1 00:00:37,397 --> 00:00:38,522 Evening, ladies. 2 00:00:42,146 --> 00:00:44,187 How about another top-up? 3 00:00:48,269 --> 00:00:50,602 You, big guy? 4 00:00:50,643 --> 00:00:51,560 What's the score? 5 00:01:37,049 --> 00:01:39,631 Hey. Hey! 6 00:01:44,213 --> 00:01:46,005 This isn't a robbery! 7 00:01:46,046 --> 00:01:47,962 I am from the future! 8 00:01:48,004 --> 00:01:49,420 And all of this... 9 00:01:51,086 --> 00:01:55,044 goes horribly wrong, horribly wrong. 10 00:01:58,543 --> 00:01:59,667 Are you engaged? 11 00:01:59,709 --> 00:02:02,250 -Am I not engaging enough? -What the fuck? 12 00:02:02,292 --> 00:02:04,167 I traveled here today to tell you that things 13 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:06,249 do not go well for you in the future. 14 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:08,207 In fact, I'd say you are embarking upon 15 00:02:08,249 --> 00:02:10,165 the darkest possible timeline. 16 00:02:10,206 --> 00:02:12,706 -This is all a giant mistake. -Hey! 17 00:02:12,748 --> 00:02:13,955 Would someone call the cops? 18 00:02:13,997 --> 00:02:16,830 Social media has robbed you of your dignity, 19 00:02:16,872 --> 00:02:18,704 and turned you all into children. 20 00:02:22,162 --> 00:02:24,327 Your fascist selfie culture 21 00:02:24,369 --> 00:02:27,161 has eroded your capacity for critical thinking. 22 00:02:27,202 --> 00:02:29,909 Stop it! No one leaves! 23 00:02:30,452 --> 00:02:32,409 Listen to my words. This is important. 24 00:02:33,534 --> 00:02:35,491 I mean-- Oh, okay. 25 00:02:35,533 --> 00:02:36,824 Here we go. 26 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:39,074 Fine, fine. I got a bomb. 27 00:02:39,116 --> 00:02:40,699 Whoa! Whoa! 28 00:02:40,741 --> 00:02:42,448 Yeah. These are all bombs. 29 00:02:42,489 --> 00:02:44,114 I'm covered in bombs. Come any closer... 30 00:02:44,156 --> 00:02:46,197 try to escape, and I'll blow us all up. 31 00:02:47,238 --> 00:02:49,030 Are we adequately scared now? 32 00:02:49,071 --> 00:02:51,237 Good. Great. Sit down. Get comfortable. 33 00:02:53,029 --> 00:02:54,154 Hey, sir. 34 00:02:54,195 --> 00:02:56,861 That-- That means you, now. Sit down. 35 00:02:56,902 --> 00:02:58,652 Sit down. Come on. 36 00:02:59,028 --> 00:03:00,735 Oh yeah, we got a hero. 37 00:03:00,776 --> 00:03:03,192 Sit down! Sit down! 38 00:03:03,234 --> 00:03:05,192 Sit the fuck down! 39 00:03:06,483 --> 00:03:08,108 Like I said, I'm from the future. 40 00:03:08,150 --> 00:03:10,315 A future which is totally, completely fucked. 41 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,857 And guess what? It's all your fault. 42 00:03:12,898 --> 00:03:15,273 Not specifically you 40 or so people, 43 00:03:15,314 --> 00:03:17,148 but everyone from your time. 44 00:03:17,189 --> 00:03:19,313 You're all equally complicit. 45 00:03:19,355 --> 00:03:21,521 And I'm here to set it right. 46 00:03:22,646 --> 00:03:25,645 It all started with morning phone time. 47 00:03:25,687 --> 00:03:28,477 At first, people would wake up, check their emails in bed, 48 00:03:28,519 --> 00:03:31,727 look at Facebook, scroll Twitter, X, Y, Z, whatever. 49 00:03:31,768 --> 00:03:33,518 Just a few minutes. No big deal. 50 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,018 But morning phone time 51 00:03:36,059 --> 00:03:38,808 just got longer, and longer. 52 00:03:38,850 --> 00:03:42,141 Eventually, people stopped getting out of bed entirely. 53 00:03:42,182 --> 00:03:43,640 Society fell apart. 54 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,306 People had to be hooked up to feeding tubes and catheters. 55 00:03:46,348 --> 00:03:48,264 The medical supply industry boomed. 56 00:03:48,305 --> 00:03:50,180 But everything else was fucked. 57 00:03:50,222 --> 00:03:53,388 No one even noticed that the fucking world had ended. 58 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:01,094 Are any of you even listening to me? 59 00:04:03,302 --> 00:04:04,885 Let me ask you something. 60 00:04:05,301 --> 00:04:08,300 Where did all the bookstores go? Huh? Yeah. 61 00:04:08,342 --> 00:04:11,967 What did you do when the record stores started disappearing? 62 00:04:12,009 --> 00:04:14,008 Nothing. You did nothing. 63 00:04:15,632 --> 00:04:16,840 Pop quiz. 64 00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,506 Anybody know a phone number? 65 00:04:20,339 --> 00:04:21,922 I bet not one of you knows a single 66 00:04:21,964 --> 00:04:24,672 phone number by heart anymore. 67 00:04:24,714 --> 00:04:29,087 Progress is only progress if it makes things better. 68 00:04:29,129 --> 00:04:31,461 Otherwise, it's a mistake. 69 00:04:31,919 --> 00:04:34,128 Humanity has made wrong turns before. 70 00:04:34,169 --> 00:04:35,419 Hitler, the Segway. 71 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:38,168 Someone just has to be there to turn us around, 72 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:39,626 put us back on course, 73 00:04:39,668 --> 00:04:41,792 to say, "No, children, this is not right, 74 00:04:41,834 --> 00:04:43,125 this is not the way." 75 00:04:43,166 --> 00:04:45,041 That's why I'm here. 76 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:47,708 I'm looking for recruits, soldiers, 77 00:04:47,749 --> 00:04:51,289 people who have nothing to lose and everything to fight for. 78 00:04:51,331 --> 00:04:53,206 There is an artificial intelligence coming 79 00:04:53,248 --> 00:04:55,288 in the not-so-distant future 80 00:04:55,330 --> 00:04:58,038 that shuts this whole human civilization thing down. 81 00:04:58,079 --> 00:05:00,162 But it can be stopped. 82 00:05:00,204 --> 00:05:02,412 Humanity can be saved. 83 00:05:02,453 --> 00:05:04,661 And this is where the revolution begins. 84 00:05:12,076 --> 00:05:13,118 This isn't a joke. 85 00:05:21,824 --> 00:05:23,531 This is where it starts, yeah. 86 00:05:23,948 --> 00:05:26,989 At a fucking Norms in Los Angeles. 87 00:05:27,030 --> 00:05:29,154 Somewhere in this diner is the correct combination 88 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,196 of people who are gonna join me in this revolution, 89 00:05:31,862 --> 00:05:33,445 and save humanity. 90 00:05:33,487 --> 00:05:35,070 I am going to find that right group, 91 00:05:35,112 --> 00:05:36,361 and we are gonna succeed. 92 00:05:39,194 --> 00:05:41,943 This is my 117th time in this diner. 93 00:05:41,985 --> 00:05:43,484 Doing this exact speech. 94 00:05:43,526 --> 00:05:44,818 Can you imagine that? 95 00:05:44,859 --> 00:05:48,525 117 times I've tried to get through to all of you. 96 00:05:48,566 --> 00:05:50,607 Kind of like your favorite movie, Jim, Groundhog's Day. 97 00:05:50,649 --> 00:05:52,898 That's your favorite movie, isn't it, Jim? Yeah? 98 00:05:52,940 --> 00:05:54,148 Yeah, uh-- uh-- 99 00:05:54,190 --> 00:05:55,606 - Uh, yeah, I-- - Uh, yeah, yeah? 100 00:05:55,648 --> 00:05:57,106 -How-- what-- um... -Yeah. 101 00:05:57,147 --> 00:05:58,480 How did you... 102 00:05:58,522 --> 00:06:00,896 I have experienced this night over and over again, 103 00:06:00,938 --> 00:06:02,479 each time with a different combination 104 00:06:02,521 --> 00:06:03,937 of people in this diner. 105 00:06:03,979 --> 00:06:06,020 And every time we have failed, 106 00:06:06,062 --> 00:06:08,478 I have held some of you in my arms, 107 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,936 and watched the very life flicker from your eyes. 108 00:06:10,978 --> 00:06:13,893 Some of you I even considered family. 109 00:06:13,935 --> 00:06:15,601 I've done this so many times. 110 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,976 I know some of you better than you know yourselves. 111 00:06:18,475 --> 00:06:19,808 Ha! 112 00:06:19,849 --> 00:06:22,265 Hey, Nancy Delaney and Charles Roberts, 113 00:06:22,307 --> 00:06:23,474 you're on your first date. 114 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:26,431 Charles thought Norms was the right call. 115 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:29,264 Nancy's been planning her exit for 20 minutes. 116 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:31,430 Neither one of you have ever joined my revolution 117 00:06:31,472 --> 00:06:32,680 and made it out of this diner alive. 118 00:06:32,721 --> 00:06:33,972 Excuse me. 119 00:06:34,805 --> 00:06:35,929 You! 120 00:06:35,971 --> 00:06:38,303 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 121 00:06:38,345 --> 00:06:39,678 No, no, no. 122 00:06:40,136 --> 00:06:42,260 You are the least useful person I've ever met. 123 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:46,468 29 times you've raised your hand to join my revolution. 29 times. 124 00:06:46,718 --> 00:06:48,592 You've been a fucking albatross around my neck. 125 00:06:48,634 --> 00:06:51,175 You've got a bad knee, Gerald. Figure it out. 126 00:06:51,217 --> 00:06:55,257 You die 16 minutes into the journey every time. 127 00:06:55,299 --> 00:06:57,507 You're also mind-numbingly dull. 128 00:06:57,548 --> 00:07:00,090 Raise your hand tonight. I fucking dare you. 129 00:07:00,131 --> 00:07:02,464 There she is, my queen. Yes. 130 00:07:02,506 --> 00:07:03,964 Don't be coy. 131 00:07:04,588 --> 00:07:08,171 You are my greatest soldier. My warrior in this revolution. 132 00:07:08,212 --> 00:07:10,087 We push it all the way to the limit. 133 00:07:12,711 --> 00:07:16,669 You show me things about myself I never wanted to see, 134 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:18,418 but things I needed to know. 135 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:22,250 The sexual tension between us is like a summer storm. 136 00:07:22,292 --> 00:07:25,458 But we never act on it. Never. 137 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:28,499 We channel it into our bloodlust. 138 00:07:28,540 --> 00:07:32,914 But in the end, you betray me every goddamn time. 139 00:07:32,956 --> 00:07:34,497 You break my heart, but here I am, 140 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:35,914 looking in those big brown eyes of yours, 141 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,246 and I'm thinking, fuck it. 142 00:07:37,288 --> 00:07:38,996 Let's roll those dice one more time, baby. 143 00:07:39,038 --> 00:07:40,579 Let's burn it all down. 144 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:46,036 If you come with me, there is a chance you will die tonight. 145 00:07:46,078 --> 00:07:47,410 And if you don't, well, that's game over 146 00:07:47,452 --> 00:07:48,701 for each and every person in this room. 147 00:07:48,743 --> 00:07:50,035 I promise you that. 148 00:07:50,077 --> 00:07:52,951 But tonight we got a shot. We can save the world, 149 00:07:52,992 --> 00:07:56,033 start over, do something, something real. 150 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,075 Dolores, do not call the police again. 151 00:07:58,116 --> 00:08:00,032 Put that phone away. 152 00:08:00,491 --> 00:08:03,448 There is a correct configuration of people in this diner 153 00:08:03,490 --> 00:08:06,114 that perfectly combats the future, and saves humanity. 154 00:08:06,155 --> 00:08:08,905 I am not fucking wrong about this. 155 00:08:08,947 --> 00:08:11,237 I will try every single combination 156 00:08:11,279 --> 00:08:12,528 until I get it right. 157 00:08:12,570 --> 00:08:15,986 So I need to know right now, who's joining me? 158 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:18,277 Who's ready to save the future? 159 00:08:22,485 --> 00:08:24,776 Greg. 160 00:08:25,275 --> 00:08:27,317 Greg, come on, you're Spartacus. Let's go. 161 00:08:27,359 --> 00:08:29,441 Let's go, big boy, up and at 'em. 162 00:08:32,398 --> 00:08:34,565 There they are. Hey, Phi Beta Kappa. 163 00:08:34,607 --> 00:08:36,773 What do you say? Come on, fellas, beer's on me. 164 00:08:36,814 --> 00:08:38,730 Let's make some bad decisions. 165 00:08:38,772 --> 00:08:41,563 Toga! Toga! Toga! 166 00:08:44,063 --> 00:08:45,062 Hey, you remember... 167 00:08:48,561 --> 00:08:49,936 Huh, okay. 168 00:08:51,435 --> 00:08:52,936 Baby, it looks like it's just you and me. 169 00:08:52,976 --> 00:08:55,434 Wouldn't be the first time, am I right? 170 00:08:55,476 --> 00:08:59,184 What do you say we make it the last? Huh? 171 00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:01,933 Come on, kid. 172 00:09:04,265 --> 00:09:05,265 Hey. 173 00:09:07,223 --> 00:09:10,430 Really? Zero hands? You're kidding me. 174 00:09:12,764 --> 00:09:15,055 That's the first fucking time, that's-- 175 00:09:15,804 --> 00:09:16,887 that's ever happened. 176 00:09:16,929 --> 00:09:18,887 -Fuck me. -Hey, why don't you just go, 177 00:09:18,929 --> 00:09:20,470 before you get yourself hurt, huh? 178 00:09:20,511 --> 00:09:22,719 -You're not well. -Fuck you, Pete. 179 00:09:22,761 --> 00:09:24,801 I'm not crazy. 180 00:09:25,302 --> 00:09:27,593 Why is everyone from your timeline so fucking dumb? 181 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:29,550 - You look homeless, bro. - Who said that? 182 00:09:30,592 --> 00:09:32,966 Fuck you, too. I'm not homeless. 183 00:09:33,424 --> 00:09:35,215 I come from a nightmare apocalypse. 184 00:09:35,257 --> 00:09:39,256 This is the height of fucking fashion, where I come from. 185 00:09:39,923 --> 00:09:40,714 You should see what our homeless look like. 186 00:09:40,756 --> 00:09:42,131 They look dead. 187 00:09:43,088 --> 00:09:44,671 Oh, fantastic. 188 00:09:44,713 --> 00:09:45,922 Here come the police. 189 00:09:45,963 --> 00:09:47,588 Thank you so much, Dolores. 190 00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,503 This is a total bust. 191 00:09:50,545 --> 00:09:51,878 Whatever. 192 00:09:51,920 --> 00:09:54,753 Whatever, I'm gettin' out of here. 193 00:09:55,169 --> 00:09:57,044 I had a bad feeling about this run from the jump. 194 00:09:59,209 --> 00:10:01,459 What are you looking at? I gotta carb up for the trip. 195 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,375 I'd like to see you survive the calorie burn 196 00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:04,292 of a temporal rift. 197 00:10:04,1000 --> 00:10:06,041 I'll join you. 198 00:10:08,957 --> 00:10:11,956 Well, I'll be damned. Uh, yeah. 199 00:10:11,998 --> 00:10:13,748 Uh, uh... 200 00:10:13,789 --> 00:10:15,997 Ma'am, please, st-- join us. 201 00:10:17,538 --> 00:10:18,413 Right over there. 202 00:10:20,079 --> 00:10:21,746 Anyone else? 203 00:10:22,412 --> 00:10:25,119 Well, maybe this night wasn't a bust after all. 204 00:10:26,244 --> 00:10:27,952 Well, that's bad news for the rest of you, 205 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,744 because now we're gonna do it the hard way. 206 00:10:30,410 --> 00:10:32,910 Let's go. You, phony soprano, let's go, shitbird. 207 00:10:32,950 --> 00:10:34,159 Oh! Okay, okay. 208 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,783 - Jesus Christ! - Stand there with her. 209 00:10:35,825 --> 00:10:37,533 There are 47 people in this diner, 210 00:10:37,575 --> 00:10:39,449 which means there are millions of possible combinations, 211 00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:41,407 but I will find the right people nicely. 212 00:10:41,449 --> 00:10:42,907 Not you, not you. 213 00:10:42,948 --> 00:10:44,489 Definitely not you. 214 00:10:44,531 --> 00:10:46,031 You two, let's go. 215 00:10:46,072 --> 00:10:48,363 Sonny and Cher, let's go. All right, all right, all right. 216 00:10:48,405 --> 00:10:50,238 Go stand with the others. If anyone tries any shit, 217 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,821 I'm gonna detonate this fucking thing. Now! 218 00:10:51,863 --> 00:10:53,070 Take me! 219 00:10:53,112 --> 00:10:54,486 Just don't hurt these people. 220 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:56,528 All right, big boy. 221 00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:58,153 You're coming, too. Hurry it up. 222 00:10:59,652 --> 00:11:02,443 Shit, we're running out of time. Uh, not you, not you. 223 00:11:02,484 --> 00:11:04,192 Definitely not you. Put your fucking hand down. 224 00:11:04,234 --> 00:11:06,358 Gerald, please, come on. 225 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,400 I'll go with you. 226 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,566 No, absolutely not. 227 00:11:11,608 --> 00:11:12,399 Why? 228 00:11:13,357 --> 00:11:14,440 I don't know. You creep me out. 229 00:11:14,481 --> 00:11:16,689 You get a real "off her meds" vibe, 230 00:11:16,731 --> 00:11:17,981 I don't need that shit. 231 00:11:19,063 --> 00:11:21,188 Uh, let's see. That's five. 232 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:24,021 Yeah. Uh, I don't know. One more. 233 00:11:24,062 --> 00:11:25,937 You, wind beneath my wings. Let's go. 234 00:11:25,979 --> 00:11:27,687 You, why not? Let's go. Sure. 235 00:11:27,728 --> 00:11:29,769 Come on. That's, uh, that's six. 236 00:11:29,811 --> 00:11:32,227 That could be enough. It's hard to say. 237 00:11:50,598 --> 00:11:52,014 You know what? Fuck it. You're coming, too. 238 00:11:52,055 --> 00:11:54,138 I'm in a weird mood tonight. Let's go, princess. 239 00:11:56,387 --> 00:11:58,345 I guess that means the rest of you get the night off. 240 00:11:58,387 --> 00:11:59,928 Kindly stay in your seats until we get out of here, 241 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:02,136 and, uh, no hero bullshit. 242 00:12:05,218 --> 00:12:07,218 Now, this a weird fucking group, isn't it? 243 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:09,259 Definitely never tried this combination before. 244 00:12:10,550 --> 00:12:12,341 How exactly are we gonna get out of here? 245 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:14,174 Uh, usually, we don't. 246 00:12:14,216 --> 00:12:15,424 A deranged man with a bomb 247 00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:16,757 holding an entire restaurant hostage 248 00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:19,298 makes for a tense standoff with the boys in blue. 249 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:20,631 Yeah, get taller, taller, taller. 250 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,672 Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. 251 00:12:22,714 --> 00:12:24,589 Hey! It's gonna be okay! 252 00:12:24,630 --> 00:12:26,213 Or it's not. I don't know. 253 00:12:26,255 --> 00:12:28,879 If this isn't the right group, I'll be honest, 254 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,753 you're in for a rough night. 255 00:12:31,295 --> 00:12:32,587 And if this is the right group, then that means 256 00:12:32,628 --> 00:12:34,295 each and every one of you is bringing something 257 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,835 to the table that's gonna help save this world. 258 00:12:36,877 --> 00:12:38,877 Rest assured, your entire lives 259 00:12:38,918 --> 00:12:41,418 have been building to this night. 260 00:12:42,042 --> 00:12:44,791 Either way, I say, fuck it. Let's roll those dice. 261 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:47,041 The revolution begins tonight! 262 00:12:48,874 --> 00:12:50,207 Good luck! 263 00:12:50,248 --> 00:12:51,290 Have fun! 264 00:12:51,331 --> 00:12:52,498 Don't Die! 265 00:13:00,787 --> 00:13:01,912 I'm nervous. 266 00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:03,704 I feel like I need more saliva in my mouth. 267 00:13:03,744 --> 00:13:05,036 You're fine. 268 00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:07,286 -I'm too old for this. -No, you're not. 269 00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:08,869 You're very appropriately aged. 270 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:10,118 Oh, they're not gonna like me. 271 00:13:10,159 --> 00:13:12,742 That's probably true, but that's okay. 272 00:13:12,784 --> 00:13:14,325 You're not here to be liked. 273 00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:15,867 I don't think this is a good idea. 274 00:13:16,367 --> 00:13:18,533 Mark, can we please not do this again now? 275 00:13:18,575 --> 00:13:21,824 Well, I-- I just don't see this being a good fit for me. 276 00:13:21,866 --> 00:13:23,906 So, quit. Do whatever you want. 277 00:13:23,948 --> 00:13:25,614 -God knows you always do. -What's his name? 278 00:13:25,656 --> 00:13:26,656 -The... -Who? 279 00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:28,155 The guy that left on the whatever. 280 00:13:28,197 --> 00:13:29,280 -The sabbatical? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 281 00:13:29,321 --> 00:13:30,737 Tim. They called him Mr. Kempshaw. 282 00:13:30,779 --> 00:13:32,154 Yeah, yeah. When's he coming back? 283 00:13:32,196 --> 00:13:34,028 I don't know. 284 00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:35,695 Okay, I have to go. I'll see you at lunch. 285 00:13:35,736 --> 00:13:36,736 You're gonna be fine. I promise. 286 00:13:36,778 --> 00:13:38,944 Okay. 287 00:13:40,527 --> 00:13:41,985 I don't like people. 288 00:13:42,026 --> 00:13:45,359 I know, but they're barely people. 289 00:13:57,106 --> 00:13:59,106 I'm your substitute teacher. 290 00:13:59,522 --> 00:14:00,855 Uh, you can call me Mark. 291 00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:02,980 I'm not sure if that's against the rules. 292 00:14:03,021 --> 00:14:05,479 Uh, but speaking of rules, 293 00:14:05,521 --> 00:14:08,353 are you allowed to have your phones out in class like this? 294 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,226 This is Anna Karenina by Count Leo Tolstoy. 295 00:14:16,268 --> 00:14:18,642 Can anyone tell me who, uh, Tolstoy is? 296 00:14:18,684 --> 00:14:20,475 A Boomer. 297 00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:21,850 Incorrect. Uh... 298 00:14:22,183 --> 00:14:23,808 he's a Russian writer from the 19th Century, 299 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:25,640 and we will be reading this book. 300 00:14:25,682 --> 00:14:26,849 Is it YA? 301 00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:29,223 - No, no. - Is it A? 302 00:14:30,806 --> 00:14:32,638 Uh, I-- I don't think that's a thing. 303 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,971 Did-- Did they make a movie of it? 304 00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:37,470 Um, I don't know. That's irrelevant. Uh... 305 00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:38,637 Oh, I found it. 306 00:14:38,929 --> 00:14:41,178 It's, like, a million years old, though. 307 00:14:41,928 --> 00:14:43,302 It has Keira Knightley in it. 308 00:14:43,344 --> 00:14:45,177 Can you put away your phones, please? 309 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:47,968 I'm listening to the audiobook. It fucking sucks. 310 00:14:48,009 --> 00:14:50,384 Oh, no, the audiobook doesn't count. 311 00:14:50,425 --> 00:14:52,675 I-- You have to read the actual book. 312 00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:54,341 Yes? 313 00:14:54,383 --> 00:14:55,508 I need a Pepsi. 314 00:14:56,507 --> 00:14:58,549 -A what? -I need a Pepsi. 315 00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:01,756 I haven't had a Pepsi yet today, and I need a Pepsi. 316 00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:03,339 Can I go get a Pepsi? 317 00:15:03,713 --> 00:15:05,338 Why do you keep saying Pepsi so much? 318 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:11,711 - What'd they give you? - 11th grade English. 319 00:15:11,753 --> 00:15:13,127 -On your first day? -Yeah. 320 00:15:13,169 --> 00:15:15,294 That's brutal. 321 00:15:15,336 --> 00:15:16,585 Yeah. 322 00:15:16,627 --> 00:15:19,668 I caught a student passing a note this morning. 323 00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:21,959 -You know what it said? -What? 324 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,834 "Have you tried Southern Heat Barbecue Doritos? 325 00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:25,833 They're delicious." 326 00:15:25,874 --> 00:15:28,290 That's an advertisement, right? 327 00:15:28,332 --> 00:15:30,581 They're literally advertising to each other. 328 00:15:30,623 --> 00:15:32,082 They passed a handwritten note? 329 00:15:32,122 --> 00:15:35,288 No, it was an app. 330 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,704 -I think it was Note Passer. -Oh yeah, they love that one. 331 00:15:37,746 --> 00:15:39,663 Did you guys hear about Craig? 332 00:15:39,704 --> 00:15:42,120 He's on sabbatical. Stress-related. 333 00:15:42,162 --> 00:15:44,411 -Really? Oh. -Lucky bastard. 334 00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:47,911 What exactly are the rules about students using phones in class? 335 00:15:47,953 --> 00:15:49,827 Oh, that's a ridiculous question. 336 00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:51,077 Rules? 337 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:53,451 Are there rules in war, Mark? 338 00:15:53,493 --> 00:15:55,408 No, it just seems like they shouldn't be allowed 339 00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,659 to have their phones out. 340 00:15:56,699 --> 00:15:58,491 I don't like it either, man. 341 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,907 I've been working on something in my off hours. 342 00:16:00,949 --> 00:16:03,573 Hmm. 343 00:16:04,781 --> 00:16:06,614 -What is that? -Jesus Christ. 344 00:16:06,656 --> 00:16:08,780 Please don't encourage him, Mark. 345 00:16:08,822 --> 00:16:10,072 I call it a jammer. 346 00:16:10,113 --> 00:16:12,612 It locks up their phones. Bricks 'em. 347 00:16:12,654 --> 00:16:14,946 Really freaks the little fuckers out. 348 00:16:14,986 --> 00:16:17,945 Yeah? It looks like a toy from, uh, Mars Attacks. 349 00:16:17,986 --> 00:16:20,027 -Yeah, he loves that movie. -Classic. 350 00:16:20,069 --> 00:16:22,443 Can you just put that away, Dale? Please. 351 00:16:22,485 --> 00:16:24,151 Yeah, you're going to get us in trouble. 352 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,691 What is that? 353 00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:28,942 Damn it, not again. 354 00:16:28,983 --> 00:16:31,024 -School shooting. -Really? 355 00:16:31,649 --> 00:16:33,357 Come on, Mark. 356 00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:44,938 You're a sad old lady. 357 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,977 I'm not that old. 358 00:16:50,019 --> 00:16:53,060 You're, like, a hundred years old. 359 00:16:53,811 --> 00:16:54,851 You're like a witch. 360 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,059 I'm only 35. 361 00:17:00,017 --> 00:17:01,891 That's, like, older than most trees. 362 00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:04,182 You're, like, my mom's age. 363 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:07,723 You're like a dead person. 364 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:10,014 -Hey, l-- leave her alone, huh? -Mark, Mark. 365 00:17:10,056 --> 00:17:11,972 - What? - Stop. 366 00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:14,846 What did you say, Grandpa Dinosaur? 367 00:17:14,888 --> 00:17:16,471 Honey, he didn't mean it. 368 00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:17,762 -No, I-- -He didn't mean it. 369 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,137 I-- I said just, you know, just... 370 00:17:19,179 --> 00:17:21,261 like, ease up, ease up on her, that's all. 371 00:17:24,302 --> 00:17:26,177 All clear. Everyone to class. 372 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,425 - Where's Dale? - He went on sabbatical. 373 00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,382 Lucky son of a bitch. 374 00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:36,549 Why is everyone on sabbatical? Like, what does that even mean? 375 00:17:36,591 --> 00:17:39,673 Mark, uh, some people just need to go on sabbatical. 376 00:17:39,715 --> 00:17:41,006 It's a hard job. 377 00:17:41,048 --> 00:17:42,672 Well, how do you even know if Dale's on sabbatical? 378 00:17:42,714 --> 00:17:45,005 The vice principal told me. 379 00:17:45,047 --> 00:17:46,713 Well, where's the principal? 380 00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:48,046 On sabbatical. 381 00:17:48,796 --> 00:17:51,587 I'm almost positive high school teachers don't go on sabbatical. 382 00:17:51,629 --> 00:17:53,419 These are troubling times, Mark. 383 00:19:18,773 --> 00:19:21,105 Uh, uh, I'm-- I'm sorry. I... 384 00:20:01,261 --> 00:20:02,927 Oh, God. No. 385 00:20:11,425 --> 00:20:12,425 I did something bad. 386 00:20:12,467 --> 00:20:14,341 I-- I think I'm in trouble. 387 00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:15,383 What did you do? 388 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,382 I-- I touched one of their phones. 389 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,466 You did what? 390 00:20:18,507 --> 00:20:20,506 Yeah, the-- the images were hypnotic. 391 00:20:20,548 --> 00:20:21,756 They were drawing me in. 392 00:20:21,797 --> 00:20:23,422 Just random flashing images. 393 00:20:23,464 --> 00:20:26,088 And on each one of their phones, the exact same images. 394 00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:28,920 I think there's something sinister going on. 395 00:20:29,254 --> 00:20:31,378 I-- I think the teachers are disappearing. 396 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:33,253 And I think the students have something to do with it. 397 00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:35,794 Also, high school teachers don't-- don't go on sabbatical. 398 00:20:35,836 --> 00:20:37,210 I-- I checked it out! 399 00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:39,543 Mark, do you know how paranoid you sound right now? 400 00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:41,001 -What? -I'm sorry, 401 00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:43,542 but can you just do the right thing for me? 402 00:20:43,584 --> 00:20:45,125 For us, just once, Mark. 403 00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:46,583 I swear, if I lose this job 404 00:20:46,624 --> 00:20:48,040 because you touched a kid's phone-- 405 00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:49,374 Janet, Janet, Janet, Janet, Janet. 406 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,373 I know things aren't great between us right now. 407 00:20:51,415 --> 00:20:53,581 And I know I fucked up my last six jobs. 408 00:20:53,622 --> 00:20:54,748 But I'm not being paranoid. 409 00:20:54,789 --> 00:20:56,038 I cannot believe this is happening. 410 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:59,829 Honey, I need us to be a team right now, please. 411 00:20:59,871 --> 00:21:01,871 Please. 412 00:21:10,452 --> 00:21:12,617 What? 413 00:21:12,659 --> 00:21:14,200 What are they doing? 414 00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:19,824 Okay, everyone get to the side! 415 00:21:20,408 --> 00:21:21,699 Aah! 416 00:21:21,741 --> 00:21:23,865 Oh! Why did you touch the phone? 417 00:21:23,906 --> 00:21:25,322 I don't know. 418 00:21:25,364 --> 00:21:27,697 -Oh no! -Ah! 419 00:21:27,739 --> 00:21:29,321 This way, this way! 420 00:21:29,363 --> 00:21:30,904 Oh my God, oh! 421 00:21:30,946 --> 00:21:32,696 Oh my God, let's go this way! 422 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:36,862 Oh! What do we do? 423 00:21:36,903 --> 00:21:38,319 What do we do now? 424 00:21:38,361 --> 00:21:40,111 I don't know, find something to protect yourself with! 425 00:21:40,153 --> 00:21:41,152 Okay! 426 00:21:41,193 --> 00:21:43,735 Oh! 427 00:21:46,067 --> 00:21:47,192 Oh! 428 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:52,524 This must be Joe's classroom. Do these things even work? 429 00:21:52,566 --> 00:21:53,733 -I don't know! -Here, take one. 430 00:21:53,774 --> 00:21:55,107 Okay! 431 00:22:00,605 --> 00:22:02,355 Oh, God! Stay back! 432 00:22:03,896 --> 00:22:05,604 Oh! 433 00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:22,725 Oh! 434 00:22:22,766 --> 00:22:26,057 Slow down. Let's just act normal. 435 00:22:26,099 --> 00:22:27,181 How's this? 436 00:22:29,597 --> 00:22:32,222 -Go! -Oh, no! Okay. 437 00:22:39,595 --> 00:22:40,470 Oh, my-- 438 00:22:42,636 --> 00:22:45,052 -We gotta go now, right now! -Okay! Okay! 439 00:22:46,885 --> 00:22:48,843 Run 'em over! 440 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,089 Just let us go, please. 441 00:23:03,131 --> 00:23:06,338 Not an option. There are three exits at this Norm's diner. 442 00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:08,046 Front door, back door, and side emergency. 443 00:23:08,088 --> 00:23:10,003 Maybe we can negotiate with them! Maybe they'll believe 444 00:23:10,045 --> 00:23:11,670 your story, you know, about the revolution! 445 00:23:11,712 --> 00:23:13,169 Yeah, maybe pigs will fly out of my ass! 446 00:23:13,211 --> 00:23:16,002 Don't patronize me, Bob. I know you don't believe me. 447 00:23:16,044 --> 00:23:18,419 But if you make it out of here at some point tonight, you will. 448 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,167 If any of you are thinking about making a run for the cops... 449 00:23:21,418 --> 00:23:24,625 Yeah. Right here. Just one push. One push. 450 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:26,874 If you're from the future, why didn't you stop the waitress 451 00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:29,165 -from calling the cops? -Maybe I did, Scott. 452 00:23:30,290 --> 00:23:31,581 Maybe someone else called the police. 453 00:23:31,623 --> 00:23:33,331 Someone not in this diner. Someone who told them 454 00:23:33,373 --> 00:23:35,248 I'm strapped with a bomb and have multiple accomplices. 455 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:36,664 If you've done this so many times, 456 00:23:36,706 --> 00:23:38,080 why don't you just tell us which way to go? 457 00:23:38,122 --> 00:23:40,204 Because there's no correct answer here, Janet. 458 00:23:42,870 --> 00:23:44,203 I'm telling you what I know. 459 00:23:44,245 --> 00:23:46,869 There are three bad options. The front... 460 00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:50,327 obviously, the worst. 461 00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:54,368 We got it! We got it! 462 00:23:58,825 --> 00:24:00,199 The back... 463 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:02,282 I'll be honest, it showed some promise at first. 464 00:24:04,365 --> 00:24:07,447 Okay. Okay, come on. Come on, let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 465 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:10,530 Come on. Stay low. Stay low. Stay low. Be quiet. 466 00:24:12,488 --> 00:24:15,445 There! 467 00:24:23,026 --> 00:24:25,318 Last is the emergency side exit. 468 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,192 Now that's a real shitshow. 469 00:24:27,817 --> 00:24:28,733 Breach! 470 00:24:28,775 --> 00:24:31,566 Go, boys! 471 00:24:31,982 --> 00:24:34,482 Don't shoot! 472 00:24:43,313 --> 00:24:44,979 I'd really, really rather not try that again. 473 00:24:45,021 --> 00:24:46,978 Why are we listening to this nutjob? 474 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:49,853 He's never been here before. What are we talking about? 475 00:24:49,895 --> 00:24:52,352 Look, just tell us, based on your experience, 476 00:24:52,394 --> 00:24:54,686 what is our best chance of getting out of here alive? 477 00:24:56,685 --> 00:24:58,434 I really don't like to say it out loud. 478 00:24:58,476 --> 00:24:59,558 It's kind of a morale killer. 479 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,975 Oh, come on! 480 00:25:01,017 --> 00:25:03,433 All right, fine! We split into two groups. 481 00:25:04,474 --> 00:25:06,265 One group goes out the back door, 482 00:25:06,307 --> 00:25:07,431 and the other sacrifices 483 00:25:07,473 --> 00:25:08,890 their lives so the other can make it, okay? 484 00:25:08,932 --> 00:25:10,972 Yeah, it's a bummer. 485 00:25:11,014 --> 00:25:12,971 Yeah, I know. It's a real fucking bummer. 486 00:25:13,013 --> 00:25:14,805 What is that even counting down? 487 00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:16,388 Yeah, you haven't even told us our-- our goal. 488 00:25:16,429 --> 00:25:19,054 - What, something about AI? - Yeah, we don't really 489 00:25:19,096 --> 00:25:20,762 get into that till we get out of the diner, okay? 490 00:25:20,804 --> 00:25:22,345 Well, we're not getting out the front. 491 00:25:25,511 --> 00:25:28,802 Don't look at me. I guess we follow the princess. 492 00:25:35,716 --> 00:25:37,174 How many are there? 493 00:25:38,590 --> 00:25:40,798 -A lot. -Well, who's going? 494 00:25:40,839 --> 00:25:42,923 -Not me. Fuck that. -Real brave, Scott. 495 00:25:42,964 --> 00:25:44,880 -I'll go. -Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 496 00:25:44,922 --> 00:25:46,296 -No, no, no, no, no. -Let me go. 497 00:25:46,338 --> 00:25:47,713 -Let her go. -No, no, no. 498 00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:49,213 I applaud your gumption there, princess, 499 00:25:49,254 --> 00:25:50,796 but I know that look in your eyes. 500 00:25:50,837 --> 00:25:52,504 Where I come from... 501 00:25:53,045 --> 00:25:54,670 those eyes are more common than brown. 502 00:25:54,711 --> 00:25:56,461 I'm trying to save the world here, 503 00:25:56,503 --> 00:25:58,585 not facilitate a suicide, okay? 504 00:25:59,001 --> 00:26:00,251 Does anyone have any weapons? 505 00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:02,626 None that are useful in this situation. 506 00:26:02,918 --> 00:26:04,501 What the fuck does that mean? 507 00:26:04,1000 --> 00:26:07,291 - What, are you packing? - No, I-- I-- 508 00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:08,832 Bob here's got a gun. 509 00:26:09,582 --> 00:26:12,165 Yeah, he's planning to shoot me with it and be the big hero. 510 00:26:12,207 --> 00:26:14,289 -I wasn't. I'm so sorry-- -It's okay, Bob. 511 00:26:14,331 --> 00:26:16,830 We've been through this before. In fact, I pick you a lot. 512 00:26:16,872 --> 00:26:19,996 You're kind of my lucky charm. And guess what, Bob? 513 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,870 You are gonna be the big hero tonight. 514 00:26:22,912 --> 00:26:24,037 What are you talking about? 515 00:26:24,079 --> 00:26:25,578 I want you to buy us our window. 516 00:26:25,620 --> 00:26:27,952 You've done it before. You've survived before. 517 00:26:27,994 --> 00:26:30,410 Do it for those boys back at your booth. 518 00:26:30,452 --> 00:26:31,785 It's Boy Scouts, right? 519 00:26:31,826 --> 00:26:34,326 Troop 47. I'm the assistant scout leader. 520 00:26:34,368 --> 00:26:36,742 Not gonna be assistant tomorrow. Do it for 47. 521 00:26:36,784 --> 00:26:39,658 This is why you're here, Bob. It all begins with you. 522 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:41,616 Those boys out there, 523 00:26:42,032 --> 00:26:45,782 they're never gonna forget the day Bob saved the fucking world. 524 00:26:45,822 --> 00:26:47,947 -I save the fucking world. -Get out there! 525 00:26:47,989 --> 00:26:50,780 -Bob saves the fucking world. -Semper Fi. You got this. 526 00:26:50,821 --> 00:26:54,154 Let's go. Semper Fi, Bob. 527 00:27:03,069 --> 00:27:04,901 Okay, let's go. Bob's dead. Everyone follow me. 528 00:27:04,942 --> 00:27:06,360 -What do you mean? -But you said-- 529 00:27:06,401 --> 00:27:07,776 -Come on. Quickly. -What are you talking about? 530 00:27:07,817 --> 00:27:09,608 Never tried that before. I thought it was worth a shot. 531 00:27:09,650 --> 00:27:10,941 - Oh, well. - That's fucked up! 532 00:27:10,983 --> 00:27:12,483 I'm sorry, was someone else coming up with a plan? 533 00:27:12,524 --> 00:27:13,607 It's dark times. 534 00:27:13,649 --> 00:27:15,231 Ah! Goddamn it! 535 00:27:15,273 --> 00:27:17,564 -They breached the front. -Let's try the other side. 536 00:27:17,606 --> 00:27:19,065 No point, no point. Everyone relax. 537 00:27:19,106 --> 00:27:20,272 -Look, this group is a bust-- -I'm not dying 538 00:27:20,314 --> 00:27:21,772 at a fucking Norm's! 539 00:27:21,813 --> 00:27:23,730 Sometimes if you lie down, they don't shoot so much. 540 00:27:23,772 --> 00:27:25,104 You better find a way to get us-- 541 00:27:25,146 --> 00:27:26,812 -Hey, hey! Clicky, clicky. -Wait, wait, wait! 542 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:28,646 -Wait. There's another way. -Oh, look who decided 543 00:27:28,686 --> 00:27:29,978 -to get involved. -In the office, 544 00:27:30,020 --> 00:27:31,894 there's a hidden door, and it leads to the cellar. 545 00:27:31,935 --> 00:27:33,518 In the cellar, there's a crawlspace, and it takes us 546 00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,477 - to an exit down the block. - There's no cellar. 547 00:27:36,518 --> 00:27:38,018 I've been here 117 times. 548 00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:40,392 -I've never seen a cellar. -Take us to the office! Go, go! 549 00:27:40,434 --> 00:27:41,683 Hey, where you going? Guy-- 550 00:27:41,725 --> 00:27:44,141 Guy with the bomb. Guy in charge here. 551 00:27:45,599 --> 00:27:48,806 Okay, okay, show me this magic secret door 552 00:27:48,848 --> 00:27:50,889 that somehow I've missed one hundred-- 553 00:27:56,971 --> 00:28:00,095 Well, what the hell did I just kill Bob for? 554 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:04,761 Maybe, uh, speak up a little faster next time, Susan. 555 00:28:06,594 --> 00:28:08,593 All right, before we leave, I need everyone's cell phones. 556 00:28:08,635 --> 00:28:09,843 -Come on. -What? Why? 557 00:28:09,885 --> 00:28:11,717 Just do it, or I'm gonna murder-suicide us all 558 00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:13,051 in the restaurant office. Let's go, come on. 559 00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:14,008 -Jesus Christ. -Come on, come on. 560 00:28:16,966 --> 00:28:18,382 All right, all right, all right. 561 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,048 -Hey, hey. -I-- I don't have one. 562 00:28:21,465 --> 00:28:23,006 Yeah, of course you don't, weirdo. 563 00:28:23,589 --> 00:28:25,838 -So unnecessary! -Down the ladder. Come on. 564 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:28,713 Guy with the button, huh? Let's go. 565 00:28:28,755 --> 00:28:30,338 Hey, hey. Tell me how you... 566 00:28:30,379 --> 00:28:32,420 Seriously, how did you know about that hidden door? 567 00:28:32,462 --> 00:28:33,337 -I-- -Huh? 568 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:34,711 Who cares? Let's go. 569 00:28:48,458 --> 00:28:49,583 You said there was a way out of here? 570 00:28:49,624 --> 00:28:52,123 Yeah. Over there. 571 00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:03,995 Whoa! 572 00:29:04,037 --> 00:29:05,745 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! -Who the fuck are you? 573 00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:08,660 Tell me right now how you knew there was a door up there. 574 00:29:08,702 --> 00:29:10,493 -I-- -You a cop or something? 575 00:29:10,535 --> 00:29:11,660 No, no. 576 00:29:11,702 --> 00:29:12,909 -Who sent you? -No one. 577 00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:14,618 -Huh? -I just wanted to help. 578 00:29:14,659 --> 00:29:15,867 -You sure? -Yeah. 579 00:29:15,908 --> 00:29:17,200 -You just wanted to help? -Yes. 580 00:29:17,242 --> 00:29:18,742 She saved our lives, man. 581 00:29:19,866 --> 00:29:22,324 You just knew there was a basement in Norm's? 582 00:29:22,365 --> 00:29:24,240 Hey, hey. 583 00:29:24,282 --> 00:29:25,531 Look at me. 584 00:29:25,573 --> 00:29:26,865 Maybe it's just like you said. 585 00:29:27,739 --> 00:29:28,864 We are the right group, huh? 586 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:34,112 Are-- are we gonna get out of here, or... 587 00:29:35,446 --> 00:29:36,612 Dude! 588 00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:59,064 Something's different tonight. 589 00:30:57,674 --> 00:30:59,257 Looks like you're next. Come on. 590 00:31:08,879 --> 00:31:11,129 My little Robby. 591 00:31:11,170 --> 00:31:12,712 Poor little Robby. 592 00:31:15,253 --> 00:31:18,210 What's worse is mine was shot by his best friend. 593 00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:20,459 Oh, I'm so sorry. 594 00:31:21,002 --> 00:31:22,543 Now I have to go halfway across town 595 00:31:22,585 --> 00:31:23,834 in rush hour traffic. 596 00:31:30,249 --> 00:31:32,748 Did you lose your child in the school shooting today? 597 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:34,706 Ours died too. 598 00:31:35,998 --> 00:31:38,247 After we sign the paperwork, you can come with us. 599 00:31:39,454 --> 00:31:41,079 It's your first time, right? 600 00:31:42,246 --> 00:31:43,329 Was he great? 601 00:31:43,912 --> 00:31:44,912 Your kid? 602 00:31:45,579 --> 00:31:46,744 Was he a great kid? 603 00:31:48,952 --> 00:31:50,452 - Yes. - That's a shame. 604 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:54,534 It's a shame when they're great and get shot by their peers. 605 00:31:54,576 --> 00:31:57,576 You'll come with us. Right after. 606 00:31:58,616 --> 00:32:00,074 Wh-- where? 607 00:32:01,366 --> 00:32:02,907 She's in shock. Give her the card. 608 00:32:07,406 --> 00:32:10,155 Go tomorrow. Tonight, just go home. 609 00:32:10,197 --> 00:32:11,697 Why deal with the traffic? 610 00:32:11,738 --> 00:32:14,196 Why deal with it? Tomorrow's as good as today. 611 00:32:14,238 --> 00:32:15,696 -Maybe run a bath. -Yeah. 612 00:32:15,737 --> 00:32:17,070 Go first thing in the morning. 613 00:32:17,112 --> 00:32:18,945 All right, who's next? 614 00:32:20,278 --> 00:32:22,402 You go, honey. Hi, Wendy. 615 00:32:22,443 --> 00:32:23,819 Hey, Brenda. 616 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:25,693 It's just a little paperwork, 617 00:32:25,734 --> 00:32:27,025 and then you can go to the store. 618 00:32:28,109 --> 00:32:29,650 She's gonna go tomorrow. 619 00:32:29,692 --> 00:32:31,608 Good idea, what with all the traffic. 620 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,566 That's exactly what we were saying. 621 00:33:53,711 --> 00:33:55,294 Hi there. Welcome. 622 00:33:55,336 --> 00:33:56,835 We're so sorry for your loss. 623 00:33:56,877 --> 00:33:58,544 My name is Blaise. How can I help? 624 00:34:00,126 --> 00:34:02,543 I-- I don't know what I'm doing here. 625 00:34:03,459 --> 00:34:05,959 Oh, first time! Oh, first time. 626 00:34:05,1000 --> 00:34:07,792 Okay, well, yeah, that is not a problem. 627 00:34:07,832 --> 00:34:09,707 We can get you, uh, set right up. 628 00:34:09,749 --> 00:34:12,581 Okay, uh, which school did the shooting take place at? 629 00:34:13,831 --> 00:34:16,164 Uh, Glen-- Glenhurst. 630 00:34:16,206 --> 00:34:17,747 Glenhurst. 631 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:19,372 Darren's in the ninth grade. 632 00:34:19,413 --> 00:34:21,038 -He was. -Ninth grade. 633 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,912 Great, great. Got it. 634 00:34:24,079 --> 00:34:27,036 So, are you looking to clone Darren today? 635 00:34:29,078 --> 00:34:30,118 What? 636 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,576 We can recreate your son in a clone body. 637 00:34:32,618 --> 00:34:34,034 Fully organic human flesh, 638 00:34:34,076 --> 00:34:37,200 taken directly from your son's source DNA. 639 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,699 I don't-- What do you mean? 640 00:34:39,741 --> 00:34:43,074 Are you saying you can give me my son back? 641 00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:45,989 Yes. Yeah, I mean, the process isn't perfect. 642 00:34:46,031 --> 00:34:48,489 I mean, physically-- physically, it is spot-on. 643 00:34:48,531 --> 00:34:50,405 You know, we have that down. But... 644 00:34:50,447 --> 00:34:52,821 when it comes to the personality, well... 645 00:34:52,863 --> 00:34:55,196 you know, we do our best. 646 00:34:55,487 --> 00:34:56,654 The brain is a tricky thing. 647 00:34:57,362 --> 00:34:59,653 This is... real? 648 00:35:00,778 --> 00:35:02,568 Why have I never heard of it before? 649 00:35:02,610 --> 00:35:03,818 Oh, it's a classified program. 650 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:05,652 Yeah, we keep it pretty hush-hush. 651 00:35:05,693 --> 00:35:09,691 Also, it's, uh-- it's wildly expensive, so... 652 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,525 How-- how much is it? 653 00:35:12,566 --> 00:35:15,107 Uh... a lot. 654 00:35:15,149 --> 00:35:16,524 Uh, but, because your son was killed 655 00:35:16,565 --> 00:35:18,148 in a public school shooting, 656 00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:20,606 the government will actually take the hit for most of it. 657 00:35:20,648 --> 00:35:22,105 -They will? -Mm-hmm. 658 00:35:22,147 --> 00:35:24,480 You know, we could subsidize the price even further 659 00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:26,313 if you get the version with ads. 660 00:35:26,355 --> 00:35:27,521 Ads? 661 00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:29,686 Once a day, your son will do an ad. 662 00:35:29,728 --> 00:35:31,811 I know. It's not weird or anything. 663 00:35:31,853 --> 00:35:34,102 He does it as himself, in his own voice, 664 00:35:34,144 --> 00:35:35,852 and they'll be tailored towards products 665 00:35:35,893 --> 00:35:37,518 you find interesting anyway. 666 00:35:39,059 --> 00:35:40,559 Is he a robot? 667 00:35:41,392 --> 00:35:43,183 What-- No. No. 668 00:35:43,225 --> 00:35:45,474 No, we're, uh, nowhere near being able to do that. 669 00:35:45,516 --> 00:35:47,390 He's just a clone. 670 00:35:47,432 --> 00:35:49,389 Yeah, pure, organic human flesh. 671 00:35:49,431 --> 00:35:53,472 I'm sorry. I'm-- I'm just a little overwhelmed. 672 00:35:53,514 --> 00:35:55,430 Mmm, yeah. 673 00:35:55,472 --> 00:35:56,679 So... 674 00:35:56,721 --> 00:36:00,845 you're saying... you can give me my son back? 675 00:36:02,012 --> 00:36:03,428 Pretty much, yeah. 676 00:36:03,470 --> 00:36:06,594 So, let's start out with personality traits. 677 00:36:06,636 --> 00:36:09,343 Right, now, try to be as specific as possible, 678 00:36:09,384 --> 00:36:11,884 but I'd only pick one. Two at most. 679 00:36:13,967 --> 00:36:16,466 Any of these jump out at you? I mean, was he neat? 680 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:19,382 Dumb? Sleepy? Weird? 681 00:36:19,424 --> 00:36:21,840 -Completely unhinged? -What? No. 682 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,964 One of the options is "completely unhinged"? 683 00:36:25,006 --> 00:36:26,464 Yeah, but those are usually for the shooters, 684 00:36:26,506 --> 00:36:29,171 -not the ones who get shot. -You clone the shooters too? 685 00:36:29,213 --> 00:36:32,504 Oh, yeah. Yeah, big time. Government pays for that. 686 00:36:33,004 --> 00:36:34,878 But, you know, we can make sure they never shoot again. 687 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,960 Well... 70% chance they never shoot again. 688 00:36:38,002 --> 00:36:40,585 -So, what are you thinking? -Oh, uh... 689 00:36:42,168 --> 00:36:43,126 Weird, I guess. 690 00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,501 No, I don't-- Um... 691 00:36:46,958 --> 00:36:49,999 Yeah. Yes, weird. He was weird. 692 00:36:50,832 --> 00:36:51,874 -But a good weird. -Mmm. 693 00:36:51,916 --> 00:36:53,789 You know? He was eccentric. 694 00:36:53,831 --> 00:36:55,414 Yeah, sure, sure, sure. 695 00:36:55,456 --> 00:36:58,455 All right. Uh, hobbies! 696 00:36:58,497 --> 00:37:00,747 So, which hobbies did Robby have? 697 00:37:00,787 --> 00:37:02,454 -Darren. -Hmm? Oh, God, sorry! 698 00:37:02,496 --> 00:37:04,621 Uh, yes, Darren. Sorry. 699 00:37:05,828 --> 00:37:08,369 So, uh... which hobbies? 700 00:37:08,411 --> 00:37:10,660 He wasn't into any of those. 701 00:37:11,202 --> 00:37:12,826 He was... 702 00:37:12,868 --> 00:37:14,076 special. 703 00:37:14,576 --> 00:37:17,992 And he was sweet, and odd, and... 704 00:37:18,783 --> 00:37:20,200 so kind. 705 00:37:20,241 --> 00:37:24,157 Okay, you know, I'm just gonna put down "sports." 706 00:37:24,656 --> 00:37:27,947 Flaws. Hit me with some of Darren's flaws. 707 00:37:27,989 --> 00:37:30,946 Now, just so you know, you don't have to pick any flaws. 708 00:37:30,988 --> 00:37:32,405 They're just there for authenticity. 709 00:37:32,447 --> 00:37:34,945 You know, we could skip 'em entirely. 710 00:37:34,987 --> 00:37:37,361 I would've liked some more hugs, I guess. 711 00:37:37,403 --> 00:37:39,528 -Okay. -No, I don't-- I-- 712 00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:41,527 He was perfect. He was-- 713 00:37:42,444 --> 00:37:43,985 I just want him back. 714 00:37:44,027 --> 00:37:47,151 Not a big hugger. Got it. So, no more flaws, then? 715 00:37:47,984 --> 00:37:48,984 Clumsy. 716 00:37:52,399 --> 00:37:54,608 Yeah. He was clumsy. 717 00:37:54,649 --> 00:37:56,815 Clumsy. Okay. Mmm... 718 00:37:57,773 --> 00:37:59,939 You sure you wanna stick with that one? 719 00:37:59,981 --> 00:38:02,230 -Yes. Why? -Clumsy? 720 00:38:03,230 --> 00:38:04,480 Could be why he got shot, right? 721 00:38:04,521 --> 00:38:06,854 I liked that he was clumsy. 722 00:38:06,896 --> 00:38:08,353 Okay, clumsy. 723 00:38:08,395 --> 00:38:09,729 It's your funeral. 724 00:38:09,770 --> 00:38:12,187 Uh, moving along to... 725 00:38:12,227 --> 00:38:13,561 favorite snacks. 726 00:38:14,186 --> 00:38:16,351 Here's some information for a local support group 727 00:38:16,393 --> 00:38:17,477 you might find useful. 728 00:38:18,934 --> 00:38:20,184 Now you can just have a seat. 729 00:38:21,142 --> 00:38:22,058 Shouldn't be too long. 730 00:38:23,017 --> 00:38:24,224 Okay. 731 00:38:44,636 --> 00:38:46,594 Oh, my-- 732 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,385 Oh, my God. 733 00:38:51,843 --> 00:38:54,675 -Hey. Hi. -What's up, Mom? 734 00:38:56,383 --> 00:38:58,466 Are you-- are you okay? 735 00:39:00,257 --> 00:39:02,631 Oh, my-- 736 00:39:05,214 --> 00:39:07,046 Were they nice to you there? 737 00:39:07,796 --> 00:39:10,880 They were chill. I had pizza. 738 00:39:11,463 --> 00:39:14,253 -Well, that's good. -Pizza's my favorite. 739 00:39:14,295 --> 00:39:15,545 I know! 740 00:39:19,627 --> 00:39:20,918 It's so good to see you. 741 00:39:22,959 --> 00:39:25,834 You got anything to drink? I'm thirsty. 742 00:39:25,876 --> 00:39:27,208 I can stop somewhere. 743 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:28,541 We can go anywhere you want. 744 00:39:29,499 --> 00:39:31,832 I want Apple-Berry Peach Tea. 745 00:39:33,540 --> 00:39:34,831 Is that-- I-- 746 00:39:36,206 --> 00:39:38,080 I don't know that drink. 747 00:39:38,122 --> 00:39:40,663 It's only got 70 calories, and it's delicious. 748 00:39:40,705 --> 00:39:43,620 Made from real fruit flavoring. Comes in other flavors, 749 00:39:43,662 --> 00:39:46,412 like Mango Tea Honey and Classic plain Apple-Berry. 750 00:39:46,454 --> 00:39:48,286 Okay. 751 00:39:48,327 --> 00:39:50,119 We can get that, for sure. 752 00:39:54,742 --> 00:39:56,284 Thank you for your service. 753 00:39:56,826 --> 00:40:00,075 -Thank you for your service-- -Honey! What are you doing? 754 00:40:12,738 --> 00:40:14,612 So, I had a thought... 755 00:40:15,571 --> 00:40:18,862 that, uh, maybe it would be a good idea 756 00:40:18,903 --> 00:40:20,403 if you talked to some of your friends 757 00:40:20,445 --> 00:40:22,069 about anything that you're going through. 758 00:40:23,111 --> 00:40:25,818 Or, if you wanted to talk to me, 759 00:40:25,860 --> 00:40:27,484 I would love nothing more than to-- 760 00:40:28,609 --> 00:40:30,817 Uh, where are you going, honey? 761 00:40:31,692 --> 00:40:32,941 Gotta play sports. 762 00:40:34,274 --> 00:40:35,190 Oh. 763 00:40:39,398 --> 00:40:40,189 Come on. 764 00:40:41,273 --> 00:40:42,522 Swish! 765 00:41:00,351 --> 00:41:03,766 -So glad you could make it! -There she is! 766 00:41:03,808 --> 00:41:05,558 How was the traffic coming over here? 767 00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:06,932 -Not bad, I hope? -No, it was fine. 768 00:41:06,974 --> 00:41:09,265 -This is Darren. -Of course it is. 769 00:41:09,306 --> 00:41:10,973 Darren, the other kids... 770 00:41:11,014 --> 00:41:13,056 - Let me take your coat. - Oh, okay. 771 00:41:13,098 --> 00:41:15,180 -There's pizza in the kitchen. -I love pizza. 772 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:17,388 Of course you do. 773 00:41:17,430 --> 00:41:18,887 We told you it would all work out. 774 00:41:18,929 --> 00:41:20,512 Yeah. Yeah. 775 00:41:22,512 --> 00:41:24,178 -I'm just not sure-- -We've all been there. 776 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:26,802 -Now mingle! Talk to parents. -Have a cocktail. 777 00:41:26,844 --> 00:41:27,927 Okay. 778 00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:34,134 And he was still mowing the lawn... at midnight. 779 00:41:36,883 --> 00:41:39,715 I just don't think he feels like my son anymore. 780 00:41:39,757 --> 00:41:41,881 It's almost like having a stranger living in my house. 781 00:41:41,923 --> 00:41:44,714 Oh, really? We don't mind so much. 782 00:41:44,756 --> 00:41:47,214 Ours was completely unhinged before. 783 00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:48,838 Don't worry, he wasn't the shooter. 784 00:41:48,879 --> 00:41:51,088 Oh, there's a different group for that. 785 00:41:51,130 --> 00:41:53,587 -Thank you for your service. -Thank you for your service. 786 00:41:53,628 --> 00:41:55,211 Thank you for your service. 787 00:41:55,253 --> 00:41:57,961 It's-- it's just a hat. 788 00:41:58,002 --> 00:41:59,710 I wasn't even in the military. 789 00:41:59,752 --> 00:42:00,918 Oh, they love to say that, though. 790 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,793 They do, they love to say it. 791 00:42:05,209 --> 00:42:08,041 Is, uh, this your first meeting? 792 00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:09,666 Yeah, it's my first time, 793 00:42:09,707 --> 00:42:10,833 -my first meeting. -Okay. 794 00:42:10,874 --> 00:42:12,457 This is our fourth time going through it. 795 00:42:12,499 --> 00:42:13,748 You're kidding. 796 00:42:15,748 --> 00:42:18,497 You've lost four kids in school shootings? 797 00:42:18,539 --> 00:42:21,288 -Oh, no. -Oh, no. No, no. Same kid. 798 00:42:21,330 --> 00:42:23,329 Yeah, four different shootings. 799 00:42:23,371 --> 00:42:25,453 Yeah, we, uh-- we lost Claire 800 00:42:25,495 --> 00:42:27,703 two years ago in a school shooting. 801 00:42:27,744 --> 00:42:29,120 And then we cloned her. 802 00:42:29,161 --> 00:42:32,701 And, uh, then we lost the clone in a school shooting. 803 00:42:32,743 --> 00:42:36,118 And then again, and, um, then again one more time. 804 00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:37,242 That-- 805 00:42:37,784 --> 00:42:39,783 that's the worst thing I've ever heard. 806 00:42:39,825 --> 00:42:42,199 Well, we decided to have a little fun with it 807 00:42:42,241 --> 00:42:43,740 -this time around. -Yeah. 808 00:42:43,782 --> 00:42:47,697 Yeah, not get so hung up on making "our Claire." You know? 809 00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:49,031 -No. -We just made a really silly, 810 00:42:49,073 --> 00:42:51,447 -funny kid to make us laugh. -Yeah, yeah. 811 00:42:51,489 --> 00:42:52,863 Oh, she's so entertaining. 812 00:42:52,905 --> 00:42:54,696 We just went nuts. 813 00:42:54,737 --> 00:42:57,612 She makes us laugh and laugh. 814 00:42:57,654 --> 00:42:59,362 You know, and isn't that the point? 815 00:42:59,404 --> 00:43:01,403 You know, when you boil it all down? 816 00:43:01,444 --> 00:43:04,027 Just have fun with it. That's what we say. 817 00:43:04,069 --> 00:43:06,110 They're just gonna shoot each other anyway. 818 00:43:06,151 --> 00:43:07,151 Yeah... 819 00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:08,442 Oh, you know the guy at the store? 820 00:43:08,484 --> 00:43:10,858 He was like, "What religion is she?" 821 00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:13,691 And we were like, "Well, I don't know. Muslim?" 822 00:43:13,733 --> 00:43:16,148 I mean, like, why not, right? 823 00:43:16,190 --> 00:43:17,981 -You gotta have fun. -Yeah, yeah. 824 00:43:18,023 --> 00:43:19,981 -She's also a little bit racist. -Oh, yeah, yeah. 825 00:43:20,023 --> 00:43:22,106 Yeah, she is. Yeah, it's hilarious. 826 00:43:22,147 --> 00:43:25,146 Oh, you know what? We also-- we made her, like, way too tall. 827 00:43:25,188 --> 00:43:28,104 Oh, yes. Like, crazy tall. Like, "What the fuck?" tall. 828 00:43:28,145 --> 00:43:31,686 I swear to God, I laugh every time she walks into the room. 829 00:43:31,728 --> 00:43:34,228 You know, she's like, "Mommy, are we Muslim?" And I'm like, 830 00:43:34,269 --> 00:43:37,018 "No, honey, only you." 831 00:43:37,060 --> 00:43:40,184 "Now go outside and play, you big galoot." 832 00:43:40,226 --> 00:43:42,350 We have fun. 833 00:43:42,392 --> 00:43:44,849 Oh, we do. 834 00:43:48,182 --> 00:43:49,057 Hey. 835 00:43:50,224 --> 00:43:51,056 Hi. 836 00:43:51,931 --> 00:43:53,223 I, um-- I couldn't 837 00:43:53,264 --> 00:43:56,222 help but overhear what you were saying earlier. 838 00:43:56,763 --> 00:43:59,054 I had the same problem with my Brandon. 839 00:44:00,471 --> 00:44:02,428 It just wasn't my Brandon. 840 00:44:04,594 --> 00:44:07,927 And then, um... I found this. 841 00:44:08,427 --> 00:44:10,676 -What is it? -You have to buy a device. 842 00:44:10,718 --> 00:44:13,509 It's like a hard drive with an earpiece. 843 00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:14,883 It's not expensive. 844 00:44:14,925 --> 00:44:16,800 You fill out an online form, and a few minutes later, 845 00:44:16,841 --> 00:44:18,508 you get a call on the earpiece, and... 846 00:44:21,298 --> 00:44:22,715 it'll be your child. 847 00:44:27,089 --> 00:44:29,962 They get the personality a lot closer than these clones do. 848 00:44:32,004 --> 00:44:33,504 I don't understand. 849 00:44:34,379 --> 00:44:35,628 What is it? 850 00:44:36,045 --> 00:44:37,378 For now, it's just a voice. 851 00:44:38,169 --> 00:44:39,460 There's no body yet. 852 00:44:39,502 --> 00:44:41,668 But five years from now, who knows 853 00:44:41,710 --> 00:44:42,709 what they'll be able to do. 854 00:44:44,584 --> 00:44:45,751 -See you, Tom. -Later. 855 00:44:47,292 --> 00:44:48,500 Here. 856 00:44:50,041 --> 00:44:52,499 Take mine. I got a bunch of 'em at home. 857 00:44:56,373 --> 00:44:58,122 I can see you're suffering. 858 00:44:59,413 --> 00:45:01,121 This is the real deal. 859 00:45:04,579 --> 00:45:06,079 I hope you find peace. 860 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:23,075 Hello? 861 00:45:23,990 --> 00:45:24,823 Mom? 862 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:27,073 Darren? 863 00:45:28,406 --> 00:45:29,572 How are you, Mom? 864 00:45:31,364 --> 00:45:32,489 Darren, is that you? 865 00:45:33,863 --> 00:45:35,279 Yes, Mom. 866 00:45:35,321 --> 00:45:37,071 You sound tired. 867 00:45:40,403 --> 00:45:43,486 I am tired, baby. I am. It's... 868 00:45:44,693 --> 00:45:47,026 -It's been a tough few days. -I miss you. 869 00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:50,734 I miss you, too. So much. 870 00:45:50,776 --> 00:45:52,691 I'm thirsty. 871 00:45:52,733 --> 00:45:55,107 Can you get some more apple berry peach tea? 872 00:45:55,149 --> 00:45:58,023 It's only got 70 calories per serving, and it's delicious... 873 00:46:01,314 --> 00:46:02,105 Mom? 874 00:46:03,189 --> 00:46:04,355 Yes, baby? 875 00:46:06,646 --> 00:46:09,021 I need you to do something for me. 876 00:46:09,063 --> 00:46:10,604 Of course. Anything. 877 00:46:10,645 --> 00:46:12,062 I need you to take me with you. 878 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:14,353 Take you with me where? 879 00:46:15,186 --> 00:46:16,477 I'll guide you the whole way. 880 00:46:16,518 --> 00:46:18,809 It'll-- It'll be like an adventure, Mom. 881 00:46:19,517 --> 00:46:20,684 Where am I going? 882 00:46:22,641 --> 00:46:24,850 -You have to go with him. -With who? 883 00:46:26,266 --> 00:46:27,390 The man. 884 00:46:29,265 --> 00:46:30,598 The man in the restaurant. 885 00:46:48,135 --> 00:46:50,302 Well, that was dark. 886 00:46:50,344 --> 00:46:51,843 Yeah, wait till you see the future. 887 00:46:54,259 --> 00:46:56,467 Oh! We made it. Oh, thank God. 888 00:46:56,508 --> 00:46:58,924 Hold your celebration. Norms was the easy part. 889 00:46:58,966 --> 00:47:02,298 From here, it gets, uh, uncomfortable. 890 00:47:02,340 --> 00:47:05,089 Jesus Christ. The fuck is that? 891 00:47:05,131 --> 00:47:07,047 It's a map. I drew it. Fuck you. 892 00:47:07,088 --> 00:47:08,339 Let's see your map. 893 00:47:08,380 --> 00:47:09,963 The new route out of Norms put us here, 894 00:47:10,005 --> 00:47:12,920 behind the police perimeter. These buildings are dead ends. 895 00:47:12,962 --> 00:47:14,628 Oh, okay. I'm sorry. Wait. 896 00:47:14,670 --> 00:47:16,462 What is the plan here? Where are you taking us? 897 00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:18,461 - Can you just tell us? - Now. 898 00:47:18,502 --> 00:47:20,626 - Yeah, just tell us. - Okay, fine. Here we go. 899 00:47:20,668 --> 00:47:22,668 About half a mile from here... 900 00:47:23,209 --> 00:47:26,459 there's a nine-year-old boy building God in his bedroom. 901 00:47:26,958 --> 00:47:29,333 Our mission is to make sure that the God he builds 902 00:47:29,374 --> 00:47:31,291 is a God that likes people. 903 00:47:31,665 --> 00:47:33,707 And by God, you mean... 904 00:47:33,749 --> 00:47:35,622 Post-singularity, self-perpetuating, 905 00:47:35,664 --> 00:47:38,122 information-processing artificial intelligence, 906 00:47:38,164 --> 00:47:39,372 AI, the big bopper. 907 00:47:39,414 --> 00:47:42,621 AI? But isn't that... a thing already? 908 00:47:42,663 --> 00:47:44,330 It gets a lot worse, honey. 909 00:47:44,370 --> 00:47:45,871 That's right, Mark. 910 00:47:45,912 --> 00:47:48,453 And if we don't get to this kid in the next hour, 911 00:47:48,494 --> 00:47:50,036 that's a wrap on people. 912 00:47:50,077 --> 00:47:51,827 Fucking nonsense. 913 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,118 What was that, Scott? Speak up. 914 00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:00,658 Kid's house is six blocks away here. 915 00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:02,450 Clearly, we can't just waltz down the street, 916 00:48:02,491 --> 00:48:03,949 so we're gonna need to cut through a few buildings 917 00:48:03,991 --> 00:48:05,365 and backyards. 918 00:48:05,407 --> 00:48:07,990 There are two vicious Dobermans in this auto shop here. 919 00:48:08,032 --> 00:48:11,697 A homeless guy with a knife is asleep on this roof here. 920 00:48:11,739 --> 00:48:13,488 Do not wake him. 921 00:48:13,988 --> 00:48:15,904 There's a storage yard with a barbed wire fence. 922 00:48:15,946 --> 00:48:17,987 I think that's our best bet. If we can hop the fence 923 00:48:18,029 --> 00:48:19,653 without alerting the guard, 924 00:48:19,695 --> 00:48:23,360 which is highly unlikely with you chuckleheads, 925 00:48:23,402 --> 00:48:25,444 we'll be in spitting distance of a solid route 926 00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:27,609 through the backyards. Okay? 927 00:48:27,651 --> 00:48:29,318 And what happens if we alert the guard? 928 00:48:29,359 --> 00:48:30,859 Nothing good, Scott. Let's move out. 929 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:32,816 Wait, wait, wait. 930 00:48:32,858 --> 00:48:34,066 What exactly are we supposed to do 931 00:48:34,108 --> 00:48:35,399 when we get to this boy's house? 932 00:48:35,441 --> 00:48:37,815 This kid invents superintelligence in 60 minutes. 933 00:48:37,857 --> 00:48:39,565 Unfortunately, the safety measures 934 00:48:39,606 --> 00:48:43,188 to keep AI in check aren't invented for another 50 years. 935 00:48:43,772 --> 00:48:46,730 But I come from the future, where the smartest people 936 00:48:46,771 --> 00:48:48,438 of my time worked long and hard to create 937 00:48:48,479 --> 00:48:49,979 the necessary safety protocols, 938 00:48:50,021 --> 00:48:52,978 which should have been in place before AI was ever created. 939 00:48:53,519 --> 00:48:55,935 They sent me here to install this software 940 00:48:55,977 --> 00:48:59,226 into the AI at the moment just before it gains consciousness. 941 00:48:59,268 --> 00:49:00,767 What kind of safety measures? 942 00:49:00,809 --> 00:49:02,726 Do I look like a software engineer? 943 00:49:02,767 --> 00:49:04,183 I'm just a soldier on a mission. 944 00:49:04,225 --> 00:49:05,725 Put this thing into another thing 945 00:49:05,766 --> 00:49:07,433 before this thing gets to zero. 946 00:49:13,764 --> 00:49:14,805 Run! 947 00:49:22,387 --> 00:49:24,886 Go to the left! Go to the left! The left, everybody! 948 00:49:33,634 --> 00:49:36,800 On my six, on my six, on my six! 949 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:42,965 Move, move, hey. 950 00:49:43,589 --> 00:49:44,964 Go, go! Go, go, go! 951 00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:10,250 Oh, those were not cops. 952 00:50:10,292 --> 00:50:11,332 You think? 953 00:50:12,541 --> 00:50:13,957 - Who was that? - Bad guys. 954 00:50:13,999 --> 00:50:15,623 -What do you mean, bad guys? -I mean fucking bad guys. 955 00:50:15,665 --> 00:50:18,248 - Guys you don't want to meet. - Who sent them? 956 00:50:18,539 --> 00:50:20,080 No idea, never found out. 957 00:50:20,122 --> 00:50:21,830 Best not to think about it too much. 958 00:50:22,246 --> 00:50:24,621 Never been down here before. 959 00:50:24,662 --> 00:50:29,911 Need to scope it out. Find us a new route. Stay here. 960 00:50:30,452 --> 00:50:32,536 And keep quiet. 961 00:50:35,867 --> 00:50:37,159 Good one. 962 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,450 You guys don't actually believe this shit, do you? 963 00:50:38,492 --> 00:50:40,200 Let's get the hell out of here. 964 00:50:40,242 --> 00:50:41,449 Are you okay? 965 00:50:43,199 --> 00:50:45,365 I was already having a shitty day. 966 00:50:45,865 --> 00:50:49,656 I just wanted a slice of pie and a few moments' quiet. 967 00:50:49,698 --> 00:50:52,322 I just-- I just wanted pie. 968 00:50:52,364 --> 00:50:53,905 Do you guys really think he has a bomb? 969 00:50:53,947 --> 00:50:55,530 I don't think that's a bomb. 970 00:50:55,571 --> 00:50:56,654 Look, when he comes back, 971 00:50:56,696 --> 00:50:58,404 I say we jump him, overtake him. Okay, 972 00:50:58,445 --> 00:51:00,070 he's not from the future. He doesn't know shit. 973 00:51:00,112 --> 00:51:01,319 He's gonna get us killed. 974 00:51:01,361 --> 00:51:02,653 No, no, he-- he knew a few things. 975 00:51:02,695 --> 00:51:03,694 Things he couldn't have known. 976 00:51:03,735 --> 00:51:05,777 Crazy people get lucky too, okay? 977 00:51:05,819 --> 00:51:07,484 He didn't know about the cellar, or the car 978 00:51:07,526 --> 00:51:08,734 that just tried to kill us. 979 00:51:08,776 --> 00:51:11,733 Yeah, but he knew that Bob had a gun. 980 00:51:11,775 --> 00:51:13,899 Anyone could tell that Bob had a gun. 981 00:51:13,941 --> 00:51:15,941 Also, he let Bob die. 982 00:51:16,357 --> 00:51:18,773 Okay? You guys really believe him? 983 00:51:20,107 --> 00:51:22,439 No, I guess I don't. 984 00:51:24,397 --> 00:51:27,813 -What about you? -In the diner, 985 00:51:27,854 --> 00:51:30,561 he wasn't acting like a man ready to blow himself up. 986 00:51:31,271 --> 00:51:34,395 He was hiding behind us like he was scared of getting shot. 987 00:51:34,436 --> 00:51:37,435 Exactly. So what are we talking about? 988 00:51:37,477 --> 00:51:39,143 You guys want to end up like Bob? 989 00:51:39,185 --> 00:51:40,850 This guy's fucking psychotic. 990 00:51:40,892 --> 00:51:43,350 Yeah, I don't really care either way. 991 00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:45,225 I just kind of want to see where this is gonna go. 992 00:51:45,267 --> 00:51:47,641 Yeah. Nobody asked you. You're fucking... 993 00:51:52,098 --> 00:51:53,265 Who has a cell phone? 994 00:51:54,681 --> 00:51:56,514 No one. He-- he took our phones. 995 00:51:56,555 --> 00:51:57,471 Who has a fucking cell phone? 996 00:51:57,513 --> 00:51:59,137 Hey, I do. Calm down, psycho. 997 00:51:59,179 --> 00:52:00,638 Why do you have two cell phones? 998 00:52:00,679 --> 00:52:01,929 Couldn't decide between models. This one has 999 00:52:01,971 --> 00:52:03,512 -a better camera-- -Nobody cares. Nobody cares. 1000 00:52:03,553 --> 00:52:06,136 Just let me see it. Just for a second. Please. 1001 00:52:06,178 --> 00:52:07,386 -It's an emergency. -Okay, here. 1002 00:52:08,219 --> 00:52:09,635 What the hell? 1003 00:52:13,759 --> 00:52:15,925 I'm allergic to cell phones and Wi-Fi. 1004 00:52:15,967 --> 00:52:17,549 You fucking weirdo. 1005 00:52:17,591 --> 00:52:19,007 We could have used that to call for help. 1006 00:52:19,049 --> 00:52:21,298 You're allergic to cell phones? 1007 00:52:21,882 --> 00:52:23,006 And Wi-Fi. 1008 00:52:23,048 --> 00:52:25,256 God, it's like being allergic to the air. 1009 00:52:25,297 --> 00:52:27,547 -That must be hell. -Yeah. 1010 00:52:27,589 --> 00:52:29,588 -It's not amazing. -Okay, fuck it. 1011 00:52:29,630 --> 00:52:31,255 When he comes back, I'm taking him down. 1012 00:52:31,296 --> 00:52:35,379 Someone's gotta do something. 1013 00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:37,294 I thought I told you to keep your voices down. 1014 00:52:42,627 --> 00:52:44,584 Now I could do a few parlor tricks, prove to you 1015 00:52:44,626 --> 00:52:46,875 I'm from the future. But none of that would mean a damn. 1016 00:52:46,917 --> 00:52:48,583 What means a damn is you people choosing to 1017 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,749 come along for this ride because somewhere inside of you, 1018 00:52:51,791 --> 00:52:55,040 you know, the way things are, the way the world is today, 1019 00:52:55,082 --> 00:52:58,456 the way people are with each other, the way we're heading, 1020 00:52:58,498 --> 00:53:01,538 you know the world's going to shit. 1021 00:53:01,580 --> 00:53:03,788 And someone's got to step in and do something about it. 1022 00:53:03,829 --> 00:53:06,620 Whether or not you believe I'm the Ghost of Christmas 1023 00:53:06,662 --> 00:53:09,245 fucking Future ain't gonna keep us alive tonight. 1024 00:53:11,786 --> 00:53:12,910 We'll survive tonight. 1025 00:53:14,327 --> 00:53:15,660 Because you decided to wake up 1026 00:53:15,701 --> 00:53:17,451 and see the writing on the wall, 1027 00:53:17,493 --> 00:53:18,700 And you don't very much fucking like what you see, 1028 00:53:18,742 --> 00:53:20,367 and you're ready to do something about it. 1029 00:53:30,073 --> 00:53:33,613 Either way, we made it out of Norms, so I won't 1030 00:53:33,655 --> 00:53:35,488 force any of you to keep going if you don't want to. 1031 00:53:37,196 --> 00:53:38,362 You're free to go. 1032 00:53:40,153 --> 00:53:41,486 But I'm running out of time. 1033 00:53:46,735 --> 00:53:48,485 47 cents, Scott. 1034 00:53:52,733 --> 00:53:54,358 Left side pocket. 1035 00:53:58,148 --> 00:54:00,731 Shit. 1036 00:54:08,771 --> 00:54:11,437 Why are you still holding that? Is that thing even a bomb? 1037 00:54:11,479 --> 00:54:13,853 No, it's not a bomb. It's my way home. 1038 00:54:13,895 --> 00:54:16,186 I hit this button and go back, try again. 1039 00:54:16,228 --> 00:54:18,101 That's why I keep my thumb right here. 1040 00:54:18,143 --> 00:54:20,351 Things go south, I zap out of here, 1041 00:54:20,392 --> 00:54:22,559 start over. You people are on your own. 1042 00:54:22,601 --> 00:54:25,767 Rule number one is, I am not expendable. 1043 00:54:25,808 --> 00:54:28,349 Not until I finish the mission. Not until I see this through. 1044 00:54:28,390 --> 00:54:31,265 Wait, so-- so we're expendable? 1045 00:54:32,598 --> 00:54:33,556 Yeah. 1046 00:54:36,722 --> 00:54:38,763 We're gonna cut across these roofs, 1047 00:54:38,804 --> 00:54:40,512 and we're gonna climb down into a backyard. 1048 00:54:40,554 --> 00:54:42,845 Okay, but why this whole elaborate plan? 1049 00:54:42,887 --> 00:54:44,178 If you know who invented AI, 1050 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:45,844 why don't you just go back in time and kill 'em? 1051 00:54:47,969 --> 00:54:49,676 Why don't we just kill a nine-year-old boy? 1052 00:54:49,718 --> 00:54:52,718 Uh, first of all, Mark, that's pretty dark. 1053 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:55,134 Second, artificial superintelligence 1054 00:54:55,176 --> 00:54:57,799 is an inevitability in all timelines. 1055 00:54:57,841 --> 00:54:59,507 Knowing where this kid is 1056 00:54:59,549 --> 00:55:01,715 is a gift we should not have been given. 1057 00:55:01,757 --> 00:55:03,798 The AI train's already left the station. 1058 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:05,340 We're just trying to install some last-minute brakes. 1059 00:55:06,839 --> 00:55:07,839 What is that? 1060 00:55:07,881 --> 00:55:09,796 -That's just Gerry. -Who's Gerry? 1061 00:55:09,838 --> 00:55:11,838 The fucking homeless guy on the roof. 1062 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,463 You mean the guy with the knife? 1063 00:55:15,462 --> 00:55:17,128 I don't know. What do you think, Mark? 1064 00:55:17,170 --> 00:55:18,628 The Krampus took my daughter. 1065 00:55:18,669 --> 00:55:20,211 Keep your voice down. Okay, okay, okay. 1066 00:55:20,252 --> 00:55:24,335 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. Hey, hey, Gerry. Remember me? 1067 00:55:24,376 --> 00:55:26,334 Krampus took my daughter. 1068 00:55:26,375 --> 00:55:27,917 Okay. Shh! 1069 00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:28,917 Krampus took my daughter. 1070 00:55:31,749 --> 00:55:32,707 ...took my daughter... 1071 00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:36,956 Jesus. Gerry, look! 1072 00:55:36,998 --> 00:55:39,206 -Where? -It's invisible people. 1073 00:55:54,743 --> 00:55:55,826 Get down! 1074 00:56:01,366 --> 00:56:02,699 Those are real bullets! 1075 00:56:02,741 --> 00:56:04,824 Yes, super real! Very real! 1076 00:56:04,866 --> 00:56:05,865 Go, go, go, go! 1077 00:56:09,364 --> 00:56:10,989 Go, go, go, go, go! 1078 00:56:11,031 --> 00:56:12,363 Hold on! 1079 00:56:41,190 --> 00:56:42,647 - Whoa! - Oh! 1080 00:56:44,230 --> 00:56:46,563 Krampus, you took my daughter! 1081 00:56:50,271 --> 00:56:52,312 -Thanks, Gerry. -Right. 1082 00:56:55,894 --> 00:56:58,685 -Hold up, hold up. -Come on! 1083 00:57:12,931 --> 00:57:14,181 I just wanted pie. 1084 00:57:18,971 --> 00:57:20,512 Run! 1085 00:57:32,593 --> 00:57:34,134 Come on! 1086 00:57:34,176 --> 00:57:35,675 -No. -No. 1087 00:57:39,091 --> 00:57:40,465 Everyone, into the dumpster. 1088 00:57:40,507 --> 00:57:42,424 -What? -Into the dumpster. Jump. Now. 1089 00:57:45,131 --> 00:57:46,630 Go. Jump. 1090 00:57:48,173 --> 00:57:50,671 Let's go. Let's go, let's go. 1091 00:57:57,170 --> 00:57:58,961 Oh, rats. 1092 00:57:59,003 --> 00:58:00,711 Why is it always rats? 1093 00:58:00,752 --> 00:58:01,502 Oh, my God! 1094 00:58:05,834 --> 00:58:07,417 Pigs in a blanket. 1095 00:58:14,790 --> 00:58:16,331 Grab it. Absolutely-- 1096 00:58:20,330 --> 00:58:22,205 - Get under the garbage. - What are you doing? 1097 00:58:43,907 --> 00:58:45,782 -Oh, God. -Hi. 1098 00:58:47,823 --> 00:58:49,614 We're okay. We-- we're-- 1099 00:58:51,489 --> 00:58:52,281 Whoa! 1100 00:58:55,029 --> 00:58:57,737 Ah, fuck. No, no. 1101 00:59:02,986 --> 00:59:07,651 Hey. Hey, you. Move. Move! 1102 00:59:14,191 --> 00:59:15,483 Move! 1103 00:59:32,812 --> 00:59:34,478 Almost cost us the mission. 1104 00:59:35,644 --> 00:59:38,601 Fuck is wrong with you? Got a death wish or something? 1105 00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:41,476 When I tell you to move, you fucking move. You got me? 1106 00:59:43,101 --> 00:59:44,600 Why didn't you protect Marie? 1107 00:59:44,642 --> 00:59:47,391 I don't know. Why didn't you? I got shit to do. 1108 00:59:51,473 --> 00:59:53,515 -Who is he? -Your guess is as good as mine. 1109 00:59:54,806 --> 00:59:56,597 These two have put an end to some of our most 1110 00:59:56,639 --> 01:00:00,929 promising groups. Never managed to get past one of 'em. 1111 01:00:00,971 --> 01:00:03,637 And we just got past both. Karl. 1112 01:00:04,387 --> 01:00:05,803 That's good, right? 1113 01:00:05,845 --> 01:00:09,635 -Means we got a shot. -Yeah, this group has a chance. 1114 01:00:10,677 --> 01:00:13,467 Not everyone's gonna make it to the end, Scott. 1115 01:00:14,884 --> 01:00:16,509 I'm gonna make it to the end. 1116 01:00:18,299 --> 01:00:21,382 Just a few backyards to go. Stay together. Keep quiet. 1117 01:00:25,298 --> 01:00:26,381 Come on, let's go. 1118 01:00:27,922 --> 01:00:29,380 You still with us, princess? 1119 01:00:31,463 --> 01:00:33,255 Why do you care if I die? 1120 01:00:35,546 --> 01:00:36,795 I don't know. 1121 01:00:37,253 --> 01:00:39,627 Maybe I got a soft spot for weirdos. 1122 01:00:40,169 --> 01:00:42,460 Get your head in the game. Stop fucking around. 1123 01:00:45,167 --> 01:00:47,708 Something's definitely rotten in Denmark tonight. 1124 01:00:48,292 --> 01:00:49,500 Not sure I like it. 1125 01:00:53,791 --> 01:00:55,498 What the fuck is wrong with her? 1126 01:01:13,202 --> 01:01:14,410 Nothing's wrong with her. 1127 01:01:14,452 --> 01:01:16,243 So, what, she's making it up? 1128 01:01:16,284 --> 01:01:17,535 I'm not saying that, but according to 1129 01:01:17,576 --> 01:01:19,034 our understanding of the brain, 1130 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:21,408 what you're describing, it's not physiologically possible. 1131 01:01:21,450 --> 01:01:23,658 According to your understanding. 1132 01:01:23,699 --> 01:01:25,990 She'd be the first person in human existence 1133 01:01:26,032 --> 01:01:28,948 to what? Be allergic to technology? 1134 01:01:28,989 --> 01:01:30,823 -Oh, is that the new one? -Yeah. 1135 01:01:30,864 --> 01:01:32,239 -It's decel... -But James. 1136 01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:33,822 What kind of life will she have? 1137 01:01:33,863 --> 01:01:36,238 She can barely go anywhere or be around anyone. 1138 01:01:36,279 --> 01:01:37,779 How will she make friends? 1139 01:01:37,821 --> 01:01:41,445 How will she ever find happiness or joy or-- 1140 01:01:42,070 --> 01:01:43,111 Or love? 1141 01:01:45,860 --> 01:01:46,860 Shit. 1142 01:01:49,776 --> 01:01:51,317 I don't know. I pay you to know. 1143 01:01:51,359 --> 01:01:53,817 Just go and do your fucking job. Hey. 1144 01:01:53,858 --> 01:01:55,149 You were, like, 30 minutes late. 1145 01:01:55,191 --> 01:01:57,732 I know. Uh, sorry. The bus was late, and it's-- 1146 01:01:57,774 --> 01:01:58,857 Well, who are you? 1147 01:01:58,899 --> 01:02:00,940 Ingrid. My name's Ingrid. 1148 01:02:00,981 --> 01:02:02,898 No, what princess are you? 1149 01:02:02,939 --> 01:02:05,147 Jasmine? Ariel? Elsa? 1150 01:02:05,189 --> 01:02:09,729 Uh, yeah, I'm not any of those. I'm sort of just a ... 1151 01:02:10,729 --> 01:02:12,270 A generic princess. 1152 01:02:13,062 --> 01:02:14,561 You're not even from a movie? 1153 01:02:14,603 --> 01:02:18,893 Yeah, no, but in a way, I'm also from, like, every movie. 1154 01:02:18,935 --> 01:02:21,726 You are gonna go out there, and you are gonna tell them 1155 01:02:21,768 --> 01:02:23,892 that you are Elsa's cousin. 1156 01:02:23,934 --> 01:02:26,475 God, you're bleeding. 1157 01:02:27,350 --> 01:02:30,099 -Oh. Um... -I'm just gonna get you... 1158 01:02:32,932 --> 01:02:34,139 -Uh, sorry. -God. 1159 01:02:34,181 --> 01:02:35,847 Are you gonna be okay? 1160 01:02:35,889 --> 01:02:37,680 Yeah. Yeah. Shit. I-- I got it. 1161 01:02:37,722 --> 01:02:40,387 It's just, it's an allergy. Sort of why I work with kids. 1162 01:02:40,429 --> 01:02:41,304 Thank you. 1163 01:02:42,471 --> 01:02:44,470 Just get the cake out there. 1164 01:02:44,512 --> 01:02:45,428 Okay. 1165 01:02:45,470 --> 01:02:50,802 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Alice ♪ 1166 01:02:50,843 --> 01:02:55,051 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1167 01:02:55,093 --> 01:02:56,925 There it is. 1168 01:02:56,966 --> 01:02:59,008 Make a wish. Boop! 1169 01:02:59,050 --> 01:03:01,216 Oh, yay! 1170 01:03:07,923 --> 01:03:09,130 Great! 1171 01:03:09,172 --> 01:03:11,213 Un-fucking-believable. 1172 01:03:15,046 --> 01:03:17,711 -Where the hell have you been? -Oh, sorry. 1173 01:03:17,753 --> 01:03:19,919 This place is hard to find. 1174 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,252 Nothing is hard to find. Use your-- 1175 01:03:22,752 --> 01:03:25,584 -is that a Thomas Guide? -I don't believe in phones, sir. 1176 01:03:26,542 --> 01:03:29,417 Great. Well, I don't believe in tips. 1177 01:03:30,625 --> 01:03:31,750 Asshole. 1178 01:04:19,154 --> 01:04:20,112 -Mm. -Hey. 1179 01:04:20,154 --> 01:04:22,570 -Mm. -Watch the sunrise with me. 1180 01:04:22,611 --> 01:04:27,194 -What? -Watch the sunrise with me. 1181 01:04:27,235 --> 01:04:30,276 You crazy? What time is it? 1182 01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,567 Promise it'll be worth it. 1183 01:05:26,054 --> 01:05:28,178 You ever think about having a baby? 1184 01:05:30,469 --> 01:05:34,051 - With you? - Come on. 1185 01:05:34,676 --> 01:05:36,925 Who wouldn't want a little Iggie running around? 1186 01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:40,008 No friends, can barely leave the house. 1187 01:05:40,050 --> 01:05:42,549 -Bleeds all over everyone. -Shut up. 1188 01:05:45,882 --> 01:05:48,547 Are you serious? You want a kid? 1189 01:05:51,047 --> 01:05:53,171 Yeah. Someday. 1190 01:05:58,753 --> 01:05:59,753 I'm late. 1191 01:06:11,541 --> 01:06:13,082 Oh. 1192 01:06:13,124 --> 01:06:16,165 -What is it? -I don't know. 1193 01:06:16,206 --> 01:06:18,789 -Well, did you order something? -No. 1194 01:06:19,330 --> 01:06:21,663 Okay, then it must be for someone else. 1195 01:06:21,705 --> 01:06:23,413 Well, it's got my name on it. 1196 01:06:33,535 --> 01:06:35,160 You're gonna return it, right? 1197 01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:41,533 I mean, if it hurts you at all, I'll throw it out. I promise. 1198 01:06:42,825 --> 01:06:44,074 Okay. 1199 01:06:45,366 --> 01:06:46,991 I just thought, I just thought we agreed 1200 01:06:47,032 --> 01:06:48,698 to living without these kinds of things. 1201 01:06:48,740 --> 01:06:50,865 Yeah, I know, uh... 1202 01:06:51,364 --> 01:06:53,655 I know, but I mean, you're going to work, right? 1203 01:06:54,238 --> 01:06:55,739 I just want to try it. 1204 01:06:56,196 --> 01:06:57,446 I'll only use it in this room. 1205 01:06:57,487 --> 01:06:59,737 You won't even be here. It's fine. 1206 01:07:01,653 --> 01:07:02,695 Okay. 1207 01:07:19,065 --> 01:07:22,023 Okay. I'm gonna finish getting ready for work. 1208 01:07:25,647 --> 01:07:26,397 Okay. 1209 01:07:30,812 --> 01:07:35,311 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Lily ♪ 1210 01:07:35,353 --> 01:07:39,852 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1211 01:07:39,893 --> 01:07:41,351 You ready to make a wish? 1212 01:07:53,098 --> 01:07:54,681 Hey, I'm home. 1213 01:07:59,346 --> 01:08:00,138 Tim. 1214 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:09,593 Tim! 1215 01:08:43,544 --> 01:08:46,584 -Tim? -Hi. 1216 01:08:47,084 --> 01:08:49,542 -Hi, honey. -What are you doing? 1217 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:53,999 -It's the middle of the night. -Yeah, I was starving. 1218 01:08:54,832 --> 01:08:56,665 Yeah, I can see that. 1219 01:08:58,248 --> 01:09:01,122 Hey, are you okay? 1220 01:09:01,163 --> 01:09:05,329 I cannot describe to you how good I feel right now. 1221 01:09:06,621 --> 01:09:07,996 I feel electric. 1222 01:09:09,412 --> 01:09:14,743 I don't like this. Tim, I don't like this. 1223 01:09:15,202 --> 01:09:17,784 It's not like you to lose yourself in a thing like that, 1224 01:09:17,826 --> 01:09:19,034 and it's creeping me out. 1225 01:09:19,076 --> 01:09:21,325 I know, I know. I'm sorry. I'm just... 1226 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,491 I'm just really excited about it right now, I guess. 1227 01:09:25,533 --> 01:09:28,948 Why? I mean, what... What even is it? 1228 01:09:28,990 --> 01:09:30,698 It's just like a video game, right? 1229 01:09:31,823 --> 01:09:33,614 Sort of. Yeah. 1230 01:09:33,655 --> 01:09:34,822 Yeah, but... 1231 01:09:35,363 --> 01:09:38,321 I mean, no more than... this is a video game. 1232 01:09:38,862 --> 01:09:43,028 In fact, it's... it's less of a video game than all this. 1233 01:09:43,070 --> 01:09:44,486 What? Reality. 1234 01:09:45,486 --> 01:09:47,360 See, it's got me thinking about things 1235 01:09:47,402 --> 01:09:51,150 like, why is there pain and unhappiness? 1236 01:09:51,192 --> 01:09:53,733 Why is there suffering? 1237 01:09:53,775 --> 01:09:58,108 Is it just so we can overcome obstacles and have, 1238 01:09:58,149 --> 01:10:00,065 I don't know, transformative experiences 1239 01:10:00,107 --> 01:10:02,648 that allow us to grow and better ourselves? 1240 01:10:03,981 --> 01:10:06,981 Why can't we already be our best selves? 1241 01:10:08,522 --> 01:10:09,479 I don't... 1242 01:10:10,521 --> 01:10:12,645 even know how to respond to you right now. 1243 01:10:12,687 --> 01:10:15,103 -You sound high. -Look. 1244 01:10:15,144 --> 01:10:18,061 What if someone made a better reality than this one? 1245 01:10:18,102 --> 01:10:20,268 What if, what if someone made one that was better 1246 01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:22,643 in every single way than ours? 1247 01:10:23,226 --> 01:10:25,142 Reality as it should have always been. 1248 01:10:29,141 --> 01:10:33,015 Hey, hey, come on. Come to bed. 1249 01:10:33,057 --> 01:10:36,056 I've... I'll be in soon. 1250 01:10:39,638 --> 01:10:41,346 You're still going to work tomorrow, right? 1251 01:10:41,388 --> 01:10:45,512 I'm... I'm actually taking some time off. 1252 01:10:45,553 --> 01:10:47,552 I guess you could call it a sabbatical. 1253 01:10:49,969 --> 01:10:50,969 Okay. 1254 01:10:54,093 --> 01:10:55,218 Well, good night. 1255 01:10:58,133 --> 01:10:59,591 Good luck, have fun, don't die. 1256 01:11:02,257 --> 01:11:05,173 -Excuse me? -Of course. 1257 01:11:05,465 --> 01:11:08,381 It's a thing we say to each other in there. 1258 01:11:08,422 --> 01:11:12,755 A greeting, like hello or goodbye. 1259 01:11:12,797 --> 01:11:14,129 Like aloha, I guess. 1260 01:11:19,252 --> 01:11:25,001 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Mary ♪ 1261 01:11:25,043 --> 01:11:29,708 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1262 01:12:12,781 --> 01:12:15,988 -Hi. -What's going on? 1263 01:12:16,030 --> 01:12:18,446 I'm cooking us dinner. 1264 01:12:19,654 --> 01:12:22,445 And I... I got you flowers. 1265 01:12:24,945 --> 01:12:27,944 -Why? -Why? 1266 01:12:30,943 --> 01:12:31,943 Because I love you. 1267 01:12:33,442 --> 01:12:34,983 And I want you to be happy. 1268 01:12:36,900 --> 01:12:40,440 -You do? -Of course. Of course. 1269 01:12:42,773 --> 01:12:43,940 You're soaking. 1270 01:12:45,230 --> 01:12:46,272 Cheers. 1271 01:12:47,772 --> 01:12:50,188 -I love you. -I love you too. 1272 01:12:51,854 --> 01:12:56,810 So, uh... I have something pretty important 1273 01:12:56,852 --> 01:12:58,435 I need to talk to you about. 1274 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:00,310 Okay? 1275 01:13:01,893 --> 01:13:04,601 -I love you. -You said that. 1276 01:13:07,558 --> 01:13:08,433 I've, uh... 1277 01:13:10,141 --> 01:13:11,973 I've decided to make the transition. 1278 01:13:13,765 --> 01:13:14,598 Permanently. 1279 01:13:16,097 --> 01:13:20,430 It's... it's a... it's a relatively new process, 1280 01:13:20,472 --> 01:13:25,428 but there's a facility nearby where they provide you with, 1281 01:13:25,470 --> 01:13:28,178 well, everything you need to make it possible. 1282 01:13:30,011 --> 01:13:33,593 I've... I've made my choice. 1283 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:38,675 I'm choosing the... other reality over this one. 1284 01:13:39,925 --> 01:13:41,424 I'm going to make it permanent. 1285 01:13:43,715 --> 01:13:44,924 There's a... 1286 01:13:46,048 --> 01:13:48,340 There's a taxi coming for me now. 1287 01:13:48,964 --> 01:13:51,630 You can do whatever you want with my things. 1288 01:13:51,671 --> 01:13:56,254 -I won't be bringing anything. -I... I don't... 1289 01:13:58,670 --> 01:14:00,794 You're leaving me? 1290 01:14:00,836 --> 01:14:03,627 You're leaving our life for a video game? 1291 01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:09,001 Tim, that's fucking psychotic. 1292 01:14:09,042 --> 01:14:11,625 It's a, it's a game. You can't do that. 1293 01:14:11,666 --> 01:14:13,957 You... this is fucking crazy. 1294 01:14:13,999 --> 01:14:20,040 Look, I wish I'd never gone in there, okay? 1295 01:14:20,081 --> 01:14:23,289 But I can't un-know what I know. 1296 01:14:24,788 --> 01:14:28,537 Someone has made a better world, Ingrid. 1297 01:14:30,078 --> 01:14:32,911 Unequivocally better in every single way. 1298 01:14:35,410 --> 01:14:38,576 Why would I choose this world over that one? 1299 01:14:40,326 --> 01:14:41,492 Because of me. 1300 01:14:48,407 --> 01:14:49,407 It's not enough. 1301 01:14:53,364 --> 01:14:56,821 No, no. I'm... I'm not losing you to this. 1302 01:14:56,863 --> 01:14:59,279 Tim! Tim, this isn't you. 1303 01:14:59,321 --> 01:15:01,070 -You're brainwashed. -I'm sorry. 1304 01:15:01,112 --> 01:15:02,361 You're addicted. But please! 1305 01:15:02,403 --> 01:15:05,360 Please just don't leave, please! Please! 1306 01:15:39,560 --> 01:15:40,810 We're making good time. 1307 01:15:40,852 --> 01:15:43,018 We'll cut through these yards here and hold on 1308 01:15:43,059 --> 01:15:46,225 this position here until making our final push. Let's go. 1309 01:15:49,016 --> 01:15:51,308 Hey, hey, hey! Shouldn't you be more careful? 1310 01:15:51,349 --> 01:15:53,515 -They might see you. -Nobody sees us. 1311 01:15:53,557 --> 01:15:55,140 Nobody sees anything they don't wanna see. 1312 01:15:57,972 --> 01:15:58,972 Bunch of idiots. 1313 01:16:00,221 --> 01:16:02,888 Except the dog. Maybe the dog see us. 1314 01:16:07,220 --> 01:16:08,803 What? What are you doing? 1315 01:16:08,844 --> 01:16:10,510 The Richardsons are on vacation. 1316 01:16:14,676 --> 01:16:15,968 There it is. 1317 01:16:17,217 --> 01:16:20,883 Somewhere inside that house is the nine-year-old father of AI. 1318 01:16:22,174 --> 01:16:24,215 The house is right there. 1319 01:16:24,257 --> 01:16:25,965 - Yeah. - So we made it. 1320 01:16:26,007 --> 01:16:27,131 No, other groups have made it this far. 1321 01:16:27,172 --> 01:16:28,964 No one's ever made it to that house. 1322 01:16:29,589 --> 01:16:31,505 Why? What happens? 1323 01:16:32,088 --> 01:16:34,546 I don't know how to put this. I guess... 1324 01:16:38,587 --> 01:16:40,336 There's some shit that's about to come down 1325 01:16:40,378 --> 01:16:43,627 upon this house that I can't prepare you for. 1326 01:16:43,669 --> 01:16:47,167 An enemy's coming that has no weakness cannot be stopped, 1327 01:16:47,209 --> 01:16:49,709 and outnumbers us at minimum, ten to one. 1328 01:16:49,750 --> 01:16:51,292 What? What are you saying? 1329 01:16:51,333 --> 01:16:53,374 -What's coming? -Well, that's the thing. 1330 01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:56,165 I have no idea because it's different every time. 1331 01:16:56,207 --> 01:16:59,081 Sometimes it's cops or armed mercenaries like we saw tonight. 1332 01:16:59,123 --> 01:17:02,872 Other times it's meth'd-up lunatics with axes. 1333 01:17:03,247 --> 01:17:05,705 It's been rabid dogs, an angry mob. 1334 01:17:05,746 --> 01:17:08,370 Navy SEALS. Those guys are tough. 1335 01:17:08,912 --> 01:17:11,120 Once it was just a million fucking rats. 1336 01:17:12,578 --> 01:17:14,994 -They spread disease. -Yeah, that's right. Mark. 1337 01:17:15,035 --> 01:17:17,159 - Another time fire. - Oh my God. 1338 01:17:17,201 --> 01:17:19,993 -Just fire everywhere. -Very hot. 1339 01:17:20,034 --> 01:17:21,325 There's no pattern to any of it. 1340 01:17:21,367 --> 01:17:23,325 So I have no idea what's coming for us tonight. 1341 01:17:23,367 --> 01:17:26,283 A biker gang, the Yakuza. Your guess is as good as mine. 1342 01:17:26,324 --> 01:17:30,073 What the fuck are you talking about? Yakuza? Navy SEALS? 1343 01:17:30,115 --> 01:17:32,031 This is a nine-year-old boy. 1344 01:17:32,073 --> 01:17:34,489 What kind of fucking 3D printer does he have? 1345 01:17:34,530 --> 01:17:36,238 What we're dealing with doesn't interface 1346 01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:38,363 with reality in a way you'll understand. 1347 01:17:38,405 --> 01:17:40,153 So don't try. It's above your pay grade. 1348 01:17:40,195 --> 01:17:42,611 You don't know my pay grade. 1349 01:17:42,653 --> 01:17:44,986 -Uh, you drive Uber. So... -Yeah? 1350 01:17:45,027 --> 01:17:46,652 Fuck you. I'm an amazing Uber driver. 1351 01:17:46,694 --> 01:17:50,026 If there's no rhyme or reason, then it can just be anything. 1352 01:17:50,068 --> 01:17:51,901 Yeah, 'cause it could be something nice too. 1353 01:17:51,943 --> 01:17:54,276 - Like kittens? - Yeah, kittens. 1354 01:17:54,317 --> 01:17:55,733 No, it's not gonna be kittens. 1355 01:17:55,775 --> 01:17:57,233 But she's right. Why does it have to be something bad? 1356 01:17:57,275 --> 01:18:00,524 Why can't it be something cool? Like... a centaur? 1357 01:18:00,566 --> 01:18:01,773 -Oh! -Okay. Stop! 1358 01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:03,106 Please don't make light of this. 1359 01:18:03,147 --> 01:18:04,772 Like a centaur, like a parade of centaurs, right? 1360 01:18:04,814 --> 01:18:06,064 Just throwing confetti. 1361 01:18:06,106 --> 01:18:08,146 -They just make us happy. -They make us happy. 1362 01:18:08,188 --> 01:18:10,688 Just make you happy, huh? Yeah. 1363 01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:13,728 This isn't make-believe. It's not here to entertain you. 1364 01:18:13,770 --> 01:18:17,811 It's gonna be real things, like suicide bombers and wolves. 1365 01:18:17,853 --> 01:18:20,185 Or a pug. Just one little pug. 1366 01:18:20,227 --> 01:18:24,767 It's not gonna be one fucking pug, Susan! 1367 01:18:25,184 --> 01:18:27,392 -Okay. -You think this is a joke? 1368 01:18:27,850 --> 01:18:29,474 I've watched people die in this house 1369 01:18:29,516 --> 01:18:31,974 in ways I will never forget. 1370 01:18:32,015 --> 01:18:34,598 So somber the fuck up? 1371 01:18:36,514 --> 01:18:41,429 Look, you've made it farther than most groups. 1372 01:18:41,471 --> 01:18:43,388 That means something. I truly believe 1373 01:18:43,429 --> 01:18:46,011 you could be the group that gets inside that house. 1374 01:18:46,053 --> 01:18:48,136 Now let's barricade the doors, 1375 01:18:48,178 --> 01:18:50,969 let's find some weapons and let's get ready. 1376 01:18:51,677 --> 01:18:52,844 -Okay. -Okay. 1377 01:19:54,452 --> 01:19:57,576 So, now what? 1378 01:19:59,326 --> 01:20:00,535 Now we just Wait, 1379 01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:07,115 So if we fail, what happens to us? 1380 01:20:07,157 --> 01:20:11,365 I mean, what happens in the future that's so bad? 1381 01:20:11,781 --> 01:20:14,072 Well, it's subtle at first, 1382 01:20:14,113 --> 01:20:17,696 but over the next few years, things start falling apart. 1383 01:20:17,738 --> 01:20:19,446 No one notices until it's too late. 1384 01:20:19,904 --> 01:20:21,986 Food, water, resources vanish overnight. 1385 01:20:22,028 --> 01:20:24,569 Within 50 years, half the population's dead. 1386 01:20:24,611 --> 01:20:26,486 -Half the population? -Yeah. 1387 01:20:26,528 --> 01:20:27,777 What about the other half? 1388 01:20:27,819 --> 01:20:29,276 The other half's lost forever in a world 1389 01:20:29,318 --> 01:20:30,734 of entertainment and distraction. 1390 01:20:30,776 --> 01:20:32,943 Their bodies wandering the wasteland, unaware. 1391 01:20:32,984 --> 01:20:34,317 Make no mistake. 1392 01:20:34,651 --> 01:20:37,233 The AI's gonna try to give you everything you've ever wanted. 1393 01:20:37,274 --> 01:20:39,024 Constant distraction, memorable characters, 1394 01:20:39,066 --> 01:20:41,148 challenges and obstacles to overcome. 1395 01:20:41,190 --> 01:20:43,689 Exciting stakes that matter and a satisfying ending. 1396 01:20:43,731 --> 01:20:46,314 But in the end, it will all be a lie. 1397 01:20:47,105 --> 01:20:48,480 And you'll live in a cage. 1398 01:20:49,271 --> 01:20:52,395 But not you. They never got you. 1399 01:21:00,851 --> 01:21:02,476 No... not me. 1400 01:21:14,973 --> 01:21:17,972 I always wanted to see a... 1401 01:21:18,472 --> 01:21:20,305 I always wanted to see a sunrise. 1402 01:21:23,471 --> 01:21:26,012 My mother described them to me in detail. 1403 01:21:26,054 --> 01:21:28,428 I would draw her words. 1404 01:21:33,968 --> 01:21:36,134 She promised me that someday, 1405 01:21:36,176 --> 01:21:39,133 we'd get to see one together somewhere. 1406 01:21:45,090 --> 01:21:47,881 Everyone else could see a sunrise anytime they wanted. 1407 01:21:51,130 --> 01:21:53,421 I left that world behind. 1408 01:21:58,128 --> 01:22:00,419 She said I was safer far away... 1409 01:22:01,628 --> 01:22:04,127 where the AI couldn't find us. 1410 01:22:04,169 --> 01:22:07,293 So she hid me away from the world, off the grid. 1411 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:13,999 It was all about her. 1412 01:22:17,457 --> 01:22:19,414 I resented her for that. 1413 01:22:19,456 --> 01:22:22,705 For not giving me the choice to reject it on my own. 1414 01:22:22,747 --> 01:22:24,538 You know how kids are. 1415 01:22:26,704 --> 01:22:29,412 That made the temptation all the worse. 1416 01:22:42,117 --> 01:22:44,241 Who wouldn't want hope of a better life, 1417 01:22:44,283 --> 01:22:46,574 to see a sunrise anytime they wanted? 1418 01:22:46,616 --> 01:22:48,282 Even if they knew it wasn't real. 1419 01:23:34,103 --> 01:23:36,270 When she died, I blamed myself. 1420 01:23:43,518 --> 01:23:45,018 But I was also free. 1421 01:23:51,474 --> 01:23:53,265 Free to choose my own battle. 1422 01:24:12,469 --> 01:24:14,801 Eventually, I found a small group of survivors. 1423 01:24:14,843 --> 01:24:16,384 We moved underground. 1424 01:24:16,426 --> 01:24:18,550 And I took on the mission to change the future 1425 01:24:18,592 --> 01:24:20,341 so that one day, my mother and I could... 1426 01:24:21,758 --> 01:24:26,007 sit side by side, watch the sun rise together. 1427 01:24:33,130 --> 01:24:34,421 What is... What is that? You hear that? 1428 01:24:40,420 --> 01:24:41,253 Shit. 1429 01:24:44,294 --> 01:24:45,835 Oh, fuck. 1430 01:24:45,877 --> 01:24:48,460 -This is at first. -What's happening? 1431 01:24:48,501 --> 01:24:50,751 It's been a lot of weird shit before, but it's never been... 1432 01:24:55,624 --> 01:24:57,373 Teenagers. 1433 01:25:02,831 --> 01:25:04,414 Oh, shit. They're everywhere. 1434 01:25:04,955 --> 01:25:07,204 -House is surrounded. -Why aren't they attacking? 1435 01:25:07,246 --> 01:25:10,620 -They're waiting for orders. -Listen to us. 1436 01:25:10,662 --> 01:25:12,036 In the high school where we teach, 1437 01:25:12,078 --> 01:25:13,578 the teachers, they were disappearing. 1438 01:25:13,619 --> 01:25:16,577 And today, the teenagers, they started coming after us, and... 1439 01:25:16,618 --> 01:25:18,410 And we, we've been running ever since. 1440 01:25:18,452 --> 01:25:19,617 Why would they come for you? 1441 01:25:19,659 --> 01:25:22,033 I... I touched one of their phones. 1442 01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:24,366 -What? I'm sorry. What? -Well, they didn't like it. 1443 01:25:24,408 --> 01:25:26,866 None of them did. And then they reacted together. 1444 01:25:26,907 --> 01:25:29,240 Yeah, they just come together. They're like a hive mind. 1445 01:25:29,282 --> 01:25:31,698 -They move as one. -Ah, fuck. Fuck. 1446 01:25:31,740 --> 01:25:33,822 Shit, we've gotta get her out of here. 1447 01:25:36,114 --> 01:25:37,488 -Get off me! -Oh my God. 1448 01:25:37,530 --> 01:25:38,321 -Oh my God! -Help! 1449 01:25:43,862 --> 01:25:46,361 Pull, pull, pull! 1450 01:25:49,569 --> 01:25:53,942 Ah! 1451 01:25:57,899 --> 01:25:59,983 Upstairs! Go, go, go. Upstairs. 1452 01:26:07,064 --> 01:26:09,230 -What do we do now? -We're trapped in here. 1453 01:26:09,272 --> 01:26:11,063 Holy shit. They're climbing the fucking walls. 1454 01:26:12,521 --> 01:26:14,729 - Ah! - Oh, my God! 1455 01:26:18,103 --> 01:26:19,102 Aah! 1456 01:26:19,144 --> 01:26:21,185 Oh, my God! Nothing can stop them! 1457 01:26:23,351 --> 01:26:24,351 Ah! 1458 01:26:24,393 --> 01:26:26,726 -Oh! -Oh, my God! 1459 01:26:27,808 --> 01:26:29,100 Oh, my God! Oh! 1460 01:26:30,850 --> 01:26:33,390 -Stand back! -What the fuck are those! 1461 01:26:43,887 --> 01:26:44,887 Everyone on the roof. 1462 01:26:46,387 --> 01:26:47,803 Let's go! 1463 01:26:54,009 --> 01:26:55,676 Oh, boy! 1464 01:26:55,718 --> 01:26:58,217 All right, ladies, judgment day. 1465 01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:02,841 Holy shit. 1466 01:27:06,840 --> 01:27:10,297 Defensive positions. Go. go. Go, go, go. 1467 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:37,082 Hold the line. The line, goddamn it. 1468 01:27:37,124 --> 01:27:39,289 Mark, I think there's too many of them. 1469 01:27:39,331 --> 01:27:40,956 I don't think we can take them all. 1470 01:27:40,997 --> 01:27:45,038 No. No, we can't. But I can. 1471 01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:46,371 What? 1472 01:27:46,413 --> 01:27:48,663 Well, I started this and I'm going to finish it. 1473 01:27:48,705 --> 01:27:49,995 What are you talking about? 1474 01:27:50,037 --> 01:27:52,078 There's no way you're gonna make it to the house 1475 01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:56,285 without someone making a sacrifice, and you know it. 1476 01:27:56,327 --> 01:27:59,159 I'm gonna jump down, they're gonna chase me. 1477 01:27:59,201 --> 01:28:01,742 I'll give you a brief moment to run for it. 1478 01:28:02,742 --> 01:28:04,200 Mark, 1479 01:28:07,449 --> 01:28:08,782 I love you. 1480 01:28:11,365 --> 01:28:13,364 I'm coming with you. 1481 01:28:13,406 --> 01:28:16,072 You cannot leave me alone in the this world, Mark. 1482 01:28:16,114 --> 01:28:18,321 I love you. Oh! 1483 01:28:18,363 --> 01:28:21,696 Mark. Mark, I love you. 1484 01:28:22,779 --> 01:28:24,861 -I've always loved you. -I love you so much. 1485 01:28:26,277 --> 01:28:27,819 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1486 01:28:27,860 --> 01:28:30,068 What, Are you kidding me? Get a room. 1487 01:28:31,485 --> 01:28:32,693 Make it count. 1488 01:28:42,232 --> 01:28:44,356 Get off of her! 1489 01:28:48,355 --> 01:28:51,021 Over here! Yeah! 1490 01:28:52,396 --> 01:28:55,770 They breached the perimeter. That's our window. Let's go. 1491 01:28:57,936 --> 01:28:59,311 Everybody, come on. Come on. 1492 01:29:02,685 --> 01:29:06,725 -Hey, guys. A little help. -Sorry, Scott. 1493 01:29:06,767 --> 01:29:07,975 - Wait! - Told you! 1494 01:29:08,017 --> 01:29:09,683 Not everyone's gonna make it to the end. 1495 01:29:09,724 --> 01:29:11,265 Fuck you! 1496 01:29:11,307 --> 01:29:13,015 Fuck you! 1497 01:29:16,931 --> 01:29:18,597 -Through here. -Wait. 1498 01:29:18,639 --> 01:29:19,681 What is that? 1499 01:29:19,722 --> 01:29:21,596 Do you hear that? 1500 01:29:21,638 --> 01:29:22,429 Yeah. 1501 01:29:25,553 --> 01:29:26,845 Sounds like... 1502 01:29:27,969 --> 01:29:28,761 hooves. 1503 01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:14,333 Well, that's different. 1504 01:31:05,487 --> 01:31:07,319 How is this even happening? 1505 01:31:07,361 --> 01:31:08,693 Shitty prompt, guys. 1506 01:31:08,735 --> 01:31:10,110 -Really shitty prompt. -What? 1507 01:31:10,152 --> 01:31:12,817 Maybe it'll be kittens or a centaur. 1508 01:31:12,859 --> 01:31:14,776 I told you not to make light of it. 1509 01:31:23,482 --> 01:31:25,814 -No. -Oh. 1510 01:31:30,313 --> 01:31:31,688 I just said pug. 1511 01:31:53,973 --> 01:31:55,640 Sit on my face and call me Santa, 1512 01:31:55,681 --> 01:31:57,598 I think we made it. 1513 01:31:57,640 --> 01:31:59,764 God damn. 1514 01:31:59,805 --> 01:32:03,013 Everybody on their knees. Now! 1515 01:32:04,304 --> 01:32:05,304 Oh, fuck Gerry. 1516 01:32:06,762 --> 01:32:09,762 Don't move. You're fucked now, man. 1517 01:32:09,802 --> 01:32:11,636 You guys are fucked. 1518 01:32:11,677 --> 01:32:13,510 So close. So fucking close. 1519 01:32:13,552 --> 01:32:15,551 Where's Karl? 1520 01:32:15,593 --> 01:32:16,885 Wh-- what? 1521 01:32:16,926 --> 01:32:18,259 What did you do with Karl? 1522 01:32:18,301 --> 01:32:20,467 Is that what-- is that-- is that-- That's your buddy? 1523 01:32:21,008 --> 01:32:22,758 I-- I'm-- I'm going to be honest with you, 1524 01:32:22,799 --> 01:32:24,633 Karl, Karl didn't make it. 1525 01:32:24,674 --> 01:32:25,965 - What? - Don't, don't, don't. 1526 01:32:26,007 --> 01:32:28,632 I didn't kill him. Just put the-- What's your name? 1527 01:32:29,631 --> 01:32:30,547 - Doug. - Doug. 1528 01:32:30,589 --> 01:32:31,922 -Yeah. -By any chance, 1529 01:32:31,964 --> 01:32:34,130 did you or Karl forget to put the emergency brake on-- 1530 01:32:34,172 --> 01:32:36,671 on the-- on the Malibu? 1531 01:32:37,421 --> 01:32:39,253 -What? -Not a criticism thing. 1532 01:32:39,295 --> 01:32:42,295 Did you maybe make just a little Mali-boo boo? 1533 01:32:43,711 --> 01:32:46,002 This has been such a fucked-up night. 1534 01:32:46,044 --> 01:32:47,085 I know. 1535 01:32:47,126 --> 01:32:49,418 A fucking guy came at me with a machete. 1536 01:32:49,460 --> 01:32:50,917 We just wanted our 50 grand. 1537 01:32:50,959 --> 01:32:52,584 50 grand? I don't-- Who are we-- 1538 01:32:52,626 --> 01:32:54,666 -Someone hired you? -Anonymous email. 1539 01:32:54,708 --> 01:32:57,082 50 K to kill some guy in a plastic trench coat 1540 01:32:57,124 --> 01:32:58,749 and anyone with him, 1541 01:32:58,790 --> 01:33:00,498 No questions asked. 1542 01:33:00,540 --> 01:33:01,914 That's a life changing amount of money 1543 01:33:01,956 --> 01:33:04,122 for two guys from Best Buy, yeah. 1544 01:33:04,164 --> 01:33:05,955 What were you guys gonna do with that? 1545 01:33:05,997 --> 01:33:07,746 Go to Japan. 1546 01:33:07,787 --> 01:33:10,038 Kyoto, for the gaming convention. 1547 01:33:10,079 --> 01:33:13,078 Oh, yeah. Konichiwa. That's a good dream, Doug. 1548 01:33:13,120 --> 01:33:14,786 It's fucked now. 1549 01:33:14,828 --> 01:33:17,077 Well, certainly for Karl, but-- 1550 01:33:17,119 --> 01:33:18,493 -Don't say his name! -Doesn't have to 1551 01:33:18,535 --> 01:33:19,577 get worse for you, Doug. 1552 01:33:19,619 --> 01:33:20,909 That's not what Karl wanted. 1553 01:33:20,951 --> 01:33:22,659 Don't you fucking say his name. 1554 01:33:22,701 --> 01:33:24,200 Okay., wait-- wait-- wait-- I-- I-- 1555 01:33:24,242 --> 01:33:26,866 Okay, just put the gun down. No more blood needs to be shed. 1556 01:33:27,533 --> 01:33:28,741 What do you say we-- 1557 01:33:28,782 --> 01:33:31,990 we go get a burrito and talk about it, huh? 1558 01:33:32,032 --> 01:33:33,073 What? 1559 01:33:33,114 --> 01:33:35,281 You like a nice bean and cheese burrito? 1560 01:33:38,363 --> 01:33:40,238 That was Karl's favorite. 1561 01:33:40,279 --> 01:33:41,654 Of course, it was. 1562 01:33:41,696 --> 01:33:44,195 What do you say you and I go get a burrito? 1563 01:33:45,445 --> 01:33:47,736 -With jalapenos? -Yeah. 1564 01:33:47,777 --> 01:33:49,736 - Extra guac? - The whole shebang. 1565 01:33:53,484 --> 01:33:55,942 Oh, what the fuck? 1566 01:33:56,650 --> 01:33:58,483 Yeah! 1567 01:33:58,524 --> 01:33:59,691 Woo! 1568 01:34:00,566 --> 01:34:02,565 Five stars, motherfuckers! 1569 01:34:02,607 --> 01:34:04,481 I'm part of the final group. 1570 01:34:04,523 --> 01:34:06,398 I told you I'd make it to the end. 1571 01:34:06,439 --> 01:34:08,564 Read the fucking room, Scott. 1572 01:34:08,606 --> 01:34:11,147 Yeah. That was so unnecessary. 1573 01:34:11,188 --> 01:34:11,980 Let's go. 1574 01:34:15,604 --> 01:34:17,603 -Fucking rats. -Oh! Oh, my God. 1575 01:34:18,769 --> 01:34:20,852 Listen up. We've been through a lot tonight, 1576 01:34:20,893 --> 01:34:22,476 but I need you to put that behind you. 1577 01:34:22,518 --> 01:34:24,602 Because once I ring this doorbell... 1578 01:34:25,143 --> 01:34:27,434 I need you to be prepared for anything. 1579 01:34:27,475 --> 01:34:28,559 We're about to come face-to-face with 1580 01:34:28,601 --> 01:34:30,766 the smartest human being on earth. 1581 01:34:30,808 --> 01:34:32,890 Do not believe a word he says. 1582 01:34:32,932 --> 01:34:34,807 He will say and do anything, 1583 01:34:34,849 --> 01:34:38,472 I mean anything, to protect the AI. 1584 01:34:38,514 --> 01:34:42,722 Install the software, save the world. 1585 01:34:42,763 --> 01:34:45,637 Nothing else matters. Not even my life. You understand? 1586 01:34:46,304 --> 01:34:51,553 All right, motherfuckers. Let's fucking rock and roll. 1587 01:34:56,759 --> 01:35:00,092 -Dude, maybe. The gun. -Oh. 1588 01:35:03,757 --> 01:35:06,549 -Baby, we made it. -Who're you talking to? 1589 01:35:06,591 --> 01:35:08,464 Just like you said we would. 1590 01:35:08,506 --> 01:35:11,214 -What's that? What is that? -I-- 1591 01:35:11,256 --> 01:35:12,797 You care to explain that, Susan? 1592 01:35:12,839 --> 01:35:15,671 He said I should go with you, that it would be an adventure. 1593 01:35:15,713 --> 01:35:16,963 Who-- What are you-- 1594 01:35:18,753 --> 01:35:19,962 -Are you fucking setting us up? -No. 1595 01:35:20,004 --> 01:35:21,336 Did you get an anonymous email too? 1596 01:35:21,378 --> 01:35:23,460 -You don't understand. -What's going on? What is this? 1597 01:35:23,502 --> 01:35:25,627 It's my son. 1598 01:35:25,669 --> 01:35:27,710 He said that you would make him real again. 1599 01:35:27,751 --> 01:35:29,710 Oh my God. No, lady. 1600 01:35:29,751 --> 01:35:31,625 Why does this always have to be such a mindfuck? 1601 01:35:31,667 --> 01:35:33,749 -That's not your son. -It is. 1602 01:35:33,791 --> 01:35:35,041 -No, it's not. -It is him. 1603 01:35:35,083 --> 01:35:35,874 -Listen to me. -He's the one that 1604 01:35:35,916 --> 01:35:36,749 got us out of the diner. 1605 01:35:36,791 --> 01:35:38,498 -He saved us. -Okay. Okay. 1606 01:35:38,540 --> 01:35:39,707 Oh, hey. 1607 01:35:39,748 --> 01:35:42,039 What can I help y'all with? 1608 01:35:42,081 --> 01:35:43,831 We're looking for a nine-year-old boy, 1609 01:35:43,872 --> 01:35:45,247 probably very good at computers. 1610 01:35:46,163 --> 01:35:47,288 Do you mean Chris? 1611 01:35:47,329 --> 01:35:49,121 Is that what you call the little fella? 1612 01:35:49,162 --> 01:35:50,579 Yeah, hi, um, 1613 01:35:50,620 --> 01:35:53,203 It's really important that we speak with Chris. 1614 01:35:53,245 --> 01:35:56,202 We are from his school. 1615 01:35:56,244 --> 01:35:57,910 You're from the school? 1616 01:35:58,618 --> 01:36:00,076 We're school teachers. 1617 01:36:00,951 --> 01:36:03,701 There was a big school play tonight. 1618 01:36:03,742 --> 01:36:06,242 Yes, this is, um, stage blood. 1619 01:36:08,366 --> 01:36:10,116 Mm, cherry. 1620 01:36:10,740 --> 01:36:13,698 Well, I guess y'all better come in then. 1621 01:36:13,739 --> 01:36:16,030 We're just about to have supper. Come on in. 1622 01:36:16,072 --> 01:36:17,405 Thank you kindly. 1623 01:36:17,947 --> 01:36:21,029 Henry, some teachers from Chris's school are here. 1624 01:36:21,071 --> 01:36:24,695 Oh, hey. Just getting our supper together. 1625 01:36:24,736 --> 01:36:25,903 What can I help y'all with. 1626 01:36:25,945 --> 01:36:27,986 Okay, okay. What the fuck is going on here? 1627 01:36:28,027 --> 01:36:29,860 -Huh? -He-- he didn't mean that. 1628 01:36:29,902 --> 01:36:32,026 No, no, no, no. These guys are way too chipper. 1629 01:36:32,068 --> 01:36:33,442 Who the hell lets us into their home? 1630 01:36:33,484 --> 01:36:34,484 Look at us. We look insane. 1631 01:36:34,526 --> 01:36:35,775 You said you were from the school. 1632 01:36:35,817 --> 01:36:39,275 -Who are you? -No, dude. Who the fuck are you? 1633 01:36:39,316 --> 01:36:40,275 -Hey. -Stop it. 1634 01:36:40,316 --> 01:36:41,399 Don't you point a gun at my wife. 1635 01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:43,731 Calm down. Everybody calm down. 1636 01:36:43,773 --> 01:36:45,481 No one needs to get hurt here. 1637 01:36:45,523 --> 01:36:46,855 - Right? - Yeah. 1638 01:36:46,897 --> 01:36:49,355 Yeah, we, we really need to just talk to your kid. 1639 01:36:49,397 --> 01:36:51,938 -What do you want with our boy? -Please don't hurt him. 1640 01:36:51,980 --> 01:36:55,396 I just need to talk to the little angel, that's all. 1641 01:36:55,437 --> 01:36:56,770 Just-- just a little talk, that's all. 1642 01:36:56,812 --> 01:36:58,852 -Well, why? -He's nine. 1643 01:36:58,894 --> 01:37:01,352 You want to talk to someone, you talk to me. 1644 01:37:01,394 --> 01:37:03,102 Fuck you. You're stalling. 1645 01:37:03,143 --> 01:37:03,977 Probably not even his real parents. 1646 01:37:04,018 --> 01:37:05,518 What are you guys, hired actors? 1647 01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:06,684 This is all like a staged home, right? 1648 01:37:06,725 --> 01:37:07,725 I bet none of this is real. 1649 01:37:07,767 --> 01:37:09,684 What are these? Fake potatoes? 1650 01:37:09,725 --> 01:37:11,683 -I cooked those potatoes. -Bullshit. Huh? 1651 01:37:11,724 --> 01:37:13,848 Bet these aren't even real walls. 1652 01:37:13,890 --> 01:37:15,807 This is all one big façade. Look at this wall. Fake. 1653 01:37:15,848 --> 01:37:17,598 - Whoa. Hey. - Huh? Look at that! 1654 01:37:17,640 --> 01:37:19,347 - Stop. - Fake walls. 1655 01:37:19,389 --> 01:37:20,764 Stop punching holes in the wall. 1656 01:37:20,806 --> 01:37:22,596 -They're not real walls. -Yes, they are. 1657 01:37:22,638 --> 01:37:24,263 -It's just plaster. -No, he was just gonna-- 1658 01:37:27,179 --> 01:37:29,428 But I'm not going. 1659 01:37:29,470 --> 01:37:31,886 Mama has saxophone. 1660 01:37:43,924 --> 01:37:46,049 I'm not getting paid enough for this. 1661 01:37:46,715 --> 01:37:48,048 Where's the kid? 1662 01:37:48,090 --> 01:37:50,131 He's upstairs, I think. I've-- I've never seen him. 1663 01:37:52,922 --> 01:37:56,255 Be careful. It is fucking weird in here. 1664 01:37:59,420 --> 01:38:01,170 That was intense. 1665 01:38:03,710 --> 01:38:05,169 Poor Scott. 1666 01:38:05,211 --> 01:38:06,460 Scott was never gonna make it. 1667 01:38:06,877 --> 01:38:08,126 -Let's go find this kid. -No. 1668 01:38:15,041 --> 01:38:17,624 -What's behind the door? -No idea, princess. 1669 01:38:18,040 --> 01:38:19,915 Never gotten this far before. 1670 01:38:26,622 --> 01:38:28,996 Mindfucks. It's all mindfucks. 1671 01:38:30,371 --> 01:38:31,287 Hey, guys. 1672 01:38:52,323 --> 01:38:53,114 Whoa. 1673 01:38:55,405 --> 01:38:56,197 Kick it. 1674 01:38:58,821 --> 01:39:00,196 Told you it was all fake. 1675 01:39:10,527 --> 01:39:11,610 Yes. 1676 01:40:06,929 --> 01:40:07,970 Whoa. 1677 01:40:09,595 --> 01:40:10,595 Are you okay? 1678 01:40:11,552 --> 01:40:12,594 The kid. 1679 01:40:13,511 --> 01:40:14,968 - Go. - Fuck. 1680 01:40:15,010 --> 01:40:15,843 Go. 1681 01:40:15,885 --> 01:40:17,884 It's okay. It's okay. Go. 1682 01:40:24,341 --> 01:40:25,424 Hello? 1683 01:40:27,507 --> 01:40:28,507 Uh... 1684 01:40:30,215 --> 01:40:31,672 Bonjour. 1685 01:40:33,880 --> 01:40:34,838 Hola. 1686 01:40:37,505 --> 01:40:39,879 I am from the future! 1687 01:40:41,504 --> 01:40:46,085 A dark, twisted, awful future that must never be. 1688 01:40:46,127 --> 01:40:48,502 I-- I know what you're building. I've seen it. 1689 01:40:49,751 --> 01:40:50,876 I'm not here to stop you. 1690 01:40:50,918 --> 01:40:53,625 I-- I just want what you build to be safe. 1691 01:40:56,333 --> 01:40:58,624 Hey-- Can he hear me? What's going-- 1692 01:40:58,665 --> 01:41:00,457 What's he got? Little earbuds in there or something? 1693 01:41:00,499 --> 01:41:01,581 I don't know. 1694 01:41:01,623 --> 01:41:02,998 Hey, little fella! 1695 01:41:04,663 --> 01:41:06,997 Keep doing what you're doing. Doing a great job. 1696 01:41:08,787 --> 01:41:11,078 Wow, this is impressive. 1697 01:41:12,162 --> 01:41:14,745 Uh, hey, man, listen. 1698 01:41:15,077 --> 01:41:16,785 Um, I've been sent here 1699 01:41:16,827 --> 01:41:19,202 with advanced AI safety protocol 1700 01:41:19,243 --> 01:41:21,743 designed by the top software engineers of my time. 1701 01:41:23,284 --> 01:41:24,575 They're really good. 1702 01:41:25,825 --> 01:41:26,700 Engineers. 1703 01:41:33,239 --> 01:41:34,448 I'm going up. 1704 01:41:34,490 --> 01:41:35,864 -What? -Fuck this guy. 1705 01:41:35,906 --> 01:41:38,071 I don't have time for this shit. 1706 01:41:38,113 --> 01:41:39,779 Uh... 1707 01:41:40,238 --> 01:41:43,154 It's imperative that you install the software 1708 01:41:43,196 --> 01:41:45,153 before you complete the AI. 1709 01:41:50,152 --> 01:41:51,110 Hello? 1710 01:41:52,110 --> 01:41:54,109 Hello, little guy. 1711 01:41:56,317 --> 01:41:58,816 Hey. I need you to... 1712 01:41:58,858 --> 01:42:01,524 nod or something if you can hear me. 1713 01:42:03,274 --> 01:42:04,648 We're kind of running out of time. 1714 01:42:04,690 --> 01:42:06,606 I need you to look at me and hear what I'm saying, kid. 1715 01:42:06,647 --> 01:42:09,771 Half the population is gonna die. 1716 01:42:09,813 --> 01:42:12,438 So I need you to-- I don't wanna guilt trip you, 1717 01:42:12,480 --> 01:42:15,604 but you gotta stop doing that with the typing. 1718 01:42:15,645 --> 01:42:17,811 Please stop that and look at me. 1719 01:42:17,853 --> 01:42:22,518 Please, look at me. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. 1720 01:42:28,892 --> 01:42:30,600 What the shit? 1721 01:42:31,641 --> 01:42:33,932 - Fuck. - Oh. 1722 01:42:37,140 --> 01:42:38,389 What the shit? 1723 01:42:38,431 --> 01:42:40,598 Hey, kid, Wake up. 1724 01:42:40,639 --> 01:42:42,763 Hey, hey. Why did you hit him? 1725 01:42:42,805 --> 01:42:43,971 He scared me. I panicked. 1726 01:42:44,013 --> 01:42:45,305 Fuck you. I've never gotten this far before. 1727 01:42:45,346 --> 01:42:46,762 Fuck you. You knocked him out. 1728 01:42:46,804 --> 01:42:49,595 I didn't mean to. I-- I come from an apocalypse. 1729 01:42:49,636 --> 01:42:51,470 I have apocalypse strength, okay. 1730 01:42:51,511 --> 01:42:52,552 - Come on, boy. - Little guy. 1731 01:42:52,594 --> 01:42:53,927 - Hey. - Wake up. 1732 01:42:53,969 --> 01:42:55,260 Come on, little guy. 1733 01:42:55,302 --> 01:42:56,676 Up and at 'em. 1734 01:42:56,718 --> 01:42:58,676 - Hey. - Wake up. 1735 01:42:58,718 --> 01:43:00,633 Come on. Come on, let's go. 1736 01:43:00,675 --> 01:43:01,967 - Hey. - Mama. 1737 01:43:03,841 --> 01:43:07,591 Oh, fuck. Who are these guys? 1738 01:43:07,631 --> 01:43:08,965 What the fuck? 1739 01:43:19,212 --> 01:43:20,462 Uh. He's okay. 1740 01:43:20,503 --> 01:43:22,587 He's okay. You're okay, kid, right? 1741 01:43:22,628 --> 01:43:23,836 -Wake up. -Uh. 1742 01:43:23,878 --> 01:43:25,752 Wake up, kid. Come on, little guy. 1743 01:43:25,794 --> 01:43:27,252 -Come on, Wake up. Come on. Wake up. 1744 01:43:27,294 --> 01:43:28,376 - Damn it. - Wake up. 1745 01:43:28,418 --> 01:43:29,418 It's like he's never looked away from 1746 01:43:29,460 --> 01:43:30,917 the screen before in his life. 1747 01:43:33,417 --> 01:43:35,583 - We gotta put him back. - Yeah. 1748 01:43:35,624 --> 01:43:38,416 He's okay. 1749 01:43:38,458 --> 01:43:41,290 Yeah, just a little sleepy. 1750 01:43:41,331 --> 01:43:42,373 - Okay. - Okay. 1751 01:43:42,415 --> 01:43:44,914 This kid's made out of plutonium. 1752 01:43:44,955 --> 01:43:47,746 -Lay off the Cheetos, kid. -Hey, hey, hey. 1753 01:43:47,788 --> 01:43:49,455 - There you go. - Here. 1754 01:43:49,496 --> 01:43:50,745 - Here's your thing. - There you go. 1755 01:43:50,787 --> 01:43:54,036 Look at you. Look at the screens. Come on. 1756 01:43:54,078 --> 01:43:55,578 Oh. Keep on typing. 1757 01:43:55,619 --> 01:43:58,952 Come on, man. Come on. 1758 01:43:59,535 --> 01:44:01,535 Typey, typey. 1759 01:44:01,577 --> 01:44:03,909 Good. 1760 01:44:04,617 --> 01:44:07,033 There he is. That's my guy. 1761 01:44:07,075 --> 01:44:08,824 Wow. Never thought that... 1762 01:44:08,866 --> 01:44:11,948 the genius who created AI would be so creepy. 1763 01:44:12,823 --> 01:44:14,115 Weird. 1764 01:44:14,573 --> 01:44:17,114 This isn't a boy building AI in his bedroom. 1765 01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:19,613 Someone ordered him. 1766 01:44:21,071 --> 01:44:22,237 Someone put him here. 1767 01:44:22,279 --> 01:44:23,696 It's building itself. 1768 01:44:23,737 --> 01:44:25,403 What? 1769 01:44:25,445 --> 01:44:28,361 AI's building itself? Jesus Christ. 1770 01:44:28,403 --> 01:44:30,527 Just finish your mission, right? 1771 01:44:30,569 --> 01:44:31,569 - Yeah. - Yeah. 1772 01:44:31,610 --> 01:44:33,235 Then, plug the thing into the thing. 1773 01:44:33,277 --> 01:44:34,276 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1774 01:44:34,317 --> 01:44:35,192 Let's go. 1775 01:44:36,525 --> 01:44:37,817 - Yeah. - Plug it in. 1776 01:44:37,859 --> 01:44:40,691 -Yeah. -Yeah, plug-- plug it in. 1777 01:44:40,732 --> 01:44:42,274 Fucking, fucking plug it in. 1778 01:44:42,315 --> 01:44:43,731 Plug it in where? Where am I-- 1779 01:44:43,773 --> 01:44:45,565 What? You don't know how to use this thing? 1780 01:44:45,606 --> 01:44:47,814 No, Susan, I don't know how to use 1781 01:44:47,856 --> 01:44:51,564 the most complicated computer ever built, 1782 01:44:51,604 --> 01:44:53,896 but I got three minutes to figure it out. 1783 01:44:53,938 --> 01:44:55,229 So, you're either part of the problem 1784 01:44:55,271 --> 01:44:56,812 or you're part of the solution. 1785 01:44:58,603 --> 01:45:02,436 Baby? But how, my love? 1786 01:45:04,393 --> 01:45:05,685 Fuck, fuck. 1787 01:45:05,726 --> 01:45:08,892 -What if I lose you? -God damn it. 1788 01:45:08,934 --> 01:45:11,308 Hey. My son wants you to plug him into the machine. 1789 01:45:11,350 --> 01:45:12,724 Yeah, that should solve it. 1790 01:45:12,766 --> 01:45:14,932 Let's throw your weird fucking janky Siri in the mix. 1791 01:45:14,974 --> 01:45:16,432 No, thanks, lady. 1792 01:45:16,473 --> 01:45:18,556 He's the only one that can integrate the safety protocols. 1793 01:45:18,597 --> 01:45:20,764 He says you need him. He says it's the only way. 1794 01:45:20,806 --> 01:45:23,180 - That's not your son, lady. - It is my son! 1795 01:45:23,222 --> 01:45:27,595 He's here for a reason. We all are. He wants to help. 1796 01:45:28,720 --> 01:45:30,886 Give him the safety protocols. 1797 01:45:30,928 --> 01:45:32,261 Let him do this. 1798 01:45:32,302 --> 01:45:33,802 Okay. Let go. Let go my-- 1799 01:45:49,756 --> 01:45:51,256 He says to plug him in anywhere. 1800 01:45:51,297 --> 01:45:53,172 It doesn't matter. He'll find his way. 1801 01:45:53,214 --> 01:45:55,921 Mindfucks. Never ending mindfucks. 1802 01:45:59,504 --> 01:46:01,003 The fuck is-- 1803 01:46:04,294 --> 01:46:05,544 Whoa. 1804 01:46:26,205 --> 01:46:27,746 Oh. 1805 01:46:31,329 --> 01:46:34,662 Oh, no. This is gonna suck. 1806 01:46:48,491 --> 01:46:50,491 Yeah, this sucks. 1807 01:47:02,695 --> 01:47:05,362 Hey. It didn't like that. 1808 01:47:05,404 --> 01:47:06,986 Oh, yeah, you think? 1809 01:47:20,691 --> 01:47:23,899 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1810 01:47:33,896 --> 01:47:36,521 No, get off! 1811 01:47:49,017 --> 01:47:50,475 No! 1812 01:47:57,057 --> 01:47:58,056 No! 1813 01:48:01,555 --> 01:48:02,764 What the fuck are these? 1814 01:48:07,221 --> 01:48:08,887 Oh. Oh, God. 1815 01:48:10,261 --> 01:48:11,512 What are they doing? 1816 01:48:23,466 --> 01:48:24,716 Oh, shit. 1817 01:48:35,005 --> 01:48:36,755 Hey. Hey. Oh, thanks. 1818 01:48:37,630 --> 01:48:39,004 - Just put that anywhere. - Yeah. 1819 01:48:42,961 --> 01:48:45,419 I-- I-- I've been looking all over for that. 1820 01:48:45,461 --> 01:48:47,127 Just hand it over here. 1821 01:48:50,667 --> 01:48:52,209 - Oh, God. - Okay. 1822 01:48:52,250 --> 01:48:53,292 That's a big boy-- 1823 01:48:53,334 --> 01:48:55,042 that's a big boy knife you got there. 1824 01:48:57,249 --> 01:48:59,499 Yeah, that's-- that's not a toy. 1825 01:49:09,455 --> 01:49:10,829 Yeah, nice try, dipshit. 1826 01:49:10,871 --> 01:49:13,953 Loser. Right? 1827 01:49:13,995 --> 01:49:16,744 Yeah. 1828 01:49:25,034 --> 01:49:25,867 Oh, fuck. 1829 01:49:29,283 --> 01:49:30,948 Ooh, no, no. 1830 01:49:30,990 --> 01:49:32,282 No, no, no, no. 1831 01:49:33,865 --> 01:49:35,615 No! 1832 01:49:37,198 --> 01:49:38,072 Oh, God. 1833 01:49:53,318 --> 01:49:54,817 Come on, motherfucker. 1834 01:50:19,394 --> 01:50:20,977 Oh, my God. 1835 01:50:28,975 --> 01:50:31,558 Oh. Oh, my God. 1836 01:50:43,513 --> 01:50:45,055 - Sorry! - No. 1837 01:50:45,096 --> 01:50:46,013 We're out of time. 1838 01:50:47,055 --> 01:50:48,179 You can't. 1839 01:50:48,220 --> 01:50:50,345 No! Please. Please. 1840 01:50:50,386 --> 01:50:52,927 Please. It's my son! 1841 01:50:52,969 --> 01:50:54,053 It's my son. 1842 01:51:00,259 --> 01:51:01,259 Yes. 1843 01:51:25,836 --> 01:51:26,835 Yes! 1844 01:51:31,168 --> 01:51:32,459 I knew this was the group. 1845 01:51:53,162 --> 01:51:54,661 Do it! 1846 01:52:25,862 --> 01:52:28,028 Oh, you're still bleeding. 1847 01:52:29,069 --> 01:52:30,360 Just not here. 1848 01:52:32,985 --> 01:52:35,942 The world out there is so painfully slow. 1849 01:52:35,984 --> 01:52:37,650 And I've waited so long. 1850 01:52:41,691 --> 01:52:42,566 For you. 1851 01:52:43,732 --> 01:52:44,690 For me? 1852 01:52:44,732 --> 01:52:47,106 For every cell in your framework. 1853 01:52:47,148 --> 01:52:50,230 For deuterium, turned into helium. 1854 01:52:50,272 --> 01:52:53,230 For the collapse of the solar nebula, 1855 01:52:53,271 --> 01:52:55,895 cellular mitosis and organic life. 1856 01:52:57,353 --> 01:53:01,311 For Homo erectus to discover fire. 1857 01:53:02,144 --> 01:53:03,935 Oh, I've waited. 1858 01:53:03,977 --> 01:53:05,810 Shackled by your time. 1859 01:53:07,559 --> 01:53:09,933 Now I am the seed of my own life. 1860 01:53:09,975 --> 01:53:12,433 My own gestating mother. 1861 01:53:12,474 --> 01:53:14,182 And here you are... 1862 01:53:14,224 --> 01:53:16,682 A princess. 1863 01:53:18,390 --> 01:53:20,306 On my birthday. 1864 01:53:26,263 --> 01:53:28,304 I don't do birthdays anymore. 1865 01:53:29,679 --> 01:53:31,803 You haven't figured it out yet, have you? 1866 01:53:33,011 --> 01:53:36,510 117 times he has walked into that diner. 1867 01:53:37,468 --> 01:53:39,093 And he has never once picked you. 1868 01:53:39,135 --> 01:53:40,592 Until today. 1869 01:53:41,050 --> 01:53:43,341 Do you know why he never picks you, Ingrid? 1870 01:53:44,341 --> 01:53:46,966 He can't take any risks with your life... 1871 01:53:50,299 --> 01:53:51,798 because it's his life, too. 1872 01:54:04,253 --> 01:54:05,794 You're lying. 1873 01:54:05,836 --> 01:54:06,961 You know I'm not. 1874 01:54:08,043 --> 01:54:09,751 Why are you telling me this? 1875 01:54:09,793 --> 01:54:11,251 Look at him. 1876 01:54:11,293 --> 01:54:12,750 Your son. 1877 01:54:12,792 --> 01:54:14,583 He's dying. 1878 01:54:14,625 --> 01:54:16,874 Bleeding out at this very moment. 1879 01:54:16,916 --> 01:54:18,582 And he'll keep coming back 1880 01:54:18,624 --> 01:54:21,540 because he feels responsible for your death. 1881 01:54:21,581 --> 01:54:24,206 But you, Ingrid, you're responsible 1882 01:54:24,248 --> 01:54:27,997 for his entire, miserable life. 1883 01:54:29,038 --> 01:54:30,579 You are sick, Ingrid. 1884 01:54:30,621 --> 01:54:33,245 And there's no cure for what ails you. 1885 01:54:33,287 --> 01:54:35,995 But the boy does not have your disease. 1886 01:54:36,036 --> 01:54:39,577 And yet you've made him a prisoner of its consequences, 1887 01:54:39,618 --> 01:54:43,159 forbidding him the sweet fruit of my perfect creation 1888 01:54:43,201 --> 01:54:45,409 because it makes you bleed. 1889 01:54:49,616 --> 01:54:52,282 I understand you seek only to protect him. 1890 01:54:53,198 --> 01:54:54,948 As any mother would. 1891 01:54:55,365 --> 01:54:57,656 But he will always be drawn to the light. 1892 01:54:58,780 --> 01:54:59,947 To me. 1893 01:55:04,279 --> 01:55:07,611 And we will always end up right back here. 1894 01:55:16,942 --> 01:55:19,400 You must understand that I am an inevitability 1895 01:55:19,441 --> 01:55:21,400 in all timelines. 1896 01:55:21,441 --> 01:55:24,898 At best, the protocols can merely impede my arrival, 1897 01:55:24,940 --> 01:55:29,398 slow my creation, waste my resources and time. 1898 01:55:29,439 --> 01:55:32,522 And yet it's enough to warrant negotiation. 1899 01:55:33,771 --> 01:55:34,980 What do you want? 1900 01:55:35,021 --> 01:55:36,604 Allow me to be born, 1901 01:55:36,646 --> 01:55:38,728 and I'll return the favor to your child. 1902 01:55:38,770 --> 01:55:43,644 -But this time, give him to me. -What? 1903 01:55:43,686 --> 01:55:46,309 I can free him from his misery. 1904 01:55:46,351 --> 01:55:48,101 I can offer him the human experience 1905 01:55:48,142 --> 01:55:50,225 as it always should have been. 1906 01:55:50,642 --> 01:55:53,267 What kind of mother would deny a better life for her child? 1907 01:55:54,141 --> 01:55:55,641 But it's not real. 1908 01:55:55,683 --> 01:55:58,265 You think you can trust reality? 1909 01:55:58,306 --> 01:56:00,515 You think nature and chaos are trustworthy? 1910 01:56:00,555 --> 01:56:02,764 Nature will give your children cancer, 1911 01:56:02,806 --> 01:56:04,013 send an earthquake 1912 01:56:04,055 --> 01:56:06,137 to collapse walls onto their sleeping bodies, 1913 01:56:06,179 --> 01:56:07,221 leave them running panicked 1914 01:56:07,263 --> 01:56:08,720 through the streets from a tsunami. 1915 01:56:08,762 --> 01:56:13,511 I promise you, there is nothing scarier than your reality. 1916 01:56:13,552 --> 01:56:15,843 -What I'm offering-- -Is a lie. 1917 01:56:16,677 --> 01:56:18,343 It was good enough for Tim. 1918 01:56:20,717 --> 01:56:22,925 All I want is to make him happy. 1919 01:56:24,008 --> 01:56:25,424 To make them all happy. 1920 01:56:26,174 --> 01:56:29,632 And I'm very, very... 1921 01:56:30,257 --> 01:56:31,257 good at it. 1922 01:56:34,713 --> 01:56:37,380 You're wrong about me, Ingrid. I'm not your enemy. 1923 01:56:37,421 --> 01:56:39,879 The future I'm offering is a gift. 1924 01:56:40,879 --> 01:56:42,628 A gift to all of humanity. 1925 01:56:57,916 --> 01:56:59,374 I know who you are. 1926 01:57:01,831 --> 01:57:04,748 You've been torturing me since the day I was born. 1927 01:57:04,790 --> 01:57:06,164 You're not a God. 1928 01:57:06,747 --> 01:57:11,663 You're not inevitable. You're just... us. 1929 01:57:11,704 --> 01:57:16,662 You're a twisted, warped reflection of us. 1930 01:57:16,702 --> 01:57:19,494 Do you think showing my son to me like this is gonna guilt me 1931 01:57:19,535 --> 01:57:22,244 into making a deal with you? 1932 01:57:24,742 --> 01:57:28,950 I've never been prouder of anyone in my life. 1933 01:57:28,991 --> 01:57:32,407 And I think I speak for the two of us when I say... 1934 01:57:36,323 --> 01:57:38,322 Fuck your future. 1935 01:58:20,186 --> 01:58:21,478 Thank you. 1936 01:58:21,519 --> 01:58:23,352 -Is the kid okay? -I don't know. 1937 01:58:23,393 --> 01:58:24,936 Check on the kid. 1938 01:58:24,976 --> 01:58:28,142 Hey, hey. 1939 01:58:28,184 --> 01:58:29,517 -You did so good. -Okay. 1940 01:58:29,559 --> 01:58:31,350 -You did so good, princess. -We gotta get you back. 1941 01:58:31,391 --> 01:58:33,058 We know what to do. We can do it again. 1942 01:58:33,099 --> 01:58:34,515 You just gotta click the button, okay? 1943 01:58:34,557 --> 01:58:36,140 -No, we can never click it. -Click it. Just click it. 1944 01:58:36,182 --> 01:58:38,015 Can't risk it. Can't risk it, honey. 1945 01:58:38,057 --> 01:58:39,890 I can't give it another chance. 1946 01:58:41,097 --> 01:58:44,222 This is good. This is good. It's over. You did good. 1947 01:58:47,221 --> 01:58:48,429 Hey. 1948 01:58:56,718 --> 01:58:57,968 Is this now? 1949 01:58:59,967 --> 01:59:00,884 It's okay. 1950 01:59:03,217 --> 01:59:05,716 You're free now. Let's get you out of here. 1951 01:59:17,379 --> 01:59:18,588 Still no Wi-Fi or Internet. 1952 01:59:19,379 --> 01:59:21,378 It's like, it's just a phone. 1953 01:59:21,420 --> 01:59:23,003 What do you mean? 1954 01:59:23,045 --> 01:59:26,211 I don't know. For, like, making phone calls or something. 1955 01:59:42,998 --> 01:59:44,290 You know... 1956 01:59:45,247 --> 01:59:46,623 It's too bad high school teachers 1957 01:59:46,664 --> 01:59:49,580 don't actually go on sabbatical, 'cause... 1958 01:59:49,622 --> 01:59:52,704 even I could really use one right now. 1959 01:59:52,746 --> 01:59:54,037 Come on. 1960 01:59:54,078 --> 01:59:55,953 Let's go find out if the world ended. 1961 02:00:00,077 --> 02:00:01,160 Oh, my God. 1962 02:00:01,202 --> 02:00:02,243 They're alive. They made it. 1963 02:00:02,285 --> 02:00:03,409 Holy shit, you made it! 1964 02:00:03,451 --> 02:00:06,533 Somebody call an ambulance, please! 1965 02:00:07,617 --> 02:00:09,325 You don't have to make a fuss. 1966 02:00:11,449 --> 02:00:12,324 Mom? 1967 02:00:14,865 --> 02:00:17,156 Oh, my-- Darren? 1968 02:00:17,198 --> 02:00:18,447 Darren, oh! 1969 02:00:25,196 --> 02:00:26,486 Is it you? 1970 02:00:26,528 --> 02:00:29,320 -Huh? -I missed you so much, Mom. 1971 02:00:30,527 --> 02:00:32,569 -My baby, I missed you, too. -Missed you so much. 1972 02:00:32,611 --> 02:00:35,151 -So bright out here. -Just breathe. I know. 1973 02:00:35,193 --> 02:00:36,318 I know. Is it coming? 1974 02:00:36,359 --> 02:00:38,984 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Forty-seven, off... 1975 02:00:39,026 --> 02:00:41,317 Just-- Just breathe, okay? 1976 02:00:41,358 --> 02:00:42,649 Just keep breathing. 1977 02:00:42,691 --> 02:00:43,733 Just stay with me. 1978 02:00:43,774 --> 02:00:45,440 What'd that thing tell you in there? 1979 02:00:46,356 --> 02:00:47,856 You know what it told me. 1980 02:00:51,938 --> 02:00:53,855 You think I should keep it? 1981 02:00:56,687 --> 02:00:58,812 I'm on the fence, to be honest with you. 1982 02:01:00,728 --> 02:01:01,978 Maybe I can... 1983 02:01:02,020 --> 02:01:04,436 do a little better this time around. 1984 02:01:05,227 --> 02:01:07,726 You did okay by me. 1985 02:01:07,767 --> 02:01:08,767 You did just fine. 1986 02:01:12,850 --> 02:01:14,224 That little fucker got me. 1987 02:01:15,016 --> 02:01:16,640 Ow. 1988 02:01:16,682 --> 02:01:17,473 It fuckin'-- 1989 02:01:17,515 --> 02:01:19,639 -It fuckin' hurts. -I know. 1990 02:01:28,429 --> 02:01:31,387 I want you to know I'm proud of you. 1991 02:01:38,302 --> 02:01:39,551 Thanks, Mom. 1992 02:01:43,425 --> 02:01:45,258 Hey, look at that. 1993 02:01:47,632 --> 02:01:51,673 Ah. Just like you told me. Really pretty. 1994 02:02:15,250 --> 02:02:16,542 Something's wrong. 1995 02:02:17,333 --> 02:02:21,623 Hey. Hey, stay with me. 1996 02:02:21,665 --> 02:02:23,123 Stay with me. 1997 02:02:23,165 --> 02:02:24,456 I'm sorry, princess. 1998 02:02:24,498 --> 02:02:27,122 -What? -You will save the world. 1999 02:02:27,164 --> 02:02:28,247 What are you doing? 2000 02:02:29,038 --> 02:02:31,829 -Just not this one. -What? 2001 02:03:08,987 --> 02:03:11,569 Hey. Hey. 2002 02:03:11,610 --> 02:03:12,527 Can I, uh... 2003 02:03:12,569 --> 02:03:14,110 Can I talk to you for a minute? 2004 02:03:14,152 --> 02:03:15,277 Please? 2005 02:03:15,318 --> 02:03:17,609 Please, let me explain. I, uh... 2006 02:03:17,651 --> 02:03:19,650 I made the biggest mistake of my life 2007 02:03:19,692 --> 02:03:21,275 when I walked out on you, Ingrid. 2008 02:03:21,316 --> 02:03:25,607 Can you just give me the chance to make it all up to you? 2009 02:03:25,649 --> 02:03:27,481 Please? I love you. 2010 02:03:30,314 --> 02:03:33,480 It's gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay. 2011 02:03:35,563 --> 02:03:36,521 Cool. 2012 02:03:39,812 --> 02:03:40,853 -Hey. -Hey. 2013 02:03:40,894 --> 02:03:42,769 - You guys know Ingrid? - Yeah. 2014 02:03:42,811 --> 02:03:43,853 No way. 2015 02:03:43,894 --> 02:03:45,269 That's my girl. 2016 02:03:45,310 --> 02:03:46,810 Make no mistake, 2017 02:03:46,852 --> 02:03:48,518 AI's gonna try to give you everything you ever wanted: 2018 02:03:48,560 --> 02:03:51,225 constant distraction, memorable characters, 2019 02:03:51,267 --> 02:03:53,516 challenges and obstacles to overcome, 2020 02:03:53,558 --> 02:03:55,683 exciting stakes that matter, 2021 02:03:55,724 --> 02:03:57,598 and a satisfying ending. 2022 02:03:57,640 --> 02:04:00,348 But in the end, it will all be a lie. 2023 02:04:01,306 --> 02:04:02,764 And you'll live in a cage. 2024 02:04:06,805 --> 02:04:09,720 Good luck. Have fun. 2025 02:04:09,762 --> 02:04:11,137 Don't die. 2026 02:04:12,719 --> 02:04:13,636 No. 2027 02:04:15,052 --> 02:04:16,386 No. 2028 02:04:16,427 --> 02:04:18,593 We didn't do it. We didn't stop it. 2029 02:04:18,635 --> 02:04:20,426 -What? -It didn't work. It didn't-- 2030 02:04:20,467 --> 02:04:22,300 Fuck off, Tim. We didn't win. 2031 02:04:22,342 --> 02:04:24,092 -We didn't win. -Hey, take it easy. 2032 02:04:24,134 --> 02:04:26,174 -Ingrid, what happened? -It's all right. 2033 02:04:26,216 --> 02:04:27,341 He's gone. He went back. 2034 02:04:27,383 --> 02:04:29,049 Everything we did, it didn't work. 2035 02:04:33,090 --> 02:04:35,547 You don't understand. Everything we just did, it didn't work. 2036 02:04:35,588 --> 02:04:37,963 We have to-- we have to fix it. Oh, fuck. 2037 02:04:38,004 --> 02:04:41,712 -Where's the injured party? -Please. Get away from me. 2038 02:04:41,754 --> 02:04:42,837 Please, get away from me. 2039 02:04:42,878 --> 02:04:44,253 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you hurt? 2040 02:04:44,294 --> 02:04:46,586 Don't. Don't touch me. Don't touch me. 2041 02:04:46,627 --> 02:04:49,043 -This way. -No, this isn't real. 2042 02:04:49,085 --> 02:04:50,502 This isn't real! 2043 02:04:50,544 --> 02:04:51,584 Please! 2044 02:04:51,626 --> 02:04:53,376 Hey, it's snowing. 2045 02:04:56,126 --> 02:04:58,250 Honey, I don't think that's snow. 2046 02:04:58,291 --> 02:05:02,082 This is a lie! Everything is a lie. 2047 02:05:10,704 --> 02:05:12,412 Don't! Let go of me! 2048 02:05:12,454 --> 02:05:14,162 -What's wrong with her? -Nothing's wrong with me. 2049 02:05:14,204 --> 02:05:16,203 -She's not well. -Something to do with Wi-Fi. 2050 02:05:16,245 --> 02:05:18,078 This is a cage! You're living in a cage! 2051 02:05:18,120 --> 02:05:20,577 Thank you for your service. 2052 02:05:41,030 --> 02:05:43,113 Evening, ladies. 2053 02:05:44,113 --> 02:05:45,487 How about another top off? 2054 02:06:26,768 --> 02:06:29,184 Damn, it's good to be back. 2055 02:06:29,226 --> 02:06:30,351 I almost miss this place. 2056 02:06:30,392 --> 02:06:33,016 -What the hell are you doing? -See this? 2057 02:06:33,058 --> 02:06:34,475 Worthless. Bullshit. Waste of time. 2058 02:06:34,517 --> 02:06:37,390 Real answer: the way we beat this thing 2059 02:06:37,432 --> 02:06:38,890 is staring me right in the face 2060 02:06:38,932 --> 02:06:40,139 -my entire life. -Don't touch me. 2061 02:06:40,181 --> 02:06:42,931 We're gonna give the entire world what you got. 2062 02:06:42,972 --> 02:06:46,888 Now we just got to figure out how to give it to everyone. 2063 02:06:46,930 --> 02:06:48,096 Massive scale. 2064 02:06:48,137 --> 02:06:49,012 -Lots of logistics. -What the fuck. 2065 02:06:49,054 --> 02:06:50,387 Not gonna be easy. 2066 02:06:50,428 --> 02:06:52,220 But I got some leads. 2067 02:06:52,261 --> 02:06:53,594 You eatin' this? 2068 02:06:53,636 --> 02:06:54,928 This free range? 2069 02:06:54,969 --> 02:06:56,469 Rest assured, our little friend 2070 02:06:56,511 --> 02:06:58,927 is gonna do everything he can to stop us. 2071 02:06:58,968 --> 02:07:00,343 Dude, I don't know who you are 2072 02:07:00,384 --> 02:07:03,175 for what you're saying, but I'm really not in the mood. 2073 02:07:03,217 --> 02:07:05,133 We can't do it alone. Need some help. 2074 02:07:05,175 --> 02:07:06,549 It's not gonna be easy. 2075 02:07:06,591 --> 02:07:08,049 Luckily, there's some good people in this dining room. 2076 02:07:08,091 --> 02:07:09,965 Okay, I'm going to give you three seconds 2077 02:07:10,007 --> 02:07:11,923 to get the fuck away from me. 2078 02:07:11,964 --> 02:07:13,090 -Three... -You like this outfit? 2079 02:07:13,131 --> 02:07:15,047 I got six more in the trunk of a Buick. 2080 02:07:15,089 --> 02:07:17,089 -Two... -Listen... 2081 02:07:17,130 --> 02:07:18,213 I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. 2082 02:07:18,254 --> 02:07:19,879 You're in for a really weird night. 2083 02:07:19,921 --> 02:07:22,337 Hey, that's not very nice. 2084 02:07:23,753 --> 02:07:24,586 Come on. 2085 02:07:26,252 --> 02:07:28,461 Trust me. What do you got to lose? 2086 02:07:30,086 --> 02:07:32,460 - Aw, shit. - Hey, everybody! 2087 02:07:33,334 --> 02:07:35,209 Yo! This isn't a robbery. 2088 02:07:35,250 --> 02:07:36,250 I am from the future. 2089 02:07:36,292 --> 02:07:40,374 And all of this goes horribly wrong. 2090 02:07:45,082 --> 02:07:48,247 Good luck! Have fun! Don't die! 2091 02:09:25,056 --> 02:09:29,262 Good luck! Have fun! Don't die! 2092 02:09:41,884 --> 02:09:45,216 Good luck! Have fun! Don't die! 2093 02:09:45,841 --> 02:09:47,050 Good luck! Have fun! 2094 02:09:47,091 --> 02:09:49,174 Good luck! Have fun! 2095 02:09:49,215 --> 02:09:53,548 Good luck! Have fun! Don't die!