1 00:00:01,627 --> 00:00:03,289 You missed another episode of Shameless, 2 00:00:03,378 --> 00:00:04,731 and now we got to take valuable time 3 00:00:04,755 --> 00:00:06,608 out of our show to tell you what the hell you missed 4 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:09,215 'cause you were too damn lazy to get up off your fat asses 5 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:10,712 and watch the damn TV. 6 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:12,885 Why wouldn't you just tell me that you're married? 7 00:00:12,971 --> 00:00:14,678 We stayed together for the kid. 8 00:00:14,765 --> 00:00:16,722 Oh. 9 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:19,551 Holy shit, you're a fucking asshole. 10 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:22,513 I'd like you to meet our son, Santiago. 11 00:00:22,606 --> 00:00:25,223 He crossed the border with his father and sister. 12 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:27,604 They were looking for asylum, but they got separated. 13 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,014 We can't keep this kid. 14 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:31,404 Yes, we can. He has an amazing arm. 15 00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:33,026 Kid brought the heat. 16 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,153 All I ever wanted was to be a mother. 17 00:00:35,244 --> 00:00:37,531 Frank, would you fertilize my eggs? 18 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:40,364 I would be honored to introduce my little Frankies 19 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,540 to your little Ingrids. 20 00:00:42,626 --> 00:00:44,145 You think our chances are good? 21 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,563 I'm extremely optimistic. 22 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,873 Thank you, Dr. Kwan. 23 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:48,580 Don't thank me. Thank Frank. 24 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,040 Mm. 25 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,694 I took care of the bills, by the way. 26 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:52,879 It cost 1,700 bucks. 27 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:54,051 Damn. 28 00:00:54,137 --> 00:00:57,050 The squirrel fund is back. Everyone needs to step up. 29 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,473 I've been giving Fiona money for the bills. 30 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,846 She just hasn't been paying them. 31 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,346 Hey, Gallaghers. 32 00:01:05,941 --> 00:01:07,273 Shit. 33 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:11,103 - She do this a lot? - Yeah, lately. 34 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:22,163 ♪♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪♪ 35 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:25,413 ♪♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪♪ 36 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:28,495 ♪♪ You were beaming once before ♪♪ 37 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:32,754 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 38 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:36,257 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 39 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:39,714 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 40 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,720 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 41 00:01:41,810 --> 00:01:46,521 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 42 00:01:53,196 --> 00:01:56,564 ♪♪ Round up the friends you got ♪♪ 43 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,651 ♪♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪♪ 44 00:01:59,745 --> 00:02:02,909 ♪♪ You were willing once before ♪♪ 45 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:07,333 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 46 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:10,662 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 47 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:14,170 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 48 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,046 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 49 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:20,096 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 50 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:55,707 Ah. 51 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,500 - We need our money back. - What the fuck? What money? 52 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:41,072 We've been giving you money for utilities 53 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,323 that have not been getting paid. 54 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:43,347 We need that money back. 55 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,219 Fine. 56 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,229 Jesus! 57 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:52,054 The bills are under my name now. 58 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:54,015 That water you're using? We're paying for that. 59 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:55,628 So, until you repay us 60 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,588 what we've been paying you for the last three months, 61 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,549 plus your share of rent for the last three months, 62 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,031 plus what it cost for me to get shit turned back on, 63 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,553 I don't really feel like sharing my water with you. 64 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,034 Yeah, I'll tell you what... 65 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,986 you take everything that I owe you 66 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,662 from the last three months 67 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,241 and subtract it from everything that you owe me 68 00:04:11,334 --> 00:04:13,371 for the last 18 years. 69 00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:16,580 And when I've used all of the water that I am entitled to 70 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,290 some time in, I don't know, 2048, 71 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,797 then we can talk about who's even. 72 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:25,758 What are you wearing? 73 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,099 Oh, Tami's mom died of cancer, 74 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,428 so her family does a five-K thing every year. 75 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,262 You look sort of ridiculous. 76 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:36,395 Everybody looks ridiculous in running shorts. 77 00:04:36,485 --> 00:04:38,647 Debbie! Turn my water on! 78 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,256 Hey, did you turn the water off on her? 79 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,521 - Yep. - Deb, she carried us 80 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,607 for years... you can give her a break. 81 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:47,614 Turn the water back on! 82 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,661 Once you pay us what you owe us. 83 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:51,392 I'm gonna get it to you. I just lost track... 84 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:53,157 You owe Carl, Lip, and I $832... 85 00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,160 Stop. Guys! 86 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:58,621 The door! Debbie! 87 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,401 If you had the month I had, you would have lost track, too. 88 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,462 Ooh, my Irish boyfriend left me. 89 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:03,633 Stop it! 90 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,758 Go take a flying fuck on a rolling doughnut! 91 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:08,384 - What? - Go take a rolling fuck 92 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,432 - on a flying doughnut! - Hello? 93 00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:12,351 I come in peace. 94 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:14,645 Oh, fuck, no. 95 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,189 I just want my tools back. 96 00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:19,729 What tools? 97 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:22,357 My carpenter tools. They're missing. 98 00:05:22,948 --> 00:05:24,530 Well, why would I know about that? 99 00:05:24,616 --> 00:05:25,823 Come on, Fiona. 100 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:27,595 What, you think I just wandered on to your site 101 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,781 and picked them up out of your truck or something? 102 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:30,987 Maybe. 103 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,447 Or maybe I came into your house 104 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:33,581 in the middle of the night 105 00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,332 and I watched you sleep for an hour 106 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:37,250 and then I just took them on my way out. 107 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,171 Do you have them or not? 108 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,342 No. You egotistical fuck! 109 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:46,760 I haven't thought about you in weeks! 110 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,554 We thought about you, though. 111 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,720 - Guess I'll be going, then. - Yeah. 112 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:58,648 Damn straight you'll be going, 'cause next time, 113 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:01,271 I won't stop them from beating the shit out of you! 114 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,964 If my tools happen to turn up, let me know. 115 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,399 That's how I make my living. 116 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:07,357 Oh, if they "happen to"... Fuck you! 117 00:06:14,332 --> 00:06:16,540 Thanks. 118 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,834 Breakfast is on me at Patsy's after I shower. 119 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,001 Nope. 120 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,501 No money, no shower. 121 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,924 Oh, Christ. 122 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:26,171 Where are you going? 123 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,378 To shower at Veronica's. 124 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,347 What are you doing here? 125 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,001 I've been waiting in the tent all night. 126 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,336 But you should have been working on your hardship essay 127 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,522 - for West Point. - I've had to jerk off twice. 128 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:46,132 I can't write about that to West Point. 129 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,550 My dad found out that I've been skipping 130 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,940 softball camp to hang out with you. 131 00:06:49,034 --> 00:06:50,525 He'll kill you if he finds you here. 132 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:53,657 He only has one working limb. That doesn't scare me. 133 00:06:57,167 --> 00:07:00,080 It only takes one limb to pull a trigger, son. 134 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,670 Get inside. 135 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:03,838 ♪♪ Ever try to stop a moving train... ♪♪ 136 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,291 Okay, pee now, 'cause you're not gonna get another chance 137 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,842 for, uh, about five kilometers. 138 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,966 Hey, Brad, let's try to finish 139 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,718 ahead of Grandpa this year, huh? 140 00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:14,407 Your family makes me want to drink again. 141 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:16,593 Boo-hoo-hoo. 142 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,393 He's just busting your balls. 143 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:21,314 Change your shirt already. 144 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:22,890 We can just jog this thing, right? 145 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,100 Yeah. 146 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:26,106 Fucking extra large? 147 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:30,281 Do I look like an extra large, Gigi, you vindictive bitch? 148 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,984 She seem a bit more on edge than usual? 149 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:34,555 This five-K brings up a lot of memories 150 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,662 of our mom's death. 151 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,455 Tough day for all of us. 152 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,726 So what's the deal with you and my sister? 153 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,038 "Deal"? 154 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,713 Like, are you fucking other people? 155 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,588 I don't think we have a deal. 156 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,466 Hey, back off, Cory. He doesn't want the syph. 157 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,171 All clean, Tami. 158 00:07:54,265 --> 00:07:56,006 Penicillin. It's a miracle drug. 159 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,013 Mm. 160 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,685 - Oh! - Wow. 161 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:01,040 - Jesus Christ, Cory! - Whoa. 162 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,896 Who doesn't wear a fucking bra when they run? 163 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,940 What is your problem? 164 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,892 Hey, can you get this into the register? 165 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,103 Well, is it counted? 166 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,232 Sure. 167 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,154 You smell like a barroom floor. 168 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,482 It's mouthwash. I just gargled. 169 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,615 Manager's got to count it. 170 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,137 I'm not gonna be on the hook if it's short. 171 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,118 You're the assistant manager. You count it. 172 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:18,867 - Fiona, I... - Get off my ass! 173 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:24,452 Sorry, sorry. It's been a... 174 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:26,754 It's been a morning. 175 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,832 Just count it, get in the register. 176 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,257 I got to get this cast off. 177 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:32,175 Okay. 178 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,469 Thanks. 179 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:38,173 She okay? 180 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,305 She's going through some stuff. 181 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:47,604 Boone! 182 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:50,437 Boone! 183 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:54,406 Boone! 184 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:58,869 Oh, you're so fucked. 185 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,755 - Hey, man. - Who the fuck's this guy? 186 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,698 - That's Boone. - Boone, I think. 187 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,909 Thanks, fucknuts. Who's Boone? 188 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,416 Well, right now he's the guy kissing your chick. 189 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:14,252 Must be an amazing experience, giving birth... 190 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:17,258 feeling life violently ripping its way out of you. 191 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:18,805 Doesn't that sound exciting? 192 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:21,933 Well, I've never thought of it so graphically, 193 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,763 but, yeah. 194 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,973 Did you see all your other children being born? 195 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,016 Uh... 196 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,567 uh, not a one. 197 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,394 I came close on a few, but, you know, 198 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:33,946 scheduling conflicts. 199 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,259 - How do you feel, Ingrid? - Hey. 200 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:41,245 Oh, super pregnant, Dr. Kwan. 201 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:43,072 I put together a vision board... 202 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:45,658 all these images of healthy babies 203 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:49,041 with loving parents and puppies and joy. 204 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:51,497 And then I stared at it all night. 205 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:55,551 I am telling you, I feel all that in my uterus. 206 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,253 I'm pregnant. 207 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,634 Let's see what we've got. 208 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:03,679 Oh. 209 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,682 - Congratulations, guys. - Oh, boy. 210 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,208 You're gonna be parents. 211 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:09,474 - I knew it! I knew it! - You knew it! 212 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,274 - Oh, oh! - You knew, didn't you? 213 00:10:11,361 --> 00:10:12,505 - You knew. - Oh, I did, and I couldn't 214 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,798 have done it without you, Frankie. 215 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:16,064 Well, with my superior genetics, why would you try? 216 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,654 - Uh, hold on a second. - Why? What? 217 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,280 - What's going on? - Oops. 218 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:23,283 "Oops"? What-what's "oops"? 219 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:26,457 Well, it looks like six of them have hunkered down in there. 220 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,785 - Six of what... babies? - Oh, my. 221 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:29,959 Uh, embryos. 222 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,288 I don't usually place all the fertilized embryos 223 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,214 in at once, but at your advanced age, 224 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,667 most women's uteruses aren't as... 225 00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,502 accommodating. 226 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,262 We're gonna have to terminate a few of them. 227 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,673 - Five? - What? 228 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,883 It's a safety issue. 229 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,889 Carrying six embryos to term 230 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,845 poses a major health risk to the mother. 231 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,056 W-what kind of health risk? 232 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,234 Uh, months of bed rest, possible death. 233 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,651 You know what? 234 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:56,820 Let's just... let's just keep one. 235 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,898 Uh, it's the safest route, I think. 236 00:10:58,992 --> 00:10:59,992 Right, Doc? 237 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:03,240 What, and... and kill five of my babies? 238 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,070 Now, embryos. 239 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,658 Ingy, we want as m-many little Frankies and Ingys 240 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,209 running around as possible... that's obvious. 241 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,379 But do you really think we can afford more than one? 242 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,457 Not on my income, but you'll get a job. 243 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:20,965 We'll keep five. 244 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:22,887 You can safely keep three. 245 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,848 Okay, then... four. 246 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,429 I will lose my medical license 247 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,765 if I let you keep any more than three. 248 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:40,109 We'll do three. 249 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,275 Great. 250 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,762 We'll schedule the reduction at the front desk 251 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:44,947 on your way out. 252 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,779 - Wow. - Three. 253 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,699 - Wow. - Three babies! 254 00:11:49,792 --> 00:11:51,499 Wow. 255 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,379 Are you saying our biggest client is asking us 256 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,047 to sell something that is undrinkable? 257 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,876 Yeah, we're in advertising. That's what we do. 258 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:00,969 Dax? 259 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,797 Globally, three groups tested semi-positively 260 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:04,890 in taste tests... 261 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,590 uh, Siberians, the Dalit caste of India, 262 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,471 and the American hobo. 263 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:14,397 You mean... literal homeless people. 264 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,350 Well, general indigents. 265 00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:19,361 these were all taken on the South Side. 266 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,985 Homeless people, hookers, transients. 267 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,302 Bachman's not going to turn a profit 268 00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,534 - selling to those people. - No, no, no. 269 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,953 But-but if we use them as influencers, 270 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,577 we can crack the Millennial market wide open. 271 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,624 They identify as poor 272 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,952 or as victims of a society that doesn't care about them. 273 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,628 Thing is, they're not poor. 274 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:39,206 They just don't have the money they think they're entitled to, 275 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,882 and we think we can capitalize 276 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,961 on their complete lack of perspective. 277 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,341 They're self-proclaimed hobos. 278 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,673 We're simply offering them the chance to prove it. 279 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,599 "Hobo Loco"? 280 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,147 Bachman Alcohol rebranded 281 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,520 as the nectar of the bona fide hobo. 282 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,987 I don't hate it. 283 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,133 We need to build our campaign 284 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,819 around the search of a spokesperson. 285 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:07,151 No advertisements, no media bias, 286 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,578 just Millennial word of mouth. 287 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:10,996 Authenticity is key. 288 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:13,449 The "hoboiest" of all hobos... 289 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:15,626 the Hobo Loco Man. 290 00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:19,918 "Hobo Loco Man." 291 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,756 Hey, where'd you get this kid? Can I have him? 292 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,933 Back off. He's our kid. 293 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,601 Hey, George. What we got? 294 00:13:32,687 --> 00:13:34,144 Uh, the usual. Plus... 295 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,454 Bachman's sending over complimentary cases 296 00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,857 of this stuff for bars to test. 297 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,730 "Hobo Loco"? 298 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,652 It's deadly. Sampled some in the truck. 299 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,091 Had to take a watery shit in the alley, 300 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:45,356 it tore through me so fast. 301 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,691 They're running a contest to see 302 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,137 if anybody can create cocktails with it 303 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,527 - to mask the taste. - Oh. 304 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,056 Winning bar gets social-media exposure 305 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,538 during the Hobo Loco Man contest. 306 00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,707 Flyers for it are in the box. 307 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,534 - See yous. - See you. 308 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,088 We're going to Indiana, Kevin. It's the right thing to do. 309 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,015 Why are you trying to take my kid away from me? 310 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:07,545 Reuniting Santiago with his real family was your idea. 311 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:10,597 Well, I hadn't seen his knuckleball when I said that. 312 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,221 They were gonna go live with his uncle in Indiana 313 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,849 before they were detained by the government and split up. 314 00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,679 We go to Gary, find the uncle. 315 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:18,855 How are we gonna find 316 00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,524 some random Guatemalan guy in Gary, Indiana? 317 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,692 I did a web search... 318 00:14:22,779 --> 00:14:25,362 "where to find illegal immigrants, Gary, Indiana." 319 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:26,689 Got a whole list of places. 320 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,991 We don't even know what he looks like! 321 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:39,869 On the back. 322 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,130 "Papa 'Y' Tío Jose." 323 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:46,925 Where'd you get this? 324 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,219 I may have gone through Santiago's stuff 325 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,092 - while he was sleeping. - Aw, V. 326 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,799 Moms are supposed to go through their son's stuff... 327 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,680 get rid of their porn and weed. 328 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,228 Hear that? You're already doing mom shit. 329 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,646 You want to keep him, right? 330 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,098 Kev. 331 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,440 All right, fine. We'll go to Gary. 332 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,947 Oh! Lord, Jesus! 333 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,161 Didn't think you were gonna make it, son. 334 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,705 I didn't either, sir. 335 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,498 Caught a break with an Air Force transport 336 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,825 out of Okinawa, 337 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,785 then hopped a commercial from Seattle. 338 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,996 Good God. 339 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:26,082 - Wow. - Mmm, mmm. 340 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,252 Hey, Lip, you know Boone's a war hero, right? 341 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,587 Pulled three towelheads 342 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:33,138 out of a burning building in Mosul. 343 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:34,635 Just one. 344 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,341 Oh, you couldn't grab the other two? 345 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,973 Buried bullets in the other two. 346 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,929 They were ISIS, so he shot 'em. 347 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,605 Got a medal for haji-murdering. 348 00:15:42,692 --> 00:15:44,649 Want to choke on his dick right here, Cory? 349 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,273 You can't have everybody, you selfish bitch. 350 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:50,818 Who are you? 351 00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,365 Lip. And you are... 352 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,159 - Boone! - Boone, right. 353 00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,578 Boone's Tami's boyfriend. 354 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,871 Was. 355 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,118 A long time ago. 356 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:01,450 Ah, it wasn't that long ago. 357 00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:04,252 Whatever. You know you two are gonna get married. 358 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,704 Okay, troops! 359 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,506 Let's pay our tab and run for cancer. 360 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:13,549 Hey, man. You know about this guy? 361 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,846 If I say yes, am I in trouble? 362 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,639 - Yes. - Then, no. 363 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,770 The bar that creates the best new cocktail 364 00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,519 gets to be mentioned in the Hobo Loco Man competition. 365 00:16:24,609 --> 00:16:25,609 "Hobo Loco Man"? 366 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,229 I didn't make the name up, Kermit. 367 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,232 It's some advertising bullshit. I don't know. 368 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,405 - But it sounds cool. - All right, thanks. 369 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,357 Hazel is on her way, 370 00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,864 and Debbie said she'll watch Santiago, so... 371 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,194 Why don't you bring him with? 372 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,779 Tell him you're looking for his uncle? 373 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,205 We don't want to get his hopes up. 374 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,498 Hey, Santiago? 375 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,166 Buddy, you don't have to do that. 376 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,523 No. No, no, no... 377 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:49,130 no n-necesito... 378 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,209 Shit, I really got to learn some Spanish. 379 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,668 All right. 380 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,379 So here what we got is the Hoborita. 381 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,715 It's a teaspoon of Hobo Loco, shit-ton of lime juice, 382 00:16:57,808 --> 00:16:59,515 and some margarita mix. 383 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,639 This is the Napalm Gut Rinse. 384 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,015 Half a shot of Hobo Loco 385 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,767 and a cup and a half of cranberry juice. 386 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,191 And here, what I just made... 387 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,859 a full shot of Hobo Loco 388 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:13,110 and four ounces... of Baileys. 389 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,485 What do you call that? 390 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:15,656 Death. 391 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,029 Bottoms up. 392 00:17:17,119 --> 00:17:20,578 - Cheers. - Cheers. 393 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,452 Motherfucker! 394 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:23,602 I can feel it in my eyeballs. 395 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,242 - Okay. - Hey, a round 396 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:28,829 of your best stuff for everybody, Kev-o! 397 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:30,630 Ingrid and I are pregnant. 398 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,716 - Oh! - No way! 399 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,383 Yeah. 400 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,655 - Here, try that. - It's true. Thank you so much. 401 00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,545 And not only that... 402 00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:40,550 We are gonna... 403 00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,851 We are having a, uh... That's really good. 404 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,737 Can I get... ...another one of those? 405 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,480 We are having a baby shower, and you're all invited. 406 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,899 - When? - Now! 407 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,443 Here. No gifts. We'll take money. 408 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:55,022 And our three unborn children thank you in advance. 409 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,116 Triplets? 410 00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,153 Sextuplets. 411 00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:58,700 Holy shit, is that, like, seven? 412 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,652 - Six. - No, no, no, no, no. 413 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,487 No, you told Dr. Kwan three. 414 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,642 I know what I said, but I know what I want. 415 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,352 But what I'm saying is that, uh, a verbal contract... 416 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:07,117 It is my body, my choice, Frank! 417 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,647 - ...in the state of Ill... - I am not gonna kill 418 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,003 - my babies. - Okay. Okay. 419 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,316 - We're gonna have all six! - Okay. 420 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,172 Six. Six! 421 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,216 Okay. It's okay. Everything's okay. 422 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,169 - Yeah? - Okay. 423 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,550 - It's all good. Yeah. - Six! 424 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,383 That's great, isn't it? 425 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,058 Ooh. 426 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,431 I can feel them now. 427 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,558 - You okay? - Yeah. 428 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,442 Yo. 429 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,768 Those are some pretty short shorts you got there. 430 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,319 Yeah, if the wind blows just right, 431 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,738 - you can see up the lining. - Hot. 432 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,241 So you're getting married. 433 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,820 I haven't decided yet. 434 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,117 Our moms were best friends. 435 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,202 We were dating when my mom got sick, 436 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,504 and she made him promise to take care of me 437 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,206 on her deathbed. 438 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,587 She was pretty loopy with all the pain meds at the end, 439 00:18:56,677 --> 00:19:00,671 but... now Boone thinks that means we have to get married. 440 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,097 He's a traditional guy, you know, 441 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,721 like, "a promise is a promise" and all that. 442 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,553 All right! Let's run this thing, huh? 443 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,058 You gonna run in those? 444 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:11,191 Yeah, why not? 445 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:13,062 That's what we ran in for Rangers training. 446 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,609 He'll still win the thing. 447 00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,028 Boone's won this five-K every time he's run it. 448 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,114 I don't know. 449 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,815 My man Lip's been running a lot. 450 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,320 Oh, you guys should race. 451 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,804 Winner gets to fuck me. 452 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,911 Loser should have to fuck her. 453 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,284 Well, then loser buys us beers at the Alibi. 454 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,894 - They're alcoholics, Cory. - Christ, Cory. 455 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,784 Cokes, then. Unclench your vaginas. 456 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,710 Come on. It'll be fun. 457 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,083 All right. 458 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,460 I'll go slow. I'll even wear my duffel. 459 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,335 Sure. 460 00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:40,714 All right. 461 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,843 Boone, you're with me in the van. 462 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,266 Whoo-hoo! Watch your step. 463 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,843 Hey, this isn't a piss-on-your-tree 464 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:48,937 type of thing, right? 465 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,137 'Cause I'm nobody's tree. 466 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,347 I can beat him. 467 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,022 Uh-huh. 468 00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:54,850 Sure. 469 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,191 Ahh. 470 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,905 It's vodka. 471 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,918 Next stop with transfer available 472 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,538 for the brown, purple, and blue lines. 473 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,745 Next stop with transfer available 474 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,502 for the brown, purple, and blue lines. 475 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,561 Hey, excuse me, sir? 476 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,764 Would you mind giving up your seat for this lady? 477 00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,354 No habla English. 478 00:20:36,444 --> 00:20:38,436 Dude. Dude. 479 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,486 You "hablos" inglés just fine. 480 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:43,816 She's pregnant and disabled, so get your fucking ass up. 481 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,025 - Lo siento. - Okay, 482 00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:46,576 Io siento get the fuck up. 483 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,452 There. Have a seat. 484 00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:55,456 Thanks, but I'm all right. 485 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,538 Are you fucking kidding me? 486 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,087 Okay, fine. 487 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,091 Fuck you. 488 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,424 You could've gotten up, too. 489 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:15,681 This is depressing. Can I please play video games? 490 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,143 No unnecessary electricity usage between ten and four. 491 00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,772 That's not even peak hours. 492 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:23,321 Hey, Debs. 493 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,820 - Thank you for watching him. - No problem. 494 00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,095 That'll just be an eight-dollar flat fee 495 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,405 - for facilities usage. - What? 496 00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,862 - Since when? - I take cash 497 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,618 or a personal check with a ten percent processing fee. 498 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:33,949 Well, how about that 499 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,909 minus a two-dollar immigrant labor fee, 500 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,063 since he's gonna clean your house 501 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,953 whether you want him to or not? 502 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:41,255 Deal. 503 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:44,088 Hey, listen, Santiago. 504 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,881 I know you can't understand anything I'm saying to you, 505 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,261 so I feel comfortable saying this. 506 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,514 We're gonna go look for your real family. 507 00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:55,015 Not that we're not your real family, 508 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:58,098 but we're gonna look for your real real... 509 00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,353 I can't. I-it's too hard. 510 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,796 - It's too much. - Come on, come on. 511 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,277 See you. 512 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,742 Liam. 513 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:11,912 Your share of the bills this month... $70. 514 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,579 I don't have $70. 515 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,407 Then make $70. 516 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,242 - I'm nine. - Carl and I ran 517 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,998 a day-care center when he was nine. 518 00:22:19,088 --> 00:22:20,088 Figure it out. 519 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,570 Carl. 520 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:56,202 Your share of the bill this month is $70. 521 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:57,602 I thought I already gave you all my money 522 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,618 to turn the water and electricity back on. 523 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,857 I thought you were making money charging those scooters. 524 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,641 Yeah, that's until the hipsters on the corner 525 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,673 unplugged my extension cord, which is weird, 526 00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:06,759 'cause I thought that was 527 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,836 the number-one transportation for hipsters. 528 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,215 Maybe you should get a real job 529 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:12,075 and stop hanging out with your girlfriend so much. 530 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,341 Even if I wanted to, I can't see Kelly anymore. 531 00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:15,471 What happened? 532 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:17,223 Apparently I'm bad for her, her dad says. 533 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,975 Ever since we started going out, 534 00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,333 her 20-mile run time has gone up, 535 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,189 upper-body strength has gone to shit. 536 00:23:22,276 --> 00:23:24,516 You know, I don't want to screw up her shot at Annapolis. 537 00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:26,269 That's weirdly unselfish of you. 538 00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:28,195 Yeah, plus, her dad said every gun he owns 539 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,944 has a bullet with my name on it. 540 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:32,679 Hey, Kelly. 541 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,114 Hey! 542 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,658 What are you doing here? 543 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,706 Just ran my 20 miles. 544 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,158 Well, jogged 'em, really. 545 00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,710 Who the fuck wants to run in this heat? Ah! 546 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,833 I don't think we're supposed to see each other. 547 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,712 "Supposed to" isn't a thing I'm doing anymore. 548 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,464 Oh, Fritos. 549 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,469 All I've ever wanted is to have kids. 550 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,267 What if none of these six embryos make it to term? 551 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,562 - Mm-hmm. - Or what if only three 552 00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:03,391 of the eggs are good and those are the three I got rid of? 553 00:24:03,484 --> 00:24:05,396 - Uh-huh. - Oh, and if I miscarry, 554 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,567 uh, that's it. 555 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,145 That's my chance to have children. 556 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:10,696 And I'll have no more frozen eggs to try again. 557 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,696 But what if you carry all six to term 558 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,995 and we end up with six kids? 559 00:24:17,081 --> 00:24:19,118 Wouldn't that be great? 560 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,666 Dr. Kwan. Hi, it's Ingrid. 561 00:24:22,753 --> 00:24:25,211 Yeah, I-I-I want to cancel my reduction. 562 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,085 - We're keeping all six. - The hell you are! 563 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,586 I am not losing my medical license 564 00:24:29,677 --> 00:24:31,213 - over six white babies... - Jesus. 565 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,919 ...and their psycho mother. 566 00:24:33,013 --> 00:24:34,693 I think we're gonna need someplace to hide. 567 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,506 I will find you and vacuum... 568 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,092 And he was like, No "hablos" inglés. 569 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:42,099 Sorry, you don't have to "hablos" inglés 570 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:44,977 t-to see that a pregnant woman on crutches 571 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:46,854 - needs a seat. - Yeah. 572 00:24:46,944 --> 00:24:48,004 You would think. 573 00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:50,020 Eliza, call the police. 574 00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,257 I'm on a completion deadline, 575 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,676 so I don't have time to fuck around, Fiona. 576 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,460 Just tell me how much you want for the tools. 577 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:57,986 - I don't have them. - Five hundred. 578 00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,946 - A thousand. - Fuck off. 579 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,977 I'll give you $1,500 if you give them to me right now. 580 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:03,583 I know you could use the money. 581 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,107 - I don't need... - Fiona, come on! 582 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:14,656 - ...your money! - Little help, please? 583 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,320 Get out of here, Ford. Get her some water. 584 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:17,409 I don't need anything from you! 585 00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,265 - Hey. - I want my tools, Fiona. 586 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,808 - Yeah? - I want them. 587 00:25:20,894 --> 00:25:22,163 Hey, you just got your cast off. 588 00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,248 - How about some free coffee... - Fuck! 589 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,499 ...for any customers who felt that 590 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,355 their safety was compromised? 591 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,525 So sorry about that, everyone. 592 00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,693 - So sorry. - I can't fucking believe... 593 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:31,779 Oh, excuse me. 594 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:33,776 No. Did you just fucking touch my ass? 595 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:35,135 - Whoa, whoa! - Hey, Fiona! 596 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,886 - Come on! Fiona! - I fucking felt you! 597 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:38,346 - I felt you do it! - Allan, please! Fuck! 598 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,810 - Let's go! - Fiona, come on. 599 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:40,932 - Let's go. - What is wrong with you? 600 00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,494 Get off of me! Stop! You cannot touch people! 601 00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:45,075 Li-Lilli? How about if we get this guy 602 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,286 a couple of free burgers if he promises not to sue? 603 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,120 I'm so sorry. 604 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,705 So sorry, you guys. 605 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,506 It's all good. Enjoy your meals. 606 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:53,862 It's all good. 607 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,093 Sit down. 608 00:25:57,848 --> 00:25:59,680 Sit down! 609 00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:03,635 Drink this and calm the fuck down. 610 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,170 Do you know what I did when I found Roger 611 00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:11,651 in bed with my sister? 612 00:26:11,737 --> 00:26:13,444 I started boxing. 613 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,175 Look, I'm doing a class after our shift today. 614 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,239 Why don't you come with me 615 00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:19,026 and find a safer place for this aggression? 616 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:39,925 Any of them look like Uncle Jose? 617 00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:42,803 All of them look like him. 618 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,179 No, no, no. Uh, um... 619 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:47,762 N-n-necessito, um... 620 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,269 Are any of you Jose Gomez? 621 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,976 - Sí, sí, sí. - Oh, you got to be kidding me. 622 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,982 Uh, do any of you Joses have a nephew 623 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,358 named Santiago? 624 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,609 Sí. 625 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:00,650 Are any of you Joses illegal? 626 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:43,555 Get your ass home 627 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,787 right now, young lady, or I'm taking your truck keys... 628 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:47,114 What are you doing? 629 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:48,823 Making this house cost-efficient. 630 00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:51,375 Adding insulation to the attic, welding leaking pipes, 631 00:27:51,461 --> 00:27:53,202 adding timers to light switches. 632 00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:54,879 Where are you? 633 00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:57,708 No, I'm not at Carl's. 634 00:27:57,801 --> 00:27:58,862 Then where are you, 635 00:27:58,886 --> 00:27:59,946 and when are you coming home? 636 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,427 My whereabouts are confidential. 637 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:02,782 Not from your father, they're not. 638 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,264 I'll let you know when the information gets declassified. 639 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,717 That's it. That's the last... 640 00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:09,347 God, if I knew pissing off my dad 641 00:28:09,438 --> 00:28:12,852 would be this much fun, I would've started years ago. 642 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,682 Um... 643 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,484 I don't think we should be seeing each other anymore. 644 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,364 - Um, why? - Uh, because... 645 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,401 you're not... hot enough. 646 00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,199 I'm not "hot enough"? 647 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,996 - Right. - For you? 648 00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:31,665 Mm... 649 00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:32,752 Hello, sir? 650 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:33,938 We had a deal, Gallagher. 651 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:36,295 Uh, now's really not a good time. Uh... 652 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,124 Sorry, Carl Gallagher's phone is out of service. 653 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,676 He'll call you back never. 654 00:28:41,762 --> 00:28:43,378 What the fuck? Why you always got to be 655 00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:44,532 throwing my phone like that? 656 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:46,513 - Ow, ow, ow! - What did he offer you? 657 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,681 - Nothing. - Bullshit! 658 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,976 - A spot at West Point? - No. 659 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:52,850 We... then why are you breaking up with me? 660 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:55,314 I don't want to mess your future up. 661 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,561 Your run times have been up, 662 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:57,837 your test scores have been down 663 00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,272 ever since you met me. 664 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:00,673 I don't want to screw up your shot to Annapolis. 665 00:29:00,697 --> 00:29:03,064 What if I don't want to go to Annapolis? 666 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:04,774 What if I'm sick of working so hard? 667 00:29:04,868 --> 00:29:07,451 What if... I just want to stay here and eat Fritos 668 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:08,640 with your family and watch TV 669 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:10,451 and enjoy life for once? 670 00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:13,157 Getting your ass kicked by a girl again, Carl? 671 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,772 Why are you walking like that? 672 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,577 Just beat a superhero in a five-K. 673 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,083 What? 674 00:29:18,173 --> 00:29:20,881 He was wearing a 60-pound duffel and combat boots, so... 675 00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:23,381 I'm not sure it was that impressive. 676 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:24,756 Hey. You got our money? 677 00:29:24,846 --> 00:29:26,132 Hey. 678 00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:29,682 Yeah, here. Some cash from today. 679 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,608 - Uh, Fiona, you still owe us... - I'll get it. 680 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:33,644 Calm down. 681 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,517 We're pregnant, and we're hiding 682 00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:37,894 from a North Korean fertility specialist, 683 00:29:37,985 --> 00:29:41,103 so make room, my practice family. 684 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,653 We are moving in. 685 00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:44,480 I'm sorry, y-you're what, now? 686 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,860 We're hiding from a North Korean 687 00:29:45,951 --> 00:29:47,192 fertility specialist. 688 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,868 - No... - You're pregnant? 689 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:51,287 - Correct! - With six kids! 690 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:53,990 - Yay. - Oh, that's hysterical. 691 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,868 W-why is that funny? 692 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:59,796 Oh, uh, how are you gonna support them? 693 00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:02,464 Hold on, you're saying I can't support six kids? 694 00:30:02,551 --> 00:30:04,008 - No. - Absolutely not. 695 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,336 I supported the six of you the first time. 696 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:08,387 You didn't support one of us the first time. 697 00:30:08,473 --> 00:30:11,762 If I didn't support you, how did you turn out so well? 698 00:30:11,852 --> 00:30:13,764 Bankrupt with anger issues? 699 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:15,595 Recovering alcoholic. 700 00:30:15,689 --> 00:30:17,555 Sexually confused teen mom. 701 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:18,890 Military psychopath. 702 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:21,271 And let's not forget about the arsonist felon. 703 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:23,819 Okay, but Liam is turning out okay. 704 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,612 Liam woke up the other night screaming, 705 00:30:25,699 --> 00:30:27,031 "Don't leave me with Frank!" 706 00:30:27,117 --> 00:30:29,404 Well, you're alive. 707 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:32,703 Do you know how many parents murder their children? 708 00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:36,408 But you all have blossomed into massively flawed humans 709 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,164 because I allowed you. 710 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,422 You... you make yourself at home, Ingrid. 711 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:45,340 Oh, where are you going? 712 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:49,592 To prove this sorry lot of spilled seed wrong. 713 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,642 You all should be ashamed 714 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,685 for talking to your father that way. 715 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,639 But could you get me some scissors... 716 00:30:59,733 --> 00:31:02,020 glue, a-and some magazines? 717 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,693 I'd like to begin my vision board. 718 00:31:04,780 --> 00:31:07,397 Oh, safety scissors. Nothing too sharp. 719 00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,323 I think my medication's wearing off. 720 00:31:12,245 --> 00:31:14,862 Step right up and help build a border wall. 721 00:31:14,956 --> 00:31:15,992 A buck a brick. 722 00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:18,621 Keep illegals out of the South Side. 723 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,497 Thank you. 724 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,953 - No. - Thank you. 725 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,358 Thanks for making America great again. 726 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,339 - Por favor, no. - Thank you. 727 00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:30,837 Dios mío, no. 728 00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:32,172 Thank you. 729 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:40,688 I'll bet you this place is chock-full of illegal Mexicans. 730 00:31:40,774 --> 00:31:42,231 Uncle Jose is Guatemalan. 731 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,795 Shouldn't we go to the Guatemalan place 732 00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:44,819 down the street? 733 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,360 We'll go there next. 734 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,326 This place has chocolate-dipped ice cream tacos. 735 00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,575 Hola. 736 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:55,074 Necesito uno "chocolate" - dipped taco. 737 00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:56,163 Dos. 738 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,614 Dos "chocolate" - dipped tacos. 739 00:31:57,707 --> 00:32:01,667 And also... have you seen this man on the right? 740 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,745 His name is Jose Gomez. 741 00:32:03,839 --> 00:32:05,956 We have his nephew Santiago. He's illegal. 742 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:09,838 Yo, Jose, are you illegal? These guys are looking for you. 743 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,635 Shit, Kev! It's him! 744 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,157 We come in peace, Jose! Jose! 745 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,367 Hold on! Wait, wait, wait, wait! 746 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,749 No, no, no, no! Wait, wait! 747 00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,373 - Don't shoot, don't shoot! - Freeze! On the ground! 748 00:32:20,397 --> 00:32:21,513 Stay down. 749 00:32:21,606 --> 00:32:22,767 Hands where I can see 'em. 750 00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:27,059 So is this your first time boxing? 751 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:29,737 Uh, boxing? Yeah. Throwing a punch? No. 752 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,234 I'm South Side, so... 753 00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:33,407 - Where about? - North Wallace. 754 00:32:33,493 --> 00:32:35,173 Grew up on the corner of Homan and Leonard. 755 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,612 The puke-colored house? 756 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:38,992 The shit-colored house, yes. 757 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,917 Um, your left wrist, it looks a little atrophied. 758 00:32:43,003 --> 00:32:44,960 Uh, yeah, I-I broke it a while ago. 759 00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:47,709 - When'd you get the cast off? - This morning? 760 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:50,337 And you decided boxing was the best first thing to do. 761 00:32:50,427 --> 00:32:52,089 Well, South Side, so... 762 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,795 Yeah. So what I want you to do 763 00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,199 is just mark through on your punches 764 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,743 and don't throw any of them full force. 765 00:32:57,017 --> 00:32:58,849 - All right. - I'll see you in there. 766 00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:10,645 - Booze for you. - Oh, thank you. 767 00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:12,605 No booze for you. 768 00:33:12,699 --> 00:33:15,737 Um... that was a good effort today, man. 769 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,263 You know, no hard feelings, though, all right? 770 00:33:17,287 --> 00:33:19,153 Yeah, no sweat. 771 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,142 Everyone wins when you're running for cancer, right? 772 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:22,702 Sure, sure. 773 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,078 Boone. 774 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:25,626 Where's my drink? 775 00:33:25,712 --> 00:33:27,795 Yes. 776 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:29,247 I think he really likes you. 777 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,674 I'm extremely likeable. 778 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,922 So, um... 779 00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,969 where's he staying tonight? 780 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,722 I think he's staying with me. 781 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,429 Is he? 782 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,728 I mean, it was a surprise. 783 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:45,041 I can't have him stay with Cory. 784 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:46,065 She'd eat him alive. 785 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:47,435 Right. 786 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,813 What, is this a big deal? 787 00:33:49,903 --> 00:33:51,986 No. Uh, no, not at all. 788 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:57,701 - Yes! - Nice shot. 789 00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,743 Boone, you and me in the finals. 790 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,320 Let's do it. 791 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,957 All right, rack 'em. You break. 792 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:08,377 You seem to be handling this all pretty well. 793 00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:10,830 Yeah, why shouldn't I be? 794 00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:13,837 'Cause they had sex in my guest room last time he was on leave. 795 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:15,238 It sounded like he was murdering her. 796 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:18,032 Look, she's not my girlfriend, all right? 797 00:34:18,056 --> 00:34:19,217 We can fuck whoever we want. 798 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:21,765 So make her your girlfriend if you like her. 799 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,763 "Girlfriend" implies a future. 800 00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:25,264 Futures aren't her thing. 801 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:26,516 Yeah, she says that, 802 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:29,394 but it's just a bullshit self-protection thing. 803 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:31,771 Tami took her mom's death the hardest. 804 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:34,319 She tells people she's not gonna live past 40, 805 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,092 pretends like she doesn't care if she doesn't have a future. 806 00:34:36,116 --> 00:34:38,699 Shots, please. Shots over here. 807 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:43,200 You and me in the consolation game after they finish, yeah? 808 00:34:44,374 --> 00:34:45,785 Lip? 809 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,037 Yeah. Yeah, sure. 810 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:55,945 Did you have to pull a gun on him? 811 00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:57,130 You see a brown guy running, 812 00:34:57,220 --> 00:34:58,711 you assume he did something wrong. 813 00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:00,387 But you're a black guy. 814 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:02,034 Oh, you'd think that'd make a difference, wouldn't you? 815 00:35:02,058 --> 00:35:04,095 He didn't do anything wrong. 816 00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,392 He doesn't have any papers. 817 00:35:05,478 --> 00:35:07,811 What are you gonna do with him now? 818 00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:13,901 Fuck! 819 00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:15,819 - Fly, my Mexican friend! - Guatemalan! 820 00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:18,067 Guatemalan friend! 821 00:35:18,158 --> 00:35:19,615 Fly! 822 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:23,740 Higher, just a little bit hi-higher. 823 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:24,946 Higher, higher. Yeah, yeah. 824 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,498 Right next to that little black kid 825 00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:29,871 with his arm around the komodo dragon. 826 00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:32,169 Perfect. 827 00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:33,255 Thanks, honey. 828 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:36,006 So what's the point of a vision board? 829 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,879 You find images 830 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,131 that-that indicate what you want out of life, 831 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:42,463 and you put them on a board so you can see them. 832 00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:46,016 It inspires you to make those things manifest. 833 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,310 You know, you guys should have vision boards. 834 00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:50,263 - Uh, no. - I don't know. 835 00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:51,723 Oh, come on. 836 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,729 You're young. Your futures are ahead of you. 837 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,856 What do you want out of life? 838 00:36:20,303 --> 00:36:23,011 Howdy-do. Rhonda, my old friend. 839 00:36:23,098 --> 00:36:24,098 How are you? 840 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,718 I'll be great in 30 seconds 841 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:27,846 when I kick your behind out of here. 842 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:30,519 Not before I apply for welfare for my children. 843 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,267 Most of your kids are too old. 844 00:36:32,357 --> 00:36:34,394 Uh, not the old set. 845 00:36:34,484 --> 00:36:37,227 Got some new ones coming in about eight and a half months. 846 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,652 Oh, how many? 847 00:36:38,738 --> 00:36:41,321 - Could be as many as six. - Mm, six. 848 00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:42,944 How many women did you get pregnant? 849 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:46,072 Just the one. I'm very virile. 850 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,994 The thing is, the old set doesn't think 851 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:50,073 I'm gonna be able to provide for the new set. 852 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:53,910 Oh. The old set is smarter than I figured they'd be. 853 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,370 And I'd like to prove them wrong. 854 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,423 And going on welfare is how you plan to do that? 855 00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:02,593 I've done the math. 856 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:05,759 Start my checks now. 857 00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:08,091 I'll invest the money in Bitcoin. 858 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,846 You know your way out. 859 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:12,144 Come on, Rhonda. Help a brother out. 860 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,096 Excuse me? 861 00:37:14,190 --> 00:37:15,751 "Bitcoin billionaire." You've heard the phrase? 862 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,856 My kids will be set. 863 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:19,481 I'll never have to bother you or the state of Illinois again. 864 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:22,530 I will see you in nine months. 865 00:37:24,451 --> 00:37:25,737 That's your final word? 866 00:37:25,827 --> 00:37:27,193 - Yes. - Fine. 867 00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:29,279 This is why people hate big government. 868 00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,238 It's all these bureaucratic rules. 869 00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:34,621 I'm just trying to help. I'm coming up with solutions. 870 00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:37,169 The only solution is to drain the swamp. 871 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:43,588 All right, guys. Come on. 872 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:49,632 There you go. 873 00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:52,343 - You good? - Yeah. 874 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,973 All right, guys. 875 00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:57,773 So it's gonna be jab, cross, jab, cross, and then boom. 876 00:37:57,859 --> 00:37:59,170 I want you to put your full force into the hook. 877 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,186 - Okay. - Got it? All right, cool. 878 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:04,071 Nice. 879 00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:05,384 Don't stop breathing, okay? I want you guys to hear 880 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:06,808 you guys breathing before every hit. 881 00:38:06,868 --> 00:38:08,012 - Try again. - Okay. 882 00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:10,528 Nice. 883 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:12,409 Made it through, girl. 884 00:38:12,499 --> 00:38:14,115 Okay, you're new, 885 00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:15,791 so I want you to go slow with it, okay? 886 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:16,877 Mm-hmm. 887 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,105 Take it easy on your left wrist. 888 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,529 If you get lost, that's your target. 889 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:23,128 - Ready? - Yep. 890 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:24,675 Nice, nice. Again. 891 00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:25,761 - Boom... Oh! - Ooh. 892 00:38:25,762 --> 00:38:27,503 - Sorry. - Fuck. 893 00:38:27,597 --> 00:38:30,305 That's okay. Uh, let's try again. 894 00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,552 Ooh! 895 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,353 Fuck! 896 00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:38,055 Oh! 897 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,481 You all right? 898 00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:42,651 Jesus Christ. 899 00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:45,480 Oh, man. Is it bad? 900 00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:47,865 Sí. 901 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:49,783 ♪♪ Hold on ♪♪ 902 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:56,619 Boom, bitches! Fork it over. 903 00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,248 Hey, Dirk. 904 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,079 Think you could take my friend here? 905 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:06,004 - This little Mexican tamale? - He's Guatemalan. 906 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:11,593 Whatever. It'll be like stealing candy from a piñata. 907 00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:27,489 Yes! 908 00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:30,149 That's a hell of a left hook you got. 909 00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:32,280 You really put your hip into that one. 910 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,202 Yeah, sorry. South Side. 911 00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:36,781 Yeah, you warned me. 912 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:40,452 I, uh... I get off in a couple hours. 913 00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:43,413 Maybe you, uh, buy me a drink to make up for it? 914 00:39:44,799 --> 00:39:46,916 I just broke your nose. 915 00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,922 You think I want to buy you a fucking drink? 916 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:50,447 - Here we go. - So, no? 917 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,554 You know, apparently, you can throw plates at a guy. 918 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:53,701 - Throw plates? - You can break 919 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:54,785 their fucking nose, and still, 920 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,641 they think that you're hiding their tools 921 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,685 - or you want to fuck them. - I didn't say that. 922 00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:00,499 - Not related things, Fiona. - They are related. 923 00:40:00,523 --> 00:40:03,061 You know why? 'Cause all men are fucking scum. 924 00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:04,892 All... of... them! 925 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:07,649 - Sorry, Rob. - Yeah, sorry, Rob. 926 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,947 Sorry about your nose, Rob. I hope it heals crooked. 927 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,802 - All right, come on, girl. - Just wanted a drink. 928 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,909 - Rob. - Get it together. 929 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:29,132 Looks like my timing's pretty good. 930 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:31,255 Christ. 931 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:33,338 How, uh... how'd you get in here? 932 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:34,638 Debbie. 933 00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:36,431 - Oh. - So you shower at night? 934 00:40:36,517 --> 00:40:39,100 No, Cory puked on me at the Alibi. 935 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:42,521 You know, uh, you Tamiettis can really hold your liquor. 936 00:40:42,607 --> 00:40:43,893 You get Cami to puke on you, 937 00:40:43,983 --> 00:40:45,085 you'll have a Tamietti hat trick. 938 00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:51,522 Look, I get how all this could be weird for you. 939 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,154 Yeah, I, um... 940 00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:56,826 I'm not entirely sure how it's not weird for you. 941 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:00,743 Dead soul probably. 942 00:41:04,379 --> 00:41:06,792 It's cool the way you're just rolling with it, though. 943 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,377 I just wanted to say that. 944 00:41:11,636 --> 00:41:14,879 Hey, um... 945 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:16,930 - where's Boone? - Asleep. 946 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,382 Still on haji time. 947 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:21,719 Yeah, uh... Um, I don't think so. 948 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,395 What? 949 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,067 Did you fuck him? 950 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:35,616 Does it matter? 951 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,198 Yeah, the guy thinks you're marrying him. 952 00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:41,701 So maybe it should matter to you, yeah. 953 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:43,999 Okay, well, why don't you give me a list of things 954 00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:47,044 that should matter to me, and I'll get right on it. 955 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,649 You know, not everybody rolls with things 956 00:41:48,673 --> 00:41:50,130 like you, all right? 957 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:54,551 Okay. That is good to know. 958 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:05,604 That's a beautiful vision board, Carl. 959 00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,556 Isn't this magnificent? 960 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,772 Kelly? 961 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:14,173 Why don't you tell us about it? 962 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,485 Well, at the bottom are the hardships 963 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:18,387 Kelly's helped me realize I need to overcome... 964 00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:22,371 you know, being poor, shitty parents, prison. 965 00:42:22,457 --> 00:42:26,326 And at the top is how I'm gonna overcome those hardships... 966 00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:28,502 by killing for our country. 967 00:42:28,588 --> 00:42:31,126 Oh, outstanding. 968 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:33,332 All right, honey. 969 00:42:33,926 --> 00:42:36,134 Why don't you tell us about yours? 970 00:42:39,390 --> 00:42:41,131 Vision boarding sucks. 971 00:42:41,601 --> 00:42:44,639 No, what about your goals and your dreams? 972 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:48,222 I don't have any goals or dreams. 973 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:53,019 All right. Tell us about that. 974 00:42:58,284 --> 00:43:00,867 The Major always just had them for me. 975 00:43:01,746 --> 00:43:03,863 Graduate at the top of your class, 976 00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:06,198 go to a service academy, become an officer, 977 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:08,579 get your legs blown off. 978 00:43:08,669 --> 00:43:11,286 - Your dad's kind of awesome. - My dad is an ass-munch. 979 00:43:12,173 --> 00:43:14,711 You know, I've never really had anyone tell me what to do, 980 00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:17,259 but now I know what my life calling is... 981 00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:19,928 to protect our country and fight for our freedoms. 982 00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:24,224 What if my calling is to get fat on a couch 983 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:26,302 and have your babies? 984 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:28,352 How fat are we talking? 985 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,354 You can do whatever you want. 986 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,230 You just have to decide. 987 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:43,201 - Come on. - Where are we going? 988 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:52,377 This stuff is liquid paradise. 989 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,089 Hey, why don't you just leave the bottle? 990 00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:59,009 - You gonna pay for a bottle? - Just give it to him. 991 00:43:59,095 --> 00:44:00,757 Good riddance to that horse piss. 992 00:44:00,847 --> 00:44:02,324 You're a Nubian queen, V. 993 00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:03,884 Uh-uh, no, sir, not from you. 994 00:44:03,975 --> 00:44:05,682 You find Santiago's uncle? 995 00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:08,135 Oh, yeah, found him and then lost him. 996 00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,262 - Ready? - Yep. 997 00:44:12,358 --> 00:44:13,974 Six kids... 998 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:18,608 times four years at Northwestern per kid 999 00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:22,408 times 73,000 a year. 1000 00:44:22,493 --> 00:44:24,826 One million, seven hundred and fifty-two thousand dollars. 1001 00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:27,074 Wow, fuck, that's a kick in the nuts. 1002 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,827 Jesus! 1003 00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:31,784 "Dreams dead? You're our man. Be the Hobo Loco Man." 1004 00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:33,119 Kev, what is this? 1005 00:44:33,212 --> 00:44:35,329 It's one of those flyers from the Hobo Loco box. 1006 00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:38,416 "We're looking for someone who has perfected the art 1007 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:42,173 of making the best of what little life has... 1008 00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:43,263 given them." 1009 00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:46,173 They're holding a competition 1010 00:44:46,267 --> 00:44:50,386 to choose the Hobo Loco spokesperson. 1011 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:53,142 The winner gets a $50,000 contract 1012 00:44:53,232 --> 00:44:56,191 to be in a social-media campaign. 1013 00:44:56,277 --> 00:44:59,987 Well, that'll get one kid half a semester at Northwestern. 1014 00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:02,860 Do you know how many people 1015 00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:06,819 have parlayed social media-ness into fame and fortune? 1016 00:45:06,913 --> 00:45:08,575 None. 1017 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,951 Oh. 1018 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:12,999 This is me. 1019 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:15,619 I'm the Hobo Loco Man. 1020 00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,629 ♪♪ Girl, I love you ♪♪ 1021 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,881 ♪♪ You keep it wild ♪♪ 1022 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,928 ♪♪ And these eyes of mine ♪♪ 1023 00:45:26,015 --> 00:45:28,348 ♪♪ Gaze upon no one else ♪♪ 1024 00:45:28,434 --> 00:45:30,926 ♪♪ It's a raising high... ♪♪ 1025 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:32,556 So you are fucking other people. 1026 00:45:32,647 --> 00:45:36,516 ♪♪ You got me questioning whether my head's right ♪♪ 1027 00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:42,446 ♪♪ Whoa ♪♪ 1028 00:45:44,325 --> 00:45:46,317 ♪♪ Yeah, yeah ♪♪ 1029 00:45:55,670 --> 00:45:58,583 It is now after 2300 hours. 1030 00:45:58,673 --> 00:46:00,113 From this moment on, 1031 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:03,008 you will owe me 20 push-ups for every minute... 1032 00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:05,256 ...that you aren't here. 1033 00:46:05,346 --> 00:46:06,553 - Where the hell... - Sit down. 1034 00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:07,971 You will refer to me by my title! 1035 00:46:08,057 --> 00:46:09,844 Sit... down! 1036 00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:25,571 Um, what's happening? 1037 00:46:25,658 --> 00:46:28,651 Shut up. I'm vision-boarding. 1038 00:46:30,705 --> 00:46:32,537 I want to go to Annapolis. 1039 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:33,830 - I do. - Then I sugge... 1040 00:46:33,916 --> 00:46:36,078 But I want to be with Carl, too. 1041 00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:38,125 I want to hang out 1042 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,204 and eat trans fat every once in a while, 1043 00:46:40,298 --> 00:46:42,164 maybe skip a run here and there. 1044 00:46:42,258 --> 00:46:43,624 I want to not do extra crunches 1045 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,630 every time I misname a naval vessel. 1046 00:46:45,720 --> 00:46:48,007 And I want to call you "Dad." 1047 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:49,950 And I want it to be okay if I'm having 1048 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:53,138 what you think is an unacceptable day! 1049 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:55,344 And if either of you have a problem with that, 1050 00:46:55,438 --> 00:46:57,350 then you can step the fuck up right now, 1051 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,181 and let's solve it! 1052 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,403 Uh, I'm... I'm good. 1053 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,445 I don't have a problem. 1054 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:11,780 Okay. 1055 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:16,035 And I'll be at the Gallaghers' three nights a week. 1056 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:17,912 No. Five. 1057 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:20,043 Debbie's gonna charge me money, 1058 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:21,916 so I need a raise in my allowance. 1059 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,206 Fine. 1060 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,882 Yeah, I'm down with that. 1061 00:47:26,635 --> 00:47:30,128 Okay, then. Carl, let's go. 1062 00:47:30,222 --> 00:47:33,340 Fuck the tent. We're having sex in my room. 1063 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:38,853 Carl! 1064 00:47:40,691 --> 00:47:42,478 I better go. 1065 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:44,651 Yeah, I guess you better. 1066 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:08,091 May I help you? 1067 00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:10,635 - How come my key doesn't work? - I changed the locks. 1068 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:12,481 You have the rest of the cash you owe me yet? 1069 00:48:22,566 --> 00:48:24,558 Fifty-one twenty-five. Nice job. 1070 00:48:24,652 --> 00:48:26,860 When you get the other 18.75, I'll get you a key. 1071 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:30,155 - Come on in, Santiago. - How come he gets to go in? 1072 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:32,107 Kev and V paid in advance. 1073 00:48:35,663 --> 00:48:38,656 I knew you were an asshole. 1074 00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,365 I knew it. 1075 00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:50,463 And you "felt a responsibility to me." 1076 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:53,341 Really? 1077 00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:55,798 You don't hurt someone... 1078 00:48:55,891 --> 00:49:00,010 ...you feel responsibility for, do you? 1079 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:01,720 No. 1080 00:49:01,814 --> 00:49:05,854 Wow, that really took the shit out of that one. 1081 00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:22,874 All right. 1082 00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,167 What do you do? 1083 00:49:31,260 --> 00:49:34,503 God. 1084 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:39,219 Ow! 1085 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:41,597 Fuck. 1086 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,167 Hey. 1087 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:12,290 What do you want? 1088 00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:17,337 Is, uh, Boone still asleep? 1089 00:50:17,431 --> 00:50:18,842 Yeah. 1090 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,302 I fucked your sister. 1091 00:50:31,070 --> 00:50:34,404 You're really working hard for that Tamietti hat trick. 1092 00:50:34,490 --> 00:50:36,698 Jesus. That doesn't bother you? 1093 00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:37,900 Nope. 1094 00:50:37,993 --> 00:50:39,985 Okay. 1095 00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:41,945 Well, I don't know what to say, Lip. 1096 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,952 That shit just... it doesn't bother me. 1097 00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:46,912 Why? 1098 00:50:48,671 --> 00:50:51,254 I mean, why? Why do you care so little? 1099 00:50:51,340 --> 00:50:53,423 Is it 'cause of what happened to your mom or...? 1100 00:50:53,509 --> 00:50:54,966 My mom? 1101 00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:59,296 My mom died of cancer, you fucking asshole. 1102 00:50:59,390 --> 00:51:01,973 What, and you think she'd want you to just give up? 1103 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:04,016 Hey, shit's happened to me, too. 1104 00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:06,390 That doesn't mean I don't feel things. 1105 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,124 Now you're feeling things for me all the sudden? 1106 00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:09,980 No, that's not what I said. Not for you. 1107 00:51:10,067 --> 00:51:11,808 I just mean in general. 1108 00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:20,738 All right. 1109 00:51:21,704 --> 00:51:22,911 Good talk. 1110 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,865 It bothers me. 1111 00:51:34,341 --> 00:51:35,627 It... 1112 00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:39,089 bothers me that you fucked Cory. 1113 00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:41,546 I mean... Of course it bothers me. 1114 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:43,597 Christ, I... 1115 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:47,678 I mean, it bothers you that I fucked Boone, right? 1116 00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:48,932 Yeah, it does. 1117 00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:50,847 Well... 1118 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:54,819 Good. 1119 00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:57,111 Good. 1120 00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:59,234 Great. 1121 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:02,195 Great. 1122 00:52:02,286 --> 00:52:07,202 ♪♪ Oh, but if you're leaving, I got to know why... ♪♪ 1123 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,328 So maybe just don't fuck Boone anymore. 1124 00:52:09,418 --> 00:52:10,750 Fine. 1125 00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:14,166 - Don't fuck Cory anymore. - Yeah, fine. 1126 00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:15,757 Fine. 1127 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:18,458 ♪♪ And I love you through the night ♪♪ 1128 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:28,719 Okay. 1129 00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:30,887 Okay. 1130 00:52:44,578 --> 00:52:46,319 What the fuck? 1131 00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:48,621 Debbie changed the locks. 1132 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,203 Ugh. 1133 00:52:51,293 --> 00:52:52,829 Jesus. 1134 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:56,504 She won't let any of us in until we pay what we owe her. 1135 00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:01,710 Is there room over there for me? 1136 00:53:02,805 --> 00:53:06,719 ♪♪ And if I can't have you, then no one ever will ♪♪ 1137 00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:12,266 ♪♪ Oh, if I can't have you, no one ever will... ♪♪ 1138 00:53:19,405 --> 00:53:23,240 You're never gonna screw over women, are you? 1139 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:24,907 I don't know. 1140 00:53:26,662 --> 00:53:28,119 You don't know? 1141 00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,538 I don't know if I'm into women. 1142 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,957 ♪♪ I don't feel it till it hurts sometimes... ♪♪ 1143 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:34,830 Oh. 1144 00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,661 Still keeping my options open. 1145 00:53:36,755 --> 00:53:39,793 ♪♪ I want ours to be an endless song ♪♪ 1146 00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,215 ♪♪ Baby, in my eyes ♪♪ 1147 00:53:41,301 --> 00:53:42,337 Okay. 1148 00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:43,589 ♪♪ You do no wrong ♪♪ 1149 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:44,840 ♪♪ I don't feel it... ♪♪ 1150 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:46,762 I promise. 1151 00:53:48,726 --> 00:53:49,842 Promise what? 1152 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,560 To never screw over women. 1153 00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:58,061 ♪♪ Oh, I sing all day ♪♪ 1154 00:53:58,152 --> 00:54:01,736 ♪♪ And I love you through the night... ♪♪ 1155 00:54:01,822 --> 00:54:03,279 Thanks. 1156 00:54:07,536 --> 00:54:10,324 You get the rest of the money you owe us? 1157 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,536 Nope. 1158 00:54:15,627 --> 00:54:17,539 This doesn't mean you don't owe us. 1159 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,461 ♪♪ Oh, I sing all day ♪♪ 1160 00:54:22,551 --> 00:54:25,794 ♪♪ And I love you through the night ♪♪ 1161 00:54:29,224 --> 00:54:33,343 ♪♪ My country 'tis of thee ♪♪ 1162 00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:37,852 ♪♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪♪ 1163 00:54:37,941 --> 00:54:42,231 ♪♪ Of thee I sing ♪♪ 1164 00:54:42,321 --> 00:54:46,531 ♪♪ Land where my fathers died ♪♪ 1165 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:50,987 ♪♪ Land of the pilgrims' pride ♪♪ 1166 00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:55,289 ♪♪ From every mountainside ♪♪ 1167 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:59,995 ♪♪ Let freedom ring ♪♪