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So, what do you guys think?

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Gorgeous. Oh, Sam,
the house looks great.

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Jay's parents are gonna love it.

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Thor love Christmas.

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Ever since being inside Sam.

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Aw, that's sweet.

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I'm just a little nervous.

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Sometimes I get this feeling
that Jay's mom...

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Doesn't like you?Thinks you're annoying?

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Resents you for dragging her
son to the middle of nowhere

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to run a floundering business?

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Yes, all of that.

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Think your hair look dumb?

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We're not guessing anymore, Thor.

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Don't get in your head,
Sam. You are a delight.

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And I'm sure Champa is crazy about you.

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I can't wait to see you either, Mom.

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Do you want to talk to Sam?

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Okay, see you when you get here.

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You can't feel good about that
heading into the visit.

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Ugh, her daytime minutes are running low.

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Even we know that's not a thing anymore, Jay.

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They should be here in a few hours.
How you feeling?

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Trying to stay positive.

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You know, I had this dream last night

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that the visit went so well,

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your mom added me to the family text thread.

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And this is why I go
into Jay's dreams.But...

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I won't get my hopes up.

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I know it's just you, Bela and your parents.

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"The Core Four."

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Totally. That is the name
of the text thread.

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Why did Jay say it like that?

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Because Champa added

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Bela's boyfriend Eric a couple months ago.

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What? Your mom added Eric?

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I was waiting for a fun time to break the news.

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Right before the in-laws come?
You are nailing the drama.

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Uh, if you want, I could add you to my DandD thread.

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But, you know, be cool.

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You're right, Thor,

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her hair iskind of dumb.

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Yes, you get me. Two people, one brain.

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That's hard to argue with.

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Oh, it smells good in here.

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Although, almost anything
smells better

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than 40 cholera victims huddled
in a dank basement.

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Jay's preparing a big
meal for his parents,

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and there's a lot
riding on it.

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His father is a little
skeptical about the whole

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"opening a restaurant" idea.

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Wish I could be here
to smell the finished meal.

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But I will be smelling
my adult daughter instead.

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Oh, don't love how
that was phrased.

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i'm spending Christmas
with my family

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for the first time
in 40 years.

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'Cause I can
leave the property.

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That's wonderful, Peter.

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It's gonna be a real
Norman Rockwell moment.

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I'm gonna watch them
sing carols and open presents,

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right up until my wiener
starts to disappear.

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That's my cue to book it
back to Woodstone.

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Okay. I put some WD-40
on the squeaky doorknob,

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I changed some light bulbs,
and I flipped the seat cushion

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you bled on
when you were playing

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with your toy sword.It's not a toy.

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It's an authentic replica,

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and the fact that I bled
proves that.

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Well, I feel good.

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There is nothing
for your mother to criticize.

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Nancy, come quick.

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There's a problem
with the water heater.

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Damn it.

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Well, I just got
off the phone with Mark.

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He's on vacation in Fiji.

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Your contractor lives
so much better than you do.

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Did you tell him
we have no hot water?

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Yeah, and somehow
it wasn't enough

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to compel him to abandon
his family in paradise.

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Jay did ask Mark if
he knew anyone else

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that could come out
on Christmas Eve.

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But that was met by
the sound of laughter

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and what I think was a
machete opening a coconut.

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I wish I had a machete.

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I would use it to cut
Stuart's head off.

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I'm just standing here.

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Hey, we're all saying
a lot of things right now.

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We're hurting,
because our friend,

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the water heater here,
is on death's door.

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Stay with us, girl!
You can pull through.

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We can't host your family
without a working water heater.

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This is a disaster.

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Perhaps you could just
boil water for baths.

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Basically all of us
did that our entire lives.

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I did that
for both my baths.

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Sam, oh,

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what if you have
his parents stay

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at a hotel or something?

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This is a hotel.

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Yeah, but I mean,
like, a good one.

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Hey, you don't need
some fancy-pants outsider

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coming in here
trying to fix our friend.

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We know more about this
water heater than anyone.

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And with your ability
to interact

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with the physical world,

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we can talk you through
how to fix her.

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Jay, Nancy is saying she
and the other basement ghosts

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could walk us through
how to fix the water heater.

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It's worth a shot.

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I mean, what other
choice do we have?

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Mark just charged us
for that phone call.

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Merciless.

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Well, that's why he's
in Fiji and you're here.

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Do you know about
all the reindeer?

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Yeah, I know
about the reindeer, Thor.

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I don't have
anything against Christmas,

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it's just not my thing.

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I'm Jewish.

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You know about Santa?

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I'm gonna go sit
in another room.

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Thor not understand.

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I've tried everything
to get Trevor to like Christmas.

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Not everyone has to like
the same thing, Thor.

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Unless you're in a cult.

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Then you have
to like wearing purple

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and eating out of one big bowl.

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Flower right.

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Thor get carried away
with love of Christmas.

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Yule log, Frosty Snowman,

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Virgin Mary

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Is very fun and
festive holiday.Man.

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That Virgin Mary.

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How could anyone have
that kind of restraint?

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What you mean?I mean, like,

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she never did it?

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Well, Thor know people
with even more restraint.

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Who are you talking about?

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Thor not sure he can say.

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Thor, we're a couple now,

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which means we tell
each other everything.

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Like how I told you about
that one time I robbed a bank.

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Yes. Is very special secret
just between two of us.

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Right.

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So now you tell me your thing.

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Thor.

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Are we a couple or aren't we?

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Okay.

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If this is something
couples really must do,

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the person Thor
thinking of is...

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Sasappis.

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Oh, you mean,

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like, he never did it
when he was alive?

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Tale much sadder than that.

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Sasappis is...

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500-year-old virgin.

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I know I forget a lot of things.

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And I really hope
this is one of them.

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Yeah.

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Okay, you see
the thermostatic gas valve?

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Nancy's asking if you can see
the thermostatic gas valve.

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I have no idea what that is.

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Oh, fine.

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I'll describe it like
I'm talking to a Stuart.

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Tell Jay to take
the cover off

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the little square thing
next to the blue piece.

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She says take the cover off
the little square thing

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next to the blue piece.

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They turned off the power, right?

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I mean, what kind of
idiot wouldn't turn...?

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Oh, my God!Sam! Jay!

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Oh, you imbecile, Nancy!

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What kind of directions
were those?Wait.

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Where is Nancy?

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She's... gone.

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What are you talking about?

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I'm right here.

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Holy heck, I think
Nancy possessed Sam.

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Well, isn't that a pickle?

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Where is Peter?

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Where are all the ghosts?

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Wait a minute.

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Oh, golly.

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Oh, my God, Pete's
inside of Jay.

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Ladies and gentlemen.
And basement ghosts.

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We have...
a double possession.

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Why are we clapping?

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I don't know.
It just feels momentous.

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Wait, remind me, wh-who
is inside of who again?

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Pay attention,
Stuart! You idiot!

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Okay, so Nancy is
in the good-smelling lady.

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Oh, my God. Jay.

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I think I got
possessed by Nancy.

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Got to stop you
right there, Sam.

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I'm not your husband.
I'm your ghost daddy Pete.

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And Pete is inside of Jay.

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What? This is a disaster.

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Jay's parents are gonna
be here any second.

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Well, we've been here before.
We know what the remedy is.

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You must simply drive
across the ghost boundary

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and expel these spirits
from their hosts.

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We need to fix this before
Champa and Mahesh get here.

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To the Mini.

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Whoa, a little hiccup
in your plan there, Sammy.

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I think we're all forgetting
about my ghost power.

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Oh, my God, he's right.

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Driving across the boundary

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probably won't eject
Pete out of Jay's body.

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Because he can leave
the property...

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Whoa, wearing shoes
feels crazy.

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00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:05,920
It's like my feet are
in tiny foot prisons.

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This is so weird.

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In the early stages
of a possession,

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it's somewhat random
which soul will surface

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and seize control of the body.

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But the longer it continues,
the more likely it is

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a ghost will learn
how to suppress the host.

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Which is why we got to get
Nancy out of Sam right away.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Oh, and there are
Samantha's in-laws.

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Sam?

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I think that's my parents.

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It's so weird how
my butt doesn't itch.

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Oh, this is gonna
be interesting.

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Nancy-- I can't believe
I'm calling you that--

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please just don't do
anything weird

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for the next five minutes,
while we deal with my parents.

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Oh, what's in it
for me, Sweetcheeks?

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What do you want?Guacamole.

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What?You heard me.

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It smells amazing, and
I want to stuff some

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in your wife's mouth hole.

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Okay. You get through
the next five minutes,

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you get guacamole.

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And then we drive through
the ghost boundary

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and get you
out of my wife. Deal?Deal.

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Tell tales of guacamole
upon your return!

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00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,501
So...

247
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,329
how was the drive?

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Expensive.

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00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:11,507
Our car depreciated $10,000
on the way up here.

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He's upset

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00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:13,901
because we bought
a new car.

252
00:09:13,944 --> 00:09:15,293
The Toyota was fine.

253
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It had 150,000
miles on it.

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That's nothing. I put
200,000 on my Skylark

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00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,604
and it still purred
like a kitten. Meow.

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00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,519
When did you have a Skylark?

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00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:26,348
Well, I for one
love the new car.

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And great choice
on the color, Champa.

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The black is really cool.

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I wanted red.

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Boy, Champa does
not give an inch.

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So, when do Bela
and Eric get here?

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Bela's coming in a few hours.

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00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:40,057
Eric, however, won't be joining us.

265
00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,798
Oh, that's a surprise.

266
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,713
I guess some people
don't prioritize family

267
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,585
around the holidays,
like I do.

268
00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:46,586
Well, actually,

269
00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:47,891
he's in India

270
00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:49,806
building a school
in my childhood village.

271
00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:52,983
An attack brutally repelled,

272
00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:56,378
which I recognize from my many
successful retreats.

273
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:59,860
I saved a lot of lives
after I imperiled them.

274
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,689
Maybe we could put our bags
down and freshen up?

275
00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,516
Yeah, for sure.
But one little thing:

276
00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,867
our water heater just broke,
so we don't have any hot water.

277
00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,695
But don't worry,
we're gonna replace it.

278
00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,132
Like hell you are!

279
00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,699
That water heater has been

280
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,265
delivering the goods

281
00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,398
since before you were
born, pretty boy.

282
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:17,573
Guacamole, Nancy.

283
00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,053
I-I mean,

284
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:22,056
I-I don't have strong feelings
about water heaters.

285
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,492
I'll be in the kitchen.

287
00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,713
These shoes.

288
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,628
How do people live like this?

289
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,978
Is she okay?

290
00:10:31,021 --> 00:10:32,588
Uh, she just took
some allergy medication

291
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,894
and I think it's kicking in.

292
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,026
And, um, to be honest, Mom,

293
00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,159
it wouldn't kill you
to be a little nicer.

294
00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,639
What are you talking about?

295
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,032
Aw, Jay's defending Sam.

296
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,381
Come on, Mom.
I-I love you,

297
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,383
but you're always
subtly criticizing her.

298
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,256
And then you added Eric
to the family text chain.

299
00:10:48,299 --> 00:10:50,432
No, no, Eric has a lot
of good qualities.

300
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,608
He is an accomplished
professional

301
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,436
in a stable industry.

302
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:55,959
I think I know
where this is going.

303
00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,745
A B and B is risky enough,

304
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:01,356
but a restaurant
on top of all that?

305
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,663
The B and B is doing
really well.

306
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,577
You currently have
a "book one night,

307
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:07,754
get six free" promotion.

308
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,320
And as for the restaurant,

309
00:11:09,364 --> 00:11:10,931
I'm cooking the menu
for you tonight,

310
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,280
and after you guys try the food,

311
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:14,543
I promise you,
you will not be worried.

312
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,023
Why did someone throw away

313
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,112
these perfectly good
banana peels?

314
00:11:18,155 --> 00:11:19,983
They're delicious.

315
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,637
Hard to explain
that one away.

316
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,725
Pivot, Jay. Pivot.

317
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:24,161
I'll take you up to your room.

318
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:25,554
Whew. There we go.

320
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:30,037
And that was
the holiday classic

321
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,516
When Harry Met Sally.

322
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,910
Thor think movie
make good point.

323
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,652
Men and women can never
truly be friends.

324
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,784
Hard agree.

325
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,047
Sex always ruins friendships.

326
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:42,832
Which is why I don't
have any hot friends.

327
00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:44,790
Up top.Ah, you know it.

328
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:47,010
I know it. 'Cause I've done it.

329
00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,490
43 times.

330
00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,144
This is so sad.

331
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,362
What?

332
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:53,713
Uh, all this talk

333
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,498
makes Thor feel very amorous.

334
00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:58,674
Want to lay with Flower right now.

335
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,416
Trevor, Sass, please leave.

336
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,157
Okay. Rude.Hey, I get it.

337
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,680
You know, I've been there.

338
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,116
When you got to have it.

339
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,639
And then afterwards.

340
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,946
Wh-When you've,when you've just had it.

341
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:13,036
We should give them their privacy.

343
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,608
Flower, what's wrong with you?

344
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:20,783
You almost blow it.

345
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,002
We need to do something, Thor.

346
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:23,830
I can't live with this knowledge.

347
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,006
Technically you're
not living with it.

348
00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:28,617
I got it.
It's Christmas.

349
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,010
So let's get him a gift.

350
00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,490
And solve his
500-year-old problem.

351
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,188
What you mean?

352
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:35,972
I mean, let's find someone
to help him out.

353
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:39,410
Okay, but who? That is question.

354
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:42,718
Yeah, we don't want to risk
him being rejected or hurt.

355
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:47,462
Yeah, we need someone
who is "sure thing."

356
00:12:48,898 --> 00:12:51,248
What do you want me to do?

357
00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,120
It's for Christmas.

358
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,863
Okay, so they're
gonna get Nancy out

359
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,429
by driving across
the ghost boundary,

360
00:12:58,473 --> 00:13:00,562
but how will they get
Pete out of Jay?

361
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,086
They'll have to do it the
old-fashioned way: an exorcism.

362
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,741
Ugh, it doesn't get any more
Christmassy than that.

363
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,265
To be fair, though, Pete's
been a polite possessor.

364
00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,267
He's hardly even been
a problem for Jay.

365
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:11,573
On the other hand...

366
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:14,097
Mmm! This is incredible!

367
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:15,882
She's not even
using chips.

368
00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,144
Why can't I look away?

369
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,406
Okay, my parents are upstairs.

370
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,495
Now let's get Nancy out of you.

371
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:23,411
I don't think so.
I want more time!

372
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:24,760
We had a deal.

373
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,762
But there's too many
things to try.

374
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,243
Popsicles, gum, toilet paper.

375
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:31,898
Sam, are you in there?
I need you back, babe.

376
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,247
Sam's not home right now.

377
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:34,770
Would you like
to leave a message?

378
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,381
It's as we feared.
They've waited too long,

379
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,819
and now Nancy has figured out
how to suppress her host.

380
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,255
Oh, this is not good.

381
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,431
Hey, guys.
Hiya, toots.

382
00:13:43,474 --> 00:13:45,607
Jay, your father needs help
upstairs with the Wi-Fi.

383
00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,087
In the meantime,
Samantha,

384
00:13:47,130 --> 00:13:48,610
I was thinking
it would be nice if we spent

385
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,438
some one-on-one time
together.

386
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,962
And I'm free right now.
I could make us some chai.

387
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,790
I don't think now
is a great time.

388
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,966
What are you talking about?
I'd love to.

389
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,663
You-You're...

390
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,361
Just-- Mom, can you
give us ten minutes?

391
00:14:00,404 --> 00:14:03,407
Jayanth, you asked me to
try, and this is me trying.

392
00:14:03,451 --> 00:14:05,148
Now go help your father.

393
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:08,282
All right, I guess I'm
just gonna let this happen.

394
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,066
Ooh, there's no way
this goes well.

395
00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:11,763
And yet it's not going
to make things better

396
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,635
if we don'tstay and watch.

397
00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,985
So, this chai,
is it like guacamole?

398
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,988
Oh, we watching.

399
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,126
You sure you don't want
a fistful, Champa?

400
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:27,954
No, no, I'm good.

401
00:14:27,997 --> 00:14:31,479
Nancy! This is a huge bonding
opportunity for Samantha.

402
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,959
You are being
very selfish right now,

403
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:34,525
not letting her be
in control of the body.

404
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:35,962
To be fair,
Samantha wasn't doing

405
00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:38,268
that well with Champa
all on her own.

406
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:42,490
Damn, that's hot! My throat!

407
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,144
That's why generally
people sip it.

408
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:47,147
Whatever, this body's
just a rental.

409
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,671
Well, that's an interesting way
of looking at things.

410
00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:51,847
Sort of profound, actually.

411
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,631
Did it just accidentally
score some points?

412
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,024
That's fortuitous.

413
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,939
Hey, if you're not gonna
drink your chai...

414
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,506
CHAMPA:
Oh, I'm glad you like it.

415
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,508
Mahesh says I make it too sweet.

416
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,683
He's an idiot.

417
00:15:01,726 --> 00:15:03,598
This crap rules.

418
00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:07,515
It does. And he is sometimes.

419
00:15:07,558 --> 00:15:09,169
Well, I'll tell
you one thing.

420
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,822
He's lucky to have you.

421
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,086
Talk about
keeping it tight.

422
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,653
Okay, that is not
something Samantha would say.

423
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:19,048
Talk about pumpkin spice.
Talk about... beige.

424
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,876
Our girl is dull.

425
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,356
Well, I'm actually
in a walking club.

426
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,966
It's just me
and a couple of other friends.

427
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,621
Is it me, or is Champa
actually enjoying herself?

428
00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:29,189
We try to get in
10,000 steps a day.

429
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:32,453
Damn! Yesterday
I didn't move at all.

430
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:35,717
I just stood in the basement
watching the water heater.

431
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,763
Can I be honest with you?

432
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:44,204
Normally, you are so uptight
and you try so hard.

433
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:46,554
I don't know what it is,
but you seem different.

434
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:50,036
You seem, like,
just relaxed and carefree.

435
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:51,733
Oh, my God.

436
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,388
Champa prefers the basement gremlin.

437
00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,346
I'm drinking tea
with a fine-ass old lady,

438
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:59,045
I got no itchy open sores,

439
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,569
and, frankly, I'm just
happy to be alive.

440
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:04,441
Hear, hear. It's a good reminder

441
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:07,009
to be grateful
for the small things in life.

442
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,446
How is this working?!

443
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:14,451
Hey there, slugger.
It's your Christmas Carol.

444
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,236
'Cause I'm Carol.

445
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,760
Yeah, that's clever. Hey, Carol.

446
00:16:18,803 --> 00:16:22,764
Listen, your friends Thor and Flower

447
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:25,680
filled me in on your little situation.

448
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:26,942
Excuse me?

449
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,422
I told them
I would think about it,

450
00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:31,077
but I don't think
it's a good idea.

451
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,688
Would we have fun? Hmm. Sure.

452
00:16:33,731 --> 00:16:35,037
But the truth is,

453
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,996
I don't think
you can handle this.

454
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:39,085
You wouldn't climb Everest

455
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,435
the first time
you went on a hike.

456
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:44,003
What are you talking about?

457
00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,353
I'm saying
that I think your first time

458
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,572
should be with someone special.

459
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,053
Also, I'm married,

460
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,881
but it is kind of an open thing.

461
00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:55,144
I'm sorry, Carol,
I have to go talk to somebody.

462
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,106
Did you try to get Carol
to sleep with me?

463
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:01,977
Merry Christmas!

464
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,892
Did she do it?
How was it?

465
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,460
Nothing happened. Thor, I told
you all that in private.

466
00:17:06,502 --> 00:17:08,330
This was a secret
between you and me.

467
00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:09,723
Well, don't be mad at Thor.

468
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,943
It was my idea
to ask Carol to help.

469
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,815
And it's nothing
to be ashamed of, Sass.

470
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,991
It's just sad and weird.

471
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,166
And why did you tell Flower?

472
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,386
Because she my girlfriend,

473
00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:21,474
and that what you do
with girlfriend.

474
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,303
You tell them things.

475
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,000
Maybe you not know because...

476
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,435
Don't you dare.

477
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,308
Okay, this is the most messed-up thing

478
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,831
you've ever done, Thor.

479
00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,833
I can't even look at you right now!

480
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:36,142
Guy really pent up.Makes sense.

481
00:17:36,185 --> 00:17:38,840
What do you say we go
grab lunch together in town,

482
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,102
just the two of us?

483
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,495
Uh, no, thanks.

484
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,497
I-I don't like
to leave the property.

485
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,847
What? Samantha,
come back to us.

486
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,632
This is surely a stepping stone
to a textual thread invitation.

487
00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:50,025
All your very modest dreams

488
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,548
are about to come true,
Samantha.

490
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,335
Actually, I would love to go.

491
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,119
Yes. Yes.Okay.

492
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,078
Then why don't you drive my new car?

493
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:00,862
I'll go get my purse.

494
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,168
Champa's letting Sam
drive the Audi?

495
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,691
She loves that thing
more than Bela.

497
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,694
Like hell you're taking
us off the property!

501
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,917
I said enough!

503
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:18,097
Sam, stop choking yourself
and start the vehicle!

505
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,883
Oh! Did Sam just punch
herself in the face?

507
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,233
This is one of my favorite Wednesdays

508
00:18:24,277 --> 00:18:25,191
I've ever followed her.

510
00:18:26,583 --> 00:18:30,021
Sam? Sam? Sam!

511
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,763
What are you doing?!

517
00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:45,254
My sweet baby.

518
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,734
I'm okay.

519
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,302
I was talking about the Audi!

520
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,955
Welcome back, Nancy.

521
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,957
Yeah.Eh, had to end sometime.

522
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,394
Oh, well.

523
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:57,092
I'll always have guacamole.

524
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,486
Should we take my car to lunch?

525
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,840
Yeah, I think it goes without
saying that lunch is off.

526
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,194
And that is how you perform a home exorcis.

527
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,065
If you liked this, please check
out my other how-to videos,

528
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:17,199
including "DIY Vampire Killing"
and "Rom-Com Writing Made Easy."

529
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,418
Here we go.

530
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,767
You ready, Jay?

531
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:22,117
Babe, are the restraints
really necessary?

532
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,553
I'm a willing participant

533
00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,773
with a consenting ghost
inside of me.

534
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:28,384
I just want to do it
exactly how the video says.

535
00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:31,213
Agreed.
ExorcismFan666 really seems

536
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:32,823
like she knows
what she's talking about.

537
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,782
I can't believe
I crashed your mom's car

538
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,784
just as I was starting
to make headway.

539
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,178
Well, technically Nancy
was making headway.

540
00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:41,919
Even in these difficult times,
we must be precise.

541
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,530
Haven't you
said that before?

542
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:46,446
I've been dead for 130 years,
I will repeat myself.

543
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,404
Ooh! Uh, hey there.

544
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:50,537
Uh, Pete here,
just back in the driver's seat.

545
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:52,843
Can I get one last hit
of that s'more?

546
00:19:54,149 --> 00:19:56,804
Here you go.

548
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,286
Oh, mama, that's the stuff.

549
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,984
Okay, see you on the other side.

550
00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,421
Okay, let's do this.
"Evil spirit..."

551
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:06,988
Sorry, Pete.
That's just what it says

552
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:08,555
to say.

553
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,296
"Evil spirit,
I hereby banish you

554
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:12,123
"from the flesh of this mortal.

555
00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:15,344
In nomine Patris, et Filii,
et Spiritus Sancti."

556
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,260
Hmm, Latin. We learned that
to make laws and stuff.

557
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:21,350
Now all together,
"Begone, begone, begone."

558
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,223
Begone, begone, begone.

559
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:28,879
Did it work?

560
00:20:28,923 --> 00:20:30,925
Wait. Why is my body
still over there?

561
00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:33,319
Oh, my God.

562
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:35,016
Holy Toledo.

563
00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,409
I think I'm the only one in here

564
00:20:36,452 --> 00:20:38,324
Oh, crap.

565
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,282
We expelled the wrong spirit.

566
00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:42,153
Seriously?