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 Marketing 101.

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 If you live in any major city, you see 800 ads a day.

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 In most of them, models are going to be looking at you like they want to fuck you.

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 You're so used to this that you don't even notice it anymore.

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 But your body does.

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 Your heart rate increases, your pupils dilate, you breathe faster, you become more alert.

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 You've been tapped.

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 Looking at a billboard, it's supposed to feel like love at first sight.

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 But it's not real.

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 It's just marketing.

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And without that, you wouldn't even know who you are.

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 You see, the first thing you learn in business school is that you need to market yourself

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 before the ads do it for you.

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 Which is why they teach you to pick a new name.

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 Brand yourself and become the product that you're trying to sell.

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 My name's Scott.

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 Yeah, my name's Scott.

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 My name is Joe.

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 Because it was closely associated with jazz, beat poetry, and...

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 Animal shit.

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 Like jazz.

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 That's a music.

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 You've had 16 sexual partners?

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Okay.

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 Yeah.

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 Provided your blood test comes back negative.

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 That'll be $54.

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 Don't you think my sperm's worth a little bit more than that?

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 Because you've had 16 sexual partners.

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 There's already a 90% of the risk.

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 No, but I go to my form then and I don't have an SDI.

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 You could have been in.

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 Man, what am I supposed to do?

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 $54.

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 I pay my rent with $54.

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 Do you know how hard it is for me to just give away my spawn?

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 My future spawn for $54?

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 How do you think they feel?

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 It's a cool name.

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This is Scott's roommate, Sneaky Pete.

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 He broke his jaw off more year after a motorcycle accident

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 and had a wired shut.

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 He couldn't speak for three months.

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 The accident just so happened to coincide with marketing 304,

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 persona creation.

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 We're Sneaky Pete received the only perfect score.

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 Yes, instead of word sense.

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 Super-for-the-counter, Mr. Pete.

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 This is wonderful.

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 Provided you're blood.

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 Pete visited the health clinic 18 times this freshman year

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and it wasn't because he had the flu.

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 That'll be $270.

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 I have to say it.

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 But the truth doesn't matter.

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 Because perception is reality.

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 Saving it from marriage.

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 It's all just marketing.

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 $54 a week.

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 Your sister makes order lemonade stand.

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 Mom, it's just temporary.

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 Competition stiffen this clam, you know?

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 Get it?

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 You're settling.

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 You used to be so innovative.

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 Remember when you won the science fair of my goal.

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 Mom, my name is Scott now.

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 This form is now $1,000.

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 [CHEERING]

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Free copy of stories that have been focused.

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 The thing is continuing to say, "Lintony bear."

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 That's D.I.

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 [COUGHING]

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 That's all those irritating, shorter strap problems.

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 [COUGHING]

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 Going to bed?

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 They say every person has three million dollar ideas in their life.

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 Scott had three of them before he turned seven.

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 See you tomorrow.

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 And many after.

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 In high school, he won the state science fair for

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 inventing a new flavor of ice cream.

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 165 people showed up for the taste test.

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They just wanted vanilla.

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 You see, people don't care about something new.

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 They just want the same old thing behind a new sexier label.

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 Because taste doesn't matter.

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 It's all about the brand name.

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 And without that.

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 It's just syrup and water.

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 Beat.

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 You awake?

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 I have an idea.

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 It's a drink idea.

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 I just clicked.

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 I'm going to run with this peat.

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 I mean, I really think this could be it for me.

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 I'm not even able to pull you into.

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I mean, you got great ideas.

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 And what do you think, do I?

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 Do I go any do I?

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 Do I try to sell one of the majors?

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 It definitely feels mainstream.

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 What majors?

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 Just need to get it in front of the right guy.

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 Little did he know her name is sex.

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 Six.

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 Sounds like sex.

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 That's the point.

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 Studies show that the more men associate sex with decision making,

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 the more likely their answer will be yes to anything that you might request.

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 Lard as sex?

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What was the question you might ask?

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 Great ass.

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 Great ass.

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 Do you really think it matters?

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 But I guess.

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 Annie, this is bad.

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 Sure.

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 Welcome to the Addison Company.

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 How may help you?

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 Hello.

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 Beth, is it?

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 I'm the brother to new products marketing manager.

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 And I'm the whole family really.

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 We have this special birthday.

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 She needs to see, sir.

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 Six.

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 I'm sorry.

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 New products doesn't accept unscheduled meetings.

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 Yeah, I know that.

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 That's why I'm here.

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I was hoping you put me through to her so I can sort this all out.

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 Annie, this is Beth.

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 Sure.

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 You're welcome.

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 I'm sorry, new products doesn't accept unsolicited calls.

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 Tell me, Beth.

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 How do you suggest that I contact my own sister?

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 I mean, I refuse this to the call.

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 That's just a concern.

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 Have a nice day, sir.

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 Adi, this is Beth.

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 Yeah, the ingredients in Addison beverages are suitable for vegetarian.

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You know, the first market of products.

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 Art Artison is marketing 101.

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 You know, I hear them from my manicure as my ploties instructor,

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 my girlfriend, I don't need any course.

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 You don't need my award.

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 I drink, I deal.

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 Good, I have to say it.

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 I mean, Bravo, you've got the sex thing, you've got the wealth thing,

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 you've totally got the mystery thing.

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 You think this is an image.

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 You're right.

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 Don't ruin the magic.

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 The insurance company only all negates a four-minute mandatory

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evacuation for all fire alarms, which means you have 25 seconds

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 before Addi starts to lose a money.

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 Can't we sit for meeting something?

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 I have an idea that can make your company millions of dollars

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 and you give them to me 30 seconds.

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 That's how long we have to sell to our customers.

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 It's called the advertising.

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 OK, OK, jet-black can called fuck.

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 APM LA do cost.

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 11 a.m. coffee.

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 Abe and Arthur's.

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 I'm going to Zefko.

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Tampering with the fire alarms in federal offense.

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 Men categorized women in one of four ways.

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 Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.

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 Of course, none of the above is suitable for the modern business

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 But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each

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 archetype that work for you.

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 For example, the sexual attractiveness of the slut.

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 The wisdom of the mother.

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 The integrity of the virgin.

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 The independence of the bitch.

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 This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.

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But they are forced to do instead is.

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 Take you seriously.

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 Mr. Scott.

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 Miss six.

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 As this is a business lunch, a handshake is appropriate.

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 I completely agree.

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 I always say it lunch lubricates business.

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 Lubricates what?

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 Miss Scott.

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 This idea of yours, fuck.

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 Yeah, that's it.

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 That addresses my first concern.

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 Now, with regard to the target market,

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 I'm assuming you're after the young cynical image conscious

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 Like yourself.

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 Mr. Scott.

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Don't confuse me with a consumer.

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 I don't buy anything.

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 It'll be like drinking an army.

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 We're not ready yet.

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 Did you have any thoughts on taste?

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 People don't buy energy drinks based on taste.

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 chemical aftertaste, so you think this must be powerful.

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 I'm leaving.

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 What about lunch?

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May I say you're very young to be managing your own department?

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 I'm 21.

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 No, seriously.

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 Mr. Scott, I am 21.

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 Now deal with that.

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 OK, marketer to marketer.

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 You're not 21.

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 And what?

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 You're not gay.

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 I graduated from high school and I have 15 courtesy of an

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 advanced learning program.

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 I did four years at UCLA and in V8 Stanford and now after three

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 I live.

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 I'm going to Stanford too.

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Well, perhaps you should see someone about that.

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 Look, fucks mediocre.

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 It's not great.

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 I was thinking, what if the can is a ton of compressed

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 areas, that when you pop ones, everyone around here is?

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 Now we had a bad experience with our Asian Massachusetts.

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 300 people called to complain about excessive gasiness.

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 And besides, there was that exploding can't

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 futility.

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 Have I had your son-in-on disclosure for him?

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 I'm going to need you to do that.

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 I'll curry you the form.

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 Mediocre, huh?

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 Look, I worked for a company that could buy a continent if they wanted to.

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 I have people that fix ideas.

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 The point is, just sit tight.

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00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,000
 I'm going to have my teamwork through the night to make it great.

280
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000
 I'm assembling them now.

281
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000
 Okay.

282
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,000
 Okay.

283
00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000
 Could you not use that word?

284
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,000
 Okay.

285
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:16,000
Look, Addison's second most well-known word in the world.

286
00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000
 We're shooting for number one.

287
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000
 You get me?

288
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000
 I get you.

289
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000
 Why six?

290
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,000
 What?

291
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000
 Why did you click six?

292
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,000
 Why not, you know, five?

293
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,000
 I'm picking.

294
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,000
 It is my real name.

295
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000
 Nobody's parents give them an unusually cool name.

296
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:35,000
 They're only parents giving regular names and parents giving, you know, embarrassing names.

297
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:38,000
 I went to school with a kid named Pedal for Christ's sake.

298
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,000
 Look, I hate to wreck your theory, but I was named six by my parents.

299
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000
Although not at first.

300
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000
 When I was born, I was christian zero.

301
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,000
 When I turned one, I was renamed to one.

302
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:52,000
 I was actually quite touching having my name as well as my age or my birthday cake and

303
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,000
 frosty blue eggs.

304
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:58,000
 I think if I believe that you can remember your first birthday, which I don't, what happened

305
00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,000
 to seven?

306
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000
 When I was six, my parents died in a plane crash.

307
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,000
 Taxi!

308
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:06,000
 We'll be in touch.

309
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:12,000
 I'm in love.

310
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000
 She's like a rose dipped in poison.

311
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,000
She sells herself better than anyone I've ever met.

312
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000
 I think there was some sexual tension that I was one at sexual tension.

313
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,000
 She's having a team work through the night to present the board tomorrow, and she said

314
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,000
 that they don't need until next week.

315
00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,000
 She lies right to my face.

316
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000
 Outrageous lies, and you know what?

317
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000
 I believe that she's trying to steal my dish.

318
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000
 She's fantastic!

319
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,000
 Yes.

320
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:35,000
 I wonder what a real name is.

321
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000
 Please leave the message at the top.

322
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,000
 Hey, Mom.

323
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000
 You'll never believe this.

324
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,000
A bitch and I did an Addison Cola company yesterday.

325
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:48,000
 Well, nothing's for sure yet, but they're having me present the board today.

326
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000
 Hi!

327
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000
 Hey!

328
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:57,000
 You would get a real cute guy with us.

329
00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000
 I mean, it's a whole room filled with rich executives.

330
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000
 All this thing made pitch-minded.

331
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,000
 Wish me luck.

332
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,000
 I wore a suit.

333
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000
 It's Pete.

334
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,000
 We're in later.

335
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000
 We will further develop our...

336
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000
 Yeah!

337
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:18,000
 We are prepared to go to all measures.

338
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:22,000
 However, as we move into the table.

339
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:27,000
 Sorry, I'm late.

340
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,000
 Traffic was toxic.

341
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:35,000
Chairman, gentlemen, may I present to you Mr. Skat?

342
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,000
 Creator fuck.

343
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000
 How's everybody doing?

344
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000
 Is Mr. Skat here one of our employees?

345
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000
 Well, actually, he is not yet.

346
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:46,000
 Sir, he is simply a contractor that I've brought in to help with some logistics.

347
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:50,000
 I hate the buster bubble, but we don't develop products that we don't own.

348
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,000
 Gentlemen, my partner, may have misled you.

349
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000
 See, Mr. Skat and I have co-developed fuck.

350
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,000
 And he is prepared to relinquish trademark rights for only $2 million.

351
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000
 To set me.

352
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000
Yes, Skat.

353
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000
 You're rich and famous.

354
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:14,000
 You did register that trademark didn't you?

355
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:26,000
 Thanks, hon.

356
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
 That's enough.

357
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000
 Hi.

358
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000
 Hi.

359
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000
 Hello.

360
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,000
 If I have a name for a new drink and I have been registered, I can do that through you, right?

361
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,000
 Oh, yes, dear.

362
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
 What's the name of your drink?

363
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000
 It's an F.

364
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000
 You.

365
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000
 Okay, okay.

366
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,000
 Oh,

367
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
 Fook?

368
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,000
 Okay, I'll just enter that machine here.

369
00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:02,000
 Fook, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck, puck.

370
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000
 I'm sorry.

371
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000
 That name's already been registered.

372
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
 Just this morning too.

373
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,000
 What?

374
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000
One person, but with two names.

375
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:17,000
 What's a real name?

376
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000
 One of her names is six.

377
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
 What's her other name?

378
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000
 Oh, one of the names is Peter Ang.

379
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:28,000
 And the other is sneaky Pete.

380
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
 That's kind of.

381
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:47,000
 Shit.

382
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
 Pick up, pick up.

383
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000
 Sneaky Pete.

384
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000
 Now it actually fucking makes sense.

385
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,000
 You asshole, you fucking asshole, I trusted you.

386
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000
 You think they want to stole an idea?

387
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000
 Pete?

388
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,000
 Nobody likes to lawsuit.

389
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,000
 Sixes in the stupid, you know, send a navigator these things.

390
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:05,000
I've already heard from her people, her legal department, thank you.

391
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:29,000
 [MUSIC]

392
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000
 Well, congratulations.

393
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:34,000
 You've just completed marketing 101.

394
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
 Hello.

395
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,000
 Hello.

396
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000
 Good evening, Mr.

397
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
 Necker.

398
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
 Where's this?

399
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
 Have some good news for you, Mr. Becker.

400
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000
 I'm going with that baby.

401
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,000
 You're the winner of the Comtel Ring in the Savings Draw.

402
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:51,000
 It's time to give you three big months of our crystal clear long distance service at 20%

403
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
 off, regular low price.

404
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
 Isn't that incredible?

405
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,000
 Yeah.

406
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
I'm not interested in any of you.

407
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
 And that's not all.

408
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:01,000
 If you sign up for our dial up internet access plan, you can be surfing breakneck speeds

409
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,000
 for the jaw dropping price of 1999.

410
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
 We have a credit card, Mr. Becker.

411
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:13,000
 I think it goes on when the light is on my side.

412
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:19,000
 Love reveals itself to me, then I'm here.

413
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:24,000
 Yes, I can.

414
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:28,000
 I could be sipping free.

415
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,000
 Every garden can grow.

416
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:36,000
 Every mountain for my smile.

417
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
 Select yourself though.

418
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:44,000
 Is your mouth full wide when you're tired?

419
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000
 And you turn.

420
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000
Human comedy seems filled with misery.

421
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000
 Then you can.

422
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,000
 Yes, you can.

423
00:17:55,000 --> 00:18:00,000
 Honey, I just saw your drink this afternoon in the soda machine at the tennis club.

424
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:04,000
 And Jenna, you know Jenna, Sophie's mother.

425
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:09,000
 Anyway, while I overheard her telling her friends, 'cause she just loves her good luck.

426
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,000
 I realized she was talking about you.

427
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
 You drink?

428
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000
 I'm just so proud of you.

429
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:19,000
 Then keep my love, honey, and in quantum in everything you're doing, huh?

430
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
 One thing to.

431
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
 Bye-bye.

432
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:26,000
 Yes, I can.

433
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,000
 Yes, I can.

434
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:34,000
We can be set for free.

435
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:38,000
 Just have a guilty week and another fee.

436
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:43,000
 We can be set for free.

437
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:50,000
 Scott.

438
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:55,000
 You look, um, how are you?

439
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000
 Yeah, I'm good.

440
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
 I'm great.

441
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
 Thank you.

442
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000
 Good.

443
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
 Good.

444
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
 Very good.

445
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
 Fuck.

446
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000
 Hmm?

447
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
 Yeah, they're great.

448
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
 They're fantastic.

449
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:16,000
 I feel like what you do with the carbonation.

450
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:23,000
 You put a disclaimer on the bottom of the can.

451
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000
 Yeah, so.

452
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:30,000
 I, uh, wondered about how you might be doing.

453
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
 Fantastic.

454
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:36,000
 I mean, you mean the trademark, then?

455
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
 That's business, you know?

456
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:45,000
But I've got so much going on that, um, didn't.

457
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:49,000
 How's it doing?

458
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:54,000
 Number one energy drink in the nation.

459
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000
 Wow.

460
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
 That's fantastic.

461
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
 I mean, congratulations.

462
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:03,000
 That's huge.

463
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
 Wasn't really mean.

464
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000
 Hey, six.

465
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,000
 Let's go.

466
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,000
 She's waiting.

467
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
 It's got a big surprise for you.

468
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:18,000
 Okay.

469
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:25,000
 Oh.

470
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:33,000
 [MUSIC]

471
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
 So from my left, my school.

472
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:40,600
 Mr. P, would like to firstly thank everyone in this room for all of their hard work and

473
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,600
 termination during the summer fuck campaign.

474
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,600
Gentlemen, we are once again projected at number one.

475
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:50,600
 [APPLAUSE]

476
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:57,400
 Now, now, Mr. Pete would like to personally extend his warmest congratulations to Miss

477
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,400
 Six.

478
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,600
 After all, this was her baby.

479
00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:05,600
 But you can rest assured Miss Six with Pete Fathering the fuck campaign from here on out.

480
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:09,600
 Your baby is in good hands.

481
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:13,600
 Hopefully, the classic campaign won't be too much work for you.

482
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:17,600
 [MUSIC]

483
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:25,600
 [LAUGHTER]

484
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,600
 What was that?

485
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,600
 My baby's shot.

486
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,600
 You're not.

487
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,600
 No shit.

488
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,600
 I'm taking off a fuck.

489
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,600
I'm stuck with babies to the adding classics.

490
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,600
 What?

491
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,600
 Seeing your management loves to be key people.

492
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,600
 Anyone else is terrified of them.

493
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,600
 So I'm stuck implementing a 15 year old campaign.

494
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:46,600
 Fuck you, man.

495
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,600
 I'm replacing the campaign with something better, much better.

496
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,600
 What's that?

497
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,600
 Ideas are my strengths, Scott.

498
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,600
 My strengths are development management negotiation which clearly you don't have or

499
00:21:56,600 --> 00:22:03,600
 I'll see if they were $2 million right now, wouldn't you?

500
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,600
 You got another fucking you.

501
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,600
I'm a baby.

502
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,600
 Right.

503
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,600
 I shouldn't have asked them.

504
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:09,600
 Sure you're busy.

505
00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,600
 So we'd be working together.

506
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,600
 Yes.

507
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,600
 Having lunch together.

508
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,600
 Possibly.

509
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,600
 Living together.

510
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:16,600
 Yeah.

511
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,600
 No.

512
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,600
 Why would we be living together?

513
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,600
 I need to play state.

514
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,600
 I don't have any furniture at my play state.

515
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,600
 Oh, lo and you, mattress.

516
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,600
 These are almost up.

517
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,600
 This is only for five days.

518
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,600
 Why?

519
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,600
 Because if any new production is going to make it in time for someone they need to

520
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,600
 buy the end of the week.

521
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:30,600
So you're asking me to come with an entire advertising campaign for adding classics

522
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:31,600
 in five days?

523
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,600
 No.

524
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,600
 That would be a waste of time.

525
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,600
 I'm up with an entire advertising campaign for fuck.

526
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,600
 I want to beat Pete.

527
00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,600
 Come on.

528
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,600
 What's worse that can happen?

529
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,600
 You don't think of anything and you go back to your other work?

530
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,600
 I--

531
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:53,600
 I'm definitely saying your place.

532
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,600
 I live in Times Square with my girlfriend.

533
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,600
 Tina doesn't like men.

534
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,600
 At all.

535
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,600
 Where are you smiling?

536
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:15,600
This is what it feels like to be the guy you need.

537
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,600
 You can have this sofa.

538
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,600
 Not a bed.

539
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,600
 Pillows are subject to availability.

540
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:21,600
 Sure.

541
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,600
 And you do not wander into rooms you knock.

542
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,600
 Of course.

543
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,600
 I must importantly, you leave the outdoor and the seat down.

544
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,600
 I mean, I'll be able to draw that.

545
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,600
 Then I hope you can hold it.

546
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,600
 He's a sting-shoe.

547
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,600
 I think a pancake is appropriate.

548
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:37,600
 This is exciting.

549
00:23:37,600 --> 00:23:39,600
 I feel-- I feel good about this.

550
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:40,600
 Five days, though.

551
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,600
 Isn't that good in it close?

552
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:43,600
 Whatever.

553
00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:44,600
Probably stretch it up.

554
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,600
 Loose deadline, right?

555
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,600
 You can do this.

556
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,600
 I'll assign a team once you get the hang of things.

557
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,600
 Relief some of your stress.

558
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,600
 What kind of like you do not fuck?

559
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,600
 [DOOR CLOSES]

560
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:19,600
 Is this it?

561
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,600
 [DOOR CLOSES]

562
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:37,600
 Are you going to say it?

563
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:42,600
 You're clearly not a lesbian.

564
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,600
 What?

565
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,600
 All right.

566
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,600
 We leave for work at seven.

567
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,600
 I'll wait you at six.

568
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,600
 Yeah.

569
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:50,600
 It's got that word.

570
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,600
 Even outside of work?

571
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,600
 There is no outside of work.

572
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,600
 [DOOR CLOSES]

573
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,600
 Shit.

574
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,600
 Shit.

575
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,600
 A major breakfast.

576
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,600
 Wow.

577
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,600
I never would have picked you for a woman who would cook for a man.

578
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,600
 Why not?

579
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,600
 Because of the sexism.

580
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:29,600
 You're trying to be sensitive?

581
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:30,600
 I have a sense.

582
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,600
 So what, according to you, a woman aren't allowed to cook for men?

583
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,600
 You know, reversing the gender stereotype doesn't eliminate it.

584
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,600
 If you weren't sexy, she wouldn't care a major breakfast.

585
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,600
 All right.

586
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,600
 No, no.

587
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,600
 Okay.

588
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,600
 I'm sorry.

589
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,600
 Thank you.

590
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,600
 Appreciate it, six.

591
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,600
 You like him fluffy?

592
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,600
 I made him fluffy.

593
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,600
 I love fluffy.

594
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:56,600
Eat quickly, leave him 20.

595
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:01,600
 Quicker.

596
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:09,600
 In marketing 482, product-related ability, you learn to analyze love, longing and desire,

597
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,600
 as if it were a tool to sell a product.

598
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:19,600
 As far as we know, it's a stimulation of the brain's ventral-tagmental area and codate nucleus.

599
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,600
 These areas are also involved in major purchasing decisions.

600
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:28,600
 So a lot of research is going into how to trigger them directly with the fragrance, for example.

601
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:31,600
 Or particular sequence of notes.

602
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:40,600
The ultimate goal, of course, is a method of making any given person fall hopelessly in love with any given product.

603
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:45,600
 We haven't figured that out yet, but we're getting there.

604
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:50,600
 We're getting there.

605
00:26:50,600 --> 00:27:03,600
 Signing in the subcontractor.

606
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,600
 Today?

607
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,600
 Yeah.

608
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:35,600
 No, it's not fucking alright.

609
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:40,600
 It's not fucking alright at all.

610
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,600
 We want 50k on that minimum.

611
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,600
 You can't get ugly-looking freeze for under 50k.

612
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,600
 I spent hours going through the castle.

613
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,600
 Fuck it back.

614
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:55,600
 This is my office.

615
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,600
 No.

616
00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,600
 That is your office.

617
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:22,600
Oh, and by the way, if anyone asks you're consulting on an Addie classics campaign.

618
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,600
 So you're the new chat?

619
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:26,600
 Excuse me?

620
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:31,600
 Word of advice?

621
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,600
 None.

622
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:56,600
 [Music]

623
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,600
 Is Kat, don't do that.

624
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:00,600
 Do you feel important, but you look pompous?

625
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,600
 That is quite a control complex you've got there.

626
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,600
 I know that you enjoy psycho analyzing me, but not everything I do reveals my inner-mo-seeker feelings.

627
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,600
 Sometimes I'm just trying to prevent you from embarrassing us.

628
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,600
 You need a little leadership.

629
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,600
 Oh.

630
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,600
That's leadership.

631
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,600
 What about your inability to accept anyone else's point of view?

632
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,600
 Focus.

633
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,600
 That's focus.

634
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,600
 Your paranoia?

635
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,600
 Business, Abby.

636
00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,600
 Obsessive needs to know everything that's going on.

637
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,600
 Organizational skills.

638
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:28,600
 Aggressiveness.

639
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:32,600
 [Music]

640
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:33,600
 Okay.

641
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:37,600
 This means we're moving up to three o'clock at two o'clock, but that's fine.

642
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,600
 We can move to two o'clock.

643
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,600
 That's the old two o'clock, two o'clock.

644
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:46,600
 [Music]

645
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:47,600
 Mr. B.

646
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,600
 Mr. Peep.

647
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,600
 Mr. Peep.

648
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,600
 This is Kat.

649
00:29:55,600 --> 00:30:00,600
A contractor I brought in to help with some campaign logistics.

650
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:05,600
 Marketing 545, creating and sustaining competitive advantage in the workplace.

651
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:12,600
 With rivalry, always comes motivation to succeed.

652
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:18,600
 So, what do we have?

653
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,600
 Okay.

654
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:26,600
 [Music]

655
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:51,600
 [Music]

656
00:30:51,600 --> 00:31:01,600
 I know that some creative people can find pressure counter-productive, but the more I was

657
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,600
 Friday.

658
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,600
 What happens if I can't think of anything?

659
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:10,600
 I mean, can't really brush this sort of thing, you know?

660
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:19,600
 I have faith in you.

661
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,600
 All right.

662
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,600
Okay, well, this needs more work, but tell me what you think.

663
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:27,600
 Okay, so we open on a beach.

664
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,600
 All right, for all, continue your son,

665
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,600
 Bikini's, then the shot of falls over them.

666
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,600
 They turn and there's this gigantic beach ball.

667
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,600
 I mean, 100 feet tall, right?

668
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:41,600
 And as it rolls towards them, they run and they scream and they...

669
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,600
 What?

670
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:44,600
 How does that sell the product?

671
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:45,600
 It's just cool.

672
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,600
 We don't need just cool, Scott.

673
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,600
 We need brilliant.

674
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:52,600
 They're gonna fire me, Scott.

675
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:56,600
I canceled the old campaign already.

676
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,600
 It's too late to go back.

677
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:07,600
 Pete put me in charge of my name, reprocessing procedure, so I just cancelled it.

678
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:11,600
 So, unless you come up with something brilliant, by six o'clock tomorrow afternoon,

679
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,600
 Addie will have no summer campaign for a fuck and will both be fired.

680
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,600
 Not in a cool way.

681
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,600
 Not dramatically.

682
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:22,600
 We'll just clean out our desk and go home.

683
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:30,600
 You'll catch a bus back to your furniture-free apartment and disappear.

684
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:46,600
 [Music]

685
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,600
 Business 402.

686
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:51,600
Valuable relationships and synergies.

687
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:56,600
 How to cultivate a valuable partnership than recognize when you're being leveraged unfairly.

688
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,600
 [Music]

689
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:03,600
 Sketch has happened to be sick that week.

690
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:09,600
 [Music]

691
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,600
 You can come up with the world's greatest ad in the less than 12 hours.

692
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,600
 Really, you think so.

693
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,600
 Because I gotta say, at this point I think it's more likely that I'm not.

694
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,600
 It would be irresponsible if me as your manager to put that excess pressure on you.

695
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:25,600
 This is an excess pressure.

696
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,600
This feels like excess pressure.

697
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:30,600
 It's simple, scat.

698
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,600
 Yield results.

699
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,600
 Keep your chance.

700
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:33,600
 Why do you have to go make me breakfast?

701
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:34,600
 And then just turn adult.

702
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,600
 You don't have to grab a bumble.

703
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:37,600
 You never have.

704
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:38,600
 I feel you-

705
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,600
 You're throwing a tantrum.

706
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,600
 Well then, you shouldn't have made me breakfast.

707
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,600
 I'm gonna click on my own execution.

708
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,600
 You knew it was impossible, but you still had the nerve.

709
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:46,600
 You know what?

710
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:47,600
 This isn't even about drama.

711
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,600
 This is about basic respect and human decency.

712
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:50,600
And you don't.

713
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,600
 [Music]

714
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,600
 You can do this.

715
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,600
 [Music]

716
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,600
 You can do this.

717
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,600
 [Music]

718
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,600
 [Music]

719
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,600
 [Music]

720
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:18,600
 It only takes an 18th of a second for a synapse in your brain to trigger a thought.

721
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:22,600
 Or a million dollar idea.

722
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:26,600
 [Music]

723
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:32,600
 [Music]

724
00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:36,600
 [Music]

725
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,600
 [Music]

726
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,600
 [Music]

727
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:48,600
 [Music]

728
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,600
 [Music]

729
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,600
 What do you got?

730
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:56,600
 [Music]

731
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,600
 Here's how to spot the difference between art and marketing.

732
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,600
 Marketing starts with an unfilled need in the marketplace and figures out how to plug it.

733
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,600
 Art on the other hand starts with the idea.

734
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,600
Figuring how to sell it comes later, if at all.

735
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,600
 This way makes better stuff.

736
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,600
 A lot of time, there's no market for it.

737
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:16,600
 This way makes more money, but a lot of the time the idea sucks.

738
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,600
 Because you can't force ideas to turn up when you need them.

739
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,600
 They just do.

740
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,600
 Or they don't.

741
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:28,600
 I've got nothing.

742
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,600
 [Music]

743
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,600
 What?

744
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:40,600
 [Music]

745
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,600
 [Music]

746
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:48,600
 [Music]

747
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,600
 You just flushed me down before you.

748
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:54,600
 I don't know, maybe we should have gone with that.

749
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,600
 No, stupid idea, just like our year, there's stupid idea.

750
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,600
Hey, your company made two million dollars for one of those stupid ideas.

751
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,600
 Because I sold it to you.

752
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,600
 You know what?

753
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,600
 This is not cool.

754
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:05,600
 This is not cool.

755
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,600
 Fuck!

756
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:07,600
 Fuck!

757
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,600
 Fuck!

758
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,600
 Just gotta cut it out.

759
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:14,600
 This is not acceptable for theotamplers, but other places.

760
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:19,600
 [Music]

761
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,600
 [Music]

762
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,600
 Ah!

763
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:23,600
 Don't do that.

764
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,600
 I'm not going back to that life where everything was annoying and boring and sucked.

765
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:28,600
 I'm not.

766
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,600
 It's not people actually get killed doing that.

767
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,600
 [Music]

768
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:39,600
 [Music]

769
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,600
 Scat.

770
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,600
 Scat.

771
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:42,600
 Scat.

772
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:43,600
 Scat.

773
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:44,600
 Scat.

774
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,600
Scat.

775
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,600
 Scat.

776
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,600
 Scat.

777
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,600
 Scat.

778
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,600
 Scat.

779
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:50,600
 Scat.

780
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,600
 Scat.

781
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,600
 Scat.

782
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,600
 Scat.

783
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,600
 Scat.

784
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:59,600
 [Music]

785
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,600
 [Music]

786
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:08,600
 Here, 12 Americans lost their lives while trying to steal from vending machines.

787
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:10,600
 Wouldn't you die for a fuck?

788
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,600
 Holy crap.

789
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:14,600
 Did they just bite?

790
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,600
 They bought it.

791
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,600
 What's wrong with you?

792
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,600
 What?

793
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:20,600
 You're excited.

794
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:21,600
 No, I'm right.

795
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,600
 Guess who are, you're excited.

796
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,600
 I'm finding you very attractive for now.

797
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:30,600
 Really?

798
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:36,440
 [INAUDIBLE]

799
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:59,280
 So?

800
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,280
 Over it now.

801
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,280
 [APPLAUSE]

802
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:16,280
 Can I have everyone's attention, please?

803
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:21,380
 Thank you.

804
00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:24,520
Mr. Peep would like to congratulate Ms. Six and Mr. Scott

805
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,120
 on the new campaign.

806
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,680
 This is exactly the type of initiative

807
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,760
 that Mr. Peep likes to foster a new product.

808
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,440
 So well done.

809
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:39,440
 By the way, I am Mr. Peep's new personal assistants.

810
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,960
 My name is three.

811
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:48,280
 That's my image.

812
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,280
 Stone my image.

813
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,320
 Come on, you're twice the woman she is.

814
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,320
 That's my image.

815
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,400
 She's three plus.

816
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:55,920
 Are you talking?

817
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,560
 Do you know how long it took me to develop that?

818
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,640
 Three.

819
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,000
 That's not even right.

820
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,800
 Three.

821
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,200
I was at him and I was supposed to meet.

822
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,120
 What's six suppose?

823
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:15,960
 Six.

824
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:17,240
 Scott.

825
00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,120
 Mr. Peep wanted to know that even though what happened yesterday

826
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,920
 was an unforgivable and despicable form of sabotage,

827
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,760
 there are no hard feelings.

828
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,000
 Mr. Peep's only concern is the outcome of his company.

829
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,160
 And we're going to work really hard to make sure

830
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,960
 that this new campaign of yours doesn't turn into a total

831
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,920
 disaster that consumes both of your careers.

832
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:37,520
 Understand?

833
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:43,480
 Interesting look.

834
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,160
Make sure that security doesn't see you up here.

835
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:47,920
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

836
00:39:47,920 --> 00:40:03,920
 Fuck.

837
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,640
 How was that?

838
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:06,840
 Six, check it out.

839
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,120
 We got the dailies back from the studio.

840
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:11,000
 Not bad, Scott.

841
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,200
 Is that all I like that?

842
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,000
 Not bad at all.

843
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:14,840
 I thought you were.

844
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:15,840
 Both fucking sex.

845
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,560
 Sex.

846
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,200
 I'm not spot.

847
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:19,360
 Seriously, yeah.

848
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,360
 OK, just a story about my little teeny.

849
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,840
 What's that his name?

850
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:23,840
 He was a fucking sick.

851
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,840
 Let me ask you something.

852
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,720
 And I know that this is super personal,

853
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:34,280
but I was just kind of wondering, why do you like six so much?

854
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,880
 Is it because you like to push around?

855
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:37,840
 No, of course not.

856
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,560
 Oh, maybe that's part of it.

857
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,400
 You know it's not real, right?

858
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,160
 You know there's not one thing genuine about her.

859
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:46,920
 You know that she's not even a real lesbian, right?

860
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,040
 Yeah, of course I know.

861
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:52,240
 We could have saved me some embarrassment.

862
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,480
 Scott, there is nothing real about her.

863
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,480
 She's just in it.

864
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,720
 Why do you check with yourself to her?

865
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:04,200
 I think he'll take care of you.

866
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,000
It's all up.

867
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,880
 You don't know six at all.

868
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:32,360
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

869
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:32,960
 It's cold tonight.

870
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,800
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

871
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,720
 So you should sleep with me.

872
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:43,760
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

873
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:48,040
 Standard Vegas tortilla's seven minutes long.

874
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:52,760
 The woman should remove her top at the four minute mark.

875
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,240
 At six minutes, she should be naked with the exception

876
00:41:56,240 --> 00:41:58,800
 of an optional frog.

877
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:01,560
 Beginner's mistake is to get naked too fast,

878
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:03,360
 thinking that's what the audience is there for.

879
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,160
 It's not sex.

880
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,000
 It's biology.

881
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,640
 Sex appeal is marketing.

882
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:19,440
It's not the naked body that's exciting.

883
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:23,520
 It's a possibility.

884
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,840
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

885
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:33,720
 That's your side.

886
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:33,920
 Right?

887
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:34,960
 You stay on that side.

888
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,400
 And this is my side.

889
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,840
 There's a little need for overlap.

890
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:45,920
 And don't fidget.

891
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:49,080
 You have a tendency to fidget some taunts.

892
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,720
 Don't do that.

893
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,520
 OK.

894
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,800
 Skat, that word.

895
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:56,160
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

896
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:16,280
 Oh, what was that?

897
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,480
 How do you think you're doing?

898
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,560
 I'm kissing you.

899
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:19,600
 You're making a little woman.

900
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,000
 You invited me to bed.

901
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,520
 Can't ever take me for granted.

902
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:27,440
 What am I doing here?

903
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,280
I don't know.

904
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:30,320
 What do you care about me?

905
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:31,520
 I don't know.

906
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:32,240
 Be honest with me.

907
00:43:32,240 --> 00:43:35,240
 Do you care about me?

908
00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:36,840
 Look, I'm begging you six.

909
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,200
 I'm begging you just to be honest with me.

910
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,640
 And give me one clear sign.

911
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:48,760
 Look, I like you.

912
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:58,760
 I need to know if you feel anything for me.

913
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,600
 Or if I'm just some naive one that you're

914
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:01,600
 using to get what you want.

915
00:44:01,600 --> 00:44:12,040
 You're more than a naive one.

916
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:17,040
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

917
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:26,600
 No, I'm doing Boston.

918
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:28,680
 I thought you were doing New York.

919
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,000
 No, sneaky Pete is doing New York.

920
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,400
He's doing Letterman.

921
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:34,840
 It doesn't even speak.

922
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,200
 I guess I'll just do Seattle and come home.

923
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:39,200
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

924
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:44,200
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

925
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,840
 And when are you coming home?

926
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:50,200
 Well, I guess in two days.

927
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,200
 Hurry.

928
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,200
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

929
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,200
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

930
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:20,200
 Hello?

931
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:25,200
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

932
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,200
 Uh-huh.

933
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:32,200
 Yeah.

934
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:36,200
 Will you be very good with the statement?

935
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,200
 How do you feel about this little state of the state?

936
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,200
 What do you want to know about that question?

937
00:45:40,200 --> 00:45:41,720
 A community is in mourning.

938
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,720
 And there's talked tonight of an investigation

939
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,600
after a vending machine to do their autopsy.

940
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,600
 I remember in the freshman who attended Holly Drive.

941
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,600
 I was very well thought.

942
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:50,800
 Yeah, I didn't think anything of it until I looked over.

943
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:51,920
 They're really too care.

944
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:54,800
 Behind me, you can see an incredible display of cars,

945
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:56,960
 and scammers, Chris E. Bannies, says

946
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,960
 that about 40 students have taken advantage

947
00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:01,320
 of the grief counseling at the school.

948
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,080
 Some have even had to go home.

949
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,080
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

950
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:10,080
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

951
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:14,080
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

952
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:39,000
You ever stop to think about the people

953
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
 that we manipulate?

954
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
 And they're wanting something so badly.

955
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:49,480
 They do anything for a goddamn energy drink.

956
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:50,560
 And for what?

957
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:51,060
 I mean, why?

958
00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:58,760
 Why do you do this?

959
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:02,000
 Is there anything genuine about you, about what you do?

960
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:07,360
 Do you feel important?

961
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,640
 Do you feel empowered?

962
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,920
 Is that it?

963
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,480
 What happens when you go home and get in the bed?

964
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:15,520
 And realize that you're no one.

965
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:24,080
 And you look at me with those stupid, sexy eyes.

966
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:26,240
 Fuck.

967
00:47:26,240 --> 00:47:28,600
 And I just want to know you.

968
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,960
It's things I just want to know you.

969
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,400
 That's all I've ever wanted.

970
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,400
 It's to know you.

971
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:36,400
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

972
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,400
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

973
00:47:38,400 --> 00:48:01,800
 You could say that Parker Mean was typical.

974
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,680
 He played basketball.

975
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:07,200
 He got passing grades.

976
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:12,120
 He hoped one day to become an architect like his father.

977
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,680
 But that dream is gone.

978
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,360
 It's snuffed out.

979
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:21,400
 Because like so many typical teenagers, Parker decided

980
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:26,520
 to try something that he saw on TV.

981
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,840
 I'm telling a vision, a falling adi machine.

982
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,920
 Doesn't seem like it would hurt it.

983
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,200
In fact, it seems almost funny.

984
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:38,440
 But Parker tragically discovered that life is not always

985
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,440
 like it is on TV.

986
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:45,840
 Would anyone care to share a few words?

987
00:48:45,840 --> 00:49:00,840
 I would.

988
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:01,440
 Yes, please.

989
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:02,440
 Come on.

990
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,440
 It's coming.

991
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,440
 It's coming.

992
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,440
 It's getting--

993
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:06,440
 It's getting--

994
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,440
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

995
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:17,080
 I used to think that it didn't matter.

996
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:23,360
 I was so lost with what we could do that I never

997
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,080
 considered whether we should.

998
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,800
 It's a great power that we wield.

999
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,000
 It's a great and terrible power.

1000
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:36,880
 Maybe we've forgotten that one basic truth.

1001
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:46,760
The power requires responsibility.

1002
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,800
 I don't know.

1003
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,680
 Maybe a marker is of a lost our way.

1004
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:53,680
 You know, I'm--

1005
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,680
 It's good.

1006
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:55,680
 Look at how you do it.

1007
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,520
 Come on.

1008
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,520
 What?

1009
00:49:57,520 --> 00:50:00,360
 All these people will be awfully attractive to you.

1010
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:02,440
 I saw the blondies in my ear at that.

1011
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,760
 And I'm pretty sure that Bernad and the end

1012
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,960
 right there was in the adios of a campaign.

1013
00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:08,280
 Scanspin were actors.

1014
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:14,280
 Come on.

1015
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,240
 That brick is everything all right.

1016
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:21,960
 Parker, me and--

1017
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,920
 is not dead.

1018
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,280
 Son, no, no, no.

1019
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,120
 Get up.

1020
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,680
It's time to start getting it.

1021
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:29,520
 It's bank.

1022
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:30,320
 It's marketing.

1023
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:38,760
 Aha!

1024
00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:39,840
 You see?

1025
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,400
 Do you see?

1026
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:42,360
 I told you.

1027
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:43,360
 Shit.

1028
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,880
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1029
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,880
 You see.

1030
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:46,880
 I didn't remember.

1031
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,280
 Occasionally, just occasionally, your company

1032
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,720
 will be caught in a lie.

1033
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,880
 It's not good.

1034
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:59,360
 If possible, immediately fire somebody expendable and publicly

1035
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,200
 apologize.

1036
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,400
 If not, you got to stick to the lie.

1037
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:08,600
 Remember, perception is reality.

1038
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:10,360
 Yes, that looked bad.

1039
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:16,120
 Look, man.

1040
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,600
 We've spent $400 million on our image this year.

1041
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:23,120
And your boy goes on television, tips over a coffin, pulls

1042
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,200
 out of mannequin and shakes it.

1043
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,800
 Yes, we know that this is a PR disaster.

1044
00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:30,360
 And we know we need a scapegoat, but let's

1045
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:33,600
 be very clear as to who that scapegoat should be.

1046
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:34,920
 This whole debacle is deliberately

1047
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,400
 arranged by sneaky Pete.

1048
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,080
 Let's not go accusing people without evidence.

1049
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,280
 OK, we have absolutely no proof.

1050
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:49,200
 Gentlemen, I am confident that an event this expensive

1051
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,840
 can be traced to is expensive count.

1052
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,400
Well, I don't know enough about marketing

1053
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,480
 to speculate on Mr. Pete's motives.

1054
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,440
 But if it's true, then I would feel fairly confident

1055
00:51:57,440 --> 00:51:59,040
 that it was part of strummed the situation.

1056
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:00,040
 No, I'm clear.

1057
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,040
 That it was part of the situation.

1058
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:01,880
 It's very clear.

1059
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:03,360
 That it was part of the situation.

1060
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,440
 And then this episode was underhanded a temp by sneaky Pete

1061
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,200
 to discredit a colleague and the Addison will not tolerate

1062
00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:14,280
 such behavior and that he has been fired.

1063
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,520
 I mean, how else would we explain it?

1064
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:20,080
Say that Scott went temporarily and saying.

1065
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,960
 OK, the real question here is, who

1066
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:24,120
 would you rather have running your marketing department?

1067
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,200
 Someone with integrity or someone who

1068
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:30,640
 will do anything to get to the top no matter what the cost?

1069
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,720
 Which, Scott, will also do.

1070
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,480
 But with integrity.

1071
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,320
 Scott is very new here.

1072
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,000
 I am not.

1073
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,000
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1074
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:56,000
 You had to open the coffin.

1075
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,400
 Hope you and Pete live happily ever after.

1076
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,200
 You have no idea what you're talking about.

1077
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:06,520
 I guess I am not naive more on, huh?

1078
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:12,440
Thanks for your loyalty, 6.

1079
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:13,120
 I appreciate it.

1080
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:17,840
 No idea what you're talking about.

1081
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:30,680
 This is your last year's press 1-3-1st-new message.

1082
00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:35,560
 We need to pay $2.50 per hour.

1083
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,760
 6.

1084
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,360
 It really is so clever.

1085
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:39,600
 6.

1086
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:39,800
 6.

1087
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,600
 6.

1088
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:43,040
 Look, I just have one question for you.

1089
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:45,400
 Do you do making breakfast, Tom?

1090
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,600
 And you guys a team now?

1091
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,160
 You and Pete, screw you.

1092
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:49,800
 I miss you.

1093
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:56,520
 Come on, Rick's over.

1094
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:58,200
 You're far beneath your health.

1095
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,200
 We're only five to seven.

1096
00:53:59,200 --> 00:53:59,720
 We're in the touch.

1097
00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,720
 We need to sit.

1098
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:04,160
 We're on your right.

1099
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:07,520
We've got the weeping clown of the meatpacking district.

1100
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:08,080
 The old--

1101
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:08,920
 All the woe.

1102
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:12,920
 What's yours used to come out here and weep for the slaughter

1103
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:13,880
 of their killing?

1104
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:19,520
 Two hours here, four weeks.

1105
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:20,040
 Heads up.

1106
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,040
 It's for just the issue.

1107
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:22,880
 I don't know why.

1108
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:23,880
 It goes on, man.

1109
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:27,840
 I'm just a magnet for a young young women.

1110
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:31,200
 Exactly how young.

1111
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:32,200
 Thanks.

1112
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:45,760
 I will not get drawn into this review again.

1113
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:46,400
 It is fuck.

1114
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:46,880
 It's about now.

1115
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:47,360
 It's fuck.

1116
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,120
 It's about now.

1117
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,480
 That's where everybody's calling it.

1118
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:51,440
It's not going to do a fool.

1119
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:52,720
 It's not Swedish.

1120
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,360
 Not fool.

1121
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,560
 It's fuck.

1122
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,560
 Fuck.

1123
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:57,800
 He looked taller on TV.

1124
00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,920
 I always do.

1125
00:54:58,920 --> 00:54:59,920
 What's with the rickshaw?

1126
00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:00,720
 What?

1127
00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:03,400
 [SPEAKING SPANISH]

1128
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:06,960
 Hi, when he's cross promotion, rickshaw.

1129
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:08,080
 The petticap?

1130
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,240
 Yeah.

1131
00:55:09,240 --> 00:55:10,600
 Wickshaw.

1132
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,680
 Research, right?

1133
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:14,440
 For a new campaign?

1134
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,240
 Who are you?

1135
00:55:15,240 --> 00:55:18,160
 We are not a liberty to reveal our employer, Mr. Scott.

1136
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:22,040
 But we can say they turned over $18.4 billion

1137
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,480
 last year.

1138
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,480
 Zefko.

1139
00:55:26,480 --> 00:55:27,840
 It's too specific.

1140
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:45,840
 Guys, Mr. Scott, we just want to talk.

1141
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:46,480
 Just talk.

1142
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:57,480
It's not bad.

1143
00:55:57,480 --> 00:55:59,480
 It's not bad.

1144
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:00,480
 I guess no.

1145
00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:01,480
 I can't say no.

1146
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:05,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1147
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:09,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1148
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:13,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1149
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:17,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1150
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:21,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1151
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:25,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1152
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:27,480
 No.

1153
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:29,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1154
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:33,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1155
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:37,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1156
00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:05,480
 Research.

1157
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:09,480
 Let's talk straight.

1158
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:11,480
 Zefko doesn't know what you were doing with that funeral

1159
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,480
 stunt, but whatever it was.

1160
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,480
 It was brilliant because everyone's talking about it.

1161
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:16,480
 Here's the thing.

1162
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,480
 You know, we have great marketing already.

1163
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:21,080
You know, all these competitions and giveaways.

1164
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,080
 You know, we have excellent execution.

1165
00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:24,080
 I know.

1166
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,680
 Yes.

1167
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,880
 Look, we need to beat adding.

1168
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:32,280
 And we were doing just fine until guess who comes along?

1169
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:33,680
 Sneaky Pete.

1170
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,280
 The inventor of fuck.

1171
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,280
 Fuck.

1172
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:36,680
 Fuck.

1173
00:57:36,680 --> 00:57:37,480
 You know about fuck.

1174
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:38,480
 Yeah.

1175
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:39,360
 Yeah, no, about fuck.

1176
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:41,280
 The drink is genius.

1177
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,600
 Naturally, we immediately tried to poach, Mr. Pete.

1178
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:46,840
 But since he turned us down, here we are.

1179
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:50,960
 We feel you have the potential to be the next Sneaky Pete.

1180
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:56,360
Now we know you worked with him on the dive for a fuck campaign.

1181
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,200
 You were a fuck.

1182
00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,560
 You were clearly a fuck.

1183
00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:02,360
 You were clearly a team at the funeral.

1184
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:03,160
 Right?

1185
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,960
 And now there's so, you know, gorilla.

1186
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:10,080
 Mark, you know, with the rickshaw as a genius genius.

1187
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:11,080
 Genius.

1188
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:16,560
 It speaks volumes to us that Mr. Pete, trust you as much as he does.

1189
00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:18,160
 Volumes.

1190
00:58:18,160 --> 00:58:26,520
 And we have been empowered by the CEO to hire you right now.

1191
00:58:26,520 --> 00:58:27,680
 OK, look.

1192
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:28,960
 We get it.

1193
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:29,960
 You're happy at it.

1194
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:30,960
 I'm not happy at it.

1195
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:31,960
 I'm not even happy.

1196
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:32,960
I'm not even happy.

1197
00:58:32,960 --> 00:58:34,960
 I'm not even happy.

1198
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:39,360
 We're hoping that our ridiculous salary package might change your mind.

1199
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:40,360
 Exactly how it occurs.

1200
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:47,560
 I think it's a very ridiculous.

1201
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:49,360
 [LAUGHTER]

1202
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:50,360
 Proportracy.

1203
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,360
 [LAUGHTER]

1204
00:58:53,360 --> 00:59:02,360
 It's a great opportunity.

1205
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,360
 Yeah.

1206
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:07,360
 It's a lot of money.

1207
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:14,360
 What was your real name?

1208
00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,360
 Six.

1209
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:17,360
 Ugh.

1210
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:26,360
 We have 62 direct line employees, water, sparkling.

1211
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,360
 Not including the call center.

1212
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:29,360
 Scat.

1213
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,360
 Six.

1214
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:31,360
 Charles.

1215
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:32,360
 Bucky.

1216
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:35,360
 Your personal bathroom is right through there.

1217
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,360
 What is this?

1218
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,360
We need to get this.

1219
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:39,360
 No, no, no.

1220
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,360
 This is not the main.

1221
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:42,360
 I thought we'd probably have that.

1222
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:43,360
 Excuse me.

1223
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:46,360
 Your remaining budget is $200 million.

1224
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:52,360
 Your office.

1225
00:59:52,360 --> 01:00:08,360
 What do you think?

1226
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:09,360
 It'll do.

1227
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:11,360
 I appreciate you're coming on so quickly.

1228
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,360
 We need you.

1229
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,360
 Of course, we're happy to be here.

1230
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,360
 You don't understand.

1231
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,360
 You gotta help me.

1232
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,360
 I have stock options.

1233
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,360
 We're very committed to making this work.

1234
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,360
 Let me ask you something.

1235
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:23,360
 How do you feel about attack marketing?

1236
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:25,360
I know there's some potential for backlash,

1237
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,360
 but in a basic duopoly like this, diluting their USB

1238
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:29,360
 could be nothing but beneficial for us.

1239
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,360
 I don't know what the hell you just said.

1240
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,360
 Just sell product.

1241
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:34,360
 Absolutely.

1242
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:35,360
 Can't do, sir.

1243
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,360
 Good.

1244
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,360
 You're exactly the same.

1245
01:00:39,360 --> 01:00:40,360
 I'm sorry.

1246
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,360
 Did I allude to being someone I'm not?

1247
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:43,360
 I'm trying to be ironic.

1248
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:44,360
 No.

1249
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,360
 Anyone who works, you lose their soul.

1250
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:47,360
 Sorry to hear.

1251
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:48,360
 Did I last my soul?

1252
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,360
 No, you don't want to work, Skat.

1253
01:00:50,360 --> 01:00:52,360
 Stop it, Mr. Monica.

1254
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:53,360
 Oh, God.

1255
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,360
You couldn't figure out how to fuck me.

1256
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:57,360
 So, you're not going to be a good guy.

1257
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1258
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1259
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1260
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:03,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1261
01:01:03,360 --> 01:01:04,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1262
01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:05,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1263
01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1264
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1265
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1266
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:09,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1267
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:10,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1268
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,360
You're not going to be a good guy.

1269
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:12,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1270
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:13,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1271
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1272
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:15,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1273
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:16,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1274
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:17,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1275
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1276
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1277
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:20,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1278
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:21,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1279
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:22,360
 You're not going to be a good guy.

1280
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:25,360
 If that were the case, I could have settled for a whole lot less.

1281
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:29,360
And don't tell me that I just want you because I can't have you because that's...

1282
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:30,360
 That's...

1283
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:36,360
 Call the SMT.

1284
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:41,360
 Now.

1285
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:46,160
 The SMT stands for Senior Management Team, an acronym that's scat picked up in business

1286
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:49,360
 185, understanding the corporate structure.

1287
01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:56,360
 Average cock.

1288
01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:03,360
 No.

1289
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:07,360
 Isn't that basically a fuck?

1290
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:12,360
 Who wants to drink a fuck when you can down a cock?

1291
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,360
 Cock.

1292
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,360
 It's like fuck for sisies.

1293
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,360
 It's a fuck.

1294
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:22,360
 The important word here isn't cock.

1295
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,360
 Average.

1296
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,360
 Here's how it works.

1297
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:30,360
The less religious you are, the more likely it is your interest in celebrities.

1298
01:02:30,360 --> 01:02:33,360
 You know, that old question, if you could have dinner with any five people living or dead,

1299
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,360
 who would you choose?

1300
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,360
 No, we're never picked up friends.

1301
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:41,360
 We're not going to sell this product to your friends.

1302
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:42,360
 Not yet, anyway.

1303
01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:44,360
 Now, Zeph is way too mainstream for this.

1304
01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,360
 So we set up a small subsidiary.

1305
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,360
 It looks independent.

1306
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,360
 We call it Z-tube.

1307
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:54,360
Now, Z-tube releases the average cock with absolutely no above the line, but a ton of astrophhing,

1308
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:59,360
 word of mouth, seeding, black lemings, the works.

1309
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:03,360
 Once sales are solid, we send a creative product to the 100 hottest people in the country.

1310
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,360
 But not average cock.

1311
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:08,360
 We tell them, for you, we got the real thing.

1312
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:13,360
 Personalize can with their name and their number on the back.

1313
01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:14,360
 Now they're intrigued.

1314
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,360
 They see our invitation to send one of their people to a close meeting at a Z-2 warehouse.

1315
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:20,360
And there, we explain how it works.

1316
01:03:20,360 --> 01:03:35,360
 Ladies and gentlemen, there are 100 numbered cans, each linked to a specific celebrity.

1317
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:38,360
 For example, the Hilton 88's.

1318
01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:44,360
 Miss Hilton is currently in possession of the only 88's in the world outside of this company,

1319
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:50,360
 and we will not sell any 88's to anyone unless they bring in an unopened 88.

1320
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:54,360
 That's a sign that Miss Hilton considers them worthy enough to be seen with her product.

1321
01:03:54,360 --> 01:04:00,360
That person may then purchase as many 88's as they'd like, but no other number.

1322
01:04:00,360 --> 01:04:02,360
 Here's the catch.

1323
01:04:02,360 --> 01:04:07,360
 If someone brings us an 88, and we don't feel that they're cock material.

1324
01:04:07,360 --> 01:04:12,360
 Or, if our people see someone in public with an 88, we don't feel as worthy of cock.

1325
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:15,360
 We will terminate the 88's.

1326
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,360
 No exceptions.

1327
01:04:16,360 --> 01:04:18,360
 No appeals.

1328
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:20,360
 This product is image in a can.

1329
01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:22,360
 We take image.

1330
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:23,360
 Very seriously.

1331
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:28,360
 We take it as seriously as you take the clients that you represent.

1332
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,360
 That's it, people.

1333
01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:34,360
Those of you who brought cans can begin.

1334
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:43,360
 As soon as work gets out about this, sales of average cock will free fall.

1335
01:04:43,360 --> 01:04:44,360
 Sure.

1336
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:46,360
 But demand for celebrity cock will soar.

1337
01:04:46,360 --> 01:04:50,360
 Driven by the implicit endorsement of the world's top celebrities.

1338
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:52,360
 Now they won't be able to buy it, but they'll be desperate for it.

1339
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:55,360
 And the real beauty of all of this is what they want to buy.

1340
01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,360
 It isn't the drink.

1341
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:58,360
 It's the marketing.

1342
01:04:58,360 --> 01:04:59,360
 I mean, the image.

1343
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:00,360
 Something that didn't exist.

1344
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,360
 Let me just real permanent.

1345
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:03,360
What does this product taste like?

1346
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:04,360
 I'm sorry, what did you say?

1347
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,360
 Taste?

1348
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:06,360
 Don't you think that's important?

1349
01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:07,360
 No, no, I don't.

1350
01:05:07,360 --> 01:05:10,360
 Look, this product could be sneakers or t-shirts or glow in the dark headbands.

1351
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:11,360
 It's not about the fluid man.

1352
01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:12,360
 It's about the image.

1353
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:14,360
 70% of what we perceive this taste as psychological.

1354
01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:17,360
 As long as it's being taste better than urine, people are literally going to convince themselves

1355
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:18,360
 that they like it.

1356
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:20,360
 Actually, people can believe they like the taste of urine.

1357
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:21,360
Really?

1358
01:05:21,360 --> 01:05:22,360
 We tested it once.

1359
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:23,360
 Sports drink?

1360
01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:24,360
 We tested it once.

1361
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,360
 We didn't sell it.

1362
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:27,360
 Look, I can't explain it any clearer than this.

1363
01:05:27,360 --> 01:05:29,360
 The success of this product.

1364
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:30,360
 Stop it.

1365
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,360
 The success of this product depends on people being shallow.

1366
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:36,360
 Superficial, self-obsessed, greedy, and desperate for attention.

1367
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:39,360
 This is the American Dream and a fucking can.

1368
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:46,360
 I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

1369
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:53,360
 I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

1370
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:56,360
 I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

1371
01:05:56,360 --> 01:05:59,360
 I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

1372
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:02,360
I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

1373
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:05,360
 I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

1374
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,360
 I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

1375
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,360
 A 34 just showed up on eBay.

1376
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,360
 Find robbers for me and tell them I need to mark up on Red Bull and Vancouver.

1377
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:14,360
 Want to answer that?

1378
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:15,360
 What's a 34?

1379
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:16,360
 The crew's?

1380
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,360
 The Jolie.

1381
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,360
 Her visit $3,000.

1382
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,360
 Do not answer the phone like that again.

1383
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:20,360
 I saw you.

1384
01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:21,360
 Don't look me like that.

1385
01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:23,360
 I have miss Barrymore's people on the line.

1386
01:06:23,360 --> 01:06:27,360
They're threatening to shoot because of the time that people started handing them out of concerts.

1387
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:28,360
 I saw that guy.

1388
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:29,360
 We had no choice.

1389
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,360
 Mr. Scat.

1390
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:31,360
 Busy, very busy.

1391
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:32,360
 Is it?

1392
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:33,360
 I like that.

1393
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:34,360
 There's just one thing.

1394
01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:35,360
 What's that?

1395
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:36,360
 You're not selling very much a product.

1396
01:06:36,360 --> 01:06:38,360
 If you're using it to sell it.

1397
01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:39,360
 Correct.

1398
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,360
 That's why I think you want to buy it.

1399
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:41,360
 People might stock options.

1400
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:45,360
 Sir, do you realize what would happen if you were in these cops in the general public now?

1401
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:46,360
 Sure.

1402
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:47,360
 It's also massive.

1403
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,360
But all those celebrities basically built our brand.

1404
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,360
 They'd be humiliated.

1405
01:06:51,360 --> 01:06:53,360
 Maybe they got saved the world.

1406
01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,360
 Hey, we just fucked over the world's top celebrities.

1407
01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:59,360
 You're a genius.

1408
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:02,360
 Thank you, sir.

1409
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:05,360
 Rumor has it, their grooming him to be the next week.

1410
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:09,360
 Don't you have somewhere to be?

1411
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:19,360
 What?

1412
01:07:19,360 --> 01:07:23,360
 Do you want to...

1413
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:26,360
 Do you love all of this?

1414
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:30,360
 That's sort of stupid questioners that.

1415
01:07:30,360 --> 01:07:34,360
 Do you?

1416
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:37,360
 Think I'm... I'm like that.

1417
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:42,360
My kid is still believed in Santa Claus until some asshole kid told me that it didn't exist.

1418
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,360
 I'm not asshole kid, huh?

1419
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,360
 I've heard it still out.

1420
01:07:46,360 --> 01:07:50,360
 What sort of profound nonsense is that?

1421
01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,360
 Oh, we're about to go public up.

1422
01:07:52,360 --> 01:07:54,360
 We're like...

1423
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:57,360
 No!

1424
01:07:57,360 --> 01:08:16,360
 Mr. Scott?

1425
01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:18,360
 Mr. Scott, my name is Kit.

1426
01:08:18,360 --> 01:08:21,360
 I don't know if you've ever considered taking on a protege,

1427
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:25,360
 but I would be honored to follow you around and watch everything you do.

1428
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:29,360
 I have requests for interviews from print and TV and radio,

1429
01:08:29,360 --> 01:08:32,360
and also I know you're really busy right now, but if you ever get lonely,

1430
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:34,360
 or you just want to talk.

1431
01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,360
 Okay, okay, okay.

1432
01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:40,360
 In business 763, entrepreneurial solutions for market failure,

1433
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:43,360
 you learn that once you make it to the top,

1434
01:08:43,360 --> 01:08:46,360
 and any crisis that may arise, it then becomes your job

1435
01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:50,360
 to reset perception through corporate restructuring.

1436
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:57,360
 You know, a young kid committed suicide today in St. Louis,

1437
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:03,360
 let a suicide note on the back of a hand-drawn picture of a cock can

1438
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:07,360
with the number 17 in his name.

1439
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:17,360
 The CNN is going live at 8 p.m. with the number 17 being Damien White's lucky number.

1440
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,360
 It's obviously uncorroborated.

1441
01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:24,360
 Okay, yeah, the note says, I don't want to know what the note says.

1442
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:30,360
 No, I got it. I just wish I could have been cooler.

1443
01:09:30,360 --> 01:09:34,360
 It's Pete, the eyes are all lower-case.

1444
01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:39,360
 Now that, see, that's the sign of a depressing and a close-to-date.

1445
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:42,360
 Somebody that has a low opinion, don't call 6.

1446
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,360
 Don't call 6. The kid's dead-scat.

1447
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:48,360
We had our research department fact check.

1448
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:52,360
 Okay, the mother's already hired a lawyer.

1449
01:09:52,360 --> 01:10:05,360
 We need you to go live with this before the 8 o'clock news.

1450
01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:11,360
 Okay, we've arranged to pre-tape CNBC interview.

1451
01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:18,360
 You'll need to spin this.

1452
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,360
 You want me to spin this?

1453
01:10:20,360 --> 01:10:22,360
 That's what we paid for.

1454
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:27,360
 I just want to come up with an angle on this together.

1455
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:33,360
 You want me to fire some?

1456
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,360
 Yeah.

1457
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,360
 Who am I going to fire?

1458
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,360
 David?

1459
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,360
 It was my idea, it was my constant.

1460
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:41,360
 Yeah, it was great concept.

1461
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:50,360
Great concept. That's not the issue.

1462
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:56,360
 We're 6.

1463
01:10:56,360 --> 01:11:00,360
 Personally, I never had a connection.

1464
01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,360
 It was a nice synergy.

1465
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,360
 I tried.

1466
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:08,360
 I think that'll be a nice synergy.

1467
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:10,360
 6.

1468
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:12,360
 Look, call me back, okay?

1469
01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:16,360
 Don't go back to the office, just calling back and I'll come meet you wherever.

1470
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:21,360
 Yes, you'd be working directly underneath.

1471
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,360
 You would have quite a bit creative for you.

1472
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:27,360
 Just, I'm very excited about this opportunity.

1473
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:30,360
 What do you think that you can bring into the next campaign?

1474
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:31,360
 Hey, Jen.

1475
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:32,360
 Hey, it's Scott.

1476
01:11:32,360 --> 01:11:33,360
Where are you?

1477
01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:34,360
 Hey, look, we're 6, Jen.

1478
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:36,360
 Where was where was it to adopt?

1479
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:39,360
 She's interviewing a new creative at the levelage.

1480
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:44,360
 So much thing, I think.

1481
01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:49,360
 Thank you.

1482
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:53,360
 Thank you for lunch.

1483
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:59,360
 Are you fucking kidding me?

1484
01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,360
 This is good.

1485
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:03,360
 I've heard so much about you.

1486
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,360
 You ignore my calls for this?

1487
01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,360
 It's not what you think, Scott.

1488
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,360
 Of course, it's not what I think.

1489
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,360
 It's you.

1490
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:12,360
 You're never what I think.

1491
01:12:12,360 --> 01:12:13,360
 What do you care?

1492
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,360
 What do I care?

1493
01:12:14,360 --> 01:12:17,360
 Yeah, what the hell do you care?

1494
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:26,360
They're grooming you for VP.

1495
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:29,860
 You've got some great ideas and I look forward to seeing how we can incorporate them

1496
01:12:29,860 --> 01:12:34,360
 into Zepko's campaign for true problems.

1497
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:43,360
 She always starts with those fucking ideas.

1498
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:48,360
 Oh, my God.

1499
01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:49,360
 Welcome to Zepko.

1500
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,360
 Thank you.

1501
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:51,360
 Thank you.

1502
01:12:51,360 --> 01:13:01,360
 [MUSIC]

1503
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:10,360
 We're walking through the city.

1504
01:13:10,360 --> 01:13:11,360
 You're right in the morning.

1505
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,360
 Yep.

1506
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:15,360
 [MUSIC]

1507
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,360
 You're losing sad working in these pictures.

1508
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:20,360
 But any of why it took me young teenager age 16.

1509
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:22,360
 Has committed suicide.

1510
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:26,860
You left behind a suicide note that reads, "I love everybody.

1511
01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:30,360
 I just wish I could have been cooler on the back.

1512
01:13:30,360 --> 01:13:31,360
 A hand drawn."

1513
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:36,360
 [MUSIC]

1514
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:37,860
 How much have I even did?

1515
01:13:37,860 --> 01:13:38,860
 Ten at six.

1516
01:13:38,860 --> 01:13:40,860
 Leave himself cool enough to buy a cup.

1517
01:13:40,860 --> 01:13:41,860
 The ultra-release celebrity.

1518
01:13:41,860 --> 01:13:45,360
 James, so lonely 200 celebrities up until yesterday.

1519
01:13:45,360 --> 01:13:47,360
 I'm going to release to the general public.

1520
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:51,860
 [MUSIC]

1521
01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:54,860
 Celebrity 77 tweeted in their support for dating throughout the days.

1522
01:13:54,860 --> 01:13:57,360
 We did it as just as long as you're long as I'm hard.

1523
01:13:57,360 --> 01:13:59,860
Just we have some sad breathing side.

1524
01:13:59,860 --> 01:14:04,360
 A deady and white from a young teenager age 16 has committed suicide.

1525
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:12,860
 [MUSIC]

1526
01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:14,860
 Hello, hello.

1527
01:14:14,860 --> 01:14:22,360
 [MUSIC]

1528
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:23,860
 What are you doing here?

1529
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:25,860
 Look, I need a place to stay.

1530
01:14:25,860 --> 01:14:27,860
 That three man.

1531
01:14:27,860 --> 01:14:29,860
 She took my job at Addy.

1532
01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:31,860
 You didn't do that, right?

1533
01:14:31,860 --> 01:14:34,360
 [MUSIC]

1534
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,360
 No, I didn't.

1535
01:14:35,360 --> 01:14:35,860
 Yeah?

1536
01:14:35,860 --> 01:14:38,360
 Well, they had to fire someone for letting you and six go.

1537
01:14:38,360 --> 01:14:42,860
 [MUSIC]

1538
01:14:42,860 --> 01:14:45,860
 Hey, I'm sorry about it.

1539
01:14:45,860 --> 01:14:48,860
 All right, just just just.

1540
01:14:48,860 --> 01:14:51,860
 Yeah.

1541
01:14:51,860 --> 01:14:55,860
 I'm thinking of changing my image.

1542
01:14:55,860 --> 01:14:58,860
 Really?

1543
01:14:58,860 --> 01:15:01,860
I like the whole silent thing.

1544
01:15:01,860 --> 01:15:03,860
 Yeah, but it's kind of limiting.

1545
01:15:03,860 --> 01:15:07,860
 I mean, there's only so far you can go with that.

1546
01:15:07,860 --> 01:15:10,860
 You know, you were really good at our channel.

1547
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:11,860
 Yeah?

1548
01:15:11,860 --> 01:15:14,860
 Yeah, especially after you got me fired.

1549
01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:16,860
 Just a few minutes.

1550
01:15:16,860 --> 01:15:18,860
 Thanks.

1551
01:15:18,860 --> 01:15:22,860
 [MUSIC]

1552
01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:25,860
 I'm in love with the girl.

1553
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,860
 I don't even know who we're real now.

1554
01:15:27,860 --> 01:15:31,860
 [MUSIC]

1555
01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:35,860
 You, my friend, are in love with an image.

1556
01:15:35,860 --> 01:15:36,860
 Is that bad?

1557
01:15:36,860 --> 01:15:41,860
 Huh?

1558
01:15:41,860 --> 01:15:44,860
 [MUSIC]

1559
01:15:44,860 --> 01:15:46,860
 Six quid.

1560
01:15:46,860 --> 01:15:49,860
 She quit.

1561
01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:51,860
 Because of you.

1562
01:15:51,860 --> 01:15:56,860
 [MUSIC]

1563
01:15:56,860 --> 01:15:57,860
 Well, none, the by the product.

1564
01:15:57,860 --> 01:15:58,860
How do they recover John?

1565
01:15:58,860 --> 01:16:03,860
 How does Zepko turn this around and use it to their advantage?

1566
01:16:03,860 --> 01:16:04,860
 Well, they don't.

1567
01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:08,860
 Right now, Zepko should be entirely on the defense in the young child.

1568
01:16:08,860 --> 01:16:12,860
 It's committed suicide because this company refused to sell them to drugs.

1569
01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:15,860
 This is a prime example of COVID bullying as far as I can say.

1570
01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:17,860
 Corporate bullying, that's a term I've never heard of.

1571
01:16:17,860 --> 01:16:18,860
 That's right.

1572
01:16:18,860 --> 01:16:21,860
 Well, that's because companies usually don't refuse to sell people.

1573
01:16:21,860 --> 01:16:22,860
Yeah, actually, it kills themselves?

1574
01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:25,860
 Now, the irony in all this is that C2 was released to the public.

1575
01:16:25,860 --> 01:16:26,860
 Yeah.

1576
01:16:26,860 --> 01:16:27,860
 It's the potential for the family.

1577
01:16:27,860 --> 01:16:29,860
 Yeah, the family already lowered up.

1578
01:16:29,860 --> 01:16:33,860
 What usually happens in circumstances like this is if Zepko would identify a bull guy.

1579
01:16:33,860 --> 01:16:36,860
 Someone in the marketing department to eliminate the public.

1580
01:16:36,860 --> 01:16:38,860
 It's just an intern, Scott.

1581
01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:41,860
 They're grooming you for VP.

1582
01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:46,860
 I feel like I'm losing you.

1583
01:16:46,860 --> 01:16:50,860
 James, he won't take any of my calls.

1584
01:16:50,860 --> 01:17:10,860
 You're supposed to let me go.

1585
01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:15,860
That's where you came here, right?

1586
01:17:15,860 --> 01:17:41,860
 I know it was a ballerina.

1587
01:17:41,860 --> 01:18:04,860
 I had dreams like the time we sell to people.

1588
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:18,860
 I was going to go to the 11-hymear academy.

1589
01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:26,860
 Travel around Europe.

1590
01:18:26,860 --> 01:18:33,860
 Wasn't just a goal, Scott.

1591
01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:40,860
 Absolutely.

1592
01:18:40,860 --> 01:18:45,860
 And then I went to here.

1593
01:18:45,860 --> 01:18:48,860
 And I went to London.

1594
01:18:48,860 --> 01:18:51,860
 I did my audition.

1595
01:18:51,860 --> 01:18:59,860
 And they told me I was missing a muscle in my calf.

1596
01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:03,860
 I couldn't even do that, Mark.

1597
01:19:03,860 --> 01:19:11,860
 I was missing a muscle in my leg and there was nothing I can do about it.

1598
01:19:11,860 --> 01:19:18,860
 Ever.

1599
01:19:18,860 --> 01:19:22,860
 I decided then.

1600
01:19:22,860 --> 01:19:29,860
I didn't know I was able to tell me what I couldn't do again.

1601
01:19:29,860 --> 01:19:38,860
 Ever.

1602
01:19:38,860 --> 01:19:47,860
 And now I'm here.

1603
01:19:47,860 --> 01:19:54,860
 I'm going to find me.

1604
01:19:54,860 --> 01:20:01,860
 Are I several?

1605
01:20:01,860 --> 01:20:04,860
 What?

1606
01:20:04,860 --> 01:20:13,860
 Do you know how hard it is for me to tell you the truth?

1607
01:20:13,860 --> 01:20:20,860
 I wanted to be a ballerina.

1608
01:20:20,860 --> 01:20:27,860
 I wanted to be.

1609
01:20:27,860 --> 01:20:32,860
 Right.

1610
01:20:32,860 --> 01:20:39,860
 Okay.

1611
01:20:39,860 --> 01:20:46,860
 I wanted to be a ballerina.

1612
01:20:46,860 --> 01:20:53,860
 I wanted to be a ballerina.

1613
01:20:53,860 --> 01:20:58,860
 I wanted to be a ballerina.

1614
01:20:58,860 --> 01:21:05,860
 I wanted to be a ballerina.

1615
01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:11,860
 Yes.

1616
01:21:11,860 --> 01:21:16,860
 Look, as far as I'm concerned, this is one of the most successful act campaigns of all time.

1617
01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:19,860
Certainly go down in history as one of the most daring.

1618
01:21:19,860 --> 01:21:23,860
 I know who Damian White is or who he was.

1619
01:21:23,860 --> 01:21:28,860
 Because I fell in love with the dream too.

1620
01:21:28,860 --> 01:21:35,860
 But I don't want to spend the rest of my life chasing after an enigma.

1621
01:21:35,860 --> 01:21:42,860
 And neither did Damian.

1622
01:21:42,860 --> 01:21:47,860
 Look, I don't think that anybody has taken the death of this teenager very seriously because

1623
01:21:47,860 --> 01:21:48,860
 they're still blind.

1624
01:21:48,860 --> 01:21:53,860
 I brought up this means that you've made a conscious decision to divide this dream after

1625
01:21:53,860 --> 01:22:00,860
Damian White's death after his suicide because it's even cooler.

1626
01:22:00,860 --> 01:22:05,860
 The fact that Zefko's stock has tripled since the suicide.

1627
01:22:05,860 --> 01:22:10,860
 So if Damian White's death means anything to you, then don't buy cock.

1628
01:22:10,860 --> 01:22:17,860
 But that'll never happen because you believe in the dream of fantasy.

1629
01:22:17,860 --> 01:22:18,860
 Buy cock.

1630
01:22:18,860 --> 01:22:25,860
 Come perfect.

1631
01:22:25,860 --> 01:22:34,860
 Skat.

1632
01:22:34,860 --> 01:22:37,860
 What are you doing?

1633
01:22:37,860 --> 01:22:44,860
 It's going for a walk.

1634
01:22:44,860 --> 01:22:51,860
 You're going to get a little bit of a walk.

1635
01:22:51,860 --> 01:22:52,860
 Yeah.

1636
01:22:52,860 --> 01:22:53,860
 It's all fake.

1637
01:22:53,860 --> 01:22:54,860
 Don't you get it.

1638
01:22:54,860 --> 01:22:55,860
 It's real.

1639
01:22:55,860 --> 01:22:56,860
 It's all fake.

1640
01:22:56,860 --> 01:22:57,860
 It's all fake.

1641
01:22:57,860 --> 01:23:02,860
 It's all fake.

1642
01:23:02,860 --> 01:23:10,860
You ruined all this for me.

1643
01:23:10,860 --> 01:23:26,860
 It's my name.

1644
01:23:26,860 --> 01:23:36,860
 What's your real name?

1645
01:23:36,860 --> 01:23:43,860
 You're so used to this teeny-like lesson.

1646
01:23:43,860 --> 01:23:48,860
 You don't feel as if you're following.

1647
01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:51,860
 You're hardly the least you can do to die like.

1648
01:23:51,860 --> 01:23:54,860
 You're breathing you come faster and you become a little bit larger.

1649
01:23:54,860 --> 01:23:55,860
 You make that.

1650
01:23:55,860 --> 01:23:56,860
 Your name is Sitz.

1651
01:23:56,860 --> 01:23:57,860
 Looking at a billboard.

1652
01:23:57,860 --> 01:24:02,860
 He's supposed to fly above the first sight.

1653
01:24:02,860 --> 01:24:06,860
 It's not real.

1654
01:24:06,860 --> 01:24:07,860
 It's not a real.

1655
01:24:07,860 --> 01:24:08,860
 It's a marketing.

1656
01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:13,860
 It's been a pleasure doing business with these six.

1657
01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:18,860
That marketing you would know me would.

1658
01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:19,860
 Maybe.

1659
01:24:19,860 --> 01:24:24,860
 Sometimes you need to walk away from that.

1660
01:24:24,860 --> 01:24:27,860
 You haven't been changed.

1661
01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:31,860
 You're infected.

1662
01:24:31,860 --> 01:24:36,860
 You're just dreaming the same thing.

1663
01:24:36,860 --> 01:24:38,860
 You're just...

1664
01:24:38,860 --> 01:24:42,860
 Your lost soul is still drinking.

1665
01:24:42,860 --> 01:24:45,860
 I'm serious.

1666
01:24:53,860 --> 01:24:56,860
 I'm taking back the control.

1667
01:24:56,860 --> 01:24:57,860
 You had no farming.

1668
01:24:57,860 --> 01:24:59,860
 I made to find some closure.

1669
01:24:59,860 --> 01:25:02,860
 So I kept bringing just to every down with every five.

1670
01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:05,860
 But when you're ashamed, you're making down what I was now.

1671
01:25:05,860 --> 01:25:06,860
 I'm going to want to fly.

1672
01:25:06,860 --> 01:25:08,860
 I'm taking back the control.

1673
01:25:08,860 --> 01:25:09,860
You had no farming.

1674
01:25:09,860 --> 01:25:11,860
 I made to find some closure.

1675
01:25:11,860 --> 01:25:14,860
 Just tell me down with every five.

1676
01:25:14,860 --> 01:25:17,860
 When you're ashamed, you're making down what I was now.

1677
01:25:17,860 --> 01:25:19,860
 I'm going to fly.

1678
01:25:19,860 --> 01:25:24,760
 But girl, silly, clique, then I was so spoiled that they care

1679
01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:28,860
 And I got you at the pattern, saving it every year

1680
01:25:28,860 --> 01:25:31,060
 But they're who they are, yeah

1681
01:25:31,060 --> 01:25:36,640
 What I'm doin' on the walls, gone around around the ground, gone by

1682
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:39,940
 But I'm safe that I was not well

1683
01:25:39,940 --> 01:25:42,420
 Get 'em I'm safe

1684
01:25:42,420 --> 01:25:46,660
 ♪ Up, up, up, up, up ♪

1685
01:25:46,660 --> 01:25:50,300
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

1686
01:25:50,300 --> 01:25:54,300
 ♪ You, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

1687
01:25:54,300 --> 01:25:56,300
 ♪ I'm so compact, then control you ♪

1688
01:25:56,300 --> 01:25:57,560
 ♪ How no for me ♪

1689
01:25:57,560 --> 01:25:59,700
 ♪ I made to find some blue just the one ♪

1690
01:25:59,700 --> 01:26:02,280
 ♪ Gack or red just tell me down with everybody ♪

1691
01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:04,440
 ♪ Oh, ro Callie, you're shy, make me down ♪

1692
01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:06,540
 ♪ What I was never gonna want to fly ♪

1693
01:26:06,540 --> 01:26:08,280
 ♪ I say compact, then control you ♪

1694
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:09,680
 ♪ How no for me ♪

1695
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:11,920
 ♪ I made to find some blue just the one ♪

1696
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:14,680
 ♪ Gack or red just tell me down with everybody ♪

1697
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:16,620
♪ Oh, ro Callie, you're shy, make me down ♪

1698
01:26:16,620 --> 01:26:19,660
 ♪ What I was never gonna want to fly ♪

1699
01:26:19,660 --> 01:26:23,360
 ♪ People know that I won't jump with the round ♪

1700
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:25,700
 ♪ With no, no, no, no ♪

1701
01:26:25,700 --> 01:26:28,200
 ♪ Can't pretend and keep it close ♪

1702
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:31,740
 ♪ I don't know if they press the wrong one now ♪

1703
01:26:31,740 --> 01:26:34,740
 ♪ 'Cause you're running less than a bite ♪

1704
01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:37,540
 ♪ With a bite is for a guy ♪

1705
01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:39,540
 ♪ How I was not gonna lie ♪

1706
01:26:39,540 --> 01:26:42,540
 ♪ Just to play me ♪

1707
01:26:42,540 --> 01:26:48,880
 ♪ Yeah ♪

1708
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:50,520
 ♪ I'm taking back the control ♪

1709
01:26:50,520 --> 01:26:51,980
 ♪ You had a little for me ♪

1710
01:26:51,980 --> 01:26:54,120
 ♪ I made to find some blue just the one ♪

1711
01:26:54,120 --> 01:26:56,660
♪ Gack or red just tell me down with everybody ♪

1712
01:26:56,660 --> 01:26:58,820
 ♪ Oh, ro Callie, you're shy, make me down ♪

1713
01:26:58,820 --> 01:27:00,960
 ♪ What I was never gonna want to fly ♪

1714
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:02,600
 ♪ I'm taking back the control ♪

1715
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,960
 ♪ You had a little for me ♪

1716
01:27:03,960 --> 01:27:06,200
 ♪ I made to find some blue just the one ♪

1717
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:08,200
 ♪ Just tell me down with everybody ♪

1718
01:27:08,200 --> 01:27:10,700
 ♪ Oh, ro Callie, you're shy, make me down ♪

1719
01:27:10,700 --> 01:27:13,240
 ♪ What I was never gonna want to fly ♪

1720
01:27:13,240 --> 01:27:15,200
 ♪ Stupid girls, silly glazing hours ♪

1721
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:16,340
 ♪ Just while they're singing ♪

1722
01:27:16,340 --> 01:27:18,040
 ♪ And they're black on your mind ♪

1723
01:27:18,040 --> 01:27:19,440
♪ You say when they're real ♪

1724
01:27:19,440 --> 01:27:20,880
 ♪ Come on, take it in your mouth ♪

1725
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:22,380
 ♪ Don't run, run around ♪

1726
01:27:22,380 --> 01:27:23,880
 ♪ Let the sounds all day well ♪

1727
01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:25,880
 ♪ I'm just 'cause they're with myself ♪

1728
01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:28,460
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