1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,786 Jesus Christ, it's you again? 2 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,039 I guess we've been gone for a while, so... 3 00:00:08,133 --> 00:00:09,133 here's what happened. 4 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,925 Oh, shit. Wait. 5 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,468 You guys invited Jabby? 6 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,341 Last time I saw you, you asked me to dinner. 7 00:00:14,431 --> 00:00:15,547 That offer still good? 8 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,001 What, you want to go on a date now? 9 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,119 You know, I haven't fucked that much 10 00:00:18,143 --> 00:00:19,162 since seventh grade summer camp. 11 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:20,347 You wanna do this again? 12 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:21,437 Yeah. 13 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,055 For our future baby. 14 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:26,106 Hell no. Over my dead damn body. 15 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,401 You think I'm fucking getting pregnant again? 16 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:31,571 If you wanna talk about adopting a newborn, 17 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:32,818 we can discuss it. 18 00:00:32,908 --> 00:00:34,194 We're gonna have a baby? 19 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,241 Not really. 20 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:37,328 Major Keefe? 21 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:39,369 He's my dad. Is that a clip-on tie? 22 00:00:39,456 --> 00:00:41,197 Yeah. I don't know how to tie a real one. 23 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:42,291 No shit. 24 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,867 There's a loophole for West Point. 25 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:45,247 It's there in the fine print. 26 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:46,623 - I want you to get in. - Why? 27 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,753 Because I want my boyfriend to be West Point, Cadet. 28 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:49,799 I'm your boyfriend? 29 00:00:49,841 --> 00:00:51,503 Yes. 30 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:53,821 Since when do you have a lady, Frank? 31 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:57,179 She does run a bit hot in terms of mental illness. 32 00:00:59,601 --> 00:01:01,183 Eat the Brie. 33 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:02,330 Well, it's not about what it looks like now. 34 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:03,561 It's about what it's gonna be. 35 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:05,208 Is this the thing Whitford sucked you into? 36 00:01:05,232 --> 00:01:06,814 Don't forget my 25K. 37 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,857 Yeah, you don't have enough revenue 38 00:01:08,944 --> 00:01:10,560 to carry a third loan. 39 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:11,861 Patty and I are separated. 40 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,174 That didn't look separated to me. 41 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:14,609 We're getting a divorce. 42 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,942 Why wouldn't you just tell me that you're married? 43 00:01:17,035 --> 00:01:18,742 Take your fucking hands off my car! 44 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:22,392 You know, let's figure this out. 45 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:23,768 I mean, how deep are you in the hole? 46 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,203 I listed my building. 47 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,437 Gonna be an open house at 1 p.m. 48 00:01:26,461 --> 00:01:27,622 Wait, you wanna buy it? 49 00:01:27,713 --> 00:01:29,500 Could pay off your mortgages and walk away. 50 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,798 But that-that'll leave me with nothing, Max. 51 00:01:31,883 --> 00:01:33,624 Back at the Gallagher house. 52 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,397 ♪♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪♪ 53 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:50,646 ♪♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪♪ 54 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:53,729 ♪♪ You were beaming once before ♪♪ 55 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:57,987 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 56 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:01,490 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 57 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,869 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 58 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,950 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 59 00:02:07,044 --> 00:02:11,664 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 60 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:21,798 ♪♪ Round up the friends you got ♪♪ 61 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,885 ♪♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪♪ 62 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:28,142 ♪♪ You were willing once before ♪♪ 63 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:32,566 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 64 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,896 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 65 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:39,403 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 66 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,280 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 67 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:45,239 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 68 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:59,051 ♪♪ Oh, you feel it creep ♪♪ 69 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,254 ♪♪ Creeping at the tempo ♪♪ 70 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,089 ♪♪ Don't you need it pump ♪♪ 71 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,095 ♪♪ Pumpin' till it crumble ♪♪ 72 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,268 ♪♪ Trouble, trouble's what you need ♪♪ 73 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,970 Oh, Christ. 74 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,680 ♪♪ That's what you gettin' with me ♪♪ 75 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:11,810 ♪♪ What you need ♪♪ 76 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,903 ♪♪ From the bottom of your ♪♪ 77 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:21,028 ♪♪ So-o-o-oul ♪♪ 78 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:23,531 ♪♪ Shame, shame, shame, shame ♪♪ 79 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,078 ♪♪ Devil woman wants to roll, ooh ♪♪ 80 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:27,951 ♪♪ I can make you shake ♪♪ 81 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,998 ♪♪ Rattle your bones ♪♪ 82 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:36,839 - Carl? - Hmm? 83 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,041 We gotta go. 84 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,297 The major will be up soon. 85 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,344 Man, I slept like a rock. 86 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,431 Me too. 87 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,757 I love sleeping outside. 88 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,058 We don't really have a choice. 89 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:48,305 Shut up. 90 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,432 I can't help it if I'm loud. 91 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:52,684 ♪♪ Rattle your bones ♪♪ 92 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,812 Move it. We're gonna get caught. 93 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,732 ♪♪ Wow, wow, wow, wow ♪♪ 94 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:08,412 ♪♪ Shake it, shake it up ♪♪ 95 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,830 ♪♪ Uh-huh, shake it up ♪♪ 96 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:11,703 ♪♪ I'ma stir it up ♪♪ 97 00:04:11,793 --> 00:04:13,250 ♪♪ Like a cherry in the cup ♪♪ 98 00:04:13,336 --> 00:04:16,249 ♪♪ Shake it, shake it up, uh-huh, shake it up ♪♪ 99 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:18,547 ♪♪ I'ma stir it up like a cherry in the ♪♪ 100 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,499 ♪♪ Cup, ooh ♪♪ 101 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,382 ♪♪ It's that time of night and, ooh ♪♪ 102 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:26,055 ♪♪ The feeling's right and, ooh ♪♪ 103 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:27,677 ♪♪ If you want to change it up ♪♪ 104 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:31,057 ♪♪ Come shake it up with me ♪♪ 105 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:34,139 ♪♪ Shake it, shake it up, uh-huh, shake it up ♪♪ 106 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:37,020 ♪♪ I'ma stir it up like a cherry in the cup ♪♪ 107 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:40,069 ♪♪ Shake it, shake it up, uh-huh, shake it up ♪♪ 108 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,863 ♪♪ I'm a stir it up like a cherry in the ♪♪ 109 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,565 ♪♪ Cup ♪♪ 110 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:05,336 Stop staring at me, weirdo. 111 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,257 - I'm fucking hungry. - Yeah. 112 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,843 Oh. 113 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,164 - You forget how to knock? - Sorry. 114 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:14,474 Thought you were asleep. 115 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:15,625 What are you... what the hell? 116 00:05:15,649 --> 00:05:16,607 I'm out. 117 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,520 - So you use mine? - Thank you. 118 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:20,067 Hey, Jabby. 119 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:26,612 Jabby? 120 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:27,817 Fuck. 121 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,791 ♪♪ Kick, kick it up, uh-huh, let's kick it up ♪♪ 122 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,078 ♪♪ Money on the floor... ♪♪ 123 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,826 Morning. 124 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,408 Yep. 125 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,342 What time did you get home last night? 126 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:42,086 I don't know. Late. 127 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:47,921 Ah! 128 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,630 Sorry. 129 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:51,716 Good morning, go-getters. 130 00:05:51,810 --> 00:05:53,850 Does anyone else wanna come in this bathroom 131 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:55,181 while I'm in the shower? 132 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,683 Should we invite the neighbors? 133 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,639 I gotta piss like a racehorse. 134 00:05:58,733 --> 00:05:59,733 Ugh! 135 00:06:02,821 --> 00:06:05,734 ♪♪ Shake it, shake it up, uh-huh, shake it up ♪♪ 136 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:09,033 ♪♪ I'ma stir it up like a cherry in the cup ♪♪ 137 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,655 - Hey. - Morning. 138 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,031 Morning, Jabby. 139 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,738 - Seriously? - Aw, is Jabby 140 00:06:13,832 --> 00:06:15,243 grumpy this morning? 141 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,574 Here you go. 142 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,749 Oh, thanks. 143 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,043 Yep. Five bucks. 144 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,210 Or you can just net-net it. 145 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,913 - Five bucks? - Dude. 146 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,464 It's single origin. 147 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,416 Hey, I'm gonna hit a spin class before work. 148 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,150 - You wanna come? - Do I look like I spin? 149 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:29,073 Hey, Jabby, if you're gonna be here every night, 150 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,575 I'm gonna need you to start pitching in for rent. 151 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:31,680 What? No. 152 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:32,910 I mean, Byron practically lives here. 153 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:34,095 He's never paid a dime. 154 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,801 - I buy the coffee. - Okay. 155 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,979 What is your actual job, Byron? 156 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,555 Byron is designing an app. 157 00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:40,935 Byron's a feckless little bitch. 158 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:42,267 - Hey, watch it. - You watch it. 159 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,646 Okay, why don't we all breathe? 160 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:46,195 Breathe a dick, Byron. 161 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,533 Later, Major. 162 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:58,162 Hey, sports fan. 163 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:02,749 Destroyer escort. 164 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:03,756 Kola class. 165 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,339 USSR. 166 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:10,878 CVA Kitty Hawk. 167 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,338 USA. 168 00:07:16,186 --> 00:07:18,269 SSN Nautilus. USA. 169 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:21,222 Sea Wolf. 170 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:22,894 Damn it. 171 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,646 Tie up your loose ends, sailor. 172 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,982 Yes, sir. 173 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:30,941 Have fun at softball camp today. 174 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,195 See you tonight. 175 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,617 ♪♪ My manager's slackin'♪♪ 176 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:36,537 ♪♪ So I gotta move quick ♪♪ 177 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:41,118 ♪♪ I'm lackin' in natural gifts ♪♪ 178 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:43,373 ♪♪ I'm an ugly motherfucker ♪♪ 179 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,876 ♪♪ But I work hella harder ♪♪ 180 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:50,085 ♪♪ And you can write a blog about it ♪♪ 181 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:52,511 ♪♪ Can't knock the hustle ♪♪ 182 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,805 ♪♪ Ooh-hoo ♪♪ 183 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,224 ♪♪ Can't knock the hustle ♪♪ 184 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,643 ♪♪ Yeah, yeah ♪♪ 185 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,248 Open up, Kev. 186 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:03,309 We got a line out here. 187 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,891 Oh, look who's here. 188 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,523 - Good morning. - Excited to see you too. 189 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,319 - Morning, Hazel. - Gentlemen. 190 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,800 All right, we should get going. 191 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,905 We're gonna be late. 192 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:12,992 Where you guys going? 193 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:14,988 Today is the day 194 00:08:15,078 --> 00:08:16,614 I finally get a son. 195 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:18,015 But don't worry, Hazel's gonna make sure 196 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,039 you're not sober. 197 00:08:19,124 --> 00:08:20,164 But you already got a kid. 198 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:21,208 Two of 'em. 199 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:22,209 Yeah, a foster kid. 200 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,746 Finally got approved. 201 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,578 - How old is he? - Twelve. 202 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,709 - His name is Santiago. - I wanted a baby, 203 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,276 but there was a really long waiting list, 204 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,860 so we're gonna get an older one for now. 205 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,714 But I finally get the son I never had. 206 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,511 Little League games. 207 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:36,429 Boxing. Tagging trains. 208 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,633 You know you can do all that with the girls, right? 209 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,413 Be nice to have an older kid around. 210 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:41,769 Yeah, he can help watch the girls. 211 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,517 Good idea. I can't wait to leave 212 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,189 my children with some random 12-year-old boy. 213 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,017 V, he's not some random 12-year-old boy. 214 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:50,444 He's our random 12-year-old boy. 215 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,987 We're gonna need a man cave. 216 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,816 Beer on tap. TVs. A bar. 217 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:55,945 What do you call this? 218 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,117 Work. 219 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,741 All right, we gotta go. Let's hit it. 220 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:01,823 - Have fun. - Hazel, we will be back. 221 00:09:01,916 --> 00:09:03,578 Breakfast, boys. 222 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,332 Greatest war movie of all time. 223 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,254 - Nope. - No? What do you mean? 224 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:10,751 There are too many different kinds. 225 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,208 Are-are you talking World War Il? 226 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:13,668 Vietnam? Gulf War? 227 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,220 And then are you talking invasion, special ops, 228 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:17,467 or a specific battle? 229 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,423 Hell, submarine movies are their own category. 230 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,703 Okay, what's your favorite submarine... 231 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,094 - Hunt for Red October. - Over Crimson Tide? 232 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,248 - Yes, although Das Boot... - Hold on... hold... 233 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,558 Stop the truck. 234 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,977 Look at all these scooters. 235 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,128 They're not even locked up. 236 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,563 'Cause people don't own them. 237 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:31,769 They share them. 238 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,070 They share them? 239 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,738 Yeah, they pay to use them, 240 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,052 and then they leave them wherever when they're done. 241 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,193 That's stupid. I could just steal 'em, 242 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,448 sell 'em on the South Side, make a good buck. 243 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,660 It has a GPS tracker in it. 244 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:45,478 I can get rid of that in, like, two minutes. 245 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,495 You know how many LoJacks I've gotten rid of before? 246 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,303 Okay. That's hot. 247 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,098 What's going on? 248 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:10,851 Getting ready to knock it down. 249 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,352 What? Why? 250 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:14,982 Making room for condos. 251 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:16,405 Gonna take up the whole block. 252 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,983 No shit. 253 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:23,158 I used to own this building. 254 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,991 Yeah? I used to own Sears Tower. 255 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:32,834 Hey. Nice, thanks for getting breakfast. 256 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,335 If I was at softball camp right now, 257 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,461 I'd be running laps. 258 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,552 Suckers. 259 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,089 What are you guys up to today? 260 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,406 Oh, you know, same old, same old: 261 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,343 junk food, binge, junk food, nap. 262 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,890 Uh, run through the sprinkler. 263 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,058 Work on my essay. 264 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,386 Still watching Dexter? 265 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:47,515 Nah, finished it. 266 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,937 Now we're on Friends. 267 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,104 Nice, what's next? 268 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:51,898 On to G. Gilmore Girls. 269 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,021 I'm living the dream. 270 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,228 Hey, knock-knock. 271 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,607 - Hey. - Hi. 272 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,698 Morning. 273 00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:02,326 Hello, beautiful. 274 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:07,282 Okay, let's go. 275 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,616 Where are you going? 276 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,497 Uh, don't know. Ingrid? 277 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,169 It's a surprise. 278 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,668 I love surprises! 279 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:16,123 Liam was one. 280 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,130 Where's my Egg McMuffin? 281 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:20,301 Frank. 282 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,220 Ugh. 283 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,468 What the hell? 284 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,972 Fuck. 285 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,776 Morning, Dottie. 286 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,361 You have power? 287 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,413 Morning, Ms. Sink. 288 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,793 You have power too? 289 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,000 Who's asking? 290 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:01,176 It's Debbie. From down the street. 291 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,548 Mind your business. 292 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,260 We're the only ones without power. 293 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,467 We forget to pay the bills? 294 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,142 I don't know. Fiona pays them. 295 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,470 I'll call her. 296 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:26,778 $475,000. 297 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,204 Max, you motherfucker. 298 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:32,078 You sold my building. 299 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,799 Hey. We are out of a ton of stuff. 300 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,328 Eggs, straws, ground beef, hash browns, 301 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,684 tomatoes, blah, blah, blah. 302 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,164 But I ordered it, 'cause I take initiative. 303 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,429 It'll be here today. 304 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,640 Also, the ice machine's broken. But don't worry. 305 00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,315 I handled it. The guy's on his way. 306 00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,643 I'm good at my job. 307 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,898 And I say this 'cause I love my fellow employees, 308 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,424 hopefully you're getting our paychecks out tomorrow? 309 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:04,030 Yep. Thanks. 310 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,358 You okay? 311 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,443 Yeah. I'm tired. 312 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,328 Okay. 313 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,000 We're here. 314 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,748 Are you ready? 315 00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,954 Yep. Ready. Ready. 316 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,379 Okay. 317 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:21,172 Surprise! 318 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,834 Where? 319 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,803 I froze my eggs. 320 00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,255 They're in here. 321 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,885 You want to see 'em up close? 322 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,217 Oh, yes. 323 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,268 Let me see my babies. 324 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,018 Hi. 325 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,571 All my life, 326 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,649 all I ever wanted was to be a mother. 327 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:49,030 But Randy was always so against it. 328 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,656 Wouldn't even talk about it. 329 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:52,992 But now I have you. 330 00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,708 You've given me a second chance. 331 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,035 - I have? - Mm. 332 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:00,041 Frank... 333 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,293 would you fertilize my eggs? 334 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:05,001 Are you kidding me? 335 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,466 I would be honored to introduce my little Frankies 336 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,138 to your little Ingrids. 337 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,510 Oh, Frank. 338 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,093 Thank you so much. 339 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,849 But we never got a bill. 340 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,352 No, I'm not still at 4503 Wolfcrest. 341 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,479 That's my sister's old address. 342 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,229 Oh, well, is that where you sent the bill? 343 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,483 Okay, well, that makes sense. 344 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,818 Thank you. 345 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,932 Are you sure this is the right place? 346 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,636 This is the address she gave me. 347 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,370 Casa De Oro. 348 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,793 Yep. This is the place. 349 00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:48,553 Can I help you? 350 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,254 Yeah, uh, we're here to see May? 351 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,348 Great, have a seat 352 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,493 and I'll let her know you're here. 353 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,633 Thank you. 354 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,518 Excuse me. 355 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,991 These remind me of my group home. 356 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:13,785 Aw, they gave you candy? 357 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:15,783 It was our supper. 358 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,512 They look like runners. 359 00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,392 I bet they're on the track team or something. 360 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,609 Do we get to name him after he's ours? 361 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,857 I don't know. 362 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,530 Little Kev. 363 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,573 - Kevin Jr. - Hmm! 364 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,243 KJ. Ooh, that's good. 365 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,945 KJ Ball. 366 00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,328 KJ Ball? Are you kidding me? 367 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:03,582 Sounds like a sports name if I ever heard one. 368 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,253 God, I hope he plays baseball. 369 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,500 What if he plays soccer? 370 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:09,425 V, do not ruin this for me right now, okay? 371 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,383 No one's playing soccer. 372 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,591 ♪♪ You're a gift from above ♪♪ 373 00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,425 ♪♪ You're a gift from above ♪♪ 374 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:22,012 ♪♪ Child, you were sent here to love ♪♪ 375 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,813 ♪♪ Ooh, show them all love ♪♪ 376 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,892 ♪♪ Baby, shower your love ♪♪ 377 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:30,446 ♪♪ Baby, all we really need is love ♪♪ 378 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:32,397 ♪♪ They say you can't have nice things ♪♪ 379 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,233 ♪♪ And your soles will be worn ♪♪ 380 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,034 ♪♪ 'Cause your dirt road ain't paved ♪♪ 381 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,960 ♪♪ Your clothes and your self-worth are torn ♪♪ 382 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,738 ♪♪ But, baby, you got a song to sing ♪♪ 383 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,869 ♪♪ So to hell with that, just shout... ♪♪ 384 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:42,959 Saucer on the counter. 385 00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:44,751 - Thanks. - Okay. 386 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,758 Sweet Jesus. 387 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,754 Hi. Pardon me. 388 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,970 Ugh! 389 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,431 Hey, not the sound you wanna hear 390 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,665 when you're eating in a restaurant. 391 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:04,689 What's up? 392 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,982 Have you seen the gum under all the tables? 393 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,355 - No. - It's disgusting. 394 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:10,902 You know, what do you guys do? 395 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:12,854 Make sure to chew gum on your way over? 396 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,281 Like, "Going to Patsy's. 397 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,574 Better chew some gum 398 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:18,073 so I can shove it up under the tables?" 399 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,824 Sorry. 400 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,327 God. 401 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,834 - Ugh. - She okay? 402 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,661 I'm not sure. 403 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,041 She's acting kinda crazy. 404 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,747 Little bit. 405 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,841 What'd they say? 406 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,763 Two and a half months past due. 407 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:39,885 That's not that bad. 408 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,433 Not that bad? 409 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,039 Do you not pay your bills or something? 410 00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,104 We don't use electricity. 411 00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,188 It's against the Koran. 412 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,522 - Really? - No, it's a joke. 413 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,448 You think Muslims don't believe in electricity? 414 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:51,902 So they gonna turn the power back on or what? 415 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,150 Yeah, once I pay them $800 416 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,822 plus a reactivation fee 417 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,695 plus a past due charge. 418 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,617 Fuckers. That's extortion. 419 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,865 Yeah, no shit. 420 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,079 Would you like me to send a suicide bomber? 421 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,747 Sweet of you to offer, 422 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,700 but no, thanks. I think I'll just pay it. 423 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:07,910 Suit yourself. 424 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,690 None of the other bills have been paid either: 425 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,956 gas, cable, water. 426 00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,087 Whoops. 427 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,558 - Hey. - What's up, Tami? 428 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,226 Boys. 429 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,971 I found a cool apartment I want to show you. 430 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,101 Wanna check it out? 431 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,057 Uh... yeah, no, I would. 432 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,269 I'm just, uh... you know, 433 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,773 working. 434 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:37,026 Well, you get a lunch break, don't you? 435 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,109 Uh, no, not really. 436 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,568 What the hell, Brad? 437 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:44,029 You don't give your employees a lunch break? 438 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,409 We got work to do. 439 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,161 We kinda just eat whenever we can. 440 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,742 What a dick. 441 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,998 Hey, Gordon Ramsay, this isn't Hell's Kitchen. 442 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,421 You know, people get lunch breaks. 443 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,748 You should unionize. 444 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,128 Really? 445 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,925 Come on. Let's eat. 446 00:18:58,012 --> 00:19:00,049 He'll be back in an hour. 447 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,380 It's your sister-in-law. 448 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,262 Yeah, and he's a Brad. 449 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,263 Now all we gotta do is wait. 450 00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:11,440 I can't believe nobody's ever thought of this. 451 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:13,858 Yeah, you know, if these people can afford to pay for yoga, 452 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,527 they can afford to pay me to rent a scooter. 453 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,740 Uh... 454 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,658 excuse me, um... 455 00:19:22,745 --> 00:19:24,514 I think you have my scooter in the back of your truck. 456 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,870 Your scooter? 457 00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,197 Nah, these are public scooters. 458 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,291 We gotta share 'em. 459 00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,436 Yeah, you're not sharing them. 460 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:30,460 You're hogging them. 461 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:31,876 Well, I'm happy to rent you one. 462 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,373 - Ten bucks. - What? 463 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,921 No, I... that... 464 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,007 that's extortion. 465 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,675 Technically it's racketeering, but sure. 466 00:19:38,761 --> 00:19:40,593 Okay. I'll call Better Business Bureau. 467 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,637 Okay. Whatever the fuck that is. 468 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,715 Come on. We need these to go get a boba. 469 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,095 And I, for one, am not walking. 470 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,245 Yeah, we're going to get boba. 471 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,352 Well, maybe if you took a walk every once in a while, 472 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,930 you wouldn't have to spend 25 bucks on yoga. 473 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,357 I need a scooter, dude. I just did an hour of hot yoga. 474 00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,712 I don't know what to tell you, dude. 475 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:56,797 They're already on the truck. 476 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,107 Them's the rules. 477 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,358 Fine. 478 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:02,778 Ten bucks. 479 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,279 - It's 15 now. - What? 480 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,906 Yeah, 'cause you're ungrateful. 481 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:07,828 You know what? This is such bullshit. 482 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,578 This neighborhood's going to shit. 483 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,534 Fuck this. I'm out. 484 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:16,004 - Thank you for your business. - Mm. 485 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,055 We good? 486 00:20:24,849 --> 00:20:26,340 So far. 487 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,348 We're very excited. 488 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,809 Need both of your initials 489 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,811 everywhere there's a blank. 490 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,517 Be right back. 491 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,363 Oh, this is good. 492 00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,846 This is Santiago. 493 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,883 Santiago... 494 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,102 Doesn't speak a word of English. 495 00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,525 - No problem. - Great. 496 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,611 No problemo. 497 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,982 He knows the national anthem, though. 498 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:28,365 ♪♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪♪ 499 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,697 ♪♪ By the dawn's early light ♪♪ 500 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,657 That's beautiful. 501 00:21:33,751 --> 00:21:35,729 - ♪♪ What so proudly ♪♪ - This is gonna be so great. 502 00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:38,541 - ♪♪ We hailed ♪♪ - So great. 503 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:39,747 Living area. 504 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,583 Master bedroom. Stainless steel appliances. 505 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:45,089 This place is huge. I don't need this much space. 506 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,465 Hey, just look at it. 507 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,296 See the outside? Your own private patio? 508 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,677 - Yeah. - So you can smoke. 509 00:21:50,768 --> 00:21:53,852 Look, if I get an apartment, it's gonna be a studio. 510 00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,019 Fine. 511 00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,562 But I'm not fucking on some daybed 512 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,649 next to a kitchenette. 513 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,019 Why not? 514 00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:01,226 We also offer a large amount of community amenities: 515 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,982 state-of-the-art gym, sauna, 516 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,904 quartz crystal fire pit. 517 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,322 What, like a grill? 518 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:08,741 No, no, like, on our rooftop social area. 519 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,444 We got a 50-inch outdoor fire pit. 520 00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,474 Good for hanging out with your friends during the winter. 521 00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,955 Drink some rosé. Chill. 522 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:15,143 Why would I want to freeze outside 523 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,248 when I could be inside? 524 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,997 There's heat lamps, buddy. 525 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,253 Okay. 526 00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,586 Yo, yo, yo. 527 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,046 All right. 528 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,425 I'm gonna tell you something. 529 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,849 But when I tell you, don't look, all right? 530 00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:34,142 Okay. 531 00:22:34,228 --> 00:22:35,435 This guy has maybe 532 00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,104 the biggest dick I've ever seen. 533 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,271 How do you know? 534 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,769 It's bulging through his pants. 535 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,220 It's like a fucking balloon animal. 536 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,861 Don't look, though. Don't look. 537 00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:46,358 Whoa. 538 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,158 - You like? - Dude. 539 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,031 No way that's real. 540 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,454 It's real. 541 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:55,540 Bullshit. 542 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:56,990 You seriously walk around 543 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:59,872 with a giant rubber dildo in your pants? 544 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,705 Come on. We gotta go. I can't live here, all right? 545 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,568 - If you don't believe me... - Hey, no, we believe you, man. 546 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,549 - We believe you, okay? - That's not real. 547 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:07,842 - It's not. - Either way, 548 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,385 I don't want that guy fixing my sink. 549 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,635 Hey, champ. 550 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,095 Need a scooter? 551 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,188 Go to hell. 552 00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,559 We got one left. 553 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,231 Yeah, man. You look exhausted. 554 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:23,461 You know, you guys are assholes. 555 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,713 Assholes with scooters. 556 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:25,853 You want one? 557 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,506 Do you really have nothing better to do? 558 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,633 Hey, you're the one that's walking around 559 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:29,898 in the middle of the day. 560 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:32,484 Yeah, at least we're racketeering. 561 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,113 We're still here. 562 00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,204 That was totally worth it. 563 00:23:41,295 --> 00:23:42,627 We should run over that fucker. 564 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:45,880 Mr. Gallagher? 565 00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,250 There's a collection room around the corner, 566 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,678 and this is for your semen collection. 567 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,255 My semen collection. 568 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,136 A new line of menswear. 569 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,467 Peacoats. Captain's hats. 570 00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,928 Just get your stuff inside the cup. 571 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,729 And make sure you wash and rinse your hands 572 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:02,976 thoroughly beforehand. 573 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:04,399 Things to look at? 574 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,837 There will be some material in the restroom 575 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:06,977 if you need it. 576 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,653 Thank you. 577 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,815 I'm going to the bank. 578 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,150 What about gum patrol? 579 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:16,236 Keep an eye. See you later. 580 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,284 - My favorite customer. - What's up, Ilya? 581 00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,661 What is up? You know. 582 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:22,208 Living American dream. 583 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:23,211 - Huh. - My own store. 584 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:24,578 What can I say? 585 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,039 Yeah. Can I get a half pint of Stoli, 586 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,374 Marlboro Silvers, and a... 587 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,175 scratcher, please? The crossword one. 588 00:24:31,762 --> 00:24:33,048 Russian lunch. 589 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,254 Yeah. 590 00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,589 No. That's joke. 591 00:24:35,683 --> 00:24:36,764 Not really Russian lunch. 592 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:37,886 We like many foods. 593 00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:39,972 Do you need matches? 594 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,475 No. Nobody ever needs matches. 595 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,556 If you say so. That's twenty-eight. 596 00:24:44,650 --> 00:24:45,650 Here's your change. 597 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:46,941 See you tomorrow. 598 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:48,563 You bet. 599 00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,620 That was quick. 600 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:00,948 Here's the thing. 601 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,203 That material, as you call it, is subpar. 602 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,704 It's from the '70s. 603 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:07,253 It's on videotape, for Christ's sake. 604 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,671 The women have pubic hair. 605 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,840 I feel like I'm watching my parents have sex. 606 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,963 It actually made me sad. 607 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:15,591 So needless to say, my cup is empty, 608 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:16,967 as is my desire. 609 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,674 Do you have anything else? Something... 610 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,054 from the early '90s? 611 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,352 Some Nina Hartley? 612 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:24,054 Racquel Darrian, perhaps? 613 00:25:24,148 --> 00:25:26,811 - Sorry. - What about crazy? 614 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:30,109 You got any videos of crazy people having sex? 615 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,982 No, sir. That's all we have. 616 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:34,906 Okay. Work with me here. What about my girlfriend? 617 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:37,154 Could I bring Ingrid in to help me 618 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:39,281 bust a-a collection? 619 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,658 That would be fine, but you both need to 620 00:25:41,749 --> 00:25:45,083 thoroughly, thoroughly wash and rinse your hands. 621 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:47,081 And saliva and/or lubricant are prohibited, 622 00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:49,538 as they will pollute the sample. 623 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:50,872 Fine. 624 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,423 Thank you, Dawn. 625 00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,751 I'm off to Spunkytown. 626 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,676 Why are we looking at apartments? 627 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:01,953 Uh, 'cause you still live with your brothers and sisters 628 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:02,977 in a sad house? 629 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,303 So? 630 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,058 You live with two bitches and Byron. 631 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,106 Is that better? 632 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,143 No, it's not. 633 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,815 That's why you need a place. 634 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:11,484 What, you want to move in together? 635 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,028 No, in your dreams. 636 00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,650 No, all I'm saying is, one of us 637 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,719 needs to have an apartment so that we have a fuck pad. 638 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,905 So man up. Get your own place. 639 00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:21,657 Why don't you get your own place? 640 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,283 I can't. My name's on the lease. 641 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:24,454 Those bitches sublet. 642 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:25,727 All right, well, I can't either. 643 00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:26,936 You know, I don't have your life: 644 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,542 single-origin coffee, spin class, 645 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:29,870 Murphy's Bleachers... 646 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,704 - I live in West Town. - So what? 647 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,586 So you hate staying at my apartment. 648 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:34,882 I hate sleeping at your place. 649 00:26:34,968 --> 00:26:36,175 We gotta figure something out. 650 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,032 All right, you know, I've been thinking about 651 00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:40,547 turning our basement into a bedroom. 652 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:41,848 Okay, is it nice? 653 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:44,176 No, but it could work. 654 00:26:44,269 --> 00:26:45,269 All right. 655 00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:46,623 We just... we gotta figure something out 656 00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,855 before I murder Byron. 657 00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,057 Guy's a vegetarian. 658 00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:53,314 - He wears pajamas. - That guy's an asshole. 659 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:54,519 Also, we used to date. 660 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:56,563 What? How? 661 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,273 I was experimenting, okay? 662 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,201 Instead of a lesbian, I chose Byron. 663 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,652 - Oh, Jesus. - Ugh, I know. 664 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,703 Blegh. 665 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:05,906 Look. 666 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:08,207 I'm not getting an apartment right now, but, uh, 667 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,829 let's stay at my house tonight 668 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,661 and we'll see if the basement'll work. 669 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:12,755 Fine. 670 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,002 Okay, but if I'm staying in that dump, 671 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:16,708 we gotta make some changes. 672 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:17,802 All right. 673 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:18,926 What are you getting here? 674 00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:20,719 Uh, Chicago dog. 675 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,297 Cool. Get me one too. 676 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,844 Hey, everyone. 677 00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:27,894 I'd like you to meet our son, Santiago. 678 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:30,347 Santiago... 679 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:31,556 these people. 680 00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:32,857 - Cheers. - Welcome. 681 00:27:32,943 --> 00:27:34,935 - Hi. - Does he speak English? 682 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,940 Uh, no. But he sings it. 683 00:27:37,030 --> 00:27:39,067 He knows how to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner." 684 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:40,524 ♪♪ Oh, say ♪♪ 685 00:27:40,617 --> 00:27:44,031 - Sorry. - ♪♪ Can you see ♪♪ 686 00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,578 ♪♪ By the dawn's early light ♪♪ 687 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,747 He really, really loves this song. 688 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,290 Yeah, sang it all the way home. 689 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,540 ♪♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪♪ 690 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:56,964 ♪♪ At the twilight's last gleaming ♪♪ 691 00:27:57,050 --> 00:28:01,260 ♪♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪♪ 692 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:05,716 ♪♪ Through the perilous fight ♪♪ 693 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:09,519 ♪♪ O'er the ramparts we watched ♪♪ 694 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:14,066 ♪♪ Were so gallantly streaming ♪♪ 695 00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:18,942 ♪♪ Oh, say, does that star-spangled ♪♪ 696 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:23,867 ♪♪ Banner yet wave ♪♪ 697 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,739 ♪♪ O'er the land ♪♪ 698 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:29,448 ♪♪ Of the free ♪♪ 699 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:32,033 ♪♪ And the home ♪♪ 700 00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:34,460 ♪♪ Of the ♪♪ 701 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:38,586 ♪♪ Brave ♪♪ 702 00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:45,054 Hey, Tommy, you know Spanish, right? 703 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:46,676 From your job sites and shit? 704 00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,099 Yeah, a little bit. 705 00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:50,177 Can you talk to Santiago for us? 706 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,932 - Sure. - Thanks, man. 707 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:54,014 Santiago. 708 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,108 Andale. Trabajo. 709 00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:00,152 Vámonos. 710 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,363 Really? 711 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:05,032 Sorry, that's all I know. 712 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:08,244 You little spaceman. 713 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:09,787 You dirty little astronaut. 714 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,330 Ouch. 715 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,827 Where's your rocket, bitch? 716 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,534 Okay, yeah, yeah. 717 00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,348 - Ooh! - Yeah, there we go. 718 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,107 - There, we see it now. - That worked. 719 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,442 - Yeah. Oh, Houston. - Okay. Okay. 720 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:21,048 Houston, we have liftoff. 721 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,921 That's right. There we go now. 722 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,989 - Look at that. - You're gonna go. 723 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:26,407 - Get the bottle! - I got it! I got it! 724 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:27,763 - I got it. - Okay. 725 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:29,556 Blastoff! 726 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,384 Mm. 727 00:29:31,478 --> 00:29:34,767 I recently lost my father to a skydiving accident. 728 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,269 The propeller. I can't talk about it. 729 00:29:37,359 --> 00:29:38,645 He was all I had. 730 00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,101 If you take away my cable, 731 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,731 oh, I might have to hang myself. 732 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,313 You're evil. 733 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:50,320 Hey, Carpool. 734 00:29:56,044 --> 00:29:59,082 Fucking Max Whitford. 735 00:30:01,091 --> 00:30:03,299 It's a hell of a view. 736 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:04,671 Yeah. 737 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,007 You know what I love 738 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,763 about afternoon? 739 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:17,267 Evening is just around the corner. 740 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,814 Happy hour. 741 00:30:20,277 --> 00:30:22,314 Everybody's in a good mood. 742 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:25,772 And then right after that, nighttime. 743 00:30:25,866 --> 00:30:28,449 You get to celebrate the end of another day. 744 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,411 So how'd you wind up here? 745 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:40,248 - You mean homeless? - Mm-hmm. 746 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:44,415 I was a music producer. 747 00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:49,928 - No shit, really? - Yeah. 748 00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:52,348 Big-time. Jazz. 749 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:54,477 What happened? 750 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:58,262 MP3s killed the industry. 751 00:31:03,153 --> 00:31:04,153 Hey. 752 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:27,004 Hey, I won two bucks. 753 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,380 No shit. 754 00:31:28,678 --> 00:31:29,678 Awesome. 755 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:31,925 ♪♪ Prison cell and paradise ♪♪ 756 00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:33,847 ♪♪ Should've kept my dirty laundry ♪♪ 757 00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:35,766 ♪♪ And my hands to myself ♪♪ 758 00:31:35,852 --> 00:31:37,809 ♪♪ I gave you every reason ♪♪ 759 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,432 ♪♪ I did a bad, bad thing... ♪♪ 760 00:31:39,523 --> 00:31:40,764 Hi. 761 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:42,940 Unfortunately I can only pay half right now. 762 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:44,892 But please don't turn off my gas. 763 00:31:44,986 --> 00:31:46,546 It's the only way I can heat up the MREs 764 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,275 my husband sends me from Yemen 765 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:49,697 for our daughter. 766 00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,988 Actually, I was hoping you could give me a break 767 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:54,319 on the late fees. 768 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,326 You see, I was recently diagnosed with... 769 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,018 I don't want to bore you with the details. 770 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:01,034 But I only have a few months left to live. 771 00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:02,460 As a proud organ donor, 772 00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:05,630 all of these will be up for grabs pretty soon. 773 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:08,128 Except for the colon. 774 00:32:08,218 --> 00:32:09,675 Not the colon. 775 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,174 ♪♪ I did a bad, bad thing ♪♪ 776 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,624 All right, we have the results back 777 00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,093 from your sperm analysis. 778 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:17,800 Fantastic. Wait, I want Ingrid to-to hear this. 779 00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:18,975 Uh, uh, I-I wouldn't. 780 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:20,678 I-I'm afraid your motility score, 781 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:23,310 which is the percentage of sperm that are moving, 782 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,400 is very low. 783 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:25,520 In fact, 784 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:28,603 you had only one motile sperm. 785 00:32:28,697 --> 00:32:32,190 What? How is that possible? 786 00:32:32,284 --> 00:32:34,367 - One. - Bet it's a fighter, though. 787 00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,445 - Right? - He's barely moving. 788 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:38,279 You also have a very low concentration 789 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,830 of sperm in your semen. 790 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:42,329 Are-are you sure you tested the right sperm? 791 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:44,581 I'm as fertile as a bumblebee. 792 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,254 I got six ungrateful kids to prove it. 793 00:32:47,340 --> 00:32:48,340 Well, take a look. 794 00:32:50,594 --> 00:32:52,176 Is this slow motion? 795 00:32:52,262 --> 00:32:55,426 I wish. The rest are dead. 796 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:56,801 Look at him. 797 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:58,008 Jesus. 798 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:00,718 Poor little bastard has no idea. 799 00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,122 Are you currently taking any medications? 800 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,515 Well... 801 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:08,568 y-yeah, there's the anti-rejection medication 802 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:10,770 I take for my liver transplant. 803 00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:13,652 The occasional random pharmaceutical. 804 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,034 That could be affecting your motility and concentration. 805 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:18,577 Uh, sometimes prescriptions 806 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,950 can negatively affect the sperm count. 807 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,248 I'm sorry, but we won't be able 808 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:24,792 to successfully fertilize 809 00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:27,040 Ingrid's eggs with your sperm. 810 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:30,835 Can I have another chance? 811 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,542 I-I really think they were lethargic 812 00:33:32,636 --> 00:33:34,468 because of the sterile environment. 813 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,090 If I could do it at home 814 00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,218 with some decent visual aids, 815 00:33:38,308 --> 00:33:40,595 I think you'd really see what my boys can do. 816 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,245 ♪♪ What, what ♪♪ 817 00:33:42,312 --> 00:33:44,520 ♪♪ Who do it better ♪♪ 818 00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:46,313 ♪♪ Tell me, who do it better... ♪♪ 819 00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:47,606 Take the cup. 820 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,604 But we need the specimen back within two hours 821 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,026 of it exiting the body. 822 00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,319 And it needs to be kept warm, 823 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,737 so keep it close to the body. 824 00:33:53,823 --> 00:33:55,940 And please don't use any condoms or lubricant, 825 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,196 as those negatively affect the sample. 826 00:33:58,286 --> 00:33:59,777 No condoms. No lube. 827 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,578 Two hours. Got it. 828 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000 What'd she say? 829 00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:06,326 Tell me. 830 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:07,830 - It's all good news. - Really? 831 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:08,921 That's great. 832 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:10,191 But they-they're not gonna fertilize 833 00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,547 the eggs just yet. 834 00:34:11,633 --> 00:34:12,633 Why not? 835 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:14,458 They-they just want to observe the sperm 836 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,839 for a couple hours, you know, 837 00:34:15,929 --> 00:34:17,591 so they can select the strongest swimmers. 838 00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:20,765 So I was gonna pop out and run a few quick errands. 839 00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:22,136 Perfect. 840 00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:24,093 I'm so happy. 841 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,723 Hey, I left my debit card at home. 842 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,534 Could you spot me some walking-around money? 843 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:28,607 I'll pay you back. 844 00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,775 Oh, sure. 845 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:32,146 Of course. Here you go. 846 00:34:32,237 --> 00:34:33,899 - You're perfect. - Mm. 847 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:36,490 Thanks for driving. 848 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:37,656 No problem. 849 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,529 There she is. 850 00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:41,235 Hi. 851 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,195 Hi, pretty girl. 852 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:46,124 Did you miss me? 853 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,788 Do you remember Farhad? 854 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:49,994 Say, "Hi, Farhad." 855 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,250 - Beer? - Yes. 856 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:57,967 Thanks. 857 00:34:58,054 --> 00:34:59,386 Jesus, why is it so cold? 858 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,008 Beer doesn't need to be cold. 859 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:02,681 It's delicious enough as it is. 860 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,599 Five? What the fuck? 861 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:06,097 Carl! 862 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:07,519 What? What? 863 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,973 Could you come to the kitchen, please? 864 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,608 Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt nap time. 865 00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:15,732 No. It woke us up when the power came back on. 866 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:16,983 Scared the shit out of us. 867 00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:18,189 Yeah, you're welcome. 868 00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:19,774 I took care of the bills, by the way. 869 00:35:19,868 --> 00:35:21,109 Cost 1,700 bucks. 870 00:35:21,202 --> 00:35:22,568 - Damn. - Yeah. 871 00:35:22,662 --> 00:35:24,119 You can pay me back. 872 00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:25,850 I've been giving Fiona money for the bills. 873 00:35:25,874 --> 00:35:28,082 So has Lip. She just hasn't been paying them. 874 00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,704 Just because Lip and I both have jobs 875 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,772 doesn't mean we're gonna be paying for everything now. 876 00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,190 Especially now that Ian is in prison 877 00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:35,001 and Frank is Frank. 878 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,083 So... 879 00:35:37,177 --> 00:35:39,009 the squirrel fund is back. 880 00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:40,506 Everyone needs to step up. 881 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:41,883 Damn. 882 00:35:41,973 --> 00:35:43,839 Debbie has the con. 883 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:48,727 He is a hard worker. 884 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,224 Yeah, thanks a lot, Tommy. 885 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:51,806 Now I can't get him to stop. 886 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,141 Hey, can I borrow him? 887 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:55,021 My mom's yard looks like shit. 888 00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:56,977 Did-did he come with a leaf blower? 889 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:00,610 Santiago. 890 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:02,284 Baseball? 891 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,327 Good catch, buddy. Toss it back to me now. 892 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,213 Kid brought the heat. 893 00:36:24,307 --> 00:36:25,764 Oh, my God, he's got a cannon. 894 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:27,842 This is gonna be the best summer ever. 895 00:36:27,936 --> 00:36:29,893 I am so proud of you. 896 00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:33,973 You remember Mrs. Hernandez from the dry cleaners'? 897 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:35,336 Of course. How you doing, Mrs. Hernandez? 898 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:36,396 I'm fine, thank you. 899 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:37,647 Mrs. Hernandez, 900 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:40,195 this is Santiago, the boy I was telling you about. 901 00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:42,443 Mrs. Hernandez, we were wondering, though, 902 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,387 if you could ask some questions of Santiago for us. 903 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:45,777 His favorite snacks. 904 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,702 - His favorite movies. - Favorite toys. 905 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:49,655 Okay. 906 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:50,749 Hola. 907 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:28,361 Ask him if he knows how to throw a changeup. 908 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:31,493 He crossed the border with his father and sister. 909 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,917 They were looking for asylum, but they got separated. 910 00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,744 And now he doesn't know where they are. 911 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:38,454 Hmm. 912 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:40,540 Wait, he has family here? 913 00:37:40,633 --> 00:37:42,750 They come here 'cause they're afraid to be killed. 914 00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:44,968 Well, he's ours now. 915 00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:47,304 We signed the paperwork. 916 00:37:47,390 --> 00:37:48,881 And I love him. 917 00:37:49,517 --> 00:37:51,349 We can't keep this kid. 918 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,052 Yes, we can. He has an amazing arm. 919 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:54,978 He has a family. 920 00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:03,483 Mmm. Damn. 921 00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,940 These are tasty. 922 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:09,368 All we ever had at my house was trail mix and oranges. 923 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:10,615 Can I have another beer? 924 00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:12,241 Yeah, sure. 925 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,585 Damn. Why are these warm? 926 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,505 One? It's supposed to be at five. 927 00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:27,173 What the fuck? 928 00:38:27,263 --> 00:38:29,175 You know, I got the GPS out of this thing, 929 00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,131 but it still won't work. 930 00:38:31,226 --> 00:38:33,468 Hmm. Wait, hold on a second. 931 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,052 - What's up? - Their website says 932 00:38:35,146 --> 00:38:36,603 that if you recharge the scooters, 933 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,351 - they'll pay you. - How much? 934 00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:40,398 Uh, between five and 20 a scooter? 935 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,485 - Per scooter? - What? 936 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,172 - Holy shit. - All you gotta do is sign up. 937 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:45,404 And find a bunch of them bitches, though. 938 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:46,490 I can help you. 939 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,483 How you two doing? 940 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:51,662 Fine. 941 00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,282 Yeah? 942 00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:54,830 How 'bout you? How you doing? 943 00:38:54,916 --> 00:38:55,916 Great. 944 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,241 Uh-huh. 945 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:58,746 Okay. 946 00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:02,421 Hey, could I talk to you upstairs? 947 00:39:04,217 --> 00:39:05,217 I'll be right back. 948 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:10,049 All right, what do you want, Frank? 949 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:11,380 Kelly seems nice. 950 00:39:11,474 --> 00:39:12,760 A little sad. 951 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:13,887 Yeah, well, she's not sad. 952 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:14,977 No, no, no, no, no, no. 953 00:39:15,061 --> 00:39:16,893 I recognize that vacant stare. 954 00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:19,063 I've known a lot of women, Carl. 955 00:39:19,148 --> 00:39:21,085 And that woman is not getting what she wants in bed. 956 00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:22,109 Shut up, Frank. 957 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,185 You know what it is. She wants sex. 958 00:39:24,279 --> 00:39:26,191 Ten times a day. 959 00:39:26,281 --> 00:39:27,488 Not fucking snack time. 960 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:28,843 Act like a Gallagher, for the love of God. 961 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,608 Okay, I can have sex anytime, anywhere. 962 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:31,702 Oh, bullshit. 963 00:39:31,786 --> 00:39:33,573 I got 20 bucks that says 964 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:34,723 you can't go in that bathroom... 965 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,204 That's a hundred. 966 00:39:36,916 --> 00:39:38,748 Holy crap. 967 00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:41,953 Well, 20 of it says 968 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:43,753 you can't go in that bathroom right now 969 00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:45,957 and rub one out in under three minutes. 970 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:47,086 I'm trying to help you. 971 00:39:47,176 --> 00:39:49,759 If that woman downstairs yells, "Jump," 972 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,133 you better answer, "How hard?" 973 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,051 Make it a hundred. 974 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:56,054 No. The bet's 20. 975 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,806 No, wait. Fine. Fine. 976 00:39:57,896 --> 00:39:59,432 Fine. Okay. Fine. 977 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:02,481 It's all right. Jesus Christ. 978 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:04,058 A hundred. 979 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:05,688 What the fuck is that? 980 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:06,894 I gotta have proof. 981 00:40:06,988 --> 00:40:09,605 You want me to come in there with you and watch? 982 00:40:14,579 --> 00:40:15,786 Under three minutes. 983 00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:18,410 - No lube, no saliva. - No problem. 984 00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:22,618 Hey, Carl. Remember the time 985 00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,954 we walked in on Aunt Ginger and saw her tits? 986 00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:26,789 Hey, Frank. Shut the fuck up. 987 00:40:26,883 --> 00:40:29,091 Were they something? 988 00:40:29,177 --> 00:40:32,466 Been watching this thing on the, uh, nature channel 989 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,137 about hippopotamuses, their balls... 990 00:40:34,223 --> 00:40:35,618 All right, all right. That's just cheating. 991 00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:38,680 Their dicks are about two feet long. 992 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:39,931 Sorta pink. 993 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:42,138 Slimy pink things. 994 00:40:42,231 --> 00:40:44,314 Big bulbous head on it. 995 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:06,332 Ladies and gentlemen, if I can... 996 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:07,958 have your attention, please. 997 00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:12,546 This is a jar 998 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:14,173 full of gum 999 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:15,845 from under the tables. 1000 00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,423 Yeah. Yummy. 1001 00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:19,884 Is this a reprimand? 1002 00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:20,978 No. 1003 00:41:21,062 --> 00:41:22,724 I'm a fun person. 1004 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:25,352 I like to have fun. So... 1005 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:28,229 whoever can correctly guess how many pieces of chewing gum 1006 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:32,359 are in this jar wins a 12-pack. 1007 00:41:32,448 --> 00:41:34,235 We will pass the jar around. 1008 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,511 You can write down your guesses 1009 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:37,276 and hand 'em in to your server. 1010 00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:43,324 An 11-pack. 1011 00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:49,496 ♪♪ Thought you could take control ♪♪ 1012 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,126 ♪♪ Betrayin' players all ♪♪ 1013 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:54,426 ♪♪ Whoa, yeah ♪♪ 1014 00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:56,469 ♪♪ Thought we would close our eyes ♪♪ 1015 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:57,967 ♪♪ As you plan our demise ♪♪ 1016 00:41:58,057 --> 00:42:01,221 ♪♪ Whoa, yeah ♪♪ 1017 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:04,644 ♪♪ And so you find out when we'll bring this to an end ♪♪ 1018 00:42:04,731 --> 00:42:06,142 ♪♪ 'Cause we will make a stand ♪♪ 1019 00:42:06,232 --> 00:42:08,519 ♪♪ Sure, we will make a stand ♪♪ 1020 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,896 ♪♪ Tell me what you're thinking ♪♪ 1021 00:42:10,987 --> 00:42:14,981 ♪♪ 'Cause I know you feel the same ♪♪ 1022 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:17,532 ♪♪ Yeah, tell me what you're thinkin'♪♪ 1023 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:21,703 ♪♪ 'Cause I know you feel the same ♪♪ 1024 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:24,247 ♪♪ There ain't no other option ♪♪ 1025 00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,790 ♪♪ But to find ♪♪ 1026 00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:30,793 ♪♪ Another way ♪♪ 1027 00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:36,864 You could get another shift tomorrow night, maybe. 1028 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:37,948 - I hope so. - Hey, Debs. 1029 00:42:37,972 --> 00:42:41,215 - Hi. - All right... 1030 00:42:41,309 --> 00:42:42,845 - There you go. - Thanks. 1031 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,705 Yeah, I can get you more if you need, all right? 1032 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:46,081 - What's up, Farhad? - What's up, man? 1033 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,017 - This is Farhad. - Don't-care-had. 1034 00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,815 Nice to meet you. And I'm going home. 1035 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:52,004 All right, I'll see you later. 1036 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,815 - Thanks, Debs. - See you guys. 1037 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:02,528 Huh. 1038 00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:04,454 So what do you think? 1039 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,031 I mean, this could work, right? 1040 00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:08,103 You know, when you said basement, 1041 00:43:08,127 --> 00:43:10,335 I was like, "The only people who live in basements 1042 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,038 are serial killers or 14-year-olds." 1043 00:43:13,132 --> 00:43:15,089 This is way worse. 1044 00:43:15,176 --> 00:43:17,042 Smells like something died down here. 1045 00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:19,219 Oh, yeah. Lots of things died down here. 1046 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,840 Were they babies? 1047 00:43:25,186 --> 00:43:26,427 No. Dogs. 1048 00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:28,057 Ah. 1049 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,104 Was this also a homeless encampment? 1050 00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:31,191 Kinda. 1051 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:33,983 Okay, was Silence of the Lambs filmed down here? 1052 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:35,561 I mean, where's the pit? 1053 00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:36,799 You know, it's actually out back. 1054 00:43:36,823 --> 00:43:38,234 Come on, I'll show you. 1055 00:43:38,324 --> 00:43:39,565 Come on. 1056 00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:44,445 Finally. 1057 00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:48,825 The chance to have what everyone else has. 1058 00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:50,409 Children. 1059 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:53,920 You've given me that, Frank. 1060 00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:56,874 I don't know that I can ever thank you enough. 1061 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,459 Should we say a little prayer? 1062 00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:02,508 That's a great idea. 1063 00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,635 I'll do it, since I was Catholic. 1064 00:44:06,060 --> 00:44:07,676 Mm. 1065 00:44:08,938 --> 00:44:10,804 Heavenly Father, 1066 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:12,855 sweet Mary, 1067 00:44:12,942 --> 00:44:16,151 that donkey, little drummer boy, 1068 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,775 as my swimmers swim through the valley 1069 00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:21,357 of the shadow of death, may they fear no evil. 1070 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,692 May my rod and my staff 1071 00:44:23,786 --> 00:44:25,368 have power and glory 1072 00:44:25,454 --> 00:44:28,743 forever and ever, amen. 1073 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:30,665 - Amen. - Amen. 1074 00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:32,117 That was beautiful. 1075 00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:34,171 Hello, Doctor. 1076 00:44:34,255 --> 00:44:35,666 Frank, Ingrid. 1077 00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:37,418 How are we looking? 1078 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:40,379 It's a miracle. 1079 00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:42,711 Your motility and concentration scores 1080 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:43,886 are through the roof. 1081 00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:45,339 Whoo-hoo! 1082 00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:46,844 Some of the highest I've ever seen. 1083 00:44:46,934 --> 00:44:48,891 Yeah. So... 1084 00:44:48,978 --> 00:44:50,344 my boys can swim, eh? 1085 00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:51,724 Swim? 1086 00:44:51,814 --> 00:44:53,180 Whoa. 1087 00:44:53,274 --> 00:44:54,914 Hello, laddies. 1088 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,934 Half of them tried to leap out of the Petri dish. 1089 00:44:57,028 --> 00:44:58,269 That's my boys. 1090 00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:01,025 So, uh, you think our chances are good? 1091 00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:02,115 I'm extremely optimistic. 1092 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,200 Whew. 1093 00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:04,284 Thank you. 1094 00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:05,821 That's amazing. 1095 00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:07,448 Th-thank you, Dr. Kwan. 1096 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,279 Don't thank me. Thank Frank. 1097 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:12,783 Frank, thank you. 1098 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,044 - Thank you. - You bet. 1099 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:17,917 Thank you. 1100 00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:19,693 You guys have got to start living like grown-ups, 1101 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,674 and that starts in the bathroom. 1102 00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,127 All right. 1103 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,837 Okay. All right. 1104 00:45:24,931 --> 00:45:27,799 Okay, okay, okay. 1105 00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:30,301 So you've got, uh, 1106 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,807 a bottle of dishwashing liquid in the shower 1107 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,541 and a bar of soap with five different colors 1108 00:45:34,565 --> 00:45:35,976 of pubes on it. 1109 00:45:36,067 --> 00:45:38,229 Wait, you guys can't all share one bar of soap. 1110 00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:39,605 No, no, I don't. 1111 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,295 That's why I have the dishwashing liquid. 1112 00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:42,799 Is that why you always smell like lemons? 1113 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:44,234 Yeah, I like lemons. 1114 00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:46,470 Once you're in your 20s, 1115 00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:49,202 you should have at least two bath towels that match. 1116 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:50,870 Now that I'm in my 20s, I'm just glad 1117 00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:52,118 I'm not in fucking jail. 1118 00:45:52,208 --> 00:45:54,951 Fair. 1119 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,044 Cheers. 1120 00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:57,960 - Thanks. - Thanks. 1121 00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:00,588 Oh, uh, miss? 1122 00:46:00,675 --> 00:46:01,675 Hi. 1123 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,375 Um, I asked for no dressing. 1124 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,549 - You sure? - Yeah, positive. 1125 00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:08,158 Yeah, this dressing contains mayonnaise, 1126 00:46:08,182 --> 00:46:09,389 and I'm allergic to eggs. 1127 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:11,341 I'm allergic to people with allergies. 1128 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:12,767 You don't hear me whining. 1129 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,349 Excuse me? 1130 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,772 I'd like to speak to the manager. 1131 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:18,858 Okay. 1132 00:46:21,487 --> 00:46:22,728 Hi. 1133 00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:23,882 You wanted to speak to the manager? 1134 00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:25,067 What seems to be the problem? 1135 00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:27,031 - You're the manager? - Mm-hmm. 1136 00:46:27,118 --> 00:46:30,111 - Well, you're rude. - Okay. 1137 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:32,537 - Oh, no, are you leaving? - Yeah. 1138 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:34,080 And I'm never coming back. 1139 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:35,782 Okay, 'cause what I could really use 1140 00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:38,368 are some more customers who are allergic to food. 1141 00:46:38,462 --> 00:46:39,919 Bye. 1142 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:44,299 This is alive. 1143 00:46:44,385 --> 00:46:45,967 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see. 1144 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:49,421 - What are you doing? - Sterilizing it. 1145 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:51,051 Just a minute. Kills the bacteria. 1146 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:53,134 No, you guys. That's a myth. 1147 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,934 It actually creates super bacteria, 1148 00:46:55,021 --> 00:46:56,603 which is even more dangerous. 1149 00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:57,833 Oh, you see, we're a bit more worried about 1150 00:46:57,857 --> 00:46:59,689 super-tweaky meth freaks, so... 1151 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,186 Okay, well, sponges are, like, 1152 00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:03,143 five for a dollar, so you shouldn't have 1153 00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:04,464 a maintenance plan for your sponge. 1154 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:06,104 When it gets dirty, just throw it away. 1155 00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:07,655 Gotcha. 1156 00:47:07,742 --> 00:47:09,529 Do you guys reuse your Q-tips? 1157 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:10,699 No, don't answer that. 1158 00:47:10,786 --> 00:47:12,948 Also, there's one more thing. 1159 00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:16,727 - What is this? - It's a box of clean underwear. 1160 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:17,958 Yeah, we share our underwear. 1161 00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:19,187 I don't have time to fold. Do you, Debs? 1162 00:47:19,211 --> 00:47:21,077 - Nope. - Oh. 1163 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:22,288 Okay. 1164 00:47:22,381 --> 00:47:24,919 All right, I'm a little surprised I have to say this, 1165 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:28,218 but you guys should each have your own underwear. 1166 00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:29,340 Why do you give a shit? 1167 00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:30,574 No one's asking you to stay here. 1168 00:47:30,598 --> 00:47:31,598 You can go. 1169 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:32,682 We had a mom once. 1170 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:33,928 She didn't stick around. 1171 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,304 Okay, sorry. 1172 00:47:35,394 --> 00:47:36,851 I was just making a suggestion. 1173 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,144 So was I. 1174 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,847 Hey, I thought I was the angry one. 1175 00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:43,274 - What are you doing? - Vampire power. 1176 00:47:43,361 --> 00:47:45,648 Appliances use electricity just from being plugged in. 1177 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:47,049 So that's why I'm going to make sure 1178 00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:49,065 shit stays unplugged from now on. 1179 00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:50,260 - That's smart. - Whoa, watch out. 1180 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:52,150 - Whoa, Jesus. - What's up? 1181 00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,327 - Hi. - Here. 1182 00:47:54,413 --> 00:47:57,121 - Where'd you get this from? - Yeah, I won a bet. 1183 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:01,535 God, you guys, seriously. 1184 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,746 We do not need this fan plugged in. 1185 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:05,375 I could fly a fucking kite in here. 1186 00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,424 What... 1187 00:48:07,510 --> 00:48:08,921 what the hell is going on? 1188 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,593 So for every one of these we recharge, 1189 00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:11,920 we make, like, 15 bucks. 1190 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:13,241 So we're gonna go out every single day, 1191 00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:14,099 collect 'em, and recharge 'em. 1192 00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,100 Mm-hmm. 1193 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,387 - Carl. - What? 1194 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,389 I just paid an $800 electric bill. 1195 00:48:18,479 --> 00:48:20,311 You cannot be charging scooters in here. 1196 00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:21,730 Power's not free. 1197 00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:23,648 I'm not using our power. 1198 00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:28,858 ♪♪ Got your mind on a mission ♪♪ 1199 00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:31,656 ♪♪ A sick city vision ♪♪ 1200 00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:35,702 ♪♪ The sun and moon are kissing for you ♪♪ 1201 00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:37,575 ♪♪ Hey... ♪♪ 1202 00:48:37,665 --> 00:48:39,998 Just so you know, this is considered stealing. 1203 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:42,041 Hey, just so you know, the people that live here 1204 00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:43,869 have a sign in their front yard that says 1205 00:48:43,963 --> 00:48:45,545 "Drive like your kids live here." 1206 00:48:45,631 --> 00:48:47,623 Plug that fucker in. 1207 00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:50,459 ♪♪ Hey, gotta get down, gotta shake it to the ground ♪♪ 1208 00:48:50,553 --> 00:48:53,717 ♪♪ I'm a runaround ♪♪ 1209 00:48:59,728 --> 00:49:03,187 All right, turn this into more drinks, please. 1210 00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:05,357 Evening, dream team. 1211 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,526 Can I get a... 1212 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:09,728 a beer and a bump? 1213 00:49:12,533 --> 00:49:15,446 - What? - That's my stool. 1214 00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:19,307 Well, tough shit. Looks like it's my stool now. 1215 00:49:19,331 --> 00:49:21,011 Come on, it's my stool. That's where I sit. 1216 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:22,782 Come on, let me sit here. 1217 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:25,836 Get... fuck. All right, fine. Jesus. 1218 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:29,665 Who's the new barback? 1219 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:30,819 That's Santiago. 1220 00:49:30,843 --> 00:49:32,800 He's staying with us until we find his father. 1221 00:49:32,887 --> 00:49:34,094 Wh-where'd he come from? 1222 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:35,740 What we thought was Child Services. 1223 00:49:35,764 --> 00:49:38,472 Santiago said that there are 1,000 boys living there. 1224 00:49:39,059 --> 00:49:41,016 Got separated from their families. 1225 00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:42,685 Crying, sleeping on the floor. 1226 00:49:42,771 --> 00:49:44,433 Wearing tinfoil blankets. 1227 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:46,606 - What the fuck? - It's like the Trail of Tears. 1228 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,399 I don't remember exactly what that was, 1229 00:49:48,486 --> 00:49:50,338 but they wouldn't call it that if they weren't crying. 1230 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:51,944 Well, they are here illegally. 1231 00:49:52,031 --> 00:49:53,693 They were escaping violence. 1232 00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:56,445 They came to Chicago to escape violence? 1233 00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:58,242 I don't see what the big deal is. 1234 00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:00,070 They got some hot meals, somewhere to sleep. 1235 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:01,871 It's kind of like a summer camp for them. 1236 00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:03,560 It's gotta be better than where they came from. 1237 00:50:03,584 --> 00:50:06,042 Yeah, Tommy, it's a regular fucking country club. 1238 00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:07,664 What are you doing? 1239 00:50:07,755 --> 00:50:09,166 I am not with you on this. 1240 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,418 They got separated from their parents. 1241 00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:16,879 You know, their lives were so shitty 1242 00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:19,339 that they risked everything to come to this country, 1243 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:20,890 of all places. 1244 00:50:20,976 --> 00:50:23,059 Yeah, land of the free. 1245 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:24,681 Home of the brave. 1246 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,889 Yeah, at least the brave part is still true. 1247 00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:28,644 - ♪♪ Oh, say... ♪♪ - No, no. 1248 00:50:28,734 --> 00:50:30,691 Silencio. Por favor. 1249 00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:32,144 Silencio. 1250 00:50:35,241 --> 00:50:36,823 Can I buy you a drink? 1251 00:50:37,201 --> 00:50:38,201 Yes. 1252 00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:39,617 Hey, pump the brakes, cool breeze. 1253 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:40,972 - She's had enough. - What? 1254 00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:42,578 Let the guy buy me a drink 1255 00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:44,577 if he wants to buy a girl a drink. 1256 00:50:44,667 --> 00:50:46,829 Two rum and diets, please. 1257 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:51,038 - Do you wanna... party? - Sure. 1258 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:52,131 No. 1259 00:50:52,216 --> 00:50:53,627 Nope, no, no. 1260 00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:54,717 Nope. 1261 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,046 Nope, nope, no. 1262 00:50:56,136 --> 00:50:57,718 Come on. 1263 00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,407 - What'd I do? - I don't like you. 1264 00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:01,013 But I dropped something. 1265 00:51:06,814 --> 00:51:08,555 What the fuck is that? 1266 00:51:08,649 --> 00:51:10,060 What? What? 1267 00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:11,357 That scratching noise. 1268 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:15,479 I don't hear anything. 1269 00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:17,530 Something is crawling around inside your walls. 1270 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:21,109 It's probably rats the size of toasters. 1271 00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:22,430 There, that. 1272 00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:23,865 There it is again. 1273 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:29,375 There. 1274 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:30,997 Fixed it. 1275 00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:33,789 Hey, Gallaghers. 1276 00:51:33,882 --> 00:51:36,044 Got a present for ya. 1277 00:51:36,135 --> 00:51:38,218 Now what? 1278 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,763 Shit. 1279 00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:47,719 Jesus. 1280 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,271 She's fine. Just passed out. 1281 00:51:50,357 --> 00:51:51,893 Sweet dreams, baby girl. 1282 00:51:51,984 --> 00:51:53,691 Well, she's all yours. 1283 00:51:53,777 --> 00:51:55,143 We gotta get back to the bar. 1284 00:51:55,237 --> 00:51:57,320 - Thanks, guys. - Thanks. 1285 00:51:57,406 --> 00:51:59,773 She do this a lot? 1286 00:51:59,867 --> 00:52:00,983 Yeah. 1287 00:52:01,076 --> 00:52:02,487 Well, lately. 1288 00:52:22,014 --> 00:52:24,927 Santiago singing "The Star- Spangled Banner" in Spanish