1 00:00:00,431 --> 00:00:02,831 ♪♪ 2 00:00:08,179 --> 00:00:11,609 Uh, Bob? 3 00:00:11,612 --> 00:00:14,352 Why are you wrapped in tin foil? 4 00:00:14,345 --> 00:00:16,015 It's not just tin foil. 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,716 I'm also wearing three layers of pasta, 6 00:00:17,718 --> 00:00:19,718 tomato sauce and cheese. 7 00:00:20,751 --> 00:00:23,791 I turned him into a human lasagna pan. 8 00:00:23,794 --> 00:00:25,934 Forty-five minutes in the sun, 9 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:28,156 and it's Bob appetit. 10 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:29,899 You know, 11 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:31,930 given what I've seen of Bob's training, 12 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:34,572 this might be the most productive use of him yet. 13 00:00:35,666 --> 00:00:38,706 Mm, don't move. You need more oregano. 14 00:00:40,211 --> 00:00:42,711 Mm, lasagna! Got any garlic bread? 15 00:00:42,713 --> 00:00:45,753 You betcha. They're strapped to my shins. 16 00:00:46,877 --> 00:00:48,777 I'll be back. 17 00:00:48,779 --> 00:00:50,279 Save me the greasiest piece. 18 00:00:51,722 --> 00:00:54,692 Hey, where are you off to, 19 00:00:54,685 --> 00:00:56,725 and how long can you stay there? 20 00:00:56,727 --> 00:00:59,957 Your cheap father forgot to pay the trash bill. 21 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,330 I am so sick of working for a guy 22 00:01:02,333 --> 00:01:04,603 who won't let me throw trash in the ocean. 23 00:01:07,638 --> 00:01:10,438 Guys, check it out. 24 00:01:10,441 --> 00:01:14,281 This is gonna change our bionic academy forever. 25 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:18,675 I found a way to replicate Chase's bionic intelligence. 26 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,979 - What? - Yeah. 27 00:01:20,981 --> 00:01:22,651 Remember how Giselle Vickers wanted to give 28 00:01:22,653 --> 00:01:24,523 your intelligence to all of her androids? 29 00:01:24,515 --> 00:01:26,385 Well, this intelligence duplicator 30 00:01:26,387 --> 00:01:30,257 will wirelessly add it to everyone's chip. 31 00:01:30,261 --> 00:01:34,301 Wait, so you're gonna make me like him? 32 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,025 Pass. 33 00:01:36,026 --> 00:01:37,596 Don't worry. 34 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,268 The four of you won't be affected. 35 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:41,070 Your chips are older models, 36 00:01:41,071 --> 00:01:43,001 and Leo doesn't have one. 37 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,883 But if this works, 38 00:01:44,875 --> 00:01:48,475 all the students will be just as smart as you. 39 00:01:48,479 --> 00:01:50,939 I just have to find someone to test it on. 40 00:01:50,941 --> 00:01:53,341 And do you really think someone's gonna just let you 41 00:01:53,344 --> 00:01:55,194 randomly experiment on them? 42 00:01:55,186 --> 00:01:57,846 Sorry, Bob. It's getting cloudy. 43 00:01:57,848 --> 00:02:00,248 I'm gonna have to cook you in here with my heat vision. 44 00:02:00,251 --> 00:02:01,851 Will it hurt? 45 00:02:01,852 --> 00:02:04,232 Let's find out together. 46 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,725 Okay. 47 00:02:11,902 --> 00:02:14,172 Ooh, something's cookin'! 48 00:02:17,508 --> 00:02:18,968 Bob it is. 49 00:02:21,242 --> 00:02:23,872 The world's first bionic superhumans. 50 00:02:23,874 --> 00:02:25,684 They're stronger than us. 51 00:02:25,676 --> 00:02:28,046 Faster. Smarter. 52 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:30,878 The next generation of the human race is... 53 00:02:30,881 --> 00:02:32,821 living on a bionic island. 54 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:13,320 All right, Bob, now that we've made body lasagna, 55 00:03:13,324 --> 00:03:15,834 we should do something important. 56 00:03:15,826 --> 00:03:18,166 What do you think, CPR training, volunteer work? 57 00:03:18,168 --> 00:03:19,968 Oh, got it. 58 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:21,670 We should figure out how many students 59 00:03:21,672 --> 00:03:22,902 we can cram into the pool. 60 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,583 Easy. All you have to do is divide 61 00:03:25,576 --> 00:03:27,006 the average mass of the students 62 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,937 by the pool's volumetric capacity. 63 00:03:28,939 --> 00:03:32,439 Whoa! What did you do to my Bob? 64 00:03:32,443 --> 00:03:34,323 Thanks to my intelligence upgrade, 65 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:38,115 Bob is now as brilliant as Chase. 66 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:41,648 Yep, I'm finally the whole package. 67 00:03:41,652 --> 00:03:43,592 Isn't it great? 68 00:03:43,594 --> 00:03:45,534 I have an intellectual peer. 69 00:03:45,526 --> 00:03:47,696 We've been bonding for hours about the stock market, 70 00:03:47,698 --> 00:03:50,628 physics and ancient philosophies. 71 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,961 Although we did have that tiff about Socrates. 72 00:03:52,963 --> 00:03:55,973 Ah, good times. 73 00:03:55,966 --> 00:03:58,536 Bob, you're scaring me. 74 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:01,239 I demand you burp the entire alphabet right now. 75 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,071 Can you believe it? 76 00:04:03,073 --> 00:04:06,883 Douglas' intelligence duplicator actually worked. 77 00:04:06,877 --> 00:04:08,317 Actually? 78 00:04:08,319 --> 00:04:10,349 You don't have the best track record. 79 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,481 I made you, didn't I? 80 00:04:12,483 --> 00:04:14,693 Hey, look. 81 00:04:14,685 --> 00:04:17,525 Leftover lasagna. 82 00:04:17,528 --> 00:04:20,058 And you also made him. 83 00:04:24,295 --> 00:04:28,635 ( humming fanfare ) 84 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,400 Welcome to the United Republic of Perryland. 85 00:04:33,404 --> 00:04:35,314 I know I'm gonna regret this, 86 00:04:35,306 --> 00:04:37,376 but what's Perryland? 87 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,748 And why does the flag have a cow on it? 88 00:04:39,750 --> 00:04:41,980 That's an ox. Know your meats. 89 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:44,892 When I went to pay the garbage bill, 90 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:48,485 they told me that you'd never registered the island as a country, 91 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,889 so I seized the opportunity. 92 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,861 As of today, you're all second-class citizens 93 00:04:52,863 --> 00:04:55,273 of Perryland. 94 00:04:55,265 --> 00:04:58,865 This is the official charter. Read it and weep. 95 00:04:58,869 --> 00:05:01,199 You expect us to believe that's real? 96 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:04,001 - Oh, it's real. Just ask my muscle. - ( blows whistle ) 97 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:13,910 This is bad. This is very, very bad. 98 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:15,724 Who are they? 99 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,016 They're on loan from a tyrant friend of mine. 100 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,788 And speaking of tyrants, 101 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:22,790 guess who the dictator of Perryland is. 102 00:05:22,793 --> 00:05:26,603 Your cat, Mr. Whiskers? 103 00:05:26,597 --> 00:05:28,557 Don't be ridiculous. 104 00:05:28,559 --> 00:05:30,959 He's vice-dictator, and he reports to me. 105 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,102 Now join me in singing 106 00:05:34,104 --> 00:05:35,714 the Perryland national anthem. 107 00:05:36,867 --> 00:05:40,767 ( operatic voice ) ♪ O, Perryland ♪ 108 00:05:40,771 --> 00:05:45,051 ♪ You're all at my command ♪ 109 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:48,915 ♪ You'll do what I say ♪ 110 00:05:48,919 --> 00:05:53,119 ♪ While I eat rack of lamb ♪ 111 00:05:53,123 --> 00:05:57,133 ♪ Your sweat and tears will bring me cheers ♪ 112 00:05:57,127 --> 00:06:01,127 ♪ Your robot hands will fan my face ♪ 113 00:06:01,131 --> 00:06:05,841 ♪ From dusk till dawn O Perryland ♪ 114 00:06:05,836 --> 00:06:09,396 ♪ I stand on top of you ♪ 115 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:13,040 ♪ O Perryland ♪ 116 00:06:13,043 --> 00:06:21,013 ♪ I stand on top of you ♪ 117 00:06:22,653 --> 00:06:25,223 When did you have time to write that? 118 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:31,188 ( bell dinging ) 119 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:34,361 Ah, you're still hanging out with Chase? 120 00:06:34,364 --> 00:06:36,534 No one should have to suffer that long. 121 00:06:38,168 --> 00:06:39,998 Great game. Another draw. 122 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,170 Wanna go triple-check your homework? 123 00:06:42,172 --> 00:06:45,542 I already did, but one can never be too right. 124 00:06:45,536 --> 00:06:50,136 You know, if signs of affection didn't strike me as frivolous, 125 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:52,180 I'd hug you right now. 126 00:06:52,182 --> 00:06:53,312 Oh, what the heck. 127 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,945 Whoa, whoa, Bob. 128 00:06:56,947 --> 00:06:58,617 Why waste your time doing stupid science stuff 129 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,919 when we can do something useful. 130 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,521 Let's go grab a couple jellyfish 131 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,463 and wear 'em as wigs. 132 00:07:06,226 --> 00:07:09,096 I'm sorry, old friend, but I'm afraid we don't have 133 00:07:09,099 --> 00:07:10,759 much in common anymore. 134 00:07:14,765 --> 00:07:16,505 I can't believe this. 135 00:07:16,507 --> 00:07:18,307 You stole my best friend. 136 00:07:18,308 --> 00:07:20,538 I did not steal him. 137 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,041 We just... 138 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,142 Yeah, you know what, you're right. 139 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,884 I stole him. 140 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,518 You know what? Fine. 141 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,520 I don't need you guys. 142 00:07:31,522 --> 00:07:34,252 Still got my bionic bros, right, guys? 143 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:35,664 Aw, quit reading. 144 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:38,856 I told you it was bad for you. 145 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:40,889 Douglas, what is going on with them? 146 00:07:40,891 --> 00:07:42,091 Not a thing. 147 00:07:42,092 --> 00:07:45,072 My intelligence upgrade worked so well on Bob, 148 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,995 I decided to give it to all the other students. 149 00:07:47,998 --> 00:07:50,398 What?! 150 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,100 First you steal my Bob, then you take my... 151 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:54,443 that guy, that guy and him? 152 00:07:55,646 --> 00:07:57,446 Who wants to discover a new element 153 00:07:57,447 --> 00:07:59,007 for the periodic table? 154 00:07:59,009 --> 00:08:01,479 ALL: Yeah! 155 00:08:04,615 --> 00:08:06,255 Don't worry, Adam. 156 00:08:06,256 --> 00:08:08,016 I'll be your friend. 157 00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:09,858 ( scoffs ) I'm not that hard up. 158 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:22,969 You cannot just come in here and take over our home. 159 00:08:22,973 --> 00:08:24,613 Of course I can. 160 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:28,135 In Perryland, Perry does whatever Perry wants. 161 00:08:28,138 --> 00:08:30,108 Okay, look, you may own the island, 162 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,110 but we still need to sleep in our capsules. 163 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:34,992 Fine. Because Dear Leader is a compassionate goddess, 164 00:08:34,985 --> 00:08:36,785 you may recharge your robot batteries 165 00:08:36,787 --> 00:08:38,417 right before bedtime. 166 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,918 And FYI, I changed the lock on that door, 167 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:43,121 so you're gonna have to buy key cards from me. 168 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,253 Twenty bucks each. 169 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:45,634 - What? - That's insane! 170 00:08:45,626 --> 00:08:47,256 Fine. They're 40 bucks. 171 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:52,129 Now get out of here. I have work to do. 172 00:08:53,964 --> 00:08:55,244 What is that? 173 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,365 Sand to fill the pool with. 174 00:08:57,367 --> 00:08:59,907 Vice-dictator Mr. Whiskers is helicoptering in tomorrow, 175 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:02,970 and he demanded a much bigger litter box. 176 00:09:02,973 --> 00:09:05,283 - Ew. - That's disgusting. 177 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:08,175 Don't worry, you can still swim in it. 178 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,520 It's not that funny. Get back to work. 179 00:09:14,224 --> 00:09:16,194 I can't even fathom what we were like 180 00:09:16,186 --> 00:09:17,856 before the intelligence upgrade. 181 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:20,558 I mean, how obtuse was I? 182 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:23,890 I was so beyond obtuse, I was Bob-tuse. 183 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:30,467 I cannot live in a world with this many Chases. 184 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:32,170 I have bigger problems. 185 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:34,912 I just found out that Perry now owns the island, 186 00:09:34,905 --> 00:09:37,205 and has installed herself as dictator. 187 00:09:37,207 --> 00:09:39,007 Oh, that explains why her face is on 188 00:09:39,009 --> 00:09:40,679 all of the toilet seats. 189 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:44,051 The first law that "Dear Leader" Perry passed 190 00:09:44,054 --> 00:09:46,024 says that I must serve as her personal servant 191 00:09:46,016 --> 00:09:48,056 and massage therapist. 192 00:09:48,058 --> 00:09:50,688 It's about time somebody put you to work. 193 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,721 What do you do here again? 194 00:09:52,723 --> 00:09:54,873 I have to go fix this. 195 00:09:54,865 --> 00:09:57,565 Okay, but Douglas, before you go, can you please... 196 00:09:59,770 --> 00:10:03,930 Oh, the frivolities of your consistent blunders. 197 00:10:05,235 --> 00:10:06,235 That's it, Bob. 198 00:10:06,236 --> 00:10:09,106 Douglas won't fix you, I will. 199 00:10:15,145 --> 00:10:16,315 All right, that should do it. 200 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,046 Let's see if it worked. 201 00:10:18,048 --> 00:10:20,548 Quick, Bob, spell your name backwards. 202 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:23,920 ( bleating ) 203 00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:25,834 Uh-oh. 204 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,196 Guys, what's wrong with Bob? 205 00:10:27,197 --> 00:10:30,097 ( all bleating ) 206 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:32,400 Adam. 207 00:10:32,402 --> 00:10:34,002 What's going on? 208 00:10:34,004 --> 00:10:36,314 I was trying to dial everyone's intelligence level 209 00:10:36,306 --> 00:10:38,806 back to normal and... 210 00:10:38,809 --> 00:10:41,509 Oh, what do you want from me? I'm obtuse. 211 00:10:41,511 --> 00:10:44,511 You must've dialed it back too far. 212 00:10:44,514 --> 00:10:45,824 You downgraded their intelligence 213 00:10:45,816 --> 00:10:47,376 to the level of a farm animal. 214 00:10:47,377 --> 00:10:49,347 Yeah, well, for Bob, that's still an upgrade. 215 00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,219 You don't get it. 216 00:10:51,221 --> 00:10:54,381 Bob and all the students are brainless zombies. 217 00:10:54,384 --> 00:10:56,034 Then we'll dial it back. 218 00:10:56,026 --> 00:10:58,356 Where's the intelligence duplicator? 219 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:01,228 ( loud chewing ) 220 00:11:01,231 --> 00:11:04,391 No, no, no, no, no, no! 221 00:11:04,394 --> 00:11:06,344 Hey, in my defense, 222 00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:08,596 normal Bob probably would've done that, too. 223 00:11:14,604 --> 00:11:17,484 ( bleating continues ) 224 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,907 Now that Bob destroyed the intelligence duplicator, 225 00:11:19,910 --> 00:11:21,780 there's no way to turn them back to normal. 226 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,052 No problem. We'll just get rid of these students, 227 00:11:24,054 --> 00:11:25,924 and have Douglas whip us up a new batch. 228 00:11:25,916 --> 00:11:27,386 Adam! 229 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,717 Calm down. It's not like they're a danger to anyone. 230 00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:32,720 Yes, they are. They're a danger to themselves. 231 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,326 What are we gonna do? 232 00:11:38,328 --> 00:11:40,268 If we can't find a way to bring them back, 233 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,300 every one of our students will be completely useless. 234 00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:43,972 - ( chewing ) - Ugh. 235 00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:46,835 Worse than that, 236 00:11:46,837 --> 00:11:48,877 I think you and I are gonna be on the hook 237 00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:51,239 for some very expensive dental work. 238 00:11:53,643 --> 00:11:56,293 Make every mole count. 239 00:11:58,688 --> 00:12:00,418 Hey, Perryland peasants. 240 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,490 Check out this thing I found in the weapons room. 241 00:12:02,492 --> 00:12:04,322 It shoots lasers. 242 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,804 What were you doing in our weapons room? 243 00:12:06,797 --> 00:12:08,327 Leveling the playing field. 244 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:09,998 You never know when you machine people 245 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,330 are gonna turn on us fleshies. 246 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,413 ( bleating ) 247 00:12:15,405 --> 00:12:16,865 What's going on? 248 00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:18,467 I don't know. 249 00:12:18,468 --> 00:12:20,068 It's a rebellion. 250 00:12:20,070 --> 00:12:21,310 They're trying to take me out 251 00:12:21,311 --> 00:12:22,911 so that they can rule Perryland. 252 00:12:22,913 --> 00:12:24,313 The only way that's gonna happen 253 00:12:24,314 --> 00:12:26,424 is over Dear Leader's dead body. 254 00:12:26,416 --> 00:12:28,316 Well, you had a good run. 255 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,950 Back off. I've got a battle to fight. 256 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,282 No, you cannot attack them. They're innocent. 257 00:12:34,284 --> 00:12:35,694 I'm not gonna attack them. 258 00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:37,685 I'm just gonna give them a gentle warning. 259 00:12:37,687 --> 00:12:39,857 A gentle 15,000-volt warning. 260 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:42,130 Get down, get down! 261 00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:48,266 That's how it works. 262 00:12:51,802 --> 00:12:54,672 Ah, come on. Get back together! 263 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:57,614 Wow, I can't believe that didn't work. 264 00:12:57,607 --> 00:13:00,447 I don't see you doing anything. 265 00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:02,380 This is all your fault. 266 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,982 We wouldn't even be in this mess 267 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,024 if you hadn't touched the device in the first place. 268 00:13:06,016 --> 00:13:07,986 You don't have any proof of that. 269 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,418 The only person who knows whether I did it or not is me, 270 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:12,220 'cause I was the one who did it. 271 00:13:13,623 --> 00:13:15,803 And I wouldn't have touched the device 272 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:17,565 if you hadn't stolen my best friend. 273 00:13:17,567 --> 00:13:19,997 Oh, well, excuse me for finally having 274 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,570 a person around here I can relate to. 275 00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:33,839 Chase, why does it sound like a bionic barnyard in here? 276 00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:37,354 Adam used your intelligence duplicator 277 00:13:37,347 --> 00:13:40,347 and turned all of our students into mindless zombies. 278 00:13:41,591 --> 00:13:44,191 Kinda funny, right? 279 00:13:44,194 --> 00:13:45,934 Then Bob ate the device, 280 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,026 so we have no way of turning them back to normal. 281 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:50,728 See? This is why I always have to make 282 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,900 two of everything around here. 283 00:13:52,903 --> 00:13:55,143 Yes! Problem solved. 284 00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,365 ( screaming ) 285 00:13:57,367 --> 00:14:00,507 Sound the alarm. Perry's on a rampage. 286 00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:02,840 I don't wanna hurt you. I just wanna shoot you with a laser. 287 00:14:06,076 --> 00:14:08,046 Come on! 288 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:10,078 Any chance you make three of everything? 289 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,480 What is going on? 290 00:14:11,481 --> 00:14:13,951 Why are you shooting at them? 291 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,094 These students are trying to oust me from power. 292 00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:17,456 - No, they're not. - They're not? 293 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,487 - No. - Oh, okay. 294 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,630 I have been telling you that for an hour. 295 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:24,832 Why do you stop when he tells you? 296 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,474 Because he's the future king. 297 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,569 So much for an easy fix. 298 00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:34,841 Now I have to build a new duplicator from scratch. 299 00:14:34,844 --> 00:14:36,884 Well, as long as you don't tap into 300 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,076 their bionics, there's only so much damage they can do. 301 00:14:47,617 --> 00:14:49,117 You were saying. 302 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:52,620 They're gonna destroy everything. 303 00:14:52,622 --> 00:14:53,962 So what do we do with 'em? 304 00:14:53,964 --> 00:14:56,274 I have an idea. 305 00:14:58,468 --> 00:15:00,628 ( all bleating ) 306 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,002 Good idea, Adam. 307 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,514 I can't believe they're not smart enough 308 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,635 to find their way out of the pool. 309 00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:10,007 We can finally figure out how many people we can cram in there. 310 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,310 Everybody count off. 311 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,912 ( bleating continues ) 312 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,523 Hold on. Somebody said five twice. 313 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,448 Hey, whatever happened to your military goon squad? 314 00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:23,321 When they found out they weren't getting paid, 315 00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,733 they threatened to quit, so I had to fire on them. 316 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:29,555 - You mean fire them. - Nope. 317 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:33,260 Okay. This better work. 318 00:15:33,263 --> 00:15:34,973 Otherwise I'll have to get rid of these kids 319 00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:36,605 and whip up a whole new batch. 320 00:15:36,606 --> 00:15:38,706 That's what I said. 321 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:49,676 Bob, name an element in the periodic table. 322 00:15:49,679 --> 00:15:52,619 Uh, lasagna. 323 00:15:52,622 --> 00:15:55,462 That's my Bob. Welcome back, buddy. 324 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:01,557 I'll be inside preparing for the royal bathing. 325 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,991 Good news. 326 00:16:02,993 --> 00:16:05,473 You two get to scrape my heels. 327 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,437 So what do we do? 328 00:16:09,439 --> 00:16:11,299 Same thing I did in high school detention. 329 00:16:11,301 --> 00:16:13,471 Grab a bucket and a cheese grater, 330 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,713 and let your mind drift somewhere else. 331 00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:17,305 I went through all the paperwork, 332 00:16:17,307 --> 00:16:18,877 and I can't find a legal fix 333 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,048 that will remove her from power. 334 00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:23,451 Then I'm afraid we have no choice. 335 00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:25,623 We have to relocate the academy. 336 00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:28,215 Well, there is one possible legal solution. 337 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:30,488 If Perry were married, 338 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,660 her spouse would own half the island, too. 339 00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:34,762 Yeah, but... ( laughs ) 340 00:16:34,764 --> 00:16:36,834 We all know that there's no person in their right mind 341 00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:38,626 who's gonna marry her. 342 00:16:45,735 --> 00:16:48,975 I can't believe this is happening. 343 00:16:48,978 --> 00:16:51,538 I can't believe Perry only has one guest. 344 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:58,415 All right, I signed up online. 345 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:01,288 I'm officially allowed to marry you and Perry. 346 00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:04,191 You almost look official. Nice touch with the robe. 347 00:17:04,194 --> 00:17:06,364 Oh, no, this was just 'cause I was chilly. 348 00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,498 All right, let's do this. Hit it, Bob. 349 00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:15,711 ( synthesized polka music plays ) 350 00:17:18,568 --> 00:17:22,738 ( processional music plays ) 351 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,763 ( music switches to "Here Comes the Bride" ) 352 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,874 Thank you for coming. 353 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,701 Aren't you gonna lift my veil? 354 00:17:53,703 --> 00:17:56,653 Actually, I was hoping there was a second one 355 00:17:56,646 --> 00:17:58,876 that I could cover it with. 356 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:06,893 I've been dreaming of this since I was a little girl. 357 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,256 This is exactly how I pictured it. 358 00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:12,259 On an island filled with bionic superhumans? 359 00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:14,622 You don't know what I dreamed. You weren't there. 360 00:18:17,167 --> 00:18:18,727 Hear ye, hear ye. 361 00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:22,698 We are gathered here to join Theresa Cherry Perry 362 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:26,512 and Douglas Orville Davenport in marriage. 363 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,706 Orville? 364 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,708 Given everything that's happening right now, 365 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:34,640 do you really think that that is gonna embarrass me? 366 00:18:34,644 --> 00:18:37,154 If anyone here sees a reason why 367 00:18:37,147 --> 00:18:38,817 these two should not be married, 368 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,348 please raise your hand. 369 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,903 Nothin'? Nobody? 370 00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:48,395 No one here objects, not a soul? Good. 371 00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:49,958 By the power vested in me 372 00:18:49,959 --> 00:18:52,159 by some random site on the internet, 373 00:18:52,162 --> 00:18:56,072 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 374 00:18:56,065 --> 00:18:58,305 - You may now kiss the-- - Cue the music. 375 00:18:59,969 --> 00:19:03,409 ( weak applause ) 376 00:19:04,814 --> 00:19:06,884 Hold on. 377 00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:09,316 There's still one minor formality to make this... 378 00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:13,119 beautiful arrangement official. 379 00:19:13,122 --> 00:19:14,822 You have to sign the marriage license. 380 00:19:14,824 --> 00:19:16,294 Of course. 381 00:19:18,027 --> 00:19:22,287 Congratulations. You're now Douglas Orville Perry. 382 00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:25,843 - We did it! - Ha! 383 00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:27,695 As your husband, 384 00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:30,197 I now own half the island. 385 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,640 You may think you own half of what's mine, 386 00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:35,002 but in Perryland, the lady takes it all. 387 00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:36,714 Read the charter. 388 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:37,776 Come on, Dougie-poo. 389 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,777 It's honeymoon time. 390 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,149 Oh, my evil past has finally caught up to me. 391 00:19:43,152 --> 00:19:45,822 Hold on there, bridezilla. 392 00:19:45,815 --> 00:19:48,385 Joke's on you. I switched documents. 393 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,688 What are you talking about? 394 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,619 Oh, this isn't a marriage license. 395 00:19:51,621 --> 00:19:53,021 You just signed a contract that gives 396 00:19:53,022 --> 00:19:55,802 total ownership of the island back to us. 397 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,325 ( all exclaiming ) 398 00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:58,597 What? Give me that. 399 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,770 Wait, so they're not actually married? 400 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,184 If those two can't make it, what chance do any of us have? 401 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:12,379 You may have taken my island and my man, 402 00:20:12,382 --> 00:20:14,812 but you will never take my laser fist! 403 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,324 ( screaming ) 404 00:20:20,990 --> 00:20:24,250 And this is still exactly how I pictured it. 405 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,526 Thanks for nothing! 406 00:20:35,605 --> 00:20:38,705 Well, now that zombie-pocalypse is over, 407 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:40,568 I can finally use the intelligence duplicator 408 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:42,270 to make all the students smart again. 409 00:20:42,272 --> 00:20:43,612 It's about time. 410 00:20:43,613 --> 00:20:45,923 Who, hold on. 411 00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:47,975 Did you ever think maybe Bob doesn't wanna be super intelligent? 412 00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:49,917 - Oh, I-- - Nobody cares, Bob. 413 00:20:51,781 --> 00:20:54,721 Look, just because you can change someone doesn't mean you should. 414 00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:57,294 I mean, Bob might not be as smart as everyone, 415 00:20:57,287 --> 00:20:58,787 but he's Bob. 416 00:20:58,788 --> 00:21:00,958 That's why I love him. 417 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,760 And Chase... 418 00:21:04,193 --> 00:21:06,073 you're Chase, 419 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,265 and that's why... 420 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,197 Well, I'll stop there. 421 00:21:10,199 --> 00:21:14,069 That might be the smartest thing he's ever said. 422 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,613 Did you hit him with the intelligence duplicator? 423 00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:18,746 You know, Adam's right. 424 00:21:18,748 --> 00:21:20,878 We should destroy it. 425 00:21:23,212 --> 00:21:24,982 Where'd it go? 426 00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,724 ( loud chewing ) 427 00:21:28,858 --> 00:21:32,188 Told you normal Bob would do that, too.