1 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:03,760 (Woman) Sam! 2 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:07,560 Sam! 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,960 Can you hear me? 4 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,960 It's Mum. 5 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:21,040 Sam... 6 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,280 Sammy! 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,440 - Mum? - Sammy? 8 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,120 Ivanhoe. 9 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,680 Sammy...? 10 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:36,400 Mum?! 11 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,800 Hello. Do you know a little boy who lives around here called Sam Tyler? 12 00:00:57,920 --> 00:00:59,240 He'd be about four years old. 13 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,680 I'm not meant to talk to strange men. Are you a strange man? 14 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,000 I think I probably am, yeah. 15 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,720 Jane! Come here. 16 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:09,520 Excuse me? I'm just looking for... 17 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,000 (Grunting, banging) 18 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:17,880 - Can I help you? - Help yourself, mate. 19 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,960 Keep on walking. 20 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,240 - I'm a police officer. - Good for you! 21 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:26,160 He's been a bit of a greedy boy and I'm just reminding him of the rules. 22 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,040 Did you hear what I said? I said I'm a police officer. 23 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,480 I'm working here, now run along. 24 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,880 - Bugger! - Oi! 25 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,400 What the hell do you think you're doing? 26 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,360 I'm arresting you for assault. 27 00:01:46,480 --> 00:01:49,160 You do not have to say anything but it may harm your defence 28 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:53,560 if you do not mention when questioned, something which you later rely on in court. 29 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,240 That's not how it goes. 30 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:58,440 Big mistake, copper. 31 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:03,080 My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident and I woke up in 1973. 32 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,360 Am I mad, in a coma, or back in time? 33 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:10,080 Whatever's happened, it's like I've landed on a different planet. 34 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:14,040 Now maybe if l can work out the reason, I can get home. 35 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,960 - All right, love. New, is he? - Shut up. 36 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:11,800 - Write down that I had nothing to do with it! - (Growls) 37 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,160 - What's the charge? - Assaulting this man. 38 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:19,240 - No, he didn't! We were just wrestling. - And resisting arrest. 39 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,360 Shall you tell him, darling, or shall I? 40 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,080 Number three is empty. 41 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,520 - What you got, Ray? - Crisp. 42 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:36,120 Oh, bastard, he's drawn the favourite. 43 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,680 Here you go, boss. 44 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:43,600 Proud Percy. 45 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,240 Sweepstake for the Grand National on Saturday. 46 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:51,960 Can someone put some bog roll in the loo? I've just wiped my arse on Francis Lee. 47 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:58,520 - Red Rum. - Never heard of him. 48 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,360 I'll swap you Red Rum for Proud Percy. 49 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,120 Why? 50 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:07,560 - Red Rum, Red Rum. - (Phone rings) 51 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,520 I just like his name. 52 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,920 You got inside information? 53 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:14,360 - (Ray) Guv! - What? 54 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,320 - Charlie Edwards. - What about him? 55 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:18,880 Some prat just arrested him. 56 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,840 - Who is this Charlie Edwards? - An unpleasant little scrotum. 57 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,520 - A necessary evil. - I don't get it. 58 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:33,880 In A Division we have a series of checks and balances. 59 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,880 It works very nicely until some dill from the suburbs starts waving his willy around. 60 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,880 Checks and balances? 61 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,760 Edwards works for a local businessman, Stephen Warren. 62 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:47,720 Mr Warren enjoys cordial relationships with the police. 63 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:50,360 - He's bent? - Bent as a fish hook! 64 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:54,840 But he keeps his streets spotlessly clean, no burglaries, no sex crimes, 65 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,200 and he lets us know if unsavoury characters arrive in the city. 66 00:04:58,320 --> 00:04:59,680 And what do we do in return? 67 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:03,480 For a start, we don't arrest his right-hand man, OK? 68 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,440 Mr Hunt! 69 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:14,280 No need to apologise. Just an honest mistake. 70 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:15,760 What's going on? 71 00:05:15,880 --> 00:05:19,160 The assault charge against Mr Edwards has been dropped. 72 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:22,360 - What about resisting arrest? - That's been dropped too. 73 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,400 I've left some free passes for the boys and girls, Mr Hunt, 74 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:27,080 to show there's no hard feelings. 75 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,960 Hang on, he's my detainee. 76 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:31,440 - I say when he gets released. - Shut it! 77 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:34,040 Right, on your way and don't push it. 78 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,600 Of course not, Mr Hunt. 79 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,200 See you again, hero (!) 80 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,080 What are you doing tonight? 81 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:46,640 - I can't believe what I've just seen. - Cancel it. You're having a drink with me. 82 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,760 - You said a quiet little pub. - Did I? 83 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,720 - Evening, Mr Hunt. - Don't scratch it. 84 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,800 This is Warren's place, isn't it? 85 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,880 There's no flies on you, are there? 86 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,160 What are we doing here? 87 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,440 Furthering your education, so you don't start a war. 88 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,520 I don't want anything to do with it. 89 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,960 You are to do with it. 90 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:09,160 (Hunt) Don't throw stones in my pond. 91 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:11,280 I've seen where this sort of thing leads. 92 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:14,480 And now we have to apologise. I say "we" but I mean "you". 93 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,840 No chance! I've got nothing to apologise for. 94 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:21,800 (David Bowie: Jean Genie) 95 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:25,440 The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks 96 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,280 He's outrageous He screams and he bawls... 97 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,680 Hey boss, over here! 98 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,320 Hello! Didn't think this would be your scene. 99 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:43,600 Do you come here often? 100 00:06:43,720 --> 00:06:47,360 - Only when we get in free on the guest list. - (Hunt) Oi, Sam! 101 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,680 I need to talk to you about something. 102 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,360 A much-loved orange cat called Ivanhoe. 103 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,720 VIP lounge, love. I don't think that includes off-duty slags 104 00:06:57,840 --> 00:07:00,560 with glitter in their hair, do you? Come on. 105 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:02,360 ...sells you nutrition 106 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:06,200 And keeps all your dead hair for making up underwear 107 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,400 Poor little Greenie... 108 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,680 - Bobby Charlton. - Yeah, and Francis Lee. 109 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,160 Dennis Law. 110 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,320 Half a million pounds wouldn't buy you that lot. 111 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:25,240 - Oh, my God. - What? 112 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:28,040 - Marc Bolan. - Who? 113 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:30,520 Marc Bolan, lead singer with T-Rex. 114 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,520 Yeah, yeah, whatever. I'll go and tell Warren we're here. 115 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,320 If God appeared in my room, obviously I'd be in awe, 116 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:37,840 but I don't think I'd be humble. 117 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:41,240 - Excuse me, Mr Bolan. - What happened to your hair, man? 118 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,160 (Girls giggle) 119 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:45,800 - I just wanted to say I'm a big fan. - Thanks. 120 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,440 Sam! 121 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,120 Listen, drive carefully, OK? 122 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:54,120 Especially in Minis. 123 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,920 - What? - Nothing. 124 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:06,120 Listen, don't say anything stupid to Warren, OK? 125 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,280 He keeps a lid on a lot of crap that goes on in this city, 126 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,600 so you can get down off your Hyde high horse. 127 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:13,479 I'm still not apologising. 128 00:08:18,279 --> 00:08:20,039 So... 129 00:08:20,159 --> 00:08:22,079 you're the Caped Crusader, Mr Tyler. 130 00:08:22,199 --> 00:08:25,559 I saw a man assaulting another man, and I did my job. 131 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:29,999 - He's very big on doing his job. - I'm glad to hear it. 132 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:34,479 It was a regrettable incident. 133 00:08:36,079 --> 00:08:39,639 I believe you have something to say to Detective Inspector Tyler. 134 00:08:39,759 --> 00:08:42,839 Sorry about earlier, sir. Won't happen again. 135 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:48,399 Cigar, Mr Hunt? 136 00:08:48,519 --> 00:08:50,199 Ta. 137 00:08:50,319 --> 00:08:53,439 Please, Mr Tyler. It won't explode. 138 00:08:58,599 --> 00:09:03,079 Now, if you'll forgive us, I just want a quick word with your man here. 139 00:09:03,199 --> 00:09:05,039 (Door opens) 140 00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,479 You, enjoy yourself. 141 00:09:12,879 --> 00:09:17,279 I'll be right with you. Keep mine warm. 142 00:09:18,479 --> 00:09:23,119 Ohh, the Jean Genie lives on his back 143 00:09:23,239 --> 00:09:26,919 The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks 144 00:09:27,039 --> 00:09:28,999 He's outrageous... 145 00:09:29,119 --> 00:09:32,279 - So, you work for Warren, yeah? - Don't we all? 146 00:09:32,399 --> 00:09:33,959 ...let yourself go 147 00:09:34,079 --> 00:09:35,799 Oh 148 00:09:36,839 --> 00:09:38,359 Go 149 00:09:40,399 --> 00:09:41,919 Go 150 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:45,239 The Jean Genie lives on his back 151 00:09:45,359 --> 00:09:48,919 The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks 152 00:09:49,039 --> 00:09:52,919 He's outrageous He screams and he bawls 153 00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:57,439 Jean Genie, let yourself go Oh... 154 00:09:59,119 --> 00:10:04,199 - (Sam) What are we doing here? - (Hunt) Bit of business to sort out. 155 00:10:04,319 --> 00:10:07,079 What sort of business? 156 00:10:07,199 --> 00:10:12,359 Some dodgy hippies have been fencing stolen electrical goods. 157 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,319 That's a job for CID, is it? 158 00:10:15,439 --> 00:10:17,319 You can stay here if you want. 159 00:10:20,159 --> 00:10:24,239 (Booming rock music) 160 00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:28,479 Who the hell are you? 161 00:10:28,599 --> 00:10:31,839 Is there anything in this world more revolting than a dishonest hippy? 162 00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:33,679 We don't want any trouble, man. 163 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,719 Do you know what I'd do if I were you? Apart from wash my hair. 164 00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:41,879 - What? - Pack up my shitty clothes 165 00:10:41,999 --> 00:10:44,359 and I'd be out of this city by daybreak. 166 00:10:44,479 --> 00:10:47,519 I take it you boys have got receipts for these TVs, yeah? 167 00:10:48,839 --> 00:10:50,559 Er, Guv... 168 00:10:51,439 --> 00:10:53,079 Do him! Stick him! 169 00:10:53,199 --> 00:10:54,839 Stick him! Stick the pig! 170 00:10:55,759 --> 00:10:57,199 Stick him, Royston! 171 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:00,879 Ah! Stay there! 172 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,039 It's a horrible concept, isn't it? 173 00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:09,039 Huge, psychotic hippies fencing stolen tellies. 174 00:11:11,439 --> 00:11:15,159 - This is nothing to do with me. - Oh, stop being such a girl. 175 00:11:15,279 --> 00:11:17,199 Think of it as a tax on bad people. 176 00:11:17,319 --> 00:11:21,399 - What is that, mon brave? - It's a television. 177 00:11:21,519 --> 00:11:25,239 - In a pub?! - Yeah, ask the Boy Wonder here. 178 00:11:25,359 --> 00:11:29,279 - It's nothing to do with me. - Tell them what you told me. 179 00:11:29,399 --> 00:11:32,279 I could make some brackets, we could put it on the wall, 180 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:34,359 and watch the sport. 181 00:11:34,479 --> 00:11:35,639 In a pub?! 182 00:11:35,759 --> 00:11:38,999 Right, large whisky for the short-haired man who saved my bacon. 183 00:11:39,119 --> 00:11:41,119 You making bacon? 184 00:11:41,239 --> 00:11:42,719 Well done, boss. 185 00:11:54,359 --> 00:11:57,199 That should keep Warren off our backs for a while. 186 00:11:59,279 --> 00:12:01,839 Hang on, we just...we just did that for Warren? 187 00:12:01,959 --> 00:12:05,639 Erm... He brought their existence to our attention, let's say. 188 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:08,039 Why's he giving me this, I didn't do anything? 189 00:12:08,159 --> 00:12:10,159 Money for old rope then, isn't it? 190 00:12:12,319 --> 00:12:15,639 - I don't want anything to do with this. - It's too late. 191 00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:19,799 Now, er...get the drinks in and grow up. 192 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:40,959 I've always despised bent cops. 193 00:12:41,079 --> 00:12:44,079 What did you have to do for it? That's the question. 194 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:47,319 Danced with a pretty girl. 195 00:12:47,439 --> 00:12:49,079 Smoked a cigar. 196 00:12:49,199 --> 00:12:51,279 It's hardly Watergate, my friend. 197 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:56,159 I'm losing it, Nelson. 198 00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:59,599 I'm forgetting who I am in all this...madness. 199 00:13:03,879 --> 00:13:06,119 I just want to go home. 200 00:13:06,239 --> 00:13:08,599 Me too, Sam. 201 00:13:09,359 --> 00:13:10,879 Close the door on your way out. 202 00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:27,959 (TV) Come on, children! Who wants to sing with Mr Socks? 203 00:13:28,079 --> 00:13:32,199 Everyone wants to sing with Mr Socksey! 204 00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:35,399 Anne, do you want to sing? 205 00:13:35,519 --> 00:13:37,239 Terence! 206 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,079 Julia! 207 00:13:39,199 --> 00:13:41,279 Let's all sing! 208 00:13:42,799 --> 00:13:44,399 Wendy! 209 00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:45,999 Henry! 210 00:13:46,119 --> 00:13:48,959 Sam! Sam! 211 00:13:50,879 --> 00:13:54,119 (Woman's voice) What have they done to my beautiful boy? 212 00:13:54,239 --> 00:13:55,919 - Mum? - Can you hear me? 213 00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,799 Can you hear what I'm saying? 214 00:13:58,919 --> 00:14:01,599 Sam. Don't leave us. 215 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:05,039 - Mum? - (Man's voice) Sing with Mr Socksey! 216 00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:25,159 (Man) Old iron! Old iron! 217 00:14:25,279 --> 00:14:27,519 Old iron! 218 00:14:27,639 --> 00:14:29,279 Old iron! 219 00:14:29,879 --> 00:14:31,999 Old iron! 220 00:14:32,879 --> 00:14:34,559 Alfie. 221 00:14:40,399 --> 00:14:42,679 Ivanhoe!? 222 00:14:45,999 --> 00:14:48,279 Ivanhoe, it's me, Sammy! 223 00:14:48,399 --> 00:14:50,719 (Cat meows) 224 00:15:19,239 --> 00:15:20,719 Yes? 225 00:15:25,039 --> 00:15:26,639 Can I help you? 226 00:15:31,599 --> 00:15:33,359 Detective Inspector... 227 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,719 Bolan. 228 00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:40,679 Er...there's been a spate of burglaries in the area and er... 229 00:15:40,799 --> 00:15:42,919 we're making door-to-door enquires. 230 00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:46,799 Burglaries? I didn't think we had any, not around here. 231 00:15:50,799 --> 00:15:52,799 Would you like to come in? 232 00:15:59,999 --> 00:16:02,799 You'll have to forgive me, I was doing the washing-up. 233 00:16:02,919 --> 00:16:04,319 Not at all, Mrs Tyler. 234 00:16:06,719 --> 00:16:11,119 - Erm...would you like to go through? - Thanks. 235 00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:33,519 How did you know our name? 236 00:16:34,679 --> 00:16:37,719 It's all in the records. 237 00:16:37,839 --> 00:16:40,279 A real life detective in the house. 238 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,759 My son will be very impressed. 239 00:16:45,799 --> 00:16:49,039 - Is he at school? - He's upstairs in his room. 240 00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:50,639 Mumps. 241 00:16:52,919 --> 00:16:55,319 I'm really surprised about the burglaries. 242 00:16:55,439 --> 00:16:58,599 We move around a lot and this is the safest place we've ever been. 243 00:17:00,199 --> 00:17:04,839 - Have you got time for a cup of tea? - Yeah. 244 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,839 What does your husband do? 245 00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:10,919 He's a salesman. And not a very good one at the moment. 246 00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:15,919 So if anyone does try and burgle us they'll be very disappointed. 247 00:17:16,039 --> 00:17:17,479 (Cat meows) 248 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:21,119 That's funny. He normally only likes me and Sammy. 249 00:17:24,599 --> 00:17:29,039 I wonder if I should wake Sam up? He'll be disappointed to have missed you. 250 00:17:29,159 --> 00:17:30,519 Don't wake him up. 251 00:17:30,639 --> 00:17:34,239 He wants to be a policeman one day, so he says. 252 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:36,119 He will be. 253 00:17:36,239 --> 00:17:38,359 (Front door opens) 254 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,999 Your husband? 255 00:17:42,039 --> 00:17:45,919 Mr Carroway, I'd really prefer it if you didn't just let yourself in. 256 00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:48,439 My husband's away. When he's back I'll mention... 257 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:51,319 - Is there a problem? - The mouse do play, I see. 258 00:17:51,439 --> 00:17:54,519 Mr Carroway, this is Detective Inspector Bolan. 259 00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:58,999 Look. As soon as my husband's back he'll pay this month's rent... 260 00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,239 Not to mention the two months before that. 261 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:05,319 There's a law against landlords letting themselves into tenanted property. 262 00:18:05,439 --> 00:18:10,239 - No, there's not. - Leave now or let's discuss it at the station. 263 00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:13,559 I answer to Mr Warren. 264 00:18:13,679 --> 00:18:15,159 Yeah? 265 00:18:15,279 --> 00:18:17,759 He won't like it, he won't like it at all. 266 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:21,879 I'll be back to get my money later, Mrs Tyler, when your friend has gone. 267 00:18:21,999 --> 00:18:23,599 (Door slams shut) 268 00:18:23,719 --> 00:18:26,079 (She cries) 269 00:18:26,199 --> 00:18:29,159 - Hey, hey... - I'm sorry. 270 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:30,799 It's OK. 271 00:18:37,239 --> 00:18:39,159 How much do you owe? 272 00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:40,759 Lots. 273 00:18:50,319 --> 00:18:51,799 What are you doing? 274 00:18:51,919 --> 00:18:56,159 I won some money on...cards. 275 00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:00,479 I don't even know you. 276 00:19:01,199 --> 00:19:02,759 Why would I take money from you? 277 00:19:02,879 --> 00:19:04,719 It doesn't matter, it's only money. 278 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:06,519 There's no such thing as "only", 279 00:19:06,639 --> 00:19:08,679 Detective Inspector. 280 00:19:08,799 --> 00:19:10,279 Put your money away. 281 00:19:16,599 --> 00:19:20,039 Look, there's a horse running in the Grand National. 282 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,959 Red Rum. 283 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:25,239 Put your house-keeping money on him. You won't be disappointed. 284 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:28,159 Put my family's last pennies on a horse?! 285 00:19:30,639 --> 00:19:35,799 You know, you should meet my husband one day, you'd get along well. 286 00:19:40,239 --> 00:19:41,679 I think you should go now. 287 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,959 I don't want anything from you. Not in the way that you... 288 00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:58,159 Goodbye, Detective Inspector. 289 00:20:20,879 --> 00:20:23,799 Mr Tyler, what a pleasure. 290 00:20:23,919 --> 00:20:26,319 Take a seat. 291 00:20:29,319 --> 00:20:31,639 - What's this? - It's yours. 292 00:20:31,759 --> 00:20:33,279 Really? 293 00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,959 - Where did you find it? - In my pocket. 294 00:20:36,079 --> 00:20:38,359 Can't be mine, then. Must be yours. 295 00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:41,919 If you try and bribe a police officer again, I will arrest you. 296 00:20:42,039 --> 00:20:44,159 Too early for a sharpener, Mr Tyler? 297 00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:47,799 I don't know what kind of deals you might have with other officers, 298 00:20:47,919 --> 00:20:50,519 but you have no deal with me. 299 00:20:50,639 --> 00:20:52,879 - Is that so? - I'm going to go out of my way 300 00:20:52,999 --> 00:20:55,439 to way to make life as difficult for you as possible. 301 00:20:55,559 --> 00:20:59,199 You're new here, son, so I'll let that pass. 302 00:20:59,319 --> 00:21:03,639 Others have tried to wear the white hat, and all have failed. 303 00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:07,959 I just caught one of your "landlords", harassing one of your tenants. 304 00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:10,799 Don't ever let me see that again. 305 00:21:13,759 --> 00:21:16,999 What's his name? I'll see that he's dealt with. 306 00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:22,679 The easy days are over. 307 00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:24,399 I'll be watching you. 308 00:21:24,519 --> 00:21:26,519 So you say, Mr Tyler. 309 00:21:27,639 --> 00:21:30,399 Show the detective inspector out. 310 00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:33,759 - I'll find my own way out. - What a clever boy. 311 00:21:36,719 --> 00:21:39,399 Not too clever for your own good, I hope. 312 00:21:39,519 --> 00:21:42,399 Like I said. I'll be watching you. 313 00:21:50,479 --> 00:21:53,319 - You met your mother?! - I know how it sounds. 314 00:21:55,639 --> 00:21:57,799 You don't believe me, do you? 315 00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:03,839 - You look tired. - What do you know about Warren? 316 00:22:05,799 --> 00:22:07,279 Annie? 317 00:22:10,959 --> 00:22:14,279 Why don't we go to the flicks or something? 318 00:22:15,239 --> 00:22:16,799 You can pay. 319 00:22:19,319 --> 00:22:22,399 - What's on? - Something called Mean Streets... 320 00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:24,879 or Carry On Girls . 321 00:22:26,439 --> 00:22:28,799 What? 322 00:22:28,919 --> 00:22:30,679 How's the corned-beef hash? 323 00:22:30,799 --> 00:22:32,799 It's a triumph, as ever. 324 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,599 There's a girl in the cells asking after you. 325 00:22:35,719 --> 00:22:38,519 - Who is it? - Says her name is Joni Newton? 326 00:22:38,639 --> 00:22:40,119 What's it about? 327 00:22:40,239 --> 00:22:42,919 She put a brick through Woolworths front window. 328 00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:44,679 It's hardly CID that, is it? 329 00:22:44,799 --> 00:22:46,959 She won't speak to anyone else but you. 330 00:22:48,839 --> 00:22:51,199 I'm frightened. 331 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:54,239 I'm really, really frightened. 332 00:22:55,919 --> 00:22:59,279 - Frightened of who? - Stephen Warren. 333 00:23:01,999 --> 00:23:03,639 Why are you frightened of him? 334 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:06,399 He says he's going to kill me. 335 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,439 But before he does, 336 00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:09,999 he says he's going to... 337 00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:19,319 - I need evidence, Joni. - No, no way. 338 00:23:19,439 --> 00:23:22,519 Help me nail him. I can't do anything about a threat. 339 00:23:22,639 --> 00:23:24,999 I'll come back when I'm dead, then, shall I? 340 00:23:30,319 --> 00:23:32,479 Why haven't you told the other officers this? 341 00:23:32,599 --> 00:23:35,599 They'd have told Warren and that would've been the end of me. 342 00:23:35,719 --> 00:23:37,159 What are you implying? 343 00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:40,879 That everyone in this station is bent. That's what I'm implying. 344 00:23:42,519 --> 00:23:45,039 - I'll have to talk to my DCI. - No! 345 00:23:45,639 --> 00:23:47,039 No! 346 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,999 This place is infested. You know it is. 347 00:23:58,759 --> 00:24:02,479 - What do you want me to do? - I'm not safe at my place. 348 00:24:02,599 --> 00:24:05,719 I'm not safe anywhere in Manchester. 349 00:24:05,839 --> 00:24:07,919 Just let me stay with you tonight. 350 00:24:13,439 --> 00:24:17,479 I'll put you in one of the cells overnight, you'll be safe there. 351 00:24:17,599 --> 00:24:19,519 I can't take you home with me. 352 00:24:19,639 --> 00:24:23,799 You've been arrested for criminal damage. I'm a police officer. 353 00:24:23,919 --> 00:24:25,559 Then behave like one! 354 00:24:25,679 --> 00:24:27,639 I've come to you because I'm in trouble. 355 00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:30,719 If you let me out of here, I'm dead. 356 00:24:30,839 --> 00:24:34,039 A friend's coming from Liverpool to pick me up in the morning 357 00:24:34,159 --> 00:24:37,679 and then you'll never see me again. I promise. 358 00:24:38,639 --> 00:24:43,399 I've got no one else to turn to. Please? 359 00:24:44,239 --> 00:24:45,959 Please help me. 360 00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:52,479 Put your coat on. 361 00:24:57,079 --> 00:24:59,839 Watch yourself! Hello, Joni. 362 00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:02,598 - What you doing here? - She's a friend of mine. 363 00:25:02,718 --> 00:25:05,638 She's a friend of a lot of people, aren't you, darling? 364 00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:07,358 Not of yours, scumbag. 365 00:25:07,478 --> 00:25:08,878 Does Warren know you're out? 366 00:25:08,998 --> 00:25:12,838 Hey, don't forget to wash your hands afterwards, sir. 367 00:25:21,678 --> 00:25:24,878 - What are you doing? - Cooking. 368 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,238 What's that? 369 00:25:27,358 --> 00:25:28,958 It's a mango. 370 00:25:29,798 --> 00:25:32,158 And that thing? 371 00:25:32,278 --> 00:25:36,118 That "thing" is a jalapeño chilli. 372 00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:39,758 Isn't it easier just to open a can of baked beans? 373 00:25:39,878 --> 00:25:43,638 No. Here, open some wine and shut up. 374 00:25:43,758 --> 00:25:47,598 Wine? You're not your normal copper, are you? 375 00:25:49,158 --> 00:25:51,118 What time is your friend getting here? 376 00:25:51,238 --> 00:25:54,038 Five in the morning. We'll be gone before you're awake. 377 00:25:56,918 --> 00:25:59,478 Mmm. Chicken and fruit. 378 00:25:59,598 --> 00:26:01,318 I wouldn't have believed it could taste so good. 379 00:26:01,438 --> 00:26:02,998 Mexican dish. 380 00:26:03,118 --> 00:26:06,278 A chef in Monterrey gave me that recipe. 381 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,078 Where's Monterrey? 382 00:26:09,478 --> 00:26:13,198 - Mexico. - You've actually been to Mexico? 383 00:26:13,318 --> 00:26:15,478 Were you there for the World Cup? 384 00:26:15,598 --> 00:26:18,958 Back home they'll be thinking about... 385 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,798 Tell me about Warren. 386 00:26:25,358 --> 00:26:28,598 I've only been working at the club a few months. 387 00:26:28,718 --> 00:26:30,838 He was really nice when I first started. 388 00:26:31,598 --> 00:26:34,478 What made you want to work for a fella like that? 389 00:26:34,598 --> 00:26:36,678 Money, same as the rest of the world. 390 00:26:38,518 --> 00:26:40,278 Go on. 391 00:26:40,398 --> 00:26:42,558 I knew some of the girls did favours for him. 392 00:26:42,678 --> 00:26:46,198 He'd ask them to entertain important people he wanted to impress. 393 00:26:46,318 --> 00:26:50,958 - What sort of people? - Politicians, businessmen...coppers. 394 00:26:52,038 --> 00:26:54,038 One day he asked me to go out to dinner 395 00:26:54,158 --> 00:26:57,158 with some old French bloke he wanted to do business with. 396 00:26:57,278 --> 00:27:00,078 - What did you say? - I said no. 397 00:27:00,718 --> 00:27:05,078 - And what did he think about that? - This is delicious, Galloping Gourmet. 398 00:27:05,198 --> 00:27:06,838 Joni? 399 00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,798 I said no again. 400 00:27:11,918 --> 00:27:14,318 And then he got this bloke Edwards into the office. 401 00:27:14,798 --> 00:27:16,398 Yeah, I've met Edwards. 402 00:27:16,518 --> 00:27:20,158 Then you'll know he's disgusting. Like a disgusting dog. 403 00:27:21,678 --> 00:27:26,398 He pushed me over the desk... and held my hands down. 404 00:27:26,518 --> 00:27:30,038 They were laughing, and then Warren lifted up my skirt. 405 00:27:31,638 --> 00:27:35,318 I couldn't see him but I could feel his breath on the back of my neck. 406 00:27:37,198 --> 00:27:38,998 He said if I didn't do it... 407 00:27:39,118 --> 00:27:43,358 they'd take it in turns with me and chuck me in the canal when they were done. 408 00:27:43,478 --> 00:27:46,518 It's just words, Joni. 409 00:27:46,638 --> 00:27:49,558 You know, men like that like the sound of their own voice. 410 00:27:49,678 --> 00:27:53,558 There was this girl who came to work at the club, Yvonne. 411 00:27:53,678 --> 00:27:56,038 I liked her, she was nice to me. 412 00:27:56,158 --> 00:28:00,318 She said she wanted to leave, and when she told Warren 413 00:28:00,438 --> 00:28:03,118 he went mad and said she couldn't. 414 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:09,558 - What happened to her? - They found her dead in the gutter. 415 00:28:09,678 --> 00:28:11,878 Hit-and-run the police said. 416 00:28:11,998 --> 00:28:15,158 And, what, you think he had her killed? 417 00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:18,198 I don't think, I know. 418 00:28:18,318 --> 00:28:20,198 Everyone knew. 419 00:28:22,598 --> 00:28:24,558 Help me, Sam. 420 00:28:33,798 --> 00:28:36,678 If the phone goes, don't answer it. 421 00:28:36,798 --> 00:28:38,918 And if the door goes... 422 00:28:39,038 --> 00:28:41,838 don't open it. 423 00:28:41,958 --> 00:28:45,518 I'll wake you early and get you and your friend to Liverpool. 424 00:28:45,638 --> 00:28:47,718 Thank you, Sam. 425 00:28:49,918 --> 00:28:51,478 Goodnight. 426 00:28:52,718 --> 00:28:54,318 Sam? 427 00:28:54,438 --> 00:28:56,198 Have you got a girlfriend? 428 00:28:56,878 --> 00:28:59,958 - I used to have. - Where is she? 429 00:29:02,078 --> 00:29:04,758 A long, long way away. 430 00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:06,518 In Mexico? 431 00:29:06,638 --> 00:29:08,998 Even further than that. 432 00:29:09,118 --> 00:29:11,558 She's probably moved on now anyway. 433 00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:16,598 At least I hope she has. 434 00:29:16,718 --> 00:29:18,558 Do you want to come in with me? 435 00:29:21,878 --> 00:29:23,598 I'm a police officer. 436 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,158 And you're in my care. 437 00:29:27,278 --> 00:29:29,038 Wouldn't bother the others. 438 00:29:30,878 --> 00:29:32,798 I'm not "the others". 439 00:29:37,998 --> 00:29:42,278 It's a beautiful, wonderful life, Joni. 440 00:29:43,438 --> 00:29:49,518 Too beautiful to waste dancing in a rusty cage for a man like that. 441 00:29:49,638 --> 00:29:52,318 I know. 442 00:29:53,198 --> 00:29:54,838 Sam...? 443 00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:56,998 Go to sleep. 444 00:29:57,678 --> 00:29:59,838 I'm sorry for all the trouble. 445 00:30:00,958 --> 00:30:02,518 Go to sleep. 446 00:30:14,158 --> 00:30:16,038 (Woman) Sam? 447 00:30:17,478 --> 00:30:18,958 Sam? 448 00:30:25,918 --> 00:30:27,358 Can you hear me? 449 00:30:29,198 --> 00:30:30,718 It's Mum. 450 00:30:31,678 --> 00:30:35,398 - Sam? - Mum. 451 00:30:35,918 --> 00:30:38,918 (Distorted) Can he hear me? Can he hear what I'm saying? 452 00:30:55,318 --> 00:30:57,158 (Test-card girl) There's nothing to be ashamed of 453 00:30:57,318 --> 00:30:58,758 You can't be lonely all the time. 454 00:30:58,878 --> 00:31:01,558 (Joni) I'm sorry for all the trouble, Sam. 455 00:31:01,678 --> 00:31:06,038 (Hunt) It works very nicely, thank you, until some dill from the suburbs 456 00:31:06,158 --> 00:31:08,838 starts waving his willy around. 457 00:31:08,958 --> 00:31:12,478 (Man) Sam? 458 00:31:12,598 --> 00:31:14,078 Sam? 459 00:31:14,198 --> 00:31:17,478 - (Knocking on door) - Sam? 460 00:31:19,438 --> 00:31:20,958 Shit! 461 00:31:26,958 --> 00:31:28,398 Morning. 462 00:31:29,398 --> 00:31:30,958 Piss off. 463 00:31:33,238 --> 00:31:40,118 WPC Cartwright informed me that you weren't answering your phone. 464 00:31:40,238 --> 00:31:42,278 He's in here, love. 465 00:31:54,038 --> 00:31:57,598 Well, it's not all golf and badminton in Hyde then, eh? 466 00:32:02,198 --> 00:32:04,758 Had a few calls for you, sir. 467 00:32:04,878 --> 00:32:07,238 Told them you were all tied up. 468 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:11,478 You did... 469 00:32:11,598 --> 00:32:13,478 wash your hands, didn't you? 470 00:32:14,318 --> 00:32:16,278 (Hunt) Bad dreams, were they? 471 00:32:16,398 --> 00:32:18,118 I've had better. 472 00:32:18,238 --> 00:32:19,638 Was Lucy there? 473 00:32:19,758 --> 00:32:22,198 Did she have her diamond with her? 474 00:32:22,318 --> 00:32:25,998 - What? - Lysergic acid diethylamide. 475 00:32:26,118 --> 00:32:27,398 LSD to you. 476 00:32:27,518 --> 00:32:30,358 Better be careful, boss. That stuff lasts for hours. 477 00:32:30,478 --> 00:32:33,478 Several pairs of handcuffs missing from stores. 478 00:32:33,598 --> 00:32:35,078 Anyone any ideas? 479 00:32:35,198 --> 00:32:38,518 - I asked you to look after my detainee... - Phyllis... 480 00:32:38,638 --> 00:32:42,438 I didn't ask you to sneak her out, take her home and sleep with her. 481 00:32:42,558 --> 00:32:45,038 - It wasn't like that. - Hey, go easy on him, Phyllis. 482 00:32:45,158 --> 00:32:47,438 He's just been down the Yellow Brick Road. 483 00:32:47,558 --> 00:32:50,358 Where is she now? She was arrested for criminal damage. 484 00:32:50,478 --> 00:32:52,278 I don't know. 485 00:32:52,398 --> 00:32:57,558 (Man) His brain functions and heart rate are all up. Racing. 486 00:32:57,678 --> 00:33:01,598 It's what we'd expect from a change of medication to Pentobarbital. 487 00:33:01,718 --> 00:33:05,398 Still, nothing ventured, nothing gained. 488 00:33:07,678 --> 00:33:10,278 - (Music plays) - (Hunt) Do you know who she works for? 489 00:33:13,838 --> 00:33:15,838 - What? - The girl. 490 00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:20,078 - (Music stops abruptly) - Do you know who she works for? 491 00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:23,798 Yeah, that's why she came to see me . 492 00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:26,998 Don't be a prick, Sam, and don't you go rocking the boat. 493 00:33:27,118 --> 00:33:28,718 She's terrified of him. 494 00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:30,438 So what? 495 00:33:30,558 --> 00:33:33,518 He threatened to rape her and then kill her. 496 00:33:33,638 --> 00:33:34,758 Sorry, he what? 497 00:33:34,878 --> 00:33:39,958 - He threatened to rape her and kill her. - (Laughs) 498 00:33:40,078 --> 00:33:42,478 Oh, yeah, I'm glad you find this so amusing. 499 00:33:42,598 --> 00:33:45,998 You know I was the only officer in here who she trusted enough 500 00:33:46,118 --> 00:33:49,078 not to hand her over to Warren, so how funny is that?! 501 00:33:50,918 --> 00:33:52,398 A word. Now. 502 00:33:58,958 --> 00:34:02,118 Don't you bloody dare come the self-righteous prick with me! 503 00:34:02,238 --> 00:34:05,398 I've worked these streets since I was 19 and they're safer now 504 00:34:05,518 --> 00:34:07,158 than they've been in a generation. 505 00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:10,998 Now, if you want to shag the inmates that's up to you but don't you dare 506 00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:12,638 chuck shit at me or my officers. 507 00:34:12,758 --> 00:34:14,678 We're not talking about a dodgy telly. 508 00:34:14,798 --> 00:34:17,718 We're talking threats of sexual violence and murder. 509 00:34:18,878 --> 00:34:21,838 - You think you know it all. - I know the stench of rotten apples. 510 00:34:21,958 --> 00:34:24,678 Yeah, and I know your slag is lying through her teeth. 511 00:34:24,798 --> 00:34:27,598 - And do you wanna know why? - Yeah, why? 512 00:34:27,718 --> 00:34:29,958 Stephen Warren is a bum bandit. 513 00:34:30,798 --> 00:34:36,038 Do you understand? A poof, a fairy, a queer. 514 00:34:36,158 --> 00:34:39,438 A queen, fudge packer, uphill gardener. 515 00:34:39,558 --> 00:34:42,358 Fruit-picking sodomite! 516 00:34:42,478 --> 00:34:45,918 - He's gay? - As a bloody Christmas tree! 517 00:34:47,838 --> 00:34:52,598 He is a little touchy on the subject, being a twisted Catholic with an elderly mother, 518 00:34:52,718 --> 00:34:54,718 so I wouldn't go mentioning it to him. 519 00:34:56,318 --> 00:35:00,358 You challenged his authority so he stitched you up like a kipper. 520 00:35:00,478 --> 00:35:04,398 Pretty girl appealed to your vanity as the only decent sheriff in Dodge City, 521 00:35:04,518 --> 00:35:08,878 slipped you a Mickey, tied you up and bounced on your ding-a-ling. 522 00:35:08,998 --> 00:35:10,398 Why? 523 00:35:10,518 --> 00:35:14,958 Well, I suspect the answer will lie in the post. Photos, you idiot. 524 00:35:15,078 --> 00:35:17,478 So, next time he asks you a little favour, do it 525 00:35:17,598 --> 00:35:21,078 otherwise your pictures will be landing on the Chief Constable's desk, 526 00:35:21,198 --> 00:35:23,598 And he gets a Christmas card from Mary Whitehouse. 527 00:35:23,718 --> 00:35:28,118 And you'll be out of here in the time it takes to say "Red bloody Rum". 528 00:35:28,238 --> 00:35:30,798 - She was a honey trap? - Bingo! 529 00:35:32,958 --> 00:35:36,518 You're not the first and you won't be the last. 530 00:35:42,078 --> 00:35:43,798 Checks and balances, Sam. 531 00:35:43,918 --> 00:35:48,718 You can't throw your weight around in our manor and expect to get away with it. 532 00:36:10,158 --> 00:36:12,158 Do you mind if I sit down? 533 00:36:14,198 --> 00:36:16,718 Of course not, sir. 534 00:36:24,878 --> 00:36:29,118 Look, I'm sorry you had to see what you saw before. 535 00:36:29,958 --> 00:36:34,398 Don't flatter yourself. There wasn't that much to see. 536 00:36:38,798 --> 00:36:44,198 OK, Mean Streets or Carry On Girls ? You choose, I'll pay. 537 00:36:45,358 --> 00:36:46,958 I don't think so. 538 00:36:48,678 --> 00:36:50,118 I can explain everything. 539 00:36:50,238 --> 00:36:52,878 - You don't have to explain anything to me. - Annie. 540 00:36:52,998 --> 00:36:56,558 - I've decided something. - What have you decided? 541 00:36:58,238 --> 00:37:00,398 I'm going to be a really good friend to you. 542 00:37:02,918 --> 00:37:05,558 - A friend? - 'Cause with the enemies you're making, 543 00:37:05,678 --> 00:37:09,318 you could do with all the friends you can get. 544 00:37:09,438 --> 00:37:12,278 Look after yourself, Detective Inspector Tyler. 545 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:16,078 Please? 546 00:37:28,638 --> 00:37:33,358 - Annie, please. - Hey, I got to see you naked. 547 00:37:34,198 --> 00:37:36,958 It's not all that bad. 548 00:37:46,158 --> 00:37:48,878 (Gudbuy T'Jane: Slade) 549 00:37:53,598 --> 00:37:57,118 I said Goodbye to Jane, goodbye to Ja... 550 00:37:57,238 --> 00:37:59,198 (Music stops) 551 00:37:59,318 --> 00:38:00,838 Give us a minute. 552 00:38:03,638 --> 00:38:04,918 What d'you want? 553 00:38:05,038 --> 00:38:08,798 - You're a real class act, aren't you? - I do what I have to do. 554 00:38:08,918 --> 00:38:11,758 - Where are the photographs? - Being developed. 555 00:38:12,318 --> 00:38:13,998 "Please help me." 556 00:38:14,118 --> 00:38:16,758 I'm sorry, I was just doing a job. 557 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,998 You have a real talent for lying. 558 00:38:19,118 --> 00:38:20,598 Some of it was true. 559 00:38:20,718 --> 00:38:24,358 This is a dangerous place for you, Sam. And you shouldn't be here. 560 00:38:24,478 --> 00:38:27,358 Are you lying to yourself, though? That's the question. 561 00:38:27,478 --> 00:38:28,878 Think what you want. 562 00:38:32,478 --> 00:38:36,958 You're a loser, Joni... or whatever your name is. 563 00:38:37,078 --> 00:38:39,478 Because you live in fear. 564 00:38:39,598 --> 00:38:42,238 And that isn't living at all, is it? 565 00:38:42,358 --> 00:38:46,918 Now, I don't live in fear. I'm alive. 566 00:38:53,078 --> 00:38:55,198 (Music continues) 567 00:38:58,278 --> 00:38:59,638 I said Goodbye... 568 00:38:59,758 --> 00:39:02,198 (Warren) He had it coming to him. 569 00:39:02,318 --> 00:39:05,238 You do not humiliate my officers! 570 00:39:05,358 --> 00:39:08,358 If you can't keep your people in line, I'll do it for you. 571 00:39:08,478 --> 00:39:11,358 I'm the sheriff, Warren. Don't you ever forget it! 572 00:39:11,478 --> 00:39:13,718 No, no, Mr Hunt, you're a bent sheriff. 573 00:39:13,838 --> 00:39:15,598 Don't you ever forget that! 574 00:39:16,038 --> 00:39:20,558 ..She's a queen See, see she's a queen.. 575 00:39:31,878 --> 00:39:33,758 Mrs Tyler... 576 00:39:33,878 --> 00:39:35,238 the money... 577 00:39:35,358 --> 00:39:38,478 it must have appeared crass and insensitive to you. 578 00:39:38,598 --> 00:39:41,758 And I don't think I am. I know I'm not. 579 00:39:41,878 --> 00:39:45,678 - You don't think you're what? - Crass and insensitive. 580 00:39:45,798 --> 00:39:47,238 Oh. 581 00:39:47,358 --> 00:39:50,518 You must have thought it was dodgy, hot. 582 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:55,758 It wasn't. Well, it was a little bit but I gave it back. All of it. 583 00:39:55,878 --> 00:39:58,038 That's good, then. 584 00:39:58,158 --> 00:40:01,998 I just wanted you to know that I'm not a bent copper. 585 00:40:02,118 --> 00:40:05,118 Well, now I know. 586 00:40:05,238 --> 00:40:06,838 (Child coughs) 587 00:40:11,398 --> 00:40:14,398 - How is he? - He's much better, thank you. 588 00:40:19,518 --> 00:40:22,358 - I'd better be going. - Naughty men to arrest? 589 00:40:22,478 --> 00:40:23,918 That's right. 590 00:40:26,518 --> 00:40:28,358 Goodbye, Mrs Tyler. 591 00:40:28,478 --> 00:40:30,638 Goodbye, Inspector Bolan. 592 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:35,478 Inspector? 593 00:40:35,598 --> 00:40:41,398 I'm gonna go and buy him a treacle tart tomorrow, his favourite. 594 00:40:41,518 --> 00:40:44,078 For being such a brave boy with the mumps. 595 00:40:44,198 --> 00:40:45,638 With custard? 596 00:40:45,758 --> 00:40:48,678 - With custard. - And leave the skin on. 597 00:40:50,878 --> 00:40:55,758 You'd be very welcome to drop in, if you're passing, 598 00:40:55,878 --> 00:40:59,118 he'd really love to meet a real-life police officer. 599 00:41:02,518 --> 00:41:04,358 Thanks. 600 00:41:10,518 --> 00:41:12,118 (TV) And they're away. 601 00:41:12,238 --> 00:41:15,638 - They're off.. - (Hunt) Come on Red Rum. 602 00:41:15,758 --> 00:41:17,678 Come on, my son! 603 00:41:19,598 --> 00:41:23,478 Are those brackets really gonna hold that television? 604 00:41:23,598 --> 00:41:27,438 Of course they'll hold. I worked in a DIY store in my gap year. 605 00:41:27,558 --> 00:41:30,358 Your what year? 606 00:41:30,478 --> 00:41:33,637 - The brackets will hold. - (Ray) Come on, Crisp! 607 00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:36,677 Come on, Anarchy, come on! 608 00:41:37,837 --> 00:41:39,797 How were the chillies? 609 00:41:39,917 --> 00:41:41,757 Good. Strong. 610 00:41:41,877 --> 00:41:43,757 Bit too strong, I hear? 611 00:41:45,037 --> 00:41:46,757 (Doorbell) 612 00:41:52,397 --> 00:41:55,877 - Anything in the post yet? - Not yet. 613 00:41:57,397 --> 00:42:00,877 Probably having to blow it up so they can actually see something, eh? 614 00:42:00,997 --> 00:42:02,397 (Everyone laughs) 615 00:42:03,477 --> 00:42:04,677 Get on, my son! 616 00:42:04,797 --> 00:42:07,677 Mr Tyler, someone out the back to see you. 617 00:42:08,397 --> 00:42:10,237 Who is it? 618 00:42:18,157 --> 00:42:21,997 You deliver the photographs yourself? Very classy. 619 00:42:22,117 --> 00:42:23,597 There are no photographs. 620 00:42:23,717 --> 00:42:25,117 I've got the negatives. 621 00:42:25,237 --> 00:42:27,837 You expect me to believe that? 622 00:42:38,477 --> 00:42:40,877 Even if it's true, why would you do that? 623 00:42:40,997 --> 00:42:44,037 I couldn't stop thinking about what you'd said. 624 00:42:44,157 --> 00:42:46,397 It is a beautiful life. 625 00:42:46,517 --> 00:42:49,237 At least it should be, anyway. 626 00:42:49,357 --> 00:42:52,717 You know you asked me why I started working for a man like Warren? 627 00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:55,397 Money, I think you said. 628 00:42:55,517 --> 00:42:59,037 My mum and dad used to own a successful cash-and-carry business 629 00:42:59,157 --> 00:43:00,957 until Warren decided he wanted it. 630 00:43:01,077 --> 00:43:04,997 He started saying Dad had fiddled the books and that he'd go to the police. 631 00:43:05,117 --> 00:43:07,357 And the police, as you know, are his friends. 632 00:43:07,477 --> 00:43:09,397 I don't believe a word you're saying. 633 00:43:09,517 --> 00:43:14,397 Yeah, you do. My dad's dead. They said cancer but... 634 00:43:16,237 --> 00:43:18,397 - Then Warren turned on Mum and me. - Joni... 635 00:43:18,517 --> 00:43:21,917 He said if I danced at his club and was nice to his friends... 636 00:43:22,037 --> 00:43:25,717 - If you're spinning me another line... - Setting you up was my last job. 637 00:43:25,837 --> 00:43:29,557 He said if I did that, he'd let me go. 638 00:43:29,677 --> 00:43:31,757 But he never will, will he? 639 00:43:31,877 --> 00:43:35,677 He was lying to me and I was lying to myself. 640 00:43:40,717 --> 00:43:44,557 I can nail him, but I need ammunition from you. 641 00:43:44,677 --> 00:43:48,477 - Are you willing to testify against him? - Don't stand up to him, Sam. 642 00:43:48,597 --> 00:43:50,037 He'll have you. 643 00:43:52,357 --> 00:43:54,197 What will you do? 644 00:43:54,317 --> 00:43:58,557 Me and my mum are going on a trip, a long way away from people like him. 645 00:43:58,677 --> 00:44:01,837 - Where are you going to go? - I dunno. 646 00:44:03,717 --> 00:44:05,437 I hear Mexico is nice. 647 00:44:12,117 --> 00:44:15,877 (Hunt) Red Rum! Come on! 648 00:44:17,197 --> 00:44:19,477 Red Rum is going to win the National. 649 00:44:19,597 --> 00:44:21,157 Come on! 650 00:44:22,797 --> 00:44:25,637 Yeah! Red Rum, you beauty! 651 00:44:26,757 --> 00:44:28,317 Yes! 652 00:44:28,837 --> 00:44:33,237 Proud Percy fell at Beechers Brook, boss. They had to shoot him. 653 00:44:33,357 --> 00:44:34,637 Too bad. 654 00:44:39,357 --> 00:44:42,557 (Knocking on door) 655 00:44:46,677 --> 00:44:49,157 - Who is it? - (Hunt) It's me. 656 00:44:58,357 --> 00:45:01,237 I'm not cuffed to the bed. Sorry to disappoint you. 657 00:45:01,357 --> 00:45:03,037 Get your coat. 658 00:45:03,157 --> 00:45:05,397 - What time is it? - Just get your coat. 659 00:45:05,517 --> 00:45:08,557 ...some things I say 660 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:16,637 Must be the way I say those things 661 00:45:18,637 --> 00:45:23,557 My friends can't find some things I do 662 00:45:25,357 --> 00:45:28,077 Must be the way... 663 00:45:28,197 --> 00:45:30,877 He'll get away with it. End of story. 664 00:45:32,037 --> 00:45:35,877 I can't change 665 00:45:35,997 --> 00:45:39,997 But I'm tryin' 666 00:45:40,117 --> 00:45:42,157 To do right 667 00:45:49,877 --> 00:45:52,037 I used to steal 668 00:45:52,157 --> 00:45:54,797 I used to fall 669 00:45:56,357 --> 00:45:58,837 Was I wrong? 670 00:46:00,397 --> 00:46:02,277 I can't recall 671 00:46:02,397 --> 00:46:05,157 He might as well have slit her throat himself. 672 00:46:05,277 --> 00:46:10,237 Stolen love, all in all 673 00:46:10,357 --> 00:46:11,797 What did you say? 674 00:46:11,917 --> 00:46:15,877 Was I wrong? 675 00:46:15,997 --> 00:46:17,717 I don't recall... 676 00:46:17,837 --> 00:46:22,197 - What did you say? - Nothing. 677 00:46:23,717 --> 00:46:25,877 - Be a brave boy and tell me. - Come on, Sam... 678 00:46:25,997 --> 00:46:30,157 If he's got something to say I want to hear it. 679 00:46:30,837 --> 00:46:33,877 If you don't play the game, people get hurt. 680 00:46:34,797 --> 00:46:36,997 You didn't play the game, 681 00:46:37,117 --> 00:46:39,437 and she paid the price. 682 00:46:39,557 --> 00:46:42,357 ...she left that day 683 00:46:42,477 --> 00:46:45,597 I can't change it 684 00:46:46,477 --> 00:46:49,717 But I'm tryin' 685 00:46:52,637 --> 00:46:57,637 My own true love is gone away 686 00:46:59,077 --> 00:47:05,517 Can I say she left that day? 687 00:47:08,077 --> 00:47:13,197 The moon still shines... 688 00:47:14,437 --> 00:47:16,277 (Hunt) First job I had in the force, 689 00:47:16,397 --> 00:47:19,117 pounding the streets as a 19-year-old flatfoot. 690 00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:22,677 I was teamed with this bloke called Harry Outhwaite. 691 00:47:22,797 --> 00:47:28,117 Fought on the beaches in Normandy, won a medal, never talked about it. 692 00:47:28,237 --> 00:47:30,357 You know the sort. 693 00:47:30,477 --> 00:47:34,157 Breath that could strip the fur off a badger. 694 00:47:34,277 --> 00:47:37,157 Never did his paperwork but he was a legend, was Harry. 695 00:47:40,077 --> 00:47:43,757 There was this gangster knocking around town in them days, 696 00:47:43,877 --> 00:47:47,157 made a lot of money during the war. 697 00:47:47,277 --> 00:47:50,397 Had a lot of coppers and politicians in his pocket. 698 00:47:51,357 --> 00:47:54,197 - Plus ça change . - What? 699 00:47:54,317 --> 00:47:55,877 Go on. 700 00:47:55,997 --> 00:48:00,477 I found out Harry was taking the odd backhander to look the other way. 701 00:48:01,237 --> 00:48:02,517 What did you do? 702 00:48:02,637 --> 00:48:06,317 I did what any other shining new kid on the block would do. 703 00:48:06,437 --> 00:48:07,957 Shopped him. 704 00:48:09,837 --> 00:48:13,157 Everyone hated me for squealing. 705 00:48:13,277 --> 00:48:14,797 You did the right thing. 706 00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:18,917 Harry couldn't handle it. Ended up hanging himself with his own belt. 707 00:48:19,477 --> 00:48:22,317 A month later I took my first backhander. 708 00:48:23,557 --> 00:48:26,357 How did that make you feel? 709 00:48:26,477 --> 00:48:28,237 Like shit. 710 00:48:28,357 --> 00:48:30,677 How does it make you feel now? 711 00:48:30,797 --> 00:48:32,317 I try not to think about it. 712 00:48:33,917 --> 00:48:35,797 I do the best that I can. 713 00:48:37,357 --> 00:48:41,477 I try to look after my men and the people in my city. 714 00:48:41,597 --> 00:48:44,077 But when you do think about it... 715 00:48:46,157 --> 00:48:47,917 ...how does it make you feel? 716 00:48:49,437 --> 00:48:52,397 Like there's an animal eating away at my insides. 717 00:48:53,997 --> 00:48:56,797 Fancy doing something about it? 718 00:48:56,917 --> 00:48:59,197 Thought you'd never ask. 719 00:49:09,997 --> 00:49:14,237 - He'll have you...both for this. - My friend will ask you some questions. 720 00:49:14,357 --> 00:49:17,477 I hope you don't answer them because I want you to die in here 721 00:49:17,597 --> 00:49:19,677 and end up inside a pork pie! 722 00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:23,077 Who killed Joni Newton? 723 00:49:26,397 --> 00:49:27,637 - Trousers! - Please... 724 00:49:27,757 --> 00:49:29,837 Don't talk to me! Trousers! 725 00:49:36,397 --> 00:49:38,597 Who killed Joni Newton? 726 00:49:42,957 --> 00:49:45,557 Right, leave him in here. 727 00:49:45,677 --> 00:49:49,077 Are you going to answer my question? 728 00:49:49,197 --> 00:49:51,877 Yeah, let's go. 729 00:49:51,997 --> 00:49:55,277 Ah, ah, ah, leave them. 730 00:49:55,397 --> 00:49:57,837 I can't tell you, he'll kill me! 731 00:49:58,277 --> 00:50:00,557 At least it would have been a warm death. 732 00:50:03,917 --> 00:50:07,677 (Banging) What the hell are you doing? 733 00:50:08,837 --> 00:50:11,837 Open the door. You can't go through with this. Let me out! 734 00:50:11,957 --> 00:50:14,517 How did you know Red Rum was gonna win the National? 735 00:50:14,637 --> 00:50:16,317 I'm gonna die in here! 736 00:50:16,437 --> 00:50:20,157 - Just a hunch. - Huh. 737 00:50:20,277 --> 00:50:23,037 Let me out, please! 738 00:50:23,157 --> 00:50:26,797 You didn't have any...inside information? 739 00:50:26,917 --> 00:50:30,397 - A little bird in the racing fraternity? - Can you hear me? 740 00:50:30,517 --> 00:50:32,117 I wouldn't do that, would I? 741 00:50:32,237 --> 00:50:35,597 I didn't think you'd lock a murder suspect in a giant fridge. 742 00:50:35,717 --> 00:50:38,797 He wouldn't answer my question. 743 00:50:38,917 --> 00:50:40,557 I've got a feeling he will. 744 00:50:42,157 --> 00:50:43,917 (Banging) Just let me out, please! 745 00:50:45,437 --> 00:50:49,037 How's that little animal in your stomach? 746 00:50:49,157 --> 00:50:51,077 D'you know, I do believe he's sleeping. 747 00:50:51,197 --> 00:50:54,197 Open...! All right, all right, I'll talk! 748 00:51:02,797 --> 00:51:05,357 Who killed Joni Newton? 749 00:51:06,957 --> 00:51:10,957 She was supposed to be your honey trap. 750 00:51:11,077 --> 00:51:15,757 When she didn't come through Warren went ballistic, slit her throat. 751 00:51:17,117 --> 00:51:19,677 - I put her in the canal. - Eh, eh. 752 00:51:21,037 --> 00:51:23,397 Job to do, Sam. OK? 753 00:51:23,517 --> 00:51:25,557 (Sweet: Blockbuster) 754 00:51:25,677 --> 00:51:30,797 Ahhhahhh, ahhhahhh... 755 00:51:31,957 --> 00:51:35,917 - D'you like this music? - Yeah, I do. Don't you? 756 00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:39,477 Just a lot of noise really. 757 00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:42,437 Me and the wife like Roger Whittaker. 758 00:51:43,917 --> 00:51:45,477 Well, more her than me. 759 00:51:45,997 --> 00:51:49,157 - D'you know him? - Not intimately. 760 00:51:50,797 --> 00:51:52,437 Keep it to yourself. 761 00:51:52,557 --> 00:51:56,957 - We all have our guilty little secrets. - Indeed we do. 762 00:52:00,517 --> 00:52:02,277 (Young man moans) 763 00:52:02,397 --> 00:52:05,717 I'm not a Catholic myself, but isn't there something about 764 00:52:05,837 --> 00:52:07,477 "Thou shalt not suck off rent boys"? 765 00:52:07,597 --> 00:52:11,517 - How dare you come in here? - You could have said that to the boy (!) 766 00:52:11,637 --> 00:52:15,517 Stephen Warren, I'm arresting you on suspicion of the murder of Joni Newton. 767 00:52:15,637 --> 00:52:18,517 You can't touch me, son. I own you. 768 00:52:18,637 --> 00:52:20,717 You do not have to say anything, 769 00:52:20,837 --> 00:52:23,437 but it may harm your defence if you do not mention 770 00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:26,077 something which you may later rely on in court. 771 00:52:26,197 --> 00:52:30,317 - That's not how it goes. - One call and I'm out again. 772 00:52:30,437 --> 00:52:33,397 And your life, Mr Hunt, won't be worth living. 773 00:52:33,517 --> 00:52:38,357 Oh, shut up Wendy Warren, get your handbag and let's be having you. 774 00:52:38,477 --> 00:52:39,917 Now what would you prefer? 775 00:52:40,037 --> 00:52:43,197 Out the front, cuffed, humiliated in front of your punters? 776 00:52:43,317 --> 00:52:45,517 Or nice and quiet out the back? 777 00:52:45,637 --> 00:52:50,317 - Out the back. - That's what I thought. 778 00:52:51,757 --> 00:52:55,357 Aaaaaaah Buster, buster, blockbuster 779 00:52:55,477 --> 00:52:59,237 Aaaaaaah Buster, buster, blockbuster 780 00:52:59,357 --> 00:53:02,997 Aaaaaaah Buster, buster, blockbuster 781 00:53:03,117 --> 00:53:06,797 Aaaaaaah Buster, buster, blockbuster 782 00:53:06,917 --> 00:53:10,477 Aaaaaaah Buster, buster, blockbuster 783 00:53:10,597 --> 00:53:14,197 Aaaaaaah Buster, buster, blockbuster 784 00:53:14,317 --> 00:53:18,077 Aaaaaaah Buster, buster, blockbuster 785 00:53:18,197 --> 00:53:21,917 Aaaaaaah Buster, buster, blockbuster 786 00:53:32,997 --> 00:53:34,957 (Applause, cheering) 787 00:53:38,957 --> 00:53:40,877 Thank you. 788 00:53:45,517 --> 00:53:47,597 Well, come on then, get us a drink in. 789 00:53:49,477 --> 00:53:52,317 There's no way you can police a modern city 790 00:53:52,437 --> 00:53:54,197 without a bit of give and take. 791 00:53:54,317 --> 00:53:56,077 Checks and balances? 792 00:53:57,677 --> 00:53:59,917 It can't work like that. 793 00:54:00,037 --> 00:54:04,397 Every copper has to be whiter than white or the whole thing falls apart. 794 00:54:04,517 --> 00:54:06,837 No, you're living in cloud-cuckoo-land, Sam. 795 00:54:06,957 --> 00:54:08,717 Otherwise it spreads like a cancer. 796 00:54:08,837 --> 00:54:10,837 Free meat from the butcher at Christmas. 797 00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:14,717 You wave the paperwork through for a fella with a funny handshake. 798 00:54:14,837 --> 00:54:19,317 Then one morning, you wake up and your body's riddled with it. 799 00:54:19,437 --> 00:54:24,077 You're a cheerful bastard We're meant to be celebrating! 800 00:54:26,757 --> 00:54:28,197 You did well, Sam. 801 00:54:28,317 --> 00:54:32,397 Every officer will be walking a little bit taller tomorrow because of you. 802 00:54:51,517 --> 00:54:53,677 Hello? 803 00:55:06,557 --> 00:55:08,077 Hello? 804 00:56:27,597 --> 00:56:33,277 No you won't believe in If anymore 805 00:56:33,397 --> 00:56:36,677 If is for children 806 00:56:36,797 --> 00:56:40,397 If is for children 807 00:56:40,517 --> 00:56:46,317 Building daydreams La-la-la-la-li La-la-la... 808 00:56:49,757 --> 00:56:54,477 (Mrs Tyler) Sleep well, darling. Mum's here and will always be here. 809 00:56:54,597 --> 00:56:58,477 One day you'll wake up and I'll still be here. 810 00:56:58,597 --> 00:57:00,037 I love you. 811 00:57:03,597 --> 00:57:05,677 If I knew then what I know now 812 00:57:05,797 --> 00:57:07,877 I thought I did, you know somehow 813 00:57:07,997 --> 00:57:10,557 If I could find that time again 814 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:14,317 I'd take the sunshine, leave the rain 815 00:57:14,437 --> 00:57:19,197 If only time would trickle slow Like rain that melts the fallen snow 816 00:57:19,317 --> 00:57:24,597 If only, Lord, if only If only, Lord, if only 817 00:57:24,717 --> 00:57:31,917 Oh, I don't believe in If anymore 818 00:57:32,037 --> 00:57:34,717 It's an illusion 819 00:57:34,837 --> 00:57:38,157 It's an illusion... 820 00:57:41,197 --> 00:57:43,637 Referee, are you blind?! 821 00:57:43,757 --> 00:57:45,717 Plod found a body in Trafford Park... 822 00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,837 Whoever did it, at least he had a decent motive. 823 00:57:47,957 --> 00:57:49,517 - Let me go undercover? - No. 824 00:57:50,037 --> 00:57:53,877 - Just one shift in the pub. - In the pub? 825 00:57:53,997 --> 00:57:56,877 Do either of you two know anything about running a pub? 826 00:57:56,997 --> 00:57:59,677 Do you understand the concept of "undercover"? 827 00:58:01,077 --> 00:58:02,597 Come on, who's next? 828 00:58:02,717 --> 00:58:06,357 If this was about football, he would have had serious injuries. 829 00:58:06,477 --> 00:58:08,917 He's dead. That's quite serious.