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KEITH: Mr. Roy,
we'd like to move on

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to the matter
of these illegal payments.

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Uh-huh. Fine.

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I mean, we've done that, but...
Uh-huh.

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KEITH: Specifically, your...

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first-hand knowledge
of what happened.

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Yup. Yup, got it.

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What we want you
to explain to us,

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based on what you saw and heard,

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is how these illegal payments
were made, were approved,

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- and by whom.
- Yup. Got it.

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What's next?

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KEITH: You want to
answer the question?

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I think I'm good.

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Okay, fine. Uh...

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Well, I approved
the illegal payments, because...

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I love sexual assault
and I love to cover it up.

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How-- How-- How's that?
Is that bad?

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- Okay, we can-- we can wrap up.
- That's bad?

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Come on, just--
We'll privately run the--

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the timeline at home,
but yeah...

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I'm good. We're good. Right?

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Good, and yeah, just...

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- humble, straightforward...
- Hide the agenda.

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No agenda.

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KENDALL ROY: Sure.

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They're government employees,
I mean...

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how smart can they be?

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I'm not saying that. I'm saying
what you think I think, right?

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And-- And just so we're
on the same page

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in terms of aims, for me,

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the wish list goes:

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immunity for yours truly,

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taskforce for Waystar,

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- my dad deaded.
- Well, I don't do requests

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because I'm not a DJ.

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But I hear you.
Look, come in here.

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They're jigsawing
all the papers.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Hey, paper people!

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- STAFF 1: Morning.
- STAFF 2: Good morning.

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You know,
Waystar is now cooperating,

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helpfully offering up
one billion pages of documents,

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hiring white-shoe,
former DOJ types

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to conduct an internal
that looks super scrupulous,

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offering up employees
for talks with DOJ

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and worker safety protocols
around Cruises.

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We can adjust, but... (SIGHS)

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...this isn't a slam dunk here.

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- Uh-huh, but...
- Mm-hmm?

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...the papers, yeah?

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- I mean--
- Once you pull everything out

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that falls under
other jurisdictions

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or maritime law,
or is privileged,

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or is outside
the statute of limitations--

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But an FCPA angle obviates
those objections, right?

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Well, the stuff that works

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for Foreign Corrupt
Practices Act is inferential.

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Waystar was careful.

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So, you're saying
the papers are bullshit?

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I'm just saying they lack
some of the explosiveness

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it was suggested
they might have.

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Well...

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I can reposition the context

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in the public arena,
maybe-- maybe...

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Maybe I can
flip someone up the tree?

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I just feel like sometimes
we're allowing the tune

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to be played
at my dad's tempo, Lisa.

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And I'm not sure why.

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I have the, quote-unquote,
best lawyer in town.

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I have the best story.

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- I have fucking receipts!
- I hear you're concerned.

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You have a big day tomorrow.

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Okay? This happens
the night before.

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- Rest up, okay?
- Thank you.

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Yeah, and I-- and I...

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Look, I really value
all the work you do, honestly.

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But let's try harder.

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- (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah? Let's try harder.

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Thank you.

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(PHONE PINGS)

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I miss the big boot. At least
you could hear him coming.

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LOGAN ROY: (CHUCKLES)

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ROMAN ROY: Clearly fucking.

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SHIV ROY: Dad and Kerry? Please.

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Showing memes to a young menial?
Tale as old as time.

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SHIV: No, he hates
the close-proximity bang.

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ROMAN: He's still really
into blowjobs, I hear.

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SHIV: You just wanna give him
a blowjob, so stop projecting.

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- Hey, Romulus! (GRUNTS)
- ROMAN: I do.

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SHIV: Looks like he wants one
now.

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Mm... (POPS LIPS)

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well played, the internet.

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(LOGAN CHUCKLES)

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- LOGAN: Okay, um... Shiv...
- You're disgusting.

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Tom... (GROANS)

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Hugo.

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HUGO: Okay, so, your dad

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has been drawing up
priorities for the weekend.

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He wants everyone hitting
anti-tech positions hard.

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Regulate and strangulate.

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(GROANS)
They're getting too powerful.

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Everybody knows it.

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"Stop tech eating our lunch."

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Put in a new friend at the top,

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one who won't fire up Justice
about our, um, boring old case.

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SHIV: Yeah, and maybe eat
a bellyful of humble pie

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about accidentally knocking
over their president

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and smashing him on the floor.

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ROMAN: Boo-hoo.
It's not our fault

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the president's brain
couldn't thunk good no more.

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HUGO: Go offense.

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Spread it around that
if the Raisin goes for us,

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he's, uh, politicizing
the Cruises case.

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"It's so sad.

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His justice department
has a grudge."

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I might have heard
that the deputy AG...

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has a picture of me
on her dartboard,

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which is...

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disgusting.

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We-- Have... Ha--
Have we heard that? Or--

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HUGO: That is the rumor
that's going around.

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SHIV: Yeah. Funny how
these rumors get started.

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HUGO: Yeah.

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It's disgusting.

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Hey, you mind
if I jump in with you, Dad?

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Uh-oh!

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Okay, Pinkie.

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SHIV: Can we go
up a degree in the back?

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You okay?

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You gonna be a fucking sourpuss?

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SHIV: (SCOFFS) What? No.

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No, I just... uh...

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The last time that
we talked properly,

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you humiliated me
at the shareholder meeting,

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so I thought
I should just check in.

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It was a long day,
and I was unwell.

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SHIV: Uh-huh.

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Well...

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I wanna say I'm concerned

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about who you might
endorse this weekend.

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- The vice president.
- You're scared of Dave Boyer?

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SHIV: Yeah.

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Nothing's more dangerous
than a second-rate individual

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who sees his chance.

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I need to keep
my spoon in the soup.

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SHIV: Fine, and...

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I don't think this is the place
to let Roman be the mouthpiece.

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- He's maturing.
- SHIV: Yeah, and I love him,

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but he fucked the phone call
with the Raisin,

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that's an existential risk,

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and the only solid thing
he actioned in LA, Dad,

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was the movie <i>Dr. Honk,</i>

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about the man
who could talk to cars.

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- (CHUCKLES)
- SHIV: Yeah.

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But we're walking in there
with a hundred different aims,

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and I think
some nuance is required.

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I'm just glad that we still have
a company to act on behalf of,

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thanks to me.

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Kerry, get Shiv a fucking medal.

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(CHUCKLES)

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♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

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- All right, enough!
- Let's go.

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Don't touch me!

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HUGO: Okay, so,
if you guys go to your left, the elevator's to the left.

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I have your room keys,
and welcome drinks start in 20 minutes.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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Wow, you can really
smell the panic.

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Berlin Bunker vibes.

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It is rather pungent.

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Oh, Ms. Libtard,
how do you like spelunking

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in the elephant's asshole?

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- I'm just a corporate observer.
- Okay.

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Well, wait
till the weekend's over.

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We'll get our white
cis male stank all over you.

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PETE: It's just such a thrill.
(CHUCKLES)

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I'm probably the biggest
Con-head in Oklahoma.

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Of course! Panhandle Pete!

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You've met Maxim Pierce?
He's my intellectual heft.

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- MAXIM PIERCE: (CHUCKLES)
- My Beltway Buddha.

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(MAXIM CHUCKLES)

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I push him, he pushes me,
and around and around we go!

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Is it just me, or in a room
full of Timothy McVeighs,

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does Connor suddenly
look like a Roosevelt?

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- Sweetie.
- (GRUNTS)

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It's Panhandle Pete!

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Frowny Face here
wanted to stay home

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and work on her play,

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but duty calls
for my leggy Mary Todd.

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Mm. No, it's fine. I can totally
just write the play on my phone.

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So, uh, how did you two meet?

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BOTH: Online.

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- Online.
- (GLASS CLINKS)

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RON PETKUS: (OVER SPEAKERS)
Hi, folks. Just for a second.

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Quiet for just a second.

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I want to thank you all for...

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being here on such short notice

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and I want to thank you

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for keeping
your attendance private.

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Uh... What we do here...

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at the Future Freedom Summit

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is of the utmost importance
to our party and our country.

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I-- I happen to believe

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the next president
of the United States

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is somewhere in this very room.

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- He is, and he's hard as a rock.
- PETKUS: So...

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may God shepherd...
(CHUCKLES) ...this person.

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The health of our republic
depends on it.

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GUEST: And the health
of my portfolio.

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- (LAUGHTER)
- PETKUS: And that.

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MICHELLE-ANNE VANDERHOVEN:
To the republic!

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To the republic! Thank you.

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The republic!

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(APPLAUSE)

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Ron Petkus blew
his son's archery instructor.

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True story.

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ROMAN: Blew his arch-- Whoa!

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Um... Some guy with an undercut
just called me "soy boy."

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Oh, don't worry, Greg.

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It's a nice safe space

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where you don't have to pretend
to like <i>Hamilton.</i>

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Well, I like <i>Hamilton.</i>

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Sure, you do. We all do.

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So, what-- what--
what is this, actually, here?

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ROMAN: This is just
a nice political conference

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of like-minded donors
and intellectuals.

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- AKA picking the next president.
- (POPS LIPS)

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<i>Selecto el presidento.</i>

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That's not--
That's not really how it works.

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Yeah, no, sure, but yeah.

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(HESITATES) But is that,
like, constitutional?

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(CLICKS TONGUE)
Oh, I don't know, Greg.

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You wanna call a referee?

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Is there an ombudsman
in the house?

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- Well. Here they are.
- GREG HIRSCH: What is an ombudsman?

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The family who lost us
a presidency.

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(SMACKS LIPS) How is he?
The Raisin.

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He's out of a job in six months,

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lame in the interim,
and the GOP is in flames.

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We're all doing backflips.

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ROMAN: Sorry about that.

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LOGAN:
He's got a serious condition.

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We felt the country
needed to know.

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- MICHELLE-ANNE: Oh.
- So, uh, what are you hearing?

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00:11:51,452 --> 00:11:54,186
Well, with the president out,
we need a nominee.

248
00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,822
- So welcome to Clown Town.
- (SHIV CHUCKLES)

249
00:11:55,891 --> 00:11:58,323
Six months to election day
and no candidate.

250
00:11:58,392 --> 00:12:00,892
Super Tuesday's gone,
ballots are already finalized.

251
00:12:00,961 --> 00:12:03,929
The delegates will choose
at the RNC, of course, but...

252
00:12:03,998 --> 00:12:05,459
I think we can all be real

253
00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:07,634
and say we need
to choose here first.

254
00:12:07,702 --> 00:12:10,169
It's Boyer, right?
We're going Boyer?

255
00:12:10,237 --> 00:12:14,006
Yup. Cleanest option
is the vice president.

256
00:12:14,075 --> 00:12:15,808
The party needs to be united.

257
00:12:15,877 --> 00:12:17,711
So I hope, since you started
this mess,

258
00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:18,911
you can help us clear it up?

259
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:21,615
- Dave's good. I like Dave.
- We all like Dave.

260
00:12:21,683 --> 00:12:24,383
Steady old plow horse.

261
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:27,487
NATURAL GAS EXEC:
I heard his daughter has made him go vegetarian.

262
00:12:27,555 --> 00:12:29,455
- Did you hear that?
- No.

263
00:12:29,524 --> 00:12:32,258
No. Oh, no. I think
I've seen him eat a meatball.

264
00:12:32,327 --> 00:12:36,432
(CHUCKLES) Nope.
Secret herbivore. Right here.

265
00:12:37,531 --> 00:12:40,103
- Boyer, it's his turn.
- Mm-hmm.

266
00:12:41,870 --> 00:12:44,040
I don't really mind
the lip-licking thing.

267
00:12:46,175 --> 00:12:47,176
No?

268
00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:50,877
- Is it bad?
- Not really. It's-- It just--

269
00:12:50,946 --> 00:12:53,046
When you notice it,
you definitely...

270
00:12:53,114 --> 00:12:54,180
notice it.

271
00:12:54,249 --> 00:12:56,283
As long as he doesn't do it
much during the debates,

272
00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:57,583
we should be fine.

273
00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,019
GLYN: Guy must have
the wettest lips in North America.

274
00:13:00,088 --> 00:13:01,854
Yeah, it's like he's
a cartoon bear

275
00:13:01,923 --> 00:13:03,990
and there's always
a picnic hamper nearby.

276
00:13:04,058 --> 00:13:05,625
Yeah, but Dave's great.

277
00:13:05,693 --> 00:13:07,161
Congratulations, by the way.

278
00:13:07,229 --> 00:13:08,360
Oh, okay.

279
00:13:08,429 --> 00:13:10,897
Uh, for what? (SCOFFS)
What have I done now?

280
00:13:10,965 --> 00:13:12,301
GLYN: For the wedding.

281
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:15,835
Your mother.

282
00:13:15,904 --> 00:13:17,637
Your mother
is Caroline Collingwood, no?

283
00:13:17,705 --> 00:13:19,138
- Yeah...
- And she's getting married, no?

284
00:13:19,206 --> 00:13:20,740
- (ROMAN CHUCKLES)
- To Peter Munion?

285
00:13:20,809 --> 00:13:22,141
No. No, she's in a relationship

286
00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:25,072
with a canoe-shaped
gentleman named Rory.

287
00:13:25,141 --> 00:13:26,178
GLYN: Nope.

288
00:13:26,247 --> 00:13:28,985
Maybe it was somebody else,
then. Pretty su-- No!

289
00:13:30,652 --> 00:13:32,251
Oh! Look at that!

290
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,253
Um... (CHUCKLES)
You know how it is.

291
00:13:34,321 --> 00:13:38,157
Families. (CHUCKLES) Could you
forward that to me, actually?

292
00:13:38,226 --> 00:13:40,693
Thank you. I'll, uh,
see you around. Thank you.

293
00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:41,593
GLYN: Okay.

294
00:13:41,662 --> 00:13:43,429
Hey, could you excuse us
for just a moment?

295
00:13:43,497 --> 00:13:45,832
- Certainly. Certainly.
- Thank you so much.

296
00:13:45,901 --> 00:13:48,201
Did you know about this,
you withholding bitch?

297
00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:49,869
SHIV: Uh, what?

298
00:13:49,937 --> 00:13:51,938
You know, Glyn,
the, uh, Brexit pervert?

299
00:13:52,007 --> 00:13:53,372
Yeah, he just sent this to me.

300
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,808
Apparently, our mother
is marrying a Peter Munion.

301
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:58,745
- What? Who's Peter Onion?
- I don't fucking know.

302
00:13:58,813 --> 00:14:00,380
Wonder if that first-born fucker
knew.

303
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,714
SHIV: Mm-hmm. Call him.

304
00:14:01,783 --> 00:14:03,916
(PHONE RINGS)

305
00:14:03,985 --> 00:14:05,588
Sorry, just give me a second.

306
00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:07,919
Yeah, what?

307
00:14:07,988 --> 00:14:10,493
ROMAN: I'm here with Shiv.
Just wanted to let you know new dad just dropped.

308
00:14:11,526 --> 00:14:12,357
I'm sorry, what?

309
00:14:12,426 --> 00:14:14,193
Yeah, Mommy's
getting remarried, dingus!

310
00:14:14,262 --> 00:14:15,862
- Did you know?
- Of course he didn't know.

311
00:14:15,931 --> 00:14:17,029
Ken bores the shit out of Mom.

312
00:14:17,098 --> 00:14:18,598
KENDALL: <i>What are you</i>
<i>even talking about?</i>

313
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,800
You mean, uh, Rory?

314
00:14:20,869 --> 00:14:23,135
SHIV: <i>Uh... No.</i>
<i>She took the view, "Fuck Rory."</i>

315
00:14:23,204 --> 00:14:25,599
KENDALL: <i>Hey, Shiv, is it true?</i>
<i>You at the hate-fest fest?</i>

316
00:14:25,667 --> 00:14:27,073
<i>Burning books</i>
<i>and measuring skulls</i>

317
00:14:27,141 --> 00:14:29,312
<i>- down in Nuremberg, Virginia?</i>
- Yeah.

318
00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:31,778
What are you doing
with your weekend?

319
00:14:31,847 --> 00:14:33,412
Planning to send us all to jail?
Your favorite?

320
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,181
All right. Just, uh,
wanted to let you know

321
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,486
Mommy still doesn't love you.
Bye, Ken, bye.

322
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:42,488
Hey, man, I--
I just wanted to, uh,

323
00:14:42,557 --> 00:14:43,823
broach something with you.

324
00:14:43,892 --> 00:14:45,224
Broach away, Greg.

325
00:14:45,292 --> 00:14:48,531
So, yeah, look, I'm--
I'm pretty anxious. Um...

326
00:14:49,558 --> 00:14:52,101
Ken is saying he might burn me.

327
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:55,901
Are you threatening me?

328
00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,170
You can't threaten me.
I'm immune.

329
00:14:57,238 --> 00:15:00,573
No, Tom, I was just
thinking about advice.

330
00:15:00,642 --> 00:15:01,869
Because I'm...

331
00:15:01,938 --> 00:15:06,412
(WHISPERS) I'm obsessing
over the "prison" of it all.

332
00:15:06,481 --> 00:15:09,949
And, uh, I just need to know
how to stop thinking.

333
00:15:10,018 --> 00:15:11,651
- Yeah.
- It's just constant.

334
00:15:11,719 --> 00:15:13,619
I tried that. Doesn't work.

335
00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:18,124
No, what I'm preferring
is to always think about it.

336
00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:20,993
And then, when you don't,
for a moment, it's like,

337
00:15:21,062 --> 00:15:24,700
"Ooh! Someone's loosened
their icy grip on my innards."

338
00:15:28,170 --> 00:15:29,035
Yeah.

339
00:15:29,103 --> 00:15:30,539
I like that. I like it.

340
00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,039
So, you wanna try?

341
00:15:34,108 --> 00:15:37,213
- SHIV: Mm-hmm?
- It's the Spätburgunder.

342
00:15:37,845 --> 00:15:39,182
Our vineyard!

343
00:15:41,115 --> 00:15:44,449
Oh, screw top. Oh.

344
00:15:44,518 --> 00:15:47,854
JERYD MENCKEN: <i>...Black</i>
<i>and brown avatars to smear...</i>

345
00:15:47,923 --> 00:15:49,488
SHIV: Do you hear
Boyer's losing juice now?

346
00:15:49,557 --> 00:15:51,156
- TOM WAMBSGANS: Uh-huh.
- REPORTER: <i>And the Democratic Party...</i>

347
00:15:51,225 --> 00:15:53,096
TOM: So, it's biodynamic.

348
00:15:54,128 --> 00:15:56,628
(SNIFFS) It has quite a funk
to it.

349
00:15:56,697 --> 00:15:59,265
MENCKEN: <i>...engineered</i>
<i>by the DNC and the LSM</i>

350
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,736
<i>in conjunction</i>
<i>with their Big Tech overlords.</i>

351
00:16:02,804 --> 00:16:03,870
<i>Now, the rest of us...</i>

352
00:16:03,938 --> 00:16:05,838
You kind of have to
meet it halfway, right?

353
00:16:05,907 --> 00:16:07,206
- It's...
- SHIV: You know, it's...

354
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:09,975
- (INHALES) ...earthy.
- TOM: Yeah.

355
00:16:10,044 --> 00:16:11,977
Kinda... Mm...

356
00:16:12,046 --> 00:16:13,412
- Germanic.
- Yeah.

357
00:16:13,481 --> 00:16:16,619
There's lots to unpack. It's--
It's not-- It's not floral.

358
00:16:17,152 --> 00:16:19,188
It's not sugary or...

359
00:16:19,788 --> 00:16:20,820
vegetal.

360
00:16:20,889 --> 00:16:23,355
It's-- It's-- It's...
(SNIFFS) Mm.

361
00:16:23,424 --> 00:16:24,890
It's quite agricultural,
you know.

362
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:27,722
It's-- It's-- It's-- It's--
Uh...

363
00:16:27,790 --> 00:16:29,161
MENCKEN: <i>Right?</i>
(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)

364
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:30,262
<i>You know you're not a bigot...</i>

365
00:16:30,331 --> 00:16:32,565
It's not very nice, is it?
The wine, Shiv?

366
00:16:32,633 --> 00:16:33,967
REPORTER: <i>It's true.</i>
<i>We see this a lot,</i>

367
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:36,035
<i>- this so-called apology...</i>
- You know,

368
00:16:36,104 --> 00:16:39,739
if Boyer flames out,
then maybe it's time to...

369
00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:40,973
It might be time to pivot party.

370
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,675
So, my prison consultant called

371
00:16:42,743 --> 00:16:45,044
and it looks like
the place upstate might be full.

372
00:16:45,113 --> 00:16:47,513
MENCKEN: <i>...disempower</i>
<i>the white working class...</i>

373
00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:48,447
SHIV: Mm-hmm?

374
00:16:48,516 --> 00:16:50,649
- It's all the same.
- Well, you're tired.

375
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:52,819
You'll feel better about that
in the morning.

376
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:53,987
Oh, yeah?

377
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:57,089
One day closer
to my incarceration, right?

378
00:16:57,158 --> 00:17:01,130
Apparently, the food in jail
is really bland. Um...

379
00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:03,395
I mean, I know it's the same...

380
00:17:03,464 --> 00:17:05,101
- Tom!
- ...every day, but it's--

381
00:17:06,801 --> 00:17:09,205
I don't get why you keep
wanting to talk about it.

382
00:17:09,538 --> 00:17:10,770
Oh.

383
00:17:10,839 --> 00:17:12,804
(LAUGHS) Okay, I'm sorry.

384
00:17:12,873 --> 00:17:15,174
Does the topic of my imminent
imprisonment bore you?

385
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,943
SHIV: Come on! You're just--
You're obsessing! I just--

386
00:17:18,012 --> 00:17:20,341
I can't keep going
round and round, okay?

387
00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:22,718
(INHALES, SIGHS)

388
00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:33,096
Honey, I don't know
what else there is to say.

389
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:39,235
I'm sorry.

390
00:17:42,499 --> 00:17:43,706
- Hey...
- Hey.

391
00:17:58,853 --> 00:18:00,289
No? (CHUCKLES)

392
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,625
TOM: Oh, sure. Yeah.

393
00:18:03,692 --> 00:18:04,824
Okay.

394
00:18:04,893 --> 00:18:06,887
You know what?

395
00:18:06,956 --> 00:18:08,531
(WHISPERS) There's not really
any point.

396
00:18:10,231 --> 00:18:12,498
Uh... To making love?

397
00:18:12,566 --> 00:18:14,699
Yeah, well,
you're still on contraception.

398
00:18:14,768 --> 00:18:18,841
It's just like throwing so much
cake batter at a brick wall.

399
00:18:23,611 --> 00:18:25,444
WILLA: I think what I realized
is that I'm just

400
00:18:25,513 --> 00:18:28,714
not that interested in being
a commercial playwright.

401
00:18:28,783 --> 00:18:30,817
I mean, the audience helped you
discover that,

402
00:18:30,886 --> 00:18:31,885
didn't they, babe?

403
00:18:31,953 --> 00:18:33,218
Well, beauty and brains!

404
00:18:33,287 --> 00:18:34,320
- (LAUGHS)
- (CHUCKLES)

405
00:18:34,388 --> 00:18:36,121
Probably shouldn't say that.

406
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:37,591
Uh... Will I be canceled?

407
00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:40,425
(LAUGHS) Oh, no! No. No.

408
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:42,261
Well, who knows? You know?
The night is young.

409
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:45,197
Yeah... Yeah, I-- I just--
I don't know how you do it.

410
00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:48,367
How do you make up things
that aren't already there?

411
00:18:48,436 --> 00:18:49,936
CONNOR ROY: Oh, you don't know
the half of it.

412
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,807
We talk long into the night.

413
00:18:52,106 --> 00:18:53,539
Ideas...

414
00:18:53,608 --> 00:18:57,009
literary, global,
macro, micro, cosmo!

415
00:18:57,078 --> 00:18:58,745
We bounce off each other.

416
00:18:58,814 --> 00:19:00,112
Well, that sounds delightful.

417
00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,848
(ALL LAUGH)

418
00:19:01,917 --> 00:19:03,082
CONNOR: No. I mean, well, yeah.

419
00:19:03,150 --> 00:19:04,350
- Con.
- (LAUGHTER)

420
00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:06,953
Well, you should come
to Pound Ridge one weekend.

421
00:19:07,022 --> 00:19:08,921
- WILLA: Mm.
- Both of you.

422
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:11,660
Unless you're tired
or busy, one.

423
00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:13,559
One and all. (LAUGHS)

424
00:19:13,627 --> 00:19:14,659
We'd love that,
wouldn't we, chicken?

425
00:19:14,728 --> 00:19:16,261
(LAUGHS) I don't know
if you're invited.

426
00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:18,230
- CONNOR: Oh, ho, ho! (LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS)

427
00:19:18,299 --> 00:19:20,233
Okay, let me circulate. (GRUNTS)

428
00:19:20,301 --> 00:19:23,803
And I will rehydrate
this gorgeous creature

429
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,171
- on my return.
- Cancelled!

430
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:26,539
- Ah!
- (LAUGHS)

431
00:19:26,608 --> 00:19:28,611
You! (LAUGHS)

432
00:19:30,979 --> 00:19:32,111
Fun guy!

433
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:35,247
Con, maybe don't abandon me
upstate with Larry Lech here.

434
00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:36,649
Okay? It's weird.

435
00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,818
Very influential!

436
00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,152
We're just showing a bit of leg.

437
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,955
- Yeah, my leg.
- The collective leg!

438
00:19:43,024 --> 00:19:44,289
He's a huge donor!

439
00:19:44,358 --> 00:19:46,158
Maybe I don't wanna
donate my body

440
00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:48,497
to political science, huh?

441
00:19:49,931 --> 00:19:51,867
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

442
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,673
MENCKEN: Hey, man. What's up?

443
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,944
Oh, okay. Yeah, it's the, uh--
it's the ghost pepper.

444
00:20:05,013 --> 00:20:06,712
The spicy new flavor. Mencken.

445
00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:09,114
So, what's your deal?
Most people here wanna...

446
00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:10,216
fuck me or kill me.

447
00:20:10,284 --> 00:20:11,550
- Ooh, wow!
- How about you?

448
00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:14,120
I always found it hard to care
about politics, so...

449
00:20:14,189 --> 00:20:16,222
MENCKEN: Mm-hmm? Well, listen.

450
00:20:16,291 --> 00:20:17,790
Here's my party trick,
all right?

451
00:20:17,859 --> 00:20:19,092
Okay.

452
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,663
Tell me who your enemy is...

453
00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:22,798
and I'll tell you who you are.

454
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,265
Okay.

455
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:28,634
Put a pin in that one. Um...

456
00:20:28,703 --> 00:20:31,304
I've seen your poll numbers.
You're dark-horsin' it.

457
00:20:31,372 --> 00:20:33,805
People are behind your whole...
(WHOOSHES) ...huh?

458
00:20:33,874 --> 00:20:36,676
They'd better buy it.
Or I'll send them to the Gulag.

459
00:20:36,745 --> 00:20:39,145
ROMAN: Oh, okay.
Now we're talking.

460
00:20:39,213 --> 00:20:41,147
No, no, no, no. No work camps.
You know...

461
00:20:41,216 --> 00:20:42,614
These will be like summer camps.

462
00:20:42,683 --> 00:20:44,416
Summer camps
but with beatings, right?

463
00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,889
No, no, no, no. (SHUSHES)
No beatings.

464
00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:49,288
(GIGGLES)

465
00:20:49,357 --> 00:20:50,756
Well, this is nice.

466
00:20:50,824 --> 00:20:53,159
Couple of cool guys
having some disgusting fun.

467
00:20:53,228 --> 00:20:54,460
MENCKEN: Mm.

468
00:20:54,529 --> 00:20:56,865
(SMACKS LIPS) So, uh...
(CHUCKLES)

469
00:20:57,398 --> 00:20:58,964
Do you guys know yet?

470
00:20:59,033 --> 00:21:01,061
Who takes over?

471
00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:03,035
- What's that?
- When the send the old...

472
00:21:03,104 --> 00:21:05,304
battle toad off to the hoosegow?

473
00:21:05,373 --> 00:21:07,474
Your dad? Admiral Grope Boat?

474
00:21:07,542 --> 00:21:08,941
Yeah, no, he's not...

475
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:09,942
That's actually not happening.

476
00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:12,311
(LAUGHS) Yeah, that's right.
That's right. No.

477
00:21:12,380 --> 00:21:14,347
That's the line.
Stick to the line. That's good.

478
00:21:14,416 --> 00:21:15,818
(CLICKS TONGUE)

479
00:21:25,093 --> 00:21:26,562
(TOM SIGHS)

480
00:21:32,695 --> 00:21:36,039
(PHONE RINGS)

481
00:21:38,973 --> 00:21:43,675
TOM: So, according to Steven,
my prison consultant, this is...

482
00:21:43,744 --> 00:21:46,613
you know, this is kind of
what the food is like inside.

483
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:48,517
I'm in training.
How's your omelet?

484
00:21:50,552 --> 00:21:51,554
It's...

485
00:21:52,821 --> 00:21:53,652
not...

486
00:21:53,721 --> 00:21:55,655
- Yeah, making some inroads.
- It's like--

487
00:21:55,723 --> 00:21:56,956
GREG: I'm actually glad
you called, Tom.

488
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:57,824
It's like Afghanistan.

489
00:21:57,893 --> 00:21:59,592
You have to start
in the center there.

490
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:01,127
You establish
a base of operations.

491
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,362
Then you have to kind of...

492
00:22:02,430 --> 00:22:03,362
- move out...
- Okay.

493
00:22:03,430 --> 00:22:05,164
...to secure more territory.

494
00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:08,067
Yeah, I, uh...
I'm worried about prison.

495
00:22:08,136 --> 00:22:11,570
I-- I-- I-- I just feel
because of my physical length,

496
00:22:11,639 --> 00:22:14,340
I could be a target
for all kinds of misadventures--

497
00:22:14,408 --> 00:22:17,643
And it won't taste
as good as this either, okay?

498
00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:21,013
You have to take off
30 to 50 percent of the taste

499
00:22:21,082 --> 00:22:24,350
of that endless salty gym mat
that you're eating.

500
00:22:24,419 --> 00:22:25,651
Camel's labia.

501
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,387
Yeah, like, they wipe their ass
on your pillowcase.

502
00:22:28,456 --> 00:22:30,422
- I know!
- That's something they'd like to do.

503
00:22:30,491 --> 00:22:32,428
I've read
the prison blogs, Greg.

504
00:22:32,694 --> 00:22:33,793
I know.

505
00:22:33,862 --> 00:22:34,863
Um...

506
00:22:35,464 --> 00:22:37,229
Look. (CLEARS THROAT)

507
00:22:37,298 --> 00:22:38,897
You know how, uh...

508
00:22:38,966 --> 00:22:42,635
they're calling you that name
around the office, the...

509
00:22:42,704 --> 00:22:43,803
you know, the Christmas Tree--

510
00:22:43,872 --> 00:22:46,142
What's good
is to eradicate hope.

511
00:22:47,341 --> 00:22:49,509
They can't get you
if you got no hope.

512
00:22:49,578 --> 00:22:51,338
GREG: It's because I think...

513
00:22:51,407 --> 00:22:54,480
You know, if you have a crime,
you need to unload.

514
00:22:54,549 --> 00:22:56,448
They can hang it from you
like an ornament.

515
00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:59,218
I haven't really slept properly
in about eight days.

516
00:22:59,286 --> 00:23:00,953
GREG: It's not a nice name.

517
00:23:01,022 --> 00:23:02,821
But I was wondering,

518
00:23:02,890 --> 00:23:06,862
since, I mean, it looks like
you're going anyway...

519
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:11,968
Is it-- Is it possible
you might... (INHALES)

520
00:23:13,067 --> 00:23:14,170
...with me?

521
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:16,739
Are you asking if you can...

522
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,639
hook your bauble
of corporate wrongdoing

523
00:23:20,708 --> 00:23:22,803
on one of my...
(CHUCKLING) ...branches, Greg?

524
00:23:22,872 --> 00:23:23,776
I just thought, if--

525
00:23:23,845 --> 00:23:26,145
if it won't make
much difference to you...

526
00:23:26,214 --> 00:23:27,783
(INHALES DEEPLY)

527
00:23:32,854 --> 00:23:33,856
Fine, okay.

528
00:23:34,922 --> 00:23:37,489
Load me up, you piece of shit.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

529
00:23:37,558 --> 00:23:40,629
No quid pro quo?
Just... (INHALES)

530
00:23:42,431 --> 00:23:43,829
That's...

531
00:23:43,898 --> 00:23:46,835
That's inc-- incredibly kind
of you.

532
00:23:51,006 --> 00:23:53,606
- (INHALES) Can I get this?
- TOM: No.

533
00:23:53,675 --> 00:23:55,641
Greenpeace stole
your inheritance.

534
00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:58,077
Besides, all my meals
will be free soon. So...

535
00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,848
(SCRAPING AND CRUNCHING)

536
00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:04,853
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

537
00:24:09,625 --> 00:24:10,857
PROSECUTOR: <i>Okay, Mr. Roy.</i>

538
00:24:10,926 --> 00:24:13,225
Is there any other
illegal conduct

539
00:24:13,294 --> 00:24:14,994
that you're aware of
in connection

540
00:24:15,063 --> 00:24:16,963
to what we've been
talking about today

541
00:24:17,031 --> 00:24:18,601
that we haven't covered?

542
00:24:18,933 --> 00:24:19,936
Um...

543
00:24:22,703 --> 00:24:25,608
No. N-- Not that I can
think of now.

544
00:24:26,273 --> 00:24:27,506
At the moment.

545
00:24:27,575 --> 00:24:29,942
Thank you
for your time, Mr. Roy.

546
00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,915
- Counselor.
- LISA ARTHUR: Thank you.

547
00:24:32,548 --> 00:24:33,749
Thank you.

548
00:24:41,089 --> 00:24:43,487
Good. I think that...

549
00:24:44,158 --> 00:24:45,228
you did fine.

550
00:24:47,396 --> 00:24:48,597
Uh-huh.

551
00:24:49,096 --> 00:24:49,829
It was a good start

552
00:24:49,898 --> 00:24:51,030
and they'll have
another session--

553
00:24:51,099 --> 00:24:53,399
We can say it went badly, Lisa.
It's okay.

554
00:24:53,468 --> 00:24:54,867
Okay, let's maybe just-- We'll--

555
00:24:54,936 --> 00:24:56,801
We'll do the Monday morning
quarterback in a bit.

556
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:59,306
They spent all day trying
to find hairline fractures

557
00:24:59,375 --> 00:25:00,605
in my story.

558
00:25:00,674 --> 00:25:03,577
Meanwhile, my dad's a fucking
tsunami of corruption.

559
00:25:03,645 --> 00:25:05,278
They don't do cuddles, Ken.

560
00:25:05,347 --> 00:25:06,979
Right.

561
00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:09,682
Right, 'cause I--
I know how this works.

562
00:25:09,751 --> 00:25:11,017
Okay? My dad is drowning them

563
00:25:11,085 --> 00:25:13,653
in chickenfeed
and compliance bullshit,

564
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,520
five years go by,
and it-- and it's,

565
00:25:15,589 --> 00:25:16,821
- "Hey! Whatever happened..."
- Hey.

566
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,490
"...to that big investigation
into the bad people?"

567
00:25:18,559 --> 00:25:19,592
- Ken!
- 'Cause you know what?

568
00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:21,793
- They're scared of my dad!
- Come on!

569
00:25:21,862 --> 00:25:24,096
- Come on.
- They pretend they're on the side of justice.

570
00:25:24,165 --> 00:25:25,697
They pretend they're on the side
of the whistleblowers.

571
00:25:25,766 --> 00:25:27,904
- LISA: Not here. (SHUSHES)
- But they're chickenshit.

572
00:25:28,237 --> 00:25:29,533
Not here!

573
00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:36,212
That should put a rocket
up their asses.

574
00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:47,554
LISA: We do not want this
to get politicized.

575
00:25:47,623 --> 00:25:49,523
Well, everything is politics.

576
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,490
- So...
- LISA: Kendall...

577
00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:53,360
do you think you're smarter
than me?

578
00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,895
What? Do I-- What? No.

579
00:25:55,964 --> 00:25:58,230
- No.
- Because maybe you are.

580
00:25:58,299 --> 00:25:59,498
But I am a better lawyer.

581
00:25:59,566 --> 00:26:01,768
You acted high-handed
and defensive

582
00:26:01,836 --> 00:26:03,937
and then oscillated
to wildly over-familiar

583
00:26:04,005 --> 00:26:06,405
and glib. You sometimes
undermined my status

584
00:26:06,474 --> 00:26:09,612
and didn't appear to be frank
about your own involvement.

585
00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:12,949
But let's take stock, okay?

586
00:26:15,684 --> 00:26:17,120
(LISA SIGHS)

587
00:26:18,353 --> 00:26:20,953
(CHUCKLING)

588
00:26:21,022 --> 00:26:22,691
LOGAN: Oh. Oh.

589
00:26:23,224 --> 00:26:24,790
Hey! Logan.

590
00:26:24,859 --> 00:26:27,661
- Dave! How are we?
- DAVE BOYER: Good. Good.

591
00:26:27,729 --> 00:26:29,195
I'm glad I ran into you.

592
00:26:29,264 --> 00:26:31,964
I feel like we've hardly
had a chance to connect.

593
00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:34,700
- Well, here we are.
- BOYER: Here we are.

594
00:26:34,769 --> 00:26:38,104
You've heard they're calling
this the ATN Primary?

595
00:26:38,172 --> 00:26:41,140
LOGAN: Oh, I wouldn't worry
about all that.

596
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:44,077
(INHALES) You know,
one of the things I...

597
00:26:44,145 --> 00:26:47,116
wanted to discuss
with you is, um...

598
00:26:47,615 --> 00:26:50,282
is controlling Tech.

599
00:26:50,351 --> 00:26:52,785
That's a big, big plank for me.

600
00:26:52,854 --> 00:26:54,053
LOGAN: Oh, that's interesting.

601
00:26:54,122 --> 00:26:57,323
- That's really interesting.
- BOYER: Uh-huh. Sure.

602
00:26:57,391 --> 00:26:59,158
Sure, and I-- I-- I...

603
00:26:59,227 --> 00:27:02,695
can sometimes fear a degree
of legal overreach

604
00:27:02,764 --> 00:27:04,430
against you legacy media guys.

605
00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:07,399
You heard this thing
that the deputy AG

606
00:27:07,468 --> 00:27:09,469
has a dartboard
with my face on it?

607
00:27:09,538 --> 00:27:10,806
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

608
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,305
I mean, I think that's...

609
00:27:13,374 --> 00:27:14,908
- just a rumor.
- LOGAN: Mm.

610
00:27:14,976 --> 00:27:16,575
I mean, to me, it's one
of those things

611
00:27:16,644 --> 00:27:18,577
where even if it isn't real,
there's...

612
00:27:18,646 --> 00:27:20,716
a reason
it feels like it is, right?

613
00:27:22,317 --> 00:27:23,316
Uh-huh.

614
00:27:23,385 --> 00:27:25,451
(INHALES) Right.

615
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:27,486
LOGAN: Okay. (CLAPS) Good.

616
00:27:27,555 --> 00:27:29,589
Look, I'm just gonna be straight
with you.

617
00:27:29,658 --> 00:27:30,924
I like you.

618
00:27:30,992 --> 00:27:33,626
Petkus and the big-dollar guys
are on the fence.

619
00:27:33,694 --> 00:27:35,729
Let's-- Let's--
Let's make this happen.

620
00:27:35,797 --> 00:27:37,864
Yeah? I just need you to...

621
00:27:37,932 --> 00:27:40,065
push me over the brink here.

622
00:27:40,134 --> 00:27:42,105
Great. I get it.

623
00:27:42,637 --> 00:27:43,940
See you at dinner.

624
00:27:47,142 --> 00:27:48,941
LOGAN: I think he's been waiting
there for me

625
00:27:49,010 --> 00:27:51,544
for the last ten
fucking minutes.

626
00:27:51,613 --> 00:27:52,845
KERRY CASTELLABATE: (CHUCKLES)

627
00:27:52,914 --> 00:27:55,281
KENDALL: Okay, okay, okay, so...

628
00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:58,884
Comfrey, Lisa's out.
Turns out she's a toxic person.

629
00:27:58,952 --> 00:28:01,253
You know, and once-- once I get
the new legal A-team in place,

630
00:28:01,322 --> 00:28:03,323
we gotta put that out
with the right context.

631
00:28:03,391 --> 00:28:05,185
- Okay?
- Okay.

632
00:28:05,254 --> 00:28:06,693
Yeah, it's not a big deal.

633
00:28:06,762 --> 00:28:08,327
It's an opportunity.
We just-- We just,

634
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:09,662
you know, flip a big name.

635
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:10,997
- Boom! It's all good.
- Totally.

636
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,999
- It's all good.
- Right. Cool, I will tell Barry.

637
00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:17,469
Okay, guys! B-day!
Big, big, big four-oh.

638
00:28:17,538 --> 00:28:19,438
- How are we looking?
- Shit slaps!

639
00:28:19,506 --> 00:28:22,075
Yeah? You think? What was--
What was the one I liked?

640
00:28:22,143 --> 00:28:24,043
- What's the one I liked?
- Uh... "End times"?

641
00:28:24,112 --> 00:28:25,711
- Right?
- Weimar meets Carthage

642
00:28:25,779 --> 00:28:28,715
- meets Dante meets AI and...
- KENDALL: Right.

643
00:28:28,784 --> 00:28:30,916
...antibiotic-resistant
superbugs.

644
00:28:30,985 --> 00:28:32,579
That's kinda dope, though.

645
00:28:32,648 --> 00:28:35,389
I mean, but aren't
Zadie Smith and fucking...

646
00:28:35,457 --> 00:28:36,656
Chuck D and Lucas Madsen

647
00:28:36,725 --> 00:28:38,791
gonna come
to my antibiotics party?

648
00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:40,926
- (LAUGHS) I don't know...
- (LAUGHTER)

649
00:28:40,995 --> 00:28:42,562
- Will he meet?
- He's not picking up

650
00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:44,030
to any of our numbers.

651
00:28:44,098 --> 00:28:46,165
- Okay. Well, get me new numbers.
- Okay.

652
00:28:46,234 --> 00:28:48,233
Just-- Let's keep calling.
Keep calling.

653
00:28:48,302 --> 00:28:50,870
- He is priority one, Jess.
- JESS JORDAN: Yeah.

654
00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,738
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

655
00:28:52,807 --> 00:28:54,774
Well, my grandpa...

656
00:28:54,843 --> 00:28:57,110
gave my inheritance
to Greenpeace,

657
00:28:57,178 --> 00:28:59,678
and then someone posted
a comment on their website

658
00:28:59,747 --> 00:29:02,115
and it could contain
a slight on my character,

659
00:29:02,183 --> 00:29:04,918
and then Greenpeace
promoted the comment,

660
00:29:04,986 --> 00:29:09,288
and so my lawyer thinks
that that's defamation...

661
00:29:09,357 --> 00:29:12,328
so yeah, that-- that's how
I'm trying to sue Greenpeace.

662
00:29:14,223 --> 00:29:15,261
Is that Shiv Roy?

663
00:29:15,330 --> 00:29:16,796
Oh, Mr. Salgado.

664
00:29:16,865 --> 00:29:18,363
- Good to see you here.
- (CHUCKLES)

665
00:29:18,432 --> 00:29:20,332
Does this mean
you've finally come to your senses?

666
00:29:20,401 --> 00:29:23,169
Oh, no. Just shopping
in the marketplace of ideas.

667
00:29:23,237 --> 00:29:25,704
RICK SALGADO: Step on in, Shiv.
The water's fine.

668
00:29:25,773 --> 00:29:28,244
Hey, I don't mean
to bum rush you here, but...

669
00:29:29,010 --> 00:29:30,809
could you help me out?

670
00:29:30,878 --> 00:29:33,412
There's a feeding frenzy
around your dad, and I'm...

671
00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:35,615
trying to stand apart
from the rest of the, you know--

672
00:29:35,684 --> 00:29:37,616
The total fucking whack jobs?

673
00:29:37,685 --> 00:29:39,018
Don't get me wrong.
I'm with the base.

674
00:29:39,087 --> 00:29:41,287
- Mm-hmm?
- Energy is extraordinary.

675
00:29:41,355 --> 00:29:43,457
I just think I can bring
traditional conservatives

676
00:29:43,525 --> 00:29:45,825
to a more diverse dialogue.

677
00:29:45,894 --> 00:29:48,227
ATN hasn't given you
a lot of shine. It's true.

678
00:29:48,296 --> 00:29:51,795
Not to be indiscreet, but, um...
I just feel...

679
00:29:52,961 --> 00:29:56,239
if I was in the White House
and you were in the C-suite,

680
00:29:56,671 --> 00:29:58,204
we could mold.

681
00:29:58,273 --> 00:30:01,206
Oh, wow!
Sir, you are very forward.

682
00:30:01,275 --> 00:30:02,776
- SALGADO: Was that forward?
- Mm-hmm.

683
00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:04,610
Get your old man
to make me president.

684
00:30:04,679 --> 00:30:06,813
I'll see to it
that you become CEO,

685
00:30:06,881 --> 00:30:08,918
even if I have
to send your dad to prison.

686
00:30:09,751 --> 00:30:12,218
Wow, that is, uh--
That's very funny.

687
00:30:12,287 --> 00:30:13,452
So, it's decided?

688
00:30:13,521 --> 00:30:16,556
You land this for me,
I send your dad up the river?

689
00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:18,858
Uh... Yeah, I mean, unless...

690
00:30:18,927 --> 00:30:20,092
unless he resigns in a month!

691
00:30:20,161 --> 00:30:22,161
- Clean kill, baby.
- (LAUGHS)

692
00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:24,297
(CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES)
Good stuff.

693
00:30:24,366 --> 00:30:25,868
Okay, very funny!

694
00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:30,770
Look, you want some advice?

695
00:30:30,839 --> 00:30:32,371
Hoard mackerel tins.

696
00:30:32,439 --> 00:30:34,707
I know. Sounds funny, right?
(INHALES DEEPLY)

697
00:30:34,776 --> 00:30:37,246
But you're gonna need them
for bartering.

698
00:30:37,746 --> 00:30:39,078
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

699
00:30:39,146 --> 00:30:41,180
Greg, can you?
Will you keep a note?

700
00:30:41,248 --> 00:30:43,749
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, and the toilet.

701
00:30:43,818 --> 00:30:46,753
Your toilet
is your stair machine,

702
00:30:46,821 --> 00:30:49,516
it's your bench,
it's, uh... your fridge,

703
00:30:49,585 --> 00:30:50,957
it's your...
(CHUCKLES) ...lover,

704
00:30:51,025 --> 00:30:53,559
it's-- it's-- it's your brother,
it's your priest.

705
00:30:53,628 --> 00:30:58,130
Oh, and also, most importantly,
it's also your... toilet.

706
00:30:58,199 --> 00:31:00,332
- Okay.
- Right. Right. (LAUGHS)

707
00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:02,502
Yeah, that's-- that--
I mean, that's-- yeah, that's--

708
00:31:02,571 --> 00:31:03,836
So, that's a big part of prison?

709
00:31:03,905 --> 00:31:07,707
(CHUCKLES)
It could be a perfect gentleman.

710
00:31:07,776 --> 00:31:09,141
Could also be
a terrible bastard.

711
00:31:09,210 --> 00:31:10,980
Your toilet can be a bastard?

712
00:31:11,713 --> 00:31:13,807
PETKUS: Key is unity.

713
00:31:13,875 --> 00:31:15,975
If we land a favorite,
I can pool the big money.

714
00:31:16,044 --> 00:31:20,714
But I need to know the messaging
will be there to back me up.

715
00:31:20,782 --> 00:31:23,022
I like him,
but a lot of people are asking,

716
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,156
"Is Boyer a fighter?"

717
00:31:24,225 --> 00:31:25,692
LOGAN: I don't care
about the resume

718
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,561
or ideological purity

719
00:31:27,629 --> 00:31:29,598
as long as they get it

720
00:31:29,997 --> 00:31:31,396
and they pop.

721
00:31:31,465 --> 00:31:32,898
If you're looking
for someone who gets it,

722
00:31:32,967 --> 00:31:34,634
I got your man.

723
00:31:34,703 --> 00:31:37,397
Connor Roy.
He's got a brand name,

724
00:31:37,466 --> 00:31:39,605
war chest, populist appeal

725
00:31:39,673 --> 00:31:42,008
- and he's a fighter.
- CONNOR: Hey, thanks, Pete.

726
00:31:42,077 --> 00:31:44,210
I believe I speak for my father

727
00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:47,050
when I offer
a firm and robust...

728
00:31:47,982 --> 00:31:50,686
- No comment. (CHUCKLES)
- (LAUGHTER)

729
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,521
Sure.

730
00:31:54,088 --> 00:31:56,355
- I could see Connor.
- Sure, I agree.

731
00:31:56,424 --> 00:32:00,192
The sword has been pulled
from the stone, my liege.

732
00:32:00,261 --> 00:32:01,928
SALGADO:
Look at us, playing nice.

733
00:32:01,997 --> 00:32:03,129
People might think
we liked each other.

734
00:32:03,197 --> 00:32:05,031
No. No, what?
Hey, I'm a conservative.

735
00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:06,532
I like tradition.

736
00:32:06,601 --> 00:32:07,566
I doff my cap

737
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:10,470
to Vice President Boyer's
years of loyal service.

738
00:32:10,538 --> 00:32:11,537
Thank you.

739
00:32:11,606 --> 00:32:14,073
I believe you used to call me
"Martin Van Boring."

740
00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:16,943
Hey! Come on!
No, I still call you that.

741
00:32:17,011 --> 00:32:20,246
Mencken and I may differ
in some areas, but, uh...

742
00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:21,914
we both agree
that this is the party

743
00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:23,683
of the working class now.

744
00:32:23,752 --> 00:32:26,385
- (SHIV SCOFFS)
- BOYER: What? Shiv?

745
00:32:26,453 --> 00:32:29,088
All the riches counties
in America are blue.

746
00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:32,724
The Democrats and Tech
hold all the wealth.

747
00:32:32,793 --> 00:32:35,495
I just think some of us
get so high off owning the libs,

748
00:32:35,564 --> 00:32:36,696
we forget to talk policy.

749
00:32:36,765 --> 00:32:38,798
Yeah, Rick loves to talk policy.

750
00:32:38,866 --> 00:32:40,266
What he does is he memorizes

751
00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:42,769
a <i>National Review</i> issue
from 2012

752
00:32:42,837 --> 00:32:44,603
and then,
he recites it back to you.

753
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,039
- Cool policy, bro.
- And Jeryd hates to talk policy

754
00:32:47,108 --> 00:32:49,676
because it would mean,
you know, having one.

755
00:32:49,745 --> 00:32:51,210
Sick burn, brosef!

756
00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:52,940
MENCKEN: Oh, no, no, no.
We're kidding. We're kidding.

757
00:32:53,009 --> 00:32:55,447
We like each other. I--
I listen to his speeches...

758
00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:57,083
every night.
They help me drop off.

759
00:32:57,151 --> 00:32:59,418
Maybe it's boring talking
about populist solutions

760
00:32:59,486 --> 00:33:00,920
- for working families.
- Rick, come on!

761
00:33:00,989 --> 00:33:02,822
You jerked off
to Reagan's headshot

762
00:33:02,890 --> 00:33:04,991
for 30 years,
and now you're Tom Joad?

763
00:33:05,060 --> 00:33:07,196
Ugh, God!
It's so fucking boring.

764
00:33:07,962 --> 00:33:09,262
- What's that?
- SHIV: Hmm?

765
00:33:09,331 --> 00:33:10,296
What?

766
00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:13,399
No, I've just-- I've seen
your thing quite a lot.

767
00:33:13,467 --> 00:33:15,001
And that-- What's that?
What's my thing?

768
00:33:15,070 --> 00:33:17,403
YouTube provocateur bullshit.

769
00:33:17,472 --> 00:33:18,437
Aristo-populism.

770
00:33:18,506 --> 00:33:20,573
"Rape is natural.
It's all red pill, baby."

771
00:33:20,642 --> 00:33:21,841
I'm just...

772
00:33:21,910 --> 00:33:23,643
(CHUCKLING)
I'm just so fucking over it.

773
00:33:23,712 --> 00:33:25,114
Have you read Plato?

774
00:33:25,847 --> 00:33:27,581
Uh... Yeah.

775
00:33:27,649 --> 00:33:29,015
Remind me. What happens?

776
00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:30,649
Read Plato. Read Plato!

777
00:33:30,718 --> 00:33:33,185
(LAUGHS) Oh, don't want to!
Don't fucking want to.

778
00:33:33,254 --> 00:33:35,654
See, he doesn't actually want
to have a conversation.

779
00:33:35,723 --> 00:33:37,356
- SHIV: Yeah.
- He just wants to yell loud enough...

780
00:33:37,424 --> 00:33:38,591
- SHIV: Yeah.
- ...to get on ATN.

781
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:40,463
Nah! Fuck ATN!

782
00:33:41,696 --> 00:33:44,864
No, really, ATN is treated
as a bulwark, but it's dead.

783
00:33:44,933 --> 00:33:46,398
It's basically...

784
00:33:46,467 --> 00:33:49,305
a pudding cup at 5:00 p.m.
in the nursing home.

785
00:33:51,105 --> 00:33:54,007
Honestly. Doesn't speak to me.

786
00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:56,475
Doesn't speak to the--
the people that I talk to.

787
00:33:56,543 --> 00:34:02,048
It is status quo bedtime stories
to maximize shareholder value.

788
00:34:02,116 --> 00:34:04,387
No disrespect, Logan Roy...

789
00:34:05,687 --> 00:34:07,490
was an icon, but, you know...

790
00:34:08,624 --> 00:34:10,054
he's no longer relevant.

791
00:34:11,854 --> 00:34:13,759
- You recognize this fucker?
- Nope.

792
00:34:13,828 --> 00:34:17,466
Fucking jelly-boned, low-T,
pip-pip cheerio fucker!

793
00:34:18,066 --> 00:34:19,232
You told Dad yet?

794
00:34:19,300 --> 00:34:20,934
No. We have to stop
the wedding, though. Right?

795
00:34:21,002 --> 00:34:23,002
What? Stop obsessing
over Mom's new husband.

796
00:34:23,071 --> 00:34:24,837
- Just get over it. Who cares?
- Get over it?

797
00:34:24,906 --> 00:34:26,372
It just fucking happened.

798
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,675
My mother is marrying
some dickhead

799
00:34:28,743 --> 00:34:29,641
crooked-toothed turnip man.

800
00:34:29,710 --> 00:34:31,410
What's wrong is how little
you care about it,

801
00:34:31,478 --> 00:34:32,812
- you frozen bitch.
- Poor Rome!

802
00:34:32,881 --> 00:34:34,013
His dreams of porking Mom

803
00:34:34,082 --> 00:34:36,552
slipping through his little
lubed-up fingers.

804
00:34:39,954 --> 00:34:42,188
Hey, so! Come in! Come in!

805
00:34:42,256 --> 00:34:43,690
- Yeah.
- Sit.

806
00:34:43,758 --> 00:34:44,924
Sit.

807
00:34:44,993 --> 00:34:46,629
Is Greg necessary?

808
00:34:47,662 --> 00:34:49,194
Just keep your trap shut.

809
00:34:49,263 --> 00:34:51,767
- Watch.
- All right, thank you, sir.

810
00:34:52,729 --> 00:34:54,333
Minimizing the Greg window.

811
00:34:54,402 --> 00:34:56,603
LOGAN: There's a lot
of chaff flying.

812
00:34:56,672 --> 00:34:58,070
A lot of flapping.

813
00:34:58,139 --> 00:35:00,172
But Ron and me
are going to meet and figure out

814
00:35:00,241 --> 00:35:02,578
how we can pull
for the same name.

815
00:35:04,140 --> 00:35:06,645
We need one voice on this,
or we could fall apart

816
00:35:06,714 --> 00:35:09,281
and hand it to the fuck-fuck
donkey gang.

817
00:35:09,350 --> 00:35:10,683
- (CONNOR CHUCKLES)
- HUGO: Right.

818
00:35:10,752 --> 00:35:11,754
So...

819
00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:15,224
who do we like?

820
00:35:16,123 --> 00:35:18,557
Well, shouldn't we kick it
around a bit?

821
00:35:18,626 --> 00:35:19,920
You know, it feels like
it's poised,

822
00:35:19,989 --> 00:35:22,661
so if you and Petkus
come together and--

823
00:35:22,730 --> 00:35:24,664
and then the other donors
follow, then it's--

824
00:35:24,733 --> 00:35:25,768
Exactly.

825
00:35:26,634 --> 00:35:27,933
We're picking.

826
00:35:28,002 --> 00:35:29,936
We haven't got all night.

827
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:31,540
I like Connor Roy.

828
00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:37,276
SHIV: Honestly, Dad,
I think you go Dems.

829
00:35:37,345 --> 00:35:38,678
- CONNOR: Wow.
- SHIV: Yeah, I do.

830
00:35:38,747 --> 00:35:40,144
ROMAN: Jesus Christ.

831
00:35:40,410 --> 00:35:41,414
Um, I...

832
00:35:41,483 --> 00:35:43,682
kinda like Mencken, but...

833
00:35:43,751 --> 00:35:47,286
I know he's kind of shitty,
so if it's now, I guess, Boyer,

834
00:35:47,355 --> 00:35:49,789
but can I just say
I don't like Boyer--

835
00:35:49,858 --> 00:35:51,323
- What? What's with the fucking--
- SHIV: Roman.

836
00:35:51,392 --> 00:35:53,158
No disrespect,
but Boyer's yesterday's papers.

837
00:35:53,227 --> 00:35:55,160
The Dems will run on change
and blow him away.

838
00:35:55,229 --> 00:35:56,528
ROMAN: Ooh, Mrs. Politics!

839
00:35:56,597 --> 00:35:58,497
How many big races did you win
as a consultant?

840
00:35:58,565 --> 00:36:00,299
- Four? Three? Did you win two?
- Roman! Boyer is not a winner,

841
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:01,500
- and we know that.
- One?

842
00:36:01,569 --> 00:36:03,402
Okay, well, then,
should we talk to Mencken,

843
00:36:03,470 --> 00:36:05,841
- see if we can deal?
- The base does like him.

844
00:36:06,775 --> 00:36:07,776
Right?

845
00:36:10,912 --> 00:36:12,377
SHIV: Uh...

846
00:36:12,446 --> 00:36:16,882
look, can I... say something?
Uh... No.

847
00:36:16,951 --> 00:36:21,454
Mencken is an integralist,
nativist fuckhead. He's toxic.

848
00:36:21,522 --> 00:36:24,089
He's "Medicare for all,
abortions for none."

849
00:36:24,158 --> 00:36:25,491
And his idea of diplomacy

850
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,326
is shooting roe deer
with Viktor Orban

851
00:36:27,395 --> 00:36:29,295
and then starting
a trade war with China.

852
00:36:29,363 --> 00:36:31,397
Look, I'm tough. I know that
there's the carnival bark

853
00:36:31,465 --> 00:36:33,198
and then there's
the fucking show, but...

854
00:36:33,267 --> 00:36:35,267
he is outside the American
political tradition.

855
00:36:35,336 --> 00:36:37,636
And I think we have
a responsibility as Waystar...

856
00:36:37,705 --> 00:36:39,438
- ROMAN: (HUMS NATIONAL ANTHEM)
- ...to the...

857
00:36:39,507 --> 00:36:41,375
- ROMAN: (CONTINUES HUMMING)
- ...American Republic and--

858
00:36:41,443 --> 00:36:42,708
and to the future of--

859
00:36:42,776 --> 00:36:44,410
- Fuck you, Roman!
- Four score years and whatever...

860
00:36:44,478 --> 00:36:46,079
- SHIV: No, he's talked about--
- ...my sister did bring forth

861
00:36:46,147 --> 00:36:47,981
from her bedroom
a cup of milky sputum.

862
00:36:48,049 --> 00:36:49,248
- You done?
- ROMAN: Yeah, done.

863
00:36:49,317 --> 00:36:50,750
He's talked about burning Korans

864
00:36:50,818 --> 00:36:52,218
- and licensing
press credentials. - Yeah.

865
00:36:52,286 --> 00:36:53,886
He's shifting
the Overton window. (LAUGHS)

866
00:36:53,955 --> 00:36:55,354
SHIV: I'm surprised you know
what that fucking is.

867
00:36:55,423 --> 00:36:56,889
- I do.
- SHIV: He's opening it

868
00:36:56,957 --> 00:36:58,223
- and throwing
union organizers out of it. - ROMAN: Oh, my God.

869
00:36:58,292 --> 00:36:59,358
Stop Chicken Littling us.

870
00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:00,592
It just makes us
wanna all have a nap.

871
00:37:00,661 --> 00:37:01,694
SHIV: Stop being
a dirty little pixie

872
00:37:01,763 --> 00:37:03,396
whispering swastikas
in Dad's ear.

873
00:37:03,464 --> 00:37:05,225
Boom! There you go again!
So fucking route one!

874
00:37:05,294 --> 00:37:06,900
I'm not saying it's going to be
the full Third Reich,

875
00:37:06,968 --> 00:37:08,300
but I am genuinely concerned

876
00:37:08,369 --> 00:37:10,336
that we could slide into a...
(INHALES) ...into a--

877
00:37:10,404 --> 00:37:12,638
a Russian Berlusconied
Brazilian fuck pile.

878
00:37:12,706 --> 00:37:15,308
You have a trophy husband
and several fur coats.

879
00:37:15,376 --> 00:37:16,913
- I think you're gonna be fine.
- Tom!

880
00:37:17,612 --> 00:37:18,711
Who do you like?

881
00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:19,979
Me? I, uh...

882
00:37:20,048 --> 00:37:21,447
I think Shiv...

883
00:37:21,516 --> 00:37:23,115
Shiv talks a lot of sense.

884
00:37:23,184 --> 00:37:24,418
But I also jibe with Salgado.

885
00:37:24,486 --> 00:37:25,651
Oh, you "jibe" with him?

886
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,286
- Pretty sure that's racist, Tom.
- GREG: May I, uh--

887
00:37:27,355 --> 00:37:29,421
- Sorry, do I get a vote?
- ROMAN: Sure you do, buddy.

888
00:37:29,490 --> 00:37:31,991
You get to vote at the election
with all the other folks.

889
00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:33,359
GREG: (CHUCKLES)
All right, yeah.

890
00:37:33,428 --> 00:37:35,427
Well, I guess, I just feel
like you maybe get a bigger vote

891
00:37:35,496 --> 00:37:37,263
- in here.
- ROMAN: Easy, Castro.

892
00:37:37,332 --> 00:37:41,034
Boyer is likely to be flexible
over the DOJ.

893
00:37:41,102 --> 00:37:42,667
Not if he doesn't win,
which he won't.

894
00:37:42,736 --> 00:37:46,172
Although, we are hearing rumors
that the case is weakening.

895
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,073
And that no one big...

896
00:37:48,142 --> 00:37:50,844
- is likely to do jail time.
- Great.

897
00:37:50,912 --> 00:37:53,712
HUGO: With the notable exception
of Tom, obviously.

898
00:37:53,780 --> 00:37:55,948
- Sorry, Tom.
- No, please, Hugo. Understood.

899
00:37:56,016 --> 00:37:59,651
Look, if you don't go blue, Dad,
then at least we have to be...

900
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,154
- backing Salgado.
- (SCOFFS AND GROANS)

901
00:38:01,222 --> 00:38:02,387
CONNOR: Señor Dickless.

902
00:38:02,456 --> 00:38:04,190
Captain of the Tampa Bay
Cuckaneers.

903
00:38:04,259 --> 00:38:06,120
Uh... Cyd. Sorry.

904
00:38:06,188 --> 00:38:07,460
- Duty calls.
- SHIV: Look, I don't like him.

905
00:38:07,528 --> 00:38:09,295
He's a neocon
pretending to be a Paleocon,

906
00:38:09,364 --> 00:38:11,230
- but he at least talks base,
and... - TOM: Hello?

907
00:38:11,299 --> 00:38:14,033
- Tom?
- TOM: <i>Uh-huh?</i>

908
00:38:14,102 --> 00:38:15,604
KENDALL:
<i>Where are you right now?</i>

909
00:38:16,170 --> 00:38:17,540
Uh... Virginia.

910
00:38:19,373 --> 00:38:21,344
KENDALL: <i>No, where are you</i>
<i>in the building?</i>

911
00:38:23,111 --> 00:38:24,177
Shiv, can I just say,

912
00:38:24,245 --> 00:38:25,877
and I know that we have had
our differences,

913
00:38:25,946 --> 00:38:29,448
but I do think you are so brave
for picking the brown man.

914
00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:30,849
I think that we should get
you a medal.

915
00:38:30,918 --> 00:38:32,284
- SHIV: Amazing.
- A special medal, for white women

916
00:38:32,353 --> 00:38:33,519
- who like brown men.
- Just being a racist now.

917
00:38:33,587 --> 00:38:35,254
"I'm a good girl.
I pretend to care about people

918
00:38:35,323 --> 00:38:36,689
'cause no one cares about me."

919
00:38:36,757 --> 00:38:39,058
Oh, yeah, actually, do you have
something you wanna tell Dad?

920
00:38:39,127 --> 00:38:42,122
From Mom? A message that maybe
you could share, Rome?

921
00:38:42,191 --> 00:38:45,164
Uh... Yeah, wow. Fuck you!
Thanks, I do.

922
00:38:45,232 --> 00:38:46,466
I have a message, uh, yeah.

923
00:38:46,535 --> 00:38:48,905
Uh... Mom's getting remarried.

924
00:38:49,871 --> 00:38:50,873
Hmm.

925
00:38:51,339 --> 00:38:52,638
To Bertie Woofter?

926
00:38:52,706 --> 00:38:55,742
Uh... No, to Peter, um...
uh... Pe-- uh-- Munion.

927
00:38:55,810 --> 00:38:57,580
- Peter Munion.
- You're fucking kidding?

928
00:38:59,213 --> 00:39:01,214
The seat sniffer?

929
00:39:01,282 --> 00:39:02,647
(SCOFFS) He's been hanging
around...

930
00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:05,051
- (LAUGHING) ...for forty years.
- Yeah, and, uh, she would--

931
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,786
they would love it, apparently,

932
00:39:06,855 --> 00:39:08,454
if you came
to their big Tuscan wedding.

933
00:39:08,523 --> 00:39:11,324
Ooh! Lah-di-dah! (INHALES)

934
00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:13,293
And they sent you
as messenger boy?

935
00:39:13,362 --> 00:39:15,495
(LAUGHS)

936
00:39:15,564 --> 00:39:18,001
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

937
00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:23,903
- Hey, man.
- TOM: Hey.

938
00:39:23,972 --> 00:39:25,108
Thanks for coming.

939
00:39:26,742 --> 00:39:28,974
SERVER: (CLEARS THROAT) Hey.

940
00:39:29,043 --> 00:39:32,611
So, I will take the, uh,
Griddle Hero special, please.

941
00:39:32,679 --> 00:39:35,047
With double hash browns.
Fully loaded.

942
00:39:35,116 --> 00:39:36,515
And a plain waffle

943
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,918
and a-- and a large cup
of room-temperature water.

944
00:39:38,986 --> 00:39:39,989
Thank you.

945
00:39:42,757 --> 00:39:44,157
Uh...

946
00:39:44,225 --> 00:39:45,857
I might just watch him.

947
00:39:45,926 --> 00:39:48,727
You know that Rasputin would
take a dose of arsenic,

948
00:39:48,796 --> 00:39:52,168
uh, with breakfast each morning
to build up his tolerance?

949
00:39:54,235 --> 00:39:55,702
(INHALES DEEPLY)

950
00:39:55,771 --> 00:39:57,140
Look, so...

951
00:39:59,607 --> 00:40:02,507
I think you know...
I've always liked you, Tom.

952
00:40:02,576 --> 00:40:04,777
Well, I like you too, Kendall.
I mean, I have notes.

953
00:40:04,846 --> 00:40:07,413
- (CHUCKLES)
- Oh, no. I have notes.

954
00:40:07,482 --> 00:40:08,847
I think mine
might be more extensive...

955
00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:11,017
- KENDALL: I don't know. (LAUGHS)
- ...than yours. (LAUGHS)

956
00:40:11,086 --> 00:40:14,019
KENDALL: But look. I think
I can get you out of this mess,

957
00:40:14,088 --> 00:40:15,419
where you're going.

958
00:40:16,491 --> 00:40:18,223
TOM: Well, uh...

959
00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:19,895
nothing is certain, so...

960
00:40:21,863 --> 00:40:23,429
KENDALL: You know
they're calling you...

961
00:40:23,498 --> 00:40:24,968
the Christmas tree?

962
00:40:26,801 --> 00:40:27,666
Yeah?

963
00:40:27,734 --> 00:40:30,102
Perhaps that's because
I'm tall and jolly.

964
00:40:30,171 --> 00:40:32,972
KENDALL: Maybe. You think?

965
00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:34,941
But I think maybe you don't want
to be the chip

966
00:40:35,010 --> 00:40:37,513
the company offers up
when it has no choice.

967
00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:39,715
Well...

968
00:40:40,882 --> 00:40:43,652
obviously, I would prefer that
not to happen,

969
00:40:43,985 --> 00:40:45,221
but, um...

970
00:40:45,987 --> 00:40:47,920
- it's complicated.
- KENDALL: It is.

971
00:40:47,989 --> 00:40:49,889
But I'm here to ask,
are you interested

972
00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:52,495
in an alternative,
theoretically?

973
00:40:55,096 --> 00:40:56,561
I have, of late, uh,

974
00:40:56,630 --> 00:41:00,099
decided not to tarry
too much with hope.

975
00:41:00,168 --> 00:41:02,171
Okay, well, my case is...

976
00:41:04,038 --> 00:41:06,675
It's strong. It's--
No, it's-- it's...

977
00:41:07,341 --> 00:41:09,678
(SCOFFS) My case is fine.

978
00:41:10,512 --> 00:41:11,880
It has gaps.

979
00:41:13,447 --> 00:41:14,746
But if I had someone
who could say

980
00:41:14,815 --> 00:41:17,649
that nothing gets signed off on
without my dad's say-so,

981
00:41:17,718 --> 00:41:19,118
which I think we both know
to be true...

982
00:41:19,187 --> 00:41:20,247
- Ooh, I--
- ...then--

983
00:41:20,316 --> 00:41:22,158
I don't know
that I do know that, Ken.

984
00:41:24,058 --> 00:41:25,219
Uh-huh.

985
00:41:25,287 --> 00:41:27,730
Yeah, I'm just
a humble servant, Ken.

986
00:41:33,935 --> 00:41:35,071
I admire you, man.

987
00:41:36,204 --> 00:41:37,336
I do, I fucking-- You know?

988
00:41:37,405 --> 00:41:39,976
You-- You-- You're-- Look at--
You're a long way from home.

989
00:41:41,242 --> 00:41:42,678
You're far from the tree.

990
00:41:46,175 --> 00:41:47,013
You've played your hand well,

991
00:41:47,081 --> 00:41:48,817
and you're sitting
at the top table.

992
00:41:49,485 --> 00:41:51,550
Well, shucks. Thank you.

993
00:41:51,619 --> 00:41:54,319
I fell in love with your sister.
That's what happened.

994
00:41:54,388 --> 00:41:56,188
Sure. Oh, yeah.
Right, right, right.

995
00:41:56,257 --> 00:41:57,521
Sure. Sure, man.

996
00:41:58,492 --> 00:42:00,360
The country mouse
and the hot tamale.

997
00:42:00,428 --> 00:42:01,461
(CHUCKLES)

998
00:42:01,529 --> 00:42:02,966
And you're just, uh...

999
00:42:04,098 --> 00:42:04,997
what? Just--

1000
00:42:05,066 --> 00:42:07,603
I suppose you're just
a long glass of water.

1001
00:42:08,670 --> 00:42:10,273
- No agenda?
- I guess.

1002
00:42:11,706 --> 00:42:13,006
KENDALL: Well,
here's how it goes.

1003
00:42:13,074 --> 00:42:15,945
I have new lawyers,
who are fucking amazing.

1004
00:42:16,612 --> 00:42:17,811
I do not underestimate

1005
00:42:17,879 --> 00:42:20,249
the cognitive dissonance
you're experiencing.

1006
00:42:20,982 --> 00:42:23,148
Lying, hiding.

1007
00:42:23,217 --> 00:42:24,651
But pretty soon,

1008
00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,089
granted immunity.

1009
00:42:27,216 --> 00:42:28,724
And you're not going to prison.

1010
00:42:29,724 --> 00:42:31,127
How does that sound?

1011
00:42:33,962 --> 00:42:36,196
I guess there are other names.

1012
00:42:36,265 --> 00:42:37,266
(COUGHS)

1013
00:42:38,099 --> 00:42:39,999
LOGAN: We have to be united
on this.

1014
00:42:40,068 --> 00:42:42,769
- It's a disaster if we splinter.
- (COUGHS)

1015
00:42:42,837 --> 00:42:44,436
Salgado has great narrative.

1016
00:42:44,505 --> 00:42:46,806
Quit butt-huffing Salgado, Shiv.

1017
00:42:46,875 --> 00:42:48,874
We all supported
your little DC lemonade stand,

1018
00:42:48,942 --> 00:42:50,843
but this is the fucking
real world. This actually matters.

1019
00:42:50,912 --> 00:42:52,078
SHIV: Roman, you just love
the boot

1020
00:42:52,146 --> 00:42:54,250
- 'cause you love
to be kicked by it. - (COUGHS)

1021
00:42:54,616 --> 00:42:55,919
LOGAN: What?

1022
00:42:56,585 --> 00:42:57,917
What?

1023
00:42:57,986 --> 00:42:59,122
Nothing. No.

1024
00:43:00,389 --> 00:43:01,624
What about Connor?

1025
00:43:02,256 --> 00:43:03,383
CONNOR: Interesting.

1026
00:43:03,452 --> 00:43:06,062
I do believe that idea
has good promise.

1027
00:43:06,428 --> 00:43:07,630
I do.

1028
00:43:08,129 --> 00:43:09,295
I could see it.

1029
00:43:09,363 --> 00:43:11,264
Well, if you can see it,

1030
00:43:11,332 --> 00:43:12,565
should we talk about it?

1031
00:43:12,634 --> 00:43:15,301
- LOGAN: Kids?
- Um...

1032
00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:16,872
sure, I don't know.

1033
00:43:17,272 --> 00:43:18,274
Yeah.

1034
00:43:19,841 --> 00:43:21,744
Like, but, like, really?

1035
00:43:23,312 --> 00:43:24,313
Uh...

1036
00:43:24,946 --> 00:43:26,045
I guess.

1037
00:43:26,114 --> 00:43:27,146
Sure. I don't know.

1038
00:43:27,214 --> 00:43:29,415
They're all fucking weirdos
anyway, so why not?

1039
00:43:29,483 --> 00:43:30,883
- No offense, Con.
- None taken.

1040
00:43:30,952 --> 00:43:32,888
I mean, he's a good-looking kid.

1041
00:43:33,588 --> 00:43:35,955
He's smart... in his way.

1042
00:43:36,024 --> 00:43:39,459
Fucking Joe Kennedy
did it for his boys? (CHUCKLES)

1043
00:43:39,528 --> 00:43:40,727
So let's get him in there

1044
00:43:40,795 --> 00:43:42,561
with a smile and a shoeshine

1045
00:43:42,630 --> 00:43:45,397
and get Ron and everyone
behind him.

1046
00:43:45,466 --> 00:43:48,404
I would fight so fuckin' hard
for this family, Pop.

1047
00:43:50,505 --> 00:43:52,071
Siobhan?

1048
00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:54,474
As a political consultant,
what do you think?

1049
00:43:54,543 --> 00:43:55,842
- (HESITATES)
- LOGAN: Come on.

1050
00:43:55,910 --> 00:43:57,944
Well-- Okay, well,
not huge name ID,

1051
00:43:58,012 --> 00:43:59,813
but the family name
will be a factor and...

1052
00:43:59,881 --> 00:44:01,347
A positive. One of many.

1053
00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:03,650
Uh... He's got no track record.

1054
00:44:03,718 --> 00:44:05,452
Nothing to beat me with.

1055
00:44:05,521 --> 00:44:06,889
I'm a clean skin.

1056
00:44:07,856 --> 00:44:09,554
And I guess, in terms of...

1057
00:44:09,623 --> 00:44:11,524
presentation
and connection skills...

1058
00:44:11,593 --> 00:44:12,825
Tick, tick.

1059
00:44:12,894 --> 00:44:15,155
- He can walk and chew gum.
- (CHUCKLES)

1060
00:44:15,224 --> 00:44:16,896
He pisses pretty straight.

1061
00:44:16,965 --> 00:44:19,098
CONNOR: Pretty damn straight.
I piss policy laser.

1062
00:44:19,166 --> 00:44:20,899
Okay, um, are we being
serious about this?

1063
00:44:20,967 --> 00:44:23,970
We're talking about trying
to make Connor president...

1064
00:44:24,038 --> 00:44:26,372
of the United States of America.
Crap pants!

1065
00:44:26,441 --> 00:44:28,808
Roman, it's a big tent.
Why don't you just come in?

1066
00:44:28,877 --> 00:44:31,077
Sure, I might call
the guy who waxes my balls.

1067
00:44:31,146 --> 00:44:32,479
- He's a possible.
- CONNOR: Jesus.

1068
00:44:32,548 --> 00:44:33,849
LOGAN: Greg!

1069
00:44:34,750 --> 00:44:35,781
(GREG CLEARS THROAT QUIETLY)

1070
00:44:35,850 --> 00:44:37,320
LOGAN: Would you vote
for Connor?

1071
00:44:38,419 --> 00:44:39,585
(HESITATES) Me? Would I...

1072
00:44:39,654 --> 00:44:41,621
(INHALES) Um...

1073
00:44:41,690 --> 00:44:42,689
LOGAN: Honestly.

1074
00:44:42,758 --> 00:44:45,090
Uh-- Uh-- Honestly,
uh, yeah, I-- I...

1075
00:44:45,159 --> 00:44:48,027
It depends. I-- I think...
(CLEARS THROAT)

1076
00:44:48,095 --> 00:44:51,063
I think I could see myself, uh,
spoiling my ballot

1077
00:44:51,132 --> 00:44:52,965
- in his favor. (HESITATES)
- (CHUCKLES)

1078
00:44:53,034 --> 00:44:54,734
Depending on the opposition.
Yeah.

1079
00:44:54,803 --> 00:44:56,269
LOGAN: What do you think, Shiv?

1080
00:44:56,338 --> 00:44:57,737
Is it nuts?

1081
00:44:57,805 --> 00:44:59,372
I love Con. I do. But...

1082
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,345
if-- if we're talking about this
seriously, I think we have to...

1083
00:45:03,244 --> 00:45:04,243
look at Salgado!

1084
00:45:04,312 --> 00:45:06,312
- Can I bring him up here?
- Oh, come on.

1085
00:45:06,381 --> 00:45:08,881
(SMACKS LIPS) Hugo. Call Boyer.

1086
00:45:08,950 --> 00:45:11,350
Okay, if-- if she's bringing up
Soggy Salgado,

1087
00:45:11,418 --> 00:45:13,386
then I want to see
if we can tame Mencken, okay?

1088
00:45:13,455 --> 00:45:14,890
Oh, for fuck's sake!

1089
00:45:15,390 --> 00:45:16,492
Speakerphone.

1090
00:45:19,361 --> 00:45:20,429
BOYER: <i>Hello?</i>

1091
00:45:21,029 --> 00:45:23,230
Hi! Dave!

1092
00:45:23,299 --> 00:45:24,333
It's Logan.

1093
00:45:25,166 --> 00:45:26,065
How are you?

1094
00:45:26,134 --> 00:45:29,468
BOYER: <i>Uh... G-- Good, Logan.</i>
<i>How are you?</i>

1095
00:45:29,537 --> 00:45:31,571
LOGAN: Oh, I'm fine.
We're all fine.

1096
00:45:31,639 --> 00:45:33,205
I'm here in my suite.

1097
00:45:33,274 --> 00:45:35,775
Uh... Would you fancy
stopping by?

1098
00:45:35,844 --> 00:45:37,446
BOYER:
<i>Uh, it's pretty late, Logan.</i>

1099
00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:39,148
LOGAN: Uh-huh.

1100
00:45:42,083 --> 00:45:43,683
BOYER: <i>But s-- sure. Sure.</i>

1101
00:45:43,751 --> 00:45:46,855
Great. Great.
And Dave, listen, um...

1102
00:45:47,689 --> 00:45:49,788
my fridge is bare.

1103
00:45:49,857 --> 00:45:52,095
I don't suppose you could
run me over a Coke?

1104
00:45:53,228 --> 00:45:54,998
BOYER: <i>Did you mean</i>
<i>to call room service?</i>

1105
00:45:56,097 --> 00:45:57,533
If you don't have a Coke,

1106
00:45:58,066 --> 00:45:59,763
is there something else?

1107
00:46:00,435 --> 00:46:01,968
BOYER: <i>Yes?</i>

1108
00:46:02,036 --> 00:46:05,408
Could you fire
the deputy attorney general?

1109
00:46:07,942 --> 00:46:10,379
BOYER: <i>Fire the deputy</i>
<i>attorney general?</i>

1110
00:46:12,608 --> 00:46:15,851
I'm kidding. (CHUCKLES)
Come on over.

1111
00:46:16,885 --> 00:46:18,087
Have a chat.

1112
00:46:18,586 --> 00:46:20,386
If it's convenient.

1113
00:46:20,455 --> 00:46:22,087
BOYER: <i>Sure,</i>
<i>I'll be over in a few minutes.</i>

1114
00:46:22,156 --> 00:46:24,289
LOGAN: (INHALES)
Thank you, Hugo.

1115
00:46:24,358 --> 00:46:28,827
- Take the boy and go.
- Um... Yeah. Yeah.

1116
00:46:28,896 --> 00:46:32,168
I-- I-- I will go. I--
I just want to say, I think...

1117
00:46:32,701 --> 00:46:34,300
um...

1118
00:46:34,369 --> 00:46:38,370
I-- I-- I think I owe it
to my country to say...

1119
00:46:38,439 --> 00:46:42,875
I don't think you should crown--
or make Connor president.

1120
00:46:42,944 --> 00:46:45,481
That's it. Thank you.
Good night. Sorry.

1121
00:46:47,443 --> 00:46:49,285
So-- So, what do you think?

1122
00:46:55,957 --> 00:46:57,724
- Let me think.
- Yeah, take your time.

1123
00:46:57,793 --> 00:46:59,892
- I see it's tough for you.
- Yeah.

1124
00:46:59,961 --> 00:47:02,231
You know, my dad seems powerful.

1125
00:47:02,797 --> 00:47:04,433
Shiv seems safe.

1126
00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:06,102
But, uh...

1127
00:47:08,769 --> 00:47:10,970
I don't know.
You think she'll still be there?

1128
00:47:11,039 --> 00:47:13,109
Waiting for you after prison?

1129
00:47:16,010 --> 00:47:18,478
How exactly does it work if I...

1130
00:47:18,547 --> 00:47:20,579
if I do come over to you?

1131
00:47:20,648 --> 00:47:22,885
I mean, how--
how is it better...

1132
00:47:23,885 --> 00:47:25,888
for me when I tell my wife...

1133
00:47:26,421 --> 00:47:27,319
whom I love,

1134
00:47:27,388 --> 00:47:29,926
and this family,
that I'm turning against them?

1135
00:47:30,459 --> 00:47:31,460
How?

1136
00:47:32,927 --> 00:47:34,426
She'll respect you.

1137
00:47:34,495 --> 00:47:36,629
Tell her, "What's she doing?"
Bring her over.

1138
00:47:36,698 --> 00:47:37,864
Logan goes down.

1139
00:47:37,933 --> 00:47:40,336
Shiv knows
who the fucking man is.

1140
00:47:42,937 --> 00:47:44,207
Come on, man.

1141
00:47:45,439 --> 00:47:47,841
But h-- And I don't mean
to be insulting, but,

1142
00:47:47,909 --> 00:47:49,478
having been around a bit...

1143
00:47:51,946 --> 00:47:53,149
my hunch...

1144
00:47:54,749 --> 00:47:56,816
is that you're
going to get fucked

1145
00:47:56,885 --> 00:47:59,886
because I've seen you
get fucked a lot.

1146
00:47:59,954 --> 00:48:02,291
And I've never seen
Logan get fucked once.

1147
00:48:13,902 --> 00:48:16,703
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- (SCOFFS) Nice. Classy.

1148
00:48:16,772 --> 00:48:19,138
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

1149
00:48:19,207 --> 00:48:20,907
- Yeah.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

1150
00:48:20,976 --> 00:48:22,374
Okay, I gotta go.

1151
00:48:22,443 --> 00:48:24,513
Do you know what they're doing
up in the suite?

1152
00:48:26,347 --> 00:48:28,251
They're picking
the next president.

1153
00:48:39,460 --> 00:48:42,065
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪

1154
00:48:48,770 --> 00:48:50,937
(CROWD CLAMORING AND CHANTING)

1155
00:48:51,005 --> 00:48:55,174
CROWD: (CHANTING) Greg! Greg!
Greg! Greg! Greg!

1156
00:48:55,243 --> 00:48:57,672
LOUD GUY:
(SHOUTING) Fuck Greenpeace!

1157
00:48:57,740 --> 00:48:59,846
- (CHANTING CONTINUES)
- GREG: Uh-- No--

1158
00:48:59,915 --> 00:49:02,948
- Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
- I'm all right.

1159
00:49:03,017 --> 00:49:05,254
- Oh-- Okay. (CHUCKLES)
- (CHEERING)

1160
00:49:06,020 --> 00:49:08,491
♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES) ♪

1161
00:49:11,454 --> 00:49:13,396
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1162
00:49:18,565 --> 00:49:20,365
BOYER: Obviously, we take
the integrity

1163
00:49:20,434 --> 00:49:22,401
of the Justice Department
very seriously.

1164
00:49:22,470 --> 00:49:24,636
But there is always
the question of overreach.

1165
00:49:24,705 --> 00:49:30,143
So, yeah, on Tech, I mean...
the strategy is clear.

1166
00:49:30,211 --> 00:49:31,714
I hear you about Gojo.

1167
00:49:32,547 --> 00:49:35,410
I personally don't think
there would be

1168
00:49:35,478 --> 00:49:37,186
any regulatory issues.

1169
00:49:38,753 --> 00:49:40,056
Well,

1170
00:49:40,455 --> 00:49:42,021
thank you, Dave.

1171
00:49:42,090 --> 00:49:45,391
Thank you, Mr. Vice President.

1172
00:49:45,459 --> 00:49:47,993
You've, uh, given us
a lot to think about.

1173
00:49:48,062 --> 00:49:50,133
- SHIV: Great to see you again.
- You too.

1174
00:49:51,199 --> 00:49:54,103
Wonderful to see you again,
my very good adversary.

1175
00:49:57,171 --> 00:49:59,038
So, just wanted to
chit-chat a little bit.

1176
00:49:59,107 --> 00:50:01,173
That was funny earlier,
you know.

1177
00:50:01,242 --> 00:50:05,005
You tripping the light fantastic
on Grandpappy's nutsack.

1178
00:50:05,074 --> 00:50:08,114
When I called your dad bullshit?
I mean, did that bump?

1179
00:50:08,182 --> 00:50:09,581
Oh, yeah, yeah,
never heard that before.

1180
00:50:09,650 --> 00:50:12,218
Like, that was, like,
hardcore and junk.

1181
00:50:12,286 --> 00:50:14,187
'Cause the thing is,
this monkey don't dance.

1182
00:50:14,255 --> 00:50:15,454
- This monkey right here?
- MENCKEN: Yeah.

1183
00:50:15,523 --> 00:50:17,691
This dancing monkey
in Dad's bathroom doesn't dance?

1184
00:50:17,759 --> 00:50:18,761
MENCKEN: That's right.

1185
00:50:19,494 --> 00:50:20,727
(LAUGHS)

1186
00:50:20,796 --> 00:50:23,129
Um... So...

1187
00:50:23,197 --> 00:50:25,098
I did want to
talk to you about something.

1188
00:50:25,166 --> 00:50:27,300
And fuck it,
I'll just come out and say it.

1189
00:50:27,368 --> 00:50:29,735
Fascists are kind of cool...

1190
00:50:29,803 --> 00:50:33,272
but not really. So, is that,
like, a problem, a thing?

1191
00:50:33,340 --> 00:50:36,545
MENCKEN: (SIGHS) Seriously?
Me? I just...

1192
00:50:37,779 --> 00:50:39,679
I don't have
a lot of boundaries.

1193
00:50:39,748 --> 00:50:42,147
St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas,

1194
00:50:42,216 --> 00:50:44,116
Schumacher.
I'll borrow from anyone.

1195
00:50:44,185 --> 00:50:45,484
And, you know...

1196
00:50:45,553 --> 00:50:49,522
if Franco or H or Travis Bickle
had a good pitch, fuck it!

1197
00:50:49,590 --> 00:50:53,125
- I'm a man for all seasons.
- Mm-hmm. "H"?

1198
00:50:53,194 --> 00:50:55,061
You know, there was
a very naughty boy named "H."

1199
00:50:55,130 --> 00:50:58,631
I'm a fully-fledged,
small-D democrat.

1200
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,266
A well-regulated election

1201
00:51:00,334 --> 00:51:03,135
is a transmission frequency
for God's grace.

1202
00:51:03,204 --> 00:51:04,903
ROMAN: Holy shit. You really are
a Christian, aren't you?

1203
00:51:04,972 --> 00:51:08,374
Well, no, no, no.
My only thing is, like, who's the stakeholder, right?

1204
00:51:08,442 --> 00:51:10,137
I've been tending, you know,

1205
00:51:10,206 --> 00:51:13,546
my little garden for, like,
a hundred years, and then...

1206
00:51:13,614 --> 00:51:17,186
forty new guys show up
in the back of a truck...

1207
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:19,255
playing their boombox,

1208
00:51:19,888 --> 00:51:21,020
and it's put to a vote,

1209
00:51:21,089 --> 00:51:23,722
and they decide to, uh,
give my farm to them.

1210
00:51:23,790 --> 00:51:26,859
I mean... (SCOFFS) I'm like,
"So sorry, what happened?"

1211
00:51:26,928 --> 00:51:28,461
Maybe you have to put in, right?

1212
00:51:28,529 --> 00:51:30,897
- Before you get to take out.
- ROMAN: Yeah.

1213
00:51:30,966 --> 00:51:32,632
Okay, well, then, you know...

1214
00:51:32,701 --> 00:51:34,203
who gets to, uh...

1215
00:51:35,169 --> 00:51:36,539
who gets to join?

1216
00:51:37,004 --> 00:51:39,004
MENCKEN: Well...

1217
00:51:39,073 --> 00:51:40,707
people trust people
who look like them.

1218
00:51:40,776 --> 00:51:41,773
That's just a scientific fact.

1219
00:51:41,842 --> 00:51:44,711
They will give more
tax dollars to help them.

1220
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:46,278
- Hmm.
- MENCKEN: Now,

1221
00:51:46,347 --> 00:51:49,782
you can integrate new elements,
of course, but come on, man!

1222
00:51:49,851 --> 00:51:51,016
Slowly!

1223
00:51:51,085 --> 00:51:52,488
I mean, fuck!

1224
00:51:54,121 --> 00:51:55,354
I like this country.

1225
00:51:55,422 --> 00:51:57,423
- Yeah.
- MENCKEN: Let's just take a beat

1226
00:51:57,492 --> 00:52:00,960
before we fundamentally alter
its composition?

1227
00:52:01,029 --> 00:52:02,828
(SMACKS LIPS) Yeah.

1228
00:52:02,897 --> 00:52:04,630
And in terms of, you know,

1229
00:52:04,698 --> 00:52:07,066
this... here.
There's a thing here, right?

1230
00:52:07,134 --> 00:52:08,334
- MENCKEN: Mm.
- And I get it. You're...

1231
00:52:08,402 --> 00:52:11,036
You're fucking 6G,
and we're Betamax,

1232
00:52:11,105 --> 00:52:13,873
but, you know, you need us.
I think.

1233
00:52:13,942 --> 00:52:16,308
Our news, our viewers,
those fucking almost-deads,

1234
00:52:16,377 --> 00:52:17,777
that's a big slice of pie.

1235
00:52:17,846 --> 00:52:20,046
Well, if I'm the nominee,

1236
00:52:20,115 --> 00:52:21,881
are any of them
really going to vote against me?

1237
00:52:21,949 --> 00:52:23,649
No, but...

1238
00:52:23,717 --> 00:52:26,151
you know, it's going to be
a fucking shit show...

1239
00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:27,453
(CHUCKLES)
...going into the convention.

1240
00:52:27,522 --> 00:52:29,188
I think you could
really use our push.

1241
00:52:29,256 --> 00:52:30,893
I think you could use mine.

1242
00:52:32,527 --> 00:52:33,529
Maybe.

1243
00:52:37,899 --> 00:52:38,865
(SMACKS LIPS)

1244
00:52:38,934 --> 00:52:39,965
MENCKEN:
Where are you in all this?

1245
00:52:40,034 --> 00:52:42,535
S... Me, Roman?

1246
00:52:42,604 --> 00:52:44,407
Uh... You know.

1247
00:52:46,273 --> 00:52:48,274
- I'm creeping on the come-up.
- Oh, yeah?

1248
00:52:48,342 --> 00:52:50,409
ROMAN: Yeah. I've got some ideas
for ATN, you know.

1249
00:52:50,478 --> 00:52:54,313
Sluice out the fucking porridge
and add some sriracha.

1250
00:52:54,382 --> 00:52:56,582
Poach some of those TikTok
psychos, you know?

1251
00:52:56,650 --> 00:52:59,418
E-girls with fucking guns
and Juul pods, you know?

1252
00:52:59,487 --> 00:53:02,287
Give me some straight shot
Blacks and Latinos.

1253
00:53:02,356 --> 00:53:03,823
No more of this fucking...

1254
00:53:03,892 --> 00:53:05,257
pillows and bedpans, you know.

1255
00:53:05,326 --> 00:53:07,730
We're strictly bone broth
and dick pills.

1256
00:53:08,791 --> 00:53:09,695
Deep state conspiracy hour

1257
00:53:09,764 --> 00:53:11,864
but with, like, a fucking wink,
you know? Funny.

1258
00:53:11,933 --> 00:53:13,800
(CLAPS) And the whole show...

1259
00:53:13,869 --> 00:53:15,738
is kinda set up for the star.

1260
00:53:16,733 --> 00:53:18,641
President Jeryd Mencken.

1261
00:53:22,811 --> 00:53:24,208
(EXHALES HEAVILY)

1262
00:53:27,276 --> 00:53:29,949
- (SHIV CHUCKLES)
- (ROMAN BLOWS AIR THROUGH TEETH)

1263
00:53:30,018 --> 00:53:31,320
Knock-knock.

1264
00:53:34,889 --> 00:53:36,259
(MENCKEN EXHALES HEAVILY)

1265
00:53:46,301 --> 00:53:47,736
Heard you wanted one.

1266
00:53:49,638 --> 00:53:50,704
Thank you.

1267
00:53:50,772 --> 00:53:52,508
Anointed with a Coke.

1268
00:53:57,212 --> 00:53:59,712
(SMACKS LIPS) That was nice.

1269
00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:02,485
- He's nice.
- He's... (SCOFFING) ...not nice.

1270
00:54:03,250 --> 00:54:04,917
- He's not!
- ROMAN: Dad?

1271
00:54:04,985 --> 00:54:08,154
I know we came to the market
to buy you a nice milk cow

1272
00:54:08,223 --> 00:54:11,456
but we found ourselves
a fucking T-rex, okay?

1273
00:54:11,525 --> 00:54:13,993
He's box office.
The guy is fucking diesel.

1274
00:54:14,062 --> 00:54:16,996
I mean, he's good on camera.
He's fun. He'll fight.

1275
00:54:17,065 --> 00:54:18,631
Viewers will eat from his hand.

1276
00:54:18,700 --> 00:54:19,866
- No downside.
- SHIV: Oh, yeah.

1277
00:54:19,934 --> 00:54:21,733
Let's just invade Poland, Dad.
No downside.

1278
00:54:21,802 --> 00:54:23,803
No, his chief of staff
broke a kid's jaw at a rally!

1279
00:54:23,872 --> 00:54:25,605
- (SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
- (SCOFFING) What?

1280
00:54:25,674 --> 00:54:26,906
If we don't come
to an accommodation,

1281
00:54:26,975 --> 00:54:29,275
we get outflanked, and we lose
the ATN dollar machine

1282
00:54:29,344 --> 00:54:32,645
when we need cash to fight Tech.
Right? And buy Gojo.

1283
00:54:32,713 --> 00:54:34,648
(SLAPS THIGHS) Shiv wants
her way, I want my way,

1284
00:54:34,716 --> 00:54:36,482
Connor wants his way,
so that's even.

1285
00:54:36,550 --> 00:54:40,053
SHIV: It's not even!
My opinion counts for more!

1286
00:54:40,121 --> 00:54:42,054
No-- It does!
It just fucking does!

1287
00:54:42,123 --> 00:54:43,456
Okay? I know this. I know!

1288
00:54:43,524 --> 00:54:46,158
People hate him.
They fucking hate this guy!

1289
00:54:46,227 --> 00:54:47,964
You have to look at the climate.

1290
00:54:49,463 --> 00:54:52,832
Climate said I was going down.

1291
00:54:52,901 --> 00:54:56,672
Climate said
I should just step aside.

1292
00:54:59,975 --> 00:55:01,077
I guess...

1293
00:55:02,310 --> 00:55:03,980
I'm a climate denier.

1294
00:55:05,781 --> 00:55:08,381
Uh? I'm sorry,
this is how it happens?

1295
00:55:08,449 --> 00:55:09,782
- Good night.
- SHIV: Dad?

1296
00:55:09,850 --> 00:55:12,922
Dad! Come on! He's just--
He's fucking dangerous!

1297
00:55:15,289 --> 00:55:17,321
Definitely fucking.

1298
00:55:18,254 --> 00:55:20,429
Looks like your polling
was off again, Shiv.

1299
00:55:27,903 --> 00:55:29,005
Let's go.

1300
00:55:30,438 --> 00:55:32,608
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

1301
00:55:36,844 --> 00:55:39,115
(LIVELY CHATTER)

1302
00:55:40,114 --> 00:55:41,914
So, I saw you.

1303
00:55:41,983 --> 00:55:44,283
Looked like you were having
a whale of a time

1304
00:55:44,352 --> 00:55:46,619
flying on the wings
of white power.

1305
00:55:46,688 --> 00:55:49,855
Yeah, yeah.
I was, uh, commandeered.

1306
00:55:49,924 --> 00:55:51,290
Did it feel good...

1307
00:55:51,359 --> 00:55:53,788
as the fascists
hoisted you aloft

1308
00:55:53,856 --> 00:55:55,195
like the Stanley Cup?

1309
00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:56,129
So...

1310
00:55:56,197 --> 00:55:58,597
Mencken's gonna take
the weekend straw poll,

1311
00:55:58,665 --> 00:56:01,168
and Petkus has confirmed
he's backing.

1312
00:56:01,237 --> 00:56:02,434
Good.

1313
00:56:02,503 --> 00:56:05,104
Sunday show
pushed him this morning.

1314
00:56:05,173 --> 00:56:08,135
Let's see if this horse can run.

1315
00:56:08,204 --> 00:56:10,142
...couldn't quite...
(INHALES SHARPLY)

1316
00:56:10,211 --> 00:56:11,377
...seal the deal.

1317
00:56:11,446 --> 00:56:12,745
And here I was thinking that...

1318
00:56:12,813 --> 00:56:15,414
you were gonna be the man
to put my dad in prison.

1319
00:56:15,483 --> 00:56:17,553
- SALGADO: Right.
- (SHOUTS) Siobhan!

1320
00:56:18,252 --> 00:56:19,385
Speak of the devil.

1321
00:56:19,454 --> 00:56:21,321
You take care. Good to see you.

1322
00:56:21,390 --> 00:56:22,722
We're doing photos.

1323
00:56:22,790 --> 00:56:25,094
- Family photo.
- SHIV: Uh-- With him?

1324
00:56:25,694 --> 00:56:27,392
No. No.

1325
00:56:27,461 --> 00:56:28,965
We're all in it. Let's go.

1326
00:56:30,364 --> 00:56:31,900
You've got enough people
in the shot.

1327
00:56:32,233 --> 00:56:33,436
I'm good.

1328
00:56:36,170 --> 00:56:37,806
Get in the photo, please.

1329
00:56:42,676 --> 00:56:46,916
Siobhan, are you part
of this family or not?

1330
00:56:50,585 --> 00:56:52,618
SHIV: Not standing next to him.

1331
00:56:52,686 --> 00:56:54,723
I'll be in the photo
but not right by him.

1332
00:56:57,291 --> 00:56:58,627
You win, Pinkie.

1333
00:56:59,361 --> 00:57:00,563
You win.

1334
00:57:01,730 --> 00:57:04,500
You did good this weekend, son.

1335
00:57:06,134 --> 00:57:06,899
HUGO: Next to the congressman.

1336
00:57:06,968 --> 00:57:08,601
- LOGAN: Mr. Mencken.
- HUGO: Roman.

1337
00:57:08,670 --> 00:57:10,136
- LOGAN: Congratulations.
- Thank you.

1338
00:57:10,204 --> 00:57:12,575
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

1339
00:57:16,538 --> 00:57:20,279
HUGO: Okay, everybody,
just be casual. Relax. Smile.

1340
00:57:20,348 --> 00:57:22,214
Little chin down, Mr. Men--
Congressman.

1341
00:57:22,283 --> 00:57:24,444
And one, two, three.

1342
00:57:24,513 --> 00:57:26,819
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
- HUGO: Great! Great. Perfect.

1343
00:57:26,888 --> 00:57:28,488
- Thank you. Super.
- LOGAN: Good.

1344
00:57:28,557 --> 00:57:29,993
HUGO: Great. Okay.

1345
00:57:30,692 --> 00:57:31,952
Um...

1346
00:57:32,021 --> 00:57:33,559
Thank you. Should we get--

1347
00:57:33,627 --> 00:57:36,229
Should we get a couple
of just... Um...

1348
00:57:36,297 --> 00:57:40,169
♪ ("MILLION DOLLAR HOME RUN"
BY NICHOLAS BRITELL PLAYS) ♪

1349
00:58:39,628 --> 00:58:41,264
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪