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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪♪
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[CARTOON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS]
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[DUCKS QUACKING]
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[HILLBILLY ACCENT]
Hey, hey, hey, duckies.
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Come down from there.
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I won't hurt you.
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I'm Ba-ba-ba-bu-bu-be-bee-de-de
Bubba the Bear!
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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♪♪
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[PITTER! PITTER! PITTER!]
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- [PLOING!]
- [TINK!]
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Come b-b-b-b-b-back here,
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mi amigos!
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- [SLOOP!]
- [BANG!]
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[DUCKS QUACKING]
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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[GROANS]
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[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
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Like I always say,
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"If you can't b-b-b-beat
'em, join 'em."
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- [LAUGHING CONTINUES]
- Hey, hey, hey.
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What do you say?
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I'm B-B-B-B-B-Bubba the
B-B-B-B-D-D-D... Duck!
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Duck!
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[BANG! BANG! BANG!]
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- [BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!]
- ♪ B-B-B-Bubba ♪
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- ♪ B-Bubba the Bear ♪
- [Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!]
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TEACHER: All right, students,
I have a treat for you today!
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Would you like to meet
the real Bubba the Bear?!
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- ALL: Yeah!
- TEACHER: Yeah? All right!
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Mr. Noble Bartel! Ta-da!
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[CHUCKLES] Huh.
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Tough crowd. [CLEARS THROAT]
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Hey, mister, can you move?
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I can't see Bubba the Bear.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[AS BUBBA] Hey, hey,
hey, what do you say?
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I'm B-B-B-Bubba the Bear!
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- [SQUEALS]
- [LAUGHTER]
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He's not Bubba the Bear!
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He's a fake! He's just some weird guy!
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[NORMAL VOICE] Look, kid,
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I am the official Bubba the Bear.
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I create his voice.
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Bubba can't say a word without me.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[AS BUBBA] Hey, hey, hey, mi amigos,
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do you want to learn
how to sound like me?
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ALL: Yeah!
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Well, okay, then.
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Repeat after me.
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Hey, hey, hey, what do you say?
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I'm B-B-Bubba the Bear!
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ALL: Hey, hey, hey, what do you say?
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I'm B-B-Bubba the Bear!
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Okay, okay, that's
pretty good, pretty good.
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But if you want to do it right,
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you've got to slow it way down
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and make him sound real stupid.
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- Okay, let's try it again.
- [QUIET GROWLING]
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Here we go.
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Hey, hey, hey, what do you say?
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I'm B-B-B-B-Bubba the Bear!!
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]
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Oh, hey. [CHUCKLES]
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[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
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- Hi.
- Mommy!
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- Where are you?
- Mommy!
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- I'm at a school.
- Mommy!
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I'm doing a Bubba thing.
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Hey. Hey, guys.
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Mommy, I'm a helicopter!
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Oh, well, you know, you have
a son who goes to school, too...
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Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, I'm a helicopter!
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... mnh, who may or may not be
alive by the time you get home.
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Aww, that's... that's not fair.
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Ray and I have a great relationship.
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And besides, you know, I've
got a responsibility right now.
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Stay in school, okay. [CHUCKLES]
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The kids... the kids love
Bubba, and I am Bubba the Bear.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Well, I married you, not Bubba.
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Whoa! Okay, okay. I'm on my way home.
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Bye.
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[CHILDREN PLAYING IN DISTANCE]
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- Shut the [BLEEP] up...
- [GASPS]
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... and don't make a move.
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Hey, hey, hey, it's B-B-Bubba the Bear.
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Now drive.
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I don't think that's a good idea.
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Why not?
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[CHUCKLING] 'Cause I'm
clearing hallucinating.
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- [SMACK!]
- Ugh!
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That feel like a
hallucination, you jack off?
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- No.
- [SMACK!] No, what?
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[SIGHS]
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Uh, no, sir?
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Yeah, that's right, candy ass.
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Now drive, b-b-bitch,
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before I rip your face off
in front of all these MILFs
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and their rotten crotch fruit.
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- [GASPS]
- [PLUNK!]
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Ugh. [GASPING]
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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[LOW GROWLING]
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- You banging one of these soccer whores?
- No.
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Well, it's your loss, pussy.
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Let's roll.
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♪♪
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Mnh. This is a nice whip.
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You sure do make a lot of
B-B-B-B-Benjamins being me.
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Is that what this is about?
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I... I can give you money.
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Shut up, dip stick!
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You think this is about the money?
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What am I gonna do with money?!
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I got no pockets!!
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I'm so... I'm sorry,
I just... I thought...
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Oh, you just thought. Ain't that rich?
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Why you gotta make
Bubba sound so stupid?
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Like, I'm some kind of
in-b-b-bred hillbilly or something?
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And why do I got to st-st-st-stutter?
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Like that's something
for kids to laugh at?!
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Stuttering's a tradition!
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Like Porky Pig, Daffy Duck,
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Hugh Grant... It's just a funny voice.
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Well, hardy-goddamn-har.
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[SCOFFS]
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Oh, hot damn!
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[CHUCKLING] Aged whiskey!
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Now this is some expensive alchy-hol.
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Please don't open that. It was a...
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[POINK!]
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... present.
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Don't worry. Booze
goes right through me.
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[GLUG! GLUG! GLUG!]
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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Aah!
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Pull over.
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You tell anyone about
our little tête-à -tête,
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I will send you straight to hell.
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♪♪
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
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- [DOOR SLAMS, LOCK ENGAGES]
- Hi, hon.
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Hi.
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Honey, have you been drinking?
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Oh!
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Daddy, Daddy, will you
play croquet with me?
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Not now, Ray.
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- I love you, son.
- Eww, that's weird.
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Uh, Ray, why don't you give
Daddy and I a minute, okay?
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I'm gonna go in my room
and play with myself.
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By yourself, honey.
By yourself.
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[SIGHS]
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That's... That's cooking sherry.
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Mnh.
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So it is.
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Noble, what is wrong?
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Honey, nothing's wrong.
Everything's fine.
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[BUBBA] Hey, hey, hey,
it's Bubba the Bear!
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- Call 911!
- What?!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Come on out of there
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and f-f-f-fight like a man,
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you [ECHOING] woodchuck.
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- Turn that off.
- Why?
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Bubba the Bear is not a good guy...
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in, uh, this episode.
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I just don't... I don't
think it's good for kids.
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[CHUCKLING] You didn't
call 911, did you?
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♪♪
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It's been a while since I've
seen you Be... T... Noble.
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So tell me, what seems
to be the problem?
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[SMACKS LIPS]
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I really think
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that I'm... I'm... I'm losing my mind.
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- If you were really losing your mind...
- [SLINK! PLOINK!]
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-... you wouldn't know you were losing your mind.
- [PITTER! PITTER! PITTER!]
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[GASPS]
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- Oh!
- [CHA-CLINK!]
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- No! No!
- [POP!]
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- No.
- [SNIFFS]
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- No.
- No.
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N... no.
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Right.
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[SIGHS]
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Okay, look, the other day...
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Mm-hmm.
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-... in my car, I...
- Mm-hmm.
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♪♪
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- Agh!
- What?!
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[WHOOSH! THUD!]
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Did you... did you see
something out the window, Noble?
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Um...
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[SIGHS]
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[WHISPERS] No.
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[NORMAL VOICE] No,
'cause that would mean
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that something's wrong.
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Did... did you see something
o... out the window?
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No.
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Me neither. [CHUCKLES]
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Have you been doing
any recreational drugs?
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No.
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Meth, cocaine, heroin,
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ecstasy, angel dust,
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PCP, marijuana?
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No.
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- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
- [GASPS]
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I have to go!
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Well, I'm still gonna
charge you for the full hour.
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♪♪
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All right, Noble, we're taking
it from the first line, okay?
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So Bubba's walking down the beach
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and he sees this cute girl bear
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and she's got this really hot bikini on
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and she is hot.
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And Bubba says...
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Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
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- Sure.
- Yeah, sure.
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Whatever happened to Boots Armstrong,
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the guy who originally
did the voice for Bubba?
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Uh, he had a nervous breakdown.
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You know, he was always kind of a nut.
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And he finally lost it.
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And Bubba's walking down
the beach and he sees
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the cute girl bear and he says...
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[AS PATRICK STEWART]
Hello, hello, hello!
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What do you say? I'm Bubba the Bear!
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What the hell is he doing?
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What are you doing?
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[NORMAL VOICE] Patrick Stewart.
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[CHUCKLES] Wouldn't it be funny
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if Bubba suddenly
sounded smart like Picard?
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- No.
- No, it would not.
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- Mnh-mnh.
- Well, then what if he was,
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like, wise and fatherly
like Morgan Freeman?
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Like... [CLEARS THROAT]
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[AS MORGAN FREEMAN] Uh, why do
they call me "Bubba the Bear"?
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Well, I suppose it's because I'm Irish.
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[NORMAL VOICE] [CHUCKLES] Right?
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Wouldn't it be funnier if
Bubba was super intelligent?
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Make... make Bubba smart?
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Make Bubba smart.
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[CHUCKLES] Why didn't... can I?
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That is the stupidest
thing I've ever heard.
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Now, say the lines the way
you've always done them,
251
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or you are in breach of contract.
252
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:40,449
[AS BUBBA] Hey, hey,
hey, what do you say?
253
00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:45,520
I'm B-B-B-Bubba the Bear!
254
00:10:45,552 --> 00:10:46,921
How hard was that?
255
00:10:46,954 --> 00:10:49,590
[INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV]
256
00:10:49,623 --> 00:10:52,793
- There he is.
- That's Boots?
257
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:55,096
- Yep.
- Can I talk to him?
258
00:10:55,129 --> 00:10:57,098
[SCOFFS] Good luck.
259
00:10:57,132 --> 00:11:01,770
[CHATTER CONTINUES ON TV]
260
00:11:01,802 --> 00:11:06,207
♪♪
261
00:11:06,241 --> 00:11:10,245
Hello, Boots.
262
00:11:10,277 --> 00:11:12,781
Boots, I'm Noble Bartel.
263
00:11:12,814 --> 00:11:14,049
I have your old job.
264
00:11:14,081 --> 00:11:17,618
I'm the new voice of Bubba the Bear.
265
00:11:17,651 --> 00:11:22,456
I need to ask you something.
266
00:11:22,489 --> 00:11:24,792
Boots.
267
00:11:24,825 --> 00:11:27,128
Boots, please, this is important.
268
00:11:27,161 --> 00:11:28,396
♪♪
269
00:11:28,430 --> 00:11:31,767
[LAUGHTER]
270
00:11:37,839 --> 00:11:40,508
♪♪
271
00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:42,610
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
272
00:11:42,643 --> 00:11:46,315
♪♪
273
00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:49,651
Oof! Ugh! Oh! D... don't kill me!
274
00:11:49,684 --> 00:11:52,120
Chillax, compadre.
275
00:11:52,152 --> 00:11:55,456
I heard what you d-d-did
at the recording studio.
276
00:11:55,489 --> 00:12:00,829
And I just wanted to say "Thank you."
277
00:12:00,862 --> 00:12:02,597
Ah! Ugh!
278
00:12:02,629 --> 00:12:05,499
It's not your fault that
they make you make me
279
00:12:05,532 --> 00:12:07,835
sound so st-st-st-stupid.
280
00:12:07,868 --> 00:12:09,537
You tried to fix that.
281
00:12:10,569 --> 00:12:13,007
But now, I realize that
we're both just cogs
282
00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:16,445
in the Hollywood machine.
283
00:12:16,478 --> 00:12:18,947
I hope you can forgive your old friend,
284
00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:21,382
B-B-B-Bubba the Bear!
285
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:22,950
♪♪
286
00:12:22,983 --> 00:12:25,987
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
287
00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:28,122
[TINK! TINK!]
288
00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:29,623
Thank you.
289
00:12:29,656 --> 00:12:31,892
Sad about old Boots, ain't it?
290
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:35,564
That boy's n-n-n-nuttier
than a squirrel's turd.
291
00:12:35,597 --> 00:12:37,332
- [CHUCKLES]
- [CHUCKLES]
292
00:12:37,364 --> 00:12:40,835
Let me get a picture
of you and that whiskey.
293
00:12:40,868 --> 00:12:44,473
Stand right there. Don't move.
294
00:12:44,506 --> 00:12:46,308
Where'd that camera come from?
295
00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:48,209
I'm animated!
296
00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:51,847
I can make anything appear,
as long as it's funny.
297
00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,381
Why is this funny?
298
00:12:53,415 --> 00:12:55,050
[WHISTLE!]
299
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:56,584
- Aah!
- [PLONG!]
300
00:12:56,618 --> 00:13:00,188
[GRUNTS]
301
00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:02,390
Y... you tried to kill me!
302
00:13:02,424 --> 00:13:04,392
- Yes, I did.
- [SNIP! SNIP!]
303
00:13:04,425 --> 00:13:07,061
You [BLEEP] with the wrong bear, amigo.
304
00:13:07,094 --> 00:13:11,666
- [ZOOM!]
- Hey, buddy! My bad!
305
00:13:11,699 --> 00:13:13,435
It's okay.
306
00:13:13,468 --> 00:13:16,271
Thought we were gonna
be on the news again.
307
00:13:17,222 --> 00:13:21,360
♪♪
308
00:13:21,392 --> 00:13:23,027
May I play in the backyard?
309
00:13:23,060 --> 00:13:25,196
- Yes.
- No.
310
00:13:25,229 --> 00:13:27,365
It's fine. You can go outside.
311
00:13:27,399 --> 00:13:31,535
♪♪
312
00:13:31,569 --> 00:13:32,871
[SIGHS]
313
00:13:32,904 --> 00:13:35,439
I don't... I... I... I
just... I don't think it's...
314
00:13:35,472 --> 00:13:37,385
I don't... I don't think
it's safe for him out there.
315
00:13:37,409 --> 00:13:39,477
It's fenced in, honey.
316
00:13:39,511 --> 00:13:41,722
I don't wanna... look, I don't
want our child to be an Amber Alert.
317
00:13:41,746 --> 00:13:42,917
He's okay.
318
00:13:45,949 --> 00:13:47,618
Great.
319
00:13:47,651 --> 00:13:48,886
Now he's hula hooping.
320
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:52,891
It's fine. Hula hooping
is gender-neutral.
321
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,193
No!
322
00:13:58,226 --> 00:14:00,195
Ray! Ray! Get inside, Ray. Ray!
323
00:14:00,227 --> 00:14:02,631
- Daddy, look what I can do.
- Come in the house, Ray.
324
00:14:02,664 --> 00:14:03,664
Ray, come in the house.
325
00:14:03,665 --> 00:14:05,199
But, Daddy, it's not even dark.
326
00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:08,102
[GRUNTING]
327
00:14:08,136 --> 00:14:10,805
Why? Why, Daddy? You're scaring me.
328
00:14:10,838 --> 00:14:12,874
Don't be scared, son.
Get in the house, please.
329
00:14:12,907 --> 00:14:13,907
In the house, please, honey.
330
00:14:13,909 --> 00:14:14,910
Get in the house, please?
331
00:14:14,943 --> 00:14:16,712
Okay.
332
00:14:16,745 --> 00:14:17,780
Help!
333
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,048
Come here, honey.
334
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,082
Daddy scared me, Mommy.
335
00:14:21,116 --> 00:14:22,626
[CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY] There's
nothing to be scared of, son.
336
00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,328
There's nothing to be scared
of. Everything is fine.
337
00:14:24,352 --> 00:14:25,987
There is no one out there, Noble.
338
00:14:26,021 --> 00:14:28,456
- You're acting crazy.
- I'm not acting crazy, honey.
339
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:30,101
Why would you say that
in front of our child?
340
00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,962
You're acting crazy.
Everything is just fine, okay?
341
00:14:32,995 --> 00:14:34,439
Let's just, um, get you ready for bed.
342
00:14:34,463 --> 00:14:35,530
- Okay.
- Did you already do... did you...
343
00:14:35,565 --> 00:14:37,574
did you already do your homework, son?
344
00:14:37,598 --> 00:14:38,633
Yes.
345
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:39,910
Okay, perfect, so then
we're gonna do the bath
346
00:14:39,934 --> 00:14:41,311
and read a story and stuff.
Everything'll be good, okay?
347
00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:42,479
- Okay.
- I'll meet you up there
348
00:14:42,503 --> 00:14:43,747
- in just a few minutes.
- Okay. Come on, Ray.
349
00:14:43,771 --> 00:14:45,149
I'm gonna check the perimeter
really quickly and then...
350
00:14:45,173 --> 00:14:49,078
Have fun! Stay away from the windows!
351
00:14:49,111 --> 00:14:50,279
♪♪
352
00:14:50,311 --> 00:14:52,947
[OWL HOOTING]
353
00:14:52,981 --> 00:14:55,617
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
354
00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:59,822
♪♪
355
00:14:59,854 --> 00:15:02,590
I spoke to the therapist.
356
00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:05,093
She said you ran out after five minutes.
357
00:15:05,126 --> 00:15:09,464
♪♪
358
00:15:09,497 --> 00:15:12,667
Give me the knife.
359
00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:14,268
No.
360
00:15:14,301 --> 00:15:15,636
[GASPS] Did you hear that?
361
00:15:15,670 --> 00:15:17,973
There's no one out there, Noble.
362
00:15:18,006 --> 00:15:21,142
What's wrong with Daddy?
363
00:15:21,175 --> 00:15:22,844
Daddy's having a bad day, Ray.
364
00:15:22,877 --> 00:15:25,881
[CHUCKLES] That's all.
365
00:15:25,914 --> 00:15:28,650
[CHUCKLES] Just a bad
day that Daddy's having.
366
00:15:28,683 --> 00:15:32,987
Go play, son. Go play in your room.
367
00:15:33,021 --> 00:15:37,793
Why are you doing this?
368
00:15:37,825 --> 00:15:39,994
Bubba the Bear...
369
00:15:40,027 --> 00:15:41,529
is real.
370
00:15:41,563 --> 00:15:46,501
And he's trying to kill us.
371
00:15:46,535 --> 00:15:49,471
I believe you, Noble.
372
00:15:49,503 --> 00:15:51,305
I'm gonna go check on Ray.
373
00:15:51,338 --> 00:15:53,842
♪♪
374
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:59,280
[CRASH! CLATTER!]
375
00:16:00,515 --> 00:16:02,718
[SQUEAKING]
376
00:16:09,524 --> 00:16:12,061
[SQUEAKING STOPS]
377
00:16:14,362 --> 00:16:17,031
[CLEARS THROAT]
378
00:16:17,064 --> 00:16:19,667
You sure got a pretty wife.
379
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,369
You leave my wife out of this!
380
00:16:21,402 --> 00:16:24,439
She looks frustrated, though.
381
00:16:24,473 --> 00:16:27,342
Are you not giving her the big O?
382
00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:30,279
I make her climax all the time!
383
00:16:30,311 --> 00:16:33,247
[CHUCKLES] No, you don't.
384
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,450
She's a worse actor than you are!
385
00:16:35,483 --> 00:16:37,585
Oh, oh, oooh.
386
00:16:37,618 --> 00:16:39,187
[LAUGHS]
387
00:16:39,221 --> 00:16:42,591
You shut up! I am a good actor!
388
00:16:42,623 --> 00:16:45,927
I'll bend her over and
give it to her good.
389
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:49,363
Not like you. Not the doggie style.
390
00:16:49,396 --> 00:16:51,199
Bear back.
391
00:16:51,232 --> 00:16:54,136
B-B-B-Bubba style!
392
00:16:54,169 --> 00:16:56,237
Stay away from my family!
393
00:16:56,271 --> 00:16:59,308
Oh, too bad you're not a better father.
394
00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:03,444
All your son wants is
someone to play with.
395
00:17:03,478 --> 00:17:06,215
If you touch my son,
396
00:17:06,248 --> 00:17:07,883
I will kill you.
397
00:17:07,915 --> 00:17:09,451
♪♪
398
00:17:09,483 --> 00:17:11,153
Hey, honey, what's up?
399
00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:12,320
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
400
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,494
I'm taking Ray, and we're leaving.
401
00:17:19,528 --> 00:17:22,630
- Okay, good. Good.
- Ble-le-le-le-le-leh!
402
00:17:22,664 --> 00:17:24,566
Get out of here.
403
00:17:24,598 --> 00:17:26,734
Go!
404
00:17:26,768 --> 00:17:28,804
Get out of here!
405
00:17:28,837 --> 00:17:31,240
- [GASPS]
- [DOOR SLAMS]
406
00:17:31,272 --> 00:17:34,175
♪♪
407
00:17:34,209 --> 00:17:36,078
Well, it's just you and me now.
408
00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:37,912
Mano a mano.
409
00:17:37,945 --> 00:17:39,856
I'm gonna make you wish
you were back at that dump
410
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,582
eating garbage.
411
00:17:41,616 --> 00:17:44,453
[GROWLS]
412
00:17:44,485 --> 00:17:45,921
- Aah!
- [GRUNTS]
413
00:17:45,953 --> 00:17:47,356
[WINCES, GRUNTS]
414
00:17:47,388 --> 00:17:48,823
[LAUGHS]
415
00:17:48,857 --> 00:17:50,925
Over here, dummy.
416
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:52,761
[GASPS]
417
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:56,430
Time to get all "Revenant" on your ass!
418
00:17:56,463 --> 00:17:59,534
- [ROARS]
- [GROANING]
419
00:17:59,568 --> 00:18:01,869
I'm gonna break every bone in your body,
420
00:18:01,903 --> 00:18:05,274
including that little
tiny one in your ear!
421
00:18:05,307 --> 00:18:07,675
Get ready to die!!
422
00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:10,512
[ROARS]
423
00:18:10,544 --> 00:18:12,947
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
424
00:18:12,981 --> 00:18:16,218
Ugh!
425
00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:18,020
No, no, no!
426
00:18:18,052 --> 00:18:19,120
Aah!
427
00:18:19,154 --> 00:18:22,558
Aah!
428
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:25,360
[GRUNTING]
429
00:18:29,063 --> 00:18:31,966
[GROANING, GRUNTING]
430
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,703
[RIPPING, SQUISHING]
431
00:18:34,735 --> 00:18:36,304
Ow.
432
00:18:36,338 --> 00:18:38,072
Look what you made me do.
433
00:18:38,106 --> 00:18:41,309
- [GASPS]
- You're the official Bubba?
434
00:18:41,342 --> 00:18:42,410
[GRUNTS]
435
00:18:42,444 --> 00:18:43,979
No, no.
436
00:18:44,011 --> 00:18:45,746
I created you!
437
00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:48,083
You were nobody before me.
438
00:18:48,116 --> 00:18:49,585
Shut up! Shut up!
439
00:18:49,617 --> 00:18:52,486
Your family left you
'cause they're smart.
440
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,856
Nobody loves you.
441
00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:58,093
- They know what a fraud you really are!
- Shut up!
442
00:18:58,126 --> 00:18:59,927
[GRUNTING] [SHINK! SNICK!]
443
00:18:59,961 --> 00:19:02,731
Go ahead. I'm already dead!
444
00:19:02,763 --> 00:19:04,565
I was a bear, god damn it,
445
00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:06,601
and you made me into some kind of joke!
446
00:19:06,635 --> 00:19:08,703
I told you, shut up!
447
00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:09,838
[PLOINK!]
448
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:12,340
[SPLAT!]
449
00:19:12,374 --> 00:19:16,345
[CHUCKLES EVILLY]
450
00:19:16,377 --> 00:19:19,348
[SINGSONG VOICE] Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha-hah.
451
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:21,617
You can't silence me!
452
00:19:21,649 --> 00:19:23,083
I told you...
453
00:19:23,084 --> 00:19:25,286
- I'm B-B-B...
- ... to shut u...
454
00:19:25,319 --> 00:19:27,021
Aah! [GASPS]
455
00:19:27,055 --> 00:19:28,857
[GRUNTING]
456
00:19:28,889 --> 00:19:30,191
♪♪
457
00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:31,392
Aah!
458
00:19:31,425 --> 00:19:34,262
[SIREN WAILING]
459
00:19:34,296 --> 00:19:35,831
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
460
00:19:38,399 --> 00:19:40,101
[CARTOON-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS]
461
00:19:41,536 --> 00:19:44,606
[SIGHS] Thank you for
letting me audition.
462
00:19:44,638 --> 00:19:45,716
This means the world to me.
463
00:19:45,740 --> 00:19:50,745
- Well, you didn't get the part yet.
- Oh, I will. [CHUCKLES]
464
00:19:50,779 --> 00:19:53,815
[DEEP VOICE] Barnabas Bibbit
blows brittle bubbles in the...
465
00:19:53,848 --> 00:19:55,216
Oh, my God, just do it!
466
00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,751
Okay. [CLEARS THROAT]
467
00:19:56,784 --> 00:20:00,621
[AS BUBBA] Hey, hey,
hey, what do you say?
468
00:20:00,655 --> 00:20:03,791
I'm B-B-B-Bubba the Bear!
469
00:20:03,825 --> 00:20:07,929
♪♪
470
00:20:11,729 --> 00:20:12,897
Holy crap, that's it.
471
00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:14,600
[CHUCKLES]
472
00:20:14,632 --> 00:20:17,068
We've found our Bubba the Bear.
473
00:20:17,102 --> 00:20:18,737
[NORMAL VOICE] Yep. [CHUCKLES]
474
00:20:18,769 --> 00:20:22,974
Um, this is gonna change my life.
475
00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:25,544
[BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!]
476
00:20:25,576 --> 00:20:27,545
[KA-BOOM!]
477
00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:28,847
♪♪
478
00:20:30,082 --> 00:20:31,382
Mr. Armstrong...
479
00:20:31,416 --> 00:20:34,553
Put that laughing gas d-down!
480
00:20:34,585 --> 00:20:38,357
- Owww!
- You have to take your medication.
481
00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:42,894
- [CHUCKLES]
- [DUCKS QUACKING]
482
00:20:42,928 --> 00:20:47,266
[LAUGHING]
483
00:20:47,298 --> 00:20:49,667
I'm still mad at you.
484
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:50,803
[LAUGHS]
485
00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:52,737
- [DUCK QUACKING]
- [LAUGHS]
486
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,238
♪ B-B-B-Bubba ♪
487
00:20:54,272 --> 00:20:55,608
♪ B-Bubba the Bear ♪
488
00:20:58,743 --> 00:21:01,550
_
489
00:21:01,621 --> 00:21:03,400
You know, I've made a
lot of movies and stuff,
490
00:21:03,424 --> 00:21:05,225
but it was the first time
491
00:21:05,259 --> 00:21:08,830
I tried to tell something
in a half an hour.
492
00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:12,332
Would you like to meet
the real Bubba the Bear?!
493
00:21:12,366 --> 00:21:13,434
ALL: Yeah!
494
00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:15,235
You know, I didn't know
if it was gonna work.
495
00:21:15,269 --> 00:21:17,438
Ta-da!
496
00:21:17,471 --> 00:21:20,008
Huh, tough crowd. [CLEARS THROAT]
497
00:21:20,041 --> 00:21:22,542
What were you thinking
when we shot "Bubba"?
498
00:21:22,576 --> 00:21:24,512
What was the style?
499
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,523
STONESIFER: Well, I was
really excited that G thought
500
00:21:26,547 --> 00:21:30,018
we could mix "Roger the Rabbit" with...
501
00:21:30,051 --> 00:21:31,551
- "Cape Fear"?
- ... "Cape Fear".
502
00:21:31,585 --> 00:21:33,855
When we have the camera
go all the way around...
503
00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:35,188
In full 360.
504
00:21:35,222 --> 00:21:38,026
... Scorsese did a lot of that
in his remake of "Cape Fear".
505
00:21:38,059 --> 00:21:40,060
Yeah. We were also, for
some of the night stuff,
506
00:21:40,093 --> 00:21:41,862
trying to do some stacked lighting
507
00:21:41,896 --> 00:21:44,365
that had some multiple
color shifts to it.
508
00:21:44,397 --> 00:21:47,702
We first framed up the shot
with Alexie at the garage door,
509
00:21:47,734 --> 00:21:49,036
and she hears Bubba.
510
00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:51,138
The shadow cuts right across her eye.
511
00:21:51,172 --> 00:21:55,810
And I'm like, "Bradley!
Aren't you watching a monitor?"
512
00:21:55,842 --> 00:21:58,278
No, and I love it. It looks so great.
513
00:21:58,622 --> 00:22:01,893
There was so much of a
testing, learning curve,
514
00:22:01,925 --> 00:22:03,360
consulting the animators...
515
00:22:03,394 --> 00:22:04,571
And we'd have, like, all these ideas,
516
00:22:04,595 --> 00:22:07,365
like when Bubba's fingernail
goes up Seth's nose...
517
00:22:07,397 --> 00:22:09,699
I think it's a coat hanger, right?
518
00:22:09,732 --> 00:22:12,135
It's a coat hanger with a
little bit of epoxy on the end...
519
00:22:12,168 --> 00:22:14,301
- Right, so it doesn't rip his skin off...
- So we didn't rip his nose out.
520
00:22:14,315 --> 00:22:15,494
I try
521
00:22:15,504 --> 00:22:17,641
hopefully ***
522
00:22:17,641 --> 00:22:20,515
there has to be a subtext
where it's about something.
523
00:22:20,534 --> 00:22:23,487
They know what a fraud you really are!
524
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:24,661
Which is funny because,
525
00:22:24,666 --> 00:22:26,697
Bubba *** realized until I was finished,
526
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:30,069
it was just me dealing with this
persona that I've had for years
527
00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,385
that I can't get rid of.
528
00:22:32,961 --> 00:22:34,798
It will probably kill me.
529
00:22:40,435 --> 00:22:45,008
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