1
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( computer beeps )
GREAT JOB, GUYS.

2
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YOU JUST TOOK OUT
AN ENTIRE UNIT
OF VIRTUAL CYBORGS.

3
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I THINK IT'S SAD THAT
YOU HAVE TO INVENT PEOPLE
TO PLAY WITH YOU.

4
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ALL RIGHT, LEO,
I'M OFF THE CLOCK.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

5
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

6
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JUST 'CAUSE
MR. DAVENPORT'S AWAY
DOESN'T MEAN WE STOP TRAINING.

7
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( both groan )

8
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HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?

9
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I'M MISSING A FOUR-HOUR
DOCUMENTARY

10
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ON THE HISTORY
OF THE PRINTING PRESS.

11
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BUT LEO AND I WERE GONNA PLAY
HUMAN BULL'S-EYE BOUNCE.

12
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DON'T WORRY, IT'S WAY MORE
DANGEROUS THAN IT SOUNDS.

13
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HUMAN BULL'S-EYE BOUNCE.

14
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IS THERE ANY WAY YOU COULD GET
A GOOD ENOUGH BOUNCE
TO LAND IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM?

15
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'CAUSE THAT WOULD
SAVE US A LOT OF TIME.

16
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NOPE, HE'S RIGHT, ADAM.

17
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AS MUCH AS I ENJOY
WATCHING YOU GET HURT--

18
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(laughs) AND I REALLY DO--
WE HAVE TO TRAIN.

19
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OH, COME ON.
THE ADULTS ARE AWAY!

20
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IF WE DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE
BY DOING SOMETHING DESTRUCTIVE,

21
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WE'RE NO BETTER THAN...
CHASE.

22
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I'M SORRY, BUT UNLESS HE CAN
BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE,

23
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HE'S TRAINING.

24
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COME ON,
LET'S GET THE BO STAFFS.

25
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OH, MAN, I NEVER
GET TO DO WHAT I WANT.
IT'S NOT FAIR.

26
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AWW. ARE ALL OF YOUR
COOL BIONIC ABILITIES

27
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AND TOP-SECRET MISSIONS
GETTING YOU DOWN?

28
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AW, THANKS, BREE.
I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

29
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(sighs) SORRY, BUDDY.

30
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TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BE
IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE.

31
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Eddie: WELL, NOW HE CAN!

32
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'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO PLAY...

33
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"EDDIE'S WILL IT OR WILL IT NOT
BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE?"

34
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A RIDING MOWER...

35
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A SET OF BARBECUE UTENSILS...

36
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OR A CELLULAR DUPLICATOR!

37
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OOH! I REALLY WANT TO
RIDE SOMETHING ON GRASS!

38
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BUT I DO LOVE THE GRILL.

39
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( game show clock ticking )

40
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( buzzer )

41
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EDDIE, WE'RE GONNA GO WITH
THE CELLULAR DUPLICATOR!

42
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( ding ding ding )
GOOD CHOICE!

43
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THIS LOVELY
STATE-OF-THE-ART DEVICE

44
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SCANS HUMAN DNA AND CREATES
A LIFE-LIKE DOUBLE

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USING SYNTHETIC BIOPLASMA!

46
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TOO COMPLICATED.
GO FOR THE RIDING MOWER.

47
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NO. THIS IS HOW
WE CAN MAKE TWO OF YOU.

48
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IT MAKES A NON-HUMAN TWIN
OUT OF A HUMAN.

49
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THAT'S RIGHT.
BUT BE CAREFUL,
IT'S NOT FULLY TESTED,

50
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SO THERE'S A SMALL CHANCE
IT COULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG.

51
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THEN WHY ARE YOU
TELLING US TO USE IT?

52
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THERE'S A SMALL CHANCE
IT COULD GO HORRIBLY WRONG.

53
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I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.
WHERE IS IT?

54
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I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT.

55
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( ding )

56
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HOW'S IT WORK?

57
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IT JUST NEEDS A SAMPLE
OF YOUR DNA.

58
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OOH! I GOT THIS.

59
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( spits )

60
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( machine whirring )

61
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YA KNOW, YOU COULDA JUST
PUT A HAIR IN THERE, RIGHT?

62
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EWW. THAT'D BE GROSS.

63
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( whirring, crackling )

64
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AW, LOOK! IT HAS MY EYES.

65
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WHOA!
AWESOME!

66
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THIS MAY HAVE BEEN
A BIG MISTAKE.

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THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS--

68
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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,

69
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FASTER, SMARTER.

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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...

71
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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!

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♪♪

73
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ALL RIGHT, BREAK'S OVER.
FIRE UP THE SIMULATOR.

74
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ADAM, PLEASE REMEMBER:
THE CYBORGS ARE FAKE,
BUT I AM REAL.

75
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JUST ONE QUESTION:
IS THIS REAL?

76
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OW!

77
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WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

78
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BECAUSE REAL PAIN'S
FUNNIER THAN FAKE PAIN.

79
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UHH! OHH!

80
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YOU'RE A GENIUS? HA!
EVEN I SAW THAT COMING.

81
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OH. AWW!

82
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THIS IS GREAT.
THEY'RE TOTALLY BUYING
DUPLICATE YOU.

83
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I KNOW! THE ONLY THING
MORE FUN THAN HITTING CHASE
IS WATCHING ME HIT CHASE.

84
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LET THE HUMAN BULL'S EYE BOUNCE
BEGIN!

85
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WHOO!

86
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OKAY. IT'S AS EASY AS IT LOOKS.

87
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JUMP AS HIGH AS YOU CAN
AND TRY AND LAND IN ONE OF
THE POINT CIRCLES.

88
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COOL. IT'S JUST LIKE BEING
AT A REAL CARNIVAL.

89
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I KNOW. I EVEN COVERED THE FLOOR
WITH POPCORN AND MYSTERY GOO.

90
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THANKS.

91
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I'LL GO FIRST.

92
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THEY KEY IS TO GET
A LOT OF BOUNCE

93
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AND THEN WORRY ABOUT ACCURACY.

94
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OH, JUST HURRY UP
AND GET HURT!

95
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WHOA!!!!

96
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( crash )

97
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QUICK! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!

98
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I'VE GOTTA DO THAT AGAIN!

99
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HEY! HANSEL AND GRETEL.

100
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MY NIECE IS VISITING FROM...
UM...

101
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WHEREVER SHE LIVES,

102
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AND I'M GONNA ASSIGN YOU TWO
TO BE CHAPERONES
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

103
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OH, UH...
WELL, SEE, I CAN'T,

104
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WE ARE SO SORRY--
'CAUSE I GOTTA BE--

105
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OH, THAT'S SO CUTE!
YOU THINK YOU HAVE A CHOICE!

106
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HA HA HA HA HA!

107
00:06:03,634 --> 00:06:06,104
BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT US
TO SHOW HER AROUND?

108
00:06:06,096 --> 00:06:07,866
YOU CAN'T STAND US.

109
00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,938
OH. YOU'VE NOTICED.

110
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LOOK, MY NIECE IS
SWEET AND INNOCENT.

111
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IF SHE HANGS AROUND
THE COOL KIDS,
THEY'LL CORRUPT HER.

112
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THAT'S WHY SHE'S
HANGING WITH YOU.

113
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IF IT'S UNCLEAR,
LET ME SPELL IT OUT.

114
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YOU'RE NOT COOL.

115
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HI, AUNT TERRY!

116
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KERRY, DARLING!

117
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THIS IS...THE--
GIMME A SECOND...

118
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KEVVVINNN....

119
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SUZZZZANNNN..

120
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BREE AND CHASE.

121
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(giggling)
NO ONE REALLY CARES.

122
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NICE TO MEET YOU!
I'M KERRY PERRY!

123
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THANKS FOR
SHOWING ME AROUND.

124
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I HOPE IT'S NOT
TOO MUCH OF A BOTHER.

125
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NO, NO. WE ARE HAPPY
TO BE FORCED TO HELP.

126
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GREAT. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

127
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I'M HEADED TO THE CHEM LAB
TO SEAR OFF A WART.

128
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BYE, AUNT TERRY!
HEE HEE!

129
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HERE'S THE DEAL, LADIES.

130
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I'M SKIPPING SCHOOL
AND HITTING THE MALL.

131
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AND WHEN I GET THERE,
I'M GONNA PLANT A DEAD FLY
IN MY BURRITO

132
00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,460
AND EAT FOR FREE.

133
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I'M SORRY,
BUT AS YOUR CHAPERONE--

134
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SHUT IT, SQUAT-MUG!

135
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LITTLE ELVES CALLED--

136
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THEY WANT YOU BACK AT THE TREE
TO MAKE COOKIES.

137
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UM...(laughs)...
YOU CAN'T TALK TO US LIKE THAT.

138
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HA! JUST DID, BOY-HIPS!

139
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I'M OUTTA HERE.

140
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YOU CAN'T JUST GO.

141
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YEAH. WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO TELL YOUR AUNT?

142
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BESIDES THE FACT THAT
SHE SHOULD ROUND UP
SOME BAIL MONEY.

143
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TELL HER I WAS WITH
YOU TWO NIMRODS ALL DAY!

144
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AND YOU BETTER DO MY HOMEWORK.

145
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OR ELSE...
YOU'LL GET THIS--

146
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AUNT TERRY!

147
00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,040
THEY WERE SO MEAN TO ME!

148
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(sobbing)
MAKE THEM PAY!

149
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MAKE THEM...PAY.

150
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SO, WE GOOD?

151
00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,481
LATER, PEEPS.

152
00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:08,185
OKAY, SHE IS DEFINITELY A PERRY.

153
00:08:11,862 --> 00:08:13,722
( ring tones )

154
00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:16,996
GO FOR DOOLEY.

155
00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,967
HEY, HOW'S IT GOIN'?

156
00:08:18,969 --> 00:08:22,069
GREAT. DUPLICATE ADAM
IS ACTING JUST LIKE YOU.

157
00:08:26,977 --> 00:08:29,737
ALTHOUGH HE DID GET A "D" PLUS
ON YOUR GEOGRAPHY TEST.

158
00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:33,210
A "D" PLUS? HE BETTER
DIAL IT BACK OR WE'RE
GONNA GET CAUGHT.

159
00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:36,893
SO HOW'S EVERYTHING
GOING AT HOME?

160
00:08:36,887 --> 00:08:40,217
OH, GREAT. I'M JUST FINISHING UP
THE "NACHO VOLCANO."

161
00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,525
(gasps) OH, NO!

162
00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:48,026
THE CHEESE LAVA'S COMING!

163
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES,
PEOPLE OF JALAPEÑIA!

164
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NO!!! NO!!!

165
00:08:52,703 --> 00:08:55,013
DON'T WORRY.
I'LL SAVE YOU WITH MY MOUTH.

166
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( imitating airplane )

167
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HEY, ADAM.

168
00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:04,010
THAT IS NACHO
RESPONSIBILITY!

169
00:09:04,014 --> 00:09:05,554
HA HA HA HA!

170
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,247
OKAY, BYE.

171
00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:09,318
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

172
00:09:09,319 --> 00:09:11,079
I WANT TO TALK TO ME.

173
00:09:11,081 --> 00:09:13,251
IT'S FOR YOU.

174
00:09:13,253 --> 00:09:15,193
WHO IS IT?
YOU.

175
00:09:15,185 --> 00:09:17,155
OH.

176
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,657
HELLO.

177
00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:20,829
HEY, HOW AM I?
YOU'RE GOOD.
HOW AM I?

178
00:09:20,831 --> 00:09:23,131
YOU'RE GOOD.
JUST SO YOU KNOW,

179
00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:25,903
I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT
THIS WHOLE SCHOOL THING.

180
00:09:25,896 --> 00:09:28,766
OH, WELL, I'M HAVING A BLAST.
I'M ABOUT TO GO ICE FISHING.

181
00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,039
WHAT?!
HOW YOU GONNA DO THAT?

182
00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:33,101
I FROZE LEO'S FISH TANK!

183
00:09:33,103 --> 00:09:35,113
NO WAY!
I GOTTA GO.

184
00:09:36,647 --> 00:09:37,677
( bubbling )

185
00:09:44,615 --> 00:09:46,015
MATH HOMEWORK.

186
00:09:46,016 --> 00:09:48,656
CHEMISTRY HOMEWORK.

187
00:09:48,659 --> 00:09:50,119
HISTORY HOMEWORK.

188
00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,660
AND HERE'S YOUR ART PROJECT.

189
00:09:52,663 --> 00:09:54,263
DON'T EXPECT AN "A."

190
00:09:55,726 --> 00:09:57,096
DON'T EXPECT A "THANK YOU."

191
00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,099
NOW GIVE ME TWENTY BUCKS.

192
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,971
FOR WHAT?!

193
00:10:02,973 --> 00:10:05,843
MILKSHAKES FOR
ME AND MY GIRLS.

194
00:10:05,836 --> 00:10:07,976
FORK IT OVER, PRINCESS!

195
00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:09,238
WHA--!

196
00:10:09,239 --> 00:10:12,109
YOU JUST GOT A SHAKEDOWN
BY A PRE-TEEN!

197
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,612
I'M THIRTEEN, BUM-SWEAT!

198
00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:18,316
WERE YOU RAISED BY
A GANG OF BIKERS?

199
00:10:21,952 --> 00:10:24,292
THAT'S IT.
WE ARE DONE WITH THIS.

200
00:10:24,294 --> 00:10:26,864
PRINCIPAL PERRY,

201
00:10:26,857 --> 00:10:29,257
WE NEED TO HAVE
A LITTLE DISCUSSION
ABOUT YOUR NIECE.

202
00:10:29,259 --> 00:10:30,959
WE SURE DO.

203
00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:32,961
SHE LOVES YOU TWO!

204
00:10:32,963 --> 00:10:35,643
WHAT?!
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

205
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,635
I KNOW. I FIND YOU
REPULSIVE.

206
00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:41,810
THANKS FOR WATCHING TERRY.

207
00:10:41,812 --> 00:10:44,982
THIS MORNING I GOT TO SPEND
AN EXTRA HOUR AT
THE DOG TRACK!

208
00:10:44,975 --> 00:10:46,875
OKAY, THAT'S GREAT.
BUT WE--

209
00:10:46,877 --> 00:10:49,047
SO NOW I NEED YOU
TO WATCH HER TONIGHT.

210
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:51,949
I'M PLAYING FLAG FOOTBALL
WITH THE SHERIFFS.

211
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,962
AND HOW DO YOU GET TO PLAY
FLAG FOOTBALL WITH THE SHERIFFS?

212
00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:59,255
GO TO ENOUGH HIGHWAY WRECKS
WITH FREE PIZZA
AND THEY LET YOU IN.

213
00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:03,289
ANYWAY, IF YOU WATCH KERRY,
I MIGHT JUST FORGET ABOUT

214
00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:05,173
THE DETENTION DAYS
YOU'VE ACCRUED.

215
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,335
WHAT DETENTION DAYS?

216
00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:08,696
YOU MOUTHIN' OFF?
YOU JUST GOT DETENTION!

217
00:11:08,699 --> 00:11:11,169
WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

218
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,971
JUST DID,
SALLY SIDEBURNS!

219
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:17,014
THAT IS IT.
WE ARE DONE WATCH--

220
00:11:17,007 --> 00:11:20,047
UH, CAN YOU JUST
GIVE US ONE SECOND, PLEASE?

221
00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:21,050
HMM.

222
00:11:22,052 --> 00:11:24,112
LOOK, OKAY,
THE GIRL IS A NIGHTMARE,

223
00:11:24,114 --> 00:11:27,194
BUT IF WE DO THIS,
WE MIGHT JUST GET ON
PRINCIPAL PERRY'S GOOD SIDE.

224
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:30,757
THE WOMAN HAS MANY SIDES--
NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD.

225
00:11:33,023 --> 00:11:34,873
FINE, I'LL DO IT.

226
00:11:34,865 --> 00:11:36,795
( grunting )

227
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:37,897
OHH.

228
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,430
WE'VE DISCUSSED IT,

229
00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:44,171
AND KERRY IS MORE THAN WELCOME
TO COME OVER TONIGHT.

230
00:11:44,174 --> 00:11:48,744
THERE YOU GO AGAIN--
ACTING LIKE YOU HAVE A CHOICE.

231
00:11:48,739 --> 00:11:49,879
OOOH!

232
00:11:51,742 --> 00:11:53,342
UHHHH!

233
00:11:58,749 --> 00:12:01,189
HEY, WHERE'S DUPLICATE ADAM?
I LOST HIM AT LUNCH!

234
00:12:01,191 --> 00:12:05,131
DON'T WORRY. HE CAME HOME
SO HE COULD GO ICE FISHING
WITH ME.

235
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:08,025
WHAT?!
YEAH, IT'S A LONG STORY.

236
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,428
BUT REMEMBER YOUR GOLDFISH
BEYONCE?

237
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,230
YEAH.

238
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,772
SHE'LL BE JOINING US
FOR DINNER.

239
00:12:16,867 --> 00:12:18,967
JUST TELL ME WHERE
YOUR DUPLICATE IS.

240
00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:22,309
HEY, RELAX. I JUST TOLD HIM
EXACTLY WHAT CHASE TOLD ME:

241
00:12:22,312 --> 00:12:25,322
UNLESS YOU CAN BE IN
TWO PLACES AT ONCE,
IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL.

242
00:12:25,315 --> 00:12:27,415
BUT HE DIDN'T GO BACK
TO SCHOOL.

243
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:30,147
WELL, THEN WHERE IS HE?

244
00:12:41,131 --> 00:12:42,531
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

245
00:12:42,532 --> 00:12:44,292
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO,

246
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:47,044
BUT WE'RE GONNA
START A BOY BAND.

247
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:03,010
OKAY, WHICH ONE OF ME
IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

248
00:13:03,013 --> 00:13:05,063
HE IS.
HE IS.
HE IS.

249
00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:09,115
I ONLY DUPLICATED MYSELF ONCE
BECAUSE YOU SAID I HAD TO
GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

250
00:13:09,119 --> 00:13:10,789
CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.

251
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,090
THEN THE DUPLICATE I MADE DIDN'T
WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL EITHER.

252
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,103
AGAIN, MAKES SENSE.

253
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,495
ADAM, WE HAVE TO
DO SOMETHING.

254
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,028
I KNOW! LET'S MAKE
ONE MORE DUPLICATE

255
00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:22,271
AND MAKE THAT ONE
GO TO SCHOOL!

256
00:13:22,272 --> 00:13:24,132
NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!

257
00:13:24,134 --> 00:13:25,284
NO. NO. NO!

258
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:29,135
( crackling )
YOU BROKE MY ME MAKER!

259
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:31,109
AND YOU FRIED BEYONCE!
WE'RE EVEN!

260
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:37,123
OKAY, WE NEED TO FIND A WAY
TO GET RID OF THOSE GUYS.

261
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:39,247
I'LL GO GET CHASE,
YOU STAY DOWN HERE
AND KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.

262
00:13:42,893 --> 00:13:45,603
WELL, LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE STUCK HERE
FOR A WHILE,

263
00:13:45,595 --> 00:13:47,995
SO LET'S GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER. I'M ADAM.

264
00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:50,198
All: NO WAY!
THAT'S MY NAME!

265
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,830
NO! WHAT?!

266
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:55,472
All: NO WAY!
THAT'S MY NAME!

267
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,907
BYE, AUNT TERRY!

268
00:13:58,909 --> 00:14:00,909
LOVE YOU!
(giggles)

269
00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:02,441
OHH.

270
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,052
HER CAR IS DISGUSTING.

271
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:08,145
I DON'T KNOW WHERE
THE KITTY LITTER ENDS
AND THE COOKIE CRUMBS BEGIN.

272
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,120
ALL RIGHT, KERRY.

273
00:14:12,122 --> 00:14:16,032
YOU'RE ON OUR TURF NOW,
SO WE'RE NOT GONNA PUT UP
WITH YOU BOSSING US AROUND.

274
00:14:16,026 --> 00:14:18,026
I'M NOT STAYING
WITH YOU LOSERS.

275
00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:20,488
I'M GOING TO THE SKATE PARK TO
THROW MARBLES IN THE HALF-PIPE

276
00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:22,860
AND THEN SELL ICE PACKS
IN THE PARKING LOT.

277
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:26,042
THAT IS PURE EVIL.

278
00:14:26,036 --> 00:14:28,996
YOU CALL IT EVIL,
I CALL IT A LUCRATIVE
SIDE BUSINESS.

279
00:14:28,999 --> 00:14:31,099
( cell phone rings )
OH,

280
00:14:31,101 --> 00:14:32,871
MY TAXI'S HERE.

281
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,252
DON'T WAIT UP. HA HA HA!

282
00:14:37,047 --> 00:14:39,047
AREN'T YOU GONNA
GO AFTER HER?

283
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:41,049
AREN'T YOU GONNA
GO AFTER HER?

284
00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:42,981
FINE. WE'LL BOTH GO.

285
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,923
HEY! HEY, GUYS!

286
00:14:44,915 --> 00:14:47,085
UM, WE HAVE A SERIOUS
PROBLEM WITH ADAM.

287
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,287
YOU'LL HAVE TO BE
MORE SPECIFIC.

288
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:52,059
YES. THERE ARE
FIVE OF HIM.

289
00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:53,622
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

290
00:14:53,623 --> 00:14:55,073
WE MADE DUPLICATES.

291
00:14:55,065 --> 00:14:56,095
WHAT?!

292
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,366
HEY, GUYS.

293
00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,927
ADAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
UP HERE?

294
00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:02,500
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWNSTAIRS
WATCHING THE OTHER ADAMS.

295
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,172
HELLO? THEY'RE OUR GUESTS.

296
00:15:04,174 --> 00:15:07,084
IT WOULD BE RUDE
NOT TO OFFER THEM DRINKS.

297
00:15:07,077 --> 00:15:09,007
"TWO WATERS, ONE O.J.,

298
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:12,639
AND ONE BERRY-INFUSED
DECAF GREEN TEA, SOY MILK
ON THE SIDE."

299
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,324
ONE OF ME IS VERY
HIGH-MAINTENANCE.

300
00:15:23,453 --> 00:15:26,033
OHH! THAT'S TWENTY IN A ROW!

301
00:15:28,999 --> 00:15:30,429
MORE ADAMS?

302
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,200
WE WILL NEVER BE ABLE
TO AIR THIS PLACE OUT.

303
00:15:33,203 --> 00:15:36,173
SEE, GUYS? THERE'S NOTHING TO
WORRY ABOUT. THEY'RE ALL HERE.

304
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:38,366
I THOUGHT YOU SAID
THERE WERE FOUR DUPLICATES.

305
00:15:38,368 --> 00:15:40,268
YEAH. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

306
00:15:40,270 --> 00:15:42,070
UH-OH.

307
00:15:42,072 --> 00:15:44,072
JUST GO TRACK DOWN
THE MISSING ADAM.

308
00:15:44,074 --> 00:15:45,954
I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON THEM
AND FIND A WAY

309
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,045
TO REVERSE
THE DUPLICATION PROCESS.

310
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,178
WHERE'S THE DUPLICATOR?

311
00:15:49,179 --> 00:15:52,349
WELL, THERE'S A SHARD OF IT
UNDERNEATH YOUR SHOE.

312
00:15:53,583 --> 00:15:56,133
YOU BROKE THE DUPLICATOR?!

313
00:15:56,126 --> 00:15:59,126
HEY, THAT THING
WAS SQUIRTING OUT AN ADAM
EVERY TEN SECONDS!

314
00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:01,089
WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO?!

315
00:16:01,091 --> 00:16:04,161
JUST...GO FIND
THE MISSING ADAM!

316
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:09,738
UM...

317
00:16:09,739 --> 00:16:13,039
WE WERE TOLD
THERE WOULD BE BEVERAGES?

318
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,147
DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT YOUR DUPLICATE

319
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:22,010
WOULD BE HIDING
UNDER THE CUSHIONS?

320
00:16:22,012 --> 00:16:24,112
OH, HE'S DEFINITELY BEEN HERE.

321
00:16:24,114 --> 00:16:26,524
MY COUCH COOKIES ARE GONE.

322
00:16:26,516 --> 00:16:29,056
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO
GET RID OF THE DUPLICATES.

323
00:16:29,059 --> 00:16:32,159
WHEN AN ELECTRICAL CURRENT
FLOWS THROUGH THEM,
THEY VAPORIZE.

324
00:16:32,162 --> 00:16:34,692
I ALREADY USED THIS TO ZAP
THREE OF THEM DOWNSTAIRS.

325
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,434
NOW WE JUST HAVE TO FIND
THE ONE LAST ADAM THAT GOT AWAY.

326
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,369
FOUND HIM.

327
00:16:40,370 --> 00:16:41,670
FOUND HIM.

328
00:16:44,674 --> 00:16:47,344
GUYS, WHAT IS GOING ON?

329
00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:50,177
THERE WAS ONLY SUPPOSED
TO BE ONE ADAM LEFT.

330
00:16:50,180 --> 00:16:52,110
( ding, door opens )
3rd Adam: HI, EVERYONE!

331
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,742
4th Adam: HEY, THOSE GUYS
LOOK JUST LIKE US!

332
00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:55,623
NO, YOU'RE WEARING
WHAT I'M WEARING.

333
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,045
( Adams all talking )

334
00:16:58,048 --> 00:16:59,718
NO WAY!
NO WAY!

335
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:03,021
NO. NO.

336
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,762
I CANNOT HANDLE
THIS MANY ADAMS.

337
00:17:05,755 --> 00:17:09,125
THE WORLD CANNOT HANDLE
THIS MANY ADAMS.

338
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,499
THIS IS ARMAGEDDON!

339
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,162
IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

340
00:17:14,164 --> 00:17:16,174
IF THERE'S
ONE THING I'M GOOD AT,
IT'S BREAKING THINGS,

341
00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:18,436
AND I DEFINITELY BROKE
THAT DUPLICATOR.

342
00:17:19,509 --> 00:17:21,069
OH, DID I NOT MENTION

343
00:17:21,071 --> 00:17:24,141
THAT THE DUPLICATES
CAN MULTIPLY ON THEIR OWN?

344
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,784
THEY JUST HAD TO LEARN HOW.

345
00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:28,745
AND GUESS WHAT?
I TAUGHT THEM!

346
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,180
( knock on door )

347
00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:35,052
Principal Perry:
YOO-HOO! ANYBODY HOME?

348
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:38,186
GUYS! THAT'S PRINCIPAL PERRY!

349
00:17:38,188 --> 00:17:41,258
GREAT. SO NOW THERE ARE
EIGHTEEN ADAMS WALKING AROUND,

350
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,561
AND NO KERRY.
SHH!

351
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,732
LET'S JUST PRETEND
WE'RE NOT HERE.

352
00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:48,096
Perry: I HEARD THAT.

353
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:51,338
YOU DON'T THINK
MY PARENTS TRIED THAT
ON ME AT CHRISTMAS?

354
00:17:51,341 --> 00:17:54,101
KERRY?
ARE YOU OKAY?

355
00:17:54,104 --> 00:17:56,084
( banging on door )
OPEN UP!

356
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,105
EVERYTHING'S FINE!
WE JUST NEED A SECOND.

357
00:17:59,109 --> 00:18:00,679
LISTEN UP, LITTLE PIGS!

358
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,350
I'VE GOT A WELDING TORCH
AND A BATTERING RAM
IN MY TRUNK.

359
00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:06,093
THIS COULD GO EASY,
OR THIS COULD GO HARD.

360
00:18:17,527 --> 00:18:20,327
THAT'S ONLY SEVENTEEN.
THERE'S ONE LEFT.

361
00:18:20,330 --> 00:18:21,500
WHERE IS HE?

362
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,201
I DON'T KNOW.

363
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,343
Perry: LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOW!

364
00:18:25,335 --> 00:18:26,505
( crash )

365
00:18:29,879 --> 00:18:33,209
DID YOU JUST
SHIMMY DOWN THE CHIMNEY?

366
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,493
IT'S OKAY.
I'M A PROFESSIONAL.

367
00:18:35,485 --> 00:18:37,845
USED TO BE A CHIMNEYSWEEP
BACK IN THE NINETIES.

368
00:18:37,847 --> 00:18:40,487
LEARNED THE HARD WAY
NOT TO WEAR A SKIRT.

369
00:18:42,652 --> 00:18:44,152
NOW...

370
00:18:44,154 --> 00:18:45,704
WHERE'S MY NIECE?

371
00:18:45,695 --> 00:18:47,895
UH, SHE'S JUST GETTING
HER THINGS TOGETHER.

372
00:18:47,897 --> 00:18:49,897
SHE'LL BE OUT ANY MINUTE.

373
00:18:51,161 --> 00:18:52,331
HEY, GUYS.

374
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,532
HEY, ADAM.

375
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,833
ADAM?!

376
00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:59,136
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU?

377
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,508
YOU MUST HAVE GOT SOME SOOT
ON YOUR GLASSES!

378
00:19:01,511 --> 00:19:03,171
OH, YEAH! YES, YOU DID!

379
00:19:03,173 --> 00:19:04,873
LET'S GET THOSE CLEANED
RIGHT OFF.

380
00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:08,224
OH.
HEY! MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A SNACK.

381
00:19:08,218 --> 00:19:09,848
WOULD YOU LIKE
A CELERY STICK?

382
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,879
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
POINT ME TO YOUR PREMIUM MEATS.

383
00:19:14,384 --> 00:19:16,634
HURRY UP AND ZAP THEM.

384
00:19:16,626 --> 00:19:18,926
ALL RIGHT. WHICH ONE OF YOU
IS THE REAL ADAM?

385
00:19:18,928 --> 00:19:20,728
I AM.
I AM.

386
00:19:20,730 --> 00:19:22,890
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
JUST ZAP 'EM BOTH.

387
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:25,162
I CAN'T. IF I ZAP THE REAL ADAM,

388
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,404
THE JOLT OF ELECTRICITY WILL
FRY HIS BIONIC INFRASTRUCTURE.

389
00:19:28,398 --> 00:19:30,738
WELL, YOU GOTTA
ZAP ONE OF 'EM.

390
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,570
( zapper powering up )

391
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,482
MAY THE BEST ADAM WIN.
GOOD LUCK, BRO.

392
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:36,945
HO...
HO...

393
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,948
HURRY UP BEFORE
PERRY SEES!

394
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:44,410
Perry:
YOUR TARTAR SAUCE IS EXPIRED!
CAN I HAVE IT?

395
00:19:45,555 --> 00:19:47,715
I THINK YOU'RE GOOD.

396
00:19:47,717 --> 00:19:50,887
ALL RIGHT. WHICHEVER OF YOU
IS THE REAL ADAM,

397
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,890
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.

398
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,232
YOU ASKED FOR IT.

399
00:19:55,225 --> 00:19:56,725
WHAT? NO-- NO!

400
00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:58,196
NO! NO! NO!

401
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:58,897
AAAH!

402
00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:01,870
BYE-BYE.

403
00:20:09,879 --> 00:20:12,279
UH, REMEMBER,
NEXT TIME I COME OVER,

404
00:20:12,282 --> 00:20:14,242
I LIKE MY SALAMI SPICY.

405
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,785
NOW, WHERE IS KERRY?

406
00:20:17,787 --> 00:20:18,917
UH...KE-KERRY--
SEE, THE THING IS--

407
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,888
KERRY, SHE'S JUST, UH...

408
00:20:20,890 --> 00:20:22,990
WE WERE...
KERRY!

409
00:20:22,992 --> 00:20:24,992
AUNT TERRY!

410
00:20:24,994 --> 00:20:26,634
YOU'RE HERE!

411
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,826
I WAS JUST TAKING A STROLL
ON THEIR LOVELY GROUNDS, AND...

412
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,399
I MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST.

413
00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:33,762
SO YOU'RE OKAY?

414
00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:35,233
OKAY?

415
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,574
THESE TWO HAVE BEEN...

416
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,607
WONDERFUL TO ME.

417
00:20:39,609 --> 00:20:42,239
I'M JUST SAD I'M NOT GONNA GET
TO HANG OUT WITH THEM ANYMORE.

418
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,471
WELL, THEN I HAVE
SOME GOOD NEWS.

419
00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:45,954
I'M ENROLLING YOU
AT MISSION CREEK,

420
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,915
SO THEN YOU'LL GET TO
SPEND EVERY DAY WITH...

421
00:20:48,918 --> 00:20:51,918
STEEE...AND DUU....

422
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,881
BREE AND CHASE.

423
00:20:53,883 --> 00:20:55,993
YEAH. I STILL DON'T CARE.

424
00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:57,925
( laughs )

425
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,944
( all laughing )

426
00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:07,536
( knock on door )

427
00:21:07,537 --> 00:21:10,397
OH. PIZZA'S HERE.
I'LL GET IT.

428
00:21:12,542 --> 00:21:15,042
ONE LARGE PEPPERONI
FOR...ADAM.

429
00:21:15,044 --> 00:21:17,414
THANK YOU VERY MUCH...
ADAM.

430
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:22,579
THAT'S SO WEIRD.
THAT PIZZA GUY
LOOKED JUST LIKE ME.

431
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,593
UH-OH.

432
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:28,855
OH, BOY.
YUP.
I'LL GRAB THE ZAPPER.

433
00:21:31,421 --> 00:21:34,391
HEY! THERE'S THREE PIECES
MISSING!

434
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,704
( laughs )

435
00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,525
THAT'S SO LIKE ME.

436
00:21:44,774 --> 00:21:47,714
♪♪

437
00:22:08,758 --> 00:22:10,458
(boing)

438
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:11,460
♪♪ (guitar)
YES!