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Hey, stepson. Oh, hey, what's up, mom?
Nothing. I'm getting to work. I'm a

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little late.

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It's supposed to be there at 9, but...
Oh, yeah, you should be gone. Yeah, I

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know. I wanted to know, would it be okay
if Victor came through? We're going to

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play some video games. Yeah, of course.
I'm working with his mom, so I'll just

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tell her to pick him up here. Oh,
awesome. Cool. Oh, before I forgot, did

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schedule that physical?

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I mean, I feel fine. I don't know why I
have to go hate doctors.

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Nobody really likes doctors, but we have
to go to them, right?

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Do I have to? Yes, you do.

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Fine.

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I'll do it. Okay.

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See you later.

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Later, Mom.

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Dude, I am going to wreck your ass so
hard I'm going to fucking use your colon

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like a fucking hat.

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So, how was the doctor?

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It was good. Great.

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Yeah. You hate the doctor. How was it
good?

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It was a little cooler.

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Yeah. It was a chill doctor.

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What kind of tests did they do?

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You know, the usual. Mouth drop.

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Yeah. You know, better than I did.

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Reflected. Breathe.

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That stuff, you know. Yeah. You didn't
go.

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No, totally. No, you didn't go. I know
you're fucking lying to me.

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Totally went.

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Yeah. No, you didn't. Good time.

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You're a horrible liar.

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Fuck.

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You're a horrible liar. Yeah.

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Whatever. I'll call him tomorrow.

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No. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

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No, there's no tomorrow.

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There's no tomorrow? We're doing this
checkup now.

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Now? Yeah.

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We're both qualified to do it. And we're
not letting this go another day because

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this is ridiculous. You had one job
today.

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And you couldn't do it. You could have
had the doctor do it, but now your mom

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has to do it. Yeah. It's a great idea.

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Totally good idea, Mom. I respect the
initiative, but... You had one job, and

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you couldn't do it. So guess what? Now
it's my way.

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And now I'm going to do it.

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Whatever.

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It'll be quick.

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It'll be... You know, she'll check our
breathing. Knock it out. She'll check

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heart rate.

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All right, sit up.

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I need you to take deep breaths.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Again.

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Now cough.

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A little harder, please.

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Okay, good.

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I need to check out.

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Okay, honey. I need to check your
breathing, okay?

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Alright. Alright, take a deep breath in.

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Good. Take a deep breath in.

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Good.

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All right. Take a deep breath in.

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All right. Give me a good cough.

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Good. Your lungs sound healthy.

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All right. We done now?

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No. Not over yet. All right. So now I'm
going to test your reflexes.

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All right, how did that feel?

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It felt like you hitting me in the knee,
but, you know, I guess we're all good

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now, right? We're done?

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No, we're not.

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Okay, so now I'm going to check your
reflexes.

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Okay.

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Good.

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Good.

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Can you see this one?

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Good. Ouch.

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That didn't hurt.

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We don't know? No.

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All right, so now I'm going to check
your blood pressure, okay?

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Okay.

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Alright, now last test.

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I hate this one.

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Open up and say ah, okay?

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Ah. What?

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Ah.

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Okay, everything's fine back here, but
you need to floss better.

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Whatever. Okay, so now I have to check
your reflex for your tongue.

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Okay, open wide.

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Ah.

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Good.

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That wasn't that bad.

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Yeah, not that bad.

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Ah. All right. Okay, we're done. No.

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Unfortunately, the next part, you're
going to have to see their penis.

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What?

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Yeah. No, I'm not okay with that. No,
no, no, no. We've got to make sure it's

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healthy. Come on.

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Well, we can swap.

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I don't know. We can switch.

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Does that make it a little less weird? A
little less weird?

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Yeah. Just get the shit done, dude.

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Okay, so now I gotta unbutton these.

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Okay.

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Okay, looks healthy.

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Alright.

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You have any pain anywhere?

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No. Can we put it away now?

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No.

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Alright, give me a good cough.

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Good.

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Does that feel fine? Nothing hurts?

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Yeah, everything's fine.

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Okay.

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Cough for me?

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That doesn't hurt?

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No. Okay.

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Wow. Not sure about taking your time.

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We have to inspect every part of you.
Yeah, make sure it's healthy.

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I think it's pretty healthy.

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I inspect it pretty much three times
every night.

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Me too, man.

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I know, I wash your clothes.

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How's your exam going?

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Good. So, we still have to collect the
specimen, though, right?

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Yeah, how's the exam going, though?

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Good. Good? Okay, yeah. This is fully
functional.

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Okay, good.

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Yeah, so is your son's.

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Okay, so...

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How about I take the specimen from your
thumb, and you'll take the specimen from

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my thumb?

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Okay. Yeah, let's do that. That'd be
weird, you know? Yeah.

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Okay.

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Oh, we're going to milk you.

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What? Milk?

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Yeah. Yeah, we have to drain it, so...
We have to drain it off so that we can

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get a sample and take them to the lab.

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I've never heard that before.

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Just take a seat. It's going to be fine.
Just sit down.

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Okay. You asked me a question.

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Yeah, yeah. That's awesome.

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Is this one of those procedures that
gets done for every physical once you

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that age?

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No. No.

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This is the standard procedure. It looks
very healthy.

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How's it going?

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Good. Is he healthy?

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Yeah. Good.

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How about yours?

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Yes, very healthy. Yeah?

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Can't wait to milk him.

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We're just going to make sure we get all
the milk out, okay?

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Okay. You're not milking a whole bunch
of guys at work, are you?

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I'm not sure whether it's any of your
business.

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All right, doctor, patient confidence,
shall we?

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Are you

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comfortable?

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Yeah, I'm comfortable.

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Everything feels perfect.

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You have to get this once a year, okay?

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Once a year, alright.

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We were putting it off.

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Now you see what you were missing?

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Yeah.

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You might come back every six months
then.

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Check up every two weeks.

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Does it usually take you a long time to
do this?

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No, not really.

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It's much more physical than I was
expecting.

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Yeah, they trained us for this in
medical school.

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Oh, jeez. So professional.

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Yeah, we're specially trained.

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Okay.

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Your mom's very good at her job.

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No.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, shit.

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Oh,

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fuck.

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Is it a hand? No?

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Yeah?

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There's different techniques to it.

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Oh really?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, now we have an alternate form of
milking.

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How

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do

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you propose I'm doing that if not
through this?

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We have our methods.

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We have another idea.

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Okay, see ya.

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Dude, I can see your mom's boobs.

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Dude, I can see your mom's boobs.

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Oh my god.

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Your mom's got a nice ass.

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Dude, look at your mom's ass.

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Oh my

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god.

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Should we get back to our milking?

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Should

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we

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start the next phase?

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What's the next thing?

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Here. Don't worry about that.

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Come behind me.

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I need you to put your penis in my
pussy.

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Okay.

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Okay, I know you're going to be like,
what if my phone comes in here?

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Your pussy gets really wet when you have
your dick in your mouth.

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Oh, crap!

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Yeah, but you won't fucking look

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She's really good.

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Don't think that this was my idea.

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My mom's looking at me.

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Do it bro.

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Yeah. Oh.

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My pussy.

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Shut up.

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I thought you had to go to the doctor.

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We're going to have to do another
physical, I guess.

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Again?

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Again. Oh, Jesus.

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That's fine.

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You know what? Whatever.

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It's not so bad getting our physicals.
It wasn't a bad physical, was it? No.

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We're going to send him off for results.

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Yeah.

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Thanks,

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Mom. You're welcome.

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I always know best.