1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,180 Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:01,296 --> 00:00:02,538 He's in your band? 3 00:00:02,578 --> 00:00:03,684 This is too dangerous. 4 00:00:03,726 --> 00:00:08,779 There were victims of both violence and hard times. 5 00:00:08,825 --> 00:00:10,033 We're sort of broke. 6 00:00:10,074 --> 00:00:11,789 I thought Scavo's was doing well. 7 00:00:11,829 --> 00:00:14,926 When times get tough, people do without things like pizza. 8 00:00:14,969 --> 00:00:16,615 And beneficiaries... 9 00:00:16,658 --> 00:00:18,545 - The deal closed. I got the bonus. - Oh, my God! 10 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:21,010 ...of good work and perseverance. 11 00:00:21,046 --> 00:00:22,554 Congratulations on your new job. 12 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,871 Congratulations on getting me out of your office. 13 00:00:31,446 --> 00:00:35,592 It's not hard to spot a mother who works outside the home. 14 00:00:36,916 --> 00:00:39,644 Just look for someone who dresses in a hurry, 15 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:44,543 eats her breakfast while rushing to her car 16 00:00:45,425 --> 00:00:48,292 and applies her makeup as she drives away. 17 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:54,034 But the surest way to spot a mother who works outside the home? 18 00:00:55,284 --> 00:00:56,928 Just look for a child... 19 00:00:56,970 --> 00:00:58,248 MJ, why aren't you dressed? 20 00:00:58,289 --> 00:01:01,491 We're gonna be late for our first day of school. 21 00:01:02,542 --> 00:01:05,744 ...who gets sick at the worst possible moment. 22 00:01:10,038 --> 00:01:14,044 - Hey, guys, how you doing? - He's sick, I'm late. Thanks for helping. 23 00:01:14,089 --> 00:01:15,666 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I've got to work. 24 00:01:15,711 --> 00:01:18,807 So do I. And it's my first day at a new job. I win. 25 00:01:19,795 --> 00:01:23,778 Look, I'd really like to help you out, and spend some time with my best bud, 26 00:01:23,814 --> 00:01:27,222 but Mrs. Nelson's septic tank is expecting me at 9:00. 27 00:01:27,259 --> 00:01:29,986 You're a plumber. Mrs. Nelson is not expecting you on time. 28 00:01:30,026 --> 00:01:33,087 In fact, if you show up before dinner, she'll turn cartwheels. 29 00:01:33,132 --> 00:01:35,561 I'm a teacher. It's different. 30 00:01:35,598 --> 00:01:38,659 Wait, I thought you were just a teacher's assistant. 31 00:01:38,703 --> 00:01:39,983 Well... 32 00:01:44,139 --> 00:01:46,189 Listen to me. The whole reason I went back to work 33 00:01:46,232 --> 00:01:49,202 is so we could both afford to give MJ the things we felt he needed. 34 00:01:49,238 --> 00:01:52,404 Now, I'm doing my part, it's time you do yours. 35 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:01,453 I'll reschedule Mrs. Nelson. 36 00:02:04,837 --> 00:02:08,841 I got to go. You get lots of rest and drink plenty of fluids, okay? 37 00:02:08,887 --> 00:02:11,859 You never left me when I was sick before. 38 00:02:11,894 --> 00:02:16,244 I know, honey, but Mommy has a job now. 39 00:02:17,532 --> 00:02:21,009 Come on, we talked about this. You understand, right? 40 00:02:22,124 --> 00:02:26,038 Don't be sad. I am gonna pick you both up at 6:00. 41 00:02:28,641 --> 00:02:33,568 Yes, it's not hard to spot a woman who works outside the home. 42 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:37,412 Just look for a woman 43 00:02:37,453 --> 00:02:42,243 who leaves her house every morning feeling incredibly guilty. 44 00:02:53,931 --> 00:02:56,728 It begins just after sundown. 45 00:02:57,643 --> 00:03:03,043 After a long day at the office, exhausted people start coming home. 46 00:03:05,104 --> 00:03:07,659 Some are met by faithful pets, 47 00:03:09,496 --> 00:03:12,087 some are welcomed with dry martinis, 48 00:03:13,918 --> 00:03:16,888 others are greeted with dinner on the table. 49 00:03:21,312 --> 00:03:24,882 Then there are those who return from a long day at work 50 00:03:26,174 --> 00:03:28,603 only to discover... 51 00:03:31,575 --> 00:03:33,428 ...unpleasant surprises. 52 00:03:37,958 --> 00:03:40,352 Good. You got my note. Come on in. 53 00:03:40,389 --> 00:03:42,610 Okay, sure. Where's MJ? 54 00:03:43,629 --> 00:03:48,649 - Here I am, Mommy. - Hey, baby. How's my boy? 55 00:03:49,065 --> 00:03:51,056 I missed you so much. 56 00:03:52,171 --> 00:03:54,900 - Are you feeling better? - Yeah. 57 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:58,384 Katherine made me soup and read me a story 58 00:03:58,420 --> 00:04:00,641 and showed me how to play blackjack. 59 00:04:03,011 --> 00:04:04,829 What are you gonna remember? 60 00:04:04,867 --> 00:04:07,594 Always double down on a pair of aces. 61 00:04:08,986 --> 00:04:12,900 - That's cute. Where's Mike? - Plumbing emergency. 62 00:04:12,937 --> 00:04:16,712 Mrs. Nelson's toilet began erupting and I wasn't busy, so... 63 00:04:18,069 --> 00:04:19,207 Uh-huh. 64 00:04:19,689 --> 00:04:22,209 Well, thank you very much for helping us out. 65 00:04:22,255 --> 00:04:24,512 Come on, MJ, it's time to go. 66 00:04:30,122 --> 00:04:31,504 Thank you. 67 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:39,533 We already thanked her, buddy. Let's not make her uncomfortable. 68 00:04:43,594 --> 00:04:45,171 Thank you for having us over. 69 00:04:45,215 --> 00:04:47,943 We are so honored to be the first guests in your new home. 70 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:51,356 Your stunning new home. I can't believe this. 71 00:04:51,394 --> 00:04:54,594 The theme of my first place was early-American beanbag. 72 00:04:55,715 --> 00:04:58,916 Well, it's all Andrew. He's the one with the taste. Please. 73 00:05:00,645 --> 00:05:03,476 He's running late. Do you know why? 74 00:05:04,493 --> 00:05:06,542 He's cleaning up a little mess. 75 00:05:06,587 --> 00:05:07,967 Someone didn't know you couldn't serve 76 00:05:08,005 --> 00:05:09,860 bacon-wrapped shrimp puffs at a bar mitzvah. 77 00:05:09,898 --> 00:05:11,853 I knew. I just thought if they tasted mine, 78 00:05:11,889 --> 00:05:13,568 they might change the rules. 79 00:05:14,724 --> 00:05:17,959 So, would you like something to nibble on before dinner? 80 00:05:17,999 --> 00:05:19,922 Is that cut crystal? 81 00:05:21,173 --> 00:05:22,751 It's exquisite. 82 00:05:22,795 --> 00:05:25,315 Andrew again. He's got expensive taste. 83 00:05:25,361 --> 00:05:28,963 - Thank God he brings in the big bucks. - He does? 84 00:05:29,006 --> 00:05:32,172 He does now, ever since you gave him that raise. 85 00:05:33,462 --> 00:05:37,170 This is a delicious snack! Did you make this? 86 00:05:38,225 --> 00:05:40,620 Yeah, it's just party mix. 87 00:05:42,883 --> 00:05:45,715 - You gave Andrew a raise? - A tiny salary bump. 88 00:05:45,755 --> 00:05:49,286 Tiny is not the word for your extraordinary generosity. 89 00:05:51,323 --> 00:05:54,627 Look, there's pretzels and cereal. 90 00:05:54,666 --> 00:05:58,236 I can see why they call it party mix. It's like a party in a bowl! 91 00:05:58,281 --> 00:06:00,202 When you say "extraordinary..." 92 00:06:00,237 --> 00:06:04,220 He's exaggerating. They're children. It just looks like a lot of money to them. 93 00:06:07,531 --> 00:06:12,044 My God! Is this a '96 Latour? 94 00:06:12,089 --> 00:06:14,483 I know. Andrew bought a case of it at a wine auction 95 00:06:14,519 --> 00:06:16,741 to celebrate that huge raise. 96 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:20,927 Once you've had a few glasses of this, 97 00:06:20,968 --> 00:06:23,697 you're not gonna remember this evening at all. 98 00:06:24,817 --> 00:06:26,199 We'll see. 99 00:06:29,814 --> 00:06:31,900 Boy, dinner without the kids. 100 00:06:31,943 --> 00:06:34,635 It's nice to eat without having macaroni thrown at you. 101 00:06:34,676 --> 00:06:35,713 Yes. 102 00:06:35,757 --> 00:06:38,727 We really wanted to find a way to thank you both. 103 00:06:39,371 --> 00:06:41,996 - Thank us for what? - Saving our marriage. 104 00:06:42,712 --> 00:06:46,211 Please, it was our pleasure. How did we do that again? 105 00:06:46,258 --> 00:06:50,574 Bradley had been working around the clock and I was feeling neglected. 106 00:06:50,612 --> 00:06:52,973 But things are different now that he has Carlos. 107 00:06:53,010 --> 00:06:54,795 We have never felt closer. 108 00:06:54,834 --> 00:06:57,021 And, Gabby, I know I've been relying on Carlos a lot. 109 00:06:57,062 --> 00:06:59,654 I hope it's not a problem, his being away from home so much. 110 00:06:59,697 --> 00:07:03,172 I'll be more willing to forgive once his bonus check comes in. 111 00:07:03,207 --> 00:07:06,476 The only person more excited than Gabby about that bonus is her jeweler. 112 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,860 Brad, don't. It's been such a nice night. 113 00:07:10,904 --> 00:07:13,264 But he's gonna hear it tomorrow anyway. 114 00:07:13,944 --> 00:07:15,326 Hear what? 115 00:07:16,206 --> 00:07:19,142 Look, I'm sorry, but we're foregoing bonuses this year. 116 00:07:20,427 --> 00:07:23,122 - Can I get anyone dessert? - Beat it! What? 117 00:07:23,163 --> 00:07:24,669 It's the economy. 118 00:07:24,714 --> 00:07:27,880 Our CFO feels we need to do some belt-tightening. 119 00:07:27,923 --> 00:07:31,260 But do you know how much overtime Carlos has pulled? 120 00:07:31,298 --> 00:07:34,603 How many trips he's taken? He's killed himself. 121 00:07:34,642 --> 00:07:37,645 For God's sake, don't do this to my jeweler. 122 00:07:38,322 --> 00:07:41,452 But, Gabby, no one's getting a bonus. Not even Brad. 123 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:44,833 So this was his bonus? A salad and a stuffed chicken breast? 124 00:07:44,871 --> 00:07:47,737 Look, hopefully next year will be better. 125 00:07:50,307 --> 00:07:53,405 We're ready for dessert now. Wrap up 10 lobsters to go. 126 00:08:01,417 --> 00:08:03,743 Tom? Come here. 127 00:08:05,367 --> 00:08:07,012 We haven't had a customer in about half an hour, 128 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,817 so maybe we should just close up early. 129 00:08:16,745 --> 00:08:19,001 No. I've got an idea. 130 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,145 Hey, everybody, hey. 131 00:08:20,188 --> 00:08:23,353 Take off your aprons and come sit near the window. 132 00:08:23,396 --> 00:08:26,264 - What is this? - It's called psychology. 133 00:08:26,300 --> 00:08:28,694 Come on! Hey, guys. 134 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:32,946 Nobody wants to eat in an empty restaurant, right? 135 00:08:32,985 --> 00:08:35,679 So, guys, this is what we are gonna do. 136 00:08:35,719 --> 00:08:37,502 As soon as you see someone go by, 137 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:39,559 you laugh, act like you're having a great time. 138 00:08:39,604 --> 00:08:41,019 It'll draw them in. 139 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,530 So now we have pretend customers? 140 00:08:44,565 --> 00:08:45,705 Gee, let's think of something to do 141 00:08:45,748 --> 00:08:47,671 with all the pretend money we're gonna make. 142 00:08:47,707 --> 00:08:49,790 Trust me, this is gonna work. 143 00:08:49,834 --> 00:08:52,331 Okay. Hey, you guys, you're a group of old high school buddies. 144 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,828 You haven't seen each other since the big game. 145 00:08:54,863 --> 00:08:57,893 And you two, you're on a hot date, okay? 146 00:08:58,983 --> 00:09:02,218 All right. Hey, look, there's somebody. Laugh, have a great time. 147 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:08,537 Awesome. Just like that. 148 00:09:09,922 --> 00:09:11,937 Okay. 149 00:09:12,793 --> 00:09:15,084 As much as I love Tommy Scavo's improv theater, 150 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,872 we need to face some facts here. 151 00:09:16,912 --> 00:09:19,673 It's a slump. We'll ride it out. We've done it before. 152 00:09:19,713 --> 00:09:22,880 It's not a slump. In this economy, people aren't eating out as much. 153 00:09:22,923 --> 00:09:26,420 Between that and Porter's legal bills and paying Bree back, 154 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:29,400 we are about a week away from going bankrupt. 155 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:36,284 - Honey, please. Have a little faith. - I did. For seven years. 156 00:09:36,327 --> 00:09:39,226 Now I'm gonna be a realist. And I need you to be one, too. 157 00:09:39,262 --> 00:09:43,304 Okay, I understand you're worried. I am, too. 158 00:09:44,158 --> 00:09:46,656 But we can make it. We just have to be creative... 159 00:09:46,691 --> 00:09:47,796 If we sell this place now, 160 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,568 we can escape with some dignity, and maybe even some money. 161 00:09:50,608 --> 00:09:55,097 But if we keep on going like we are, we're gonna lose everything. 162 00:09:55,132 --> 00:09:56,168 No! 163 00:09:59,319 --> 00:10:04,820 No. I am not going out like this. I am not gonna be a failure. 164 00:10:10,528 --> 00:10:13,291 Please tell me they just saw a customer. 165 00:10:15,896 --> 00:10:18,117 So, with all the calories we just burned, 166 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:22,006 I'd say we deserve a huge lunch at a fancy restaurant. 167 00:10:22,044 --> 00:10:24,159 You do like to live well, honey. 168 00:10:24,202 --> 00:10:27,508 Why not? Life is brief, and mostly sucks. 169 00:10:27,547 --> 00:10:30,710 Got to grab all the good you can while you're on this side of the dirt. 170 00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:34,392 That was very poetic. But, sure, we'll go any place you want. 171 00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:38,483 That was easy. 172 00:10:38,518 --> 00:10:41,211 Well, since I'm on a roll, how about this? 173 00:10:41,252 --> 00:10:42,831 Let's go away this weekend. 174 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:46,614 Pick a five-star hotel with a great spa and just live it up. 175 00:10:48,007 --> 00:10:50,768 I don't know about that. I've got a lot of stuff I need to do. 176 00:10:50,807 --> 00:10:52,996 Come on. 177 00:10:53,038 --> 00:10:56,479 Big fluffy robes, long massages. 178 00:10:59,047 --> 00:11:02,788 Do you hear that? That buzzing. 179 00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:08,126 - No, I don't hear anything. Maybe it's... - Shh... 180 00:11:09,616 --> 00:11:11,801 I hear it up here sometimes. 181 00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:17,341 What the hell is it? 182 00:11:18,259 --> 00:11:21,930 Hey, you know what? I kind of like that hotel idea. 183 00:11:23,628 --> 00:11:27,068 - Really? - Yeah, you're right. Life is brief. 184 00:11:27,712 --> 00:11:30,543 Why don't you go call the travel agent and see what's available? 185 00:11:30,582 --> 00:11:33,010 You know, you're kind of sexy when you buckle. 186 00:11:34,599 --> 00:11:36,683 I'm gonna call right now. 187 00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:56,038 Dr. Heller? Listen, I got your latest text, 188 00:11:56,074 --> 00:11:58,065 but, you know, it's been a few weeks now 189 00:11:58,099 --> 00:12:01,542 and people are freaking out about you being gone so long. 190 00:12:01,578 --> 00:12:03,569 So now there's a staff meeting on the 15th, 191 00:12:03,604 --> 00:12:05,317 and if you're not back by then, 192 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,855 I'm just gonna have to tell people that I don't know where you are. 193 00:12:07,890 --> 00:12:10,387 So, will you please just call me? 194 00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:18,617 Hey, Mike. How's it going? 195 00:12:19,337 --> 00:12:22,904 So far I've broken off three of these stupid plastic sprinkler heads, 196 00:12:22,948 --> 00:12:25,207 - but other than that, I'm great. - Good. 197 00:12:25,685 --> 00:12:27,608 Look, I was coming over to ask, 198 00:12:27,644 --> 00:12:29,934 what would you and Katherine think about going camping? 199 00:12:29,973 --> 00:12:32,056 Man, I love camping. When? 200 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:36,105 My schedule gets busy on the 15th, so it would have to be before then. 201 00:12:36,151 --> 00:12:38,075 I don't know, this weekend? 202 00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:41,448 I'm definitely up for it. I'm not sure Katherine will be. 203 00:12:41,485 --> 00:12:44,582 If she doesn't go, then Edie won't go, and... 204 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:46,306 I guess if Katherine knows another girl's coming, 205 00:12:46,347 --> 00:12:48,638 - maybe I can convince her. - Good! 206 00:12:48,676 --> 00:12:50,797 Tell her the menfolk will do all the hard work. 207 00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:52,796 Build the fires, dig the latrines. 208 00:12:52,832 --> 00:12:56,906 I wouldn't mention that latrine part until we're actually at the campsite. 209 00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,677 That's a good point. 210 00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:03,392 I'll dig my gear out tonight. It's gonna be fun. 211 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:07,105 Yeah. This is gonna be fun. 212 00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:14,638 My, that's a beautiful pen. Is it a Montblanc? 213 00:13:14,675 --> 00:13:17,438 - Yeah. Yeah, I've always wanted one. - Yeah. 214 00:13:17,951 --> 00:13:20,645 I guess you can afford it now with your new raise. 215 00:13:21,599 --> 00:13:24,324 - You heard about that? - Sure did. 216 00:13:25,041 --> 00:13:26,584 The Chamber of Commerce just called. 217 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:29,494 They've added 40 people to their guest list. 218 00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:33,711 Damn it. I only planned for 100. We're gonna need more tables. 219 00:13:33,752 --> 00:13:35,767 Relax, they always pull this crap, 220 00:13:35,811 --> 00:13:39,220 so I called the rental company, had them put a few extras on the truck. 221 00:13:39,257 --> 00:13:41,108 - We'll be fine. - Thank God. 222 00:13:41,146 --> 00:13:42,896 But you know what? We can tell the Chamber people 223 00:13:42,937 --> 00:13:46,308 that because it was so last-minute, we had to bump our fee by 30%. 224 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,499 I like the way you think. 225 00:13:50,533 --> 00:13:52,823 What would we do without him? 226 00:13:52,862 --> 00:13:55,555 Yes, he's worth every penny you pay him. 227 00:13:55,597 --> 00:13:58,152 By the way, how many pennies is that? 228 00:14:00,121 --> 00:14:03,598 I'm not discussing Andrew's salary with you. It's none of your business. 229 00:14:04,375 --> 00:14:08,889 - You're right, it's not. So, how much? - Andrew moved into a new home. 230 00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:11,431 I simply gave him a cost-of-living increase. 231 00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:16,659 The cost of living in a home with silver pens and rare French wines? 232 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,427 Honey, please don't do this. 233 00:14:20,111 --> 00:14:22,470 Oh, my God, is he making more than me? 234 00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:26,213 Orson, drop it. I'm not telling you how much Andrew makes. 235 00:14:30,577 --> 00:14:33,133 I'd be happy to give you that information, sir. 236 00:14:33,178 --> 00:14:35,398 Am I speaking to the account holder? 237 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,708 No, I'm her business partner. 238 00:14:38,747 --> 00:14:43,331 - Very well. Account number? - Yes, 85973. 239 00:14:45,331 --> 00:14:49,717 - Name on the account? - Van De Kamp's Old Fashioned Foods. 240 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,724 - And password. - Password? 241 00:14:53,571 --> 00:14:55,423 For security purposes. 242 00:14:57,215 --> 00:15:00,347 Oh, yes, of course. It's... 243 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:05,081 You know, it's completely slipped my mind. 244 00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:08,213 It's the name of her childhood pet. 245 00:15:09,201 --> 00:15:10,652 Oh, right. 246 00:15:13,355 --> 00:15:15,542 - Fluffy. - Nope. That's not it. 247 00:15:16,157 --> 00:15:18,080 - Fido? - No. 248 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:21,420 Spot. Rover? Mittens? 249 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:25,776 - Sorry, sir. - Marmaduke! Old Yeller! 250 00:15:25,814 --> 00:15:29,223 I cannot give out any information without the password, 251 00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:31,342 which you obviously don't know. 252 00:15:31,386 --> 00:15:32,731 Then ask me a different question! 253 00:15:32,769 --> 00:15:35,900 How about her date of birth? Her social security number? 254 00:15:35,943 --> 00:15:37,015 Goodbye, sir. 255 00:15:37,059 --> 00:15:40,590 How about her real hair color? Trust me, it's not what you think it is. 256 00:15:47,053 --> 00:15:49,608 If you're looking to get fed, it's gonna be a while. 257 00:15:49,653 --> 00:15:51,574 No, Dad called a family meeting. 258 00:15:51,610 --> 00:15:54,303 Yeah, Mom, he said it's about the restaurant. 259 00:15:55,323 --> 00:15:58,257 Oh, boy. I think I know what this is about. 260 00:16:00,725 --> 00:16:05,217 Listen, kids, things have been tough down at the restaurant, 261 00:16:05,251 --> 00:16:08,116 and I think your Dad has finally decided to sell it. 262 00:16:10,484 --> 00:16:12,671 - Wow. - I know. 263 00:16:12,712 --> 00:16:14,196 - Is he gonna be okay? - I don't know. 264 00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:17,904 That's why we all have to be really supportive. Are you with me? 265 00:16:22,199 --> 00:16:24,996 Hey, guys. Good, you're all here. 266 00:16:25,036 --> 00:16:27,292 - I love you, Daddy. - Not yet. 267 00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:33,064 So, I wanted to talk to you all about our pizzeria. 268 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:35,325 Just know we're 100% behind you. 269 00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:38,339 That means a lot because this was a really rough day for me. 270 00:16:38,374 --> 00:16:40,895 I had to let all our employees go. 271 00:16:42,796 --> 00:16:48,564 So, starting tomorrow, you kids are my new wait staff. 272 00:16:57,279 --> 00:17:00,584 Tom, what the hell are you talking about? 273 00:17:00,622 --> 00:17:03,016 I got it all worked out. You and I will handle the days, 274 00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:05,609 and the kids will join us after school and on the weekends. 275 00:17:05,653 --> 00:17:06,725 Um... 276 00:17:06,769 --> 00:17:09,770 At the risk of sounding spoiled, no. 277 00:17:09,805 --> 00:17:13,445 Come on, it'll be fantastic! We'll love working together. 278 00:17:13,487 --> 00:17:15,409 Why? We don't even like living together. 279 00:17:15,444 --> 00:17:18,000 Look, labor is our number one cost. 280 00:17:18,045 --> 00:17:21,280 If we can eliminate it, we'll start making a profit again. 281 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:23,000 You're not even gonna pay us? 282 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,888 - I'm nine. Is that even legal? - I think so. 283 00:17:26,925 --> 00:17:30,228 But just to be safe, you're now 15. Happy Birthday! 284 00:17:30,605 --> 00:17:32,722 Mom, please do something. 285 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,243 I thought maybe after our conversation today, 286 00:17:42,288 --> 00:17:44,947 - you'd realize it's time to pack it in. - I have got to do this. 287 00:17:44,989 --> 00:17:46,092 I can't walk away from that place 288 00:17:46,136 --> 00:17:48,692 until I have done everything that I can possibly think of. 289 00:17:48,736 --> 00:17:50,084 But having the kids work there? 290 00:17:50,122 --> 00:17:53,251 You said that you were behind me 100%. 291 00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:55,884 Really? That doesn't sound like me. 292 00:17:55,927 --> 00:17:58,552 - Lynette. - Okay, fine. 293 00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:08,717 Kids, we are gonna support your father by working in his restaurant. 294 00:18:09,805 --> 00:18:12,025 You've got to be kidding me. 295 00:18:13,318 --> 00:18:16,342 Just so you know, 30 years from now, when you and Dad are old and feeble... 296 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,381 You're putting us in the cheapest nursing home you can find. 297 00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:20,060 Yeah, I got it. 298 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,599 Mrs. Solis, I didn't realize you were here. 299 00:18:30,638 --> 00:18:34,135 I've got your bracelet all polished and ready for a night on the town. 300 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,541 Well, put it on and have a good time. 301 00:18:38,369 --> 00:18:41,339 Turns out I'm not gonna be able to afford it right now. 302 00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,735 Unless you can help me out on the price. 303 00:18:44,547 --> 00:18:47,010 What did you have in mind? 304 00:18:47,045 --> 00:18:50,614 You give it to me and then call your insurance and say it was stolen? 305 00:18:54,104 --> 00:18:55,519 I didn't think so. 306 00:18:56,399 --> 00:18:59,024 I'm really sorry about the bracelet, Mrs. Solis. 307 00:18:59,067 --> 00:19:02,094 Perhaps I can show you something a bit less expensive. 308 00:19:02,137 --> 00:19:03,553 Maybe some earrings? 309 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,812 Will you excuse me a minute? 310 00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:10,947 Brad... 311 00:19:30,905 --> 00:19:35,694 Carlos, get in here! I've got a real shockeroo for you! 312 00:19:35,733 --> 00:19:38,057 You are not gonna believe this! 313 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:45,353 Brad! Hi! What's going on? 314 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:49,836 He just stopped by with great news. I'm getting that bonus after all. 315 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,643 Really? 316 00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,048 I went to our CFO and I told him it just didn't seem fair 317 00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:58,752 that my right-hand man should go unrewarded. 318 00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:01,797 Isn't that great? What kind of guy does that? 319 00:20:04,196 --> 00:20:06,153 I think I know the kind. 320 00:20:08,349 --> 00:20:12,263 So, Brad, what sort of bonus are we looking at? 321 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,109 How does 20 grand sound? 322 00:20:16,150 --> 00:20:18,510 Like a great jumping-off point. 323 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,832 Gabby... 324 00:20:20,877 --> 00:20:23,374 Honey, you heard Maria the other night. 325 00:20:23,409 --> 00:20:26,907 Your hard work is what's brought them so much closer. 326 00:20:31,006 --> 00:20:35,079 Pay no attention to my wife. Twenty grand is a fantastic bonus. 327 00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:37,481 You know, now that I hear the number out loud, 328 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,283 it does seem a little low after all you've done. 329 00:20:41,642 --> 00:20:43,598 Twenty-five is probably more fair. 330 00:20:44,476 --> 00:20:47,445 Brad, come on. Saving a marriage? 331 00:20:47,481 --> 00:20:51,119 Can't put a price on that, at least not a small one. 332 00:20:52,613 --> 00:20:55,744 Gabby, will you knock it off? You're being rude. 333 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:57,878 You're right. I'm sorry. 334 00:20:57,913 --> 00:21:00,204 Just, I really wanted to buy this bracelet 335 00:21:00,243 --> 00:21:03,617 I saw today downtown in this little jewelry shop. 336 00:21:03,655 --> 00:21:09,054 You know the place, honey. It's right next to the Lexington Hotel. 337 00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:10,331 Thirty! 338 00:21:12,636 --> 00:21:14,119 $30,000. 339 00:21:19,489 --> 00:21:23,703 - Are you sure? - Yes! You deserve it! You both do. 340 00:21:25,094 --> 00:21:27,109 I don't know what to say. 341 00:21:29,213 --> 00:21:30,824 You're the only one getting a bonus, 342 00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:35,220 so what I think might be best is if we all agreed not to say anything. 343 00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:40,654 - Do we all agree? - Absolutely. 344 00:21:43,494 --> 00:21:46,291 Now if you'll excuse me, I'll leave you two to business. 345 00:21:46,330 --> 00:21:49,634 All this negotiating just goes right over my head. 346 00:22:00,818 --> 00:22:03,685 "Thunder McFadden." What a hoot! 347 00:22:03,721 --> 00:22:04,894 What's that? 348 00:22:04,936 --> 00:22:06,856 It's my porn name. 349 00:22:08,651 --> 00:22:10,665 No, a friend sent me an e-mail. 350 00:22:10,710 --> 00:22:12,424 You take the name of your childhood pet 351 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,282 and the street you grew up on, and voil�, 352 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:16,749 that's the name you'd use if you were a porn star. 353 00:22:16,785 --> 00:22:21,437 So I'm Thunder McFadden. My buddy here is Snoop Windemere. 354 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,597 Hey, who would you be? 355 00:22:27,185 --> 00:22:29,040 Orson, I'm preparing a buffet for 200. 356 00:22:29,077 --> 00:22:30,353 I don't have time to explore 357 00:22:30,394 --> 00:22:33,697 my hypothetical career in the adult film industry. 358 00:22:35,323 --> 00:22:36,531 Fine. 359 00:22:36,573 --> 00:22:39,001 But you should know that's why people find you so rigid. 360 00:22:39,038 --> 00:22:42,204 Because you can never just let go and have fun. 361 00:22:47,006 --> 00:22:49,469 Coco Saugatuck. Happy now? 362 00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:54,021 Sure am! Thanks, hon. 363 00:22:55,817 --> 00:22:58,337 Of course, it could just as easily be Munchy Cedarhurst. 364 00:22:58,383 --> 00:23:00,811 - What? - Or Taffy Swallow. 365 00:23:01,354 --> 00:23:04,048 We moved around a lot and had three dogs. 366 00:23:04,089 --> 00:23:08,705 Bree, focus. It has to be your favorite pet. 367 00:23:08,747 --> 00:23:11,373 Like if I asked you, "What's your childhood pet?" 368 00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:12,521 This is the one you'd say. 369 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:14,856 I didn't really have a favorite. I loved them all equally. 370 00:23:14,895 --> 00:23:16,309 Oh, please. 371 00:23:16,345 --> 00:23:18,360 If Coco, Taffy, and Munchy were in a burning building 372 00:23:18,403 --> 00:23:20,121 and you could only save one... 373 00:23:20,162 --> 00:23:22,521 Orson, why are you being so morbid? 374 00:23:22,559 --> 00:23:25,390 What? I just want to know your porn name. 375 00:23:25,428 --> 00:23:26,602 Okay, fine. 376 00:23:26,644 --> 00:23:30,087 If I had to pick a favorite, I guess it would be Munchy. 377 00:23:31,505 --> 00:23:32,818 She was a bit rambunctious. 378 00:23:32,856 --> 00:23:35,217 Father sent her to a farm so she'd have room to run. 379 00:23:35,254 --> 00:23:37,302 I cried for weeks and weeks. 380 00:23:38,191 --> 00:23:41,126 Munchy? This was fun. 381 00:23:44,470 --> 00:23:47,913 All right, that's a large mushroom pepperoni pizza and two salads. 382 00:23:47,949 --> 00:23:49,997 I'll get that started. Tom, I need a large... 383 00:23:50,041 --> 00:23:52,805 Large pep-mush at table nine. I'm way ahead of you! 384 00:23:52,844 --> 00:23:54,927 Thanks. And do you have the calzones for table three? 385 00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:59,080 - Oh, crap! - Sweetie, I need two dinner salads. 386 00:23:59,123 --> 00:24:00,631 What's the matter? 387 00:24:00,676 --> 00:24:03,140 Parker said the only reason you had me make salads 388 00:24:03,176 --> 00:24:04,994 is because it's a job for babies. 389 00:24:05,032 --> 00:24:06,070 Clearly that's not true 390 00:24:06,114 --> 00:24:08,704 because you're not a baby, you're 15, remember? 391 00:24:09,557 --> 00:24:11,952 Also, I can't find my Band-Aid. 392 00:24:13,135 --> 00:24:15,726 Okay. You fill water glasses, I'll make the salads. 393 00:24:16,985 --> 00:24:18,192 - Hey, Mom... - Yeah? 394 00:24:18,234 --> 00:24:21,437 - This is for table five. - Thanks. 395 00:24:23,705 --> 00:24:25,924 You didn't give them enough change. 396 00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:27,416 Yeah, I know. I figured this out. 397 00:24:27,452 --> 00:24:29,710 You can short people one percent and they won't even notice. 398 00:24:29,749 --> 00:24:31,740 If they've got a buzz on, three percent. 399 00:24:33,393 --> 00:24:36,698 Okay, you make the salads, I'll handle the register. 400 00:24:36,738 --> 00:24:38,625 Dude, back off. That's my table. 401 00:24:38,662 --> 00:24:40,953 Not anymore. You can take the four-top of old farts. 402 00:24:40,991 --> 00:24:43,281 - No way. - What's going on? 403 00:24:43,321 --> 00:24:44,392 He took my table. 404 00:24:44,435 --> 00:24:47,267 So, take another one. What's the difference? 405 00:24:51,221 --> 00:24:54,755 Since I'm the only one here who can wait on that table 406 00:24:54,801 --> 00:24:59,049 without knocking over a glass with my pants, how about I take it? 407 00:24:59,090 --> 00:25:02,428 You, handle the cash register. You, bus tables. Go on. 408 00:25:02,466 --> 00:25:04,583 Well, look at this. 409 00:25:05,302 --> 00:25:08,236 Everybody's happy, things are running smoothly. 410 00:25:08,272 --> 00:25:11,300 Don't worry. I'm not gonna say I told you so. 411 00:25:17,152 --> 00:25:18,936 Hey, Katherine said you wanted to talk to me? 412 00:25:18,974 --> 00:25:20,657 Yeah, come on in. 413 00:25:22,115 --> 00:25:23,658 You know, you could have just called. 414 00:25:23,702 --> 00:25:26,165 You don't have to use her as an intermediary. 415 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,860 Really? I thought we were using Katherine for all sorts of things. 416 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,329 Sending messages, raising our kid. 417 00:25:32,581 --> 00:25:34,032 I don't see what the big deal is. 418 00:25:34,067 --> 00:25:36,725 I have to work and she has some free time. 419 00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:39,900 - It's better for everybody. - Well, it's not better for me. 420 00:25:39,942 --> 00:25:42,532 Especially when I'm not even told about it. 421 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:44,728 Fine. Here I am telling you. 422 00:25:44,771 --> 00:25:49,156 I have to work Friday, so Katherine will be picking MJ up from school. 423 00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:51,279 No. 424 00:25:52,739 --> 00:25:54,155 What do you mean, no? 425 00:25:55,068 --> 00:25:57,427 Let me remind you, I have custody on Fridays. 426 00:25:57,465 --> 00:26:00,838 Hey, thanks. Let me remind you that the reason I agreed to custody, 427 00:26:00,877 --> 00:26:03,606 is so our son could spend time with his father. 428 00:26:05,165 --> 00:26:08,226 - You have a problem with Katherine? - No, she's a peach. 429 00:26:08,270 --> 00:26:10,194 But she's not the one that dragged me to court 430 00:26:10,229 --> 00:26:12,691 to hammer out some custody agreement. 431 00:26:12,726 --> 00:26:16,503 Now, if you'd like, we can go back and the judge can explain to you 432 00:26:16,544 --> 00:26:19,779 the difference between you and your girlfriend. 433 00:26:19,818 --> 00:26:24,872 - Okay, you listen to me... - Mommy? Are you guys fighting? 434 00:26:26,233 --> 00:26:27,982 No, sweetie. 435 00:26:28,022 --> 00:26:33,721 We are just trying to figure out what is best for you. Aren't we? 436 00:26:38,117 --> 00:26:39,903 I'll see you Friday, buddy. 437 00:26:39,943 --> 00:26:43,002 Looks like I'll be picking you up from school. 438 00:26:51,015 --> 00:26:53,477 Andrew makes twice as much as me? 439 00:26:54,187 --> 00:26:56,409 - Who told you that? - A little bird. 440 00:26:57,060 --> 00:27:00,537 Or should I say a little dog named Munchy? 441 00:27:01,785 --> 00:27:04,145 That's why you wanted to know the names of my pets? 442 00:27:04,183 --> 00:27:06,335 Orson Hodge, you are shameful! 443 00:27:06,377 --> 00:27:08,598 What's shameful is how much you're paying him. 444 00:27:08,638 --> 00:27:11,001 Andrew has been with me since I launched the company. 445 00:27:11,037 --> 00:27:14,743 He runs every aspect of the business. He deserves what he's making. 446 00:27:14,785 --> 00:27:16,904 But I am your husband, for crying out loud. 447 00:27:16,947 --> 00:27:19,536 Yes, Orson, we're all aware of how you got the job. 448 00:27:20,762 --> 00:27:24,744 You know what the real travesty is? I'm more educated than the lot of you. 449 00:27:24,779 --> 00:27:26,597 I went to grad school. I'm a dentist! 450 00:27:26,635 --> 00:27:28,995 No. You were a dentist. Now you're a caterer. 451 00:27:29,031 --> 00:27:32,845 And you're paid fairly based on your expertise and contribution. 452 00:27:32,883 --> 00:27:35,379 This is not about money, Bree. This is about value. 453 00:27:35,414 --> 00:27:36,922 And you're saying I'm worthless. 454 00:27:36,968 --> 00:27:40,537 No. I'm just saying you're worth less. 455 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:45,645 I'm sorry, honey. I'm just being honest. 456 00:27:47,705 --> 00:27:49,087 Very well. 457 00:27:51,724 --> 00:27:55,128 Since we're being honest, Munchy didn't go to any farm. 458 00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:58,701 That's what parents tell their kids when they just had their pets gassed. 459 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,807 - Hey! - Hi. You got a minute? 460 00:28:08,842 --> 00:28:12,319 - I have a really big favor to ask you. - Sure. 461 00:28:13,331 --> 00:28:17,407 I need a little detective work done. It's about Bradley. 462 00:28:20,961 --> 00:28:24,301 So, what's going on? 463 00:28:25,485 --> 00:28:27,709 I'm gonna buy a golf club. 464 00:28:27,750 --> 00:28:30,143 A baseball bat would be cheaper. 465 00:28:31,564 --> 00:28:34,431 Maybe I should let you finish. 466 00:28:34,468 --> 00:28:37,945 See, I don't know anything about golf clubs, but I know Carlos does. 467 00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:39,464 So I was hoping you guys could snoop around 468 00:28:39,499 --> 00:28:42,872 and find out what kind of driver Brad wants. 469 00:28:42,909 --> 00:28:46,039 It's a gift. Sure, yeah. 470 00:28:46,555 --> 00:28:50,538 We'd love to help out. So what's the occasion? 471 00:28:50,573 --> 00:28:54,383 No occasion. I just want to thank him for being a wonderful husband. 472 00:28:55,536 --> 00:29:00,798 Well, don't spend too much. Why don't you just get him a card? 473 00:29:01,511 --> 00:29:02,548 So, our marriage counselor said 474 00:29:02,592 --> 00:29:05,897 we should get each other little gifts now and then, to keep things spontaneous. 475 00:29:05,936 --> 00:29:08,228 You're in counseling. That's great. 476 00:29:08,267 --> 00:29:10,994 We were. But we stopped. We don't need it anymore. 477 00:29:12,046 --> 00:29:15,652 - Are you sure about that? - Yeah. Brad and I are solid. 478 00:29:15,694 --> 00:29:18,249 Well, ice is solid, too. 479 00:29:18,294 --> 00:29:21,769 Until it cracks, and you're drowning in freezing water. 480 00:29:21,804 --> 00:29:24,097 I'd stay in counseling if I were you. 481 00:29:24,135 --> 00:29:26,827 Gabby, I'm home! Can you come in here for a minute? 482 00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:33,077 Brad gives me a huge bonus and you repay him 483 00:29:33,115 --> 00:29:36,016 by telling his wife that they need marriage counseling? 484 00:29:36,053 --> 00:29:38,009 I'm sorry, I think they do. 485 00:29:38,045 --> 00:29:39,393 Their marriage is none of your business. 486 00:29:39,431 --> 00:29:41,650 Besides, I think they're a very happy couple. 487 00:29:41,692 --> 00:29:43,038 Who? Him and Maria? 488 00:29:43,076 --> 00:29:45,632 Or him and the blonde I saw him kissing yesterday? 489 00:29:45,676 --> 00:29:50,026 - What? No way. - Yeah. And Brad saw me. 490 00:29:51,011 --> 00:29:52,585 Why do you think your bonus jumped 491 00:29:52,628 --> 00:29:55,866 from a stuffed chicken breast to 30 grand in a day? 492 00:30:03,232 --> 00:30:06,973 Oh, my God. This is illegal. 493 00:30:07,453 --> 00:30:10,548 I'm getting a bonus no one else is getting based on blackmail. 494 00:30:10,592 --> 00:30:13,999 - You're welcome. - I can't believe you did this. 495 00:30:15,288 --> 00:30:18,116 Thank God you came to your senses. 496 00:30:18,155 --> 00:30:20,173 All right. Let's get in there and tell her. 497 00:30:20,217 --> 00:30:23,818 No, we can't tell her. We'd have to give the money back. 498 00:30:23,861 --> 00:30:26,763 Don't we have a moral responsibility to tell her? 499 00:30:26,799 --> 00:30:29,526 It's like you said, their marriage is none of our business. 500 00:30:29,567 --> 00:30:31,075 He's the one who's cheating. 501 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,814 If we say anything, it'll just make things worse. 502 00:30:33,856 --> 00:30:36,757 - We're the good guys here, Carlos. - Really? 503 00:30:37,942 --> 00:30:40,636 Because it sure doesn't feel like it. 504 00:30:47,598 --> 00:30:48,978 It's open. 505 00:30:51,986 --> 00:30:55,764 - Susan, you got our message. - Yes. And imagine my surprise, 506 00:30:55,803 --> 00:30:57,010 because last time I talked to Mike, 507 00:30:57,052 --> 00:30:59,642 he promised me he was picking up MJ from school. 508 00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:03,196 Mrs. Nelson had another plumbing emergency. 509 00:31:03,231 --> 00:31:05,279 Apparently this new oat bran diet she's on is... 510 00:31:05,324 --> 00:31:06,430 I don't need the details. 511 00:31:06,473 --> 00:31:09,063 I had a long day. I just want to pick up my kid. 512 00:31:10,523 --> 00:31:14,333 Mommy, we had paninis for dinner. You want one? 513 00:31:14,879 --> 00:31:17,342 No, thank you. Let's go. 514 00:31:17,378 --> 00:31:19,772 But we were gonna make brownies for dessert. 515 00:31:19,808 --> 00:31:21,260 Well, we can make brownies at home. 516 00:31:21,295 --> 00:31:25,207 The box kind? Katherine says those aren't real brownies. 517 00:31:27,237 --> 00:31:31,012 Except when your mommy makes them with love. 518 00:31:33,247 --> 00:31:35,709 Good save. Let's go. 519 00:31:39,528 --> 00:31:40,734 Susan. 520 00:31:42,230 --> 00:31:46,210 Look, I know you were surprised to find MJ here again today, 521 00:31:46,244 --> 00:31:48,639 but I really was trying to do you a favor. 522 00:31:48,677 --> 00:31:50,218 I don't need you to do me any favors. 523 00:31:50,263 --> 00:31:52,760 What I need is for everyone to just stick to the plan. 524 00:31:52,795 --> 00:31:55,591 Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Mike watches his son. 525 00:31:55,631 --> 00:31:58,498 He doesn't pawn him off on his girlfriend. 526 00:32:00,831 --> 00:32:02,915 I had a really fun time. 527 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:26,248 Big group coming in. It is now officially Saturday night. 528 00:32:26,289 --> 00:32:27,498 Finally. 529 00:32:30,645 --> 00:32:31,715 Great, they're kids. 530 00:32:31,758 --> 00:32:34,221 One plate of spaghetti and 15 baskets of free bread. 531 00:32:34,258 --> 00:32:35,639 Stop being such a downer. 532 00:32:35,676 --> 00:32:39,210 We're finally making a go of this place, all you want to do is complain. 533 00:32:40,065 --> 00:32:41,607 We're taking a break. 534 00:32:42,056 --> 00:32:46,706 - Not now. We just got a big party. - Good luck with that. We're out of here. 535 00:32:49,283 --> 00:32:52,413 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here? 536 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:54,744 Those kids go to our school. 537 00:32:54,785 --> 00:32:57,443 And you know who that big guy is? Kevin McDermott. 538 00:32:57,486 --> 00:33:00,688 The guy called me "Jesus" for a year because I wore sandals one day. 539 00:33:01,338 --> 00:33:03,086 If he sees me wearing this, I'll never hear the end of it. 540 00:33:03,125 --> 00:33:05,346 Fine. Don't wear the apron. That's... 541 00:33:05,388 --> 00:33:06,805 No! I'm not waiting on a kid 542 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:08,924 who's gonna make fun of me on Monday morning. 543 00:33:08,968 --> 00:33:11,119 It's humiliating enough having to work here. 544 00:33:11,162 --> 00:33:13,117 - Humiliating? - Guys, easy. 545 00:33:13,153 --> 00:33:14,502 No, you're not humiliated 546 00:33:14,539 --> 00:33:17,506 when you use the money that we make here to buy your clothes. 547 00:33:17,542 --> 00:33:19,834 - Tom, it's fine. I'll take the table. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 548 00:33:19,872 --> 00:33:22,265 Your mother can't wait on this whole restaurant by herself. 549 00:33:22,301 --> 00:33:23,881 Then you do it. 550 00:33:25,038 --> 00:33:28,041 Porter, I am your father and your boss, 551 00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:32,395 and I am telling you right now to go take that table. 552 00:33:32,433 --> 00:33:35,022 Or what? You're gonna fire me? Go for it. 553 00:33:37,059 --> 00:33:39,787 You think this is a joke? This is my life! 554 00:33:39,828 --> 00:33:40,932 - Tom! - No. 555 00:33:40,975 --> 00:33:42,080 You're worried about being embarrassed? 556 00:33:42,124 --> 00:33:44,172 I put everything I have into this restaurant! 557 00:33:44,217 --> 00:33:48,567 All right, that's enough! Let go of him! Let go of him! Let go of him! 558 00:33:51,712 --> 00:33:58,284 Guys, I just sat a twelve-top. Who's taking it? 559 00:34:02,719 --> 00:34:03,960 I will. 560 00:34:29,459 --> 00:34:31,681 I started getting our accounts in order. 561 00:34:31,721 --> 00:34:33,941 If we're gonna sell this place, 562 00:34:33,983 --> 00:34:37,356 we should probably know exactly how much it's worth. 563 00:35:05,046 --> 00:35:07,844 I think this can all wait until morning. 564 00:35:09,469 --> 00:35:10,850 Don't you? 565 00:35:37,191 --> 00:35:40,391 Hey, I just booked us into the Brunswick Inn for this weekend. 566 00:35:41,544 --> 00:35:42,651 Great! 567 00:35:42,695 --> 00:35:44,914 Prepare to be pampered. 568 00:35:45,361 --> 00:35:48,491 Shoot, this weekend isn't gonna work. 569 00:35:49,243 --> 00:35:52,848 Mike really wants us to do that camping trip that we've been talking about. 570 00:35:53,868 --> 00:35:57,241 - Camping? Have you met me? - I figured you were gonna say that. 571 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:01,428 I just can't blow him off. This is the only weekend that works for him. 572 00:36:02,479 --> 00:36:06,288 Then you're on your own. Have fun wiping with leaves. 573 00:36:07,341 --> 00:36:08,515 Edie? 574 00:36:09,501 --> 00:36:12,333 Please don't tell Katherine that you're not coming, all right? 575 00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:13,685 Mike really wants her there, 576 00:36:13,723 --> 00:36:17,394 and if she hears that you're not going, she won't either. 577 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:21,780 Will you take me to the Brunswick Inn next weekend? 578 00:36:21,824 --> 00:36:23,000 Yes. 579 00:36:24,662 --> 00:36:27,320 Then I won't say a word to Katherine. 580 00:36:49,815 --> 00:36:53,857 - Hey, when did you two get here? - Just a minute ago. 581 00:36:53,902 --> 00:36:56,663 They said they have something personal they want to talk to us about. 582 00:36:57,614 --> 00:36:59,539 Oh, really? What is it? 583 00:37:02,441 --> 00:37:04,020 We're pregnant! 584 00:37:04,974 --> 00:37:08,243 - Oh, wow! - Yay! 585 00:37:08,891 --> 00:37:12,666 I know. We are so happy. But that's not all. 586 00:37:17,198 --> 00:37:21,077 See, even though we've only known each other for a short time, 587 00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:24,927 your friendship has meant a lot to us, which is why Maria feels strongly 588 00:37:24,998 --> 00:37:27,794 that you should be the baby's godparents. 589 00:37:30,669 --> 00:37:33,697 Do you hear that, Carlos? Godparents. 590 00:37:34,688 --> 00:37:35,792 Yay! 591 00:37:35,836 --> 00:37:39,877 You are such good people, so kind-hearted and decent. 592 00:37:39,921 --> 00:37:43,420 And that is the kind of influence that we want in our baby's life. 593 00:37:45,087 --> 00:37:46,939 How could we say no? 594 00:37:53,864 --> 00:37:56,868 - I see you got your bracelet after all. - Yeah. 595 00:37:57,545 --> 00:38:00,816 But I'm not enjoying it as much as I thought I would. 596 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:09,620 Okay, lunch and a movie. You are one lucky boy. 597 00:38:10,173 --> 00:38:13,305 I'm gonna take a quick shower. Try not to get any crumbs on the couch. 598 00:38:15,101 --> 00:38:19,419 What's wrong? It's peanut butter. No crusts. Your favorite. 599 00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:22,387 I want a panini. 600 00:38:23,780 --> 00:38:26,243 I don't know how to make paninis. 601 00:38:26,279 --> 00:38:29,718 It's just turkey and cheese. Do we have any probolone? 602 00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:34,340 No, we do not have any "probolone." 603 00:38:35,089 --> 00:38:37,015 Can we borrow some from Katherine? 604 00:38:37,859 --> 00:38:39,470 Absolutely not. 605 00:38:39,883 --> 00:38:42,177 In this house, we do not eat pretentious cheeses. 606 00:38:42,214 --> 00:38:44,769 We eat honest, American peanut butter. 607 00:38:45,388 --> 00:38:48,831 Now, watch your movie and I'll be back in a minute. 608 00:38:57,712 --> 00:38:59,670 Would you make me a panini? 609 00:39:00,210 --> 00:39:04,090 Sure, sweetie. Does your mommy know you're here? 610 00:39:07,674 --> 00:39:10,264 Hey, sweetie, how was your sandwich? 611 00:39:11,555 --> 00:39:15,332 MJ? MJ, honey, where are you? 612 00:39:17,938 --> 00:39:23,600 MJ, where are you? MJ! 613 00:39:26,309 --> 00:39:27,888 MJ! 614 00:39:41,267 --> 00:39:45,043 - What is he doing here? - He wanted a panini. He said you knew. 615 00:39:46,703 --> 00:39:50,652 MJ, go wait outside on the porch. I need to talk to Katherine. 616 00:39:54,470 --> 00:39:56,585 You can take the sandwich. 617 00:39:59,838 --> 00:40:03,407 Look, he showed up on my doorstep. He seemed hungry. 618 00:40:04,464 --> 00:40:06,548 You think I don't feed my kid? 619 00:40:06,591 --> 00:40:09,387 Okay. Well, maybe he just wanted to come see me. 620 00:40:09,427 --> 00:40:12,397 Yeah, because you make it like Disneyland over here, 621 00:40:12,431 --> 00:40:14,583 with your paninis and your blackjack. 622 00:40:14,626 --> 00:40:16,376 You're trying to do everything you can 623 00:40:16,415 --> 00:40:19,478 to make him think that you're the other mommy. 624 00:40:19,521 --> 00:40:21,237 - What? - You're trying to get your hooks 625 00:40:21,277 --> 00:40:25,259 deeper into Mike by showing him how much his son loves you. 626 00:40:25,295 --> 00:40:29,751 Susan, I am being nice to the child of the man I'm dating. 627 00:40:29,786 --> 00:40:32,882 - How does that make me evil? - No, not evil. Devious. 628 00:40:32,925 --> 00:40:36,196 You know, I hate to tell you, but your big plan is not gonna work. 629 00:40:36,235 --> 00:40:39,909 Because from now on, MJ's either at my house or Mike's. 630 00:40:39,950 --> 00:40:44,774 - He is no longer allowed to be here. - Yeah, that's gonna be tricky. 631 00:40:44,812 --> 00:40:48,045 That's the way it's gonna be, whether you like it or not. 632 00:40:48,085 --> 00:40:51,620 No, it's gonna be tricky because Mike's moving in here. 633 00:40:52,879 --> 00:40:53,951 What? 634 00:40:53,995 --> 00:40:57,437 First of the month, he's giving up his place and moving in with me. 635 00:40:58,619 --> 00:41:04,758 So MJ is going to be spending a lot of time here, whether you like it or not. 636 00:41:12,767 --> 00:41:13,974 Orson, I'm glad you're here. 637 00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:17,148 I was doing a recount of the goblets for the Hopkins wedding reception 638 00:41:17,190 --> 00:41:18,570 and we're short by about 30. 639 00:41:18,607 --> 00:41:21,106 So, I have to run over to the supplier and pick up the rest. 640 00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:24,708 - Could you hold down the fort for me? - Sure. No problem. 641 00:41:24,753 --> 00:41:25,998 Thanks. 642 00:41:26,610 --> 00:41:28,095 Hey, you know, Andrew, 643 00:41:28,130 --> 00:41:31,536 it never would have occurred to me to do a recount of the goblets. 644 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:35,857 Bree's lucky to have someone as conscientious as you working here. 645 00:41:35,931 --> 00:41:37,068 Wow! 646 00:41:37,111 --> 00:41:40,012 Thank you, Orson. That means a lot to me. 647 00:42:01,388 --> 00:42:04,551 It begins just after sunrise. 648 00:42:05,573 --> 00:42:10,397 After a good night's sleep, people leave their homes to go to work. 649 00:42:11,721 --> 00:42:16,682 They do this so they can provide a better life for their families, 650 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:21,301 so they can afford nice things 651 00:42:23,503 --> 00:42:26,565 and have a reason to get up in the morning. 652 00:42:30,828 --> 00:42:33,765 And when their exhausting work is done, 653 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,296 people come back home again, 654 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:45,919 and some begin counting the days until their next vacation.