1 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:33,329 (ominous music) 2 00:00:53,516 --> 00:00:56,519 (dramatic piano chord) 3 00:01:05,570 --> 00:01:06,821 (upbeat piano music) 4 00:01:06,821 --> 00:01:11,826 ♪ My love for you is equal to a worn out shoe ♪ 5 00:01:12,868 --> 00:01:14,412 Mm. 6 00:01:14,412 --> 00:01:15,204 Nah. 7 00:01:23,129 --> 00:01:25,798 ♪ A big cow moo ♪ 8 00:01:27,300 --> 00:01:28,134 Uh-uh. 9 00:01:30,011 --> 00:01:34,181 ♪ Some undefinable gunky goo ♪ 10 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:35,641 Yeah. 11 00:01:37,476 --> 00:01:39,061 Mm, nope. 12 00:01:41,397 --> 00:01:43,733 (squeaking) 13 00:01:45,026 --> 00:01:47,486 ♪ My love for you is equal to ♪ 14 00:01:47,486 --> 00:01:48,321 (phone ringing) 15 00:01:48,321 --> 00:01:50,740 ♪ Day old stew ♪ 16 00:01:50,740 --> 00:01:52,408 - Del, are you okay? 17 00:01:52,408 --> 00:01:54,076 - Oh, Didi, it's you. 18 00:01:54,076 --> 00:01:57,413 Sorry, but I'm having trouble with my new song. 19 00:01:57,413 --> 00:01:59,915 How's my little snuggle bunny? 20 00:01:59,915 --> 00:02:03,878 Are we getting together tonight, my little love muffin? 21 00:02:03,878 --> 00:02:06,756 - Del, please be serious. 22 00:02:06,756 --> 00:02:08,716 You've gotta sell your songs to Mr. Mega 23 00:02:08,716 --> 00:02:10,760 or we'll never get together. 24 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,928 In fact, he's here now to-- 25 00:02:12,928 --> 00:02:15,306 - Come on, my little minuet. 26 00:02:15,306 --> 00:02:19,226 I know you love it when I bite your little earsy wearsies. 27 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:20,394 - So. 28 00:02:20,394 --> 00:02:23,356 - And you've got the cutest little earsy wearsies 29 00:02:23,356 --> 00:02:24,398 I know. (buzzing) 30 00:02:24,398 --> 00:02:28,778 - And you've got the cutest little buns in the business. 31 00:02:28,778 --> 00:02:31,656 - And you've got the cutest little... 32 00:02:31,656 --> 00:02:32,531 (whizzing) 33 00:02:32,531 --> 00:02:36,243 - Hello, Mr. Romance-in-the-Pants. 34 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:39,038 If you want to live in hearts and flowers land 35 00:02:39,038 --> 00:02:41,374 with your sweet bunny muffin, 36 00:02:41,374 --> 00:02:44,794 then why don't you bring all your brilliant new tunes 37 00:02:44,794 --> 00:02:46,337 over today or maybe yet-- 38 00:02:46,337 --> 00:02:50,716 - Great, Mr. Mega, I'm working on a real hot tune now. 39 00:02:50,716 --> 00:02:54,303 It's a fabuloso, fave, classic, 40 00:02:54,303 --> 00:02:57,848 hot number one with a bullet, top-ten, killer, 41 00:02:57,848 --> 00:03:01,727 ground breaker, hit smasharoo chart buster. 42 00:03:01,727 --> 00:03:04,689 I just need one more line. 43 00:03:05,648 --> 00:03:09,068 - Try the unemployment line. 44 00:03:09,068 --> 00:03:12,863 Listen, Del, you've got 47 minutes 45 00:03:12,863 --> 00:03:15,449 to deliver your nothing-burger hit. 46 00:03:15,449 --> 00:03:18,327 - Wait, Mr. Mega, listen to this. 47 00:03:19,412 --> 00:03:21,914 (upbeat piano music) 48 00:03:21,914 --> 00:03:25,376 - Yeah, you listen to this. 49 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:28,087 (buzzing) 50 00:03:28,087 --> 00:03:32,466 - Call for you on line number 726, it's Mrs. Mega. 51 00:03:32,466 --> 00:03:36,429 - Don't try coming home late again tonight, tweezer-brows. 52 00:03:37,847 --> 00:03:40,057 - Yes, my little puppy paws. 53 00:03:40,057 --> 00:03:43,561 - And don't forget the milk, lint-breath! 54 00:03:43,561 --> 00:03:45,855 - Yes, my little poodle pet. 55 00:03:45,855 --> 00:03:48,691 (dial tone humming) 56 00:03:48,691 --> 00:03:49,692 (buzzing) 57 00:03:49,692 --> 00:03:51,861 - Do you suppose you could forget 58 00:03:51,861 --> 00:03:54,196 about Mr. Wunderbar long enough 59 00:03:54,196 --> 00:03:57,908 to put in a few seconds of secretarial duty? 60 00:03:57,908 --> 00:03:59,118 - Yes, Mr. Mega. 61 00:04:02,371 --> 00:04:05,124 C sharp. 62 00:04:05,124 --> 00:04:06,459 B flat. 63 00:04:07,626 --> 00:04:09,587 Oh, why did I ever leave home? 64 00:04:10,546 --> 00:04:13,924 - [Del] 47 minutes, 47 minutes, 47 minutes, 65 00:04:13,924 --> 00:04:17,887 47 minutes, 47 minutes, 47 minutes. 66 00:04:17,887 --> 00:04:19,263 (upbeat piano music) 67 00:04:19,263 --> 00:04:23,476 ♪ My love for you is equal to ♪ 68 00:04:23,476 --> 00:04:26,270 ♪ My love for you is equal to ♪ 69 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:29,523 47 minutes, 47 minutes, 47 minutes, 70 00:04:29,523 --> 00:04:32,985 47 minutes, 47 minutes, 46 minutes, ah! 71 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,363 ♪ A dog on ludes ♪ 72 00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:39,283 ♪ A shopper rude ♪ 73 00:04:39,283 --> 00:04:42,369 ♪ A dime-store dude ♪ 74 00:04:42,369 --> 00:04:46,624 (door slams) (engine cranking) 75 00:04:46,624 --> 00:04:49,460 (tires squealing) 76 00:04:56,091 --> 00:04:58,928 ♪ A fight with food ♪ 77 00:04:58,928 --> 00:05:01,722 ♪ A gal named Sude ♪ 78 00:05:01,722 --> 00:05:04,642 ♪ Oh, oo-oo-oo-ood ♪ 79 00:05:06,101 --> 00:05:07,937 I can write a hit. 80 00:05:07,937 --> 00:05:12,024 - You dunderhead, you couldn't write yourself 81 00:05:12,024 --> 00:05:14,276 out of a wet paper bag. 82 00:05:14,276 --> 00:05:18,572 - I can too write myself out of a wet paper bag. 83 00:05:18,572 --> 00:05:20,950 - The only contribution you'll ever make 84 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:25,454 to the music industry is by dying young. 85 00:05:25,454 --> 00:05:28,499 - Oh, yeah, I'll show you. 86 00:05:28,499 --> 00:05:33,504 - You tuneless twit, what does Didi see in you? 87 00:05:34,046 --> 00:05:37,508 - Didi loves me, Didi and I are... 88 00:05:37,508 --> 00:05:38,634 Yipes. 89 00:05:38,634 --> 00:05:42,137 (engine rumbling) 90 00:05:42,137 --> 00:05:44,473 (squealing) 91 00:05:48,435 --> 00:05:51,188 (engine revving) 92 00:05:57,236 --> 00:06:00,489 Phew, I made it. 93 00:06:00,489 --> 00:06:01,574 I'm safe now! 94 00:06:08,873 --> 00:06:09,790 What's going on? 95 00:06:11,834 --> 00:06:12,751 Where am I? 96 00:06:23,637 --> 00:06:26,223 This is strange. 97 00:06:26,223 --> 00:06:28,392 (chiming) 98 00:06:30,352 --> 00:06:32,771 (applauding) 99 00:06:35,190 --> 00:06:37,943 (sirens wailing) 100 00:06:40,821 --> 00:06:41,655 - [Elvis] Thank you very much. 101 00:06:41,655 --> 00:06:43,073 I love you, baby. 102 00:06:44,867 --> 00:06:45,784 - What now? 103 00:06:47,077 --> 00:06:49,413 (squishing) 104 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:54,877 (pops) 105 00:07:03,385 --> 00:07:05,721 (squeaking) 106 00:07:09,934 --> 00:07:11,894 - Lost? 107 00:07:11,894 --> 00:07:15,648 - No, I just don't know where I am. 108 00:07:15,648 --> 00:07:17,358 - [Mayor] Well, son. 109 00:07:17,358 --> 00:07:21,862 ♪ Round the last corner of highway 11 ♪ 110 00:07:21,862 --> 00:07:26,867 ♪ ls a town so cozy, it's close to heaven ♪ 111 00:07:27,326 --> 00:07:32,331 ♪ Keep looking, you're almost there ♪ 112 00:07:35,834 --> 00:07:40,589 ♪ Past gentle valleys where cool breezes blow ♪ 113 00:07:40,589 --> 00:07:45,511 ♪ You'll find rosy gardens where happiness grows ♪ 114 00:07:45,511 --> 00:07:50,516 ♪ Happiness everywhere ♪ 115 00:07:53,227 --> 00:07:58,232 ♪ Believe me, I've been around ♪ 116 00:08:01,652 --> 00:08:06,657 ♪ But in Flooby Nooby, I finally settled down ♪ 117 00:08:11,328 --> 00:08:13,247 ♪ Lazy rivers, relax a while ♪ 118 00:08:13,247 --> 00:08:15,290 ♪ The weeping willow cracks a smile ♪ 119 00:08:15,290 --> 00:08:17,084 ♪ Up our mountains see our gamboling sheep ♪ 120 00:08:17,084 --> 00:08:19,294 ♪ Our leaning tower of pizza's open all week ♪ 121 00:08:19,294 --> 00:08:21,213 ♪ Mailmen back flip down the street ♪ 122 00:08:21,213 --> 00:08:23,257 ♪ Delivering letters with their feet ♪ 123 00:08:23,257 --> 00:08:25,300 ♪ Trees jump rope, clouds sing along ♪ 124 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:27,261 ♪ Rush hour's only a second long ♪ 125 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:29,304 ♪ Floor and the ceiling are dying to date ♪ 126 00:08:29,304 --> 00:08:31,015 ♪ Mother wall says they'll have to wait ♪ 127 00:08:31,015 --> 00:08:33,142 ♪ Dishes scrub folks, spuds mash themselves ♪ 128 00:08:33,142 --> 00:08:35,477 ♪ Beans are swinging on a kitchen shelf ♪ 129 00:08:35,477 --> 00:08:39,023 ♪ In Flooby Nooby, in Flooby Nooby ♪ 130 00:08:39,023 --> 00:08:41,483 (whistling) 131 00:08:41,483 --> 00:08:43,318 ♪ Rooty-tooty 'bout Flooby Nooby ♪ 132 00:08:43,318 --> 00:08:45,154 ♪ Cars and trucks love to tap ♪ 133 00:08:45,154 --> 00:08:47,156 ♪ Parking meters take a nap ♪ 134 00:08:47,156 --> 00:08:49,199 ♪ Buildings give a lift, tunnels scream ♪ 135 00:08:49,199 --> 00:08:51,410 ♪ Bertha shakes the streets, keeps them clean ♪ 136 00:08:51,410 --> 00:08:53,037 ♪ Mattress flips you out of bed ♪ 137 00:08:53,037 --> 00:08:55,289 ♪ Land in your clothes, hat flies on your head ♪ 138 00:08:55,289 --> 00:08:57,041 ♪ Folks fly flapjacks, kites ride trikes ♪ 139 00:08:57,041 --> 00:08:59,418 ♪ Pillows sing you to sleep at night ♪ 140 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:01,295 ♪ Rainbows shimmy and chase you down ♪ 141 00:09:01,295 --> 00:09:03,255 ♪ Fireplugs like to joke and clown ♪ 142 00:09:03,255 --> 00:09:05,007 ♪ Gus won't cuss, Claire won't swear ♪ 143 00:09:05,007 --> 00:09:07,509 ♪ Got smiles so big, we have to share ♪ 144 00:09:07,509 --> 00:09:12,514 ♪ In Flooby Nooby, in Flooby Nooby ♪ 145 00:09:13,307 --> 00:09:15,350 ♪ We're rooty-tooty 'bout Flooby Nooby ♪ 146 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:17,227 ♪ Mirrors flatter, go on and stare ♪ 147 00:09:17,227 --> 00:09:19,104 ♪ Ben the barber has a way with hair ♪ 148 00:09:19,104 --> 00:09:21,190 ♪ Vance loves pants, Kurt's in loud shirts ♪ 149 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:23,233 ♪ Burt's in the outskirts, in skirts ♪ 150 00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:24,735 ♪ Uncle Bob sings real flat ♪ 151 00:09:24,735 --> 00:09:27,112 ♪ Gramps plays by ear, he likes it like that ♪ 152 00:09:27,112 --> 00:09:28,072 ♪ Fiddles with his whiskers ♪ 153 00:09:28,072 --> 00:09:29,198 ♪ Sings through his toes ♪ 154 00:09:29,198 --> 00:09:31,283 ♪ Rehearsing a choir of goofy crows ♪ 155 00:09:31,283 --> 00:09:33,160 ♪ Billy Walker's a sweet talker ♪ 156 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,079 ♪ Mare stares, she's a real gawker ♪ 157 00:09:35,079 --> 00:09:37,122 ♪ Duff is rough, Clive multiplies ♪ 158 00:09:37,122 --> 00:09:39,583 ♪ Big boy here has bedroom eyes ♪ 159 00:09:39,583 --> 00:09:41,585 ♪ Stay with me ♪ 160 00:09:41,585 --> 00:09:42,795 ♪ Stick around ♪ 161 00:09:42,795 --> 00:09:47,800 ♪ if you lived here you'd be home by now ♪ 162 00:09:49,176 --> 00:09:51,011 ♪ Tillie's addled, always on the phone ♪ 163 00:09:51,011 --> 00:09:53,222 ♪ Bob here's twisted, someone take him home ♪ 164 00:09:53,222 --> 00:09:55,140 ♪ Greg is vague, Steven's uneven ♪ 165 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:57,351 ♪ Little Bud plays hide n' seeking ♪ 166 00:09:57,351 --> 00:09:59,144 ♪ Dolphins golfing, crocodiles smile ♪ 167 00:09:59,144 --> 00:10:01,105 ♪ Bugs love hugs, reptiles file ♪ 168 00:10:01,105 --> 00:10:03,065 ♪ Chickens are picking, birds are nerds ♪ 169 00:10:03,065 --> 00:10:05,234 ♪ Moles like to bowl, haven't you heard ♪ 170 00:10:05,234 --> 00:10:07,111 ♪ Fox walks rocks at the Flooby Zoo ♪ 171 00:10:07,111 --> 00:10:09,029 ♪ Eels make deals, you would too ♪ 172 00:10:09,029 --> 00:10:11,115 ♪ Frogs wear logs, skunks are punks ♪ 173 00:10:11,115 --> 00:10:13,283 ♪ Albatross floss, that ain't no bunk ♪ 174 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:15,160 ♪ Sun sinks low, moon haunts the bar ♪ 175 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,995 ♪ Don't allow tears, always happy hour ♪ 176 00:10:16,995 --> 00:10:19,248 ♪ Jukes are kooks, stools are cool ♪ 177 00:10:19,248 --> 00:10:21,291 ♪ Drinks are kinky, they ain't no fools ♪ 178 00:10:21,291 --> 00:10:23,127 ♪ In Flooby Nooby, in Flooby Nooby ♪ 179 00:10:23,127 --> 00:10:25,129 ♪ In Flooby Nooby, in Flooby Nooby ♪ 180 00:10:25,129 --> 00:10:27,131 ♪ In Flooby Nooby, in Flooby Nooby ♪ 181 00:10:27,131 --> 00:10:29,216 ♪ In Flooby Nooby, in Flooby Nooby ♪ 182 00:10:29,216 --> 00:10:33,262 ♪ In Flooby Nooby, in Flooby Nooby ♪ 183 00:10:33,262 --> 00:10:37,141 ♪ In Flooby Nooby, in Flooby Nooby ♪ 184 00:10:37,141 --> 00:10:40,144 ♪ In Flooby Nooby, in Flooby Nooby ♪ 185 00:10:40,144 --> 00:10:42,479 (whistling) 186 00:10:44,439 --> 00:10:47,609 - Wow, what a great tune! 187 00:10:48,485 --> 00:10:50,320 I can actually remember it. 188 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,490 Did you write that? 189 00:10:53,490 --> 00:10:58,495 - In Flooby Nooby, songs like that, they write themselves. 190 00:10:58,537 --> 00:11:00,205 - What do you mean? 191 00:11:00,205 --> 00:11:03,041 - You think too much to write a great song. 192 00:11:03,041 --> 00:11:07,713 You've got to feel all the emotions, the passion. 193 00:11:10,716 --> 00:11:11,925 - Pain. 194 00:11:11,925 --> 00:11:14,011 (groans) 195 00:11:14,011 --> 00:11:15,179 Pasta. 196 00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:17,055 (squishing) 197 00:11:17,055 --> 00:11:18,223 - Follow me, son. 198 00:11:18,223 --> 00:11:19,516 I'll show you what I mean. 199 00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:25,939 - [Del] What's going on? 200 00:11:25,939 --> 00:11:28,233 How come the trees are getting smaller? 201 00:11:28,233 --> 00:11:29,610 - [Mayor] Don't you know? 202 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:31,820 Perspective is a myth. 203 00:11:33,572 --> 00:11:35,908 In your world, all objects are afraid 204 00:11:35,908 --> 00:11:39,703 of being eaten by humans, so they puff themselves up. 205 00:11:39,703 --> 00:11:41,455 But here in Flooby Nooby, 206 00:11:41,455 --> 00:11:46,043 we all love everything, so there's no need for puffery. 207 00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:47,586 Don't believe me? 208 00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:49,588 Go ahead and pet that dog. 209 00:11:52,341 --> 00:11:54,927 You're a stranger here, so he's not sure 210 00:11:54,927 --> 00:11:56,887 whether you're going to eat him. 211 00:11:56,887 --> 00:12:00,307 All you have to do is let go with some music. 212 00:12:00,307 --> 00:12:02,976 (Del whistling) 213 00:12:06,271 --> 00:12:07,522 You're not feeling it, Del! 214 00:12:07,522 --> 00:12:09,900 It's got to come from your heart. 215 00:12:13,779 --> 00:12:15,155 That's from your pancreas. 216 00:12:15,155 --> 00:12:17,616 Up a little bit and to the right. 217 00:12:17,616 --> 00:12:19,326 (Del whistling) 218 00:12:19,326 --> 00:12:22,412 Oh no, you're just not getting it. 219 00:12:22,412 --> 00:12:25,040 But, I know someone who can show you how. 220 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,250 - Who, who? 221 00:12:27,459 --> 00:12:29,503 I've got to know. 222 00:12:29,503 --> 00:12:32,506 - Well, he is really quite busy, 223 00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:34,216 you know these intellectuals. 224 00:12:34,216 --> 00:12:36,009 - Please. 225 00:12:36,009 --> 00:12:38,095 Who? 226 00:12:38,095 --> 00:12:41,390 - Some call him a brilliant scholar. 227 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,725 Some call him a learned guru, 228 00:12:43,725 --> 00:12:47,396 and then some call him the all-knowing sage. 229 00:12:47,396 --> 00:12:51,608 But most folks call him the wise one. 230 00:12:51,608 --> 00:12:53,652 Course, I get to call him Gus. 231 00:12:54,736 --> 00:12:58,490 - Yeah, that's what I want! 232 00:12:58,490 --> 00:13:00,200 Where is he? 233 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,287 - Well, fortunately, the wise one 234 00:13:03,287 --> 00:13:07,457 is everywhere at all times. 235 00:13:07,457 --> 00:13:09,710 (rumbling) 236 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:19,344 - Remember, only a few mortals are lucky enough 237 00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:22,514 to be in the presence of this enlightened being, 238 00:13:22,514 --> 00:13:23,890 who I call Gus. 239 00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:37,112 - [Del] This has got to help me. 240 00:13:38,363 --> 00:13:41,283 How else am I going to write that perfect tune 241 00:13:43,285 --> 00:13:47,873 and how else am I going to keep my job and Didi? 242 00:13:47,873 --> 00:13:50,459 (gentle music) 243 00:13:53,045 --> 00:13:58,050 ♪ In a little while, I'll be gone ♪ 244 00:14:00,177 --> 00:14:05,182 ♪ Guess I stayed in this town too long ♪ 245 00:14:05,265 --> 00:14:10,270 ♪ I came when I was young and unafraid ♪ 246 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:18,153 ♪ But I never should have stayed ♪ 247 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:26,495 ♪ Dreams of city lights that won't come true ♪ 248 00:14:27,788 --> 00:14:32,793 ♪ They block the stars that I once knew ♪ 249 00:14:33,877 --> 00:14:38,882 ♪ By fame and mystery, I was bright ♪ 250 00:14:41,551 --> 00:14:46,556 ♪ From the stars in the open sky ♪ 251 00:14:51,478 --> 00:14:56,483 ♪ Home, where it all began ♪ 252 00:14:56,650 --> 00:15:01,613 ♪ Going home ♪ 253 00:15:04,032 --> 00:15:08,995 ♪ Home, will it be the same ♪ 254 00:15:09,621 --> 00:15:12,040 ♪ Going home ♪ 255 00:15:18,672 --> 00:15:21,758 (gentle jazzy music) 256 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:50,120 ♪ Home is the place we end ♪ 257 00:15:51,246 --> 00:15:56,251 ♪ Home ♪ 258 00:15:57,627 --> 00:16:02,632 ♪ Home, where it all began ♪ 259 00:16:03,008 --> 00:16:08,013 ♪ Going home ♪ 260 00:16:08,972 --> 00:16:12,476 ♪ Where should I turn ♪ 261 00:16:12,476 --> 00:16:16,521 ♪ Should I go ♪ 262 00:16:16,521 --> 00:16:21,526 ♪ Once I used to know ♪ 263 00:16:21,693 --> 00:16:26,698 ♪ Maybe with you I'll find the way ♪ 264 00:16:28,783 --> 00:16:33,788 ♪ But I know that I can't stay ♪ 265 00:16:38,335 --> 00:16:41,922 ♪ I know that I can't stay ♪ 266 00:16:51,890 --> 00:16:55,227 (footsteps approaching) 267 00:16:56,144 --> 00:16:57,562 - So, how was he? 268 00:17:00,649 --> 00:17:03,026 - Wow, he changed my life. 269 00:17:11,576 --> 00:17:14,329 (door squeaking) 270 00:17:24,172 --> 00:17:28,969 - Oh, please, Wise One. 271 00:17:30,262 --> 00:17:33,807 Tell me how to write the perfect song. 272 00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:39,396 - My poor wandering pilgrim, the true path 273 00:17:39,396 --> 00:17:44,276 is not to be found outside, but within you. 274 00:17:44,276 --> 00:17:47,404 You must be cleansed, and when you 275 00:17:47,404 --> 00:17:51,741 have made your soul calm and pure, 276 00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:53,910 the proper road to enlightenment 277 00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:55,996 will be revealed before your eyes. 278 00:17:57,831 --> 00:18:01,293 Discover the purity of perfection, 279 00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:03,878 not the perfection of purity. 280 00:18:05,297 --> 00:18:10,302 Remember, my son, just as one slice into a loaf of bread 281 00:18:11,761 --> 00:18:16,558 produces two pieces, you must multiply your wisdom. 282 00:18:16,558 --> 00:18:19,311 (peaceful music) 283 00:18:57,265 --> 00:19:02,228 Oh, my innocent one, listen not with your ears, 284 00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:03,605 but with your heart. 285 00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:08,568 See not with your eyes, but with your soul. 286 00:19:09,944 --> 00:19:13,823 Feel not with your fingers, but with your spirit. 287 00:19:14,783 --> 00:19:18,870 Smell not with your nose, but with your essence. 288 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:23,917 Like a jeweled ring hidden in a loaf of bread, 289 00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:29,214 take only the wheat, leave the chaff behind you. 290 00:19:30,507 --> 00:19:35,220 You are hungry, my son, and wisdom nourishes us all. 291 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:40,225 Your goal is the state of oneness of being, 292 00:19:40,225 --> 00:19:43,103 not the being of oneness. 293 00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:45,689 (lively music) 294 00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:21,516 My lost young traveler, like the sands of time 295 00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:24,978 through the hourglass of our lives, 296 00:20:24,978 --> 00:20:27,647 mourn not the wild seas of yesterday, 297 00:20:29,149 --> 00:20:32,902 but wind yourself around the ship mast of today 298 00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:37,240 and let the winds of wisdom blow you 299 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:41,536 to a peaceful tomorrow and to the calm, 300 00:20:41,536 --> 00:20:45,498 safe harbor the day after tomorrow. 301 00:20:46,583 --> 00:20:50,086 Many men search for wholeness of soul 302 00:20:50,086 --> 00:20:52,756 rather than the soul of wholeness. 303 00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:59,220 Remember, don't know what you don't know, 304 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,972 only know what you know. 305 00:21:00,972 --> 00:21:03,558 (lively music) 306 00:21:38,009 --> 00:21:40,011 Believe in me. 307 00:21:48,978 --> 00:21:49,813 - Well? 308 00:21:51,147 --> 00:21:54,567 - I didn't understand a thing he said. 309 00:21:54,567 --> 00:21:58,780 - Of course not, he's the Wise One, not you. 310 00:21:59,656 --> 00:22:01,074 Let's go get some food. 311 00:22:01,074 --> 00:22:02,158 (birds chirping) 312 00:22:02,158 --> 00:22:04,452 (whistling) 313 00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:11,251 - No. 314 00:22:11,251 --> 00:22:13,586 (whistling) 315 00:22:15,797 --> 00:22:17,131 Hmm uh. 316 00:22:17,131 --> 00:22:19,509 (whistling) 317 00:22:19,509 --> 00:22:21,928 - He's trying to write a song, 318 00:22:21,928 --> 00:22:24,055 but he doesn't get it. 319 00:22:24,055 --> 00:22:26,808 - Well, sweetie, don't worry. 320 00:22:26,808 --> 00:22:30,144 What you need is a heapin' plate of Dot's home cookin' 321 00:22:30,144 --> 00:22:32,564 and let your innards run wild. 322 00:22:32,564 --> 00:22:37,569 You know, Mayor, you've been real scarce around here, 323 00:22:37,986 --> 00:22:40,697 it's good to have you back. 324 00:22:41,781 --> 00:22:43,825 - I was just here for breakfast. 325 00:22:46,870 --> 00:22:50,206 ("Isn't it Good Again") 326 00:22:52,166 --> 00:22:54,460 ♪ You left me for the open road ♪ 327 00:22:54,460 --> 00:22:56,421 ♪ Where you went I didn't know ♪ 328 00:22:56,421 --> 00:23:00,091 ♪ But now you say, you're back to stay ♪ 329 00:23:00,091 --> 00:23:04,178 ♪ isn't it good again ♪ 330 00:23:04,178 --> 00:23:08,683 ♪ isn't it right again ♪ 331 00:23:08,683 --> 00:23:10,643 ♪ When you were gone, I'd count the days ♪ 332 00:23:10,643 --> 00:23:12,604 ♪ And cry the lonely nights away ♪ 333 00:23:12,604 --> 00:23:16,441 ♪ Oh, promise me, you'll never leave ♪ 334 00:23:16,441 --> 00:23:20,486 ♪ isn't it good again ♪ 335 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:24,574 ♪ isn't it right again ♪ 336 00:23:24,574 --> 00:23:29,579 ♪ And oh, how I missed those arms around me ♪ 337 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:38,630 ♪ I'm mighty glad that you found me ♪ 338 00:23:40,715 --> 00:23:43,009 ♪ Though darling, I've forgiven you ♪ 339 00:23:43,009 --> 00:23:45,094 ♪ I can't forget what we've been through ♪ 340 00:23:45,094 --> 00:23:48,681 ♪ A life alone, a broken home ♪ 341 00:23:48,681 --> 00:23:52,644 ♪ But now it's good again ♪ 342 00:23:52,644 --> 00:23:55,897 ♪ isn't it right again ♪ 343 00:24:29,263 --> 00:24:34,268 ♪ And oh, how I missed those arms around me ♪ 344 00:24:38,231 --> 00:24:43,194 ♪ I'm mighty glad that you found me ♪ 345 00:24:45,363 --> 00:24:47,657 ♪ You left me for the open road ♪ 346 00:24:47,657 --> 00:24:49,701 ♪ And where you went I didn't know ♪ 347 00:24:49,701 --> 00:24:53,371 ♪ But now you say, you're back to stay ♪ 348 00:24:53,371 --> 00:24:57,417 ♪ isn't it good again ♪ 349 00:24:57,417 --> 00:25:01,045 ♪ isn't it right again ♪ 350 00:25:01,045 --> 00:25:05,008 ♪ isn't it good again ♪ 351 00:25:05,008 --> 00:25:08,261 ♪ isn't it right again ♪ 352 00:25:15,184 --> 00:25:17,186 (glugs) 353 00:25:18,229 --> 00:25:22,817 - Mr. Mayor, how could you eat that adorable 354 00:25:22,817 --> 00:25:25,987 and talented hamburger? 355 00:25:25,987 --> 00:25:28,239 Didn't you see it dancing around? 356 00:25:29,866 --> 00:25:32,368 - Del, that's just your heart kickin' in. 357 00:25:32,368 --> 00:25:37,081 I do believe you've finally got the feeling! 358 00:25:37,081 --> 00:25:39,167 - I've got it. (chuckles) 359 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:41,044 I've got the feeling. 360 00:25:42,086 --> 00:25:44,422 Thank you, Mayor. 361 00:25:44,422 --> 00:25:45,882 (tapping) 362 00:25:45,882 --> 00:25:47,467 Thanks, Dot. 363 00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:48,551 (tapping) 364 00:25:48,551 --> 00:25:51,137 Thank you, doggie! 365 00:25:51,137 --> 00:25:53,347 Now I hope I don't lose it. 366 00:25:53,347 --> 00:25:56,893 - Honey, if you don't use it, you lose it 367 00:25:56,893 --> 00:25:59,270 and then it gets turned into soup. 368 00:26:04,317 --> 00:26:06,569 (scraping) 369 00:26:11,532 --> 00:26:14,035 ("Dig My Do") 370 00:26:24,712 --> 00:26:25,797 ♪ Hey, Daddy-O ♪ 371 00:26:25,797 --> 00:26:27,673 ♪ I'm a greased back fool ♪ 372 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:29,050 ♪ I keep the babes jumping ♪ 373 00:26:29,050 --> 00:26:30,510 ♪ Love to watch them drool ♪ 374 00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:32,178 ♪ I'm a natural-born man ♪ 375 00:26:32,178 --> 00:26:33,596 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 376 00:26:33,596 --> 00:26:36,641 ♪ Got a secret weapon on the top of my head ♪ 377 00:26:36,641 --> 00:26:39,560 ♪ My do ♪ 378 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,772 ♪ Dig my do ♪ 379 00:26:42,772 --> 00:26:45,858 ♪ My do ♪ 380 00:26:45,858 --> 00:26:49,070 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 381 00:26:49,070 --> 00:26:51,197 ♪ Look out ♪ 382 00:26:51,197 --> 00:26:55,576 ♪ I'll poof it up for you ♪ 383 00:26:55,576 --> 00:26:58,454 ♪ Crew cuts, mohawks, keempee, D.A.s ♪ 384 00:26:58,454 --> 00:27:01,624 ♪ My pompadour blows them all away ♪ 385 00:27:01,624 --> 00:27:04,794 ♪ Rugs, mops, beehives and 'fros ♪ 386 00:27:04,794 --> 00:27:07,171 ♪ There's only one bush, baby this head grows ♪ 387 00:27:07,171 --> 00:27:10,049 ♪ ls my do ♪ 388 00:27:10,049 --> 00:27:13,427 ♪ Dig my do ♪ 389 00:27:13,427 --> 00:27:16,389 ♪ Ah my do ♪ 390 00:27:16,389 --> 00:27:19,350 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 391 00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:21,727 ♪ Ah, look out ♪ 392 00:27:21,727 --> 00:27:26,023 ♪ I'll poof it up for you ♪ 393 00:27:26,023 --> 00:27:27,525 ♪ Brill cream in my comb ♪ 394 00:27:27,525 --> 00:27:32,321 ♪ I've got babes to spare ♪ 395 00:27:32,321 --> 00:27:36,033 ♪ Does anybody have a mirror ♪ 396 00:28:09,317 --> 00:28:10,610 ♪ Run down blind alleys ♪ 397 00:28:10,610 --> 00:28:12,278 ♪ I've sailed seven seas ♪ 398 00:28:12,278 --> 00:28:15,198 ♪ I can't find a girl cool enough for me ♪ 399 00:28:15,198 --> 00:28:18,367 ♪ So I put up with all the women in town ♪ 400 00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:23,372 ♪ But I can't stand their fingers running around on my do ♪ 401 00:28:23,831 --> 00:28:27,126 ♪ Dig my do ♪ 402 00:28:27,126 --> 00:28:30,379 ♪ Ah, my do ♪ 403 00:28:30,379 --> 00:28:33,341 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 404 00:28:33,341 --> 00:28:35,635 ♪ Ah, look out ♪ 405 00:28:35,635 --> 00:28:38,888 ♪ I'll poof it for you ♪ 406 00:29:17,718 --> 00:29:21,806 God, I'm losing my soul, I can't stand it. 407 00:29:21,806 --> 00:29:24,058 (chuckles) 408 00:29:25,059 --> 00:29:27,478 (yelling) 409 00:29:27,478 --> 00:29:29,063 (clanging) 410 00:29:29,063 --> 00:29:31,607 (glass shattering) 411 00:29:31,607 --> 00:29:34,777 - That's it, this is great. 412 00:29:34,777 --> 00:29:36,904 This is my hit song. 413 00:29:36,904 --> 00:29:38,781 - Well, ding dong, Del! 414 00:29:38,781 --> 00:29:40,950 You're gonna hit the big time now. 415 00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:42,785 Say, what time was your meeting? 416 00:29:44,745 --> 00:29:46,414 (Del whimpering) 417 00:29:46,414 --> 00:29:48,499 (crying) 418 00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:54,005 - If I don't get that tune, you're fired! 419 00:29:56,674 --> 00:29:59,635 - It's too late, Del, I'm going home. 420 00:30:02,179 --> 00:30:04,265 (crying) 421 00:30:12,356 --> 00:30:14,984 (bells chiming) 422 00:30:16,485 --> 00:30:20,406 ♪ When you've lost love ♪ 423 00:30:20,406 --> 00:30:24,493 ♪ No one wants to know ♪ 424 00:30:24,493 --> 00:30:29,498 ♪ There is a place only the lonely go ♪ 425 00:30:33,294 --> 00:30:38,257 ♪ It's a sad hotel, down the block from sorrow station ♪ 426 00:30:41,761 --> 00:30:46,599 ♪ Only the lonely ever make a reservation ♪ 427 00:30:53,314 --> 00:30:58,319 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 428 00:31:01,739 --> 00:31:06,702 ♪ Refresh yourself, have a drink on us ♪ 429 00:31:08,788 --> 00:31:11,540 ♪ Come join the feast, reservations a must ♪ 430 00:31:11,540 --> 00:31:16,545 ♪ Dig in and make yourself at home ♪ 431 00:31:16,796 --> 00:31:18,631 ♪ We've got the coolest rooms ♪ 432 00:31:18,631 --> 00:31:20,049 ♪ The cushiest chairs ♪ 433 00:31:20,049 --> 00:31:22,301 ♪ The plushest rugs, potted palms everywhere ♪ 434 00:31:22,301 --> 00:31:27,306 ♪ One dip, and you'll forget all your troubles ♪ 435 00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:31,560 ♪ At the Love Sick Hotel ♪ 436 00:31:32,561 --> 00:31:33,729 - Liar. 437 00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:36,565 ♪ Once I gave my love and bared my guts ♪ 438 00:31:36,565 --> 00:31:39,360 ♪ But she ran over me like a big Mack truck ♪ 439 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,613 ♪ My life's a disgrace, but not in this place ♪ 440 00:31:42,613 --> 00:31:44,407 ♪ The Love Sick Hotel ♪ 441 00:31:44,407 --> 00:31:47,701 ♪ Well, Fanny was my all-time flame ♪ 442 00:31:47,701 --> 00:31:50,413 ♪ She scorched my heart and took all but the blame ♪ 443 00:31:50,413 --> 00:31:52,998 ♪ The only love I knew left me black and blue ♪ 444 00:31:52,998 --> 00:31:56,460 ♪ In the Love Sick Hotel ♪ 445 00:31:56,460 --> 00:32:01,465 ♪ Kid, look at me, think I haven't loved and lost ♪ 446 00:32:01,465 --> 00:32:06,470 ♪ I just lie on my single bed and toss, toss, toss ♪ 447 00:32:07,012 --> 00:32:09,598 ♪ Refresh yourself, have a drink on us ♪ 448 00:32:09,598 --> 00:32:12,560 ♪ Come join the feast, a reservation's a must ♪ 449 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:17,565 ♪ Dig in, make yourself at home ♪ 450 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:19,567 ♪ We got the coolest rooms ♪ 451 00:32:19,567 --> 00:32:21,068 ♪ The cushiest chairs ♪ 452 00:32:21,068 --> 00:32:23,612 ♪ The plushest rugs, potted palms everywhere ♪ 453 00:32:23,612 --> 00:32:28,617 ♪ One dip and you'll forget all your troubles ♪ 454 00:32:29,410 --> 00:32:32,830 ♪ At the Love Sick Hotel ♪ 455 00:32:33,831 --> 00:32:34,915 - This dump? 456 00:32:34,915 --> 00:32:38,002 ♪ She was putty in my hands when love was new ♪ 457 00:32:38,002 --> 00:32:41,172 ♪ And when it was over I was mud on her shoe ♪ 458 00:32:41,172 --> 00:32:44,049 ♪ Welcome to my pad, you'll be happy to be sad ♪ 459 00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:46,177 ♪ The Love Sick Hotel ♪ 460 00:32:46,177 --> 00:32:49,388 ♪ My dizzy dame had me so excited ♪ 461 00:32:49,388 --> 00:32:51,807 ♪ 'Til I was dumped at the town of unrequited ♪ 462 00:32:51,807 --> 00:32:53,476 ♪ So I opened this joint ♪ 463 00:32:53,476 --> 00:32:55,186 ♪ Where love's beside the point ♪ 464 00:32:55,186 --> 00:32:57,771 ♪ The Love Sick Hotel ♪ 465 00:32:57,771 --> 00:33:00,566 ♪ I'm the Duke of Lonesome ♪ 466 00:33:00,566 --> 00:33:03,611 ♪ You be the Sultan of Sad ♪ 467 00:33:03,611 --> 00:33:08,616 ♪ We'll ban romance 'cause love's a drag, drag, drag ♪ 468 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:11,827 ♪ Refresh yourself, have a drink on us ♪ 469 00:33:11,827 --> 00:33:14,497 ♪ And join the feast, reservation's a must ♪ 470 00:33:14,497 --> 00:33:19,502 ♪ Dig in, make yourself at home ♪ 471 00:33:20,211 --> 00:33:21,795 ♪ We got the coolest rooms ♪ 472 00:33:21,795 --> 00:33:23,214 ♪ The cushiest chairs ♪ 473 00:33:23,214 --> 00:33:25,716 ♪ The plushest rugs, potted palms everywhere ♪ 474 00:33:25,716 --> 00:33:30,721 ♪ One dip and you'll forget all your troubles ♪ 475 00:33:31,597 --> 00:33:35,017 ♪ At the Love Sick Hotel ♪ 476 00:33:36,018 --> 00:33:37,811 - Hotel, Schmotel! 477 00:33:37,811 --> 00:33:39,897 - Follow me to your room. 478 00:33:41,357 --> 00:33:42,900 The senior citizen suite. 479 00:33:47,905 --> 00:33:49,782 The Route 66 suite. 480 00:33:49,782 --> 00:33:51,992 (engine rumbling) 481 00:33:51,992 --> 00:33:53,494 (car crashes) 482 00:33:53,494 --> 00:33:55,412 The musical A-bomb suite. 483 00:33:55,412 --> 00:33:57,581 (chiming) 484 00:33:58,707 --> 00:34:02,211 (explosion booming) 485 00:34:02,211 --> 00:34:04,505 The Mr. Grim Reaper room. 486 00:34:10,219 --> 00:34:15,224 The bon appetit suite. 487 00:34:15,266 --> 00:34:16,225 The bathtub suite. 488 00:34:16,225 --> 00:34:18,435 (sizzling) 489 00:34:18,435 --> 00:34:20,771 (screaming) 490 00:34:20,771 --> 00:34:22,690 The laugh yourself to death suite. 491 00:34:22,690 --> 00:34:24,942 (laughing) 492 00:34:27,611 --> 00:34:29,613 (thuds) 493 00:34:31,740 --> 00:34:32,825 The telephone suite. 494 00:34:32,825 --> 00:34:34,660 (phone ringing) 495 00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:36,829 (swishes) 496 00:34:38,998 --> 00:34:41,417 The insurance salesman suite. 497 00:34:41,417 --> 00:34:42,418 - [Salesman] I think you should really 498 00:34:42,418 --> 00:34:44,336 take advantage of this policy. 499 00:34:44,336 --> 00:34:45,963 - [Bellhop] The loophole room. 500 00:34:46,839 --> 00:34:48,257 - I kill you. 501 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:53,887 - The space age suite. - Four, three, two, one. 502 00:34:53,887 --> 00:34:56,223 (rumbling) 503 00:34:56,223 --> 00:34:57,182 - [Bellhop] The shrinking suite. 504 00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,559 (crackling) 505 00:34:58,559 --> 00:34:59,935 (pops) 506 00:34:59,935 --> 00:35:02,021 - The music lover's room. 507 00:35:02,021 --> 00:35:04,273 (fingernails scraping) 508 00:35:04,273 --> 00:35:06,066 The flying eraser suite. 509 00:35:06,066 --> 00:35:08,235 (swishes) 510 00:35:10,362 --> 00:35:12,031 The medicinal suite. 511 00:35:13,073 --> 00:35:14,700 (glugs) 512 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,952 (creaking) 513 00:35:17,995 --> 00:35:19,496 (snaps) 514 00:35:19,496 --> 00:35:20,789 The mysterioso suite. 515 00:35:20,789 --> 00:35:23,959 (upbeat music) 516 00:35:23,959 --> 00:35:26,587 (growling) 517 00:35:26,587 --> 00:35:27,838 And our fat falling pig suite. 518 00:35:27,838 --> 00:35:30,049 (thudding) 519 00:35:35,888 --> 00:35:37,765 And this is your suite. 520 00:35:42,269 --> 00:35:43,520 (stomping) 521 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,355 - [Crowd] Jump, jump. 522 00:35:44,355 --> 00:35:46,273 - [Bellhop] Hey, programs here, get your programs. 523 00:35:46,273 --> 00:35:49,985 - [Crowd] Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, 524 00:35:49,985 --> 00:35:51,987 jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump. 525 00:35:51,987 --> 00:35:54,239 (thudding) 526 00:35:55,824 --> 00:35:57,951 (screams) 527 00:35:58,869 --> 00:35:59,745 (crying) 528 00:35:59,745 --> 00:36:03,165 - No, no. (pounding) 529 00:36:03,165 --> 00:36:04,667 - Hey, Mac! 530 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:06,627 Going to Mega Music? 531 00:36:06,627 --> 00:36:09,088 - [Del] Yeah, and step on it. 532 00:36:09,088 --> 00:36:11,048 (tires squealing) 533 00:36:11,048 --> 00:36:13,967 (Cabbie grumbling) 534 00:36:15,969 --> 00:36:17,554 What's wrong? 535 00:36:17,554 --> 00:36:19,640 - You don't want to hear my troubles. 536 00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,519 - You think you've got troubles? 537 00:36:23,519 --> 00:36:26,772 I'm about to lose my job if you don't hurry. 538 00:36:28,190 --> 00:36:29,441 - Oh, yeah! 539 00:36:29,441 --> 00:36:32,403 Let me tell you what losing's all about. 540 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:38,367 ("No Nose Blues") 541 00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:41,036 ♪ 'Nother Saturday night ♪ 542 00:36:41,036 --> 00:36:43,580 ♪ So drunk I barely remember ♪ 543 00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:45,582 ♪ I was whooping it up ♪ 544 00:36:45,582 --> 00:36:48,919 ♪ With my only friend, the bartender ♪ 545 00:36:48,919 --> 00:36:53,924 ♪ Suddenly, I felt a mighty powerful surge ♪ 546 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:56,969 ♪ Pulling me like a magnet ♪ 547 00:36:56,969 --> 00:37:00,389 ♪ Ooh, I got the urge ♪ 548 00:37:00,389 --> 00:37:03,475 ♪ There before me ♪ 549 00:37:03,475 --> 00:37:08,480 ♪ You were a vision to behold ♪ 550 00:37:10,566 --> 00:37:13,944 ♪ My thoughts so hot and nasty ♪ 551 00:37:13,944 --> 00:37:18,949 ♪ Ooh, I'm afraid they can't be told ♪ 552 00:37:22,244 --> 00:37:24,913 ♪ I felt so proud, darling ♪ 553 00:37:24,913 --> 00:37:27,666 ♪ You's always there for me ♪ 554 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:30,335 ♪ But one day I came home early ♪ 555 00:37:30,335 --> 00:37:33,380 ♪ Should have put you under lock and key ♪ 556 00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:35,424 ♪ You had to mess around ♪ 557 00:37:35,424 --> 00:37:38,051 ♪ You're impossible to keep ♪ 558 00:37:38,051 --> 00:37:40,804 ♪ You had more beaus ♪ 559 00:37:40,804 --> 00:37:44,600 ♪ Than Little Bo Peep ♪ 560 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,937 ♪ Ooh babe, ain't right what you do ♪ 561 00:37:54,651 --> 00:37:57,696 ♪ Get out of my life ♪ 562 00:37:57,696 --> 00:38:02,701 ♪ Leave me with my no nose blues ♪ 563 00:38:06,663 --> 00:38:09,500 ♪ Look in my coffee ♪ 564 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:12,127 ♪ You're all I see ♪ 565 00:38:12,127 --> 00:38:14,922 ♪ Look in my booze ♪ 566 00:38:14,922 --> 00:38:17,716 ♪ You're laughing at me ♪ 567 00:38:17,716 --> 00:38:20,511 ♪ Stare out my window ♪ 568 00:38:20,511 --> 00:38:22,471 ♪ You're all over the place ♪ 569 00:38:22,471 --> 00:38:25,641 ♪ But I look at my body ♪ 570 00:38:25,641 --> 00:38:29,645 ♪ And there ain't no trace ♪ 571 00:38:29,645 --> 00:38:32,439 ♪ Talk is cheap ♪ 572 00:38:32,439 --> 00:38:37,444 ♪ Oh, but so are you ♪ 573 00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:42,407 ♪ Tired of beggin' you babe ♪ 574 00:38:42,407 --> 00:38:46,411 ♪ Save me from my no nose blues ♪ 575 00:38:48,747 --> 00:38:49,957 Instrumental. 576 00:39:32,624 --> 00:39:34,376 Everybody sing along. 577 00:39:36,962 --> 00:39:39,256 ♪ Look in my coffee ♪ 578 00:39:39,256 --> 00:39:42,342 ♪ You're all I see ♪ 579 00:39:42,342 --> 00:39:44,970 ♪ Look in my booze ♪ 580 00:39:44,970 --> 00:39:47,931 ♪ You're laughing at me ♪ 581 00:39:47,931 --> 00:39:50,267 ♪ Stare out my window ♪ 582 00:39:50,267 --> 00:39:52,728 ♪ You're all over the place ♪ 583 00:39:52,728 --> 00:39:55,814 ♪ But I look at my body ♪ 584 00:39:55,814 --> 00:39:59,693 ♪ And there ain't no trace ♪ 585 00:39:59,693 --> 00:40:02,404 ♪ Talk is cheap ♪ 586 00:40:02,404 --> 00:40:07,409 ♪ Oh, but so are you ♪ 587 00:40:09,578 --> 00:40:12,831 ♪ Tired of beggin' you babe ♪ 588 00:40:12,831 --> 00:40:15,167 ♪ Save me from that ♪ 589 00:40:15,167 --> 00:40:20,172 ♪ No-a-whoa-whoa-Whoa ♪ 590 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:24,509 ♪ From the no, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 591 00:40:42,736 --> 00:40:45,739 Well, that's my story, Mac. 592 00:40:45,739 --> 00:40:49,034 And now I've got a little lady to find. 593 00:40:49,868 --> 00:40:51,703 Here you are, at Mega Music. 594 00:40:51,703 --> 00:40:54,122 (water splashing) 595 00:40:54,122 --> 00:40:59,086 - Hey, this isn't Mega Music, it's the ocean! 596 00:40:59,211 --> 00:41:01,088 - [Cabbie] Which ocean? 597 00:41:01,088 --> 00:41:02,381 You're on your own, buddy. 598 00:41:02,381 --> 00:41:03,423 See you later. 599 00:41:05,467 --> 00:41:08,971 (water splashes) (engine rumbling) 600 00:41:08,971 --> 00:41:11,682 (water rippling) 601 00:41:18,105 --> 00:41:20,357 (rumbling) 602 00:41:27,864 --> 00:41:30,200 (wave crashing) 603 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,953 (birds chirping) 604 00:41:36,498 --> 00:41:38,834 (scrunches) 605 00:41:56,309 --> 00:41:59,146 ("Dance All Day") 606 00:42:00,564 --> 00:42:02,607 ♪ On this itty bitty island ♪ 607 00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:06,611 ♪ We like to dance all day ♪ 608 00:42:06,611 --> 00:42:07,696 ♪ The crabs and the fishies ♪ 609 00:42:07,696 --> 00:42:11,324 ♪ Will be sad if you don't stay ♪ 610 00:42:11,324 --> 00:42:14,828 ♪ You say you can't dance ♪ 611 00:42:14,828 --> 00:42:17,080 ♪ That's dumb ♪ 612 00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:20,917 ♪ I'm gonna show you some ♪ 613 00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:22,127 ♪ Do the twist ♪ 614 00:42:22,127 --> 00:42:23,795 ♪ Ooh-Ooh ♪ 615 00:42:23,795 --> 00:42:26,590 ♪ Do the bump ♪ 616 00:42:26,590 --> 00:42:27,966 ♪ Do the swim ♪ 617 00:42:27,966 --> 00:42:29,384 ♪ Ooh-Ooh ♪ 618 00:42:29,384 --> 00:42:32,512 ♪ The funky chicken ♪ 619 00:42:32,512 --> 00:42:37,517 ♪ The mashed potato, do the jerk, do the fly ♪ 620 00:42:37,601 --> 00:42:41,104 ♪ No reason to be shy ♪ 621 00:42:41,104 --> 00:42:42,856 ♪ When we landed on this island ♪ 622 00:42:42,856 --> 00:42:47,277 ♪ Life was such a bore ♪ 623 00:42:47,277 --> 00:42:48,612 ♪ We put sand in our pants ♪ 624 00:42:48,612 --> 00:42:52,908 ♪ Now we're dancing more and more ♪ 625 00:42:52,908 --> 00:42:57,913 ♪ Do the scratch on shore ♪ 626 00:42:58,163 --> 00:43:01,833 ♪ We got dances galore ♪ 627 00:43:01,833 --> 00:43:03,376 ♪ Do the twist ♪ 628 00:43:03,376 --> 00:43:04,711 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 629 00:43:04,711 --> 00:43:07,464 ♪ Do the bump ♪ 630 00:43:07,464 --> 00:43:09,132 ♪ Do the swim ♪ 631 00:43:09,132 --> 00:43:10,467 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 632 00:43:10,467 --> 00:43:13,261 ♪ The funky chicken ♪ 633 00:43:13,261 --> 00:43:18,266 ♪ The mashed potato, do the jerk, do the fly ♪ 634 00:43:18,475 --> 00:43:21,645 ♪ No reason to be shy ♪ 635 00:44:03,270 --> 00:44:08,275 ♪ All the clams and the fishies made this place a scene ♪ 636 00:44:09,651 --> 00:44:14,656 ♪ Creating crazy rhythms in the tropics of your dreams ♪ 637 00:44:15,073 --> 00:44:20,036 ♪ Now when the sun sinks down ♪ 638 00:44:20,162 --> 00:44:24,040 ♪ We like to dance around ♪ 639 00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:25,417 ♪ Do the polka-dot ♪ 640 00:44:25,417 --> 00:44:26,877 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 641 00:44:26,877 --> 00:44:29,880 ♪ Do the jackhammer ♪ 642 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,298 ♪ Do the divide ♪ 643 00:44:31,298 --> 00:44:32,757 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 644 00:44:32,757 --> 00:44:35,844 ♪ Do the ear ♪ 645 00:44:35,844 --> 00:44:37,053 ♪ Do the freakout ♪ 646 00:44:37,053 --> 00:44:38,638 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 647 00:44:38,638 --> 00:44:41,725 ♪ Do the plaid ♪ 648 00:44:41,725 --> 00:44:44,311 ♪ Do the ugly ♪ 649 00:44:44,311 --> 00:44:49,316 ♪ Do the pencil-rough, do the dog-suit, do the nudie ♪ 650 00:44:49,482 --> 00:44:53,069 ♪ Don't be the last one in ♪ 651 00:44:55,739 --> 00:44:57,824 (crying) 652 00:45:05,832 --> 00:45:07,584 - Don't you know a faster dance? 653 00:45:08,627 --> 00:45:09,836 - Dance? 654 00:45:09,836 --> 00:45:11,588 How can I dance? 655 00:45:12,464 --> 00:45:16,384 I just missed the most important meeting of my life. 656 00:45:17,344 --> 00:45:20,764 - Oh, you're the one trying to get to Mega Music. 657 00:45:20,764 --> 00:45:22,807 Why didn't you say so? 658 00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:24,851 (clangs) 659 00:45:28,688 --> 00:45:32,525 - Thanks for everything, I'll never forget you. 660 00:45:33,610 --> 00:45:35,278 (grunting) 661 00:45:35,278 --> 00:45:37,280 (thuds) 662 00:45:42,035 --> 00:45:44,454 (scrunching) 663 00:45:47,499 --> 00:45:49,834 (squeaking) 664 00:45:51,836 --> 00:45:54,589 (whistling) 665 00:45:54,589 --> 00:45:57,008 (scrunching) 666 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,931 (knocking) 667 00:46:04,266 --> 00:46:07,602 (footsteps approaching) 668 00:46:11,648 --> 00:46:15,360 Oh, Didi, I'm so happy to see you. 669 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,570 - [Didi] Come on, quick, we've got to hurry! 670 00:46:17,570 --> 00:46:19,698 - [Del] Am I late for the meeting? 671 00:46:19,698 --> 00:46:22,367 - [Didi] Oh, Mr. Mega's not happy! 672 00:46:22,367 --> 00:46:23,994 Where have you been? 673 00:46:23,994 --> 00:46:26,538 - Didi, you won't believe what happened. 674 00:46:26,538 --> 00:46:29,958 I got lost in some weird clover-leaf 675 00:46:29,958 --> 00:46:34,796 and I ended up in this odd town called Flooby Nooby. 676 00:46:34,796 --> 00:46:37,924 Then, I met this hamburger and fry. 677 00:46:37,924 --> 00:46:41,094 I danced on a beach with an ear. 678 00:46:41,094 --> 00:46:43,847 Then, I was trapped in this hotel room 679 00:46:43,847 --> 00:46:46,558 with a psychopathic bellhop. 680 00:46:46,558 --> 00:46:49,728 And the Wise One kept having these things 681 00:46:49,728 --> 00:46:50,979 roll over his head. 682 00:46:50,979 --> 00:46:53,023 And oh, oh. 683 00:46:54,190 --> 00:46:56,901 - [Didi] Mr. Mega will never believe you. 684 00:46:56,901 --> 00:46:58,903 - Well, he'll believe these songs. 685 00:47:02,282 --> 00:47:05,285 - [Didi] Wait, this isn't the way. 686 00:47:06,536 --> 00:47:08,163 (sighs) You know, as long as I've worked here, 687 00:47:08,163 --> 00:47:09,956 I still get lost. 688 00:47:12,876 --> 00:47:17,130 - Look at the time, I've missed my meeting for sure. 689 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,510 Wait, I hear someone coming, we're saved! 690 00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:25,430 ("Tango Schmango") 691 00:47:48,703 --> 00:47:52,749 - Did you hear about the man who's always bald? 692 00:47:52,749 --> 00:47:55,043 His mother was frightened by a nudist. 693 00:47:56,294 --> 00:47:59,047 (woman laughing) 694 00:48:33,456 --> 00:48:36,793 - Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? 695 00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:39,212 Because its head is so far from its body. 696 00:48:41,214 --> 00:48:43,967 (woman laughing) 697 00:49:24,007 --> 00:49:28,011 - Why must you be careful when it's raining cats and dogs? 698 00:49:28,011 --> 00:49:29,762 You might step in a poodle. 699 00:49:32,432 --> 00:49:35,185 (woman laughing) 700 00:49:45,528 --> 00:49:47,447 - Excuse me, can you tell us 701 00:49:47,447 --> 00:49:49,699 how to get to Mr. Mega's office? 702 00:49:49,699 --> 00:49:52,577 ("Tango Schmango") 703 00:50:55,890 --> 00:50:58,184 - [Didi] Say, can you fellas help us out? 704 00:50:58,184 --> 00:51:00,562 We're looking for Mr. Mega's office. 705 00:51:00,562 --> 00:51:02,438 - Sure thing, it's that way. 706 00:51:02,438 --> 00:51:03,940 - No, that way. 707 00:51:03,940 --> 00:51:05,817 - You don't know what you're talking about. 708 00:51:05,817 --> 00:51:08,194 I was there yesterday and it's over there. 709 00:51:08,194 --> 00:51:09,612 - [Man] Oh, yeah? 710 00:51:12,323 --> 00:51:14,325 (thuds) 711 00:51:19,122 --> 00:51:23,167 (thuds) (groans) 712 00:51:25,211 --> 00:51:27,422 (creaks) 713 00:51:27,422 --> 00:51:29,757 (snaps) 714 00:51:29,757 --> 00:51:31,175 (grunts) 715 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:33,595 (scrunching) 716 00:51:38,474 --> 00:51:40,476 (bangs) 717 00:51:44,188 --> 00:51:46,190 (thuds) 718 00:51:47,150 --> 00:51:49,068 (pops) 719 00:51:50,820 --> 00:51:53,072 (slurping) 720 00:51:54,115 --> 00:51:56,534 (scrunching) 721 00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,541 (pops) 722 00:52:03,541 --> 00:52:04,626 (bangs) 723 00:52:04,626 --> 00:52:05,501 (belches) 724 00:52:05,501 --> 00:52:07,754 (clinking) 725 00:52:08,588 --> 00:52:10,840 (scrunches) 726 00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,092 (groaning) 727 00:52:16,429 --> 00:52:19,182 (hissing) 728 00:52:19,182 --> 00:52:21,184 (booms) 729 00:52:28,733 --> 00:52:32,820 (clanks) (hissing) 730 00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:34,906 (clangs) 731 00:52:37,116 --> 00:52:39,118 (booms) 732 00:52:43,748 --> 00:52:46,417 (steam rushing) 733 00:52:55,927 --> 00:52:58,012 (slurps) 734 00:53:03,810 --> 00:53:06,062 (sizzling) 735 00:53:13,528 --> 00:53:15,697 (gurgles) 736 00:53:18,825 --> 00:53:21,661 (engine cranking) 737 00:53:26,791 --> 00:53:29,210 (thuds) 738 00:53:29,210 --> 00:53:31,546 (squeaking) 739 00:53:34,090 --> 00:53:37,135 (splatters) 740 00:53:37,135 --> 00:53:39,303 (tapping) 741 00:53:44,267 --> 00:53:45,435 (clangs) 742 00:53:45,435 --> 00:53:47,687 (thudding) 743 00:53:51,858 --> 00:53:53,943 (groans) 744 00:53:56,988 --> 00:53:59,240 (creaking) 745 00:54:07,039 --> 00:54:09,292 (whirring) 746 00:54:10,835 --> 00:54:12,837 (snaps) 747 00:54:18,301 --> 00:54:22,555 (shrieks) (thuds) 748 00:54:24,182 --> 00:54:26,434 (slurping) 749 00:54:31,063 --> 00:54:35,234 (thuds) (groans) 750 00:54:37,028 --> 00:54:39,280 (clanging) 751 00:54:48,748 --> 00:54:51,167 (scrunching) 752 00:55:02,178 --> 00:55:04,931 (engine revving) 753 00:55:14,899 --> 00:55:17,068 (gurgles) 754 00:55:18,444 --> 00:55:20,947 (dog whining) 755 00:55:22,281 --> 00:55:24,450 (purring) 756 00:55:25,743 --> 00:55:28,037 (squeaking) 757 00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:37,630 (dog barking) (shrieking) 758 00:55:44,595 --> 00:55:46,597 (thuds) 759 00:55:48,516 --> 00:55:50,601 (crying) 760 00:55:56,399 --> 00:55:58,860 - Why am I watching this? 761 00:56:04,866 --> 00:56:07,743 - [Note] That session back there, you was flat. 762 00:56:08,619 --> 00:56:12,039 - [Note] No way, man, you were sharp. 763 00:56:12,039 --> 00:56:16,752 - Can you please tell us where Mr. Mega's office is? 764 00:56:16,752 --> 00:56:18,129 - [Note] It's right there. 765 00:56:18,129 --> 00:56:19,964 - [Del] Ah, great. 766 00:56:19,964 --> 00:56:22,425 - [Note] But I wouldn't go in there if I was you. 767 00:56:23,301 --> 00:56:25,803 - [Note] Yeah, some incompetent dunderhead 768 00:56:25,803 --> 00:56:28,306 has been keeping him waiting all day. 769 00:56:28,306 --> 00:56:30,558 (laughing) 770 00:56:39,025 --> 00:56:42,278 - So, you finally showed up, 771 00:56:42,278 --> 00:56:45,239 let's declare a national holiday. 772 00:56:46,324 --> 00:56:49,911 However, I'm afraid you're a little too late 773 00:56:49,911 --> 00:56:50,953 for this meeting. 774 00:56:51,996 --> 00:56:54,540 - How could you not listen to these songs, 775 00:56:54,540 --> 00:56:56,167 have you no heart? 776 00:56:56,167 --> 00:56:58,628 - Why, I've got a heart bigger than, 777 00:57:03,299 --> 00:57:04,759 than this desk! 778 00:57:04,759 --> 00:57:07,219 Stand back! 779 00:57:07,219 --> 00:57:08,179 ("Love ls My Bottom Line") 780 00:57:08,179 --> 00:57:11,265 Take a meeting, hold my calls. 781 00:57:11,265 --> 00:57:14,560 Now get it straight once and for all. 782 00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:19,565 Believe me, I'm a simple guy. 783 00:57:22,652 --> 00:57:26,614 ♪ I'm a big exec with a private jet ♪ 784 00:57:26,614 --> 00:57:31,369 ♪ But underneath I'm a pussy cat ♪ 785 00:57:31,369 --> 00:57:35,122 ♪ So get hip to where I'm at ♪ 786 00:57:56,852 --> 00:58:01,857 ♪ I hate money ♪ 787 00:58:03,859 --> 00:58:08,406 ♪ Stocks and bonds never turned me on ♪ 788 00:58:08,406 --> 00:58:13,369 ♪ Lousy money ♪ 789 00:58:14,036 --> 00:58:17,248 ♪ I wish I was poor on a sagging porch ♪ 790 00:58:17,248 --> 00:58:20,376 ♪ With no dividends to claim ♪ 791 00:58:20,376 --> 00:58:23,546 ♪ 'Cause I hate money ♪ 792 00:58:30,928 --> 00:58:35,933 ♪ You know I love people ♪ 793 00:58:38,352 --> 00:58:40,229 ♪ Folks who work for me ♪ 794 00:58:40,229 --> 00:58:42,481 ♪ They're just family ♪ 795 00:58:42,481 --> 00:58:47,486 ♪ I love people ♪ 796 00:58:48,029 --> 00:58:52,074 ♪ In my yacht or limo, wherever I am ♪ 797 00:58:52,074 --> 00:58:55,202 ♪ I reach out and help my fellow man ♪ 798 00:58:55,202 --> 00:59:00,207 ♪ 'Cause I, I just love people ♪ 799 00:59:05,171 --> 00:59:09,592 ♪ They can keep all the power ♪ 800 00:59:09,592 --> 00:59:13,137 ♪ I'm a low-voltage guy ♪ 801 00:59:13,137 --> 00:59:15,473 ♪ Keep all the glory ♪ 802 00:59:15,473 --> 00:59:19,143 ♪ Just need enough to get by ♪ 803 00:59:19,143 --> 00:59:23,230 ♪ Because love is my bottom line ♪ 804 00:59:24,106 --> 00:59:26,692 I really mean it, you know, baby 805 00:59:26,692 --> 00:59:30,112 ♪ Love is my bottom line ♪ 806 00:59:33,616 --> 00:59:35,785 (tapping) 807 01:00:11,070 --> 01:00:14,573 ♪ You know show-biz, it's all phony ♪ 808 01:00:14,573 --> 01:00:18,327 ♪ They smile when they're telling lies ♪ 809 01:00:18,327 --> 01:00:21,664 ♪ You think I love all the glamor ♪ 810 01:00:21,664 --> 01:00:24,834 ♪ Boy, you've got the wrong guy ♪ 811 01:00:24,834 --> 01:00:29,839 ♪ Because love is my bottom line ♪ 812 01:00:31,674 --> 01:00:35,511 ♪ Yes, love is my bottom line ♪ 813 01:00:40,474 --> 01:00:41,725 Baby, I mean it 814 01:00:44,895 --> 01:00:48,023 Okay, let's see those tunes. 815 01:00:56,991 --> 01:00:59,326 ♪ In Flooby Nooby ♪ 816 01:00:59,326 --> 01:01:03,205 ♪ isn't it good again ♪ 817 01:01:03,205 --> 01:01:05,457 ♪ Dig my do ♪ 818 01:01:05,457 --> 01:01:10,462 ♪ The Lovesick Hotel ♪ 819 01:01:11,088 --> 01:01:15,801 ♪ No Nose Blues ♪ 820 01:01:15,801 --> 01:01:18,470 ♪ Dance All Day ♪ 821 01:01:20,598 --> 01:01:24,685 These are absolutely the worst! 822 01:01:26,979 --> 01:01:29,899 What do you know about songwriting? 823 01:01:30,816 --> 01:01:35,779 - Well, Mr. Mega, you may be the richest, most famous, 824 01:01:35,863 --> 01:01:40,826 grand enchilada, numero uno hit maker extraordinaire person 825 01:01:40,826 --> 01:01:42,661 in the music biz, 826 01:01:42,661 --> 01:01:45,998 but I just met some people 827 01:01:45,998 --> 01:01:51,003 in a little town you never heard of called Flooby Nooby, 828 01:01:51,629 --> 01:01:55,382 and they showed me something even you don't know. 829 01:01:55,382 --> 01:01:58,385 What's important is not how much money you make, 830 01:01:58,385 --> 01:02:01,222 or how many people you impress, 831 01:02:01,222 --> 01:02:04,808 but what's inside here in your heart. 832 01:02:05,768 --> 01:02:08,896 And if you listen to that voice deep inside, 833 01:02:08,896 --> 01:02:13,525 then nothing is impossible. 834 01:02:13,525 --> 01:02:16,737 - Bull puckey. 835 01:02:16,737 --> 01:02:18,906 Now get out. 836 01:02:18,906 --> 01:02:20,574 Get out. 837 01:02:20,574 --> 01:02:21,408 Get Out! 838 01:02:23,661 --> 01:02:24,495 - Get out. 839 01:02:26,288 --> 01:02:27,122 Get out! 840 01:02:28,290 --> 01:02:31,710 ♪ My love for you is equal to all get out ♪ 841 01:02:31,710 --> 01:02:35,089 Wait, Mr. Mega, that's it. 842 01:02:35,089 --> 01:02:36,924 My unfinished song. 843 01:02:36,924 --> 01:02:39,551 My smash hit, listen. 844 01:02:39,551 --> 01:02:41,262 (upbeat piano music) 845 01:02:41,262 --> 01:02:46,267 ♪ My love for you is equal to all get out ♪ 846 01:02:47,184 --> 01:02:52,189 ♪ My love for you is equal to a football shout ♪ 847 01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:57,945 ♪ My love for you is equal to a gooey gout ♪ 848 01:02:58,279 --> 01:02:59,363 ♪ A baby's pout ♪ 849 01:02:59,363 --> 01:03:00,990 ♪ A walleye trout ♪ 850 01:03:00,990 --> 01:03:02,491 ♪ A silly scout ♪ 851 01:03:02,491 --> 01:03:04,326 ♪ A foamy stout, yeah ♪ 852 01:03:04,326 --> 01:03:08,539 ♪ My love for you is equal to the gum on my shoe ♪ 853 01:03:08,539 --> 01:03:09,832 ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ 854 01:03:09,832 --> 01:03:14,837 ♪ My love for you is equal to mulligan stew ♪ 855 01:03:15,629 --> 01:03:20,634 ♪ My love for you is equal to a big cow moo ♪ 856 01:03:20,926 --> 01:03:22,094 ♪ A ribbon blue ♪ 857 01:03:22,094 --> 01:03:23,304 ♪ A room with a view ♪ 858 01:03:23,304 --> 01:03:24,763 ♪ A box of Jujus ♪ 859 01:03:24,763 --> 01:03:25,723 ♪ A mean tattoo ♪ 860 01:03:25,723 --> 01:03:29,893 ♪ Honey, that's my love for you ♪ 861 01:03:29,893 --> 01:03:33,939 ♪ Big finish now ♪ 862 01:03:33,939 --> 01:03:38,944 ♪ My love for you is like a cobweb hanging around ♪ 863 01:03:39,778 --> 01:03:41,822 ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ 864 01:03:41,822 --> 01:03:46,827 ♪ My love for you is like a velvet crying clown ♪ 865 01:03:48,871 --> 01:03:53,876 ♪ My love for you is like a mangy snoozing hound ♪ 866 01:03:53,959 --> 01:03:55,294 ♪ A baby's coo ♪ 867 01:03:55,294 --> 01:03:56,628 ♪ A cop with no clue ♪ 868 01:03:56,628 --> 01:03:57,963 ♪ A kid with the flu ♪ 869 01:03:57,963 --> 01:04:00,007 ♪ A sponge when it's new, yeah ♪ 870 01:04:00,007 --> 01:04:02,676 ♪ And that's my love for you ♪ 871 01:04:02,676 --> 01:04:04,011 Ah, do it again. 872 01:04:05,304 --> 01:04:07,890 ♪ And that's my love for you ♪ 873 01:04:07,890 --> 01:04:08,807 Yeah, baby. 874 01:04:10,642 --> 01:04:14,855 ♪ And that's my love for you, yeah ♪ 875 01:04:16,899 --> 01:04:18,859 (thuds) 876 01:04:20,110 --> 01:04:22,404 (panting) 877 01:04:22,404 --> 01:04:24,865 So you liked it? 878 01:04:24,865 --> 01:04:25,908 - It stinks! 879 01:04:27,701 --> 01:04:29,411 - But you were smiling. 880 01:04:29,411 --> 01:04:32,414 - I got a sesame seed caught in my gums. 881 01:04:35,584 --> 01:04:39,671 That is absolutely, positively 882 01:04:39,671 --> 01:04:43,008 the worst piece of trash I have ever heard 883 01:04:43,008 --> 01:04:45,677 in my entire career. 884 01:04:45,677 --> 01:04:49,264 And not only will you never work on this planet 885 01:04:49,264 --> 01:04:51,433 or any other planet again, 886 01:04:51,433 --> 01:04:55,145 but I'm taking you off my Christmas card list. 887 01:04:57,147 --> 01:05:01,944 - You know, perhaps this is for the best. 888 01:05:03,028 --> 01:05:08,033 Now you can find someone who really loves you. 889 01:05:08,867 --> 01:05:12,746 After all, I was just 890 01:05:13,664 --> 01:05:17,751 using you to get my songs to Mr. Mega. 891 01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,966 ("Be My Only Love") 892 01:05:23,966 --> 01:05:28,053 ♪ In the coldest month of the winter ♪ 893 01:05:28,053 --> 01:05:32,433 ♪ In the darkest hour of the day ♪ 894 01:05:32,433 --> 01:05:36,311 ♪ I sit and wonder if you'll remember me ♪ 895 01:05:36,311 --> 01:05:41,191 ♪ When I'm gone away ♪ 896 01:05:41,191 --> 01:05:45,404 ♪ I dare myself to tell you I love you ♪ 897 01:05:45,404 --> 01:05:49,867 ♪ I'm afraid, but I'll be brave ♪ 898 01:05:49,867 --> 01:05:53,954 ♪ I don't care, I'm just gonna tell you ♪ 899 01:05:53,954 --> 01:05:58,959 ♪ Or all my hearts and flowers fade away ♪ 900 01:06:00,085 --> 01:06:04,756 ♪ Be my only love ♪ 901 01:06:04,756 --> 01:06:09,761 ♪ I'm hoping you'll say ♪ 902 01:06:12,222 --> 01:06:14,766 ♪ Be my only love ♪ 903 01:06:14,766 --> 01:06:16,393 ♪ Give your heart away ♪ 904 01:06:16,393 --> 01:06:18,479 (crying) 905 01:06:20,856 --> 01:06:25,861 ♪ Be my only love ♪ 906 01:06:30,824 --> 01:06:35,078 ♪ All I have to give is a promise ♪ 907 01:06:35,078 --> 01:06:39,583 ♪ I promise you my heart and my home ♪ 908 01:06:39,583 --> 01:06:41,835 ♪ But now comes the day ♪ 909 01:06:41,835 --> 01:06:44,046 ♪ I must go away ♪ 910 01:06:44,046 --> 01:06:49,051 ♪ And leave you alone ♪ 911 01:06:50,552 --> 01:06:55,182 ♪ Be my only love ♪ 912 01:06:55,182 --> 01:06:59,853 ♪ I'm hoping you'll say ♪ 913 01:06:59,853 --> 01:07:04,858 ♪ Be my only love ♪ 914 01:07:05,442 --> 01:07:10,405 ♪ Give your heart away ♪ 915 01:07:11,532 --> 01:07:16,537 ♪ Be my only love ♪ 916 01:07:20,624 --> 01:07:23,460 ♪ Be my only love ♪ 917 01:07:33,637 --> 01:07:36,390 (door squeaking) 918 01:07:38,016 --> 01:07:42,980 - Del, my boy, that song, it's a gold mine! 919 01:07:43,021 --> 01:07:44,273 I want it. 920 01:07:44,273 --> 01:07:45,357 Name your price! 921 01:07:48,402 --> 01:07:52,447 (isn't it Good Again") 922 01:07:52,447 --> 01:07:54,491 ♪ You left me for the open road ♪ 923 01:07:54,491 --> 01:07:56,285 ♪ Where you went I didn't know ♪ 924 01:07:56,285 --> 01:08:00,205 ♪ But now you say, you're back to stay ♪ 925 01:08:00,205 --> 01:08:04,084 ♪ isn't it good again ♪ 926 01:08:04,084 --> 01:08:08,672 ♪ isn't it right again ♪ 927 01:08:08,672 --> 01:08:10,674 ♪ When you were gone, I'd count the days ♪ 928 01:08:10,674 --> 01:08:12,593 ♪ And cry the lonely nights away ♪ 929 01:08:12,593 --> 01:08:16,471 ♪ Oh, promise me, you'll never leave ♪ 930 01:08:16,471 --> 01:08:20,475 ♪ isn't it good again ♪ 931 01:08:20,475 --> 01:08:24,730 ♪ isn't it right again ♪ 932 01:08:24,730 --> 01:08:29,735 ♪ And oh, how I missed those arms around me ♪ 933 01:08:33,655 --> 01:08:38,660 ♪ I'm mighty glad that you found me ♪ 934 01:08:40,912 --> 01:08:43,206 ♪ Though darling, I've forgiven you ♪ 935 01:08:43,206 --> 01:08:45,125 ♪ I can't forget what we've been through ♪ 936 01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:48,754 ♪ A life alone, a broken home ♪ 937 01:08:48,754 --> 01:08:52,966 ♪ But now it's good again ♪ 938 01:08:52,966 --> 01:08:56,219 ♪ isn't it right again ♪ 939 01:08:58,096 --> 01:08:59,931 - Hey, this song isn't bad either. 940 01:08:59,931 --> 01:09:02,476 Heck, I'll buy all your songs. 941 01:09:29,544 --> 01:09:34,549 ♪ And oh, how I missed those arms around me ♪ 942 01:09:38,470 --> 01:09:43,475 ♪ I'm mighty glad that you found me ♪ 943 01:09:45,686 --> 01:09:47,979 ♪ You left me for the open road ♪ 944 01:09:47,979 --> 01:09:49,773 ♪ Where you went I didn't know ♪ 945 01:09:49,773 --> 01:09:53,568 ♪ But now you say, you're back to stay ♪ 946 01:09:53,568 --> 01:09:57,656 ♪ isn't it good again ♪ 947 01:09:57,656 --> 01:10:01,284 ♪ isn't it right again ♪ 948 01:10:01,284 --> 01:10:05,288 ♪ isn't it good again ♪ 949 01:10:05,288 --> 01:10:08,542 ♪ isn't it right again ♪