1 00:00:03,758 --> 00:00:04,931 - Private Petrocelli, step away from the goat bomb! 2 00:00:05,034 --> 00:00:06,241 - It's not a bomb. 3 00:00:06,344 --> 00:00:07,793 - Yeah, that's what they want you to think. 4 00:00:07,896 --> 00:00:09,275 Now move so I can engage the threat. 5 00:00:09,379 --> 00:00:12,517 - Buckley's spirit is in this goat. 6 00:00:12,620 --> 00:00:14,379 - You're fucking crazy. 7 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,206 - I am not moving. 8 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:17,275 - Yeah, well I ain't getting blown up 9 00:00:17,379 --> 00:00:19,448 by no goddamn suicide goat, either. 10 00:00:19,551 --> 00:00:22,000 - It's not a suicide goat. 11 00:00:22,103 --> 00:00:23,793 [tense music] 12 00:00:23,896 --> 00:00:25,827 Don't worry, Boz. 13 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:27,172 I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. 14 00:00:27,275 --> 00:00:29,103 - Hey, what are you saying to it? 15 00:00:29,206 --> 00:00:30,724 - That is none of your business. 16 00:00:30,827 --> 00:00:31,551 - Some sort of code? 17 00:00:31,655 --> 00:00:33,344 - To a goat? - [bleats] 18 00:00:33,448 --> 00:00:35,827 - It's not a bomb; it's a fucking goat. 19 00:00:35,931 --> 00:00:37,896 It's my associate's fingers in its belly. 20 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,241 - [bleats] 21 00:00:39,344 --> 00:00:40,551 - Gnarly. 22 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:41,586 - Yeah, and now I gotta cut that goat open. 23 00:00:41,689 --> 00:00:43,551 And that annoying little shit there 24 00:00:43,655 --> 00:00:44,724 isn't gonna move to the side 25 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:45,724 unless you put your fucking weapon down. 26 00:00:45,827 --> 00:00:47,517 - Well, we don't take orders from you. 27 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:49,241 - But you do take orders from me. 28 00:00:49,344 --> 00:00:50,689 And put that knife away. 29 00:00:50,793 --> 00:00:52,379 Nobody's cuttin' this poor little animal open. 30 00:00:52,482 --> 00:00:55,379 That's the cutest fuckin' goat I've ever seen. 31 00:00:55,482 --> 00:00:57,000 Ain't that the cutest fuckin' goat 32 00:00:57,103 --> 00:00:57,965 you've ever seen, Corporal Wittman? 33 00:00:58,068 --> 00:01:01,620 - Sir, yes, sir! - [bleats] 34 00:01:04,586 --> 00:01:05,896 - You think you can do whatever you want to 35 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,724 while you're over here, and maybe you can, 36 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,448 but not while you're on my base. 37 00:01:10,551 --> 00:01:12,689 While you're on my base, you follow my orders. 38 00:01:12,793 --> 00:01:15,413 - Yes, Colonel. - Damn right. 39 00:01:20,758 --> 00:01:22,344 You seem unhealthily attached to this goat, Private. 40 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:26,000 - Just didn't want to see it killed, sir. 41 00:01:26,103 --> 00:01:27,965 [dramatic music] 42 00:01:28,068 --> 00:01:31,551 - Looks like it's been a while since its last meal. 43 00:01:33,206 --> 00:01:34,724 But no animals on base. 44 00:01:34,827 --> 00:01:37,931 Feed it, give it some water, get it the hell off. 45 00:01:38,034 --> 00:01:39,068 You hear me, Private? 46 00:01:39,172 --> 00:01:40,689 - Yes, sir. - [bleats] 47 00:01:40,793 --> 00:01:47,758 ♪ 48 00:02:07,620 --> 00:02:08,103 - I'd like to speak to him alone, please. 49 00:02:08,206 --> 00:02:10,758 - Yes, Ma'am! 50 00:02:16,413 --> 00:02:17,482 - Get up. 51 00:02:25,689 --> 00:02:28,620 You look very at home in here. 52 00:02:28,724 --> 00:02:31,344 - This place is actually bigger than my CHU, Ma'am. 53 00:02:34,413 --> 00:02:35,827 - I need a favor. 54 00:02:35,931 --> 00:02:37,344 - There's not much I can do from in here. 55 00:02:37,448 --> 00:02:38,310 - If you do this for me, 56 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:39,413 I'll recommend that 57 00:02:39,517 --> 00:02:41,206 all the charges against you get dropped. 58 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:42,413 - What's the favor? 59 00:02:42,517 --> 00:02:43,931 - The LN you brought in the other day 60 00:02:44,034 --> 00:02:46,620 left recovery in bad shape. 61 00:02:46,724 --> 00:02:48,000 If he doesn't get brought back to me 62 00:02:48,103 --> 00:02:51,413 and put on a massive dose of antibiotics, he's gonna die. 63 00:02:51,517 --> 00:02:52,482 - The good-lookin' kid? 64 00:02:52,586 --> 00:02:53,689 - His name is Qasem. 65 00:02:53,793 --> 00:02:56,206 He's my patient, and I'm responsible for him. 66 00:02:56,310 --> 00:02:57,448 And you brought him in, 67 00:02:57,551 --> 00:03:00,000 so I'm assuming you might know where to find him. 68 00:03:00,103 --> 00:03:02,862 - Do you mind if I ask you why you're taking such an interest 69 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,068 in this particular LN? 70 00:03:04,172 --> 00:03:04,965 - Sergeant! - Yes, Ma'am! 71 00:03:05,068 --> 00:03:07,724 - I'm done with him. 72 00:03:07,827 --> 00:03:08,827 - No, wait, wait, wait! Hey, hey, wait! 73 00:03:08,931 --> 00:03:13,379 I can find him and I can bring him back. 74 00:03:13,482 --> 00:03:15,413 - Then do it. 75 00:03:15,517 --> 00:03:18,310 [suspenseful music] 76 00:03:18,413 --> 00:03:24,517 ♪ 77 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,586 - I'm not sure about this. 78 00:03:28,689 --> 00:03:29,758 - This mission's keeping me out of the brig, 79 00:03:29,862 --> 00:03:32,206 so I'd appreciate it if you got sure about it. 80 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:33,448 - Not like Holloway 81 00:03:33,551 --> 00:03:35,689 to stick her neck out like this for an LN. 82 00:03:35,793 --> 00:03:36,965 - No. 83 00:03:37,068 --> 00:03:38,172 Makes you think there's an actual human being 84 00:03:38,275 --> 00:03:39,172 under all that regular army. 85 00:03:39,275 --> 00:03:42,068 - Come on. Cut her some slack. 86 00:03:42,172 --> 00:03:44,068 She chose putting up with all your insubordinate bullshit 87 00:03:44,172 --> 00:03:46,586 over being with her family. 88 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:49,137 - Can't wait to see you two get married. 89 00:03:49,241 --> 00:03:50,241 - Wanna be my best man? 90 00:03:50,344 --> 00:03:51,379 - You get her a ring? 91 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:56,275 - Shit. I didn't think about that. 92 00:03:56,379 --> 00:03:57,689 - Give me an onion ring. I don't care. 93 00:03:57,793 --> 00:04:00,448 - How romantic. 94 00:04:00,551 --> 00:04:02,655 - Guess instead of honeymooning in Bora Bora, 95 00:04:02,758 --> 00:04:03,758 you guys'll be honeymooning in Tora Bora. 96 00:04:03,862 --> 00:04:05,517 [laughs] 97 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,000 - Laugh all you want. 98 00:04:07,103 --> 00:04:08,620 When we're married, 99 00:04:08,724 --> 00:04:10,137 we're entitled to 300 bucks a month 100 00:04:10,241 --> 00:04:13,379 extra housing allowance. 101 00:04:13,482 --> 00:04:16,517 - Marry me. - [laughs] 102 00:04:16,620 --> 00:04:19,413 Let's get this over with. 103 00:04:19,517 --> 00:04:22,172 [upbeat music] 104 00:04:22,275 --> 00:04:27,206 ♪ 105 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:29,172 - ♪ Somebody tell me to go 106 00:04:29,275 --> 00:04:32,551 ♪ 107 00:04:32,655 --> 00:04:33,689 ♪ Somebody tell me to go 108 00:04:33,793 --> 00:04:37,241 ♪ 109 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:40,586 ♪ Somebody tell me to go 110 00:04:44,137 --> 00:04:44,758 - [bleats] 111 00:04:44,862 --> 00:04:48,172 - [chuckles] Hey. 112 00:04:48,275 --> 00:04:49,310 How are ya? 113 00:04:51,965 --> 00:04:52,965 Mmm. 114 00:04:54,344 --> 00:04:57,551 Sir, I'm getting rid of it. 115 00:04:57,655 --> 00:05:01,137 - What becomes of this goat makes no matter to me, Private. 116 00:05:01,241 --> 00:05:02,655 - Glad to hear that, sir. 117 00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:05,103 - However, I am keenly interested 118 00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:06,137 in what happened to an ambulance 119 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:09,517 that disappeared the other day. 120 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:12,034 - Ambulance? [stammers] 121 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,068 I don't know anything about that. 122 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:15,310 - Oh, really? 123 00:05:15,413 --> 00:05:17,344 Because your name was on the vehicle manifest. 124 00:05:18,034 --> 00:05:20,517 You seem nervous. 125 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:21,965 - Oh, I'm--I'm fine, sir. 126 00:05:22,068 --> 00:05:24,586 - You're sweating profusely. - It's hot, sir. 127 00:05:24,689 --> 00:05:25,793 - You're visibly shaking. 128 00:05:25,896 --> 00:05:29,379 - It's an unfortunate medical condition, sir. 129 00:05:29,482 --> 00:05:31,310 - The truth, Private. 130 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:33,965 - Okay. Roback and Davis made me do it. 131 00:05:34,068 --> 00:05:35,931 They filled it with expired medical supplies 132 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:38,000 and took it to village to trade with the warlords for hashish. 133 00:05:38,103 --> 00:05:39,275 - What? 134 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:40,517 - Then the ambulance got torched by SecCorp guys 135 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:42,172 but we can't be sure, so we stole one of their SUVs 136 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,931 after the goat bit off some guy's fingers 137 00:05:45,034 --> 00:05:48,965 and then hit a landmine on the way back, sir. 138 00:05:49,068 --> 00:05:50,896 - I see. 139 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:51,827 - [stammers] 140 00:05:51,931 --> 00:05:53,275 What are you gonna do to me, sir? 141 00:05:53,379 --> 00:05:55,448 - [exhales deeply] Nothing right now. 142 00:05:55,551 --> 00:05:58,551 It's Roback and Davis that need to answer for this. 143 00:05:58,655 --> 00:05:59,517 - [bleats] 144 00:06:03,103 --> 00:06:05,862 [soft dramatic music] 145 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:07,310 - [sighs] 146 00:06:07,413 --> 00:06:11,068 Well, Boz, that was a close one. 147 00:06:11,172 --> 00:06:12,275 You hungry? 148 00:06:12,379 --> 00:06:16,103 ♪ 149 00:06:16,206 --> 00:06:19,551 [chickens clucking] 150 00:06:19,655 --> 00:06:21,620 - Where do we find Qasem? 151 00:06:21,724 --> 00:06:23,586 - Petrocelli said he thought the little brother 152 00:06:23,689 --> 00:06:24,482 came from a house with a green door. 153 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:29,620 - What else did he say? 154 00:06:29,724 --> 00:06:31,689 - Nothing. That was it. 155 00:06:31,793 --> 00:06:32,620 - Great. 156 00:06:32,724 --> 00:06:35,413 Time to play green door roulette. 157 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:39,896 - Let's start with that one. 158 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:45,896 [tense music] 159 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:52,344 ♪ 160 00:07:03,931 --> 00:07:05,241 - Clear! - Clear! 161 00:07:05,344 --> 00:07:07,068 - Hallway! 162 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:11,000 ♪ 163 00:07:11,103 --> 00:07:11,379 - All clear. 164 00:07:15,103 --> 00:07:16,517 - What now? 165 00:07:18,172 --> 00:07:20,034 - We hit every other green door in the neighborhood. 166 00:07:20,137 --> 00:07:21,413 - And wait for everyone 167 00:07:21,517 --> 00:07:23,965 to just invite us in for sponge cake and espresso? 168 00:07:24,068 --> 00:07:27,103 - Well there's nothing here, so let's start knocking. 169 00:07:30,206 --> 00:07:31,793 - God damn. 170 00:07:35,827 --> 00:07:38,413 - What the fuck are you doing? 171 00:07:38,517 --> 00:07:40,034 New way to get high? 172 00:07:40,137 --> 00:07:42,448 - Smells like burned hair. 173 00:07:42,551 --> 00:07:45,689 - This is a real motherfuckin' silk rug. 174 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:48,034 Worth 30 grand back home. We're taking it. 175 00:07:48,137 --> 00:07:49,000 - I know you're in dire st-- 176 00:07:49,103 --> 00:07:52,068 [suspenseful music] 177 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:54,103 ♪ 178 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:55,758 - Looks like an ISIS tunnel. 179 00:07:55,862 --> 00:07:58,793 ♪ 180 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:00,275 - Let's just take the rug and split. 181 00:08:00,379 --> 00:08:01,344 - We gotta go down there. 182 00:08:01,448 --> 00:08:03,172 - I didn't sign up for this. 183 00:08:03,275 --> 00:08:04,586 - Remember when you signed that little piece of paper 184 00:08:04,689 --> 00:08:06,448 in the recruiting station? 185 00:08:06,551 --> 00:08:09,413 That was you signing up for this. 186 00:08:09,517 --> 00:08:10,931 We're goin' in. 187 00:08:11,034 --> 00:08:12,965 ♪ 188 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:19,689 [suspenseful music] 189 00:08:19,793 --> 00:08:26,000 ♪ 190 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:17,344 - Next man! - Coming in. 191 00:09:19,862 --> 00:09:21,896 - Coming in! 192 00:09:25,862 --> 00:09:26,965 - All clear. 193 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:29,793 [soft dramatic music] 194 00:09:29,896 --> 00:09:35,448 ♪ 195 00:09:35,551 --> 00:09:37,689 - Who's this? - My name is Azad. 196 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:44,862 ♪ 197 00:09:51,034 --> 00:09:55,689 - He's the little brother. 198 00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:05,344 [knife clacks loudly] 199 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:07,827 - Where's that fuckin' goat? 200 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,172 - Uh-- 201 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,655 I have no idea. 202 00:10:10,758 --> 00:10:12,068 - Well, you damn well better have some idea. 203 00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:13,344 - Look--even if you cut it open, 204 00:10:13,448 --> 00:10:16,655 your fingers would be totally digested by now. 205 00:10:16,758 --> 00:10:18,206 - Yeah, it's not my fingers I'm looking for, mate. 206 00:10:18,310 --> 00:10:19,482 - Huh? 207 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:21,068 - It's my Crimson Tide championship ring 208 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:22,344 that was on one of those fingers. 209 00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:24,448 That's what I'm fuckin' looking for. 210 00:10:24,551 --> 00:10:26,862 - Wait, you played football for Alabama? 211 00:10:27,758 --> 00:10:29,103 - One more time: 212 00:10:29,206 --> 00:10:32,137 Where is that fucking goat? 213 00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:35,068 - I told you. I don't know. 214 00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:36,482 - Yeah, you do, 215 00:10:36,586 --> 00:10:39,172 and if I don't get my finger back with that ring on it, 216 00:10:39,275 --> 00:10:40,551 - [gasps] 217 00:10:40,655 --> 00:10:41,793 - I'm gonna take one of yours. 218 00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,827 - What? 219 00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:45,827 Ow. 220 00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:49,344 - You have one hour. 221 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,448 - My brother was not well. 222 00:10:58,551 --> 00:11:01,413 He was having great difficulty breathing. 223 00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:02,413 He became very weak. 224 00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:04,827 He finally had to leave me. 225 00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:06,206 - To go where? 226 00:11:06,310 --> 00:11:08,827 - He was told the warlord was in possession of antibiotics. 227 00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:09,724 - Our antibiotics. 228 00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:12,103 - He has not returned. 229 00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:13,517 I am worried. 230 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:14,758 - We're gonna get him and we're gonna bring him back 231 00:11:14,862 --> 00:11:16,413 to the hospital at our base to get better. 232 00:11:16,517 --> 00:11:18,413 - One of us is gonna need to be here with the kid 233 00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:20,103 in case Qasem comes back. 234 00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:22,310 - You must leave the woman here with me. 235 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,275 The warlord will have no interest in dealing with her. 236 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,413 - "The woman"? 237 00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:30,206 - You're babysitting. - No, no. Don't do this to me. 238 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:32,310 - No, no. It won't take long, okay? 239 00:11:32,413 --> 00:11:34,206 - Give you two a chance to get close. 240 00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:41,586 - [scoffs] 241 00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:46,896 - Here, Boz. Look. 242 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 See, see? Yeah. 243 00:11:49,103 --> 00:11:50,206 Come on. 244 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,551 - [bleats] 245 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,758 - What the hell are you doing? 246 00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:58,275 - I am trying to feed it this horchata grip 'n rip. 247 00:11:58,379 --> 00:11:59,655 - Oh, that shit gave me the runs. 248 00:11:59,758 --> 00:12:02,655 - Yeah? Well, I am counting on it. 249 00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,241 Here, Boz. 250 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:05,724 [smooches] Up here. 251 00:12:05,827 --> 00:12:08,896 Here. Come on, here. 252 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,172 Yeah, okay. Atta boy. 253 00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:13,275 There we go. 254 00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:15,724 - Yo, I meant it about you being my best man. 255 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,827 - No offense, 256 00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:20,793 but I kinda take this marriage thing more seriously. 257 00:12:20,896 --> 00:12:21,896 - Is that a no? 258 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,448 - It's not a no. 259 00:12:23,551 --> 00:12:26,344 Just kinda hoping you two would take it more seriously, too. 260 00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:30,172 - Yeah, well. I'm not Alvarez's type. 261 00:12:30,275 --> 00:12:31,862 - She tell you that? - Every day. 262 00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:34,172 Besides, I'm not over Durkin. 263 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,344 Unfortunately complicated 264 00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:36,586 by the fact that she's totally over me. 265 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,620 [horn honks] 266 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:39,689 - A salaam alaikum! God bless the USA! 267 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,655 - Son of a bitch! 268 00:12:41,758 --> 00:12:43,620 - Looks like those Afghan Army guys 269 00:12:43,724 --> 00:12:45,793 got that SecCorp SUV running again. 270 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:48,482 [engine revs] 271 00:12:48,586 --> 00:12:50,241 Damn! 272 00:12:50,344 --> 00:12:53,103 Those ANA guys can turn anything into a technical. 273 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,482 - We gotta track it down. 274 00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:55,862 - How exactly are we gonna track it down? 275 00:12:55,965 --> 00:12:57,206 - There's a way. 276 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:57,896 I just haven't thought of it, yet. 277 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,965 - You keep me posted. 278 00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:04,344 - Always the pessimist, amigo. 279 00:13:09,206 --> 00:13:10,103 No? 280 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:11,862 - [speaking Pashto] 281 00:13:12,689 --> 00:13:14,275 - That's that. - Hold on. 282 00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:19,689 - [speaking Pashto] - Trade? 283 00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:22,586 - [speaking Pashto] 284 00:13:23,689 --> 00:13:24,965 - We don't have anything to trade. 285 00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,068 - What do you got on you? - What do you got on you? 286 00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:29,862 - Supplies and water. - Me, too. 287 00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:30,862 - What about here? 288 00:13:30,965 --> 00:13:32,172 - Hey. Hell, no. 289 00:13:32,275 --> 00:13:33,413 It's not gonna happen. 290 00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:35,344 - It's time to put away childish things, amigo. 291 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,344 Gimme your gamer. 292 00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:44,413 - I need to at least wipe it first. 293 00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:46,275 I got personal stuff on here. 294 00:13:46,379 --> 00:13:48,689 - Porn? - Among other things. 295 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,275 - Weird, fucked up porn? 296 00:13:50,379 --> 00:13:53,000 - Normal, everyday porn. 297 00:13:54,172 --> 00:13:57,448 - I'm sure warlords could jerk off, too. 298 00:13:57,551 --> 00:13:58,344 Stop it. 299 00:14:01,551 --> 00:14:03,413 - [speaking Pashto] 300 00:14:03,517 --> 00:14:05,551 [video game music playing] 301 00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:06,896 - Come on. 302 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:07,896 Now that you're happy, let's try this one more time. 303 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,310 - [speaking Pashto] 304 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:12,206 - Paghman? - Paghman. 305 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:13,206 - He's at Paghman Hospital. 306 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,689 - He's probably okay. - Okay? 307 00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:16,793 What part of Paghman Hospital do you not get? 308 00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:17,793 [speaking Pashto] 309 00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:20,310 - [speaking Pashto] 310 00:14:20,413 --> 00:14:22,310 Salaam alaikum! 311 00:14:22,413 --> 00:14:24,310 [suspenseful music] 312 00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:26,931 - You are not married? 313 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,344 - Will be soon. 314 00:14:28,448 --> 00:14:29,689 - Is it arranged? 315 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:32,000 - Sort of. 316 00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:33,965 - When you are married, you will have children, yes? 317 00:14:34,068 --> 00:14:35,551 - I will have children? No. 318 00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:37,275 - And your husband allows this? 319 00:14:37,379 --> 00:14:39,000 - It's not up to him. 320 00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:39,689 - But he is the man. 321 00:14:39,793 --> 00:14:42,103 - I am the woman. 322 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:43,862 - Why do you not want to talk to me? 323 00:14:43,965 --> 00:14:45,965 Is it because I'm a man? 324 00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:47,000 - You're not a man! 325 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,344 You're a boy. 326 00:14:48,448 --> 00:14:51,206 And it's because I find your attitude very annoying. 327 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,344 How lucky you for you that you happen to be born 328 00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:55,103 with a little pee-pee between those legs 329 00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,344 that lets you make all the decisions 330 00:14:57,448 --> 00:14:58,275 for the women in your culture. 331 00:15:01,413 --> 00:15:03,517 - You are very angry. 332 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,551 - And believe it or not, 333 00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:09,793 you caught me on a good day. 334 00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:10,275 [punching bag thumping] 335 00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:19,000 - Kid's giving you the finger. 336 00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:36,379 - Ah, shit. 337 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,655 - Notice he didn't ask for his wedding ring back. 338 00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:41,137 - So we're all good? 339 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:43,000 - You and me? 340 00:15:43,103 --> 00:15:45,000 Yeah, we're all good. 341 00:15:45,103 --> 00:15:45,827 But that fucking goat and me? 342 00:15:45,931 --> 00:15:47,896 Oh, we're far from good. 343 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,862 - But you got your ring back. 344 00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:52,586 - Fingers are still missing. 345 00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:55,413 - Nothing the goat can do about that. 346 00:15:55,517 --> 00:15:57,172 - Revenge is not about remedying a situation, 347 00:15:57,275 --> 00:16:00,620 it's about eye for a fuckin' eye. 348 00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,551 - You're gonna take the goat's finger? 349 00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,103 - Didn't know goats had fingers. 350 00:16:04,206 --> 00:16:05,517 - They have cloven hooves. 351 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,413 - I'm not gonna take the goat's fingers. 352 00:16:06,517 --> 00:16:08,448 I'm gonna take the goat's life. 353 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,620 And I know it's on this base, 354 00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,827 and I'm gonna fuckin' find it. 355 00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,034 - No, you're not. 356 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,275 - Yeah. 357 00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,206 - Kid's not gonna give up that goat without a fight. 358 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,827 - Yeah, I'm gonna find that fuckin' animal, 359 00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:20,965 and I'm gonna gut it like the goddamn catch of the day. 360 00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:29,517 - He's a great poet. 361 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:31,793 I know you do not read a lot, but do not worry. 362 00:16:31,896 --> 00:16:34,241 These poems are short. 363 00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:36,689 A small child could read them. 364 00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:39,206 - You really can't help yourself, can you? 365 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,793 - I was in the middle 366 00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:44,172 of my all-time high score on that thing. 367 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:48,000 - Well, maybe you should try reading a book instead, amigo. 368 00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:49,655 - The engine on the bird's running. 369 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:50,482 Let's go. 370 00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:52,103 - You have found my brother? 371 00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:53,206 - He's at Paghman. We're gonna go get him. 372 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:55,827 [dramatic music] 373 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,241 - Hey. 374 00:16:57,344 --> 00:16:58,344 Figured only one of you would be alive when we got back. 375 00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:00,931 I had you, but Davis' money was on the kid. 376 00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:03,103 - I'm never having children. 377 00:17:03,206 --> 00:17:04,206 Especially boys. 378 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,827 - We'll discuss this after we're married. 379 00:17:06,931 --> 00:17:09,827 [energetic music] 380 00:17:09,931 --> 00:17:13,482 ♪ 381 00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:16,482 [indistinct radio chatter] 382 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,310 - Can't understand a thing. 383 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,344 Can't tell if we've got permission to land or not. 384 00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:22,620 Sounds like chaos down there. 385 00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:25,379 For better or worse, we're going in. 386 00:17:25,482 --> 00:17:28,379 [screaming and crying] 387 00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,551 [suspenseful music] 388 00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:33,758 ♪ 389 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:34,862 - You speak English? 390 00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:37,379 - Of course I do. I'm a doctor. [indistinct] 391 00:17:37,482 --> 00:17:39,862 - What happened here? - Suicide bombing at a wedding. 392 00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:45,551 ♪ 393 00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:48,068 - Look, we're looking for a patient called Qasem. 394 00:17:48,172 --> 00:17:49,896 Do you have anybody here by that name? 395 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,379 - You are kidding me, right? 396 00:17:51,482 --> 00:17:53,206 You are welcome to go look for him yourself, 397 00:17:53,310 --> 00:17:54,655 but I have no idea where he is, 398 00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:56,379 nor do I have the time to worry about him. 399 00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:58,793 - Is there anything we can do here to help? 400 00:17:58,896 --> 00:18:00,965 - You can find this person you're looking for 401 00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,862 and take him away so I have one less person to deal with. 402 00:18:03,965 --> 00:18:09,482 ♪ 403 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:10,931 - [indistinct speech] Shh, shh. 404 00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:12,344 [prays softly] 405 00:18:12,448 --> 00:18:15,241 - Let's limit our boots on the ground time here, okay? 406 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,206 - For sure. 407 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:23,344 ♪ 408 00:18:45,793 --> 00:18:48,206 - That him? 409 00:18:48,310 --> 00:18:50,689 - If it is, our work here is done. 410 00:18:50,793 --> 00:18:54,172 ♪ 411 00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:55,862 - I got him! 412 00:18:55,965 --> 00:19:01,241 Hey, can you hear me? Hey. 413 00:19:01,344 --> 00:19:01,931 - You again. 414 00:19:02,034 --> 00:19:04,931 - Okay, shit. 415 00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:07,103 ♪ 416 00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:09,034 Okay. Hey. 417 00:19:09,137 --> 00:19:10,517 We're gonna get you out of here, okay? 418 00:19:10,620 --> 00:19:17,448 ♪ 419 00:19:19,586 --> 00:19:21,620 Door! 420 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,206 We managed to stabilize him on the bird, 421 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:26,517 but he's still in pretty bad shape. 422 00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,793 - I'll take it from here, Sergeant. 423 00:19:32,896 --> 00:19:34,000 Who's this? 424 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,551 - His little brother. They're a package deal. 425 00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:37,931 - Get that kid and all of his germs 426 00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:39,103 out of my operating room, please! 427 00:19:39,206 --> 00:19:40,103 Thank you. 428 00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:41,827 - Let's get him on the table! 429 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:47,586 ♪ 430 00:19:47,689 --> 00:19:49,034 - How'd you take care of yourself 431 00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,724 while your brother was away? 432 00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:53,620 - Relatives would feed me. 433 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:56,172 And since the killing of my parents shut down the school, 434 00:19:56,275 --> 00:19:58,931 I was no longer a target. 435 00:19:59,034 --> 00:19:59,793 - You seem to accept your misfortunes 436 00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:03,448 so much better than I do. 437 00:20:03,551 --> 00:20:07,034 - We do not expect everything to turn out well like you do, 438 00:20:07,137 --> 00:20:08,620 so we're never disappointed. 439 00:20:08,724 --> 00:20:12,620 ♪ 440 00:20:12,724 --> 00:20:13,379 - Hmm. 441 00:20:13,482 --> 00:20:15,862 - Gimme a sec, hon. 442 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,413 We were reading about another one of those suicide bombings. 443 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,034 The boys are getting worried about you, 444 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,379 but I told them you were miles away 445 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,103 from where that stuff happens. 446 00:20:23,206 --> 00:20:25,103 - And they believed you? 447 00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,137 - Well, it doesn't really matter, does it? 448 00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:28,551 - Is that Mom? - Yeah, it's Mom. 449 00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:30,379 - Hi. 450 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,896 - Hi, Mom! We miss you. 451 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,344 Don't get blown up. 452 00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,931 - Don't be an idiot. She's totally safe. 453 00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:39,241 - I am. I'm totally safe. 454 00:20:39,344 --> 00:20:40,275 - That shirt is dirty. I told you not to wear it. 455 00:20:40,379 --> 00:20:41,655 Now we're gonna be late to school. 456 00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:43,551 Change that, please. Is Rufus locked out again? 457 00:20:43,655 --> 00:20:46,724 I told you you gotta let him in after he pees. 458 00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:47,827 It's out of control here. 459 00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:48,965 I love you. Can I call you tomorrow? 460 00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:52,448 Okay, bye. [computer beeps] 461 00:20:53,758 --> 00:20:55,241 - [sighs] 462 00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:56,448 - Hi. 463 00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,413 - Hey. 464 00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:00,724 - You okay? 465 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,793 - Mm, yeah. 466 00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:03,896 Just missing the peace and quiet of home. 467 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,517 [chuckles] What's up? 468 00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,551 - I head you sprung Roback from the brig. 469 00:21:07,655 --> 00:21:09,344 Mind if I ask why? 470 00:21:09,448 --> 00:21:11,275 - Between you and me? 471 00:21:11,379 --> 00:21:13,793 He did me a solid. 472 00:21:13,896 --> 00:21:14,931 - Well, the reason I ask 473 00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:17,137 is that he's suddenly on my radar, 474 00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:18,241 so I need to know if we consider him friend or foe. 475 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:23,275 - At this specific moment in time, friend. 476 00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:25,206 But I'm sure that'll change in an hour. 477 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:28,448 - [chuckles] That's all I needed to know. 478 00:21:33,517 --> 00:21:35,586 [soft dramatic music] 479 00:21:35,689 --> 00:21:43,551 ♪ 480 00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,379 - You were right. 481 00:21:58,482 --> 00:22:02,413 I was not ready to leave. 482 00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,758 It is possible you may know more about medicine that I do. 483 00:22:05,862 --> 00:22:08,482 - [chuckles softly] 484 00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:15,448 ♪ 485 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:18,241 [distant explosions] 486 00:22:31,068 --> 00:22:33,103 - Why do you find the destruction 487 00:22:33,206 --> 00:22:37,620 of confiscated weapons and explosives entertaining? 488 00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:40,000 Do you not get enough of this horror in battle? 489 00:22:40,103 --> 00:22:44,448 - You have a way of really killing fun. 490 00:22:46,137 --> 00:22:49,310 - It is a privilege to be allowed 491 00:22:49,413 --> 00:22:51,310 to be out amongst men at night. 492 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:54,724 I do not think that you appreciate it. 493 00:22:54,827 --> 00:22:57,172 - Don't consider it a perk. 494 00:22:57,275 --> 00:23:01,931 - Your culture takes all of these things for granted. 495 00:23:02,034 --> 00:23:04,758 In my culture, 496 00:23:04,862 --> 00:23:10,000 a mother is expected only to bring a son into the family. 497 00:23:10,103 --> 00:23:12,517 - How can a woman even survive here? 498 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:15,000 ♪ 499 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:19,931 - She can be raised as a boy. 500 00:23:20,034 --> 00:23:24,413 - What do you mean? 501 00:23:24,517 --> 00:23:27,931 - In my culture, some parents can make the decision 502 00:23:28,034 --> 00:23:32,862 to raise their daughters as sons. 503 00:23:32,965 --> 00:23:35,758 That way we are allowed to have interactions with men, 504 00:23:35,862 --> 00:23:39,620 allowed to have jobs, 505 00:23:39,724 --> 00:23:42,862 allowed to leave the house at night. 506 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:50,275 - Oh, my God. 507 00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:56,689 You're a girl? 508 00:24:03,172 --> 00:24:04,793 - It is true. 509 00:24:04,896 --> 00:24:06,862 I was born female. 510 00:24:06,965 --> 00:24:09,344 - Do you feel like a boy? 511 00:24:10,724 --> 00:24:14,482 - I feel like Allah has blessed me, 512 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:17,896 that I was chosen to have a chance in life. 513 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,172 - What happens when you get older? 514 00:24:21,275 --> 00:24:25,793 - Life becomes much more difficult and dangerous. 515 00:24:25,896 --> 00:24:28,655 - You mean if someone finds out? 516 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:29,793 - It is not a question of if they find out, 517 00:24:29,896 --> 00:24:33,068 but rather if they approve. 518 00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:35,586 - Well, it's gonna be pretty difficult 519 00:24:35,689 --> 00:24:37,517 to keep your little secret on this base. 520 00:24:37,620 --> 00:24:39,448 - Why? 521 00:24:39,551 --> 00:24:41,758 - Well, you're gonna have to shower at some point, 522 00:24:41,862 --> 00:24:43,000 and I'm for sure 523 00:24:43,103 --> 00:24:43,793 not letting you do it with the men on this base. 524 00:24:43,896 --> 00:24:46,172 - Then I will not shower. 525 00:24:46,275 --> 00:24:48,724 - [groans quietly] You'll have to sleep somewhere. 526 00:24:48,827 --> 00:24:51,586 [soft dramatic music] 527 00:24:51,689 --> 00:24:54,275 Unless you want me to take you back home. 528 00:24:54,379 --> 00:24:57,620 - I will never leave my brother again. 529 00:24:57,724 --> 00:24:59,931 - Then you're gonna have to 530 00:25:00,034 --> 00:25:04,689 share your little secret with others. 531 00:25:04,793 --> 00:25:09,068 - [sighs] 532 00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:14,000 - I'm sorry that I got a bit annoyed with you before. 533 00:25:14,103 --> 00:25:16,689 Your male privilege was 534 00:25:16,793 --> 00:25:18,793 really pissing me off. 535 00:25:18,896 --> 00:25:20,896 - [chuckles] 536 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,379 - You're very good at being a boy. 537 00:25:24,482 --> 00:25:27,517 - It is a lot easier than it looks. 538 00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:29,827 [laughter] 539 00:25:31,137 --> 00:25:33,137 - The closest ANA base is here. 540 00:25:33,241 --> 00:25:34,758 - What if they aren't stationed at the base? 541 00:25:34,862 --> 00:25:37,482 What if they're floaters just passing through? 542 00:25:37,586 --> 00:25:38,551 - Well, then we'll never track down the SUV, 543 00:25:38,655 --> 00:25:40,655 there'll be no fight, and we're screwed. 544 00:25:40,758 --> 00:25:43,172 - Forget I mentioned it. 545 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:44,758 - If I can just figure out a way to-- 546 00:25:44,862 --> 00:25:46,206 - Gentlemen. 547 00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:48,724 both: Sir. - [chuckles] 548 00:25:50,448 --> 00:25:55,275 Oh, I had an interesting little talk with Private Petrocelli. 549 00:25:55,379 --> 00:25:57,000 - He's a good kid. - Great kid. 550 00:25:57,103 --> 00:25:58,655 - Yes, the young lad told me all about 551 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:01,620 your eventful nocturnal jaunt through the countryside 552 00:26:01,724 --> 00:26:03,068 the other night. 553 00:26:03,172 --> 00:26:04,724 - Oh, shit. - The kid likes to embellish. 554 00:26:04,827 --> 00:26:06,931 - Oh, the tale he told me needs no embellishment. 555 00:26:07,034 --> 00:26:11,000 It is a tale of sneaking off base 556 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:15,310 to trade expired medicines for hashish to a local warlord 557 00:26:15,413 --> 00:26:17,000 and then 558 00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:18,034 burning a military ambulance. 559 00:26:18,137 --> 00:26:19,517 - We're not the ones who torched it. 560 00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:21,586 - Oh, yes. 561 00:26:21,689 --> 00:26:23,068 The private was quite clear on that point. 562 00:26:23,172 --> 00:26:24,103 - Sir, those meds were designated to be destroyed. 563 00:26:24,206 --> 00:26:25,172 - Or traded for ten pounds 564 00:26:25,275 --> 00:26:27,448 of grade A Afghan hashish, it seems. 565 00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:28,965 - The village needed them badly. 566 00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:31,896 - Oh, you two are quite the humanitarians, aren't you? 567 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,724 - And they were still perfectly good. 568 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,000 - You don't have to tell me. 569 00:26:36,103 --> 00:26:38,517 I hate how big pharma 570 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,034 invents these expiration dates simply to make more money 571 00:26:40,137 --> 00:26:42,689 by inducing earlier churn on supplies. 572 00:26:42,793 --> 00:26:43,862 It's shameful. 573 00:26:43,965 --> 00:26:45,275 - It is shameful. - Pisses us off, too. 574 00:26:45,379 --> 00:26:47,896 - However, demanding hashish in return for those drugs? 575 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,758 Mm--[clicks tongue] is also shameful. 576 00:26:50,862 --> 00:26:52,241 - We feel bad, sir. 577 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,103 - Oh, I'm sure you do. 578 00:26:56,137 --> 00:26:57,137 [chuckles] 579 00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:00,586 Look, I like you both, all right? 580 00:27:00,689 --> 00:27:02,068 You're damn good medics. 581 00:27:02,172 --> 00:27:04,137 And between us, 582 00:27:04,241 --> 00:27:05,689 I have been known to imbibe 583 00:27:05,793 --> 00:27:07,758 on the local Afghan hashish myself, occasionally. 584 00:27:07,862 --> 00:27:09,275 - It is primo. 585 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:10,793 - Be that as it may, 586 00:27:10,896 --> 00:27:13,137 I'm ordering you to destroy everything you have. 587 00:27:13,241 --> 00:27:14,655 All ten pounds of it, 588 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:17,793 because if I hear that you are selling it around the base, 589 00:27:17,896 --> 00:27:20,758 and I will hear about it, 590 00:27:20,862 --> 00:27:23,103 I'll recommend that you both be court-martialed. 591 00:27:23,206 --> 00:27:24,482 - Yes, sir. 592 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:29,655 - Oh, and about that ambulance-- 593 00:27:29,758 --> 00:27:31,137 both: Yes, sir? 594 00:27:31,241 --> 00:27:35,793 - That is property of the United States Army. 595 00:27:40,586 --> 00:27:42,620 But I'm British Forces, so screw it. 596 00:27:50,862 --> 00:27:53,551 - We can't destroy the hashish. It's all we got. 597 00:27:53,655 --> 00:27:55,517 - We may not have to. 598 00:27:57,034 --> 00:27:57,482 - Hoo! 599 00:27:57,586 --> 00:28:00,241 Lovely. 600 00:28:00,344 --> 00:28:01,931 What'd you blokes want from me? 601 00:28:02,034 --> 00:28:02,931 - We need you to turn it all into edibles 602 00:28:03,034 --> 00:28:05,034 so it'll be easier to hide and move. 603 00:28:05,137 --> 00:28:07,551 - I have the technology. - Fantastic. 604 00:28:07,655 --> 00:28:09,551 - For 50%. 605 00:28:09,655 --> 00:28:10,931 - Fuck that. 606 00:28:11,034 --> 00:28:13,310 - I'm supposed to do this out of the kindness of my heart? 607 00:28:13,413 --> 00:28:15,551 - We were thinking you would take it as collateral 608 00:28:15,655 --> 00:28:17,034 for the Sasquatch fight. 609 00:28:17,137 --> 00:28:19,000 - So I bloody well am supposed to do this 610 00:28:19,103 --> 00:28:20,172 out of the kindness of my heart. 611 00:28:20,275 --> 00:28:22,482 - This fight is gonna be big. 612 00:28:22,586 --> 00:28:25,034 You can stand to make a shitload of book. 613 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:25,724 - You got Sasquatch to agree to it? 614 00:28:25,827 --> 00:28:27,551 - We're working on it. 615 00:28:27,655 --> 00:28:29,413 - Then this whole conversation's 616 00:28:29,517 --> 00:28:30,551 just taking place in a dream. 617 00:28:30,655 --> 00:28:32,379 - How 'bout this? 618 00:28:32,482 --> 00:28:33,689 If the fight doesn't happen, 619 00:28:33,793 --> 00:28:34,931 you can keep half of it as payment for the last fight. 620 00:28:35,034 --> 00:28:37,379 - Here's an even better deal. 621 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:39,896 If the fight doesn't happen, I keep the whole bloody thing. 622 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,551 - You just said 50%. 623 00:28:41,655 --> 00:28:43,172 - Prices fluctuate. 624 00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:46,724 - Okay, fine. 625 00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:49,379 Agreed. 626 00:28:49,482 --> 00:28:52,137 - About this fight, mate. - Yeah? 627 00:28:52,241 --> 00:28:54,034 - I'm gonna want to check out your man. 628 00:28:54,137 --> 00:28:56,379 Make sure he's up to the task so I can put out decent odds. 629 00:28:56,482 --> 00:28:59,551 I'm not agreeing to anything until I lay eyes on your boy. 630 00:28:59,655 --> 00:29:00,517 - Of course. 631 00:29:00,620 --> 00:29:02,931 - And I am not gonna be the one 632 00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,517 to convince Sasquatch to fight him. 633 00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:05,517 You blokes are. 634 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,000 - Not gonna be a problem. - Good. 635 00:29:07,103 --> 00:29:09,206 Now get the hell out of my kitchen 636 00:29:09,310 --> 00:29:11,310 so I can turn this hash into food. 637 00:29:11,413 --> 00:29:13,310 - Think you should disguise it as MREs. 638 00:29:13,413 --> 00:29:16,931 Nobody touches those. It'll be safer. 639 00:29:17,034 --> 00:29:18,379 - So you know exactly where they are 640 00:29:18,482 --> 00:29:20,551 and you could just steal 'em back from me? 641 00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:24,275 Do I look like a fuckin' idiot to you, mate? 642 00:29:24,379 --> 00:29:25,275 Oh, by the way, mate. 643 00:29:25,379 --> 00:29:29,000 It's chicken. All week long. 644 00:29:29,103 --> 00:29:30,482 [cackles] 645 00:29:30,586 --> 00:29:33,827 [helicopters blades whirring] 646 00:29:33,931 --> 00:29:35,896 - [chuckles] 647 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,793 You got a little Corporal Buckley in you. 648 00:29:38,896 --> 00:29:40,551 You know that? 649 00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:44,758 [sighs] 650 00:29:44,862 --> 00:29:48,586 You know, he was the coolest dude I ever met. 651 00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:50,965 He knew the origin story 652 00:29:51,068 --> 00:29:54,172 of every Marvel character by heart. 653 00:29:54,275 --> 00:29:56,551 Even the ones nobody knew. 654 00:29:56,655 --> 00:29:59,413 And he didn't let anyone fuck with me. 655 00:29:59,517 --> 00:30:02,000 I'm not gonna let anyone fuck with you, 656 00:30:02,103 --> 00:30:05,655 but I can't hide you in here forever. 657 00:30:05,758 --> 00:30:09,379 [soft dramatic music] 658 00:30:09,482 --> 00:30:11,413 We're gonna get through this. 659 00:30:11,517 --> 00:30:19,379 ♪ 660 00:30:25,103 --> 00:30:29,000 - I got a ton of forms for you and Roback to sign. 661 00:30:29,103 --> 00:30:30,862 - For what? 662 00:30:30,965 --> 00:30:33,379 - For the marriage? 663 00:30:33,482 --> 00:30:35,068 - Oh, yeah. 664 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:43,103 - You're really not into Roback, huh? 665 00:30:43,206 --> 00:30:44,689 - What exactly did he tell you? 666 00:30:44,793 --> 00:30:46,034 - Look, don't worry. 667 00:30:46,137 --> 00:30:47,172 I'm not gonna tell anyone. 668 00:30:47,275 --> 00:30:49,862 - Sorry if I fucked up everything with him. 669 00:30:49,965 --> 00:30:50,586 - [chuckles] 670 00:30:50,689 --> 00:30:53,655 - Sasquatch seems 671 00:30:53,758 --> 00:30:54,827 big. 672 00:30:54,931 --> 00:30:56,344 - Jesus. 673 00:30:56,448 --> 00:30:58,586 Roback told you everything too, huh? 674 00:30:58,689 --> 00:31:00,103 - I'm not judging you. 675 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:03,000 - That's good, 'cause I respect you 676 00:31:03,103 --> 00:31:05,413 even though I know you don't respect me. 677 00:31:05,517 --> 00:31:07,724 - I don't really think about you much. 678 00:31:07,827 --> 00:31:09,758 Figured you'd never thought about me much, either. 679 00:31:09,862 --> 00:31:11,034 - You figured wrong. 680 00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:12,103 You go your own way. 681 00:31:12,206 --> 00:31:14,379 You don't care what anyone else thinks. 682 00:31:14,482 --> 00:31:15,413 You're badass. 683 00:31:15,517 --> 00:31:17,793 - Hmm. 684 00:31:17,896 --> 00:31:20,517 Glad it comes across as some sort of inner strength 685 00:31:20,620 --> 00:31:25,517 but it's really not. 686 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:27,655 - Look, I uh-- 687 00:31:27,758 --> 00:31:29,034 I need someone to talk to 688 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,551 about putting up with all the swinging dicks 689 00:31:30,655 --> 00:31:31,620 around on this base 690 00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:34,000 and girlfriend pickings around here are, 691 00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:35,275 you know, slim. 692 00:31:35,379 --> 00:31:36,965 - Um, 693 00:31:37,068 --> 00:31:38,793 I'm not the girlfriend type. 694 00:31:39,862 --> 00:31:42,448 - Okay, then who do you talk personal shit with? 695 00:31:42,551 --> 00:31:43,965 - My family. 696 00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:44,517 - How ethnically charming. 697 00:31:44,620 --> 00:31:46,758 - [scoffs] 698 00:31:46,862 --> 00:31:49,586 How typically racist. 699 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000 - Wanna get high? 700 00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:59,655 - Roback's not my type. 701 00:31:59,758 --> 00:32:01,655 - What is your type? 702 00:32:01,758 --> 00:32:02,931 - Someone I come across 703 00:32:03,034 --> 00:32:04,758 when I'm not juggling dismembered limbs 704 00:32:04,862 --> 00:32:05,758 on a daily basis. 705 00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:06,827 - If you're gonna be that picky, 706 00:32:06,931 --> 00:32:08,206 you're never gonna find anyone. 707 00:32:12,965 --> 00:32:17,827 - Roback and Sasquatch are nothing like. 708 00:32:17,931 --> 00:32:19,827 How'd you end up caught between them? 709 00:32:19,931 --> 00:32:22,206 - My dad is a total screw-up 710 00:32:22,310 --> 00:32:26,206 who forced me to take care of myself from day one. 711 00:32:26,310 --> 00:32:29,793 Sasquatch is a part of me that wants to kick his ass 712 00:32:29,896 --> 00:32:33,000 and Roback's a part of me that 713 00:32:33,103 --> 00:32:35,379 wants to fuck him. 714 00:32:35,482 --> 00:32:38,758 - Okay. 715 00:32:40,448 --> 00:32:41,551 - Why do we always fall for men 716 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:44,241 who remind us why we hate our fathers? 717 00:32:44,344 --> 00:32:47,034 - Oh, I love my father. 718 00:32:47,137 --> 00:32:48,413 I'd be lucky to end up 719 00:32:48,517 --> 00:32:52,965 with someone as good-hearted and honest as him. 720 00:32:53,068 --> 00:32:55,793 - You suck as a girlfriend. - [laughs] 721 00:32:55,896 --> 00:32:58,034 I'm used to being around guys. 722 00:32:58,137 --> 00:33:00,482 This feels weird. 723 00:33:00,586 --> 00:33:04,344 - Took me a while to get used to it, too. 724 00:33:04,448 --> 00:33:07,551 Girlfriend, pass that shit. 725 00:33:07,655 --> 00:33:11,758 - This weed is really fucking strong. 726 00:33:11,862 --> 00:33:15,517 - Got it from an LN translator who had a crush on me. 727 00:33:15,620 --> 00:33:17,068 - Can you get more? 728 00:33:17,172 --> 00:33:20,275 - Mm-mm. - Why not? 729 00:33:20,379 --> 00:33:22,655 - He was targeted and killed by the Taliban. 730 00:33:25,034 --> 00:33:28,620 I like to smoke some every once in a while in his memory. 731 00:33:28,724 --> 00:33:31,931 - I hope I am remembered like this. 732 00:33:32,034 --> 00:33:34,931 Anyway, 733 00:33:35,034 --> 00:33:36,896 good luck with Sasquatch. 734 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,586 And if you ever bounce back to Roback, I'm okay with it. 735 00:33:40,689 --> 00:33:44,310 - You really don't give a shit, do you? 736 00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:46,310 - About what? 737 00:33:46,413 --> 00:33:48,965 - Anything. 738 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,275 - Never really had the luxury. 739 00:33:50,379 --> 00:33:54,896 - I give a shit about too much, especially men. 740 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,310 You're gonna be really good for me. 741 00:33:56,413 --> 00:33:59,379 - We'll see. 742 00:34:03,827 --> 00:34:07,793 - [exhales deeply] 743 00:34:20,517 --> 00:34:21,482 - Got a sec? 744 00:34:21,586 --> 00:34:23,758 Hey. 745 00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,965 Please. 746 00:34:26,068 --> 00:34:27,310 - What? 747 00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:29,793 - I just wanted to say I respect your decision, okay? 748 00:34:29,896 --> 00:34:31,275 - What decision? 749 00:34:31,379 --> 00:34:32,965 - To cool it with me. 750 00:34:33,068 --> 00:34:35,482 - No, not cooling it with you. 751 00:34:35,586 --> 00:34:37,000 Ending it with you. 752 00:34:37,103 --> 00:34:39,137 - Yeah, whatever. Anyway, I get it. 753 00:34:39,241 --> 00:34:41,793 I'll be married to Alvarez, and that'll be that. 754 00:34:41,896 --> 00:34:42,103 - So what do you want from me? 755 00:34:44,689 --> 00:34:46,344 - I need you to convince Sasquatch to fight my guy. 756 00:34:46,448 --> 00:34:47,448 - Why? 757 00:34:47,551 --> 00:34:48,758 - Because I'll be fucked if you don't, 758 00:34:48,862 --> 00:34:50,413 and I believe you still care about what happens to me. 759 00:34:50,517 --> 00:34:52,206 - If I ever mention your name to Sasquatch, 760 00:34:52,310 --> 00:34:53,000 he's gonna smell you all over me. 761 00:34:57,206 --> 00:34:58,172 - That's pretty hot. 762 00:34:58,275 --> 00:35:00,517 - Stop it. - [chuckles] 763 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:03,482 - Anything else? 764 00:35:03,586 --> 00:35:06,379 - Yeah. 765 00:35:06,482 --> 00:35:07,551 While I respect your decision 766 00:35:07,655 --> 00:35:08,862 not to see me anymore once I'm married, 767 00:35:08,965 --> 00:35:12,172 the fact is, this moment in time, 768 00:35:12,275 --> 00:35:13,275 I'm not married. 769 00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:16,103 [panting] 770 00:35:16,655 --> 00:35:18,896 [moaning] 771 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,896 - Jesus, yes! 772 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:21,620 Oh, my God! 773 00:35:21,724 --> 00:35:24,586 [bottles rattling] 774 00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:28,103 [gasping] 775 00:35:29,827 --> 00:35:32,827 You're a fucking magician! 776 00:35:35,206 --> 00:35:36,517 Oh, my God. 777 00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:38,413 Wait, did you come? 778 00:35:38,517 --> 00:35:40,068 - I was a little busy concentrating on you. 779 00:35:44,862 --> 00:35:46,068 - Oh, my God. 780 00:35:49,206 --> 00:35:51,379 - You good? - Mm-hmm. 781 00:36:00,068 --> 00:36:03,068 - How was it? 782 00:36:03,172 --> 00:36:04,103 - Different. 783 00:36:04,206 --> 00:36:07,275 - "Different"? [laughs] 784 00:36:07,379 --> 00:36:09,931 Different. Okay. 785 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:13,103 - [sighs] - Hey, wait. 786 00:36:14,517 --> 00:36:17,344 Is that it? 787 00:36:17,448 --> 00:36:18,724 After that? 788 00:36:18,827 --> 00:36:20,793 - You gave me closure. 789 00:36:20,896 --> 00:36:22,137 - Correction: I gave you 790 00:36:22,241 --> 00:36:24,655 the first ever vaginal orgasm of your entire fucking life. 791 00:36:24,758 --> 00:36:25,896 - That's because this is never gonna happen again. 792 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 It's all psychological. Trust me. 793 00:36:28,103 --> 00:36:29,724 - No, it's because we're great together. 794 00:36:29,827 --> 00:36:31,448 Trust me. 795 00:36:31,551 --> 00:36:32,758 Look--once I'm married to Alvarez, 796 00:36:32,862 --> 00:36:34,689 we can do this all the time. 797 00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:35,896 - That's not gonna work for me. 798 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,931 Besides, if we get caught she'll get deported, 799 00:36:38,034 --> 00:36:38,724 and I don't want that to happen to her. 800 00:36:38,827 --> 00:36:40,827 - Why are you so concerned 801 00:36:40,931 --> 00:36:43,068 about what happens to her all of a sudden? 802 00:36:43,172 --> 00:36:45,310 You two talking behind my back? 803 00:36:45,413 --> 00:36:46,448 - [scoffs] 804 00:36:46,551 --> 00:36:47,551 We don't have to do shit behind your back, 805 00:36:47,655 --> 00:36:48,793 'cause we have nothing to hide from you. 806 00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:50,551 - Should I be worried about you two? 807 00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:52,551 - I think you should be worried about your fight, 808 00:36:52,655 --> 00:36:54,482 'cause you're on your own with Sasquatch, so 809 00:36:54,586 --> 00:36:56,310 good luck. 810 00:36:56,413 --> 00:36:59,172 - [chuckles] 811 00:37:09,137 --> 00:37:12,344 [solemn music] 812 00:37:12,448 --> 00:37:18,724 ♪ 813 00:37:18,827 --> 00:37:19,034 - Go. 814 00:37:23,137 --> 00:37:25,448 ♪ 815 00:37:25,551 --> 00:37:28,862 Look, he's gonna kill you if you don't leave. 816 00:37:28,965 --> 00:37:30,758 - [bleats] 817 00:37:30,862 --> 00:37:32,793 ♪ 818 00:37:32,896 --> 00:37:36,000 - Go! 819 00:37:36,103 --> 00:37:38,034 - [bleats] 820 00:37:38,137 --> 00:37:39,275 - Damn it, Boz. 821 00:37:41,034 --> 00:37:42,344 [gun clicks] 822 00:37:42,448 --> 00:37:43,758 - At ease. 823 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,034 He's fine. 824 00:37:45,137 --> 00:37:46,586 ♪ 825 00:37:46,689 --> 00:37:49,586 [gunshots] 826 00:37:49,689 --> 00:37:52,448 ♪ 827 00:37:52,551 --> 00:37:54,241 - [bleats] 828 00:38:04,517 --> 00:38:05,517 - You okay? 829 00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:06,724 - I'm fine. 830 00:38:15,724 --> 00:38:18,482 [helicopter whirring] 831 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,482 - Awaiting your signature, sir. 832 00:38:21,586 --> 00:38:22,482 - Mm. 833 00:38:22,586 --> 00:38:23,965 Can I ask you something? 834 00:38:24,068 --> 00:38:25,275 - Of course, sir. 835 00:38:25,379 --> 00:38:26,724 - Seeing as you're the one requisitioning all the forms 836 00:38:26,827 --> 00:38:30,586 for this Roback-Alvarez marriage, 837 00:38:30,689 --> 00:38:33,827 does it smell legit to you? 838 00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:35,206 - I assume so, sir. 839 00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:37,172 - Good, 840 00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:39,620 'cause my ass is hanging out the wind here on it. 841 00:38:39,724 --> 00:38:40,689 Just wanna make sure 842 00:38:40,793 --> 00:38:43,517 it's not another one of Roback's schemes. 843 00:38:43,620 --> 00:38:44,827 - And if it was? 844 00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:45,931 - Then it would be my pleasure 845 00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,379 to hang his sorry neck from our flagpole 846 00:38:47,482 --> 00:38:48,586 then make sure 847 00:38:48,689 --> 00:38:52,000 his corpse biodegrades in a military prison. 848 00:38:58,206 --> 00:39:00,000 - It's for real, sir. 849 00:39:00,103 --> 00:39:01,482 There have been rumors about them for a while. 850 00:39:01,586 --> 00:39:03,103 They're 851 00:39:03,206 --> 00:39:07,758 kind of perfect for each other, don't you think? 852 00:39:07,862 --> 00:39:10,655 - Wouldn't know anything about that, 853 00:39:10,758 --> 00:39:12,931 but I am starting to have regrets about it already. 854 00:39:13,034 --> 00:39:14,551 Dismissed. 855 00:39:18,655 --> 00:39:19,068 [knock at door] 856 00:39:20,448 --> 00:39:21,517 - Yeah? 857 00:39:22,965 --> 00:39:24,827 - Hi. - Hi. 858 00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:27,310 - How you doin'? 859 00:39:27,413 --> 00:39:29,862 - Good. 860 00:39:29,965 --> 00:39:32,344 - [inhales deeply] 861 00:39:32,448 --> 00:39:36,275 [exhales deeply] 862 00:39:40,827 --> 00:39:43,241 So, you been talking to Durkin? 863 00:39:43,344 --> 00:39:45,931 - Yeah. 864 00:39:46,034 --> 00:39:48,724 She's helping us with the paperwork, remember? 865 00:39:51,965 --> 00:39:55,965 - What have you guys been talking about? 866 00:39:56,068 --> 00:39:58,517 - What do you think we talked about? 867 00:39:58,620 --> 00:40:01,000 The forms we need to fill out so you and I can get married. 868 00:40:04,448 --> 00:40:06,000 - That's all? 869 00:40:09,413 --> 00:40:09,931 - Okay. 870 00:40:15,965 --> 00:40:19,000 I'm giving you one last chance to back out. 871 00:40:20,724 --> 00:40:23,482 Because 872 00:40:23,586 --> 00:40:25,689 we're really getting married, 873 00:40:25,793 --> 00:40:29,862 really gonna have to live together. 874 00:40:29,965 --> 00:40:32,482 Really gonna have to keep up appearances. 875 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:38,586 And then at some point we'll really have to get divorced. 876 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,413 - I'm all in on this. 877 00:40:47,517 --> 00:40:49,379 I love you like a sister 878 00:40:49,482 --> 00:40:51,517 and what's happening you is just fucking wrong. 879 00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:53,103 Plus, we're entering into this 880 00:40:53,206 --> 00:40:55,000 with more of a connection to each other 881 00:40:55,103 --> 00:40:56,344 than any real marriage 882 00:40:56,448 --> 00:40:58,793 I've ever had the misfortune of observing. 883 00:40:58,896 --> 00:41:01,965 - [chuckling] Thank you. 884 00:41:03,793 --> 00:41:06,758 - But... 885 00:41:06,862 --> 00:41:08,241 now that we're putting it all out there, 886 00:41:08,344 --> 00:41:09,000 there's an element of this whole thing 887 00:41:09,103 --> 00:41:10,310 that's been bothering me. 888 00:41:10,413 --> 00:41:12,379 - Okay, what? 889 00:41:12,482 --> 00:41:14,275 - [clears throat] 890 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:19,758 I mean, aren't you--aren't you even a little attracted to me? 891 00:41:19,862 --> 00:41:21,413 [laughter] 892 00:41:21,517 --> 00:41:22,448 - No. 893 00:41:22,551 --> 00:41:24,275 Is that a problem? 894 00:41:24,379 --> 00:41:25,551 - No, I just-- 895 00:41:25,655 --> 00:41:27,482 - And you're not attracted to me at all, right? 896 00:41:27,586 --> 00:41:28,551 - That'd be like incest. 897 00:41:28,655 --> 00:41:31,758 - [chuckles] God help us. 898 00:41:31,862 --> 00:41:33,689 - We're gonna be fine. 899 00:41:33,793 --> 00:41:35,827 - Yeah. 900 00:41:35,931 --> 00:41:37,275 Have you told your family? 901 00:41:37,379 --> 00:41:40,137 - Not yet. 902 00:41:40,241 --> 00:41:42,034 - How do you think they'll react? 903 00:41:42,137 --> 00:41:44,620 - Well my mom and my sisters will love you, 904 00:41:44,724 --> 00:41:47,517 and you'll love them. 905 00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:50,689 - What about your dad? 906 00:41:50,793 --> 00:41:52,241 - What are you gonna do to me? 907 00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:54,275 You know, you think you're so 908 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:56,517 goddamn smarter than everybody else. 909 00:41:56,620 --> 00:41:57,482 Fuck you! 910 00:41:57,586 --> 00:41:58,931 Fuck you! 911 00:41:59,034 --> 00:42:01,000 What she and I do is none of your fucking business. 912 00:42:01,103 --> 00:42:03,034 You stay the fuck out of my fucking business. 913 00:42:03,137 --> 00:42:05,241 Swear to God, or I'll give you a goddamn reason. 914 00:42:05,344 --> 00:42:06,482 [gunshots] 915 00:42:06,586 --> 00:42:08,551 [ominous music] 916 00:42:08,655 --> 00:42:10,310 - Me and my dad don't talk very much anymore. 917 00:42:10,413 --> 00:42:12,000 ♪