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Okay, last lap of the race!
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Right turn coming up
on the radar.
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Doin' it!
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Boost me!
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Whoa! Whoa!
What do you think you're doing?
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Uhhhhh... Uhhhhh...
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How many times
do I have to explain
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what "Authorized Personnel Only"
means?
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Are you authorized personnel,
boys?
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Are you?
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- No, sir. Sorry, sir.
- No, sir. Sorry, sir.
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Now, get down and give me 50!
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- Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
- Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
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Is what I would have said
if you hadn't have gotten
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the highest score in "Space
Racer Deluxe" I've ever seen.
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You mean that video game?
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That isn't a video game, boys.
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It's a racing simulator for
the Station Racing League!
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The Interstation 5000,
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an annual competition between
all the stations in the area.
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For five years, the Space Bushes
held the Interstation trophy,
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but this could be the year
I finally beat Tanner
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and win that milk can!
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Ohhh, when I feel that milk
pour over my body,
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it'll be like I'm born again
as a champion!
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I need you boys to race for me.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Why are we here?
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Uh, you're the pit crew.
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How are we gonna be
the pit crew?
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This is crazy.
Are we gonna get trained?
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You think
I haven't thought of that?
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Meet Hans and Lars.
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They're our best racers,
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or at least they were
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until you guys beat their high
score in the racing simulator.
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What?
These nobodies beat our score?
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That's impossible!
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Well, it was an accident.
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Yeah, we didn't know
it was gonna be that easy.
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Easy?!
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Did you say "easy"?
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Aw, now, don't get all sour,
Larsy.
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Everyone loses their edge
at some point.
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Edge?!
We have edge.
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Yeah, look at the edges.
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We were born to race.
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And that's why you're gonna
teach Mordecai, Rigby,
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and their crew
everything you know.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
Nein, nein. Nein.
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We do not "teach."
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Well, you certainly haven't
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brought home the milk can
for me in years,
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so I think it's time
to try something new.
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Rawls, wait!
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Just get 'em ready
for the big race.
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Hooah!
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So, what's first?
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What's first is us.
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We are always first.
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Get it through your little head.
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We have better things to do
than babysit you babies.
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Yeah, my cappuccino's now cold,
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and it's going to take me
a while to make a new one.
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Sorry.
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Okay.
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I've always hated
hot-shot racers.
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Well, what are we gonna do?
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I mean, video simulators
are one thing,
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but I have no idea what to do
with this big hunk of metal.
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Well, I can teach ya.
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Toothpick Sally?!
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Were you under there
the whole time?
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Yeah, I grew up
around these tracks.
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And first of all,
they're not big hunks of metal.
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They're BHM racers.
That's lesson one.
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Now, if you do what I say,
I can get you up to speed.
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Yeah, but aren't Hans and Lars,
like, the best racers ever?
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Yeah, well, who do you think
taught them?
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Was it you?
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Yes!
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Let's just get started.
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- Yeah! Whoo!
- Awesome!
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They're ready.
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Welcome to
the Interstation 5000,
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sponsored by
Anderson Farms Dairy.
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That's your best team,
huh, Rawls?
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We're getting that can back
to the Space Tree, Tanner!
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That milk is gonna be
all over my body.
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Huh. Looks like the Space Bush
is a no-show.
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Howdy, losers.
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What the heck? You guys
work for the Space Tree.
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Not anymore. We're racing
for Herr Tanner now.
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Tanner!
You lousy...
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May the best team win.
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It's the moment
you've been waiting for, folks.
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Racer roll call!
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Space Tree, check!
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Space Rock, check!
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Space Flower, check!
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Space Mushroom, hai!
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Space Bush, check.
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Space Log, check!
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Anti one straight four.
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Anti one straight four, check.
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Initiate track rail gun!
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Aah! Aah!
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Whoa. Whoa.
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Turn's coming up!
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- Open right!
- Open right, check!
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Looks like Hans and Lars
of Space Bush
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have taken the immediate lead
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while racers from
Log and Mushroom
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try to close the gap.
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Aah! Aah!
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Hey, Jolene,
we got some tree boys over here.
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Looks like
they could use an arborist.
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We're losing ground!
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Huh?
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Rigby, what's over this hill?
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I don't know.
It's just a bunch of blobs!
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- Battening shield.
- Battening shield check!
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- Takeshi! Tate!
- Tate!
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Dude, do we have a shield?
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I don't know!
I don't see a button for it!
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What's one little hole, right?
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Asteroid field!
Asteroid field!
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I just wanted
to win that milk can!
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Fix the hole!
Fix the hole!
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With what?!
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I don't know!
Just fix it!
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Keep it still!
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I got it!
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What'd you do?!
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I didn't do anything!
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Pit crew, to your stations!
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Mordecai and Rigby, stand by.
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Entering atmosphere.
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Where's that pit ship?
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Right here!
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Ow!
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Huh?
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It's Hans and Lars's
ratchet bot!
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They've been sabotaging you
this whole time!
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We're getting too close
to the surface!
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We got to get out of here!
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Prepare for core dive.
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Core dive, check!
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Wow, those guys are really
not living anymore.
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Oh.
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Other racers, coming up!
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Car insurance.
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Car insurance, check.
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- Aah!
- Ugh!
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Well, folks,
looks like they've gone
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so deep inside the planet's
crust, we've lost the signal.
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Nothing to do now but see
who comes out the other side
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for the win!
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Come on!
Come on!
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Core coming up!
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We need more speed!
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I'm ejecting the body...
I think.
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Dudes, why are you
being such jerks?
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You think you just get to
come into space,
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beat us at the simulator,
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then expect us to
train you to replace us?
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This is about you and us!
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Aah!
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Hey, Rigby, how'd we beat
their score in the simulator?
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Good question, Mordecai.
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Didn't we use a speed stick
and win?
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I don't remember.
Let's find out.
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We're getting close
to the finish line!
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Uhh!
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More speed!
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Faster, Rigby!
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Uhhhh!
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Uhhh... okay!
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Ugh!
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Finish line is coming up.
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Gravity's pulling us back in!
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We won't get to the surface!
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Our car is lighter than theirs.
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We can make it.
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Go!
Get out there!
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All right, getting out there,
check!
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Hm-Hm-Hm!
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Ugh!
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Huh!
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Huh? Huh?
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- Whoa!
- Yeah, whoo!
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Congratulations, boys!
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You did a great job out there.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Now, let's par-tay!
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Yes, yes, all over my body.
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Oh, so smooth.