1
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Hey, buddy!

2
00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:05,336
You missed it, didn't you?

3
00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:06,913
Last week.

4
00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,919
Want to know what happened?

5
00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,875
Huh?

6
00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,385
Give me a buck.

7
00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,471
Ooh!
<i>Met a woman.</i>

8
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<i>Crazy as a loon.</i>

9
00:00:17,476 --> 00:00:19,843
<i>Made my heart stir
and my loins moist.</i>

10
00:00:19,937 --> 00:00:22,054
Dr. Jones?
Dr. Ingrid Jones?

11
00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,639
My medications were off.
Wasn't the real me.

12
00:00:24,733 --> 00:00:27,726
I think it was the real you,
and I loved it.

13
00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:29,776
<i>Probably the worst lay
I've ever had.</i>

14
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<i>You fuck for shit.</i>

15
00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,068
Fuck you, I fuck for shit.

16
00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:34,569
See you later, Jabby!

17
00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,012
<i>You sure Fiona said
she was gonna drive you?</i>

18
00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,036
<i>Yep.</i>

19
00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,198
I'm gonna miss you.

20
00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:39,529
I love you guys.

21
00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:44,542
If I don't come up
with 25 grand,

22
00:00:44,628 --> 00:00:47,120
I'm gonna be in default
on my partnership agreement

23
00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:51,174
and lose
my $100,000 investment.

24
00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:55,049
Then I'll have to foreclose
on my apartment building.

25
00:00:55,138 --> 00:00:56,800
- Is Ford here?
- I got this, Patty.

26
00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,472
You said Patty
was your mother.

27
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I'm his wife.

28
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I'm such a fucking idiot!

29
00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:02,163
- Take your fucking hands...
- No!

30
00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:04,395
- ...off my car!
- Fiona!

31
00:01:09,111 --> 00:01:10,192
Fuck.

32
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Fiona!

33
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<i>♪♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪♪</i>

34
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<i>♪♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪♪</i>

35
00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,621
<i>♪♪ You were beaming
once before ♪♪</i>

36
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<i>♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪</i>

37
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<i>♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪</i>

38
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<i>♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪</i>

39
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<i>♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪</i>

40
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<i>♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪</i>

41
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<i>♪♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪♪</i>

42
00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,777
<i>♪♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪♪</i>

43
00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:04,035
<i>♪♪ You were willing
once before ♪♪</i>

44
00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:08,459
<i>♪♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪♪</i>

45
00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:11,788
<i>♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪</i>

46
00:02:11,882 --> 00:02:15,296
<i>♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪</i>

47
00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,172
<i>♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪</i>

48
00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:21,131
<i>♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪</i>

49
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What the fuck?

50
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- Jesus fucking Christ.
- Smoke?

51
00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,232
Does anyone smell smoke?

52
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It's not the smoke alarm.

53
00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,864
Where is that sound
coming from?

54
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You know, it could be a bomb.

55
00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,860
It's not a bomb.

56
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Watch out, bud.

57
00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,927
Oh, fucker.

58
00:03:05,102 --> 00:03:06,309
Ian.

59
00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,727
Shithead.

60
00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,224
Genius.

61
00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,101
Oh, that's so sweet.

62
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He doesn't want us
to forget him.

63
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Yeah, it's real sweet.

64
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All right,
go to bed, guys.

65
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Three, two,

66
00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,135
one, go!

67
00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:47,220
Whoo!

68
00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,969
Wha-ho!
Well?

69
00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,180
- Five and a half seconds.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!

70
00:03:52,274 --> 00:03:54,311
I knew it!
I knew that Vaseline

71
00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,267
would make better lube
than lube.

72
00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:57,977
We're smoking now.
I got

73
00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,937
some velocity down there.

74
00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,613
<i>Ingrid?
You okay in there?</i>

75
00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,566
Your neighbors
are a pain in the ass.

76
00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,300
No, it's my ex-husband.

77
00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:06,827
He thinks he can look after me

78
00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,779
just because we share
a duplex wall.

79
00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:09,874
Oh.

80
00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,950
I'm fine, Randy!
Go back to bed!

81
00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,438
<i>You sure, hon?
Maybe I should come in.</i>

82
00:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,124
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm on a date.

83
00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,375
Never been better.
Bye!

84
00:04:17,466 --> 00:04:18,673
Man.

85
00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,466
I never realized
how much fun

86
00:04:20,552 --> 00:04:22,464
indoor tobogganing
could be.

87
00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:24,136
It should be a thing.

88
00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:26,805
You know, you shouldn't
have to be off your meds

89
00:04:26,892 --> 00:04:29,134
to have this much fun.

90
00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,184
It is fun.

91
00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:34,059
- Fuck, you have strong weed.
- Uh-huh.

92
00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,349
It's supposed to make you
really sleepy,

93
00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:38,435
but I don't know.
It just makes me all...

94
00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,611
vroom... alive.

95
00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,300
Well, when you wave
that flag in front of me,

96
00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:43,860
I feel like a bull
standing before

97
00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,408
a matador in "Barthelona."

98
00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:50,412
My little
Spanish-English muffin.

99
00:04:50,499 --> 00:04:51,956
All right, my turn.

100
00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,561
- All right, suit up.
- Okay, lube me up.

101
00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:54,701
Let's go.

102
00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,075
- To the top! Here we go!
- Okay.

103
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Whee!

104
00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,961
All right, guys,
cereal or toast?

105
00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,574
Do you have the stuff
to make pancakes?

106
00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:07,964
Pancakes?
Let's make pancakes.

107
00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,219
All right, let me rephrase.

108
00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,425
Cereal, toast, or nothing?

109
00:05:10,519 --> 00:05:11,519
Toast.

110
00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,094
Cereal.

111
00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,431
Oh, what's with the suit?
Somebody die?

112
00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,608
No, Brad's baby's
getting christened today.

113
00:05:18,693 --> 00:05:20,480
Christening?
Is that where you get the wine

114
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and shitty little cracker?

115
00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:22,982
No, that's confirmation.

116
00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,073
Christening's when you...

117
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waterboard the baby.

118
00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:26,761
All right,
we gotta divide and conquer

119
00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:28,902
now that school's out.
Who's gonna watch Liam today?

120
00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,361
- Nope.
- Not me.

121
00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:32,099
I'm in sixth grade.
I don't need a babysitter.

122
00:05:32,123 --> 00:05:33,601
Yeah, scholastically,
you're in sixth grade.

123
00:05:33,625 --> 00:05:35,036
In real life, you're nine.

124
00:05:35,126 --> 00:05:36,742
By the time I was nine,

125
00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:39,420
I had three years' experience
being a full-time nanny.

126
00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,372
In fact,
how would you like to make

127
00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:43,332
five bucks an hour
this summer, Liam?

128
00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:45,634
Ten bucks
and one-hour lunch.

129
00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,756
Deal.

130
00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,383
No, Liam's a minor,
all right?

131
00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,593
He's got to have another adult
around to watch Franny.

132
00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:52,888
Better Liam
than some shitty day care

133
00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:54,247
that'll cram her
into a Pack 'n Play

134
00:05:54,271 --> 00:05:55,478
with eight other toddlers.

135
00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,102
You love your Uncle Liam,

136
00:05:58,191 --> 00:05:59,523
don't you, girlfriend?

137
00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,271
Hey, Carl,
what you got today?

138
00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,318
Kelly's coming over later
to help me move.

139
00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,445
They can hang out with us,

140
00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,321
as long as you guys disappear
when we bone.

141
00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:08,219
- Move? Where you going?
- Leveling up, son.

142
00:06:08,243 --> 00:06:10,155
Liam's got Fiona's room.
Debbie's got Debbie's.

143
00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,305
Figure since Ian's
out of the house,

144
00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,640
I'll take Frank's room,
let you rock

145
00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,392
with the boys' room solo,
if that's cool with you.

146
00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:16,282
Yeah, sure,
sounds good to me.

147
00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,478
We can't
not have a bed

148
00:06:17,502 --> 00:06:18,913
for Frank anymore, can we?

149
00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:20,273
- Of course we can.
- Fuck Frank.

150
00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,816
Shouldn't we get
Fiona's opinion first?

151
00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,082
- No.
- I'm kind of worried about her.

152
00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,987
She hasn't responded to any
of my texts or calls.

153
00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,571
- Have you guys heard from her?
- Mm-mm.

154
00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,175
To stand Ian up
on his last day before prison

155
00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:31,868
and not drive him
when she said she would...

156
00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:32,892
it's not like her.

157
00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:35,013
Uh, it's called
passive-aggression, Debs.

158
00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,685
She's still mad at Ian.

159
00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,309
Hey, girls are in school.

160
00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,769
Coffee's hot.
We're out of milk.

161
00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,276
Laundry is clean.
I'm late to open.

162
00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:48,731
How was closing?

163
00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,532
Oh, it was fine.

164
00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:53,327
Oh, but I think I forgot
to turn on the dishwasher.

165
00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,699
What's all this stuff?

166
00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:56,267
Oh,
that's our old baby stuff.

167
00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:57,407
Purging all those sex toys

168
00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,991
made me realize
how much old shit

169
00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,496
we still had lying around.

170
00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,829
My girl Shawntelle's
coming for it.

171
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,459
Who the hell's Shawntelle?

172
00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,506
Shawntelle, the one
who does my locks.

173
00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:07,925
I told you about her.

174
00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,877
Six kids,
one has Down syndrome,

175
00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,964
no baby daddy,
set of twins on the way?

176
00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,141
You're giving away
all our baby stuff?

177
00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,704
What, you think
I can get money for it?

178
00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,247
No, I don't think
you should be giving away

179
00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,854
Gemma's froggy bib
or Amy's Little LambLamb.

180
00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,433
Well, I saved
all of their favorite stuff.

181
00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,984
Plus, we need to make room
upstairs for the twin beds.

182
00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:27,983
Twin beds?
V, they're not ready for that.

183
00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,905
They're tiny little
squishy babies.

184
00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:32,574
They're not, Kev.
They're four years old.

185
00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,994
Amy can pick up
her toddler bed and bench it.

186
00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,323
Plus, we don't need to be
holding on to old baby shit

187
00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:40,078
when we're done
having babies.

188
00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,915
Done having babies?

189
00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:45,955
You said we were gonna

190
00:07:46,049 --> 00:07:47,790
talk about that
down the line.

191
00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:50,922
Sure, we're gonna talk
about it down the line.

192
00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,799
Of course we will,
but not

193
00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,346
when I'm late to open,
okay?

194
00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:55,798
Okay, let's just say,

195
00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:58,805
upon talking about it
down the line,

196
00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,512
we decide to have
loads more babies.

197
00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,125
Kev, we don't have room
for all this shit

198
00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,640
in this small-ass house.

199
00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,521
If you want
to pick out five items

200
00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,227
for sentimental reasons, fine,

201
00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,857
but the rest
is going to Shawntelle.

202
00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:12,440
Five total or-or-or
five per daughter?

203
00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,741
I don't care!

204
00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:27,080
<i>Fiona?</i>

205
00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,789
<i>Fiona, are you
in there?</i>

206
00:08:28,883 --> 00:08:31,796
<i>Open up!</i>

207
00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,969
Come on.

208
00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,842
I'll take your door off!

209
00:08:35,932 --> 00:08:38,549
No, hang on.

210
00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:41,010
I'm coming.

211
00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,692
Holy shit.

212
00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:54,982
- It's fine.
- Your face!

213
00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:57,739
- This is not fine, Fiona!
- I'm fine.

214
00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:58,787
I'm fine.

215
00:08:58,788 --> 00:08:59,949
You need stitches.

216
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,121
What happened to you?

217
00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,166
It's nothing.

218
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,079
It was a... car accident.

219
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:06,707
You got into
a car accident?

220
00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:08,458
Oh, my God,
are you okay?

221
00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,789
Fiona!

222
00:09:11,092 --> 00:09:13,129
Why didn't you call us?

223
00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,757
We had no idea that you were
in a car accident.

224
00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,087
We just thought you stood Ian up
because you were pissed.

225
00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,929
Oh, my God, Ian.

226
00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:22,385
- Oh, hey.
- Oh, my God.

227
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,015
No, no, no.
Fiona, hey.

228
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,562
Hey, hey, hey.
Shh, shh, shh.

229
00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,059
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on.

230
00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:30,143
You can't sleep.
You may have a concussion, okay?

231
00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,023
We're gonna get you
to a doctor.

232
00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,570
Do you know
where your car is now?

233
00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,325
<i>Come in!</i>

234
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,573
Hey, what's up?
Come help me move.

235
00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,666
Where?

236
00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,333
My new bachelor pad,
where no one'll be.

237
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,064
I'll help you move later.
We're supposed to do

238
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,250
West Point application prep
today, remember?

239
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,457
W-wait, can't we at least
move some furniture?

240
00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:53,944
We'll start
with an ACT practice test,

241
00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:55,755
since you need a minimum score
of 28 on that.

242
00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,928
West Point requires you
to have a 3.75 GPA,

243
00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,801
and that's including
four years of English,

244
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:01,577
four years of
college-preparatory mathematics,

245
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,433
including algebra,
geometry, trigonometry...

246
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,103
Uh, yeah, I've waited 17 years
for my own bedroom

247
00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,896
that has a door
that locks.

248
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:10,190
Liam, you'll proctor
for us, won't you?

249
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:13,103
Franny's napping.
I'm on my union break.

250
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,812
You just have
to hold the stopwatch.

251
00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,113
45 minutes for part one,

252
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,235
45 minutes for part two,

253
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,033
and 90 minutes
for part three.

254
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,680
Can we at least move
some furniture first?

255
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:23,787
We all gotta do things
we don't want to do sometimes,

256
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,267
like the 10K I have to run
right now

257
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,499
to stay Annapolis-strong.

258
00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,792
Part one.
Go!

259
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:35,169
Psst, nerd.

260
00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:36,967
What does this word mean?

261
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,045
"Assessment."
It's a noun.

262
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:42,428
An evaluation or estimation
of someone's ability.

263
00:10:43,017 --> 00:10:44,724
Oh, fuck me.

264
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,103
So what's the plan here?
You're shaving me?

265
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,646
Just from the chin down.

266
00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,098
I am gonna make you

267
00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:54,481
my adorable
little hairless mouse boy.

268
00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,484
Unless you'd prefer
rat boy.

269
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,690
I'm gonna go mouse.

270
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,947
- Mm.
- Yeah.

271
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:05,529
Aw, thanks for riding
this wave with me, Frank.

272
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:08,286
It is so nice
to have company.

273
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:11,164
- Freak flags must fly high.
- Mm-hmm.

274
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:14,042
Besides, there's nothing
you could do to scare me.

275
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,169
I've seen it all,
smoked it all,

276
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,921
and handled it all.

277
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,503
Well, you are a mouse boy
among men.

278
00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:23,843
What would you be doing
right now

279
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,890
if you weren't hanging out
with me?

280
00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,809
Um...

281
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:31,685
I like to keep
my options open, live life.

282
00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:33,561
Oh, that is so healthy.

283
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,672
Twenty-two years of being
a psychotherapist,

284
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,983
I don't think I've ever heard
anything so healthy.

285
00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:42,282
You're a psychotherapist.
Uh...

286
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:43,968
No disrespect,
but aren't you a little...

287
00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,907
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The best of us

288
00:11:45,997 --> 00:11:48,614
have personal experience
with mental illnesses.

289
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,449
That's why we're good
at our jobs.

290
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,500
I mean, even Randy.

291
00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,624
He's a psychotherapist,

292
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,626
and he has boundary issues.

293
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,316
That's why he's
in my bathroom right now.

294
00:11:58,384 --> 00:11:59,528
Ingrid...

295
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,293
Jesus fucking Christ, man!

296
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:03,424
I told you that that key
was for emergencies.

297
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:04,909
You are now violating
our agreement!

298
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:06,285
- I-I...
- Violator.

299
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,141
I think this is
an emergency, Ingrid.

300
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,685
I heard tobogganing

301
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:10,771
at four in the morning.

302
00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,221
Now you're blowing off work,

303
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,977
and you're clearly
not taking your meds.

304
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,229
My first patient
isn't until 1 p.m.

305
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,047
Do you not think
that's a little irresponsible

306
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,111
to counsel others when you
have not taken your meds?

307
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,647
Oh, you don't think
it's irresponsible

308
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,573
for you to neglect
your patients

309
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,824
so that you can micromanage
my mental illness?

310
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,154
I'm Frank, by the way.

311
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,600
Stay out of this, Frank.
You have no idea

312
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:30,944
what you're
getting yourself into.

313
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,367
Hey, this has a cycle,
see?

314
00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,747
Super fun at the beginning.

315
00:12:34,837 --> 00:12:36,954
Stay up all night.
It's great.

316
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:38,835
But by tonight,

317
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,507
things will be very rough.

318
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:45,300
Ingy, Ingy, honey,

319
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,659
you just got out
of the psych ward, sweetie.

320
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:47,799
You need your medications.

321
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,849
I am missing my life, Randy.

322
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,472
I am missing it!

323
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,848
And besides,

324
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,180
Frank loves me

325
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,765
just as I am.

326
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,144
- I do.
- He does.

327
00:12:57,235 --> 00:13:00,854
You can find your way out...
R-Randall?

328
00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,031
It's Randy.

329
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,323
Randy.

330
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,241
Give it up.

331
00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,247
Here you go.
RAV4, right?

332
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,751
Oh, my God.

333
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,458
This car is totaled!

334
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,918
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.

335
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:26,837
Insurance will cover
a hit-and-run.

336
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,297
Y-you have insurance, right?

337
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,679
Did you call
the police?

338
00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:33,852
Did you file
an accident report?

339
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,930
You gotta find
whoever did this, Fiona.

340
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:40,476
I did it.

341
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,027
You did what?

342
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,440
I did this.
I was...

343
00:13:47,785 --> 00:13:49,242
drunk, and I didn't call
the police

344
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,241
'cause I was drunk.

345
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,539
You were driving drunk?

346
00:13:53,624 --> 00:13:55,832
The hell is going on with you?

347
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,706
It's adult shit, okay?

348
00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,796
Fuck that.

349
00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:01,668
I'm not a kid.

350
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,841
I have a kid.

351
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,378
All right, fine.

352
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,839
Uh...

353
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,844
the zoning fell through

354
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:13,300
on my old-age home yesterday,

355
00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,387
which means I got Max Whitford
stalking me

356
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,473
for $25K,

357
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:22,560
or else I lose my entire
$100K investment,

358
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,610
which fucks me, 'cause...

359
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,110
without an immediate profit
off that,

360
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,738
I actually cannot afford

361
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:33,696
my first and second mortgages
on my apartment building,

362
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,573
and that means
I'm gonna have to sell

363
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,283
my building.

364
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,585
Also, it turns out
that Ford's married.

365
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,882
Yeah.

366
00:14:45,968 --> 00:14:48,005
I found that out right before
I totaled this car,

367
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,214
which is gonna cost
thousands to fix.

368
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:56,018
So that on top
of the $1,800 that...

369
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:59,684
I just spent at the ER
and the $500

370
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:02,357
that this tow place
just charged me

371
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,150
means I'm so far up
shit's creek,

372
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,819
I don't even have lunch money.

373
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,027
And I'm such a fucking
piece of shit

374
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,159
that I forgot my own brother
was going to prison.

375
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,117
So what you're saying is,

376
00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,827
you've had
a shitty couple days.

377
00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:27,837
Yeah, I know, right?

378
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,714
It's gonna be okay, Fiona.

379
00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,130
It's gonna be okay.

380
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,341
Yeah?

381
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,302
You got a spare...

382
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:41,264
$25K lying around?

383
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,814
No.

384
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,087
But I got a friend
who might be able

385
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,727
to help us out
with the car, at least.

386
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,801
<i>♪♪ I'm a little teapot ♪♪</i>

387
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,782
<i>♪♪ Short and stout ♪♪</i>

388
00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,781
<i>♪♪ Here is my handle ♪♪</i>

389
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,828
<i>♪♪ Here's my spout ♪♪</i>

390
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:58,780
<i>♪♪ When I see the teacups ♪♪</i>

391
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:00,707
<i>♪♪ Hear me shout ♪♪</i>

392
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,955
<i>♪♪ Tip me up
and pour me out ♪♪</i>

393
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,128
There you go.

394
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,126
No way.

395
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,048
Aw!

396
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,751
Talk-a-bear?

397
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,296
That monster threw out
Talk-a-bear.

398
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,790
<i>Hi, Amy and Gemma.</i>

399
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,263
<i>This is Daddy,
and we're talking</i>

400
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,353
<i>into our Talk-a-bear.</i>

401
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,075
<i>Can you say "Daddy"?</i>

402
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,641
- <i>"Daddy."
- Doggy.</i>

403
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:27,647
<i>That's "doggy."
Woof, woof.</i>

404
00:16:27,737 --> 00:16:29,353
<i>Dada.</i>

405
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,114
Yeah, who is it?

406
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,288
<i>V's friend Shawntelle.</i>

407
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,035
<i>You must be Kevin.</i>

408
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:43,208
Nope, wrong house.

409
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,332
<i>Well, is 2113 North Wallace,
ain't it?</i>

410
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,664
<i>No parlez anglais!</i>

411
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:51,592
- Go away!
<i>- V told me she had some cribs</i>

412
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,885
<i>and six bags
of baby stuff for me.</i>

413
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:55,803
<i>I borrowed a truck.</i>

414
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,933
V and Kevin are dead!

415
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,434
<i>What?</i>

416
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:06,857
That's right!

417
00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:08,980
I murdered them!

418
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:12,275
Yeah, there's blood everywhere.

419
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,823
And you're next, Shawntelle.

420
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,992
Ruh-rar-ar-ar-ar-ar!

421
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:19,195
Yeah, that's a chain saw!

422
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,329
Whoa.

423
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,289
Look at this!

424
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:36,508
This is... impressive.

425
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,556
Oh, look at you.

426
00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,009
You sexy librarian, you.

427
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,639
You think these are hot,

428
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,016
wait till I put on
my sexy

429
00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,814
therapist blazer

430
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,268
and use Randy's
prescription pad

431
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:55,197
to write you 200 milligrams
of Wellbutrin.

432
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:57,115
Excellent.

433
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:59,409
Excellent.
How long's this gonna take?

434
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,612
Uh, I got three patients.

435
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,119
- Fifty minutes a session.
- Jesus.

436
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,450
People have 50 minutes
of shit to whine about?

437
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,230
You know, there's a Starbucks
right on the corner.

438
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,054
Why don't you just go ahead
and hang out there

439
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,650
- for three hours or something?
- No, I don't want to be

440
00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:13,961
away from you that long.
Can't I hide here and watch?

441
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,212
Oh, no.

442
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,590
No, no, you-you won't even
know I'm here.

443
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,967
I will be quiet

444
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,969
as a hairless mouse.

445
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,265
Oof.
Yikes.

446
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,889
So what do you think?

447
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,565
Can you hook us up, Farhad?

448
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:43,028
What'd he say?

449
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,082
He's gonna strip it,
give you 600 bucks for parts,

450
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,535
and then we'll dump it
in the weeds

451
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,993
behind that empty lot
off 16 and Michigan.

452
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,328
Take the cops, like, a week
to find it back there.

453
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,066
And then you just contact
your insurance company,

454
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,503
tell them it was stolen,
and they'll pay off your lease.

455
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:56,593
Really?

456
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,880
Yeah, we do it all the time.

457
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,761
Issa! Abdul!

458
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,261
All right, go.

459
00:19:07,355 --> 00:19:09,768
Go do whatever
you're gonna do today.

460
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:10,857
You sure?

461
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,477
Yeah, I'm just gonna

462
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,150
be here...

463
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:16,569
...being a felon.

464
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,361
- Maybe I should hang out.
- Nah, go.

465
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:27,539
I'm gonna get
my 600 bucks,

466
00:19:27,625 --> 00:19:30,117
head over to Patsy's,
list my building online.

467
00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:32,794
Go. You got
better shit to do today.

468
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,293
Okay.
I'll see you later.

469
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,445
Hey, Farhad,
what are you doing today?

470
00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:39,946
- Pretty busy, actually, with...
- No, you're not.

471
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,757
I'll be back for you
in three hours.

472
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,600
Why are you
at your desk this week,

473
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,602
Dr. Jones?
You're always in your chair.

474
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,058
Yeah.

475
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:56,234
It seems to bother you
that I'm not in my chair.

476
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:01,611
Let's, um...
let's talk about that. Why?

477
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,388
It's just, I don't like
when things change suddenly.

478
00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:06,244
Ah,
because of your mother.

479
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:08,948
Yes.

480
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,749
Yeah.

481
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,577
Yeah, she's
the reason that I have

482
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,879
body dysmorphia
and can't get out of bed.

483
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,957
Oh.

484
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,486
Do you know she even
lords it over me

485
00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,172
that she pays
for this therapy...

486
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,989
...at $275 an hour?

487
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,426
Mm.

488
00:20:25,516 --> 00:20:27,348
Um,

489
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,178
let's just talk some more
about that body dysmorphia.

490
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,603
Tell me about that.

491
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:35,433
Well, it's my head.
It is...

492
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,438
disproportionately large.

493
00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,315
Yes!

494
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:41,067
Um...

495
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:43,240
Jesus Christ,
did I get any right?

496
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,406
You know what?

497
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:45,493
Who cares about scores?

498
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,864
This is just a tool to see

499
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,116
where your strengths
and your weaknesses lie.

500
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,163
But what was
my score, though?

501
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,663
Think you got a couple
of them right... maybe.

502
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:54,980
You know,
it doesn't matter.

503
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,273
Now we know
that we need to brush up

504
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,209
on comp lit,
algebra, geometry,

505
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,818
trigonometry, U.S. history,
government,

506
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,049
and reading comprehension.

507
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,446
Well, that's, like,
all the subjects.

508
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:04,587
Liam will help us.
Won't you, Liam?

509
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,012
Let's start with
the <i>Bob</i> books.

510
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:08,681
"Bob has a dog.
Pat likes cats."

511
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,245
I love those books.

512
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,101
He's not kidding.

513
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,726
So Fiona didn't blow Ian off
because she was pissed at him.

514
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,216
She got into
a fucking car accident.

515
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,608
That's why she didn't show!

516
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,311
- Wait, is she okay?
- No, it's really bad.

517
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:22,816
She totaled her car,

518
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,907
and she broke her wrist,

519
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,152
she's nonstop ugly-crying,

520
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,279
and I've never
seen her this bad before.

521
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,157
And wait, Ford is married
and has a whole other family

522
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,433
and life and a bunch
of kids in Chicago.

523
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:33,057
- Wait, wait, wait, what?
- Motherfucker!

524
00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,561
And now Fiona has to sell
her building today

525
00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:35,812
because she doesn't have money
for lunch.

526
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,418
Okay, Debs,
where is she now?

527
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,774
I don't know.
We were dealing with the car.

528
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,130
She said she could handle it.

529
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,332
What, and you left her?

530
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:42,711
What was I supposed to do?

531
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,112
She said she's fine.
She's going to Patsy's.

532
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,256
All right, fine.
You tag out.

533
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:46,531
I'm gonna go find Fiona,
all right?

534
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,467
And I'll handle Ford.

535
00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,392
Oh, God.

536
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,391
That was so hot.

537
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,144
Okay, now it's your turn.

538
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,317
- I'm gonna get under the desk.
- What?

539
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:03,270
Yeah, yeah, just tell
my next patient I'm out sick.

540
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,900
It's not hard.
It's not hard.

541
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,653
All you're gonna do
is listen and nod.

542
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,950
Now, if you get in a jam,

543
00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,402
you just repeat back
what they said

544
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:11,862
in an empathetic tone.

545
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:19,836
Shit.

546
00:22:19,922 --> 00:22:21,663
Debbie told you?

547
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,293
Yeah, course she told me.

548
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,341
- Fuck, you okay?
- I'm fine.

549
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:26,822
Debbie thinks
you're gonna kill yourself.

550
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,929
I'm fine.

551
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,596
You know, nine stitches,

552
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,265
no concussion,

553
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,892
wrist'll take eight weeks,

554
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,016
but I'll be fine.

555
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:39,983
Why are you in a suit?

556
00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,855
Oh, Brad's baby's
getting christened.

557
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:45,987
But, you know,
I can skip it.

558
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:47,073
You know,
let's figure this out.

559
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,093
I mean, how deep
are you in the hole?

560
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:50,575
No need.
I listed my building.

561
00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:53,278
There's gonna be
an open house at 1 p.m.

562
00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,908
You don't have to do that,
though.

563
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:56,160
I want to sell it.

564
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,123
Give me that.

565
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,046
So how was Ian

566
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,927
when you dropped him off
at prison?

567
00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:14,053
Was he upset?

568
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:16,601
No.

569
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,724
No, he was okay.

570
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,682
You know, he stayed strong.
Yeah.

571
00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:24,984
I'm gonna get up there
first visiting hours I can.

572
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,936
You got a hell
of a good excuse.

573
00:23:27,031 --> 00:23:28,272
All right?
He'll be cool.

574
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:46,299
Debbie.

575
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:47,874
Who's he?

576
00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:48,968
Farhad.

577
00:23:50,512 --> 00:23:51,593
What's going on?

578
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,512
Nothing.

579
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,091
I just have this giant prick
of an asshole

580
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,426
who I'm gonna torture today.

581
00:23:57,519 --> 00:23:58,872
Committed a crime
against womanhood

582
00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:01,104
way worse than any
of those misogynistic assholes

583
00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:02,931
we hit with welded dicks.

584
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:06,018
I mean, this guy deserves
the fucking works.

585
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,631
Was wondering if you wanted
to join us,

586
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,937
for old times' sake?

587
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,232
What kind of torture
we talking?

588
00:24:12,326 --> 00:24:14,818
True, brutal,
and unrelenting.

589
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:16,904
- Can we use power tools?
- Hmm!

590
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,621
What do you think?
Should we start?

591
00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:28,001
Y-yes.

592
00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,334
So sorry, Father.

593
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,427
Brad, Camille...

594
00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:33,094
Thanks
for inviting me today.

595
00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:35,297
Yeah. Yeah, man.
Worst thing you can do

596
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,178
when you're having
a tough time is be alone.

597
00:24:37,267 --> 00:24:39,037
...responsibility
for his training...

598
00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,975
Fuck me, that door is heavy.

599
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,394
Shit.

600
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,484
Hey!

601
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:47,934
'Sup, Denis?

602
00:24:48,028 --> 00:24:49,109
Oh, yas, queen.

603
00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:51,779
Aunt Gayle,
looking good, sister!

604
00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,072
You know her?

605
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,615
No, we, um,

606
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:57,570
hung out at Brad's wedding
and we... fucked

607
00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,746
- badly.
- Oh, shit.

608
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,949
Really, Tami?
Twenty minutes late.

609
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,499
Slow your roll, okay?

610
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:05,872
- There was no parking.
- You're the godmother.

611
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,963
We were about to get
my cousin Jennifer to fill in.

612
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,048
Well, I'm here now.

613
00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:10,465
Let's do this.
Hi.

614
00:25:10,551 --> 00:25:13,385
Okay, sorry, Father.
Please continue.

615
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,258
Uh, Brad, Camille,

616
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,840
you have asked to have
your child baptized.

617
00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,142
It will be
your responsibility...

618
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:22,469
Oh, shit.
Wait.

619
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,555
You guys invited Jabby?

620
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:12,693
And if we put
a six-foot platform here,

621
00:26:12,780 --> 00:26:14,066
so many people would see it...

622
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:15,317
the foot traffic alone.

623
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:17,740
A six-foot platform?

624
00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,862
That's too much effort.

625
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,764
Can't we just castrate him
with Farhad's goat knife?

626
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,529
Or stone him.
In Islam, we bury

627
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,142
adulterers in the earth
with their heads sticking out,

628
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,328
- and then we stone them.
- No.

629
00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,455
We really gotta
make this one hurt.

630
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,377
Gotta humiliate
this motherfucker.

631
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:31,625
We can do this.

632
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:34,458
We are three skilled laborers!

633
00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:36,042
Hands in!

634
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,095
- Go, team!
- Go, team.

635
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:37,929
Okay.

636
00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:38,888
Go, team.

637
00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:39,889
Yes.

638
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,725
Name the three branches
of government.

639
00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:47,054
Pentagon, DMV, cops.

640
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:48,374
Who was the first
American president?

641
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,014
Easy.
Lincoln.

642
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,475
Who coined the term
"domino effect"

643
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:53,480
to describe the spread
of communism?

644
00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:56,817
Oh, Rovey Wade?

645
00:26:56,907 --> 00:26:58,694
Hey, yo, Gallaghers,

646
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,491
how you doing?

647
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,572
And person
I've never seen before.

648
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,830
I'm gonna stash some shit
in your basement for a while.

649
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,123
It's a secret

650
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,916
from V, so...

651
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,709
- don't tell V, okay?
- Uh, yeah.

652
00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:11,981
Why are you saving
baby stuff, though?

653
00:27:12,005 --> 00:27:13,274
Aren't the girls,
like, four now?

654
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,961
You shut your mouth, Carl.

655
00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:17,510
Next question.

656
00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,051
Who was the first
American president

657
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:20,800
to serve
two nonconsecutive terms?

658
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,346
Oh, fuck if I know.

659
00:27:22,432 --> 00:27:23,593
Grover Cleveland.

660
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,471
Oh, from <i>Sesame Street?</i>

661
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:27,645
Oh, my God.

662
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,388
I don't understand.

663
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:32,519
Dr. Jones is just out sick?

664
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:34,851
Therapists can't do that.

665
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:37,562
Why not?
They get sick, just like us.

666
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,022
Okay, go ahead.

667
00:27:39,116 --> 00:27:40,982
Uh, what's your problem?
Tell me quickly.

668
00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,568
Sor... s-somewhat quickly.

669
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,280
Not a great week
this week.

670
00:27:47,374 --> 00:27:49,240
I couldn't get out of bed
yesterday

671
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:50,603
- because I kept thinking...
- Jesus, you too?

672
00:27:50,627 --> 00:27:52,209
What is it with you people?

673
00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:55,164
Get the fuck out of bed.

674
00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,259
Well, my ex,
Jeremy,

675
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:03,133
keeps calling me
and calling me and calling me,

676
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:04,714
and I'm trying
to have boundaries,

677
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:07,642
but I also want him to call,
which I recognize is crazy.

678
00:28:07,728 --> 00:28:08,935
I just don't know
what to do.

679
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,058
Okay, slow down.
That's... that's too fast.

680
00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:12,980
Uh, um,

681
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:16,605
okay, first of all...
Jazmin, you're not crazy.

682
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,402
There are crazy people
out there.

683
00:28:18,488 --> 00:28:19,488
Um...

684
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:21,860
I have bipolar depression.

685
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,067
Ah, that's good.

686
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:25,161
That's good.

687
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,361
Bipolar, yes.

688
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:28,287
Uh... "bi,"

689
00:28:28,373 --> 00:28:30,990
from the Latin
meaning "two,"

690
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,952
meaning half the time,
you're kind of interesting,

691
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,065
and the other half, you're not
very interesting at all.

692
00:28:36,089 --> 00:28:38,046
Right now, talking
about your ex-boyfriend,

693
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,045
you-you're not
very interesting.

694
00:28:41,803 --> 00:28:44,170
Give me your phone.

695
00:28:49,895 --> 00:28:51,978
God.

696
00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:54,101
- Does that feel good or what?
- No!

697
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,231
That was the new iPhone...

698
00:28:55,317 --> 00:28:56,649
NYP.

699
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,397
That's it.
Not your problem.

700
00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:01,070
Get a new phone number
so he can't call you anymore.

701
00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,818
Get a more flattering haircut.

702
00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:04,865
Stop walking around
like a sorry sack of shit.

703
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:06,363
End this now.

704
00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:07,614
You gotta finish it.

705
00:29:07,704 --> 00:29:10,572
- NYP.
- Finish it now.

706
00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:12,953
Not my problem.

707
00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:14,752
Wow.

708
00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,544
Thank you, Doctor.

709
00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:24,447
What the hell,

710
00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:26,133
Gallagher?
Is your phone broken?

711
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,965
Holy shit.
What happened to your face?

712
00:29:29,059 --> 00:29:31,472
I'm fine.
Just a little hit-and-run.

713
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:33,553
God, that looks...

714
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:34,933
terrible.

715
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,434
Like, my brain
is rejecting

716
00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,892
that an otherwise very hot girl
can look this bad.

717
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,568
Anyway, I'm late
for my spin class,

718
00:29:40,654 --> 00:29:43,488
and your PayPal
didn't come through, girl.

719
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,573
Yeah, I...

720
00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,991
Tacky to make me
come find you.

721
00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:48,409
Selling this place?

722
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,202
Yeah, sorry.
I've just been swamped,

723
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,141
and I was in the hospital
most of the day yesterday...

724
00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:53,246
Totally get it.
No bigs.

725
00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,450
Just PayPal me right now.

726
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:59,504
I'm @maxwhitfordsaysyas.

727
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,501
Y-A-S.

728
00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,958
Do you not have the app?

729
00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:07,720
I don't have the $25K.

730
00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:11,174
You don't have $25K?

731
00:30:11,268 --> 00:30:14,511
Who doesn't have $25K?

732
00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,437
- Me?
- All right,

733
00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:18,059
so borrow it
against your portfolio.

734
00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,482
Call your guy.

735
00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:22,651
I don't have a guy,
Max,

736
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:23,979
and I got rejected
for a loan.

737
00:30:24,072 --> 00:30:25,358
I got nothing.

738
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,032
What about your other properties
and investments?

739
00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:29,905
Anything liquid
you can unload?

740
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:33,453
Oh.

741
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,701
Oh, you overleveraged?

742
00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,023
You told everybody
you could swim,

743
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:41,413
and now you're drowning?

744
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:46,543
Yeah, going down
like the fucking <i>Titanic.</i>

745
00:30:46,636 --> 00:30:48,252
Oh.

746
00:30:49,890 --> 00:30:51,927
You got anybody
you can call?

747
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:54,054
Uncle, mom, something?

748
00:30:54,811 --> 00:30:57,645
Nobody in my life
has that kind of money.

749
00:30:57,731 --> 00:30:59,563
That's why I'm selling
this place.

750
00:31:02,152 --> 00:31:04,235
Even if I could,

751
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,108
you just... you're not
gonna clear 25 large

752
00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,609
in a couple days.

753
00:31:08,075 --> 00:31:09,236
Come on,

754
00:31:09,326 --> 00:31:12,615
buyer will need to do
due diligence and inspections

755
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,741
and probably try to back out
at the end of escrow,

756
00:31:14,831 --> 00:31:17,073
try to fuck you with
a lowball offer last-minute.

757
00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:18,686
I mean, you're not
gonna have cash in hand

758
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,827
for at least 90 days.

759
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,205
Who's your listing agent?

760
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,379
I can't afford you, Max.

761
00:31:27,469 --> 00:31:29,210
Maybe I waive
my commission for you.

762
00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:32,888
You'd do that?

763
00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:34,840
Yeah.

764
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,973
I am not as big an asshole
as you think I am.

765
00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:39,808
Come on.

766
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,227
Pour me some warm chard

767
00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,979
and roll out the tour.

768
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,505
I might have a couple
possible buyers

769
00:31:45,529 --> 00:31:47,065
interested in a quick sale.

770
00:31:49,116 --> 00:31:50,652
Okay.

771
00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,533
My new chosen career.
You never can tell.

772
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,223
I know. I think you might
be really good at it.

773
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,474
You headed over
to First Monday?

774
00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,364
Jesus Christ, Randy!

775
00:31:58,458 --> 00:32:00,541
We're gonna have
to put a cowbell on you.

776
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,960
Ingy, First Monday.
You haven't forgotten, have you?

777
00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,912
No, no, we have not
forgotten First Monday.

778
00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,749
We're gonna definitely
be there... Frank and I.

779
00:32:07,843 --> 00:32:10,551
Bet your ass we're gonna
be at... First Monday.

780
00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:11,969
Good.
We'll see you there.

781
00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:13,971
First what?

782
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,719
Oh, all the therapists
in this building

783
00:32:15,809 --> 00:32:17,846
get together on the first
Monday of every month.

784
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,268
- Mm.
- It's usually, uh,

785
00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:21,311
somebody's birthday or...

786
00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,084
You know, it'll be quick.
We'll just make an appearance.

787
00:32:24,192 --> 00:32:25,979
Motherfucker!

788
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:27,463
What? What happ... what?

789
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,399
Are you all right?

790
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,946
Yeah, lock got stuck.

791
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:33,069
I just got frustrated.
You ready?

792
00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:38,113
Jabby!

793
00:32:38,206 --> 00:32:39,206
Hey!

794
00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:40,371
I was hoping you'd be here.

795
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,578
I've been having a lot

796
00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:43,034
of really great sex recently.

797
00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,448
- Uh-huh.
- Let's go bang one out,

798
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,441
get my average back in
the shitter, where it belongs.

799
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,067
Yeah, you know, I could use
some fresh puke on my shoes,

800
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,707
so that'll be good.

801
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:50,882
Who's this guy?

802
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,460
Jason, this is Tami.

803
00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:54,591
Tami, this is
my friend Jason.

804
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,013
Lip's my sponsor.

805
00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:57,681
Sponsor?

806
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,303
At, uh, AA.

807
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,061
Alcoholics Anonymous.

808
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,808
So you're at this sober?

809
00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:05,390
Yeah.
It's nice, right?

810
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:06,484
It's good juice.

811
00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:08,059
I mixed apple and cran.

812
00:33:08,153 --> 00:33:09,985
What, do you
collect weird sidekicks?

813
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,563
What happened to the last one,
that little girl with the Afro?

814
00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,364
- Her mother took her back.
- Hmm.

815
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,158
Yeah, running theme today.

816
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,610
Lost my baby too.

817
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:21,121
All right.

818
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,541
Okay.

819
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,584
Any of you kids
wanna do something fun

820
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,002
with your Auntie Tami?

821
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,704
- Yeah!
- Yeah, yeah.

822
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,415
Okay, well, who's never
smoked a cigarette before?

823
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,172
- Me!
- Oh, you haven't?

824
00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:34,489
Okay, well,
the first one's the hardest,

825
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:36,032
but you guys are gonna
be great. Come on.

826
00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:38,799
Follow me.
Follow your Auntie Tami.

827
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,972
Well, if you had the time,

828
00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:45,180
you could probably
get $425K for it.

829
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:46,605
That's what I was thinking.

830
00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:49,855
But it would cost you
$40K in closing costs,

831
00:33:49,945 --> 00:33:51,902
plus 120-day escrow,

832
00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:54,321
and you don't have
that kind of time.

833
00:33:55,951 --> 00:33:57,442
How much is your mortgage?

834
00:33:57,536 --> 00:33:58,536
I've got two.

835
00:33:58,620 --> 00:33:59,827
One is...

836
00:33:59,913 --> 00:34:02,121
What's the total?

837
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,290
$292,000.

838
00:34:05,293 --> 00:34:07,285
All right.

839
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,587
I'll give you $292,000 for it.

840
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:13,666
- Wait, you want to buy it?
- Yeah.

841
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,594
I'll take it off your hands
today, in cash, as is,

842
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,013
no inspections,
close in 30 days.

843
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:21,261
Could pay off your mortgages
and walk away.

844
00:34:22,936 --> 00:34:24,347
And I'll take care
of the $25K

845
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:27,930
you owe the partnership
so you don't default, but...

846
00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:29,856
I'm gonna charge you interest
on that.

847
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:32,526
But that-that'll leave me
with nothing, Max.

848
00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:36,776
It'll leave you
with your credit intact,

849
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:39,529
and you didn't
get foreclosed on.

850
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,992
You're pretty,
but I'm not a charity.

851
00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,213
<i>♪♪ Baby, I just flew in ♪♪</i>

852
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,296
<i>♪♪ Tell me what
you're doing... ♪♪</i>

853
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,846
Wow.

854
00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:06,260
What's all this?

855
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,518
I just love and appreciate
my beautiful wife,

856
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,816
the mother
to my wonderful children,

857
00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,608
and I thought
you might like some food

858
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:15,607
that's slightly...

859
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,313
aphrodisiac-y.

860
00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:20,733
Did you cheat on me?

861
00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:21,827
No.

862
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,868
But I did get you a gift.

863
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:31,043
I like the shape of the box.
Jewelry?

864
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:32,749
Better.

865
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,878
For our future baby.

866
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,379
Our what now?

867
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,257
We should have
another baby, V.

868
00:35:40,347 --> 00:35:41,633
We always talk,
we're gonna have

869
00:35:41,723 --> 00:35:43,305
this conversation
down the line,

870
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:45,223
and down the line
is today.

871
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:47,472
I want another baby.

872
00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:57,820
Yay.

873
00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,691
Hooray?
Say something.

874
00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:03,697
So much to say.

875
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:09,077
No. Hell no.
Over my dead damn body.

876
00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:10,603
You think I'm fucking
getting pregnant again?

877
00:36:10,627 --> 00:36:12,038
You said that we
were gonna have

878
00:36:12,128 --> 00:36:13,960
this conversation
down the line.

879
00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:15,834
That's what women say
when they mean no.

880
00:36:15,924 --> 00:36:17,165
Down the line, no.

881
00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:20,009
But babies, V.

882
00:36:20,095 --> 00:36:23,338
Baby tushies
and-and-and-and baby toesies,

883
00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:27,015
baby mullets
and baby fat rolls.

884
00:36:27,102 --> 00:36:29,139
You honestly
don't feel anything

885
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,765
when you look at this?

886
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,097
I feel grateful
for our two beautiful girls

887
00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,335
that we can't put in day care

888
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:36,021
without committing
identity fraud

889
00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:37,818
and making them be
the same damn person.

890
00:36:37,904 --> 00:36:41,022
We're too broke
to have more kids.

891
00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:42,357
Yes, yes, okay,

892
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,941
but look.

893
00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:47,654
I will do everything.

894
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,741
You just have to be
inconvenienced for nine months.

895
00:36:51,835 --> 00:36:53,326
Inconvenienced?

896
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:56,629
No, Kev.
N to the fucking O.

897
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:10,972
So how long has she
been awake, Frank?

898
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:13,554
Thirty-six, 38 hours.

899
00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:16,269
There's a woman
wearing plastic bags,

900
00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:18,601
and no one's talking
about it.

901
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,857
It's gonna get really bad
really soon...

902
00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:22,108
you know, her symptoms.

903
00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:24,406
I can handle
the symptoms, Randy.

904
00:37:24,492 --> 00:37:27,075
Listen, no.
Not like this, Frank.

905
00:37:27,871 --> 00:37:29,328
Manic adulations,

906
00:37:29,414 --> 00:37:31,781
violent delusions, insomnia.

907
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:35,626
Self-harm.

908
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:37,203
You won't understand
her diagnosis,

909
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,629
but in layman's terms,

910
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:41,253
she's batshit crazy.
Look at this.

911
00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:44,301
She's stabbed me 14 times
over the years.

912
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,471
Every time,
she was off her meds.

913
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:50,515
The switch will go off soon,

914
00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:52,434
and when it does,
you won't know what hit you.

915
00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:54,724
Thank you for the FYI,

916
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:56,396
but I'm a pro.

917
00:37:58,026 --> 00:38:00,393
Well, I wouldn't let myself
fall asleep if I were you.

918
00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:12,492
Be safe, all right?

919
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:20,333
Your super-sad friend
had to go, Jabby?

920
00:38:20,423 --> 00:38:23,006
Yeah, he's, uh,
headed off to a meeting.

921
00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:24,628
Come smoke with me.

922
00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:30,471
There you go.

923
00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:31,765
Thanks.

924
00:38:43,530 --> 00:38:45,237
My family is a lot.

925
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,731
I can't believe
you're here voluntarily.

926
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,033
Ah, you want to see a lot?

927
00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:51,075
Swing by the Gallagher
house sometime.

928
00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:56,661
So last time I saw you,

929
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,959
you asked me to dinner.
That offer still good?

930
00:39:00,713 --> 00:39:02,124
What, you want
to go on a date now?

931
00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:03,882
Guess so.

932
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:06,129
Fuck me. I mean,
I must be really hard up.

933
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:09,803
Come on.
I know a great place, loser.

934
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:11,721
You're driving.

935
00:39:46,009 --> 00:39:48,296
Come on, Rusty.
Let's roll.

936
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:54,597
Come on.

937
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:06,278
Come on, Rusty.
Let's go.

938
00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,106
What's the matter?

939
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,326
You don't wanna leave?

940
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,851
Ingy?

941
00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:48,402
<i>Motherfucker!</i>

942
00:40:48,488 --> 00:40:50,650
I fell asleep.

943
00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:57,323
Hey.

944
00:40:57,413 --> 00:40:58,904
- What's up?
- Hey.

945
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,866
- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.

946
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,701
I'm just, um,
reorganizing my books

947
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,252
by years of publication

948
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:07,455
whi-whi-while learning
Italian.

949
00:41:12,178 --> 00:41:14,044
Neat.
I-I heard a, uh...

950
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,845
a big crash in here.
Did something break?

951
00:41:15,932 --> 00:41:17,423
- Oh, no, no, no.
- No?

952
00:41:17,517 --> 00:41:19,759
No, I, uh...
I made a snack over there,

953
00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:22,344
if-if that's to which
you are referring.

954
00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:24,726
Uh...

955
00:41:25,191 --> 00:41:27,399
maybe it's time for us
to get some shuteye.

956
00:41:27,485 --> 00:41:28,485
Oh, no, no, no, no.

957
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:30,276
I c... I can't abandon
my project.

958
00:41:30,363 --> 00:41:31,695
That is a fool's game.

959
00:41:31,781 --> 00:41:34,068
Winners finish projects.

960
00:41:34,158 --> 00:41:35,649
Honey, do you feel all right?

961
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:38,156
You know, I made
a savory snack.

962
00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:41,205
A nice big piece of Brie
with some crackers.

963
00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:42,747
You want some?

964
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:46,202
Uh, I'm okay,
but thanks.

965
00:41:49,215 --> 00:41:51,332
<i>continues
speaking Italian</i>

966
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:52,917
Eat the Brie.

967
00:41:55,430 --> 00:41:57,513
So one older,
two younger.

968
00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,134
I'm the almost-middle.

969
00:41:59,225 --> 00:42:01,217
Someone's got to be
the problem child, right?

970
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,972
Are you that one
in your family?

971
00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:05,725
All Gallaghers
are problem children.

972
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,520
This is spicy as hell.

973
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,646
I told you.
Arturo knows what's up.

974
00:42:10,737 --> 00:42:11,737
Yeah.

975
00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:15,276
Anyway,

976
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,902
that's what I like
about doing hair.

977
00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:19,110
You can change it.
Grows back.

978
00:42:19,203 --> 00:42:20,910
Hair is never
the problem child.

979
00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:24,240
You got a job?

980
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:26,040
Yeah, I, uh, fix bikes.

981
00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:27,247
You know, over at Born Free.

982
00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:29,623
- Mm, that's right, with Brad.
- Yeah.

983
00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:31,900
You know I totally thought
he was gay when I first met him?

984
00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:33,756
Actually, I did too.

985
00:42:33,843 --> 00:42:34,843
Mm.

986
00:42:36,554 --> 00:42:39,513
B-T-dubs,
all the women in my family

987
00:42:39,599 --> 00:42:41,886
die of ovarian cancer
by the time they're 50,

988
00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,093
so I'm only on this Earth
for another 25 years or so.

989
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,348
Oh.

990
00:42:45,438 --> 00:42:47,896
That's a pretty intense
first date factoid.

991
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:50,395
Well, gotta take life
by the balls.

992
00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:51,566
I agree.

993
00:42:55,073 --> 00:42:57,440
Want to try
and fuck me properly this time?

994
00:42:57,533 --> 00:42:59,490
- What, like now?
- Yeah.

995
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,366
Yeah.

996
00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:18,336
Ugh.

997
00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,553
Mm.

998
00:43:27,647 --> 00:43:28,647
Cheers.

999
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:57,968
We did it.

1000
00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,052
Crushed it.

1001
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:00,548
Such craftsmanship.

1002
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:02,174
Shall we add
the cherry on top?

1003
00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:04,006
- Oh, yeah.
- Got the Taser right here.

1004
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:05,682
I got the pulley.

1005
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:15,734
Fucking A.

1006
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,062
Let's roll.

1007
00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:19,988
So there's a loophole
for West Point.

1008
00:44:20,074 --> 00:44:21,440
It's there
in the fine print.

1009
00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:23,025
If your academics
are not up to snuff,

1010
00:44:23,119 --> 00:44:24,346
you can submit
a personal statement

1011
00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:25,514
explaining that
you've had hardships

1012
00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:27,279
in the classroom
or at home.

1013
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:28,373
Kelly, I'm tired.

1014
00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:30,060
Okay, what's been difficult
about your life?

1015
00:44:30,084 --> 00:44:32,041
Just ballpark.

1016
00:44:32,128 --> 00:44:34,745
Was growing up
on the South Side rough?

1017
00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:35,875
No, it's awesome here.

1018
00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,582
Come on, Carl, try.
I want you to get in.

1019
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:39,736
- Why?
- Because I want my boyfriend

1020
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,251
to be West Point, Cadet.

1021
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:42,677
Wait, I'm your boyfriend?

1022
00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:45,464
Gross.

1023
00:44:45,558 --> 00:44:47,174
Yes.

1024
00:44:48,019 --> 00:44:50,477
So this is called the Adverse
Childhood Experience Study.

1025
00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:51,999
All you have to do
is answer yes or no,

1026
00:44:52,023 --> 00:44:53,458
and you get a point
for every fucked-up thing

1027
00:44:53,482 --> 00:44:55,018
that you've lived through.

1028
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,691
Okay.

1029
00:44:56,777 --> 00:44:58,109
Before your 18th birthday,

1030
00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,840
did a parent or other adult
in the household

1031
00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:03,198
often or very often
swear at you, insult you,

1032
00:45:03,284 --> 00:45:06,072
put you down,
or humiliate you?

1033
00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:07,162
Yes.

1034
00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:08,327
Oh, which one?

1035
00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:09,414
All four.

1036
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:11,493
That's four points, Carl.

1037
00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:13,621
Finally, a test
he does well on.

1038
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:15,873
Uh, before
your 18th birthday,

1039
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,900
did you live with anyone
who was a problem drinker,

1040
00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:20,086
alcoholic,
or used street drugs?

1041
00:45:20,176 --> 00:45:22,384
Yes.
Also, I abused

1042
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,462
and sold street drugs myself.

1043
00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:26,380
Wow.

1044
00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:28,557
Okay, great.
That's two points.

1045
00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:30,100
Uh, before your 18th birthday,

1046
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,599
was a biological parent
ever lost to you

1047
00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:35,431
through divorce,
abandonment, or death?

1048
00:45:35,524 --> 00:45:36,856
Yeah, all three.

1049
00:45:38,319 --> 00:45:40,777
Carl, you've had
tremendous hardships!

1050
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:43,401
We-we can write the shit
out of this personal essay!

1051
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:45,483
They're gonna beg you
to go to West Point.

1052
00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:48,159
Oh, and I also microwaved
a bunny once too.

1053
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,157
Excellent.

1054
00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,333
Almo...

1055
00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:02,837
V... ah!

1056
00:46:17,191 --> 00:46:18,602
So?

1057
00:46:23,406 --> 00:46:24,406
Eh.

1058
00:46:25,866 --> 00:46:28,108
"Eh"?

1059
00:46:28,202 --> 00:46:29,784
Like, a...

1060
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,987
- six out of ten.
- What?

1061
00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:34,824
I-I need a breakdown
of that scorecard.

1062
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:37,159
I mean, where-where
did I lose points on this?

1063
00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:39,916
Well, it wasn't jabby,

1064
00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:43,249
per se, but it was
fairly thrust-y.

1065
00:46:43,342 --> 00:46:45,834
- What?
- Thrust,

1066
00:46:45,928 --> 00:46:48,215
thrust, thrust.
You have to rotate.

1067
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:49,922
Yeah, well, I'd do
a hell of a lot better

1068
00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:51,803
if we were in an actual bed.

1069
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:54,259
I mean, this is, what,
the smallest car in America?

1070
00:46:54,353 --> 00:46:56,515
I mean, I'm cramping up.

1071
00:46:56,605 --> 00:46:59,222
Did the cavemen
have beds? No.

1072
00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:00,899
Did Tarzan?

1073
00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,601
Did that pro surfer I dated?

1074
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:03,902
All right, that's it.

1075
00:47:03,988 --> 00:47:05,274
That's it.
We're going again,

1076
00:47:05,364 --> 00:47:06,980
all right,
and I'm not letting you

1077
00:47:07,074 --> 00:47:08,940
out of this car
until I get a ten.

1078
00:47:09,035 --> 00:47:10,446
This is my car, punk.

1079
00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,118
Hey, I don't care
how long this takes.

1080
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:13,945
Okay, well,
wake me when it's over.

1081
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,451
All right.

1082
00:47:15,541 --> 00:47:19,000
Oh, God. Oh!

1083
00:47:20,963 --> 00:47:24,127
Evening, my
nightcap-swigging brethren.

1084
00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,003
I'll take a Jamie,
double-double.

1085
00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,085
Heavy, heavy pour.

1086
00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:32,593
Rocks or neat?

1087
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,925
Well, Jesus, when you
say it like that, neither.

1088
00:47:35,019 --> 00:47:36,135
What's wrong with you?

1089
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,764
Troubles
with the lady.

1090
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:40,097
Oh, yeah?
Me too, Kev.

1091
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:42,687
Since when do you
have a lady, Frank?

1092
00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:45,861
Well, it's fairly recent,
but we're going strong.

1093
00:47:45,946 --> 00:47:49,064
She does run a bit hot
in terms of mental illness,

1094
00:47:49,158 --> 00:47:50,899
so I had to step out,
take some me time

1095
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,610
while she gets
her fire danger level

1096
00:47:53,704 --> 00:47:56,572
from "catastrophic"
to "low-moderate,"

1097
00:47:56,665 --> 00:47:58,327
but damn...

1098
00:47:58,417 --> 00:47:59,828
her blaze

1099
00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:02,753
is a glorious thing to behold.

1100
00:48:03,631 --> 00:48:05,088
You didn't
answer me, so...

1101
00:48:05,925 --> 00:48:07,291
I made it neat.

1102
00:48:09,845 --> 00:48:12,633
Haven't seen him like this
since that...

1103
00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:15,090
sports team lost the thing
I don't care about.

1104
00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:17,892
Yeah, he wants
another baby.

1105
00:48:17,978 --> 00:48:19,344
But V said no,
shut him down.

1106
00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:20,895
Hey, Kev, I can get you
another baby.

1107
00:48:20,981 --> 00:48:22,188
What are you willing
to spend?

1108
00:48:22,983 --> 00:48:23,983
What?

1109
00:48:24,068 --> 00:48:26,025
There's always
an extra Gallagher at my house.

1110
00:48:26,112 --> 00:48:27,648
Give you two for one.

1111
00:48:29,323 --> 00:48:30,484
You know what, Frank?

1112
00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:38,079
God, I'm so sad,
I can't even tell off Frank.

1113
00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,752
Wow, you actually
came back.

1114
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:53,587
What do you mean?
Of course I came back.

1115
00:48:53,681 --> 00:48:55,343
What the hell happened to her?

1116
00:48:55,433 --> 00:48:56,890
Thorazine.
Had to be done.

1117
00:48:56,976 --> 00:49:00,060
No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

1118
00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:01,182
Ingrid!

1119
00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:03,264
Ingrid, are you there?

1120
00:49:03,357 --> 00:49:05,127
- Hello.
- I had to dose her,

1121
00:49:05,151 --> 00:49:06,813
Frank. She was
a danger to herself.

1122
00:49:06,902 --> 00:49:08,438
Come on.
No, babe, come on.

1123
00:49:08,529 --> 00:49:10,361
Let's go take
a cold shower.

1124
00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:12,072
Come on.

1125
00:49:12,158 --> 00:49:14,525
Frank, Frank.
You came back.

1126
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,575
You're better than most,
I'll give you that,

1127
00:49:16,662 --> 00:49:18,369
but you can clock out now.

1128
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,413
Thorazine's gonna
level her out.

1129
00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:21,893
She's not gonna remember
most of this,

1130
00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:22,998
which is for the best.

1131
00:49:23,085 --> 00:49:25,919
How is it for the best, Randy?

1132
00:49:26,005 --> 00:49:27,166
She's drooling.

1133
00:49:27,256 --> 00:49:30,249
Frank, 19 years,
I've been with this woman.

1134
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:33,176
The only thing more constant
than this happening

1135
00:49:33,262 --> 00:49:36,175
is me being there at the end
of it to pick her up.

1136
00:49:37,349 --> 00:49:39,306
So you can clock out now.

1137
00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:51,047
<i>♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪</i>

1138
00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:52,562
<i>♪♪ You're so electric ♪♪</i>

1139
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:53,737
<i>♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪</i>

1140
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,406
<i>♪♪ I'm gonna get it ♪♪</i>

1141
00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:56,574
<i>♪♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪</i>

1142
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:58,276
<i>♪♪ You're so electric ♪♪</i>

1143
00:49:58,370 --> 00:50:01,238
<i>♪♪ All right, all right,
all right ♪♪</i>

1144
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:02,914
<i>♪♪ I am who I wanna be ♪♪</i>

1145
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:06,289
<i>♪♪ Who I wanna be,
who I wanna be ♪♪</i>

1146
00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:09,997
<i>♪♪ I am moving to the beat,
moving to the beat... ♪♪</i>

1147
00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,706
Hi, Carl!

1148
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,087
Hi, Liam!

1149
00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:17,216
Hi, stranger!
Oh! Stranger danger!

1150
00:50:17,306 --> 00:50:18,742
You've met her before.
This is Kelly.

1151
00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:20,177
What the hell
are you doing?

1152
00:50:20,267 --> 00:50:23,931
I'm throwing myself
a little welcome-home party.

1153
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,512
Wait, you're moving back in?

1154
00:50:25,606 --> 00:50:27,598
- She's back?
- Guess so.

1155
00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,729
Try to get this fucking beef

1156
00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:32,606
in the oven.

1157
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,904
You gotta
get in there, beef!

1158
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,322
Get in there.

1159
00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:37,524
Oh, God.

1160
00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:39,359
Just... gah.

1161
00:50:39,453 --> 00:50:40,819
<i>♪♪ I am who I wanna be ♪♪</i>

1162
00:50:40,913 --> 00:50:42,529
Whoo!

1163
00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:44,990
<i>♪♪ Who I wanna be,
who I wanna be ♪♪</i>

1164
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:46,269
<i>♪♪ I am moving to the beat... ♪♪</i>

1165
00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:48,660
Hey, guys.

1166
00:50:48,754 --> 00:50:49,915
Turn that off.

1167
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,084
No, put my song on!

1168
00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:54,086
Come follow me.
Farhad's waiting outside.

1169
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,884
I have a surprise
for you, Fiona.

1170
00:50:56,971 --> 00:50:58,712
Kelly, you watch Franny.

1171
00:50:58,806 --> 00:50:59,967
Come on, guys!

1172
00:51:14,530 --> 00:51:16,487
I looked at the damn sock.

1173
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:21,067
And?

1174
00:51:21,161 --> 00:51:22,527
And...

1175
00:51:22,621 --> 00:51:24,578
I don't want
to have another baby.

1176
00:51:24,665 --> 00:51:25,906
I just don't.

1177
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,458
Physically,
I don't want to do it, Kev.

1178
00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:32,538
But I love you.

1179
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:38,760
And if you want to talk
about adopting a newborn,

1180
00:51:38,846 --> 00:51:40,053
we can discuss it.

1181
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:44,265
Yeah, down the line.

1182
00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:46,308
No, now.

1183
00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:49,263
I'm a yes.
If you want to look into it,

1184
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,397
I'm a yes.

1185
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,776
Really?

1186
00:52:01,493 --> 00:52:03,735
Really?

1187
00:52:06,332 --> 00:52:07,994
<i>♪♪ I wonder where I'll be... ♪♪</i>

1188
00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:09,824
We're gonna have a baby?

1189
00:52:09,918 --> 00:52:11,329
Not really.

1190
00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:18,049
<i>♪♪ I wonder
where I'll be going... ♪♪</i>

1191
00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:20,047
Really not gonna
drive me home, huh?

1192
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,129
What, you think
just 'cause you got a 9.5,

1193
00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:23,963
I'm driving your ass
to the South Side?

1194
00:52:24,058 --> 00:52:25,469
Fair enough.

1195
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:26,703
You know, I haven't
fucked that much

1196
00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:28,138
since seventh grade
summer camp.

1197
00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,206
I'm definitely gonna have
a yeast infection tomorrow.

1198
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:32,563
Well, when that clears up,
you wanna do this again?

1199
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:34,107
Yeah.

1200
00:52:34,193 --> 00:52:36,435
I'll bring you the Monistat
receipts for reimbursement.

1201
00:52:36,528 --> 00:52:38,048
And maybe get
some cranberry juice too.

1202
00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,530
That's for UTIs, dumbass.

1203
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,327
Don't call me.

1204
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:47,779
Yeah, already forgot
your name.

1205
00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:05,467
Sleep well, my love.

1206
00:53:06,308 --> 00:53:07,719
Sleep better than well,

1207
00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,551
my peach.

1208
00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:15,481
Do you drink, Randy?

1209
00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:17,605
From time to time, sure.

1210
00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:20,983
Must be tough

1211
00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:22,860
being her
self-appointed caretaker

1212
00:53:22,950 --> 00:53:24,441
all the time, huh?

1213
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,151
Sometimes,

1214
00:53:26,245 --> 00:53:28,237
but it defines my life.

1215
00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:31,201
- "Defines my life"?
- Yeah.

1216
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:33,578
Say some more about that.

1217
00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:36,328
I live next to her,

1218
00:53:36,422 --> 00:53:38,505
work next to her,
protect her.

1219
00:53:38,590 --> 00:53:41,958
I mean... that's a lot.
Thank you.

1220
00:53:43,804 --> 00:53:45,466
But love is love.

1221
00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:47,969
Love is love, yes.

1222
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:50,015
You think Ingrid wants you

1223
00:53:50,102 --> 00:53:51,684
to live your life
the way you are,

1224
00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,011
entirely about her?

1225
00:53:53,105 --> 00:53:54,437
- Probably not.
- Mm.

1226
00:53:54,523 --> 00:53:55,855
But what can I do?

1227
00:53:55,941 --> 00:53:58,649
What can you do?

1228
00:53:59,737 --> 00:54:02,571
And yet you know what I see
when I look at you, Ran?

1229
00:54:03,031 --> 00:54:05,114
I see a strong,

1230
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,568
bold, beautiful man
who needs a break.

1231
00:54:11,623 --> 00:54:13,023
- Really?
- You're not meant

1232
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:15,040
to be cooped up,
dispensing drugs all day.

1233
00:54:15,127 --> 00:54:16,789
You need some you time.

1234
00:54:17,296 --> 00:54:19,083
Ingrid needs me.

1235
00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:20,835
Don't worry about her
for a second.

1236
00:54:20,924 --> 00:54:22,836
What do you want, Randy?

1237
00:54:25,929 --> 00:54:27,966
Wow.

1238
00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,469
What does
Randy want?

1239
00:54:35,731 --> 00:54:38,599
I want to see
Mount Fuji, Frank.

1240
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:39,692
I do.

1241
00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:43,569
Then you get
your goddamn phone

1242
00:54:43,655 --> 00:54:45,442
right now
and book a flight.

1243
00:54:45,532 --> 00:54:46,989
You earned it.

1244
00:54:49,369 --> 00:54:51,009
- I have?
- Don't you think Ingrid

1245
00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:53,121
wants you
to live your life?

1246
00:54:55,834 --> 00:54:57,075
Yeah.

1247
00:54:58,587 --> 00:54:59,828
Yeah.

1248
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:01,504
Yeah.

1249
00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:03,877
Okay.
You're right.

1250
00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:06,668
God, you're right.

1251
00:55:06,762 --> 00:55:08,924
I'm gonna see
Mount Fuji.

1252
00:55:09,014 --> 00:55:10,846
I know.

1253
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:13,601
Thank you.

1254
00:55:13,685 --> 00:55:15,221
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't thank me.

1255
00:55:15,312 --> 00:55:17,053
Thank yourself.
We did some good work

1256
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:20,606
here today...
some real breakthroughs.

1257
00:55:20,692 --> 00:55:21,808
We're almost there.

1258
00:55:23,237 --> 00:55:25,570
- What the fuck?
- Oh, man!

1259
00:55:25,656 --> 00:55:26,988
Right here.

1260
00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:28,032
Wait.

1261
00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:29,033
Are you ready?

1262
00:55:29,117 --> 00:55:30,983
- Uh-huh.
- Open up.

1263
00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:33,946
That's awesome!

1264
00:55:34,039 --> 00:55:35,780
Holy fuck, is...

1265
00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:37,365
- is that Ford?
- Yeah.

1266
00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:41,289
Hey, nicely done, Debs.

1267
00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:42,541
Great job.

1268
00:55:42,631 --> 00:55:44,748
Fucking great work.

1269
00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,292
Someone help, please.

1270
00:55:47,386 --> 00:55:49,628
Anyone.

1271
00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:50,721
Instead of taking videos,

1272
00:55:50,806 --> 00:55:51,908
could someone help me
get down, please,

1273
00:55:51,932 --> 00:55:53,218
for fuck's sake?

1274
00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:54,369
Thinking we got
a couple minutes

1275
00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:55,873
before the cops come,
so choose quick.

1276
00:55:55,936 --> 00:55:57,598
- Paddle, sock full of rocks...
- Oh-ho!

1277
00:55:57,688 --> 00:55:59,395
- Oh.
- ...paintball gun,

1278
00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:01,973
or crossbow, if you want
to Katniss Everdeen this shit.

1279
00:56:02,067 --> 00:56:03,148
Oh, asshole!

1280
00:56:03,235 --> 00:56:04,521
Pissed somebody off, man!

1281
00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:06,193
Does a paintball gun hurt?

1282
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:08,237
- Oh, fuck yeah.
- Not if you deserve it.

1283
00:56:12,494 --> 00:56:13,951
How much ammo
I got in this thing?

1284
00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,699
Uh, probably more
than you'll ever need.

1285
00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:18,327
All right, everybody take cover.
Come on!

1286
00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:26,289
Oh, fuck!

1287
00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:29,250
Get him again!

1288
00:56:29,344 --> 00:56:31,711
Ah, fuck! Oh!

1289
00:56:31,805 --> 00:56:33,842
Fuck you, Ford!

1290
00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:37,641
Fucking awesome.

1291
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:38,889
Ha, ha!

1292
00:56:43,984 --> 00:56:46,897
Touch the sun,

1293
00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:49,730
you're gonna get burned.

1294
00:56:50,866 --> 00:56:53,108
Burnt.

1295
00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:54,408
Ya burnt!

1296
00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,413
Ah, shut the hell up!

1297
00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:00,490
You shut up!

1298
00:57:00,584 --> 00:57:03,201
I'm a goddamn mermaid!

1299
00:57:05,797 --> 00:57:07,584
Back at the Gallagher house.

1300
00:57:27,819 --> 00:57:29,672
<i>♪♪ She comes swinging
from the back of the room ♪♪</i>

1301
00:57:29,696 --> 00:57:32,029
<i>♪♪ She's got a killer leftjab
to show ♪♪</i>

1302
00:57:32,115 --> 00:57:33,927
<i>♪♪ Mow her tight 'cause when
the rip up comes ♪♪</i>

1303
00:57:33,951 --> 00:57:36,113
<i>♪♪ Gotta give her
what you came to owe ♪♪</i>

1304
00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:37,910
<i>♪♪ Seems so basic
when you watch it now ♪♪</i>

1305
00:57:37,996 --> 00:57:40,363
<i>♪♪ She makes it look like
it's just for show ♪♪</i>

1306
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:42,268
<i>♪♪ We aren't fucking when she
gets the brass knuckles ♪♪</i>

1307
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,534
<i>♪♪ And plants them
on a sad, sad Joe ♪♪</i>