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Morning, brethren, sistren.

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Guess who just happens to be my eighth
cousin three times removed?

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The guy who played Leroy on Fang?

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Oh, my bad. He's got at least two feet
on you.

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Now, I was fooling around on this
genealogy website, and I found out that

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very blood running through my veins is
the same as Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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That's right.

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You know what that means, don't you?

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The information highway is gridlocked?

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It means that I am descended from
greatness, destined to be an activist.

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I am picking up the torch of civil
liberties and lighting the way for my

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oppressed peoples.

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That's y 'all.

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Well, Dwayne, you gonna lift us up off
from your mama's basement. You the man.

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Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on. Frank's
on.

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That old gas bag's the only thing
standing between me and the lead sports

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position. And one final thought.

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To all my fans who have been so
supportive over the last 20 years, I bid

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farewell. You see, the aliens spoke to
me through my navel last night, and this

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reporter's been chosen to mate with
their queen.

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So until the next millennium...

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I'm coming, Queen Tulipi.

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Poor guy.

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I hope he's all right.

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But on the brighter side...

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I'm in there. I'm moving on up like
George Jefferson. Say what?

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Say what?

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Sometimes in the dark, you can feel all
by yourself. Yeah, one, two, three. But

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I have a partner, but I can't tell no
one else.

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So don't isolate yourself when there's
nobody around.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'll be there to take advantage.

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What a true love we are.

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Baby, we'll use the world. Baby, one,
no, one, one, one, one.

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And it is a good morning.

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Undip me, you dip.

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Just had to ship Frank off to the Sweet
Dream Sanitarium, and trust me, it's not

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a very sweet place.

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Anyway, Frank is gone.

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I'm here.

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Give me the job.

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Black, it's not my choice. The station
manager wants to see some other people

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well. This is blatant racism.

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I'll have you know that I'm a close
personal friend of a man who's distantly

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related to Dr. Martin Luther King,

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Stacey, love.

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Sorry I'm a few minutes late.

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But then again, I figured, who else you
gonna interview?

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Flex, you know Red Galloway from Channel
14?

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Uh -huh, yeah, yeah.

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The man who exposed the use of steroids
in figure skating?

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Please, that wasn't news. That Romanian
girl did a victory lap holding her coach

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over her head.

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You know, Flex, Envy Green is such an
ugly color on you. But then again, so is

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that shirt, bro.

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We're talking about clothes. Shouldn't
you return those shoes to the Bowlerama?

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Uh, Fred, wait for me in my office,
please. And by the way, sending me

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Pretty transparent. Lucky for you, I
like my butt kiss.

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Daisy, I have paid my dues at this
station. I shouldn't have to kiss your

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for this job.

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Although I'd be happy to visit it on my
own free time.

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Look, Flex.

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The higher -ups want someone who will go
the extra mile to get the story.

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You saying I have to audition?

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Yes. You and Red have a week to come
back with a hot story. Best one gets the

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job. I should quit.

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I should do a lot of other things, too.

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Good day.

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when you did it all with real hair.

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Attention!

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I've made my decisions for Shakespeare
Night, the selected scenes from The

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Taming of the Shrew.

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If you didn't get the part you wanted,
get used to it. That's showbiz.

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Oh, I got it, I got it! I got the part
of Petruchio.

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But aren't you the only guy who tried
out? Yeah, but that girl from the field

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hockey team was really good.

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Congratulations, Brianna, you got the
part of Catherine.

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Oh, really?

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No, I... It's cool. It's no big deal.

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The hell it's not. I get to kiss you.

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So I'm your understudy, which is almost
worse than not getting a part.

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No, being an understudy is awesome. See,
you get all the fun while I get all the

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pressure. Who's the lucky one here?

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Thanks. Come here.

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I guess I'll see you guys later.

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Okay.

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Never mind.

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It may not be and it cannot be.

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Let me entreat you.

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Wait, hold up. I mean, who talks like
this? What does entreat you mean?

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Uh, I think it means we kiss.

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Come on, let's show her how we do it. Go
away.

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Oh, excuse me, Daddy. This is the closed
rehearsal.

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Uh, Brianna, the only thing I want to
see closed is your mouth.

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Well, maybe we should rehearse in my
house. Yeah. Nah, you know what? I'm all

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Shakespeare now. Y 'all go without me.
Okay.

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Oh, and Arnett, can you try to say your
lines without spitting on people? Thank

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you.

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Sweetie, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.
I'm just in a bad mood.

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They're making me audition for the lead
sports anchor position.

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I shouldn't have to prove myself.

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I am more seasoned than a Jeffrey Dahmer
dinner guest.

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Same here. I mean, what's wrong with the
world? They don't know who we be. They

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ain't know.

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Black boys and black girl.

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I have been to the promised land.

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Ooh, was Tupac there?

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Did you know we have a Martin Luther
King Jr. Boulevard in this very town? So

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does any town with more than 20 black
people.

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My cousin needs a more substantial
tribute.

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That's why I give you the Harbor Tunnel.
Makes sense.

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Harry Tubman had a railroad.

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Precisely. That's why I propose renaming
said tunnel the Martin Luther King Jr.

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Tunnel of Enlightenment.

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I must leave now so as to hasten my
mission. I will see you at the

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Good luck, bruh. We shall overcome,
dawg. We shall overcome.

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Ma 'am, I don't care if he is gay.

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Those are not the kind of stories we do
hear, WYNX.

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Who's gay? And how soon can we get her
on the air?

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Uh, in case you haven't noticed, this is
a news station, not Gossip Hour at Aunt

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Clara's Press and Weave.

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Man, you can learn a lot of good stuff
at a beauty salon.

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That's where I found out a certain New
York shortstop has more illegitimate

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than Sean Kemp.

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You don't have any standards, do you?
And you don't have any Emmys, do you?

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No, but I have been Employee of the
Month.

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Yeah, it's red.

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Look, I don't want to hear that crap.

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Look, just get me something juicy on one
of your buddies or my next report is

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going to read star college athlete
exposed for illegally accepting money

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alumni loses promise in NBA future.

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I know it's too long for a headline, Lou
Grant.

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Just give me the information.

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I told you that Red was using sleazy
tactics to get a story.

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Really? Mm -hmm. Then I'd say the only
job he's eligible for here is lead

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anchor.

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Okay.

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I'll get no down and dirty.

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I hope this doesn't keep me out of
heaven.

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whispering about.

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I'm saving my voice.

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It's a trick us stars do.

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Me, Celine, Diana will miss Ross to you.

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But what do you want?

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I've rewritten the play.

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It needed a little punching and
updating.

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But you can't rewrite Shakespeare.
You're not even in the 10th grade.

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Don't think of it as a rewrite.

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Think of it as a remit.

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I gave Big Willie Shake some flavor.

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Look, I don't think this is a good idea.

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Honey, your job is to understudy
nothing.

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Now run along and pass those out.

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She's out of control. The girl has
rewritten Shakespeare.

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Did she cut the kiss?

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Oh, it's still in there.

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Oh, thank God.

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Please take your marks for the beginning
of rehearsal.

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Let's start.

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between Petruchio and Catherine.

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Arnaz and Brianna, are you ready?

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Catherine, or should I say Special K,
I'll buy you Versace and Prada new. So

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love me too, because this thug needs a
shrew.

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I love you, boo.

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But I need a Benz too.

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I know that I'm the finest in the
nation.

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But I... came due with all this
hateration.

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What was that?

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I just made a few changes in the play.
Just keeping it real.

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Well, how about just keeping it
Shakespeare?

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You know, everything the man wrote
wasn't gold. Was he a personal friend?

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Is there anyone here who can explain
Catherine's character and her

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motivation? The non -Tupac version.

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I was misunderstood.

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She's a strong woman, but everybody
thinks she's just a bitter shrew.

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Actually, she's a sensitive soul who's
always been second to her sister in her

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father's eyes.

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It's obvious you fully understand
Catherine's character.

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Spirit, you take over the role of
Catherine.

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Brianna will be your understudy. That's
how I keep it real.

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Run along with Miss Ross.

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Okay, I heard Red say he was meeting his
source here, and we need to find a

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place to hide.

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Hey, man, you're letting out all the
heat.

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Aw, man, I just got a page from Mama.

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She said that City Hall denied our
petition.

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All right, so now we're either going to
have a sit -in at the Harbor Tunnel, or

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I'm going to have to ride Mama through
the doors of City Hall.

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Hey, man, that's Ishmael Porter, the All
-American point guard from B State.

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All right, kid, what you got for me?

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You should check up on the football
team.

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Somehow, most of them are failing
academically, but the NCAA isn't finding

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about it.

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Ish, I could kiss you right now, man.
Hey!

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You can blackmail me into talking, but
no kissing. I gotta draw the line

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somewhere.

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I'm sick of doing this.

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Why can't you get your own story?

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I've got other things to worry about.

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I'm sorry this is inconvenient for you.

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My next exclusive will be how Ishmael
Porter pays all his mama's bills with no

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visible means of income.

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And his headlines really are long.

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Oh, Ishmael. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

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Mama, call 5 -0. Might get jacked.

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Be cool, man. Be cool. Flex Washington,
WYNX News.

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Flat out.

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Damn, not you too.

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So how much did you hear? And what is it
going to cost me? Hey, I'm not trying

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to blackmail you, man.

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But you've been accepting money from the
alumni.

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This is huge. If this gets out, you can
be a serious trouble.

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What am I supposed to do?

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I'm in too deep.

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It's either go with the flow or Red will
end my career before it starts.

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Man, I knew I should have gone to DeVry
like my brother.

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Just trust me, okay?

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I'll figure out a way to get away from
Red, okay? I don't know what it is yet,

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but I'll find a way.

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All right?

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Hey, you up kind of late.

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Can't sleep.

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I can tell from that look on your face
that you need me to do the Cosby thing.

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Come on, sit down, Theo.

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I just can't believe spirit will betray
me, stealing my part like that.

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Now, did she steal it, or did your ego
give it away?

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When Dr. Gilks called me tonight, she
told me you had more attitude than

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Jennifer Lopez, but one -third the
booty.

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Nobody understands me. It's tough being
a diva.

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Baby, I love you, but you're tripping.

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Dad, whose side are you on?

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Sweetie, you only get a handful of real
friends in your life.

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Don't let your ego make you lose one.

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Okay? Do the right thing.

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Good night, Daddy.

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Good night, Theo.

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Oh, good thing you're here.

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You need to talk to Spirit.

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She's so nervous, I think she's going to
lose her stomach. And I have to kiss

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her. I'm good, but I ain't that good.

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Oh, all right, I guess that's my cue.

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Is my tail properly placed between my
legs?

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Uh, yeah.

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I can't do this out of my way, I'm
bouncing.

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Spirit, you can do this.

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You know this part better than Dr.
Guilt, and she's the day Shakespeare.

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I can't go out there with all those
people looking at me.

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But you've done plays before.

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I was a munchkin in the Wiz and a
tumbleweed in Oklahoma.

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You have never been the lead.

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Wait a minute. When did I start speaking
to you?

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Barrett, I've been watching you
rehearse.

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You're a great actress.

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I know you're going to go out there and
be amazing. You really get this

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Shakespeare stuff.

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I'm scared.

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Don't. I'll be right here in the wings
if you need me.

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Go ahead, girl.

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Break a leg.

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Come, sit on me.

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Asses are made to bear, and so are you.

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Women are made to bear, and so are you.
No such jade as you, if me you mean.

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Alas, good Kate, I will not burden thee,
for knowing thee to be but young and

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light. Too light for such a swain as you
to catch, and yet as heavy as my weight

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should be.

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they're undefeated on the field but
baltimore state's football team takes an

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academic beating which strangely enough
does not show up in any ncaa records

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we'll see you guys on the sideline if
you can read the directions to the next

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game this is red galloway reminding you
that if red galloway isn't on your tv

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then your tv probably ain't really on

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Rat, that was a fabulous audition.

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Well, Red Galloway does not disappoint.

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Remember that when you're eating soup
for one on Saturday night, baby.

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So what happened to Flip?

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Well, if you mean Flex, I guess he's a
no -show.

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Maybe he just isn't hungry.

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Oh, no.

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Flex is hungry.

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In fact, he's hungry for some red pie.

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I got a little surprise for you.

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Red, you remember Ishmael Porter, don't
you?

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You don't know who you're dealing with,
kid. You don't want this to get ugly.

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Uh, looked in the mirror lately? Too
late.

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And we're back in five, four, three...
Good evening, Baltimore.

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This is Flex Washington, and tonight I'm
joined by B -State's star point guard,

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Ishmael Porter.

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Ishmael, it's come to my attention that
you've been involved in accepting money

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from B -State's Booster Club.

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Yeah, I accepted money to help my
family.

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But you realize NCAA rules prohibit
student athletes from accepting money. I

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know that.

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And I was wrong.

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I got in over my head, and then someone
started blackmailing me.

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Oh, really?

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Would it be that man?

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The man known as Red Galloway?

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blackmailing Ishmael in a dark, dank
alley.

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I wouldn't know, because I wasn't there.

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Yeah, but I got a good friend and a man
in the dumpster who could prove you

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wrong.

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So tell me, Ishmael, what made you come
forward?

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Well, you cornered me in that alley.
After that, after that.

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Well, it was one thing, accepting money.

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But when Red had me dropping dime on my
friend, it wasn't cool.

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So what are you going to do now,
Ishmael?

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Well, maybe DeVry might be starting a
basketball team.

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I wish you luck, Ishmael.

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This is Flex Washington saying, keep
your noses clean, Baltimore, or I have

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wipe them.

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Is that it?

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And we're clear.

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Yo, you cannot do this to me. Man, I'm
Red Galloway. I'm the one that... You

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leaving. Flex beat you, Red.

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Better luck next time.

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You heard the lady. Get to stepping. And
we're not validating your parking

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either.

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Okay, okay.

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I'll tell you what. You may not like
what I do, but you'll never beat me to a

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story. Oh, and bowling either. Why are
you wearing no shoes again?

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Hey, Ishmael, look, if you need me to
say anything to the disciplinary

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committee, just let me know, man. Hey,
thanks, Flex.

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I feel like a waistband lifted off my
shoulders and I can start over.

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By the way, for $50, I can tell you all
about the athletic director. Uh, bro,

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uh... Oh, sorry.

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Force of habit.

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Flex?

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Congratulations. You are the new Leeds
Force anchor.

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And we're going to run this story on
Live at Five.

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Well, I'm very pleased. And thanks for
the opportunity. But I have to get back

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to you with my answer.

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You are kidding, right?

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Oh, you know it, baby.

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I'm the man. I'm the man.

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Leeds Force anchor.

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Mr.

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Untouchable.

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Can't push me around anymore.

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Yes, but I'm still your boss.

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I can work with that.

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Hey, what happened to you, man?

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Man, sit -ins ain't what they used to
be.

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It was just me and my mama, and we both
got hit by cars.

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Robert Tunnel, what's next? Trains and
the subway?

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Man, a navigator took me out.

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But I'm afraid that you going to hit my
mama didn't fare so well.

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Hey, look, at least you embraced the
cause and you stuck to it. Your cousin

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would be proud of you.

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Yes, he would.

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Although we didn't get the tunnel named
after him.

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But you know that stretch of highway
that runs along the middle institution?

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Yeah. Thought they named after Mariah
Carey.

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Love you too, Netta.