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Who is this girl?

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Is it Fatma?

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No.

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Leyla?

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No.

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Sibel?

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Ali's sister?

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Who is Ali?

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The little fat guy
who wears Galatasaray shirts.

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He has a sister?

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Of course. He even has two.

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Let me show you.

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Are you serious?

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You're banging a fat girl?

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It's not her.

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It's not her, I said.

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Is she French?

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Of course not.

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You racist!

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I'm not racist,
I can't marry a French girl.

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We're not the same.

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What do you mean?

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Us Turks,
why do we get married?

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Why?

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Because we want to have children,
start a family, buy a house...

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Like our parents.
Whereas the French,

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they only think about having fun,

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and enjoying life.

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So what?

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By enjoying themselves,
they end up alone

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when they're old.

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I don't want to die alone.

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Oh, don't worry.

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I'll be there to bother you.

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So?

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Who is this girl?

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You don't know her.

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Of course I know her.
I know everyone.

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She's not from here.

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Where is she from?

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Belfort.

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And in Turkey?

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Sivas or Yozgat, I don't know.

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What do you mean you don't know?

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You won't marry a girl from Yozgat,

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they're dummies,
the morons of Turkey.

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Stop, there are some good ones.

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Don't be a pussy, who is she?

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I'm not being a pussy.

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You are. Oh I see.

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You're afraid I'll take her off you.

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Hello?

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Yeah.

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Are you OK?

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I'm with Fatih in front of the church.
Come on, join us.

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Who was it?

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Recep.

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- What are you doing?
- It stinks.

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It's freezing.

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I don't want him to think I smoke.

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What do you care, close it!

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You're a pain.

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Ipek.

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She's the girl from Belfort.

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You dog.

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Oh wow,

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I thought you were uptight,

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but you're a nutter.

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You're screwing Recep's sister?
That's heavy.

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Oh!

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As-salamu alaykum.

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Salam.

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We're having a good time, I see.

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Yeah, brother.

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All right, Fatih?
Haven't seen you lately.

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Don't you go to mosque?

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He's a communist,
the mosque is haram in his culture.

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I'm not,
I don't go because I work.

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Recep, have you seen
the girls inside?

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There's a redhead
at the French table, brother...

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- What a bombshell!
- Did you take a picture?

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No way! My wife would kill me.

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I can't believe you're whipped!

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Get out of there.

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Admit it, you regret it!

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No regrets. I'm telling you,

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get married straight away.

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Don't worry about me.

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When I'm not feeling good
I go to Paradise,

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and I get relaxed.

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How old are you, Fatih?

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21, brother.

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- Finished your studies?
- Yes, I got my diploma.

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Good.

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"Negotiation and Digitalisation
of Customer Relations". With merit.

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If he could write
his full name without mistakes,

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he would have graduated with honours.

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Didn't you go to school with my sister?

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Yes, I... Well, no, I...

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We were in the same year.

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Like the girl from Belfort.

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What girl?

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His girl.

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I know a lot of girls
from Belfort.

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Who is she?

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I don't have a girl.

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Admit it, don't be a pussy.

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If you've got a girl,
don't wait too long.

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Marry straight away.

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- Here.
- I don't smoke.

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Take it.

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Have a toke, bro,

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enjoy yourself.

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Open up.

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Is my brother here?

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What do you want?

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Your wife says to come.

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I'm coming.

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- She wants to dance.
- Piss off.

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She says come now.

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Tell her to wait.

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What?

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It's the last song
before they cut the cake!

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I'm coming, I'm coming.

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It pisses me off, guys.

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Coming to the game tomorrow?

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- I can't, bro.
- Don't be whipped.

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Someone's coming
to ask for my sister's hand.

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Esma?

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No, Ipek.

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See you.

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Didn't you know?

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No.

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If I were you,

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I would go up to Recep
and say "I'm screwing your sister."

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I'm not screwing her.

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What do you mean?

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Never told her my feelings.

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Why?

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Afraid of messing up?

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Because that's not right.

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What's not right?

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It's not right to have fun
with a Turkish girl.

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You pick one,
you marry her.

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I take back everything I said.

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You're such a pussy.

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I'm craving something sweet.

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I'll get some cake.

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Want some?

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No.

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You know what?

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We get what we deserve.

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Who are you?

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I am you, the Conqueror,

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Fatih the Conqueror.

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I was 21 when I conquered
Constantinople.

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Wow!

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Let's conquer her. It is high time
that you face your destiny.

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Let's conquer her.

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Come on.

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Come on!

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<i>Let's play the romantic sultan.</i>

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<i>All romantic.</i>

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<i>We will let ourselves</i>
<i>be overwhelmed by emotions.</i>

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<i>Women like a little passion.</i>

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<i>It's time to declare</i>
<i>your love for her, eye to eye.</i>

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<i>O exquisite wonder!</i>

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<i>O unparalleled chance!</i>

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From the moment I saw you smile

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my heart began to quiver.

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I have no intention
of taking advantage of you.

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I want to start a family,
to build our house.

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May my words convince you
and seduce you

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and let our hearts beat as one.

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Would you be my wife?

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No.

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What?

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Why?

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Well...

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I don't want to.

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I'm young, I want to enjoy myself.

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What do you want to enjoy?

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Life!

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You bastard!

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How dare you show up my sister?

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Marry me Ipek, please!

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You bastard!

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We'll enjoy life together!

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You clown!

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You junkie!

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All right, bro?

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Are you OK?

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<i>You bastard!</i>

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<i>How dare you</i>
<i>show up my sister?</i>

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<i>Marry me Ipek, please!</i>

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Oh the bastards...

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<i>You bastard!</i>

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<i>We'll enjoy life together!</i>

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...996 views in eight minutes.

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Oh shit!

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I feel like
my heart is going to explode.

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Breathe, relax.

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I don't want to die alone when I'm old.

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Don't worry bro, I'm here.

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Thank you.

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I don't think weed is for you.

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You are too sensitive, too receptive.

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Want me to open the window?

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No.

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Would anything make you feel better?

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Nothing.

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Oh, I know what would...

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Going to Paradise.

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Some girl asked me
for your number.

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Who?

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I can't tell you that,
she told me not to.

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Is it Fatma?

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No.

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Leyla?

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No.

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Who is it?

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She's just your type.

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Small, fat, with glasses.

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Aren't we good here?

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Feel the seat warming your ass?

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"Deutsche Qualität", bro,
"Deutsche Qualität"!

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FATIH THE CONQUEROR

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VISA 158757