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♪♪

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What's up, meat bots?

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Excuse me.

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What do you think
you're doing?

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This is the fourth time
this week I've caught you

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blowing off
your security rounds.

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What do you expect?

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This job is too hard
for one person.

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How am I supposed
to patrol the grounds,

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monitor cyber security,
and still find time

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to steal from you?

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Look, you asked me
for this job.

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If you can't handle it,

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maybe I should find
somebody else.

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Good luck trying
to find someone else

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who wants a high-paying job
on a tropical island.

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Hey, what's going on
with the monitors?

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Somebody probably
hacked our signal

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because the sheriff
wasn't doing her job.

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Hi!

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( all screaming )

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I've been trying
to get in here for months.

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I had to go through
all sorts of firewalls

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and security blocks.

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If I didn't
know any better,

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I'd think you didn't
want me here.

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We don't want you here.

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Well, look who finally got
a big-boy voice.

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Still waiting for the rest
of your little-boy body

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to catch up, huh?

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Eddy, you're supposed to be
in Mission Creek with Tasha.

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Don't worry,
she's fine.

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I triple-locked her
in the closet.

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Even her man paws
can't claw through that.

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Speaking of man paws,
how are you, Bree?

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That's it.
Where's the hammer?

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I don't know
about the hammer,

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but I'm definitely looking at
a room full of tools.

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The world's first
bionic superhumans.

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They're stronger than us.

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Faster.
Smarter.

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The next generation of
the human race is...

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living on
a bionic island.

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Hey, great news,
everybody.

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You scored a goal in
your junior soccer league?

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You finally fit into
men's pants?

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You're going bald?

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Why would that be
great news?

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You already act like
a boring old man.

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Might as well
look the part.

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The president wants me
to be on

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his environmental
task force committee.

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It's a think tank of
the world's smartest minds

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brought together to address
major ecological issues.

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Sounds like something
a boring old man would say.

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This is the biggest thing
that's ever happened to me.

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Committee member today,
president tomorrow.

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And revolution
the day after.

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What about
your responsibilities here?

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Yeah, without you,
who's gonna bore

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all the students
to death?

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I already told Chase
I would cover all his classes.

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Problem solved.

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The president
is coming here

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to interview me
and give his official
stamp of approval.

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Then it's off to
Washington, D.C.,
for good.

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Congratulations.

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We'll really miss you.

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I call dibs on
his capsule.

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Washington, D.C.?

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That's like another country.

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This isn't fair.
Why does Chase get
to leave and we don't?

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Well, for starters,

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because Chase knows
that Washington, D.C.

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isn't a country.

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Perry, can I talk
to you for a second?

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Sure thing, boss man.

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I just wanted
to say I'm sorry.

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I thought about what you
said about being overworked,

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and I may have been
a little harsh.

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So you're giving
me a raise?

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I said I'm sorry,
not crazy.

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What I'm gonna give you
is better than a raise.

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Say hello to
your new partner.

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- Him?
- Does this guy even know
anything about bionics?

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Actually, he knows
a lot more about bionics

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than you might think.
Isn't that right?

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That's ri-i-ight!

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( all screaming )

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Eddy?

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That's the little guy
in the wall?

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In the flesh.
Check me out.

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Why would you give a body
to the most vile computer
program ever created?

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Don't worry.

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Human Eddy isn't mean.

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When I put his artificial
intelligence

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into this
synthetic body,

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I altered
his personality.

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I made him nice.

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I begged him not to,
but now I'm glad.

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One little fix,
and you expect us

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to believe that
Eddy is nice?

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I'm not buying it.

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No, it's true.

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Earlier today, I caught
Leo struggling to do a push-up.

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The old me
would've mocked him.

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But the new me
is just sad.

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Poor Leo.

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I guess that's better.

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Long story short,
I still wanna kill you guys.

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With kindness.

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I don't get it.

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You could've designed
any kind of body for him.

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Why does he
look like that?

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The beard hides
my gear.

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You wanna see?

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Yeah, besides,
I couldn't make somebody

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better looking
than me.

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I literally
could not.

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This is
once-in-a-lifetime stuff.

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That's my Donny.

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All right,
Mr. President.

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I'm all packed
and ready to go.

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Where will I be staying?
West wing, east wing?

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Pull-out sofa bed
in the Oval Office?

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Hold on now.

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I can't just
give you the job.

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I meant it when I said
there was an interview first.

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Oh, yeah,
of course you did.

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This one,
so by the book.

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All right,
I'll play along.

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Go ahead,
interview me.

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Why don't you just
tell the committee

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a little about yourself?

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Well, for starters,

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I have so many
scientific accomplishments,

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It would take me hours
to list them all.

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- That won't be necessary.
- So glad you asked.

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First up, perfecting
cold fusion.

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Then, I memorized
the first ten billion
digits of pi,

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which are
3.14159265358979323846

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21101100449293215160842444
859637669--

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2480615--

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I love the environment,
but this may not be worth it.

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Well, you've seen
the whole joint.

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Tell me that doesn't
fill up your hate bucket.

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I'll tell you what's
wrong with these kids, Terry.

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There's not enough of 'em.

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You're new here,

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so I'm gonna
let that one go.

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Come on. We've got
work to do.

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Let's blow it off
and go eat subs on the beach.

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Now, Terry,
we're model employees.

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We can't slack off
like that.

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Plus, I thought we agreed we're
gonna cut back on the carbs.

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That's it.

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If we're gonna be partners,
I want the old Eddy back.

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Donny said he programmed you
to act this way.

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That means there's gotta be
a way to reprogram you.

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Oh, yeah, that's easy,

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but we need Donny's
password to do it.

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Oh, I have
all his passwords.

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Plus his credit cards,
his thumbprint,

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and his original nose.

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Let's do it.

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My lips are sealed.

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Except for a smile.

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Did it work?

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Better than your last
trip to the beauty parlor.

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You're back!

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Now remember,
this is our little secret.

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You can't tell Donny
what I did to you.

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And you can't go out
in public

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without a mask
on your face.

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Good morning, Eddy.

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Go choke on a muffin.

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What did he
just say?

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I said go choke
on a muffin.

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But if you prefer
a bagel or Danish,

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as long as you're
gasping for air, I'm good.

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- Oh, no.
- Oh, yes.

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I'm back.

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Remember all those times
you treated me like

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a piece of junk
on the wall?

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Well, guess what.
It's your turn.

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Don't get too excited.

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You'll use up
all your air faster.

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Then I converted every recorded
presidential address

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from analog to digital.

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Isn't that fun?

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( loud crashing )

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Adam!

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What are you doing?

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Oh, my, I'm so sorry.

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Is this where you're having
your little interview?

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What a coincidence.

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It's also where I practice
playing my...

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big, loud, shiny things.

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Get out.

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Does anyone else wanna
sneak out the back

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and pretend all this
never happened?

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Sorry about that.
He's just jealous

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because I'm going to
Washington and he's not.

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Now, where were we?

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Pizza's here!

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Adam, I'm in the middle
of my presentation.

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Middle?
Adam, sit down.

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Don't mind if I do.

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What are you guys
talking about?

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Well, I'd like to be
talking about global warming.

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I don't suppose you have
any thoughts?

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Let's see.

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The globe is
warm and round,

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much like my pizza.

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And when I cool it,
I only blow on the parts

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I'm about to take
a bite of.

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So what I think
you're saying is,

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instead of focusing on
the entire planet,

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we zero in on
the specific hot spots, right?

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Uh, yeah.

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You know what?

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You may be
on to something.

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Maybe I underestimated
you, Adam.

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Well, perhaps we'll find
more answers

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with a simpler approach.

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What?

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I think we have
another candidate

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for the job.

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Him? No!

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Hear that, Chase?

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I'm gonna be president.

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What do you think
you're doing?

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That job was mine.

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Chase, I can't help it
if I'm a genius.

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You are not a genius.

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The president thinks so,
and he's a pretty smart dude.

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There's a reason that
he's the king of America.

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Okay, here's how
we'll decide who's
the best candidate.

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We'll have a debate.

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Whoever wins
gets the job. Fair?

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Sounds good to me.

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Let's debate.
I call skins.

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Uh, this is gonna
get ugly really fast.

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So you're gonna
be skins?

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First question.

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Chase, what would you do
to reduce greenhouse gases?

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Easy.

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Curtail our rampant
consumption of fossil fuels,

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then overhaul
our infrastructure,

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and switch to
renewable energy sources.

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Adam, you're up.

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The planet of the earth

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and the fuels of fossil
contain force

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that is clearly curtain
energy from shoes,

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lightning cans,
ozone climate candles.

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Yes.

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Okay, this debate
is over.

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Whoo! Did I win?

259
00:12:32,322 --> 00:12:36,692
Ha ha. Let me put it
into terms you can understand.

260
00:12:36,686 --> 00:12:39,656
You see this pizza?
This is you.

261
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:41,489
This is me.

262
00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:48,235
Ha! I just ate you up.

263
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,402
You know, I don't think

264
00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:57,414
I've ever had anyone
offer to brush my hair before.

265
00:12:57,407 --> 00:12:59,347
Welcome to heaven.

266
00:13:02,652 --> 00:13:04,182
Oh, goodness.

267
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,194
Look at these two
messy Bessies.

268
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,516
Hope those aren't
school clothes, Donald.

269
00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:12,689
You know exactly
what happened.

270
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,902
Eddy disabled our bionics
with his laser cuffs.

271
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,725
Then he cut open the wall,
shoved us in,

272
00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:18,196
and sealed it back up.

273
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,498
I don't believe that.

274
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,729
I programmed him
to be nice now.

275
00:13:21,731 --> 00:13:24,501
Really? Wanna check
the security camera footage?

276
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,040
I don't get it.

277
00:13:32,042 --> 00:13:34,142
The wall's intact.

278
00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:35,694
But it was just...

279
00:13:35,685 --> 00:13:37,185
It was just what, honey?

280
00:13:37,187 --> 00:13:40,387
Be a big girl
and use your words.

281
00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:42,990
- He doctored the footage.
- Come on, guys.

282
00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:45,103
Why are you trying
to get Eddy in trouble?

283
00:13:45,095 --> 00:13:46,625
He hasn't done anything.

284
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,626
It's obviously a desperate
cry for attention.

285
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,399
It's okay, there's enough
of Daddy's love

286
00:13:52,402 --> 00:13:54,502
for all of us.

287
00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:58,605
It's only his second
day as a human.

288
00:13:58,608 --> 00:14:00,508
He deserves better.

289
00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:02,870
We both
deserve better.

290
00:14:02,873 --> 00:14:04,613
You're buying this?

291
00:14:04,614 --> 00:14:08,084
If you're asking if
I believe in my technology

292
00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:11,478
more than my children,
yes.

293
00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:16,434
Congratulations, Chase.

294
00:14:16,426 --> 00:14:18,186
You're clearly the most
qualified candidate,

295
00:14:18,188 --> 00:14:21,628
and since I don't have to
attend any future meetings,

296
00:14:21,631 --> 00:14:22,791
welcome aboard.

297
00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,972
Thank you, sir.

298
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,035
Oh, and Adam.

299
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,697
Thank you for
the pizza.

300
00:14:31,341 --> 00:14:33,801
No problem.
Give my best to the queen.

301
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:46,163
Did you really think
that you could steal
that job away from me?

302
00:14:46,156 --> 00:14:49,116
Nope.
I just didn't want
you to get it.

303
00:14:49,119 --> 00:14:50,659
Yeah, 'cause
you're jealous.

304
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:51,990
- Nah.
- Yes, you are.

305
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,362
- No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
Look at you.

306
00:14:54,364 --> 00:14:55,974
You're so jealous,
and you can't even admit it.

307
00:14:55,966 --> 00:14:57,796
Okay, you wanna know
the real reason

308
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,967
why I didn't want
you to get the job?

309
00:14:58,969 --> 00:15:00,569
Go ahead. This should
be real good.

310
00:15:00,570 --> 00:15:02,600
'Cause I didn't want
you to leave.

311
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,314
Wait. That's what
this is all about?

312
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,277
Yeah.

313
00:15:09,279 --> 00:15:11,039
But you know what?

314
00:15:11,041 --> 00:15:13,141
Doesn't matter anymore.

315
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:16,854
Good luck, Chase.

316
00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:25,332
Okay. If Eddy's
gonna play dirty,

317
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,355
so are we.

318
00:15:27,357 --> 00:15:29,097
( chortling )

319
00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:31,029
So...

320
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,861
seems like things have
been running pretty smoothly

321
00:15:33,863 --> 00:15:35,743
with Eddy here, huh?

322
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,605
Yeah. With him on the job,
I got to spend the morning

323
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:40,808
spear fishing with
my big toe nail.

324
00:15:40,810 --> 00:15:43,040
So I guess it won't be
too long before

325
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:46,823
Mr. Davenport notices
how well Eddy's doing.

326
00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:48,446
And I do recall
him saying

327
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,448
that if you
couldn't do the job,

328
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,650
he'd replace you with
someone who can.

329
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,322
Donny would never fire me.

330
00:15:54,324 --> 00:15:56,194
He loves me.

331
00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:59,026
He yells at you
all the time and
calls you horrible names.

332
00:15:59,029 --> 00:16:02,289
That's what people who
love each other do.

333
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:04,732
Come to think of it,

334
00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:07,644
Eddy is off doing
your job as we speak.

335
00:16:07,637 --> 00:16:10,837
And if there's
no job for you...

336
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,483
You're right, Dooley.

337
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,745
That dashing robo-hippie
is trying to snake my gig.

338
00:16:17,747 --> 00:16:20,077
I gotta go sharpen
my big toe and go get him.

339
00:16:28,818 --> 00:16:31,088
What are you doing?

340
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,921
Since you're leaving,
I'm using your capsule

341
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,822
as my sock drawer.

342
00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:37,134
Well, you can stop.

343
00:16:37,127 --> 00:16:38,327
No, I can't.

344
00:16:38,328 --> 00:16:39,798
I already broke up
with my old sock drawer.

345
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:43,199
If I go back now,
it's just gonna be awkward.

346
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,314
No, I mean, you can stop,

347
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:47,876
because I already
called the president,

348
00:16:47,877 --> 00:16:50,107
and told him I'm not
gonna take the job.

349
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,840
Why?

350
00:16:52,842 --> 00:16:56,052
Look, I thought you were
sabotaging me,

351
00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:57,946
so I acted like a jerk.

352
00:16:57,947 --> 00:17:00,547
But when you admitted that
you just didn't want me to go,

353
00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:03,390
I felt terrible.

354
00:17:03,393 --> 00:17:07,203
Oh. Well, nothing makes me
feel happier

355
00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:09,327
than knowing
you feel terrible.

356
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:13,760
But you're really
gonna stay?

357
00:17:13,763 --> 00:17:16,213
Yeah. The more
I thought about it,

358
00:17:16,206 --> 00:17:18,406
why would I go to
Washington, D.C.?

359
00:17:18,408 --> 00:17:20,908
I already have
my dream job right here.

360
00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:23,770
As long as
you're staying,
so do I.

361
00:17:23,773 --> 00:17:25,483
What's that?

362
00:17:25,475 --> 00:17:27,045
Throwing you.

363
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:34,883
Hey, Sasquatch.

364
00:17:34,884 --> 00:17:36,864
- Oh, hey, Ter.
- Don't you "Hey, Ter" me.

365
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,656
I know what you're up to,
and there's no way
you're stealing my job.

366
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,660
Oh, Terry, I could never
fill your shoes.

367
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:46,273
Mostly because I don't fit
into a size gnome.

368
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,836
What did you say to me?

369
00:17:48,838 --> 00:17:50,938
I said why don't you go
back to your mushroom house

370
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:52,340
and leave me alone?

371
00:17:52,342 --> 00:17:54,372
Okay, that's it.
There's only room

372
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,754
for one of us
at this academy.

373
00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,176
Yeah, I'll say,

374
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,048
so why don't you
squeeze over

375
00:18:00,049 --> 00:18:02,879
- and give me some space?
- You're goin' down!

376
00:18:10,059 --> 00:18:13,259
Ha ha! My body's synthetic,
so I don't feel pain.

377
00:18:13,263 --> 00:18:15,973
- You can't hurt me!
- Yes, I can.

378
00:18:19,969 --> 00:18:21,929
Hey, if you're gonna
grab my beard,

379
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:23,571
then I'm gonna
grab yours.

380
00:18:28,938 --> 00:18:30,708
Guys, what's
going on?

381
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,010
Eddy's bad again,
and Perry's trying
to destroy him.

382
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,982
Tell her to
watch the beard.

383
00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:36,894
My phone's
charging in there.

384
00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:39,846
( panting )

385
00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:42,219
Used all my signature
moves on him and
nothing worked.

386
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,892
Even the Perry throttle.

387
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:48,463
Hey, get back here and fight me
like the she-beast you are.

388
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:52,028
Oh, I will,
you deranged drifter.

389
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:55,941
Since you reprogrammed me
to be mean again,

390
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,305
I'm unstoppable.

391
00:18:57,307 --> 00:19:00,007
( derisive laughter )

392
00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:02,569
You reprogrammed him?

393
00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:04,572
Not now, kids.
I'm a little busy.

394
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,047
Oh, Perry's gettin'
her butt kicked.

395
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,749
If we don't take
Eddy out,

396
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,151
he's gonna terrorize
this place forever.

397
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,392
Not if my bionic leg
has anything to say about it.

398
00:19:16,386 --> 00:19:19,356
That doesn't sound
as macho as you think.

399
00:19:22,932 --> 00:19:24,832
Release the beast, Eddy.

400
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,674
Sit tight, Leo.

401
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,396
You're next.

402
00:19:28,398 --> 00:19:30,838
No, you are.

403
00:19:35,745 --> 00:19:36,905
Didn't feel a thing.

404
00:19:36,906 --> 00:19:39,376
Who else wants to
not hurt me?

405
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,179
That's it.

406
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,910
I'm going to get
Mr. Davenport.

407
00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:46,422
Go ahead. I have him
totally fooled.

408
00:19:46,416 --> 00:19:51,116
That has-been has no idea
I'm back to my old self.

409
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,920
Yes, I do.

410
00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:54,792
Ha ha, Donny.

411
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,704
Hi!

412
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,127
You beard-dialed me
on Adam's phone.

413
00:20:00,129 --> 00:20:01,799
Heard everything.

414
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,901
Everything?

415
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,243
It was just a show
for the kids.

416
00:20:06,236 --> 00:20:08,176
I'm bad, I'm good,
I'm bad, I'm good.

417
00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:10,177
I'm just a great big
bag of emotions.

418
00:20:10,179 --> 00:20:13,109
( fake crying and laughing )

419
00:20:14,784 --> 00:20:16,554
It's over, Eddy.
It's time for you to go

420
00:20:16,546 --> 00:20:18,086
back in the wall
where you belong.

421
00:20:18,087 --> 00:20:20,087
No, please.
I'll be good.

422
00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:21,649
Or how about
just not bad

423
00:20:21,651 --> 00:20:22,951
in front of you,
split the difference?

424
00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:24,952
What do you say,
Don-Don, huh?

425
00:20:28,097 --> 00:20:30,857
Don't make me
hurt you, Donny.

426
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,360
I don't wanna
hurt you.

427
00:20:32,362 --> 00:20:35,872
You already hurt me
with your words.

428
00:20:35,865 --> 00:20:39,135
Okay, I can't stomach
much more of this.

429
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,912
Oh, Donny,
I'm so sorry.

430
00:20:44,914 --> 00:20:46,554
I didn't mean it.

431
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,746
I didn't mean it!

432
00:20:52,121 --> 00:20:53,821
Bet he felt that.

433
00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:04,231
Well, Eddy, you're finally
back where you belong.

434
00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:08,103
Yeah, well, at least
you let me keep the beard.

435
00:21:08,097 --> 00:21:10,637
But I got to
keep your hand.

436
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,740
If you knew where
that's been,

437
00:21:12,742 --> 00:21:14,572
you wouldn't be
holding it.

438
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,447
Hey, who tore me apart
anyway?

439
00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,150
Your new wall mate.

440
00:21:22,151 --> 00:21:23,981
Wall mate?

441
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:27,023
Let me out!
Get me outta here!

442
00:21:27,016 --> 00:21:29,086
Oh, no,
I got an itch.

443
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:30,958
Scratch it, Eddy,
scratch it.

444
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,990
No. No!
Get me outta here!

445
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,303
Get me outta here!