1 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,760 Bit nervous. This is my first time. 2 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,200 Not sexually. I mean, with a prostitu... 3 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:39,760 with a lady of... ill repute. 4 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,000 - Have you got the money, love? - The money? Oh, yeah, sorry. 5 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,920 I find the evenings quite lonely since my wife left, 6 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,560 - if you're wondering why. - Hurry up, love. 7 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,720 I'd just quite like to get back for Match of the Day. 8 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,720 Oh, yeah, sorry. Here. 9 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:58,280 So, what happens now? Do you...? Oh, straight to it. 10 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,560 Was your business affected much by coronavirus? 11 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:06,000 Must be quite hard to do this 12 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,520 when you're wearing a face maaaaaaask! 13 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,560 Oh! Th-that's tremendous. 14 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,560 Oh, well done. Uh, ha-ha! 15 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:17,560 That's... You've done that before. 16 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,400 Ahh. Ahh. 17 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,320 Ahh. Ahh. Ahh. 18 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,440 Ahh... 19 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,000 Ahh... 20 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,400 Oh! 21 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,880 Ooh... 22 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,840 - Open your window, sir. 23 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:57,320 Good evening, officer. This is my wife. 24 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,320 What? 25 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:00,360 If you're wondering who this lady is, it's my wife. 26 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,960 - We're happily married. - Your driving license, sir? 27 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,000 Yep. 28 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,160 Just gonna reach for it in the glove compartment. 29 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,560 - Mm-hm. - I'm unarmed. 30 00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:17,440 No, wait. No, no... 31 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,800 - Oh! - Oh, God! 32 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,240 Oh, God. Oh, God. 33 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Oh, God. 34 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:33,960 I know I lawyer if you need one. 35 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,040 Oh, no, thanks. I actually am a lawyer. 36 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:39,040 - Really? - But do you know a tire guy? 37 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:49,640 Lara! 38 00:02:51,640 --> 00:02:54,560 I know you've got another woman in there, Lara! 39 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,840 There's no one here, Gabby! 40 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:57,400 If you're going to cheat on me, 41 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,000 will you at least get your own fucking Spotify account! 42 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:03,720 I can see that you're on my Netflix and Chill playlist. 43 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,280 God, before you met me, 44 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,280 you thought Mumford and Sons did furniture removals! 45 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:12,160 You're being mad. Go home. Drink some water. 46 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,440 No! No, no, Gabby! 47 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,440 Shit, Gabby. No, I will call the police again! 48 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:21,920 - They'll arrest you! - Oh, why, darling? 49 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:24,720 I'm just issuing a public service announcement. 50 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:28,960 Lara Grant is a cheating skank! 51 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,720 'Which service do you require?' 52 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,400 Yes, police, please. 53 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:56,360 every chance she could... 54 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,760 Get off! 55 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,840 with the wrong crowd 56 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:08,200 led me on 57 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,040 Does she put a rocket in your pocket? 58 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,120 What? 59 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:16,240 The girl you've been having a sneak at the last 10 minutes. 60 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,880 Do you like her? 61 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,560 She's just a friend from school. 62 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,480 Ask her out. 63 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:24,200 - I can't just ask her out. - She's right there. 64 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:26,360 - With her friends. - So? 65 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:27,960 So they might laugh at me. 66 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:32,120 Remind me why being laughed at is worse than dying a virgin? 67 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,720 - I'm not a virgin. - No... 68 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:37,160 and I don't have to get up six times a night to take a piss. 69 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,480 Alright... I'll ask her out for you. 70 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,760 No. Please don't. 71 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,160 I'm only waiting while mum takes my sister to class 72 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:45,880 so that you don't steal her car. 73 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,280 How's this? Go tell her you're having a party. 74 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,080 She and her friends are invited. 75 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:54,600 Mum doesn't let me have parties. 76 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,240 Don't worry about your mum. 77 00:05:56,240 --> 00:05:59,600 Do it! Or forever wish you had. 78 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:04,640 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 79 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,520 Uh! 80 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:15,600 ...party this Saturday. Wondered if you want to come. 81 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:23,560 Well? 82 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:25,320 We need to have a party! 83 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,560 - You're an animal. 84 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,400 You're an animal! 85 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,720 Here he is. 86 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:48,760 Greggles, uh, quick question, yeah? 87 00:06:48,760 --> 00:06:51,200 When they arrested you with that prossie, 88 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:54,080 - did you come quietly? 89 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,960 Just a joke. Thanks for taking it on the chin. 90 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:59,880 - As you said to your prossie. 91 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:01,080 You're a lawyer, mate. 92 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,840 You're the one who's supposed to be charging 200 quid an hour 93 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:04,880 - to get people off. 94 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:08,440 No. Seriously, peace offering. Got some intel for you. 95 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:13,280 I have been slipping Kingsley's secretary a length 96 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,080 and she tells me that he and the partners 97 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,240 are not happy with you. 98 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,760 - What's she heard? - That you're on your way out 99 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,080 unless you win some fans upstairs, sharpish. 100 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,760 - Win some fans how? - Come on, chap. 101 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,040 When they hired you as a solicitor, 102 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,720 they didn't think you'd be soliciting prostitutes. 103 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,200 When's the last time you brought in a new client? 104 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,440 I brought in a new client recently. 105 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:34,720 That was you, for kerb-crawling. 106 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,520 I was not kerb-crawling. 107 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,600 I got her number off the internet. 108 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,960 I'm saying, you better find a way to get yourself noticed 109 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,120 that doesn't involve being noshed off in a carpark. 110 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,720 Hey, uh, I don't know if you've heard, 111 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:04,280 but, uh, I'm having a party and you're invited. 112 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,040 Beth, Louise and Cassidy said they were coming. 113 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,640 No one's coming to your shitty party. 114 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,080 There's going to be alcohol. 115 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:12,520 I can get alcohol anytime I want. 116 00:08:12,520 --> 00:08:14,760 My dad's got it hid all over the house. 117 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:18,040 No one's coming to your party. 118 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:01,200 Make it quick cos I'm rinsing this kid from China 119 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:03,600 and he's gotta go to bed soon. 120 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:13,960 So? We good? 121 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:17,080 What do you think, Spider? We good? 122 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,320 Look, I've done my part. Now you do yours. 123 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:24,960 My sister comes by, she ain't welcome. 124 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,360 A'ight. We're good. 125 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,720 Yo. 126 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,280 Any trouble? 127 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,240 No. No trouble. 128 00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,320 Hey, bud. 129 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,640 - I'm cancelling the party. - Why? 130 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,840 No one wants to come. 131 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:10,440 I have to ask you something. 132 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,040 Are you a nerd? 133 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,320 What? No. Why would you say that? 134 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,840 You dress like one. 135 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,520 You're 70 years old. What do you know about fashion? 136 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:22,880 Nothing, and I still know you dress like a nerd. 137 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:25,200 - Which should worry you. - Why are you being mean? 138 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,960 I'm not being mean, I'm helping. 139 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,200 Can you magically make me cool? 140 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,440 - Yes. - How? 141 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:33,760 You're gonna have a famous person at your party. 142 00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:36,440 What? Who? 143 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,600 So, apparently, since I started Community Payback, 144 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,520 sales of hi-vis tabards are through the roof. 145 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,760 Oi! Eyes off the cell phone, nose to the grindstone. 146 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,880 Eh, keep sweeping. 147 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,720 But really, look, we trashed an entire economy 148 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:54,360 so that old people in care homes didn't die of coronavirus. 149 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:57,720 But how long did they have left? Really? You know? 150 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:00,160 I mean, 400 billion pounds in debt 151 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,000 so that Nana gets one extra year watching Bargain Hunt. 152 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,440 I mean, and who's bankrolling this, by the way? You know? 153 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,960 I'm all about standing there applauding nurses, that's fine. 154 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,280 But how about a round of applause 155 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:12,120 for the higher-rate tax payer, right? 156 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:18,400 Hey... you know that, like, line 157 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:19,920 that they made you steal, what was that? 158 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,120 - What were you thinking? - What? 159 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,000 You could've gotten one of us killed. 160 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 - Why were you even there? - To help. 161 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,600 But I didn't ask for your help. 162 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,920 But you needed it. 163 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,640 You don't know me. Or my life. 164 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,400 Just stay out of it. 165 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,680 Lunch, thirty minutes! 166 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,400 - Sashimi? - I don't eat raw fish. 167 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,560 - You ever tried it? - No. 168 00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:51,280 Then how do you know you don't like it? 169 00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,960 I've never shoved a cucumber up my ass, 170 00:11:52,960 --> 00:11:54,640 but I'm pretty sure it's not my thing. 171 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,920 Only pretty sure? 172 00:11:55,920 --> 00:11:59,000 Raw fish, healthiest protein you can eat. 173 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,040 When I was in Japan, all I lived on for two months 174 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:05,160 was sashimi from Tokyo Fish Market. 175 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:08,760 - I was as lithe as an otter. - That's a haunting image. 176 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:12,720 OK, come on, bonding exercise. 177 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,920 Everyone has to share one secret with the group, OK? 178 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,160 Who wants to start? OK, right, I will. 179 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,200 I have pretty much completely ruined things 180 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:22,720 with my girlfriend. 181 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,360 But she has agreed to meet me later. 182 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:28,680 Now, I know that I still have a long way to go 183 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:32,920 to make up for what I did, but I'm working on that. 184 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,800 Someone did once say, "There is no challenge more challenging 185 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,640 "than the challenge to improve yourself." So, yeah. 186 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,520 - Well, wish me luck. - Good luck. 187 00:12:40,520 --> 00:12:43,040 - All the best. - Good luck with that. 188 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,040 Come on, John. What's your secret? 189 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:46,840 You're a bunch of convicted criminals. 190 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,120 Why would I be sharing my secrets? 191 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,120 I'm angry I even told you my name. 192 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,440 Frank, what's your secret? 193 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,720 I first come to England in 1971. 194 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:58,840 I told people it was a vacation, but I was dodging the draft. 195 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:01,800 - What's that? - In America there was a lottery 196 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:05,080 conscripting men for Vietnam so I come here, 197 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:08,640 married a wonderful woman, and I kept my head down. 198 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:13,360 - So you never went to Vietnam? - Not until 1994. 199 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,720 I went on my terms. 200 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:19,360 Chris? Tell us something we don't know about you. 201 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:23,240 Unlike Frank, I've never been on a plane before. 202 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,080 Never been further than Weston-super-Mare. 203 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:26,840 You have to travel, son. 204 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,640 You have not lived until you've drunk rum 205 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:35,240 with fishermen on a trawler in the Bay of Bengal. 206 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,320 I once drank Tia Maria with a greengrocer 207 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,400 on the Isle of White ferry. That count? 208 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,880 OK, Myrna, tell us something people don't know about you. 209 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,280 I was one of the people 210 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,280 who tore down that statue of Edward Colston. 211 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,760 Wow, so you're a vandal. 212 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,240 No, I just don't believe in memorialising slave traders. 213 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,320 And that gives you the right 214 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,360 to destroy public property, does it? 215 00:13:56,360 --> 00:14:00,480 Edward Colston got rich from the systematic dehumanisation 216 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,480 of an entire people! 217 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:05,240 So did Simon Cowell, but you're not going after him, are you? 218 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:08,120 Tell you what, let's put up more statues of white blokes. 219 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,680 Who should we have? Prince Andrew? 220 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,920 Piers Morgan? Harry Potter? 221 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,800 Guys, please! 222 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,800 You can't fix yourself by breaking someone else. 223 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,960 Which philosopher gave us that little gem? 224 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,800 Ariana Grande? 225 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,160 - Greg, what's your secret? - I'm a lawyer. 226 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,600 Keep that quiet. Shameful. 227 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,400 A lawyer who's badly organised, can't remember case precedents. 228 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:35,360 I use Wikipedia to conduct most of my legal research. 229 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,000 I've missed court deadlines, 230 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,960 - I've forged signatures. - We've all done that. 231 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,280 In my office, I have a cupboard called the Cupboard of Chaos. 232 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,360 I've stuffed every letter, witness statement, affidavit 233 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:46,320 that's proof of my incompetence in there. 234 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,760 And I can't destroy them, I can't file them, 235 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,720 so I live in constant fear that someone will open the cupboard 236 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,600 and I'll never work in law again. 237 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,160 Even though I'm probably gonna get fired anyway 238 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:56,560 unless I bring in some new clients, so... 239 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,560 Actually, does anyone need a lawyer? 240 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,680 I've got some business cards here. 241 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,720 Oh, yeah, yeah. Thank you. 242 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,760 Hey, uh, are you any good? 243 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,160 - Rani? - Hmm? 244 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:11,000 What's your secret? 245 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:14,600 Well, the other night I stole my dad's van. 246 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,680 I drove it to Lawrence Hill to help this boy I barely know 247 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,960 get out of a really scary situation. 248 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,360 And even though I put my neck on the line for him, 249 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,240 he's incredibly ungrateful. 250 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,160 You do not need people like that in your life. 251 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,080 Yeah, why did you even help him? 252 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,440 I don't know. I guess I thought he was my friend. 253 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,240 Oh, honey, he is not your friend. 254 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,680 He's a total fart-knocker. 255 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:58,480 Hey, boys? Let's bounce, man. 256 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,600 A line is a mobile phone that drug dealers use. 257 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,280 It contains numbers for all their customers, 258 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,960 so that makes it valuable to rival gang members 259 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,720 that might want to steal their business. 260 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,240 Cool. 261 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,840 Look, I'm not used to people helping me. 262 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,040 So, when they do, I get suspicious. 263 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,320 I'm sorry. 264 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,880 And thank you for what you've done for me. 265 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,720 You're welcome. 266 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:41,520 Look, before I turned into a 'total fart-knocker'... 267 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:46,400 ...you said that you'd help my sister with her exams. 268 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,760 I don't know if I can. 269 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,880 Frank's not the only one with a curfew. 270 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,240 - You don't have an ankle tag? - Worse. 271 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,600 I have an Asian mother. Nature's ankle tag. 272 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,360 She uses that 'Find My Friends' app 273 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,400 so she can see where me and my phone are at all times. 274 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,920 Her and my dad watch it like a TV show. 275 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,400 Well, could you meet my sister 276 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,520 somewhere you might legit be going anyway? 277 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:10,760 Mm... 278 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,760 Diane? Can I play some music? 279 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,440 - I'll allow it. - Thanks. 280 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:20,080 By the way, I overheard you doing your bonding exercise. 281 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,880 - Is that against the rules? - No. 282 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:24,080 You just should include everyone, really. 283 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,920 Everyone's got interesting secrets. 284 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,560 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Of course. 285 00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:29,800 - What's yours, Diane? - I don't mean me specifically. 286 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,560 I just mean, if there's a group of people, 287 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,480 you should include everyone or no one at all. 288 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:36,160 - Or it's just rude. - Got it. Yeah. 289 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,640 But if you did have a secret that you wanted to share, 290 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,520 then I'd love to hear it. 291 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,480 No, I don't. 292 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,080 OK, then. 293 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,800 I've just started Brazilian Jiujitsu. 294 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,160 My teacher says I've probably got the strongest thighs 295 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,520 of any beginner he's ever trained. 296 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,560 And he once trained Jason Statham. 297 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:55,560 Wow. 298 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,920 If you were to come at me now, I'd drop you... 299 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,560 ...with a single leg takedown, 300 00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:02,760 with your head in between these bad boys, 301 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,920 and crack that pretty little neck like a walnut. 302 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,320 I feel like I know you so much better now. 303 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,800 You're welcome. 304 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,680 Back to work. 305 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,720 Your ladyship, can I just say 306 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:36,200 I was so struck by what you said earlier? 307 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,560 "There's no challenge more challenging 308 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,080 "than the challenge to improve yourself." 309 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:43,320 Wise words that really struck home. 310 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,040 Oh, I'm glad. 311 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,080 Hey, can I share a secret? 312 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,200 I didn't want to mention it in front of the group because... 313 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,080 - ...I'm ashamed. - Oh, yeah, of course. 314 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:54,800 I've been a terrible father and a worse granddad. 315 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,080 In what way? 316 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,880 I lived here 40 years, 317 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:00,240 pecker in one hand, bottle in the other. 318 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,720 Sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll. 319 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,560 I broke hearts. I burnt my bridges. 320 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,880 But, I figure, if we can mend this dump, 321 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,760 I can mend my bridges too. 322 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,520 Hey, good for you. 323 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,920 I'm throwing my grandson Tom a party tonight. 324 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:17,560 He's a good kid. He's not the coolest beer in the fridge, 325 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,520 but I'm trying to win him some street cred 326 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,320 and I'm wondering... 327 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:25,320 how much would you charge to make a VIP appearance? 328 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:27,440 Oh, darling, you couldn't afford me. 329 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,320 Damn it! 330 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,240 This poor kid can't catch a break. 331 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,720 Poor kid! 332 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,320 Well, look, you know... 333 00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:38,080 I admire anyone 334 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,040 trying to change their life for the better, so... 335 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:46,760 ...how about I stop by for five minutes free of charge? 336 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,640 You would do that? 337 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,320 - Oh... Your Ladyship. - Ohh. 338 00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,080 Thank you. 339 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:55,440 Thank you so much. 340 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,080 - Hey, Frank? - Yeah? 341 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,080 What kind of music do you like? 342 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,240 Oldies but goodies. 343 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:07,760 Right, so what I'd do there is I would just, in one movement, 344 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:12,560 just snap that giraffe-like neck of yours like a dry twig. 345 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:13,920 - OK? - Yep. 346 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,800 Right, back to work. 347 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,560 Ah! 348 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,640 Ooh! 349 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,960 Ah! Ooh! 350 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:39,560 that's the sound of the men 351 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:44,080 on the chain gang 352 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,880 - Come on, Greg. 353 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:51,760 on the chain gang 354 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:12,760 the sound of the men 355 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,240 on the chain gang 356 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:21,040 They're off there workin' 357 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,800 on the chain gang 358 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:30,080 one of these days 359 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,800 Yes, I am 360 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,720 the girl I love so dear 361 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,080 - What on earth? - Wait! 362 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:49,080 Never open an unattended bag. "See it, say it, sorted." 363 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,640 Whatever. 364 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,360 Oh, my God! 365 00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:59,800 Bloody hell! 366 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,960 Wow. 367 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,480 Christ. 368 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:17,720 Did you like the flowers I sent? 369 00:22:17,720 --> 00:22:19,360 Hard to appreciate them fully 370 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,880 when I looked at them on my window sill 371 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,200 and saw my defaced car outside. 372 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,920 I'm so sorry. 373 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,640 I mean, come on, you know that's not me. 374 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:27,480 Sometimes it is. 375 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:30,320 Well, look, it's not how I want me to be. 376 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,400 Just give me another chance, Lara, please. 377 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:37,080 I'll... get anger management. Whatever. Anything you want. 378 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,920 It's not just your temper, Gabby. 379 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,640 I never know what mood you're gonna be in 380 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,560 from one moment to the next, it's exhausting. 381 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,560 Yeah, I... I imagine. I'm sorry. 382 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,920 I can't be your lifeboat. 383 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,920 Or your punch bag or whatever it is you need... 384 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,760 Lady Gabby? Are you Lady Gabby Penrose-Howe? 385 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,240 - Abso-bloody-lutely. - Omigod! 386 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,640 We love you! We both follow you on Instagram. 387 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,160 - Oh, thank you. - How's your festival going? 388 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,040 - You know, it's a lot of work. - I bet, yeah. 389 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,760 - Can we get a picture? - Oh, naturellement. 390 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:06,400 - Would you? - Naturellement. 391 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,400 - Thank you so much. 392 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:16,000 - We're massive fans. - Oh, thank you so much. 393 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,160 Well, listen, you guys have the perfect day. 394 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,640 - Thanks. 395 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,880 - Hmm... - What? 396 00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,560 We're in the middle of a conversation. 397 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,760 What was I supposed to do? Tell them to fuck off? 398 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,280 Yes. 399 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,680 All right, fine, next time I will. 400 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,640 - What, you don't think I will? - No. 401 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,960 But it's not your fault. You're addicted. 402 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,480 - To what? - Approval. 403 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,520 From a million people you've never met. 404 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,840 Well, then take it, Lara. Take it! 405 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,760 Delete Instagram and Twitter, everything. 406 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,440 It'll just be me and you. I'm serious, Lara, I can change. 407 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:50,640 - It's too late, Gabby. - Don't fucking say that! 408 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,960 - I'm sor... - Hi. 409 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:54,400 Can my daughter have a photo too? 410 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,240 Absolutely... 411 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,640 In fact, no. Fuck off. 412 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,160 See, I can change. Why don't you believe me? 413 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:04,640 Because you say you're gonna do a lot of things 414 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,920 and you never see them through. 415 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,640 What about my festival? I'm gonna see that through. 416 00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,640 - It's never gonna happen. - Fuck you! Yes, it is. 417 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,760 - I have to go. - Are you seeing someone else? 418 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,040 I'm not even cold in my grave yet! 419 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,440 - Bye, Gabby. - Fine. Fine. Go, go. 420 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,320 Fuck off. Fuck off! 421 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:36,000 Hi. Sorry about earlier. I just... Bad day. 422 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,240 Do you still want to do that picture? 423 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,960 Hey. 424 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:10,200 - What do you want? - What do you mean? 425 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:12,080 I don't you hanging around me no more. 426 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,280 Why not? 427 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,000 Ain't gotta give you reasons, little girl. 428 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,920 I ain't a little girl. Give me a chance, I'll prove it. 429 00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:19,720 - Go home. - I want to be active. 430 00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,400 I said, go home. 431 00:25:38,120 --> 00:25:40,240 - What's the matter? - Nothing. 432 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,880 Es, how would you feel about leaving Bristol? 433 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,800 And going where? 434 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,640 Anywhere in the world. 435 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:54,320 - What, Swindon? - No, anywhere. 436 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,200 Tokyo Fish Market. 437 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,880 Why would we go to Tokyo for fish? 438 00:25:57,880 --> 00:25:59,520 There's a Morrisons round the corner. 439 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:00,640 It's just an example. 440 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:03,640 How you hoping to pay for this? Scratch cards? 441 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:05,880 I've got some money coming to me. 442 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,320 - From where? - So, what do think, Es? Hmm? 443 00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,560 Maybe somewhere new. You know, starting again. 444 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,600 No, I want to stay in Bristol. 445 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,280 I don't need your permission. 446 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,000 Anywhere I go, you have to go too. 447 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,520 Well, once I'm 16, I'll just come back. 448 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:24,920 Look, Es, I'm... I'm not suggesting this to be a dick. 449 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,760 I want you to have chances in life. Options. 450 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,360 I pick the option where I do what I wanna do. 451 00:26:33,840 --> 00:26:35,440 I want you to meet a friend of mine. 452 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:37,320 - I can make my own friends. - No, she can help you. 453 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,120 How? By getting you a life so you can stay out of mine? 454 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,640 - Helping you with your exams. - I ain't doing my exams. 455 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,400 - Yes, you are. - No, I'm not. 456 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,720 Well, if you wanna stay here, you're doing your exams. 457 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,560 Or we're both on the next flight to Tokyo Fish Market. 458 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,760 I'm taking Holly to her dad's, then I'm going to work. 459 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:58,400 Don't forget there's a cottage pie in the fridge 460 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,520 and your Grandpa is a lying snake. Bye. Love you. 461 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,280 Why do you keep saying that about Grandpa? 462 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,320 He's only ever nice about you. And he really cares about us. 463 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,800 No, Tom, the only thing your Grandpa cares about 464 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,080 is drinking and gambling and getting his end away. 465 00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,160 What does 'getting his end away' mean? 466 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,120 That's what some adults do when they've got no moral compass. 467 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:16,760 Oh, OK. 468 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,720 - What's a moral compass? - I'll explain in the car. 469 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,520 Mum's gone. Where is it? 470 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,920 Oh, Frank. 471 00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:56,840 - We're off now. - OK. 472 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,480 Are you sure you can't save me from the mouth that is Yamini? 473 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,920 - No... - Come, love! 474 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,560 I think I really need to study. 475 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:03,720 Oh. 476 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,440 I might actually go to the library in a bit. 477 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,080 OK. We won't be late. 478 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,120 There's some kottu in the fridge in case you get hungry. 479 00:28:09,120 --> 00:28:11,520 - OK, thanks. Have a nice night. - Love you! 480 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,640 Bye. 481 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,360 - Rani. 482 00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,440 Sorry. Sorry. 483 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,520 Rani, this is my sister, Esme. 484 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,120 Pleasure to meet you. 485 00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,600 We really appreciate you doing this. Don't we, Es? 486 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,120 Oh, we're buzzing! 487 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:16,920 Shhh! 488 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,240 Don't shush me. I'm not one of your cats. 489 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,120 Sorry. 490 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,680 Cool. Alright, then I'll leave you to it. 491 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:31,040 - But you're not staying? - No, I can't. I gotta work. 492 00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:33,040 - But I'll see you later. - OK. 493 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,800 - Thanks, again. - It's fine. 494 00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,000 I thought we could go over some old exam papers. 495 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,920 Why are you here? 496 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,680 To help you prep for your exams. 497 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:55,800 So, you're wearing that top for me? 498 00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:59,760 I mean, I'm flattered, but you're not really my type. 499 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:03,080 Why do you fancy my brother when he's such a waste man? 500 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,920 - I don't fancy your brother. - He's a moron. 501 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,040 That's why he's doing community service. 502 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,640 What's your excuse? 503 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,200 We're not here to talk about me. 504 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,320 We're here to talk about algebra. 505 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,160 - Tell me how you broke the law. - Do you want to study or not? 506 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,520 - Not. - OK, fine. 507 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,800 - I don't give a shit either. - Yes, you do. 508 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,400 You want to turn me into a genius 509 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,000 so my brother will fall in love with you. 510 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,880 No, I'm not doing that. I'm literally here... 511 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,800 - Are you still a virgin? - Fuck off! 512 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,400 Don't worry. I've got it. 513 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,160 Shhh! 514 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,400 Outrageous. 515 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,960 How about I ask you a maths question 516 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:44,120 and for everyone you get right, you can ask me a question? 517 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,080 Sound good? 518 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,480 My brother was right... you are clever. 519 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,560 I just love her so much, you know. 520 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:05,960 I mean, she's... she's caring and she... 521 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,720 she makes me laugh. 522 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:16,800 And she's just not interested in the money or the fame. 523 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:20,360 You know, she actually loves me for me. 524 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:25,000 But I get this rage sometimes, 525 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:29,800 and this... this anger and it's like I have to just... 526 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,360 ...blow up anything that is good in my life. 527 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:34,360 I mean, who does that? 528 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,960 So, do you want to pay by cash or by card? 529 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,840 Thanks. 530 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:10,080 What are you doing? 531 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,120 That's not how you roll a joint. Give it to me. 532 00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:19,320 - It's not her. It's not her. 533 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,320 Is she not here yet, then? 534 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,600 No, not yet. Fashionably late, of course. 535 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,920 - That is so her. - Isn't it? 536 00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,280 Well, come in. Let me get you a drink. 537 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,760 Dear Mr. Dupont. your letter dated May 7th. 538 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,560 We await your response to the Plaintiff's statement of claim, 539 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,600 GRT4... 540 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,680 ...864... 541 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,720 ...point 1. 542 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:18,480 Are you paid by the hour or the word to type up this crap? 543 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,320 Whatever they're paying you in Singapore, it's not enough. 544 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,680 So sorry. 545 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,400 Every day I come back to my desk after lunch 546 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,720 and have a panic attack. 547 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:33,360 I just sit here and realise that I don't understand any of this. 548 00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,720 And if you're thinking, "Well, why don't you quit then, 549 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,680 "you spineless, bog-eyed, beanpole wanker?" 550 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,360 I say, "And do what? Finance? Sales? 551 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,280 "I'd be worse at sales than I am at bloody law, 552 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,320 "and I'm pretty bloody shit at that, so that's a mad idea." 553 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:54,200 'Recording deleted.' 554 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:59,320 Dear Mr. Dupont. your letter dated May 7th. 555 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:02,200 We await your response to the Plaintiff's statement of... 556 00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,000 I'm really trying to cut down on my screen time. 557 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,680 And I only want to follow influencers 558 00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,760 who make me feel really good about myself. 559 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,640 - Me too. 560 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,160 Shhh! 561 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,760 Oh, no, it's just some old people. 562 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,120 - Yeah, come in. - Alright, Frank? 563 00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,280 Is she even coming? 564 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,760 - Where's Lady Gabby? - She's coming. 565 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,440 ...and you score 33 out of 60 on paper one, 566 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:42,920 and then 75 out of 100 on paper two. 567 00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,280 What's your overall percentage score for the exam? 568 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,560 Sixty-seven and a half. 569 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,960 Very good, that is correct. 570 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:54,520 My question. Why do you steal stuff? 571 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,840 I don't know. 572 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,400 Not good enough. Must try harder. 573 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:07,200 My mum does not like me doing things 574 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,640 that take me away from studying, but when she was my age, 575 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,920 her family in Sri Lanka were... 576 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,200 ...massacred. 577 00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:20,440 So, I feel like I just can't get mad at her 578 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,960 when she says I can't go ice-skating on a school night. 579 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:29,440 I dunno, that frustration has to come out somewhere. 580 00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:33,040 Your mum sounds like my brother. Always trying to run my life. 581 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:37,920 No, no, he just... he cares about you so much. 582 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:41,480 Do you know he called social services on our mum? 583 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,920 Had her parental rights taken away, 584 00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:47,680 so I'm forced to live with him instead of my own mum? 585 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,360 That's not caring, that's psychopathic. 586 00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:55,120 Did she do something? 587 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,000 No. 588 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,360 She's just sick. 589 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:02,040 Sick how? 590 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,760 Next question. 591 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,320 'Welcome to Gert Burger. What can I get you?' 592 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,800 What would you recommend for someone 593 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,560 whose girlfriend is a cheating whore? 594 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:23,640 'Uh... spicy mozzarella dippers?' 595 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:26,360 Yeah. Great. 596 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:29,120 And I'll get two Gert burgers and two large fries. 597 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,040 - Thanks. - 'Alright.' 598 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,400 Hi, friends. So, I learned something valuable today, 599 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,400 and I just wanted to take a minute to share it with you. 600 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,760 So, here it is. 601 00:38:56,760 --> 00:39:00,160 Sometimes it's not what you do that counts, 602 00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,360 it's what you don't do. 603 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,840 Now, I've talked to you guys before 604 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:10,440 about how I can react too emotionally to things, 605 00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,440 and, you know what, I very nearly did the same today. 606 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,800 But then I remembered 607 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:20,680 "Suffering is resisting what is." 608 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,120 - Move! 609 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:26,160 Now, if you can accept what is, 610 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:30,440 you can relinquish anxiety and anger. 611 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,520 And just remember, peeps, 612 00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,120 you can't fix yourself by breaking someone else. 613 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,560 - What is your fucking problem? 614 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:41,040 Can't you just wait for five seconds? 615 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,920 - Oh, you piece of shit! 616 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,480 Middle-aged wanker! 617 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,640 - We can't keep it. - Why? 618 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:16,080 I'm calling the police. 619 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:17,800 You think those corrupt sons of bitches 620 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,600 are not gonna keep it for themselves? 621 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,200 - It's not our money. - We found it. 622 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,520 We're entitled to it. 623 00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,320 Sorry, are you citing the legal precedent 624 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,160 'finders keepers losers weepers'? 625 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,320 We don't know whose money it is. 626 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:30,440 It could be some old-aged pensioner's life savings. 627 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,520 Yes, cos us pensioners always keep our life savings 628 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,360 in the ceiling of a derelict building. 629 00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:37,320 No, what if this is from a bank robbery? 630 00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,320 Then it's insured. No one suffers. 631 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:41,360 - What if it's drug money? - We didn't sell drugs. 632 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,800 No, but it came from ruining lives in my community. 633 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:47,600 Then use your cut to set up a needle exchange 634 00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:49,640 or a methadone clinic. 635 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,960 - Yeah. - You're not considering that? 636 00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,040 Drug addiction is a major disease. 637 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,280 Penis cancer is a major disease! 638 00:40:56,280 --> 00:40:58,040 Drug addiction's a lifestyle choice. 639 00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,560 Lifestyle choice? 640 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,160 No one's selling their body for heroin 641 00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,080 because they saw it on the cover of Grazia. 642 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,560 Listen, even if we could justify keeping this, 643 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,960 which we can't, OK? 644 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,600 And even though we patched up the ceiling, 645 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,520 whoever hid it there in the first place, 646 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,960 they're gonna come looking for it. 647 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:17,280 And he's gonna have a name like Joey Pliers or Eddie Machete. 648 00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,080 OK, so, no thank you. I'm calling the police. 649 00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:22,360 Is one third of that enough to keep the lights on 650 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:23,640 in your factory? 651 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,920 You've got workers depending on you 652 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:27,400 to feed and clothe their kids. 653 00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,960 Do you think they care where their pay packet comes from? 654 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,640 It doesn't justify keeping it. 655 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,760 How old are you? Forty-five? 656 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:36,640 When your business goes under, are you getting another job? 657 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,880 Are you gonna re-train? No. 658 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:42,800 You're gonna be my age, stacking shelves down Tesco! 659 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:47,000 'Hello, emergency services. Which service do you require? 660 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,840 - 'Hello?' 661 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,640 Oh, god, OK. I need to think about this. 662 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:52,880 - Me too. - Fine. 663 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,920 You two brain it around, I'll hide the loot here until... 664 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,120 No, no! 665 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,440 Yeah, how do we know that you're not on the next flight 666 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,640 to the Costa Del Sol? 667 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,160 Cos here... 668 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,360 - Oh. - Oh... 669 00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:18,920 Shit. Now we're gonna have to kill them. 670 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,000 - What did you say? - Frank. 671 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,160 - I'm kidding. - Funny man. 672 00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,160 Yeah? 673 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,040 I'm D.S. Selforth, this is D.S. Haines. 674 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,280 We need to ask you a few questions. 675 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:48,560 About what? 676 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:51,680 About the masked gunmen seen running from this house. 677 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:12,680 You get one phone call. Who do you want to call? 678 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,920 You don't have someone to call? 679 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,360 No. 680 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:24,760 Hang on. 681 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,040 Alright, mate. 682 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,840 Journo, from the Mail. 683 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,240 Sent me down because that Lady Gabby Penrose-Howe 684 00:43:50,240 --> 00:43:52,160 is in again, apparently. 685 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,720 That so? 686 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:57,840 Come on, chief. Is she in there or...? 687 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,800 Sorry, mate. 688 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:02,440 Your pictures, my words, huh? 689 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,360 Yeah. Alright. 690 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,920 She's in there. 691 00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:11,320 Also, I heard, um... I heard there was a copper in there 692 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,400 who takes bribes, you know. 693 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:16,080 - What's his name again? - Bennett. Desk Sergeant. 694 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,800 Desk Sergeant Bennett. Yeah, yeah. 695 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,600 What's his rate again? 696 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,640 Hundred quid for the details, extra hundred for the access. 697 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:25,520 Cheers, m'dears. 698 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:33,280 Hello. 699 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,400 I'm Lady Gabriella Penrose-Howe's solicitor. 700 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,720 - I believe you're holding her. - Yeah, that's right. 701 00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:40,280 I want all the charges dropped and her taken out the back way 702 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,200 so that pap doesn't get her. 703 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,280 No chance, mate. 704 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,520 'I heard there was a copper in there who takes bribes. 705 00:44:50,520 --> 00:44:53,040 - 'What's his name again?' - 'Bennett. Desk Sergeant.' 706 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,800 'Desk Sergeant Bennett. Yeah, yeah. 707 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,600 'What's his rate again?' 708 00:44:56,600 --> 00:45:00,560 'Hundred quid for the details, extra hundred for the access.' 709 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,400 'Cheers, m'dears.' 710 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,960 No chance? 711 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,760 You won't believe it, mate. 712 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:26,400 She tunnelled her way out with a cocaine spoon. 713 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,560 She's halfway to Chipping Norton! 714 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,640 Are you alright? 715 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:50,040 No. I'm pathetic and lonely. 716 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,960 Please, no one's more pathetic and lonely than me. 717 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,120 I live in a flat paid for by my dad which he never visits. 718 00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,160 I live in a flat for divorcees where they make you pay 719 00:45:58,160 --> 00:46:00,720 six months up front in case you hang yourself. 720 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:02,840 I depend on likes from people I don't even know 721 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,200 for any kind of self-worth. 722 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:07,200 My wife walked out cos she said that living with me 723 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,720 was like being trapped down a well. 724 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:13,400 When I was arrested, the only person I had to call was you. 725 00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,920 You win. That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. 726 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,200 And I've heard some pathetic things. 727 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:22,560 What were you in for this time? 728 00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,280 Oh, God, I, um... 729 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:28,080 I smashed up a man's car because by reversing into it. 730 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:29,760 No way, I did the same to a police car. 731 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,920 - What, seriously? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ha-ha! 732 00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,800 Well, then we're car vandal buddies. 733 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:35,640 Car vandal buddies, yeah. Forever. 734 00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:36,960 - Boom. - Boom. 735 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,480 You know what makes me feel better 736 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,400 if I've had a bad day is, uh... junk food. 737 00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:44,480 - There's a drive-thru near... - Definitely not. 738 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,080 No? OK. 739 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,440 Well, what would cheer you up? 740 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,920 ...take a deep breath. 741 00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,280 Hey. 742 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,880 Hi! 743 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,520 How'd it go? 744 00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,760 Yeah. Good. 745 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,080 As you said, your sister's a really clever young woman. 746 00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,640 What do you think, Es? 747 00:47:19,640 --> 00:47:21,560 I think that you're such an idiot 748 00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:24,000 that to stop me from ruining my future, 749 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,240 you got me a tutor who's ruining her future. 750 00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,320 Great find, bro. 751 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:38,560 But she still did a pretty good job so... 752 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,120 I'd study with her again. 753 00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:48,240 - Thanks again. - Pleasure. 754 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,400 You think she has a chance of passing? 755 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,360 With a few more sessions, yeah, I think so. 756 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:56,480 Cool. That's good to know. 757 00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,320 Do you want to go for a coffee? 758 00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:02,880 I... can't. It's getting late. I've gotta... 759 00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,040 Oh, no, yeah, sorry. It is late. 760 00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,240 Coffee now would be madness. We'd never get to sleep. 761 00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,920 - In our separate beds. - Yeah. 762 00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,600 Alright, well, I'll see you at C.S. 763 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,520 - Yeah... - Yeah. 764 00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:23,360 By the way, I like your necklace. 765 00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:26,120 Thanks. I stole it from Pandora. 766 00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,640 That's for being a liar and wasting everybody's time. 767 00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:53,840 Mum's right. You are a lying, two-faced snake. 768 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:57,880 - Pizza delivery! - Who ordered pizza? 769 00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:02,800 - Hi, friends. - Ooh! Oh, look! 770 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,360 Who wants free pizza? 771 00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,880 It's not strictly free. I did pay for it. 772 00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,000 Alright, then! Go on, then! 773 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,200 Tommy! Hi, handsome! 774 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,920 Mm... Long time no see, darling. 775 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:18,680 I am so sorry I'm late. What have I missed? 776 00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,520 Not much. Uh... 777 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,120 Can I introduce you to some people? 778 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:23,800 Oh, naturellement. 779 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:27,040 This is, uh... Beth and Cassie. 780 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,120 It's a pleasure to meet you, ladies. 781 00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,440 Hi. 782 00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,480 Do you mind if they take a picture with you? 783 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,240 Abso-bloody-lutely. Come on. 784 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:41,520 Here. Let's give that to someone else. You... 785 00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,680 Now, tell me, does this party have a hashtag yet? 786 00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,760 Anyone want any pizza? Cost me a bloody fortune. 787 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,040 Ah, get involved, mate. 788 00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:16,520 Ah, she's just getting home. I'm gonna call her. 789 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:17,720 Alright. 790 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,720 - Hello? - 'Hi! 791 00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:27,120 'We're on our way home. Are you back yet?' 792 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:28,440 Aren't you checking on the app? 793 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:31,320 - 'No, of course not, love.' - Well, I'm home. 794 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:35,160 I'm just walking through the door... now. 795 00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:39,680 'Hey, what did you study at the library?' 796 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,400 Unit vectors, again. 797 00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,800 'I bet that was more interesting 798 00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:44,560 'than spending an evening with Yamini. 799 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,600 'Her story about doing the half marathon in under three hours 800 00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:50,000 'somehow took over four hours. 801 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,240 'She's just jealous that you are going to Oxford 802 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:54,640 'and her daughter dropped out of catering college. 803 00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:57,520 - 'She flunked custard.' - Classic Yamini. 804 00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,800 'I know. Listen, we'll be home in five minutes. OK? 805 00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:02,560 - 'We'll see you soon.' - OK. 806 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,720 - 'Love you. Bye.' - See you. Bye. 807 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,400 Hey, do you want to go outside? 808 00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:29,360 Yes, you do. Go on. 809 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,480 She's the one who is not happy with plastic fittings. 810 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:03,400 Oh, for goodness sake. 811 00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,240 But she doesn't want to pay for the metal ones. 812 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,520 - Exactly right. - What does she expect? 813 00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:09,600 Do not struggle! Shut the fuck up! 814 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,520 Now, I'm gonna take my hand away. 815 00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:13,720 If you scream, I'll slit your throat 816 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:15,720 and anyone who walks in that door. 817 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:17,400 - Got it? - Mm-hm. 818 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,920 Do you recognise this van? 819 00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,600 Do you recognise the van? 820 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:26,120 How many fucking times do I gotta say it? 821 00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,080 It's my dad's. My dad's van. 822 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:33,280 'Well, the driver of this van helped someone steal from us.' 823 00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:35,040 - Was it your dad? - No. 824 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:37,720 So why was your dad's van in Lawrence Hill on Sunday night? 825 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:40,840 - Are you deaf? - I... 826 00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,840 It was... it was stolen about a-a-a week ago. 827 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,920 - It was stolen by who? - I don't know. 828 00:52:45,920 --> 00:52:48,440 - Who was the van stolen by? - We reported it to the police 829 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,760 and they haven't got back to us. We don't know! 830 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:52,360 - We don't know who stole it. - Are you lying? 831 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:56,160 I'm not lying. I'm not lying. 832 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:58,360 'Cos you know, if you're lying, I'll kill you 833 00:52:58,360 --> 00:52:59,720 'and your whole family.' 834 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,280 And I'll bury you myself. 835 00:53:16,280 --> 00:53:19,840 - Hiya. Have a good night? - Yes. 836 00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,040 Have you eaten? I brought you some leftovers. 837 00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,440 I don't have much of an appetite. But thank you. 838 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,320 - Oh. - Hm. OK. 839 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,240 - OK. - Suit yourself. 840 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:31,640 - Coffee, please. - OK. Coming now. 841 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,520 Oi! 842 00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,640 He wants to talk to you. 843 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:51,440 Hello. 844 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,640 'I get this all the time with ambitious people. 845 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:56,680 'They forget who they were before I came into their lives. 846 00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,640 'Do you remember who you were? A fucking nobody. 847 00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:01,360 'A scared little child. 848 00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:03,800 'You wanted respect, I gave you status.' 849 00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,000 You needed money, I taught you a trade. 850 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,400 And now this is the loyalty I get? 851 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,160 Whoa. Chill out. What happened? 852 00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,360 'My West Country line gets jacked.' 853 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,280 Thief knows exactly where to find it. 854 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,120 And you're saying you didn't take it? 855 00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:19,000 - Or the bag? - 'What bag?' 856 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,200 The bag on its way from your in-bred part of the world, 857 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,000 with six months of my fucking earnings. 858 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:26,800 What? 859 00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:29,240 "Good morning, Pinocchio," said the Fox, 860 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:31,280 greeting him courteously. 861 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:35,240 "How do you know my name?" asked the Marionette. 862 00:54:35,240 --> 00:54:36,880 '"I know your father well. 863 00:54:36,880 --> 00:54:40,320 '"I saw him yesterday standing at the door of his house." 864 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,200 '"And what was he doing?" 865 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,160 '"He was in his shirt sleeves trembling with cold. 866 00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:49,760 '"But after today, God willing, he will suffer no longer. 867 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:52,720 '"Because I have become a rich man."' 868 00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,960 "And may I ask," inquired the Fox, 869 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:03,240 "what you are going to do with all that money?" 870 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:13,200 Guaranteed peace of mind is what you promised me, 871 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,120 well, I don't feel too fucking peaceful! 872 00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,560 'I tax you less and you stop shit like this from happening. 873 00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:21,160 'That was our deal. 874 00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:25,960 'So, I suggest you find my money and whoever took it.' 875 00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,240 Because now I have to kill either them or you, 876 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,520 just to make a fucking point. 877 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,280 You have no moral compass. 878 00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:56,920 ...right, and immediately just chunders all down himself. 879 00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,320 - Disgraceful! 880 00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:00,720 What?