1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:03,836 We can't surf the Gold Coast if you never learn to surf. 2 00:00:03,837 --> 00:00:07,048 Tomorrow I'm teaching you. We're doing this. 3 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,300 No, a day with a sub is a wasted day for my kids. 4 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:11,385 You're always talking about what lazy assholes 5 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:13,721 your kids are. Isn't every day a wasted day? 6 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,515 Our beauty vertical is expanding. 7 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,808 If you want to write, like, a makeup review 8 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,435 that takes down the patriarchy, be my guest. 9 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,020 Yeah. 10 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,897 - Mom, look, about Christmas. - I'm not going. 11 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:25,566 I'm not going, and... and that's it. 12 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:28,361 I consider you a friend, Amy. 13 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:30,404 [laughs] Your wife considers the person 14 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:31,781 with whom you are sleeping a friend. 15 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:34,450 And that makes you a chicken shit. 16 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,286 I've got to fix some things, so I'm going. 17 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,081 - To where? - Alaska. 18 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:46,004 [upbeat music] 19 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:49,465 How does Mom do this display? 20 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:52,301 I'll ask her next time she checks in from Antarctica. 21 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:56,264 - Alaska. - She's still in the States. 22 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,516 Not the continental ones. 23 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,977 - Oh. - We just ran out of mats. 24 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:03,771 How many people signed up for this class? 25 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:05,982 Um... 26 00:01:05,983 --> 00:01:07,066 30. 27 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,943 It's 25 max. 28 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,194 Maybe the app glitched. 29 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,487 We could just call the developers... 30 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,239 There's not time to call the... 31 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:17,368 Okay, the last five people that signed up get class vouchers. 32 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,246 - Okay, uh, where... where... - Top drawer in the folder. 33 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,499 New year, same Jules. 34 00:01:26,170 --> 00:01:28,629 She thinks I'm an idiot. 35 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,756 - You're fine. - Lacey just sucks. 36 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,133 [chuckles] 37 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,468 Next time she comes at one of us, you hold her down, 38 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,928 I'll strangle her with a sweat towel. 39 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,638 [laughs] 40 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,515 [chuckles] 41 00:01:39,516 --> 00:01:43,060 Hey, don't you have your thing at Matt's school? 42 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:46,397 Well, I can't leave you alone here. 43 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,107 I'll be okay. 44 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:49,942 It's just really bad timing. 45 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,486 Today's my deadline for this makeup review 46 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:55,448 that I have to bang out before I put my life on hold 47 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,576 to be the widow for these high schoolers. 48 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:01,662 It's nice that they're doing something to remember him. 49 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,831 Yeah, but they didn't know Matt. 50 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:07,001 They just saw him an hour a day. 51 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:10,755 - Well, do what you have to do. - I will handle things here. 52 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:14,217 Hey, I have vouchers. I'm so sorry about that. 53 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:16,219 Thanks for coming. 54 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:17,845 Wow. 55 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,640 Hi. 56 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:28,774 [knocking] 57 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,993 - Hey, Mom. - What's going on? 58 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,829 What's going on with you, Daniel? 59 00:02:43,830 --> 00:02:46,374 Today? 60 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,335 Um, surfing, lunch... [door closes] 61 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,796 I'm taking my bike up PCH. 62 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,423 No safety lectures, though. I got a helmet. 63 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:55,842 If I was gonna give you a lecture, 64 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:57,426 I'd start with letting your mother 65 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,427 spend the holidays alone. 66 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,595 But you had Aunt Cheryl 67 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,097 and Uncle Justin and all of our cousins... 68 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:04,601 - And on Christmas? - I had no sons. 69 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:10,273 Folks at Matthew's school put together an event for him, 70 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:14,235 to honor him, and I'd... I'd go, but Cheryl's in the hospital, 71 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,653 she's having a hip replacement, 72 00:03:15,654 --> 00:03:17,488 which you'd know if you'd come for Christmas. 73 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,408 And she'll be fine, but I just need to be there. 74 00:03:20,409 --> 00:03:21,951 I'm her sister. 75 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,245 And Matthew was your brother. 76 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,415 And you... you need to be there. 77 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:30,126 Mom, I'm finally getting to a place 78 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,919 where I don't think about Matt every day. 79 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,838 Oh, must be nice to have that choice. 80 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:36,132 You can get back to that tomorrow. 81 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,759 Today you are going to this. 82 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,136 What are you gonna do, ground me? 83 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,430 - You know what? - That's not a bad idea. 84 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,849 Taking your bike keys. You can pick these up after the event. 85 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:46,726 - Mom, come on, give me my... - You need to clean up 86 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,438 your little apartment... pretty messy. 87 00:03:59,907 --> 00:04:05,913 [light music] 88 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,794 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 89 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:16,380 [indistinct chatter] 90 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:18,592 [sighs] 91 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,846 Good to see you're at least pretending to work. 92 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:26,891 You drove 15 minutes out of your way 93 00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:28,976 to guilt-trip me at my coffee shop? 94 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,062 I also like the drinks here. 95 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,564 You missed your deadline again. 96 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:35,858 Marie has been circling my desk every hour to yell at me, 97 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:38,569 and so now I have to yell at you. 98 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:39,987 I'm sorry, okay? 99 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,781 Um, I'm still searching for the way in. 100 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,783 I'm... I'm thinking about a historical angle. 101 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:46,536 - It's makeup. - Stop overthinking it. 102 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:47,787 So you don't want it to be good? 103 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,413 You know what's better than good? 104 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,790 - Hmm? - Done. 105 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,252 Unicorn caramel mocha for Drew. 106 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,547 I need the piece, Leigh. 107 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,715 Go take your nasty drink back to your office. 108 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:02,635 You will have it in an hour... 90 minutes, tops. 109 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:08,267 [music continues] 110 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:27,244 [indistinct chatter] 111 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:33,000 Hey. 112 00:05:35,043 --> 00:05:38,880 Uh, is, um, Bobby coming? 113 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:42,383 - We don't have to talk. - We can just stick to emojis. 114 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:45,928 - Oh. Okay. - Leigh? Hi, I'm Nina. 115 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,305 - Oh, hi. - Matt told me 116 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:48,973 so much about you. 117 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:51,017 You must be Matt's brother. 118 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,978 Yeah, my mom couldn't make it. 119 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,439 So you put this together? 120 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,441 I had to, for Matt. 121 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:00,109 He meant so much to all of us. 122 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,820 [laughs] Okay. 123 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:06,240 I don't think he felt like he meant much to this place. 124 00:06:06,241 --> 00:06:08,576 He's always talking about how crazy the school made him. 125 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:11,120 - Danny. - That's what teachers do. 126 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,538 You should hear us in the faculty lounge. 127 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,831 This job can be a real grind. 128 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,833 [phone buzzing] 129 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,002 But even on his worst days, Matt gave it his all. 130 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,504 We were all so inspired by him. 131 00:06:19,505 --> 00:06:22,131 Where can I find the restroom? 132 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:25,427 - Down the hall, hang a right. - Just before the double doors. 133 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:34,519 Did you want anything? A coffee or a tea? 134 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,771 - Oh, no, I'm good. - Thank you, though. 135 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:38,524 Sure. 136 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:21,107 You wanted to see me? 137 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,360 - Hey, Tyler. - So, uh... 138 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:27,446 okay, so you spent three pages analyzing 139 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,073 the lake scene in which Mr. Darcy 140 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:32,076 takes off his wet shirt. 141 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,662 That never happened in Jane Austen's novel. 142 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,164 Colin Firth did it in the BBC miniseries. 143 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:40,294 - [laughs] - So you think this is funny? 144 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:45,173 Wrong "you're." Wrong "its." 145 00:07:45,174 --> 00:07:47,634 Run-on, passive voice... should I continue? 146 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,179 You have until Monday to actually read the book 147 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,097 and write me a new paper. 148 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:56,184 This weekend I'm taking my girlfriend to Disneyland... 149 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:59,854 - Oh, fine! - Fine! You get an F! 150 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:02,523 "Dare to Care," man. 151 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:05,818 I spent more time grading this than you spent writing it. 152 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,071 Monday. You're welcome. 153 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:23,794 [door opens] 154 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:26,423 [door closes] 155 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:42,439 [distant laughter] 156 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:49,987 [boy coughs] 157 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,490 [indistinct chatter] Hey. 158 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:55,577 Anybody see who parked that red SUV? 159 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,042 You guys wouldn't happen to know 160 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,669 where I can find some drugs? 161 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,129 Are you a narc? 162 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,549 You're related to Mr. Greer? 163 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:12,218 - He's my brother. - Was. 164 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,011 Sorry we're not at the event. 165 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,597 Look, we can't deal right now. 166 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,643 - So you're what? - Practicing self-care? 167 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,981 You gonna share? 168 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:56,096 [indistinct chatter] 169 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:07,773 Okay, so countless possible worlds exist in the multiverse. 170 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,442 Only rare beings called Planeswalkers 171 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,860 can traverse dimensions. 172 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,320 Well, that's kind of awesome. 173 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:13,779 - I know. - All right. 174 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:15,615 - Hey, there. - Hey. 175 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,366 - What are you guys up to? - Oh, you know, 176 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,328 just engaging in cosmic combat. You? 177 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,830 I'm collecting for Harvey's retirement present. 178 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,874 - Oh, right. - $100 gift card 179 00:10:24,875 --> 00:10:26,292 to Pickwick Gardens. 180 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,044 Oh, Jesus. 181 00:10:28,045 --> 00:10:29,962 When I retire, please do better. 182 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,673 Hey. 183 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,134 That's really nice of you. 184 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,512 - Oh, no. - I'm gonna kick his ass. 185 00:10:37,513 --> 00:10:39,889 - [laughs] - Sorry. 186 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,767 Have fun. 187 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,232 - All right. - So these are Creature cards. 188 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:51,359 And then that's a Land card. 189 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,945 You use that to bring your opponent's score 190 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,780 from 20 to zero. 191 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,573 I'm hoping for a good turnout, 192 00:10:57,574 --> 00:11:01,369 but it's voluntary, and we're talking about teenagers, so... 193 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,663 It's right here. 194 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,114 [door opens] 195 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,907 Hey, doing Harvey's gift and cake. 196 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,993 - Oh, good. - [door closes] 197 00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:45,413 - What is that? - Wow. 198 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:48,332 - You have a secret talent. - Well, secret, yes. 199 00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:49,458 Talent, no. 200 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,169 Hey, how... how's it going year two? 201 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:53,045 I mean, I hear the kids really like you. 202 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,840 I just want to reach 'em, you know? 203 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,925 Really connect. 204 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,178 Like you, at lunch. 205 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:02,013 That was penance. 206 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,265 Penance for earlier sins... I don't know. 207 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,435 Yeah, I lost it on a kid earlier today. 208 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:09,645 Not a good look. I think I scared him. 209 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,606 Tyler wasn't that scared. 210 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,274 I have him fourth period. 211 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,277 He was telling people your panties were on too tight. 212 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,154 Why do we do this, again? 213 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,614 [sighs] The money, 214 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:22,450 the cars, the clothes, the hos. 215 00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:25,161 [laughs] You know, in senior year, 216 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,914 my English teacher taught me how to read. 217 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,707 - Never too late. - Good for you. 218 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:31,292 - Oh, God, no. - It was like one of the three 219 00:12:31,293 --> 00:12:32,793 or four things that I remember from high school. 220 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:36,506 Falling in love with "Crime and Punishment." 221 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:39,426 The words weren't just words. The characters were alive. 222 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,263 History 125A at Berkeley. 223 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,349 I wish I could teach that kind of stuff. 224 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:49,268 Like I'm up here talking about the Battle of Bunker Hill, 225 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:54,148 and the kids think history's about dead people in wigs. 226 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,651 I should be talking about Watts, 227 00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:59,237 the L.A. riots, you know what I mean? 228 00:12:59,238 --> 00:13:01,697 Yeah. Look, you can't ditch the curriculum. 229 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,866 But... but you can do other things. 230 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,744 You can put posters on the wall to make them ask questions. 231 00:13:06,745 --> 00:13:09,664 You can... you can make your tests insanely hard 232 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,290 so they have to do the extra credit 233 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,875 and learn about the other stuff. 234 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,086 Yeah, those are good ideas. 235 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:16,504 Ready for cake? 236 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,840 - [groans] - It's not hard, it's cake. 237 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,508 Okay, you're right. 238 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:22,718 - Lemon. - Yo, what? 239 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,512 - Yeah, it's delicious... - It's his favorite. 240 00:13:24,513 --> 00:13:25,888 - Come on. - No, you're right. 241 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,307 [door opens] 242 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:42,530 [school bell rings] 243 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,116 Matt and I used to smoke together. 244 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:48,119 - No way. - Mr. Greer was so uptight. 245 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:50,329 He was always, like, clenching. 246 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:52,331 He must've been so boring when he was high. 247 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,626 - No, he was hilarious. - Like how? 248 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:58,379 So Matt did Model UN in high school, right? 249 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,131 And this one time he got stoned 250 00:14:00,132 --> 00:14:02,049 the morning before a conference. 251 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:04,886 He put his suit on and went to represent 252 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,555 Liechtenstein in the UN General Assembly. 253 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:10,474 - What's Liechtenstein? - It's a city, dumbass. 254 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:12,977 [laughs] It's a country. 255 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:15,271 It's about the size of Glendale, but way less people. 256 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:18,149 Y-you guys really need to go to class more. 257 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:21,235 Anyway, Matt was out of his mind. 258 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,446 And he gets up in front of, like, a thousand people 259 00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,489 and goes on this epic rant. 260 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,825 I mean, "Liechtenstein has acquired nukes." 261 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:31,037 We are tired of being a little bitch of a country!" 262 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,122 [laughter] He said that? 263 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,957 Then he grabs the gavel from the Secretary-General 264 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,125 and starts banging it. 265 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,169 He's like, "The Principality" 266 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,713 "of Liechtenstein demands respect. 267 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,424 Respect! We will not be your bitch!" 268 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:47,136 And he couldn't stop saying it. People were losing their minds. 269 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,680 - No way. - [laughter] 270 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,767 That's the real Matt. 271 00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,645 Mr. Greer was actually cool. 272 00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:03,111 [indistinct chatter] 273 00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,120 Mr. Greer told the corniest jokes. 274 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,915 Like, dad jokes. 275 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:28,094 Uh, thank you all for coming. 276 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,346 This is quite a turnout. 277 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:34,350 First I want to give it up for Kayla, Austin, and Bree. 278 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,435 The mural is amazing. 279 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,565 [cheers and applause] 280 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:46,863 It's been six months since Mr. Greer's passing, 281 00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:50,825 and we've had some time to process our feelings. 282 00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,785 I thought, with the mural done, 283 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,496 this would be a good opportunity for us to share 284 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,584 thoughts or memories. 285 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,297 Anyone have something they'd like to contribute? 286 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,510 Okay, Olivia. 287 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,267 We had to read "Crime and Punishment" 288 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,643 for Mr. Greer's class. 289 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,146 That shit was emo as hell. 290 00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,397 [laughter] 291 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,524 Sorry, Ms. Copeland. 292 00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:27,904 Anyway, he said if we were bored after 100 pages, 293 00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:30,448 we could study Kendrick Lamar. 294 00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:35,411 I was like, "Okay, weird, but whatever, that's cool." 295 00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:40,082 After 100 pages, I still liked the book. 296 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,711 We never got to study Kendrick Lamar. 297 00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:47,382 But I'm gonna play a song for Mr. Greer. 298 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:58,602 [soft guitar music] 299 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,649 - So how was work today? - Change anyone's life? 300 00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,150 [groans] I'm lucky if they 301 00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,735 change their shirts. 302 00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,738 Well, did you change anyone's shirt today? 303 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,406 Come on, it's Friday. 304 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,451 Let's just enjoy this cheap-ass wine and this delicious... 305 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,287 Trader Joe's Vegan Soy Chorizo. 306 00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,958 - Vegan Soy Chorizo. - [laughs] 307 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,709 - [sighs] - Come on. 308 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,711 One... one good thing. 309 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,006 Um... 310 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,427 I had lunch with a kid today. 311 00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,096 Um, total weirdo... in a good way. 312 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,139 The kind who'll grow up to a be a pretty cool adult. 313 00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,766 - In five years. - Ten. 314 00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,309 Once he learns personal boundaries. 315 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,103 [laughs] 316 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,022 I think you're really good with kids. 317 00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,900 You'd really want a little Leigh? 318 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,361 I'd prefer a mini Matt. 319 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,530 Ah. 320 00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:55,408 Well, things... 321 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:58,703 haven't changed for me. 322 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,163 I don't know how to be a dad. 323 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,124 No one does. 324 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,626 Anyway, we have time. I'm just... 325 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:10,465 wondering if it will ever be a possibility. 326 00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,721 Honestly, I don't know. 327 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:19,016 That's okay. 328 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,648 Sorry, I have to... 329 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,776 So what's your weirdo's name? 330 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,945 - Barnaby. - Whoa. 331 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,406 [laughs] Oh, my God. 332 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,618 Kids' names these days. 333 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:41,537 Huxley, Delilah, Talulah... 334 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,707 [laughing] Uh, Django. 335 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,792 - No. - Gulliver. 336 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,628 - Namaste. - Stop it. 337 00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:51,422 Namaste is in my third-period honors class. 338 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,758 [laughing] Both of her parents are lawyers. 339 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,593 Oh, my... if we... if we had a kid, 340 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,887 we would have to come up with some ridiculous name. 341 00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,847 Hmm... 342 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,516 Like... 343 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:03,142 like Pickle. 344 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,020 - Pickle? - [laughing] 345 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:10,191 She would be an astronaut and a Supreme Court justice. 346 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,194 Oh, God, our nonexistent kid is a genius. 347 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,488 Obviously. 348 00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,615 Pickle Greer? 349 00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,408 [laughing] 350 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:22,245 God. Poor kid. 351 00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,747 [laughing] 352 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,335 So, if you didn't want to be here, why come at all? 353 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,128 My mom made me. 354 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,798 [snorts] So that never ends. 355 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:36,384 Most days I do what I want. 356 00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:40,137 Ride my motorcycle, I surf. 357 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,723 I mean, that's why I quit my job, so I could have six months 358 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,058 where my life was mine. 359 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:47,186 - You quit your job? - In this economy? 360 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,313 Sounds like you're having a midlife crisis. 361 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,482 - My dad is, too. - I'm not... 362 00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,609 Whatever. You guys are babies, 363 00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,445 so I really don't care what you think. 364 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,491 - Dare to care. - What did you say? 365 00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:04,912 You have to dare to care, man. Your brother said it. 366 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,206 Hey, don't quote Matt at me. 367 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,750 Mr. Greer was grouchy a lot, 368 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,753 but at least he cared about us. 369 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,590 Cared about... Matt didn't even like you. 370 00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,133 You guys drove him crazy. 371 00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:21,179 All he ever did was talk about how much he hated this place. 372 00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,265 Nice. 373 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:43,327 [sighs] 374 00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:48,164 [soft chatter] 375 00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:51,960 Guys, Mr. Greer's wife is here with us today. 376 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,672 Would you like to say a few words? 377 00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,553 Okay. 378 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,733 When your husband dies... 379 00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,777 Sorry, none of you have husbands. 380 00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:19,654 Um... [chuckles] 381 00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,031 Okay, when you... 382 00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:25,826 when you lose someone, it's... 383 00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,829 there's a-a hole 384 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,793 in your life where the person was. 385 00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:42,760 I thought I knew what today was going to be, that I... 386 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:45,179 that I would come here and explain to you all 387 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:48,808 how amazing my husband was. 388 00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:51,477 But you already knew that. 389 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:55,147 The hole wasn't just in my life. 390 00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:58,819 It was here, too. 391 00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:06,033 I just hope that Matt 392 00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:09,413 knew how much he meant to all of you. 393 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:18,338 I'm sorry for your loss. 394 00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,354 Thank you. 395 00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:09,598 [car horn honking] 396 00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:13,185 Come on! 397 00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:29,659 [door opens, closes] 398 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:33,204 Do you know what "Eisner" means? 399 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:36,749 It's an award for comics. 400 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,253 Why? 401 00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,802 [chuckles] 402 00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:50,264 I never noticed that before. 403 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:12,995 He always wanted to surf the Gold Coast. 404 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,457 So these were all things Matt wanted? 405 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:29,928 Does that say, "Pickle"? 406 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:42,773 - Thank you again. - Um... 407 00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:45,736 I should get going. 408 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,963 [sobbing] 409 00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:22,021 [phone buzzing] 410 00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:26,317 [sobbing] 411 00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,194 [breathing heavily] Drew. 412 00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:30,238 - You're not gonna believe... - No, no, no. 413 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,822 I-I-I don't want to hear it, Leigh. 414 00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,033 - You're out of excuses. - No, Drew, I... 415 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:37,078 Whatever you have, just send it now. 416 00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,997 Fine. 417 00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:45,711 [sighing] 418 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,715 [sobbing] 419 00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:53,636 Okay. 420 00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:56,597 Eyeliner, let's do this. 421 00:25:56,598 --> 00:26:01,060 Let's talk about why we spend 422 00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:04,063 all this time putting crap on our eyelids. 423 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,649 People have been doing it since Mesopotamia, 424 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:09,735 and my question is why? 425 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:13,865 Why are we trying to be okay 426 00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:16,492 and normal on the outside 427 00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:19,287 when there is a nuclear holocaust 428 00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:21,497 happening on the inside? 429 00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:24,501 [laughs] 430 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:32,176 I mean, I guess it's because if we try hard enough... 431 00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:37,305 we can believe our own lies. 432 00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,308 I know I did. 433 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,019 I believed my own face. 434 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,522 And I used... 435 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:52,153 Hey Lady Waterpoof Liquid Eyeliner 436 00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:55,573 by Headturner's Cosmetics, in case you were wondering. 437 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:59,744 It's great for work, for weekend brunch, 438 00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:04,498 for date night or for those days when a hole 439 00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:07,210 in the universe opens up where your husband used to be 440 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:11,005 and you find yourself on the floor of a public restroom, 441 00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,216 and it just doesn't come off, 442 00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,928 no matter how much you cry. 443 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,558 There are definitely hundreds of diseases 444 00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:25,645 now living on my face. 445 00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:29,233 But my face... 446 00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:34,570 Thanks to this stupid eyeliner, 447 00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:38,534 looks just like it did when I left the house this morning. 448 00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:45,582 When, like an idiot... 449 00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:51,796 I still believed that the worst of this nightmare... 450 00:27:51,797 --> 00:27:55,217 [breathing shakily] Was over. 451 00:28:14,611 --> 00:28:17,446 - What's going on with Leigh? - She's falling apart. 452 00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:19,198 And the studio is falling apart. 453 00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:22,285 It's making me fall apart, quite literally. 454 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,078 Why would I want to be out in the world 455 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,746 with people who are having fun? 456 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,665 I won't take you anyplace fun. 457 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,584 I promise. 458 00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:32,712 I thought you just lived at home and worked for your mom, 459 00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:36,632 did whatever you want and basically had no problems. 460 00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:38,593 I have problems. 461 00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:40,803 With us being friends... 462 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:43,806 it's like I don't know... you're gonna find another Matt. 463 00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:45,975 Where does that leave me? 464 00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:47,643 You're gonna have this whole new life 465 00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:49,646 that doesn't include me.