,292 in the theater. Let's go quickly! 1034 01:16:20,833 --> 01:16:23,667 - Which apartment do you prefer? Mr. Constantin? - The usual, right?! 1035 01:16:23,833 --> 01:16:24,375 Well... 1036 01:16:25,917 --> 01:16:28,833 - The imperial suite for Mr. Constantin. - Is there any mail for me? 1037 01:16:29,042 --> 01:16:29,542 Yes... 1038 01:16:31,167 --> 01:16:31,667 Here. 1039 01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:36,333 - Is this from today? - No, it's a week Mr. Costantin. 1040 01:16:36,792 --> 01:16:39,542 - Surely there must have been it Postal strike. Provide it! 1041 01:16:39,625 --> 01:16:41,458 Immediately, she stays Don't worry, I'll take care of it. 1042 01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:44,500 - For what? - To everything. - Do you think about it? - I'll take care of it. 1043 01:16:44,708 --> 01:16:47,333 - And what do I think? - You think about something else. - Well. - Thank you. - Please. 1044 01:16:47,500 --> 01:16:49,875 - Arthur, do you have a match? - One moment. 1045 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:53,167 I'll turn it on. 1046 01:16:55,042 --> 01:16:55,792 VIOLENT BREATH 1047 01:16:56,458 --> 01:16:57,167 Excuse me! 1048 01:16:57,958 --> 01:17:01,917 - Arthur, you light it. - Aah! But you are the famous Constantin! 1049 01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:05,708 The great, wonderful, amazing Constantin. 1050 01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:10,000 - Continue. - He's the exceptional one, the only one, the divine Constantin. 1051 01:17:10,208 --> 01:17:13,458 - In person. - Can I touch it? - Here. 1052 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,958 But...but then she exists! 1053 01:17:16,167 --> 01:17:22,333 I've been chasing her for years. I burn it for her! But what do I say "ardor"? 1054 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:26,417 I burn it, I blaze, I'm crazy about her! 1055 01:17:26,750 --> 01:17:31,292 I want it, I want a tete-à-tete, a gallant encounter with her. 1056 01:17:31,667 --> 01:17:35,250 - Can I hope? - Let's see, I'll consult my diary. 1057 01:17:36,958 --> 01:17:37,917 Sponge? 1058 01:17:39,333 --> 01:17:40,208 WATER NOISE 1059 01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:42,917 PAPER WHISTLING 1060 01:18:02,042 --> 01:18:05,333 - Are you okay right away? - Thank you. - Please. 1061 01:18:11,083 --> 01:18:13,375 LADY I'm not having any luck today... 1062 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,417 JAZZ MUSIC 1063 01:18:30,958 --> 01:18:33,167 JINGLING OF COINS FROM THE SLOT MACHINE 1064 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:37,333 Oh...the great Constantin! 1065 01:18:40,375 --> 01:18:42,333 WAITER Flowers for the Porte-Bonheur ballet. 1066 01:18:42,625 --> 01:18:44,292 WAITER Porte-Bonheur Ballet... 1067 01:18:44,625 --> 01:18:46,125 WAITER Porte-Bonheur Ballet... 1068 01:18:47,542 --> 01:18:50,583 Yes, wait a moment. Is it for me? I'll be right there. 1069 01:18:52,792 --> 01:18:57,000 Oh! Give it to me beautiful little flower, there I will deliver to Mr. Constantin, dear. 1070 01:18:57,333 --> 01:19:00,875 - Actually they are for a girl. - What? - Is she a ballet girl? 1071 01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,250 Yes...a certain Mademoiselle Jaqueline. 1072 01:19:07,208 --> 01:19:09,542 Oh...damn... 1073 01:19:11,167 --> 01:19:14,500 - Where's Jaqueline! Has anyone seen Jaqueline?! - No. 1074 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:18,125 - Come on, talk, tell me where he is Jaqueline! I want to know where Jaqueline is! 1075 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:19,042 I haven't seen her. 1076 01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:24,875 - I know where it is. - Where?! - She went in swimming pool. - Ah! In the pool! 1077 01:19:25,500 --> 01:19:27,750 RHYTHMED LIGHT MUSIC 1078 01:19:36,250 --> 01:19:39,667 Jaqueline! Ah! Here... This is where she got herself! 1079 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:41,875 Eh! He wants to drive me crazy! 1080 01:19:42,292 --> 01:19:44,083 He wants to see my body. He wants me dead! 1081 01:19:44,708 --> 01:19:47,750 Jaqueline, the ballet rules prohibits receiving gifts from 1082 01:19:47,875 --> 01:19:49,167 male admirers. 1083 01:19:49,292 --> 01:19:51,292 Come on who is this Fred Who sent you the flowers? 1084 01:19:53,083 --> 01:19:56,375 There is no clause in the regulation that you force me to tell you! 1085 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,833 But it says that you have to be all of them the same, all white as milk 1086 01:19:59,958 --> 01:20:03,417 while you are sunbathing cute. Queue to the hotel with the others! 1087 01:20:03,750 --> 01:20:05,500 Umm...shit. 1088 01:20:07,083 --> 01:20:09,917 LIGHT MUSIC 1089 01:20:11,333 --> 01:20:17,958 GIRLS SING 1090 01:20:29,792 --> 01:20:32,083 - How are the reservations going? for this evening miss? 1091 01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:36,125 A formidable success Mr. Costantin, we also sold the folding seats. 1092 01:20:36,292 --> 01:20:38,208 - Sold out! - I thought better. 1093 01:20:39,833 --> 01:20:45,000 GIRLS SING 1094 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,083 I told you the balls they must be odd. 1095 01:21:05,292 --> 01:21:07,292 I'll do it right away Mr. Costantin. 1096 01:21:10,167 --> 01:21:14,167 GIRLS SING 1097 01:21:40,375 --> 01:21:42,625 GIRLS SING 1098 01:22:07,333 --> 01:22:10,875 GIRLS SING 1099 01:22:59,125 --> 01:23:02,083 - It seems to me that it was perfect, no? - We can do better! 1100 01:23:04,292 --> 01:23:07,292 In the second pass Lucy raised the little finger of the left hand is too much. 1101 01:23:07,875 --> 01:23:11,792 But what's more serious is that Jaqueline he blinked against time. 1102 01:23:12,917 --> 01:23:17,542 Oooh! Every evening the same moves, the same steps! How boring! 1103 01:23:17,917 --> 01:23:23,333 Dance is invention, instinct... sex! 1104 01:23:24,083 --> 01:23:25,875 - Oh no! No... 1105 01:23:27,125 --> 01:23:28,250 Ah, show me how I am! 1106 01:23:32,792 --> 01:23:36,458 - And no! This is mutiny girl! - Don't get angry, please, relax. 1107 01:23:37,042 --> 01:23:39,292 Do you want me to give you a toning massage? 1108 01:23:40,417 --> 01:23:42,375 - No. - As if not mentioned. 1109 01:23:43,167 --> 01:23:47,000 Break, break girls. Let's go soon to change for the final number let's go up! 1110 01:23:48,208 --> 01:23:53,000 - Would you like to drink from me for a minute? - Half. - I also have a daring soul 1111 01:23:53,208 --> 01:23:56,583 I've been drinking an issue for years really very beautiful. Do you want to see it? 1112 01:23:56,958 --> 01:23:58,417 - Go. - Music! 1113 01:23:58,917 --> 01:23:59,958 DISCO MUSIC 1114 01:24:01,458 --> 01:24:03,125 MUSIC Quick, lights on me. 1115 01:24:12,042 --> 01:24:15,167 Do I like it? CONSTANTIN RUSSIA 1116 01:24:18,667 --> 01:24:21,875 Come on girls, hurry up please. Let's go for the final number test. 1117 01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:26,792 Come on, all in order, please line up. Come on. Let's not waste time, hurry up! 1118 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:29,208 All in line, come on, let's get counted. 1119 01:24:29,375 --> 01:24:36,000 Very good, then: 1, 2, 3, 4,5,6,7,8,9, 10, 11, 12 and... 1120 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:43,750 There's one missing, there must be 13 of us, who missing? Jaqueline, the usual! Always her! 1121 01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:51,750 - Jaqueline? Where's Jaqueline? - She's gone. - Has she left?! And when will he return? - Never again. 1122 01:24:52,292 --> 01:24:53,125 GIGGLE 1123 01:24:53,917 --> 01:24:56,625 - Like "never again"? Is she dead? - No, he's getting married. 1124 01:24:57,708 --> 01:25:00,417 - Are you getting married? - Yes, today. - And with whom? 1125 01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:05,708 I bet with that Fred... of the flower card. 1126 01:25:06,083 --> 01:25:07,292 O holy God... 1127 01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:11,458 And who tells Constantin now? That drives me crazy! 1128 01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:17,417 - Come on, what do you know about this Fred? - He's a crime boss. 1129 01:25:17,625 --> 01:25:21,750 Never caught red-handed. 15 trials, 15 acquittals. 1130 01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:23,708 All due to lack of evidence. 1131 01:25:24,500 --> 01:25:28,167 DRIVER I don't understand like the young lady Jaqueline both fell in love 1132 01:25:28,208 --> 01:25:30,000 of a criminal gangster. 1133 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:37,042 You have to be careful Constantin, Fred is a beast, a very dangerous guy. 1134 01:25:37,208 --> 01:25:41,125 He's a tough, unscrupulous tough guy. Violent, ruthless. 1135 01:25:43,417 --> 01:25:45,042 I'm very worried... 1136 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:50,917 For him. 1137 01:25:53,375 --> 01:25:57,875 - Well? - You're not Fred. - Fred is my boss. 1138 01:25:59,333 --> 01:26:02,542 I'm Mr. Constantin, tell him I want see immediately 1139 01:26:02,667 --> 01:26:03,625 Mademoiselle Jaqueline. 1140 01:26:03,750 --> 01:26:04,375 Wait. 1141 01:26:06,333 --> 01:26:09,333 - How much? - As much as I like. - But no more! 1142 01:26:26,750 --> 01:26:28,083 Nice shot, Fred. 1143 01:26:29,542 --> 01:26:30,167 Nice... 1144 01:26:38,208 --> 01:26:41,417 Boss, a guy has arrived looking for the Miss. His name is Constantin. 1145 01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:49,625 That man must not set foot in this house! It's your turn, lawyer. 1146 01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:58,625 STICKS - Who's knocking? - It's you with the stick Constantin. 1147 01:27:01,958 --> 01:27:04,958 In this house she does not It's welcome, Mr. Constantin. 1148 01:27:10,417 --> 01:27:14,167 - I want to see Miss Jaqueline. - I can show you Roberta. 1149 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:16,583 Uh. 1150 01:27:17,333 --> 01:27:18,708 - Is it loaded? - Uh... 1151 01:27:23,250 --> 01:27:25,333 REPEATED BUTTON STRIKES 1152 01:27:27,667 --> 01:27:30,000 Dear God, what a horrible guy and bloody. 1153 01:27:30,667 --> 01:27:33,000 And what do we do now? It would be better to give up. 1154 01:27:33,958 --> 01:27:36,958 - Constantin never gives up. - So what do we do, badass? 1155 01:27:37,542 --> 01:27:40,000 Let me concentrate! Here we need an idea... 1156 01:27:40,750 --> 01:27:43,083 BELL Found it! 1157 01:27:50,583 --> 01:27:55,417 REPEATED SOUND OF THE BELL 1158 01:27:55,625 --> 01:27:59,417 I'm coming! REPEATED SOUND OF THE BELL 1159 01:28:02,917 --> 01:28:05,125 - Who are you? - Wedding gift... 1160 01:28:08,542 --> 01:28:12,833 - What is it? - Negretto lamp holder in fine 18th century wood. 1161 01:28:13,333 --> 01:28:15,375 It should be placed in the gift room. 1162 01:28:15,875 --> 01:28:19,167 - Are you carrying it? - Is it heavy? - Very much. 1163 01:28:19,500 --> 01:28:22,500 - Then you bring it. - I don't know if we can do it. 1164 01:28:30,500 --> 01:28:32,083 SICILIAN ACCENT Bottom left. 1165 01:29:02,875 --> 01:29:05,375 - Oh! - What is it? - Ah, I thought you were dead. 1166 01:29:06,958 --> 01:29:07,708 Bye-bye. 1167 01:29:16,958 --> 01:29:18,125 - Frankie! - Oh?! 1168 01:29:18,292 --> 01:29:21,375 Bring these sweets up to the guests. Instead of sitting there reading comics! 1169 01:29:21,667 --> 01:29:22,417 Uhmm... 1170 01:29:24,792 --> 01:29:26,417 And don't eat the chocolates! 1171 01:29:47,208 --> 01:29:49,333 All clear, badass. 1172 01:29:53,167 --> 01:29:53,875 Shh! 1173 01:29:54,750 --> 01:29:57,083 - You go back there. - Yes. - We up here. 1174 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:11,917 - And where are we going now? - You over here, me over there. 1175 01:30:14,167 --> 01:30:16,750 BUZZ FROM THE GUESTS 1176 01:30:23,875 --> 01:30:24,625 Sorry! 1177 01:30:26,542 --> 01:30:28,333 Jaqueline, Jaqueline! 1178 01:30:29,125 --> 01:30:30,292 Oh! Excuse me... 1179 01:30:32,917 --> 01:30:37,000 - But you're not...? - Don't say a word Or I'll shoot, turn around and walk. 1180 01:30:40,458 --> 01:30:41,667 - Go. - Immediately. 1181 01:30:53,292 --> 01:30:56,875 Brake. Go to yours a little left. Further down... 1182 01:30:57,125 --> 01:30:58,250 - Everything below. - Yes sir. 1183 01:30:58,333 --> 01:30:59,125 More below. 1184 01:30:59,250 --> 01:31:02,167 - Is that okay? - Like that. Back off now. 1185 01:31:02,667 --> 01:31:04,083 Back away. Alt. 1186 01:31:05,042 --> 01:31:10,083 And now, if you move or dare to speak, or make any moan of any nature 1187 01:31:10,208 --> 01:31:10,958 I shoot. 1188 01:31:12,875 --> 01:31:13,917 I'll shoot it, understand? 1189 01:31:22,125 --> 01:31:23,625 Do you understand?! FRANKIE NODS 1190 01:31:31,250 --> 01:31:32,917 - Jaqueline? - Nothing... 1191 01:31:34,917 --> 01:31:39,875 So: me here and you there. Actually, both of them over here. 1192 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:46,458 Oh dear God. 1193 01:31:46,625 --> 01:31:48,375 But here there are 6 doors. Which ones do we try? 1194 01:31:49,208 --> 01:31:50,042 Man... 1195 01:31:51,292 --> 01:31:52,583 There are already 6 doors... 1196 01:31:53,500 --> 01:31:55,833 One moment, Let's give luck a chance. 1197 01:32:00,833 --> 01:32:04,750 6! 1,2, 3, 4, 5,6. 1198 01:32:05,083 --> 01:32:06,917 - Is there a door back here? - Yes. - Open it! 1199 01:32:09,958 --> 01:32:11,625 Oh, Constantin! 1200 01:32:43,417 --> 01:32:44,000 What is it? 1201 01:32:53,875 --> 01:32:55,167 Look what it is... 1202 01:32:56,667 --> 01:32:57,167 Oh! 1203 01:32:57,292 --> 01:32:59,000 - But I... - Beast! 1204 01:33:00,375 --> 01:33:04,208 I order you to return to the theater! AMBROS REPEATS 1205 01:33:04,417 --> 01:33:09,250 - I already said this. - So what do you do? - What are you doing? - Ugh! 1206 01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:12,167 But think about the theater, to the charm of the stage! 1207 01:33:12,583 --> 01:33:15,833 Here, the lights go out the orchestra begins to play. 1208 01:33:16,375 --> 01:33:20,958 The spotlight is on you. You who you come in and start dancing, lightly. Unical! 1209 01:33:21,625 --> 01:33:24,250 Suddenly a loud bang erupts applause from your audience 1210 01:33:24,375 --> 01:33:25,125 who goes into a frenzy! 1211 01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:27,875 And the fans start shouting Jaqueline! Jaqueline! Jaque... 1212 01:33:28,042 --> 01:33:29,208 So what are you doing come? 1213 01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:32,958 - Never. - You couldn't give me a less evasive answer? 1214 01:33:37,208 --> 01:33:38,417 BOSS CHUCKLES 1215 01:33:39,583 --> 01:33:42,250 - Who would be the famous one Constantin? - It's him. 1216 01:33:42,500 --> 01:33:44,458 Yes. It's him himself. 1217 01:33:44,667 --> 01:33:47,083 - Well, do we need to tell everyone? - Constantin! - Yes? 1218 01:33:47,250 --> 01:33:50,750 You came into my house with the deception. You offended one of my men. 1219 01:33:50,833 --> 01:33:53,042 Annoyed my future bride! 1220 01:33:53,458 --> 01:33:56,333 Others would have done it for much less a nice dip in the river 1221 01:33:56,417 --> 01:33:58,083 with concrete shoes! 1222 01:33:58,292 --> 01:34:01,000 So go away! Understood? Go! 1223 01:34:04,625 --> 01:34:08,375 Look, Fred. You took me away a girl from my ballet. 1224 01:34:09,042 --> 01:34:10,792 With a squalid promise of marriage. 1225 01:34:12,667 --> 01:34:15,583 You ruined my rehearsals, and I stop it from debuting this evening. 1226 01:34:15,750 --> 01:34:18,000 Others would already be fine for much less asking for alms 1227 01:34:18,083 --> 01:34:19,292 on the street corner. 1228 01:34:25,708 --> 01:34:27,375 - Are you a little scared? - No. 1229 01:34:28,917 --> 01:34:29,542 Uh... 1230 01:34:31,125 --> 01:34:34,917 yes. But I have an ironclad contract here that can ruin you! 1231 01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:37,500 We have an ironclad contract here and we can ruin you. 1232 01:34:37,583 --> 01:34:38,792 I don't care about contracts! 1233 01:34:38,875 --> 01:34:41,417 Except they don't care, but I already said this! 1234 01:34:41,542 --> 01:34:42,292 - Kick them out! 1235 01:34:42,375 --> 01:34:43,000 CLEARS THROAT 1236 01:34:43,333 --> 01:34:46,250 Sorry Fred. I can give you any advice? 1237 01:34:46,417 --> 01:34:49,250 I don't give a damn about your lawyer advice! 1238 01:34:49,667 --> 01:34:54,208 Fred, that sounds like the case to me to avoid trouble with the law. 1239 01:34:54,333 --> 01:34:56,875 There's a contract, right? Let's examine it together. 1240 01:34:57,667 --> 01:34:58,833 Clause number 183. 1241 01:34:59,333 --> 01:34:59,958 Eh... 1242 01:35:03,583 --> 01:35:05,250 So, let's see... 1243 01:35:07,833 --> 01:35:09,667 If for any reason... 1244 01:35:09,750 --> 01:35:14,583 ..the contractor, Jaquelilne Duboix abandon the dance troupe,... 1245 01:35:14,750 --> 01:35:20,208 ..Mr. Constantin will have the right to adequate compensation for damages. 1246 01:35:22,083 --> 01:35:22,917 Well... 1247 01:35:25,042 --> 01:35:30,000 - That's all? - That's all. - I want to make you an offer. 1248 01:35:32,083 --> 01:35:34,458 Is 5 million okay? 1249 01:35:36,625 --> 01:35:38,417 10 million? 1250 01:35:41,333 --> 01:35:47,583 All right, I want to ruin myself. Is 20 million okay? 1251 01:35:50,917 --> 01:35:52,292 But anyway! How much do you want?! 1252 01:35:56,000 --> 01:35:57,042 A billion! 1253 01:36:05,167 --> 01:36:09,875 EVERYONE LAUGHS 1254 01:36:21,167 --> 01:36:22,000 Of dollars... 1255 01:36:24,375 --> 01:36:27,250 - Clause 13 is no longer there. I delete it. - No! 1256 01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:28,208 AMBROSE SCREAMS 1257 01:36:32,500 --> 01:36:33,542 Can I turn you on? 1258 01:36:37,667 --> 01:36:38,958 Yes please. 1259 01:36:39,917 --> 01:36:42,042 VIOLENT BREATH FRED SCREAMS 1260 01:36:44,000 --> 01:36:45,917 RHYTHM MUSIC 1261 01:36:49,875 --> 01:36:52,792 EXCITED DIALOGUES 1262 01:36:56,958 --> 01:37:00,125 - Do you need anything? - Take them! Live or die! 1263 01:37:03,833 --> 01:37:04,458 Come on! 1264 01:37:05,833 --> 01:37:09,042 I'm here and you're there. Or rather, you over here and me over there. 1265 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:15,083 I'm panting 1266 01:37:16,667 --> 01:37:18,542 - over here. - Yes. And me over there. 1267 01:37:23,917 --> 01:37:26,167 VERSES OF EFFORT 1268 01:37:32,417 --> 01:37:36,167 PLAY A TANGO 1269 01:37:53,792 --> 01:37:55,417 BRUSIO GUESTS 1270 01:37:58,167 --> 01:37:59,167 Dear God! 1271 01:38:19,917 --> 01:38:22,000 Now you and I do the math. 1272 01:38:22,375 --> 01:38:23,417 Uunh!l! 1273 01:38:23,917 --> 01:38:25,292 I hate violence! I hate violence! 1274 01:38:25,458 --> 01:38:27,917 I hate violence! I hate violence! 1275 01:38:28,083 --> 01:38:29,292 I hate it... 1276 01:38:31,250 --> 01:38:33,042 Oh, God! But what did I do? 1277 01:38:37,375 --> 01:38:40,292 MUSIC CONTINUES 1278 01:39:05,375 --> 01:39:08,917 - Oh! But what do you do with those hideous ones socks? - Stop or I'll shoot! 1279 01:39:10,500 --> 01:39:12,458 Where did you think you were going, huh?! 1280 01:39:12,708 --> 01:39:14,833 And now let's go up to the boss We'll have a chat. 1281 01:39:14,958 --> 01:39:16,917 I really wouldn't want to be in your shoes. 1282 01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:19,083 Look look at that behind you there is one with a lamp 1283 01:39:19,125 --> 01:39:20,500 who wants to smash them over your head 1284 01:39:20,583 --> 01:39:23,000 And you think I still believe to these tricks? 1285 01:39:24,792 --> 01:39:27,625 Listen, handsome. You know that little black guy what did he and I carry before? 1286 01:39:27,750 --> 01:39:32,042 - Eh! The one with the lamp like that? - Exact. - Impossible. - Go! 1287 01:39:32,750 --> 01:39:33,667 Ah! 1288 01:39:35,083 --> 01:39:39,750 - Let's go now, come on! - No! And the shoes? - Oh yeah. 1289 01:39:40,375 --> 01:39:41,500 CONSTANTIN WHISTLES 1290 01:39:43,750 --> 01:39:47,500 SOUND OF STEPS 1291 01:39:47,708 --> 01:39:49,583 RHYTHM MUSIC 1292 01:39:57,042 --> 01:39:58,583 They usually arrive first. 1293 01:40:04,583 --> 01:40:07,042 Damn! They run away! 1294 01:40:08,667 --> 01:40:12,083 - I'll kill him! - What are you doing? Are you crazy a use weapons?! - Leave me. 1295 01:40:12,208 --> 01:40:14,417 The police are looking for nothing else to incriminate you! 1296 01:40:14,958 --> 01:40:18,083 Come on, let's go, there's only half an hour to go at your wedding. 1297 01:40:18,292 --> 01:40:20,542 And now that madman he won't try again. 1298 01:40:30,042 --> 01:40:32,125 Oh! What a fool! 1299 01:40:35,125 --> 01:40:36,417 - What more do you want? 1300 01:40:36,583 --> 01:40:39,542 - Jaqueline! It has arrived for you Time to make a choice. 1301 01:40:39,875 --> 01:40:44,750 Yes I know. Between Constantin and I chose marriage... marriage. 1302 01:40:44,917 --> 01:40:47,708 No! A choice between two men. Between me and him! 1303 01:40:48,833 --> 01:40:50,250 But... I don't understand! 1304 01:40:50,333 --> 01:40:55,333 Well yes. Even the great Constantin, the icy Constantin, has a heart. 1305 01:40:56,250 --> 01:40:57,458 He hears something. 1306 01:40:58,208 --> 01:41:02,000 People already meet in the streets and yes he asks and wonders: but it's true 1307 01:41:02,125 --> 01:41:06,000 that the fabulous Constantin has fallen in love? And everyone from the windows wonders 1308 01:41:06,125 --> 01:41:09,042 newspaper headlines pop up everywhere that come from there and here 1309 01:41:09,167 --> 01:41:10,000 more over there than here. 1310 01:41:10,083 --> 01:41:11,292 Well, really... 1311 01:41:11,417 --> 01:41:13,000 ...well I'm in love! 1312 01:41:13,542 --> 01:41:16,917 - Jaqueline, I love you! - But if you have one ballet shoe instead of the heart. 1313 01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:19,042 It's a trick to get me back into the theater! 1314 01:41:19,167 --> 01:41:20,333 A trick? Whoa! 1315 01:41:21,750 --> 01:41:23,750 This is the contract that binds you to me. 1316 01:41:25,917 --> 01:41:29,042 - But then... is it true? - Of course it's true. 1317 01:41:29,583 --> 01:41:32,292 - Why didn't you tell me before? - Because I didn't know! 1318 01:41:32,542 --> 01:41:34,417 I knew it too now at this moment! 1319 01:41:34,542 --> 01:41:38,542 But if you treated me worse than the others! And me you gave the lowest salary of all! 1320 01:41:39,417 --> 01:41:42,333 I did this so as not to be seen to the others that I treated you better. 1321 01:41:42,500 --> 01:41:43,500 So I treated you worse. 1322 01:41:43,583 --> 01:41:46,417 But in fact it was you I wanted to treat better than the others which are worse. 1323 01:41:46,542 --> 01:41:49,167 And you're just telling me now? Now I'm committed 1324 01:41:49,292 --> 01:41:51,083 and Fred wouldn't leave me never go away. 1325 01:41:51,583 --> 01:41:55,583 Just a moment...before you take one hasty decision, give me a kiss... 1326 01:41:55,875 --> 01:41:57,292 SHE SIGHS Then you will decide. 1327 01:41:57,583 --> 01:41:59,458 ROMANTIC MUSIC 1328 01:42:06,333 --> 01:42:11,958 MOANS AND SIGHS 1329 01:42:17,125 --> 01:42:20,250 Don't do that, you're hurting me! You are too passionate! 1330 01:42:20,458 --> 01:42:23,500 But how passionate?! Give me something for attack me, I'm falling! 1331 01:42:23,625 --> 01:42:24,167 Oh! Ah! 1332 01:42:24,250 --> 01:42:28,000 - Give me! - Here! CONSTANTIN SCREAMS 1333 01:42:31,708 --> 01:42:35,250 - Jaqueline! What's happening?! - But nothing dear, I assure you! 1334 01:42:35,417 --> 01:42:38,583 - Are you ready? - Yes. - Come on, let's go, the priest is waiting for us. 1335 01:42:40,708 --> 01:42:41,750 SHE SIGHS 1336 01:42:45,042 --> 01:42:48,292 - But who are you, excuse me? - Eh... I'm the bell ringer, right?! 1337 01:42:49,208 --> 01:42:51,417 BELLS RING IN A PARTY 1338 01:42:53,542 --> 01:42:55,625 MUSIC FROM THE ORGAN 1339 01:42:55,833 --> 01:42:58,292 As the Gospel says of San Matteo... 1340 01:42:59,667 --> 01:43:04,000 ..."'blessed is the man who sees the Lord and walk in his ways." 1341 01:43:05,208 --> 01:43:10,958 "You will live by the work of your hands. You will be happy and you will enjoy its fruits." 1342 01:43:11,708 --> 01:43:16,042 "Your bride is like the fruitful vine in the privacy of his home"... 1343 01:43:16,458 --> 01:43:22,000 "Your children as tender, but strong olive shoots around your table." 1344 01:43:26,000 --> 01:43:30,792 We are gathered here to unite in marriage Fred and Jaqueline. 1345 01:43:31,333 --> 01:43:35,083 If anyone knew for any reason... 1346 01:43:35,500 --> 01:43:37,583 ..to oppose at this wedding... 1347 01:43:37,750 --> 01:43:41,250 ..speak now! Or keep silent forever! 1348 01:43:41,625 --> 01:43:42,125 Aanh! 1349 01:43:42,375 --> 01:43:46,625 Stop everything! No, stop Fred! Fred, stop, you can't get married. 1350 01:43:46,792 --> 01:43:50,458 Dear, please stop. Fred, look: here is the fruit of our sin. 1351 01:43:50,583 --> 01:43:53,750 Fred, love, you can't marry that one. You made me a woman 1352 01:43:53,792 --> 01:43:55,875 you have remained a mother to me. Fred I love you! 1353 01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:59,000 - But who is this whore?! - Like "Slut"?! 1354 01:43:59,208 --> 01:44:03,708 Fred, my love, what are you saying? Please, I beg you, do it for me, for the child! 1355 01:44:03,833 --> 01:44:05,083 FRED But I don't know her! 1356 01:44:05,208 --> 01:44:10,042 - Psst! Jaqueline! - What are you doing, are you crazy? 1357 01:44:10,667 --> 01:44:12,250 You're really crazy... 1358 01:44:12,875 --> 01:44:14,208 Yes, I'm crazy about you. 1359 01:44:14,750 --> 01:44:16,000 - Leave me! - Ambrose No! 1360 01:44:16,375 --> 01:44:18,083 Fred What are you doing? It hurts me! 1361 01:44:19,750 --> 01:44:21,292 Fred Take your hands off me! 1362 01:44:21,417 --> 01:44:22,042 I recognize it! 1363 01:44:22,708 --> 01:44:23,208 Ah! 1364 01:44:23,667 --> 01:44:26,583 - Where do you think you're going? - Stop! - One moment. 1365 01:44:27,292 --> 01:44:27,792 Here... 1366 01:44:28,250 --> 01:44:29,000 Oh! 1367 01:44:35,792 --> 01:44:38,625 FRED Don't let them get away. Chase them! 1368 01:44:39,167 --> 01:44:40,667 Go! Away, away! 1369 01:44:41,625 --> 01:44:44,708 - Stop! Stop! Let's chase them! - Quick, to the cars! 1370 01:44:45,708 --> 01:44:51,000 They slashed the tires! They cut this one too! They cut everything! 1371 01:44:51,417 --> 01:44:52,750 These hotties and whores! 1372 01:44:52,875 --> 01:44:53,958 Let's get that car! 1373 01:44:54,000 --> 01:44:55,375 LAWYER No, calm down, calm down. 1374 01:44:57,875 --> 01:44:59,292 Run away or I'll shoot you! 1375 01:44:59,500 --> 01:45:02,042 But Fred, have you gone crazy?! Do you want to get arrested?! 1376 01:45:02,167 --> 01:45:04,042 Going out like this with a gun in your hand?! 1377 01:45:04,167 --> 01:45:06,375 - Pain in the ass lawyer! - Stop Fred! They will arrest you! 1378 01:45:06,542 --> 01:45:09,958 The police are looking for nothing else! Stay calm, don't freak out! 1379 01:45:10,125 --> 01:45:11,167 THUD Aanh!!! 1380 01:45:12,208 --> 01:45:13,792 Come on, quick, speed up! 1381 01:45:15,333 --> 01:45:17,417 HAPPY MUSIC 1382 01:45:37,250 --> 01:45:37,750 Hiii!l 1383 01:45:38,333 --> 01:45:42,750 - The bandits are chasing us, badass! - Oh God, they're coming with a Jeep! 1384 01:45:43,250 --> 01:45:44,792 AMBROSE Madonna... 1385 01:45:46,583 --> 01:45:50,292 Constantine! Give me back my bride. Stop! 1386 01:45:50,500 --> 01:45:51,542 I order you! 1387 01:45:58,667 --> 01:45:59,875 MUSIC CONTINUES 1388 01:46:02,292 --> 01:46:03,667 TIRES SQUEAL 1389 01:46:12,542 --> 01:46:13,125 AWAY! 1390 01:46:25,000 --> 01:46:28,250 Shoot the tires! GUN SHOTS 1391 01:46:31,000 --> 01:46:34,000 Drive idiot! What are you doing, idiot?! 1392 01:46:39,250 --> 01:46:40,833 Give me that gun! 1393 01:46:41,875 --> 01:46:43,625 Now I'll show him... 1394 01:46:46,250 --> 01:46:48,208 Where is he?... Here you are... 1395 01:46:50,042 --> 01:46:50,792 Next... 1396 01:46:52,625 --> 01:46:54,250 Well, now yes... 1397 01:46:57,667 --> 01:47:00,792 SHOOT 1398 01:47:03,792 --> 01:47:06,667 - Were you afraid? - Yes, badronel! 1399 01:47:12,208 --> 01:47:16,500 - But they're always behind us! - Not I like clingy guys! 1400 01:47:19,083 --> 01:47:20,167 Allow? 1401 01:47:23,625 --> 01:47:27,375 - I can't see! - Hold the steering wheel. - I can't see anymore. 1402 01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:33,375 CONSTANTIN We over here, and they over there. 1403 01:47:33,583 --> 01:47:35,333 FRANKIE But where the fuck are we going?! 1404 01:47:35,417 --> 01:47:36,458 TIRES SQUEALING 1405 01:47:36,750 --> 01:47:39,458 THUD AND SCREAM 1406 01:47:41,375 --> 01:47:42,833 We give up! 1407 01:47:49,542 --> 01:47:54,125 Why do we run like this? He doesn't chase us anymore no one anymore. Can we know where we're going? 1408 01:47:54,333 --> 01:47:57,125 Like where are we going?! Let's go back to the theater no?! The debut is in an hour! 1409 01:47:57,333 --> 01:48:01,667 Oh no! Stop now! I order you! 1410 01:48:01,958 --> 01:48:03,042 TIRES SQUEAL 1411 01:48:05,375 --> 01:48:09,292 You made fun of me. It was all dirty trick! I don't come to the theater anymore! 1412 01:48:09,500 --> 01:48:10,625 I don't come here anymore... 1413 01:48:10,708 --> 01:48:13,417 - But you have a contract. - Didn't you tear it up? 1414 01:48:13,708 --> 01:48:17,083 Naive. That was my contract insurance, expired one year ago. 1415 01:48:17,708 --> 01:48:21,167 No! I don't come to the theater. And I believed you. 1416 01:48:21,250 --> 01:48:25,292 - You also said you loved me. - But I love you. - Then marry me immediately. 1417 01:48:25,750 --> 01:48:26,250 Eh... 1418 01:48:26,375 --> 01:48:30,083 - How do you do it? - I'm already dressed and we have an hour. 1419 01:48:30,583 --> 01:48:34,458 Come on, marry me now. © not me you will never see in the theater again. 1420 01:48:34,583 --> 01:48:38,083 It's late and the jewelry stores are closed. 1421 01:48:38,750 --> 01:48:40,875 We don't have either the rings. The faiths. 1422 01:48:41,292 --> 01:48:44,917 - Here are the rings. - Actually they would be some sentimental memories, however... 1423 01:48:45,250 --> 01:48:49,333 - So? - Eh... I just don't feel mature. 1424 01:48:50,458 --> 01:48:55,125 It's too important a decision, at least give me time to think about it. 1425 01:48:56,208 --> 01:48:59,833 - 10 years. - Have you decided like this? I know what to do. 1426 01:49:00,000 --> 01:49:00,625 Ali! 1427 01:49:04,417 --> 01:49:08,083 - But... what are you doing?! - N FRENCH Goodbye, Constantin! 1428 01:49:14,583 --> 01:49:16,500 Let her go, what do you care? 1429 01:49:16,875 --> 01:49:19,625 Marriage to a woman it is a chain, a bond. 1430 01:49:19,792 --> 01:49:25,375 There are much more things in life important... I don't know... friendship. 1431 01:49:33,167 --> 01:49:36,583 - Jaqueline? - Yes. - I'll marry you. 1432 01:49:36,917 --> 01:49:40,750 MILITARY MARCH MUSIC 1433 01:50:06,292 --> 01:50:08,875 IN CHOIR IN FRENCH Constantin is handsome! 1434 01:50:10,042 --> 01:50:12,333 IN CHOIR IN FRENCH Porte-Bonheur is beautiful! 1435 01:50:13,208 --> 01:50:15,792 IN CHOIR IN FRENCH Constantin is handsome! 1436 01:50:40,042 --> 01:50:44,458 What a triumph, bastard, the public is crazy, I'm duddi delirious! 1437 01:50:44,833 --> 01:50:46,208 Yes, I thought better... 1438 01:50:47,833 --> 01:50:49,375 But you paid dearly for it, huh? 1439 01:50:49,667 --> 01:50:52,042 Think about it a bit should another escape? 1440 01:50:54,333 --> 01:50:57,375 It's impossible, I've already married them all. 1441 01:51:00,542 --> 01:51:02,625 MUSIC CONTINUES 1442 01:51:05,042 --> 01:51:08,375 Resync and subtitle review CLAUDIO POFI