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♪ ( rock and roll
power chords ) ♪

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OH, SWEET!

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LOOK AT YOUR FINGERS GO!

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IT'S LIKE EACH ONE HAS
A LITTLE BRAIN OF ITS OWN.

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THANKS. YOU KNOW,
YOU GUYS ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE

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WHO HAVE TALKED TO ME
AT THIS SCHOOL.

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I HATE BEING THE NEW KID.

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YEAH, WE USED TO BE
THE NEW KIDS THAT
NO ONE TALKED TO.

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NOW WE'RE JUST
THE VAGUELY FAMILIAR KIDS
THAT NO ONE TALKS TO.

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HEY, PEEPS.
WHAT'S THE DEAL-IO?

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HI. I'M MARCUS.

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I KNOW. WE HAVE GYM TOGETHER.

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AND STUDY HALL.
AND ALSO CHEMISTRY.

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WE'RE LAB PARTNERS.

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OH. I...DID NOT KNOW THAT.

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CHASE, YOU EVER
PLAY GUITAR?

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NO, BUT I'VE ALWAYS
WANTED TO.

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WELL, I'M A JAMMER AS WELL.

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MY ROCKING IS ONLY ECLIPSED
BY MY ROLLING.

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LEO, YOUR MOM SAID
YOU PLAYED THE CLARINET
FOR THREE WEEKS

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UNTIL YOU SWALLOWED THE REED.

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I PASSED IT.

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HERE, CHASE.
YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A GO?

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WELL, YEAH.
SURE. WHY NOT?

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♪ ( expert lead guitar lines ) ♪

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♪ ( lead guitar continues ) ♪

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UH...

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WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

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BEGINNER'S LUCK.

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THE WORLD'S FIRST
BIONIC SUPERHUMANS.

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THEY'RE STRONGER THAN US,
FASTER, SMARTER.

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THE NEXT GENERATION
OF THE HUMAN RACE IS...

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LIVING IN MY BASEMENT?!

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♪♪

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WHOO-HOO!

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( all screaming )

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SO ME AND MY DAD
MOVED AROUND A LOT.

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I WAS HOMESCHOOLED
FOR MOST OF MY LIFE.

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NO WAY! SO WERE WE!

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WE ARE SO SIMILAR!
DO YOU HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE TOO?

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ANYWAY...

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THAT'S A PRETTY SWEET GUITAR,
MARCUS.

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YEAH, AND YOU'RE
A NATURAL, BRO!

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GUYS! WE SHOULD
START A BAND!

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OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

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( beating sticks rhythmically )
BUT WHAT WOULD I PLAY?

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OH, I GOT IT!

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NO, I DON'T GOT IT.

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I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE
OUR DRUMMER, ADAM.

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HMM. INTERESTING CHOICE.

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I HAD BEEN PONDERING
THE FRENCH HORN.

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HEY, LEO, GUESS WHAT?

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MARCUS AND ADAM AND I
ARE FORMING A BAND.

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WELL, YOU GUYS JUST MET.
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S A LITTLE SOON?

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A LITTLE SOON FOR WHAT?

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TAKING THE DEEPLY COMMITTED STEP
OF JAMMING TOGETHER?

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NOW IF WE COULD JUST FIND
SOMEPLACE TO PRACTICE.

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I LIVE IN A PRETTY
SMALL PLACE, SO...

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I KNOW A PLACE.
THE LAB.

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( coughs )

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OH. L-LABRADOR RETRIEVER PARK.

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YEAH, THE DOG PARK.

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NICE ACOUSTICS.
PLUS, THEY HAVE DOGS.

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(sing-song) SAVED IT.

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WELL, YOU KNOW, MARCUS,
WE HAVE A PRETTY BIG PLACE.

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WE CAN ALL JUST JAM THERE.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD YOUR HORSES, COWBOY.

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COME ON.

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CHASE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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DO YOU REALLY THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA

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TO LET A TOTAL STRANGER
INTO OUR VERY PRIVATE HOME?

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THAT'S OKAY, GUYS.

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WE DON'T HAVE TO JAM.

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NOT EVERYONE NEEDS A BRIGHT SPOT
IN THEIR OTHERWISE
HORRIBLE LIFE.

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OH, LOOK, LEO,
YOU'RE MAKING HIM FEEL BAD.

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DON'T WORRY, MARCUS.
WE'LL PRACTICE AT OUR PLACE
LATER. COME ON OVER.

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GREAT.
SEE YOU GUYS AFTER SCHOOL.

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YOU GUYS ARE MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE.

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I MEAN, YOU'VE ONLY
BEEN IN THE REAL WORLD
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

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THERE'S STILL A LOT OF STUFF
YOU DON'T KNOW.

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LOOK, LEO, I'M NOT GONNA
RUN MY PLAYDATES PAST YOU.

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HEL-LO! GENIUS!

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WHAT YOU HAVE IS BOOK SMARTS.
I HAVE STREET SMARTS.

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AND I'VE GOTTA WATCH
WHAT'S HAPPENING ON THE STREET.

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OH, LEO! RELAX!

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WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE
PLAYING IN THE STREET.

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WE'RE GOING TO BE
PLAYING IN THE HOUSE.

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THIS GUY.

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♪ ( rock and roll ♪

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( music continues )

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( song ends )

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WELL, IT'S ONLY OUR FIRST DAY,

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BUT YOU GUYS SOUND GREAT!

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I THINK YOU BOTH HAVE
REAL RAW TALENT.

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OH, WELL, IF OUR TALENT IS RAW,
THEN WE BETTER GET COOKING!

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( rim shot )

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LEO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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JUST ASKING MARCUS
A FEW QUESTIONS.

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WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

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WHO IS THE PRESIDENT
OF VENEZUELA?!

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I DON'T KNOW.
AHA!

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SO HE'S NOT FROM VENEZUELA.

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OKAY, THAT'S IT.

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THIS PRACTICE JUST BECAME
BAND MEMBERS ONLY.

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WELL, THEN, I GUESS
I'M IN THE BAND.

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LEO, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.

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THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.

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♪ ( atonal ) ♪

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LIKE I SAID, YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW HOW TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?
LET HIM IN. HE CAN PLAY THIS.

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THANK YOU.

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I'VE NEVER PLAYED
THE COW BELL BEFORE,

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BUT LET'S SEE
WHAT I GOT.

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WOW! I'M A NATURAL!

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HEY, MR. DAVENPORT.

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HI, BREE.
SO, GUESS WHAT?

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I SIGNED YOU UP FOR
CAREER DAY AT SCHOOL.

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I WAS THINKING SINCE YOU
ALWAYS DO FUN THINGS
WITH THE BOYS,

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YOU'D LIKE TO DO
SOMETHING FUN WITH ME.

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I'M SORRY, DID YOU SAY "FUN"?
OR "MIND-NUMBINGLY TORTUROUS"?

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DOES HE HAVE A PLUG?

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BECAUSE I WOULD
REALLY LIKE TO YANK IT.

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LOOK, BREE,
I'M--I'M MORE OF A...

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FUN UNCLE THAN
A SCHOOL ACTIVITY DAD.

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IT'S JUST, I CAN'T STAND AROUND
WITH A BUNCH OF DADS
TALKING "DAD."

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"HEY, THERE, PETE!
HOW'S THE STATION WAGON?"

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"REAL GOOD, JOE.
HOW'S YOUR LAWN COMIN' ALONG?"

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"IS THAT A POLY-COTTON BLEND?"
"OH, MY!"

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( yawning )

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COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN.

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YOU AND I COULD DO
A PRESENTATION ABOUT
YOUR CAREER.

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IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE
TO TALK ABOUT ALL
OF YOUR INVENTIONS.

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MY INVENTIONS?

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AH. WHICH INVENTION
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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I MEAN, THERE ARE SO MANY.

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OOH! WHAT ABOUT
YOUR HOLO-PET?

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YES! THE HOLOGRAPHIC
FAMILY PET.

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IT IF BARKS TOO MUCH,
YOU CAN USE THE MUTE BUTTON.

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ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF--

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( silence )

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THAT'S GREAT.
WE'LL DO THAT.

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A VIRTUAL FRIEND
TO KEEP YOU COMPANY?

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WHAT KIND OF DESPERATE LOSER
WOULD WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

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OH, RIGHT. AWK-WARD.

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AND...

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♪ ( heavy rock music ) ♪

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HEY! HEY-HEY!

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YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ENOUGH
TO JUST PLAY NOTES,

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YOU WANT TO GET THEM
IN THE RIGHT ORDER.
( rim shot )

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O-M-G, YOU'RE...
DONALD DAVENPORT!

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GUILTY AS CHARGED.

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THE GENIUS BILLIONAIRE
SCIENTIFIC ENTREPRENEUR!

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DON'T FORGET
MULTI-LINGUAL MEGA-STAR.

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OH, GRACIAS.

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DE NADA.

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WOW, MR. DAVENPORT,

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I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR THEORY
ON PLASMA GASIFICATION.

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WHO WOULDN'T?

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HEY, YOU KNOW,
BREE AND I WERE GONNA DEMO
THE HOLO-PET FOR CAREER DAY.

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BUT SINCE YOU GUYS
HAVE A BAND,

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MAYBE WE CAN DEMO
MY CONCERT-IN-A-CAN INSTEAD!

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THAT'LL BE SUCH
A GREAT SURPRISE FOR HER!

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THAT IS GOOD!

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THAT IS GOOD!

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WHAT IS IT?

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IT'S A CAN THAT CREATES
A VIRTUAL HOLOGRAPHIC
CONCERT EXPERIENCE.

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IT'S SOMETHING I DESIGNED
FOR THOSE OF US
WHO WOULD BE ROCK STARS

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IF WE WEREN'T BUSY
BEING BRILLIANT INVENTORS.

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WELL, YOU'RE A ROCK STAR TO ME.

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( laughs )
I KNOW.

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BREE IS GONNA LOVE THIS.

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WELL, I'M GONNA
GO GET MR. DAVENPORT'S
GIGANTIC MEGA-AMP,

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BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS
LOUDER IS BETTER.

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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

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THAT AMP IS PRETTY HEAVY.

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DON'T YOU THINK I SHOULD
HELP YOU CARRY IT?

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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE
THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN.

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( laughs )
YES, I DO... NOT.

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(falsetto) I'M FRAIL.

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WOW, MARCUS.

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YOU ON GUITAR
AND ME ON COW BELL,

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IT'S...MAGIC.

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DON'T GET USED TO IT.

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THE ONLY REASON
I LET YOU IN THE BAND

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IS SO YOU'D STOP
SNIFFING AROUND MY BUSINESS.

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( giggles weakly )

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THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

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OH, WAIT,
YOU'RE SERIOUS.

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HEY, WHAT ARE YOU--

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
WHY WOULD YOU BREAK
YOUR OWN GUITAR?

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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WHY WOULD HE
BREAK MY GUITAR?!

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NO! HE--

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NOT--

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UH-- OHHH.

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LEO, WHY WOULD YOU
BREAK HIS GUITAR?

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NO. NO, NO, NO. THAT'S WHAT
HE WANTS YOU TO THINK.

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HE BROKE IT AND GAVE IT TO ME.

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HE'S THE BREAKER
AND I'M THE BREAKEE.

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THAT IS CRAZY!

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WHY WOULD I BREAK
MY OWN GUITAR?

202
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LOOK, LEO,
I WOULD LIKE
TO BELIEVE YOU,

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I REALLY WOULD,
BUT YOU DO BREAK THINGS
ALL THE TIME.

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THAT IS NOT TRUE!

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YES, IT'S TRUE,
BUT IT'S NOT TRUE THIS TIME.

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LEO, THIS REMINDS ME
OF A STORY OF A BOY
NAMED "WOLF"...

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WHO CRIED A LOT.

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AND AFTER THAT, HIS FRIENDS
NEVER BELIEVED HIM.

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AND THEN...
HIS GRANDMOTHER ATE HIM.

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FINE.

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BUT THIS GOES DEEPER
THAN A BROKEN GUITAR.

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I WILL PROVE MY INNOCENCE
AND SHOW YOU THAT
HE'S UP TO NO GOOD.

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I'M GONNA GO ALL C.S.I.
ON THIS ONE!

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I HAVE A DAD!

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HE'S COMING.

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JUST BUSY...
WITH HIS CAREER.

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OHH! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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FIRST I SAID
YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM,

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AND THEN I SAID
YOU WERE IN THE CAR,

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AND THEN I SAID YOU WERE GOING
TO THE BATHROOM IN THE CAR.

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PEOPLE ARE STARTING
TO THINK YOU'RE WEIRD.

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LOOK, I'M HERE NOW
AND I HAVE A BIG SURPRISE.

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I MADE A SMALL CHANGE.
WE'RE DOING SOMETHING
COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

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WHAT IS IT?

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WELL, IF I TOLD YOU,
IT WOULDN'T BE A SURPRISE.

226
00:13:04,214 --> 00:13:06,324
JUST APPLAUD
WHEN THE LIGHTS COME UP.

227
00:13:06,316 --> 00:13:08,356
BUT WE PLANNED THIS TOGETHER!
WHAT--

228
00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:10,218
( sighs )

229
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:12,320
HE'LL BE BACK.

230
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,974
HE'S NEW AT THIS.

231
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:21,127
SUZY, YOUR MOM
DELIVERS CAT FOOD
IN AN 18-WHEELER.

232
00:13:21,131 --> 00:13:24,001
ARE YOU REALLY GONNA
JUDGE ME?

233
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:30,937
I'M TELLING YOU,
MARCUS IS PLAYING SOME KIND OF
TWISTED PSYCHOLOGICAL GAME,

234
00:13:30,941 --> 00:13:33,111
AND I CAN PROVE IT.

235
00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:36,293
EXHIBIT A: I LIFTED
A FINGERPRINT FROM HIS GUITAR.

236
00:13:36,286 --> 00:13:38,586
OH, THAT IS FANTASTIC, LEO.

237
00:13:38,588 --> 00:13:41,388
YOU PROVED THAT
WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT

238
00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:44,291
MARCUS'S GUITAR IS--
(gasps)--HIS.

239
00:13:46,356 --> 00:13:51,056
TRUE, BUT HE THEN
REMOVED SAID GUITAR
AND DELIBERATELY--

240
00:13:51,061 --> 00:13:53,561
DELIBERATELY, MIND YOU!--
SMASHED IT.

241
00:13:53,563 --> 00:13:56,473
EXHIBIT B:
PAINT CHIPS AND A HAIR.

242
00:13:56,466 --> 00:13:58,936
OOH.
WHICH JUST HAPPENED
TO BE MY MOM'S.

243
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,169
NONETHELESS... WE KNOW
SHE DID NOT DO THIS.

244
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:08,354
LEO, ARE YOU AFRAID THAT
BY US BEFRIENDING MARCUS

245
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,248
THERE WON'T BE ANY ROOM
LEFT FOR YOU?

246
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,850
WHAT? NO, ARE YOU KIDDING?

247
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,321
I'M AWESOME.
THAT GUY IS BAD NEWS.

248
00:14:14,324 --> 00:14:18,264
DON'T WORRY, LEO.
YOU'RE STILL OUR BEST FRIEND.

249
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:22,088
BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE A BEST FRIEND
UNLESS YOU HAVE A FRIEND
WHO'S A NOT BEST FRIEND.

250
00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:24,362
OKAY? SO HE DOES FILL A VOID.

251
00:14:26,436 --> 00:14:28,096
THAT'S NOT WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT.

252
00:14:28,098 --> 00:14:30,338
LOOK, LEO, WE'LL TALK
ABOUT THIS LATER, OKAY?

253
00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,440
ADAM AND I HAVE TO
GO MEET MARCUS.

254
00:14:32,442 --> 00:14:34,372
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR THE CONCERT.

255
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,984
( recorded rim shot )

256
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,377
I MADE IT MY RINGTONE.

257
00:14:42,412 --> 00:14:45,262
WHY WON'T ANYONE BELIEVE ME?

258
00:14:45,255 --> 00:14:48,385
MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE MARCUS
IS SUCH A FANTASTIC LIAR.

259
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,088
AND I RESPECT THAT.

260
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,091
WAIT. HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE'S LYING?

261
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,623
I SAW HIM DO IT.

262
00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:57,904
HEL-LO!
HOME SECURITY SYSTEM!

263
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,227
SO YOU HAVE THE WHOLE THING
ON VIDEO?

264
00:15:01,231 --> 00:15:03,401
WHY DIDN'T YOU
SAY ANYTHING, EDDIE?!

265
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:06,483
BECAUSE THE DIM ONE'S RIGHT--
HE DOES FILL A VOID.

266
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:10,939
WAIT'LL THEY
GET A LOAD OF THIS.

267
00:15:10,941 --> 00:15:15,421
MY VIRTUAL CONCERT IN A CAN
IS GONNA KNOCK THEIR SOCKS OFF.

268
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:19,345
NOW, IT WILL ACTIVATE ITSELF,
SO DON'T FORGET TO STAND BACK.

269
00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:23,989
COUPLE OF GUYS IN
RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT
FOUND THAT OUT THE HARD WAY.

270
00:15:23,994 --> 00:15:26,334
( laughing )

271
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:29,456
THANKS FOR LOANING ME
THIS AWESOME GUITAR,
MR. DAVENPORT.

272
00:15:29,459 --> 00:15:33,229
IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE ONE
LEO SO VICIOUSLY DESTROYED.

273
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:36,943
WELL, HEY, IF I HAD A NICKEL
FOR EVERYTHING OF MINE
THAT LEO DESTROYED,

274
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,106
I'D STILL BE DOWN
ABOUT TWO MILLION AND CHANGE.

275
00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,610
YEAH, AND THAT'S JUST
THE STUFF YOU KNOW ABOUT.

276
00:15:44,014 --> 00:15:45,384
WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
NO.

277
00:15:48,518 --> 00:15:50,578
OHH! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

278
00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:54,420
HAVE YOU BEEN OVER HERE
WITH THE BOYS THIS ENTIRE TIME?

279
00:15:54,424 --> 00:15:57,964
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
YOU ALWAYS DO THINGS WITH THEM.

280
00:15:59,529 --> 00:16:02,359
BREE, THAT IS SO NOT TRUE.

281
00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:05,442
Announcer: AND NOW, FOR
YOUR CAREER DAY ENTERTAINMENT,

282
00:16:05,435 --> 00:16:08,465
CONCERT IN A CAN...CAN...CAN...

283
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:13,398
FEATURING ADAM, MARCUS,
AND CHASE...CHASE...CHASE...

284
00:16:13,403 --> 00:16:16,713
OKAY, I HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH THAT WHATSOEVER.

285
00:16:16,706 --> 00:16:18,276
I--
BROUGHT TO YOU BY

286
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:23,448
DONALD DAVENPORT...
PORT...PORT..PORT...

287
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:29,463
HMM. IT KINDA-SORTA SOUNDS LIKE
YOU DID...DID...DID...

288
00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:37,034
( virtual crowd cheering )

289
00:16:40,470 --> 00:16:44,300
♪ ( heavy rock music ) ♪

290
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,178
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD LIKE THIS!

291
00:16:51,181 --> 00:16:54,311
IT WAS A SURPRISE! LOOK!
EVERYBODY THINKS IT'S COOL.

292
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,654
I DON'T CARE WHAT
ALL THESE PEOPLE THINK.

293
00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:59,086
I JUST WANTED TO
DO SOMETHING WITH YOU.

294
00:16:59,089 --> 00:17:02,419
LIKE THAT GIRL
AND HER DAD...

295
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,622
AND THEM.

296
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,164
WE GET IT!
YOUR MOM'S A FOOT DOCTOR!

297
00:17:07,157 --> 00:17:11,427
GET YOUR FEET OFF THERE,
THAT'S WHERE WE EAT!

298
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,261
BUT THAT ALL
LOOKS SO BORING.

299
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:15,673
YEAH. IT IS REALLY BORING.

300
00:17:15,665 --> 00:17:18,165
BUT THEY'RE DOING IT TOGETHER--

301
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:21,408
WHICH IS ALL I REALLY
WANTED OUT OF TODAY.

302
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,252
OKAY.

303
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,445
I THINK I KNOW A WAY,

304
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:30,047
IF YOU'LL PLEASE
LET ME MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

305
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:34,621
♪ ( discordant rock ) ♪

306
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,641
SO?

307
00:17:52,642 --> 00:17:54,472
THIS IS A GOOD SURPRISE!

308
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,784
YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE
EVEN BETTER?

309
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,275
IF YOU KNEW HOW TO PLAY!

310
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,478
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

311
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,580
♪♪

312
00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:12,089
WELL, WELL, WELL.

313
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,531
IF IT ISN'T
MY OLD FRIEND MARCUS.

314
00:18:15,525 --> 00:18:17,465
SORRY, LEO,
YOU'RE TOO LATE.

315
00:18:17,467 --> 00:18:19,767
WE'VE SAFELY PACKED AWAY
ALL THE GUITARS.

316
00:18:19,769 --> 00:18:22,569
MAYBE NOW YOU CAN FIND
SOMETHING ELSE TO BREAK.

317
00:18:22,572 --> 00:18:25,612
HA HA HA!
'CAUSE YOU BROKE THE GUITAR.

318
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,475
EXCUSE ME, I WOULD LIKE
EVERYONE'S ATTENTION
RIGHT HERE.

319
00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:30,738
I HAVE PROOF FROM
OUR HOME SECURITY SYSTEM.

320
00:18:30,740 --> 00:18:32,510
HI!

321
00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:34,512
NOW WATCH, AS I--

322
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,824
I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

323
00:18:38,388 --> 00:18:41,318
I DID IT.
I BROKE THE GUITAR.

324
00:18:42,552 --> 00:18:44,392
THAT'S NOT FAIR!

325
00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:46,634
I WAS GONNA CRACK
THIS CASE WIDE OPEN!

326
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,326
HA! HE GOT YOU AGAIN!

327
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:51,560
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

328
00:18:51,561 --> 00:18:54,231
I BROKE MY GUITAR
AND BLAMED IT ON LEO.

329
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,744
I OWE EVERYONE
AN APOLOGY.

330
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,535
YOU BROKE THE GUITAR?

331
00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,607
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?

332
00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:02,610
YEAH, WHY DIDN'T YOU
JUST SAY SO?

333
00:19:02,612 --> 00:19:05,482
BECAUSE I HAD ALREADY
CRACKED THE GUITAR,

334
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,145
BUT IF MY DAD
KNEW THAT I BROKE IT

335
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,646
I'D BE I SO MUCH TROUBLE
BECAUSE MY FAMILY IS SO POOR

336
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:12,579
AND I JUST WANT
EVERYONE TO LIKE ME
BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS THE NEW KID,

337
00:19:12,582 --> 00:19:14,782
SO I MADE EVERYONE THINK
THAT LEO DID IT

338
00:19:14,784 --> 00:19:17,934
BECAUSE I'M SO SCARED
AND IT'S SO HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS

339
00:19:17,927 --> 00:19:20,657
AND I'M JUST A DUMB KID
COMPARED TO ALL OF YOU

340
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:24,690
AND MY GRANDMA JUST DIED!

341
00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:26,444
( Marcus sobbing )

342
00:19:27,697 --> 00:19:30,667
ARE YOU CRYING?
IS HE CRYING?

343
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,370
IT'S OKAY, MARCUS.

344
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,672
YEAH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

345
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,354
WE DON'T THINK YOU'RE DUMB.

346
00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:38,646
YEAH, AND YOUR GRANDMA
DIDN'T DIE.

347
00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:39,778
( mouths words )

348
00:19:42,752 --> 00:19:46,862
MARCUS, WHY DON'T YOU COME OUT
AND HAVE DINNER WITH US?

349
00:19:46,856 --> 00:19:48,886
MM-KAY.

350
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:52,618
YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO LEO.

351
00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:02,631
WELL?

352
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:10,235
YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY THINK
I WAS GONNA APOLOGIZE, DID YOU?

353
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:13,580
THEY TOTALLY BELIEVED ME.
MY GRANDMA'S NOT DEAD--

354
00:20:13,583 --> 00:20:15,953
SHE'S IN MIAMI
PLAYING SHUFFLEBOARD.

355
00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:19,785
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

356
00:20:19,789 --> 00:20:21,919
IT'S A LONG STORY.

357
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:26,261
BUT LET'S JUST SAY...
YOU'RE IN MY WAY.

358
00:20:26,256 --> 00:20:30,856
OH--AND IF YOU EVER
TRY AND RAT ME OUT AGAIN...

359
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:33,760
YOU'RE TOAST...FOR REAL.

360
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,405
HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP!

361
00:20:37,407 --> 00:20:39,937
I DON'T WANT TO MISS
ANY OF THE FUN.

362
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:49,015
WHOA! THAT GUY IS AWESOME!

363
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,980
HEY-EY-EY-EY-EY!!!!

364
00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:56,562
PUUUT MEEE DOOOOWN!!!

365
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:05,741
WHAT YOU DOIN', LEO?
I'M JUST TRYING TO
PICK UP ANOTHER INSTRUMENT.

366
00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:08,435
SOME SAY I'M OVEREXPOSED
ON THE COW BELL.

367
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,969
WELL, DO I HAVE
THE PERFECT THING FOR YOU.

368
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:16,982
IT IS THE WORLD'S SMALLEST,
YET MOST POWERFUL, AMPLIFIER.

369
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,976
THIS CORD GOES
IN HERE LIKE SO...

370
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:20,979
I SEE.

371
00:21:22,852 --> 00:21:26,492
VOILA. NOW, BE GENTLE.

372
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,387
♪ ( power chord feeds back ) ♪

373
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,060
( rumbling, glass breaking )

374
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:40,397
I THINK I'M GONNA STICK
TO THE COW BELL.