1 00:00:02,586 --> 00:00:04,327 Gah! Now? 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,872 You want to know what happened last week now? 3 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:09,006 Jesus, what are you, on drugs? 4 00:00:09,176 --> 00:00:11,543 Fuck, oh... ow, okay. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,302 I'll tell you what happened last week. 6 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:16,931 Call me a fucking lawyer, that's what happened last week! 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,807 Okay? You got that? 8 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,264 You're making a big mistake! 9 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:22,724 You're looking at the future site 10 00:00:22,898 --> 00:00:24,981 of Sunset Brooks Senior Care, phase two. 11 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:26,544 Is this the thing Whitford sucked you into? 12 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,048 Whitford didn't suck me into anything. 13 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,811 I invested in a limited partnership. 14 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,716 Ah, so you can only lose all your investment, 15 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:33,606 - which was how much again? - $100,000. 16 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:36,867 Why do you have two phones? 17 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,780 It's for my mother. It's an international phone. 18 00:00:39,957 --> 00:00:41,198 Your mother's Patty? 19 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,324 - Patricia, yeah. - Bullshit. 20 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:44,502 You don't believe me? 21 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,460 You want me to call her? 22 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,337 Hey, looking for Vicodin? 23 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,174 Always. 24 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:51,735 Undo this belt, and I'll... I'll get it. 25 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,752 No, I don't think I should do that. 26 00:00:53,929 --> 00:00:55,761 Oh, come on. 27 00:00:55,931 --> 00:00:58,093 You think I could actually get out of here? 28 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,680 Oh, God! 29 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,770 Say you're sorry, Timmy! 30 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:04,939 Say you're sorry! 31 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,112 I set fire to a van, 32 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,318 and in doing so, I turned 33 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:16,232 what I intended to be a movement of love 34 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,776 into a movement of anger. 35 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,615 I was crazy to let it go as far as I did. 36 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:20,824 Truth is, I am bipolar. 37 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,910 I plead not guilty by reason of insanity. 38 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,619 What? 39 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:27,035 Order! Order! 40 00:01:37,306 --> 00:01:39,889 ♪♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪♪ 41 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:43,560 ♪♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪♪ 42 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:46,642 ♪♪ You were beaming once before ♪♪ 43 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:50,399 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 44 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,445 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 45 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:57,483 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 46 00:01:57,993 --> 00:01:59,859 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 47 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:03,451 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 48 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:14,715 ♪♪ Round up the friends you got ♪♪ 49 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:17,844 ♪♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪♪ 50 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:21,051 ♪♪ You were willing once before ♪♪ 51 00:02:21,224 --> 00:02:25,514 ♪♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪♪ 52 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:28,851 ♪♪ What is this downside ♪♪ 53 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:32,358 ♪♪ That you speak of? ♪♪ 54 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,189 ♪♪ What is this feeling ♪♪ 55 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:38,357 ♪♪ You're so sure of? ♪♪ 56 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,581 Hey. What you doing up there? 57 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,620 Putting away my stuff till I get back. 58 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,039 Hand me those bags. 59 00:02:54,758 --> 00:02:56,319 You decide what you want to do today yet? 60 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,834 I could call in sick from work. 61 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,651 Well, I don't think I want to do anything. 62 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:01,115 Ah, come on, we got to do something. 63 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:02,380 It's your last day of freedom. 64 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,048 Nah, I think I just want to 65 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,512 hang at the house. 66 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,177 You heading into the shop today? 67 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,970 I got a job as a sober companion 68 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,228 for the next couple hours. 69 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,439 Hey, uh, how about we ride 70 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,006 the El up to Wrigley when I get back? 71 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:14,559 Beat the shit out of some Cubs fans? 72 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,696 Yeah, I don't need more time added to my sentence. 73 00:03:16,822 --> 00:03:18,609 What's a sober companion? 74 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,648 I'm babysitting some rich lush, 75 00:03:20,826 --> 00:03:22,067 making sure they don't drink. 76 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:26,530 Anybody who can't stop drinking on his own is a pussy. 77 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,893 We could take you to a gay bar and get you laid. 78 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,079 Pretty sure I'll get laid a lot in prison. 79 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,660 Yo, what are we doing today? 80 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:34,249 My new lady and I are supposed to go 81 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,085 work out, but I could cancel it. 82 00:03:36,258 --> 00:03:37,318 He doesn't want to do anything. 83 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,083 What? You don't want to steal a car, 84 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:41,378 or drop bowling balls off a freeway? 85 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,304 I'm good. 86 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,890 Liam, get your ass up. Need help. 87 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,562 What's up, Frank? 88 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:51,564 Met a woman. 89 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,143 Crazy as a loon, 90 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:54,898 made my heart stir 91 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,434 and my loins moist. 92 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,611 Ew. 93 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,353 She's on a 72-hour 94 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:00,988 eval at the psych ward. 95 00:04:01,158 --> 00:04:03,366 Her name is Ingrid Jones. 96 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,071 Want your opinion of her. 97 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,948 - Why me? - 'Cause, 98 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:09,642 you're the only little kid left who still needs a mommy. 99 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,282 Rest of them are already cooked. 100 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,792 Can't. Gotta hang with Ian. 101 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,247 Seriously, guys, I'm good. 102 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,648 I just want to veg at the house, 103 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,379 eat a shit-ton of White Castle for dinner. 104 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,666 I spent many a day in prison. 105 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,585 It's a walk in the park. 106 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,005 Three squares a day, lots of friends, 107 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:28,016 free gym membership, and all the books you can read. 108 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,263 I suggest Ulysses. 109 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:31,437 Shall we? 110 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:34,601 No, go. Go. 111 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,646 See you later, Taraji. 112 00:04:39,821 --> 00:04:41,562 Liam! 113 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,201 Hey, uh, 114 00:04:45,243 --> 00:04:46,679 how come you don't want to do anything? 115 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,473 I'm about to spend the next two years of my life 116 00:04:48,497 --> 00:04:49,497 in fight-or-flight mode. 117 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:50,664 I just want one last day 118 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,158 where I feel safe and relaxed. 119 00:04:53,502 --> 00:04:55,164 Oh, okay. 120 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:56,504 Sure? 121 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:57,505 Yep. 122 00:04:58,089 --> 00:04:59,921 I guess I'll go to work then. 123 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,827 I'll be back for dinner, all right? 124 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,426 - Yeah, see you at dinner. - Okay. 125 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,921 Have you seen these inglenooks 126 00:05:19,945 --> 00:05:20,945 and these lead windows? 127 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,361 Did you see the second bathroom? 128 00:05:22,531 --> 00:05:23,692 We could each have our own. 129 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,218 Dibs on the black-and-green-tile one. 130 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:26,528 What's the rent? 131 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,158 It's $3,000 a month. 132 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,162 That's crazy. 133 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,474 - We can't afford that. - Sure we can. 134 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,934 You're gonna get at least 1,000 bucks for 135 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,325 renting your place, and I'll cover the rest. 136 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,243 No, then it'll feel like it's your apartment 137 00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:39,082 that I'm just tippy-toeing around in. 138 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,919 Well, you can rustle up an extra 500 bucks a month, then. 139 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,217 Maybe. 140 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,237 Come on, you're gonna be loaded 141 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,547 off that senior center soon. 142 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,633 Can we look for something cheaper? 143 00:05:47,889 --> 00:05:49,630 This place has southern exposure. 144 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,531 I don't even know why that's a good thing. 145 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,840 It means this whole place will be 146 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,806 shit-tons of sunny in the winter. 147 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:55,980 Can we think about it? 148 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:58,393 I got a meeting with Max right now anyway. 149 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,526 We'll let you know. 150 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:02,026 Okay, um, sure. 151 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,231 I can't guarantee 152 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:04,737 it'll still be available, though. 153 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:06,147 Come here. 154 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,283 Mm. 155 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,457 I thought we were ready to take 156 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:16,915 this relationship to the next level. 157 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:19,828 I just didn't realize that would be so expensive. 158 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,925 Well, to get ahead in life, you have to push past 159 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:23,331 your comfort zone. 160 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:28,715 Okay. 161 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,255 - Yeah? - Let's do it. 162 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:31,432 Great. 163 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,276 Ah! Ah! 164 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,664 - What are you guys doing? - Survival training. 165 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,616 Kelly has a black belt in krav maga. 166 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:53,118 She's teaching me some moves. 167 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:54,455 All right. 168 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:55,867 Survival training, huh? 169 00:06:58,877 --> 00:06:59,877 Yeah. Ooh! 170 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:00,961 Ah! 171 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,291 - Hi. - Hey. 172 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,806 You know what, can you guys show me some moves? 173 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:08,801 - Sure. - Okay. 174 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:15,467 Oh. 175 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,185 Go. 176 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,688 Go! 177 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,688 - Hey, man. - Hey. 178 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,044 Hey, man, thanks for covering for me. 179 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,068 Yeah, yeah, of course. 180 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,144 - Client's in the room now. - Okay. 181 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:27,687 Hey, took an Ambien. 182 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,026 She'll probably be asleep till tonight. 183 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,158 Great, yeah. 184 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:31,992 She got a stockholders' 185 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,029 meeting in the morning 186 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,660 with Highland Cosmetics. 187 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,321 She's their keynote speaker, Jen Wagner. 188 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,865 If she shows up hammered, 189 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,159 the company's gonna drop her as their spokesperson. 190 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,456 You're talking about Jen Wagner, the movie star chick? 191 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:44,996 Yeah, that's the one. 192 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,005 Uh, I didn't know she was a boozer. 193 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,882 Everybody got their demons, right? 194 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,543 - Yeah. - I should be back 195 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,131 from dropping off my kid at camp 196 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,887 around 5:00 to relieve you. 197 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,343 All right. Yeah-yeah, I got you. 198 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,974 - Thank you. - Yeah. 199 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,524 Why does Paw Patrol only have one girl? 200 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,363 Shh, I'm trying to watch. 201 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:17,495 No job is too big. No pup is too small. 202 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:21,950 This cartoon is sexist. 203 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,914 V, when I watch with the girls, 204 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,703 we don't criticize Ryder and his team. 205 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,712 We just laugh and enjoy it. 206 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:34,545 I've got something else you can enjoy. 207 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:38,726 See ya, Paw Patrol. 208 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,384 Let's work off these donuts. 209 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:42,224 I ate a lot of crullers. 210 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:44,104 Mm-hmm. 211 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,774 Who is that? 212 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:48,485 Probably a Gallagher. 213 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:49,653 Or a Jehovah. 214 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,403 I'll get rid of them. 215 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,360 Sister Frances. 216 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,076 - Good morning. - Good mor... 217 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,865 please, won't you come in? 218 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,044 Good morning. Have a... have a seat. 219 00:09:09,841 --> 00:09:12,254 Amy brought this in for show-and-tell today. 220 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,884 That's weird. 221 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:20,175 I wonder where she got it from. 222 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,912 The children were supposed to bring in something 223 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,599 that represents their parents' love for each other. 224 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:27,607 Most brought in hearts or pictures of their siblings. 225 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,267 Amy brought this. 226 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,488 I'm so sorry. 227 00:09:32,530 --> 00:09:33,691 It'll never happen again. 228 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,286 It's double-click. 229 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,994 In order for Amy to return back to school on Monday, 230 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,829 Father D'Amico has requested 231 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,289 that you come to his office today and speak with him. 232 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,024 You're gonna kick her out because of this? 233 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:51,664 We would love to speak with the priest. 234 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:54,042 My wife and I just need to say our morning prayers, 235 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,446 and then we'll meet you at the rectory. 236 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:56,590 I can take that... or you can 237 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,261 keep it as a parting gift. 238 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,303 Thank you, Sister Frances, for coming. 239 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,308 Hey, Fiona! 240 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,269 - Hello. - Hi. 241 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:10,812 Everybody, this is Fiona. 242 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:13,022 This is Gil, Jessica, and Sandy. 243 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,465 - Hello. - Hey, how's it going? 244 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:15,821 - Hi. - Please, sit down. 245 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,822 So, what did the hearing board say 246 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,358 about the Sunset Brook project? 247 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,198 They denied our request on rezoning. 248 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,487 - Mm. - What? 249 00:10:22,664 --> 00:10:24,781 Yeah, well, we expected that. 250 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,873 I did not expect that. 251 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,312 What were they asking for? 252 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,896 Traffic and environmental impact report? 253 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,046 Oh, of course. 254 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,879 City's gonna try to force us to do street 255 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,382 and sewer upgrades, plus, there was a gas station 256 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,838 on that corner in the '20s, 257 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,673 so they want to see what's underneath, 258 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,304 and we gotta pay for it. 259 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,510 Usual bureaucratic bullshit. 260 00:10:42,684 --> 00:10:43,845 So if they don't rezone, 261 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,538 can the old age home still go in there? 262 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:47,519 Of course. It'll just take longer. 263 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:48,689 How much longer? 264 00:10:48,731 --> 00:10:49,847 A year or so, most likely. 265 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,002 You know, I've been using Hilford and Carson to get 266 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,392 reports on my Glendale project. 267 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,570 Sounds good to me. 268 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:55,607 How much are they? 269 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:56,841 We can probably get all the reports 270 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:59,152 done that we need for about 271 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,317 $100,000, so 20 grand apiece. 272 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,865 Hm. You cool with PayPal? 273 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,998 - Of course. - I'll write you a check. 274 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:09,541 I don't think I have my checkbook with me. 275 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,231 Ah, just get it to me later today or tomorrow. 276 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:13,666 Sure, yeah. 277 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,480 So it's probably time for us to talk 278 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,589 about hiring a lawyer, too. 279 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:18,546 I can talk to this guy I know, 280 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,086 put him on a retainer. Um. 281 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,338 should cost us about $5,000 each. 282 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,881 Nice. Yeah. 283 00:11:24,058 --> 00:11:25,139 Great. 284 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,780 Oh, look at that, someone got 285 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,406 some pretty balloons! 286 00:11:41,576 --> 00:11:43,067 The hell? 287 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,987 You can't visit the mentally ill empty-handed. 288 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,116 Hey, Baxter, what's shaking? 289 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,293 Frankie! 290 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,001 - Hey. - Wow. 291 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,338 Long time. 292 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:57,585 That's because my Monica died. 293 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,424 - No. - Yeah. 294 00:11:59,928 --> 00:12:01,635 I am so sorry, buddy. 295 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,132 Thanks, 296 00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,263 but it's gonna be okay. 297 00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,433 Got a new lady. 298 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:07,887 Hey, good for you. 299 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,053 And by my calculations, 300 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,389 she should be finishing up her 72 hours today. 301 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,478 So my son and I are just gonna 302 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,939 hunker down until she gets released. 303 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,819 Wait, this is Liam? 304 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,105 Yep. 305 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,114 Wow. Last time I saw you, 306 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:25,116 you must have been two years old, 307 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:26,868 just talking up a storm. 308 00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:27,038 Oh, yeah? 309 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:28,039 Yeah. 310 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,622 Hey, listen. 311 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:31,959 I remember 312 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,294 your mom's face just always lit up 313 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,670 every time she saw you 314 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,330 when she got released from here. 315 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,290 Sure it wasn't the Thorazine? 316 00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,297 Hey, Baxter, could I get the, uh, remote? 317 00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:44,721 Yeah. 318 00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:08,660 Oh, hey. 319 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:09,830 Hi. 320 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:11,330 Hey, are you going somewhere? 321 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,997 Who the hell are you? 322 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,874 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm... I'm Lip. 323 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,831 Um, Philip. 324 00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,372 Covering for Barney for a couple hours. 325 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,217 Excuse me? 326 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:24,928 Hey. 327 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,925 Um, hi! 328 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,181 W... 329 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:30,925 Hey, I... 330 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,477 ♪♪ Ricka-ticka ting ding ♪♪ 331 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,183 ♪♪ Whoo-hoo ♪♪ 332 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:40,986 ♪♪ Whoo-hoo ♪♪ 333 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,365 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 334 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,367 ♪♪ Well you put it into our pack ♪♪ 335 00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,698 ♪♪ A ricka-ticka ting ding ♪♪ 336 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,744 ♪♪ Now we gotta fight 'em all back ♪♪ 337 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,579 ♪♪ Ricka-ticka ting ding ♪♪ 338 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,837 ♪♪ Whoo-hoo ♪♪ 339 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,007 Hi. 340 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,882 Thought I lost you. Um. 341 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,760 Uh, hey, could you wait up? 342 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,179 L... I'm... I'm supposed to... to be with you. 343 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,716 My sober companion, yeah, I know, I got it. 344 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,384 I'm just going for a little walk. 345 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,228 I... 346 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:17,729 ♪♪ I'm the only one you need ♪♪ 347 00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,982 ♪♪ Oh I'm the only one you need ♪♪ 348 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:22,939 Hey, you could slow down a little bit? 349 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,112 You seem like a nice kid. 350 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,525 I just... I just need some space, all right? 351 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,736 Yeah, I'm not sure that's such a good idea. 352 00:14:28,910 --> 00:14:30,401 Actually, it's a great idea. 353 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,319 See, this is like a mini-vacation for me. 354 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:33,857 - Mm-hm. - Got no work, no husband, 355 00:14:33,915 --> 00:14:34,915 no screaming kids. 356 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,083 No one knows I'm in town, 357 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,457 so I'm... I'm anonymous here. 358 00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:38,729 - Yeah, I'm... - I just... I just... 359 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:39,753 I need some alone time. 360 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,708 I'm concerned you might drink. 361 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,672 Don't be concerned, bunny. 362 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,737 Look, does that mean you are gonna drink, 363 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:47,877 or you're not gonna drink? 364 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,261 It means if I do drink, 365 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,137 everything's gonna be okay. 366 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,507 You've got a meeting tomorrow. 367 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:53,683 Yeah, in like 20 hours. 368 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,168 Yeah, a lot can happen in that time. 369 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,685 A few drinks is not gonna kill me. 370 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,812 I... I'll be back at the hotel by mid-afternoon. 371 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,974 I'll chug a gallon of Evian; I'll eat a pizza; 372 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,942 hit the steam room; get a great night's sleep, 373 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,506 and be as good as new for my meeting. 374 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,238 Really, it's no big whoop. No one will know. 375 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,615 I will. 376 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,784 Aren't you a sweet Boy Scout? 377 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:14,204 No... 378 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,909 Are you serious? 379 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,551 ♪♪ The more when they make for less ♪♪ 380 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,299 ♪♪ Ricka-ticka ting ding ♪♪ 381 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,968 ♪♪ No fun without distress ♪♪ 382 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,520 ♪♪ Oh ricka-ticka ting ding ♪♪ 383 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,477 ♪♪ No way out ♪♪ 384 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,153 ♪♪ No more why ♪♪ 385 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,026 ♪♪ Crank it high ♪♪ 386 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,992 Hey, Barney. 387 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:56,574 Yeah, no, everything's good. 388 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,490 No, yeah, she's still sleeping. 389 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,792 Okay. 390 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,159 Talk to you later. Bye. 391 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,087 - Stop! - Oh, my God! 392 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,051 Hey, look, I'm sorry. Are you okay? 393 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,011 - You gave me no choice. - Get off me! 394 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,177 Not until you promise you're not gonna drink. 395 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,165 Look, I'm not getting off you until you promise! 396 00:16:21,189 --> 00:16:23,681 - No! - This is my job! 397 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,066 - To sit on top of me? - To make sure you don't drink! 398 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,442 Oh, my God, I told you, 399 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:28,693 it's no big deal. 400 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,729 Yes, it is. All right? 401 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,405 Don't fuck up this gig for me. 402 00:16:32,575 --> 00:16:34,011 My brother's going to prison tomorrow. 403 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,721 I need the money for his commissary account. 404 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,452 Are you trying to play on my emotions? 405 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:38,622 Is it working? 406 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,205 No, because I don't have any! 407 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:41,935 All right, well, then, suck it up until Barney 408 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:43,937 gets back at 5:00, all right? He can deal with you. 409 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:45,606 What am I supposed to do if I'm not drinking? 410 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,899 Just sit in the hotel room all day, 411 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,255 watching SpectraVision? 412 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,943 Uh, we could hang out here in the park. 413 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:50,967 It's a beautiful day out. 414 00:16:51,052 --> 00:16:52,463 You are such a sap. 415 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,720 Look, just relax, all right? 416 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,380 Enjoy, and 417 00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,423 take it one moment at a time, all right? 418 00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,888 Oh, jeez. AA crap. 419 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,644 All right, fine. 420 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,415 We'll just hang out in this stupid park. 421 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,565 - All right. - Okay. 422 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,727 Now I'm gonna get off you, 423 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,392 but I swear, if you run, 424 00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:10,026 I will tackle the fuck out of you. 425 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,562 You are so dramatic. 426 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,072 Hey, look who's talking, commercial actress chick. 427 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,235 I'll have you know, I have done 17 films and 4 TV shows. 428 00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:18,492 Whatever. 429 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:20,789 Hey! 430 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,873 I'm just kidding, you little shit. 431 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,803 What are you doing? 432 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,437 Packing for our move. 433 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,107 I'm having second thoughts. 434 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,028 We paid a deposit. 435 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:54,775 We'll just cancel the check. 436 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,531 We signed a lease. 437 00:17:57,868 --> 00:17:59,484 The realtor won't care. 438 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,863 She said tons of people are interested, anyway. 439 00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,577 What's this about? 440 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,214 To be honest, I smelled mold in there. 441 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:18,799 These old apartments, they got so much water damage, 442 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,090 and mold is so bad for your lungs. 443 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,597 Hm. And where's this coming from? 444 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,600 I just think we can find something better and cheaper. 445 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,313 What's your excuse gonna be in the next apartment? 446 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:34,821 Excuse me? 447 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:35,882 You're not remotely serious about 448 00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:36,967 us getting a place together. 449 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:37,866 That is not true. 450 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:38,867 Bullshit. 451 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:39,868 I have a perfectly 452 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,197 good apartment right here. 453 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:42,370 Which is too small 454 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,640 for me to move any of my stuff into. 455 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,864 It's not the right time for me 456 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,319 to be spending that kind of money. 457 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,417 Well, let me know when it is the right time, 458 00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:48,778 and maybe, I might still be around. 459 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,418 Where are you going? 460 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,149 To cancel a check and break a lease 461 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,506 so God forbid, we don't have to fucking live together. 462 00:18:58,929 --> 00:18:59,929 Yo, bitch. 463 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,463 My cell, now. 464 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,553 No way, Larry. Ow. 465 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:04,842 See, wrong move. 466 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,219 You just got your throat slit. 467 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,519 Ah! 468 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,602 - And now you're dead. - Shit. 469 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,226 Dude, what the hell did we teach you? 470 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,353 Your ass gonna get fucked up in prison. 471 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,364 Run it again. 472 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,404 My cell, bitch. 473 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,035 You don't roll into the blade. 474 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,955 Use your left hand to grab her wrist with the knife. 475 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:29,658 Grab her elbow, then throw. 476 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,216 You good? 477 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:37,342 Yeah. 478 00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,173 Yeah? 479 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,313 Ian here? 480 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:51,559 Who wants to know? 481 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,064 My name's Antonio. 482 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,770 Joselito sent me. 483 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,776 Oh. Yeah, I'm Ian. 484 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,107 Come in. 485 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,324 We talking Joselito from County? 486 00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,234 How's he doing? 487 00:20:04,412 --> 00:20:07,530 Jackass got extra 20 years. Stabbed a guard. 488 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,576 That sucks. 489 00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,742 Uh, is he still with Leo? 490 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,332 Nah, they broke up after Leo got released. 491 00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,996 That long-distance shit never works. 492 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,584 So what's going on? 493 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:19,319 Joselito wanted me to give you an in-depth 494 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,255 safety orientation about Beckman Correctional 495 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,636 before they send you up. 496 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,270 Is that my Ingrid? 497 00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,848 No, it's just some crazy dude. 498 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,608 What's so special about 499 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,313 this chick we're waiting for, anyway? 500 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,609 Well, son, it's a great gift in this life 501 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,773 to know what you're good at. 502 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,191 And, uh, 503 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,659 I'm good at crazy. 504 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,242 I'm a caretaker to it. Makes me feel needed. 505 00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,157 It's how I felt with your mother. 506 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:56,169 Plus, it's never boring. Look at this. 507 00:20:58,674 --> 00:20:59,960 What the hell is that? 508 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,841 Monica. 509 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,011 I was asleep. 510 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,799 Decided she was gonna light me on fire, 511 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:07,009 one body part at a time. 512 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,469 - Why? - Hard to say 513 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,678 with a crazy person. 514 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:10,968 That's the thrill. 515 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,414 You never know what you're gonna get, 516 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,724 moment to moment. 517 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:14,979 Thankfully, 518 00:21:15,483 --> 00:21:17,691 she passed out before she could torch 519 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,476 the rest of my body. 520 00:21:20,321 --> 00:21:22,688 I'd given up trying to find 521 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:26,029 excitement like that again, till now. 522 00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,279 I'm gonna get some more of those, um, fudge stripes, 523 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,100 and then I'll tell you about the time Monica 524 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,740 shattered my kneecap with a pool cue. 525 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:37,832 It was the best sex of my life. 526 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,379 That cloud up there looks like a martini glass. 527 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,797 Nah, it's clearly a beer funnel. 528 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,384 When did you start drinking? 529 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:49,718 Nine? 530 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,143 Maybe earlier. 531 00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:53,601 I was 12. 532 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,855 We had a beer keg tapped in our backyard at all times. 533 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,606 Grow up in a fraternity? 534 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:00,900 You ever try and stop? 535 00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:02,237 Course. 536 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,072 Life's hard. 537 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:06,030 Booze is my only escape. 538 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,408 Why'd you hire a sober companion, then? 539 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,861 I didn't. 540 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,030 Highland Cosmetics did after the incident, 541 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:15,081 where we're doing this Christmas commercial 542 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,117 in the fall, and I was riding a horse 543 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,206 through Central Park, and I fell off. 544 00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:20,296 Drunk? 545 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,914 I was plastered. 546 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,252 Course, the horse got spooked 547 00:22:24,385 --> 00:22:25,796 and took off, and guess what I did? 548 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,802 Start chasing after him. 549 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,292 - Sure. - I was wearing high heels 550 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,473 and this snow angel thing. 551 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:34,385 Yeah. I almost caught it, and I promise you, 552 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,474 - I could've, had I not puked. - Sure. 553 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,166 I'm surprised you didn't see it. 554 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,835 It was all over the Internet. You didn't see the gif? 555 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,897 - No. - The 556 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,811 Aw, man. 557 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:46,817 Oh. 558 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,742 Let's go get some lunch. 559 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,528 I'm fucking starving. 560 00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:56,573 Sure, yeah. 561 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:04,297 Hey, Max. You got a second? 562 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,458 Yeah, what's up? Late for a thing. 563 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,718 - I need to get out of our deal. - What? 564 00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,218 Another opportunity came up, and I'm short on cash. 565 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,098 What other opportunity? 566 00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:16,180 Is it something I want to invest in? 567 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:19,517 I'm not allowed to say, but I gotta act fast. 568 00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,147 Are you kidding me? 569 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,149 You bullied your way onto my project, 570 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,651 and I can't get in on yours? 571 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,777 I'm sorry. My hands are tied. 572 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,967 So how can I get my money out of the Sunset Brook project? 573 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,483 You can't. I mean, it's been invested. 574 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,888 And the paperwork's already been 575 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,949 filed on the partnership, so... 576 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:36,954 Well, I wasn't expecting a 12-month delay 577 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:38,410 on the senior center. 578 00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,162 None of us were. 579 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,564 So what's the other thing? You getting a better return? 580 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,625 Is that, uh... is that why you want to bail? 581 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,008 Something like that. 582 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:48,796 Jesus. 583 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:50,301 You know, I thought we had a good 584 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,133 business thing going here. 585 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:55,799 I scratch your back, you scratch mine. 586 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,808 See how you are, Gallagher. 587 00:23:57,978 --> 00:23:59,890 All right, don't forget my 25K. 588 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,189 So we have a little sex toy obsession, do we? 589 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:12,653 Obsession? No, no, I would... 590 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:14,112 I wouldn't say that at all. 591 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,097 It's actually the only sex toy we have, Father. 592 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,681 Well, I'm sure you would both agree that 593 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,118 exposing Amy to this kind of depravity 594 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:21,624 is not in her best interest. 595 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:23,035 With all due respect, Father, 596 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:25,579 we're not exposing our daughter to any depravity. 597 00:24:25,756 --> 00:24:26,816 Need I remind you 598 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,206 that your daughter brought 599 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:31,252 a massive, veiny, vibrating dildo 600 00:24:31,428 --> 00:24:33,135 into preschool? 601 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,472 Now, you may be asking yourselves how 602 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:38,346 a pious man like myself 603 00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:40,135 could have such carnal knowledge 604 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:43,225 of sexual fetishes and addictions. 605 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:45,140 Yeah, no, we weren't asking that. 606 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,933 I'm actually kind of curious. Yeah? 607 00:24:47,111 --> 00:24:49,194 Well, prior to serving God, 608 00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,400 I was in the United States Navy. 609 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,528 You have no idea what loneliness is 610 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,534 until you're trapped out at sea, 611 00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,538 away from home for months at a time. 612 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,912 I was at a low point in my life as our ship 613 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,043 pulled into Subic Bay. 614 00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:09,297 Little did I know that my life was about to spiral downward. 615 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,173 As we disembarked from our ship, 616 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:14,711 my fellow seamen and I were greeted by the warm smiles 617 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,424 of the Subic Bay women. 618 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,177 Let me tell you, a hug from a Subic Bay woman 619 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,513 can take away all your loneliness, 620 00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:24,312 especially from one woman, 621 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,981 named Ming-hang. 622 00:25:27,484 --> 00:25:28,484 Of course, I had to pay 623 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,902 for her companionship, but what's a few pesos 624 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,791 when you're treated like a king for an hour? 625 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:36,240 Or in my case, a few hours, which turned into days, 626 00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,197 which turned into weeks, 627 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,737 and then, eventually, my going AWOL, 628 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:41,950 and being served 629 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:44,332 a military warrant for my arrest. 630 00:25:46,837 --> 00:25:49,079 Is this $22 for a grilled cheese? 631 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:51,293 Who cares? Get what you want. 632 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,800 I'm gonna splurge and get the Cobb salad. 633 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:54,969 Final answer. 634 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:56,469 Oh, salad's splurging? 635 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:57,754 It has creamy dressing. 636 00:25:57,931 --> 00:25:59,263 Oh. 637 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:03,927 So what qualifies you to be a sober companion? 638 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,887 I don't know, really. 639 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,806 I mean, I've never done it before. 640 00:26:07,983 --> 00:26:08,983 Um. 641 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,230 Barney trusts me, I guess, 642 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,860 and I know how a drunk thinks. 643 00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:16,777 Here we go. Virgin Bloody Mary. 644 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:18,441 Are you positive it's virgin? 645 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:21,111 It's absolutely, 100%, a virgin. 646 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,996 Uh, and Coke for the gentleman. 647 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,310 Let me put this tray down. 648 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:26,644 I'll be right back to take your order. 649 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,625 Kay. This is, like, an entire salad 650 00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:30,128 - on my glass. - Oh, yeah. 651 00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:32,414 Guess they have to make up for it being a virgin. 652 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,208 Oh, my God. 653 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:36,279 Hey, you told Fred the waiter that a virgin meant 654 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:38,143 to make it a double when I was in the bathroom. 655 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,639 Fuck, I miss Barney. 656 00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:43,807 Sh... 657 00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:45,718 Jesus Christ. 658 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,002 Anyway, at first, Ming-hang and I 659 00:26:51,026 --> 00:26:53,860 just talked and made love. 660 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,897 Then she introduced me to something called the Hot Carl. 661 00:26:57,074 --> 00:26:58,301 Do you know what the Hot Carl is? 662 00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,987 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - We got it. 663 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,368 That quickly led to the Dirty Sanchez, 664 00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,824 and then the gorilla mask. 665 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:05,704 It got to the point where I couldn't orgasm 666 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,332 unless I was doing the Alabama Hot Pocket. 667 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:11,606 Oh, that's when you defecate... 668 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,337 Nope, Father. Too far. 669 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:14,839 Oh, you're gonna stop him now? 670 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:17,842 Anyway, the next time you reach for that dildo, 671 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,752 or that butt plug, or that ball gag, 672 00:27:19,930 --> 00:27:21,091 you remember me, 673 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,881 an innocent seaman 674 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,674 just trying to serve his country 675 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,686 while getting choked out to the point of asphyxiation 676 00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,972 by a Subic Bay woman named... 677 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:32,562 Ming-hang. 678 00:27:33,569 --> 00:27:34,685 Father, our penance. 679 00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:36,228 Oh, yes, right. 680 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:38,692 Um, say four Hail Marys 681 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,198 and six Our Fathers. 682 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:42,410 Thank you. 683 00:27:57,342 --> 00:27:58,628 Okay. 684 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:01,211 - I just need your license. - Sure. 685 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:05,132 Thank you. 686 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:11,351 I see that you already have two mortgage loans with us. 687 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,639 Yes. How long would it take 688 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,296 to get more money against my property? 689 00:28:14,902 --> 00:28:17,736 - How much were you looking for? - $25,000. 690 00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:20,216 Well, we would have to start the whole approval process again 691 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:21,947 and run a new credit check. 692 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,197 We would need copies of your tax returns for the last 693 00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:26,824 two years, pay stubs for the last three months. 694 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:28,766 Then we'll review all of your bank statements, 695 00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:30,907 just to ensure that you can complete the payments. 696 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,416 After we have everything we need, 697 00:28:32,586 --> 00:28:33,646 it usually takes the underwriter 698 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,707 about six weeks to approve. 699 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:37,713 Six weeks? 700 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,083 I need the money immediately. 701 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,796 Well, there is an expedited procedure, 702 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,131 but that will cost you 10%. 703 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:44,921 - How expedited? - Ten days. 704 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:47,010 Do you want to start the application process? 705 00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,226 Yes. 706 00:28:50,938 --> 00:28:51,938 Okay. 707 00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,513 So this is the layout 708 00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,272 of Beckman Correctional, all right? 709 00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:57,462 This is the area you want to avoid. 710 00:28:57,486 --> 00:28:59,148 Anything on the west side, 711 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:01,529 the showers, this side of the yard, 712 00:29:01,698 --> 00:29:02,939 and these cells. 713 00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:04,732 That is a lot of area I'm avoiding. 714 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:05,910 You'll thank me later. 715 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:06,953 All the inmates over here 716 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:09,282 are murderers. Murderer, 717 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,948 murderer, murderer. 718 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,167 Jesus. 719 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:14,875 So this 720 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:17,457 is the primo area at Beckman. 721 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:18,997 All right? I'm talking about 722 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,086 Disney compared to that shit over there. 723 00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:23,092 So over here, you'll get your good weed, 724 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,720 your coke, your smoke, and your Snicker bars. 725 00:29:25,889 --> 00:29:27,096 Anything you need. 726 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,906 Assume that anything you get from the west 727 00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,119 is gonna be laced with some shit 728 00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:31,143 that's gonna fucking kill you. 729 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:32,225 Got it. 730 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:33,762 Now, back in Disney, 731 00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,305 is where you'll find the guys 732 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:37,439 that give the best blowies. 733 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,316 All right? There's Ralphie. 734 00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,648 Clean, quick, easy. 735 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:43,154 Old Man Stewie? 736 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,485 He's good. The Senator. 737 00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:46,659 Oh, and Sasquatch. 738 00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:48,113 I don't know if he's still there. 739 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,639 Big Pete, Medium Pete. 740 00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:50,663 All good. 741 00:29:50,831 --> 00:29:52,197 - Okay. - Hi. 742 00:29:52,374 --> 00:29:54,457 Anybody got any cash? I need $25,000. 743 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:55,833 What? For what? 744 00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:58,541 I gotta put more money into this investment that I made. 745 00:29:58,714 --> 00:29:59,830 What investment? 746 00:30:00,007 --> 00:30:01,248 I put $100,000 into a 747 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:02,791 parking lot that's gonna be... 748 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,254 You got 100 grand? 749 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:06,260 No, the... the bank gave me a line 750 00:30:06,430 --> 00:30:07,990 of credit against my apartment building. 751 00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,098 That's just dumb. 752 00:30:09,182 --> 00:30:10,548 Don't pay it back. 753 00:30:10,726 --> 00:30:12,217 No, then they'll take the building. 754 00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:13,885 You could try to sell something. 755 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:15,062 What about your car? 756 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,063 It's a lease. 757 00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:18,022 I can do you a solid. 758 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:20,526 Who are you? 759 00:30:20,527 --> 00:30:21,527 Antonio. 760 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:23,019 He's a friend. 761 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,028 Pleasure. I know some guys 762 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:28,908 that know some guys, get you 25 grand, take a cut. 763 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:35,994 I'm good. 764 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:37,825 I think I figured it out. Thanks. 765 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:39,712 Don't forget, 766 00:30:39,713 --> 00:30:41,313 I'm driving you to prison in the morning. 767 00:30:42,132 --> 00:30:44,044 Okay. 768 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:47,836 Why is my sobriety so important to you anyway? 769 00:30:48,013 --> 00:30:50,096 It's not. My sobriety is important to me. 770 00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:51,676 That makes no sense. 771 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,966 Look, if I help you stay sober, 772 00:30:54,144 --> 00:30:55,555 it helps me stay sober. 773 00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,061 So narcissistic. 774 00:31:00,692 --> 00:31:02,433 What if I let you touch these? 775 00:31:02,986 --> 00:31:04,727 This is Highland. This is Cosmetics. 776 00:31:04,905 --> 00:31:08,069 It's nice to meet you, ladies, but I'm... I'm not interested. 777 00:31:13,580 --> 00:31:15,446 - Shit. - What? 778 00:31:15,624 --> 00:31:17,456 Barney's gonna be a couple hours late. 779 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:18,787 Are you kidding me? 780 00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,582 Look, um, I've got my brother's last dinner, all right? 781 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:22,916 So your ass is coming with me. 782 00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,582 Fuck that. I am going to the bar. 783 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,426 Jesus. 784 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:33,297 Two Flaming Dr. Peppers, please. 785 00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:34,674 You got it. 786 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:37,603 What are you doing? 787 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:38,720 Ordering us cocktails. 788 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,083 Hey, she doesn't want those. 789 00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,188 Yes, she does. 790 00:31:41,358 --> 00:31:43,441 Well, I'm not gonna let you do this. 791 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,609 You're such a buzzkill. 792 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,692 It's only alcohol. Stop giving it so much power. 793 00:31:48,865 --> 00:31:51,152 It's like flavored water, for God's sake. 794 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,033 Booyah! 795 00:31:55,539 --> 00:31:56,780 That's what I'm talking about. 796 00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:58,323 Thank you. 797 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,332 Here you go. 798 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,785 Come on, take it, you wuss. 799 00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:05,423 Hm. 800 00:32:05,424 --> 00:32:06,835 Please don't drink that. 801 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:09,716 Douche-canoe, I'm a grown-ass woman. 802 00:32:09,886 --> 00:32:11,673 If I want to drink it, I'm gonna drink it. 803 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:14,635 Hey, everybody, look, it's Jen Wagner, right here! 804 00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:15,808 Look! 805 00:32:16,977 --> 00:32:18,843 Hi. Hi. 806 00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,471 You asshole. Hi. 807 00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:28,648 I don't think you're gonna qualify. 808 00:32:30,157 --> 00:32:31,157 What? 809 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:33,483 Uh, yeah, you don't have enough revenue 810 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,367 to carry a third loan. 811 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:36,857 Do you have any additional assets, 812 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,659 bonds, stocks? 813 00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,292 No. 814 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:43,951 Sorry. I can go ahead and push 815 00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,665 this expedited application through 816 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:47,671 and we'll see what the underwriter says, but 817 00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:50,333 I don't think you're gonna get approved. 818 00:32:57,559 --> 00:32:58,891 Ah. 819 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:01,164 You think this stuff makes us depraved? 820 00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:02,474 Fuck, no. 821 00:33:02,814 --> 00:33:04,350 Yeah, but the priest said that we're... 822 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:05,640 Well, it's his job, Kev, 823 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,024 to make us feel like shit 824 00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,337 about having a healthy sex life 825 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,852 because he can't anymore. 826 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:13,364 When is the last time we used any of this stuff, anyway? 827 00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:16,327 Like this butt plug? 828 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,202 Watching the White Sox double-header. 829 00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:20,738 Oh, yeah. 830 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:22,407 The rain delay. 831 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,410 We just need to be more careful with the girls around. 832 00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:26,919 I don't want them walking in on us 833 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,250 using any of this anytime soon. 834 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:31,086 It'll probably just fall out, anyway. 835 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,259 Excuse me? 836 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,718 Of me. It'll fall out of me. 837 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,057 Let's just throw it all out. 838 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,429 Hell, no. 839 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,762 We're gonna have a ceremony, 840 00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:47,728 a proper good-bye. 841 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,049 Hey, Fiona, can you take the Sprite 842 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,314 off this check for me, please? 843 00:33:54,491 --> 00:33:56,904 Um, just, um, comp the whole thing. 844 00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:31,277 Fuck. 845 00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:33,440 - Knock, knock. - What? 846 00:34:33,697 --> 00:34:34,904 Sorry to interrupt, boss. 847 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,439 It's Linus' birthday. 848 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,816 We're gonna have a few drinks later if you want to join. 849 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:40,369 Sure. 850 00:34:40,370 --> 00:34:41,531 Okay. 851 00:35:12,402 --> 00:35:13,734 Is that her? 852 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,646 Stay here. I'll go get your medications. 853 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,109 Yeah, okay. 854 00:35:18,992 --> 00:35:20,449 Hey, hey. 855 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:22,155 Looking good, Dr. Jones. 856 00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,486 Thanks, Baxter. 857 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,918 Uh, Dr. Jones? 858 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:32,749 Dr. Ingrid Jones? 859 00:35:33,006 --> 00:35:34,006 That's her? 860 00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:35,049 Yes? 861 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,341 We met the other day in the ER. 862 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,672 You lured me in with Vicodin? 863 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,634 Bitch-slapped me, called me Timmy? 864 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:46,893 You kissed me on behalf of Sarah Beth? 865 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,889 You must have the wrong person. 866 00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:58,230 Baxter, tell Randy I'll be in my car. 867 00:35:58,365 --> 00:35:59,697 Oh, but... uh... 868 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,982 Um... 869 00:36:02,327 --> 00:36:04,944 She was so different the other day. 870 00:36:05,121 --> 00:36:08,080 We really had a connection. She's so normal now. 871 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:09,560 Well, they're always that way when they get released 872 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:10,824 from here, Frank. You know that. 873 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:12,038 I guess it's been a while. 874 00:36:12,212 --> 00:36:13,669 That man she was with, Randy? 875 00:36:14,381 --> 00:36:16,714 Yeah, her ex-husband. 876 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,211 Good to know. 877 00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:20,251 W-w-what do you think? 878 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,428 I don't know. 879 00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:23,428 Looks like she could shatter your kneecap. 880 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:25,681 She really does, doesn't she? 881 00:36:25,934 --> 00:36:27,095 Come on. 882 00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:32,541 - That's some bullshit! - Where's my shit, motherfucker? 883 00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,543 You didn't tell me we were having dinner in the ghetto. 884 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,087 Hey, you had me running around the city all day. 885 00:36:36,111 --> 00:36:37,213 Least you could do is hang here until 886 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,603 Barney comes to pick you up. 887 00:36:38,780 --> 00:36:41,067 Hope I don't get mugged in the meantime. 888 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,149 Hurry up. 889 00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,613 You're gonna be late for your gang initiation. 890 00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,252 There she is. 891 00:37:01,761 --> 00:37:03,423 - They're leaving. - Shit. 892 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:09,768 What? 893 00:37:10,979 --> 00:37:12,140 Frank, what about me? 894 00:37:12,313 --> 00:37:14,930 Uh, take the, uh, number 16 bus. 895 00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:20,311 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, I have a better one. 896 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,488 So Carl's, like, five or six years old, right? 897 00:37:22,657 --> 00:37:24,239 Enough with these Carl stories. 898 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:26,178 - Hey, let me get that. - No way. I want more. 899 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:27,202 Me too. 900 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,627 Wow, looks like you're the one going to prison. 901 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:31,781 Mm, this is amazing. 902 00:37:31,958 --> 00:37:34,041 I can't believe you've never had White Castle before. 903 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:36,167 I only eat carrots, and then I throw them up. 904 00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:38,454 Come on, tell the story. 905 00:37:38,631 --> 00:37:40,311 All right, so he's five or six years old... 906 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:42,111 Wait-wait-wait, is this the penis or the cat story? 907 00:37:42,135 --> 00:37:43,592 - Penis. - Shit. 908 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,970 And he thought pee was stored in his scrotum. 909 00:37:46,139 --> 00:37:48,051 - No. - But he called it his... 910 00:37:48,224 --> 00:37:49,304 - Bubble gum. - Yeah. 911 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,619 'Cause it looks like bubble gum. 912 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:51,804 He took a screwdriver... 913 00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:53,719 - No! - Yeah. Yep. 914 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,377 - Is that what that scar is? - Uh-huh. 915 00:37:55,482 --> 00:37:57,474 Well, and why the hell'd you do that? 916 00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,490 I thought I'd save some time, bypass the penis. 917 00:37:59,652 --> 00:38:00,652 Creative. 918 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:01,985 See? I'm a genius. 919 00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:03,271 Yeah, you're a genius. 920 00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:04,484 Did pee come out? 921 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:05,693 It smelled like pee. 922 00:38:05,867 --> 00:38:07,403 - Oh, God. - What a genius. 923 00:38:07,577 --> 00:38:09,534 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late. 924 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:11,140 I got stuck on the El for 20 minutes. 925 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:12,183 - Nice. - Hey, what's going on, Deb? 926 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:13,207 Ooh. 927 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:15,995 Yes. 928 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,629 - Was it two? - Was it? 929 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,638 Why is that chick from those makeup commercials 930 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,041 having dinner with us? 931 00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:25,627 Oh, shit, that's you. 932 00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,511 - Mm. - Hey, she's also done 933 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,297 17 movies and 4 TV shows. 934 00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,057 And nominated for three Golden Globes 935 00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:33,496 - and a People's Choice Award. - Whoa. 936 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,520 You're famous. 937 00:38:34,521 --> 00:38:35,521 You make a lot of money 938 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:36,723 doing those commercials, huh? 939 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:37,815 Hey. 940 00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:38,816 What? 941 00:38:38,817 --> 00:38:39,978 Say the line. 942 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,983 - No. - Oh, you guys, 943 00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,689 come on, come on, come on. 944 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:44,863 Come on. 945 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,192 Come on. 946 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:52,194 Face it. You're gorgeous. 947 00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:53,372 Wow. 948 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:54,781 Whoo, whoo! 949 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:56,119 Nice. 950 00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:57,874 Okay, now the Carl cat story. 951 00:38:58,044 --> 00:38:59,355 - Debs, you take this one. - Shit. 952 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,547 ♪♪ Just enjoy your life ♪♪ 953 00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:07,551 ♪♪ Just enjoy your life ♪♪ 954 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,302 Hey, turn off the music! 955 00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:14,593 ♪♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪ 956 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:19,230 ♪♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪ 957 00:39:19,399 --> 00:39:21,561 ♪♪ Happy birthday ♪♪ 958 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:24,397 ♪♪ Dear Linus ♪♪ 959 00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:28,485 ♪♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪ 960 00:39:28,658 --> 00:39:30,820 Whoo! 961 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,576 Yeah! 962 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,743 Ugh, I ate more tonight than I've eaten in a month. 963 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:39,917 Hey, uh, you realize 964 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:41,564 you haven't talked about having a drink 965 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:42,704 since you've been here? 966 00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:44,796 I guess I felt comfortable. 967 00:39:44,966 --> 00:39:46,277 Plus, I can't drink after 7:00 anyway, 968 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:47,653 because everyone's gonna smell it on me 969 00:39:47,677 --> 00:39:48,963 at my meeting tomorrow morning. 970 00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:50,137 Aye. 971 00:39:50,597 --> 00:39:52,008 How's my shiv looking? 972 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,176 Mm, sharper. 973 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,761 That thing can't puncture flesh. 974 00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:57,972 E... see, look at mine. Mm? 975 00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,146 Oh, wow. 976 00:39:59,147 --> 00:40:01,013 Take that, you rape-y pillow. 977 00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,437 Uh, can I give my two cents about prison? 978 00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:06,737 Sure. 979 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:07,819 Find a hobby. 980 00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,776 Makes the time go so much faster. 981 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:11,406 Oh, papier-mâché's good. 982 00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,068 Easy to do with toilet paper, glue, and water. 983 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:16,077 You learn that from one of your movies? 984 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:17,454 Bitch, please. 985 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:18,865 I served time. 986 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:20,954 48 hours for DUI. 987 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,081 Oh, I didn't know I was in the company 988 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,415 of such a badass. 989 00:40:25,298 --> 00:40:27,005 Maybe I should go to prison, too. 990 00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:29,633 Seems like the only way I'll find a real relationship. 991 00:40:29,802 --> 00:40:30,883 That's not true. 992 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:33,091 It is. I'm unlucky in love. 993 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,471 Men, women... 994 00:40:34,641 --> 00:40:37,133 Hey, you're a special woman. 995 00:40:37,310 --> 00:40:39,097 You don't want just anyone. 996 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,638 No, you... you want somebody who gets you. 997 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,152 I played a lesbian once in a movie. 998 00:40:56,329 --> 00:40:58,161 - Whoa. - Wow. 999 00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,451 Face it, 1000 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,997 you're gorgeous! 1001 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:10,875 If I don't come up with 25 grand... 1002 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:14,549 I'm gonna be in default on my partnership agreement 1003 00:41:14,722 --> 00:41:15,838 and lose 1004 00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,974 my $100,000 investment. 1005 00:41:20,645 --> 00:41:22,762 I got my car repo-d this week. 1006 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:29,021 And I'll have to foreclose 1007 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:31,528 on my apartment building, 1008 00:41:31,698 --> 00:41:35,863 and my credit will just be... ruined. 1009 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,487 My mom and I are getting kicked out 1010 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:41,326 of our Section 8 housing. 1011 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:45,876 That sucks. 1012 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:48,795 I'm sorry. 1013 00:41:56,222 --> 00:41:57,463 What was that? 1014 00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,348 Looked like a dick. 1015 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:10,235 Huh. 1016 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:17,111 Bye-bye, hot pink anal beads. 1017 00:42:17,869 --> 00:42:20,077 We never really used them, anyway. 1018 00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:21,494 I did. 1019 00:42:23,082 --> 00:42:25,074 When you were visiting your mother. 1020 00:42:25,251 --> 00:42:26,251 You did? 1021 00:42:26,419 --> 00:42:27,910 Oh, yeah. 1022 00:42:28,087 --> 00:42:29,544 I was so stressed that night. 1023 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:30,954 I thought I lost one inside me. 1024 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,376 I couldn't remember 1025 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:35,008 if I started out with five or six beads. 1026 00:42:37,263 --> 00:42:38,595 Good riddance. 1027 00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,845 Someone is up there, throwing stuff. 1028 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,940 No. 1029 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:56,446 I... I can't. I... I... 1030 00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:58,699 I have a boyfriend. Oh, 1031 00:42:58,868 --> 00:43:00,109 and I... I lied to him, 1032 00:43:00,286 --> 00:43:02,403 and he's really mad at me. 1033 00:43:02,997 --> 00:43:05,660 I might've fucked the whole thing up. 1034 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:11,124 I have to apologize. 1035 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:38,529 Hey. 1036 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,943 For your commissary account. 1037 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:48,536 I'll pay you back. 1038 00:43:48,709 --> 00:43:50,200 No, you won't. 1039 00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:49,555 Are you stalking me? 1040 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:51,553 Do I need to call the police? 1041 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,934 I know it was you. 1042 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:58,393 I was having a bad day. 1043 00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:01,196 My medications were off. 1044 00:45:02,158 --> 00:45:03,239 Wasn't the real me. 1045 00:45:03,409 --> 00:45:06,823 I think it was the real you, and I loved it. 1046 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:08,908 What? 1047 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,243 You don't have anything to be ashamed of. 1048 00:45:11,417 --> 00:45:13,249 You are fantastic. 1049 00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:17,545 I wish I were normal. 1050 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:19,418 Why? 1051 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,676 I-I don't really like that part of me. 1052 00:45:24,889 --> 00:45:26,130 I do. 1053 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:30,642 ♪♪ I'm moving on ♪♪ 1054 00:45:32,605 --> 00:45:34,597 ♪♪ Heading my way, Columbia ♪♪ 1055 00:45:34,774 --> 00:45:36,515 Hi, it's me. 1056 00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:38,392 ♪♪ I'm moving on ♪♪ 1057 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,936 I'm sorry about our stupid fight. 1058 00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:42,274 ♪♪ I'm moving on ♪♪ 1059 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:53,532 ♪♪ When the tables finally turn ♪♪ 1060 00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:54,950 ♪♪ I'm gonna be ♪♪ 1061 00:45:55,127 --> 00:45:56,127 You... 1062 00:45:56,295 --> 00:45:57,877 ♪♪ Your lesson learned ♪♪ 1063 00:46:03,052 --> 00:46:06,136 Hi, it's me. You didn't come home. 1064 00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:07,721 Call me. 1065 00:46:12,478 --> 00:46:13,810 Oh. 1066 00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:17,021 ♪♪ I'm rolling down the tracks ♪♪ 1067 00:46:18,985 --> 00:46:21,102 Oh, I can't... 1068 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:24,192 ♪♪ Well, I'll be all right I'll be just fine ♪♪ 1069 00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:26,948 ♪♪ I'm a heartbreaker, baby I'm one of a kind ♪♪ 1070 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:35,767 Hi. Is Ford here? 1071 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,848 Do you know what time it is? 1072 00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:39,388 What's going on? 1073 00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:45,109 Fiona. 1074 00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:48,901 I got this, Patty. 1075 00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,408 Patty. 1076 00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:55,071 You s... you said Patty was your mother. 1077 00:47:55,247 --> 00:47:56,783 I'm his wife. 1078 00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,249 Daddy... 1079 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:02,540 I can't sleep. 1080 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,079 Oh, come on, sweetheart. 1081 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:05,463 Let's go back to bed. 1082 00:48:05,633 --> 00:48:07,295 Fiona... 1083 00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:09,084 I'm such a fucking idiot. 1084 00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:11,878 Fiona, wait. Patty and I are separated. 1085 00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:13,547 That didn't look separated to me. 1086 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:14,805 We're getting a divorce. 1087 00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,559 Why wouldn't you just 1088 00:48:16,727 --> 00:48:17,746 tell me that you're married? 1089 00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:19,227 We stayed together for the kid. 1090 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:20,433 Oh. 1091 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:23,857 Holy shit, you're a fucking asshole. 1092 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:26,811 Fiona, just listen to me. 1093 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:28,530 Fiona. 1094 00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:29,567 Can't believe this... 1095 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,020 Fiona, listen to me for a second. 1096 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:32,969 This is fucking... take your fucking hand off my car. 1097 00:48:32,993 --> 00:48:33,993 Don't do this, Fiona. 1098 00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,514 - Take your fucking hand... - No way! Fucking no! 1099 00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:37,279 Take your fucking hands off my car! 1100 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:39,789 Fiona! Fiona! 1101 00:48:46,215 --> 00:48:47,626 Fiona! 1102 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,384 Fiona! 1103 00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,973 Don't touch me. Don't touch me. 1104 00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:59,476 - Relax, relax. - Fu-fuck. 1105 00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:01,602 She's bleeding. she's fucking bleeding. 1106 00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:04,059 Oh, fuck... 1107 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:05,895 - Fiona... - Fuck... 1108 00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:09,944 Oh, fuck. 1109 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:11,150 Fuck. 1110 00:49:11,323 --> 00:49:12,484 Fiona! 1111 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,957 You sure she said she was gonna drive you? 1112 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:24,334 Yep. 1113 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,335 Still going to voice mail. 1114 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:30,336 How about Uncle Kev drives you? 1115 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,502 I'll go get my truck. 1116 00:49:34,847 --> 00:49:35,847 Thanks, man. 1117 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,294 All right. 1118 00:50:14,136 --> 00:50:15,343 I, uh... 1119 00:50:16,222 --> 00:50:17,616 thought Geneva and some of the others 1120 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,097 would be here, but... 1121 00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:23,051 You can only count on family, dude. 1122 00:50:26,899 --> 00:50:28,561 I'm gonna miss you. 1123 00:50:41,288 --> 00:50:42,724 Don't get too raped in there, all right? 1124 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,034 - Kevin! - I'm sorry. 1125 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,477 I don't know what to say in these situations. 1126 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,743 How about "Bye" and "I love you"? 1127 00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:50,628 B-bye, man. 1128 00:50:51,382 --> 00:50:52,543 I love you. 1129 00:50:53,008 --> 00:50:54,044 I love you guys, too. 1130 00:51:00,724 --> 00:51:02,135 Hey, uh... 1131 00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:07,929 Thanks for being my brother. 1132 00:51:08,107 --> 00:51:10,315 Uh, never had a choice. 1133 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,941 All right. 1134 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:22,078 See you guys. 1135 00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:24,581 Have a good one. 1136 00:51:24,623 --> 00:51:25,623 See ya. 1137 00:51:26,875 --> 00:51:28,116 Open up! 1138 00:51:30,796 --> 00:51:31,877 Let's go. 1139 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:12,335 Knock it off. 1140 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:44,025 I rolled on the cartel I was working for, 1141 00:52:44,203 --> 00:52:46,570 and in exchange, guess who gets 1142 00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:48,739 to pick where he gets locked up? 1143 00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:50,827 Holy fuck. 1144 00:52:51,001 --> 00:52:53,539 Oh, hey, I got bottom, 1145 00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:54,712 so... 1146 00:52:55,464 --> 00:52:57,046 you're on top. 1147 00:53:00,552 --> 00:53:02,134 ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, oh ♪♪ 1148 00:53:03,555 --> 00:53:04,762 ♪♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪ 1149 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,887 ♪♪ That's the way every day goes ♪♪ 1150 00:53:09,061 --> 00:53:10,893 ♪♪ Every time we've no control ♪♪ 1151 00:53:11,063 --> 00:53:13,180 ♪♪ If the sky is pink and white ♪♪ 1152 00:53:13,357 --> 00:53:15,394 ♪♪ If the ground is black and yellow ♪♪ 1153 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:19,527 ♪♪ It's the same way you show me ♪♪ 1154 00:53:20,072 --> 00:53:22,735 ♪♪ Glory from above ♪♪ 1155 00:53:22,908 --> 00:53:25,241 ♪♪ Regard my dear ♪♪ 1156 00:53:28,414 --> 00:53:32,078 ♪♪ It's all downhill from here ♪♪ 1157 00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:37,412 ♪♪ Bending up my Nikes ♪♪ 1158 00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:40,423 ♪♪ Running out the melpomene, nicotine ♪♪ 1159 00:53:40,592 --> 00:53:42,800 ♪♪ Stealing granny cigs, take it easy ♪♪ 1160 00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:44,927 ♪♪ Gimme something sweet ♪♪ 1161 00:53:45,097 --> 00:53:46,929 ♪♪ Bitch I might like immortality ♪♪ 1162 00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,637 ♪♪ Life, life immortality ♪♪