1 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:11,239 I'M ALL READY. WHERE'S THE OLD LADY? 2 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,774 HOW SHOULD I KNOW? SHE SAID SHE'D BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 3 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:16,510 YEAH, THAT WAS AN HOUR AGO. 4 00:01:16,544 --> 00:01:18,379 [SIGHS] 5 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,547 OH, HERE SHE COMES. 6 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:32,293 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SHOOT THE PICTURE AN HOUR AGO. 7 00:01:32,326 --> 00:01:34,895 OH, WERE YOU LATE? 8 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,531 COME ON, LET'S GO! 9 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:38,832 COME ALONG. 10 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,540 STAND RIGHT THERE. 11 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:47,808 YOU PUSHED ME. 12 00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:49,477 I DID NOT PUSH YOU. 13 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:52,480 YOU DID PUSH ME. SAY YOU'RE SORRY. 14 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:54,448 MADAM... 15 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,217 ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY. 16 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:58,552 IT'S TOO LATE TO BE SORRY. 17 00:01:58,586 --> 00:01:59,753 Photographer: COME ON! 18 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:01,655 I'M TRYING. 19 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:03,757 ALL RIGHT. 20 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,927 NOW, YOU'LL STAND HERE HOLDING THIS PIECE OF MRS. SULLIVAN'S CAKE. 21 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,729 THIS IS MRS. SULLIVAN'S CAKE? 22 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,498 YES. 23 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:14,835 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE POOR WOMAN'S CAKE. 24 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:19,173 SHE'S PROBABLY VERY HUNGRY. 25 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:22,576 YOU'RE MRS. SULLIVAN! 26 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:23,777 I AM? 27 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,313 YES. 28 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:28,516 THEN WHY DID YOU PUSH ME? 29 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:30,218 I GIVE UP. LET'S SHOOT IT! 30 00:02:34,288 --> 00:02:37,191 READY? NICE SMILE. 31 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,359 HOLD UP THE CAKE. 32 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:43,797 WHY AREN'T YOU SMILING? 33 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:47,401 I DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE CAKE. 34 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:51,472 I LIKE RUM BABA. 35 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,407 WELL, IF YOU GIVE ME A NICE SMILE, 36 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:57,545 AFTER THE PICTURE, I'LL BUY YOU A LOVELY RUM BABA. 37 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:58,746 YOU WILL? 38 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,849 Man: YES. 39 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:04,918 COULD I HAVE IT WITHOUT THE BABA? 40 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:07,821 I'M READY. 41 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,307 Woman: HESTER-SUE? 42 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:27,408 YES. 43 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:28,909 I'VE CHANGED MY MIND. 44 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,778 I'M GOING TO HAVE SOME HOT TEA INSTEAD OF COFFEE. 45 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:31,745 ALL RIGHT. 46 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:33,581 - HESTER-SUE? - YES? 47 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,449 WHERE'S THAT PIE? I'VE BEEN WAITING 10 MINUTES NOW. 48 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:39,019 OH, MR. TAYLOR, I'M SO SORRY, I FORGOT IT, I'M SO BUSY. 49 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,654 I FORGOT MR. TAYLOR'S PIE, 50 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,590 AND I HAVE TWO MORE ORDERS FOR BREAD AND WHITEFISH. 51 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:43,857 WELL, WE'RE ALL OUT OF WHITEFISH, 52 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,893 I COOKED THE LAST BATCH 15 MINUTES AGO. 53 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:49,263 OH, NO. CAROLINE, IT'S NIGHTS LIKE THIS I WISH I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE. 54 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:50,464 ANYWHERE ELSE. 55 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:52,800 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 56 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,935 THERE'S THE ORDER OF ROAST BEEF. 57 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,404 THANKS. 58 00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:59,340 Caroline: HESTER-SUE! MR. TAYLOR'S PIE. 59 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:06,747 OH, HESTER-SUE, I WANT YOU TO MEET MAJOR GUFFEY. 60 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:10,050 THIS IS HESTER-SUE TERHUNE, ONE OF MY EMPLOYEES. 61 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,552 DELIGHTED, MA'AM. 62 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:13,654 OH, MY, MY, MY! 63 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,356 WE'RE SO BUSY. 64 00:04:15,389 --> 00:04:16,890 YEAH, TOO BUSY. 65 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:20,461 HESTER-SUE, THE MAJOR AND I WILL BE SITTING OVER HERE. 66 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:23,331 I WOULD LIKE HIM TO HAVE SOME OF THE BREAD AND WHITEFISH. 67 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:24,798 WE DON'T HAVE ANY MORE. 68 00:04:34,007 --> 00:04:35,776 THERE YOU ARE, ERNIE. 69 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:38,746 YOU'RE ONE CUSTOMER THAT NEVER GIVES ME ANY PROBLEM. 70 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:40,481 WELL, YOUR FOOD IS THE BEST, HESTER-SUE. 71 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,682 THANK YOU. 72 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:42,883 Harriet: YOO-HOO! 73 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,652 HESTER-SUE, WE'RE READY TO ORDER! 74 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:45,853 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 75 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,756 Mr. Taylor: HESTER-SUE, IS THAT MY PIE? 76 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,325 MR. TAYLOR, I'M SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. 77 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:52,926 - MY TEA! - ALL RIGHT. 78 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,763 I'M NOT GOING TO WAIT ANOTHER SECOND FOR THAT TEA. 79 00:04:55,796 --> 00:04:59,066 Harriet: HESTER-SUE, WE'RE READY TO ORDER! 80 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,468 ALL RIGHT. 81 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,002 Mrs. Foster: MORE COFFEE, HESTER-SUE? 82 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:09,943 [SCREAM] 83 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,912 I'M FINE. 84 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,347 [LAUGHS] 85 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:29,697 AND IT'S CLEAR THAT YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE BEING WORN TO A FRAZZLE. 86 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,099 THEY'VE GOT MORE GOING THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. 87 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:35,035 BUT DON'T YOU WORRY, I HAVE THE ANSWER. 88 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,904 JUST REMEMBER THIS, 89 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:39,973 A RESTAURANT IS A BATTLEFIELD. 90 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,142 A BATTLEFIELD? 91 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,945 A PRINCIPLE I DEVELOPED ON SOME OF THE GREAT BATTLEGROUNDS 92 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:47,381 OF THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES. 93 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:50,484 ANTIETAM... SHILOH... 94 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:51,685 CHANCELLORSVILLE. 95 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:55,088 OH, MY! YOU FOUGHT IN THE WAR! 96 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:59,126 MRS. OLESON, I'M NOT MUCH OF A FIGHTING MAN, 97 00:05:59,159 --> 00:06:03,564 BUT I DO LIKE TO THINK I HELPED TO WIN THOSE BATTLES. 98 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:06,066 YOU SEE, AN ARMY TRAVELS ON ITS STOMACH, 99 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,969 AND I FED THE ARMY. 100 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:10,604 QUARTERMASTER CORPS. 101 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:12,139 30 YEARS. 102 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,907 OH, MY! 103 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:17,110 Major Guffey: I HAD TO FEED THOUSANDS OF TROOPS AT A TIME. 104 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,847 COULDN'T AFFORD A SLIPSHOD OPERATION. 105 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,516 EFFICIENCY, THAT IS THE KEY WORD. 106 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,418 AHA! 107 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:26,554 EFFICIENCY. 108 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:28,188 YOU HAVE TROOPS TO FEED, TOO. 109 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:31,725 THE MORE EFFICIENT MESS HALL, THE LESS WORK YOU HAVE TO DO, 110 00:06:31,759 --> 00:06:34,462 AND THE MORE MONEY YOU CAN MAKE. 111 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,597 Harriet: OH! 112 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:37,931 YES. 113 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:40,901 LESS WORK, MORE MONEY. 114 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:44,572 I HAVE APPLIED THE PRINCIPLES OF MILITARY EFFICIENCY 115 00:06:44,605 --> 00:06:46,106 TO THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS. 116 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,776 MY COMPANY HAS A CHAIN OF RESTAURANTS 117 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,644 THROUGHOUT THE WEST, 118 00:06:50,678 --> 00:06:54,982 ALL OF THEM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE MOST UP-TO-DATE TECHNIQUES, 119 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:58,452 ELIMINATING WASTE, CUTTING COSTS, INCREASING PROFITS! 120 00:06:58,486 --> 00:06:59,620 AH. 121 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,724 IT'S THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. 122 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:17,671 WELL, NOW, IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN THIS CONTRACT. 123 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:20,240 A MERE FORMALITY WE REQUIRE. 124 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:22,175 HARRIET... DON'T JUMP INTO ANYTHING. 125 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,577 WHY? 126 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:25,746 IT'S THE ANSWER TO OUR PRAYERS! 127 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,214 WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT. 128 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,017 NONSENSE! 129 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,886 IT'S MY RESTAURANT. 130 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:35,623 Major Guffey: MRS. OLESON, TAKE YOUR TIME. 131 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:39,593 I'M ON A SWING NORTH. I'LL BE BACK IN 3 OR 4 DAYS. 132 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:43,597 Major Guffey: YOU TALK IT OVER, AND I'LL STOP BY THEN. 133 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:47,167 THERE'S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND ABOUT YOUR DECISION. 134 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:50,838 A GOOD PRODUCT SELLS ITSELF. 135 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,981 OH, NELS, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED IT TONIGHT. 136 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:01,982 YOU'RE JUST CAUSING A DELAY. 137 00:08:02,015 --> 00:08:03,917 HAVE YOU READ THE CONTRACT? 138 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:06,620 NO, I HAVEN'T READ THE CONTRACT, IT'S JUST A MERE FORMALITY. 139 00:08:06,654 --> 00:08:08,288 THAT'S WHAT MAJOR GUFFEY SAID. 140 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,924 THE WHOLE THING SMELLS FUNNY TO ME. 141 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,727 NANCY, MUST YOU BANG ON THAT PIANO? 142 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,729 Harriet: NELS [INDISTINCT]. 143 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:17,898 Nels: WELL, TELL HER NOT TO PLAY LIKE THAT. 144 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,100 YOU HATE ME! 145 00:08:20,133 --> 00:08:21,301 SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 146 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,970 NO, DARLING, HE DOESN'T HATE YOU. 147 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:26,707 NO, JUST PLAY! HONEY, IT'S LOVELY. 148 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,109 NELS, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 149 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:32,145 INSANE, I AM GOING INSANE. 150 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:35,048 NOW, WE HAVEN'T FINISHED THE DISCUSSION OF THE CONTRACT! 151 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,618 HARRIET, AS YOU SAID, IT'S YOUR RESTAURANT. 152 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:38,919 YOU DO AS YOU PLEASE. 153 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,026 OH! 154 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:05,813 AND JUST BY CUTTING DOWN ON THE SIZE OF THE TABLES 155 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,715 AND TURNING THEM CROSSWISE, 156 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:11,652 YOU HAVE INCREASED YOUR SEATING CAPACITY BY 22%. 157 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,320 - MAJOR, PERHAPS YOU'VE BEEN-- - OH, GOOD MORNING, HARRIET. 158 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,588 OH, GOOD MORNING, MRS. FOSTER. 159 00:09:14,622 --> 00:09:16,189 WHEN WILL YOU BE OPEN AGAIN? 160 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,058 WE'LL BE OPEN IN A COUPLE OF DAYS, DEAR, DO COME BACK. 161 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,259 OH, I WILL! I WILL! 162 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,961 YES, I KNOW, I KNOW. 163 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:25,866 GOOD MORNING, ALMANZO. 164 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,100 GOOD MORNING, MRS. FOSTER. 165 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,006 MRS. OLESON, THE CHAIRS ARE READY. 166 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,375 OH, WHAT ADORABLE LITTLE CHAIRS! 167 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,777 WHERE ARE THE BACKS? 168 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,111 IT'S ONE OF OUR SECRETS. 169 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,813 SECRETS? 170 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,715 WELL, YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO GET TOO COMFORTABLE, 171 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:44,151 JUST SIT AROUND THE TABLES, DO WE? 172 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,252 NO? 173 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,787 NO. 174 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,756 WELL, THE MORE TURNOVER, THE MORE BUSINESS. 175 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,824 THE MORE BUSINESS, THE MORE PROFITS. 176 00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,360 AH! WHAT AN INTERESTING IDEA. 177 00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:54,928 I'LL GET THE REST OF THEM. 178 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,064 OH, THANK YOU, ALMANZO. 179 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,699 WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE, MAJOR GUFFEY? 180 00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:00,701 AH, THE ACCESSORIES. JUST PUT THEM DOWN. 181 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,703 OH, THERE'S MORE. 182 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,638 ACCESSORIES? 183 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:07,040 TABLECLOTHS, CURTAINS, NAPKINS, 184 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:09,109 PLATES, FLATWARE, GLASSES. 185 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,211 WE DIDN'T ORDER ALL THAT STUFF! 186 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,646 REGULATION, NELS. 187 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,281 ALL THE TROOPS USE THE SAME SUPPLIES. 188 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,716 ELIMINATES SQUABBLING IN THE RANKS. 189 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,050 BUT... 190 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:20,120 THIS COLOR GREEN, I HATE THIS COLOR GREEN! 191 00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:23,957 THE BEST OF ALL-- BECAUSE WE BUY THESE ITEMS IN SUCH HUGE QUANTITY, 192 00:10:23,991 --> 00:10:27,294 YOU ONLY HAVE TO PAY JUST A LITTLE ABOVE COST. 193 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:29,129 WE HAVE TO BUY THIS STUFF? 194 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,699 Major Guffey: I'M AFRAID IT'S LAID OUT RIGHT HERE. 195 00:10:31,732 --> 00:10:35,736 ARTICLE 4, PARAGRAPH 3 OF YOUR CONTRACT. 196 00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,270 YES, RIGHT HERE. 197 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:40,440 "AND ALL ITEMS NECESSARY TO THE MAINTENANCE AND OPERATION 198 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,676 "OF THE SIGNATURE'S INSTITUTION 199 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,212 WILL BE PURCHASED FROM THE PARENT ORGANIZATION..." 200 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,715 ETCETERA, ETCETERA. 201 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,818 WELL, IT'S RIGHT THERE, RIGHT IN THE CONTRACT. 202 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,853 BUT CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT GREEN? 203 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:54,988 Man: MAJOR GUFFEY, YOU WANT TO CHECK THE NEW SIGN? 204 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:56,757 Major Guffey: OH, THE NEW SIGN! 205 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,959 - NEW SIGN? - OH, MY. 206 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,030 Harriet: NELS, IT'S EXCITING, A NEW SIGN. 207 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,231 WHO'S PAYING FOR IT? 208 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,799 Harriet: WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 209 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:15,408 ISN'T THAT SOMETHING? 210 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,977 I DESIGNED IT MYSELF. 211 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,879 MAJOR GUFFEY, I-- 212 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:23,016 Major Guffey: EVERY TIME I UNVEIL ONE OF THESE, I GET ALL THRILLED! 213 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:26,153 I KNOW THIS MUST BE A PROUD MOMENT FOR YOU, MRS. OLESON. 214 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,420 OH... 215 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,388 YES. 216 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,323 YES, INDEED, YES. 217 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,794 BUT...IT WASN'T IN MY UNDERSTANDING THAT WE WERE GOING TO CHANGE 218 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,729 THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT. 219 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,130 IT'S CALLED "CAROLINE'S," 220 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,299 AND I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY CONSULT WITH HER. 221 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:42,369 MRS. OLESON. 222 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,037 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 223 00:11:44,071 --> 00:11:45,739 OH? 224 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:49,843 PICTURE, IF YOU WILL, A LONELY TRAVELER, 225 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:54,147 FOOTSORE, HUNGRY, FAR FROM HOME, 226 00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:57,184 ALONE IN THE NIGHT IN A STRANGE COUNTRY, 227 00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:01,288 ACHING IN BODY, DEPRESSED IN SPIRIT. 228 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:05,258 Major Guffey: HE FORCES ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER, 229 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,294 SHIVERING IN THE COLD, 230 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,763 LONELY IN THE DARKNESS. 231 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:11,832 AND THEN... AND THEN... 232 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:16,770 WHAT DOES HE SEE IN THE DISTANCE, LIKE A BEACON IN THE NIGHT? 233 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,306 WHAT DOES HE SEE? 234 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,409 MRS. SULLIVAN'S KITCHEN! 235 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:25,478 Major Guffey: HIS PACE QUICKENS, HIS HEART LIGHTENS, 236 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:30,183 BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHAT MRS. SULLIVAN HAS WAITING-- 237 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:32,152 THE SAME GREEN TABLECLOTHS, 238 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,855 THE SAME GREEN AND WHITE DISHES, 239 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,790 THE SAME EFFICIENT SERVICE, 240 00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:38,926 THE SAME PAN-FRIED STEAK! 241 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,227 AH! 242 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:44,464 THE TRAVELER ENTERS, GRATEFUL, COMFORTED, 243 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,434 BECAUSE HE KNOWS WITHOUT A DOUBT 244 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:52,539 THAT THIS RESTAURANT IS EXACTLY LIKE THE ONE AT HOME. 245 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:56,810 OH! 246 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,980 SO, LET'S GET THIS OPERATION WHIPPED INTO SHAPE. 247 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,448 - GET THE TROOPS MARCHING! - YES! YES! 248 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,117 - SHOULDER TO SHOULDER! - OH, NELS! YES! 249 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:09,789 THE SAME PAN-FRIED STEAK? 250 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,849 AH, MY TROOPS ARE READY. 251 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,288 HERE. 252 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,857 OH, 5, 4, 253 00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,993 3, 2, 254 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:49,029 1, BATTLE STATIONS! 255 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:54,034 Harriet: AH, WELCOME TO MRS. SULLIVAN'S RESTAURANT! 256 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:56,169 WE HAVE A LOVELY MENU. 257 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:58,438 WE HAVE PAN-FRIED STEAK 258 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,207 AND ROAST CHICKEN. 259 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,977 HI, ERNIE, YOU COME IN AND SIT RIGHT THERE. 260 00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,178 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NEW RESTAURANT? 261 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,379 HUH? 262 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,248 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NEW RESTAURANT? 263 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,517 OH, GREAT! THIS SURE IS FANCY, HESTER-SUE. 264 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,552 I RECKON I'LL LOOK AT A MENU, SEE WHAT THE DRILL IS. 265 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,421 WELL, WE DON'T HAVE MENUS. 266 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,923 WE DON'T NEED ANY. 267 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,457 WE HAVE THREE MEALS. 268 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,994 WE HAVE PAN-FRIED STEAK, BEEF STEW, 269 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,129 AND ROAST CHICKEN. 270 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,396 HUH? 271 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,165 PAN-FRIED STEAK, BEEF STEW, AND ROAST-- 272 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,500 SHH! 273 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,403 ERNEST, IT'S PART OF OUR NEW EFFICIENCY PROGRAM. 274 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,172 YOU SEE, YOU'LL ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING, 275 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,041 YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE NEVER GOING TO RUN OUT, 276 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,910 AND YOU ALSO KNOW THAT WE'RE GOING TO SAVE YOU SOME MONEY. 277 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,512 SEE, IT'S CALLED THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. 278 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,314 IT'S WHAT? 279 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:45,152 IT'S THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE! 280 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:46,586 OH, WELL, THAT SOUNDS ALL RIGHT TO ME. 281 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,022 I RECKON I'LL HAVE THE STEW. 282 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,890 BEEF STEW, ALL RIGHT. 283 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,427 ONE STEW. 284 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,364 ONE STEW COMING UP. 285 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,166 HOW ARE YOU DOING SO FAR, CAROLINE? 286 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:01,634 WELL, IT REALLY IS MUCH SIMPLER THIS WAY. 287 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,336 EVERYTHING'S MOSTLY COOKED, 288 00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:05,238 IT'S JUST A MATTER OF PUTTING IT ON THE PLATES. 289 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,140 OH, VERY GOOD, HOW ABOUT YOU, HESTER-SUE, ANY PROBLEMS? 290 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:08,341 NO. 291 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,110 GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 292 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,379 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? IT IS, IT'S JUST WORKING OUT 293 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,614 EXACTLY THE WAY MAJOR GUFFEY SAID IT WOULD! 294 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,121 WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 295 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,156 THE BEST BEEF STEW I EVER TASTED, HESTER-SUE, 296 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,357 BAR NONE. 297 00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,959 GOOD. 298 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:27,160 MAY I HELP YOU? 299 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,361 Customer: MRS. OLESON? 300 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,562 YES. 301 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:30,964 I'LL HAVE THE BEEF STEW. 302 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:32,532 ALL RIGHT, NOW. HERE, JUST A MOMENT. 303 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,101 Harriet: BEEF STEW, UH-HUH? 304 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:36,069 Customer: AND MY WIFE WILL HAVE THE STEAK. 305 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,638 THE STAKE... OH, EXCUSE ME JUST A MOMENT. 306 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,541 NELS, LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE! NOW, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP! 307 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:42,742 I HAVEN'T EATEN YET! 308 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,744 WELL, NEITHER HAVE I! 309 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:48,315 I'LL GET YOU A PAD AND AN APRON. 310 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,582 Harriet: I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU! 311 00:16:21,548 --> 00:16:22,682 Harriet: WELL, WAS IT GOOD? 312 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,093 AAH! 313 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,438 GOOD NIGHT. 314 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,774 GOOD NIGHT, CAROLINE, HESTER-SUE. 315 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:52,045 GOOD NIGHT. 316 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:55,082 $24.40. 317 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:59,252 NELS, THAT'S THE MOST WE'VE EVER MADE IN ONE DAY! 318 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,755 OH, EVERYTHING THAT THE MAJOR SAID IS COMING TRUE! 319 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:07,494 WELL, IT MIGHT PAY FOR THE NEW DISHES AND THE SIGN. 320 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,397 WELL, $24.40, NELS! 321 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:14,401 NOW, JUST THINK. IN ONE WEEK, WE WILL BE RICH. 322 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:18,338 HARRIET, I KNOW THAT WE DID VERY WELL TONIGHT. 323 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,140 THERE'S NO DENYING THAT. 324 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:24,244 BUT THE WHOLE IDEA OF THIS SCHEME WAS TO LESSEN OUR WORKLOAD. 325 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,147 NOW, WE WORKED HARDER TONIGHT THAN WE HAVE EVER WORKED. 326 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,783 AND THAT'S BOTH OF US AND CAROLINE AND HESTER-SUE. 327 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,553 WELL, I KNOW, BUT... 328 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,423 WELL, MAJOR GUFFEY SAID THAT THE WORKLOAD 329 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,758 WOULD START TO DECREASE. 330 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,094 I BELIEVE HIM, EVERYTHING HE'S SAID SO FAR 331 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,730 HAS COME TRUE, NELS. 332 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:47,134 OH, NELS, EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. 333 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,502 I JUST KNOW IT IS. 334 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,670 TRUST ME? 335 00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:55,475 PLEASE? 336 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:06,753 OHH, THAT FEELS SO GOOD. 337 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:13,126 AHH, I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY PEOPLE. 338 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:16,229 WE TOOK IN ALMOST $25. 339 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,465 BET HARRIET AND NELS WERE HAPPY ABOUT THAT. 340 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:22,135 I'M NOT TOO SURE ABOUT NELS. 341 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:25,672 CHARLES, I HAVE GOT TO LIE DOWN. 342 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,840 ALL RIGHT, I GOT SOME SOUP ON THE STOVE. 343 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,242 I'M BRINGING IT TO YOU. 344 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,377 THAT WOULD BE NICE. 345 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,744 ONE GOOD THING, 346 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,746 AT LEAST YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW. 347 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,215 I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 348 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,816 WHAT'S THAT? 349 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,486 Caroline: WE'RE OPEN TOMORROW NIGHT. 350 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,321 YOU'RE GOING TO WORK ON SUNDAY? 351 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,890 Caroline: THAT'S THE NEW POLICY. 352 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:46,826 MRS. SULLIVAN'S OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK. 353 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,628 WELL, I THINK IT'S RIDICULOUS. 354 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:51,431 IT'S NOT HEALTHY FOR A BODY TO WORK 7 DAYS A WEEK. 355 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,740 POOR, TIRED BABY. 356 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:19,926 Harriet: AND SUNDAY NIGHT WE DID ALMOST AS WELL AS WELL OVER $20! 357 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,428 Major Guffey: OUTSTANDING! 358 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,763 HARRIET, YOU'RE A REAL TROOPER. 359 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,665 I'M MIGHTY PROUD OF YOU. 360 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,634 AND MRS. SULLIVAN WILL BE, TOO! 361 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:31,204 OH, DID YOU HEAR THAT, NELS? 362 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,340 MRS. SULLIVAN WILL BE PROUD OF ME. 363 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,741 YES, DEAR. 364 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,709 THE TIME IS NOT FAR OFF, HARRIET, 365 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:40,580 WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO BE A VERY WEALTHY WOMAN. 366 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,781 REALLY? 367 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:42,982 NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 368 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,385 RIGHT UP THROUGH THE RANKS. 369 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:49,356 AND NOW WE'RE READY TO GO TO THE NEXT STAGE OF OUR CAMPAIGN-- 370 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,790 PHASE TWO. 371 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:51,991 PHASE TWO? 372 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,726 Major Guffey: YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 373 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,464 IN PHASE TWO, WE GO INTO CONTINUOUS OPERATION. 374 00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,233 THE RESTAURANT WILL STAY OPEN FROM BREAKFAST, 375 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,769 ALL DAY RIGHT THROUGH SUPPER. 376 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:03,803 ALL DAY? 377 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,505 WHAT FOR? 378 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,375 Major Guffey: FOR THE INCREASED PROFITS, OF COURSE! 379 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,377 CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITIES. 380 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,246 WE EDUCATE THE TROOPS AND THEIR STOMACHS 381 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:16,283 TO KNOW THAT AT ANY TIME OF THE DAY, 382 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,918 BE IT 10 IN THE MORNING OR 4 IN THE AFTERNOON, 383 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,554 MRS. SULLIVAN IS READY! 384 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:25,024 Major Guffey: WHENEVER THE RUMBLE OF HUNGER IS HEARD, 385 00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,827 WE'LL BE READY TO FILL THEM UP 386 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:30,863 AND GET THEM MARCHING AGAIN! 387 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:34,000 Major Guffey: BEFORE 11:00, SCRAMBLED EGGS AND PANCAKES. 388 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:37,804 AFTER 11:00, STEAK, STEW, AND CHICKEN. 389 00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,639 AND THERE'S MORE! 390 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:43,009 Major Guffey: TO LET THE WORLD KNOW OF THIS BOLD INNOVATION, 391 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:47,280 YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE OUT ADVERTISEMENTS IN ALL THE NEWSPAPERS 392 00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,583 FOR 50 MILES AROUND. 393 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,619 WE'VE ALREADY WRITTEN THEM FOR YOU. 394 00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:53,886 AND WE PAY FOR THEM? 395 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,855 OF COURSE! 396 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,891 MAJOR GUFFEY, YOU CAN TAKE YOUR ADVERTISEMENTS AND PUT THEM RIGHT AWAY. 397 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,928 WE ARE NOT GOING TO OPEN THIS RESTAURANT FULL-TIME! 398 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,830 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 399 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:05,865 IT'S TOO MUCH WORK AS IT IS! 400 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:09,802 WE GOT INTO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE YOU SAID IT WOULD RUN ITSELF. 401 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:12,939 BUT LOOK AT THE MONEY YOU'RE MAKING, AND YOU'RE JUST BEGINNING! 402 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,974 THE FUTURE IS BOUNDLESS! 403 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:19,412 YOU'RE GOING TO BE GENERALS IN MRS. SULLIVAN'S ARMY! 404 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,749 WELL, I DON'T THINK WE WANT TO BE GENERALS IN MRS. SULLIVAN'S ARMIES. 405 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,751 WE'D RATHER BE PRIVATES IN OUR OWN! 406 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,760 ARTICLE 9, 407 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:35,828 PARAGRAPH 7. 408 00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:40,567 "ALL POLICY DECISIONS ARE UP TO THE PARENT COMPANY." 409 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,535 AND IT'S STANDARD POLICY 410 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:45,738 FOR MRS. SULLIVAN'S KITCHENS TO BE OPEN ALL DAY. 411 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:49,409 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FOLLOW ORDERS, NELS. 412 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,544 REALLY? AND IF WE DON'T? 413 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,427 IF YOU DON'T... 414 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,763 THEN WE'LL SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT... 415 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,999 Major Guffey: AND THEN SOME! 416 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,967 WHEN I COME BACK NEXT WEEK, 417 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:19,606 I EXPECT TO FIND A FULL-TIME OPERATION 418 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,741 GOING AT FULL MARCH! 419 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,392 I DID THE COOKING LAST NIGHT. I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN TONIGHT! 420 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,560 ME, NEITHER! 421 00:22:40,593 --> 00:22:42,395 ALL YOU COOKED WERE THE POTATOES! 422 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:45,031 I DID EVERYTHING ELSE! I'M NOT COOKING ANYTHING TONIGHT. 423 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,799 ME, NEITHER! 424 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:48,134 YES, AND IT WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE LAST I DID THE POTATOES. 425 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:49,669 LAST NIGHT, I DID EVERYTHING! 426 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,772 WHOA, YOU TWO, WHAT'S GOING ON? 427 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,774 WELL, EVER SINCE MOM'S BEEN SO BUSY AT THE RESTAURANT, 428 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,409 I'VE BEING DOING ALL THE COOKING. 429 00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,710 IT'S ALBERT'S TURN. 430 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,145 I'VE DONE MORE THAN YOU, AND YOU KNOW IT. 431 00:22:59,178 --> 00:23:01,481 HEY, LET'S NOT START THIS RUCKUS AGAIN. 432 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,950 IT SEEMS TO ME THAT I HAVE DONE THE LION'S SHARE OF THE COOKING THIS WEEK, 433 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,718 WHAT WITH BREAKFAST AND LUNCH. 434 00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:08,054 YEAH, AT LEAST YOUR FOOD IS FIT TO EAT. 435 00:23:08,087 --> 00:23:09,822 HIS ISN'T. 436 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,023 LOOK WHO'S TALKING! 437 00:23:11,057 --> 00:23:12,992 I TOLD YOU NOT TO START IT AGAIN. 438 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:15,027 I THINK I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 439 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:18,431 FROM NOW ON, I AM GOING TO COOK THE EVENING MEAL. 440 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,467 Charles: ALL RIGHT? 441 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,602 BUT IF ANYBODY DOESN'T FINISH EVERYTHING ON THEIR PLATE, 442 00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:24,937 OR THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT ANYTHING, 443 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:28,741 THAT PERSON WILL DO THE COOKING THE NEXT EVENING, AND SO ON. 444 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,176 IT'S A DEAL? 445 00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,177 - YEAH. - I GUESS SO. 446 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,945 IT'S OKAY WITH ME. 447 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,847 ALL RIGHT, THEN, EVERYBODY OUTSIDE, GET ME SOME STOVE WOOD, 448 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:36,916 I'LL START COOKING. 449 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,918 I GUARANTEE YOU I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A MEAL YOU WON'T FORGET. 450 00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,119 YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. 451 00:23:40,152 --> 00:23:41,954 VERY SPECIAL. 452 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,790 GET LOTS OF WOOD! 453 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,727 GRACE, WE'VE GOT THEM! 454 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,862 FROM NOW ON, THEY'RE GOING TO DO ALL THE COOKING! 455 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,107 ONE MORE POT OF DELICIOUS FOOD COMING UP! 456 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,009 I'VE OUTDONE MYSELF. 457 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:05,745 COME ON, DIG IN, DIG IN, I WANT YOU TO EAT IT WHILE IT'S HOT! 458 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:06,946 ASPARAGUS? 459 00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:07,947 MM-HMM! 460 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,816 BEAN AND CHEESE CASSEROLE? 461 00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,485 YEAH, WITH MUSHROOMS, LOTS OF BIG MUSHROOMS. YEAH, LOOK AT THEM. 462 00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:13,786 BREADED TOMATOES? 463 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:16,088 YEAH, I MADE THAT SPECIALLY FOR YOU! 464 00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:17,490 YEAH, LET ME HAVE YOUR PLATE. 465 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,091 GOOD? EVERYBODY ENJOYING THIS? 466 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,494 OH, IT TASTES GREAT. 467 00:24:21,528 --> 00:24:23,496 IT SURE IS. 468 00:24:23,530 --> 00:24:25,097 I THINK I'LL HAVE SECONDS! 469 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,699 SECONDS? 470 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,837 I HOPE I MADE ENOUGH. 471 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,004 WANT SOME OF THIS? 472 00:25:06,205 --> 00:25:07,907 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 473 00:25:07,940 --> 00:25:12,178 I THOUGHT YOU WERE PA! I'M GETTING RID OF THIS. 474 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,547 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN EAT ALL THAT STUFF. 475 00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:15,748 I DIDN'T. 476 00:25:24,791 --> 00:25:26,292 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 477 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:29,128 WE CAN'T COMPLAIN! 478 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:32,565 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO. 479 00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:33,966 WHAT'S THAT? 480 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,568 GET BIGGER POCKETS. 481 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:44,677 $8.39, $0.50... 482 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:47,079 -AND $1.00. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - THANK YOU. 483 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:53,019 NELS, IT'S ALMOST 11:00! 484 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,054 THAT'S NICE. 485 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,890 WELL, THE RESTAURANT'S BEEN OPEN FOR HOURS! 486 00:25:57,924 --> 00:25:59,959 THAT'S NICE. 487 00:25:59,992 --> 00:26:01,794 WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING OVER THERE? 488 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:04,597 I'M NOT GOING OVER THERE. 489 00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:06,999 NELS, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, CAROLINE AND HESTER-SUE 490 00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:08,735 CAN'T RUN THAT ALL BY THEMSELVES! 491 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:10,737 NOW, I'VE GOT THE STORE TO TAKE CARE OF. 492 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,072 HARRIET, YOU SAID IT WAS YOUR RESTAURANT. 493 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:16,342 YOU GO OVER THERE. 494 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:18,945 OH, NELS, I'M TIRED. 495 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:23,149 SO AM I, BUT I'M NOT A GENERAL IN MRS. SULLIVAN'S ARMY. 496 00:26:23,182 --> 00:26:24,851 YOU GO FEED THE TROOPS. 497 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:29,856 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO LAZY! 498 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,906 HESTER-SUE, I'M HERE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ANYMORE. 499 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,207 PRAISE BE. 500 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,677 HERE, LET ME HAVE THIS. YES, THANK YOU. 501 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,178 NOW, MAY I HAVE YOUR ORDER? 502 00:26:58,150 --> 00:27:00,152 YOU KNOW SOMETHING, CAROLINE? WE JUST STARTED 503 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,288 AND I'M TIRED ALREADY! 504 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,791 WE CAN'T KEEP WORKING THESE HOURS. 505 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:08,027 Harriet: ORDERS, ORDERS, ORDERS! 506 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:10,296 THE TROOPS ARE STARVING. 507 00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:11,698 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 508 00:27:11,731 --> 00:27:14,266 WE'RE JUST SO BUSY, BUSY, BUSY! 509 00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:16,836 HARRIET, I'M GLAD THINGS ARE GOING SO WELL FOR YOU-- 510 00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:21,340 YES, IT'S JUST EXACTLY THE WAY MAJOR GUFFEY PROMISED IT! 511 00:27:21,373 --> 00:27:23,109 I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. 512 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,111 ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS IT, CAROLINE? 513 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:28,247 THE JOB, I CAN'T HANDLE IT. 514 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,717 I'M HERE ALL DAY, I STAY LATE. 515 00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,685 Caroline: I'M WORN OUT WHEN I GET HOME IN THE EVENING, 516 00:27:32,719 --> 00:27:37,123 I NEVER EVEN SEE MY FAMILY. 517 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:39,158 I DON'T WANT TO PUT YOU IN A TIGHT SPOT, 518 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:42,995 BUT I HAVE TO GIVE MY NOTICE. 519 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,764 OH... 520 00:27:44,797 --> 00:27:46,165 OH, PLEASE... 521 00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:47,734 OH, PLEASE, CAROLINE, PLEASE. 522 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:49,802 I BEG YOU, I BEG YOU, DON'T LEAVE ME. 523 00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:51,270 I CAN'T DO IT ALL ALONE. 524 00:27:51,303 --> 00:27:53,105 I'M SORRY, BUT-- 525 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:56,876 BUT NELS, I HAVE TO DO IT, I HAVE TO PROVE TO NELS 526 00:27:56,909 --> 00:27:58,711 THAT I CAN DO IT! 527 00:27:58,745 --> 00:28:00,212 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE THINGS HARD FOR YOU, BUT I-- 528 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:02,381 MONEY, I'LL GIVE YOU MORE MONEY! 529 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:05,718 NO, IT ISN'T MONEY, IT'S MY TIME! 530 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:07,854 NO, I'LL GIVE YOU A PERCENTAGE OF THE TAKE! 531 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:10,456 NO, HARRIET, IT ISN'T-- 532 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:12,091 PLEASE. 533 00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:14,727 PLEASE, CAROLINE, PLEASE, I BEG YOU. 534 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:16,729 PLEASE, DON'T LEAVE ME. 535 00:28:16,763 --> 00:28:18,831 PLEASE, JUST STAY A LITTLE LONGER. 536 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,066 JUST A LITTLE LONGER. 537 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,968 I'LL MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR YOU. 538 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:25,504 PLEASE. 539 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,473 I'LL TALK IT OVER WITH CHARLES. 540 00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:34,346 OH, CAROLINE! 541 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,048 THANK YOU. 542 00:28:36,082 --> 00:28:37,784 THANK YOU. 543 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:43,322 Harriet: HERE, I HAVE SOME ORDERS FOR YOU. 544 00:28:43,355 --> 00:28:45,357 3 PAN-FRIED STEAKS... 545 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,526 AND, UH... 2 ROAST CHICKEN... 546 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:51,163 AND, UH... 547 00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,800 OH, HEAVEN SAKES, I CAN'T READ MY OWN WRITING! 548 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:54,967 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 549 00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,172 YOU SURE TOLD HER. 550 00:29:04,276 --> 00:29:05,411 [SIGHS] 551 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,294 WHATEVER IT IS, IT SMELLS AWFUL! 552 00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,230 IT SURE DOES! 553 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,065 Charles: SOMEBODY'S SAYING SOMETHING BAD THERE ABOUT THE COOKING? 554 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,266 - OH, NO! - NO, PA! 555 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:29,101 - YOU SURE? - YEAH! 556 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:31,403 ALL RIGHT, I THINK THEY'RE DONE. 557 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,240 THERE YOU GO, MY LOVE. 558 00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:35,507 WHY DOES SHE GET THE GOOD ONES? 559 00:29:35,541 --> 00:29:37,476 WAIT, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOURS? 560 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,311 NO. 561 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:41,313 THERE YOU GO, MY DARLING. 562 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:46,085 Charles: HERE, LET ME HAVE YOUR PLATE, DARLING. 563 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,154 HOW'S YOURS, JAMES? 564 00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:53,292 HMM! GREAT, PA. I LOVE IT. 565 00:29:53,325 --> 00:29:55,261 WELL, GOOD, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU A LOT MORE. 566 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:09,976 AND I TOLD HER I WANTED TO GIVE NOTICE, 567 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:13,312 BUT... 568 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:16,582 CHARLES, I FELT SO SORRY FOR HER. 569 00:30:16,615 --> 00:30:19,919 WELL, SHE'S TRYING SO HARD. 570 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:23,289 AND THERE'S SO MUCH WORK! 571 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:27,459 I'D FEEL JUST AWFUL LEAVING HER RIGHT NOW. 572 00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:30,329 YOU CAN UNDERSTAND. 573 00:30:30,362 --> 00:30:32,899 YES, I CAN UNDERSTAND. 574 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:35,868 I WISH I COULDN'T. 575 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:38,304 I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND. 576 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:41,307 IT WILL ONLY BE FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 577 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,509 ALL RIGHT, BUT WHEN THIS IS OVER, 578 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:46,979 YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT? I WANT A TURKEY. 579 00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:50,349 I WANT A TURKEY WITH BREAD AND POTATO STUFFING. 580 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,418 AND SWEET POTATOES. 581 00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,253 AND HOT ROLLS WITH BUTTER. 582 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:55,955 AND A PIE. 583 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:58,090 NO, I WANT TWO PIES. 584 00:30:58,124 --> 00:31:02,061 I WANT A MINCE PIE, AND I WANT A PUMPKIN PIE. 585 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:05,531 THERE YOU GO, PROMISE TO MAKE THAT. 586 00:31:05,564 --> 00:31:06,899 CAROLINE? 587 00:31:20,012 --> 00:31:23,549 $108, $109, $110, $111. 588 00:31:23,582 --> 00:31:26,052 ANOTHER BANNER WEEK! 589 00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:28,087 MRS. SULLIVAN IS PLEASED WITH YOU. 590 00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:29,555 HARRIET, YOU'RE A GOOD SOLDIER. 591 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:31,123 THANK YOU. 592 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:34,326 IN FACT, WE'RE READY TO MOVE INTO PHASE 3. 593 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:35,928 PHASE 3? 594 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,930 OUR TOP-NOTCH BATTLE PLAN. 595 00:31:37,964 --> 00:31:41,267 THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME PART OF A BUSINESS 596 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:42,969 THAT IS ALWAYS EXPANDING. 597 00:31:43,002 --> 00:31:44,570 WELL, I DON'T KNOW-- 598 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:48,240 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR RELATIVES, 599 00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:52,044 PERSUADE JUST TWO OF THEM TO TAKE OUT THEIR OWN FRANCHISES 600 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:55,481 ON MRS. SULLIVAN'S KITCHENS IN THEIR OWN COMMUNITIES, 601 00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:57,984 AND YOU WILL SUPERVISE THE OPERATION. 602 00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,718 WELL, HOW CAN I DO THAT? 603 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:02,354 EVENTUALLY, THOSE TWO WILL PERSUADE TWO MORE. 604 00:32:02,388 --> 00:32:04,957 AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, WE'LL HAVE AN ARMY 605 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:06,592 OF MRS. SULLIVAN'S KITCHENS 606 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:09,395 ALL OVER HERO TOWNSHIP. 607 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,531 MAJOR GUFFEY, I CAN HARDLY GET AWAY FROM THE RESTAURANT NOW. 608 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:15,001 IF I HAD THAT TO DO--I MEAN, I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW 609 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:17,569 HOW I CAN DO ALL OF THIS... TERRIFIC... 610 00:32:24,310 --> 00:32:27,246 I'LL EXPECT THOSE TWO NAMES WHEN I CALL BY NEXT WEEK. 611 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,149 GOOD DAY, LADIES. 612 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:31,317 GOOD DAY. 613 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:48,634 ALBERT, HITCH UP THE TEAM. 614 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:49,635 YES, SIR! 615 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:51,237 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 616 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:54,306 WE'RE GOING TO GET SOMETHING DECENT TO EAT. 617 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,741 WELL, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO HAVE? 618 00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:58,144 PAN-FRIED STEAK, ROAST CHICKEN, BEEF STEW, ANYTHING. 619 00:32:58,177 --> 00:32:59,311 COME ON, GET YOUR COATS. 620 00:33:06,252 --> 00:33:07,686 ALL RIGHT, KIDS, ORDER ANYTHING YOU WANT. 621 00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:09,088 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 622 00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:10,289 I THINK I WANT CHICKEN. 623 00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,490 Albert: I WANT STEAK. 624 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:12,691 ME, TOO. 625 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:15,561 CHARLES, WHERE ARE YOU... 626 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,329 CHARLES! 627 00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:18,730 Nancy: WHERE'S SUPPER? I'M HUNGRY! 628 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:19,765 Willie: ME, TOO. 629 00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:21,333 IT'S COMING. 630 00:33:21,367 --> 00:33:22,801 Nancy: WELL, I DON'T LIKE TO EAT THIS LATE. 631 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,203 HAVE SOME BREAD. 632 00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:25,471 Nancy: WILLIE ALREADY ATE ALL OF IT. 633 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:28,574 AHH, GOOD HEAVENS! 634 00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,709 I RUN THE STORE ALL BY MYSELF, 635 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:33,245 I DO ALL THE COOKING BY MYSELF. 636 00:33:33,279 --> 00:33:35,347 IT'S GOT TO STOP. 637 00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:36,548 IT'S JUST GOT TO STOP. 638 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,141 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 639 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:03,375 WILL ANY OF YOU GET THAT, PLEASE? 640 00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:04,576 I'M EATING! 641 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:05,744 ME, TOO. 642 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:13,852 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 643 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,755 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 644 00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:19,325 - CHARLES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - NELS, GOOD EVENING. 645 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:22,294 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, ARE YOU TIRED OF WORKING ALL DAY 646 00:34:22,328 --> 00:34:23,695 AND COOKING ALL NIGHT? 647 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,631 I SURE AM! 648 00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:29,668 WELL, SO AM I, AND I THINK IT'S TIME WE DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT. 649 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:30,836 BUT WHAT? 650 00:34:34,173 --> 00:34:37,276 NELS, MY FRIEND, THAT IS WHY I'M HERE. 651 00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:46,352 - HERE YOU GO. - THANKS. 652 00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:56,662 GOOD MORNING. 653 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,330 OH, CHARLES, WHAT TIME IS IT? 654 00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:00,799 DON'T WORRY, THE CHILDREN HAVE ALL HAD BREAKFAST. 655 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,668 I'M SORRY, YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN ME UP. 656 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,770 IT'S ALL RIGHT, I'LL DRIVE THEM TO SCHOOL. 657 00:35:04,803 --> 00:35:07,139 I'M GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE TONIGHT, I'VE GOT TO WORK. 658 00:35:07,173 --> 00:35:09,275 SO, AFTER SCHOOL THE CHILDREN WILL COME OVER AND STAY WITH YOU 659 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:10,709 AND I'LL PICK YOU UP WHEN THE STORE CLOSES. 660 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:11,910 WHAT WORK? 661 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:12,911 IT'S A SURPRISE. 662 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,281 WHAT IS IT? 663 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:17,216 WELL, YOU DON'T WANT TO KEEP WORKING THE HOURS YOU'VE BEEN WORKING, DO YOU? 664 00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,485 OF COURSE NOT. 665 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:22,388 IF ONLY HARRIET HADN'T SIGNED THAT CONTRACT. 666 00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:24,290 I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER. 667 00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:25,891 Caroline: SHE COULD LOSE EVERYTHING, CHARLES. 668 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:28,627 WELL, DON'T WORRY, THAT'S ALL PART OF THE SURPRISE. 669 00:35:28,660 --> 00:35:29,828 WHAT-- 670 00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:32,498 NO QUESTIONS, JUST TRUST ME. 671 00:35:32,531 --> 00:35:35,234 I CAN ALMOST TASTE THAT TURKEY NOW. 672 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:37,203 WHAT? 673 00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:39,171 NEVER MIND, IT'S PART OF THE SURPRISE. 674 00:35:44,276 --> 00:35:46,712 LISTEN, I TOLD YOU ALL, JUST STOP RUNNING IN HERE. 675 00:35:46,745 --> 00:35:48,180 THEY KEEP CHASING ME! 676 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:49,815 I'M NOT CHASING YOU! 677 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,450 WELL, JUST STOP RUNNING. 678 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:56,855 CHILDREN, WHAT IS THIS SQUABBLING? I CAN HEAR YOU IN THE KITCHEN. 679 00:35:56,888 --> 00:35:58,824 IT'S HER FAULT! 680 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:02,428 CAROLINE. 681 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:05,631 WHY DID CHARLES LEAVE THE CHILDREN HERE TODAY? 682 00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,934 HE SAID HE HAD TO WORK. 683 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,469 CHILDREN, IN THE KITCHEN. 684 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:34,426 WELL, MR. AND MRS. MATLOCK. 685 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:36,828 WHEN DID YOU GET BACK FROM YOUR TRIP BACK EAST? 686 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:39,565 WE FIGURED A MONTH WAS LONG ENOUGH TO BE GONE. 687 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:41,233 THAT'S ABOUT AS LONG AS I COULD DO 688 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:43,769 WITHOUT SOME OF CAROLINE'S LEMON MERINGUE PIE. 689 00:36:43,802 --> 00:36:44,970 Mr. Matlock: WE STOPPED HERE RIGHT ON OUR WAY 690 00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:46,638 FROM THE STAGE SO THAT I CAN GET SOME. 691 00:36:46,672 --> 00:36:48,707 WELL, I'M AWFULLY SORRY, BUT WE DON'T SERVE 692 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,842 CAROLINE'S LEMON MERINGUE PIE ANYMORE. 693 00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:52,878 Harriet: NO, YOU SEE, WE'VE CHANGED THE WHOLE THING. 694 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:58,016 AND NOW WE HAVE MRS. SULLIVAN'S VERY OWN DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CAKE. 695 00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,818 EVERYONE LOVES IT. 696 00:36:59,851 --> 00:37:01,620 NO LEMON MERINGUE PIE? 697 00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:03,889 OH, I'M SORRY, DEAR! 698 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,792 MAYBE WE COULD TRY THAT NEW RESTAURANT ACROSS THE STREET. 699 00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,560 THEY MIGHT HAVE SOME. 700 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:11,229 WE'LL BE BACK, HARRIET, ANOTHER TIME. 701 00:37:15,334 --> 00:37:18,236 NEW RESTAURANT ACROSS THE STREET? 702 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:49,835 HELLO, MRS. OLESON, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME LUNCH? 703 00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:52,604 CHARLES! 704 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:54,973 WHERE'S MY FURNITURE? 705 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:56,742 AND WHERE IS MY HUSBAND? 706 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,677 THE FURNITURE'S UPSTAIRS, WE NEEDED SOME MORE ROOM, 707 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,412 YOUR HUSBAND'S IN THE KITCHEN, COOKING. 708 00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:01,613 SHH, PEOPLE ARE EATING. 709 00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:03,882 SHH? DON'T YOU SHUSH ME. 710 00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:10,322 NELS, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 711 00:38:10,356 --> 00:38:11,523 HELLO, HARRIET. 712 00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:13,592 ANSWER ME, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 713 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,761 THE FREE-ENTERPRISE SYSTEM. 714 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:17,363 WHAT? 715 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:19,465 HARRIET, I WANT TO GIVE YOU A PIECE OF ADVICE. 716 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:21,099 YOU'D BETTER GET BACK AND TEND TO YOUR RESTAURANT. 717 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,868 YOU'VE GOT COMPETITION. 718 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:26,972 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 719 00:38:27,005 --> 00:38:28,874 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 720 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:31,109 FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES, NELS OLESON, WILL YOU STOP THAT? 721 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:32,878 WILL YOU STOP THAT THIS INSTANT! 722 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:34,680 HARRIET, I FIGURED IF I'M DOING ALL THIS COOKING, 723 00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:36,448 I MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID FOR IT. 724 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,750 AFTER ALL, THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORD, 725 00:38:38,784 --> 00:38:40,786 ISN'T IT, MAKING MONEY? 726 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,654 YES. 727 00:38:42,688 --> 00:38:45,657 AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY THAT YOU DID THIS, NELS OLESON. 728 00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:12,150 SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG, I HAD TO FEED THE STOCK. 729 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,085 CHARLES, I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU. 730 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:15,487 WHAT ABOUT? 731 00:39:15,521 --> 00:39:16,688 WHAT ABOUT? 732 00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:18,724 ABOUT THE RESTAURANT, OF COURSE. 733 00:39:18,757 --> 00:39:20,626 I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN. 734 00:39:20,659 --> 00:39:22,594 CAROLINE, IF NELS WANTS TO OPEN UP A RESTAURANT, 735 00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:24,796 I THINK THAT'S HIS BUSINESS. 736 00:39:24,830 --> 00:39:27,466 WHAT FOR? JUST TO HURT HARRIET? 737 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:29,801 MY DARLING, HERE'S A COPY OF THE CONTRACT 738 00:39:29,835 --> 00:39:31,903 THAT HARRIET SIGNED WITH MAJOR GUFFEY. 739 00:39:31,937 --> 00:39:34,540 JUST TAKE A LOOK AT ARTICLE 12, PARAGRAPH TWO. 740 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:46,552 YOU THINK IT'LL WORK? 741 00:39:46,585 --> 00:39:48,186 I TOLD YOU... 742 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:49,555 TRUST ME. 743 00:40:02,701 --> 00:40:06,905 NELS, I HAVE SOMETHING THAT I WANT TO SAY TO YOU. 744 00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:11,643 AND WHEN I'M FINISHED, THEN YOU MAY REPLY. 745 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:15,547 WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS THE CRUELEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE. 746 00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:18,884 AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE SORRY. 747 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:22,053 AND YOU WILL GET NOWHERE WITH YOUR RESTAURANT. 748 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:24,790 I WILL FIGHT YOU TOOTH-AND-NAIL! 749 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:27,759 YOU'RE NOT JUST ATTACKING ME, NELS. 750 00:40:27,793 --> 00:40:32,464 YOU'RE ATTACKING MRS. SULLIVAN'S ARMY! 751 00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:34,032 ARE YOU THROUGH? 752 00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:35,667 YES! 753 00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:37,936 - WELL, IN REPLY, I WOULD-- - OH, SHUT UP! 754 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:46,011 I HOPE MY REPLY WAS NOT TOO LONG-WINDED. 755 00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,579 EVERYBODY OVER HERE! 756 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:49,147 TWO DINNERS FOR THE PRICE OF... 757 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:52,718 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE TWO DINNERS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE? 758 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,920 TWO DINNERS FOR THE PRICE OF... 759 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:59,558 OH, UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE TWO DINNERS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE? 760 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:02,894 WELL, UH, HERE WE GO, JUST LOOK AT THIS, SIR. 761 00:41:02,928 --> 00:41:06,097 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TWO DINNERS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE. 762 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:09,501 YOU CAN BRING YOUR WIFE OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 763 00:41:09,535 --> 00:41:12,971 EXCUSE ME, SIR-- EXCUSE ME, YOU DROPPED YOUR COUP-- 764 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,619 [VIOLIN PLAYING] 765 00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:04,656 ANYBODY WANTS SOME PAN-FRIED STEAK? 766 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:05,924 NO, THANKS. 767 00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:13,198 [CRYING] 768 00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:16,935 DON'T CRY, HARRIET. 769 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,737 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO WORK OUT. 770 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:27,178 EVERYBODY LIKES NELS' COOKING! 771 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,014 NOT EVERYBODY. 772 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:31,049 LOOK AT ERNEST. 773 00:42:31,082 --> 00:42:33,084 Caroline: ISN'T IT GOOD, ERNEST? 774 00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:35,854 OH, YEAH, BEST ROAST LAMB I EVER ATE. 775 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:37,155 OH! 776 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:40,626 IT'S PAN-FRIED STEAK! 777 00:42:40,659 --> 00:42:43,662 PAN-FRIED, HUH? 778 00:42:43,695 --> 00:42:46,732 OH, WELL, DON'T MAKE MUCH DIFFERENCE TO ME ONE WAY OR ANOTHER NO MORE. 779 00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:49,234 I AIN'T TASTED NOTHING FOR 5 YEARS, 780 00:42:49,267 --> 00:42:53,104 EVER SINCE THAT THRASHER RAN OVER MY NECK. 781 00:42:53,138 --> 00:42:54,305 DEAF AS A POST, 782 00:42:54,339 --> 00:42:56,307 AND HE CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING! 783 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:02,748 WHAT'S THIS? 784 00:43:02,781 --> 00:43:05,383 CASUALTIES ON THE FRONT LINES? 785 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:07,152 MAJOR GUFFEY! 786 00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:10,889 THERE'S A RESTAURANT ACROSS THE STREET, 787 00:43:10,922 --> 00:43:12,924 AND IT'S STEALING ALL OF OUR BUSINESS! 788 00:43:12,958 --> 00:43:15,093 SOUNDS LIKE A STRATEGIC MANEUVER. 789 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:18,063 HAVE YOU SUFFERED HEAVY LOSSES? 790 00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:21,700 HERE ARE THE RECEIPTS. 791 00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:23,268 THIS IS DISASTROUS! 792 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:25,370 HAVE YOU DISPERSED THE TROOPS? 793 00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:28,807 MAJOR GUFFEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT 794 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,375 MOST OF THE TIME! 795 00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:33,779 HAVE YOU ESTABLISHED NEW FRANCHISES YET? 796 00:43:33,812 --> 00:43:35,881 HOW CAN I ESTABLISH ANY FRANCHISES 797 00:43:35,914 --> 00:43:38,717 WHEN I'M TRYING TO SAVE THIS RESTAURANT? 798 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:41,619 I KNEW IT WAS A MISTAKE TO LET A WOMAN COMMAND A POST! 799 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,858 WELL, MRS. SULLIVAN'S A WOMAN, 800 00:43:46,892 --> 00:43:49,227 AND SHE COMMANDS THE WHOLE THING. 801 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:51,797 THERE'S NO SUCH PERSON AS MRS. SULLIVAN. 802 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:54,232 WE PICKED THAT OLD LADY OFF THE STREETS OF CHICAGO 803 00:43:54,265 --> 00:43:56,835 AND PAID HER $2.00 TO POSE FOR THE PICTURE. 804 00:43:59,004 --> 00:44:01,873 THERE'S NO MRS. SULLIVAN? 805 00:44:01,907 --> 00:44:03,675 THE COMPANY IS RUN BY MEN, 806 00:44:03,709 --> 00:44:05,043 THE WAY IT SHOULD BE. 807 00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:08,079 ARTICLE 12, PARAGRAPH TWO, 808 00:44:08,113 --> 00:44:10,448 "FRANCHISE IS REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME 809 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,684 AT THE DISCRETION OF THE SUPERVISOR." 810 00:44:12,718 --> 00:44:13,852 THAT'S ME. 811 00:44:21,092 --> 00:44:23,394 YOU HAVE DISGRACED US, MRS. OLESON! 812 00:44:23,428 --> 00:44:25,764 I'M DRUMMING YOU OUT OF THE RANKS! 813 00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:27,799 WE'LL BE BY TOMORROW AND PICK UP THE SIGN. 814 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,081 NELS! [CRYING] 815 00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:00,799 NELS, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! 816 00:45:00,832 --> 00:45:02,734 YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. 817 00:45:02,768 --> 00:45:05,236 AND NOW THE MAJOR JUST TORE UP THE CONTRACT! 818 00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:08,373 YES, I KNOW, ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 819 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:10,842 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ISN'T IT WONDERFUL?" 820 00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:14,079 WELL, NOW WE CAN FORGET ALL ABOUT MRS. SULLIVAN'S KITCHEN. 821 00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,914 THE PEOPLE OF WALNUT GROVE MADE IT VERY CLEAR 822 00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:18,283 WHAT KIND OF FOOD THEY WANT-- HOME COOKING. 823 00:45:18,316 --> 00:45:21,186 A FAMILY RESTAURANT, THE WAY YOU USED TO DO IT. 824 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:23,054 WELL, YOU'VE GOT ALL THE BUSINESS HERE. 825 00:45:23,088 --> 00:45:25,390 NOT AFTER TONIGHT. WE'RE CLOSING. 826 00:45:25,423 --> 00:45:27,959 WE JUST DID IT SO YOU COULD GET OUT OF YOUR CONTRACT. 827 00:45:27,993 --> 00:45:29,527 IT WAS CHARLES' IDEA. 828 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,998 OH, NELS! 829 00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:34,532 YOU'RE WONDERFUL! 830 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:36,434 OH, I KNOW. 831 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:37,969 I KNOW. 832 00:45:38,003 --> 00:45:39,771 [SOBBING] 833 00:45:57,522 --> 00:45:59,457 - GOOD MORNING, MA'AM. - GOOD MORNING. 834 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:00,992 YOU IN CHARGE HERE? 835 00:46:01,026 --> 00:46:03,261 YES, MY HUSBAND AND I ARE. 836 00:46:03,294 --> 00:46:07,999 I WONDER IF I CAN INTEREST YOU IN A BUSINESS PROPOSITION? 837 00:46:08,033 --> 00:46:10,201 A BUSINESS PROPOSITION? 838 00:46:10,235 --> 00:46:11,903 I'M OPENING A NUMBER OF RESTAURANTS 839 00:46:11,937 --> 00:46:15,506 WHICH WILL DEVOTE THEMSELVES TO JUST ONE MEAL, 840 00:46:15,540 --> 00:46:18,109 THE MOST SUCCULENT, DELICIOUS, 841 00:46:18,143 --> 00:46:20,078 APPETIZING FRIED CHICKEN 842 00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:23,281 THAT EVER PASSED YOUR LIPS. 843 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:27,318 ONE MEAL? JUST FRIED CHICKEN? 844 00:46:27,352 --> 00:46:29,554 [LAUGHS] 845 00:46:29,587 --> 00:46:31,056 SOMETHING I SAID? 846 00:46:31,089 --> 00:46:32,891 OH, NO! 847 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:34,359 NO, I'M SORRY. 848 00:46:34,392 --> 00:46:36,995 BUT YOU SEE, WE TRIED TO MAKE A GO OF THE RESTAURANT 849 00:46:37,028 --> 00:46:38,964 BY JUST SERVING 3 MEALS. 850 00:46:38,997 --> 00:46:41,833 SO, I CAN'T QUITE SEE SOMEBODY COMING TO A RESTAURANT 851 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:46,371 FOR ONLY ONE MEAL-- FRIED CHICKEN! 852 00:46:46,404 --> 00:46:48,940 I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED. 853 00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:53,378 FRANKLY, I THINK IT'S THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. 854 00:46:53,411 --> 00:46:55,213 WELL, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, 855 00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:58,283 BUT I THINK YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME. 856 00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:03,388 WELL, TIME WILL TELL. 857 00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:05,456 TIME WILL TELL. 858 00:47:22,573 --> 00:47:24,209 WHO WAS THAT MAN? 859 00:47:24,242 --> 00:47:27,078 SOME SILLY OLD MAN WITH AN IDEA 860 00:47:27,112 --> 00:47:28,513 ABOUT HAVING A RESTAURANT 861 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,115 THAT ONLY SERVES ONE MEAL-- 862 00:47:30,148 --> 00:47:32,150 FRIED CHICKEN! 863 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:33,351 THAT'S ALL? 864 00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:34,953 THAT'S ALL! 865 00:47:34,986 --> 00:47:35,921 [LAUGHTER] 866 00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:43,128 HOW ABOUT HAVING A PIECE OF LEMON MERINGUE PIE? 867 00:47:43,161 --> 00:47:45,030 I DON'T MIND IF I DO. 868 00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:47,899 FRIED CHICKEN! [LAUGHING] 869 00:47:47,933 --> 00:47:49,567 CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?