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I just wonder if it's
ever gonna happen for me,

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you know, girl-wise.

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Trust me, Henry. You'll meet a girl

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when you least expect it.

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Let's just hope it happens
while you still got the hair.

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When I was 11, my parents got divorced,

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which made me like 50% of kids in America.

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Okay, tell me which tree to cut down.

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One kind of huge difference was...

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This one right here.

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My dad was blind.

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As in "can't see the tree
he's about to cut down" blind.

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Mom gave me that delightful hair cut,

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and, despite what it looks
like, she can see fine.

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Two quick things... how tall is the tree,

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- and where's the house?
- Wow.

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Super tall and over your left shoulder.

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- My left shoulder.
- You know what?

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Let's just go get some ice cream.

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- I'll buy.
- Nonsense.

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My kids want a pool,
they're getting a pool.

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Okay, this is now a danger zone.

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Go inside until I yell, "safety zone."

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But shouldn't we just...

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Danger zone.

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Why is he wearing safety glasses?

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Safety glasses?

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That's what's wrong with this picture?

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Mel, what are you doing?

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Those are my good gardening gloves.

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His hands sweat like feet.

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And his eyes don't work.

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Timber!

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Safety zone.

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One down, three to go.

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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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It wasn't crazy that
my parents got divorced.

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What was crazy was the way I found out.

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First, a little back story.

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Fisher explodes into the back field.

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What he lacks in size he more
than makes up for in spirit.

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Dad went blind when he was 12.

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He's on the 30, the 20,

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he is not forgetting about the big tree,

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he's fast, he's quick...

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He's got one more play
before clarinet practice.

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But he never let the
fact that he couldn't see

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keep him from doing anything,

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even when it probably should have.

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- Cut harder.
- I know. I know.

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There. In. Perfect.

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Are you sure?

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Which one's blind again?

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With the divorce coming, mom
was on a quest to find herself,

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and along the way she
found a ton of new things.

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Button, should I get
one of these water bras?

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Mom, I'm your son.

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Which is why I trust your opinion.

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See, new mom, old mom.

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- New mom, old m...
- Get the bra.

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Okay.

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I'm never gonna get my license.

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You have a better chance
of getting your license.

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Katie, you're a Fisher.

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You can do anything you set your mind to.

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Get ready, people. Here it comes.

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I went to law school blind.

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You do realize it's impossible
to compete with that.

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I do. Sweetie, you can totally do this.

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You just need to be shown how.

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Mom, dad's gonna...

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What is that?

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It's an electronic cigarette.

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You guys have been on me to
quit smoking the other ones.

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Huh? It's mango.

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Mel, you should not be driving.

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And you should not be
smoking air fresheners.

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Why don't you slap on a
patch like everybody else?

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You know how ridiculous
I would look with a patch?

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Okay. Here we go.

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Tell me when I'm lined
up with their bumper.

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You're not seriously gonna... now! Now!

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Turn the wheels to the left

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until you're lined up with the rear bumper

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of their car. You're there. You're there.

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Then you turn back this way,

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and you drop it right in.

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- Dad!
- Mel!

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I got it. I got it.

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Next to my dad, the coolest guy I knew

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was my best friend Runyen.

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Mel, baby.

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Khakis go with everything.

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Smart. Suspenders and a belt?

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I'm gonna give you a pass

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because of the whole "eyes no worky" thing.

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Hello, Runyen.

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You know, I'd kick you
out if I didn't think

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it was important for my
son to have black friends.

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Well played. Touch�.

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Coffee?

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Runyen was one of the few
people outside our family

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who knew dad was blind.

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That's right. Before the divorce,

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dad actually hid his blindness.

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Bill Duffy, I'd like you to meet...

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Mel Fisher.

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He never lied to anyone.

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But he did trick 'em a lot.

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Come here. You are not too big

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to get a hug from your old man.

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- What do we got?
- Table is ten steps away,

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empty chair's at 6:00, Glen's on the left,

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and his fly is wide open.

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Sam, Mel Fisher.

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I hope you don't mind.

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I brought our youngest associate.

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Tae kwon do got cancelled.

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Glen, barn door.

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With me at his side,

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I could help him with anything.

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Dude, at this point,

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I basically own you.

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- Ow!
- Except that damn coffee table.

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- Every time.
- Mel, baby, my hotels.

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You're killing me.

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For as long as I could remember,

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I was his human guide dog.

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Which is why I was so surprised

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when he got a real one.

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Sweet. We got a dog?

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Button, sit down.

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Your father and I have
something we want to tell you.

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Really? We're doing this now?

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This is awesome.

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Yeah, wait, I thought we couldn't get a dog

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because mom's...

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Allergic.

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Henry, it's a seeing-eye dog.

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The correct term is guide dog.

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He doesn't see for me. He guides me.

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He's like a GPS.

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A GPS that just ate my new water bra.

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Which somebody left on a low table.

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Henry, look, son,

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when two parties have
entered into a contract

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and they've reached an impasse,

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- both parties reserve the right...
- Mel, come on.

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We can't dance around this.

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Henry, when two trees
grow beside each other

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and one tree can't grow
in the shade of the other,

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it might want to spread its wings.

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- Sorry, trees have wings?
- Yes, they do, Mel,

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and they would like to
enroll in some courses

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at the local community college.

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Do you understand, honey?

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Mm-hmm. Can we name him Optimus Orime?

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- Absolutely.
- No, Joyce, no, he has a name.

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- It's Elvis.
- Oh, what about Chewbacca?

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Whatever you want, sweetheart.

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No, no.

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All right, you know what,

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forget about the dog and the name and...

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Aagh, God, every time!

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Unbelievable.

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Bug, what they're trying to say...

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- We still love each other.
- We'll always be a family.

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- Yeah.
- Right on the bone.

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Dad's moving out.

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That's why he got the dog.

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And that was the super smooth way

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my parents told me they
were getting divorced.

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A lot of kids blame themselves

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for their parents' divorce.

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Thank you.

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Forward.

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But this one I was pretty
certain was the dog's fault.

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Well, we're either going
to need the bathrobes back,

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or we're going to charge you the $295.

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I got to go.

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- Can I help you?
- Yes. Checking in.

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Okay, no, no, no. No dogs allowed.

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It's okay. He's a guide dog.

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Yeah. No. No pets.

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Did you see the sign?

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I did not.

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Right. Well, we have a very
strict "no pets" policy.

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I have a strict "don't
break the law" policy.

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Ooh, yeah,

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Kevin, if you can still take a sick day,

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I'd do it.

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I am a blind attorney.

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Cannot see a thing.

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And California civil
code 54.1 makes it illegal

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to deny lodging to anyone
using a service animal.

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It's a civil code, Kev. Our hands are tied.

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If you don't give me a room right now,

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I will sue you so hard
that when the dust settles,

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you'll be calling this
the Mel Fisher hotel.

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You know a good lawyer, Kev? 'Cause I do.

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Boy, our new friend Kevin
really redeemed himself

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with these hot fudge sundaes.

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Yeah, that last bite was, like, all fudge.

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How those veal chops treating you, Elvis?

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It's 5:09 P.M.

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Uh-oh, I promised your mom
I'd have you home for dinner,

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so, whatever she's making, you're hungry.

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Or, or I could stay here

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and help you navigate the hotel.

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Buddy, listen...

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Ooh, they have a couple's massage.

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That could be fun.

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There's nothing I'd love more,

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but mom's expecting you.

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Don't worry about me. I got Elvis.

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And before I even got
the hot fudge off my face,

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my job had been outsourced to a dog.

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Dad may have kicked me out of the hotel,

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but at least when I got
home mom was waiting for me

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with open arms... and a vacuum.

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I love you, peanut, but
you're covered in doggy dander.

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Arms up.

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I want you to know that even
though there's a lot of changes

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going on, we are still
just a regular family.

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Okay? All right, turn around.

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I got to vacuum your butt. Thank you.

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I thought I was staying over,
but I guess he doesn't need me.

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Buddy, I promise you,

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as soon as dad gets an apartment,

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you can stay with him as much as you want.

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Did I miss it? Did you see mom's new toy?

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I don't know what the big deal is.

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- Is that a...
- Pipe?

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You betcha.

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You guys said the electronic
cigarette looked ridiculous,

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and I am a mom who listens.

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So just to recap,

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my dad replaced me with a guide dog,

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and my mom became Popeye.

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It was a big week for the Fisher family.

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I'll tell you what you got to do, okay?

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You got to find something that
you can do that Elvis can't.

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Like what?

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Like teach Mel baby the latest dance moves.

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- Oh, my God. That's it.
- Yeah, I mean,

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I've never seen a dog
that can pop-and-lock.

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No, look.

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I'm gonna get my dad an apartment.

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That's something a dog can't do.

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And that's also something
a sixth grader can't do.

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Eh-eh-eh, what are you doing?

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You cannot leave a field trip.

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Cover for me.

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00:11:05,678 --> 00:11:09,514
We signed a permission slip.
I am not going back to Korea.

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Wait, she's mad at me?

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Everybody brings wine to a dinner party,

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but I'm not everybody.

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That's why I bought a cactus.

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Can I help you?

260
00:11:19,224 --> 00:11:20,258
Is the apartment still available?

261
00:11:20,293 --> 00:11:22,093
You running away from home?

262
00:11:22,127 --> 00:11:23,895
I guess technically my dad is.

263
00:11:23,929 --> 00:11:27,098
Oh. Well, you bring him back,

264
00:11:27,132 --> 00:11:29,668
and I'll give him a tour,
okay, and a stress ball.

265
00:11:29,702 --> 00:11:31,936
Manny, your better etiquette
books will tell you...

266
00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:33,905
Here's the deal. My dad's blind.

267
00:11:33,939 --> 00:11:35,572
I'm gonna be his eyes on this.

268
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,641
If I like the place, he'll like the place.

269
00:11:37,676 --> 00:11:39,944
So how about you go ahead
and give me that tour?

270
00:11:41,313 --> 00:11:43,848
This could work.

271
00:11:43,882 --> 00:11:47,951
Ooh, this molding is fantastic.

272
00:11:47,985 --> 00:11:50,287
This is a tiny bedroom.

273
00:11:50,322 --> 00:11:51,755
It's a pantry.

274
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:53,424
This is a huge pantry.

275
00:11:53,458 --> 00:11:55,892
What about dogs, Fred?

276
00:11:55,927 --> 00:11:57,561
Are they allowed in the building?

277
00:11:57,595 --> 00:11:59,896
- No pets.
- But what about guide dogs?

278
00:11:59,931 --> 00:12:02,433
Civil code 54.1 says
you have to allow them.

279
00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:04,534
Well, then I guess we're gonna allow them.

280
00:12:04,568 --> 00:12:06,636
- How old are you?
- 11 1/2.

281
00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:08,504
How old are you?

282
00:12:08,539 --> 00:12:14,144
43... 1/2.

283
00:12:14,178 --> 00:12:16,112
- So you shredded the papers?
- Objection.

284
00:12:16,147 --> 00:12:18,081
This is not a trial, just a deposition.

285
00:12:18,115 --> 00:12:20,116
- You'll answer.
- I did, but only because

286
00:12:20,151 --> 00:12:22,084
I didn't think they were
relevant to the case.

287
00:12:22,118 --> 00:12:23,653
Random papers, not relevant,

288
00:12:23,687 --> 00:12:25,054
you thought, "let's go
ahead and shred 'em."

289
00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,556
- That's right.
- Objection.

290
00:12:26,590 --> 00:12:27,657
Tell me you got every word of that, Janice.

291
00:12:27,691 --> 00:12:29,359
All the way through "tell me you got

292
00:12:29,393 --> 00:12:31,561
- every word of that, Janice."
- I love you.

293
00:12:31,595 --> 00:12:34,096
- Type that. Don't type that.
- Oh.

294
00:12:34,130 --> 00:12:35,732
Can we please adjourn until tomorrow?

295
00:12:35,766 --> 00:12:38,267
The thing is we're all here today.

296
00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:40,202
You got a phone call. Henry's principal.

297
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:42,804
He was cursing a lot for an educator.

298
00:12:42,839 --> 00:12:44,139
But if tomorrow's better for everyone,

299
00:12:44,174 --> 00:12:45,807
I say we do that.

300
00:12:45,842 --> 00:12:47,409
Hip-up.

301
00:12:47,443 --> 00:12:50,445
Is this not your signature?

302
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:52,848
Did you not agree to stay with
the group and say no to drugs?

303
00:12:52,883 --> 00:12:54,616
I needed to find my dad an apartment.

304
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:56,668
Joyce and I have separated.

305
00:12:56,702 --> 00:12:58,770
It was mutual. Not that you asked.

306
00:12:58,805 --> 00:13:01,239
- But just to be clear.
- That's tough stuff.

307
00:13:01,273 --> 00:13:03,675
Wendy and I have taken a
bit of a T.O. ourselves.

308
00:13:03,709 --> 00:13:05,310
The place is great, dad.

309
00:13:05,344 --> 00:13:07,011
It's an old converted bakery.

310
00:13:07,046 --> 00:13:08,814
It smells like you're sleeping in a muffin.

311
00:13:08,848 --> 00:13:11,416
This is not about the apartment.

312
00:13:11,450 --> 00:13:12,650
Although I do like muffins.

313
00:13:12,684 --> 00:13:14,452
But this is about you wandering off

314
00:13:14,486 --> 00:13:16,787
down Griffin Street like the
school rules don't apply to you.

315
00:13:16,822 --> 00:13:20,458
Griffin Street? That's
a sweet section of town.

316
00:13:20,492 --> 00:13:23,694
The point is you can't just go
wandering off from a field...

317
00:13:23,728 --> 00:13:24,963
Is there laundry in the building?

318
00:13:24,997 --> 00:13:26,064
Four washers, three dryers.

319
00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,264
- Cable?
- Included.

320
00:13:27,298 --> 00:13:28,532
- Basic.
- Premium.

321
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:30,400
- Shut the front door.
- Okay, I think

322
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:31,635
we're all sold on the apartment.

323
00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,203
Can we get back to what my son did?

324
00:13:33,237 --> 00:13:34,237
I think I know where you're
headed with this, Mel,

325
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:35,272
and I completely agree.

326
00:13:35,306 --> 00:13:36,607
I think, given the circumstances,

327
00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,275
discipline should come
from home on this one.

328
00:13:38,309 --> 00:13:40,277
And if you excuse me,
I have an errand to run.

329
00:13:40,311 --> 00:13:43,813
Linda, pull up Westside Rentals.

330
00:13:45,683 --> 00:13:46,649
Did he just leave?

331
00:13:46,684 --> 00:13:49,019
Yup. Boom.

332
00:13:49,053 --> 00:13:51,588
That was easy.

333
00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:54,992
Don't worry. I gave the
manager a $12 deposit.

334
00:13:55,026 --> 00:13:57,127
That apartment isn't going anywhere.

335
00:13:57,161 --> 00:13:58,962
Neither are you. Your mom and I talked,

336
00:13:58,997 --> 00:14:00,563
and we decided you need to be punished.

337
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:01,798
- What?
- Yeah.

338
00:14:01,832 --> 00:14:03,299
You know, when Bobby
Lacito's parents split,

339
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:04,868
he got a dirt bike.

340
00:14:04,902 --> 00:14:07,136
Awesome. You're grounded for two weeks.

341
00:14:07,170 --> 00:14:08,738
Boom.

342
00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:10,272
Is that right? There's a hand thing, right?

343
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,975
Yeah.

344
00:14:12,009 --> 00:14:14,443
So I had scored my dad this sweet apartment

345
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,912
where he and his work buddies
could toast their big win.

346
00:14:16,946 --> 00:14:19,781
They settled for the full amount.

347
00:14:19,816 --> 00:14:21,550
Who settles for the full amount?

348
00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,986
But I should have been over
there celebrating with them.

349
00:14:24,021 --> 00:14:25,388
Shh. Here you go.

350
00:14:25,422 --> 00:14:27,556
That should have been my potato chip.

351
00:14:27,590 --> 00:14:29,458
- Have a great day.
- Thank you.

352
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,160
Instead, I was doing time at the mall

353
00:14:31,194 --> 00:14:34,095
where mom was trying on Katie's jeans

354
00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,631
and her adolescence.

355
00:14:35,665 --> 00:14:37,399
These pants hurt.

356
00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:38,967
That's how I know they look good.

357
00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:42,771
Mom, you can't buy the same pants as me.

358
00:14:42,805 --> 00:14:44,940
Why not? They are awesome.

359
00:14:44,974 --> 00:14:47,308
It's not like I'm getting the belt.

360
00:14:47,343 --> 00:14:48,677
Should I get the belt?
Can I try on the belt?

361
00:14:48,711 --> 00:14:50,711
You may not. Henry.

362
00:14:50,746 --> 00:14:52,113
Tell mom to take off her pants.

363
00:14:52,148 --> 00:14:55,250
Can we all just keep our pants on?

364
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,553
- Hey, dad.
- I need you

365
00:14:58,587 --> 00:15:00,021
to come over right away.

366
00:15:00,056 --> 00:15:01,456
Elvis got out.

367
00:15:01,490 --> 00:15:03,324
Okay.

368
00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:05,427
I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking.

369
00:15:05,461 --> 00:15:08,195
That is not the tush of a mom.

370
00:15:08,229 --> 00:15:10,565
Pow.

371
00:15:15,814 --> 00:15:17,677
I took Elvis for a walk,
and when we got back,

372
00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:19,303
I went into the pantry to get his food,

373
00:15:19,328 --> 00:15:21,290
and I guess I must have
left the front door open.

374
00:15:21,652 --> 00:15:25,055
God. This place is great.

375
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,856
I wish I could live here.

376
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:29,526
- Guys, missing guide dog.
- Right.

377
00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,895
I'll take Sherlock. You go with Magoo.

378
00:15:35,663 --> 00:15:39,466
Henry?

379
00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:47,273
Thanks, buddy.

380
00:15:47,308 --> 00:15:49,609
Elvis, come on!

381
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,411
Elvis!

382
00:15:51,445 --> 00:15:52,745
Where are you?

383
00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:55,581
Elvis! Elvis!

384
00:15:57,251 --> 00:15:59,652
Elvis! Elvis!

385
00:15:59,686 --> 00:16:01,754
You gotta slow down.

386
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:05,591
I'm going six.

387
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,761
Ugh, I really got to start jogging again.

388
00:16:08,795 --> 00:16:11,330
Elvis!

389
00:16:11,364 --> 00:16:12,598
Can you go any faster?

390
00:16:12,632 --> 00:16:14,934
You weigh like 4,000 pounds.

391
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:16,502
- Switch.
- What?

392
00:16:16,536 --> 00:16:17,903
- I'm driving.
- No way.

393
00:16:17,938 --> 00:16:19,505
I went to law school bli...

394
00:16:19,539 --> 00:16:21,139
Just take the bike.

395
00:16:21,174 --> 00:16:23,843
Quick question: Instagram,

396
00:16:23,877 --> 00:16:25,810
is that something I should be doing?

397
00:16:25,845 --> 00:16:28,913
Actually, none of this is
something you should be doing...

398
00:16:28,948 --> 00:16:32,084
the pipe, the water bra, my jeans.

399
00:16:32,118 --> 00:16:34,186
You already had your
chance to be a teenager.

400
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:35,553
Oh, I kind of didn't.

401
00:16:35,588 --> 00:16:37,022
In case you haven't done the math,

402
00:16:37,056 --> 00:16:38,991
I was very young when I had you.

403
00:16:39,025 --> 00:16:40,892
Accident. Message received.

404
00:16:40,926 --> 00:16:43,528
I went from being someone's
daughter to being someone's wife

405
00:16:43,562 --> 00:16:44,863
to being someone's mother.

406
00:16:44,897 --> 00:16:46,397
Well, while we're putting things out there,

407
00:16:46,431 --> 00:16:49,100
I would rather not be my mother's mother.

408
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,670
Any chance we can make that happen?

409
00:16:52,705 --> 00:16:54,973
Elvis!

410
00:16:55,007 --> 00:16:57,041
- Elvis!
- A little right,

411
00:16:57,075 --> 00:16:58,842
a little right. Look out! Look out!

412
00:16:58,877 --> 00:17:00,644
- Be more specific.
- Danger zone!

413
00:17:00,678 --> 00:17:02,746
Stop the bike!

414
00:17:05,183 --> 00:17:07,751
Oh. Good call.

415
00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:10,921
Yeah.

416
00:17:10,955 --> 00:17:13,157
I guess I'll just call
the guide dog foundation

417
00:17:13,191 --> 00:17:14,625
and tell them what happened.

418
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:18,328
Hey, I can't be the first
blind guy to lose a dog, right?

419
00:17:18,362 --> 00:17:20,263
Henry, do you see my phone?

420
00:17:20,297 --> 00:17:22,165
Oh, here.

421
00:17:24,936 --> 00:17:26,169
- Here, dad.
- Thanks, buddy.

422
00:17:26,203 --> 00:17:28,839
- That's weird.
- What's weird?

423
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:31,307
Elvis left without eating any of his food.

424
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,443
God, I wish I had that kind of discipline.

425
00:17:34,711 --> 00:17:36,679
Matthew Horowitz's office, please.

426
00:17:36,713 --> 00:17:41,351
The pantry.

427
00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:43,619
- Buddy!
- Oh! Hi!

428
00:17:43,654 --> 00:17:45,788
Hey, guys, keep it down. I'm on the phone.

429
00:17:45,822 --> 00:17:48,858
Yeah, Mr. Horowitz, there's
no easy way to tell you this.

430
00:17:48,892 --> 00:17:50,693
Dad, Henry found Elvis.

431
00:17:50,727 --> 00:17:52,094
Thanks for the great guide dog.

432
00:17:52,128 --> 00:17:54,564
Keep up the good work. Let's talk soon.

433
00:17:54,598 --> 00:17:57,499
Well done, pal. Consider
yourself ungrounded.

434
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,870
Sweet.

435
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:04,573
Okay, Mel,

436
00:18:04,607 --> 00:18:06,408
I know what you did.

437
00:18:06,443 --> 00:18:08,177
I have no idea what you're talking about.

438
00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:12,314
You put Elvis in the pantry.

439
00:18:12,348 --> 00:18:15,250
Kind of like what you
did on our first date.

440
00:18:15,285 --> 00:18:18,253
Taking your brother to
the museum the day before

441
00:18:18,288 --> 00:18:20,388
and memorizing all those paintings.

442
00:18:20,422 --> 00:18:23,058
Yeah, well, that trick
got me a second date.

443
00:18:23,092 --> 00:18:27,095
That second date got us Katie.

444
00:18:27,129 --> 00:18:30,364
You said Henry needed to be needed.

445
00:18:30,399 --> 00:18:34,202
You think two divorced people
can keep a little secret?

446
00:18:34,236 --> 00:18:36,104
Katie only told me what
dad did years later.

447
00:18:36,138 --> 00:18:38,906
Like I said, he never lied,

448
00:18:38,940 --> 00:18:41,542
but he did trick us a lot.

449
00:18:41,577 --> 00:18:44,212
Hey. Look who I found.

450
00:18:45,481 --> 00:18:48,249
Damn it! Come on.

451
00:18:48,283 --> 00:18:51,486
When people say "seeing-eye
dog," they're wrong.

452
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,153
The dog doesn't see for you.

453
00:18:53,187 --> 00:18:55,823
It guides you safely

454
00:18:55,857 --> 00:18:59,392
in the direction you're
supposed to be heading.

455
00:19:00,962 --> 00:19:04,598
While at first I thought Elvis
was breaking our family up,

456
00:19:04,633 --> 00:19:06,566
it turns out that big ball of fur

457
00:19:06,601 --> 00:19:10,003
was really bringing us closer together.

458
00:19:11,905 --> 00:19:14,407
The divorce would allow all
of us to finally discover

459
00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:17,844
who we needed to be.

460
00:19:17,878 --> 00:19:20,480
For mom, it would take a lot longer

461
00:19:20,515 --> 00:19:24,284
than anyone would have ever expected.

462
00:19:24,318 --> 00:19:27,153
- For dad...
- Here! Long!

463
00:19:27,187 --> 00:19:29,221
This would be the beginning
of an amazing journey.

464
00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:30,857
Shotgun pass!

465
00:19:30,891 --> 00:19:33,359
As hard as it was for
him to get a guide dog

466
00:19:33,393 --> 00:19:34,961
and admit to the world that he was blind,

467
00:19:34,995 --> 00:19:37,964
it was even more important
for him to be a good father.

468
00:19:37,998 --> 00:19:40,299
- Elvis!
- Good boy.

469
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:44,470
Hey, buddy, I got you something.

470
00:19:53,313 --> 00:19:57,149
At the time, I would have
changed just about everything

471
00:19:57,184 --> 00:19:58,850
that was happening.

472
00:19:58,885 --> 00:20:00,552
This is not my apartment.

473
00:20:00,586 --> 00:20:03,088
This is our apartment.

474
00:20:03,122 --> 00:20:06,658
But looking back...

475
00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:10,495
I wouldn't change a thing.

476
00:20:12,231 --> 00:20:14,365
Henry, let's go!

477
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,534
If it gets bad, grab the goldfish

478
00:20:16,569 --> 00:20:18,135
and go to the Schumakers'.

479
00:20:20,038 --> 00:20:23,140
- Love you.
- Love you.

480
00:20:23,175 --> 00:20:26,744
That day I learned something
that I would have to learn

481
00:20:26,778 --> 00:20:28,313
over and over again...

482
00:20:28,347 --> 00:20:31,549
Hey, guide dog out here.

483
00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:33,684
That sometimes the tough moments in life

484
00:20:33,719 --> 00:20:36,120
often make way for greater things

485
00:20:36,154 --> 00:20:37,788
than you could possibly imagine.

486
00:20:37,823 --> 00:20:40,725
Do you live here?

487
00:20:43,795 --> 00:20:46,063
Yeah. I guess I do.

488
00:20:46,098 --> 00:20:47,762
You're lucky your dad's blind.

489
00:20:49,035 --> 00:20:50,966
They don't let us have
dogs in the building.

490
00:20:56,519 --> 00:20:58,219
My mom smokes a pipe.

491
00:20:58,254 --> 00:20:59,354
What?

492
00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:01,790
I just want you to know everything.

493
00:21:01,824 --> 00:21:03,725
Oh. I'm Jenny.

494
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,727
Oh, I'm...

495
00:21:05,762 --> 00:21:07,695
Sweetie, dinner.

496
00:21:07,729 --> 00:21:10,064
See you around.

497
00:21:13,535 --> 00:21:14,936
Right?

498
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:27,995
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