1 00:05:16,098 --> 00:05:19,971 Dad, it's me, Norval. 2 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:27,022 Uh, I got your letter. 3 00:05:29,851 --> 00:05:32,984 Your letter asking me to come and see you. 4 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:36,683 Well... 5 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:39,904 here I am. 6 00:05:41,950 --> 00:05:44,387 It's me. Norval. 7 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,741 - Mm. - Okay. 8 00:05:53,309 --> 00:05:55,703 Jesus Christ. 9 00:05:57,618 --> 00:06:00,229 I never thought I'd see you again. 10 00:06:13,547 --> 00:06:15,462 Well, you wanna come in? 11 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:17,638 Yes, please. 12 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:24,993 Welcome to my house. 13 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,475 I like it. 14 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:29,998 You don't. 15 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:31,869 I do. 16 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:34,829 Why? 17 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:41,096 Uh, it's like a UFO from the 1960's. 18 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:45,492 A UFO from the 1960's. 19 00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:46,535 Yeah. 20 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:52,150 A UFO from the 1960's. 21 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:54,501 Exactly. 22 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,679 That's brilliant. 23 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:01,725 Yeah. 24 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:04,380 When did I last see you, son? 25 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:07,470 I don't know. 26 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:08,863 Oh, come on. How long's it been? 27 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,040 A long time. 28 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:15,304 A long time, yeah. 29 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:17,871 Too long. 30 00:07:18,307 --> 00:07:21,397 Too fucking long. God damn. 31 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,792 Yeah. Mm. 32 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:27,097 Yeah. 33 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,761 Let's get you unpacked. 34 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,343 Hey. 35 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,128 Let's get a picture of us. 36 00:07:58,390 --> 00:08:01,002 You know, a selfie photo? 37 00:08:03,657 --> 00:08:05,746 You can show it to your mom when you get home. 38 00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:11,186 Oh. 39 00:08:16,104 --> 00:08:19,716 No, no. You gotta get the sea in there. 40 00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:23,503 - Come on, here. - Uh, careful. 41 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,243 That's a limited edition gold phone, 42 00:08:25,287 --> 00:08:26,418 designed by Lorde. 43 00:08:26,462 --> 00:08:28,551 Lorde? Never heard of him. 44 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:30,771 It's real gold. 45 00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:33,034 There we go. How about that, huh? 46 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,211 Okay. Smile. 47 00:08:36,254 --> 00:08:39,083 Oh, shit. 48 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:44,611 - Well... - Fuck. 49 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:48,789 Well, I should've never hadthat second beer for breakfast. 50 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:52,096 There are only twenty of those phones in the world. 51 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:54,751 Yeah. 52 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,407 No. Now there's nineteen. 53 00:09:08,156 --> 00:09:10,637 So, how's your mother? 54 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,510 Not great, actually. 55 00:09:15,816 --> 00:09:16,817 Oh? 56 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:20,995 She ever talk about me? 57 00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:23,911 Not really. 58 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:27,654 You live with her? 59 00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:31,658 Yeah, it's a temporary arrangement. 60 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,619 You don't feel embarrassed about that? 61 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:42,233 Living with your mom? At your age? 62 00:09:43,017 --> 00:09:44,105 I don't know. 63 00:09:45,541 --> 00:09:47,456 I've had a rough few years. 64 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,937 She helped me get me back on my feet. 65 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,592 It's complicated. 66 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,031 You sleep with her? 67 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,164 What? 68 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:02,776 Do you share a bed with your mom? 69 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,169 No. 70 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,266 Yeah. 71 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,885 - Wine? - No, thanks. 72 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:29,019 Oh, go on. Have a drink with your old man. 73 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:30,194 I... I don't drink. 74 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,284 No? 75 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,419 Why is that? 76 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:43,207 I've had what's called "alcohol dependency issues". 77 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,559 Yeah? And that is, uh... 78 00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:50,084 It's when you're dependent on alcohol. 79 00:10:55,567 --> 00:10:56,743 I nearly... 80 00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:06,927 I wrote a note, I ran a bath... 81 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,799 I came close. 82 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:12,584 Really fucking close. 83 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:25,815 Anyway, here I am. I survived. 84 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,253 Mm-hmm. 85 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:45,226 Hmm. 86 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:59,719 Mm, wow. 87 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:06,726 Tempted? 88 00:12:08,249 --> 00:12:09,250 No. 89 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,740 So, Dad... 90 00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,699 what do you do? 91 00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:25,962 For work? 92 00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,008 I'm retired. 93 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,837 What did you do before you retired? 94 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,709 I realize I know nothing about you. 95 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:38,845 Boy. Your mom, she reallydoesn't talk about me, does she? 96 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,504 I was a limo driver. 97 00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:52,684 Yeah, I drove a big black limousine. 98 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,035 With a fridge in the back... 99 00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:58,473 real leather seats. 100 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:03,043 It was an award-winning limousine. 101 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,003 I've been in a few limousines myself. 102 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:09,745 I'm in the music business. 103 00:13:10,050 --> 00:13:11,050 Okay. 104 00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,489 I'm fairly big in the music business. 105 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,230 Oh, I bet you are. 106 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,668 What are you? A singer or something? 107 00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:24,891 Well... I'm not someone you can pigeonhole, 108 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,806 if I'm completely honest. 109 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,418 Do I DJ? Yes. 110 00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:34,596 Do I produce blazing beats? Yes. 111 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,729 Do I tinkle the ivories? Yes. 112 00:13:38,382 --> 00:13:41,255 Do I promote high-profile events pertaining to music 113 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,779 and the performance of music? Yes. 114 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,174 Okay. 115 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,743 I'm close to some pretty big names. 116 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,658 Substantial names, actually. 117 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,748 I count Kendrick Lamar and Chance the Rapper 118 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,272 among my closest allies. 119 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:00,970 Anyone I've actually heard of? 120 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:05,932 Uh, Elton John is a close friend. 121 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,544 His real name is Reginald Kenneth Dwight. 122 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:14,984 Elton... Reginald discovered me. 123 00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,987 He saw me DJing at a nightclub. 124 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:21,425 It was a gala event, and I was the DJ. 125 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,211 He signed me to an exclusive deal. 126 00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,170 We inked the deal that same night. 127 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,304 Elton... Uh, Reginald... 128 00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:32,654 ...he's a great man. 129 00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:36,136 You could say he's like a father to me. 130 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,486 No offence. 131 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,620 Boy, I'll tell you. It's a small world. 132 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:49,976 I just happen to be a close friend of Reginald's too. 133 00:14:54,676 --> 00:14:56,330 - You are? - Yeah. 134 00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,637 - You're lying. - I'm not. 135 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,640 - You are. - I'm really not. 136 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:08,211 No. Reginald and I, oh, we go way back. 137 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:09,908 Really? 138 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:13,869 I was his personal limo driver for 10 years. 139 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,351 Yeah. 140 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,399 We spent a decade together. 141 00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:27,970 Reginald and I, driving, drinking, talking. 142 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:32,366 We became close friends. 143 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,718 Now, what are the odds 144 00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:41,027 that you would be close friends with him too? 145 00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,032 Yeah. 146 00:15:47,685 --> 00:15:49,383 Small world. 147 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:54,388 - So, anyway... - I'll tell you what... 148 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,217 What? 149 00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,436 Let's call him. 150 00:16:00,481 --> 00:16:02,396 - Reginald? - Yeah. 151 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:07,053 It'll blow his fucking mind. Are you kidding? 152 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,360 Brian and Norval, his old pals 153 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:13,320 just happen to be father and son, oh. 154 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,148 - Incredible. - Uh, I don't know, Dad. 155 00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:18,064 It... It's late. He goes to bed early. 156 00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:19,587 Bullshit. 157 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,112 He's a card-carrying night owl, and he never shuts up about it. 158 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:25,071 He told me to never call him after 8:00. 159 00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,812 Well, he told me to call him any time, night or day. 160 00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:34,776 Dad, please, don't call him. 161 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,868 Please. Don't call him, Dad. 162 00:16:43,698 --> 00:16:44,699 Please! 163 00:16:53,099 --> 00:16:55,666 You don't really know Elton John, do you? 164 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:00,976 Do you? 165 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:09,637 Uh... 166 00:17:09,985 --> 00:17:12,814 No. I... I don't really know Elton John. 167 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,865 As a matter of fact, neither do I. 168 00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,743 But I'm glad we've established 169 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,832 that you're full of shit. 170 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:04,039 Just so you know, if you want to impress me, 171 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,434 I like fight stories. 172 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,440 You ever been in a fight? 173 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,094 No. 174 00:18:15,964 --> 00:18:16,965 I have. 175 00:18:20,186 --> 00:18:23,885 I once accidentally kicked a guy's ear off. 176 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:28,194 I didn't mean to, but the fucker flew off. 177 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:32,459 I could see right into his skull. 178 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:38,595 Night. 179 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,405 Jethro. 180 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:09,235 Well, what you want me to do? 181 00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,412 Oh, fuck you. 182 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:14,675 Let me talk here. 183 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,983 No, come on. That's not... 184 00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:23,118 You know we can use him as fucking leverage. 185 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:26,469 We've got some collateral. 186 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,212 Oh, I have your permission? 187 00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,083 Well then... 188 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,522 Shit. Wait a minute. 189 00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:29,619 Dad, can I ask you something? 190 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,232 Why did you ask me to come here? 191 00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:38,019 You sent me a letter asking me to come. But... 192 00:20:39,063 --> 00:20:42,676 now I'm here and you seem like you'd rather I wasn't. 193 00:20:46,027 --> 00:20:47,811 It's like you regret sending that letter. 194 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:51,946 Maybe I'm wrong. 195 00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:56,820 Am I wrong? 196 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,222 I've got to take a crap. 197 00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:10,965 Then, let's go for a swim. 198 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,762 Mom. Hey. 199 00:21:28,112 --> 00:21:30,027 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 200 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:32,421 How are you? 201 00:21:35,163 --> 00:21:36,904 Oh, that's great. 202 00:21:39,863 --> 00:21:41,474 I don't know. 203 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,693 It's harder than I thought. 204 00:21:44,912 --> 00:21:47,306 He's not how I imagined him. 205 00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:52,311 Not at all. 206 00:21:55,052 --> 00:21:57,316 Uh, I don't think he sees many people. 207 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:06,455 Maybe he's not used to having people around. 208 00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:13,114 I'm sure it will get easier. 209 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,119 Yeah. I mean, who knows. 210 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,949 Maybe we'll end up being best friends. 211 00:22:56,331 --> 00:22:58,202 No, he's fuckin' dead. 212 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:00,466 He's dead. 213 00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:04,034 Well, he's fuckin' dead. 214 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,998 No. I don't want to be a fucking babysitter. 215 00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,367 Mm. 216 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:36,197 Dad. 217 00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:39,592 Dad? 218 00:23:40,897 --> 00:23:41,898 Yeah. 219 00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,206 I need to know why you sent that letter. 220 00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,470 Give it a rest. 221 00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:51,473 Dad, I came all this way. 222 00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:53,040 No. 223 00:23:53,562 --> 00:23:56,870 I don't want to discuss it. 224 00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:01,483 This is hard for me too, you know. 225 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:02,658 Fucking drop it. 226 00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:09,056 I don't want to fucking drop it. 227 00:24:12,407 --> 00:24:13,713 What did you say to me? 228 00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:17,064 - I said... - You said? 229 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:20,197 I said, I don't want to fucking drop it. 230 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,984 You watch how you talk to me, boy. 231 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:27,248 You asked me to come here. Here I am. 232 00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:28,728 Yeah? 233 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:30,556 - And? - And... 234 00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:32,819 you have some explaining to do. 235 00:24:37,737 --> 00:24:38,737 Like what? 236 00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:41,044 You walked out on us when I was five. 237 00:24:41,610 --> 00:24:43,699 Thirty years later you ask me to come and see you. 238 00:24:43,743 --> 00:24:44,961 Here... here I am. 239 00:24:45,832 --> 00:24:48,008 I came here because I assumed 240 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:50,171 that at some point you were going to explain yourself. 241 00:24:50,445 --> 00:24:54,667 I don't have to explain myself to you. 242 00:24:55,450 --> 00:24:56,625 I disagree. 243 00:24:58,322 --> 00:24:59,322 Do you? 244 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,935 Yeah. 245 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:04,024 What the fuck are you gonna do about it? 246 00:25:05,939 --> 00:25:08,724 What the fuck are you gonna do about it? 247 00:25:09,159 --> 00:25:10,247 Hmm? 248 00:25:12,075 --> 00:25:13,250 I know what's happening. 249 00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:15,296 Yeah? Trust me. 250 00:25:15,644 --> 00:25:18,778 You got no fucking idea what's happening here. 251 00:25:18,821 --> 00:25:20,083 I think I do. 252 00:25:20,127 --> 00:25:22,259 Oh, fuck off. 253 00:25:23,565 --> 00:25:25,306 You wrote that letter when you were drunk. 254 00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:28,918 You probably don't even remember sending it. 255 00:25:28,962 --> 00:25:30,311 Fuck off. 256 00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:33,967 You're a drunk. That's all you are. 257 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:36,056 A useless drunk. 258 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:39,973 - You can't handle your booze. - You can't handle being a dad. 259 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:41,583 Oh. 260 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:44,064 I've been trying so fucking hard to like you... 261 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,196 but it's impossible. 262 00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:48,155 You're impossible. 263 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:49,591 Fuck off. 264 00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:51,680 You fuck off. 265 00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:55,945 No! You fuck off! 266 00:25:57,643 --> 00:25:59,427 You're a rat fucker. 267 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:02,822 You stuff rats up your vagina. 268 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:07,478 You dress like a woman, yeah? You dress like a cunt. 269 00:26:07,783 --> 00:26:09,611 - Please, don't call me that. - Then why? 270 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:11,134 You're very cunty. 271 00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:13,049 - Don't say that. - Oh! 272 00:26:13,659 --> 00:26:18,228 Well, I call a spade a spade, and a cunt a cunt. 273 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:22,885 And you, sir, are a certified cunt. 274 00:26:23,843 --> 00:26:27,716 Did you really think that I would be impressed 275 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,285 with your fucking Elton John story? 276 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:36,029 Only a cunt would think that. Cunt! 277 00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,335 - Cunt! - Please, don't push me. 278 00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:39,815 Oh, yeah, what? 279 00:26:41,861 --> 00:26:42,949 What? 280 00:26:42,992 --> 00:26:44,472 - I'll leave. - Oh, no. 281 00:26:44,515 --> 00:26:46,561 No, you're not going anywhere. 282 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,823 I think I might just go. 283 00:26:47,867 --> 00:26:49,085 Yeah. 284 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:52,306 Well, you'd get lost in the woods and die. 285 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:55,439 And they'd find a rat skeleton 286 00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:59,661 inside your pelvic bone where your vagina was. 287 00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:03,622 You'd love that, wouldn't you, Dad? 288 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:04,971 Oh, fuck. 289 00:27:05,014 --> 00:27:06,537 You'd love it if I was dead. 290 00:27:06,581 --> 00:27:08,714 Oh, God. Fucking damn it! 291 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:29,909 Dad! What the fuck are you doing? 292 00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:34,087 I believe the correct term is filicide. 293 00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:37,481 Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Come on. 294 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,745 Oh, come here, you little rat fucker! 295 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:43,574 - Come here. Come to Daddy! - Please, please don't do this. 296 00:27:43,618 --> 00:27:45,098 I'm sorry. I'm so fucking sorry. 297 00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:47,274 Where's the fucking gratitude here, huh? 298 00:27:47,622 --> 00:27:49,580 I thought you wanted to die. 299 00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:51,408 I... I didn't. I don't. No, no. 300 00:27:51,452 --> 00:27:53,193 Please, Dad, don't do this. 301 00:27:53,236 --> 00:27:55,935 Die! 302 00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,374 No. 303 00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:01,417 Dad? 304 00:28:09,992 --> 00:28:11,124 Dad? 305 00:28:25,791 --> 00:28:27,488 Mom, it's me. 306 00:28:30,099 --> 00:28:32,493 N... No. L... Listen to me. 307 00:28:33,712 --> 00:28:35,278 It's Dad. He... He's... 308 00:28:35,844 --> 00:28:37,498 I... I think he just died. 309 00:28:37,846 --> 00:28:39,761 H... He just fell down. 310 00:28:39,805 --> 00:28:42,329 He just fell down and stopped breathing. 311 00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:47,334 We... we had an argument, and... and he just died. 312 00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:50,337 Friday? 313 00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,992 Um, okay. I'll see you Friday. 314 00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:57,431 Okay. Yep. Okay. I... I'll do that. 315 00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,722 Coroner's office, please. 316 00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,337 My dad's just died. 317 00:30:28,609 --> 00:30:32,091 And there wasn't any, like, um, struggle and stuff? 318 00:30:33,919 --> 00:30:38,314 No. No. Like I said, he... He seemed fine. And... 319 00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:41,578 And he said his chest hurt. He fell down... 320 00:30:41,622 --> 00:30:43,319 Do you promise you're telling me the truth? 321 00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:49,760 No. You can't just nod. 322 00:30:53,460 --> 00:30:55,288 You've got to say it out loud. 323 00:30:56,332 --> 00:30:58,247 I promise I'm telling the truth. 324 00:31:06,734 --> 00:31:07,996 You know something? 325 00:31:09,345 --> 00:31:10,694 I believe you. 326 00:31:14,046 --> 00:31:15,612 You don't have raisin eyes. 327 00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:18,441 - What? - Yeah, I'm kind of 328 00:31:18,485 --> 00:31:20,966 breaking the fourth wall here, but, uh... 329 00:31:21,531 --> 00:31:23,055 I got this theory. 330 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:26,319 Bad guys have eyes that look like raisins. 331 00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:28,756 You know, small and dark, you know? 332 00:31:29,539 --> 00:31:31,193 But you don't have raisin eyes. 333 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,284 No. I... I don't. 334 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:45,251 Ooh. 335 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:47,906 Tell you something, though. 336 00:31:48,210 --> 00:31:52,214 Your daddy... he did have raisin eyes. 337 00:31:59,787 --> 00:32:03,356 Come to Daddy. 338 00:32:03,399 --> 00:32:06,663 That's just my hallucinations on the subject 339 00:32:06,707 --> 00:32:08,535 of bad guys and their eyes. 340 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,367 Yeah. Coroner will take it from here. 341 00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:17,239 Yeah, I'm... 342 00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:20,068 I'm sorry about your dad and stuff, you know. 343 00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:23,028 Take it easy, I guess. Drink lots of water. 344 00:32:26,857 --> 00:32:28,947 I can burp on command if that might 345 00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:29,991 cheer you up. 346 00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:34,039 No, that's okay. 347 00:32:41,307 --> 00:32:42,308 Okay. 348 00:32:49,793 --> 00:32:51,186 I don't think I liked him. 349 00:32:51,230 --> 00:32:52,448 Really? 350 00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:54,450 He called me a rat fucker. 351 00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:56,670 Amongst other things. 352 00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:00,717 Good thing he's dead then. 353 00:33:02,763 --> 00:33:04,286 Is that a really bad thing to say? 354 00:33:05,331 --> 00:33:08,377 I don't know. Yeah? 355 00:33:11,424 --> 00:33:12,425 Sorry. 356 00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:26,395 So, I'm gonna take him away, embalm him, 357 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:29,485 drain the blood from his body, inject him with a preservative, 358 00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,922 so he doesn't go off, and then bring him back here. 359 00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:33,533 What? 360 00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:36,623 Oh, there is a storage issue in town at the moment 361 00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:37,711 from the flooding. 362 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:39,191 Did you hear about that? 363 00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:40,235 No. 364 00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:43,934 He'll need to be here whileyour family makes arrangements. 365 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:47,547 He'll be in a black bag. You won't have to look at him. 366 00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,645 Has anyone ever told you... 367 00:34:00,299 --> 00:34:01,474 Told me what? 368 00:34:03,780 --> 00:34:05,173 You have kind eyes. 369 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:10,135 No. No one has ever said that to me. 370 00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:11,440 Never? 371 00:34:12,137 --> 00:34:13,268 Not that I remember. 372 00:34:14,008 --> 00:34:15,314 Well, you do. 373 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:18,360 They're big and they're kind. 374 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:23,887 The... the cop who came told me I... I didn't have raisin eyes. 375 00:34:24,410 --> 00:34:26,020 What are raisin eyes? 376 00:34:27,674 --> 00:34:29,545 Fucking idiot. Raisin eyes? 377 00:34:29,589 --> 00:34:31,025 I know. 378 00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:37,205 If you have any questions just call me. 379 00:34:40,861 --> 00:34:41,862 Thanks. 380 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,011 Hello? 381 00:36:19,438 --> 00:36:20,830 How are you holding up? 382 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,442 I'm fine. 383 00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:27,576 I never really knew him. 384 00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:30,971 So, it's hard to feel sad. 385 00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:37,238 Sad enough to actually cry real emotional tears. 386 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:39,371 But... 387 00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:43,375 he is my dad, so... 388 00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:46,943 I feel something. 389 00:36:49,294 --> 00:36:50,643 I just don't know what. 390 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:55,300 It does get easier. 391 00:36:57,432 --> 00:36:58,477 Yeah. 392 00:37:02,132 --> 00:37:04,657 Look. I... I better get back to the office. 393 00:37:06,833 --> 00:37:07,834 Yeah. 394 00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:12,317 This might sound really weird, but... 395 00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,057 you should talk to him. 396 00:37:14,841 --> 00:37:15,841 What? 397 00:37:17,931 --> 00:37:19,411 It helps, you know? 398 00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:21,587 When my husband died, 399 00:37:21,978 --> 00:37:25,373 I remember just yapping onto him for an hour. 400 00:37:25,417 --> 00:37:27,680 All the things I wanted to say when he was... 401 00:37:28,855 --> 00:37:29,856 Was here. 402 00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:33,903 I'm sure there's things you want to say to your dad, too. 403 00:37:36,341 --> 00:37:37,994 Not that it's any of my business. 404 00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:39,953 You can tell me to shut up, if you want. 405 00:37:39,996 --> 00:37:42,042 No. It's okay, really. 406 00:37:44,131 --> 00:37:45,393 I have no filter. 407 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:49,179 I like it. 408 00:37:52,879 --> 00:37:54,272 Are you gonna be okay here? 409 00:37:56,622 --> 00:37:57,797 I hope so. 410 00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:01,627 Yeah, definitely. 411 00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:06,893 When your mom gets here, we'll make further arrangements. 412 00:38:10,766 --> 00:38:12,246 Take care, Norval. 413 00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:24,552 Who's there? 414 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:27,686 Is someone there? 415 00:41:14,428 --> 00:41:15,473 Hello? 416 00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:19,999 Who is this? 417 00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:25,483 Mom? Is that you? 418 00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:06,915 Shut up. 419 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,529 Shut up! 420 00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:17,925 Shut up! 421 00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,900 Woo-hoo! 422 00:44:07,209 --> 00:44:09,429 I'm not listening! 423 00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:23,095 Hello? 424 00:44:23,399 --> 00:44:24,618 Gladys? 425 00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:28,056 Yes? Who is this? 426 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:29,449 Guess. 427 00:44:30,406 --> 00:44:31,712 Mister Greenwood? 428 00:44:31,756 --> 00:44:32,931 Bingo. 429 00:44:33,366 --> 00:44:35,368 Is there a problem with your father? 430 00:44:35,411 --> 00:44:37,011 There's a lot of problems with my father, 431 00:44:37,370 --> 00:44:39,154 but that's not why I'm calling. 432 00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:41,635 What can I do for you? 433 00:44:42,288 --> 00:44:45,595 Good question. I need you to come over. 434 00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:47,423 Mr. Greenwood, are you... 435 00:44:47,467 --> 00:44:49,338 Shh. Don't think. Just come over. 436 00:44:50,165 --> 00:44:51,969 You're going through a difficult time. 437 00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:53,710 - We had something. - No, we didn't. 438 00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:55,669 - I know you felt it too. - No, I didn't. 439 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,303 We owe it to ourselves to explore this. 440 00:44:57,346 --> 00:45:00,088 The smartest thing you could doright now is jump in your car 441 00:45:00,132 --> 00:45:01,133 and... 442 00:45:04,092 --> 00:45:05,093 Please. 443 00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:08,096 - Please, please just come over.- No. 444 00:45:08,140 --> 00:45:10,925 I... I can't be here alone. We... We could just sleep together. 445 00:45:10,969 --> 00:45:12,840 - No. - Just next to each other. 446 00:45:12,884 --> 00:45:14,712 - No. - Fully clothed if you wanted. 447 00:45:14,973 --> 00:45:17,149 I... I just... I just need you here. 448 00:45:20,195 --> 00:45:21,196 Hello? 449 00:45:25,244 --> 00:45:27,333 I'm sorry, but I have to go. 450 00:45:27,376 --> 00:45:28,682 No, no, no. 451 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,181 - Don't go. - Please don't call me 452 00:45:30,205 --> 00:45:31,250 outside of office hours. 453 00:45:31,293 --> 00:45:32,555 Goodbye, Mr. Greenwood. 454 00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:33,948 Fuck! 455 00:45:37,517 --> 00:45:38,561 Oh, God. 456 00:45:49,181 --> 00:45:50,269 Oh, fuck. 457 00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:53,359 Who's doing this? 458 00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:06,111 Are you doing this? Are you? 459 00:46:06,851 --> 00:46:08,156 You think it's funny? 460 00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,593 Well, fuck you. 461 00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:13,814 You're a coward, that's all you are. 462 00:46:14,467 --> 00:46:17,209 A dried-up, dead, leathery coward. 463 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,037 I'm glad you're dead. 464 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,955 You disappear when I was a kid, and then you try to kill me? 465 00:46:26,131 --> 00:46:29,787 And now you're fucking with me from beyond the grave? 466 00:46:30,483 --> 00:46:33,747 Are you? I wouldn't be surprised. 467 00:46:38,926 --> 00:46:40,406 You think I'm a cunt? 468 00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:44,062 That's hilarious. 469 00:46:45,628 --> 00:46:47,108 You're the cunt here. 470 00:46:48,544 --> 00:46:50,895 So, fuck you. You hear me? 471 00:46:51,896 --> 00:46:52,896 Fuck you! 472 00:46:53,158 --> 00:46:54,637 Fuck you! 473 00:46:55,029 --> 00:46:56,074 Cunt! 474 00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,499 I have to tell you something. 475 00:47:36,114 --> 00:47:38,943 I'm afraid it's gonna make me sound like a bad person. 476 00:49:50,030 --> 00:49:51,030 Mom. 477 00:50:09,615 --> 00:50:11,008 No, no, no, no. 478 00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:16,883 No, no, no, no, no, no. 479 00:50:28,677 --> 00:50:30,679 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 480 00:50:59,795 --> 00:51:01,058 Oh, fuck. 481 00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:22,470 Oh, fuck. No, no, no. 482 00:52:44,422 --> 00:52:45,597 Norval? 483 00:52:54,954 --> 00:52:56,085 Norval. 484 00:53:00,699 --> 00:53:01,743 Who are you? 485 00:53:01,787 --> 00:53:03,789 You came, you came. 486 00:53:05,965 --> 00:53:10,187 Norval, my boy, you actually came. 487 00:53:13,059 --> 00:53:15,366 Come over here. Come, come here, help me out. 488 00:53:15,409 --> 00:53:17,455 Norval. 489 00:53:17,498 --> 00:53:21,023 Come on. Get me out of here. 490 00:53:22,808 --> 00:53:24,418 Where's that fucker gone? 491 00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,832 - They're here. - Who... who... who's here? 492 00:53:27,856 --> 00:53:29,075 Close the fucking door. 493 00:53:43,350 --> 00:53:44,786 Look at me. I'm your dad. 494 00:53:44,830 --> 00:53:47,006 The next 90 seconds aregonna change your life forever. 495 00:53:47,049 --> 00:53:49,487 They're coming to hurt me, and you're going to kill them. 496 00:53:50,531 --> 00:53:52,185 - I can't. - You're going to hide. 497 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:53,293 And when they're down here, 498 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,709 you're going to beat them to death. 499 00:53:55,493 --> 00:53:56,773 There's a dumbbell on the floor. 500 00:53:56,798 --> 00:53:58,539 You take it, and use it as a weapon, 501 00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:00,023 and you bash their fuckin' brains in. 502 00:54:00,062 --> 00:54:01,368 What? No. No, no, no. Please. 503 00:54:01,412 --> 00:54:02,804 If you don't, they'll kill us both. 504 00:54:03,283 --> 00:54:05,067 Hide! 505 00:54:35,881 --> 00:54:38,971 How's it hanging, Brian? Huh? 506 00:54:39,972 --> 00:54:43,410 Looking good. Feeling good, huh? 507 00:54:48,110 --> 00:54:49,503 Viddy this. 508 00:54:52,506 --> 00:54:53,681 This, Brian... 509 00:54:59,078 --> 00:55:02,386 this is a pen. 510 00:55:02,995 --> 00:55:08,130 Not just any pen, it's a pen smeared in extrement. 511 00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:13,310 My extrement. 512 00:55:13,353 --> 00:55:15,790 Extrement is the scientific wordfor poo. 513 00:55:16,051 --> 00:55:19,228 It's excrement, not extrement. 514 00:55:19,272 --> 00:55:20,882 I'm gonna stab you with this pen, Brian. 515 00:55:21,970 --> 00:55:23,537 And obviously it's going to hurt. 516 00:55:24,756 --> 00:55:26,410 But then the science kicks in. 517 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:30,631 So, the extrement that's on the pen 518 00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:33,460 is gonna go into your wound and it's gonna give you 519 00:55:33,504 --> 00:55:35,941 an infection that's gonna kill you 520 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,857 if you don't get help quickly. 521 00:55:41,033 --> 00:55:43,601 How's that for a ticking clock, Brian? 522 00:55:45,646 --> 00:55:47,387 How's that for excitement, Brian? 523 00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:50,434 Are you excited? Because I'm excited, Brian. 524 00:55:53,175 --> 00:55:54,263 Now... 525 00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:59,443 why don't you tell me what I want to know... 526 00:56:00,095 --> 00:56:03,751 And when this is all over, I'll get you to a hospital. 527 00:56:03,795 --> 00:56:05,405 I already told Gordon everything. 528 00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:07,364 It's gone. All of it. 529 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,592 Shall I tell you how I know you're lying? 530 00:56:18,636 --> 00:56:19,637 How? 531 00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:24,250 Because when you said that, you looked up to your left. 532 00:56:24,598 --> 00:56:26,774 - Oh. - And that's the number one 533 00:56:26,818 --> 00:56:28,907 indication when somebody's lying to you. 534 00:56:32,084 --> 00:56:34,086 Yeah, I know these things 535 00:56:34,129 --> 00:56:36,436 because I've read articles on body language. 536 00:56:37,306 --> 00:56:38,307 All right? 537 00:56:39,308 --> 00:56:40,919 This is difficult for me too. 538 00:56:43,138 --> 00:56:45,793 So what do you say we just get this over and done with 539 00:56:45,837 --> 00:56:47,621 as quickly as possible, shall we? 540 00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:48,665 No, no, no. 541 00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:50,102 - Shall we? - No. 542 00:56:50,363 --> 00:56:51,538 Here it comes. Are you ready? 543 00:56:51,582 --> 00:56:53,168 - No, no. Come on. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 544 00:56:53,192 --> 00:56:55,673 No, no, no, no. 545 00:56:56,021 --> 00:56:57,892 God damn it! 546 00:56:58,545 --> 00:56:59,981 It stings. The first one stings, 547 00:57:00,025 --> 00:57:01,330 doesn't it? 548 00:57:01,374 --> 00:57:02,723 Mind you, so does the second one. 549 00:57:02,767 --> 00:57:03,942 Fuck! Now! Fuckin' kill him! 550 00:57:04,246 --> 00:57:06,161 - Fucking kill him! - What? 551 00:57:09,469 --> 00:57:11,819 - Are we not alone, Brian? - Come on! Do it! 552 00:57:22,569 --> 00:57:24,876 Come out, come out. Wherever you are. 553 00:57:26,660 --> 00:57:28,009 How the fuck are you still alive? 554 00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:31,665 Fucking kill him! 555 00:57:40,892 --> 00:57:42,197 Fuck this shit. 556 00:57:49,248 --> 00:57:50,815 You were supposed to kill him. 557 00:58:03,610 --> 00:58:06,744 Gordon! Oh, no! 558 00:58:07,179 --> 00:58:09,703 No, no, no! Gordon! 559 00:58:10,617 --> 00:58:12,358 What happened to the man who was up there? 560 00:58:14,142 --> 00:58:17,406 He tried to stab me. But then he had a heart attack. 561 00:58:17,929 --> 00:58:18,930 He died. 562 00:58:21,933 --> 00:58:22,934 Good. 563 00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:25,719 I'll be back. 564 00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:28,156 And I'll be back with a little friend 565 00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,681 that I want you both to meet! 566 00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:35,337 My guess is his little friend is Dandy. 567 00:58:36,338 --> 00:58:37,383 Who's Dandy? 568 00:58:38,036 --> 00:58:39,864 - The hunchback. - The what? 569 00:58:39,907 --> 00:58:42,027 You have to release me. You ever picked a lock before? 570 00:58:42,388 --> 00:58:43,694 Once, in school. 571 00:58:43,737 --> 00:58:44,738 What happened? 572 00:58:45,478 --> 00:58:46,697 I didn't get it unlocked. 573 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,004 But I... I found the key in my bag, so it was okay. 574 00:58:52,441 --> 00:58:56,315 Oh. Uh, smash the shitty pen. 575 00:59:00,058 --> 00:59:01,058 Go on. 576 00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:07,195 Yeah. Now, take that long thin bit. 577 00:59:11,765 --> 00:59:13,811 God. 578 00:59:16,378 --> 00:59:19,730 Now... Now, jam it into the lock. 579 00:59:20,513 --> 00:59:22,167 Work it in small circles. 580 00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:24,778 Who was that man? 581 00:59:24,822 --> 00:59:26,824 His name is Jethro. He's my best friend. 582 00:59:28,826 --> 00:59:30,784 Then why is he stabbing you with poo pens 583 00:59:30,828 --> 00:59:32,569 and chaining you up in your basement? 584 00:59:33,221 --> 00:59:34,396 He has his reasons. 585 00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:40,272 After I left your mom, I ended up living in Bangkok. 586 00:59:41,012 --> 00:59:45,669 Me, Jethro, Gordon, who you've met, and Dandy. 587 00:59:46,017 --> 00:59:48,323 We were misbehaving in a small-time fashion. 588 00:59:48,367 --> 00:59:51,544 Until we decided to do one last score. 589 00:59:52,327 --> 00:59:54,895 Sail off into the sunset, all that. 590 00:59:56,723 --> 00:59:57,811 What did you do? 591 00:59:58,072 --> 01:00:00,553 Oh, we kidnapped 592 01:00:00,597 --> 01:00:02,686 the daughter of Thailand's richest man. 593 01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:08,430 We were supposed to split the ransom between us, 594 01:00:08,474 --> 01:00:09,780 but I stole it. 595 01:00:11,477 --> 01:00:13,044 I ripped my best friends off. 596 01:00:14,175 --> 01:00:15,916 Understandably, they want their share. 597 01:00:16,569 --> 01:00:18,397 They think I have stashed it somewhere. 598 01:00:18,876 --> 01:00:22,009 Fact is, it's all gone. 599 01:00:23,576 --> 01:00:24,925 Every last cent. 600 01:00:26,318 --> 01:00:27,319 Where? 601 01:00:29,713 --> 01:00:33,238 You ever stop for a moment and wonder why 602 01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:36,067 you grew up in a Beverly Hills mansion 603 01:00:36,110 --> 01:00:37,546 with an unemployed mother? 604 01:00:43,074 --> 01:00:45,554 My entire life has been funded by... 605 01:00:45,598 --> 01:00:46,643 A kidnapping. 606 01:00:52,213 --> 01:00:54,259 Sorry to change the subject, but this isn't working. 607 01:00:55,042 --> 01:00:57,175 You're going to have to dislocate my thumb, 608 01:00:57,218 --> 01:00:58,218 I'm afraid. 609 01:00:59,612 --> 01:01:00,612 What? 610 01:01:01,135 --> 01:01:04,095 You take my thumb and you bend it all the way back. 611 01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:06,967 Quickly, come on. 612 01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:09,970 On the... The count of three, okay? 613 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,669 All right. 614 01:01:14,192 --> 01:01:19,197 One, two, three. 615 01:01:21,416 --> 01:01:22,679 Just fucking do it. 616 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:26,117 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 617 01:01:29,207 --> 01:01:30,599 Did that work? 618 01:01:30,643 --> 01:01:33,951 Oh, God, Jesus. 619 01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:36,823 Okay. Let's see what we can do here. 620 01:01:41,132 --> 01:01:43,787 Right. 621 01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:45,179 Thumb wasn't enough. 622 01:01:45,223 --> 01:01:47,007 You're gonna have to try the index finger. 623 01:01:47,051 --> 01:01:48,095 What? 624 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,315 - Come on. - No. I... I can't. Please. 625 01:01:50,968 --> 01:01:54,188 I abandoned you as a child. Consider this your revenge. 626 01:01:55,886 --> 01:01:58,671 Channel all that anger. Come on. 627 01:02:03,154 --> 01:02:04,155 Oh, fuck! 628 01:02:04,982 --> 01:02:08,072 Ooh, hoo, oh, hoo, baby. 629 01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:10,422 Oh, God. 630 01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:16,210 Fuck. 631 01:02:53,726 --> 01:02:54,945 You're gonna have to carry me. 632 01:02:55,206 --> 01:02:56,555 We have to get as far away 633 01:02:56,598 --> 01:02:57,967 from this fuckin' house as possible. 634 01:02:57,991 --> 01:02:59,340 I'm not made for this. 635 01:02:59,384 --> 01:03:01,516 You want to be tortured to death by a hunchback? 636 01:03:09,568 --> 01:03:11,633 Wait! Wait! Put... put... put... put... put... 637 01:03:11,657 --> 01:03:14,529 Put me down. Put me down. Whoa, whoa. 638 01:03:15,226 --> 01:03:17,097 I need some water. Get me some water, will you? 639 01:03:17,141 --> 01:03:19,056 - Okay. - Okay, hurry up. 640 01:03:30,632 --> 01:03:31,677 You're missing an ear. 641 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,070 - You know that? - Mm-hmm. 642 01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:35,072 Gordon kicked it off. 643 01:03:35,768 --> 01:03:38,205 Well, shall we go find it? They... they can sew it back on. 644 01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:40,338 Not gonna be possible, I'm afraid. 645 01:03:40,381 --> 01:03:41,513 Why not? 646 01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:43,036 It's just not, okay? 647 01:03:43,776 --> 01:03:44,777 Why? 648 01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:48,912 I ate it. 649 01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:51,436 You... you... You ate your own ear? 650 01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:53,568 He made me. 651 01:03:53,612 --> 01:03:56,049 He gave me a choice between my own ear or a shot-glass 652 01:03:56,093 --> 01:03:58,399 of his semen... like some kind of 653 01:03:58,443 --> 01:04:00,227 Japanese game show or something. 654 01:04:00,271 --> 01:04:01,620 And I chose the ear. 655 01:04:04,623 --> 01:04:05,929 He was starving me! 656 01:04:06,712 --> 01:04:08,018 Um, but semen contains 657 01:04:08,061 --> 01:04:09,715 more protein and nutrients than an ear. 658 01:04:09,758 --> 01:04:11,282 - Ears are just cartilage. - Look! 659 01:04:11,978 --> 01:04:13,458 The semen was yellow, okay? 660 01:04:13,980 --> 01:04:15,590 I'm not defending my choice to you. 661 01:04:15,634 --> 01:04:17,114 Let's fucking go! 662 01:04:19,246 --> 01:04:20,857 Can I go to the toilet? 663 01:04:22,119 --> 01:04:23,381 Number one or number two? 664 01:04:23,424 --> 01:04:25,470 - One. - Be really fucking quick. 665 01:04:27,820 --> 01:04:34,696 ♪ You really showed me how to play the game ♪ 666 01:04:36,481 --> 01:04:38,135 Sh... 667 01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:39,266 Dandy! 668 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:43,183 Dandy! Don't you touch my son! 669 01:04:43,488 --> 01:04:45,229 Don't you fucking touch him! 670 01:04:49,929 --> 01:04:50,929 Norval! 671 01:05:03,203 --> 01:05:04,639 Come on, Norval! 672 01:05:15,737 --> 01:05:17,000 It's you or him! 673 01:05:21,874 --> 01:05:23,745 Do what you have to do, son. 674 01:05:35,192 --> 01:05:37,542 Kill the fucker! Kill him! 675 01:06:22,848 --> 01:06:23,849 Son. 676 01:06:26,895 --> 01:06:28,027 Are you okay? 677 01:06:32,814 --> 01:06:33,859 Norval? 678 01:06:37,558 --> 01:06:39,604 Please tell me you're okay. 679 01:07:21,124 --> 01:07:22,299 Hey. 680 01:07:26,955 --> 01:07:28,479 What happened in there, you know... 681 01:07:29,306 --> 01:07:30,481 it's... it's... 682 01:07:31,786 --> 01:07:33,005 It's always... 683 01:07:34,441 --> 01:07:35,486 I mean... 684 01:07:37,140 --> 01:07:38,793 What I'm saying is it's... 685 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,799 Come on. We've got to go. 686 01:07:45,191 --> 01:07:46,323 We've got to go! 687 01:07:56,202 --> 01:07:58,030 - Who was Ryan? - Huh? 688 01:07:59,292 --> 01:08:03,253 Gordon had a tattoo on his neck. 689 01:08:03,296 --> 01:08:04,602 "R.I.P Ryan". 690 01:08:04,645 --> 01:08:05,864 Oh, Ryan. 691 01:08:06,256 --> 01:08:07,866 That was Gordon's son. 692 01:08:08,258 --> 01:08:10,695 Slashed his wrists in the bath. 693 01:08:10,956 --> 01:08:13,828 Sad story. He was a decent kid. 694 01:08:17,789 --> 01:08:18,833 Hide! 695 01:08:51,692 --> 01:08:54,347 My little friend can't wait to meet you, 696 01:08:54,391 --> 01:08:56,915 you fuckin' wank-stains! 697 01:08:58,569 --> 01:08:59,570 Shit. 698 01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:03,356 We have to get the fuck away from here. 699 01:09:05,053 --> 01:09:07,882 Wait! Dad, wait! I just realized something. 700 01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:09,730 - What? - Me and mom's address 701 01:09:09,754 --> 01:09:11,277 is written on my luggage tag. 702 01:09:11,321 --> 01:09:14,324 - If he finds it... - Fuck. 703 01:09:15,238 --> 01:09:16,413 What do we do? 704 01:09:18,415 --> 01:09:19,503 Fuck! 705 01:09:25,204 --> 01:09:26,466 You're gonna have to kill him. 706 01:09:28,207 --> 01:09:29,469 I'm not a murderer. 707 01:09:29,948 --> 01:09:32,603 You just killed somebody literally five minutes ago. 708 01:09:33,256 --> 01:09:34,953 I'd gladly kill the fucker myself, 709 01:09:34,996 --> 01:09:36,172 but look at me. 710 01:09:39,262 --> 01:09:41,220 If you don't go in there and kill him, 711 01:09:41,264 --> 01:09:44,049 we'll never be safe. You're part of this now. 712 01:09:44,310 --> 01:09:45,442 So is your mother. 713 01:09:47,618 --> 01:09:50,273 He has a flaming crossbow. I have nothing. 714 01:09:50,664 --> 01:09:52,100 I wouldn't last a second. 715 01:10:01,632 --> 01:10:03,416 You hide in the trunk of his car. 716 01:10:03,460 --> 01:10:06,463 You follow him everywhere. And then when he's alone, 717 01:10:07,159 --> 01:10:08,639 when he's vulnerable... 718 01:10:08,682 --> 01:10:09,770 Dandy! 719 01:10:10,684 --> 01:10:11,903 Not Dandy! 720 01:10:12,773 --> 01:10:14,819 You fuckin' killed Dandy too. 721 01:10:15,646 --> 01:10:16,734 Go! 722 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:44,979 This is an important announcement 723 01:10:45,284 --> 01:10:47,025 for Norval Greenwood 724 01:10:47,678 --> 01:10:51,812 of 91622 West Linden Drive, 725 01:10:52,117 --> 01:10:54,685 Beverly Hills, California! 726 01:10:54,728 --> 01:10:57,862 You and the rest of the Greenwood family 727 01:10:57,905 --> 01:11:00,256 are now officially fucked! 728 01:11:01,344 --> 01:11:03,041 It's official! 729 01:11:32,723 --> 01:11:34,899 Precious? Yeah, yeah. 730 01:11:34,942 --> 01:11:37,031 My name's Jethro. I'm a mate of Dandy's. 731 01:11:37,423 --> 01:11:39,686 Yeah. I was the guy sitting in the corner watching. 732 01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:40,730 Yeah. 733 01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:42,210 Look, listen. 734 01:11:42,254 --> 01:11:43,971 Could you meet me at the hotel for a session? 735 01:11:43,995 --> 01:11:46,389 Like, I'm really stressed. Please. 736 01:11:46,693 --> 01:11:47,825 As soon as you can. 737 01:11:49,174 --> 01:11:50,480 Oh, you're an angel. 738 01:12:56,981 --> 01:12:57,982 Fuck. 739 01:13:03,944 --> 01:13:04,989 Shit. 740 01:13:27,403 --> 01:13:28,403 Hi. 741 01:13:32,277 --> 01:13:34,322 - Are you a prostitute? - Excuse me? 742 01:13:34,366 --> 01:13:36,194 Whatever he pays, I'll triple it. 743 01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:38,196 All you have to do is leave the door open 744 01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:39,371 a little when you leave. 745 01:13:39,763 --> 01:13:41,678 Listen, Precious... 746 01:13:42,113 --> 01:13:43,897 How in the fuck do you know my name? 747 01:13:43,941 --> 01:13:47,161 Get the fuck out of here before I tear your nuts off. 748 01:13:54,691 --> 01:13:55,866 Oh, shit. 749 01:14:01,393 --> 01:14:03,613 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 750 01:14:03,656 --> 01:14:05,223 Oh. Okay. 751 01:14:05,745 --> 01:14:07,486 How can I help you, sir? 752 01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:09,749 Uh, I'd like to rent a room, please. 753 01:14:09,793 --> 01:14:12,186 Ah, no, no, no, no. The whole motel is booked out, 754 01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:14,493 what with the geology conference in town. 755 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,148 - Geology conference? - Yeah. 756 01:14:17,191 --> 01:14:19,455 It's really a swinger's convention. 757 01:14:19,498 --> 01:14:21,674 I shit you not. I have a whole motel full 758 01:14:21,718 --> 01:14:25,635 of flabby sex people, just doing whatever they do. 759 01:14:25,678 --> 01:14:28,376 But, um, we do have one family unit available, 760 01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:30,161 but it's, uh, further down the road. 761 01:14:31,510 --> 01:14:33,512 - I'd prefer a room here. - Yeah. 762 01:14:33,556 --> 01:14:35,166 I bet you would prefer a room here. 763 01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:37,516 But as I already said, there are geologists 764 01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,387 in every room of the motel, bar none. 765 01:14:39,431 --> 01:14:41,564 The one that is available is a family unit 766 01:14:41,607 --> 01:14:42,913 some distance away. 767 01:14:42,956 --> 01:14:45,045 Now, would you like to rent said family unit? 768 01:14:45,089 --> 01:14:47,352 Or do you want to keep doing what we're doing here? 769 01:14:48,396 --> 01:14:51,269 - Maybe later. - Okay, maybe later. 770 01:14:51,791 --> 01:14:52,792 Bye now. 771 01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:12,725 Hey. 772 01:15:15,119 --> 01:15:16,120 Yes? 773 01:15:16,990 --> 01:15:21,081 I thought I might let you know there's a suspicious woman 774 01:15:21,125 --> 01:15:22,779 lingering by a car out there. 775 01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:25,564 A suspicious woman? 776 01:15:26,478 --> 01:15:29,176 Trust me. Yeah. She's legit. 777 01:15:31,048 --> 01:15:34,878 Okay. So, you're clearly some kind of sex freak. 778 01:15:35,618 --> 01:15:38,185 But I am intrigued, I'm not gonna lie. 779 01:15:38,838 --> 01:15:41,624 I'm serious. Incredible body. 780 01:15:42,538 --> 01:15:43,930 All right. Full disclosure, 781 01:15:43,974 --> 01:15:45,671 I'm gonna put all my cards on the table. 782 01:15:45,715 --> 01:15:48,761 I'm what's known in medical circles as a titty-holic. 783 01:15:48,805 --> 01:15:49,805 All right? 784 01:15:50,371 --> 01:15:52,306 So, naturally my next questionto you is does she, like... 785 01:15:52,330 --> 01:15:54,593 Let me stop you right there, and say that if this woman 786 01:15:54,637 --> 01:15:55,942 were shopping for bras, 787 01:15:55,986 --> 01:15:57,826 she'd be found in the area designated Double D. 788 01:16:02,209 --> 01:16:04,951 Okay, well, sir, I will just be right back. 789 01:16:04,995 --> 01:16:07,084 Give me a minute, I'll go and investigate. 790 01:16:07,127 --> 01:16:08,927 - -I'll get to the bottom of this. 791 01:16:09,173 --> 01:16:10,173 All right. 792 01:16:51,563 --> 01:16:54,087 Huh? How do you like that shit, 793 01:16:54,522 --> 01:16:56,394 you limp-dicked fuckface? 794 01:16:56,437 --> 01:16:58,614 Really get aggressive now. Really pull. 795 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,312 - Harder! - Fuck you. 796 01:18:25,483 --> 01:18:26,484 Use the red one. 797 01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:33,072 Come on. 798 01:19:33,116 --> 01:19:34,900 Oh. So, you like that, huh? 799 01:19:37,381 --> 01:19:38,512 What did I say? 800 01:19:39,339 --> 01:19:41,689 This is private business. Now, fuck off! 801 01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:45,345 Uh, listen, Precious, my fight isn't with you. 802 01:19:45,389 --> 01:19:46,738 Agree to disagree. 803 01:19:58,054 --> 01:19:59,620 Hold him tight for me, Precious. 804 01:20:03,015 --> 01:20:07,890 Now, you are going to die here. 805 01:20:10,980 --> 01:20:12,764 And I'm going to L.A. 806 01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:15,898 So, do have any little message for your mommy? 807 01:20:16,637 --> 01:20:17,943 Tell her I love her. 808 01:20:18,204 --> 01:20:20,772 I'm gonna specifically tell her 809 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:22,426 that you don't love her. 810 01:20:23,253 --> 01:20:24,645 Bastard! 811 01:20:37,615 --> 01:20:39,573 Get... 812 01:20:39,617 --> 01:20:41,662 ...fucking in! 813 01:20:47,146 --> 01:20:48,191 Oh, bugger. 814 01:20:48,234 --> 01:20:50,323 That was supposed to go in your ear. 815 01:20:51,107 --> 01:20:53,152 - Sorry about that. - Oh! 816 01:20:53,196 --> 01:20:55,633 Oh, no, no, no, no. Ah, shit. 817 01:20:59,028 --> 01:21:01,030 Hey. No, no, no, no. 818 01:21:02,031 --> 01:21:03,119 Hey! 819 01:21:04,033 --> 01:21:05,512 I think you killed him. 820 01:21:06,905 --> 01:21:08,951 You killed him, you big tonk twat. 821 01:21:08,994 --> 01:21:11,083 You just fuckin' squeezed the life clean out of him. 822 01:21:11,127 --> 01:21:12,171 I watched you. 823 01:21:18,830 --> 01:21:20,092 Do you know something? 824 01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:23,835 Sod this fuckin' sad-sack situation. 825 01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,532 I'm out of here like Vladimir. 826 01:21:27,143 --> 01:21:29,449 You are a cold-blooded psychopath. 827 01:21:30,842 --> 01:21:32,148 I'm a psychopath? 828 01:21:33,540 --> 01:21:36,456 You're a muscle-bound prozzie who gets lonely men 829 01:21:36,500 --> 01:21:38,763 into headlocks for cash! 830 01:21:38,806 --> 01:21:40,765 And let me tell you something else, sweetheart, 831 01:21:40,808 --> 01:21:42,941 there's been this invention called deodorant. 832 01:21:42,985 --> 01:21:45,465 You should try it sometime. All right? 833 01:21:47,511 --> 01:21:48,512 Jesus! 834 01:21:53,778 --> 01:21:55,388 Oh, fuck. 835 01:22:00,698 --> 01:22:02,047 What the fuck? 836 01:22:04,702 --> 01:22:05,921 Fuck. 837 01:22:16,583 --> 01:22:20,196 ♪ California, here I come ♪ 838 01:22:20,544 --> 01:22:23,764 ♪ Right back where we started from ♪ 839 01:22:23,808 --> 01:22:26,419 ♪ I got that California itch ♪ 840 01:22:26,463 --> 01:22:29,857 ♪ I'm gonna kill your momma and leave her in a ditch ♪ 841 01:22:29,901 --> 01:22:31,511 Yeah. 842 01:22:31,555 --> 01:22:34,297 ♪ Better go tell her Jethro's coming for her ♪ 843 01:22:38,257 --> 01:22:39,389 Yeah. 844 01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:44,718 I'm, like, an accessory to murder. 845 01:22:44,742 --> 01:22:47,397 This is... Oh, shit. 846 01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:52,402 This is, like, oh... It's, like, a life sentence. 847 01:22:58,756 --> 01:22:59,757 Hi. 848 01:24:57,657 --> 01:24:59,659 Listen very carefully, Norval. 849 01:25:00,530 --> 01:25:02,184 This is very important. 850 01:25:03,489 --> 01:25:05,796 So, it's vital that you listen carefully. 851 01:25:06,275 --> 01:25:07,493 Right? 852 01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:10,148 Your mother is a prostitute. 853 01:25:11,410 --> 01:25:15,545 That's how your father met her. He was a frequent flier. 854 01:25:18,243 --> 01:25:20,593 You think her name is Jacqueline. 855 01:25:21,290 --> 01:25:23,118 But her real name is Annie. 856 01:25:24,075 --> 01:25:25,207 I fucked her. 857 01:25:26,033 --> 01:25:29,167 I fucked her in an abandoned factory to be precise. 858 01:25:30,516 --> 01:25:32,170 But I lost my erection. 859 01:25:33,432 --> 01:25:35,173 Because from certain angles, 860 01:25:35,434 --> 01:25:37,828 she reminded me of Michael Heseltine. 861 01:25:40,918 --> 01:25:42,311 Michael Heseltine... 862 01:25:43,747 --> 01:25:44,835 if you're wondering... 863 01:25:46,793 --> 01:25:50,057 is a British politician from the 1980s. 864 01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:16,171 Arthur! 865 01:26:53,991 --> 01:26:57,647 Dear Son. It's me, your Dad. 866 01:26:58,430 --> 01:27:00,302 It's been a while, hasn't it? 867 01:27:00,998 --> 01:27:03,696 It's fair to say, I've not been the world's best father. 868 01:27:05,132 --> 01:27:06,960 In fact, if someone were to accuse me 869 01:27:07,004 --> 01:27:09,485 of being a shit excuse for one, well... 870 01:27:10,355 --> 01:27:12,836 I wouldn't have much of a defense, would I? 871 01:27:13,706 --> 01:27:16,361 But I want that to change. 872 01:27:18,798 --> 01:27:20,757 Maybe you'd rather shit a razor blade 873 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:23,020 than have your old man back in your life. 874 01:27:24,195 --> 01:27:27,851 But if not, here's where you can find me. 875 01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,204 I hope to see you soon, son. 876 01:27:34,597 --> 01:27:36,033 And I hope you can find it 877 01:27:36,076 --> 01:27:37,991 in your heart to forgive your old man. 878 01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:42,257 With love, always, your father. 879 01:28:31,218 --> 01:28:33,046 I have to tell you something. 880 01:28:37,355 --> 01:28:39,357 But I'm afraid it makes me sound 881 01:28:39,401 --> 01:28:40,663 like a bad person. 882 01:28:55,286 --> 01:28:57,723 I never let Mom get over you. 883 01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:11,128 Every man that came along, 884 01:29:12,390 --> 01:29:13,957 I drove them away. 885 01:29:20,964 --> 01:29:25,403 She had so many chances to be happy. 886 01:29:29,799 --> 01:29:31,453 And I never let her. 887 01:29:38,329 --> 01:29:40,331 I always thought you'd come back. 888 01:29:43,334 --> 01:29:45,728 And then we'd pick up where we left off. 889 01:29:56,478 --> 01:29:58,349 Why did you write to me? 890 01:30:09,491 --> 01:30:10,535 Dad? 891 01:30:13,756 --> 01:30:15,801 Why... why did you write to me? 892 01:35:14,883 --> 01:35:16,101 Fuck this shit!