1 00:00:21,917 --> 00:00:23,875 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 2 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:40,750 ♪ Yeah 3 00:00:41,083 --> 00:00:42,750 ♪ Yeah 4 00:00:43,166 --> 00:00:45,792 ♪ Yeah ♪ What's that? 5 00:00:47,792 --> 00:00:48,792 ♪ Yeah 6 00:00:49,291 --> 00:00:52,125 ♪ Yeah, yeah 7 00:00:52,125 --> 00:00:53,792 ♪ Funky, funky 8 00:00:55,291 --> 00:00:58,500 ♪ How 'bout a big hand now? ♪ Wait, wait a minute 9 00:00:58,500 --> 00:01:02,291 ♪ Groovy, groovy jazzy, funky pounce, pounce, dance 10 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:04,458 ♪ As we dip in the melodic sea 11 00:01:04,458 --> 00:01:06,500 ♪ The rhythm keeps flowing and drips to MC 12 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,625 ♪ Sweet sugar pop, sugar pop, roxy pop 13 00:01:08,625 --> 00:01:10,542 ♪ You don't stop 'til the sweet beat drops 14 00:01:10,542 --> 00:01:12,458 ♪ I'm showin' proof as I stick and move 15 00:01:12,458 --> 00:01:14,583 ♪ Every poem's recited on top of the groove 16 00:01:14,583 --> 00:01:16,667 ♪ Smooth, my, floatin' like a butterfly, 17 00:01:16,667 --> 00:01:19,208 ♪ Notes that are floatin' sung like a lullaby 18 00:01:19,208 --> 00:01:21,291 ♪ Brace yourself as the beat hits ya 19 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:23,667 ♪ Dip trip, flip fantasia 20 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:25,959 ♪ Yeah 21 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 ♪ Yeah 22 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:30,250 ♪ Yeah 23 00:01:30,250 --> 00:01:31,959 ♪ What's that? 24 00:01:32,333 --> 00:01:34,667 ♪ Biddy-diddy bop 25 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:36,333 ♪ Yeah 26 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:38,000 ♪ Biddy-diddy bop 27 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:41,041 ♪ Funky, funky, funky, funky ♪ 28 00:01:41,041 --> 00:01:42,166 Would you like another muffin? 29 00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:44,041 No, that's, uh, fine. 30 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:45,708 (CLEARS THROAT) 31 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,708 Just take one, please. 32 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:52,333 I'll give you another one. "They check in, but they don't check out." 33 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:54,500 Billy Rago wrote that. 34 00:01:54,500 --> 00:01:55,834 The guy was practically a god in New York. 35 00:01:55,834 --> 00:01:58,417 Worked for all the heavy shops before we got him out here, 36 00:01:58,417 --> 00:02:00,667 and I'm telling you, we had to beg. 37 00:02:01,375 --> 00:02:04,625 You know, it's got to be the traffic. He's always on time. 38 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,792 Have another muffin. I'll go and see what I can do. 39 00:02:06,792 --> 00:02:10,875 MAN ON RADIO: W-E-Z, Detroit. The big wheeze! (PHONE RINGS) 40 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:15,041 Yeah? JACK: Where are you? 41 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:16,542 Where am I? 42 00:02:16,542 --> 00:02:18,542 Take a look out the window. I'm parked in the middle of Jefferson. 43 00:02:18,542 --> 00:02:20,875 I've been here for 20 minutes. What? 44 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:24,375 It's construction everywhere. They're laying down cones. Look at this guy. 45 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:26,542 Hey! Today? You had to pick today? 46 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:28,458 These guys are on a 10:30 back to Chicago. 47 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:29,917 They're not the sitting-around types. 48 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:33,542 Look, I'm 500 yards away. Can't you stall 'em? Give 'em a muffin. 49 00:02:33,542 --> 00:02:36,291 No, I've been stalling 'em. We talked about the Bulls three times. 50 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:37,375 And they didn't like the muffins. 51 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:40,708 Just put me on the speaker. What? No way. 52 00:02:40,708 --> 00:02:43,250 I'll pitch it on the phone. Let me talk to these clowns. 53 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,333 Okay. Uh, 54 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:48,125 we're gonna try a little modern science here. 55 00:02:48,125 --> 00:02:49,792 We do it all the time. 56 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:53,041 Bill, you still with us? 57 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:54,583 Uh, yeah. Can they hear me? 58 00:02:54,583 --> 00:02:59,959 Bill, I want you to meet Noah Bradley and Peter Brosnan of Key Brands. 59 00:02:59,959 --> 00:03:01,041 Morning. 60 00:03:01,041 --> 00:03:02,375 BILL: Noah. Pete. Good to see ya. 61 00:03:02,375 --> 00:03:05,750 Yeah, Bill, listen, we really do have a plane to catch. 62 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:08,583 Hey, guys, I mean, can't you wait 10 minutes? 63 00:03:08,583 --> 00:03:10,750 It's not the last flight out of town. 64 00:03:10,750 --> 00:03:13,417 Look, uh, you guys see the panels on the board there? 65 00:03:13,417 --> 00:03:15,083 Jack, flip up the first panel. 66 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:16,583 Bill, I think... 67 00:03:16,583 --> 00:03:18,750 Just flip up the first panel! Jesus, a lab monkey could do that! 68 00:03:19,250 --> 00:03:20,375 Okay, now. 69 00:03:20,375 --> 00:03:21,917 Let me take you to the panels. 70 00:03:21,917 --> 00:03:26,083 When you think of food wrap, you think of America, baseball, Mom, 71 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:28,542 apple pie, the old West. 72 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,458 Speaking of which, you should be looking at a sheriff. 73 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:33,125 Yeah. Yeah. 74 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:36,792 All right, well, he's sittin' there and he's got his feet up on the desk, see. 75 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:41,792 Now, behind him, his jail cell is covered with Key Brands food wrap. 76 00:03:41,792 --> 00:03:46,333 Right? Now, we got all this food inside tryin' to escape. 77 00:03:46,333 --> 00:03:48,458 We got an actor dressed up as a melon. 78 00:03:48,458 --> 00:03:50,458 One is a wedge of cheese. (MEN SHOUTING IN DISTANCE) 79 00:03:50,458 --> 00:03:52,625 Another one is, uh, um, is a, uh, 80 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:55,375 um, um... Another one is, uh... 81 00:03:55,375 --> 00:03:58,500 A sandwich. Okay. A sandwich. Right. 82 00:03:58,500 --> 00:04:01,792 And the sheriff smiles into the camera and he says... 83 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:04,542 Blow it out your butt, tubby! (HORNS HONKING) 84 00:04:04,542 --> 00:04:07,500 That's right, wide load. I'm talkin' to you, fatso. Hey! 85 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:09,041 You guys aren't fat, are you? 86 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:12,333 Anyway, so the sheriff's lookin' right into the camera and he says, 87 00:04:12,333 --> 00:04:14,166 "Partners, there's only one way..." 88 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:15,375 (STATIC CRACKLING) 89 00:04:15,375 --> 00:04:17,375 ...Key Brand... (STATIC CONTINUES) 90 00:04:17,375 --> 00:04:19,500 ...name that means qual... (STATIC CONTINUES) 91 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,583 You get a sheriff like... 92 00:04:20,583 --> 00:04:22,000 I think we're having a little phone trouble. 93 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 ...the guy from Gunsmoke. This campaign could... Bill? 94 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,750 You've gone into cell hell on us, pal. (STATIC CRACKLING) 95 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:31,542 WOMAN: Hi, I'm Joy. If you want to be dominated, press one. 96 00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:33,708 If you want to discipline me, press two. 97 00:04:33,708 --> 00:04:36,625 Now, that's not Bill. That's... We've got some crossover here. 98 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,583 MAN: How many kilos? Stop it! 99 00:04:38,583 --> 00:04:40,542 Moms will love it. Dads will love it. 100 00:04:40,542 --> 00:04:42,667 Kids are gonna have shiny badges, boots, everybody. 101 00:04:42,667 --> 00:04:44,500 Look, I may lose you in the elevator, 102 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:47,166 but I'll see you in a couple of seconds. 103 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:49,166 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 104 00:04:49,166 --> 00:04:50,542 You got me? Hello? 105 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:52,375 One, two, three, four, five, six... Okay. 106 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:54,041 Good morning. Shorris-Grey Advertising. 107 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:56,917 Whoo! Traffic was a... 108 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:58,542 (PANTING) 109 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:00,417 Where are they? (GROANS) 110 00:05:00,417 --> 00:05:01,792 I'll pack up your office. 111 00:05:01,792 --> 00:05:06,375 I kept the same boxes we moved in with. It'll save a few bucks. 112 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:07,792 JACK: Let me talk to him, okay? 113 00:05:07,792 --> 00:05:09,583 PAUL: Yeah, and tell him to print up some resumes. 114 00:05:09,583 --> 00:05:11,542 JACK: Oh, come on, Paul. 115 00:05:11,542 --> 00:05:13,583 PAUL: Come on what? The guy's been running on fumes. 116 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:15,750 His work's slipping. He's hostile to clients. 117 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,917 Jeez, I couldn't believe it! A six-million-dollar account, and what do you got? 118 00:05:18,917 --> 00:05:21,667 You got two guys staring at a speaker phone, for crying out loud! 119 00:05:21,667 --> 00:05:23,750 What the hell was I supposed to do? 120 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:26,542 PAUL: You were supposed to be working with professionals, number one, okay? 121 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:28,250 I mean, I've never seen a stunt like that in my life. 122 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:31,875 JACK: Paul, look. The man's had a few personal setbacks the last couple years. 123 00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:41,959 (MACHINE BEEPS) 124 00:05:41,959 --> 00:05:44,917 (ON MACHINE) Yes, this is Evan from U Love To Rent Furniture. 125 00:05:44,917 --> 00:05:47,625 You love to rent, but apparently, you don't love to pay. 126 00:05:47,625 --> 00:05:50,458 Our truck will be there at 9:00 a.m. Thank you. 127 00:05:50,458 --> 00:05:52,417 (MACHINE BEEPS) 128 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:53,917 Bill, it's Jack. 129 00:05:53,917 --> 00:05:57,458 Listen, uh, I'm making a few calls, but I got to tell ya, 130 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,083 you burned a few bridges out there, pal. 131 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,667 I'm gonna try and line up some freelance stuff next month. 132 00:06:01,667 --> 00:06:04,250 So you just stay in touch, okay? 133 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,458 Bye. (MACHINE BEEPS) 134 00:06:05,458 --> 00:06:07,750 Mr. Rago, my name's Hakiem. 135 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:12,417 I deliver your Free Press. You still owe me $11.50. 136 00:06:12,417 --> 00:06:14,291 (MACHINE BEEPS) 137 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,792 Hi, Daddy. It's me, Emily. 138 00:06:16,792 --> 00:06:20,792 Daddy, I know you're probably still at work, but, uh, listen. 139 00:06:20,792 --> 00:06:23,875 I hate to ask you this, but Mom said she's broke until next month. 140 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:26,625 And that since you just got that big new Key Brands account, 141 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:28,291 I had to ask you. 142 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:29,792 So here it goes. 143 00:06:29,792 --> 00:06:32,667 There's an eclipse coming up in Mexico, and it's a really big deal. 144 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,667 My whole astronomy club is going. 145 00:06:34,667 --> 00:06:37,250 And if we get the ticket early enough, it'll be really cheap. 146 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:41,333 And this is really important to me. I really, really want to go. 147 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,959 There it is. Thanks, Daddy. 148 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:44,291 (MACHINE BEEPS) 149 00:06:47,500 --> 00:06:49,250 (PEOPLE SINGING) 150 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:53,625 ♪ I'm flat broke but I don't care 151 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:56,000 Hey, buddy, you got two bits? No. 152 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,333 (HARMONIZING) 153 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:10,166 ♪ I'm flat broke but I don't care ♪ 154 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:14,667 MAN: I got better things to do than... 155 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,166 CLERK: How many times I gotta tell you? 156 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:19,375 Honey, you can't collect unemployment if you don't look for a job. 157 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:20,792 (GRUNTS) 158 00:07:20,792 --> 00:07:23,417 CLERK: If you bring that in, we'll help you. 159 00:07:23,417 --> 00:07:25,000 Thank you. Next! 160 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:27,000 (EXHALES) 161 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:29,041 (SIGHS) 162 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:32,417 You were in advertising, I see. Yeah. 163 00:07:32,417 --> 00:07:34,000 Hmm! 164 00:07:34,333 --> 00:07:35,375 Princeton? 165 00:07:35,375 --> 00:07:36,834 Yeah. 166 00:07:36,834 --> 00:07:39,417 Guess that was before it went co-ed, huh? 167 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,792 (LAUGHS) 168 00:07:41,792 --> 00:07:45,500 My, my, school like that, you think they'd teach you how to read. 169 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,166 Wrong line. What? 170 00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:49,875 New claims are the two windows at the end. 171 00:07:49,875 --> 00:07:52,583 You get that stamped, you come back to me. 172 00:07:52,583 --> 00:07:55,041 What are you, crazy? I've been here since 9:00. 173 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:57,750 So have I. Next! 174 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:01,583 WOMAN: Number 125. CLERK: Okay. 175 00:08:01,583 --> 00:08:03,417 You'll hear from us. Thanks. 176 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:05,041 Next! 177 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:27,375 You think there's a chance I could get unemployment before I get social security? 178 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:32,417 Have you previously collected benefits? 179 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:34,166 No. I've always had a job. 180 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:38,291 Can you operate any industrial machinery, farm equipment? 181 00:08:39,959 --> 00:08:43,583 Yeah. That was a required course in college. 182 00:08:43,583 --> 00:08:45,250 Theory of Plowing. 183 00:08:47,750 --> 00:08:50,000 I have all day, Bill. 184 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,750 Now, why don't you tell me what you'd be willing to do? 185 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:57,208 If you give me a check, I'd be willing to cash it. 186 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,417 Come here. Come here. 187 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:07,417 Now, this is your first time here, right? 188 00:09:08,792 --> 00:09:11,792 A man your age. It can't be easy. 189 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:14,125 You're humiliated. You're frustrated. 190 00:09:14,125 --> 00:09:16,875 I see it on 100 people's faces every day. 191 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,792 And whether you believe it or not, 192 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,417 I feel for each and every one of 'em. 193 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:26,291 Now you can either help me help you, 194 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:28,417 or you can be an asshole. 195 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,834 In which case I'm gonna make you stand there 196 00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:34,291 until you die and turn to dust. 197 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:39,291 So... 198 00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:41,333 Let's begin again. 199 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:46,291 Have you previously collected benefits? 200 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:50,917 No. 201 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:53,333 What would you be willing to do? 202 00:09:54,667 --> 00:09:56,333 Milk cows. 203 00:09:57,542 --> 00:09:59,375 Uh, shear sheep. 204 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:03,041 Pluck chickens. All right, Bill. 205 00:10:03,041 --> 00:10:06,333 A couple of weeks you'll hear from us. Next! 206 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:15,667 BILL: Smack it! Run! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 207 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:19,166 Aw! Oh! MAN: Bang, bang, bang. 208 00:10:19,166 --> 00:10:23,708 He can't run. Two million dollars a year, he runs like Bill Clinton. 209 00:10:23,708 --> 00:10:26,750 The eclipse, Dad. Mexico. 210 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,208 Come on, Emily. You don't wanna go down there. 211 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:32,041 It's 100 degrees. You get held up at the airport. 212 00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:34,417 You probably won't get off the toilet long enough to see it, anyway. 213 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:35,375 Dad! 214 00:10:36,542 --> 00:10:37,542 (BILL GROANS) 215 00:10:39,208 --> 00:10:42,625 Astronomy? Jesus, when are you gonna grow up? 216 00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:44,041 I am growin' up. 217 00:10:44,041 --> 00:10:46,041 You know it's what I wanna do. 218 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:48,208 Oh, there's the path to big bucks. 219 00:10:48,208 --> 00:10:52,417 Starin' out into space. Look! I discovered Venus. Pay me. 220 00:10:53,875 --> 00:10:56,875 Astrology, maybe you could make a few dollars, 221 00:10:56,875 --> 00:10:59,208 doin' people's horoscopes or somethin'. 222 00:10:59,208 --> 00:11:02,750 Why do you always have to be such a jerk about all this for? 223 00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,083 MAN: Frozen malts! Frozen malts! 224 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:06,583 Here's the frozen malt guy. You want a frozen malt? No. 225 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,041 Gimme two. Gimme two. 226 00:11:08,041 --> 00:11:11,083 Em. Wait a minute. Em, come on. 227 00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:14,500 I'm sure you'll find a very nice eclipse to see around here someday. 228 00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:15,834 Yeah, in the year 2047! 229 00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:17,917 You want your pennant? 230 00:11:17,917 --> 00:11:20,542 EMILY: No, I just want you to believe in me! 231 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:34,250 (PEOPLE SINGING) 232 00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:36,583 Hi, guys, how ya doin'? Okay. 233 00:11:41,583 --> 00:11:42,458 Next! 234 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,625 Hi, Beverly. 235 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:47,083 Bill. Good to see you. 236 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:49,750 How are the kids? Great. Everything's great. 237 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,417 Good. How's your daughter? 238 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:53,333 She hates my guts. 239 00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,417 Surprise, surprise. 240 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:58,959 You know, it's strange. I don't like you either. 241 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:01,333 Yet somehow, I'm gonna miss you. 242 00:12:02,792 --> 00:12:04,625 We found you a job. 243 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:06,583 There you go. 244 00:12:08,917 --> 00:12:10,625 What do you think? 245 00:12:11,667 --> 00:12:14,041 I can't do this. Sure you can. 246 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:18,291 No, no, no, no. I... Beverly. 247 00:12:18,291 --> 00:12:21,291 You got the wrong file. When have I ever been a teacher? 248 00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:25,291 Look, you got a master's degree. That means you can teach. 249 00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:29,917 No, it doesn't. No, it only means hypothetically that I could. 250 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,000 Come on, Bill. Now, it's a good job. 251 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:36,166 Six weeks. A decent salary. And you get to live there. 252 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:38,333 (STAMMERING) Beverly, I... I'll get my head blown off. 253 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:41,500 Do you know how many kids carry guns to school these days? 254 00:12:42,041 --> 00:12:44,250 In this case, all of 'em. 255 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:47,500 (CHUCKLES) I guess you didn't get to the "where" part. 256 00:12:49,083 --> 00:12:52,834 ♪ Must be the army that's turning me on 257 00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:55,625 ♪ Must be the army that's making me strong 258 00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:56,625 Yes, sir. 259 00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:59,667 Sir. Halt. 260 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,875 May I help you? BILL: Yeah. 261 00:13:02,875 --> 00:13:05,708 I need directions to the Army Education Center. 262 00:13:05,708 --> 00:13:08,000 AEC? That's building 2310. 263 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,041 Park your vehicle in the green zone, step inside, get a pass. 264 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:14,083 Listen, I'm runnin' a little late. Can't I drive somewhere? 265 00:13:14,083 --> 00:13:17,208 Yes, sir. You can drive to the green zone and get a pass. 266 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:19,208 Look, I'm not even in the army. I just have to meet... 267 00:13:19,208 --> 00:13:22,542 Park in the green zone, step inside, get a pass! 268 00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:26,417 Right. Green zone, inside, pass. 269 00:13:26,417 --> 00:13:29,917 You'd probably get along good with my ex-wife. 270 00:13:29,917 --> 00:13:33,208 ♪ I'm just a soldier, Sergeant Marching for you 271 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:36,458 DRILL SERGEANT: ♪ I will not quit until P.T. is through 272 00:13:36,458 --> 00:13:38,792 ALL: ♪ I will not quit until P.T... 273 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:41,041 Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm... 274 00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:44,375 I'm lookin' for the Army Education Center. 275 00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:47,291 Captain Tom Murdoch. 276 00:13:47,291 --> 00:13:50,708 Captain Murdoch's not at the AEC. Captain Murdoch's at the ARC. 277 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,375 ARC, AEC. 278 00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,083 You lookin' for Captain Murdoch? Yeah! 279 00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:57,875 The AEC is building 2310. 280 00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:00,959 You want building 4475. 4475. 281 00:14:00,959 --> 00:14:02,166 Look, here's what you do. 282 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:05,166 You go right here. Take another right at the P.X. 283 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:08,083 Go half a click till you see the DPTM Center. 284 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:10,583 P.M., P.X. Then take a left. 285 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,750 If you hit the RFPC, you've gone too far. 286 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,417 (SIGHS) 287 00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:20,417 DPTM. RFPC. 288 00:14:21,667 --> 00:14:23,417 Can I buy a vowel? 289 00:14:26,959 --> 00:14:29,291 (PHONE RINGING) 290 00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:31,750 Captain Murdoch's office. May I help you? 291 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,750 Oh, hi again, sir. 292 00:14:33,750 --> 00:14:34,750 Can you hold on for a minute? 293 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,667 Okay, Sergeant, these are ready to go. 294 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:37,667 Uh, sir. 295 00:14:39,792 --> 00:14:40,667 Bill Rago. 296 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:44,375 Sorry to keep you waiting like this. 297 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:47,166 Well, actually, I needed to catch up on world events. 298 00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:49,083 That Gulf War thing worked out for us, huh? 299 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,083 Sure did. Yeah. 300 00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,125 I'm Tom Murdoch. Welcome to Fort McClane. 301 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,208 Would you come with me, please? All right. 302 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,333 Give us a couple of minutes. 303 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:58,125 Sir, the extra housing units... 304 00:14:58,125 --> 00:15:00,125 I'm workin' on it. 305 00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,125 They keep shutting down these forts on us, 306 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:03,959 and we've picked up troops from every goddamn one. 307 00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:06,166 I got 15 buses coming in at 2100. 308 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,208 Fifteen! Bummer. 309 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:10,792 I've got that key somewhere. 310 00:15:10,792 --> 00:15:12,917 Ah, here it is. 311 00:15:12,917 --> 00:15:14,083 Would you come with me, please, Bill? 312 00:15:14,083 --> 00:15:16,458 You mean, go? Yeah, after you. 313 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,375 Ever been in the army? No. 314 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:22,333 Good. I'll show you around and explain your job to you. 315 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,708 The sergeant sent us a list of names. WOMAN: Next. 316 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:26,041 No go, they said. 317 00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,166 These are the ones who can't hack it. 318 00:15:27,166 --> 00:15:29,166 Hell, none of 'em wanted get the boot. Ow! 319 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:30,542 And they all volunteered, right? (GROANS) 320 00:15:30,542 --> 00:15:33,083 Come on, Bill. It don't hurt much. They all go through it. 321 00:15:33,083 --> 00:15:35,041 Now, where was I? 322 00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:36,333 Oh, yeah, that's when Colonel James stepped in. 323 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,250 He put out a call to find the kids 324 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:39,166 that could best be served by this kind of program. 325 00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,000 All right. Keep breathing. (PANTING) 326 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,708 This is sick. Bill? 327 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:44,208 You all right? 328 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,000 What are they gonna catch in Michigan? 329 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,500 (PANTING) Bill? Stay with me, okay? 330 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,667 The point is, their drill sergeants out there in the field 331 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:55,333 didn't have the time to explain everything a dozen times over to these guys. 332 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,291 As far as I'm concerned, they shouldn't have to. 333 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,166 But that's strictly between you and me, okay? 334 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,041 Okay. ALL: Hoo-ah, Drill Sergeant! 335 00:16:01,041 --> 00:16:02,208 SERGEANT: I can't hear you! 336 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,458 ALL: Hoo-ah, Drill Sergeant! 337 00:16:04,458 --> 00:16:07,375 MURDOCH: So the squeakers we're talkin' about are in your file. 338 00:16:07,375 --> 00:16:09,375 So why don't you just send the squeakers home? 339 00:16:09,375 --> 00:16:12,542 That's a darn good question. Ask the Colonel. 340 00:16:12,542 --> 00:16:15,083 He keeps insisting, if we can help 'em do push-ups, 341 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,041 we can give 'em a hand in the brain department. 342 00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,959 That's where you come in, Wild Bill. 343 00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:22,041 You're it for these guys. 344 00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:24,750 Last chance saloon. Sergeant Save-it. 345 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,542 Is it much further? 346 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,583 What's this? 347 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,458 Oh, isn't that a thing of beauty? 348 00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:33,375 That's our victory tower. Biggest one in the country. 349 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,583 We give 'em physical confidence. 350 00:16:35,583 --> 00:16:38,583 Doesn't do much good, though, if they got sawdust for brains. 351 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:42,000 Basically what we need you to do is to get 'em to think a little better on their feet. 352 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,125 That's all. 353 00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:44,750 (SCREAMING) Oops. 354 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:48,750 Must be one of yours, Bill. (LAUGHING) 355 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:51,583 BILL: So let me get this straight. 356 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,458 The Colonel selected these eight kids for his program... Right. 357 00:16:54,458 --> 00:16:57,583 ...and you want me to teach these guys how to comprehend? 358 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,250 Yes, sir. 359 00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,917 SERGEANT: Hard stroke left! RECRUITS: Kill! 360 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,125 Thrust! RECRUITS: Kill! 361 00:17:03,125 --> 00:17:04,750 Are they saying "kill"? 362 00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:07,166 You betcha. 363 00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,792 RECRUITS: Kill! Kill! SERGEANT: Thrust! 364 00:17:11,041 --> 00:17:12,250 BILL: Victory what? 365 00:17:12,250 --> 00:17:14,417 "Victory Starts Here." 366 00:17:14,417 --> 00:17:17,417 That's Fort McClane's motto. Novel. 367 00:17:17,417 --> 00:17:20,041 Here it is, Bill. Home sweet home. 368 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,750 (RECRUITS SINGING) 369 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,333 They never stop singing. 370 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,500 What about my car and all my stuff? 371 00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:31,291 Don't worry about a thing, Bill. It's all taken care of. 372 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,667 Would you like to do the honors? 373 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,291 Yeah. (SIGHS) 374 00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:38,291 I've died and gone to Gomer Pyle's house. 375 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,792 MURDOCH: He's a marine, Bill. 376 00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:45,792 What did I tell ya? 377 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,500 (DOOR CLOSES) Bill... 378 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,041 Your bedroom with a closet and latrine are right over here. 379 00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,625 BILL: Mmm, elegant. 380 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,542 Come on. Lots to see. 381 00:17:54,542 --> 00:17:57,000 And you were worried about your stuff. 382 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:00,458 All-purpose table. And... 383 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,708 You share this lovely kitchen with the people next door. 384 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:04,417 What? 385 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,166 It's a Scandinavian thing. 386 00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:08,166 Simplicity of design. Economy. 387 00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,500 Uh, the Swedes, I think. 388 00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:13,166 You ever wonder why so many of 'em blow their brains out? 389 00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:15,333 (CHUCKLES) I'm gonna use that one. 390 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,333 Well, I'll let you get washed up, Bill. 391 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:20,000 You got 40 minutes till your first class. 392 00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:24,708 Cheer up, will you? You're serving your country now. 393 00:18:26,125 --> 00:18:27,917 (DOOR CLOSES) 394 00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:28,875 (EXHALES) 395 00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:30,959 I'm honored. 396 00:18:33,041 --> 00:18:35,000 I won an advertising award. 397 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:37,834 What am I doin' here? 398 00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,792 (SIGHS) 399 00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,708 Maybe I could hock it. 400 00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:56,708 (RECRUITS CHANTING) 401 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,208 Hi. (CHUCKLES) 402 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:09,834 I'm Bill Rago. Uh, welcome to... 403 00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:14,208 The first class in basic comprehension. 404 00:19:14,208 --> 00:19:15,375 (EXHALES) 405 00:19:15,375 --> 00:19:17,875 I've never taught before... 406 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,041 And you've never thought before. (CHUCKLES) 407 00:19:21,041 --> 00:19:22,834 So good luck to all of us. 408 00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:24,917 (SIGHS) 409 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,041 Oh. 410 00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,917 (MUMBLES) What am I gonna do? 411 00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:45,083 MAN: Left! Left, right, left! RECRUITS: Warriors! 412 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:49,583 Left! Left! Left, right! Warriors! 413 00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:54,250 Left! Left! Left, right! One, two, Warriors! 414 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:58,083 Left! Left! Left, column right, march! 415 00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:05,291 Left! Left! Left, right, left. 416 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:09,083 Left! Left! Left, right, left. 417 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,834 Squad, halt! 418 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,125 (MARCHING STOPS) 419 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,792 Left, face! 420 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,291 Sir! First squad reporting for instructions, sir! 421 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,708 Sound off! 422 00:20:21,708 --> 00:20:25,458 Sir, Private Myers, 1024, sir! 423 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,250 Sir, Private Benitez, 7061, sir! 424 00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:29,333 Sir, Private Haywood, 389... 425 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:31,458 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 426 00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:33,959 (CHUCKLES) Lighten up. Uh, 427 00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:37,458 you guys don't have to do this. This is just a class. 428 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:40,000 We're not invading Angola here. (CHUCKLES) 429 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Uh... 430 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,959 Um... 431 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,291 Sir, permission to speak, sir. 432 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:46,542 Yeah, sure, speak. 433 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,959 Sir, what should we call you, sir? 434 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:52,000 Bill. 435 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:54,542 (CLEARS THROAT) 436 00:20:54,542 --> 00:20:58,542 Uh, sir! I think the private means your rank, sir! 437 00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,458 Well, I don't have one. I'm a civilian. 438 00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:02,000 Oh, man. What? 439 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,875 You got to be kidding me. They let a civilian in here? I don't believe this. 440 00:21:04,875 --> 00:21:07,500 To teach the Double-Ds? Who do you think they gonna get, Colin Powell? 441 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:10,417 SQUAD LEADER: Squad, sit. I ain't no Double-D, homeboy. 442 00:21:10,417 --> 00:21:11,875 You speak for your damn self. 443 00:21:11,875 --> 00:21:13,875 So, wait, hold up. You in here by accident? You somebody special? 444 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:17,500 I don't think so. Sit your dumb Double-D ass down, Haywood. 445 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,333 Screw you, you ass-wipe. 446 00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,333 Screw you! (ALL ARGUING) 447 00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:21,625 Sit down. 448 00:21:21,625 --> 00:21:23,708 You wanna sit me down or you want me to sit you down? 449 00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:27,583 Haywood! Haywood! Hey, stop it! Stop it! 450 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:31,333 Whoa, whoa. Guys, guys. Haywood, sit down. 451 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:33,708 Yo, yo. Sit down. Sit down. 452 00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:36,375 That's Shaolin, see? Why don't you do something? 453 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:37,542 What do you want me to do? 454 00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:40,083 Haywood, sit down. Whoo! 455 00:21:40,083 --> 00:21:42,083 Hey! Hello? Hello! 456 00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:43,083 (ALL ARGUING) 457 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:45,208 (WHISTLING) 458 00:21:46,583 --> 00:21:48,542 What the hell's goin' on here? 459 00:21:48,542 --> 00:21:50,667 That dumb-ass hillbilly talkin' that bullshit. 460 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:53,208 Look at your dumb ass. Haywood, please! 461 00:21:54,583 --> 00:21:57,333 Look, you don't wanna be here and I don't wanna be here. 462 00:21:57,333 --> 00:21:59,458 (ALL EXCLAIM) You got that right. 463 00:21:59,458 --> 00:22:02,083 So let's just make the best of this, okay? 464 00:22:03,208 --> 00:22:05,166 God! Squeakers. 465 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,041 And what's a Double-D? 466 00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,417 The whole fort calls us Double-Ds. 467 00:22:10,417 --> 00:22:12,417 Yeah! Dumb as Dog-shit. 468 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:14,875 (BOTH BARKING) 469 00:22:16,458 --> 00:22:18,250 (HOWLING) 470 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:23,500 All right, I'm supposed to take attendance now. So, uh, 471 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,708 help me out, all right? 472 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:26,208 (WHISPERS) I'll help you out. 473 00:22:31,291 --> 00:22:32,458 Benitez, Donald. 474 00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:35,417 Yup, yup. That's me. Present. 475 00:22:35,417 --> 00:22:37,458 New York City, New York. 476 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,542 (SCOFFS) Who would have guessed? 477 00:22:39,542 --> 00:22:42,250 You're killin' me, Haywood. You're killin' me. 478 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,417 HAYWOOD: I just might. 479 00:22:43,417 --> 00:22:45,375 Haywood, uh... Here we go. 480 00:22:45,375 --> 00:22:46,250 Tommy Lee. 481 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:52,708 Present, sir. Tommy Lee Haywood. Willacoochee, Georgia. 482 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,417 Is that as small as it sounds? 483 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:55,458 No, sir. 484 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,959 Sooey! Small? This boy grew up in a cave. 485 00:22:58,959 --> 00:23:01,625 His mother come downstairs every morning, talking about... 486 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:04,000 (STOMPING) "Tommy Lee! "It's time for breakfast. 487 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,792 "Run on out there and scrape us up a squirrel. 488 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:08,291 "We're gonna have us a roadkill omelet." 489 00:23:08,291 --> 00:23:09,959 Ah, back at ya. 490 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,959 BILL: Hobbs, Roosevelt. 491 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,250 Uh, it says here you're from Detroit? Mmm-hmm. 492 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,542 What part? 493 00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:22,291 The part you drive through doin' 85. 494 00:23:22,542 --> 00:23:24,125 Been there. 495 00:23:24,333 --> 00:23:25,625 Mmm-hmm. 496 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:27,333 Is anybody else from Detroit? 497 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,166 Hoo-ah. MYERS: Yeah. 498 00:23:30,458 --> 00:23:32,792 Miranda Myers, it says Cleveland here. 499 00:23:32,792 --> 00:23:35,333 Yeah, I lived there, too. I lived in Pittsburgh, 500 00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,500 St. Louis, Miami, LA. 501 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,500 Hmm. Seattle. 502 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,166 Any particular reason? 503 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,000 My mother liked to drive. 504 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,166 Sounds like she liked that back seat kinda ride, too. 505 00:23:45,417 --> 00:23:46,708 Excuse me. 506 00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:49,417 BILL: All right, all right. Ow! Yo! 507 00:23:49,417 --> 00:23:51,000 Now, you deserved that. True. 508 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,417 She hit harder than you, Haywood. HAYWOOD: Very funny. 509 00:23:53,417 --> 00:23:55,166 Leroy Jackson. 510 00:23:56,333 --> 00:23:57,667 Yes, sir. 511 00:23:57,667 --> 00:24:00,208 Um, but that's Jackson Leroy, sir. 512 00:24:00,208 --> 00:24:01,291 Oh, sorry. 513 00:24:01,959 --> 00:24:04,667 It says here you play football. 514 00:24:04,667 --> 00:24:07,291 Yes, sir. Well, I... I did for a while. 515 00:24:07,291 --> 00:24:08,166 All-state. 516 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,834 Yeah. Um... Yeah. 517 00:24:10,834 --> 00:24:15,542 This boy was all-planet. I seen him one time pick off a pass and go 90 yards 518 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:17,000 through the other team like, bang! 519 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,834 Left 'em all on the field. Dead. This boy got skill! 520 00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,708 Gimme some love, kid. Give it to me. 521 00:24:21,708 --> 00:24:23,917 Two times. Go ahead, sit on down, Heisman boy. 522 00:24:23,917 --> 00:24:26,041 You should have won the Heisman. 523 00:24:26,417 --> 00:24:27,375 What? Uh... 524 00:24:28,792 --> 00:24:32,708 Brian Davis, Jr., sir. Grand Forks, North Dakota. 525 00:24:32,708 --> 00:24:34,708 Hey, Bill, ask him about his daddy. Yeah. 526 00:24:34,708 --> 00:24:35,625 BENITEZ: Go ahead, ask him. Shut up, Benitez! 527 00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:36,792 BENITEZ: You shut up. 528 00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:39,708 "My daddy was the bravest and neatest soldier..." 529 00:24:39,708 --> 00:24:42,250 Hey. Everybody, shut up. "...in the whole wide world." 530 00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,208 God! 531 00:24:46,208 --> 00:24:49,375 Um, Melvin, Mel. Charlotte, North Carolina. 532 00:24:50,375 --> 00:24:52,208 Melvin Melvin? 533 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,375 (SNORING) 534 00:24:54,458 --> 00:24:56,375 Is he up? MYERS: Mmm-mmm. 535 00:24:56,375 --> 00:24:57,583 (WHISPERS) Mel. 536 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,542 He does this sometimes, Bill. Mel. 537 00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:01,166 Hey, Bill, 538 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:05,417 he was at the BRM yesterday in the hole with his rifle, just like this. 539 00:25:05,417 --> 00:25:06,583 (MIMICS SNORING) 540 00:25:06,583 --> 00:25:07,750 And you're... 541 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,083 Me? (CLEARS THROAT) 542 00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:12,959 Montgomery, Jamaal, from Detroit, Michigan. 543 00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:16,750 Uh, Jamaal, you mind letting these people speak for themselves? 544 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:19,083 How he gonna speak? That boy droolin' down his chest. 545 00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:22,208 Well, none of the others are. You got a wise comment for everybody. 546 00:25:22,208 --> 00:25:24,917 Hey, but, Bill, what's the matter? I'm tryin' to help you, man. 547 00:25:24,917 --> 00:25:26,750 I'm your assistant. What's what? 548 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:28,417 Yeah, well, you're succeeding in bein' an asshole. 549 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:31,375 Aw, thank you! 550 00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:32,417 Hey, he can't do that. 551 00:25:32,417 --> 00:25:33,542 Hey, you can't do that. You can't do that. 552 00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:35,875 You cannot do that. It says in the rule book... 553 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:37,583 Thank you. Just shut up! 554 00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,083 No soldier shall be singled out 555 00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:42,125 for excessive abusive mistreatment of any kind! That's regulation. 556 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,792 Leroy, I want a new teacher. He can't do that. Shut up. 557 00:25:44,792 --> 00:25:46,500 Shut up? Shut up. 558 00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:48,708 BILL: All right, all right. 559 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:52,125 (SIGHS) So much for attendance. 560 00:25:54,792 --> 00:25:57,250 So, Mr. Rago, what are you gonna teach us? 561 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,959 That's a good question. Anybody got any ideas? 562 00:26:02,959 --> 00:26:05,458 How 'bout teachin' somebody to get a job? 563 00:26:07,458 --> 00:26:09,125 Uh... (SIGHS) 564 00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:11,834 All right. 565 00:26:11,834 --> 00:26:14,708 Uh, we'll begin with language skills. 566 00:26:14,708 --> 00:26:18,000 Everybody will read something. What? 567 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,792 Not for nothin'. I mean, I don't see any books. 568 00:26:20,792 --> 00:26:22,458 Maybe you do, but I don't see 'em. 569 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,458 You know what I'm sayin'? 570 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:25,166 All right. 571 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,333 Then we'll all write something. 572 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,333 Uh, would you hand these out for me? 573 00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:34,208 BENITEZ: Hoo-ah! 574 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:35,917 Here you go. Thanks. 575 00:26:35,917 --> 00:26:39,750 Um, start now and have these ready for the next class. 576 00:26:39,750 --> 00:26:44,166 Uh, write about... Why you're here. 577 00:26:44,834 --> 00:26:47,000 This is where they told us to come. 578 00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:50,834 No. I... I mean, the magical twist of fate that prompted you 579 00:26:50,834 --> 00:26:54,500 to gravitate toward this institute of imbeciles. 580 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,500 What? 581 00:26:58,667 --> 00:27:00,875 Write why you joined the army. 582 00:27:00,875 --> 00:27:03,834 Why I joined the army. (CHUCKLES) 583 00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:06,333 I joined to be with you, Billy boy. 584 00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:12,208 Do you want us to, like, write that at the top, sir? 585 00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:16,375 "Why I joined the army"? 586 00:27:19,375 --> 00:27:20,500 (SIGHS) 587 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:23,834 (BUGLE PLAYING) 588 00:27:23,834 --> 00:27:25,542 (GROANS) 589 00:27:25,542 --> 00:27:27,375 (TROOPS SHOUTING) 590 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,542 (BANGS TABLE) (GROANING) 591 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:38,500 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 592 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:49,083 What the heck's goin' on here? 593 00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:52,583 What the heck is goin' on at 4:30 in the morning? 594 00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,291 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 595 00:27:55,792 --> 00:27:57,583 I hate this place! 596 00:27:58,625 --> 00:28:01,250 A bunch of banshees! What? 597 00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:04,125 You have to do this here, on my lawn? 598 00:28:04,125 --> 00:28:07,750 Can't you take it six blocks down the road? 599 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,250 What are you doin' here? 600 00:28:09,250 --> 00:28:12,750 Oh, that's it. I can't stand this job. I'm out of here. 601 00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,959 Platoon, attention! 602 00:28:14,959 --> 00:28:17,917 ALL: More P.T., Drill Sergeant! More P.T.! 603 00:28:17,917 --> 00:28:20,000 We like it! We love it! We want more of it! 604 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,917 Make it hurt, Drill Sergeant! Make it hurt! Whoo! 605 00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:24,917 BILL: Find me something. I'll do it for free. 606 00:28:24,917 --> 00:28:26,417 If they like it, they can pay me. 607 00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:30,792 I'll work nights. Nobody sleeps around here, anyway. 608 00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:33,166 No, no, no, you're not listening to me, Jack. 609 00:28:33,166 --> 00:28:36,834 You're not listening. Screw my pride! I'll take anything! 610 00:28:36,834 --> 00:28:39,500 I... I'll write papers for your children! 611 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,667 Do you hear this? 612 00:28:40,667 --> 00:28:41,625 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 613 00:28:44,875 --> 00:28:46,834 It's the sound of hell. 614 00:28:46,834 --> 00:28:51,333 ALL: Seven! Eight! Nine! 615 00:28:52,834 --> 00:28:55,458 Ten! Eleven! 616 00:28:55,959 --> 00:28:58,291 (TROOPS SHOUTING) 617 00:28:59,792 --> 00:29:01,583 Go, Navy! 618 00:29:02,667 --> 00:29:04,291 (GRUNTS) 619 00:29:04,792 --> 00:29:06,583 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 620 00:29:08,959 --> 00:29:10,834 Eat your beans, Haywood. 621 00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:13,041 That's good brain food. 622 00:29:13,041 --> 00:29:15,375 (CHUCKLES) Oh, why bother? 623 00:29:15,375 --> 00:29:17,166 No, no, no. Pay him no mind, Tommy Lee. Okay? 624 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:20,667 Right. You took it all, now eat it all! 625 00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:22,375 Eat, eat, eat, eat. 626 00:29:22,875 --> 00:29:24,500 You got more than me. 627 00:29:25,834 --> 00:29:27,667 I could kick his ass. 628 00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:28,875 I could kick his ass. 629 00:29:28,875 --> 00:29:30,625 I could definitely kick his ass. 630 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,500 Double-Ds. Dumb as Dog-shit. 631 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,667 (GIRLS LAUGHING) 632 00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:36,834 Dumb, huh? 633 00:29:36,834 --> 00:29:38,458 Well, let me tell you somethin'. 634 00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:41,792 I'd rather be a Double-D than a swinger from the ugly tree, you fat pig. 635 00:29:41,792 --> 00:29:43,667 GIRLS: Ooh! (LAUGHTER) 636 00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,542 You're bad. 637 00:29:50,708 --> 00:29:52,500 Nice goin', Myers. 638 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,708 "Swingin' from the ugly tree"? (LAUGHS) 639 00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:57,250 Damn. 640 00:29:57,250 --> 00:30:00,250 DRILL SERGEANT: Anything left on your plate, we'll do extra push-ups! 641 00:30:00,250 --> 00:30:03,542 You know, Mel, cling peaches were my daddy's favorite. 642 00:30:04,250 --> 00:30:06,000 Give me a break, will ya, Junior? 643 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,375 My daddy this, my daddy that. 644 00:30:07,375 --> 00:30:09,834 How many freakin' times do we have to hear about your daddy? 645 00:30:09,834 --> 00:30:10,708 Eat! 646 00:30:11,041 --> 00:30:14,375 Eat! Eat! Eat! Eat! 647 00:30:15,041 --> 00:30:17,542 We eat now, we taste it later! 648 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:20,875 Where did all this freakin' food come from? 649 00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:22,583 (ALL LAUGHING) Eat! Eat it! 650 00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:24,917 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 651 00:30:24,917 --> 00:30:26,708 All right. Who wants to start? 652 00:30:30,875 --> 00:30:32,708 Nobody? (SNORTS) 653 00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,417 I thought this was the volunteer army. 654 00:30:37,083 --> 00:30:39,083 You tryin' to diss us? You can't do that. 655 00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:40,708 Leroy, tell him he can't do that. 656 00:30:40,708 --> 00:30:42,083 No, shut up, asshole. 657 00:30:42,083 --> 00:30:43,917 Nah, man, he's dissin' you. 658 00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:45,875 Why you startin' with me, Inbred Jed? 659 00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:47,417 Sit over there and shut up. 660 00:30:47,417 --> 00:30:52,708 Montgomery, you finished? Is that the end of the intelligent repartee? 661 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:54,708 All right. 662 00:30:55,917 --> 00:30:57,750 Why don't we begin with Haywood? 663 00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,041 (CHUCKLES) 664 00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:01,041 How come I got to go first? 665 00:31:01,041 --> 00:31:03,417 Because you're from Wallahoochee, Georgia. 666 00:31:03,417 --> 00:31:06,458 MONTGOMERY: Get up there, boy. Willacoochee, Bill. 667 00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,583 Willacoochee. 668 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:11,625 (EXHALES) 669 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:17,333 "There's these woods behind our trailer park. 670 00:31:17,333 --> 00:31:20,125 "This old guy lives in the woods there, 671 00:31:20,125 --> 00:31:22,625 "and everybody in town swore he was crazy. 672 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:24,792 "He showed me how to hunt..." 673 00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:26,166 (YAWNING) 674 00:31:26,166 --> 00:31:29,625 "...how to be real quiet, how to listen. 675 00:31:30,667 --> 00:31:34,333 "He said he had seen everything in the world there was to see. 676 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:37,333 "And that's why he ain't never wanted to leave those woods. 677 00:31:37,333 --> 00:31:39,667 "Well, me and my daddy got laid off at the paper mill. 678 00:31:40,291 --> 00:31:42,041 "Whilst I spent about five months 679 00:31:42,041 --> 00:31:44,166 "watchin' TV with my brothers, 680 00:31:44,166 --> 00:31:46,667 "I kept thinkin' of what the old man said. 681 00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:50,333 "Finally, I decided that I did wanna see more of the world, 682 00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:53,000 "than what was behind that trailer park, 683 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,458 "so I joined up." 684 00:31:57,375 --> 00:32:00,375 "I liked living with my Aunt Mavis in Chicago the best. 685 00:32:00,375 --> 00:32:04,000 "But last summer, my mother Ruthie came back 686 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,375 "and we drove to Atlanta. 687 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:07,208 "She said we don't have to stay long, 688 00:32:07,208 --> 00:32:10,166 "but then she met a man and take off. 689 00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:12,291 "I waited around for a while for her to come back, 690 00:32:12,291 --> 00:32:15,208 "but everybody keeps sayin', 'Just go on home.' 691 00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:16,834 "I don't know where that is. 692 00:32:18,834 --> 00:32:20,250 "So I take the bus to Cleveland 693 00:32:20,250 --> 00:32:23,083 "and spend two days staring at the poster behind the driver 694 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:25,500 "that said, 'Be All You Can Be.' 695 00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:28,333 "So I think about that for a week 696 00:32:28,333 --> 00:32:31,834 "and then I think, 'I gotta be somewhere,' 697 00:32:32,834 --> 00:32:33,708 "so here I am." 698 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:38,792 "In my crib, there ain't never been a time when we eat, 699 00:32:38,792 --> 00:32:40,333 "or sleep, or nothin'. 700 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:43,250 "You know, everybody just runs around crazy. 701 00:32:43,250 --> 00:32:44,875 "Half the time, I don't even know who they are." 702 00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:47,959 (SCOFFS) 703 00:32:47,959 --> 00:32:50,375 "I must be the only person in the world to join the army 704 00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:52,875 "so he'd know exactly what time he was eatin' lunch." 705 00:32:56,041 --> 00:32:58,542 I wanted to learn a new trade. 706 00:32:59,917 --> 00:33:02,041 Sergeant Cass. Afternoon, sir. 707 00:33:02,041 --> 00:33:03,542 BILL: Brian Davis, Jr. 708 00:33:04,041 --> 00:33:05,708 Sir, yes, sir. 709 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:08,083 (CLEARS THROAT) 710 00:33:08,083 --> 00:33:11,708 "Why I Joined the Army, by Private Brian Davis, Jr. 711 00:33:13,542 --> 00:33:17,208 "I wanted to be in the army for as long as I can remember. 712 00:33:17,208 --> 00:33:19,333 "I never really knew my dad, 713 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,750 "'cause he died in Vietnam when I was a baby. 714 00:33:24,083 --> 00:33:26,583 "His name was Brian, too. 715 00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:30,750 "My whole life my mama showed me pictures of him, 716 00:33:30,750 --> 00:33:34,291 "and read me his letters, and told me how he was a hero." 717 00:33:34,291 --> 00:33:36,750 Bullshit, man. He wasn't no hero. 718 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:37,959 He was so! 719 00:33:37,959 --> 00:33:39,083 How you gonna prove that, huh? You got no proof. 720 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,291 DAVIS: I don't need any proof! Hey, hey, hey. 721 00:33:40,291 --> 00:33:43,125 Get it through your thick skull. Your daddy was no hero. 722 00:33:43,125 --> 00:33:44,250 MONTGOMERY: Read my lips, Davis. 723 00:33:44,250 --> 00:33:45,375 MYERS: Why don't you all shut up! 724 00:33:45,375 --> 00:33:46,834 He's selling you a dream. DAVIS: No, I'm not! 725 00:33:46,834 --> 00:33:47,875 Would you knock it off and let him finish? DAVIS: My mom told me! 726 00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:50,083 BILL: Can't you leave him the hell alone? 727 00:33:50,083 --> 00:33:51,291 BENITEZ: Your mommy made it up. 728 00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:52,875 HAYWOOD: Cut it out, Benitez! 729 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:54,792 Go ahead. 730 00:33:56,250 --> 00:33:58,750 "She told me about how he was a hero 731 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,917 "who died for his country. 732 00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:05,667 "I think that if my daddy was alive today, 733 00:34:07,417 --> 00:34:10,667 "he would want me to be in the army, too, 734 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:18,792 (CRYING) "so I could learn to be brave." 735 00:34:19,959 --> 00:34:20,959 I'm sorry. 736 00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:26,834 That's okay. It's all right. Take it easy. 737 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:32,625 (CLEARS THROAT) So, um, 738 00:34:32,625 --> 00:34:35,291 "I guess the real reason I... I joined the army 739 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:38,291 "was to get a better education 740 00:34:38,291 --> 00:34:40,875 "so I could get a better job." 741 00:34:40,875 --> 00:34:42,625 And that's why. 742 00:34:44,959 --> 00:34:46,166 "When I was a kid, 743 00:34:46,166 --> 00:34:49,875 "I used to love summers, 'cause there was no school." 744 00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:51,291 (ALL LAUGH) 745 00:34:51,291 --> 00:34:53,667 "I had to babysit my kid sister, but I didn't mind too much. 746 00:34:53,667 --> 00:34:56,166 "I mean, we'd fight a lot, but, you know, mostly we just... 747 00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:58,542 "We just used to kid around. 748 00:34:58,542 --> 00:35:02,667 "She wanted to be a dancer. She was pretty good, too. 749 00:35:03,333 --> 00:35:04,458 "One day, a couple of summers ago, 750 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:07,667 "I sent her up to the store to buy some milk. 751 00:35:07,667 --> 00:35:10,041 "Now, the bullet was meant for the dude comin' out of the store, 752 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,000 "but killed her just the same. 753 00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:13,667 "She was only 13. 754 00:35:15,917 --> 00:35:20,500 "I still miss her a lot, but I always miss her more in the summer. 755 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,458 "After that I decided that being part of a gang 756 00:35:22,458 --> 00:35:24,333 "didn't seem like such a good idea. 757 00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:26,000 "So I joined this gang." 758 00:35:32,166 --> 00:35:33,750 That good enough, Mr. Rago? 759 00:35:36,208 --> 00:35:37,750 Yeah. 760 00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:40,542 MAN: How you doin', sir? Let's have a coin check. 761 00:35:40,542 --> 00:35:44,375 BILL: Can I have a Dewar's, please, with seven Aspirin back? 762 00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:47,041 Oh. Seven Aspirin? You okay? 763 00:35:48,208 --> 00:35:50,375 Yeah. Oh, Jesus. 764 00:35:50,375 --> 00:35:52,417 I mean, some of the stories that these kids have. 765 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,417 I can't... I can't believe it. 766 00:35:54,417 --> 00:35:57,041 (SIGHS) It's really somethin', huh? 767 00:35:57,041 --> 00:35:58,875 Everybody's got a story. 768 00:35:59,417 --> 00:36:01,166 You wanna hear my story, Bill? 769 00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:03,083 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 770 00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:05,041 Not now, Tom. Some other time. 771 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:07,917 Well, you know what I think? 772 00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:10,792 What's that, Tom? 773 00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:14,750 I think the whole educational system is in deep trouble. 774 00:36:16,458 --> 00:36:18,583 You see, after their families let 'em down, 775 00:36:18,583 --> 00:36:20,417 they go to what's left of their schools. 776 00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:21,417 The teachers are underpaid. 777 00:36:21,417 --> 00:36:24,375 They're scared, so they stop teaching. 778 00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:25,750 But that doesn't stop 'em from handing out 779 00:36:25,750 --> 00:36:27,917 high school diplomas like they were toilet paper. 780 00:36:28,417 --> 00:36:30,083 So that means we gotta take 'em. 781 00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,917 Country better shape up soon, though. 782 00:36:36,417 --> 00:36:38,959 We're going to hell in a handcart. 783 00:36:40,375 --> 00:36:42,083 But that's strictly between you and me, right? 784 00:36:43,917 --> 00:36:45,083 Yeah. 785 00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:46,250 (KNOCKING BAR) 786 00:36:46,250 --> 00:36:48,083 Could I have my Aspirin, please? 787 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:48,959 Sir. 788 00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:54,959 DRILL SERGEANT: Swing up and stand on... No! Stand on the log! 789 00:36:55,333 --> 00:36:56,708 You ready to quit? No! 790 00:36:56,708 --> 00:36:58,417 You ready to quit? No, you aren't. No. No, Drill Sergeant! 791 00:36:58,417 --> 00:36:59,625 All right. Get the hell back up there! 792 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:02,375 Come on, this is not that complicated. 793 00:37:02,375 --> 00:37:04,458 Forty-one, Drill Sergeant! 794 00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:05,792 No, Private, it's not 41. (LAUGHS) 795 00:37:05,792 --> 00:37:08,500 You're reading the wrong numbers. Read the red numbers. 796 00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:11,000 One, two, three! (GROANS) 797 00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:14,291 You've got to be kiddin' me. No, Drill Sergeant! 798 00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:15,500 Three weeks, motor mouth. 799 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,834 Three weeks, you have yet to show me a real push-up. 800 00:37:17,834 --> 00:37:20,583 All right, Drill Sergeant. I expect to get this one pretty good. 801 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,792 They've all got to be good! All of them! (GROANS) 802 00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:26,291 Two fingers. That's what it's supposed to be, two fingers. 803 00:37:26,291 --> 00:37:28,125 Understand that, Private Myers? 804 00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:30,500 Yes, Drill Sergeant. 805 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,834 DRILL SERGEANT: Keep movin', Benitez. All the way to the end. 806 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,500 Don't stop there! Don't... Come on! Get back to the line! 807 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:38,333 Go back to the start of the line! Hurry up! 808 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:40,041 You're gonna make it, Benitez. 809 00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:48,000 All right, time's up. 810 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:52,125 Who wants to talk about what they read? 811 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,166 Benitez, come on up here. 812 00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:56,834 All right. 813 00:38:00,542 --> 00:38:03,291 What are you readin'? Archie comic. 814 00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:04,542 Okay. 815 00:38:04,542 --> 00:38:06,542 I mean, what's up with Jughead? Archie's got Betty. 816 00:38:06,542 --> 00:38:08,667 And you got Reggie with Veronica. 817 00:38:08,667 --> 00:38:10,625 I mean, what's up with Jughead? He got nobody. 818 00:38:10,625 --> 00:38:12,542 That's no excuse, 'cause he's ugly. 819 00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:15,208 I mean, in my neighborhood, it didn't matter how ugly you were, 820 00:38:15,208 --> 00:38:16,708 you always had a girl. 821 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,208 I don't know what's the matter with this guy. 822 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:20,417 And another thing, you guys, maybe you could help me out with this. 823 00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:22,375 Mr. Rago, hold on a sec. 824 00:38:22,375 --> 00:38:24,708 (GROANS) Uh, here it is. 825 00:38:24,708 --> 00:38:26,667 "Come on, Archie, let's go to the Malt Shop-ee." 826 00:38:26,667 --> 00:38:27,875 What the hell's a Malt Shop-ee? 827 00:38:27,875 --> 00:38:29,625 They're always talking about... MONTGOMERY: Benitez. 828 00:38:29,625 --> 00:38:30,875 What's a Malt Shop-ee? You guys know? 829 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:34,250 Come here. Bring your stupid ass over here. Come here. 830 00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:35,417 What's the matter with you? 831 00:38:35,417 --> 00:38:36,708 What do you mean? 832 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:39,375 What are you doin' readin' a comic book? 833 00:38:39,375 --> 00:38:40,708 He said we could bring anything we wanted. 834 00:38:40,708 --> 00:38:42,375 I brought a comic book. I like comic books. 835 00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:44,083 All right. Knock it off. 836 00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:46,417 You're here for education, not to read comic books. You're embarrassing me, boy. 837 00:38:46,417 --> 00:38:47,708 Jesus! That's stupid. 838 00:38:47,708 --> 00:38:49,750 You could've got something else at the P.X. 839 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:52,375 Yeah, like Batman or Superman... True that, man. 840 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,875 Come on, shut up! ...or Spider-Man. 841 00:38:54,583 --> 00:38:56,458 (SIGHS) Oh, God. BENITEZ: They scare me. 842 00:38:56,458 --> 00:38:59,583 (MONTGOMERY LAUGHS) Bunch of hyenas. 843 00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:01,250 What's the book you got, Mr. Rago? 844 00:39:02,291 --> 00:39:04,041 This? Yeah. 845 00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:05,750 This is called Hamlet. 846 00:39:05,750 --> 00:39:08,625 Hamlet. Yo, that's about a little-bitty pig, right? 847 00:39:08,625 --> 00:39:11,458 No, it ain't about a little-bitty pig. 848 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:13,083 What's it about, Billy boy? 849 00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:16,417 It's about 850 00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:21,125 sex, murder, incest, insanity. 851 00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:22,417 Ooh! 852 00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:24,500 Shoot. Beats the hell out of this garbage I'm readin'. 853 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:26,083 (CLICKS TONGUE) Guns. 854 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:27,375 Sure does. 855 00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:30,417 Pretty much beats the heck out of any book ever written. 856 00:39:30,417 --> 00:39:31,417 All right, Leroy. LEROY: Yeah? 857 00:39:31,417 --> 00:39:32,583 What are you readin'? 858 00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:35,834 Uh, Sports Illustrated. "Faces in the Crowd" section. 859 00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:38,291 You know, why don't you tell us more about your book? 860 00:39:38,291 --> 00:39:39,500 Sounds more interesting. 861 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,625 BENITEZ: Yeah, who wrote it? 862 00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:43,792 Well, it was written by William Shakespeare. 863 00:39:43,792 --> 00:39:45,834 You guys ever hear of Shakespeare? 864 00:39:45,834 --> 00:39:48,625 Yeah, I heard of him. That guy's in Central Park every summer. 865 00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:50,667 Damn. The dude must've got mugged a lot. 866 00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:53,625 He's been dead for almost 400 years. 867 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,792 You see that? They killed him. Yeah. 868 00:39:54,792 --> 00:39:57,458 They killed him. New Yorkers. Yeah. 869 00:39:57,458 --> 00:39:59,166 He wrote plays. 870 00:40:01,417 --> 00:40:02,792 Plays. 871 00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:05,291 You know, like TV without the box. 872 00:40:06,333 --> 00:40:08,458 Mmm. Ah. 873 00:40:08,458 --> 00:40:12,166 They didn't have any TVs back then, or movies. 874 00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:14,792 Or that many books, even. 875 00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:17,750 So everybody went to the theater. Everybody. 876 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:21,166 Kings, queens, right down to the working stiffs. 877 00:40:21,875 --> 00:40:23,542 Hey, so, why don't you read us some of that? 878 00:40:23,542 --> 00:40:25,500 Skip to the page with some incest 879 00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:27,166 so we can make Haywood feel at home. 880 00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:30,166 MONTGOMERY: Sooey! (LAUGHTER) 881 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:33,041 No, you... You guys don't want to hear about Hamlet. 882 00:40:33,041 --> 00:40:36,667 What? What? What? I guess we're not smart enough, huh? 883 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,708 No, no, no, no, no. It's just very... 884 00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:40,375 I don't know, it's... MONTGOMERY: Here we go. 885 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:42,291 What, what? It's just what? 886 00:40:42,291 --> 00:40:43,542 It's complicated. 887 00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:46,333 So? We're here. We're listenin'. 888 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:50,166 (CLEARS THROAT) 889 00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:56,041 Sit down. 890 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,208 Okay, okay. 891 00:41:02,917 --> 00:41:05,375 All right, here's the deal. Um... 892 00:41:08,542 --> 00:41:10,208 Hamlet is, uh... 893 00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:15,041 Uh, he's a prince. 894 00:41:15,375 --> 00:41:17,750 All right? And, uh... 895 00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:20,875 And he's away at college. MONTGOMERY: Ah, rich kid. 896 00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:23,917 Right? And he... He gets word that his father died. 897 00:41:23,917 --> 00:41:26,875 Oh, no, Davis, please, don't start cryin', please. 898 00:41:26,875 --> 00:41:29,250 Leave me alone, Benitez! (CHUCKLING) 899 00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:30,000 Forget about it. 900 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,250 Benitez, shut up, all right? 901 00:41:33,208 --> 00:41:34,208 Chill. 902 00:41:34,417 --> 00:41:36,083 Go ahead. 903 00:41:37,041 --> 00:41:41,708 All right, so he comes home from college for the funeral. 904 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:45,750 And when he gets back, everything's fishy. All right? 905 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:47,750 I mean, you ever hear of the term, 906 00:41:47,750 --> 00:41:50,875 "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark?" 907 00:41:50,875 --> 00:41:54,250 No, but in Apartment 3C, my building, Ms. Leary, 908 00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:57,583 every Thursday, she always cooks the corned beef and cabbage. 909 00:41:57,583 --> 00:41:58,917 Mmm-hmm. I tell you, 910 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:02,750 something sure does smell rotten in the state of New York. 911 00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:04,750 All right. It's the same kind of thing. Oh, man. 912 00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:06,625 That was dumb. That was real dumb. 913 00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:07,959 Leave him alone, man. 914 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:11,625 All right. So, anyway, he gets back and he's in mourning. 915 00:42:11,625 --> 00:42:14,625 And less than a month goes by, 916 00:42:14,625 --> 00:42:17,375 and his mother gets remarried. 917 00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:19,333 Damn. 918 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:20,458 To his uncle. 919 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:21,667 What? Uncle? 920 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:24,083 That's the incest part, okay? 921 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:26,959 So now, Hamlet spends the rest of the play trying to decide 922 00:42:26,959 --> 00:42:31,625 whether he's got the guts to go after his uncle, the king, 923 00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:32,959 and avenge his father's death, 924 00:42:32,959 --> 00:42:36,667 or if he wants to just go with the flow 925 00:42:36,667 --> 00:42:38,291 and do what his mother is tellin' him to do. 926 00:42:38,291 --> 00:42:41,000 Oh, no. Don't go out like that, Hamlet. Uh-uh. 927 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,333 So, well, where I am in the play... (CLEARS THROAT) 928 00:42:45,959 --> 00:42:47,834 He's with his mother and the king, 929 00:42:47,834 --> 00:42:50,417 and she's trying to cheer him up. 930 00:42:50,417 --> 00:42:52,250 And she says, 931 00:42:52,750 --> 00:42:55,792 "Good Hamlet, cast thy nighted color off, 932 00:42:55,792 --> 00:42:58,708 "And let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark. 933 00:42:58,708 --> 00:43:00,917 "Do not forever with thy vailed lids 934 00:43:00,917 --> 00:43:04,500 "Seek for thy noble father in the dust." 935 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:05,625 What? Huh? 936 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,542 Hey, you want to lay that down one more time? 937 00:43:07,542 --> 00:43:08,750 Yeah, please. 938 00:43:08,750 --> 00:43:10,834 Well, it's... It's really easy. 939 00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:14,333 You just gotta listen to it, all right? 940 00:43:14,333 --> 00:43:19,208 "Cast thy nighted color off." Well, what color do we wear at a funeral? 941 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,458 Black. 942 00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,458 Black! 943 00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:23,750 A nighted color. 944 00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:26,000 She's tellin' him not to wear black, to stop mourning. 945 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,667 HOBBS: Right. Right. BILL: Right? 946 00:43:27,667 --> 00:43:28,917 Uh... 947 00:43:28,917 --> 00:43:32,333 It says, "Let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark." 948 00:43:32,333 --> 00:43:36,000 Which means she's sayin' don't glare at me as though you hate me. 949 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:39,166 Why should he? His father's body's not even cold yet 950 00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:41,583 and she's given the punani to Uncle Joe. 951 00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:43,000 MONTGOMERY: Right, right. 952 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,208 Something like that. Only it's Uncle Claudius. 953 00:43:46,625 --> 00:43:48,000 What the hell is a punani? 954 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,208 MONTGOMERY: Cave boy never heard of punani! (ALL LAUGHING) 955 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:53,208 Hey, Mr. Bill, when my daddy split on my mama, 956 00:43:53,208 --> 00:43:57,041 he moved in with, uh, with her sister, who is, of course, my auntie. 957 00:43:57,041 --> 00:44:00,208 And I got a baby cousin who's also my baby sister. 958 00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:03,208 That's sort of the same thing that we're talking about, ain't it? 959 00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:05,875 Mel speaks. (CHUCKLES) 960 00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:07,750 (APPLAUSE) 961 00:44:07,750 --> 00:44:09,875 (WHISTLING) Glad to have you, Mel. 962 00:44:09,875 --> 00:44:11,708 All right, all right. I got a question. 963 00:44:11,708 --> 00:44:12,875 Yes? 964 00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:16,041 Now, if "look like a friend" means "don't hate me," 965 00:44:16,041 --> 00:44:18,542 why don't she just say, "Don't hate me?" Hoo-ah! 966 00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:19,917 Because it's poetry. 967 00:44:19,917 --> 00:44:22,667 Yeah, but it don't even rhyme, yo. 968 00:44:22,667 --> 00:44:25,208 Yeah, but it's like, you know, uh... 969 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:26,917 It's language. 970 00:44:26,917 --> 00:44:31,250 It's trying to put things together that evoke a... 971 00:44:31,583 --> 00:44:33,250 A certain... 972 00:44:33,792 --> 00:44:35,250 It sounds better. 973 00:44:35,250 --> 00:44:38,792 Uh, what do you mean? I mean, it doesn't sound like anything to me. 974 00:44:38,792 --> 00:44:39,917 I... I don't get it. 975 00:44:39,917 --> 00:44:42,792 Yeah. Come on, Teach. Teach us. 976 00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:46,417 It's... All right. It's a simile. 977 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:47,750 A what? 978 00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:49,667 A simile. All right, here. 979 00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,166 BENITEZ: A simile. BILL: Yeah. 980 00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:53,000 MONTGOMERY: That's easy. That's the little yellow face with a smile on it. 981 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:54,417 I know that. HOBBS: No, it's not. 982 00:44:56,917 --> 00:44:59,291 MONTGOMERY: "Simile." "Simile." 983 00:45:00,625 --> 00:45:04,625 It's, uh, when you take two things 984 00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:08,417 that, um, don't seem alike, 985 00:45:09,583 --> 00:45:11,583 but in a way, they are. 986 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:12,583 Huh? Hmm? 987 00:45:14,166 --> 00:45:17,458 All right. All right, we're lookin' for a simile. Haywood. 988 00:45:17,667 --> 00:45:19,291 Um... 989 00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:21,291 You're, uh... 990 00:45:21,708 --> 00:45:24,291 You're workin' in the mill and, uh, 991 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:27,125 you come home, or you're on your way home. 992 00:45:27,125 --> 00:45:29,166 You go to a bar, you stop for a brew. 993 00:45:29,166 --> 00:45:31,959 And in the bar, down at the end of the bar is a beautiful woman. 994 00:45:31,959 --> 00:45:34,375 And she winks at you. 995 00:45:34,375 --> 00:45:38,333 All right? You go to her, like... Fill in the blank. 996 00:45:41,667 --> 00:45:42,834 (MUMBLING) I don't know. 997 00:45:42,834 --> 00:45:44,500 Like a rooster with an itch! 998 00:45:44,792 --> 00:45:46,458 (ALL CHUCKLE) 999 00:45:46,792 --> 00:45:49,166 Like a rooster with an itch. 1000 00:45:49,166 --> 00:45:53,125 Way to go, Davis. You gotta love those barnyard similes. 1001 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:55,000 All right, that was a simile. Way to go. 1002 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,333 BILL: Now, here's somethin' else, a metaphor. 1003 00:45:58,583 --> 00:46:00,041 All men are... 1004 00:46:00,041 --> 00:46:02,166 Dogs. Dogs. 1005 00:46:02,166 --> 00:46:04,041 Oh. BILL: Okay, you got it? 1006 00:46:04,041 --> 00:46:06,166 Simile, "Like dogs." 1007 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:11,500 Well, here's metaphor. We just plain are dogs. 1008 00:46:11,500 --> 00:46:16,333 Okay? All right. Now, this is a good one here. All right, let's see. 1009 00:46:19,667 --> 00:46:21,000 "Oxymoron." 1010 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,875 Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. 1011 00:46:22,875 --> 00:46:24,041 You can't do that. That is a diss. 1012 00:46:24,041 --> 00:46:26,333 I ain't no ox-moron. All right? 1013 00:46:26,333 --> 00:46:31,041 No, no, no, no. Not ox-moron, schmuck. Oxymoron. 1014 00:46:31,041 --> 00:46:34,333 It's when you take two words that are totally the opposite, 1015 00:46:34,333 --> 00:46:39,667 and you jam 'em together. All right? Like, uh, "Military intelligence." 1016 00:46:40,750 --> 00:46:42,417 "Dark victory." 1017 00:46:42,875 --> 00:46:44,667 "Thunderous silence." 1018 00:46:47,750 --> 00:46:48,708 Hmm? 1019 00:46:51,583 --> 00:46:52,917 "Girly man." 1020 00:46:52,917 --> 00:46:55,083 (ALL CHUCKLE) He's talkin' about you, Benitez. 1021 00:46:55,083 --> 00:46:57,417 All right. Okay, so... BENITEZ: You're killin' me. 1022 00:46:57,417 --> 00:47:02,041 Let's end the class with, uh, an oxymoron from Shakespeare himself. 1023 00:47:02,041 --> 00:47:04,917 "Parting is such sweet sorrow." 1024 00:47:04,917 --> 00:47:06,667 If you say so! 1025 00:47:07,333 --> 00:47:09,708 Take it easy, Billy boy. LEROY: Fall in outside. 1026 00:47:09,708 --> 00:47:11,000 Two times. 1027 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,875 Thanks, Mr. Bill. See you tomorrow. 1028 00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:14,417 Hoo-ah. 1029 00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:18,041 Thanks, Mr. Rago. That was neat. 1030 00:47:18,041 --> 00:47:20,458 Take care, Bill. Take it easy, Rocko. 1031 00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,417 (SIGHS) 1032 00:47:34,917 --> 00:47:36,750 I'm teachin' Shakespeare. 1033 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:41,417 (CHUCKLES) 1034 00:47:42,166 --> 00:47:45,458 That is, uh, "Parting is such sweet sorrow." 1035 00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:49,583 All right. All right. 1036 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:58,458 Readin' Hamlet to the Double-Ds. 1037 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,125 (ALL SHOUTING) Come on! 1038 00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:02,834 I've been waitin' for this! 1039 00:48:02,834 --> 00:48:04,458 (GRUNTING) 1040 00:48:05,959 --> 00:48:07,792 Beat him down! Let's go! 1041 00:48:07,792 --> 00:48:08,875 Kick his ass! 1042 00:48:08,875 --> 00:48:10,458 MAN: Come on! 1043 00:48:10,834 --> 00:48:12,625 (HELICOPTER HOVERING) 1044 00:48:17,834 --> 00:48:19,458 Hey! Hey! Huh? 1045 00:48:21,125 --> 00:48:22,625 You must be Bill. 1046 00:48:23,959 --> 00:48:25,208 Yeah, that's me. 1047 00:48:25,208 --> 00:48:26,959 Yeah. You don't seem to mind them calling you that. 1048 00:48:26,959 --> 00:48:28,625 Okay if I do the same, Bill? 1049 00:48:29,041 --> 00:48:30,250 No problem. 1050 00:48:30,250 --> 00:48:32,291 Listen, Bill, I'd appreciate it if you'd employ 1051 00:48:32,291 --> 00:48:34,875 a bit more discipline in your classroom. 1052 00:48:34,875 --> 00:48:36,041 Would that be too much to ask? 1053 00:48:36,041 --> 00:48:38,959 I mean, this isn't Harvard Yard here. This is a... 1054 00:48:38,959 --> 00:48:40,792 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Lou, take it easy here. 1055 00:48:41,166 --> 00:48:44,000 Who the fuck is Lou? 1056 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,333 What's your problem? I'm just walkin' here. 1057 00:48:46,333 --> 00:48:49,166 You got a bug up your ass or something? You know what I think, Bill? 1058 00:48:49,166 --> 00:48:51,166 I think your whole class thing is a bunch of bullshit. 1059 00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:53,166 I think you're wastin' my time. 1060 00:48:53,166 --> 00:48:54,333 Your time? That's right. 1061 00:48:54,333 --> 00:48:56,875 It's their class. I don't see you in the class, 1062 00:48:56,875 --> 00:48:58,000 so lighten up, will you? 1063 00:48:58,000 --> 00:49:00,208 Their time is my time, Bill. 1064 00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:03,208 Now, I have exactly 54 days to teach these young kids 1065 00:49:03,208 --> 00:49:05,125 what it takes to save lives in combat. 1066 00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:07,125 In combat, Bill! 1067 00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:09,166 Now, I don't think they're gonna learn that 1068 00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:11,083 writing a bunch of touchy-feely little papers 1069 00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:12,333 for the English teacher. No. 1070 00:49:12,333 --> 00:49:14,667 They're gonna learn that out here with me! 1071 00:49:15,875 --> 00:49:17,959 I'm gonna be certain of that. 1072 00:49:17,959 --> 00:49:20,041 Now, that's my mission, Bill. 1073 00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:21,834 And I can handle it, 'cause it's my job. 1074 00:49:23,542 --> 00:49:26,208 Yeah, well, you do your job and I'll do mine, all right? 1075 00:49:26,208 --> 00:49:28,041 Yeah. You know what the difference here, Bill, is? 1076 00:49:28,041 --> 00:49:29,834 I care about what I do. 1077 00:49:31,917 --> 00:49:33,708 (TROOPS CONTINUE SHOUTING) 1078 00:49:39,041 --> 00:49:40,041 Do him, Haywood! 1079 00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:41,542 (GRUNTS) 1080 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,875 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1081 00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:49,333 Lady and gentlemen, it's show time! 1082 00:49:49,333 --> 00:49:52,083 MONTGOMERY: Oh, Showtime at the Apollo. 1083 00:49:52,083 --> 00:49:53,125 What's this? 1084 00:49:53,125 --> 00:49:55,208 This is Hamlet. 1085 00:49:55,208 --> 00:49:57,417 I figured that since we have to do something, 1086 00:49:57,417 --> 00:49:59,875 we might as well do something that I love... 1087 00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:01,250 Hoo-ah! 1088 00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:04,583 ...and that you showed a little bit of interest in. So here. 1089 00:50:04,583 --> 00:50:06,959 Uh, put your desks in a circle facing each other. 1090 00:50:06,959 --> 00:50:08,625 ALL: Hoo-ah. 1091 00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:12,750 You mean you want us to read this stuff? 1092 00:50:13,291 --> 00:50:16,250 Yeah, Benitez, even you can do it. 1093 00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:19,208 Plus, it cost me nine bucks to run those things off. 1094 00:50:19,208 --> 00:50:21,458 All right, Billy boy, it says here, 1095 00:50:21,458 --> 00:50:24,792 "Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven..." 1096 00:50:25,208 --> 00:50:27,333 Uh, "While-es, willis, 1097 00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:31,583 "like a puff-ed and reckless liber-tin-ay..." 1098 00:50:31,917 --> 00:50:33,291 "Libertine." 1099 00:50:33,291 --> 00:50:35,959 "Libertine." Hey, yo. You gonna come translate this for us? 1100 00:50:35,959 --> 00:50:37,792 Why? It's in English. 1101 00:50:37,792 --> 00:50:39,083 Uh-uh. 1102 00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:42,625 Now, Roosevelt Hobbs, you be Hamlet. 1103 00:50:42,917 --> 00:50:44,250 All right. 1104 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:47,125 Benitez, you're gonna be Hamlet's best friend, Horatio. 1105 00:50:47,125 --> 00:50:48,417 That's cool, bro. 1106 00:50:48,417 --> 00:50:51,208 Okay, Miranda Myers, you will be Hamlet's girlfriend, 1107 00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:52,458 the fair Ophelia. 1108 00:50:52,458 --> 00:50:53,458 Hey, she ain't exactly fair. 1109 00:50:53,458 --> 00:50:56,625 Quiet. Melvin. HOBBS: Mighty fair to me. 1110 00:50:57,125 --> 00:50:59,333 Melvin! Mel. 1111 00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:01,291 Melvin, when you wake up... (SNORING) 1112 00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:04,166 ...you will be Polonius, Ophelia's father. 1113 00:51:04,166 --> 00:51:05,333 Leroy. Hmm. 1114 00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:07,834 You'll be Ophelia's brother, Laertes. 1115 00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:09,041 Right. Gotcha. 1116 00:51:09,041 --> 00:51:11,041 Montgomery, you're the ghost. 1117 00:51:11,041 --> 00:51:13,000 The who? The ghost. 1118 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,500 (HAYWOOD SNORTS) 1119 00:51:14,500 --> 00:51:16,333 You're the ghost in the hood. 1120 00:51:16,333 --> 00:51:19,750 (IMITATES HAYWOOD) "Ghost in the hood." 1121 00:51:20,166 --> 00:51:21,917 (BLABBERING) (SIGHS) 1122 00:51:22,166 --> 00:51:23,625 Haywood, 1123 00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:25,667 you're the king. 1124 00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:27,500 Thank you, Bill. 1125 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:29,458 Damn, I should have been the king. 1126 00:51:29,458 --> 00:51:33,041 Davis, you will be Queen Gertrude, Hamlet's mother. 1127 00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:34,834 (ALL LAUGHING) 1128 00:51:35,333 --> 00:51:37,667 Sir, isn't that a woman's part? 1129 00:51:37,667 --> 00:51:41,000 Alas, Private Davis, we have but one woman in our class. 1130 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,250 One. So... 1131 00:51:42,250 --> 00:51:46,000 But, sir, I'd really prefer another part. 1132 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:47,250 Relax, Davis. 1133 00:51:47,250 --> 00:51:50,208 You'll be reassured to know that in Shakespeare's day, 1134 00:51:50,208 --> 00:51:51,834 all the parts were played by men. 1135 00:51:51,834 --> 00:51:53,000 What? 1136 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:53,959 Yeah. Yeah. That's right. MYERS: Wait a minute. 1137 00:51:53,959 --> 00:51:56,041 Romeo and Juliet were a couple of guys? 1138 00:51:56,041 --> 00:51:57,375 Correctamundo. 1139 00:51:57,375 --> 00:51:59,208 Bill, you know as well as I do 1140 00:51:59,208 --> 00:52:01,333 a guy playing a girl is plain filthy! 1141 00:52:01,333 --> 00:52:03,834 Especially if it's gonna be my wife. 1142 00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,333 That's your woman. 1143 00:52:05,333 --> 00:52:08,000 That's your woman. HAYWOOD: Will you shut up, Leroy? 1144 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,041 "Oh, they say, Jove laughs. 1145 00:52:11,917 --> 00:52:13,041 "O gentle Romeo, 1146 00:52:14,083 --> 00:52:17,041 "If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully. 1147 00:52:18,375 --> 00:52:21,333 "Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won, 1148 00:52:21,333 --> 00:52:25,750 "I'll frown and be perverse and say thee nay, 1149 00:52:26,208 --> 00:52:28,000 "So thou wilt woo. 1150 00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:34,542 "In truth, fair Montague, I am too fond, 1151 00:52:34,542 --> 00:52:38,041 "And therefore thou mayst think my behavior light. 1152 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:42,417 "But trust me, gentleman, I'll prove more true 1153 00:52:42,417 --> 00:52:45,875 "Than those that have more cunning to be strange." 1154 00:52:47,959 --> 00:52:49,208 Hmm. 1155 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,667 "I should have been more strange, 1156 00:52:51,667 --> 00:52:55,083 "I should have been more strange, I must confess, 1157 00:52:55,917 --> 00:52:59,125 "But that thou over-heard'st, ere I was 'ware, 1158 00:52:59,125 --> 00:53:00,333 "My true love's passion. 1159 00:53:00,333 --> 00:53:02,250 "Therefore pardon me, 1160 00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:05,792 "And not impute this yielding to light love, 1161 00:53:06,458 --> 00:53:09,750 "Which the dark night hath so discovered." 1162 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:15,083 You know, that shade of blue really brings out your eyes. 1163 00:53:15,083 --> 00:53:16,792 (ALL LAUGHING) 1164 00:53:17,208 --> 00:53:18,250 See? 1165 00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:19,417 Hoo-ah. 1166 00:53:19,417 --> 00:53:21,792 No problem. All right. 1167 00:53:22,250 --> 00:53:23,959 (TROOPS YELLING) 1168 00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:28,792 (GRUNTS) All right, let's go, ladies. Come on. 1169 00:53:29,542 --> 00:53:32,792 That's it, baby Huey. Come on, now! Move it! 1170 00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:38,000 "Do not saw the air too much with your hand thus..." 1171 00:53:39,166 --> 00:53:40,917 (TROOPS YELLING) 1172 00:53:42,125 --> 00:53:43,917 (SHOUTING) 1173 00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,625 No, no, no, no, no. Give me that. 1174 00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:49,792 You step in, and then step in with the right foot. 1175 00:53:49,792 --> 00:53:52,542 Step in with the right foot. All right, Drill Sergeant. 1176 00:53:52,542 --> 00:53:56,166 So what Hamlet's father, the ghost, is tellin' him, 1177 00:53:56,166 --> 00:53:58,625 that because he was killed, 1178 00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:02,917 poisoned in his sleep in the afternoon, 1179 00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:05,959 with his sins still on his soul, 1180 00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:10,792 that he can't get a pass straight to heaven. 1181 00:54:11,208 --> 00:54:13,625 He's stuck in purgatory. 1182 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:18,208 All right, soldiers. Close your eyes and break the seal on the mask. 1183 00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:20,542 Do it! Keep your mouth closed, 1184 00:54:20,542 --> 00:54:23,500 and do not inhale the gas under any circumstances. 1185 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,166 Drill Sergeant. Too easy, Drill Sergeant! 1186 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,875 (COUGHING) 1187 00:54:32,333 --> 00:54:33,875 (PEOPLE CHEERING) (GRUNTING) 1188 00:54:33,875 --> 00:54:37,500 All right, good, good, Melvin. See how good it is when you stay awake? 1189 00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:39,542 Hamlet's confronted his mother, 1190 00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:42,041 and she knows deep down in her soul 1191 00:54:42,041 --> 00:54:46,333 she's gonna have these stains forever on her soul. 1192 00:54:46,333 --> 00:54:49,542 That's deep, man, stain on her soul. 1193 00:54:49,542 --> 00:54:52,166 Way deep. Right? Mmm-hmm. 1194 00:54:52,166 --> 00:54:53,875 (TROOPS SHOUTING) 1195 00:55:00,208 --> 00:55:01,166 Queen Gertrude. 1196 00:55:03,708 --> 00:55:07,083 DRILL SERGEANT: Yeah. Yeah. Too easy, Hobbs, huh? (GRUNTS) 1197 00:55:08,542 --> 00:55:14,208 "Neither a borrower nor a lender be... 1198 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:16,208 "Before..." 1199 00:55:17,083 --> 00:55:18,250 No. 1200 00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:21,208 "For loan oft loses both 1201 00:55:22,208 --> 00:55:24,208 "itself and friend. 1202 00:55:24,417 --> 00:55:26,166 "And borrowing 1203 00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:29,166 "dulls the edge of husbandry. 1204 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:32,542 "This above all, 1205 00:55:32,542 --> 00:55:35,750 "to thine own self be true." 1206 00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:37,917 Melvin, all right. Melvin, stop. 1207 00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:40,500 You can say the rest when you come out of the coma. 1208 00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:43,291 Sit down. Look, look. You gotta... 1209 00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:46,291 You gotta say it to a beat, you know? 1210 00:55:46,291 --> 00:55:47,458 Uh, does anybody play the drums? 1211 00:55:47,458 --> 00:55:48,959 BOTH: Hoo-ah. 1212 00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:50,583 Both of you? 1213 00:55:50,583 --> 00:55:53,291 All right then. Whack this out on the desk. 1214 00:55:53,291 --> 00:55:55,917 (VOCALIZING) 1215 00:56:00,750 --> 00:56:02,750 Come on, Haywood, get with it. Let's go. 1216 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:05,166 Give him time, give him time. He's a white boy. 1217 00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:06,250 (BILL VOCALIZES) 1218 00:56:08,750 --> 00:56:12,417 So you say the lines to the beat. And you... You hear it? 1219 00:56:12,417 --> 00:56:13,750 (ALL DRUMMING) 1220 00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:15,417 Do I hear 'em bangin' on the desk? 1221 00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:19,333 No, this, fool! (VOCALIZES) 1222 00:56:19,333 --> 00:56:21,125 "This above..." Get up. 1223 00:56:21,792 --> 00:56:24,583 "This above all, to thine own self be true." Say it. 1224 00:56:24,583 --> 00:56:26,959 "This above all, to thine own self be true." 1225 00:56:26,959 --> 00:56:29,792 ALL: "This above all, to thine own self be true. 1226 00:56:29,792 --> 00:56:32,667 "This above all, to thine own self be true. 1227 00:56:32,667 --> 00:56:35,625 "This above all, to thine own self be true. 1228 00:56:35,625 --> 00:56:37,834 "This above all, to thine own self be true. 1229 00:56:37,834 --> 00:56:40,959 "This above all, to thine own self be true." Come on, Mel! 1230 00:56:40,959 --> 00:56:43,834 "This above all, to thine own self be true." Come on, Mel! 1231 00:56:43,834 --> 00:56:46,041 "This above all, to thine own self be true." Go, Mel, go! 1232 00:56:46,041 --> 00:56:49,625 "This above all, to thine own self be true." BILL: You got it! 1233 00:56:49,625 --> 00:56:51,834 "This above all, to thine own self be true." 1234 00:56:51,834 --> 00:56:55,583 Way to go, Mel! Give me five! Mel Melvin! 1235 00:56:55,583 --> 00:56:57,583 (ALL CHEERING) Yeehaw! 1236 00:56:57,583 --> 00:57:01,500 ALL: ♪ One, two, three, four One, ho! Three-four! 1237 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,333 DRILL SERGEANT: ♪ Tiny bubbles 1238 00:57:03,333 --> 00:57:05,291 ALL: ♪ Tiny bubbles 1239 00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:07,333 ♪ In my wine 1240 00:57:07,333 --> 00:57:09,333 ♪ In my wine 1241 00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,333 ♪ Makes me happy 1242 00:57:11,333 --> 00:57:13,333 ♪ Makes me happy 1243 00:57:13,333 --> 00:57:14,667 ♪ Makes me feel fine 1244 00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:16,708 ♪ Makes me feel fine ♪ 1245 00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:18,542 HAYWOOD: ♪ Don't you tell my heart 1246 00:57:18,542 --> 00:57:19,667 (GROANS) 1247 00:57:19,667 --> 00:57:21,208 ♪ My achy-breaky heart 1248 00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:22,500 That's cruel. 1249 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,375 Whoo! HOBBS: Damn, Haywood! 1250 00:57:24,375 --> 00:57:26,375 ♪ Oh, if you tell my heart 1251 00:57:26,375 --> 00:57:28,708 ♪ My achy-breaky heart 1252 00:57:28,708 --> 00:57:33,166 ♪ I just don't think he'll understand ♪ 1253 00:57:35,667 --> 00:57:38,542 HOBBS: Damn. Davis is thinking about his daddy again. 1254 00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:39,959 BENITEZ: I'll cheer him up. Play along. 1255 00:57:39,959 --> 00:57:43,208 Hey, Davis, you should've seen me in there. 1256 00:57:43,875 --> 00:57:46,375 (IMITATES DE NIRO) "Never got me down, Ray. Ya hear me? 1257 00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:47,542 "Never got me down, Ray." 1258 00:57:47,542 --> 00:57:48,625 Who's that? 1259 00:57:48,625 --> 00:57:50,333 Jake LaMotta. 1260 00:57:51,208 --> 00:57:52,125 Who? 1261 00:57:52,125 --> 00:57:54,542 You never seen the movie Raging Bull? 1262 00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:55,875 No, I missed that. You crazy? 1263 00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:59,083 (IMITATES DE NIRO) Hey, Larry! Who's an animal, Larry, huh? 1264 00:57:59,083 --> 00:58:02,542 Your mother's an animal! I'm gonna eat your dog for breakfast, Larry! 1265 00:58:02,542 --> 00:58:04,166 Ya hear me, Larry? You're an animal. 1266 00:58:04,166 --> 00:58:06,708 What? I'm an animal? What, are you crazy? I'm an animal? 1267 00:58:06,708 --> 00:58:09,708 Huh? I'm not an animal! I'm not an animal! 1268 00:58:09,708 --> 00:58:12,542 Stop! Stop! Please stop. Stop. 1269 00:58:12,542 --> 00:58:14,542 Okay. Okay. 1270 00:58:14,542 --> 00:58:15,708 Thank you. 1271 00:58:15,708 --> 00:58:17,375 All right, I got mail call! 1272 00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:19,041 (ALL CHEERING) 1273 00:58:20,708 --> 00:58:23,041 All right. We got Abney. 1274 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,417 We got Anderson. Right here. 1275 00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:27,583 Judd. ALL: Judd! 1276 00:58:27,583 --> 00:58:28,750 Whoa! 1277 00:58:28,750 --> 00:58:30,583 Bonner. MAN: Hoo-ah! 1278 00:58:30,583 --> 00:58:31,792 Byrd. 1279 00:58:31,792 --> 00:58:33,750 MAN: Look out! Montgomery. 1280 00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:36,542 Oh, man! Montgomery. 1281 00:58:36,542 --> 00:58:38,250 Montgomery. (ALL CHEERING) 1282 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:39,417 Montgomery. 1283 00:58:40,291 --> 00:58:41,375 Ahhh! 1284 00:58:41,708 --> 00:58:43,250 Hey, give me that. 1285 00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:44,708 Albrecht. 1286 00:58:44,708 --> 00:58:46,750 See that, baby? See that? Get on out. Yeah. 1287 00:58:46,750 --> 00:58:49,417 We got Melvin. Melvin! 1288 00:58:49,417 --> 00:58:50,792 Melvin! 1289 00:58:50,792 --> 00:58:53,583 Melvin! MAN: Anybody home? 1290 00:58:53,583 --> 00:58:55,458 (LAUGHING) Ho! 1291 00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:58,083 We got Ben. We got Bartol. 1292 00:58:58,750 --> 00:59:01,708 And we got Scott! MAN: Right here! 1293 00:59:01,708 --> 00:59:03,583 That's it, fellas. (ALL GROAN) 1294 00:59:03,583 --> 00:59:05,125 Sorry, man. 1295 00:59:06,834 --> 00:59:08,750 Davis ain't gettin' no letter, Junior? 1296 00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:10,667 Look, I got one. 1297 00:59:10,667 --> 00:59:12,166 From who? From my brother. 1298 00:59:12,166 --> 00:59:14,834 Damn, I ain't got a letter yet, Mel. You gotta read that one to me. 1299 00:59:14,834 --> 00:59:16,542 MAN 1: Has anybody seen my green socks? 1300 00:59:16,542 --> 00:59:17,834 MAN 2: We all got green socks. 1301 00:59:17,834 --> 00:59:20,083 Let's see what he has to say. 1302 00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:24,125 "How ya doin', how ya' doin', how ya doin'..." 1303 00:59:24,458 --> 00:59:25,917 Let's see, uh... 1304 00:59:25,917 --> 00:59:29,625 Oh, listen. "Dad put new Holleys on the Camaro 1305 00:59:29,625 --> 00:59:33,166 "so he could race it up at the speedway. 1306 00:59:33,834 --> 00:59:37,125 "It was runnin' like greased owl shit." 1307 00:59:37,667 --> 00:59:40,166 Hey, that's a simile, Mel. 1308 00:59:40,834 --> 00:59:42,792 Yeah, that is a simile, ain't it? 1309 00:59:42,792 --> 00:59:44,959 Damn right. (CHUCKLES) 1310 00:59:44,959 --> 00:59:49,875 Let's see. "Then Toby drove it last week and threw a rod, 1311 00:59:49,875 --> 00:59:53,500 "and Dad got mad and threw him down the stairs." 1312 00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:59,458 This ain't my real dad. It's my stepdad. 1313 01:00:01,834 --> 01:00:05,875 "Things are sure different now that you're in the Marines." 1314 01:00:05,875 --> 01:00:07,834 Marines? Well, he's 12. 1315 01:00:07,834 --> 01:00:09,542 He gets 'em mixed up, you know. 1316 01:00:09,542 --> 01:00:10,500 Ah. 1317 01:00:11,834 --> 01:00:14,166 "Dad don't have you around anymore, 1318 01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:18,000 "so I guess he's startin' in on his real kids." 1319 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:25,500 Mel, what kind of Camaro has he got, a Z-28? 1320 01:00:28,667 --> 01:00:30,500 Mel, you okay, Mel? 1321 01:00:33,417 --> 01:00:34,375 Mel? 1322 01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:38,417 (SIGHS) I ain't never gonna hit my kids. 1323 01:00:42,917 --> 01:00:44,917 Oh, don't start sleepin' again, Mel. 1324 01:00:44,917 --> 01:00:46,750 You know it ain't gonna solve nothin'. 1325 01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:48,375 (SIGHS) 1326 01:00:49,625 --> 01:00:51,250 (EXHALES) 1327 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,959 DRILL SERGEANT: ♪ Mama, mama, don't you cry 1328 01:00:57,959 --> 01:00:59,917 ALL: ♪ Mama, mama, don't you cry 1329 01:00:59,917 --> 01:01:01,875 ♪ Little boy ain't gonna die 1330 01:01:01,875 --> 01:01:03,583 ♪ Your little boy ain't gonna die ♪ 1331 01:01:03,583 --> 01:01:05,000 Oh! Oh, jeez! 1332 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:06,834 What's the matter, heart attack? 1333 01:01:06,834 --> 01:01:08,542 It's the food, I'm tellin' you. 1334 01:01:08,542 --> 01:01:09,500 Oh, Jesus! 1335 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:11,959 Junior, where you goin'? 1336 01:01:11,959 --> 01:01:15,417 DAVIS: I gotta go back! We're gonna be late! Junior! 1337 01:01:18,792 --> 01:01:20,208 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! No, no, no! 1338 01:01:20,208 --> 01:01:22,750 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Wait, wait, wait! What? 1339 01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:24,083 MAN: Come on, guys. Oh, Jesus. 1340 01:01:24,083 --> 01:01:25,959 What's your freakin' problem, Davis? 1341 01:01:25,959 --> 01:01:28,458 My bag! My daddy's bracelet! 1342 01:01:28,458 --> 01:01:29,625 His what? 1343 01:01:29,625 --> 01:01:31,792 It's a Montagnard bracelet. He got it in Vietnam. 1344 01:01:31,792 --> 01:01:32,959 He wore a bracelet? 1345 01:01:32,959 --> 01:01:34,917 Lots of soldiers wore 'em over there. 1346 01:01:34,917 --> 01:01:36,000 I left it in my shirt pocket. 1347 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,083 So good. Now it'll be clean. Come on. Let's go. 1348 01:01:38,083 --> 01:01:40,125 Come on, man! What if it gets lost? 1349 01:01:40,125 --> 01:01:43,417 Please, you gotta help me, man. It's all I got. 1350 01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:47,083 We gotta get this to the quartermaster's laundry on time. 1351 01:01:47,083 --> 01:01:48,792 (IMITATES AL PACINO) I don't care what you gotta do. 1352 01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:50,875 Just look for the bracelet, okay? 1353 01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:51,917 All right. What's his name? 1354 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:54,125 His name is Brian Davis, Jr. 1355 01:01:54,125 --> 01:01:55,708 Come on, man. This is stupid. 1356 01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:56,959 Shut up, you! 1357 01:01:56,959 --> 01:01:59,792 I kill you, you cockroach! Shut up! 1358 01:01:59,792 --> 01:02:01,125 Now look. 1359 01:02:01,125 --> 01:02:03,875 I gotta touch the dirty clothes, man? You kiddin' me. 1360 01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:05,667 Oh, shit. Please, please. 1361 01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:07,792 Yes! Yes! Here it is. 1362 01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:09,959 Oh, man, thank you. Thank you! 1363 01:02:09,959 --> 01:02:12,291 CASS: Prepare to uncover! 1364 01:02:12,291 --> 01:02:17,792 ALL: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! 1365 01:02:17,792 --> 01:02:19,959 Freeze! I said freeze! 1366 01:02:19,959 --> 01:02:22,291 What was that again? What time is it? 1367 01:02:22,291 --> 01:02:26,625 ALL: Drill Sergeant! Breakfast is at 0600, Drill Sergeant! 1368 01:02:26,625 --> 01:02:28,291 0600. That's correct. 1369 01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:32,125 Which, by my reckoning, has come and gone, has it not? 1370 01:02:32,125 --> 01:02:34,166 RECRUITS: Drill Sergeant! Yes, Drill Sergeant! 1371 01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:37,000 Hi, Miranda. CASS: I don't know. Maybe it's me this morning. 1372 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,333 I just can't seem to hear ya. I don't hear that... 1373 01:02:45,125 --> 01:02:48,625 Benitez! Davis! Front and center! 1374 01:02:56,333 --> 01:02:58,333 You wouldn't happen to have the time, would you, Private? 1375 01:02:58,333 --> 01:03:00,333 Sorry, Drill Sergeant. Slight problem with the laundry, Drill Sergeant. 1376 01:03:00,333 --> 01:03:03,667 So does this building look like a Denny's to you, New York? 1377 01:03:03,667 --> 01:03:04,834 Mmm-mmm. Huh? 1378 01:03:04,834 --> 01:03:06,834 Show me where it says, "Breakfast served anytime." 1379 01:03:06,834 --> 01:03:08,041 Um... 1380 01:03:08,041 --> 01:03:10,000 Get on down there and push 10. Push 10! 1381 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,583 Drill Sergeant, it was my fault, Drill Sergeant! 1382 01:03:11,583 --> 01:03:14,291 Now, who was I talkin' to? Was I talkin' to you? One, two, three, four... 1383 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:17,250 Drill Sergeant, I asked him to help me find my daddy's bracelet. 1384 01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:19,041 "My daddy. My daddy." My daddy sent it home to me before... 1385 01:03:19,041 --> 01:03:20,125 CASS: Your daddy ain't here, son, 1386 01:03:20,125 --> 01:03:22,375 and your daddy can't help you! 1387 01:03:22,375 --> 01:03:24,917 I don't know if anybody can help you, high-speed. 1388 01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:26,041 But I'm sure... BILL: Lou! 1389 01:03:26,041 --> 01:03:28,708 Lou, go easy on the kid. 1390 01:03:28,708 --> 01:03:30,250 What? 1391 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:34,041 He's five minutes late. I mean, talk about anal. 1392 01:03:34,041 --> 01:03:36,041 You must've been toilet-trained at gunpoint. 1393 01:03:36,041 --> 01:03:37,542 (STIFLES CHUCKLE) 1394 01:03:40,917 --> 01:03:43,583 Come over here. Come over here. 1395 01:03:43,583 --> 01:03:47,333 What? What, Lou? Take it easy. Come over here. Right here! 1396 01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:49,333 Don't you ever interrupt me when I'm talkin' to my soldiers. 1397 01:03:49,333 --> 01:03:51,417 He was five minutes late. You understand me? Man! 1398 01:03:51,417 --> 01:03:54,208 You been on my bad side ever since the day I laid eyes on you. 1399 01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:55,875 Oh, yeah? Now, you better comprehend this, Bill. 1400 01:03:55,875 --> 01:03:57,208 You better get this down. 1401 01:03:57,208 --> 01:04:00,417 'Cause I have had it with your smug college-boy attitude. 1402 01:04:00,417 --> 01:04:03,250 Yeah? Now you listen to me. Stay away from me. 1403 01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:06,959 And don't you ever, ever impugn my authority in front of my soldiers. 1404 01:04:06,959 --> 01:04:08,917 Now, you got that, man? Yeah, I got that. 1405 01:04:08,917 --> 01:04:10,959 You got it? Yeah, I got it. 1406 01:04:10,959 --> 01:04:12,583 Now, that's point blank and period. 1407 01:04:12,917 --> 01:04:14,583 (MUTTERING) 1408 01:04:15,625 --> 01:04:16,708 (CHUCKLES) 1409 01:04:22,125 --> 01:04:23,125 For the rest of the week, Private, 1410 01:04:23,125 --> 01:04:25,083 you'll show up here nine minutes early. 1411 01:04:25,083 --> 01:04:27,417 You will report here... BILL: Davis. 1412 01:04:27,417 --> 01:04:31,792 Just show up to my class nine minutes late is all, you see? No problemo. 1413 01:04:31,792 --> 01:04:33,750 Oh, that's it! That is it! What? 1414 01:04:33,750 --> 01:04:35,083 Drill Sergeant! 1415 01:04:35,083 --> 01:04:36,959 What? What? What? Who do you think you are? 1416 01:04:36,959 --> 01:04:38,291 You gonna tell me what to do, huh? 1417 01:04:38,291 --> 01:04:40,291 You're nothing! You're nothing! I'm nothing? 1418 01:04:40,291 --> 01:04:42,500 Did you hear what he said? I'm nothin'! 1419 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:45,625 Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm right here. Just let me... 1420 01:04:47,041 --> 01:04:48,667 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 1421 01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:49,625 Sir? 1422 01:04:53,500 --> 01:04:56,917 So they finally sent you to the principal's office, huh? 1423 01:04:56,917 --> 01:04:59,000 Yeah. 1424 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,750 Man could've killed you, Mr. Rago. 1425 01:05:02,125 --> 01:05:04,834 He would've been court-martialed, but he could've killed you. 1426 01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:05,959 He started it. 1427 01:05:05,959 --> 01:05:08,208 I don't know what happened, and I don't care. 1428 01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:09,875 All I care about is this program. 1429 01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:15,625 And I will not let you, Sergeant Cass, or anybody curtail its chances, okay? 1430 01:05:17,834 --> 01:05:19,458 Okay. 1431 01:05:20,542 --> 01:05:22,834 You never served in the military, did you, Mr. Rago? 1432 01:05:24,083 --> 01:05:27,041 No. My military experience is limited to the day 1433 01:05:27,041 --> 01:05:29,125 that I walked for hours in the rain 1434 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:31,834 from Arlington Cemetery to the White House 1435 01:05:31,834 --> 01:05:33,208 carrying the name of a soldier 1436 01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:35,667 who died needlessly in Vietnam. 1437 01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:38,792 Do you remember the soldier's name? 1438 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,500 No. 1439 01:05:46,834 --> 01:05:47,834 Do me a favor, Bill. 1440 01:05:49,041 --> 01:05:51,375 Whatever your personal views are, while you're here, 1441 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:55,708 remember you are a guest of the United States Army, okay? 1442 01:05:58,708 --> 01:06:00,166 Okay. 1443 01:06:00,166 --> 01:06:02,625 From now on, by the book. 1444 01:06:03,917 --> 01:06:04,875 Dismissed. 1445 01:06:07,875 --> 01:06:09,208 "By the book." 1446 01:06:09,208 --> 01:06:10,708 What am I doin' here? 1447 01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:17,875 "Spud Duds, Spud Duds. Potato topping for the whole family." 1448 01:06:27,917 --> 01:06:29,542 Hmm. 1449 01:06:32,041 --> 01:06:33,250 HOBBS: How late is he now? 1450 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:34,917 MYERS: He's very late. What difference does it make? 1451 01:06:34,917 --> 01:06:36,208 (EXHALES) HOBBS: Damn. 1452 01:06:36,208 --> 01:06:37,291 MYERS: Why would he do this? 1453 01:06:37,291 --> 01:06:38,417 MONTGOMERY: Hey, check it out. 1454 01:06:38,417 --> 01:06:40,542 We got us a substitute teacher. (ALL LAUGHING) 1455 01:06:40,542 --> 01:06:42,375 BENITEZ: He looks just like Mel. Bring it here, bring it here. 1456 01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:44,375 MONTGOMERY: Which one is the dummy? 1457 01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:47,583 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Melvin. Wake up, Mel. 1458 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,750 Time for school, Mel. 1459 01:06:56,417 --> 01:06:57,583 MONTGOMERY: So how long are we supposed to hang around? 1460 01:06:57,583 --> 01:06:59,417 Your war stuff looks good. LEROY: He's just late. 1461 01:06:59,417 --> 01:07:01,125 BENITEZ: Maybe he got sick or something. 1462 01:07:01,125 --> 01:07:03,166 MONTGOMERY: Yeah, sick of us. 1463 01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:05,250 Oh. Sorry I'm late. HOBBS: Here comes the excuse. 1464 01:07:05,250 --> 01:07:07,417 The traffic really stunk. 1465 01:07:07,417 --> 01:07:09,417 MONTGOMERY: Traffic? Whoo! See? 1466 01:07:09,417 --> 01:07:11,542 (LAUGHS) You ever notice when you're in a hurry, 1467 01:07:11,542 --> 01:07:14,792 they radio-dispatch all people to drive in front of you? 1468 01:07:15,959 --> 01:07:16,792 It's ridiculous. What? 1469 01:07:17,875 --> 01:07:18,875 Okay. 1470 01:07:19,792 --> 01:07:21,583 So where were we? 1471 01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:24,083 Where were we? We were here. 1472 01:07:24,083 --> 01:07:26,291 ALL: Hoo-ah. 1473 01:07:26,291 --> 01:07:28,750 Give me a break, will ya? I had something important. 1474 01:07:29,291 --> 01:07:31,333 That's all right, Bill. We're used to it. 1475 01:07:31,333 --> 01:07:32,375 BENITEZ: That's for sure. 1476 01:07:32,375 --> 01:07:35,166 It was a job interview, for cripes' sake. 1477 01:07:35,166 --> 01:07:37,291 HOBBS: A what? MYERS: Job interview? 1478 01:07:37,291 --> 01:07:39,291 MYERS: I thought this was your job. Mmm-mmm. 1479 01:07:39,291 --> 01:07:41,333 We're part-time, like a paper route. 1480 01:07:41,333 --> 01:07:44,667 Oh, come on. Hey, what do you want from me? 1481 01:07:45,000 --> 01:07:46,792 Not much, I guess. 1482 01:07:48,291 --> 01:07:50,667 Let's get out of here. Who needs him? 1483 01:07:50,959 --> 01:07:52,125 Huh? 1484 01:07:52,125 --> 01:07:54,333 Yeah, look, we got Victory Tower at 1700, sir. 1485 01:07:54,333 --> 01:07:55,625 Yeah. Everybody, fall in outside. 1486 01:07:55,625 --> 01:07:57,458 BILL: I don't believe you guys! You stay and listen. 1487 01:07:57,458 --> 01:07:59,500 Yeah. We ain't nothin' but a hobby to you. 1488 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:01,792 BENITEZ: Hey, Davis, we'd better go. 1489 01:08:02,458 --> 01:08:05,166 We might get stuck behind some old people. 1490 01:08:05,166 --> 01:08:07,291 You guys are never late, right, Benitez? 1491 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,166 HAYWOOD: Last time I come to this damn class. 1492 01:08:09,166 --> 01:08:11,000 I got 15 minutes left! 1493 01:08:13,041 --> 01:08:15,041 I stood up for you, Davis. 1494 01:08:15,041 --> 01:08:16,667 Oh, sure. 1495 01:08:17,166 --> 01:08:18,834 Go ahead, go. 1496 01:08:26,125 --> 01:08:27,834 Oh, to hell with 'em. 1497 01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:38,667 If I lose 'em now, I'll never get 'em back. Damn! 1498 01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:47,500 Victory Tower, Victory Tower, Victory Tower, Victory Tower. 1499 01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:50,708 (ALL CHEERING) CASS: Come on. Let's go! Let's go! 1500 01:08:53,291 --> 01:08:55,250 Come on! 1501 01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:57,208 That's it, Leroy! That's it! 1502 01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:59,125 Hand over hand! Hand over hand! 1503 01:08:59,125 --> 01:09:00,708 CASS: That's good, Leroy! 1504 01:09:01,041 --> 01:09:02,291 Yes! 1505 01:09:02,291 --> 01:09:04,000 All right. Outstanding! 1506 01:09:12,041 --> 01:09:13,875 Hey, look! Billy boy! 1507 01:09:17,458 --> 01:09:21,041 Oh, you are lookin' at one puffin' and reckless libertine! 1508 01:09:22,041 --> 01:09:23,375 Check that. Whoop! 1509 01:09:23,375 --> 01:09:25,041 Fish in the net! 1510 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:30,375 Montgomery, Leroy, you hold it! Don't go anywhere! 1511 01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:32,959 I got 15 minutes and I want 'em now! 1512 01:09:33,625 --> 01:09:36,083 Shakespeare, what are you doin' here? 1513 01:09:36,083 --> 01:09:37,250 Hold on a second, Lou. 1514 01:09:37,250 --> 01:09:39,291 All right, I was late. Big deal. 1515 01:09:39,291 --> 01:09:41,166 You guys gotta give me a break. Rago. 1516 01:09:41,166 --> 01:09:42,500 This is important, Lou. 1517 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:45,583 No. No, Bill. This is important. This. This is why we're here. 1518 01:09:45,583 --> 01:09:49,125 This is what we're here to do. Go! Hold on a second. 1519 01:09:49,125 --> 01:09:51,041 Hobbs, hold on one second! 1520 01:09:51,375 --> 01:09:52,959 Come down from there! 1521 01:09:53,917 --> 01:09:55,333 Leroy! 1522 01:09:55,333 --> 01:09:58,458 Hobbs, I got 15 minutes left, and I want 'em! 1523 01:09:58,458 --> 01:10:00,250 I don't think they want to talk to you, Bill. 1524 01:10:00,250 --> 01:10:01,417 Montgomery! 1525 01:10:01,417 --> 01:10:03,458 Montgomery, get down here! 1526 01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:04,917 I don't even think they can hear you. 1527 01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:08,291 RECRUIT: Come on, Davis. Do this one for Daddy! Make him proud! 1528 01:10:08,291 --> 01:10:10,750 You know, from down here. 1529 01:10:12,333 --> 01:10:14,667 Hey, wait a minute! Just hold up, Drill Sergeant. 1530 01:10:14,667 --> 01:10:19,625 You can't just quit. Whoa! That's what you been doin' all your lives! 1531 01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:24,834 Davis! Hold it! Hold it! Don't go nowhere. Hold it. Whoa. 1532 01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:27,834 Okay, you guys got problems. 1533 01:10:28,250 --> 01:10:30,291 Well, so do I, goddamn it! 1534 01:10:30,291 --> 01:10:32,625 Move! Move, Davis! Keep moving! 1535 01:10:32,625 --> 01:10:34,333 Mr. Rago, you're gonna make me fall! 1536 01:10:34,333 --> 01:10:35,291 What the hell are you lookin' at? 1537 01:10:35,291 --> 01:10:36,792 Ahhh! 1538 01:10:37,458 --> 01:10:38,625 CASS: Great, Oswald! Whoa! 1539 01:10:38,625 --> 01:10:39,583 CASS: You don't want to end up like him! 1540 01:10:39,583 --> 01:10:41,792 MONTGOMERY: Rago, have you gone crazy? 1541 01:10:41,792 --> 01:10:44,458 CASS: Hey, Montgomery, keep moving, keep moving! 1542 01:10:44,458 --> 01:10:46,834 Montgomery, where ya goin'? 1543 01:10:46,834 --> 01:10:50,333 I can't talk to you right now, Mr. Rago! Can't talk to you now! 1544 01:10:50,333 --> 01:10:51,792 CASS: That's it! 1545 01:10:52,291 --> 01:10:53,000 Hold it! Get over there. 1546 01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:55,000 Davis! 1547 01:10:56,708 --> 01:10:59,708 Hold it. (GRUNTS) CASS: Keep movin'! Keep movin'! 1548 01:10:59,708 --> 01:11:02,417 You've gone far enough, Mr. Rago. All right? Now go down. 1549 01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:04,834 Do any of you have the slightest idea 1550 01:11:04,834 --> 01:11:07,834 what it's like to have mortgages... 1551 01:11:07,834 --> 01:11:12,000 RECRUIT: Get him. Get him. ...doctor bills, alimony payments... 1552 01:11:12,542 --> 01:11:14,375 Wait till you have your kids. 1553 01:11:14,375 --> 01:11:15,750 Then you talk to me about priorities. 1554 01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:18,417 Then you tell me what it's like to have a little cash flow. 1555 01:11:18,417 --> 01:11:20,500 Davis, what the hell are you doing? 1556 01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:22,834 You got up here. Now you gotta get down. 1557 01:11:25,417 --> 01:11:27,333 Get on your knees for safety, sir. 1558 01:11:27,333 --> 01:11:29,834 Huh? Jeez. 1559 01:11:32,333 --> 01:11:33,875 Whoa! 1560 01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:39,500 Oh, that's far. 1561 01:11:39,500 --> 01:11:40,708 CASS: Baby Huey! HUEY: Hoo-ah? 1562 01:11:40,708 --> 01:11:44,375 Show Shakespeare how we get down from the Victory Tower. 1563 01:11:44,375 --> 01:11:46,041 Yes, Drill Sergeant! 1564 01:11:48,542 --> 01:11:50,417 Lane one on rappel! 1565 01:11:50,417 --> 01:11:52,041 Lane one on belay! 1566 01:11:57,667 --> 01:12:00,542 CASS: Let's go, Leroy! Whoa. 1567 01:12:00,542 --> 01:12:02,500 Holy shit. 1568 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,875 See ya on the ground, Mr. Rago. 1569 01:12:07,583 --> 01:12:10,875 CASS: A-ha! Lookin' good! (ALL CHEERING) 1570 01:12:11,208 --> 01:12:12,041 Whoa! 1571 01:12:12,375 --> 01:12:13,625 Outstanding. 1572 01:12:13,625 --> 01:12:15,375 Drill Sergeant. Too easy, huh? 1573 01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:17,166 Too easy, Drill Sergeant. (LAUGHS) 1574 01:12:18,417 --> 01:12:19,959 Your turn, Rago! 1575 01:12:21,250 --> 01:12:22,500 Your turn. 1576 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:25,917 CASS: To be or not to be, Shakespeare! What'll it be? 1577 01:12:26,250 --> 01:12:29,792 All right. Okay. Come on. 1578 01:12:29,792 --> 01:12:32,250 Let's go! Let's go! Mr. Rago, you do not want to do this. 1579 01:12:32,250 --> 01:12:33,291 I'm doin' it. Let's go. 1580 01:12:33,291 --> 01:12:34,792 No! You do not want to do this, sir. 1581 01:12:34,792 --> 01:12:36,625 What are you doin'? You're clippin' him? 1582 01:12:36,625 --> 01:12:38,750 Watch the jewels. Ooh. Clippin' him. He wants to do it. 1583 01:12:38,750 --> 01:12:40,625 All right. Okay. All right. 1584 01:12:40,625 --> 01:12:43,583 Put on the gloves, Mr. Rago. 1585 01:12:43,583 --> 01:12:45,792 All right. Get down. Get down. 1586 01:12:45,792 --> 01:12:48,625 You're gonna swing your legs over the edge of the platform here. 1587 01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:50,583 There's a ledge right on the wood. 1588 01:12:50,583 --> 01:12:52,333 You got to get your feet on the ledge. 1589 01:12:52,333 --> 01:12:53,750 (WHISPERING) Ledge, ledge. 1590 01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:55,417 Put your foot down and find that ledge. What ledge? 1591 01:12:55,417 --> 01:12:56,750 CASS: Come on, Rago! The ledge. 1592 01:12:56,750 --> 01:12:58,583 There's a ledge. No ledge! No ledge! 1593 01:12:58,583 --> 01:13:00,458 There's a ledge. CASS: Let's go. 1594 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:02,041 The ledge, right there. Okay. 1595 01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:05,583 Come on. Get your foot on it. Get both those feet on there. All right. 1596 01:13:05,583 --> 01:13:08,083 All right, now just lean back. 1597 01:13:08,291 --> 01:13:09,750 (GRUNTING) 1598 01:13:09,750 --> 01:13:13,000 Okay, first thing, don't look down. 1599 01:13:13,625 --> 01:13:15,291 CASS: What the hell you doin'? 1600 01:13:15,291 --> 01:13:17,458 Whoa! Ah! 1601 01:13:17,458 --> 01:13:19,792 I told ya not to look down! 1602 01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:22,333 Everybody looks down when you tell 'em not to look down, you know that! 1603 01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:23,625 All right. 1604 01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:26,792 All right. Look, look. Just lean back, relax. 1605 01:13:26,792 --> 01:13:29,959 Okay? Everything's gonna be all right. I got the rope up here, 1606 01:13:29,959 --> 01:13:33,458 and there's a guy down there with the other end of the rope. 1607 01:13:33,458 --> 01:13:35,458 Come on. Relax. Just lean back. 1608 01:13:35,458 --> 01:13:36,959 Get the rope. There you go. 1609 01:13:37,500 --> 01:13:39,417 All right You all right down there, man? 1610 01:13:39,417 --> 01:13:40,834 Come on, Mr. Bill. No sweat. 1611 01:13:40,834 --> 01:13:44,166 Melvin? He'll be asleep before I reach the ground! 1612 01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:48,041 He's not gonna be asleep. He's gonna be all right. Just trust me, man. 1613 01:13:49,708 --> 01:13:52,542 All right. The Victory Tower is yours. 1614 01:13:52,542 --> 01:13:54,542 Just let the rope slide. Whoa! 1615 01:13:54,542 --> 01:13:55,875 (RECRUITS SHOUTING) I'm dead! I'm dead! 1616 01:13:55,875 --> 01:13:58,875 Yeah! Yeah! Lookin' good, Mr. Rago! 1617 01:13:58,875 --> 01:14:01,667 HOBBS: Gonna take you all day to get down that way, Rago. 1618 01:14:01,667 --> 01:14:03,667 Come on. Guy's a joke, man. 1619 01:14:03,667 --> 01:14:06,000 (RECRUITS CLAMORING) 1620 01:14:06,667 --> 01:14:08,500 DAVIS: Come on! Do it to a beat! 1621 01:14:08,500 --> 01:14:09,667 (GROANING) 1622 01:14:09,667 --> 01:14:12,667 CASS: Let's go, Rago! DAVIS: One, two, three... 1623 01:14:12,667 --> 01:14:14,500 Good work. Come on. Here we go. 1624 01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:15,792 HOBBS: Down. Yeah. Yeah. 1625 01:14:15,792 --> 01:14:18,500 (GROANING) RECRUIT: Whoa! 1626 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:20,708 DAVIS: Mr. Rago, put your feet up! Ow! 1627 01:14:20,708 --> 01:14:24,417 Feet up! Watch those jewels you mentioned, Mr. Rago. 1628 01:14:24,417 --> 01:14:25,542 Turn around the other way! 1629 01:14:25,542 --> 01:14:28,083 Turn around! Right around! That's the wrong way. 1630 01:14:28,083 --> 01:14:29,875 You gotta stay in the "L" position. That's the wrong way. 1631 01:14:29,875 --> 01:14:31,875 BENITEZ: Take it easy, Mr. Rago. Don't look down. 1632 01:14:31,875 --> 01:14:34,667 Pull me up! Pull me up! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1633 01:14:34,667 --> 01:14:35,875 Pull me up! Pull me up! Whoa! Whoa! Hang on! 1634 01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:37,583 Don't worry, Mr. Bill, I got you! Come on. 1635 01:14:37,583 --> 01:14:39,625 Don't let go, Mel! Mel, Mel, don't let go! 1636 01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:40,875 MONTGOMERY: He's got on dancin' shoes! 1637 01:14:40,875 --> 01:14:42,750 Go ahead and dance down the wall! 1638 01:14:42,750 --> 01:14:44,542 LEROY: Damn, Bill, be careful. 1639 01:14:44,542 --> 01:14:46,208 MONTGOMERY: Flap your little wings! 1640 01:14:46,208 --> 01:14:47,166 Come on! 1641 01:14:47,166 --> 01:14:48,875 BENITEZ: Uh-oh, the ball's dropping! 1642 01:14:48,875 --> 01:14:50,458 Whoa! The ball's dropping! 1643 01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:52,250 Back up! Whoa! 1644 01:14:52,250 --> 01:14:53,417 (LAUGHING) 1645 01:14:53,417 --> 01:14:54,625 BENITEZ: Happy New Year! 1646 01:14:54,625 --> 01:14:57,708 (WHOOPING) All right! Way to go, Rago! 1647 01:14:57,708 --> 01:14:59,834 (WHISTLING) RECRUIT: Good work. 1648 01:14:59,834 --> 01:15:02,708 I knew you had it in you, Mr. Bill. Good job, Mr. Bill. 1649 01:15:02,708 --> 01:15:04,250 Not bad for an old man, huh? 1650 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:07,125 (APPLAUSE CONTINUES) 1651 01:15:17,542 --> 01:15:20,458 Tomorrow, 1600 hours, right? 1652 01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:22,083 ALL: Hoo-ah! 1653 01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:24,417 Hoo-ah's right. 1654 01:15:24,417 --> 01:15:25,625 Good work, Mr. Bill. 1655 01:15:25,625 --> 01:15:28,417 You go, boy. Loosen up them ropes! 1656 01:15:29,583 --> 01:15:30,417 He's the man. 1657 01:15:31,250 --> 01:15:32,417 (BILL GROANING) 1658 01:15:33,792 --> 01:15:35,625 You should've wore a glove. 1659 01:15:35,625 --> 01:15:37,250 I did wear a glove. 1660 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:38,792 Oh. 1661 01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:41,792 (CHUCKLES) I wish I could've been there. 1662 01:15:41,792 --> 01:15:44,166 The guys must be so proud of you. 1663 01:15:44,166 --> 01:15:48,291 Yeah. I'll remember that when they're fittin' me for a new hand. 1664 01:15:48,625 --> 01:15:49,750 (SIGHS) 1665 01:15:49,750 --> 01:15:53,166 Yo, why you always got to be such a jerk? Huh? 1666 01:15:54,750 --> 01:15:58,333 (CHUCKLES) That's what my kid keeps askin' me. 1667 01:15:58,333 --> 01:15:59,291 You have a kid? 1668 01:16:01,458 --> 01:16:03,417 Yeah. Emily. 1669 01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:07,166 She wants to be an astronomer. 1670 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:09,125 Go figure. 1671 01:16:09,542 --> 01:16:12,125 Go figure what? What? 1672 01:16:15,291 --> 01:16:16,458 (GROANS) 1673 01:16:16,458 --> 01:16:19,083 All right. Let's start swallowing and digesting. 1674 01:16:19,083 --> 01:16:22,291 RECRUITS: Hoo-ah, hoo-ah! Come on, Tommy Lee. 1675 01:16:23,667 --> 01:16:25,792 More Victory Tower, Drill Sergeant. 1676 01:16:25,792 --> 01:16:28,667 I like it. I love it. I want more of it. 1677 01:16:28,667 --> 01:16:30,125 Make it hurt, Drill Sergeant! 1678 01:16:30,125 --> 01:16:32,834 Way to go, Mr. Rago. Good work, Mr. Bill. 1679 01:16:32,834 --> 01:16:35,542 All right. Do you mind if I sit here? 1680 01:16:35,542 --> 01:16:37,000 No, please. MAN: Wait a second. 1681 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:39,667 HAYWOOD: Damn, Bill, you done tore that tower down! 1682 01:16:39,667 --> 01:16:41,208 Phew! 1683 01:16:41,792 --> 01:16:43,458 So what happened, anyway? 1684 01:16:43,458 --> 01:16:44,792 What? 1685 01:16:44,792 --> 01:16:48,250 Two-ten. Nothin' but muscle. Star fullback. 1686 01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:52,000 College scouts must've been tossin' hookers through your bedroom window. 1687 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:55,500 Yeah, yeah. Just about. I busted my knee my senior year. 1688 01:16:56,083 --> 01:16:59,834 I mean, I can push on it a little bit now, but... 1689 01:16:59,834 --> 01:17:01,625 Well, let's just say it blew my shot. 1690 01:17:01,625 --> 01:17:03,208 Oh. 1691 01:17:04,875 --> 01:17:07,000 Isn't there somethin' else you can do? 1692 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,041 No, there's nothin' else for me to do. 1693 01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:13,208 I was black and I played ball. That's all anybody ever cared about. 1694 01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:16,208 They didn't teach me anything, but, oh, they kept passin' me. 1695 01:17:16,583 --> 01:17:17,750 Hmm. 1696 01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:19,542 So I'm here, you know? 1697 01:17:20,917 --> 01:17:24,834 My wife works on the post here 'cause we got a baby comin'. 1698 01:17:24,834 --> 01:17:27,375 Leroy Junior? Great! 1699 01:17:27,375 --> 01:17:31,041 Kid'll probably come out wearin' a helmet, get the Heisman. 1700 01:17:31,041 --> 01:17:34,250 I'm keepin' that kid as far away from the playin' field as I can. 1701 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:38,375 Runnin' a football never helped nobody pass a civil service exam. 1702 01:17:40,917 --> 01:17:43,542 Least ways, it never helped me. Excuse me. 1703 01:17:46,792 --> 01:17:48,708 Hey, Leroy. Leroy. 1704 01:17:48,708 --> 01:17:49,959 Yeah, yeah. 1705 01:17:49,959 --> 01:17:53,417 You ever hear of a guy named Leon Battista Alberti? 1706 01:17:54,083 --> 01:17:56,917 Yeah, yeah. He played for the 49ers, right? 1707 01:17:56,917 --> 01:18:01,583 Nah. He played for the 1400s. The Renaissance. 1708 01:18:01,583 --> 01:18:02,917 The what? 1709 01:18:02,917 --> 01:18:05,083 He's what you'd call a Renaissance man. 1710 01:18:05,083 --> 01:18:09,917 The guy was an architect, a writer, a painter, a musician, a scholar... 1711 01:18:09,917 --> 01:18:11,959 God knows what else. 1712 01:18:11,959 --> 01:18:13,583 But you know what I remember most about him? 1713 01:18:15,083 --> 01:18:18,917 They say that he could stand with his feet together like this 1714 01:18:18,917 --> 01:18:21,291 and spring straight over a man's head. 1715 01:18:22,917 --> 01:18:24,083 Really? Yeah. 1716 01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:27,125 If Leon Battista Alberti couldn't have done that, 1717 01:18:27,125 --> 01:18:29,291 I wouldn't have remembered a thing about him. 1718 01:18:30,041 --> 01:18:33,375 So he was sort of like a smart jock, then, right? 1719 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:35,625 That's right. You got it. 1720 01:18:36,792 --> 01:18:39,000 Now, ain't that an oxymoron? 1721 01:18:39,000 --> 01:18:40,959 That is. That is. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1722 01:18:40,959 --> 01:18:42,250 (CHUCKLES) Give me some. All right. 1723 01:18:42,250 --> 01:18:45,291 Talk to you later, Mr. Rago. All right. 1724 01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:52,333 The real question is, 1725 01:18:52,792 --> 01:18:54,458 is Ophelia right? 1726 01:18:54,834 --> 01:18:56,583 Is Hamlet crazy? 1727 01:19:01,542 --> 01:19:02,583 Hobbs. 1728 01:19:03,750 --> 01:19:06,625 I don't know. I think he's just playin' the fool. 1729 01:19:08,625 --> 01:19:09,959 Go on. 1730 01:19:09,959 --> 01:19:13,166 Well, it's like he says. Denmark's a prison. 1731 01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:16,875 Everybody's watchin' him all the time, spyin' on him. 1732 01:19:16,875 --> 01:19:18,041 If he thinks Denmark's a prison, 1733 01:19:18,041 --> 01:19:21,041 all he gotta do is move to a trailer park. 1734 01:19:21,041 --> 01:19:23,333 Tiny little rooms, six brothers and sisters. 1735 01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:25,875 I couldn't even take a whiz by myself. 1736 01:19:25,875 --> 01:19:28,208 Gets to you, man. It can make you crazy. 1737 01:19:28,208 --> 01:19:30,375 Imagine all your life waitin', growin' up, 1738 01:19:30,375 --> 01:19:32,834 hopin' a tornado would come and whoosh you out of there. 1739 01:19:32,834 --> 01:19:34,000 (RECRUITS LAUGHING) 1740 01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:35,417 That's not what I'm sayin', man. 1741 01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:39,208 See, what I'm sayin' is that Hamlet's actin' crazy for a reason. 1742 01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:42,667 Give him some time to think, plan his next move, 1743 01:19:44,041 --> 01:19:47,000 keep his eye on everybody else. 1744 01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:48,667 You sure you're readin' the same play? 1745 01:19:50,041 --> 01:19:53,500 Mr. Rago, from now on, I'm sitting next to my man Hobbs. 1746 01:19:53,917 --> 01:19:56,333 Smart move, Benitez. 1747 01:19:57,041 --> 01:20:01,083 Uh, all right. That's it. 1748 01:20:01,083 --> 01:20:02,959 Okay? Let's call it quits for today. 1749 01:20:02,959 --> 01:20:04,959 ALL: Hoo-ah. 1750 01:20:04,959 --> 01:20:07,708 LEROY: Fall in outside. First aid today, fellas. 1751 01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:11,375 So how'd you get to be so smart, huh? 1752 01:20:11,375 --> 01:20:14,792 Told you, girl. I been around. I seen things. Yeah! 1753 01:20:14,792 --> 01:20:16,542 Hobbs. Yeah. 1754 01:20:17,959 --> 01:20:19,542 What's the deal, man? 1755 01:20:19,875 --> 01:20:21,375 Deal? 1756 01:20:23,041 --> 01:20:24,583 Where'd you go to school? 1757 01:20:25,041 --> 01:20:26,583 Well, lots of places. 1758 01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:29,917 You ever read this stuff before? 1759 01:20:29,917 --> 01:20:32,041 (CHUCKLES) Nah. 1760 01:20:32,041 --> 01:20:34,542 Phew. Well, stick with it. You're doin' fine. 1761 01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:41,750 "He who increases knowledge increases sorrow." 1762 01:20:45,083 --> 01:20:48,417 (WHISPERING) Increases sorrow. Increases sorrow. 1763 01:20:48,959 --> 01:20:49,959 Shakespeare? 1764 01:20:49,959 --> 01:20:51,750 Mmm-mmm. The Bible. 1765 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:56,417 Even Shakespeare has his superior. (CLICKS TONGUE) 1766 01:20:59,083 --> 01:21:03,458 LEROY: Let's go, Hobbs! Forward march! 1767 01:21:03,458 --> 01:21:07,083 Look, is there any way you guys could have made a mistake with this kid? 1768 01:21:07,083 --> 01:21:09,625 (LAUGHING) Us? Make a mistake? 1769 01:21:10,291 --> 01:21:13,125 I'm telling you, he doesn't belong in there. 1770 01:21:13,125 --> 01:21:17,083 He belongs in, uh, lieutenant training school or something. 1771 01:21:17,083 --> 01:21:20,667 You think I can wave a wand and send this kid to West Point? 1772 01:21:20,667 --> 01:21:21,542 Rago, come on. 1773 01:21:21,542 --> 01:21:23,041 I got guys sleepin' in the rafters. 1774 01:21:23,041 --> 01:21:24,500 I got a flood in the laundry. 1775 01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:27,959 And I just got a call from the motor pool tellin' me they lost an APC. 1776 01:21:27,959 --> 01:21:29,208 They lost it! 1777 01:21:29,208 --> 01:21:31,625 The thing's the size of a tank! How could they lose it? 1778 01:21:31,625 --> 01:21:35,333 It's a machine, Captain. This is a human being I'm talkin' about. 1779 01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:38,000 I mean, this is a smart kid, as good as they come. 1780 01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:41,125 Damn it, Bill, it is just not that easy! 1781 01:21:41,125 --> 01:21:45,458 All right. Roosevelt Hobbs. He deserves a shot. 1782 01:21:47,959 --> 01:21:49,834 Hobbs. 1783 01:21:49,834 --> 01:21:51,792 ALL: ♪ To be or not to be... 1784 01:21:51,792 --> 01:21:53,125 You got no rhythm. 1785 01:21:53,125 --> 01:21:55,792 (CHUCKLES) Badda-badda... There! 1786 01:21:55,792 --> 01:21:58,417 ♪ To be or not to be... 1787 01:21:58,417 --> 01:21:59,959 DAVIS: We gotta sing at the same time? 1788 01:21:59,959 --> 01:22:03,000 MYERS: Yeah. Of course we do. What do ya think I'm trying to show you? 1789 01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:04,792 ♪ To be or not to be... 1790 01:22:04,792 --> 01:22:06,000 (LAUGHTER) 1791 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,083 ♪ To be... ♪ 1792 01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:08,166 MELVIN: Hey, hey! Here he comes! I seen him. 1793 01:22:08,166 --> 01:22:09,917 Hurry up! Everybody get ready! Here we go. 1794 01:22:09,917 --> 01:22:11,583 HOBBS: Are you ready? And... 1795 01:22:11,583 --> 01:22:14,250 RECRUITS: (RAPPING) ♪ They gotta know They gotta know we gotta flow 1796 01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:17,208 ♪ They gotta know They gotta know, ho! 1797 01:22:17,208 --> 01:22:19,375 ♪ They gotta know They gotta know we gotta flow 1798 01:22:19,375 --> 01:22:22,333 ♪ They gotta know They gotta know, ho! 1799 01:22:22,333 --> 01:22:25,125 ♪ They gotta know They gotta know we gotta flow 1800 01:22:25,125 --> 01:22:27,500 ♪ They gotta know They gotta know, ho! 1801 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:29,166 ♪ They gotta know They gotta know 1802 01:22:29,166 --> 01:22:30,166 ♪ Come with me 1803 01:22:30,166 --> 01:22:33,041 ♪ They gotta know Cue it, check it out 1804 01:22:33,041 --> 01:22:35,166 ♪ To be or not to be 1805 01:22:35,166 --> 01:22:37,375 ♪ The Double-D MCs are lettin' it be 1806 01:22:37,375 --> 01:22:40,333 ♪ Let it be To be or not to be 1807 01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:43,333 ♪ MC Hobbs on the job rippin' rhymes like the mob 1808 01:22:43,333 --> 01:22:46,250 ♪ The shit's iller than Cape Fear, the Shakespeare saga 1809 01:22:46,250 --> 01:22:48,542 ♪ Started with this prince kid his moms and his father 1810 01:22:48,542 --> 01:22:52,375 ♪ Till pops got took for his props undercover by his brother, man 1811 01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:54,417 ♪ Now his brother's King Lover, man 1812 01:22:54,417 --> 01:22:57,083 ♪ Actin' real trite, he took his brother's life 1813 01:22:57,083 --> 01:22:59,375 ♪ For his green and to sex up his queen 1814 01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,750 ♪ But the prince, he ain't goin' for it, he's out for revenge 1815 01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:05,083 ♪ His pop's ghost told him, "Damn it, Hamlet, those are your ends 1816 01:23:05,083 --> 01:23:07,208 ♪ "So just chill and cool for now 1817 01:23:07,208 --> 01:23:09,625 ♪ "P-P-Play the fool until ya take him out 1818 01:23:09,625 --> 01:23:12,375 ♪ "'Cause all eyes is on you So one way or the other 1819 01:23:12,375 --> 01:23:15,375 ♪ "It's a kamikaze style or do it undercover 1820 01:23:15,375 --> 01:23:18,250 ♪ "But either way ya gotta slay-ah, so what the hey-ah? 1821 01:23:18,250 --> 01:23:21,083 ♪ "So strap on your black and get set for the payback" 1822 01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:23,375 ♪ Ain't got no gat but he's sportin' a tool 1823 01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:25,583 ♪ Strappin' a sword for the Laertes duel 1824 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:28,542 ♪ 'Cause he's tryin' to blame Hamlet for his sister's death 1825 01:23:28,542 --> 01:23:31,458 ♪ But she took her own last breath, she ain't got shh left 1826 01:23:31,458 --> 01:23:34,291 ♪ Never heard yet a more absurd set 1827 01:23:34,291 --> 01:23:37,125 ♪ Of circumstances, murder and romances, so... 1828 01:23:37,125 --> 01:23:38,917 ♪ Incest, we had to put it to rest 1829 01:23:38,917 --> 01:23:42,542 ♪ We had time to manifest, he stuck the dagger in the king's chest 1830 01:23:42,542 --> 01:23:47,250 ♪ To be or not to be The Double-D MCs is lettin' it be 1831 01:23:47,250 --> 01:23:49,625 ♪ Let be to be or not to be ♪ To be or not to be 1832 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:52,291 ♪ The Double-D MCs is lettin' it be ♪ Ophelia 1833 01:23:52,291 --> 01:23:55,291 ♪ Let be to be or not to be 1834 01:23:55,291 --> 01:23:58,041 ♪ The Double-D MCs is lettin' it be 1835 01:23:58,041 --> 01:24:00,417 ♪ Let be to be or not to be 1836 01:24:00,417 --> 01:24:04,083 ♪ The Double-D MCs is lettin' it be ♪ 1837 01:24:04,083 --> 01:24:06,375 Wow! Great! (WHISTLING) 1838 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:08,917 Great. Bravo. Bravo. Go, Hamlet. Go, Hamlet. 1839 01:24:08,917 --> 01:24:10,166 ALL: Go, Hamlet. 1840 01:24:10,166 --> 01:24:13,166 Go, Hamlet. Go, Hamlet. 1841 01:24:13,166 --> 01:24:17,166 Go, Hamlet. Go, Hamlet. Go, Hamlet. 1842 01:24:17,166 --> 01:24:19,625 MAN ON PA: Fire! (GUNSHOTS) 1843 01:24:20,125 --> 01:24:21,959 Breathe, Haywood. 1844 01:24:21,959 --> 01:24:23,458 (CONSOLE BEEPS) 1845 01:24:23,458 --> 01:24:26,000 (GUNSHOTS CONTINUE) (CONSOLE BEEPS) 1846 01:24:26,000 --> 01:24:27,625 DAVIS: Damn, Haywood! 1847 01:24:28,125 --> 01:24:30,291 Outstanding. Outstanding. 1848 01:24:30,291 --> 01:24:33,166 Drill Sergeant! No problem, Drill Sergeant! Too easy! 1849 01:24:33,166 --> 01:24:34,291 Outstanding, Haywood. 1850 01:24:34,291 --> 01:24:36,625 (GUNSHOTS CONTINUE) 1851 01:24:36,625 --> 01:24:40,208 You know, what ya need to get is a Winchester .30-30 like my pa got. 1852 01:24:40,208 --> 01:24:42,458 Ain't nothin' that can touch that rifle. 1853 01:24:42,458 --> 01:24:47,125 You know, you could pick off a deer at about 150 yards away, 1854 01:24:47,125 --> 01:24:48,375 but that's open-sight, mind you. 1855 01:24:48,375 --> 01:24:50,333 That rifle ain't got no scope. 1856 01:24:50,333 --> 01:24:52,834 Eh, don't listen to him. Don't get no Winchester .30-30. 1857 01:24:52,834 --> 01:24:56,375 You need to get yourself a Galil, an Israeli assault rifle. 1858 01:24:56,375 --> 01:24:58,333 All right? You can stick on twin banana clips, 1859 01:24:58,333 --> 01:25:00,333 pump out 60 rounds in three seconds. 1860 01:25:00,333 --> 01:25:02,166 That's what I'm talkin' about. Right? Yeah. 1861 01:25:02,166 --> 01:25:04,291 That's pretty good. 1862 01:25:04,291 --> 01:25:06,000 Yeah, that's a lot of deer, I guess. 1863 01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:07,000 Lot of deer. 1864 01:25:07,000 --> 01:25:08,708 MAN: Right face! 1865 01:25:10,166 --> 01:25:11,834 At ease! Carry on! 1866 01:25:13,834 --> 01:25:14,875 Go on, man. 1867 01:25:19,333 --> 01:25:21,000 Straight ahead, sir. 1868 01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:22,250 Which one, Sergeant? 1869 01:25:22,250 --> 01:25:25,083 (WHISPERING) He's comin' to get me. He's comin' to get me. 1870 01:25:25,083 --> 01:25:26,000 (CLEARS THROAT) 1871 01:25:31,375 --> 01:25:33,875 MURDOCH: Put down your tray, son. 1872 01:25:35,083 --> 01:25:37,208 MAN: Mark time, march! 1873 01:25:37,208 --> 01:25:39,875 Oh, this is too long for me. 1874 01:25:44,291 --> 01:25:46,750 DRILL SERGEANT: Eyes front! 1875 01:25:48,208 --> 01:25:50,542 MURDOCH: Carry on, Drill Sergeant. 1876 01:25:50,542 --> 01:25:53,417 What? What? You were right. He's a sharp kid. 1877 01:25:53,417 --> 01:25:55,250 His real name is Nathanial Hobbs. 1878 01:25:55,250 --> 01:25:56,500 He doctored his driver's license. 1879 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:59,417 I hear it's the smart thing to do in his line of work. 1880 01:25:59,417 --> 01:26:02,500 What? What? He sold crack, Rago. 1881 01:26:02,500 --> 01:26:04,583 Apparently he was quite the entrepreneur. 1882 01:26:04,583 --> 01:26:07,041 Wayne County Sheriff has a warrant out for his arrest. 1883 01:26:07,041 --> 01:26:09,458 Two counts possession. 1884 01:26:09,458 --> 01:26:12,875 I guess he thought he could hide out in the army. 1885 01:26:13,125 --> 01:26:14,792 Sorry, Bill. 1886 01:26:15,083 --> 01:26:16,083 Damn it! 1887 01:26:16,959 --> 01:26:17,959 Damn it! 1888 01:26:23,250 --> 01:26:26,959 ♪ Life in the streets isn't easy 1889 01:26:26,959 --> 01:26:27,959 That's it. 1890 01:26:29,208 --> 01:26:31,291 You forgot about these. 1891 01:26:31,291 --> 01:26:33,500 ♪ All I see is pain and misery 1892 01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:37,750 ♪ I kneel and pray for the victory 1893 01:26:38,917 --> 01:26:45,792 ♪ Strength and protection to survive in this society 1894 01:26:50,250 --> 01:26:52,708 ♪ A wild kid out to get a bid 1895 01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:55,500 ♪ Did some shit that he never shoulda did 1896 01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:58,458 ♪ But he paid the price, lived real trite 1897 01:26:58,458 --> 01:27:01,291 ♪ Ruined his life and lived by the knife 1898 01:27:01,291 --> 01:27:02,500 ♪ Had to learn the hard way 1899 01:27:02,500 --> 01:27:04,959 ♪ But someday you gotta pay 1900 01:27:08,166 --> 01:27:09,834 Hold it! Wait! 1901 01:27:10,291 --> 01:27:12,834 Wait! Wait up! 1902 01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:17,125 Wait. Look. I talked to Colonel James. 1903 01:27:18,333 --> 01:27:21,792 It's ridiculous. It's the army. 1904 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:23,166 Teach. 1905 01:27:23,166 --> 01:27:24,375 I don't know what to say. 1906 01:27:24,375 --> 01:27:25,959 Let it be. 1907 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:29,083 (SIGHS) I'm sorry this happened. I... 1908 01:27:30,333 --> 01:27:32,125 Just let it be, Teach. 1909 01:27:33,458 --> 01:27:36,542 ♪ Statistics show that kids with no dough 1910 01:27:36,542 --> 01:27:39,000 ♪ Ain't got no chance got nowhere to go 1911 01:27:40,208 --> 01:27:41,834 DAVIS: Good luck, Hobbs. 1912 01:27:43,166 --> 01:27:44,041 Bye. 1913 01:27:45,125 --> 01:27:46,834 LEROY: Stay up, Hobbs. 1914 01:27:51,166 --> 01:27:52,959 Poor bastard. (SIGHS) 1915 01:27:53,458 --> 01:27:55,166 He had the stuff. 1916 01:27:57,500 --> 01:28:00,000 He could've made it. (ENGINE STARTS) 1917 01:28:00,667 --> 01:28:05,000 ♪ Life in the streets is a mystery 1918 01:28:06,542 --> 01:28:10,166 ♪ Don't know my friends from my enemies 1919 01:28:12,333 --> 01:28:15,166 ♪ Up the ladder could be trouble 1920 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:19,583 ♪ But I'll hold on tight 1921 01:28:19,583 --> 01:28:23,875 ♪ And I will never, never give up the fight ♪ 1922 01:28:24,542 --> 01:28:27,166 How ya doin', Miranda? All right. 1923 01:28:28,500 --> 01:28:31,041 MONTGOMERY: You all right? Mmm-hmm. 1924 01:28:33,208 --> 01:28:34,333 Keep your head up. 1925 01:28:34,333 --> 01:28:37,208 All right. Um... We just, uh... 1926 01:28:39,375 --> 01:28:41,542 We just finished the play within the play. 1927 01:28:41,542 --> 01:28:44,875 Um, so let's discuss what happens. 1928 01:28:45,375 --> 01:28:47,875 Come on. You know what happens. 1929 01:28:48,417 --> 01:28:51,417 Wanna know what happens? I know what happens. 1930 01:28:51,417 --> 01:28:53,542 You try to stand up, and they knock you down. 1931 01:28:53,542 --> 01:28:55,542 Then you show 'em that you're smart, 1932 01:28:55,542 --> 01:28:58,583 and they get rid of your sorry ass. 1933 01:28:58,583 --> 01:29:00,583 That's what happens. That's right. 1934 01:29:00,583 --> 01:29:03,250 That's the way it always goes. Hoo-ah? 1935 01:29:03,250 --> 01:29:04,250 ALL: Hoo-ah. 1936 01:29:23,208 --> 01:29:24,959 A couple of days ago, 1937 01:29:25,417 --> 01:29:27,917 without discussing it with him, 1938 01:29:29,166 --> 01:29:33,125 I went to the army to ask them to look into Hobbs' record. 1939 01:29:33,625 --> 01:29:36,417 You did what, man? DAVIS: Oh, man! 1940 01:29:36,417 --> 01:29:37,750 MONTGOMERY: You did? 1941 01:29:37,750 --> 01:29:39,583 DAVIS: Oh, man! MONTGOMERY: What's the matter with you? 1942 01:29:39,583 --> 01:29:42,000 (RECRUITS CHATTERING) 1943 01:29:42,792 --> 01:29:45,166 I didn't know anything about his past. 1944 01:29:45,792 --> 01:29:49,083 Neither did any of you. Yeah, right. 1945 01:29:49,583 --> 01:29:51,625 I'm not sorry for what I did. 1946 01:29:51,625 --> 01:29:55,125 I believed in his potential. I wanted to see him succeed. 1947 01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:00,959 I am sorry for the result. 1948 01:30:01,166 --> 01:30:02,250 You sorry? 1949 01:30:05,792 --> 01:30:09,291 All I know is, the choices we make 1950 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:15,000 dictate the life we lead. 1951 01:30:22,458 --> 01:30:24,333 "To thine own self be true." 1952 01:31:11,708 --> 01:31:13,708 One, two, three... ALL: One! 1953 01:31:13,708 --> 01:31:15,667 One, two, three... Two! 1954 01:31:15,667 --> 01:31:17,583 One, two, three... Three! 1955 01:31:17,583 --> 01:31:19,333 (GRUNTING) 1956 01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:44,458 Hey, excuse me, sir. I'm out lookin' for the base chapel. 1957 01:31:44,458 --> 01:31:45,834 Base chapel? MAN: Yeah. 1958 01:31:45,834 --> 01:31:47,917 Go back around the curve 'til you reach the P.X., you hang a right. 1959 01:31:47,917 --> 01:31:50,834 Mmm-hmm. You come to that line of APCs, you turn left. 1960 01:31:50,834 --> 01:31:53,750 You go about a half a click, you come to the RFPC building. 1961 01:31:53,750 --> 01:31:56,792 It's right around the back. Got it? Yeah. 1962 01:31:56,792 --> 01:31:58,834 PLATOON LEADER: ♪ Show the world Yeah. 1963 01:31:58,834 --> 01:32:01,125 RECRUITS: ♪ Show the world ♪ 1964 01:32:25,250 --> 01:32:26,250 Ma? 1965 01:32:28,667 --> 01:32:30,417 Ma, you home? 1966 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,375 (LAUGHING) 1967 01:33:12,667 --> 01:33:14,333 Ahhh! 1968 01:33:16,500 --> 01:33:17,500 (WHIMPERING) 1969 01:33:28,500 --> 01:33:30,208 Daddy! (CHUCKLES) 1970 01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:36,000 BILL: ♪ Hamlet's mama, she's the queen 1971 01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:37,875 ALL: ♪ Hamlet's mama, she's the queen 1972 01:33:37,875 --> 01:33:39,875 ♪ Buys it in the final scene 1973 01:33:39,875 --> 01:33:41,917 ♪ She buys it in the final scene 1974 01:33:41,917 --> 01:33:43,875 ♪ Drinks a glass of funky wine 1975 01:33:43,875 --> 01:33:45,875 ♪ Drinks a glass of funky wine 1976 01:33:45,875 --> 01:33:47,875 ♪ Now she's Satan's Valentine 1977 01:33:47,875 --> 01:33:49,875 ♪ Now she's Satan's Valentine ♪ 1978 01:33:49,875 --> 01:33:54,208 Left, left, left, right... Warriors! 1979 01:33:54,208 --> 01:33:58,375 ♪ They come from the cities and they come from the smaller towns 1980 01:33:58,375 --> 01:34:00,917 MONTGOMERY: They know the words, too! ♪ From the beat-up cars... 1981 01:34:00,917 --> 01:34:03,375 Come on. Change it! No, this is good! 1982 01:34:03,708 --> 01:34:05,375 Boom! Bang! 1983 01:34:05,875 --> 01:34:08,750 ♪ R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. 1984 01:34:08,750 --> 01:34:11,875 ♪ R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. 1985 01:34:11,875 --> 01:34:16,000 ♪ R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. Yeah, yeah... 1986 01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,333 ♪ Rockin' in the U.S.A. Whoo! 1987 01:34:18,333 --> 01:34:20,917 Mr. Rago, that's funny. All right, Mr. Rago, the joke's over. 1988 01:34:20,917 --> 01:34:21,875 Change it now. The joke is over. 1989 01:34:21,875 --> 01:34:23,959 It's gettin' scary back here, Mr. Rago. 1990 01:34:23,959 --> 01:34:25,708 Here we go. Guitar. (RADIO PLAYS GUITAR SOLO) 1991 01:34:25,708 --> 01:34:28,708 BILL: Go, Melvin! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 1992 01:34:28,708 --> 01:34:30,208 Ahhh! (LAUGHING) 1993 01:34:30,917 --> 01:34:33,083 Look at Mel! Look at Mel! (LAUGHING) 1994 01:34:33,083 --> 01:34:37,750 He's sick. Go, Mel! Go, Mel! 1995 01:34:37,750 --> 01:34:39,083 Do the drummer solo. Go, Haywood! 1996 01:34:39,083 --> 01:34:41,583 DAVIS: Come on, let's take 'em in. 1997 01:34:41,583 --> 01:34:42,917 (WHOOPING) 1998 01:34:42,917 --> 01:34:44,959 ♪ There was Frankie Lymon, Bobby Fuller, Mitch Ryder... 1999 01:34:44,959 --> 01:34:47,750 Hey, Mr. Rago! I had enough. 2000 01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:50,250 Mr. Rago, let me out. Let me out! 2001 01:34:50,250 --> 01:34:52,917 ♪ Don't forget James Brown... James Brown. 2002 01:34:52,917 --> 01:34:54,917 James Brown? James Brown! ♪ Rockin' in the U.S.A. 2003 01:34:54,917 --> 01:34:56,917 Oh! Oh! Oh! (YELLING) 2004 01:34:56,917 --> 01:34:59,750 James Brown! All right! Turn it up! 2005 01:34:59,750 --> 01:35:02,125 ♪ R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. 2006 01:35:02,125 --> 01:35:04,917 ♪ James Brown ♪ R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. 2007 01:35:04,917 --> 01:35:08,041 ♪ James Brown ♪ R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. 2008 01:35:08,041 --> 01:35:10,250 ♪ James Brown ♪ R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. 2009 01:35:10,250 --> 01:35:13,917 ♪ Sweet juicy brown ♪ R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. 2010 01:35:13,917 --> 01:35:16,166 ♪ Bobby Brown ♪ R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. 2011 01:35:16,166 --> 01:35:18,959 ♪ Snoop Doggy brown BILL: ♪ R-O-C-K in the... 2012 01:35:18,959 --> 01:35:20,542 All right, all right, all right, all right. 2013 01:35:20,542 --> 01:35:23,625 Okay, take it easy. Come on. Calm down a little bit here. Hold it. Hold it. 2014 01:35:24,959 --> 01:35:26,959 Hi. About how long are you staying in Canada? 2015 01:35:26,959 --> 01:35:28,625 Couple of hours. Where do you live? 2016 01:35:29,625 --> 01:35:31,125 ALL: In the U.S.A.! 2017 01:35:31,125 --> 01:35:33,583 RADIO: ♪ R-O-C-K in the U.S.A. ♪ Okay. 2018 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:37,166 MONTGOMERY: We gotta go to Canada to see Henry V? 2019 01:35:37,166 --> 01:35:39,708 BILL: It's the nearest theater it's playin'. 2020 01:35:39,708 --> 01:35:40,875 BENITEZ: This better be good. 2021 01:35:40,875 --> 01:35:43,291 (WAR DRUMS BEATING) 2022 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:47,291 (DRUMMING CONTINUES) (MEN SHOUTING) 2023 01:35:49,708 --> 01:35:51,917 (GROANING) 2024 01:35:51,917 --> 01:35:53,959 It's the drummer. Hey. You hear that? You hear that? 2025 01:35:53,959 --> 01:35:55,917 MAN: Shh... Boom, boom. 2026 01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:58,041 Turn around. What are you, the noise monitors? 2027 01:35:58,041 --> 01:36:01,333 Turn around. Turn around already. Ahhh. 2028 01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:04,500 "Lend the eye a terrible aspect, 2029 01:36:04,500 --> 01:36:08,208 "Let it pry through the portage of the head Like the brass cannon, 2030 01:36:08,208 --> 01:36:12,625 "let the brow o'erwhelm it As fearfully as doth a galled rock. 2031 01:36:13,625 --> 01:36:16,333 "Now set the teeth 2032 01:36:17,041 --> 01:36:20,166 "and stretch the nostril wide, 2033 01:36:20,166 --> 01:36:24,500 "Hold hard the breath, and bend up every spirit To his full height! 2034 01:36:26,041 --> 01:36:29,375 "On, on, you noblest English! 2035 01:36:30,166 --> 01:36:33,166 "Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof, 2036 01:36:33,166 --> 01:36:35,041 "Fathers that, like so many Alexanders, 2037 01:36:35,041 --> 01:36:38,041 "Have in these parts from morn till even fought, 2038 01:36:38,041 --> 01:36:40,667 "And sheath'd their swords for lack of argument. 2039 01:36:41,083 --> 01:36:44,166 "Dishonor not your mothers, 2040 01:36:44,166 --> 01:36:47,708 "now attest That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you. 2041 01:36:47,708 --> 01:36:51,708 "Be copy now to men of grosser blood, And teach them how to war. 2042 01:36:52,625 --> 01:36:55,375 "And you, good yeomen, 2043 01:36:56,208 --> 01:36:59,041 "Whose limbs were made in England, 2044 01:36:59,041 --> 01:37:01,208 "show us here The mettle of your pasture, 2045 01:37:01,208 --> 01:37:04,375 "let us swear That you are worth your breeding, 2046 01:37:05,750 --> 01:37:07,417 "which I doubt not, 2047 01:37:08,208 --> 01:37:10,208 "For there is none of you so mean and base 2048 01:37:10,208 --> 01:37:13,375 "That hath not noble luster in your eyes. 2049 01:37:16,125 --> 01:37:19,875 "I see you stand like grayhounds in the slips, 2050 01:37:19,875 --> 01:37:21,917 "Straining upon the start. 2051 01:37:21,917 --> 01:37:24,125 (WAR DRUMS BEATING) "The game's afoot. 2052 01:37:24,125 --> 01:37:27,750 "Follow your spirit, and, upon this charge Cry 2053 01:37:28,333 --> 01:37:31,875 "'God for Harry!'" ALL: Harry! 2054 01:37:31,875 --> 01:37:33,792 "'England...'" England! 2055 01:37:33,792 --> 01:37:36,750 "'...and Saint George!'" 2056 01:37:36,750 --> 01:37:38,708 (MEN CHEERING) 2057 01:37:39,917 --> 01:37:41,625 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 2058 01:37:45,625 --> 01:37:46,583 See them. 2059 01:37:46,959 --> 01:37:48,708 (GRUNTING) 2060 01:37:54,917 --> 01:37:56,583 (YELLING) 2061 01:38:01,959 --> 01:38:02,834 Come on, Mel! Hey! Hey! 2062 01:38:02,834 --> 01:38:04,083 Ahhh! 2063 01:38:04,083 --> 01:38:07,458 (MELVIN GROANING) Who shall be-eth my next victim? 2064 01:38:07,458 --> 01:38:09,792 Yo! I can't wait to get back and do the push-ups. 2065 01:38:09,792 --> 01:38:10,792 (LAUGHING) 2066 01:38:12,250 --> 01:38:14,250 Mel, what'd you do? You slept through the whole thing, didn't you? 2067 01:38:14,250 --> 01:38:15,458 No, no. I didn't sleep at all. 2068 01:38:15,458 --> 01:38:17,125 I tell you, I really enjoyed it, Mr. Bill. 2069 01:38:17,125 --> 01:38:18,834 I can't thank you enough. Yeah, yeah. 2070 01:38:18,834 --> 01:38:20,333 The best part was the drummer. 2071 01:38:20,333 --> 01:38:22,458 The drummer was the best part of the whole joint. Yeah, he was good. 2072 01:38:22,458 --> 01:38:25,458 Listen, I liked the whole thing. Everything was great. 2073 01:38:25,458 --> 01:38:28,166 I just didn't like them stupid accents they used. 2074 01:38:28,166 --> 01:38:30,959 That's so stupid. Why can't they talk like us, right? 2075 01:38:30,959 --> 01:38:32,458 Listen to yourself. Listen to you! 2076 01:38:32,458 --> 01:38:34,834 HAYWOOD: Rocky Balboa or somebody. (LAUGHING) 2077 01:38:34,834 --> 01:38:36,458 Hey, I'm so cool... 2078 01:38:36,875 --> 01:38:38,625 Talk about an accent. 2079 01:38:40,792 --> 01:38:42,458 BENITEZ: Henry V says, 2080 01:38:42,458 --> 01:38:46,041 (IMITATING AL PACINO) "Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, 2081 01:38:46,041 --> 01:38:47,625 "Or close the wall up with our English dead! 2082 01:38:47,625 --> 01:38:52,375 "In peace there's nothing so becomes a man..." As shuttin' the hell up. 2083 01:38:52,375 --> 01:38:54,375 (WITH CUBAN ACCENT) Okay, Tony, shut the hell up, okay? 2084 01:38:54,375 --> 01:38:56,000 Okay. You're drivin' me crazy, okay? 2085 01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:57,208 Okay, okay. I said okay. 2086 01:38:57,208 --> 01:39:00,041 Quiet, now. One time you gotta tell me. One time. 2087 01:39:00,041 --> 01:39:01,458 Shut the hell up. 2088 01:39:01,458 --> 01:39:04,834 Where'd you get that? At the theater. Relax, I paid for it. 2089 01:39:11,000 --> 01:39:13,166 ALL: ♪ Hump-ty dump-ty dump 2090 01:39:13,166 --> 01:39:16,333 ♪ All together now ♪ Hump-ty Dump-ty dump 2091 01:39:16,333 --> 01:39:19,208 ♪ Oh, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall 2092 01:39:19,208 --> 01:39:21,333 ♪ Humpty Dumpty had a great fall 2093 01:39:21,333 --> 01:39:24,834 ♪ Hump, make it funky now hump, make it funky now 2094 01:39:24,834 --> 01:39:27,708 ♪ Hump-ty Dump-ty dump ♪ 2095 01:39:27,708 --> 01:39:31,417 See, I need some information about a soldier who served in Vietnam. 2096 01:39:31,417 --> 01:39:35,208 His name is Brian Davis, Sr. Okay. 2097 01:39:35,208 --> 01:39:39,041 No, wait. It would be, actually, Brian Davis. 2098 01:39:39,041 --> 01:39:40,834 Grand Forks, North Dakota. 2099 01:39:41,875 --> 01:39:43,583 Okay. Are you CID? 2100 01:39:45,250 --> 01:39:48,542 Of course I'm CID. Why else would I be here, right? 2101 01:39:48,875 --> 01:39:49,875 Right. 2102 01:39:52,041 --> 01:39:53,750 Excuse me one second. 2103 01:39:55,250 --> 01:39:57,208 Excuse me, Sergeant. He needs some records... 2104 01:39:57,208 --> 01:39:59,875 SERGEANT: Oh, he does, huh? Okay, I'll handle it, then. 2105 01:40:03,875 --> 01:40:04,834 Hi. No. 2106 01:40:05,750 --> 01:40:06,792 What? 2107 01:40:06,792 --> 01:40:08,375 She's not allowed to access those files 2108 01:40:08,375 --> 01:40:11,125 without prior authorization from her supervisor. 2109 01:40:11,125 --> 01:40:12,792 I'm her supervisor. 2110 01:40:14,250 --> 01:40:16,875 (CHUCKLES) But I just told her I was CIP. 2111 01:40:20,750 --> 01:40:21,708 CIT? 2112 01:40:23,792 --> 01:40:24,750 CIG? 2113 01:40:27,125 --> 01:40:29,208 "D." "D." 2114 01:40:29,208 --> 01:40:32,083 I'm CID. So, can I get the records? 2115 01:40:32,083 --> 01:40:34,250 (CHUCKLES) No. 2116 01:40:34,250 --> 01:40:36,583 Aw, come on. Is that all you ever say? 2117 01:40:37,959 --> 01:40:38,875 No. 2118 01:40:42,291 --> 01:40:44,708 Hmm. A window of opportunity. 2119 01:40:48,834 --> 01:40:49,792 Huh? 2120 01:40:50,875 --> 01:40:51,792 No? 2121 01:40:53,041 --> 01:40:54,667 (MOUTHING) No. 2122 01:40:54,667 --> 01:40:58,125 Mr. Bill, why do we need to know every Tom, Dick, and Orsic 2123 01:40:58,125 --> 01:40:59,625 in this play anyhow? 2124 01:41:00,375 --> 01:41:04,625 A-ha. Melvin, I'm glad you asked. 2125 01:41:05,291 --> 01:41:08,625 Where you goin'? No, no, no. 2126 01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:10,959 RECRUITS: Aw! 2127 01:41:13,166 --> 01:41:15,250 In four days, each and every one of you 2128 01:41:15,250 --> 01:41:17,750 will be up in front of the class, 2129 01:41:18,166 --> 01:41:20,333 facin' the firing squad. 2130 01:41:20,333 --> 01:41:22,625 Who's doin' the shootin'? Me. 2131 01:41:22,625 --> 01:41:25,250 Hey, Bill, you ain't never said nothin' 'bout no damn test. 2132 01:41:25,250 --> 01:41:27,125 Nobody asked me. I'm the teacher. 2133 01:41:27,125 --> 01:41:28,417 My hands are sweatin' already. 2134 01:41:28,417 --> 01:41:31,500 Well, I thought you was my boy, man. Give us a ride here. 2135 01:41:31,500 --> 01:41:34,542 No more rides, Montgomery. No more free passes. 2136 01:41:34,542 --> 01:41:37,875 Look, um, Mr. Rago, we talked about this. I'm not good at tests. 2137 01:41:38,333 --> 01:41:40,875 (RECRUITS CHATTERING) 2138 01:41:40,875 --> 01:41:41,834 Look! 2139 01:41:43,041 --> 01:41:44,834 You are not dumb. 2140 01:41:46,166 --> 01:41:47,959 But I need you to know that. 2141 01:41:49,166 --> 01:41:50,458 When you walk out that door, 2142 01:41:50,458 --> 01:41:53,959 I want you to realize that nobody gave you anything. 2143 01:41:55,875 --> 01:41:58,959 I want you to know what it feels like to make the grade 2144 01:41:58,959 --> 01:42:00,667 all on your own. 2145 01:42:02,166 --> 01:42:03,834 You can do it. 2146 01:42:06,041 --> 01:42:07,667 I know it. 2147 01:42:12,041 --> 01:42:14,708 Victory starts here. 2148 01:42:16,917 --> 01:42:20,375 MAN: Recruits, single file! Look, I need you to fill these in 2149 01:42:20,375 --> 01:42:21,708 and return 'em with your attendance sheets ASAP. 2150 01:42:21,708 --> 01:42:25,166 I need 'em for the boys' records. They graduate next week. 2151 01:42:25,166 --> 01:42:26,417 What is this? 2152 01:42:26,417 --> 01:42:29,083 It's a certificate. It says they've completed the course. 2153 01:42:29,083 --> 01:42:30,708 Oh! 2154 01:42:31,208 --> 01:42:32,542 Well, they haven't. Not yet. 2155 01:42:32,542 --> 01:42:34,750 I'll sign 'em when they pass the test. 2156 01:42:35,083 --> 01:42:36,417 Test? What test? 2157 01:42:36,417 --> 01:42:38,208 I'm giving 'em a test this Friday. 2158 01:42:38,208 --> 01:42:41,542 (CHUCKLING) Oh, no, you're not. Oh, yes, I am. 2159 01:42:41,542 --> 01:42:44,250 Bill, look, you don't kid around with tests in the army. 2160 01:42:44,250 --> 01:42:45,458 Tests are real things here. 2161 01:42:45,458 --> 01:42:47,708 That's right, including mine. 2162 01:42:47,708 --> 01:42:51,250 Look, you've done your job. The drill sergeants are happy with your guys. 2163 01:42:51,250 --> 01:42:53,291 They're makin' it as soldiers. 2164 01:42:53,291 --> 01:42:54,959 They don't need your test. 2165 01:42:56,083 --> 01:42:57,375 You're wrong, Tom. 2166 01:42:57,375 --> 01:42:59,417 If they pass it, they'll know they earned something. 2167 01:42:59,417 --> 01:43:00,917 And if they flunk it, they're gone. 2168 01:43:00,917 --> 01:43:04,792 This isn't Princeton, Rago. We don't have summer school. You got it? 2169 01:43:05,125 --> 01:43:06,750 (EXHALES) 2170 01:43:07,125 --> 01:43:08,917 Sit down, please, Bill. 2171 01:43:13,291 --> 01:43:15,792 Look, I know you mean well. 2172 01:43:16,458 --> 01:43:18,750 But this time, listen to me. 2173 01:43:20,250 --> 01:43:21,959 They're almost there. 2174 01:43:22,542 --> 01:43:24,792 Don't do to them what you did to Hobbs. 2175 01:43:32,083 --> 01:43:33,792 This came for you. 2176 01:43:39,166 --> 01:43:40,959 HOBBS: "Dear Mr. Rago, 2177 01:43:41,333 --> 01:43:42,959 "thanks for all your letters. 2178 01:43:42,959 --> 01:43:45,750 "And I don't know what you and Captain Murdoch wrote to the warden, 2179 01:43:45,750 --> 01:43:49,834 "but it sure worked, 'cause I may be gettin' outta here soon. 2180 01:43:49,834 --> 01:43:53,792 "Just wanted you to know, I've been reading Othello. 2181 01:43:54,166 --> 01:43:55,500 "Imagine that. 2182 01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:59,291 "Mr. Shakespeare writin' about a black man way back then, 2183 01:43:59,291 --> 01:44:01,000 "and a soldier, too. 2184 01:44:02,875 --> 01:44:07,959 "Prison librarian says I'm the first to check out Shakespeare in 16 years. 2185 01:44:07,959 --> 01:44:11,792 "She asked me if I was interested in signin' up for some college classes. 2186 01:44:11,792 --> 01:44:16,792 "I told her if they had a few teachers like you, I just might. 2187 01:44:24,667 --> 01:44:28,000 "Well, Mr. Rago, like Hamlet says, 2188 01:44:29,333 --> 01:44:31,166 "'The rest is silence.' 2189 01:44:32,166 --> 01:44:33,834 "Sincerely, 2190 01:44:34,250 --> 01:44:36,000 "Nathanial T. Hobbs." 2191 01:44:46,667 --> 01:44:50,333 Hey, Mr. Rago, let's talk about the fight between Laertes and Hamlet 2192 01:44:50,333 --> 01:44:51,542 at the end of the play. Now, that was good. 2193 01:44:51,542 --> 01:44:53,583 Yo, yo, yo. Hey, Billy, my boy, bust it. 2194 01:44:53,583 --> 01:44:54,959 Let's get back to the graveyard, 2195 01:44:54,959 --> 01:44:58,583 'cause them clowns diggin' up them skulls, that's the mad stuff. 2196 01:44:58,583 --> 01:45:00,208 Yo, what's up with that? Yup. 2197 01:45:00,208 --> 01:45:01,708 Okay. Okay. 2198 01:45:01,708 --> 01:45:04,875 Mr. Rago, does Hamlet have a last name or what? 2199 01:45:04,875 --> 01:45:06,583 MONTGOMERY: I know you know. You the man. 2200 01:45:06,583 --> 01:45:10,000 Yup, yup, yup. We're gonna go over everything. 2201 01:45:10,000 --> 01:45:14,917 But, uh... But first I have to talk to you about something. 2202 01:45:15,542 --> 01:45:18,041 Um, according to the army, 2203 01:45:18,875 --> 01:45:23,875 (EXHALES) you're not required to take a test to pass this class. 2204 01:45:24,291 --> 01:45:25,625 Hallelujah! Hey, yo! 2205 01:45:25,625 --> 01:45:28,333 (ALL CHATTERING) We passed! 2206 01:45:28,333 --> 01:45:29,834 I give you a A . 2207 01:45:29,834 --> 01:45:32,875 MELVIN: Thank you. Well, you get an A , too. Now, hold on, Mr. Bill. 2208 01:45:32,875 --> 01:45:36,708 What are you sayin' here, that if we fail, we still pass? 2209 01:45:36,708 --> 01:45:42,083 No, no. If you take a test, and you fail, you're out. 2210 01:45:42,750 --> 01:45:45,208 You're out of the army. Is that clear? 2211 01:45:46,417 --> 01:45:47,959 What? 2212 01:45:50,417 --> 01:45:51,625 What? 2213 01:45:51,625 --> 01:45:55,125 Um, you said if we take the test. 2214 01:45:56,625 --> 01:45:58,917 Yeah, Davis. The choice is yours. 2215 01:45:58,917 --> 01:46:03,750 Hold on. Hold on, Billy. How 'bout if we take the test, pass the test? 2216 01:46:03,750 --> 01:46:07,750 We get a bonus, we get, like, keys to a car, cash, a prize maybe? 2217 01:46:07,750 --> 01:46:09,250 A little somethin'? Some incentive? 2218 01:46:11,250 --> 01:46:12,959 You get a prize. 2219 01:46:14,208 --> 01:46:15,417 Yeah. 2220 01:46:15,417 --> 01:46:17,208 But you can't drive it, 2221 01:46:18,250 --> 01:46:20,041 or spend it, 2222 01:46:20,458 --> 01:46:22,000 or even see it. 2223 01:46:24,291 --> 01:46:26,125 All you can do is feel it. 2224 01:46:28,667 --> 01:46:30,792 What the hell kind of prize is that? 2225 01:46:30,792 --> 01:46:33,792 I got a family, all right? I need this job. 2226 01:46:33,792 --> 01:46:37,542 Imagine goin' home, tellin' your ma you got a Shakespearean discharge. 2227 01:46:37,542 --> 01:46:39,125 (SCOFFS) 2228 01:46:45,333 --> 01:46:46,625 Bill. Hmm? 2229 01:46:46,625 --> 01:46:49,166 If you get any sadder, you're gonna trip over your lip. 2230 01:46:52,667 --> 01:46:55,959 I'm sorry. I'm just not a fun date tonight. 2231 01:46:56,458 --> 01:46:58,667 Aw, just lighten up a little bit. 2232 01:46:58,667 --> 01:47:02,000 People are gonna think I kidnapped you. (LAUGHS) 2233 01:47:03,458 --> 01:47:04,708 You know, we get to keep these. 2234 01:47:04,708 --> 01:47:08,041 Ah. I have a lovely set of 16 at home. 2235 01:47:08,041 --> 01:47:11,542 I'm not much of a collector, but maybe if I get a bigger footlocker. 2236 01:47:11,542 --> 01:47:14,000 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 2237 01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:17,500 You have a great sense of humor. Well, I'm a staff sergeant. 2238 01:47:17,500 --> 01:47:19,542 Staff Sergeant Marie. 2239 01:47:19,542 --> 01:47:21,792 Staff Sergeant Leighton to you. 2240 01:47:21,792 --> 01:47:24,166 Staff Sergeant anything to me. SHANA: Sergeant? 2241 01:47:24,834 --> 01:47:27,417 Oh, there you are, Shana. Sorry I'm late. 2242 01:47:27,417 --> 01:47:28,291 MARIE: Are you okay? Mmm-hmm. 2243 01:47:29,542 --> 01:47:31,500 Hi. Remember me? 2244 01:47:31,500 --> 01:47:32,542 Hi. 2245 01:47:32,542 --> 01:47:34,667 I'm Shana. 2246 01:47:34,667 --> 01:47:38,000 Shana Leroy. I believe you know my husband. 2247 01:47:38,375 --> 01:47:40,291 You're Leroy's... 2248 01:47:40,291 --> 01:47:42,500 Yeah. So is he. 2249 01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:44,667 Ah! I didn't know that... 2250 01:47:44,667 --> 01:47:46,708 Well, how's the kid? Fine. 2251 01:47:46,708 --> 01:47:48,875 Oh. Oh. You're right, you know. 2252 01:47:48,875 --> 01:47:51,542 He probably will come out wearin' a helmet. 2253 01:47:51,542 --> 01:47:54,041 (CHUCKLES) Little joke. 2254 01:47:54,583 --> 01:47:56,250 Yeah? (CHUCKLES) 2255 01:47:57,583 --> 01:48:00,208 These are for you. Mr. Davis' records. 2256 01:48:07,583 --> 01:48:10,041 Mr. Rago, can you put it... 2257 01:48:14,750 --> 01:48:18,166 MARIE: I would show it to Sergeant Cass first. 2258 01:48:19,417 --> 01:48:21,041 Marie. 2259 01:48:21,542 --> 01:48:23,333 Thank you. Thank you. 2260 01:48:25,667 --> 01:48:28,250 Thank you. And thank you. 2261 01:48:29,792 --> 01:48:32,417 (WHISPERING) Uh, I'm gonna... Yeah. Mmm-hmm. 2262 01:48:32,417 --> 01:48:34,291 They're on bivouac tonight. 2263 01:48:36,750 --> 01:48:38,959 Looks like things went well. Yeah. 2264 01:48:38,959 --> 01:48:41,542 Nice kiss? Yes, it was. Thanks. 2265 01:48:41,542 --> 01:48:42,417 Mmm-hmm. 2266 01:48:47,250 --> 01:48:48,125 Oh. 2267 01:48:54,125 --> 01:48:58,417 CASS: Said weapon was found approximately 50 yards to my left, 2268 01:48:58,792 --> 01:49:01,583 in a large puddle of water. 2269 01:49:01,583 --> 01:49:02,708 HAYWOOD: It's my rifle, Drill Sergeant! 2270 01:49:02,708 --> 01:49:05,250 CASS: Now, men, this is totally unacceptable! 2271 01:49:05,250 --> 01:49:07,417 HAYWOOD: Drill Sergeant, yes, Drill Sergeant! 2272 01:49:08,583 --> 01:49:10,667 Fall back in! BILL: Lou! 2273 01:49:10,667 --> 01:49:12,625 Come here! I got somethin' for ya! 2274 01:49:12,625 --> 01:49:16,542 Lou! Hey, Lou! Come here! 2275 01:49:16,542 --> 01:49:18,291 It's important! 2276 01:49:20,041 --> 01:49:23,250 (GROANS) I know he does this on purpose. 2277 01:49:23,583 --> 01:49:25,166 (GRUNTS) 2278 01:49:25,959 --> 01:49:28,834 CASS: Yes, I love this weather! I love the rain! 2279 01:49:28,834 --> 01:49:30,625 He's crazy. I love it! 2280 01:49:30,625 --> 01:49:32,959 This is where we really start trainin'. 2281 01:49:32,959 --> 01:49:36,750 Just because it's rainin', the battle doesn't stop. Remember that. 2282 01:49:36,750 --> 01:49:38,458 Go! (RECRUITS GRUNTING) 2283 01:49:39,458 --> 01:49:41,667 (GRUNTING) 2284 01:49:41,667 --> 01:49:44,458 My old drill sergeant used to say... Go! 2285 01:49:44,458 --> 01:49:46,000 (SHOUTING AND GRUNTING) 2286 01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:51,333 "If it ain't rainin', we ain't trainin'!" Go! Yeah! 2287 01:49:52,834 --> 01:49:55,458 Oh, give me the rain! Give me the rain! 2288 01:49:56,542 --> 01:49:58,500 Yes, indeed. Go! 2289 01:50:00,166 --> 01:50:03,333 Private Melvin, front and center on the double! 2290 01:50:05,333 --> 01:50:06,333 Go! 2291 01:50:06,917 --> 01:50:08,959 (RECRUITS SHOUTING AND GRUNTING) 2292 01:50:08,959 --> 01:50:11,708 Private Melvin, you study Shakespeare. 2293 01:50:11,708 --> 01:50:13,542 Yes, sir, Drill Sergeant! 2294 01:50:13,542 --> 01:50:15,333 Go! Let me hear it, then. 2295 01:50:16,834 --> 01:50:18,834 I study Shakespeare, Drill Sergeant! 2296 01:50:18,834 --> 01:50:21,375 CASS: No! No! I wanna hear some! 2297 01:50:22,375 --> 01:50:23,500 Recite it. Go! 2298 01:50:26,208 --> 01:50:30,375 Fall back in. Private Benitez! Front and center! 2299 01:50:36,583 --> 01:50:38,417 Private Benitez, New York. 2300 01:50:40,708 --> 01:50:42,041 You study Shakespeare? 2301 01:50:42,041 --> 01:50:44,750 Drill Sergeant, yes, Drill Sergeant! 2302 01:50:44,750 --> 01:50:46,917 All right. Let me hear some. Go! 2303 01:50:46,917 --> 01:50:49,375 I said I wanna hear some. Let's go! 2304 01:50:50,625 --> 01:50:52,375 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 2305 01:50:53,708 --> 01:50:55,500 "He that lives..." 2306 01:50:59,041 --> 01:51:00,750 Come on, what? What was that? I can't hear it! 2307 01:51:00,750 --> 01:51:02,417 Come on! Go! 2308 01:51:04,542 --> 01:51:06,542 (GRUNTING CONTINUES) 2309 01:51:06,542 --> 01:51:08,375 "He that outlives this day, 2310 01:51:09,542 --> 01:51:11,250 "and comes safe home, 2311 01:51:11,834 --> 01:51:14,083 "Will stand a tip-toe when this day is named, 2312 01:51:14,083 --> 01:51:17,250 "And rouse him at the name of Crispian." 2313 01:51:19,083 --> 01:51:22,458 I didn't tell ya to stop. Keep goin'! Keep goin'! 2314 01:51:24,417 --> 01:51:25,417 Go! 2315 01:51:28,917 --> 01:51:32,208 "He that shall live this day, and see old age, 2316 01:51:32,208 --> 01:51:35,875 "Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors, And say 2317 01:51:35,875 --> 01:51:38,250 "'To-morrow is Saint Crispin.' 2318 01:51:38,959 --> 01:51:41,291 "Then will he strip his sleeve, show his scars. 2319 01:51:41,291 --> 01:51:45,458 "And say 'These wounds I had on Saint Crispin's Day.' 2320 01:51:47,083 --> 01:51:50,250 "Old men forget, yet all shall be forgot, 2321 01:51:50,959 --> 01:51:53,792 "But he'll remember with advantages 2322 01:51:53,792 --> 01:51:56,291 "What feats he did that day, 2323 01:51:56,792 --> 01:51:58,625 "Then shall our names, 2324 01:51:59,125 --> 01:52:02,417 "Familiar in his mouth as household words 2325 01:52:02,959 --> 01:52:06,458 "Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter, 2326 01:52:07,959 --> 01:52:09,625 "Warwick and Talbot, 2327 01:52:10,834 --> 01:52:13,291 "Salisbury and Gloucester, 2328 01:52:14,291 --> 01:52:17,500 "Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd. 2329 01:52:19,125 --> 01:52:21,625 "And this story shall the good man teach his son, 2330 01:52:22,834 --> 01:52:24,959 "And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by, 2331 01:52:24,959 --> 01:52:27,959 "From this day to the ending of the world, 2332 01:52:27,959 --> 01:52:31,625 "But we in it shall be remember'd." 2333 01:52:32,834 --> 01:52:34,500 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 2334 01:52:35,667 --> 01:52:37,333 "We few, 2335 01:52:39,750 --> 01:52:41,458 "we happy few, 2336 01:52:42,667 --> 01:52:44,333 "we band of brothers, 2337 01:52:46,208 --> 01:52:49,458 "For he to-day that sheds his blood with me 2338 01:52:50,834 --> 01:52:52,542 "Shall be my brother. 2339 01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:57,333 "And gentlemen in England now a-bed 2340 01:52:57,333 --> 01:53:01,000 "Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, 2341 01:53:01,000 --> 01:53:04,500 "And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks 2342 01:53:05,667 --> 01:53:07,375 "Who fought with us 2343 01:53:07,875 --> 01:53:10,333 "upon Saint Crispin's Day." 2344 01:53:16,000 --> 01:53:17,500 That enough, Drill Sergeant? 2345 01:53:20,875 --> 01:53:22,542 Yes, Benitez. Good. 2346 01:53:28,917 --> 01:53:30,750 That was nice! Good job! 2347 01:53:30,750 --> 01:53:32,542 Great. Great. 2348 01:53:36,875 --> 01:53:39,041 What's this? 2349 01:53:39,041 --> 01:53:41,208 These are Davis' father's records. 2350 01:53:41,208 --> 01:53:43,542 Do what you think is right. 2351 01:53:46,959 --> 01:53:49,041 ♪ One, two, three, four 2352 01:53:49,041 --> 01:53:50,834 ALL: ♪ Shoot, communicate, move on out 2353 01:53:50,834 --> 01:53:51,750 ♪ Your left, right ♪ 2354 01:53:51,750 --> 01:53:53,083 ALL: Warriors! 2355 01:53:53,083 --> 01:53:56,583 Double! Rear! Hesitate! March! 2356 01:53:58,708 --> 01:54:00,750 Ah... Ah... 2357 01:54:00,750 --> 01:54:02,583 Damn! Double! Rear! 2358 01:54:02,917 --> 01:54:04,583 Change step! March! 2359 01:54:05,959 --> 01:54:08,083 Ah... Ah... 2360 01:54:08,083 --> 01:54:10,583 Damn good! Change step! March! 2361 01:54:44,750 --> 01:54:46,458 Column left! March! 2362 01:54:47,458 --> 01:54:51,959 Left, left, left, right, left. ALL: Go, company. Company. Warriors! 2363 01:54:51,959 --> 01:54:55,625 Left, left, left, right, left. 2364 01:54:55,959 --> 01:54:57,750 Left, left. 2365 01:54:58,083 --> 01:54:59,792 LEROY: Squad, halt! 2366 01:55:00,959 --> 01:55:02,625 Right face! 2367 01:55:04,208 --> 01:55:07,291 Fall out to instructional positions! Hoo-ah! 2368 01:55:07,291 --> 01:55:11,250 ALL: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 2369 01:55:11,250 --> 01:55:15,667 five, four, three, two, one, freeze! 2370 01:55:15,667 --> 01:55:16,792 I said freeze! 2371 01:55:18,125 --> 01:55:21,625 Squad, assume test positions! Hoo-ah! 2372 01:55:25,375 --> 01:55:30,500 Sir! Double-D squad reporting for final exam... Sir. 2373 01:55:32,834 --> 01:55:33,834 Hoo-ah! 2374 01:55:40,333 --> 01:55:43,417 I feel sorry for Ophelia 'cause she kills herself. 2375 01:55:43,417 --> 01:55:46,000 'Cause first Hamlet dumps her, and then he kills her father. 2376 01:55:46,000 --> 01:55:48,708 It was an accident, but he did it. 2377 01:55:48,708 --> 01:55:53,625 So she dies without ever knowing the truth, that he really did love her. 2378 01:55:55,041 --> 01:55:57,542 Suicide ain't the way out. 2379 01:55:57,542 --> 01:56:01,542 A lot of people are on their own, and they make it. 2380 01:56:08,208 --> 01:56:10,750 The Ghost. Excellent. 2381 01:56:14,083 --> 01:56:16,542 Benitez. Uh, Yorick. 2382 01:56:16,917 --> 01:56:18,250 Yorick. 2383 01:56:18,250 --> 01:56:20,166 (RAPID GRUNTING) Yeah. 2384 01:56:20,166 --> 01:56:22,834 Haywood. Laertes. 2385 01:56:23,834 --> 01:56:25,542 Gimme somebody else. 2386 01:56:26,375 --> 01:56:29,583 Laertes, Haywood. Laertes is a fool! 2387 01:56:30,583 --> 01:56:34,208 He ain't never stopped to think about what type of person Hamlet was. 2388 01:56:34,208 --> 01:56:36,417 All he does is do what the king tells him to do. 2389 01:56:36,417 --> 01:56:39,542 When he fights Hamlet, all they do is end up killin' each other. 2390 01:56:39,542 --> 01:56:43,250 That's his problem. He don't stop and think before he acts. 2391 01:56:43,250 --> 01:56:44,875 I want somebody else, Bill. 2392 01:56:52,083 --> 01:56:54,041 BILL: Queen Gertrude. 2393 01:56:54,041 --> 01:56:56,291 Fortinbras. 2394 01:56:56,291 --> 01:56:58,792 What did we learn from the graveyard scene? 2395 01:56:58,792 --> 01:57:00,125 Leroy. 2396 01:57:00,125 --> 01:57:02,583 Well, maybe it means something, maybe it don't, but, um... 2397 01:57:02,583 --> 01:57:05,041 Well, I can see why the gravedigger say he went to work 2398 01:57:05,041 --> 01:57:07,375 the very day Hamlet was born. 2399 01:57:07,375 --> 01:57:10,583 I mean... Well, it's kinda funny when you think about it. 2400 01:57:11,250 --> 01:57:13,875 The day you're born, you start to die. 2401 01:57:17,417 --> 01:57:20,750 You see, when Hamlet see that skull in the graveyard, 2402 01:57:21,125 --> 01:57:22,625 he see the light. 2403 01:57:23,291 --> 01:57:25,458 Skull ain't got no tongue, you see? 2404 01:57:25,458 --> 01:57:28,291 That's why, later, when Hamlet's lyin' there, dyin', 2405 01:57:28,291 --> 01:57:30,291 he won't let his man Horatio kill himself. 2406 01:57:30,291 --> 01:57:32,792 Say, "Nah, man. I'm already gone. 2407 01:57:33,458 --> 01:57:35,667 "Don't fall on your sword for me. 2408 01:57:36,417 --> 01:57:39,208 "You gotta go on and be my tongue, 2409 01:57:39,208 --> 01:57:41,792 "tell my story, so I can live on." 2410 01:57:43,166 --> 01:57:45,834 You dig what I'm sayin'? It's deep, ya know? 2411 01:57:46,667 --> 01:57:49,250 It's way deep. Two times. Yeah. All right. 2412 01:57:49,250 --> 01:57:51,792 Two times, baby. Three times, my boy. 2413 01:57:52,458 --> 01:57:54,625 So what do we get out of this play? 2414 01:57:55,959 --> 01:57:56,959 Melvin. 2415 01:58:01,125 --> 01:58:02,625 You know, 2416 01:58:04,125 --> 01:58:07,125 all the people in the play, the kings and the queens and the princes, 2417 01:58:07,125 --> 01:58:08,625 they all die. 2418 01:58:08,625 --> 01:58:11,834 And in the end, all that's left is the two guys, 2419 01:58:12,250 --> 01:58:14,667 Fortinbras and Horatio. 2420 01:58:16,250 --> 01:58:18,708 A soldier and a student. 2421 01:58:20,208 --> 01:58:21,834 Ain't that somethin'? 2422 01:58:23,333 --> 01:58:25,708 That is something, Melvin. 2423 01:58:30,458 --> 01:58:32,542 Some eight or nine weeks ago, a young man or woman 2424 01:58:32,542 --> 01:58:36,667 apprehensively boarded a train, plane, or got into a car, 2425 01:58:36,667 --> 01:58:40,291 and began a journey to become a part of something 2426 01:58:40,291 --> 01:58:44,834 they only knew vaguely as the army. 2427 01:58:46,000 --> 01:58:47,583 That's Marie over there. 2428 01:58:47,583 --> 01:58:50,125 COLONEL JAMES: They did not go away to do something. BILL: See? 2429 01:58:50,125 --> 01:58:52,500 This is Emily. My daughter. 2430 01:58:52,500 --> 01:58:55,500 EMILY: Hi. I met her here. 2431 01:58:55,500 --> 01:58:57,375 Well, you could tell. She's cute. 2432 01:58:57,375 --> 01:58:59,583 Thank you. Well, she's very nice. 2433 01:58:59,583 --> 01:59:02,542 Today, we see them on this graduation field. 2434 01:59:02,542 --> 01:59:06,000 They are somehow stronger, prouder, 2435 01:59:07,041 --> 01:59:09,041 more mature, changed. 2436 01:59:10,542 --> 01:59:13,375 Today, you fine young men and women 2437 01:59:13,375 --> 01:59:17,250 assume your positions as guardians of America's future, 2438 01:59:17,250 --> 01:59:19,291 and that future looks bright indeed, 2439 01:59:19,291 --> 01:59:22,000 for both you and your country. 2440 01:59:22,708 --> 01:59:26,875 But we must never forget our debt of gratitude to the past, 2441 01:59:27,542 --> 01:59:30,875 and those who have served the army so bravely 2442 01:59:32,083 --> 01:59:33,708 and so well. 2443 01:59:34,583 --> 01:59:38,083 That is why I am especially proud 2444 01:59:40,125 --> 01:59:41,917 to dedicate this ceremony 2445 01:59:43,625 --> 01:59:47,792 to a fallen, but not forgotten, American hero. 2446 01:59:49,583 --> 01:59:52,792 A young radio operator serving in Vietnam, 2447 01:59:52,792 --> 01:59:56,917 whose platoon came under mortar attack near the outpost at Soc Trang. 2448 01:59:58,417 --> 02:00:01,750 This soldier held his post under fire 2449 02:00:02,417 --> 02:00:05,291 to relay coordinates, 2450 02:00:05,291 --> 02:00:09,792 which facilitated an artillery response. 2451 02:00:10,417 --> 02:00:13,917 This soldier gave his own life 2452 02:00:15,417 --> 02:00:17,834 in order to prevent the loss 2453 02:00:18,458 --> 02:00:20,125 of so many others. 2454 02:00:21,458 --> 02:00:24,291 I want to thank a civilian instructor 2455 02:00:24,291 --> 02:00:26,291 for pointing out this oversight, 2456 02:00:26,291 --> 02:00:28,792 Mr. William Rago, 2457 02:00:30,667 --> 02:00:34,500 for his efforts in seeing that the family of this fallen soldier 2458 02:00:34,500 --> 02:00:38,959 receives the honor he so richly deserves. 2459 02:00:43,417 --> 02:00:46,125 Company, attention! 2460 02:01:06,333 --> 02:01:08,875 Son, it's an honor to present to you 2461 02:01:09,500 --> 02:01:12,166 your father's Silver Star. 2462 02:01:34,041 --> 02:01:35,834 About face! 2463 02:01:48,542 --> 02:01:51,041 (BAND PLAYING MARCH) 2464 02:01:51,458 --> 02:01:53,917 DRILL SERGEANT: Eyes right! 2465 02:01:54,375 --> 02:01:56,166 Gee, they're tough. 2466 02:01:56,542 --> 02:01:58,875 To the right, march! 2467 02:02:04,500 --> 02:02:06,917 DRILL SERGEANT: Eyes right! 2468 02:02:08,375 --> 02:02:10,917 Forward march! There's Miranda. 2469 02:02:14,375 --> 02:02:16,208 Face front! 2470 02:02:26,417 --> 02:02:28,250 That's them. That's them. 2471 02:02:32,125 --> 02:02:33,250 Eyes right! 2472 02:02:41,458 --> 02:02:43,208 Ready! Front! 2473 02:02:44,417 --> 02:02:46,458 Double-Ds, eyes right! 2474 02:02:46,458 --> 02:02:48,083 (BAND PLAYING) 2475 02:03:15,166 --> 02:03:16,250 (WHISTLING) 2476 02:03:17,750 --> 02:03:21,083 CASS: Get in step! Left, right, left. 2477 02:03:21,458 --> 02:03:23,542 Left... Stay together! 2478 02:03:23,542 --> 02:03:27,000 Left, left, left, right, left. 2479 02:03:27,583 --> 02:03:29,667 Signin' up for another term, Bill? 2480 02:03:29,667 --> 02:03:31,792 Sir, yes, sir! (LAUGHING) 2481 02:03:31,792 --> 02:03:34,875 That's the way the English do it, Rago. 2482 02:03:34,875 --> 02:03:38,500 Your left, your left, your left, right, left. (CHUCKLING) 2483 02:03:38,500 --> 02:03:40,708 Left, left. 2484 02:03:40,708 --> 02:03:42,792 CASS: ♪ Hamlet's mama, she's the queen 2485 02:03:42,792 --> 02:03:44,625 ALL: ♪ Hamlet's mama, she's the queen 2486 02:03:44,625 --> 02:03:46,667 ♪ Buys it in the final scene 2487 02:03:46,667 --> 02:03:48,625 ♪ Buys it in the final scene 2488 02:03:48,625 --> 02:03:50,625 ♪ Drinks a glass of funky wine 2489 02:03:50,625 --> 02:03:52,542 ♪ Drinks a glass of funky wine 2490 02:03:52,542 --> 02:03:54,000 ♪ Now she's Satan's Valentine 2491 02:03:54,000 --> 02:03:56,333 ♪ Now she's Satan's Valentine ♪ 2492 02:03:57,583 --> 02:03:59,208 (DRUMROLL) 2493 02:04:09,542 --> 02:04:13,166 ♪ Maybe one day we'll be united 2494 02:04:14,375 --> 02:04:16,166 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah 2495 02:04:16,667 --> 02:04:20,291 ♪ And our love won't be divided 2496 02:04:24,375 --> 02:04:28,041 ♪ Maybe one day we'll be united 2497 02:04:28,291 --> 02:04:30,250 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh 2498 02:04:31,542 --> 02:04:35,417 ♪ And our love won't be divided 2499 02:04:35,417 --> 02:04:37,875 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh 2500 02:04:37,875 --> 02:04:41,000 ♪ If love a was a thing a me say money could a buy 2501 02:04:41,000 --> 02:04:44,875 ♪ The rich man would a live a me say poor man would die 2502 02:04:44,875 --> 02:04:48,041 ♪ If peace a was a thing they would a keep upon the earth 2503 02:04:48,041 --> 02:04:52,041 ♪ Happiness a would abundant unity would give birth 2504 02:04:52,041 --> 02:04:55,166 ♪ In a hungry nation, yes, you get a hungry people 2505 02:04:55,166 --> 02:04:59,708 ♪ That is mentally cripple and a kinda always wrong 2506 02:04:59,708 --> 02:05:02,750 ♪ Gunshot and fire in a South Africa 2507 02:05:02,750 --> 02:05:06,583 ♪ And the youth them a suffer in a Dominica 2508 02:05:06,583 --> 02:05:08,667 ♪ Peace, I got a plea for call 2509 02:05:08,667 --> 02:05:09,917 ♪ I see too many kids and they simply falling 2510 02:05:09,917 --> 02:05:11,291 ♪ In the streets, it's strife, a waste of a life 2511 02:05:11,291 --> 02:05:13,792 ♪ 'Cause he died by the bullet or he's stabbed with a knife 2512 02:05:13,792 --> 02:05:15,750 ♪ But yo, it ain't no way to go 2513 02:05:15,750 --> 02:05:17,750 ♪ You can't kill the next man just to get the dough 2514 02:05:17,750 --> 02:05:19,041 ♪ We gotta fight tonight but we gotta fight right 2515 02:05:19,041 --> 02:05:22,583 ♪ Can't fight for the dough, we gotta fight to unite 2516 02:05:22,583 --> 02:05:26,333 ♪ Maybe one day we'll be united 2517 02:05:26,333 --> 02:05:29,083 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah 2518 02:05:29,625 --> 02:05:33,458 ♪ And our love won't be divided 2519 02:05:33,458 --> 02:05:36,083 ♪ Oh, oh, yeah, yeah 2520 02:05:36,750 --> 02:05:40,375 ♪ Maybe one day we'll be united 2521 02:05:40,625 --> 02:05:42,291 ♪ United 2522 02:05:44,458 --> 02:05:48,333 ♪ And our love won't be divided 2523 02:05:48,333 --> 02:05:50,667 ♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh 2524 02:05:50,667 --> 02:05:53,792 ♪ In America the problem take over 2525 02:05:53,792 --> 02:05:57,792 ♪ Robber shot Peter Tosh in Kingston Jamaica 2526 02:05:57,792 --> 02:06:00,917 ♪ Me nah joke, me nah play, me nah jester 2527 02:06:00,917 --> 02:06:04,959 ♪ Respect Abu Baka, respect Mandela 2528 02:06:04,959 --> 02:06:08,125 ♪ Bob Marley, intelligent Rasta 2529 02:06:08,125 --> 02:06:11,959 ♪ Singing for world peace is Mr. Stevie Wonder 2530 02:06:11,959 --> 02:06:15,125 ♪ If you live by the gun a you will perish by the gun 2531 02:06:15,125 --> 02:06:19,041 ♪ And when Jah-Jah time come in Babylon them have to run 2532 02:06:19,041 --> 02:06:22,875 ♪ We need O-N-E L-O-V-E U-N-I-T-Y, before we all die 2533 02:06:22,875 --> 02:06:24,917 ♪ But you don't listen, you don't understand 2534 02:06:24,917 --> 02:06:26,792 ♪ Still kicking the bullshit, tryin' to be the man 2535 02:06:26,792 --> 02:06:28,125 ♪ Why you wanna go and do your old piece 2536 02:06:28,125 --> 02:06:29,375 ♪ Cause we're all rough and we're from the streets 2537 02:06:29,375 --> 02:06:32,708 ♪ You gotta go against the man with the corporation 2538 02:06:32,708 --> 02:06:34,875 ♪ Get an education to rebuild the nation 2539 02:06:34,875 --> 02:06:38,708 ♪ Maybe one day we'll be united 2540 02:06:38,708 --> 02:06:41,458 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah 2541 02:06:42,625 --> 02:06:45,834 ♪ And our love won't be divided 2542 02:06:45,834 --> 02:06:48,500 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah 2543 02:06:49,708 --> 02:06:53,333 ♪ Maybe one day we'll be united 2544 02:06:53,583 --> 02:06:56,166 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh 2545 02:06:56,834 --> 02:07:00,458 ♪ And our love won't be divided 2546 02:07:40,708 --> 02:07:44,542 ♪ Maybe one day we'll be united 2547 02:07:44,542 --> 02:07:47,208 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah 2548 02:07:47,875 --> 02:07:51,625 ♪ And our love won't be divided 2549 02:07:51,625 --> 02:07:54,250 ♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah 2550 02:07:54,917 --> 02:07:58,792 ♪ Maybe one day we'll be united 2551 02:07:58,792 --> 02:08:01,417 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh 2552 02:08:02,750 --> 02:08:06,291 ♪ And our love won't be divided 2553 02:08:09,792 --> 02:08:13,417 ♪ Maybe one day we'll be united 2554 02:08:13,667 --> 02:08:15,458 ♪ United 2555 02:08:16,917 --> 02:08:20,750 ♪ And our love won't be divided 2556 02:08:20,750 --> 02:08:23,375 ♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah 2557 02:08:24,083 --> 02:08:27,542 ♪ Maybe one day we'll be united ♪